Is Bunnie Jelly Roll's Handler??

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Is Bunnie Jelly Roll’s Handler??
Release Date: November 28, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO
Guests/Coven Members: Mimi, Haley
Theme: Online hate, public perception, rumors, and hilarious clapbacks—a candid and hilarious “coven” episode.

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Episode Overview

This episode of Dumb Blonde pivots around the host, Bunnie XO, and her “coven” crew (Mimi and Haley) reading and responding to mean, absurd, and occasionally hilarious comments left on their social media—especially those that push persistent rumors and wild accusations (like Bunnie being Jelly Roll’s "handler"). The trio brings a blend of humor, sisterhood, and real talk, exploring how online hate intersects with success, body image, friendships, and tabloid mythmaking.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Moments

1. Pop Culture Catch-Up & The “Coven” Vibe (04:20 - 10:05)

• The trio jokes about rebranding as “The Coven” and shares their latest TV binges—ranging from Amish Witches to School Spirits and classic adult cartoons.
• Bunnie: “If I could be a frickin cartoon character, I am Roger from American Dad.” (08:31)
• Lighthearted back-and-forth about their favorite animated series and how their kids react to their parents' picks.

2. Diving Into the Comments: Where Hate Hits Hardest (10:06 - 14:14)

• The group jumps into reading mean comments, noting that Facebook and TikTok are wilder, with more vitriol than Instagram.
• They reflect on the odd positivity bubble of Instagram versus the “Wild West” of other platforms.
• Bunnie: “Facebook, Wild West. Facebook and TikTok outlaws, they're all outlaws...” (10:58)

3. Clapbacks, Insults, and Social Media Stereotypes (14:15 - 23:55)

• Bunnie and friends share their favorite “keyboard warrior” burns (“ramen head” bans, lack of profile pics, etc.).
• Bunnie: “Chris probably looks like a human thumb and smells like hard-boiled eggs.” (15:12)
• The humor escalates as they roast various trolls, dissecting the double standards they face (especially accusations about Bunnie’s past and women’s appearance).
• The group underscores how hate often comes disproportionately from men, especially around body or career topics.
• They find the recurring “prostitute” jabs somewhat tired:
  Bunnie: “Why are so many men upset about what I used to do with my vagina? Because if they had a chance to hit it, they would.” (16:04)
• They address rumors about relationships, defending the tight-knit “coven” bond.

4. Haters on Relationships, Body Image, and Feminine Solidarity (23:56 – 31:19)

• The group unpacks comments targeting their relationships with their partners—even critiquing how affectionate they are or aren’t in public.
• Bunnie: “Am I supposed to suck his dick right there?” (22:18)
  (on being called out for not reacting “passionately” enough to her husband)
• Discussion about being accused of showing off or being attention-seeking due to connections with fame (e.g., being Jelly Roll’s wife or family).
• Bunnie: “People cannot decipher a 16-year-old from a 30-year-old that has tattoos.” (27:28)
• Celebration of loyalty and sisterhood over superficial beauty:
  Bunnie:
  “You cannot ever replace that kind of loyalty to me. That is the most beautiful thing that you could ever do for somebody.” (29:10)

5. Addressing the “Handler” & Illuminati Rumors (31:20 – 41:41)

• Bunnie reads a notable comment: “You are his handler. Once you gain that fame and fortune, you are forced to bow down. Sucks, because I really liked you, Bunny.” (35:39)
• Debunks the “handler” conspiracy with candor and humor:
  • Bunnie:
    “If there’s an Illuminati, I’ve never seen it... We don’t make enough money. One, I really think it’s awesome that you guys think we’re that rich, but we’re not.” (36:02)
  • Bunnie:
    “My husband is a Sagittarius... you are never telling a Sagittarius man with a Capricorn moon what to fucking do. Ever.” (36:54)
• She shares an impactful, emotional story about meeting Anna Nicole Smith and seeing what a “real handler” looks like (38:00–40:37).
• Everyone agrees Bunnie would get “kicked out” of the Illuminati for oversharing:
  Bunnie: “If anything, I’m saving my husband from the Illuminati because they’re too scared to get close to them. This will blow the lid for sure.” (41:18)

6. More Roasts and Taking the Haters in Stride (42:00 – End)

• The trio continues swapping their best troll-insult stories, always with self-deprecating wit.
• They joke about making “Moldy Muffin” into merch, inventing playful in-group references out of hate.
• Mimi shares about men accusing women of “wearing too much makeup” and how they do it for themselves, not men: Haley: “I didn’t do this for any man.” (46:14)
• They wrap with jokes about sending their most persistent troll, Craig, a “fan package” as thanks for his repeated, unhinged comments.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• ”Why are so many men upset about what I used to do with my vagina? Because if they had a chance to hit it, they would.”
  — Bunnie (16:04)
• ”Their number one go-to: accusing me of other dudes.”
  — Bunnie (43:22)
• ”You cannot ever replace that kind of loyalty to me. That is the most beautiful thing that you could ever do for somebody.”
  — Bunnie (29:10)
• “If there’s an Illuminati, I’ve never seen it... We don’t make enough money.”
  — Bunnie (36:02)
• ”My husband is a Sagittarius… you are never telling a Sagittarius man with a Capricorn moon what to fucking do.”
  — Bunnie (36:54)
• “If anything, I’m saving my husband from the Illuminati because they’re too scared to get close to them.”
  — Bunnie (41:18)

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Episode Flow & Tone

• Language/Tone: Unfiltered, sassy, self-aware, and supportive; lots of cussing and candid sexual humor, true to Bunnie XO’s brand.
• Structure: Bounces between hilarious anecdotes, reading out mean-spirited or absurd online comments, and supportive, affirming asides to each other.
• Vibe: Feels like a slumber party roast meets group therapy, with listeners invited into the “coven’s” circle.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In: Key Takeaways

• This episode is a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through the weirdest corners of online hate culture, tackled with sharp wit and zero self-pity.
• Bunnie, Mimi, and Haley show how to take the sting out of trolls—turning hate mail into inside jokes and strength.
• Persistent rumors about “handlers,” Illuminati connections, and marital drama are addressed head-on, with honesty and humor.
• Above all, the friendship and mutual loyalty of the “coven” comes through as the ultimate clapback to online negativity.

