Dumb Blonde Podcast – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Is Bunnie Jelly Roll’s Handler??
Release Date: November 28, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Coven Members: Mimi, Haley
Theme: Online hate, public perception, rumors, and hilarious clapbacks—a candid and hilarious “coven” episode.

Episode Overview

This episode of Dumb Blonde pivots around the host, Bunnie XO, and her “coven” crew (Mimi and Haley) reading and responding to mean, absurd, and occasionally hilarious comments left on their social media—especially those that push persistent rumors and wild accusations (like Bunnie being Jelly Roll’s "handler"). The trio brings a blend of humor, sisterhood, and real talk, exploring how online hate intersects with success, body image, friendships, and tabloid mythmaking.

Key Discussion Points & Notable Moments

1. Pop Culture Catch-Up & The “Coven” Vibe (04:20 - 10:05)

• The trio jokes about rebranding as “The Coven” and shares their latest TV binges—ranging from Amish Witches to School Spirits and classic adult cartoons.
• Bunnie: “If I could be a frickin cartoon character, I am Roger from American Dad.” (08:31)
• Lighthearted back-and-forth about their favorite animated series and how their kids react to their parents' picks.

2. Diving Into the Comments: Where Hate Hits Hardest (10:06 - 14:14)

• The group jumps into reading mean comments, noting that Facebook and TikTok are wilder, with more vitriol than Instagram.
• They reflect on the odd positivity bubble of Instagram versus the “Wild West” of other platforms.
• Bunnie: “Facebook, Wild West. Facebook and TikTok outlaws, they're all outlaws...” (10:58)

3. Clapbacks, Insults, and Social Media Stereotypes (14:15 - 23:55)

• Bunnie and friends share their favorite “keyboard warrior” burns (“ramen head” bans, lack of profile pics, etc.).
• Bunnie: “Chris probably looks like a human thumb and smells like hard-boiled eggs.” (15:12)
• The humor escalates as they roast various trolls, dissecting the double standards they face (especially accusations about Bunnie’s past and women’s appearance).
• The group underscores how hate often comes disproportionately from men, especially around body or career topics.
• They find the recurring “prostitute” jabs somewhat tired:
  Bunnie: “Why are so many men upset about what I used to do with my vagina? Because if they had a chance to hit it, they would.” (16:04)
• They address rumors about relationships, defending the tight-knit “coven” bond.

4. Haters on Relationships, Body Image, and Feminine Solidarity (23:56 – 31:19)

• The group unpacks comments targeting their relationships with their partners—even critiquing how affectionate they are or aren’t in public.
• Bunnie: “Am I supposed to suck his dick right there?” (22:18)
  (on being called out for not reacting “passionately” enough to her husband)
• Discussion about being accused of showing off or being attention-seeking due to connections with fame (e.g., being Jelly Roll’s wife or family).
• Bunnie: “People cannot decipher a 16-year-old from a 30-year-old that has tattoos.” (27:28)
• Celebration of loyalty and sisterhood over superficial beauty:
  Bunnie:
  “You cannot ever replace that kind of loyalty to me. That is the most beautiful thing that you could ever do for somebody.” (29:10)

5. Addressing the “Handler” & Illuminati Rumors (31:20 – 41:41)

• Bunnie reads a notable comment: “You are his handler. Once you gain that fame and fortune, you are forced to bow down. Sucks, because I really liked you, Bunny.” (35:39)
• Debunks the “handler” conspiracy with candor and humor:
  • Bunnie:
    “If there’s an Illuminati, I’ve never seen it... We don’t make enough money. One, I really think it’s awesome that you guys think we’re that rich, but we’re not.” (36:02)
  • Bunnie:
    “My husband is a Sagittarius... you are never telling a Sagittarius man with a Capricorn moon what to fucking do. Ever.” (36:54)
• She shares an impactful, emotional story about meeting Anna Nicole Smith and seeing what a “real handler” looks like (38:00–40:37).
• Everyone agrees Bunnie would get “kicked out” of the Illuminati for oversharing:
  Bunnie: “If anything, I’m saving my husband from the Illuminati because they’re too scared to get close to them. This will blow the lid for sure.” (41:18)

6. More Roasts and Taking the Haters in Stride (42:00 – End)

• The trio continues swapping their best troll-insult stories, always with self-deprecating wit.
• They joke about making “Moldy Muffin” into merch, inventing playful in-group references out of hate.
• Mimi shares about men accusing women of “wearing too much makeup” and how they do it for themselves, not men: Haley: “I didn’t do this for any man.” (46:14)
• They wrap with jokes about sending their most persistent troll, Craig, a “fan package” as thanks for his repeated, unhinged comments.

Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• ”Why are so many men upset about what I used to do with my vagina? Because if they had a chance to hit it, they would.”
  — Bunnie (16:04)
• ”Their number one go-to: accusing me of other dudes.”
  — Bunnie (43:22)
• ”You cannot ever replace that kind of loyalty to me. That is the most beautiful thing that you could ever do for somebody.”
  — Bunnie (29:10)
• “If there’s an Illuminati, I’ve never seen it... We don’t make enough money.”
  — Bunnie (36:02)
• ”My husband is a Sagittarius… you are never telling a Sagittarius man with a Capricorn moon what to fucking do.”
  — Bunnie (36:54)
• “If anything, I’m saving my husband from the Illuminati because they’re too scared to get close to them.”
  — Bunnie (41:18)

Episode Flow & Tone

• Language/Tone: Unfiltered, sassy, self-aware, and supportive; lots of cussing and candid sexual humor, true to Bunnie XO’s brand.
• Structure: Bounces between hilarious anecdotes, reading out mean-spirited or absurd online comments, and supportive, affirming asides to each other.
• Vibe: Feels like a slumber party roast meets group therapy, with listeners invited into the “coven’s” circle.

For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In: Key Takeaways

• This episode is a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through the weirdest corners of online hate culture, tackled with sharp wit and zero self-pity.
• Bunnie, Mimi, and Haley show how to take the sting out of trolls—turning hate mail into inside jokes and strength.
• Persistent rumors about “handlers,” Illuminati connections, and marital drama are addressed head-on, with honesty and humor.
• Above all, the friendship and mutual loyalty of the “coven” comes through as the ultimate clapback to online negativity.

Highly recommended for anyone who loves brutal honesty, resilience in the face of trolls, and a sisterhood with zero time for rumor-mongering—plus a heavy dose of raunchy humor and perspective.