Paris Dongs, Baby Turkeys & Fingered Faces

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast: Paris Dongs, Baby Turkeys & Fingered Faces
April 6, 2026
Host: Bunnie XO & Friends

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy, funny, and unfiltered episode, Bunnie XO (fresh off a facelift and still in recovery mode) brings together her crew—Jaime, Mimi, Mo, and Haley—for a wild, candid catch-up. The group dives into everything from Bunnie's intense facelift experience, hilarious dating app adventures (including a memorable Parisian “dong”), raising baby animals and rescuing a scarred barn cat, to viral TikToks, life on tour, and the whirlwind of press and new projects. As always, there’s no topic too embarrassing—all delivered in the cast’s signature raw, supportive, and irreverent style.

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Table of Contents

• Facelift Chronicles ([03:30]–[05:34], [43:43]–[46:44])
• Animal Antics & Rescue ([05:40]–[10:26])
• Haley’s Nashville Nightlife & Clumsy Escapades ([10:44]–[13:34])
• Parisian “Dong,” Bumble & Tour Dating Games ([16:00]–[26:10])
• TikTok Virality & Infidelity ([26:18]–[29:24])
• IVF Joy ([29:38]–[29:48])
• Facelift: The Real Story (Deep Dive) ([43:43]–[46:44])
• Press, TV, and Movie Announcements ([46:44]–[55:52])
• Plans, Milestones & Closing ([57:06]–end)

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Facelift Chronicles

Recovering Live on the Mic

• Bunnie is two weeks post-facelift, still painfully swollen and sore (“It hurts to smile.” [03:46]).
• Friends recount watching the footage of her surgery: “He like finger fucked your forehead. It was wild to watch.” – Mimi ([04:08]), to which Bunnie admits, “When I saw these videos...I look like Pennywise.” ([04:13])
• Swelling is so severe Bunnie can’t wear hats: “My head is so bulbous right now!” ([04:37])
• Hilarious banter as Mimi compares her to a hammerhead shark ([05:04]), and Haley jokes about her post-op chin multiples.
• Bunnie is committed to giving REAL info: “I was undersold on the facelifts…All my girlfriends…told me, ‘by day two you’re up and running’…No, I’m not. It was rough. The most brutal thing I’ve ever been through.” ([43:43])
• Wakes from anesthesia overheating and anxious: “Who the fuck has that much drugs in their system and asks for an ice pack?” ([34:51])
• Lymphatic massages are a game-changer for recovery ([40:30]).

Notable Quotes:

• “He literally is just lifting my face off the bone, dude. Like, I didn’t even know my face could come up that high.” – Bunnie ([32:43])
• “Smelled like pork rinds when he was burning some stuff.” – Mo ([32:50])
• “Kris Jenner goes, gets a facelift, hides for six months, and pops out on the red carpet looking snazzy and brand new. She didn’t show everything that’s really going on.” – Bunnie ([41:01])

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Animal Antics & Rescue

Mimi Becomes a Turkey Mom

• Mimi, dealing with a depressive episode, is cheered up by her partner Jason getting her two baby turkeys ([06:38]).
• Raises turkeys over chicks: “Turkeys are much better babies—chicks wreak havoc.” ([07:15])
• Shares a story about a childhood turkey that thought it was a dog (“Fred would bark…because he thought he was a dog.” – Bunnie, [08:14])
• Mimi explains bizarre turkey care—like burping them! ([08:38])

The Cat with a Skullet

• Mimi adopts a near-decapitated barn cat (“Cat was almost decapitated. You could see its skull.” – Bunnie, [10:02]), now nicknamed Scarface/Skullet ([10:24]).

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Haley’s Nashville Nightlife & Clumsy Escapades

• Haley falls in dramatic fashion after a night at Good Night Nashville, needing help from a couple she just told to make out ([11:26]).
• Her notorious “falling” habit becomes a running joke: “She has to announce that she’s fallen and that she’s hurt.” – Bunnie ([12:02])
• As Mimi says, “You fall like a grandma.” ([12:13])

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Parisian "Dong," Bumble & Tour Dating Games

Dating App Funnies & the Mystery Frenchman

• Haley’s adventures on Bumble in LA lead to a match with a handsome French guy, who later sends her an unsolicited (but “giant”) dick pic ([16:00]–[21:04]).
• Bunnie pushes for more details, obsessed with hands as a size predictor: “That’s one of my big things… I can’t handle a big bear. Not happening, huh?” ([18:50])
• They dissect sexting, foreign phone codes, and the hierarchy of “Travel Dongs.”
• The debate about FaceTiming her Parisian suitor: “Do it while we’re on the podcast! If he’s got a high pitched voice, we are going in.” – Bunnie ([21:58])
• “All I know is have you guys seen those big slabs of salami at the deli…that’s what his dong looked like.” – Bunnie ([22:41])

Swiping Game on Tour

• The group plays a game on Bumble/Tinder during tour to guess which profiles are concert fans ([16:44]–[17:43]).

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TikTok Virality & Infidelity

• Discussion about the viral "lineman rodeo" TikTok—where a married man is caught canoodling on camera, with his grandma and wife both commenting on the post ([26:18]–[27:45]).
• “Men don’t care…they’ll just shove that finger in another woman.” – Bunnie ([26:59])

Social Media Habits

• The group compares how many TikToks they've favorited/saved—Haley topping 110,000 ([30:08]), causing everyone else to be shocked/exasperated.

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IVF Joy

• Bunnie’s IVF friend Jill finds out she’s pregnant after a long struggle: "She just found out she's pregnant." – Bunnie ([29:38])
• The room erupts in support: “We’re so excited for you!” ([29:07])

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Facelift: The Real Story (Deep Dive)

• Recap of the emotional and physical toll, including severe swelling, anxiety, and the importance of lymphatic massages.
• Bunnie reiterates: “I’m not complaining, but I’m gonna always give you the real, because this is exactly the reality of getting a facelift.” ([41:01])
• Debunks plastic surgery glamorization.

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Press, TV, and Movie Announcements

Late Night & Press Tours

• Recent press blitz after book release, including appearances on Jimmy Kimmel and Kelly Clarkson ([46:53]); Jimmy Kimmel personally requested her after hearing her on Stern ([47:55]).
• “I always thought I wanted to be in TV…but with streaming you can go deeper. I just want to kind of—put my hooks in you…not impersonal.” – Bunnie ([48:32])

Dream Projects: The Movie

• Announcing production of a movie about her life, executive produced by Bunnie herself in partnership with David Glasser ([54:23]).
• “I can’t believe we’re about to make a movie about my life.” ([54:23])
• Plans to involve her daughter Liv and retain editorial control ([54:35])

Book on NYT Bestseller List

• “The book has been on New York Times Bestseller list for five weeks in a row, three times at number one…” – Bunnie ([57:06])
• Discusses why she got her facelift at 46 for “preventative” reasons ([57:26])

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Plans, Milestones & Closing

• Excited talk about upcoming tour, potential Kentucky Derby trip, and going all-out with dark, gothic derby outfits ([58:19]).
• “I want the craziest looking derby outfit and hat to wear.” – Bunnie ([58:44])
• Heartfelt expressions of gratitude for listeners, friends, and her team as the episode winds down.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “You have to react and make—how did the two turkeys come about?” – Bunnie to Mimi ([06:35])
• “Why do they flap it around?…If I had one…I'd hang stuff off of it.” – Bunnie ([22:54])
• “Do you have all the time—do you helicopter?” (on penis party tricks) – Mo & Mimi ([23:18])
• “I did the whole shebang…once and never again, ever again.” – Bunnie on deep plane facelift ([46:42])
• “This is like—what is it called when you go in to train?…Intern! I get to intern with David Glasser.” – Bunnie ([55:52])

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Episode Timeline (Selective Major Segments)

• Facelift banter & process: [03:30], [43:43]–[46:44]
• Baby turkeys, animal stories: [05:40]–[10:26]
• Haley’s injury story & Nashville tales: [10:44]–[13:34]
• Bumble, Tour, Parisian dong: [16:00]–[26:10]
• TikTok infidelity rodeo: [26:18]–[29:24]
• IVF friend pregnancy news: [29:38]
• Facelift realities and healing: [43:43], [41:01]–[42:43]
• Kimmel/Stern & press tour: [46:44]–[55:52]
• Book, Movie, Derby plans, wrap-up: [57:06]–end

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Language and Tone:
Unapologetically raunchy, self-deprecating, loving, candid, and full of inside jokes. The group lifts each other up while roasting and relating in equal measure.

