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I'm a witted ass Tony to keep a cool little shorty and you know I only trusted two I'm a witted ass and we could roll it through Put my dub in the air what you wanna do I'm a witted ass bitch don't need to keep a crew Little shorty and you know I only trust the two I'm a witted ass bitch and we could roll it through Put my dub in the air what you wanna do how many times did I done trust all these bitches instead of making dough they wanna talk who they been kissing Stupid ass homies turn their they dissing slick but he got caught slipping how you say you g when you speaking on my name this up to them who they in a gang your whole step what you bang when you around your homies and you wouldn't say a thing Told them I'm a thug but I'd rather be with you Let me see you pop your head yeah Put your hands in the air for bunny I dropped now she telling all the news knew they was a rat It's a race to the pain I keep it with my staying loyal to my grave stupid what the fuck did you dank my bitch in the stool loaded with a AK look put your hands in the air keep a crew little shorty and you know I only trust the two I'm a witted ass kitchen we could roll the dude Put my dub in the air what you wanna do Said I'm a witted ass bitch don't need to keep a crew little shorty and you know I only trust the two I'm a witted ass and we could roll and do Come on up in the air what you wanna do it. New York what the is yeah. Woo. I love you guys so much. Oh, my goodness. I love you guys. Have a seat. I love you guys. If I cry 10 times tonight, I'm so sorry. Welcome to my first live show, baby. You guys are. You guys are literally making history in my life tonight. So thank you very, very, very much. I love you motherfuckers. You have no idea. Can we give it. Can we give an applause for Bella, dude? Like, how cute is she? Shout out to Bella, man. She's so cute. So they asked me to do a book tour, and I was like, absolutely fucking not. I tour for a living with my husband. I am not doing anything like that. And they were like, I love you. I love you guys. I am like, my butthole's puckered, okay? I'm like, you guys have no idea. But I was like, you know what? I want to go out and meet everybody who's buying this book. I want to meet my followers. I want to hug you guys. I want to kiss you guys. I mean, I just. We gotta ask your wife first. And I was like, if I'm gonna do it, I have to do it my way. So I hope that you guys enjoy tonight because we put together a really cool show for you guys. Each city, we have different guests. Like, it's just gonna be a night of music, fun, laughter, and special surprise guests. So thank you guys so much. I just wanted to tell you guys, I just got the news. I don't know if you guys saw the TikTok I posted, but my book is number four in the world, baby. I got goosebumps. It's number four in the world. Like, That is all because of you guys. Like, I cannot even take any credit for that. If it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't even be on this stage. So you guys, give yourselves a round of applause, please. I love you guys. I would. I'll share. I will share the stage with you guys any day. So growing up in Vegas, how has anybody got to read the book yet? Because I know it doesn't drop, but some people say it's out. No. Okay, so growing up in Vegas, you know, I really grew up in, like, that. You know, you're in Vegas, so it's like you love the mafia, you love the mob and all that stuff. I even had a freaking Chihuahua named Gotti. Okay, who is your favorite mobster? Yeah, I would have to. I would just say Lucky Luciano. We love Lucky Luciano. How about you guys? Who is your favorite mobster? Yeah, baby, I'm pretty gangster, but I don't know. Who is your favorite mobster? Gotti. Yeah, I mean, he was like, a ladies man, so. Yeah, for sure. But then, you know, the show came out, and it was called Mob Wives. And I got to see these strong, amazing, beautiful women who fucking would fight at the drop of a dime, but would also love the shit out of you and were raising their families you know, with this trauma that they grew up in and just totally polarizing and captivating America, I fell in love with them. So I was lucky enough to do a podcast. What was it? Mob Wife March. Mob Wife. Mob Wife March. I did that a couple years ago, and I got to meet like three of them. So why don't you guys step into my office and we'll have some guests come out in a little bit. So this is now. Oh, God. By the way, guys, this is Alex. This is my tour manager. Isn't he hot? He's hot, right? I just found out he was married. I was like, wah, wah. I can't auction you off tonight. So we are gonna turn this into a podcast set, kind of incorporate it. Because, you guys know the podcast has really just taken off, and I just love help. I'm flaccid over here. The podcast is taken off. And again, I just have to thank you guys so freaking much for that. But once we get. It's all right. I'll just hold it. No worries. So anyways, back to the mob wives. Who was you guys favorite Mob wives? Can some. Okay. I heard Renee. Who? Somebody said Big Anga. Okay. Karen, Ramona. All them. Yeah. All right, well, I'm gonna need you guys to put your hands together for Karen, Ramona, and Renee. Baby, I love it. I am so excited to have you guys here. Give it up for New York's Renee, Karen, and Ramona. Okay, can we just talk about how good Renee looks? What the hell? Like you? It's transformation since last time I saw you. Manjaro. She said Manjaro. Dude, you look amazing. You look phenomenal. Thank you. I'm so happy to have you guys here. I was so happy to be here. When was the last time I got to see you guys? Like two years ago. Yeah, when we did the podcast. So there's talk of Mob Wives coming back. Is it coming back? Can we. Can we confirm or deny or possibly tease? Well, I could tell you that it's not going to be a reboot because we don't want to rehash. Oh, I need a microphone. It's not. You said it's not going to be a reboot. Yeah. Nobody wants to rehash what happened before. So it'll be like another show but with, like, the main characters? No, no. So is any of the original cast gonna come back? I know I am. Oh, I love that. If they asked you guys to be on it, would you guys be on it? I definitely wouldn't. No. No, it's not my cup of tea. Okay. And not you either. I have no comment. All