Jelly's Romantic Surprise

Summary

Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde – Episode "Jelly's Romantic Surprise"

Host/Author: Dumb Blonde Productions
Host: Bunnie XO
Episode Title: Jelly's Romantic Surprise
Release Date: February 24, 2025

Bunnie XO and her co-hosts, Haley and Tasha, dive into a vibrant and heartfelt episode of Dumb Blonde, celebrating the launch of Season Nine with a mix of humor, personal stories, and engaging discussions. This episode, titled "Jelly's Romantic Surprise," takes listeners on a journey through romantic gestures, memorable travel experiences, and the joys of farm life.

1. Welcoming Season Nine

The episode kicks off with the hosts expressing their excitement for the new season. Bunnie remarks, "This season, as you guys can see, is already starting off to be a banger" (05:02), highlighting their enthusiasm for upcoming episodes and guests.

Bunnie: "First of all, I am so excited to be back. This season is already a banger."

Haley and Tasha echo this excitement, reminiscing about their growth as regular podcast contributors and sharing laughs over past moments when they resisted being on camera.

2. Relationship Dynamics and Personal Growth

A significant portion of the episode delves into Bunnie's relationship with her husband, Jay. Bunnie shares how Jay surprised her with an elaborate romantic trip to Hawaii, a gesture that was particularly meaningful given Jay's typically non-romantic nature.

Bunnie: "This was a whole new side of him because we've been together almost a decade, and I've never seen that side before."

Haley adds her perspective on maintaining relationships, emphasizing the importance of celebrating each other and planning meaningful experiences.

3. Planning the Romantic Hawaii Trip

Bunnie narrates the challenges and triumphs of planning her birthday trip. Initially aiming for England, cold weather in Nashville led her to pivot plans multiple times, ultimately settling on a luxurious stay at the Four Seasons in Kona, Hawaii.

Bunnie: "When I saw my husband plan out this entire trip, it meant so much to me because we've never done something this over-the-top for each other."

She humorously recounts the difficulties with flight bookings and her anxiety about flying, especially after a recent tragic incident involving a Blackhawk helicopter in D.C., which left her fearful of air travel.

4. Adventures in Hawaii: Manta Rays, ATVs, and Cows

The hosts vividly describe their adventurous activities in Hawaii, including swimming with manta rays and tackling challenging ATV rides. They share comedic and thrilling moments, such as Haley's encounter with a cow and their playful interactions with farm animals.

Haley: "I had mud going in my mouth, dude."

The discussion seamlessly blends hilarious mishaps with heartfelt experiences, capturing the essence of their travel adventure.

5. Embracing Farm Life and Adding New Animals

Transitioning from travel stories, Bunnie excitedly talks about expanding her farm family with new animals, including a donkey named Pablo and miniature ponies like Dolly. The hosts share amusing anecdotes about the personalities and quirks of their new pets.

Bunnie: "Pablo is deathly afraid of Dolly. He runs away every time she approaches."

Their stories highlight the challenges and joys of integrating new animals into their lives, adding depth to their discussion on personal growth and responsibility.

6. Celebrating Influencers and Trisha Paytas’s Tour

The conversation shifts to celebrating fellow online personalities, specifically Trisha Paytas and her upcoming tour. Bunnie and Haley express their pride in Trisha's accomplishments and her transition from YouTube to broader platforms like TikTok and Broadway.

Bunnie: "Trisha Paytas just announced that she's doing an eras tour, and it's so amazing to see her live out her dreams."

This segment underscores the podcast's theme of supporting others and recognizing hard work and consistency.

7. Airline Industry Critique: Spirit Airlines Controversy

A critical discussion ensues about Spirit Airlines’ recent policy changes, where they restrict passengers based on attire and tattoos. The hosts voice their frustration and skepticism about the airline's motives and the broader implications for the industry.

Bunnie: "If you want a different demographic to fly with you, then raise your prices. It's that simple."

Haley adds her concern about the safety and service quality following the D.C. helicopter incident, tying personal fears to industry-wide issues.

