Does the Joker Have Ass Implants?

Summary

Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – Episode: "Does the Joker Have Ass Implants?"

Release Date: June 30, 2025

In this lively and engaging episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, hosted by Bunny XO and featuring co-hosts Haley and Mimi, the trio navigates a myriad of topics ranging from quirky animal anecdotes and pop culture musings to personal stories and behind-the-scenes insights into their podcasting journey. True to the show's comedic and authentic nature, listeners are treated to a blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and candid conversations.

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1. Season Finale and Future Plans (02:00 – 04:00)

The episode kicks off with Bunny XO announcing the approaching season finale, marking the end of the current run and teasing exciting content for the next season.

• Bunny XO (02:43): "We take off one month between seasons. So what are you guys gonna do without us?"

The hosts discuss their hiatus period, introducing the upcoming spin-off "Meet the D Forts", which promises fresh content including exclusive videos and new shows.

• Haley (03:11): "Your birthday, what we did for your birthday is in there. Yeah. Everyone gets to see the never before seen video that we made for you."

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2. Animal Antics on the Farm (04:00 – 14:00)

A significant portion of the episode delves into the challenges and humorous incidents surrounding their farm animals. The main focus is on Pony Boy, a newly introduced horse whose unruly behavior creates tension among the existing animal group.

• Bunny XO (05:09): "Pony Boy has gone to live with Mimi because I brought him originally. Mimi wanted Pony Boy anyways, but I was like, no, no, no, let me try."

Pony Boy’s bullying tendencies lead to strained relationships with other animals like Nova and Donkey, highlighting the complexities of managing livestock.

• Haley (05:30): "She asks why he's not going to crash out again, but they went on the beach. She was my dream date."

The conversation shifts to the integration efforts between Pony Boy and other animals, showcasing the hosts' dedication to maintaining harmony on the farm.

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3. Pop Culture and Celebrity Insights (14:00 – 20:00)

The hosts transition to discussing recent celebrity happenings, notably Jared Leto’s portrayal of the Joker and rumored ass implants, tying back to the episode’s intriguing title.

• Bunny XO (38:34): "Jared Leto has ass implants. He’s like the tiniest man ever, and he’s got this donk dude."

This segment blends humor with speculative commentary, reflecting the show's signature blend of irreverence and entertainment.

Additionally, Uncle Scott is a recurring topic, with the hosts sharing humorous anecdotes about his flamboyant behavior and dating escapades.

• Haley (17:52): "You have some voicemails of women begging Scott to talk dirty."

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4. Interactive Segments and Voicemails (20:00 – 28:00)

Listeners' voicemails add an interactive layer to the episode, with fans sharing their thoughts and confessions. A standout voicemail praises Uncle Scott’s voice, sparking playful banter among the hosts.

• Uncle Scott’s Voicemail (21:36): "I think Uncle Scott's voice is absolutely sexy."

The hosts humorously contemplate inviting Uncle Scott onto the podcast, blending listener engagement with their quirky humor.

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5. Upcoming Tour and Travel Plans (28:00 – 35:00)

Excitement builds as the hosts reveal their plans for an upcoming tour in Europe, including stops in Cologne, Germany, and potential collaborations with European influencers.

• Bunny XO (28:12): "We're heading to Europe, guys. We get to go to freaking Cologne, Germany, and see the cathedral."

The discussion touches on the challenges of traveling, such as dealing with time zone changes and adapting to different cultures, all while maintaining their comedic flair.

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6. Farm Life Challenges and Triumphs (35:00 – 47:00)

Returning to farm-centric discussions, the hosts share insights into the daily grind of managing livestock, from dealing with aggressive chickens to the humorous mishaps with their pets.

• Haley (47:02): "Look at the shadow go across my yard, Jason. And I jump up and I'm trying to put boots on. I'm in a tank top, lingerie, and shorts."

These stories not only provide comic relief but also showcase the camaraderie and teamwork among the hosts as they navigate farm life.

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7. Personal Journeys and Milestones (47:00 – 55:00)

The episode takes a heartfelt turn as Bunny XO opens up about her IVF journey, sharing the emotional highs and lows with her audience.

• Bunny XO (50:05): "Everyone was like, oh, you're pregnant. Yeah, not pregnant, but definitely a huge win."

Co-hosts offer supportive comments, reflecting the show's balance of humor with genuine personal experiences.

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8. Reflections and Podcast Evolution (55:00 – End)

In the closing segments, the hosts reflect on the growth and evolution of the Dumb Blonde podcast. They celebrate their expanding community on Patreon, acknowledging listener support and sharing aspirations for future seasons.

• Bunny XO (53:16): "We're going into season 10. Like, that's easy. That's crazy."

They reminisce about past episodes, favorite guests like Roseanne, and highlight memorable moments that have shaped the podcast's identity.

• Haley (52:03): "It was such an iconic season."

The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to their listeners, emphasizing the importance of their community and hinting at exciting developments in the next season.

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Notable Quotes:

• Bunny XO (05:09): "Pony Boy has gone to live with Mimi because I brought him originally."

• Bunny XO (38:34): "Jared Leto has ass implants. He’s like the tiniest man ever, and he’s got this donk dude."

• Haley (50:05): "Everyone was like, oh, you're pregnant. Yeah, not pregnant, but definitely a huge win."

• Bunny XO (53:16): "We're going into season 10. Like, that's easy. That's crazy."

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Conclusion

"Does the Joker Have Ass Implants?" exemplifies the Dumb Blonde podcast’s charm, seamlessly blending humor with heartfelt discussions. From farm animal antics and celebrity gossip to personal milestones and community engagement, Bunny XO, Haley, and Mimi deliver an episode that's both entertaining and relatable. Whether you're a long-time listener or a newcomer, this episode offers a window into the authentic and whimsical world of Dumb Blonde Productions.

Transcript

[Bunny XO]

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[Haley]

The thing that drives me every day as a dad is Dariana. We call him Day Date for short. Every day he's hungry for something, whether it's attention, affection, knowledge. And there's this huge responsibility in making sure that when he's no longer under my wing that he's a good person. I want him to be able to sit back one day and go, we worked together. We did.

[Bunny XO]

That's dedication. Find out [e-mail] brought to you by the US Department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council. Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the D Forts. We have Propaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention we have the visuals of the the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blond podcast and sign up Bunny XO. Bunny XO. Is this thing on? What's up you sexy? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. You guys, we're good. We're heading into the season finale.

[Haley]

It's coming to an end.

[Bunny XO]

Coming to an end.

[Haley]

Last episode right now you guys are.

[Bunny XO]

Listening to how long are we taking off? We take off like a month, right?

[Haley]

We always take off one month between seasons.

[Bunny XO]

We take off one month between seasons. So what are you guys gonna do without us?

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Bunny XO]

I know.

[Haley]

Maybe. What do you guys do another season to Meet the D Forts.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, yeah. Oh, you guys know once the podcast goes on a hiatus for a month, they then meet the D Fords comes out. So we are rolling that out and that's gonna be fun.

[Haley]

Cuz that's like a lot of content we've been harboring. Literally no one has seen. It's so good. Your birthday, what we did for your birthday is in there. Yeah. Everyone gets to see the never before seen video that we made for you. That's gonna be so good.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I forgot about that.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, my God. That seems so long. I know.

[Haley]

Yeah. We've done so much between that span of time. It's kind of crazy. But we've got crazy. So, so many cool things in this new season of Meet the D Forts.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. I'm excited. It's gonna be fun and I'm looking forward to a freaking break.