right, well, shit. Let's get into some questions, guys. Shit. Well, so, okay, on the show, everybody knows that you guys, there was always, like, turmoil and stuff like that. Out of all of you guys, who apologized the least? Who holds a grudge? Like, it's generational wealth. Renee, I feel like you're holding a grudge right now. We all hold grudges. Yeah, I think we'll have a grudge right now. We all have a grudge. What's going on, guys? Why are we beefing? Why are we beefing? Why are we beefing? No, it's. We. We just. I'm just saying, from the show, everything, like, we have a grudge. I'll tell you why we're beefing. I got called the S word. Not a. Worse than that. A stalker. A stalker. Brune. You called her a stalker. I didn't call you a stalker. Yes, you did. She called me much worse. To your sister, told Karen that I was a stalker. You thought that I. Who had much better things to do going on your story. And I told Karen something because you were beefing. Is this an episode of Mob Wise? They beep. I get dragged in the middle. Last time we were good, she was giving me mounjaro tips. This, that. I'd rather you call me a slut than a stalker. But you're not a slut. But I'm not. A few other things, but I wouldn't say a slut or a stalker. But do you guys see how communication is key? Yes. Like, look how much you guys just saw in two minutes right here. Yeah. I think. You know what? You guys are a sisterhood. And I know that you guys might beef like family and, like, shit gets said and, like, whatever it is, but you guys really, like, raised a generation of us. And you guys are fucking. You guys literally are icons, dude. Thank you. Thank you. And listen, no matter what we go through, I can never take away from what the show was. The original cast, Mob Wise, was iconic. And whether we like each other. And I'm not talking about her. I'm just saying in general, the whole cast, whether people like each other. Why are they most of them. But we don't like or we like each other. It's just all of us together came and put something great. So. No, you guys, like, for real, you guys made history. I will say every girl. Every girl made that show what it was. Absolutely. But they had to go into, like, a couple. Couple seasons here. Yeah. Who Practiced their comebacks in the mirror. Trita, I think, did those comebacks just happen naturally or was it like. Well, it had to happen naturally because nothing was, you know, you guys weren't like in the shower, like, yeah, you like, you know, like I would, I would be in there like shadow boxing and all that Cursing and comebacks are two different things. Like, I think a comeback, especially with us, was just rolled over tongue because we're just very high strung. We're chill to a degree, but when you get us there, you get us there. So it just comes natural. Yeah, no, it's, it's. You guys got that dog in you. We didn't have Saratoga back then. Bunny. Yeah. So, you know, I've been over here trying to ease into a sip. I'm like, you know, it might be the same. No bottles on stage. I'm parched over here. Who would start an argument just because they were bored? Renee. Renee, we can tell you want to see me do it. I think we saw it about 10min. I love it. I love you guys so much. Who would text sweet and then show up spicy? Y' all know I shop online way too much. And every website wants a login, a password, a code sent to your email by checkout, I'm already irritated. But then I see that little purple button from Shopify Shop Pay and suddenly life gets easier. No digging from my wallet, no trying to remember passwords, no extra drama. Just tap once and done. Honestly, in the chaos of online shopping, that purple button is one of the best things ever. I used it recently ordering from my phone late at night. And baby, one tap and checked out. 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And I don't mean like the executives, I just mean the everyday to day production. Yeah. So it's like we were all just kind of like by the time we would text till we get to a scene. God knows what could happen behind scenes. The behind scenes was the show and by the time it aired. Oh, that was bad. I want to pay Karen a compliment. She would walk in still calm, but if the wrong word was said, that's when it would happen. But she did go in with good intention intentions. See, I knew you Guys loved each other. I had a moment when we set the backyard on fire. Was it. Wait, what? Back up. Oh, I burnt. I burnt my wedding gown and all my photos. It was very therapeutic. It was excellent. Yeah. So where can we find. Where can we find. Where can we find the mob wives behind the scene footage? Cuz I feel like we need to put that out. No, no, no, no. Is somebody going to jail if it gets released? Where's sister at? Is she here? I need to talk to her about it. You know if somebody will have that. Yeah. A lot of the fan favorites will be crushed if the behind the scenes get released. Yeah. Why is that? Because a lot of people who thought they were so tough and rough. The green screen gangsters, remember? Oh, I mean, not you. I know about. You know. I'm talking about people that were crying. Who do we consider the green, green screen gangster? Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Okay. You want me to say it? That was. That was the cue. Yeah. Renee, talking to your damn microphone. I do not need a microphone. She really doesn't. I think. Okay, I'll lead off with this. If I was crying, I was really crying. Yes, but I was always crying. So somebody who likes to shadow box. We'll keep it like that. She's a great actress, I'll tell you that. None of us were acting. We were very. Okay, she. In a couple of things. She wasn't. We were very much in the moment. And if it was happening, it was a reaction to what was happening then. Like when. When the fed. When the feds pinched 127 people. Like, they were like, oh, you guys scripted that. No, we didn't. No, you didn't. No, we did not. How I found out my ex husband was a rat. Was. Who brought me the paper first. It was in the newspaper. That's how I found out Karen was there when I had my nervous breakdown in the kitchen. Ramona. All right, maybe not a stalker. Okay, can you guys. Can we have a hug? I can't believe I said stalker. No, you did. Your sister told me she said boiling. But I would never say stalker. Well, you said. She looked at your. See what she said? She said stalker.