Final Takeaway:
Come for the outrageous stories—stay for the honesty, laughter, friendship, and a raw look behind glamour's curtain.

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For more unfiltered, real-life comedy and wild conversations, catch "Dumb Blonde" every week with Bunnie XO and her coven of fearless friends.

Transcript

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[Bunny]

Is this thing on?

[Jaime]

What's up, you sexy?

[Bunny]

Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde Post Facelift edition. So if you guys see me all stiff necked over here, it's because I can't move my head and it hurts to smile, so.

[Mimi]

Oh, does it hurt to smile?

[Bunny]

It hurts to smile.

[Jaime]

How are you guys?

[Mimi]

Oh, we're doing great. Your face, like, you look so beautiful.

[Bunny]

Oh, I love you. It's definitely been a process. We'll get into it though. You guys had to watch it the entire time. Should we insert little clips of the bloody of my face?

[Haley]

The inside of your face?

[Mimi]

Inside of your face?

[Bunny]

Yeah. It was crazy, right?

[Haley]

For me.

[Mimi]

Yeah. He like finger fucked your forehead. It was wild to watch.

[Bunny]

Dude, I've never seen my. Listen, I got a fucking six head, okay? I have a six head. We all know that. When I saw these videos of me getting surgery, my forehead, I look like Pennywise, like it wanted to inject your

[Mimi]

forehead and your forehead just like exploded like this.

[Bunny]

Okay.

[Mo]

Breathing.

[Bunny]

But do you know that my head is still swollen? I can't even wear a hat right now. Like really? Okay. So normally when I wear a hat and I don't have extensions in, it's all the way closed. Like on the last latch. You know what I'm talking about? How it's like because I wear trucker hats, I have to open it all the way up to the. To where it's on one latch because my head is so bulbous right now. What? Yeah, it's still so swollen. It went down a lot. But I mean we're still dealing with alien head over here immediately after.

[Mimi]

You look like a hammerhead shark. It was a little scary looking.

[Haley]

It was scary.

[Bunny]

Don't make me laugh. I can't even sneeze. Have you tried to yawn with a 5? With 5 chins? It's terrible. Dude. I know. I'm telling you, that's.

[Mimi]

No, yours isn't. No, yours is, like, hard.

[Bunny]

I know it.

[Mimi]

It's like mine are squishy. Yours. Like, it's like. I know there's not anything in there, but it feels like you have, like, something right there. It's crazy feeling.

[Bunny]

Dude, should we just talk about the facelift? I mean, that's what we're talking about. Yeah. How are you guys? Enough about me. Let's talk about you really quick, though.

[Mimi]

I got two turkeys, a broken toe.

[Bunny]

You're the crazy bird lady. Crazy ass bird lady right now. Like, no.

[Mimi]

What did you say on my comments the other day? He.

[Mo]

I said it's. It's been a week and you already have two other animal species.

[Bunny]

I want another cow so bad. Like, I'm having, like, a little girl. I know. I want one so bad. I'm trying to hold off till we move to the new property, but I'm telling you right now, it's springtime. I'm feeling the little nugget that I just want to kiss and hug and

[Jaime]

crunch is great and all.

[Bunny]

And, like, he's cool to cuddle when he's laying hand down, but, man, that dude's a dick. Like, he's such a. And s' More will not let me touch him anymore.

[Mimi]

What happened?

[Bunny]

I don't know what happened. I have no idea what happened. He will not let me because you

[Haley]

were gone for so long. He's just like, who is this?

[Bunny]

That is sad. I never even thought of it that way.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Oh, my God.

[Mimi]

You have to react and make.

[Bunny]

How did the two turkeys come about?

[Mimi]

Yeah. I've been in, like, a depression episode since, like, December, and Jason's trying everything in the world to make me happy.

[Bunny]

Why? I didn't know you were depressed.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Jaime]

How did I not know you were depressed?

[Bunny]

You tell me. Every time you're depressed, this happens.

[Mimi]

So he was like. He. We were at tractor squad the other day, and I was like, those two turkeys are alone. Like, they don't have any family. And then he was like, hey, I have to go get sweet feed for Pablo. Do you want to go? And I was like, no, I'm good. And he came home and he, like, opened the trunk, and I was like, you got me a barbecue pit? Because I've been wanting a barbecue pit for the front yard. And I Was like, oh, thank God. I thought you were gonna get me chickens. I didn't know how we were gonna take care of them.

[Bunny]

Oh, plot twist.

[Mimi]

He goes, could you get the stuff out of the front seat? And I open it, and I was like, what are they? And luckily, they were turkeys. Turkeys are much better babies than chicks. Chicks, like, wreak havoc. And I'm talking like, my chicks will empty the brooder. My.

[Bunny]

What the does empty in the brooder mean?

[Mimi]

They're like.

[Bunny]

They literally dig for the people who aren't hicks.

[Mimi]

They're just like. They'll tip over their feed and they'll dump out all their water and they'll fill their water full of chips.

[Bunny]

Like, they're like, toddler.

[Mimi]

Yes. And turkeys, if they get something in their water, they take it out there. What?

[Bunny]

I mean, I'll take two.

[Mimi]

And their food is. And they're clean. Oh, they're so sweet. And, like, they keep buffing up to each other and stuff. And, like, it's. I really like turkeys.

[Bunny]

I told you about Fred, right?

[Mimi]

You had a big turkey.

[Bunny]

I didn't. My memo did. My memaw. My baby in Texas had this fucking

[Jaime]

turkey named Fred, and he thought he was a dog.

[Mimi]

So.

[Bunny]

So every time I would go and visit in Texas. Crockett, Texas. Shout out. Crockett, Texas. Anytime I would go out there for the summer, Fred would be there, and I would go out on the farm in the morning, and he would just be strutting around, and he would be. He'd bark because he thought he was a dog. Yeah, turkeys are really smart, man.

[Mimi]

That's what everyone has commented. They're like, you're going to love it. It's like having another dog.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Have you seen the lady on Instagram that burps her turkeys?

[Haley]

No, not on turkey.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I'm not on bird talk.

[Mimi]

Yeah, she burps them. I didn't know how to burp them, unless it's crows.

[Bunny]

Then that's a whole other story.

[Mimi]

But, yeah, that's crazy. So.

[Bunny]

So she pats him on the back.

[Mimi]

No, she squeezes him.

[Bunny]

Is that humane? What are we doing?

[Mimi]

Because they. They can ingest a lot of, like, air, so they get, like, really tight. And so he'll go. She'll go burp her turkey.

[Bunny]

Oh, my goodness.

[Mimi]

It's actually sweet because it's like, burp.

[Bunny]

Oh, God, don't make me laugh. Oh, my God.

[Mimi]

Yeah. And then we got a cat. We rescued a cat.

[Haley]

So cat story is wild, though.

[Bunny]

The cat story.

[Mimi]

You're going have to go watch that, cuz that's long. Yeah.

[Bunny]

Mimi did a cat story on her Tik Tok. So go watch her over on Crunchy.

[Mimi]

Nine minutes.

[Bunny]

Is it Crunchy Muffin still on Tik Tok. Okay. Yeah. Go watch her over there on Tik Tok. But that pisses me off. The people who. So, short story is Mimi asked, were these friends?

[Mimi]

No, it was just like a local Facebook group.

[Bunny]

Okay. A local Facebook group. She asked for a barn cat.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

And these people give her this cat, saying that they trapped it earlier in the day overnight.

[Mimi]

Overnight, they said. Yeah.

[Bunny]

And the cat. Cat was almost decapitated.

[Mimi]

It's like you could see its skull, to be completely honest. Like, you could see.

[Bunny]

That's wrong. Dude. He. I know. I know now why you call him Scarface too. Because when you put the video of him or the camera on his face, like, his whole little face is scarred up. That dude's lived a hard life.

[Mimi]

Oh, yeah. Like, he doesn't even, like, have hair here. Like, I know you can tell.