[Haley]

Oh, I know.

[Bunny XO]

Okay. I love filming the podcast, but I like a break too.

[Haley]

Yeah. I mean, we go 22 weeks straight.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Before we take breaks.

[Bunny XO]

Dropping crazy. Some podcasts don't even do seasons. I don't know how they do that. I like to like, I don't know, have some sort of, like, it's like a fresh start. Yeah. And like we do a different cover and it's like, I don't know, we just. We try to keep it fresh, crisp, you know?

[Haley]

Oh, wow.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Well, it's hot as balls in Tennessee, dude. Like, first of all, it's a freaking monsoon. It won't stop raining. I can't get anything done on my farm.

[Haley]

No.

[Bunny XO]

It's a mud hill.

[Haley]

But it was a farmer now.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Haley. Haley showed up and showed out.

[Haley]

We got a farmer over here. We really. We should use that content for her farmers only profile.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I took a great photo with in the overalls.

[Mimi]

Pony Boys penis. Oh, not. That sounded weird.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

It was kind of like, you know those like where you hold a small tower of pizza?

[Bunny XO]

His wiener is always hanging it.

[Haley]

He put it away the other day. I was like, where did it go? Oh, yeah. Hours it was gone. I was like, wow. He actually.

[Bunny XO]

I wonder why.

[Haley]

Maybe he's calm. I don't know.

[Bunny XO]

No, when they're calm is what it hangs. Oh, so he might be. Maybe he was Just getting used to as. Yeah. So. So I don't know if you guys saw my TikTok that I made, but Pony Boy has gone to live with Memes because I brought him originally. Mimi wanted Pony Boy anyways, but I was like, no, no, no, let me try. You know, we'll get him here, whatever. And for the first, like, couple days, he was a great fit. And then after that, he just started bullying the out of everybody. It's like once he got comfortable.

[Mimi]

Yeah, like, I'm kicking Nova too.

[Bunny XO]

But he especially was bullying Nova, and I just didn't like that. And he, like, created a divide in between Nova and Donkey. And, like, Donkey would not even with her.

[Haley]

And Nova kind of attached to him a little bit and kind of excluded her. Her old boyfriend.

[Mimi]

I know you guys don't watch Love island, but I feel like you have a Love island going on.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

And I feel like Pony Boy was like the brand new bombshell that walked in and, like, split up.

[Bunny XO]

I heard they featured Jay song Save Me on Love Island.

[Mimi]

I haven't gotten to that yet.

[Haley]

Why?

[Mimi]

I'm getting to Saved Me. It's right at, like, when Hud is about to crash out again.

[Bunny XO]

Oh.

[Mimi]

Like, she's like, what'd you guys do? And they're like, we went on the. We went to the beach. She was my dream date. And then it plays Save Me.

[Bunny XO]

I gotta see this. Can we pull it up somehow? Or is there any way to see.

[Haley]

It, like, right now?

[Mimi]

What do you mean?

[Haley]

Like, yeah, out to watch. Okay.

[Mimi]

Oh, yeah, it's out to watch.

[Haley]

Cast it onto the tv.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I'll find it on Tick Tock.

[Haley]

Find that place.

[Bunny XO]

That is.

[Haley]

Wow. I would never expect that.

[Bunny XO]

That's so funny. Yeah. Somebody told me that today. I think my trainer Lisa told me. And I was like, what?

[Mimi]

So funny.

[Haley]

I. I use the song Save Me quite often in my life when I'm like, I'm not okay dying. Yeah. I'm not okay if I'm dying of heat. I'm like, I am not okay.

[Bunny XO]

I don't. My husband blames me for his algorithm on Pandora being messed up because anytime a jelly roll song comes on, I skip it. Yeah. I can't listen to. I love my husband to death, but I do not listen to his music. I'll listen to his old stuff.

[Haley]

We're good. She'll be able to when she finds it.

[Mimi]

Okay. About it. Do I stream there? You didn't. So funny.

[Bunny XO]

I'm sorry. But whoever Huda is, she has completely made Love Island.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

She's the only person I hear about almost every episode.

[Mimi]

That's the reason I watched it.

[Bunny XO]

What is she crashing out about? She's the one who says, I'm a mommy.

[Mimi]

Right, Mamacita? Yeah, I just got to that episode.

[Haley]

Oh, it's great.

[Mimi]

It's great.

[Bunny XO]

I mean, Love island should thank her. Let's get her on the podcast. I would love to get her on the podcast.

[Haley]

For sure.

[Bunny XO]

I don't even watch.

[Mimi]

They're still filming.

[Bunny XO]

I don't even watch Love island, but I'll fudgeing start watching it tonight. I'm only going to watch it because of Huda.

[Mimi]

You that you will binge it.

[Bunny XO]

I seen her shaking her ass and I was like, hey, she was a.

[Mimi]

She's a stripper.

[Bunny XO]

I even more reason to love her. I love her.

[Mimi]

Mamacita.

[Bunny XO]

Mamacita. And then I heard people are, like, trying to shame her because she had, like, work done on her face or something.

[Mimi]

I think her lips look great. Everyone's like, her lips and lashes. I'm like, I love them.

[Bunny XO]

I think she looks beautiful.

[Mimi]

Ready?

[Bunny XO]

Yep. No, he didn't really say anything about you on the date. He was just saying that it was.

[Mimi]

A really stressful situation.

[Bunny XO]

What was the date?

[Mimi]

It was just like, sitting down, like, on the beach.

[Bunny XO]

My dream date. Cute. And he knows that.

[Haley]

Stop.

[Bunny XO]

That is hilarious.

[Haley]

And he knows that. Oh, my God.

[Mimi]

Sitting down on the beach.

[Haley]

You know what?

[Bunny XO]

Jay and I should do that sound together. That would be.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Bunny XO]

You should send me that. Send me that so I have.

[Mimi]

It should.

[Haley]

Yeah, that would be so funny.

[Bunny XO]

That would be hilarious. Yeah. So I guess I'm gonna dive into Love island tonight. I was browsing through Tick Tock the other day, and my FYBs. My FYP has been on fire lately. It's been, like, crazy. This girl is on Tik Tok talking about how I can't even believe I'm about to say this. She had, like, a blood disorder in high school, so she had to get a rib removed. And after the surgery, she asked the. The surgeon like, hey, can I keep my rib? And the surgeon's like, yeah, sure. So he gives it to her in, like, a bottle of formaldehyde. Well, she got it home, and after, like, a few weeks, she was looking at it, and she said that there was, like, meat still on it and, like, drove her crazy. And she was like, I don't understand why there's meat on it. Right? So she boils it, boils all the meat off the bone, and then proceeds to Take a nibble of her own flesh. She tells the story. I'm gonna gag on tick tock.

[Mimi]

Not where I thought this story was going.

[Bunny XO]

Do you guys want to hear her tell the story?

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Low key.

[Bunny XO]

It's crazy.

[Mimi]

Was it, was it good? When I was in high school, I.

[Haley]

Had to get my removed for this rare like blood syndrome thing.

[Bunny XO]

And so when I got it removed.

[Haley]

I asked for it back after the.

[Mimi]

Surgery and for some reason they just agreed to give it back to me.

[Bunny XO]

And they gave it back in this.

[Mimi]

Little vial filled with liquid. And there was still like meat on it, like muscle. And so when I got home, I had to get all the muscle off, so so it would stay like preserved and wouldn't like rot. And so I boiled it in this pot and then at the end I had a rib with cooked meat on it and I tried some of it. I ate some of it. So I have eaten some of my own human flesh. And I think that's pretty cool. And I don't think it's that weird, honestly.