8. Merchandise and Future Plans

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts promote their Bunny XO merchandise, including hoodies, sweatsuits, and T-shirts. They also tease upcoming content for Season Nine, such as new musical segments and guest appearances, indicating significant growth and new directions for the podcast.

Bunnie: "We have the Bunny XO shirt, the bunny sweatsuit, the chachi shirt, and the embroidered Bunny XO hat."

Haley and Tasha contribute by mentioning their plans to incorporate more personal updates and musical elements, promising an exciting season ahead.

Notable Quotes

• Bunnie: "This was a whole new side of him because we've been together almost a decade, and I've never seen that side before." (17:19)
• Haley: "I have a fear of flying now. I don't like it." (68:58)
• Tasha: "I could fight off a shark but slipping and hitting my head on a rock is something different." (32:40)
• Bunnie: "Spirit Airlines is going to create more tension with these rules." (64:28)

Conclusion

"Jelly's Romantic Surprise" is a captivating episode that intertwines humor with heartfelt narratives, offering listeners a glimpse into the hosts' personal lives and adventures. From romantic gestures and travel escapades to the trials of farm life and industry critiques, Bunnie, Haley, and Tasha deliver an engaging and relatable discussion that embodies the essence of the Dumb Blonde podcast.

For those new to the show, this episode provides a perfect introduction to the hosts' dynamic, their willingness to share personal stories, and their knack for blending comedy with genuine insights.

Transcript

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[Haley]

Hey.

[Bunny]

Hi, guys. I love that you guys are like regular staples on the podcast now.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Do you remember when we first started out, you guys would not never let anybody video you this one for sure. Haley.

[Haley]

It was hand only, and her hand had to look a certain way.

[Bunny]

No. Or if we put her face in it, she would make us put an emoji over it.

[Tasha]

I'd put the emoji over it.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it was. It's just been really cool to watch you guys glow up in front of the camera now.

[Tasha]

I was on here with no makeup, girl.

[Bunny]

I did one podcast with no makeup on. I was like, never again. I look dead. I'm not doing it ever again. Never, never, never.

[Haley]

I went from only ever wearing makeup to nothing. You gotta watch your smacking.

[Bunny]

Well, it's because you're beautiful. The way you just mommed her and the way she looked at you. Her mommy issues kicked up so tough in that glance.

[Haley]

Just hear it over here so I can just imagine what happened.

[Bunny]

I heard it over here too. I heard it over here too. It's. It's an art to chew gum and do podcasting at the same time. I literally hold it like tobacco in my lip. Did you just put it on my couch?

[Haley]

It's in her finger. She's up here rolling it.

[Bunny]

Put it on, Mimi.

[Haley]

Don't dare.

[Bunny]

She likes it.

[Haley]

Don't. Don't.

[Bunny]

Well, guys, I am so excited to be back. You have no freaking Idea. This season, as you guys can see, is already starting off to be a banger. And I'm just, you know, really, really excited for everybody to see all the guests and just do another season, man. Season nine.

[Haley]

I can't believe we're in season nine.

[Bunny]

I feel like we should celebrate season 10 when it gets here. Yeah, that's, like, monumental.

[Tasha]

It is heavily number balloons.

[Bunny]

How many? Oh, God. I'm gonna be one of those people. Like the ones on Instagram when they reach a mile. So I hate that. Don't do that if you're an.

[Haley]

I did that.

[Bunny]

First of all, I don't like. You did it.

[Tasha]

Well, I didn't do it.

[Bunny]

You're the type.

[Tasha]

Jade brought me 100.

[Bunny]

Jade's the type, too.

[Haley]

Influencers, too, though.

[Bunny]

Like, I hate the term influencer. I think it's the weirdest thing ever.

[Tasha]

I don't think I'm an influencer anymore. I used to be, like, videos.

[Haley]

Tell me. Yes. What.

[Bunny]

What do they used to be?

[Tasha]

Like a guru. Like, a beauty guru. Like, I feel like I don't do that anymore more.