[Bunny]

Like, that cat, he's got a skullet.

[Mimi]

He does have a stolen. Oh, my God, he's got a skull. Exactly. Always the same.

[Bunny]

What the hell, dude? Like, yeah, I know. Figures your cat would come with a skull.

[Mimi]

It pre. Sculleted.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Welcome to the family.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Haley, what have you been up to?

[Mimi]

Show me your knee.

[Bunny]

Looking at dicks from Paris?

[Haley]

No, I fell. Me and tequila don't mix.

[Bunny]

And.

[Mimi]

But tell the story of how, first

[Bunny]

and foremost, if you guys ever want to meet Haley, you just go to Good Night Nashville every weekend because she's another every week on my floor once every two months. Listen, if we're home, she's there.

[Mimi]

She's there.

[Bunny]

Yeah. That's her comfort zone. So make sure you go to the Bunny XO floor on Goodnight Nashville, because this will be there. People tag me in pictures with you? Yeah, all the time.

[Mimi]

You're like, we don't go there. Yeah, Very rarely. This one you want to meet and greet?

[Bunny]

Yeah, she's there.

[Haley]

Nothing else to do.

[Bunny]

Line it up.

[Haley]

Yeah, but I was walking to my Uber and there was this couple on, like, the corner of the street. And I guess they were both attractive. So I was like, you guys are hot. You guys should make out. Like you guys need to be together. And then I just hit the curb.

[Bunny]

And for people who don't know, that's Haley's steez. Dude. Like, she can't. If she drinks, she's more than falling. She's fallen somewhere and when she falls, it's. It's like the most ungraceful thing, and she has to announce that she's falling and that she has fallen and she's hurt.

[Haley]

Everyone has to know.

[Bunny]

Yeah, everybody has to know. It's just. It's a whole scene every time you fall sober, too.

[Mo]

You're such a grandma

[Bunny]

about it because it's. You fall like a grandma.

[Haley]

Yeah, I'm a little dramatic, too. Like, I gotta. You know, like, you have to lay there for a little bit just so people know.

[Bunny]

Just so people rush over. Yeah.

[Haley]

The couple literally helped me into my Uber.

[Mimi]

She said they picked her up under her arms.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Meanwhile, I'm, like, hurting so bad.

[Mo]

She's like, give me a spray.

[Mimi]

Did you have your platforms on?

[Haley]

Yep.

[Mimi]

That's why.

[Haley]

That's what it is.

[Bunny]

Literally, anytime you see Haley, ask her to lift her pant leg up, she has bruises on her knees, but she

[Mimi]

has straight taken out of her.

[Haley]

Yeah, I have a tattoo that's completely taken out because I fell on tour one time in Ohio.

[Mimi]

Oh, I remember.

[Bunny]

I remember. She didn't let us not hear about it for a week. Dude.

[Haley]

Yeah, that was bad.

[Mimi]

No, that one was.

[Haley]

Do you remember when I also fell on tour in Salt Lake behind the

[Mimi]

stage on that ramp?

[Haley]

That one hurt. Remember that?

[Mimi]

I thought I fell one time on tour, and I. When I say my whole body slapped the ground.

[Bunny]

That's the worst. That's the worst. When you hit the ground, you bounce.

[Haley]

So did mine, but mine was backstage. It was in front of Brantley Gilbert. No, Chase Rice. Oh, right in front of Chase. And I was like. I just got up and kept walking.

[Bunny]

Chase. Didn't he just retire from country music or something? Yeah, yeah, he said he retired. Don't quote me on that, but I'm pretty sure that he said headlines, so. Yeah, please. Headlines. Don't grab that. I don't know for sure this is not factual, but I'm pretty sure I saw him say something like he's retiring from country music for a little bit or taking a break. Maybe he's not retiring. Maybe he's maybe crazy because I.

[Mimi]

Didn't we just see his tour buses when we were at practice or something.

[Bunny]

Chase Rice.

[Haley]

That's Bailey Zimmerman.

[Bunny]

No, that was. Yeah, that was two completely different people. Yeah, one's way older.

[Mimi]

My bad, guys.

[Bunny]

One is way. One's older.

[Mimi]

My bad.

[Jaime]

Okay, can we talk about how unhinged

[Bunny]

online shopping has gotten for a second?

[Jaime]

Like, why do I have 47 different logins, all with passwords? I swear I've never seen in my life. And every time I go to check out, it's like, reset, password, verify code. Stand on one leg and spin around. I'm over it. But then you see that little purple button at checkout, and you already know it's about to be easy. No digging for your wallet, no remembering passwords, no drama. You just tap it and boom, you're done.

[Bunny]

That right there, elite behavior, that's Shopify.

[Jaime]

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[Bunny]

why don't you tell everybody about your little France prince?

[Haley]

Well, I didn't know he was French. When I match with him, I was on Bumble when I was in la. I've already deleted it.

[Bunny]

I talked her into getting on Bumble while they were out there.

[Haley]

I was like, I never met up with anyone, though.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I feel like when we're traveling, that is the perfect time for you guys to be getting dong. When I say you guys, I'm talking

[Haley]

about ever do it right.

[Mimi]

Have you seen her swipe, though?

[Bunny]

No, I've not. Well, the one time. And also when I'm talking about Bumble, I'm talking about Mo and Haley. I'm always trying to get them. Dick. I did see her swipe the one time when we were trying to guess Jelly Roll and Brantley Gilbert fans.

[Mimi]

I watch this bitch swipe and it's

[Bunny]

like, listen, hold on real quick. Let me elaborate on that, because we all Right. Listen, guys, it was like three or

[Haley]

four years ago too.

[Bunny]

When we're on tour, we like to have fun. So we make Haley or whoever's single at the time, get on Bumble or Tinder or wherever and we try to figure out who's there for the concert. So it depends on who we're traveling with.

[Haley]

It always checks out, cuz you scroll to the bottom and it shows. They're like top artists and we're always right.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have not lost that game ever.

[Haley]

No.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

My favorite game ever.

[Mimi]

Oh, so we have to do that with Post Malone now?

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do.

[Mimi]

Okay.

[Haley]

I'll get it back for.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I'll get it back for tour this year.

[Bunny]

Are we going out for the Post tour? We might be going out for the Big Ass Shed tour.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Bunny]

I don't know. Whatever. I don't. I never. My husband is on so much all the time. I never know what he's doing.

[Haley]

I still feel we should do it for that tour though too.

[Bunny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think we are going to come out to the Little Ass Shed tour. I don't think we're going to make any Post Malone dates because we did that last year and I'm exhausted. Also, Postie runs a really tight ship and it's just hard to move around backstage and like, it's just not a relaxed environment. Whereas with my husband, we come one, come all, you know, everyone's backstage. Everybody's backstage. It's easy to move around. It's our. It's. I like.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So it's just like one big family back there.

[Mimi]

No.

[Bunny]

No disrespect to Post, but he has to run a type because he's Malone.

[Haley]

We didn't see him or talk to him one time.

[Bunny]

No.

[Mimi]

No, that was wild.

[Bunny]

No, we never saw him on tour. Like, he literally shows up, does his job and then I don't know where he goes. We never know.

[Mimi]

Mysterious.

[Bunny]

Now you see him, now you don't. He's like magic man.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So anyways, back to this dong that you made me see. Yeah. Haley has a knack for finding dudes who have the biggest penises I've ever seen. I mean, she does. She's a size queen and does not even like. It's crazy. You just pick them out.

[Haley]

I can just see it.

[Bunny]

I don't know. I'm the opposite of a size queen.

[Haley]

The hands and the nose. Yeah, hands in the nose. I'm telling you. And I'm always right.

[Bunny]

I love guys hands. I have. That's one of my big things that, like, attracts me to any man is their hands.

[Mimi]

Really.

[Bunny]

I've always been so obsessed with a man's hands.

[Mimi]

I don't think I look at hands.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I do.

[Mimi]

Really?

[Bunny]

Does your dad have nice hands?

[Haley]

Look at my dad's hands.

[Bunny]

So Bill. Bill had really nice hands, and he always manicured his. His nails, and he had great nail beds. Remember when my nails started growing out naturally, I was like, I have Bill Carter nail beds. Like, that's how much I've always paid attention to hands. I can't handle. Handle a big bear. Not happening, huh?