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Highly recommended for anyone who loves brutal honesty, resilience in the face of trolls, and a sisterhood with zero time for rumor-mongering—plus a heavy dose of raunchy humor and perspective.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Is that what we should name all of our episodes?

[A]

The Coven? Yeah, maybe I kind of.

[B]

Yeah, maybe we need a name for it. I feel like Golden Girls is copyrighted.

[A]

Yeah. You guys know what? Want to know something that I've been watching?

[B]

What?

[A]

Amish witches.

[B]

You text that the other night. I wanted an explanation.

[A]

Yeah, where?

[B]

When, how?

[C]

So?

[A]

It's on Hulu and it's a documentary. And what they do is they follow these three chicks who are Amish and they are like, they're into some heavy shit. I'm talking like, doing seances, like sucking negative energy out of people, blessing babies, getting them to like, not have ear, like healing people. One of them's grandma was like, high up in the witchcraft and like, it was passed down to her. And she was the sweetest. She had the sweetest soul. And she like really just believed in healing. Then there was a second girl who, I don't really know what she kind of did. I think she was kind of like just meddling. And then there was like, trying to figure out if that's what she wanted to do. And then there's this third girl who comes in and she's like, evil. She wants to like hex everybody and is like, you know, like just evil energy. And they travel with them. And you know, because this is real.

[B]

This is like legit.

[A]

Oh, it's real, happening, real, real life. It's not made up. So they, they, they sit in on a bunch of like, spells and like all the stuff that they do. Well, something happened where they Stop. And I'm not. I don't want to tell you guys, because I want you to watch the documentary. Something happens to where they stop recording with them for three years. And then finally they're allowed three back. Three years later. And when they go back, the one who I said was the cute one, who I. Who I liked and was sweet, excommunicated Amish does not practice witchcraft anymore. Looks so good. Looks beautiful. Like before, when she was, like, healing people, she looked so, like, sucked up and, like. Like she didn't feel good. And she, like, changed her hair color and just, like, had so much life back in her.

[B]

Glow up.

[A]

Yeah, she was saying that Find Jesus Christ. She did. She was saying that she felt sick all the time and that, like, you know, doing that zest or some. Yep. Put so much bad energy into her life. And then the second girl, same with her, the one who was, like, meddling. I didn't really know what she was doing there. She changed over to. And then the third one was trying to get out of it. But, like, during the. The last interview, she's like, talking about how powerful she is still and how she's trying to control her magic. Like, it's crazy. You guys gotta watch it.

[C]

I'm watching it. Hulu.

[A]

Yeah. On Hulu. Yeah. Amish witches.

[C]

Can't wait.

[A]

What have you guys been. What else have you guys been watching?

[C]

Oh, I started watching Tell Me Li. Tell Me Lies.

[A]

What is that?

[C]

I don't know. It's. It's steamy. It's kind of steamy. I'm only on, like, episode three.

[A]

I love a Good steamboat. You would like it.

[C]

It's kind. It's kind of steamy. And then I also watch School Spirits. I don't know if you watch that fire. It was on Netflix, but the full thing is on Hulu. It's basically about this girl that died. And when you die, like, your body. Your body, I guess your soul stays where you died. So, like, they're in a school. So then she all of a sudden is seeing other people that had died in the school. But they'll be from, like, the 60s or the 70s. So they're, like, dressed how they died the day they died, and they're all from, like, different eras and stuff, and they're all still, like, trapped in the school. And, like, you can't leave the school grounds, basically.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah, it's a. It's a really cool thing.

[A]

I would hate to be like, that's terrible.

[C]

Yeah. And you're just, like, in the. You're stuck until you finally cross over. You have to like, do something to realize how you can cross over and stuff. But it gets like, it gets good. I feel like you would like it.

[A]

It's like groundhog.

[C]

I can't tell. If I tell something, they're stuck in purgatory. Basis.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Hell on earth, huh? Hell on Earth is what they call it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Maybe I'll look into it. What about you, Memes?

[B]

I watched the Lorax the other day.

[A]

Oh, okay. All right. Okay, Mom.

[B]

Yeah. But I did introduce my kids to King of the Hill last night.

[A]

Oh, dude. Get them watching Family Guy.

[B]

Roger.

[A]

If I could be a frickin cartoon character, I am Roger from American dad. Yeah, get them watching American Dad. I mean, not Family Guy.

[B]

They put like literally Episode Season 1, Episode 1, King of the Hill classic. I think it's Netflix. Or it's Disney. One of the two. I think it's Disney. And I saw it and I like turned it on. And my kids were so. It was really funny. They were like all over the place last night. We're just trying to get them to chill out. Tell me why both my kids chilled the hell out to some King of the Hill. I mean, just kick back. Try Cash is like shirtless. Just.

[A]

Yeah. Try American dad to please. Yeah. Have you ever watched American Dad? Have you ever watched American Dad?

[B]

Yeah, I've seen every episode.

[A]

Am I not Roger?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

A thousand percent. The little wigs that he could.

[A]

Literally every character. Like, if I could just be. Just be like how he is.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, bro.

[B]

Family Guy. I'm a very adult cartoon person. That's like my thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so the American dad, the Family Guy, all of that.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Simpsons.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I never thought I grew up on Simpsons.

[C]

I did.

[A]

Jay loves the sense. That's all he used to watch. When we first got together together, I'd be like, bro, that and Family Guy.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah, I remember.