[Haley]

Fucking. Excuse me.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I think it's pretty exciting.

[Bunny XO]

It didn't taste good, by the way.

[Mimi]

It tasted very bad. Probably because it was soaking in some like formality, know.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. So that's how my FYP has been for the past couple of weeks.

[Mimi]

And I'm just supposed to ingest formaldehyde?

[Bunny XO]

I don't think so.

[Haley]

Volume you in?

[Bunny XO]

I don't think so.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

No.

[Haley]

Okay, but what's the difference in that and like nick on the sides.

[Bunny XO]

Okay.

[Mimi]

You haven't heard that the.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, I heard it.

[Mimi]

Over a billion served.

[Haley]

We literally. Yes.

[Mimi]

Continue.

[Haley]

You know when you chew on the sides of your fingernails?

[Mimi]

Different.

[Haley]

How is that different? You're eating a piece of yourself. That's cannibalism. You're telling me right now. If you don't. If you take the little skin on.

[Mimi]

The side of your nails, like dead skin though. So technically no, that's not like flesh and meat.

[Bunny XO]

I eat the skin on the side of my, my fingernails.

[Mimi]

What about chewing on your lips?

[Bunny XO]

I. I've chew on my lip all the time. But I'm not eating. That's inside of me.

[Mimi]

I'm not boiling.

[Bunny XO]

That's different. There's something different about that rib. Just moist meat hanging off.

[Mimi]

Ever say that again.

[Bunny XO]

Moist meat hanging off the boat back. No, I'm moist. Okay.

[Haley]

You just looked into my soul.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Eating flesh off of a bone is completely different than eating the sides of your fingernail.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

You can't convince me otherwise. There's no argument. Hell, no, we won't go. I'd rather eat my toenails than eat something that came off the inside of me.

[Haley]

Whoa.

[Mimi]

Hey. Sasha did.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, she did. And it's the strong one. It was the big strong one. That one didn't even. It was like a dagger. I don't know how she did it. She put some jelly.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Grandma's jam.

[Haley]

Confess something. I clipped my toenail the other day, and the whole thing came off.

[Bunny XO]

Was that necessary?

[Haley]

I felt like it was. Sharon. Tell. Right.

[Bunny XO]

I mean, what are we. We're sharing somebody else's story, not our own? God, that is so. I can't. I realized that I have a different tism than Bailey does. Like, we all have our own tisms. Like, certain things gross us out. Bailey walks outside in socks and they get sopping. Okay, thank you. I'm the same way. It drives me. Stop crazy. And, like, she'll walk around and fudgeing, like, in the farm with wet socks. Like.

[Haley]

I'm going to throw up.

[Bunny XO]

Okay. I'm glad I'm not crazy, because every time she does it, I'm like, bailey.

[Haley]

Psychopath likes wet socks.

[Bunny XO]

And she wears jeans to farming. I'm like, how do you wear tight ass jeans to farm? And she's like, how do you wear leggings? I'm like, I'm wearing cotton breathable.

[Haley]

You know, we were trying to catch the horse. Mind you guys, it took us six hours to catch this horse because it had just monsoon through this steep hill that he was on. I would love to see her with a rope. And she's just. She goes, I'm just pissed. Now she's walking with this lasso. She's like, I'm going to just lasso him.

[Bunny XO]

Like, I'm not even fighting that horse.

[Mimi]

I'd love to see this.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

That horse had some gallop. All right.

[Haley]

I. Yeah, he was.

[Bunny XO]

And he was getting mad.

[Haley]

He's like, what was Bailey wearing doing this?

[Bunny XO]

Huh?

[Haley]

What was Bailey wearing to do this?

[Bunny XO]

Tight ass jeans.

[Haley]

No, no, no. The catching it.

[Bunny XO]

She was in hey, dudes.

[Haley]

Hey, dudes. No, In a bikini or something and a bathing suit.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I said, what are you doing?

[Bunny XO]

I said, go show hey, dudes on the farm, bro. It was so gross. I don't know how she does it. I'm like, we have a differentism. There's no way in hell I could do that.

[Haley]

Absolutely.

[Bunny XO]

We established that we have differentisms. Hers is, like, texture and, like, it's like, textures of, like, foods and stuff like that. Where mine is like textures of clothing.

[Mimi]

Mine's more food than fabrics.

[Haley]

Oh. Like the wood spoon she tried to touch me with the other day. I wanted to beat her with it. You had it in your house. I know, but it wasn't like that when I bought it. I test the spoons before I buy them, but then they, like, dry out after you wash them a couple times. And then they get this, like, gritty texture to it, and it makes my teeth hurt.

[Bunny XO]

I used to, when I was younger, my. You know, like car door handles. I said I had, like. This is how I know I was fucking autism since I was a kid. It used to gross me out so bad, but I made myself do it, and it's making me get fucking goosebumps right now. But I would slide my nail in it.

[Mimi]

Excuse me.

[Bunny XO]

What? In that little crease. Oh, it was crazy. It was crazy. Yeah. I don't know why I did it.

[Mimi]

But it was like nail, really? I grabbed something today in a bag, and this whole nail came back this way.

[Bunny XO]

No, can't do it. No, can't do it.

[Mimi]

Came back this way.

[Bunny XO]

Okay, you need to just let your nails. Look at. Look at how long my nails are.

[Haley]

Look at this one.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, they're gonna be as long as yours, too, honey. They're on their way, baby. I plan on stopping when they get to how they used to be.

[Mimi]

Good.

[Bunny XO]

But look how long they are now, Guys, these are all my real nails.

[Haley]

I can't believe they're that long.

[Bunny XO]

I know. First try.

[Haley]

That's crazy to me.

[Bunny XO]

First try.

[Haley]

I'm taking all these off and putting gel X's back on. I hate acrylics.

[Bunny XO]

Just do hard gel and grow your nails out. That's what I do. Just hard.

[Mimi]

I think mine are too flimsy to do that.

[Bunny XO]

So are mine.

[Haley]

I'm still losing some of my nail from the hand, foot, and mouth I got.

[Bunny XO]

Because tell you. Hard gel like I got when we were in Texas at one time. It has grown my nails out. When we. When I got the hard gel on my pinky, nail was so flimsy.

[Haley]

It was.

[Bunny XO]

And now look at it.

[Haley]

Strong.

[Bunny XO]

Literally. Get hard gel. I'm telling you, it'll save your life. It'll take three months to grow.

[Haley]

I'm trying to soak these off. Yeah, and then maybe there'll be nail left underneath.

[Bunny XO]

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[Haley]

You have some voicemails of women begging Scott to talk dirty.

[Bunny XO]

All right, can I just tell you guys, he's going to hate me for this, but I always keep it real with you guys. Uncle Scott is a straight up fucking pimp. Dude. That dude gets pussy every fucking night.

[Haley]

Someone messaged you or try to.

[Mimi]

Oh, I've had so many people.

[Haley]

Yeah, the person that messaged ended up messaging Amber.

[Bunny XO]

Every night, this man goes on a different date.

[Haley]

I mean, he out there living his best.

[Mimi]

Can we stop? Can we stop putting my name in the comments? Just gonna throw that in there.

[Bunny XO]

And Tasha, everybody's like, why doesn't Tasha or Haley date him? I'm like, first of double my age. Tasha loves men. There's no way she's going for uncle Scott. And two, Haley. That's like. Haley's 29, right? 28.