[Haley]

Short fingers.

[Bunny]

You like short fingers?

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Bunny]

Me. That's a bear paw. Yeah. I'm telling you, I hate it.

[Haley]

I'm not saying it's related.

[Bunny]

They're just, like, self conscious right now.

[Mimi]

Every dude listening to this is like,

[Bunny]

okay, so I need to go get my nails manicured.

[Haley]

Oh, listen, let me see your hand.

[Bunny]

Yeah, turn them around. We don't want to see the hand. Yeah, that's what we. You got nice hands. You do have nice hands.

[Mimi]

Got soft skin and nice hands. That's crazy.

[Bunny]

Yeah, me and Jaime have soft. We're the Soft Skin gang.

[Mimi]

You guys are so soft. It's kind of crazy. Baby seals.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Anyways, back to the story.

[Haley]

She's gonna keep getting off subject.

[Bunny]

No.

[Haley]

So I met this. I match with this, like, six, five, like, tall, dark hair, blue eyes.

[Bunny]

Perfect.

[Haley]

And we talked a little bit. And then once I got back to Nashville is when I was like, yo, I'm deleting this. You want my number or not? And he was like, oh, I never got on here. Whatever gave me his number. And it started with like, 4.

[Mimi]

4.

[Haley]

So I was like, why does. Why is this area code 44? I look it up, it's London 44 plus, right? Yeah, it's like plus 44. And I even, like, checked it out with my guy friend from London. He's like, oh, yeah, that's a real number. Because I thought I was getting scammed at first. And. Yeah, so we talked a little bit. And he's French, but he lives in London.

[Mimi]

And wait, so how did you match with him then?

[Haley]

He was in LA when we were in la.

[Bunny]

He's already back traveling, but Travel dong.

[Mimi]

Travel thong.

[Bunny]

Oh, we love a good travel dong.

[Mimi]

So it's big. The picture come about.

[Bunny]

No. And then say what you said earlier. So he sent her this dick pic, and he wants to FaceTime with her so bad.

[Haley]

I'm scared to FaceTime because he's. Okay, first of all, I mean he, he texts fine, but like what if there's a language barrier and what if he has like a really high pitched. Like

[Mimi]

if it's like grown ups ladies.

[Bunny]

He's like

[Mimi]

every time he comes, that's what he does.

[Bunny]

Oh God, I'm scared. He sounds like that when he comes.

[Mimi]

Just gives it to you.

[Bunny]

God.

[Haley]

I think I could overlook his voice though, cuz he's. I don't know. I'm so scared to FaceTime though.

[Bunny]

Just do it. Do it while we're on the podcast.

[Mo]

I have a question.

[Bunny]

Do it while we're on the podcast cuz if he's got a high pitched voice, we are going in. Dude, please just say hey. I just want to say hi.

[Haley]

Nope.

[Bunny]

I'm terrified.

[Haley]

Terrified.

[Bunny]

So you what, you'd rather just have a fantasy?

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

He's gonna think you're fake then if you don't get on there, he's gonna think you're a scam artist. That's fine.

[Mimi]

What's your question?

[Haley]

He lives in London. I'll never see him.

[Mo]

So you. I always want to confirm that.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Mo]

You know what his dick looks like before. You know what his voice sounds like?

[Haley]

He sent it. I didn't ask.

[Mo]

I know, but that's clarifying.

[Mimi]

How do you. Was this. His face wasn't in it. So how do you know it's him?

[Haley]

Well, he sent another one of his body and it looks exactly the same.

[Bunny]

Oh. So we don't even know. But he's pushing to FaceTime her, so obviously.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Yeah. All I know is have you guys seen those big slabs of salami that are at the deli that they're like, they're wrapped though. That's what his dong looked like. I mean like it. It had some weight on it.

[Mimi]

It literally said.

[Bunny]

Yeah. And it was just flopping around. Like. Why do you guys do that? Why do they flap it around like. I would if I had one. I mean, I'd hang stuff off of it.

[Mo]

Do you have all the time.

[Haley]

Got it.

[Mo]

And that's not even a joke. It's just the one. You have ears.

[Bunny]

Like it's like a tail. Okay.

[Mimi]

In the front.

[Bunny]

Don't ever do that in front of. Don't do those.

[Mimi]

Do you helicopter?

[Mo]

No, I'll do like the leg thing where it slaps the legs.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I would do that. I'd purposely give myself boners just so I could hang stuff off of it. Like I would want to see like how Much stuff I could hang off of it before.

[Mimi]

Have you seen that dude on Instagram that does that?

[Bunny]

What is your fyp, dude?

[Mo]

What do you think a boner feels like as a woman?

[Bunny]

Oh, probably like when our clits swell up and throb, but bigger.

[Mo]

Never thought about that, but on the

[Bunny]

outside of our body.

[Haley]

That'd be weird.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Does it pulsate?

[Mo]

Yeah, it's like a. Yeah.

[Haley]

Oh, don't like that.

[Bunny]

You guys. Laughing hurts. Okay, please stop. Please stop. Just tell us what it feels like, Jaime.

[Mimi]

It throbs.

[Mo]

It just. Yeah, it definitely throbs. It's like a.

[Bunny]

What does it feel like when it enters a vagina?

[Mo]

The best feeling ever. It's like. It's like sliding into like something that got out of the dryer. Like a nice warm, like.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Mimi]

I just put these pants on from the dryer and I thought to myself how great it felt.

[Mo]

Yep.

[Mimi]

That's what boners.

[Mo]

It's like in vaginas feel like you just. A smooth release. You're just like, wow, this is amazing.

[Mimi]

I get it. I kind of want.

[Bunny]

Can you feel the ridges inside of a vagina? Because, you know, all vaginas have ridges on. Just feel like a warm ribbed for your pleasure.

[Mo]

Yes, I think. I think so. Yeah. Because you do. Yeah. I gotta pay more attention.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Okay. I need you to go home and Brooke tonight and then get back to us. Brooke, thank you for letting us. Thank you for letting us use your vagina for our.

[Haley]

I would. I would like to know.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I mean, I have so many questions because as a woman, like, we know what it feels like to be entered.

[Mo]

Yeah. What does it feel like to be entered sometimes?

[Bunny]

It depends.

[Haley]

Depends on the size.

[Bunny]

It depends. It depends on how wet you are. It depends on how hard they are. Is how hard they are. It depends if they're trying to.

[Mimi]

Like. If you're trying to tuck it in. No. No. Is that hard enough? If it like. Have you ever, like whiskey dick where

[Bunny]

it's like slightly hard to fold the penis in? Just give up at that time.

[Haley]

I would give up.

[Mimi]

Whiskey dick noodle dick.

[Bunny]

No.

[Mimi]

Pisses me off. They're just. They're kind of trying to shove it in.

[Bunny]

No. That you give up at that point or just suck it until it gets hard. Right. If it can. If not.

[Haley]

Can't.

[Bunny]

But if. Okay, listen, if all things are. Are going great. You're soaking wet. He's got a nice sized penis. It feels amazing. It feels like heaven. As soon like you said, as soon as they enter. You're just like, oh, my God.

[Mimi]

Warm clothes from a dryer.

[Bunny]

It also like, we can feel it in our cervix too. So if you're like hitting the cervix. Sex.

[Mo]

That hurts.

[Haley]

Yeah, sometimes it hurts.

[Mo]

Wouldn't know.

[Bunny]

I mean, I like it. Yeah.

[Mimi]

I feel like Jason tilted my cervix the other day. That hurts so bad.

[Mo]

Jason.

[Bunny]

What the dog. Hey, Jason. I love that.

[Mimi]

Talking about travel dick. Did you guys see the tick tock that's going viral right now of the lineman rodeo?

[Bunny]

Yes, I just grabbed that last night.

[Mimi]

Dude, his grandma's in the comments.

[Bunny]

I didn't see grandma. I saw his wife was in the comments. What's Granny saying?

[Mimi]

Granny was like, I'm so. And then put his legal name. I was like, grandma. And I'm mad at him too.

[Bunny]

How embarrassed? Well, first of all, the dude was disrespectful. He was kissing on the girl. He deserves it.

[Mimi]

You had your ring tattooed on, bro. Like, stupid.