[Bunny]

Well, because you're letting people get to know you a little bit more. You don't have a niche, and I feel like, I guess if it's to be an influencer, you have to have a niche. Like. Yeah. What's her name? Nara Ford Smith. Nara Smith. No, Nara Ford's the hot of model. Sorry. Yeah, Like, Nara Smith. Like, love her.

[Haley]

She has a very, very niche, but.

[Tasha]

I wouldn't also say she's an influencer.

[Haley]

That's what.

[Bunny]

Yes, they are. Yeah. Do you know how. How many women wake up every day and want to be dropped gorgeous and bake a loaf of bread?

[Tasha]

I kind of want to make a sourdough, you guys.

[Haley]

If I had the patience, I would. I'm obsessed.

[Bunny]

I don't know how to do it. I'm afraid I would poison myself.

[Tasha]

The starters are scary, though.

[Haley]

Oh, they look like they're scared with it. When I tell you I could make it if I had it, like, no problem. But it's the patience.

[Bunny]

I don't have a ton of jealousy in me at all. You guys know that. Nothing makes me jealous. The one thing in the world that makes me jealous is who can garden, who can bake a loaf of bread, who can just cook anything from scratch? Steak and eggs. Gotcha. All day long.

[Tasha]

Chicken. Done.

[Bunny]

You want me to freaking. You want me to make you homemade pudding? Absolutely not. I don't know what I'm doing. Or, like, the bitches who make Beef tallow, like for their skin care products. Like, I want to learn how to do that. I would be a hippie with armpit hair and just fucking live at home.

[Haley]

And teach you how to make butter.

[Bunny]

When the fuck did you learn how to make butter?

[Haley]

Oh, you know, butter looks easy. Got millions.

[Bunny]

I didn't think it was real. I didn't think it was real.

[Haley]

My butter is delicious.

[Bunny]

Okay, how do you make it?

[Haley]

You literally just put it in a mixer.

[Bunny]

I need something hard. I want something complex.

[Haley]

Then you gotta put it in the water and then you gotta squeeze it. Then you gotta season it, then you gotta roll it. That kind of stuff. But like actually ingredient wise is just heavy whipping cream in a blender for like or a wi a thing for 20 minutes.

[Bunny]

I need non dairy options. Let's do the real hard.

[Tasha]

Is there non dairy whipping cream?

[Bunny]

Yeah, I use it all the time.

[Haley]

Well, there you go. I don't know if it'll separate like.

[Bunny]

Real butter, but yeah, those seasonings never do. Like if you get gluten free breadcrumbs, they're not. They're not.

[Haley]

The real Jason is traumatized after you accidentally ordered him gluten free bread on his Jimmy John's. And he talks about it quite often.

[Bunny]

I love gluten free bread over regular bread any day.

[Haley]

He said it tastes like cardboard.

[Bunny]

No way.

[Haley]

Oh yeah.

[Bunny]

He was like, I got my sandwich then.

[Haley]

No, you ordered everyone's. Cuz it was like a party all came and he was so traumatized. To this day he's like, I will not let Bunny order me a sandwich. I have to put it in myself.

[Bunny]

I didn't even know.

[Haley]

God, what the is this?

[Bunny]

I love gluten.

[Tasha]

That's a big difference.

[Bunny]

I think gluten free products taste so much better than regular products. But maybe it's because I have tolerance. Yeah.

[Haley]

And so that probably doesn't. You probably don't feel the same when you eat it too.

[Bunny]

Well, that. But I just taste so much better to me. Like it tastes cleaner, I guess you could say.

[Haley]

Tastes like cardboard.

[Bunny]

No, if you guys order from Jersey Mike's, their gluten free bread. So good.

[Haley]

Maybe it was Jersey Mike's that you ordered.

[Bunny]

Probably.

[Haley]

Yeah. That sounds like something you would do. And then he was. He.

[Bunny]

He should be thankful I saved a stomach that day. Bloating.

[Haley]

Probably got something on the way home. Sushi restaurant. He was like, can we please swing by Beach Tree and get a hamburger? I said, I got you, bro.

[Bunny]

We okay. So we went to Hawaii.

[Haley]

Hawaii.