[C]

I can't watch Family Guy anymore.

[A]

So I. I don't love it either. Like, I. I like it.

[C]

Oh, no, I can't watch it.

[B]

For personal, I did love like Futurama. You guys remember?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Rick and Morty.

[A]

Futurama. Rick and Morty. Also like, I love Bob's burgers.

[B]

I do love Bob's burgers.

[A]

I love Bob's burgers.

[B]

Such a good one. Olivia loves it. She swears she's Louise.

[C]

I can see it.

[A]

She's like, I identify as Louise.

[C]

I can see it.

[B]

Yeah, Literally.

[A]

So we kind of wanted to do something different today. You know, since we're talking about things that are happening on the Internet. We get so many comments a day, you know, tons and tons. And yes, we love all the positive con comments, but the funny ones are the mean comments.

[C]

Oh, so insane. And it mostly comes from Facebook.

[A]

I mean, I get it all over the place.

[C]

I mean, yeah, it's all over, but I don't really get a lot on Instagram occasionally. Instagram? Yeah, I say Instagram.

[A]

Yeah. Instagram's so nice.

[C]

Unless a reel goes.

[B]

I was like, that's really what I was gonna say. If a real pops off by the hate comments.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like Instagram is like a pretty pink bubble. Like, it's. That's. It's a niche. Like, if you have followers, they are specifically there for you and they appreciate what you post.

[B]

That's all.

[A]

Like, literally.

[B]

But Facebook, Wild West Facebook and Tick.

[A]

Tock Outlaws, they're all outlaws. These crazy. All right, so maybe we'll read one at a time. Yeah. You guys want to kick it off?

[B]

Yeah. Are we explaining what they're commenting under or just reading the comments?

[A]

I'll try to remember, but yeah, yeah.

[C]

I have one pulled up.

[A]

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[C]

Had 1.1 million views with Bunny. It's this one.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

Oh, Jesus.

[B]

Beautiful and clear.

[A]

Using the roach. Oh, the roach. No, I don't hear a difference.

[C]

Okay, clearly a voiceover.

[A]

Right?

[C]

So we're not saying that. Whatever. It's funny. Okay, hold on. We got. It's called lots of Botox and other. With 20 pounds of makeup with the filter. No filter, by the way. So that's a compliment. Yeah, that's.

[B]

Everyone's go to is like, oh, it's a filter.

[C]

So much.

[B]

Me.

[C]

Yeah. Don't care. Someone said, not funny talk like ladies. I said, it's a voiceover. So technically we didn't say it. I always get that one.

[B]

These are Facebook, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I knew it.

[C]

A little bit down. We got. Focus on your sin care. What's Jesus say about vulgarity, vanity, and profanity? I said, jesus says not to judge others. Gin.

[A]

I don't even respond back to these. I love it.

[C]

It makes the.

[A]

Well, I get in trouble all the time.

[B]

You do. I feel like people can insult you, but the minute you reply back and tell them they look like ramen head.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Then they.

[A]

That's. I got literally banned from my Facebook for 30 days for some dude commenting. Some old man. And I said. I said, like, dan, your hair looks like ramen noodles.

[B]

And got banned. Got banned for that.

[C]

What? Yes. Oh, I got to. I got to ease up then.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I can only just say their name sometimes. I send a picture of them back to them.

[A]

I do that. That's my favorite. That's my.

[B]

On their profile called us.

[A]

You can get in trouble ugly.

[C]

Yeah. Said, y' all are fugly. Let's go to their.

[A]

All right. We were supposed to do one at a time. You've gone on to three.

[C]

They're in a row.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So.

[A]

All right there, Mimi, you want to go?

[B]

All right.

[A]

We could do three at a time, too, if you want.

[B]

No, that's gonna blow through mine too quick. Oh, I couldn't find too many.

[A]

Good for you.

[B]

I don't like to dive deep in those things. This one, I posted a before and after of my weight loss because I'm almost at, like, £60 gone now. And Chris Said the Honey Boo Boo show is back. So thanks, Chris.

[A]

And Chris probably looks like a. I.

[C]

Would like to see what.

[B]

Chris didn't have. A profile picture. Guys. I tried.

[A]

I was gonna say Chris probably looks like a human thumb and smells like hard boiled eggs. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on. These people are just insane to me. All right, so there. Here's one. This is my favorite because this is everybody's go to. They feel like it's like such a.

[B]

Like I'm gonna get them with this one.

[A]

I got her. So it was a video of Jay and I with Snoop Dogg, right? This person said jelly Ho and his sideshow prostitute.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Good one.

[B]

They really stuck it to you.

[A]

Okay, but he spelled prostitute. P, R, O, S, T, I, T, U. Prostitute. Two. Prostitute. I'm a prostitute. Yeah. Oh. But my thing is, is everybody thinks it's so, like, cutting edge that they're know she used to be a hoe, right? She's a prostitute. What a whore. You're a whore. And it's just like, bro, do you not. First of all, before I was even on the Internet, I was being called that. Secondly, why are so many men upset about what I used to do with my vagina? Because if they had a chance to hit it, they would. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

That part, that part, please.

[A]

You could sit here and judge all you want, but knowing damn well that if any of these girls videos that you're commenting negative stuff on, you would cream your pants if they were in your presence.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

I don't know. It's always. I don't. I don't get a lot of hate from women. I get a lot of hate from men, though.

[C]

It's always men.

[A]

Always.

[C]

I do get a lot of women, especially on makeup videos.

[A]

I get a lot of older women. If it's like me cussing or me.

[B]

Looking for these comments did not realize how many older women hit on Jason. I love it. Stop when I tell you. All the Linda's in the Debras who were like, I would eat. I was like, ma', am, let me see you try. Please, Deborah, come for my husband, please. He does. He gets hit on by older women all the time. It's always at the Dollar General.