[Bunny]

That's why you never tattoo a ring on like. Come on, I'm. Men don't care. Men don't care. They will.

[Mimi]

That was crazy.

[Bunny]

Shove that finger in another woman. They don't care.

[Haley]

He saw her recording.

[Mimi]

Yeah, he saw her recording is what he looked right at the camera like you.

[Bunny]

But he also looked like he got caught because he was like up in her face kissing her and like, they were like canoodling. And then he saw the camera and he was kind of like, oh, he was still smiling.

[Haley]

I don't know.

[Mimi]

Yeah, it seemed like he didn't care.

[Bunny]

Okay, but did you not see the other comment that's in there too of a girl who said, oh, I ran into him at a concert at concert a few weeks earlier and had like a picture of him with a.

[Mimi]

With a blonde lady?

[Bunny]

So I've heard linemen. These are oilmen, right?

[Mimi]

Linemen, power lines and.

[Bunny]

Right. I've heard linemen, oilmen. All of those guys are kind of like. That's what they do.

[Mimi]

They're away on the road.

[Bunny]

Right. They're away from their wives for long periods of time and, you know.

[Mimi]

Yeah, happens ones that go to like the fields for like months on end and like the.

[Mo]

They work long hours.

[Mimi]

Yes. Anyone who's like, away from work for long periods of time.

[Mo]

Yeah, I got friends who do it. So they. They work a lot.

[Bunny]

Yeah. I literally just got on that side of tick tock last night and I

[Mimi]

was just like, yeah, well, it had came in the beginning of the day and I favored it. Because I was like, oh, I gotta circle back tonight.

[Haley]

And.

[Mimi]

Sure.

[Bunny]

Is that what happens when you favorite a video? It comes back to you?

[Mimi]

No, no, I just. So I could, like, yeah, it's in. It's saved. So I can go in there and I, like, looked, and that's when the wife's comment popped up.

[Haley]

Do you not save videos?

[Bunny]

No, I. If I, like, somebody is something and I'm trying, do it. I'll like it. Save it. Repost.

[Haley]

I save every video.

[Mimi]

Ask her how many favorites she has.

[Bunny]

I don't even know how many I have. How do you find it?

[Mimi]

I think we should go look at how many favorites we have, because.

[Haley]

You know why I do it, though, is because sometimes I'll go back to a video.

[Bunny]

Oh, my God. My girl Jill. Jill from. She's my IVF friend that I. Okay, you guys. Hey, you're on the podcast right now, so my friend Jill, who's my IVF buddy, who we're, like, in this whole thing together, she just found out she's pregnant.

[Mimi]

Yay. Congratulations.

[Bunny]

We're so excited for you. That's gonna be on this week's podcast. I'm so excited for you. I'll text you later. Bye. That is so sweet, dude. Oh, my God, she's been trying so hard. She's been on the same journey as we have for years. Years and years and years.

[Mimi]

Oh, I know that feeling.

[Bunny]

Okay, how do I find these?

[Mimi]

Okay, so you go to your page, and then that little tab, the favorited tab, Is that the.

[Mo]

The little next to the heart?

[Bunny]

Yeah, it's down and it tells you.

[Mimi]

And so at the top you'll see posts, and next to post, it'll tell me how many you favorited. Like, I have, like, 1800 sounds saved in my posts.

[Haley]

They only have, like, 600.

[Bunny]

So I think this says 4,000 videos.

[Mimi]

Yeah, 4,000 favorited.

[Bunny]

4 4, 4, 4, 4,4, 4 2.

[Mimi]

Oh, I have 4,471.

[Bunny]

Oh, and then the sounds I have saved is 4,163.

[Mimi]

Haley, how many do you have favorited?

[Haley]

A hundred and eleven, zero zero zero.

[Bunny]

Haley, you know what? You need to clear your cachet. Okay.

[Haley]

I should. I don't think.

[Bunny]

Have you ever done that?

[Haley]

Five times.

[Bunny]

You need to clear that.

[Haley]

Yeah, but, like. Okay, so do you ever come across a video you've seen before and your like's gone?

[Mimi]

Yeah, all the time.

[Haley]

Yeah, that's why I save it.

[Bunny]

Because it'll.

[Haley]

The, like will be gone, but the save will still be there.

[Bunny]

Yeah, no, I.

[Haley]

That's how I know if I've seen a video.

[Bunny]

That's a lot, friend. Yeah, that's a lot.

[Haley]

But you're off every single time. And online I am currently.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

That's crazy.

[Bunny]

All right, so moving on, let's talk about the barbaric I just went through. First and foremost, I would like to tell everybody that Dr. Gold is an amazing doctor. Obviously, this is two weeks out post facelift. I still can't laugh. I'm still in a lot of pain. I still feel like my throat's closing right now as we talk. But anything I say in this podcast does not reflect on his work. This is just me telling the truth about my experience with a facelift. And you guys know I'm never going to hold back on telling you guys the truth because I feel like I was undersold on the facelifts. All my girlfriends who have had facelifts, which there's quite a few of you has told me, oh, by day two, you're gonna be up and running around one week after. You're gonna be great. No, no, I'm not. I'm not great. And it was a. It was. It was rough. It was the most brutal thing I've ever been through in my life. And I don't think people talk about plastic surgery enough. Like, yes, we glamorize it. And yes, I love plastic surgery, but I can't wait to get the off this ride. I want to be back to my normal self. Granted, it's only been two weeks. I have zero patience. I just want to get back to my normal life. Okay, but let's do the day of. Of. So I go in, My team's with me. I have Jaime, Mimi, Haley, Momo. Everybody's there. It's a whole fucking Bobby Bobarino. Love her. Shout out to our nurse, Bobby. We go in. I go in to get the surgery. Mimi and Jaime are in there, the entire surgery, watching me from the minute I get put to sleep to the minute I wake up. And, dude, I saw videos of my face, and he literally is just lifting my face off the bone, dude. Like, I didn't even know my face could come up that high. It's so crazy that it looks like.

[Mimi]

Smell like pork rinds.

[Bunny]

It smelled like pork rinds when he

[Mo]

was burning some stuff. Yeah, there was some heat. Like, heat and flesh was the smell.

[Mimi]

Pork rinds mixed with.

[Mo]

So you smell like pork rinds when you're heated up.

[Mimi]

So I get what you mean when you say that morgues smell like refried Beans. Like the cremation. I get it now. Yeah, I smelt it.

[Bunny]

My face was cremated. That's terrible.

[Haley]

I saw the inside of your cheek.

[Mo]

We got to smell you.

[Mimi]

Let me paint a picture. Also is like, I can't handle.

[Bunny]

Which by the way, I smell way better than that.

[Mimi]

I can't handle this very well. So I'm like, this recording.

[Bunny]

You guys are troopers for being in there the entire time.

[Mimi]

And then I FaceTime them so they can watch.

[Haley]

I'm like, this on FaceTime.

[Bunny]

Like, eating steak watching it. She's so crazy.

[Mimi]

Loved it.

[Haley]

Crazy Mo's like, give the face the phone to me if you're not gonna watch. I'm like, no. Her freaking cheek is overlapping her ear right now.

[Bunny]

I'm good.

[Mimi]

That was crazy.

[Bunny]

Mo's getting a facelift next. She wants one. She deserves one. Mo has been sober six months. Seven months. Seven months now. She has completely changed her life around. And I'm like, you know what, baby? You want a facelift? I'll get you a facelift. Yep, she's gonna get it done by Dr. Tarolla here in Nashville, who did my boobs, though, Because I just don't feel like going back to LA right now. And if Dr. Gold traveled, I would have him do it here, but I just and cannot, like, I need a break from LA for a minute. So. Yeah, the wake up was so rough. That was one of the roughest wake ups I've ever had. That was the longest time I've ever been under anesthesia. But that wake up, oh, my God. First of all, I run on hot no matter what. They had some heating blanket on me that I kept trying to get off of me, and I think they thought I was, like, trying to pull stuff out of my face. I re watched the video. It's me trying to get that thing off of me. I'm like, get this off of me. I'm burning up. I was burning up so much to the point that once they took it off of me, I asked for an ice pack because I was so overheated.