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I will do that. And if I called you a stalker, then I called you a stalker. But I'm not a stalker. No, you're a. But you're not a stalker. Listen, Ramona, you can stalk me all day long, baby, okay? If I had a stalker that looked like you, I would be. It would be kind of a fetish. I'd Be into it. Did anyone ever want their. Did anyone ever warn their husbands, like, don't talk to her. Did you guys have husbands? You had a husband? No, I. Renee. Yes. But wait, not us. It could be the. It could. It could be the waitress. Absolutely. Everybody A cheating son of a. Yeah. I mean everybody. Let's say Junior. Junior. That guy. Oh. Did I say something wrong? Oh my. Just having you guys up here and seeing the love that you guys have for each other, like it is the sweetest thing. And I know you came out here a little spicy, Renee, but. Yeah, she's hot. She's hot. I'm hot. We didn't even talk in the green screen. Are you serious? I walked in there, I thought it was all joyous. You want part two? Okay, I'll give you part two. Let's hear part two. So all of a sudden haven't spoken to her. Besides the stalker thing I get because Karen opened it because we were busy today. We were doing hair and makeup. We were just enjoying itself. She goes, Renee sent us a message. I go, where did she text? I didn't see any taxes. Dm basically trying to be mother handed. What did she say? We need to come together. I said we needed to be united front. But why would we. Why would we not be together if there was not a problem? If you didn't call me a stalker. You didn't have any issues with her. But last time. Again, last time I saw you, we were questioning. I'm not even going to get into it. Call me. But for no reason. Like we, me and you have. What is it? Let's talk about it. No, she. She went on a thing. A rampage. Sent me a bunch of things. I was talking about Karen. I was talking about my ex husband and Jean Borealo. Not anything to do with Karen. But you DM'd me a whole bunch of stuff and then took it down. I did. I did. What are we, five? No, no, we're not five. So you're being bullied. So you. I stuck up for this girl through like six seasons of Mob Wives. Six seasons of Mob Wives Stuck up. They love you. This is your night. Yes, but it's talking about Mob Wives everyone wants. No, everyone wants. But this is real. This is reality. Everyone wants a revamp. Like they haven't seen us. So this is exactly what would be happening if the cameras were rolling. Listen, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready for six episodes of this. Like I'm ready. I don't know about you guys. I Am fucking ready. All right, let me ask you guys couple a couple more questions. Who here has blocked and unblocked each other the most? Renee. I. Do it. Renee. Renee. Renee. Yep. Not. Not block. Unfollow. She blocked me, and then it made me unfollow her story. That was it. She blocked me. Renee said, that microphone. If I blocked you, I him blocked you. But aren't we too old to block each other? Like, where does it end? Are we too old to walk in a dressing room and not even say hello? Well, Mona just sent a message. Before, like, I didn't know there was some beef. It really had my blood boiling. I'm like, now she's trying to be involved in it. So, Bunny. So why were you saying together? I cannot. Your book is so. Your book is amazing. We're so happy we got this. I just listen to you guys talk all night. Like, seriously, I'm. But listen, here's the thing. Like, this is what made reality TV for you guys, and this is why we need to get you guys back on the air, because this is like therapy. The world is. Brene, it's not working. I hate to tell you. You need a new therapist. Get your money back. Get your money back for sure. No. If there was a Mob Wipes group chat today, who would leave first and who would you invite? Trita would leave first. Will we even invite her? I think we had a group chat. She made like Elvis left the building. Yeah, she just. She wouldn't even be in the group chat. Yeah, we had one. I know, and I'm saying we'd leave her out. Yeah. Oh, who would leave first? Who would leave first? You? Renee would block everybody and then want to get added back in. No, I wouldn't leave the group chat. I'd get a little crazy with my mouth, but I wouldn't walk out of the group chat. Can I block you afterwards? But I wouldn't. Can we leave here tonight with you guys at least giving each other a hug? Because I feel like you guys are fudgeing a sisterhood. And you guys are such fudgeing icons, and, I mean, I'm just so thankful that you guys are even here. No. All right, well, you guys fudgeing, work this shit out, because I want to see you if actually don't work it out and get the fuck back on tv. Okay? How about that? Thank you guys so much for being here tonight, you guys. Give it up for the girl. I mean, it's never a dull moment with them, right? Where is my publisher, Carrie? At Carrie, where are you at, baby? Hi. This is you guys right here. This woman is Carrie Thornton from HarperCollins Day Street. She is my publisher. She believed in me. She's the reason I'm here. My agent, Sloan. I don't know where you're at. I need to say you guys, can we give these ladies a round of applause and their teams? I'm so thankful for the badass women that I have surrounding me and that have helped me on this journey. Like, you guys have no freaking idea, man. Like, I'm just so thankful and so humbled. I'm also so thankful for two girls who came into my life that. That believe in me every step of the way that literally have put their lives on hold to make sure that my dream came true so that it could be their dreams to come true. And we've kind of formed this little thing we call the coven. So I don't know if you guys are ready, but let's have Mimi and Haley come out. Call me. Now I'm six feet from the edge, and I'm thinking maybe 60 came so far down. You guys, have a seat. Babies, step into my office. I don't know about you guys, but I am so happy they're here. Did you guys watch the Mob Lives? We just watched it. That was great, right? That was hilarious. I love them so much. It's a lot of energy. No, take it in. No, they're amazing. Yeah. So now that we have them sitting on the couch, we are gonna do a little segment that we call Ask, Tell, Confess. Wait, I can't get a whistle out. You're right. Ask and fail. There we go. I got it out. But the crazy thing is, is they were like, no, we can't have audience participation. And I was like, go fuck yourself. I was like, I want audience participation. But here's the deal. You guys can come up and ask any question. So if you guys don't know what ask, tell, confess is, it's ask a question, tell something, or confess something. And it needs to be juicy, and it can't be like, we need it as weird as possible, please. So please, if you guys have some weird shit, come up and tell us. But nothing that's, like, bad weird. Because I'm going to tell you to sit down. Like, don't come up and confess a murder. Because I've had two people do that. Don't do that. And I'm like, you know I can see you, right? Like, oh, how am I supposed to go to sleep at night knowing this? But accomplices if they do. I don't know. I don't. Listen, I didn't. I didn't ask for that. All right. But anyways, so we're going to kick it off because we do know that it gets weird here in New York because a couple of you guys submitted some anonymous ones already, and they were really weird. And then how are we gonna pick people to come up? Do you guys. They can just come on up to the microphone? Yeah. If any of you guys want to come up, start walking up to the microphone. We're gonna talk about these. Head over, girl. I feel like we should start with you. She ran to the microphone. Let's start with her. All right. You know, it's good. She ran from the back. What's up, baby? I'm just bringing up the microphone.