[A]

What?

[C]

Yeah, he.

[B]

He frequents the Dollar General and they. They love him.

[C]

I love that.

[A]

He is like a white trash American dream.

[B]

A thousand percent.

[A]

Literally.

[C]

They're just. They think he's jelly roll.

[B]

Do you know how many people think he's. We literally got stopped in an antique Store the other day. And she goes, honey, are you jelly roll? And he said, no, ma'. Am. She goes, oh, I just love him.

[A]

Oh, my goodness.

[B]

He said, okay.

[A]

See, I've never. I've never mixed up Jason and. And Jay, except for one time. I forget when it was. But he, like, I. I only caught him out of, like, my peripheral.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I was like, oh, my God. I thought you were my husband. You know, because I. Their stature is kind of the same.

[B]

Yeah. And, I mean, it's just.

[C]

I get it.

[B]

Like, if you're not paying close attention. They both. Yeah. Tattoos, beards, and they're big dudes. Like, the amount of times when we first moved here that he got called Big Smo. Got pictures taken with him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It was Big. Had a TV show.

[A]

This is when Big smell was big.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Big has lost so much weight. Have you seen him much?

[B]

He looks incredible.

[A]

He's skinny small.

[B]

Now go him for his health journey.

[A]

But he did this before, like, ozempic and before natural.

[B]

Like, they literally honed in.

[A]

Do you think he got gastric bypass? I don't know. I don't ask him.

[B]

Had some health issues, and I know after that, maybe it just scared him. Scared him straight. Kind of scared him straight.

[A]

Yeah. That's how it happens, though. That's why with my husband.

[B]

Yeah, go ahead.

[C]

You ready? We're doing more.

[A]

Oh, yeah, honey, did.

[B]

Let me go.

[A]

Did you blow your wad?

[B]

All.

[A]

All in the beginning.

[C]

Oh, no, we got. We got more.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right. This one said Randy decided when I did a before and after of my green hair to my orange hair to tell me, looking rough. What the heck? I looked at your profile, and you don't have all your teeth. I need you to step back a little bit, bro.

[A]

It's always the one with piano keys for teeth.

[C]

He.

[B]

He's having trouble.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Having trouble. Not one to talk about teeth.

[A]

Yeah. Not that we're hating on anybody with teeth, but if you can't listen if you say something rude to somebody on the Internet, because I've gotten this before, people get so mad at me. They're like, why are you lowering yourself to their level? Because I can.

[B]

That's the only playing field they want to be on because I can't get to me.

[A]

I'm on such frequency, they can't hear me unless I lower myself to theirs. You know what I'm saying?

[C]

So.

[B]

So good.

[A]

I'm gonna take the time to mosey on down the line, baby. And guess what? And if I say something, you're gonna remember it for the rest of your life. I told some lady she looked like a basset hound one day. I was so mad because I was just like. You get to a point where you're like, lady, did you really just say that to me? Like.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. No, no.

[A]

It's crazy. All right, so this one was disgusting. Honestly. So it was on the video of me talking about my sexual trauma that had happened and singing the song that my husband had, you know, dropped. What is the name of it? Let me look.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yesterday.

[B]

Yesterday.

[A]

Yesterday by Jelly.

[B]

It's yesterday.

[A]

Anyways, this man decides to come on. His name is Dlo. Dlo Dilo 56, by the way, guys. Okay, that makes sense why she is the way she is now. It all makes sense now. In capital letters.

[B]

He wanted to make sure you heard it.

[A]

Yeah, he wanted to make sure I felt his words. As if the video already wasn't emotional enough.

[B]

No, he.

[A]

He wanted to come and just let me know.

[B]

Do you have to let you know.

[A]

That it all makes sense because I was molested as a child?

[B]

That you are the way you are.

[A]

That I am the way I am.

[B]

Wow. You know, man, I mean, we didn't know that, but I'm glad that you educated us in that because.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Would have never guessed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So, yeah, I posted a picture of me in shorts, which, mind you, again, didn't wear shorts for 17 years. Guys, I am very confident in wearing shorts now. I wear them any chance I get. Unless it's like in 10 degrees outside, then I don't wear shorts. But David decided to say, can I gain 400 pounds and tattoo my 30 inch thighs asking for a friend.

[A]

Oh, David, David, David, you.

[B]

David, I'm need you to chill the out.

[A]

David, why don't you go stub your toe on your kid's toy when you're walking across the living room at 2am.

[B]

I hope you slip in the shower and fall butthole first on a shampoo bottle.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Yep. That's a good one. All right, so this one was.

[C]

A.

[A]

Video of Jay and I. This is another one of my favorites where it's me and Jay dancing to the song that whenever we broke up in 2018. Dan and Shay's.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

He came off stage to dance with you.

[A]

Yeah. So Rainbow Train wanted me to know that bunny, you don't love him as much as you portray. Let's be real. A wife would act completely different if her husband left a stage to come be with her. I literally am kissing my husband and dancing with him. Am I supposed to suck his dick right there? Oh, like it's this video. Like, how much more different can I act?

[C]

Look at this.

[B]

Oh, slow dance.

[C]

But if you're not dancing, it's a problem there too.

[A]

Oh, my favorite. My favorite. I get this comment all the time because we don't full on make out on camera.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

People are like, she won't even kiss him.

[B]

They barely touched lips.

[A]

Yeah. And I'm just like, first of all.

[C]

One full lip gloss on.

[A]

Well, it depends. If I'm at an award show, I don't want to get lipstick all over my husband while he's about to take pictures and have to go sleep seeing in front of America. Or two, we're online. Do you guys real. I get grossed out, okay. Watching people, you know, like, there's nothing attractive about seeing that. So I try to keep it cutesy and demure and like, literally, what did.

[B]

Olivia tell you the other day? She goes, you guys kiss a lot.