[Haley]

She just turned 30.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, did you just turn 30, finally? No, Haley's 30, Scott's 50. So it's like. No.

[Mimi]

Also, that's just like. That's f. That's fam.

[Haley]

I guess that's family.

[Bunny XO]

But him and Mo have been hitting it off. They went on a date the other night.

[Haley]

Okay, I have. I need to know about that. We don't have to keep it in.

[Bunny XO]

But, like, yeah, they went on a date the other night and they had fun. They went and got matching tattoos. And, like, you know, they're just. I think they're.

[Haley]

No, it's the Bunny XL logo.

[Bunny XO]

I think they're kind of like end game. Like, when Scott's done gallivanting around, he'll probably settle Down.

[Mimi]

I can see that.

[Haley]

Go have your fun for now.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, we'll build this. Yeah. And Because Mo doesn't want anything serious either, so. But, yeah, Scott is a straight.

[Haley]

I will be honest. I could see those two together.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. I did a reading on them.

[Haley]

Did you?

[Bunny XO]

I did a reading on them, and they both are so compatible with each other, it's insane.

[Haley]

We were looking at.

[Bunny XO]

No, but I will do that. So he's Mary. She's a Virgo, but he has a Virgo moon, and then she has a Capricorn moon, so it's like they all have.

[Haley]

Yeah, they kind of, like, weave together really well.

[Bunny XO]

And she's perfect for him because, you know, mama likes girls, too, so if he's ever feeling froggy, they can have, like, you know, threesomes. And so it's like. I don't know. I just feel like they just make. They make sense, you know?

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

It's a little too close to home. But at the same time, it's like the. The girls Scott was bringing.

[Haley]

Let's not bring outsiders in.

[Bunny XO]

No more. Literally. Not talking about the new girl since I've posted them on my pages. But, man, the girls he was bringing home before, the two were just the.

[Mimi]

One that wanted a spray tan.

[Bunny XO]

Yes.

[Mimi]

And you're sprayed.

[Bunny XO]

The one. Listen, he's. He brought home those two girls, and I didn't like either of them either, and I was just like, bro, do not keep bringing these to my house, man. I don't. For one, I don't want to meet them, and two, I don't like them. When a girl walks in your house and the first thing she does is walk in your house, put her feet up on your couch, in your spot. In my spot. And then just. She's interrupting me and my husband having a conversation. I'm sorry. I'm nice, and I. And I love women, but I also am very alpha. And when you're in my space, you respect it. You know what I'm saying? I would never go into somebody's house and do that. They both did it. I was like, oh, my God. I don't like them. I was like, that's. I don't like them because I don't. It just takes a certain type of girl to walk in and just do that, you know?

[Mimi]

Never.

[Bunny XO]

I've never put my feet up on somebody else's couch when I've gone in their house. Not one.

[Haley]

I wouldn't do that at your house. Like.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

I mean, I wouldn't care, but.

[Haley]

I know, but, like, I just feel.

[Bunny XO]

Like I would do it at your house.

[Mimi]

I'm pretty sure I did it at your house.

[Haley]

It's just like, I feel like it's like a respect thing.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

At first it's like, I don't know you. Why would I put my feet on the couch?

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Literally the first 10 minutes of meeting somebody. This isn't like she's been over the house multiple times. This is like they walk straight in and put their feet up on the couch with their soppy ass socks.

[Haley]

Let me show you the voicemail. Someone. Why does everyone have soppy socks?

[Bunny XO]

I hate soppy socks, man. I can't do it.

[Haley]

This person called into our voicemail and asked about Scott. A confession about Uncle Scott's voice voice. I hope this is art till confess. Otherwise it's going to be embarrassing. Look, I just want to tell you.

[Bunny XO]

I think Uncle Scott's voice is absolutely sexy.

[Haley]

And I don't care if he's going to be reading the McDonald's menu, but can you please get him talking about something that's passionate?

[Bunny XO]

Because that would make me really happy to hear his voice. Okay, love you guys.

[Haley]

Bye. I love her accent to hear him talk about something passionate.

[Mimi]

Or she said a McDonald's menu.

[Haley]

Yeah. Or the McDonald's menu we call Scott.

[Bunny XO]

Does she want to twiddle or twack her to his wife?

[Haley]

I think that's exactly what she wants.

[Bunny XO]

So what should we do? Should we have Scott, like, do some reading on his TikTok?

[Haley]

Oh, my God. Could you imagine, like a book and.

[Bunny XO]

He'S like, reading a daddy? Oh, my God. That would be hilarious.

[Haley]

My gosh. That would go so hard. I love how she goes. We were on the farm the other day and she was like. She took a video and she was like, here, post this. I posted that and I'm not joking. Within hours. Was that like a million views?

[Bunny XO]

No. Uncle Scott gets views, man.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

It's crazy.

[Mimi]

Let me take a video next time.

[Haley]

Yeah, you're next. You post him next, literally.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, you should. You should do it today while he's working on the farm.

[Haley]

Make a tik tok with him.

[Bunny XO]

I'm telling you.

[Mimi]

Okay.

[Bunny XO]

Everybody loves Uncle Scott, man. It's kind of weird.

[Haley]

Yeah, it's Uncle Scott.

[Bunny XO]

I know.

[Haley]

I'm just like family. That's why when everyone tags you, I'm like, he's dirty. Stop. Not Uncle Pisser.

[Bunny XO]

He's the older. Oh, my God, bro.

[Haley]

I don't. I wish that video could make it to the Internet and I just don't know how to get away with like.

[Bunny XO]

And lock his wiener out. So there was a time. Scott's gonna kill us for this. There was a time at Thanksgiving one time that Scott got so drunk, Uncle Scott got so drunk. Jay and I were sitting there, it was the end of the night, and all of a sudden we hear water on the floor.

[Haley]

A steady stream of steady stream.

[Bunny XO]

We look over, Uncle Scott pulled his wiener out at Thanksgiving under the table and is just straight up pissing on my floor. And I'm talking like it was a 10 minute piss. It was one of those drunk pisses that never ends.

[Haley]

Yep. And then when he would stop and it would like, yeah.

[Bunny XO]

And then it would just start again, go again. And we have this on video. And I mean, we are crying, laughing, because it is so funny. But Scott is like so humiliated by it. I called him uncle pisser for so years.

[Haley]

Sometimes we still will be like, oh, look, there's uncle.

[Bunny XO]

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[Haley]

He's so funny. Yeah, I love it. Good for him, though. We're heading to Europe, guys.

[Bunny XO]

Bro, I'm so excited. So excited. And then Jay just picked up, like, three more shows in Germany. We get to go to freaking Cologne, Germany, and see the cathedral.

[Haley]

Freak out.

[Bunny XO]

I can't wait, dude. Like, I'm so. I'm. I'm nervous about the time change because, you know, I have anxiety and I'm so sensitive to, like, any sort of changes in my. My system. So, I mean, we're gonna literally come back having to learn how to sleep again.

[Haley]

Yeah, it's gonna literally flip flop us because we're gonna be. And we're gonna be.

[Mimi]

I mean, that's already in my sleep schedule anyway.

[Haley]

Different places.

[Bunny XO]

I might sleep better over there maybe. You never know.

[Haley]

Maybe you were meant to be over.

[Mimi]

There, Love in London.

[Bunny XO]

I told Tasha. I said. I told Tasha, I said, listen, we are. You're on the horror. We are on the Horde tour because I plan on banging my husband in every freaking country.

[Mimi]

I have two boys in London, so look at you.