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All right, I think. Dude, that was fucking great. I need that clip. Somebody clip that for me, please? That is great. She's like, no, I'm not confessing shit. Not at all happening. That was her confession? Yeah, that was a confession. That was. That was the. All right, so I'm going to kick it off. These were some anonymous ones that you guys wrote in. So this person said, I love the smell of my apartment after a night of White Castle and farting all day. Same. God dang, it smells heavenly. The hell did you write that in? I didn't do that. Does sound like something I would write in. But seriously, White Castle, I think. Do you. Who likes White Castle? No, I do love Harold and Kumar. Go to White Castle. Let's burn this down. Pookie. I got to meet him the other day. I was so excited about it. You have no idea. Oh, you literally said it to him. I did. It was the first words. I didn't say hi. I just quoted his movie line to him. I just love him so much. So much. All right, so we are. You're not bringing the microphone, are you? What's that? You're not bringing the microphone, are you? I'm not. What? Never mind. What's your name? What's your name on Facebook? I'm bj. You know me as bj. Hi, bj. And I always say we're like Teemu, Bunny and Jelly because that's what we were for the last two Halloweens. No, you're not, Teemu, baby. You are us. I love that. I love that. I love you. I've been very sick, and you have gotten me through so much. Oh. But I have a question. Let's go. You never have panty lines, do you wear panties? I don't know. You want to come find out? I know I haven't wore. I haven't worn panties in like 15, 20 years. So it depends on the occasion. If I'm in leather, you have to wear panties with leather because I got that walk. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no way. Yeah. No, but the majority of the time, no, I don't. I would just be free balling it. Okay. For sure. I can confirm. We got women. We gotta let it breathe too, right? Like, come on. And your. Your bum looks awesome tonight. Yeah. Oh my God, you're so sweet. Bj, we love you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. I see an in Hosui treasure. What's up og the OG right there. Talk in the microphone. Talk to the microphone, baby. Don't be a Renee. Love you, Renee. I want to know. I love you two ladies as well. If I can give you a gift, you can hand it right there by side stage. Of course. Yes. We love you so much. That is. Is so sweet. Oh, you're so sweet. Thank you. So, so sweet. Is that a highland cow? Hi, baby. Are you a cow or. I think that's Scooby Doo. I am Scooby mixed with a Vegas escort. I like it, baby. I like it. And I am the unintentional homie hopper that brought you a gift. Christina, baby, we love you. If you guys listen to the past couple of asked how confesses she was the hurt. We'll see you after the show. We'll make sure we make time to see you after the show, baby. Yeah, for sure. No, we love you. We love you, baby. You're so sweet. I'm not confessing nothing except my love for you, bunny. I love you too. You guys, if you guys come up, you guys got to give us an ask out. Confess. Confess something. Okay, here's the confession. Let's go. All right, so true story. My family ran an escort service. Let's go. Okay. Entire family worked for it. Oh, okay. But not me. Okay, Okay. I just drove the girls I didn't like doing. But tell them your best memory of your nanny. Oh, yeah, my best memory. Wait, this is of nanny who ran the escort service too. Oh, I love that. Madam, Madam, Nanny. Yes. So my talk in the microphone, baby. Oh, okay. So my best memory is my grandma used to have a rolodex and she would be like so star. Yep. She's five. Five. We can make her have blonde hair. And no, she can't do anal. Yeah, right. I love Gertie's my kind of girl. There's Pam. There's two Girl Kinky. Yeah, she'll do two Girl Kinky. No problem. All right. They for sure owned an escort service. Yeah, they knew it. All right, you guys, give it up for Nanny. Nanny was awesome, right? We love Nanny. All right, you guys want to. We're gonna pause real quick right here, and you guys read one of yours.
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Oh, I got a good one.
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Okay, let's go. Let's go. This person said, I have a fetish of sniffing and licking armpits that are either sweaty or hairy recently. Dude, where are you at? Stand up. I need to know who this was. Recently, I was in the office and had a fun conversation with a colleague in which led us to hugging, in that my hand went into her armpit after realizing I sniffed it. Should I tell her? What do you guys think? What do you guys think? I know we have mixed reviews. Some people are saying yes, and some people are saying no. I say it depends. If somebody told me they sniffed my armpit, I'd be like, I'm sorry. You know, like that freaking onion roll. Like, there's no way but lasagna. I don't know. How would you feel if somebody did that to. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. No, don't tell me you sniffed me anywhere. Hi, baby. What's your name? Hi, bunny. I love you. I love you. And so I can't beat that last story. But my whole life, I've had decent hair, right? But, Mimi, I need hair redo. Can you help me? Oh, of course. You have beautiful hair, by the way. Yeah, you don't start with it, man. You want, like, me, gorgeous? I'm like, old girl now. My husband's like, leave it. I'm like, cut it. It's so beautiful. What do you guys say? Leave it or cut it? Leave it or cut it. Leave it, people. Dude, I pay for extensions that long. Dude. Like, keep the hair. Promise you. Love you, baby. Go ahead, Mama. Hi. Hi, beautiful. You guys all look amazing. Thank you so much. So I just recently got my cosmetic Scientology license. Congratulations. Let's go, baby. Heck, yeah. I wanted to ask you guys how both of you guys got into the beauty industry and how you guys balance the work and friend life. I know it must be difficult, but I always am kind of like, I always have questions because I also have a best friend in the beauty industry, and we always want to start something up, but we never know how you go first. Well, I've always done art all my life. And she's so good. This can draw like a motherfucker did. And college, I was in a theatrical makeup class and my teacher literally, like pulled me to the side and was like, you need to get out of here. Like you got a talent. So I dropped out of college and I went to a makeup school in Nashville. And then I wanted to do celebrity makeup and I got my first celebrity. The first year I was in Nashville, I worked at Mac and that helped me a lot, which nowadays it probably won't. So I'm gonna say don't do that. But social media really helped me. Instagram really helped me. Word of mouth, balancing work and friend life, though, it's hard. So don't do what I did. I would literally go to the club till like 3am and then take clients at 8am still drunk and they would still come in smelling like vodka. Dude. Or like, like. Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah. I now though, I only have her, so it's way easier to buy. I stole her from the world. Yeah. I'm retired. The dream. That is the dream.