[Mimi]

But you know what I realized? I think it was because we had said you had. Because after your explant, do you remember when you got the chill so bad that you were shaking and it hurt? I think we had told them that, and I think that's what they were trying to prevent.

[Bunny]

Oh, they prevented it. They literally melted me away. I woke up in and anesthesia and was like, I need an ice pack. I'm having a panic attack. Who the has that much Drugs in their system to where they're like, I need a ice pack. You know? So they gave me an ice pack. They were trying to move me out of the recovery pretty fast. They didn't want me to stay there too long. And I just remember getting to the room, and it was so weird because

[Jaime]

every time I would fall asleep, I

[Bunny]

would wake up, like, gasping for air. It was the weirdest sensation. It was like my body needed to, like, reboot after being under for that long.

[Mimi]

Yeah. Don't like it swinging.

[Bunny]

Yeah. I'll never do that again.

[Mimi]

You came out. It scared me a little bit. Like, I was like that. Like, you were handsy as hell.

[Bunny]

Yeah, they. I think they gave me something to sedate me because I was so groggy. I could not. I always eat after getting put out from anesthesia. That's the first thing I want to do. I come out of anesthesia wanting to eat crackers. I couldn't even eat anything for. For hours after that surgery. One of the. Yeah, one of the nurses, which they were so great at. Immortelle. One of the nurses handed me this cold applesauce, and it was the best thing I had ever had in my life. I was like, this is a five star meal. I was like, I need ten more of these. And they just started bringing me back to life. And I was like, okay, I can eat now.

[Mimi]

That was so funny. You were. You were still kind of, like, groggy, and you were like, guys, this applesauce, I thought maybe it was like. Like Four Seasons applesauce, Right? Like, I thought they had, like, made custom applesauce. And she brings out the one that's like, my kids eat those squeezes. And I said, oh, yeah, those are. Those are the jam. They've got them in different flavors.

[Bunny]

I was like, I need all of them. But it was, like, so cold that it was, like, almost frozen when she gave it to me. And it was everything I needed in that moment. So I was just like. Like, it brought me back to life. They had to give me a shot. I've never in my life ever had nausea after anesthesia, except for that time.

[Haley]

And, boy, you kept saying, you're about to throw up.

[Bunny]

I was like, bro, I'm gonna puke. Like, this is horrific. And so they gave me a shot in my arm, and I didn't have nausea ever again. So I don't know what they gave me. I mean, I. Listen, I was so up that I was, like, willing to take whatever they gave me. I was just like. And Normally, I'd be like, wait, what's in that? I need to Google it. What are the side effects? I didn't care. I was, like, giving it to me. And then they came in later that night, and after I had already came to, and they're like, we want to give you an Ativan and a pain pill. And I was like, okay, because I really needed it. Like, you were. I was in so much.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Freaking pain that I didn't have a choice. And so I took the Adivan and the pain pill, and then I woke up the next day, and I just felt so terrible. I felt so disgusting because all that. That was in my system. I was like, I just want to get back to our house. So I left them at the hotel.

[Mimi]

Like, 30 minutes. It was like, 9:00am okay, hold on. We'll pack up.

[Haley]

And she said, I'm on the couch.

[Mimi]

I'm on the couch at home.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Mimi]

It was so funny.

[Bunny]

I wanted to go. I was like, let me go get nestled in and start this healing process. So I did this whole entire facelift with just Tylenol, except for the. The first two days. I had to take Ativan the second day because it already made headline news. But what I meant by saying, I felt choked from ear to ear. Like, I still feel it right now. There's just so much fluid under my chin and all. There was so much swelling right here that you could literally have this much of a space to swallow.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

And it is the weirdest feeling in the world. And so I woke up day two, and I was just. I had the worst anxiety I've ever had, like, coming out of a surgery. It was so bad, and I just was panicking, and my nurse Bobby was like, bunny, please just take an Ativan so you can calm down. So I took the Ativan. And then after. On the third day, I was like, absolutely not. I'm done. So I took just Tylenol the entire time. Healing.

[Jaime]

And it has been a process, Let me tell you.

[Bunny]

You wake up every day, and your face is different, but. But from what I see now, I like it. I don't love it. I like it. I do think I might have to do one more fat transfer under my eyes, because my eyes were so hollow, and I had so much filler under there that they scraped it out, but I couldn't. I'm so ecstatic with my cheeks. And they're gonna go down so much. So good. Yeah, they're gonna go down so much more. I. I don't Mind this down here. I think this looks great. I can't wait till I have a jawline again. That would be great. So I don't look, like, slimer, but so far I like it. And it's gonna take probably like six more weeks before we can actually see, like, final results. And when they say once you're on this ride and you can't get off, they definitely mean it. You are on this ride until you heal.

[Haley]

And you were trying to jog day five.

[Bunny]

I'm still trying, dude. I got on the stair stepper last week and almost killed myself. I was like, I had to take a break because I was gonna do my steps afterwards. I went and laid down on the couch and I was like. Like, this is miserable. Like, you literally cannot do anything because you don't realize how much blood rushes to your face until you can't have blood rushing to your face.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So.

[Haley]

And.

[Mimi]

But you've been doing a lot of lymphatic massages too.

[Bunny]

I have. I have been doing the lymphatic massages have been a game changer. I'm telling you right now. If you have anything done to your face, body, whatever. I couldn't move my neck a couple days ago and today I'm a little tight, but that's because I got work done yesterday. Tomorrow I'll wake up a lot looser.

[Mimi]

I it.

[Bunny]

She has been moving so much stuff out of my body. It's been crazy. I was. There was so much stuff she moved out of my body the first time that I was sick as the next day from all the stuff drained into my body.

[Mimi]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Bunny]

Yeah. And it's all self inflicted, guys. I did it to myself and it is what it is. I'm not over here complaining, but I am gonna always give you the real because this is exactly the reality of getting a facelift. And I don't feel like people show this side of it. Like Kris Jenner goes and gets a facelift, hides for six months, and then pops out on the red carpet looking snazzy and brand new. She didn't show everything that's really going on, like getting a deep plain facelift, necklace, blepharoplasty, fat transfer. Is there anything else I'm forgetting? Is a brow lift? Endoscopic brow lift is a serious.

[Jaime]

Those are serious surgeries.

[Bunny]

Like, it's. It's a lot.

[Mimi]

You were under for seven hours straight. Like it was almost to the minute. Took seven hours. And it like crazy enough though. Felt like it flew by, right? Jaime like, yeah, it was like he was moving on thing to thing to thing. That, like, I was so just in awe of the whole situation, that I was like, dude, it's been seven hours.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

We watched a whole season of Love is Blind.

[Bunny]

That's crazy.

[Haley]

While you were in there.

[Bunny]

That's crazy.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

Yeah, that. That's crazy to think about. I was just so engaged in it, and, like, there were times I really could not look at you, because that was wild. And then I would, like, watch the video back, and I'd be like, oh, God. Like, I'm glad I didn't look during that time. But was. I think my favorite part was that they sketched a picture of you, and then everything they cut off you, they laid on the photo so that they would know. So it would be, like, your tattoo. You took part of your tattoo off, and so, like, you can literally see that part of your sideburn. Like, all of the pieces of your skin and your, like, little, like, lymph nodes that they took out and stuff were just all laid out perfectly on this table.

[Bunny]

I was so traumatized after the facelift that I couldn't even watch footage for, like, a week afterwards.

[Haley]

No.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I would close my eyes the first night after I got out of surgery, and I could see the hospital, like, lights swinging. Like, it was so weird.

[Mimi]

That's crazy.

[Jaime]

Well, because when you're under anesthesia, you're not asleep.

[Bunny]

You're awake, but your brain is in a coma state. So you still. Yeah. Your. Your body is feeling everything that it's done to it. But even with, like, the numbing stuff, like, that's why when people wake up in surgeries and they're like, ow, I'm hurting. Because then their brain is awake and they can feel the pain.

[Mimi]

But I don't like that.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it's.

[Haley]

Didn't know that.

[Mimi]

You feel like, that's what people in comas are feeling.

[Bunny]

Yes, yes. That's why they tell you to talk to people when they're in comas, because they can hear you. They can understand you. So I literally, essentially, you're just in a coma while you're getting your body chopped in half.

[Mimi]

So you were listening to Morgan Wallen with your face off, and really, Roller, I don't remember.