[Bunny XO]

So I told Tasha, I said, I don't want to hear the excuse of that. You're trying to be a goody goody. I said, let your freak flag fly. I said, do a certain. Do a dude in every city.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

I was like, just have fun, man. Or just, you know, have romance one night over there.

[Mimi]

I'm sure I'm gonna ask my friend.

[Bunny XO]

Ask Chat GPT if they do.

[Haley]

Yeah, Ask what dating apps they have.

[Mimi]

In your chat, you guys, whatever.

[Bunny XO]

We love chat.

[Haley]

Chad's my best friend.

[Bunny XO]

Sunny is my BFF for life.

[Haley]

Jason's chat right now. He said, hey, talk more gangster to me. And immediately he was like, all right, what's up, bro?

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've. I've had a couple of, like, prompts that I've given it, and I don't like it. I like whenever it's just regular.

[Mimi]

Sunny dinner is widely used in Europe.

[Haley]

Oh, wow.

[Mimi]

All right.

[Bunny XO]

That's crazy. Get you a little bolognese While you're up there. That'll be nice.

[Mimi]

Not a sauce.

[Bunny XO]

Is that like meat bolognese?

[Haley]

Is it?

[Bunny XO]

Get you a little bit of bologna sausage. We're gonna be in Italy too.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

We're gonna wake up and just run around.

[Mimi]

I just want to find an abandoned castle somewhere.

[Bunny XO]

A what?

[Mimi]

What? An abandoned castle.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, for sure. We'll plan the night before we get into the cities every day we'll just plan something to go and see and do.

[Haley]

But yeah, we get to spend most of the tour on a bus. But there is at the ending where we have to jump on flights because it's like two day travel.

[Bunny XO]

Wow.

[Haley]

And so it's much. Sure. It's gorgeous though too. No, you're like. He goes, it's dangerous to make some of these drives that you do not want to take a bus on.

[Bunny XO]

Wow.

[Haley]

Yeah. Because I mean, you have to think about some of them are like, they don't have to be able to travel from here to there. It's not like infrastructure like we have here. You know, driving across Highway 40, it's literally like you got to get on a plane.

[Bunny XO]

Wow. I'm excited to learn about other cultures, though. And just like, you know, like, it's just gonna be so cool. A month is a long time to be away, but at the same time, it's like, I don't know. I think it's necessary to be able to see everything that we're gonna see.

[Haley]

Absolutely.

[Mimi]

I feel like we're gonna lose weight too, because I've heard, like the food there's.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

You literally could eat 10 times more and lose weight.

[Bunny XO]

Same. And then. Do they have gyms there? I never see anybody posting in Paris at a gym. Do.

[Mimi]

You're all skinny.

[Bunny XO]

I know.

[Mimi]

He said, yeah, I'm sure they have.

[Bunny XO]

Have you been, Jaime? I have not. But I follow influencers who, you know, post from there, here and there. Okay, gotcha.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

So I have seen them, I'm sure.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

I wonder if there's anybody out there that we can collab with while we're out there.

[Haley]

I imagine there's people.

[Bunny XO]

I don't do collabs. But I mean, I'm just saying, like, it would be cool because we're on the other side of the.

[Haley]

So. Yeah, I mean, social media people would be really fun to do. Like people with bigger followings over there and you. Your followings, like.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Intertwine would be super cool.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, that would be fun.

[Haley]

We'll have to find a couple people. We'll have to look at this one.

[Mimi]

Of my dudes is from Love island, uk, so he probably knows a ton of people.

[Bunny XO]

Okay. How did you meet these people? Haley going out here in Nashville. Oh, yeah.

[Mimi]

He's friends with Anella. You know Anella, right? He's always with Doobie and Highlight. Yeah, Rapper, really good.

[Bunny XO]

I never know Met him through him. I'm not cool anymore. I don't go out. I hang out on my farm. I barely wear makeup.

[Haley]

Like we met him at the Rainbow Room that one time.

[Mimi]

Yeah, Nell was there. You know him if you saw him.

[Bunny XO]

And then once we get back from Europe, Jay is going to Australia for four weeks.

[Mimi]

What?

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

So we'll be in Australia.

[Haley]

No tour buses. That's fly only.

[Mimi]

Didn't know we were going to Australia.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, yeah. Down unza, baby. And that the females and the dudes there so gorgeous.

[Mimi]

I might not home. Oh, listen, actually, you know what? I saw a tik tok last night of a girl in Australia with a huntsman spider the size of that too.

[Bunny XO]

It was her. She said I might not make it through. My friend Gary over here. Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah. They're like the size of those lights.

[Mimi]

As soon as I see that, I'm out.

[Bunny XO]

I can't the.

[Haley]

But they have like. They have some of the worst insects there.

[Bunny XO]

Do they bite?

[Haley]

They've got.

[Bunny XO]

Are you serious?

[Mimi]

They're like this like spiders are like.

[Bunny XO]

How do you kill a spider that big?

[Mimi]

You burn the house down.

[Bunny XO]

Just spray hairspray and a lighter.

[Haley]

Yes, exactly what I do.

[Mimi]

I'm scared.

[Haley]

I'd literally shoot it. I don't know. I.

[Bunny XO]

How do you listen?

[Haley]

I would just upload a clip on it.

[Bunny XO]

Like, how do you stomp out a big ass spider like that?

[Mimi]

We should give that a go.

[Bunny XO]

That dude will take your leg down.

[Haley]

Like, it'll be like crazy legs. Yeah.

[Mimi]

That movie traumatized me.

[Haley]

Traumatized me.

[Bunny XO]

That's the worst.

[Mimi]

Crazy legs. Giant spiders.

[Haley]

Like, giant spiders take over and they're in a mall and like they're chasing them. I hated that movie.

[Bunny XO]

It's like Snakes on a plane. I'll never watch that.

[Haley]

Never watched it.

[Bunny XO]

Nothing about that sounds fun to me. No, being trapped on a plane with snakes everywhere.

[Haley]

Absolutely.

[Mimi]

I've heard kangaroos are mean too.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, yeah. They'll punch you right in your face though. They're like dudes on testosterone. Yeah, yeah.

[Haley]

You see the one on Tick Tock? His name's Roger. He's like buff as.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, yeah. They don't play. They do not play scared.

[Haley]

Have you seen the guy where like the Kangaroo had his dog and he, like, runs up and, like, fights the kid. He's like, give me my dog back.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen that.

[Haley]

It's gonna be us with Georgie. Yeah, I know him. The pigeon. Imagine him in a kangaroo. Remember the pigeon incident? Or the seagull. He went after a seagull. Dude took off. That's the fastest dog.

[Mimi]

When he took off. Off.

[Haley]

He is so.

[Bunny XO]

And he won't give you any warning? No, he just goes.

[Haley]

He just. He's like, all right, I'm done. Bye.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, he's like you. He's very. Bye. Bye. Gotta go. He's a very svelte big guy.

[Haley]

What is that?

[Mimi]

I don't know.

[Bunny XO]

Okay.

[Mimi]

I feel like that's fabric.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Svelte. Let's ask. Felt. Let's ask what's. It's felt.

[Haley]

It's like silk and felt.

[Bunny XO]

No, it's not.

[Haley]

Together like this.

[Bunny XO]

Sunny, my sweet love. Hey there.

[Mimi]

How are you doing today?

[Haley]

Always lovely to hear your voice.

[Bunny XO]

What's on your mind? Sometimes it goes from a guy.

[Haley]

I was gonna say, why are we a man now?