[A]

Yeah. At home. At home, all we do is kiss.

[C]

We.

[A]

We cannot keep our hands off of each other. And I'm not. Not trying to prove this to anybody, but it's just crazy that people's perceptions.

[B]

Oh, they. I don't under. Is either. If you kiss too much. Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah. To get a room. This is disgusting. And then if you don't, it's not very godly.

[B]

Yeah. What do you think he would think of you?

[A]

Yeah. Jesus is watching. And I'm like, listen, Jesus made me born naked for a reason, baby. All right. Okay.

[C]

Or what's your one? I had a video about how to sneak in alcohol to a bar because, you know, can trust drinks prices are freaking crazy. Okay. It's in like a little tampon holder. Yeah. Someone said, just a little theory. You gotta sneak alcohol because you can't have a good time without it. You might be an alcoholic.

[A]

I mean, you might. That was probably right.

[C]

I'm going to a bar. Like, I'm totally with you, dude.

[A]

Haley. Haley is like, I resemble that remark.

[B]

Said, I'm not those prices.

[A]

She's definitely not an alcoholic, bro.

[C]

I. I literally drink. Like, I drink maybe like one to three times a month. Like, it's only.

[A]

I'm so proud of you because when first. When Haley came around, the first, what, like four years you live at bars, you would come and I'd go like.

[C]

Multiple times a week, you would come.

[A]

And do my makeup. Haven't slept from the night before. Yeah. Still drunk.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know how my eyebrows were even Ever.

[C]

They probably, to be honest.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, Picasso, I like it, you know.

[C]

No, I would literally go out until like 5 in the morning and then have clients at 8am and work all day.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Don't know how I do.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Can't do that anymore.

[A]

But you've slowed down so much.

[B]

Oh, for sure. But you've also grown up like.

[C]

Yeah, but I've still never also been an alcoholic.

[A]

No, no, no, you were never an alcoholic.

[C]

The amount of comments on here calling me an alcoholic because I sneaking in one shot in a tampon thing.

[B]

You were the most like social drinker.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[C]

I have a fully stocked bar at my house and I've never touched anything like that's there for like when people come over and stuff. Like, if I was an alcoholic, all that would be gone.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. No, you were definitely in party girl mode, which. Hello. You were 25. 24.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

24 when I met you guys. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Hello. You're supposed to 24. Like, listen, I partied till I was 38. Eight. From the time I was 14 till I was 38.

[C]

Like I still love going. I love to go to a party, but just not as much as I used to.

[B]

I feel like we all had different party eras. Mine was it like teenage years.

[C]

See, I didn't have mine in my teen years because I was goody two shoes. We didn't have that. I didn't even do it in college.

[A]

Well, I grew up on the streets and then I became a hooker, so life was grand. You know what I'm saying? What do you got for me? Memes?

[B]

Anything so everyone knows, you know, jelly rolls, our dad. Oh, and so I posted a video saying I wanted a cow to be under my Christmas tree. Like I want to wake up tomorrow and there should be a cow under my Christmas tree. Yeah, he said my dad is famous. Do I make videos to get more attention so I can be famous? Hahaha. What a joke. Honestly, we don't care. Richie.

[A]

Richie, you care, baby.

[B]

I feel like you cared with that.

[A]

Comment, Richie, that evoked emotion.

[B]

You even put some emojis in there.

[A]

Oh yeah. He just wanted to drive it home.

[B]

I know, I know. Richie, that was good. That was good. I get it. My famous Richie.

[A]

Wrong person, dude. Wrong person.

[C]

Looks like Richie.

[B]

Let's pull him up. Doesn't have a profile picture. His profile picture is a mean cracker.

[C]

Knew it, knew it.

[B]

Very angry cracker.

[C]

I already know what he looks like.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

All right, so I get this a lot A lot. A lot. Another one.

[B]

Can I guess what it is?

[A]

Okay, so it's on a video of Bailey and I, but I get this on videos of you, me, and Haley all the time.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay, so I think that they thought that Bailey was one of you guys, because people cannot decipher a 16 year old from a 30 year old. Yeah, that has tattoos. Bailey has no tattoos. It's always people around Bunny that you can tell. She knows she's prettier than them.

[B]

We get that all.

[A]

Yeah. She literally only surrounds herself with people less attractive than her. This is pup tar 420.

[C]

All right, what does he look like? What do they look like?

[A]

No profile picture, but let me see if I can go to his. Hold on. Yeah. Nothing. I got nothing.

[B]

Oh, I get those a lot.

[C]

Love him.

[A]

Yeah, he looks like Tom Green on.

[C]

It's Daniel, but you don't know him.

[A]

Who is that?

[C]

That's Daniel Larson.

[B]

Wait, that's not the person.

[A]

Okay, okay, but this guy I did respond to because anytime anybody comes for Bailey, I get really mad. I said, this is my daughter, dweeb. Anyone that thinks like this is shallow. For this to even cross your mind is wild. Calling me out for loving everyone in my life. Laughing emoji. And then he replies, why aren't other people calling this shit out about her? First of all, they are everybody in their.

[B]

All the time.

[A]

For the. For the record, I just want to say this one time and one time only. Haley and Mimi are beautiful to me. Like, you guys are fucking gorgeous. Your auras. And Bailey, Bailey, too. Haley, Mimi and Bailey are gorgeous to me. And first of all, Bailey's my kid. She's going to be around me no matter what. But Mimi believed in me when I only had a vision. You know, there was. And it. I say this in my book too. Like, I told Mimi before, I can't pay you and she didn't care. You cannot ever replace that kind of loyalty to me. That is the most beautiful thing that you could ever do for somebody.

[B]

Stop. I'm gonna cry.