[Bunny]

How amazing was The Hawaii trip.

[Haley]

Life changing.

[Tasha]

I did not want to leave, dude.

[Bunny]

It was so needed, and I didn't realize how needed and necessary it was for all of us.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

We got to frolic and play like fairies in the forest.

[Haley]

What a good word.

[Bunny]

Literally, we frolicked.

[Haley]

We did.

[Bunny]

I mean, I think I saw the boys. Their little toes were twinkling, like, everybody was excited to.

[Tasha]

The boys were all holding hands when they were jumping.

[Haley]

They were literally, like, going off the clock cliff, holding hands.

[Tasha]

Never thought I'd see Boston holding hands and jumping off a cliff.

[Haley]

Literally looks over and goes, we got hold hands, man. He goes, all right. He goes, but I'm letting go so we don't hit heads.

[Bunny]

I know my husband wanted to hold my hand. I said, I love you. I'm gonna hold your hand ever so gingerly, but you're not pulling me down with you.

[Haley]

No. Hell no.

[Bunny]

Like, I'll. I'll jump with you, but midair. We're disconnecting.

[Haley]

We're not going in together.

[Bunny]

Taking my hand back. Gotta go now. It was. First of all, so how we ended up in Hawaii is actually a story in itself, because for the first time ever in my life, I was like, you know what? I want to do something for my birthday. It's smack dab the middle of January. We just all fucking had to get through Christmas, and that's always the worst time of year because, like, everything shuts down.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Around Christmas time. And I mean, you know, the stress of the holiday and just From Thanksgiving till January 1st, it's a shit show in our life lives, you know? So I was like, I want to do something for my birthday. Let's go to England. So. And I just literally pulled it out of my hat. I'm like, let's go to England. So we start researching, me and Mimi, and we got it all planned out. We're gonna go to England. And then it gets so cold in Nashville.

[Haley]

Snaps into cold.

[Bunny]

So cold that I'm like, the last place I want to go is another cold place on my birthday. So let's switch destinations and let's go to. What was the first one? The Bahamas. Yes, let's go to the Bahamas. I've been there before. I saw Anna Nicole's grave. And, like, I went there, but when I went, I went with a sugar daddy, so I didn't love it as much. I was trying to get the hell away from him the whole time. And I flew my friend Grace out and everything just to get away from the dude. Sorry, Sandy, but I've heard Of Sandy before, but. And Sandy was a sweetheart, you know? But when you're on vacation in the Bahamas, the last thing you want to do is be attached to, you know, a sugar daddy. It's just a different experience. It's. It's almost like whenever I had sugar daddies, I didn't want to allow myself to feel any joy with them because it was work.

[Haley]

Oh, I saw that.

[Bunny]

Always try to keep it business and pleasure separate. Nothing was ever pleasureful about being with a sugar daddy. But anyways, that's a whole nother book. So I was like, cool, let's go to Bahamas. So this poor travel agent, we're working with her, and literally, she sends us so many options and blah, blah, blah, blah. I go and look, and I lost my passport. Don't know where my passport is. I'm like, I never lose anything. My husband loses everything. I'm the one in the house who never loses anything. But I know what happened. I stuck my passport somewhere, and I was like, I'm gonna leave it here because it's safe, and I'm never gonna forget where it is. Well, I forgot where it was, so I'm gonna. I'm having my closet redone, so I'm hoping in the. The midst of all that, my passport will pop up. So anyways, I'm like, all right, it. We gotta go somewhere where I don't need a passport. Tasha needed a passport too, and that was just too, too soon to have. We waited too late to get a passport for her. So anyways, I'm like, all right, we're gonna go to.

[Haley]

It was the u. S. Virgin islands and then Puerto Rico. Because you didn't need passports.

[Bunny]

Yep. So we started researching the virgin islands, and I'm just like, oh, I can't wait to go to the virgin islands. And I'm like, all fucking hype about it. And then the travel agent comes back and is like, I would suggest not going to the U.S. virgin Islands.

[Haley]

It's, like, very touristy. It's, like, not as, like, luxurious as the way she explained it, right?

