Dumb Blonde Podcast: Paris Dongs, Baby Turkeys & Fingered Faces
April 6, 2026
Host: Bunnie XO & Friends

Episode Overview

In this high-energy, funny, and unfiltered episode, Bunnie XO (fresh off a facelift and still in recovery mode) brings together her crew—Jaime, Mimi, Mo, and Haley—for a wild, candid catch-up. The group dives into everything from Bunnie's intense facelift experience, hilarious dating app adventures (including a memorable Parisian “dong”), raising baby animals and rescuing a scarred barn cat, to viral TikToks, life on tour, and the whirlwind of press and new projects. As always, there’s no topic too embarrassing—all delivered in the cast’s signature raw, supportive, and irreverent style.

Table of Contents

• Facelift Chronicles ([03:30]–[05:34], [43:43]–[46:44])
• Animal Antics & Rescue ([05:40]–[10:26])
• Haley’s Nashville Nightlife & Clumsy Escapades ([10:44]–[13:34])
• Parisian “Dong,” Bumble & Tour Dating Games ([16:00]–[26:10])
• TikTok Virality & Infidelity ([26:18]–[29:24])
• IVF Joy ([29:38]–[29:48])
• Facelift: The Real Story (Deep Dive) ([43:43]–[46:44])
• Press, TV, and Movie Announcements ([46:44]–[55:52])
• Plans, Milestones & Closing ([57:06]–end)

Facelift Chronicles

Recovering Live on the Mic

• Bunnie is two weeks post-facelift, still painfully swollen and sore (“It hurts to smile.” [03:46]).
• Friends recount watching the footage of her surgery: “He like finger fucked your forehead. It was wild to watch.” – Mimi ([04:08]), to which Bunnie admits, “When I saw these videos...I look like Pennywise.” ([04:13])
• Swelling is so severe Bunnie can’t wear hats: “My head is so bulbous right now!” ([04:37])
• Hilarious banter as Mimi compares her to a hammerhead shark ([05:04]), and Haley jokes about her post-op chin multiples.
• Bunnie is committed to giving REAL info: “I was undersold on the facelifts…All my girlfriends…told me, ‘by day two you’re up and running’…No, I’m not. It was rough. The most brutal thing I’ve ever been through.” ([43:43])
• Wakes from anesthesia overheating and anxious: “Who the fuck has that much drugs in their system and asks for an ice pack?” ([34:51])
• Lymphatic massages are a game-changer for recovery ([40:30]).

Notable Quotes:

• “He literally is just lifting my face off the bone, dude. Like, I didn’t even know my face could come up that high.” – Bunnie ([32:43])
• “Smelled like pork rinds when he was burning some stuff.” – Mo ([32:50])
• “Kris Jenner goes, gets a facelift, hides for six months, and pops out on the red carpet looking snazzy and brand new. She didn’t show everything that’s really going on.” – Bunnie ([41:01])

Animal Antics & Rescue

Mimi Becomes a Turkey Mom

• Mimi, dealing with a depressive episode, is cheered up by her partner Jason getting her two baby turkeys ([06:38]).
• Raises turkeys over chicks: “Turkeys are much better babies—chicks wreak havoc.” ([07:15])
• Shares a story about a childhood turkey that thought it was a dog (“Fred would bark…because he thought he was a dog.” – Bunnie, [08:14])
• Mimi explains bizarre turkey care—like burping them! ([08:38])

The Cat with a Skullet

• Mimi adopts a near-decapitated barn cat (“Cat was almost decapitated. You could see its skull.” – Bunnie, [10:02]), now nicknamed Scarface/Skullet ([10:24]).

Haley’s Nashville Nightlife & Clumsy Escapades

• Haley falls in dramatic fashion after a night at Good Night Nashville, needing help from a couple she just told to make out ([11:26]).
• Her notorious “falling” habit becomes a running joke: “She has to announce that she’s fallen and that she’s hurt.” – Bunnie ([12:02])
• As Mimi says, “You fall like a grandma.” ([12:13])

Parisian "Dong," Bumble & Tour Dating Games

Dating App Funnies & the Mystery Frenchman

• Haley’s adventures on Bumble in LA lead to a match with a handsome French guy, who later sends her an unsolicited (but “giant”) dick pic ([16:00]–[21:04]).
• Bunnie pushes for more details, obsessed with hands as a size predictor: “That’s one of my big things… I can’t handle a big bear. Not happening, huh?” ([18:50])
• They dissect sexting, foreign phone codes, and the hierarchy of “Travel Dongs.”
• The debate about FaceTiming her Parisian suitor: “Do it while we’re on the podcast! If he’s got a high pitched voice, we are going in.” – Bunnie ([21:58])
• “All I know is have you guys seen those big slabs of salami at the deli…that’s what his dong looked like.” – Bunnie ([22:41])

Swiping Game on Tour

• The group plays a game on Bumble/Tinder during tour to guess which profiles are concert fans ([16:44]–[17:43]).