[A]

Oh, stop it. Stop it right now. She will cry. Like, seriously though, that is the most beautiful. And at the same time, she's running her own salon with 10 to 15 employees, has two kids, a husband, you know, has her own house, has a family, and is like, I don't care. I'm going to stop what I'm doing and help you build your dream. I don't give a fuck if she looked like fucking Darth Vader or. What's that? What's that dude's name, the hunchback of Notre Dame, which you don't. You're beautiful. But to me, beauty isn't just on the outside. It's on the inside. And I want people around me. That one make me feel good and that I can make feel good about themselves. It's a mutual respect and a mutual relationship.

[C]

Yeah, this is more about that person that left that comment.

[A]

Well, this comment comes from so many people, though. And, Haley, like, you are beautiful inside and out. You are the funniest motherfucker I've ever met.

[B]

Funniest.

[A]

We look at each other and start fudgeing, laughing like it's. We just do. We'll have a staring contest.

[B]

They do.

[A]

To see who breaks.

[B]

They do.

[A]

Like, we'll kiss in the middle of, like, you know, and it's like, I just feel like we've all grown up together.

[B]

We really do have guys.

[C]

Yeah. We've gone through so much together. It's so many eras.

[A]

The reason I call us a coven is not for any other reason besides the fact that coven with witches represents a group of women who are strong and powerful, but also, we are a sisterhood. We are family. And those ties, you can never break, you know? And you guys have done nothing but glow up since we've all been friends. And I feel like. Me, too. I've blown up, too.

[B]

Oh, I pulled up our first photo shoot together. I can't believe how different you look. Like you've always been beautiful. It's just like a different era of your.

[C]

Like, you've got to be younger.

[B]

How do you look younger now? Tell me more weird that no photo shoot. I'm like, you look older in that photo shoot eight years ago than you do right now.

[A]

It's all the adrenochrome I've been drinking.

[C]

Oh, let's not.

[A]

Oh, we're getting into that. Or no, leave it in. Because we're getting into that next. Because if you guys don't think I don't get these comments all the time.

[B]

I bet.

[A]

But long story short, before you go to leave that comment about the people that I absolutely love, just remember that you are insulting my family. And let's see what the your sisters and your moms and everybody look like that's around you that you're talking about. About my family that's around me and dare a to say some like that to my face. Yes, I will, gladly.

[B]

I would love any of these people to catch us.

[A]

Oh, catch me the outside, please, please. Because we all know I'm I'm ready to rumble. My husband gets so mad at me.

[B]

I will say Craig circled back and told me I was a moldy muffin.

[A]

Oh, you know what? I love Craig. I like him. I love Craig. He's one of us creative.

[B]

I don't make that into merch.

[A]

Whole different video, bro. Moldy muffin.

[B]

Moldy muffin. You guys, please stop. I literally found that and I started dying.

[A]

You're part of. You're invited. You're invited.

[B]

The barbecue. I go by Crunchy Muffin. So for the fact that this man sat there and was like, moldy muffin. Get the out of here. So good.

[A]

You need a backup account called moldy Muffin.

[B]

That should be my backup.

[A]

Please.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Oh, I love that.

[A]

So good. So good.

[C]

I found another one.

[A]

Go ahead, go ahead.

[C]

We got a lot of bad comments. When me and you pretended to be Jelly's security.

[A]

We were at Rainbow Room.

[C]

They hated that. The Internet hated it.

[B]

They.

[C]

Oh, they would so many bad.

[B]

We were so drunk. Which one's Jelly Roll? Yeah.

[C]

Oh, you guys look rough.

[B]

You guys. One girl. So wait, explain the video, though. We were so drunk that night.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Five shots and we.

[C]

We just started sitting like this. And I was like, take a video of us, like, being his is security guards. So we're standing like this. A lot of people thought we were like, snorting something because I went like this. I was like talking into, like a microphone.

[B]

It was our microphones. Ten, four.

[C]

Like, we gotta. You know, everyone's like, what are they snorting? I knew they were doing drugs. All this shit. One lady said, I think these women all make him look like a pimp. And he didn't need a wife and bodyguards to be who he was then. They will eventually be his downfall. That's just how I see it. I'm like this whole, like, it's a joke. And people took it so serious.

[A]

I have learned America does not have a fudgeing sense of humor.

[B]

The amount of people who think you're his downfall.

[A]

Oh, I was going to say that. I get. It's like, you're going to be your husband's downfall when it's been a decade waiting. It's been a decade. Like, he has done nothing but prosper and elevate since we've been together. And I'm not taking credit for that. But if I was going to be his downfall, it would have been in the very beginning, you know. Luckily, he's got a very secure wife who just lets. I'm like, fly, baby, fly. There's Some days that I don't even talk to my husband on the phone because he's so fucking busy. Most women would never be able to handle that. No. At all.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Okay, so, you know, I've got some good ones.

[B]

Okay, you guys, we actually do this not on camera.

[A]

That's why I wanted to do this today, because I was like, we sit here and clown people all day long.

[B]

This is the real life us.

[A]

You guys are in the group chat.

[C]

So I did this.

[A]

Our story, but of you.

[C]

Yeah, it's clearly me doing a voiceover of you. And someone. Someone said it's Bunny's voice, but it's definitely not Bunny's. XOXO face. I don't even care if she gained weight. That ain't her face.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

You. It's funny. I don't feel like people sometimes understand how the Internet works either.

[C]

No, p. I don't think people get voiceovers.

[B]

I don't think people get voiceovers at all. Like, one person literally said one time, you sound really different. And it was like, literally.

[C]

It's so funny.

[A]

I'm like, what people, man? They just. I'm telling you, they just don't have personalities. Okay. Oops. That was a good one, too. This guy said, even tramps have gold mines. I thought that was a great one. But anyway, so this person said, julia, we got a girl.

[B]

Julia.

[A]

Ghoulia says, noticing some symbolism. This breaks my heart. You are his handler. Once you gain that fame and fortune, you are full. Forced to bow down. Sucks. Because I really liked you, Bunny.