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Yes.
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Yeah. Made my dream come true. Oh, I love you. Stop when we make out. Yes. I thought you'd never ask. You guys know this is finicky, dude. One minute she want to make out, the next she won't. Yeah, it's getting weird. It's getting weird. Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same Premium Wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities. So do like I did and have one of your assistant's assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do@mintmobile.com Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan equivalent to $15 per month Required intro rate first 3 months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See full terms@mintmobile.com My name is MacKenzie and I started a GoFundMe. The adoptive mother of a nonverbal autistic child. The mother had lost her job because she wasn't able to find adequate care for this autistic child. So she really needed some help with living expenses, paying some back bills. So I launched a GoFundMe to help support them during this crisis. And we raised about $10,000 within just a couple of months. I think that the surprising thing was by telling a clear story and Just like, really being very clear about what we needed. We had some really generous donations from people who were really moved by the situation that this family was struggling with. GoFundMe is the world's number one fundraising platform, trusted by over 200 million people. Start your GoFundMe today at gofundme.com that's gofundme.com gofundme.com this podcast is supported by GoFundMe. Stand on my tippy toes. Oh, can you lower it, baby? Just lower it. I'm okay. Thank you. Okay. I just want to tell you I love you. And like, as someone who's been in abuse relationships, I love that you raise awareness and break that stigma. But my confession is that I have really bad gay dart. And I just found out that Elton John was gay, like two weeks ago. Now he's blind. Now he's blind. What. Now, honey? The freaking. The outfits, the songs that he writes about men. Nothing clocked, nothing triggered up here, but I love you. I love you, baby. I love you, too. I love you. Go ahead, baby. Hi, Bonnie. I finally have my moment. I don't even know how to follow that, but I came here tonight from Connecticut and I bought my friend. And I'm super excited to be here in all of your presence because I follow you guys on Snapchat and I know I'm almost. Almost 50 years old, so that's corny. But look hot, you guys. Y' all are hot. Y' all are my inspiration because there's a lot of corny, horrible people in the world. And you guys give me. You guys give me faith. I just lost my mom a couple months ago, and you've. You've. You've given me some hope because we love you, baby. And I'm so happy. I have one of my best friends here tonight, Ally and. What up, Ally? We drove here from Connecticut, which is a. An inspiration all its own. But you guys are amazing and Jelly is amazing, and your music really touches my soul. Thank you. I appreciate the last couple of months, but thank God for you guys. Thank you. We appreciate you. Thank you so much, baby. Sorry to hear about your mom. And I did my eyeshadow just for you. Haley and I probably got the up and it's okay. Yeah, get it. All right, Haley, you want to read yours really quick? Yeah. Cuz I think it goes hand in hand with yours. And I didn't even plan this. Really? Oh, it doesn't have to do with buttholes and poop, cuz that's all she ever Reads on ass talking. Well, I wouldn't do that. That's my next one. All right. Okay. I woke up in the middle of the night after sex to the girl fingering herself to orgasm while sucking my armpit hair. You guys are some freaks in New York. I thought I was kinky. It's gonna get a hairball. I think that was the same person. Two submissions is wild. That was wild. That is. Yeah. No, I mean, what's the. The what is the chance that there is two armpit fetishes under one roof? I. I'm not understanding. There's. There's no way. We've never had armpit fetish confessions until we got to New York. Oh, oh. Listen, we don't yuck anybody's yum. Okay. We don't yuck anyone's yum. Is it? All right, go ahead, baby. What's your name? I'm Molly. I'm 21. I can't. I love your name. Lolly. That is so cute. I'm 21. I just turned 21. I came all the way from Texas by myself. Let's go. Happy birthday. Happy birthday Happy birthday, Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Lon. Happy birthday to you. Get it? Thank you. Don't make me creed out on here. I'm so sorry. Say that again to give y' all a juicy confess. Let's go. We're ready for my story. It's my mom's and if she sees this, she's probably gonna kill me. Oh, mom turn out one time and there may or may not have been illegal substances. It's okay. We don't need. But one time when I was like 14, my mom got really mad at her ex for taking her car to another girl's house. So she took my 14 year old friend with no license, no nothing, didn't know how to drive again. Illegal substances involved. Just to drive her, make her drive her an hour away to piss in his sunroof. Pissing his sunroof. Yes. Shout out to mom and everything.
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And then the.