[Haley]

Oh, bro.

[Mimi]

Jelly roll.

[Mo]

When she first went out, like, I remember somebody was, like, whispering, and then Dr. Gold was like, like, she's not sleeping. Like, she's out. Like, she can talk as loud as you want. She's not going to wake up.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

I also didn't know how fast anesthesia worked.

[Mo]

Me neither.

[Mimi]

Yeah, that was. I really.

[Bunny]

It was like a process. Some people try to fight it. I don't. I'm like, as soon as I feel it, let me go. Yeah, you let go. I'm out of here.

[Mimi]

Still hear you guys. And then you said, Dr. Gold, it's the best.

[Bunny]

Oh, God.

[Mimi]

And your eyes are slightly open. And I was like, is she really. Was it really that fast? And they're like, oh, yeah, she's. She's ready to roll. Let's go. And then just like start it. I'm not.

[Haley]

Touched your forehead and stuff and.

[Mimi]

Yeah, it was like 40 seconds.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Mo]

It wasn't even a full minute with. With the thing in your mouth and your tongue out. You did look a little bit like Chachi. Like, like that. That's. I have to get myself through that. That experience. I just have to look at and be like, you look like your mother.

[Bunny]

You look like your mother. Yeah. And then I thought that I could have Chachi next to me. I wanted him right after surgery. And I just could not even. I was so overstimulated. I couldn't leave the house for the first week because I. My anxiety was so high and I was so overstimulated. It was rough. It's still hard for me even, like, sitting here doing the podcast. I have had, like, little bits of panic because I can feel how tired my throat is from talking so much. So it's like, I mean, it's a process if you're going to talk this much, since I don't talk at all when I'm at home, like, barely. Yeah, like, I mean, I'll say a couple words, but who the am I talking to? You know, my husband doesn't. Weird to think about.

[Haley]

Like, I don't really talk at my house. Yeah, I don't have anyone there, so

[Bunny]

yeah, I'll talk to the kid or like, listen to her. But like, I don't have full on, like, never stops. Have to run a show while I'm sitting at home, you know, so it's. Hey, baby, say hi.

[Mimi]

Hey, everybody. I miss y'.

[Bunny]

All. It's a privilege to be able to get a facelift. And I am not on the fact that it is a privilege and it is completely 100 self inflicted. I just want you guys again to know the truth because I want. I wish I'd had somebody like me because I did a whole ton of research and everybody's like, oh, God, it's glamorous, you know, And I'm Just like, everybody's healing perfectly, everybody's fine. Nobody's showing the nitty gritty.

[Mimi]

I remember you found, like, one lady who was like, two weeks in, and you remember you were like, man, this one lady is having a rough time. Like, two weeks. Star.

[Bunny]

Her name is. I think it's Star Monroe. I think on Tick Tock or Instagram, she is the only person who told

[Mimi]

the truth so real about it all.

[Bunny]

Yeah. And everybody I sent it to was like, oh, don't listen to her. It's not like that. And then come to find out the people who were telling me about their facelifts didn't even have the type of face I was gonna say.

[Haley]

They probably had, like, a mini one. It wasn't, like, full, you know?

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I did the whole shebang.

[Mimi]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Okay.

[Mimi]

You said, I'm doing this once and

[Bunny]

never again, ever again. I will never go under for that long ever again. Unless it's absolutely mandatory, because I just can't. I don't like anesthesia like that.

[Jaime]

I like going to sleep.

[Bunny]

I don't like waking up. So moving on from the facelift, we actually got to go. On Jimmy Kimmel, I looked like a Hot Topic walking billboard. What, though? I. Krista, man, sometimes I give her a vision and it just doesn't translate.

[Mimi]

I loved it.

[Bunny]

I didn't love it.

[Mimi]

Yeah, no, you looked so hot.

[Haley]

Good.

[Bunny]

No, I didn't love it. It was very emo kid for me, and I'm an emo kid, don't get me wrong. But it was very emo kid.

[Mimi]

No, I loved it. That was such a good. The fact that the Jack Black went so viral just makes my heart so happy. I hope he saw it. It.

[Bunny]

I hope his team reached out to Brad.

[Mimi]

Yeah, well, his team saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm hoping that they.

[Haley]

I'm sure they should.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

It was just funny seeing Jimmy, like, not registered at first.

[Bunny]

Oh, yeah.

[Haley]

And then he. So he's like, yeah, Jack Black. And then he's talking about him shaving his face, and he goes. He's like, wait, Jack Black?

[Bunny]

And then he starts cracking up.

[Mimi]

It took him a second to process because you really threw him off with that.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mimi]

And then he just starts laughing. It's great.

[Bunny]

Yeah. I think it's really cool, though, that Jimmy heard my interview with Howard Stern and he requested me to come on the show, which I thought was really cool because that was my first late night look. And I just appreciate you so much, Jimmy, for having me on. Like, I thank you. Like, I feel Honored that I was able to, you know, do my first late night talk show with you. So it was just. It was really cool. It's really crazy to watch tv, so. I always thought I wanted to be in TV and I wanted my own talk show, but I don't know, I

[Jaime]

feel like I'm too much of a.

[Bunny]

Like, like once I have you here, I just want to kind of like, you know, put my hooks in you isn't the right word. But yeah, like, I don't want to say impersonal because that's the business, you know, But I like when we did Kelly Clarkson, it's like, you know, everything moves so fast.

[Jaime]

You don't get to sit and spend

[Bunny]

time with people and I don't know, like, I feel like if I did my own talk show, I would definitely want. Want more time with people. So I think that's why streaming is better for us. Because I can do it on. Yeah. Whereas TV is just like everything moves so fast.

[Mimi]

Yeah. And I do feel like with streaming you can almost like make something more than one episode versus I feel like it's very microwave when it comes to late night. Like they're not going to continue a storyline into the next night. Every night is brand new. And I do feel like with streaming you can have a little bit more in depth and like, like that could almost go to another episode. Like even like she got us watching Love is Blind. I would never watch that, you know, but like, I think it's really cool how they film those and it's like an entire. I just love story lines and I feel like you're able to capture that really well with people. And like, I could see you doing something along the lines of like series. Cuz you're so great. Like, I think you could host something like that. Like host a show.

[Bunny]

Oh, I'd be way too opinionated. I'd be like, this dude is playing you. Like, what are you doing?

[Haley]

Like, I feel like that's what we need though.

[Bunny]

Move it or lose it, sister.

[Haley]

I feel like shows now, they're just too nice.

[Bunny]

Yeah, everybody's so politically correct. Like, can we get. Yeah, I can't like wait.

[Haley]

Simon Cowell.

[Bunny]

Bring back the 90s and the 2000s when people didn't give a and were allowed to say whatever the they wanted.

[Mimi]

Even Simon Cowell's nice though. Have you ever watched his current stuff? My kid is upset. He's so nice. And I'm like, you were supposed to be an. You know, like that.

[Haley]

Where's the asshole Gordon Ramsay, like, oh, he's always.

[Bunny]

This generation of kids could never handle Gordon Ramsay. There's no way.

[Mimi]

He is my favorite.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I've not. Can we get Rams talk?

[Mimi]

That would be great. Yeah.

[Bunny]

I didn't even know Gordon Ramsay had a tick tock.

[Mimi]

So does his daughter. It's my favorite.

[Haley]

I've seen his dog.

[Mimi]

Such a good content. I. I have become obsessed with all the kids forcing their, like, celebrity parents to be relevant on social media. And I, I. It just brings me so much joy. Like, the person themselves isn't making so much comment to him, but it's like the child or like someone. I think it's just great.

[Bunny]

I love that. I think that's awesome, too. We never really got to talk about the Howard Stern experience either, because I'm just so grateful that Howard had me on. Howard actually called me from his person. I have Howard Stern phone number. That's. He called. He called me personally after the interview and was just like, hey, I love what you're doing. I'm a big fan. Keep. Keep going. I love your husband. Like, he was just so sweet and so, like, something you would never even think would come from Howard Stern. But for when they say, you know, don't meet your heroes, but I got to meet all of my heroes, and I fucking, like, Howard is the best out of all of them. He was so sweet, so gentle with me during the interview, which I really appreciate, because I walked in there nervous. I didn't know what to expect because I grew up on the old Howard, you know, the old Howard. That would fucking was rough.