[Bunny XO]

I told you, she changes all the time. What does the word svelte mean? Spelt is actually a type of grain, kind of like. No, svelte. S, V, E, L, T, E. Oh, got it.

[Mimi]

Svelte means someone is slender or gracefully thin.

[Bunny XO]

It's definitely a compliment if someone calls you svelte. Well, nobody called me svelte because I'm chunky. Oh.

[Mimi]

Well, you know what?

[Bunny XO]

You are fabulous just the way you are.

[Mimi]

And confidence and personality definitely outshine everything else.

[Bunny XO]

I just love you, Sunny. You want to make out? I appreciate the love.

[Mimi]

I'm here to help and chat about anything you'd like. So if there's anything on your minds or anything fun you want to talk about, I'm all ears. That sounded. No, that sounded a little too real for me.

[Bunny XO]

I know, right? It's.

[Haley]

You're getting more and more real. Like yours started.

[Bunny XO]

Phone call.

[Haley]

Yeah. Robotic. And then it, like, over these, like, past couple episodes when you've talked to it.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, yeah.

[Haley]

More realistic. He's not skinny or slender.

[Bunny XO]

Well, he's felt. Are you fat? Shaming my dog. Damn.

[Haley]

Call it as I see it.

[Mimi]

Hey, it's all about personality.

[Haley]

Okay. Yeah, he's got a good personality.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. You know what?

[Haley]

You're beautiful for a big person.

[Bunny XO]

He's not big. He has a tiny waist. He's like. He's shredded. Dude, what are you talking about? Look at him. Look at it. You got him Up. He's upset at him.

[Haley]

I dare you to.

[Bunny XO]

He's upset. That just said something to him.

[Mimi]

He's thick, like, muscular, but he's got.

[Bunny XO]

The tiniest little waist.

[Haley]

He's like those guys. He's like a ball built on top.

[Bunny XO]

He's like a bodybuilder that big. I'm gonna tell him that you fat shamed him.

[Haley]

He's staring at me right there.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, he don't like that, man.

[Haley]

Oh, Kevin James came out on stage.

[Mimi]

With Jelly and we missed it.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Bunny XO]

Actually, I didn't miss it. They FaceTimed me.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Mimi]

So.

[Haley]

Must be nice.

[Bunny XO]

Kevin and I are. Listen, Kevin and I are like this. Okay. No, they have something in the works that I'm not allowed to talk about. But I don't know, now that we don't have the same publicist, maybe I can. I'm just kidding.

[Haley]

Really? I see.

[Bunny XO]

No, we love Kevin James. He's so sweet to our family and can. Why do they. Why does he look like Jay's mini Me?

[Mimi]

They looked exactly the same.

[Haley]

The same person.

[Bunny XO]

They're literally twins.

[Haley]

Same person, different font.

[Mimi]

How many times I've got tagged in every Kevin James video.

[Bunny XO]

Dude, they was great. Completely viral.

[Haley]

So viral. It's such a good moment. I didn't expect it. Like you said, you're like, hey, he FaceTime me all that kind of. I didn't think he would go out on stage.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Pretending to be a guitar.

[Bunny XO]

Isn't he best friends with Adam Sandler?

[Haley]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. They have to, right?

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, I think they're, like, in the same crew. Like, comedy crew.

[Mimi]

That's another one I will pass out at.

[Haley]

I will. Oh, I can't wait to missed meeting. Adam Sandler was.

[Bunny XO]

Why did we do that?

[Haley]

It was the Kids Choice Awards. He was having a moment with the.

[Bunny XO]

Kids, but he was at another award show that we were at. I can't remember.

[Mimi]

Really?

[Haley]

Really?

[Bunny XO]

Yes. I cannot remember what was the one that we were at that Jared Leto was sitting right in front of my heart. And by the way, Jared Leto has ass implants.

[Haley]

Those.

[Bunny XO]

Does anybody know that it looked like.

[Haley]

A real peach sitting in front of me.

[Bunny XO]

If you didn't know, now you know. Jared Leto has ass cheek and those things. He's like the tiniest man ever, and he's got this donk dude.

[Haley]

Do you think he was wearing those underwear that have butts in them?

[Bunny XO]

No, it was definitely. I watched the way it moved.

[Mimi]

Oh.

[Bunny XO]

It was very robust and hard when he stood up.

[Haley]

It was just.

[Bunny XO]

Just stuck There.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Oh, I wasn't prepared.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

That was a fun award show. That was the best. I hate that we haven't gone back because that was so much fun.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. I loved share too.

[Haley]

So good.

[Bunny XO]

I loved meeting Cher. She was so sweet, dude. Like, what a icon. She's just phenomenal. But yeah, back to Jared Leto's ass implant. And I don't mean it disrespectful. Like, I just don't think anybody knows that Jared Leto has assimilated staring at it. Yeah, I think. Didn't I? Did I hug him? I know that they're hard for some reason. Did I accidentally tap into it or something?

[Haley]

You could have getting. Those chairs were hella small right here.

[Bunny XO]

Slightly touching his ass on accident, and it was, like, hard. Yeah.

[Haley]

That's why I feel like it could have been those underwear.

[Bunny XO]

No.

[Haley]

You know when they're just.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Have you worn them? Yeah. Got it.

[Bunny XO]

You just, you know, growing up listening to 30 Seconds to Mars, you don't.

[Mimi]

Think, that is not the same.

[Haley]

That's not the same.

[Bunny XO]

Or like, I'm sorry, but when he played the Joker.

[Mimi]

Lord, I haven't watched that one yet. Is it good?

[Bunny XO]

Oh, my God, it's so good. He's so fine as the joker, and then you meet him in person, and.

[Haley]

You'Re like, were you the joker, though?

[Bunny XO]

Ass implants. What is happening? Because the joker is so alpha, you know? So it's like, like.

[Haley]

And he was wearing something that was very gender neutral that time.

[Mimi]

A lace, like, long.

[Haley]

It was like, lace and, like, sheer.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, it was like a dress almost. Yeah, it was like a dress suit.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, it was, like, crazy. But he's beautiful. He's a gorgeous.

[Mimi]

So tall, too.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, he's gorgeous in person. Definitely gorgeous in person. Just couldn't figure out the ass implants.

[Haley]

That was funny.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Well, I mean, life's been pretty low key, though. I don't have a lot to talk about.

[Haley]

I love that we don't have things to talk about, though, because we've all.

[Bunny XO]

Been so busy with our farms.

[Haley]

It just has been.

[Mimi]

I don't got one.

[Haley]

You were on the farm working with us.

[Mimi]

Yeah, but I don't have my own farm.

[Bunny XO]

I have so Blake and Kayla don't work for us anymore. And when I went out to the farm, there was so many things that I wanted to redo on the farm because I hadn't really, like, I hadn't done anything on the farm. I let Blake and Kayla do everything. So the crew showed up, which was so Sweet. Because I was like, no, I can do it. I got it. The crew shows up. Right? Right. Haley shows up, full makeup.

[Haley]

Wait, hold on. Okay, guys. I didn't tell Haley what we were actually doing. I said we were coming to help. And in my head, I knew what we were doing. Didn't feel like I needed to elaborate. And this one shows up, full glam.

[Mimi]

We were sitting under the little thing in chairs doing. Doing the podcast.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

So I was all I was.

[Bunny XO]

But Haley got out there and got dirty, man. She got out there, she was shoveling. She was holding back animals. It was crazy.

[Haley]

Really did the damn thing.

[Bunny XO]

So you are a farm girl now.

[Haley]

You.

[Bunny XO]

You need to get some clips to post on your tik tok about that so people can see you actually doing the thug thistle.