TikTok Virality & Infidelity

• Discussion about the viral "lineman rodeo" TikTok—where a married man is caught canoodling on camera, with his grandma and wife both commenting on the post ([26:18]–[27:45]).
• “Men don’t care…they’ll just shove that finger in another woman.” – Bunnie ([26:59])

Social Media Habits

• The group compares how many TikToks they've favorited/saved—Haley topping 110,000 ([30:08]), causing everyone else to be shocked/exasperated.

IVF Joy

• Bunnie’s IVF friend Jill finds out she’s pregnant after a long struggle: "She just found out she's pregnant." – Bunnie ([29:38])
• The room erupts in support: “We’re so excited for you!” ([29:07])

Facelift: The Real Story (Deep Dive)

• Recap of the emotional and physical toll, including severe swelling, anxiety, and the importance of lymphatic massages.
• Bunnie reiterates: “I’m not complaining, but I’m gonna always give you the real, because this is exactly the reality of getting a facelift.” ([41:01])
• Debunks plastic surgery glamorization.

Press, TV, and Movie Announcements

Late Night & Press Tours

• Recent press blitz after book release, including appearances on Jimmy Kimmel and Kelly Clarkson ([46:53]); Jimmy Kimmel personally requested her after hearing her on Stern ([47:55]).
• “I always thought I wanted to be in TV…but with streaming you can go deeper. I just want to kind of—put my hooks in you…not impersonal.” – Bunnie ([48:32])

Dream Projects: The Movie

• Announcing production of a movie about her life, executive produced by Bunnie herself in partnership with David Glasser ([54:23]).
• “I can’t believe we’re about to make a movie about my life.” ([54:23])
• Plans to involve her daughter Liv and retain editorial control ([54:35])

Book on NYT Bestseller List

• “The book has been on New York Times Bestseller list for five weeks in a row, three times at number one…” – Bunnie ([57:06])
• Discusses why she got her facelift at 46 for “preventative” reasons ([57:26])

Plans, Milestones & Closing

• Excited talk about upcoming tour, potential Kentucky Derby trip, and going all-out with dark, gothic derby outfits ([58:19]).
• “I want the craziest looking derby outfit and hat to wear.” – Bunnie ([58:44])
• Heartfelt expressions of gratitude for listeners, friends, and her team as the episode winds down.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “You have to react and make—how did the two turkeys come about?” – Bunnie to Mimi ([06:35])
• “Why do they flap it around?…If I had one…I'd hang stuff off of it.” – Bunnie ([22:54])
• “Do you have all the time—do you helicopter?” (on penis party tricks) – Mo & Mimi ([23:18])
• “I did the whole shebang…once and never again, ever again.” – Bunnie on deep plane facelift ([46:42])
• “This is like—what is it called when you go in to train?…Intern! I get to intern with David Glasser.” – Bunnie ([55:52])

Episode Timeline (Selective Major Segments)

• Facelift banter & process: [03:30], [43:43]–[46:44]
• Baby turkeys, animal stories: [05:40]–[10:26]
• Haley’s injury story & Nashville tales: [10:44]–[13:34]
• Bumble, Tour, Parisian dong: [16:00]–[26:10]
• TikTok infidelity rodeo: [26:18]–[29:24]
• IVF friend pregnancy news: [29:38]
• Facelift realities and healing: [43:43], [41:01]–[42:43]
• Kimmel/Stern & press tour: [46:44]–[55:52]
• Book, Movie, Derby plans, wrap-up: [57:06]–end

Language and Tone:
Unapologetically raunchy, self-deprecating, loving, candid, and full of inside jokes. The group lifts each other up while roasting and relating in equal measure.

Final Takeaway:
Come for the outrageous stories—stay for the honesty, laughter, friendship, and a raw look behind glamour's curtain.

For more unfiltered, real-life comedy and wild conversations, catch "Dumb Blonde" every week with Bunnie XO and her coven of fearless friends.