[Bunny]

So anyways, I'm like, all right, fudge that. Let's go to fudgeing Puerto Rico. I was like, at least we know where we're going when we go there. So she starts sending all these options and planning it out, and I pulled the trigger. I'm like, I'm gonna splurge. So I got us, like, a really cool place for all of us.

[Haley]

Oh, man. It was, like, rooftop pools and stuff. It's crazy in Puerto Rico didn't know Puerto Rico was like that.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it was. And we'll go to Puerto Rico. But I was like, I was. For me, I'm such a cheap, especially when it comes to myself. So for me to be like, hey, yeah, I'm gonna spend X amount of dollars and pull the trigger on this was huge for me. So we get, we're. I'm like, okay, I want this one. You guys have these rooms. Let's do this. We go to book the flights. And the flights, they were cheaper when.

[Haley]

We first started looking, but because we waited so long and we were like three days before.

[Bunny]

Right.

[Haley]

They tripled.

[Tasha]

Isn't that a thing that, like, if you go to a website and they see you looked like they would, they'll double it because you didn't book then?

[Haley]

I don't know. I didn't even have heard about that.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I actually heard something about that, but I didn't care about the prices. This is going to sound so fudgeing pretentious. Okay? And I don't care if I'm paying this much fucking money to fly. I want to lay the fuck down and I don't want to have to be at the airport at 5:00 in the morning.

[Haley]

It was the only 5:00am flight.

[Bunny]

Literally. You could only fly out at 5:00am and sit in literally regular class. Like their first class was just sit straight up and down for six hours. I'll have 10 panic attacks. I'm gonna be sleep deprived and I'm not gonna be able to lay down and put ice on my chest or, you know, like, I already have such a fear of flying. Not to mention what's been going on in the news, like insane. So I'm already a nervous wreck. I pulled the plug over the flights. I was like, nope, not going because I'm not gonna be uncomfortable on these flights. And I was talking to my husband about it and he's like, are you guys going? And I'm like, oh. And by the way, my husband, who never wants to go on trips, was peeking. I was planning this trip without him. Starts poking his nose around when I say I'm going to England. And he's like, well, I can't get into England because I'm a felon. And I'm like, okay, well who you're not going. You know? And he's like, well, do you want me to go? And I said this on a previous podcast and I was like, yeah, I would love for you to go, but you never do. So I just didn't include you, which I'm gonna start. Ladies, that's a trick for your husband's K. If you want something. Like the lady who wrote in about the birthday thing.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I literally did not include my husband in these plans. And he was like, can I come? You know, like, so it works. It works. Plan a trip without your husband, and I guarantee you that gonna ask if he can come. Which I was thrilled. I was so happy because I love spending any time with my husband. Anyways, long story short, I changed a bunch of the locations was just to suit my husband, too, because he would be flying in from Canada. So we. I just pulled the plug. I was laying in bed, and Jay's like, so are you going? And I'm like, no, I give up. I'm like, it's too. It's frustrating. I can't do it. And he's like. He leans over and he looks at me, and he goes, will you let me handle it? And I was like, you know, I was like, yeah. I mean, if you want to. I was like, you don't have to, though, when I tell you this, man, this fucking sexy little minx went all out, bro. And, like, I've been with my dude for nine years. My husband is one. We don't do stuff like this for each other. We're not over the top. Like, we'll buy each other cars, stuff like that.

[Haley]

But, you know, something that requires, like, an immense amount of plan that and romance. Yeah. Like, it was. This was literally romantic.

[Bunny]

Yeah. My husband is a Capricorn Venus. I don't know if you guys know anything about Capricorn Venuses, but their love language is work, okay? Like, that's. I'm a Capricorn Aquarius. That's all I do is work. But their love language is work. No romantic bone in his body. So when I. When I saw my husband plan out this entire trip, which Mimi knew about it, I didn't even fucking know about it, and hid it from me. I guess he had been planning it before he even asked me or was, like, thinking about it.