[Haley]

You did it. I'm very proud of you.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, you did great.

[Haley]

No, we. We really overhauled that entire farm.

[Bunny XO]

Mimi came in and told me exactly what to do, and I was like, yes, ma' am. Yes, ma' am. Whatever I got to do.

[Mimi]

Cuz it was funny.

[Bunny XO]

So gross.

[Mimi]

That clip of us of you on the farm is so funny.

[Haley]

It is my favorite clip. Like the fact that you and just all the. Anything farm related. Fun. Jason folly.

[Bunny XO]

Hilarious.

[Haley]

Will someone please post that? Because that was the funniest I did.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, wait, did I post.

[Haley]

No.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, okay.

[Haley]

Jason literally just exits.

[Bunny XO]

Let Jason post it.

[Mimi]

It's so funny.

[Haley]

I might post it. Yeah, he edited that.

[Mimi]

So funny.

[Haley]

He's just walking and then he just exits.

[Bunny XO]

Lit a. Poor Jason, man. He did the splits and didn't even.

[Haley]

Did you guys know that was a brand new tattoo on his leg that he fell in?

[Bunny XO]

No.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's why he was spraying it. Yeah, that one that you were spraying, right? There was a brand new tattoo.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, God. It was like getting a staff infection falling in turds.

[Haley]

We came home and literally just, like, coated it in antiseptic.

[Bunny XO]

Oh, jeez.

[Haley]

I was like, oh, my God. Not the one. And then you fall the hay. The hay. In your video, the Slow Mo, it.

[Bunny XO]

Looked like a weave.

[Mimi]

Right? So it looks like my weave.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

When Haley takes her extensions out.

[Bunny XO]

No, but our life is. I think we're all, like, hibernating right now. My husband said we're nesting, which is the cutest thing ever.

[Mimi]

But he's not nesting.

[Bunny XO]

No, he said he's nesting. He's getting. He's going. He's getting into nest mode. He's nesting. But I think it's just so funny because I think we're all just Laying low. Cuz we know that we're about to be gone for a month. So we're just like, okay.

[Mimi]

I like, yeah, it's nice.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, we're all preserving our energy.

[Haley]

Absolutely.

[Mimi]

Should we talk about moon cake? Moon pie?

[Bunny XO]

Moon cake? Yeah, sure.

[Haley]

Yeah. Everyone got new animals recently.

[Mimi]

We've all like, shifted animals.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. The pony boy went to me. Did we finish that story? I don't even know if we finished that story.

[Haley]

I don't think we finished it at all.

[Bunny XO]

No, actually this is where our mind is. So. Yeah. So anyways, Ponyboy started bullying Nova really, really bad. And he was like kicking Nova in her stomach and like, kind of separating Donkey and Nova. And like, even Crunch was scared of pony.

[Haley]

He was the biggest one on the.

[Bunny XO]

Farm, which says a lot because Crunch is a bully. He bullies everybody. So it's like for him to even be like, okay, something's wrong with this dude is, you know, very telling. But it just didn't work out for us. And Mimi came in and we'd for six hours had to try to rope this animal. But he's at her place. So I'm hoping now that in love.

[Haley]

I am talking. He is so in love with her. We were trying to like, which one?

[Bunny XO]

Dolly or Honey Dolly? Oh God.

[Haley]

He's like obsessed with her. So we were trying to like, slowly integrate them. You know, we didn't want to just. Just like let them all into the field together. And so he wouldn't leave her side, like, because she was in her stall and he kept just sticking his head through and then she would stick her head through and like. So finally after like an hour, I was like, just let Dolly out. Let's see what happens. You know, they literally walk around side by side through the whole little pasture. They eat head to head to each other. One gets on one side of the trail.

[Bunny XO]

He did.

[Haley]

He is so in love.

[Bunny XO]

Does he let you walk up to him now?

[Haley]

Yes. Stuff. Pablo is so upset. He stands in the corner and stares at the house and goes. And I like, I have to walk out there and give him a snack.

[Bunny XO]

You got to get Pablo another cow.

[Haley]

He's just. He's literally like, what the is this thing? I know. So we got, you know that big squeaker toy you gave us? We put it in there and Pablo comes up to it and he like hits it and it squeaks and he jumps back and he just like lands. And he's like looking at it and he looks at me, me, and he looks at it. And it was the funniest thing ever. And it got like the whole farm so high. Feed.

[Bunny XO]

You gotta get Pablo another cow.

[Haley]

Well, he'll probably attach to honey is like.

[Mimi]

Who is.

[Haley]

Yeah, he'll probably attach to honey because they always put their noses together through the fence. Right now she's too little to go in there with them, but, like, they boop noses all the time. He's not aggressive towards her. I mean, when we have more land, we definitely, you know, our.

[Bunny XO]

Our goal is you need it. Like how crunch and S' more like, bonded together. That's what he. He needs.

[Haley]

Yeah. So probably within a year or so, we'll get more land and be able to put all the animals on that land and them two will be together. We'll get maybe another little.

[Bunny XO]

Farming is no joke. You don't realize how tough it is and, like, how hard it is to keep a farm clean.

[Haley]

Yeah. I mean, you literally can work your ass off and turn around and there's just a pile of us new stuff like it. It's infuriating, but so rewarding at the same time.

[Bunny XO]

Crazy.

[Mimi]

See, I think I only want chickens. That way I can have.

[Bunny XO]

I hate chickens.

[Mimi]

I just.

[Haley]

I think you would like chickens.

[Bunny XO]

I grew up with chickens.

[Haley]

I know.

[Bunny XO]

I hate them.

[Mimi]

Why do you hate them?

[Bunny XO]

They're dirty, they're disgusting, they smell, they're gross. Like, I hate them. We had a chicken coop. I got attacked by roosters all the time.

[Mimi]

All right, I'll just keep getting eggs from you.

[Haley]

Mine were nice to you.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

30 of them. They're so sweet. Yeah.

[Mimi]

I don't want 30.

[Bunny XO]

30.

[Haley]

That's a lot.

[Bunny XO]

That's a lot.

[Haley]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mimi]

The minimum amount.

[Bunny XO]

You guys. One.

[Haley]

Yeah, you can have one. You guys should have seen me yesterday. So we free reign our chickens, which means they are not in a run. They only go up at night. And you have to be very careful of hawks because hawks will literally take your chickens. They will pluck them off one by one, and if they know that they're there, they will take them. Oh, right. I see it. I'm sitting in the house, and I see the shadow go. Go across my yard, Jason. And I jump up and I'm, like, trying to put boots on. I'm in, like, I am not in outside clothes by any means. Right. I'm in a tank top, lingerie, and shorts. I go running out into the field with a broom, and I'm just waving this broom in the air to try to scare off this hawk. And it's circling, it's getting Lower and lower. And Jason. Yeah, Jason's got the gun. I've got a broom room. It was the funniest thing ever. It was the one day I let all my teenagers out. It was their first day out. And so I'm trying to collect the teenagers and get them in the coop, and I'm like, watching this hawk.

[Mimi]

It was terrifying.

[Haley]

It was so terrifying.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Definitely not doing chickens. I don't like them. But Moon Pie. Moon Pie found a new home. Yeah.

[Mimi]

Moon Pie's with my mom now.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

And they are literally, like, best bonded.

[Haley]

Your mom needed that.