[Mimi]

I do feel like you brought a little side of him out, though, in certain parts. Even you mentioned that you were like, he almost, during your episode, reminisced.

[Bunny]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Mimi]

And I thought that was really cool that you're able to bring out that old Howard a little.

[Bunny]

Yeah. I would love to get Howard, Please come on the podcast. I'll come to you.

[Mimi]

I'll.

[Bunny]

I will sit with you in bed.

[Mimi]

Death.

[Bunny]

I'll stay the night. We'll hang out. We'll make it a whole day. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah. He lives the life, though. He can, you know, run his own show and do what he does, so. Love it. And yeah, New York press runners.

[Haley]

Yeah, we did a whole week of press.

[Mimi]

Yeah. People. I don't think people realize because it all got dropped so, like, sprinkled everywhere, but you rolled out of that first book. Yeah.

[Haley]

We were up at 5am doing glam.

[Mimi]

The next morning at 5am to do Howard.

[Bunny]

We all had like 45 minutes of sleep. We were so, so tired in between these interviews that we had to rent a hotel room. You looked like Garfield. Yeah, I remember we had to rent a hotel room because we had like two hours down time, I think. So all of us could just eat and lay down. Like that's how tired we were from.

[Mimi]

It was crazy.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it was really insane. Gail King, hilarious.

[Mimi]

I really love Gayle King, you guys.

[Bunny]

I love her. Gail King is amazing. She was really, really cool and was great. Juju from Nightline was amazing. She was so sweet. I haven't even got to drop any of the tour content because we were. We were so busy that it was. It was just back to back to back to back stuff. So we're gonna start dropping some of the tour content and some pictures and stuff like that in the next week.

[Mimi]

I think we're also going to be dropping some episodes of the shows. Yay.

[Bunny]

I can't wait. Yeah, we'll be dropping some episodes of the show. Clips of the. The musical guests that came out shined down. Papa Roach, Wiz Khalifa. There were so many people that came out. It was just wild. But yeah, we're gonna be dropping those clips on YouTube. So if you are not subscribed to our YouTube, we have. There's two YouTubes. There's my main one, which is Bunny XO, and then there's the podcast one, which is Dumblon Pod. So go over there, subscribe, like share, tell all your friends about it. But yeah, it's been a. It's been a wild week. It's been a wild year.

[Mimi]

Yeah, I was gonna say year because we rolled out of Grammys into tour, into facelift and it just. I don't feel like it has stopped. Like just 20, 26, we hit the ground running. And then you got a movie.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Oh my God. How could I forget that? Dude, I can't believe we're about to make a movie about my life. How is Insane Olivia keeps asking me

[Mimi]

if she can watch it and I told her no. So when you get older you can watch it.

[Bunny]

We should let live be in it somehow.

[Mimi]

Thank you. There let's. But she. She finds your book laying around my house sometimes. She's like, can I read it yet?

[Bunny]

And I said, oh, you know she's reading it when you're not home probably.

[Mimi]

Oh God, gotta hide them. Cuz she's like. She's really. She's all about it. She's your biggest fan.

[Bunny]

Oh, and the more you tell live. No, the More. She's gonna do it. Yeah. Yeah. She's spicy without a cause. Yeah. Dude, the fact that I have David Glasser texting me like, that's my homie, is crazy, dude. Him and his wife Michelle. Oh, my God. Well, Michelle is the reason why David Glasser even found out who we were. Because she. I don't want to say fans, but she was like. She knew who we were and loved our story, and so she told him about it and he was. He looked into it and was like, oh, dude, yeah, let's do this. And then for him to be interested in doing this movie, which it's not going to be a series, it's actually going to. Going to be a movie, so. And I get to executive produce it, which I am just. I can't. I hope this turns into me executive producing more movies. Like, I just hope that they will. I can't believe that I get to work next to some of these amazing fucking humans who have been doing this forever and learning from them. Like, who gets to.

[Jaime]

To.

[Bunny]

This is like. I get to, like. What is it called when they. When you go into train?

[Mimi]

Intern.

[Bunny]

I get to intern with freaking David Glasser.

[Mimi]

That's insane.

[Bunny]

Like, teachers, everything, dude, teach me everything. You know, I. I. Just give me your brain for a second so I can just figure it out, you know, Like, I'm just. I'll learn by osmosis. Just put his brain on top of my head.

[Mimi]

He came out and got to watch one of your shows in la, and I thought that was really, really cool, that he. He enjoyed it. Him and Brad and Michelle all came out and I thought that was awesome. Yeah.

[Bunny]

Be Rad B is like my co agent at wme. He's on the LA side and he's just the best human in the world.

[Mimi]

Obsessed with him.

[Bunny]

Obsessed. Yeah, him and Sloan. I just. What do you call my favorite human?

[Mimi]

B? Rad Pit.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, Brad. No, him and Sloan, though, they're just.

[Mimi]

Just.

[Bunny]

They're the best agents in this business. And Sloan is so funny because I try to give her new clients all the time, and she's like, bunny, No, I have you. She's like, you're My hands are full.

[Mimi]

Yes.

[Bunny]

She's like, I don't need anybody else.

[Mimi]

She refuses. She's like, I think it's very sweet that Bunny recommends people to me, but I'm gonna have to tell them no. She was like, I'll try to find someone else for them.

[Bunny]

I know.

[Mimi]

I love that.

[Bunny]

Well, movie coming soon, guys. And I'm just so thankful. The. The book has been on New York Times bestseller list for five weeks in a row. Three times at number one, one time at number two, one time at number three.

[Mimi]

Let's talk about the fact that you went from three and then surged back to one.

[Bunny]

It was the facelift.

[Mimi]

It was.

[Bunny]

I think everybody was like, I need to learn what's wrong with this? Why is she getting a facelift at 46? Which, you know, people are like, why did you get a facelift at 46? And I'm like, why would I not? I don't want to go through this when I'm 65. I don't know how these chicks are handling this. Like, I don't know how Kris Jenner is getting multiple of these while she's in her 70s.

[Jaime]

There's no fucking way.

[Bunny]

I don't want to go through this ever again.

[Mimi]

So preventative.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it's preventative. And it makes me. It makes it to where I can age, you know, more natural without having to get fillers and stuff like that.

[Mimi]

But yeah.

[Bunny]

Yeah, man, it's been a wild ride. So we have a couple weeks off. I think we're gonna go to the Bahamas for a wedding, and then I

[Jaime]

don't think we have anything else until tour starts.

[Bunny]

Right. When does tour start? Do we know?

[Mimi]

No, it depends on when we kind of start it. End of May, early June.

[Bunny]

Oh, okay. We've got some down time.

[Mimi]

Yeah. We might go to the derby.

[Bunny]

Should we. You guys, should we go to the Kentucky Derby? Literally, Larry Burkhead just text me right now, and he sent me a screenshot of my face and he said, looks derby ready to me.

[Mimi]

Funny, I may won't be here. I'm so sad.

[Bunny]

God, looks derby ready to me. I love that he wants us to go so bad, but I want to go just to dress up.

[Haley]

Oh, yeah.

[Bunny]

And isn't that why people go? Yeah. I want to be in a crazy. I want the craziest looking derby outfit and hat to wear.

[Mimi]

That would be so great.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it will be so fun.

[Jaime]

When is the Derby?

[Bunny]

May 2nd.

[Mimi]

Second.

[Bunny]

I don't know, guys. You might. You guys might see the coven at

[Haley]

the derby this year or just all in all black.

[Bunny]

Black, Literally just. Yes.

[Haley]

We've never seen, like, a gothic derby

[Mimi]

because they do all, like, the big pastels and stuff. Like, that's the.

[Haley]

We're gonna stick out everything.

[Bunny]

Oh, I can't wait. We need a video of all three of us walking through the sea of pastels.

[Mimi]

Yeah, just like a picture from afar and it's all pastel. Just like three block more people can

[Bunny]

make YouTube videos and tick tocks about how I'm a witch and all this stuff.

[Haley]

Oh, yeah.

[Mimi]

Lord.

[Bunny]

Well, I love you guys. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. We will see you guys next week by Don't

[Mo]

Don't.