[Haley]

Yeah, we had been. Well, when you pulled plug, I immediately set up a meeting with him, and I was like, call me asap. She pulled the plug. And so I was like, we have something has to happen. I was like, even if I literally just go over there and cook her dinner, I'm not letting this birthday go by without celebrating. Because it's the first time we've been together eight years almost, and you've never let me celebrate you. And, like, this was their first year that you said yes. And I was like, everyone, hold tight. We're doing it. We were so excited. We were like, this has to happen. And when you pulled the plug, I.

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

Can we take Ms. Cindy home one day?

[Bunny]

She is Moana's grandma. Energy.

[Haley]

Absolutely.

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

Knew everything both ways.

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

How was. Oh, I'll say it in a second. Never mind what I said. How was it that Haley was the only one that didn't get laid? She kept protesting, like everyone on the trip. Just immense amount of sex. Haley, nothing.

[Tasha]

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[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Tasha]

I didn't have to talk to anyone.

[Bunny]

Yeah. I kept telling Haley, I'm like, let me hook you up with somebody. Let me. Let's go on Tinder. Let's do something. And she was just like, not having it. And I'm not gonna force her if she didn't want to. You know, it. So anyways, we get to this place, the Four Seasons in Kona. They. My husband got the presidential suite for me. And I've never stayed in a presidential suite ever in my entire life. I mean, with sugar daddies, of course, but, like, not with somebody that I love. And this wasn't a suite. This was a huge four mansion.

[Haley]

Yeah. I was like, it is like, what Huge.

[Bunny]

It was crazy. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw. And it was the sweetest thing. And my husband just really went above and beyond.

[Tasha]

And, you know, every place we went to was decorated with, like, happy birthday stuff.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Tasha]

Champagne and your layover in lax.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Was decorated. Like, he literally. He decorated the pj, the plane. Yeah.

[Tasha]

Everything was decorated Every step of the.

[Haley]

Way was so above and beyond.

[Bunny]

Yeah, it was really sweet. And I. I know everybody's like, oh, good for you, you know, but it's like, you have no idea. My husband is not a romantic. So for him to have gone to those links, to do what he did meant so much to me because we've been together almost a decade and I've never seen that side of him. And I was like, I could get used to this. I understand now why girls like the princess treatment. Ladies who have been doing the princess treatment, you motherfuckers have been doing it, right? Okay.

[Haley]

It's nice.

[Bunny]

No, it's noise. It is like. I'm like, I love it here. I never want to leave. So. No, it was amazing. We had the most beautiful time. We went and swam with freaking mana rays.

[Tasha]

Yeah.

[Haley]

The amount of people who were like, how the did you do that? And I'm like, when you get there, it takes all the fear away. I don't know how to explain it. No, I. I literally, when I saw everyone out there and the lights in the water, I was like, I can do this.

[Tasha]

It took me a second to jump.

[Bunny]

Off the boat on the way up there. Everybody's quiet. Nobody's fucking saying a word.

[Haley]

Looking at stars.

[Bunny]

We are in the. We are in the middle of the ocean in the middle of the night, and we're just like it. I don't know if you've ever been out on the ocean at nighttime. It is fudgeing, scary, eerie. It is so. It is the blackest of black out there.

[Haley]

It's crazy.

[Bunny]

But once we pulled up. So they had this roped off little area that isn't far from shore, which is crazy.

[Tasha]

We all thought we were going in the middle of the ocean.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

They said 30 minutes and we all said. Into darkness. Yeah.

[Bunny]

Yeah. And they tricked me. So I had told everybody, listen, I'm not gonna go on this. If we only go 10 or 15 minutes out, I'll do that. But I'm not doing the 30 to 45. 50 minutes later. 50 minutes later, we are literally get to the destination. I'm like clocking it on my phone. The whole time I'm looking at me.

[Haley]

How much longer? Yeah. She goes, it's already been 28.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Like, I was so bothered. But when we pulled up, the scene was so beautiful. Yeah. There was boats everywhere and there was like neon lights under the water and you could see these huge, beautiful creatures. They were just so happy to show off and be around humans.

[Haley]

I can see why Moana's grandma literally became one of those.