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The. The side got in it the next day and then called her mad as wondering why they were spits all in the car. Did she ever find out who did it? Yeah, she was my mom's car. Oh my God. That is hilarious. Mom's a G though. Shout out to mom. Yay. We love that one. That was good. That was dope. That was. All right. Go ahead, buddy. I'm like sweating. Oh, don't. So am I. It's okay. Promise not to be long Winded. I have ADHD and I promise to be as quick as possible. But back when tickets went on sale, I was so excited that I won the Bunny XO pre sale lottery and I posted it on Instagram. And then you reshared it. Hollywood XO underscore 10, 184. I'm EXO because I'm obsessed with the weekend and XO, like, so is my husband. Yeah, I know. I can't wait till they collaborate. Coming soon. But. Right. EXO is public records. But anyways, country is, like, so foreign to me, but I feel like you and Jelly are like the country version of a tea in cocoa. We love Coco. We love iced tea too. Those are our homies. Yeah. My. My real name is Sarah with an H. Like Sarah Jessica Parker and Sarah Michelle Geller. And I truly love you and your husband as people. I love the message. I have friends that have OD'd and I had to bury one of them. And then I had to grieve a relationship that I never thought that was gonna come back. Me and her. And I got together for dinner in December with another friend who flew in from Chicago. And you have no idea how grateful I am for that. So I feel like I can really identify with you guys. And part of my adhd, I have depression, and every day that I wake up, like, I can't even believe it. And I really do it for, like, the weekend. I do it for my students. I'm a teacher, so. Teachers gone wild right now. I'm on February vacation. This is, like, my gift for myself. I don't know if I paid for the meet and greet, but I can't believe I'm talking to you right now. You are such a source of, like, inspiration and such a source of, like, keep going and you're a badass and, like, get to the gym, Sarah. And thank you. I don't even know where to end. It took me shout out to Sarah, baby, you are here for a reason, so don't go anywhere. It took me an act of God to get here. My Uber driver left my house, so I missed my bus. I had to drive to New Haven and then hop the train. So I can't believe I'm here. Sarah, I love you. I love you. Thank you so much. Thank you guys for participating in Asel Confess. And thank you guys for coming out on the couch. Let's give it up for Mimi and Haley. I love you guys. I'm so sorry that we couldn't get to all the confessions. Yeah, that one Got really weird, right? Why'd my team give me that? So moving on, you guys haven't got to read the book yet, but in the book you guys finally get to deep dive into a relationship that is probably one of the best relationships I've ever had in my entire life with a human who is one of the most beautiful souls that I have ever encountered. And you know, when we first came on the scene, people didn't understand us and people, we were different and people, you know, questioned our love and we, it was like constantly having to prove something and I just. Exactly. And I just want you guys to know that no matter how different you are and how people perceive you, fuck them. It literally does not matter what anybody thinks about you. If you love somebody, love them to the fucking fullest. But anyways, I had this really cute chubby cheeked cherub angel sweep me off my feet and it was, it was very unpredictable because I had just got out of a crazy relationship. I don't know if some of you guys saw my post that I posted yesterday. What'd you say, baby? I love you guys. So I just got out of a crazy relationship and I definitely was not looking for love. I was looking for Mr. Right now, not Mr. Right. And he had other plans. He made me sit down with him before I would five year plan. You guys know, baby, he made me sit down with him and make a five year plan. And now we have moved on to our 10 year plan. And I just can't believe that this year it's going to be 10 years with the man that I love and who saw my husband win three Grammys. Like what the hell miss to roll. So I was like, how am I going to get a three time Grammy winner here? You know, like what the hell do you guys think? He came all the way to New York for me. Well, Jelly Roll, can you come? Yeah. We're gonna trade seats, right? Are you gonna sit up there? Yeah, yeah. You're gonna interview me? Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
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I like it. The interviewer becomes the interviewee.
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Yeah. I'm nervous.
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New York City. Howdy.
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How's your mammy in them?
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How's your mammy in them?
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How's your mammy in them? Yeah, it doesn't work anyways. I tried to use it earlier and it fell. It's very flaccid.
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I'm so excited to be back in New York City. I'm so excited to be back in New York City with you. We thank you. I feel even better.
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Can we get a round of Applause for how hot this fucking man is. Woo. Yes.
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I love you, dude. I was thinking, when I was just sitting backstage, I was thinking about our first time in New York City. Do you remember this?
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Yeah, it's.
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Well, this was probably 2016, was it?
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When I got shit face drunk and was petting horses.
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Yes, Police Pet horses. Yeah, police horses. And that was. Let me tell you how white trash my wife is. We kind of came all the way to New York City first time. We were so excited. A big deal for a girl from the west coast and a kid from Tennessee. And we were super excited. And we did. We first night we went out and I didn't know what she'd want to do. I said, what do you want to do? She said, we should go have some drinks. This is back when we were raging alcohol and miss those. So we got blackout drunk, of course. And. And on the way, I'm like, we should get some food, you know, some. A New York delicacy. And I thought she was going to be like, we should get some pizza or some Italian food, you know, I mean, there's so much great culture in New York City. And this looks at me and goes, I've always wanted to eat one of them meat trucks on the side of the street.
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Who doesn't love street meat?
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I mean, I do my wife's entire dream of coming to New York City always so she could eat out of a street meat truck on Times Square. So we stumbled our way to Times Square and pet horse horses and ate street meat. And I was just thinking, for a woman that came here the first time, excited about a street meat truck, to coming back and selling out the 92 NY right here in the middle of New York City in New York, New York. I think that is a story that only God could be the author of. But speaking of authors, y' all received the first ever physical copies of the Bunny XO book tonight. And as much as I've enjoyed the show and I've enjoyed watching you sit up here and do what you do best, I said, I want to spend a little time talking about your book.
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Let's do it, baby.
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But I want to also start by saying, for those of y' all that wake up early in the morning, thanks for staying late, but if you're up early enough, my wife will be on Howard Stern in the Morning.
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I'm so excited. I brought. I write about Howard Stern in the book, and I know that people have their opinions on Howard now, but the Howard that I grew up with in the 90s is a icon.
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I love Howard now. I love you, Howard Stern. We love you, Howard. Thank you, love. But to see how much he inspired you and y' all will read this in the book to do what ended up becoming the Dumb Blonde podcast, which is one of the top five podcasts in America all the time, it made me think you might. I got a little note card here. I came prepared.