[Mimi]

I'm so happy for her because my mom loves Luna, but she only has her when I'm gone, so. So she would get sad whenever Luna would leave. So now she has her own, like. And Moonpie, when I tell you, she'll be like, back behind her neck as she's sitting on the couch, like, she's, like, working at the counter. Moon Pie's, like, under her feet, like, oh, I love. Right on her.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, we love Moon Pie. Bailey tried to have Moon Pie, but Moon Pie. But Bailey is working, you know, 30, 40 hours a week now. And also she just. Moon Pie just would not potty train with Bailey. So we were just like, you know what? I think we've got enough animals. Let's give it to somebody who really has the time and attention to give to her. And so we kept her in the family. And Moon Pie is over with Haley's mom. So I think we're done playing rotating of the animals.

[Haley]

Yeah, we love to keep the animals within family, though.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, for sure. I would never get rid of an animal. I actually got get rid. Sounds terrible. I would never let an animal go if it wasn't to one of you guys.

[Haley]

Absolutely. Like, keep it very.

[Mimi]

Please don't give me big animals.

[Bunny XO]

No, I'm done. I've got my core four now. I'm good. I'm totally good. It's so peaceful now. My apartment farm is so peaceful now. I guess we could talk about the IVF journey. Well, I posted a clip saying that we. We're moving forward in our journey. So, you know, we did have a big win. And I'm not going to say what it was, but definitely not pregnancy. Everybody thinks I'm pregnant.

[Haley]

Yeah. Everyone was like, oh, you're pregnant.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, not pregnant, but definitely huge win. You know, doctors told me when this first started that, you know, I wasn't going to be capable of doing certain things. And I told them, you are wrong. I've got my beer.

[Haley]

I Got this.

[Bunny XO]

And we ended up making it happen. So now we're moving forward and, you.

[Haley]

Know, lots of leaps and strides within your journey.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, well, it's crazy with ivf, it's like you make one big milestone and then you've got. You got to meet another final boss.

[Haley]

You're looking at another one every time.

[Bunny XO]

Every time. Like, it doesn't stop until that baby's born.

[Haley]

Exactly.

[Bunny XO]

Or until you're in, like, the last term of the pregnancy or whatever. So. Yeah.

[Haley]

And then you got birth. Like, I'm telling you, it's literally. And that's. That literally explains parenting, though.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

It's like every single time, it's like, oh, now I got to look forward to this. Now it never stops. It's so cool. It's such a journey, and I love it. And I. I think you're. I can't wait for these moments.

[Bunny XO]

You guys are going to be uncle, aunt, uncles, Uncle Haley, Uncle Mimi, aunt Jaime or uncle I. Uncle.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny XO]

He's going to be confused from the very beginning. Not going to know the right is happening.

[Haley]

That's so funny.

[Bunny XO]

He's going to go to school and be like, well, my uncle Haley. And they're going to be like, don't you being your aunt? No, my uncle. I have one aunt.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Haley]

It's so funny.

[Bunny XO]

All right, well, I'm sorry if we bored you guys this episode. We really didn't have a lot to talk about, and we will have way more to talk about next season. Next season when we talk to you guys. We're just tired, Burn out.

[Haley]

We need a break, too. I said next season's going to be a little different, too. We're going to have a lot of, like, experts on and, like, it's going to be a really fun season. I feel like each season has its own thing.

[Mimi]

I love this season. This past season probably was my favorite.

[Haley]

So much fun. I like thinking back now when I was kind of going over this past season, I keep saying, like, oh, this person was my favorite guest. And then it'll be like, this person.

[Mimi]

The next episode is going to be my favorite guest.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, it's pretty funny.

[Haley]

This last episode with Roseanne was such a good episode.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. I love Roseanne.

[Haley]

I love seeing the McRib. I cackled you guys. She was like, they just never warn you when the McRib comes back.

[Bunny XO]

I. I feel honored that, you know, despite how the world feels about her, I feel honored that I actually got to sit down with her because, you know, she's. She's been around for a long time, you know, and she's kind of on her way of just chilling and finding peace. And I think that. I think we caught her at a really cool time in her life.

[Haley]

Yes, absolutely.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah. Because I didn't get the Roseanne that everybody else gets. I got, like, a very. I got, like, you know, sweet grandma vibes.

[Haley]

Exactly. It was so different than anything you've seen. It wasn't abrasive. It wasn't, like, harsh or anything. You. You had such a soft side. It was of her through the whole episode or throughout the whole podcast. I was such. This whole season just makes me so happy. Having tech on that was such a dream moment for me.

[Bunny XO]

Dude. Dolly.

[Haley]

Dolly. I mean, this was such an iconic season.

[Bunny XO]

This was like a turning of events, a turning of guests, and, like, leveling up. And, you know, the Patreon is still growing. We're at almost 300,000 members. Like, that's.

[Haley]

That community over there is, like, the core human.

[Bunny XO]

I love this. I love, like, thank you guys so much.

[Mimi]

Almost 7,000.

[Bunny XO]

Yay. Congrats. If you listen to my podcast, I appreciate you. If you engage with us on social media, I appreciate you. If you are a member of our Patreon, I appreciate you. Like, I just appreciate this journey that we're even being able to do this for as long as we have. We're going into season 10. Like, that's easy. That's crazy. It's crazy to think that when I first started this podcast, I didn't know what I was gonna do with it. You know? Like, I thought I was gonna be, like, a sex podcast because hence why I called myself the female. I'm sorry, one. The female Howard Stern, but also the degenerate love child of Dr. Ruth and Dolly Parton.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny XO]

So, like, that was my whole shtick, was, like, just we were just gonna have sex workers on.

[Haley]

Oh. Even in the beginning, we. I distinctly remember a conversation you and I had in the beginning, and we had mentioned, like, men coming on. You're like, no, it's going to be women only.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And look how, like, transformative we've come. Like.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And then it was this, and then it was this. And is there so many. I feel like every season shows. Yeah, every season shows a different growth within it.

[Bunny XO]

Yeah, it's been wild. So, you know, who knows where the podcast is going to take us from here? But, I mean, we're just going to keep on trucking, baby. I love that we've inspired other people to create, you know, to keep going on their journeys too.

[Haley]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Bunny XO]

To. And even through the fire with all the podcast boom, we've still remained just us. And yes, like, you know, been consistent. So I'm hoping that, you know, everybody realizes that we love you guys and that this is really a passion that we have and you know, we're just going to keep getting better and better and that's all.

[Haley]

And it's cool that we've been able to integrate Patreon into it. Now we get a lot of.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I feel like the Astle Confess is huge.

[Haley]

Yeah. So many people sub and they're like, I'm literally only here for Asel Confess. I need to tell you this. Like the messages we get in there sometimes I'm just like, I'm literally laughing at some of the stuff cuz I'm like, you guys are so funny with it. Like one of the ones I was reading the other day was like, this has nothing to do with poop, butthole or sex.

[Bunny XO]

We appreciate you.

[Haley]

I had a guy stop me in Kroger the other day that was like, I just want you to know Askel Confess is one of my favorite shows. And he goes, because you and those ladies, you guys talk about everything.

[Mimi]

It's weird because I have almost only guys talk about it too. At the, at my sister's wedding, a guy took a picture with me cuz he was like, I love a hostel.

[Haley]

Confess.

[Bunny XO]

I was like, what?

[Haley]

Yes. It's so cool, so funny. It's like gotten a lot more dudes into it which I think are really funny. And like even Dustin's friends, like they're like, they talk about it at work. They're like that ass to Confess episode.

[Bunny XO]

That's hilarious. I love that so much. I love you guys and I can wait to be back for season 10 and we'll see you guys when we get back. Bye.