[Bunny]

Like, they were so cute. And I told her. Huge. I told Mimi, I go, wait, watch. When we get the water, our energy is going to attract them. They're gonna come to us. And the minute we got in that water, dude, I looked down. It was like, there are two of them just coming. Like, one of them touched Andy. He got the worst footage.

[Tasha]

Love you in the worst spot.

[Haley]

Andy was literally squealing and taking. He was, like, trying to drown me because he's taking the raft that I'm holding on to and trying to put his body on top of it. His feet are, like, coming up out of the water. And I literally kept saying, andy, hand me the camera. Because he's like.

[Bunny]

And Jay. Jay's over there laughing his ass off like a maniac. He's like, it just touched me. He was like, just a little.

[Tasha]

It was kind of scary at times.

[Bunny]

But his legs were so white. I was scared to be by Jay because I kept thinking that it was a man array coming up because his.

[Tasha]

Legs under the water one time, and all I saw were two white legs.

[Bunny]

Just man, listen, I love my husband. He's a different shade of white. Dude, it is crazy.

[Haley]

I lifted my head up.

[Bunny]

He's translucent, okay.

[Haley]

That's what was attracting him.

[Bunny]

Literally. It wasn't us. It was his legs. They were like.

[Haley]

To tell Haley and Bunny across from me, hey, there's one coming. And I put my face back in, and at that moment, it was right there. It just, like, skimmed my face.

[Tasha]

So close. It was terrifying.

[Bunny]

Yeah. No, it was so spiritual, though.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Like to be in the. In meat monster soup. Isn't that what they. They call the ocean monster soup? To be in monster soup and watch these animals come up. They have this face that smiles at you.

[Tasha]

And a vagina.

[Bunny]

I didn't see the vagina, bro.

[Haley]

The monorail. The monopus was real. No, I'm pretty sure it's in one of the videos. Like, when it came up, that thing was that big. Why slit right now? I mean, that they out little pups.

[Bunny]

Oh, is that. Is that their butthole? And puss, it looked. I mean, we need to study the manta ray DNA. I didn't see it. I was too focused on their big ass mouths. They keep open.

[Tasha]

The mouths are terrifying.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Tasha]

I was like, am I gonna go in there?

[Haley]

Yeah. Scooping up the. The plankton. And that's what those lights do, which I didn't know. So those lights attract plankton, which then attract the mant. Which, by the way, we call them manatees. For the good first hour of this.

[Bunny]

I still think they're manatees.

[Haley]

We thought that's what it was, man. And then they, like, they scoop up all the plank. They're kind of like whales. How whales just open their mouths and scoop it up. What if they would have gotten, like, Andy's foot?

[Bunny]

Oh, I would have cried laughing for the rest of my life.

[Haley]

Of all people, if it. If Andy's foot had inserted, freaked out.

[Tasha]

And it would have taken him down.

[Bunny]

Oh, my. Okay, we're. This is. You overcooked it so hard there. So anyways, we get back on the boat, and Tasha falls in love with the fucking tour guide.

[Haley]

The whole way there, she's, like, holding on just looking at him.

[Bunny]

Yeah. She was so scared. I'm telling you, Tasha, I'm really proud of her because I love my best friend, but, you know, her and I went our separate ways for a little bit. So when we went our separate ways, I don't know what the fuck happened to her. I do know what happened to her, but she's just such a fudgeing pussy now. And I tell her that all the time. I'm like, I love you. I'm scared of everything, and I'm still braver than you. I'm like, let's fudgeing. We got to break you out of your shell. So the whole time, she's literally white knuckling, just white fudgeing, scared. Literally afterwards, she's fudgeing. Mackin on the fucking. I don't know. I guess they were talking the tour guide, and they ended up going on a couple of dates. And he's a sweet boy. We call him boat boy.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Well, we'll let Tasha come on and tell the boat boy story, because I know you guys are foaming at the mouth.

[Haley]

Pretty sure Andy fell in love, too.

[Bunny]

Oh, with boat boy? Yeah. No, Andy is a major block. We love Andy, but he just doesn't know how to read a room.