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This is special because my husband does not do like this. So you guys are getting him in rare form right now. He's never interviewed anybody, so I want
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y' all to know I've been. I've been reading the book and I had a rule, and this will be the first time I talk about this, that I did not want to read my wife's book until she was finished with it and it was sent into publishing because I wanted her to have the freedom to write about whatever she wanted to write about. I didn't want to be one of those husbands. Husbands that she felt like was looking over her shoulder or I didn't want to have an opinion about it. I just wanted her to have complete autonomy to tell her story with absolutely nothing to do with that. I hope somebody appreciates that.
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He's always been like that. Well, yeah.
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She sent me the first chapter and I was so excited. I went upstairs and I wanted to talk about it for hours. And right then I was like, this is me accidentally giving my opinion, and I don't want to give my opinion because my wife is a beautiful soul with a beautiful story, and I want to hear it straight from her. So with that being said, you can imagine when y' all start reading this thing, how surprised I was I didn't
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hold back when I talk about, whoa.
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There was so many holy moments for me as a husband in that book. There was so many moments there. Okay, there. First of all, it's a double edged sword. There was stuff that I knew about that I would watch you writing about on, like, page two, too. And I'd be like, there's no way she's starting this book with this story. And then I'm like, surely she won't tell the end of this story how it actually happened. This did it. Every single time. She blew my mind. And then there was things in the story that I. That I would learn about. We'll talk about in just a minute. But for you, going back and having to relive all of this, and this was years after you getting sober, years after you doing therapy, lots of hard work went into you even having the Courage to write a book like this. How. What was the. I couldn't imagine what the emotional state was, having to see all of it in black and white, though, like, having to read it back to yourself and make edits and make sure the story was right. Like, kind of just walk me through what that was for you, like, emotionally.
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Well, you know that I started writing this book in 2019, and when I started writing the book, I was like, I don't have, like a happy ending, you know, and I. We still don't have the happy ending. We have a happier ending, but we're still living our, you know, fairy tale. Our un. Fairy tale. And when I started writing it out, there would be times where I would write a chapter and I would have to not touch it for like three or four days because, you know, when you're reliving so much stuff. And I'm sure there's people out there who have had way worse lives than I have, and I couldn't even imagine what they would have to go through writing a book. So it was super cathartic. It was super healing in a way. And I'm like, so glad that I've got to put all of this into a book because now I can, like, finally close those chapters and literally my book drops on the day the Year of the Fire Horse starts. So tell me that's not, like, coincidence, dude. Like, that's so awesome that I get to leave all the. I get to shed my skin from Year of the Snake and go. And go move forward with Year of the Fire Horse. So I'm really happy about that.
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Early in the book, it quickly, your stepmother becomes. And I knew this about your life, obviously the main antagonist, my stepmom was my first bully. Yeah, for sure.
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Say it again.
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Yeah, fuck her. But it. But I think the question I wanted to ask too, and I think people, it was so interesting when we first got married and I learned about how abusive your stepmother was in that whole situation and how much therapy we did together because of different trauma triggers from me having mother issues and you having stepmother issues. And every now and then that can be a cocktail for an argument. And you do a little.
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You guys will learn. The first three years is a nightmare.
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And you do a little work and you figure out how to get through it. But what I also know is you then came into the role as a quote unquote step stepmother and absolutely became a mother. Absolutely knocked it out of the park. Absolutely changed that young woman's life. She would not be the woman this woman. This young lady is 17 and a half years old, fixing to go to college with a 4.0 GPA, getting offered everywhere she wants to go.
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And this is the first time I've really cried that Bailey always gets me.
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You deserve it though. So how do you. Was you able to take being in such a horrible mothering situation, never meeting your biological mother, having a shitty stepmother, then becoming a mother to an unexpected angel? How did you tell me the story? The through line between this so you're
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You have been the mother you never had. And I'm honored to have you in my life.
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I love you. Thank you for giving me the gift.
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I thought about this too. You. I mean, this book gets deep. Domestic violence, abuse, sexual abuse, drug addiction, crippling anxiety. And I bet there are women in here right now who have dealt with some of similar things right now that have been victims and some who. Who are still in a place where they can't clap yet, that are probably in this room. What would you say to them?
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That took my breath away, that statement to the ones that can't clap yet. I want you to know that you are so special, you are so loved, and your life is so much more important and that than being in a relationship or under somebody's thumb who is abusing you. And love does not have to hurt. I'm telling you, it is like the one thing that I had to learn, you know, even though we went through our pain and our trauma and stuff like that, I would to come out of the fire like we have and actually experience real true love and learning how. Learning how to love myself first so that I could love him properly. Like just get out and start focusing on you because you deserve so much more. You deserve a chance in life. He's over here. Teary eyed. My sweet baby.
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I've been so emotional all day. Anyways, my wife is. Has sold like 55, 60,000 books. She's one of the bestseller authors in the world right now. Literally. She is one of the bestselling authors in the world. Right now. And the book is not technically available until 10 o' clock in the morning when Amazon drops it off or Barnes and Nobles opens up. It's just so cool to watch that God would have a story that would have me winning three Grammys and you possibly being a New York Times bestseller within three weeks of each other. It's just so, so cool. How are you loving your first show? What do you think about this?
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Listen, when I first walked out here, guys, I was having a panic attack. And you guys have just loved me through this entire process. And now I'm like my. I'm self regulated and emotionally regulated. Let's sit. Let's sit here for like two more hours. They're like, no, we're hungry.
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Well, I'll tell you, I will say one more thing about the book I do want to talk about is early. I mean, you got me in chapter two. I, I think where you had. I knew the story about your stepmother and I knew about her violence. And I, you know, we had talked about that for hours in our relationship in therapy rooms. And what I never really heard about as much was Andy, which was your stepmother's sister. Talk a little bit about her.