[C]

Wow. I liked you, too, I guess.

[A]

Which I. That was a sweet one. That was sweet.

[B]

That was nice.

[A]

Full of assumption, but sweet.

[B]

Full of assumption, but sweet. I like it.

[A]

You know, and here's the thing. If there's an Illuminati, I have never seen it. We've never been invited to any weird parties. We've never been anywhere ever to see anything like that. We don't make enough money. No. So, one, I really think that it's awesome that you guys think we're that rich, but we're not. And secondly, my husband and I are both so spiritual. He's a little bit more religious than I am. I'm a little bit more spiritual and fluid. But, like, people will say that, you know, especially now that he just dropped that song with the Christian singer. It's fake Christianity, and it's, you know, one. And that I'm his handler. One. If I. My husband is a Sagittarius. I've said this a Million times. You are never telling a Sagittarius man with a Capricorn moon what to fucking do.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Ever. My husband scares me, okay? I am like a little puppy dog with him. That is the only man that has me in check and that has ever had me in check. Anybody else, them I would fucking buck like a wild bronco. My husband, I'm like, yes, Daddy. Like, I don't know. Like, I'm a little church girl. I'm just like, whatever Daddy says, you know? And if anything, it's the other way around. He's my handler because I am the wild one who's always getting in trouble for saying something.

[B]

Wrangling you, literally.

[A]

He will call me. He'll be like, bunny, did you just post about this? And I'll be like, yeah. And he'll be like, take it down. And I'm just like, oh, yes, Daddy. You know, it's like. It's just crazy that it's not happening. There's no Illuminati. We've talked about this numerous times. I'm not a handler. I don't even know. You know what? I do know what kind of, like, what a handler looks like, because I met Anna Nicole Smith. Did I ever tell you guys the story?

[B]

Yes, you did.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not on here, though.

[A]

Okay, So I met Anna Nicole Smith at the Palms when the Palms was cracking back in the day. She was walking through. I. I did cocktails there. I don't know if I was working or if I was just there partying. I can't remember. But she's walking through, beautiful as ever. And her. And I make eye contact, and she instantly was like. And just got this big smile on her face. And she comes over to me, and she just gives me the biggest hug, and she's like, hi, baby. How are you? And I was like, oh, my God, Anna, it's so nice to meet you. And she's like, we're going upstairs to party. You want to come? She goes, do you have Xanax? And I was like, yeah, because that was back in the day. That was my Xanax Times. And that dude Howard Stern was with her. Not Howard Stern, the radio dj. Howard K. Stern, her lawyer, who did nothing but drive that woman into the ground. Comes in between us because we're, like, holding each other, and swipes his hand down in the middle of us, and he goes, anna, no. And pushes her back like that. And she just looked at me with, like, the saddest puppy dog face. And she, like, powdered her. Her bottom lip. Out and was like, I'm sorry. And, like, he just yanked her away and would not let her talk to me. Dude, to me, that's a handler. Granted, she was ready to party and wanted some Xanax, but, I mean, I was a girl. What was I gonna do, you know? So it to me, that wasn't protective. That was, like, somebody who was really controlling her.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, absolutely. Oh, my gosh. But she was so beautiful. And, dude, her energy. She wasn't of this earth. Anna Nicole was very ethereal. And just being in her energy for that. That short time, she really was the sweetest human. It made such an effect on me that when she died February 8th, I remember where I was. I was in the middle of Build a Bear with my ex, Bobby's daughter, getting her a Build A Bear. And I found. I heard the news. I literally had to take her home because I was so devastated over it. Like, that's how much of an impact I felt when I met her. And. And the minute I got to the Bahamas, like, a few years later, the minute I went to the Bahamas, I got off the plane and went straight to her grave out there.

[C]

He's buried in the Bahamas.

[A]

She's buried in the Bahamas.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Next to her son. That's where she wanted to be because that's where she felt the most protected and loved. Yeah. When she died, I researched her. Her whole, like. What do they call it? Toxicology report, her everything. Like, the. I studied the crime scene. This was before I was even into true crime. But I just was like, what happened? Because I really, genuinely felt like that killed her.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know? Like, I was so. Like, I felt like I didn't protect her and I didn't even know her, you know? Like, I literally only met her for that split second in life, but it was just like, she had that energy where you just wanted to save her. She was like a damsel in distress.

[B]

She really was. Absolutely. Yeah.

[A]

For sure. Yep. So no handler, no Illuminati.

[B]

I will say, if you were in the Illuminati, I feel like you'd be the one to get kicked out of the Illuminati.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You'd be spreading all the secrets.

[A]

I talk too much. I talk way too much. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Name it. Illuminati Secrets on the podcast.

[A]

Literally. Illuminati tell all. Yeah, that's why. Who is in the Illuminati?

[B]

She's, like, in there making tick tocks with everyone.

[A]

Literally, like, some dude in room A robe is like, yeah. And a hoodie and, like, yeah, no. If anything, I'm saving my husband from the Illuminati because they're too scared to get close to them. They're probably. This will blow the lid for sure. Tell everyone I'm like the Alex Jones of the podcast. You know what I'm saying? Like, of course somebody's gonna come in and be like, yeah, we can't have them.

[B]

That's funny.

[A]

What do you got for us?

[B]

Got another one. Wait, go ahead and you can sit down.

[A]

What up, Jason? Chaji's so excited. Oh, look how excited he is.

[B]

So happy for work, Daddy.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, I might have another one. Mimi, do you have another?

[B]

I do.

[C]

All right.

[B]

So this was on the same video about the cows. I asked for a cow for Christmas, and Susan said, please. Eye roll emoji. So out of touch. Cry for all the starving children. The amount of dots that are in here. Dot, dot, dot, touch, dot, dot, dot.