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It's hard to talk about it when, you know, when you write it down and it's in a book, it's so hard. It's different than talking about it in front of people.
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But ain't that crazy that you write a whole book to go on tour? People be like, tell me what your book says.
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Like, just read it. So my, my stepmom had a sister named Andy, and she was younger, but now that I'm older, I can see that they were raised in an abusive home. And so they transferred their abuse onto me. And, you know, she was very violent with me at a young age and I couldn't, couldn't tell anybody. You know, she threatened to hurt me if I would tell anybody. Or, you know, one time she like, tried to kill my little sister in front of me. This is all in the book and I don't want to like, ruin it for you guys, but in the end, you know, her demons got her. And I'll let you guys, I'll save that for the book so you guys can read it. But like I said, you just, you can't treat kids bad and expect to live a good life. So that's why I advocate so much for children and. Yeah, because I was one of them.
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I love you.
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I love you too, baby.
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B
I am so, so proud of you.
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Yeah, I love you.
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This Is such a big deal on a Monday night in New York City. You're.
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I can't believe we're here. Like, I'm just like, thank you guys so much. Like, seriously. So, I mean, I think, you know, you're here and you are a three time Grammy award winning musician. Do we think Jelly Roll should sing us some songs? Well, I'm gonna get out of your way. Oh, and you guys, this is Andy. We love. He's single, ladies. He's also single.
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He prayed you with say that you
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guys hit Andy up after the show. I'm gonna get out of your way. Take him to church, baby.
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I promise y', all, she'll be right back. Can I just sing like one or two songs? I know some of y' all are like, sing some songs, Jelly. And some of y' all are like, if she don't come back in five minutes, we're leaving. And I respect that. That's awesome too. I love y', all, man. Thank y'. All. This is such a special night for me and my wife. I'm so honored to be here. How many of y' all are from the New York, New York area? Right here around here. How many of y' all flew in to see the show and said it? We'll see the Big Apple while we're there. Oh, beautiful, beautiful. Hit that thing one time. Let me just see what you got. I don't got nothing here. Can I get this in this ear? I got a little bit there, but if I can get a little bit of that guitar right here. Check, check, check, check. Look, guitar.
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Yep.
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We don't got no live guitar. Sorry, y'. All. We didn't rehearse. We didn't. We didn't rehearse. We wasn't ready. We're not trained professionals. I showed up as a plus one tonight. I didn't know I was singing till I got here.
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I love y', all, man.
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Have y' all enjoyed the show? I want y' all to know that we have cried twice today together. She's been. I was more nervous for her show than any show I. I think I've ever done. I took three poops before I came out here. I didn't even know I'd ate that much. You know what I'm saying? I mean, Somebody save me me from myself I spent so long living in
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hell
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they say my lifestyle is bad for my hair
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it's the only thing that seems to hell
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holler this drinking and smoking is hopeless but feel like it's all that I need Something inside of me's broken? I hold on to anything that sets me free? You know this. I'm up.
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A
Oh, baby, don't waste your time on
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B
me I'm so damaged beyond repair Life is shattered My hopes and my dreams? I'm a Yo, y' all sound good. Baby, don't waste your time on me I'm so damaged beyond repair? Life is shattered? My hopes and my dream.
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A
Yeah,
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B
I wasn't sure if I was going to sing this one, too, but this song was on the album that won the country album of the year for the Grammys. It's. I haven't got to talk about it, but that was special to me because to write an album about broken people and people that have came through sexual abuse and drug addiction and people that have came through traumas and from the bottom of the bottom and figured their way out. Albums that talk about like that normally don't end up winning Grammys, y'.
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All.
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B
This was a really big deal. Just like books that talk about what my wife's talking about don't normally sell this many books, y'. All. Thank y'.
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A
All.
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B
I am not okay I'm barely giving and by I'm losing track of days I'm losing sleep at night and I am not okay I'm hanging on the rails so if I say I'm fine Just know that I learned to hide it away
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A
I know I can be the only one who's holding on for the. But God knows I know when it's all said and done that I'm not okay
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B
I can't hear y'. All. It's not okay. Ain't that right, New York? 1, 2, 3, 4. I only talk to God when I need a favor and I only pray
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A
when I ain't got a prayer
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B
so who the hell am I? Who the hell am I to expect a savior? Oh, if I only talk to God When I need a thing Scream it to me I know amazing grace But I ain't been living the words I
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A
swear I spend more Sundays drunk off
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B
my Than I have in church Hardcover King James only been saving dust from the nightstand I don't know what to say by the time I fold my hand I only talk to God when
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A
I need a favor and I only pray when I hang out of prayer
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B
so the hands. Hanging in there Just barely throwing up Pray if you still there Lost family oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hanging in there just barely throwing up Prayers if you still there Lost family New York City.
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A
Sing this with me. I only talk to God When I need a favor and I hold it and pray When I ain't got a pray who the hell am I to
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B
accept the Savior if I only talk to God? When I need a famous.
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A
God I need a favor
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B
I said
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A
God, I I need a favor.
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B
For the
- [72:44]
A
Give it up for Jelly Roll, baby. You guys, thank you so much for coming out tonight. Thank you guys for being a part of my first show. I love you guys so much.
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B
You see the chachi shirt?
- [72:58]
A
Oh, she's got a chachi shirt. If you guys want me to sign your books, come start putting them right here and I'll sign your books. But thank you guys so much for coming out. I love you guys. Good night.
- [73:26]
B
You too soft for the summertime Got a new what drop Trapper slash rapper SL Bad snatching Come here, baby Mama mad she said you live like a bachelor so what? Soda 100 pounds and gave 10% to the pastor Keep going up the ladder, they mad, make them matter Told my son when I'm gone you going be.