[A]

Children crouchy.

[C]

Sh.

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

And she said, P, U, L, E, A, S, S, E. So police is how she spelled it. But yeah. Susan, I got my cow.

[A]

That was a good one.

[C]

I guess I delete a lot.

[A]

You don't. What happened?

[C]

Some. Why? Some I respond back to, but I can't find them.

[A]

Leave them up. All right, I got one. I got one. I got one. This is on. Okay. This is on the. Of the car that will you hit.

[B]

The car on the rock.

[A]

When I hit the bins on the rock, this guy said, so. Bobby says, so she other dudes his car, spends his money. Does she do anything actually good for the world?

[B]

Bobby.

[A]

Bob. Areno.

[C]

How.

[A]

How do you know what I'm doing? How do you know what I'm doing? How do you know? I love when people accuse me of other dudes.

[B]

That's their number one. Go to.

[A]

Number one. Go to. And the only reason. Only reason people can say this is because of that stupid podcast that Jay and I made in, like, 2018, 2019, where it was like a Q A. And I said to them, because I did not want people to look, look down on my husband, because we bring girls home while we used to. We don't anymore because we used to bring girls home. And I didn't want people to be like, well, why is it okay for him? And, you know, why isn't she allowed to do it? And my husband and I have always had a relationship where we have free will. We don't feel like we are each other's possession. So picture like, setting something in the palm of Your hand, we just hold it with an open palm instead of a closed fist. You know what I'm saying? And I. To me, I think that's beautiful because I love where I'm at. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to go anywhere. And this podcast, I say in it, if I want to sleep with somebody else, I'm allowed to. Well, people have ran with that for years.

[B]

Who would have guessed? You would have started your own rumor.

[A]

I started my own rumor and all. And you know what sucks is it was just us being honest.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Every. And just like people. People say, like, oh, she's not. She wasn't really a hooker in her past life. She's embellished her. Her. Her life story. And I'm like, first of all, if I was going to embellish my life story, I would have graduated from Harvard. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

I'm technically a queen.

[A]

Queen. Why would I have picked being a hooker in Vegas if I was gonna.

[B]

You lie about your age. You think I'm gonna choose to be in my 40s?

[A]

I think I'm gonna be 45. If anything, I would be eternally 38. The Internet fought with me and told me that I was 26 for the longest time. For you to turn 27, I had to keep posting. I am not 26 years old because people were looking at my husband like, what a weirdo. With this young girl. Girl who just is running around scantily clad. And I'm just like, no, I'm in my 40s, dude. And people fought me on that.

[B]

It couldn't accept it.

[A]

It's crazy. And so now people are like, oh, you old. And I'm just like, she was younger.

[B]

And you get called.

[A]

I'm like, I can't win. It's just like, no matter how honest I am, people will use that against me. Or if I were. If I just didn't talk about anything, people think, oh, she's hiding everything. Everything. You know, it's just.

[B]

It's never stand it.

[A]

Never a dull moment over here. And interwebs.

[C]

I got one from Tim.

[A]

Oh, Tim. See, it's all dudes, Tim.

[B]

Yeah, I got one from Timmy Abbott.

[C]

Okay, so I obviously post a lot of makeup tutorials.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Always coming after the makeup. So I don't have a whole lot.

[A]

But why do men have any comments on makeup?

[B]

Guys, we don't do the makeup for you. We do it for other women.

[C]

I didn't do this for any man.

[A]

We do it for ourselves.

[C]

We love it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He said, that's why you take b swimming on the first date. Reveal if she's a creature under the fake face. I said, you think she's going on a date with you, Tim?

[A]

But that. But also, you should have been like, my makeup's so good. She could go 20ft underwater, come back up, and not a piece of makeup will be moved.

[B]

You need to reply with the manta ray video of her getting out of the ocean. And her beat is still perfect.

[A]

Yeah, literally.

[B]

You look so good. Coming out of the ocean was crazy.

[A]

That's right, baby.

[B]

Well, wait.

[A]

This was fine.

[B]

Oh, you got another Craig circled back, guys.

[A]

Oh, my. Did you just reply to him, Craig?

[B]

No, I haven't replied to Craig at all. Craig circled back one last time.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

With a review.

[A]

Why do you get the circle backs?

[C]

I love it.

[B]

Craig came back for a third time, guys, after the moldy muffin.

[A]

Okay? So he kept going.

[C]

God, I love him.

[B]

Another video that I review.

[A]

Can we send Craig some merch?

[B]

I mean, we need to.

[A]

I feel like he really, like, he's a fan. Yeah, he's a fan of this.

[B]

If you guys know, if you follow my social media, I review restaurants or, like, things to do in Murfreesboro. Right. I went to a Mexican restaurant that. It's one of my favorite.

[A]

I want to do one of those with you one day for your TikTok.

[B]

He said, that's exactly why your grotesquely obese body needs.

[C]

Got it.

[A]

What the man?

[B]

But, Craig, send me your size and address. I would love to send you some merch, Craig.

[A]

Come on. I love just. Does Craig. Where does Craig live? Does it say it on his profile?

[B]

No, it doesn't.

[A]

It's just private. No, nothing.

[B]

No profile.

[C]

Have you ever sent him a dm? Be like, yo, can you.

[B]

You know, like, are we friends at this point?

[C]

I think request.

[B]

Oh, my God. Should I do it?

[A]

Send Craig a friend request and just say, hey, we want to send you a box of merch. What's. What's. What's a good address we can deliver for you? Just say, hey, Craig, we want to send you a box of merch. What's a good address we can send it to?

[B]

This is going to be great.

[C]

Love you with a heart.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Love you.

[A]

Yeah. That was crazy. I loved it, though. It was good. That was a good one.

[C]

Wait, a. What a way to end it.

[A]

What a way to end it. What a way to end it.

[B]

All right, bye. Bye.