[Tasha]

And they were talking over Tasha.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Talking to boat boy. And Tasha sitting here watching Haley over there, and he's just like, yeah, man. And then this.

[Bunny]

And then.

[Tasha]

Yeah, I looked at Tasha, I started cracking up.

[Bunny]

Yeah. And then the next thing that we did was we went. And we did. Went ATV writing. Yeah, bro. First of all, we went ATV riding last year, and it was like child's play compared to this. These people took us. For real. For real. Off road.

[Haley]

They literally.

[Bunny]

That was barely a road.

[Haley]

That was in a road that was a mud pit. I was so excited.

[Bunny]

No, it was.

[Haley]

That was incredible. That was my favorite thing.

[Bunny]

Yeah, we had a blast. I mean, we were covered in mud. I'm talking, like, from head to toe, all of us were covered in mud. And then they took us to this waterfall that's on their property, and we all. The reason. Everybody's like, why are you guys jumping in the water with your clothes on? We were covered in mud. I'm talking, like, we couldn't even smile without it being. I had mud going in my mouth, dude.

[Haley]

It hit me in the face, but then it, like, it went over my goggles so I couldn't see. And I'm, like, trying to drive, and I'm like, haley, I can't see. See, she's over there with her sweatshirt trying to wipe my face.

[Bunny]

And so. And then poor Jason got stuck with Tasha. Oh, my God.

[Tasha]

Well, Tasha started on the ATVs, but I think she went the wrong way.

[Bunny]

Well, Mimi was originally supposed to be on that atv, and somehow Tasha ended up on it.

[Haley]

She said, mine. I said, okay, you can have it. Oh, did she?

[Bunny]

She.

[Haley]

She was like. And then she's like, no one's putting my life in their hands. I said, go for it, baby. Have at it.

[Bunny]

Meanwhile, Tasha's mowing down two miles an hour, holding us up.

[Haley]

She's like, yeah.

[Bunny]

So I looked at her, and I was like. So I got out of my atv, and I was like, tosh. I was like, you have to get out. Get in this car with somebody out. Get in one of the other cars. I was like, I need you to be a team player. She's like, okay. And she could tell, like, I'm like, you're holding all of us up. And she's like, okay. So she reluctantly got in with Jason. She survived, though. And, I mean, that course was rough.

[Haley]

Rough.

[Tasha]

When I tell you my chest is bruised.

[Bunny]

When I tell you. The next day, my chest, my arms, my legs, everything, like, it was all just like. No. The next day, we beat ourselves up.

[Haley]

We did.

[Bunny]

Like, it was.

[Haley]

And then went swimming, which took, like, right?

[Bunny]

With clothes on.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

And shoes. Like, literally. Like, I don't know what we were doing. But anyways, the waterfall was just so pure. The moment was so angelic. And, like, it. That's one of those memories that will be forever burned in my brain because we were all just little kids.

[Haley]

Oh, phones out of sight. Because you couldn't have them on you. Like, it literally said, so. We were like, not a single phone in sight. A couple people recording here and there and then at one point, everyone just put every device down and just jumped in.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

So cool. So cool.

[Bunny]

No, it was amazing.

[Tasha]

Paddleboard for the first time.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So, hey, never done that. Haley wouldn't jump in, which I get. It's a huge fear. The. The water was dark. You couldn't see it.

[Tasha]

I just have a very big fear of cliffs because I've just seen so many people, like, slip. My biggest fear is slip hit a rock, and then you guys aren't gonna find me.

[Bunny]

Right.

[Tasha]

If I just keep going underwater. Like, that's a huge fear. That's something different than, like, a man array. Like, I can. I can do that. I can fight off a shark.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Tasha]

But slipping and hitting my head on a rock is like, that. I couldn't get out of my head. And I was like, yeah, I'm drawing. I'll get in.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Tasha]

But I'm drawing the line at.

[Haley]

I said, I'm in the water. And I'm like, haley, Jason will hold your hand. She goes, I don't care if Jesus holds my hand. I'm not doing it.

[Tasha]

I don't care who's holding my hand.

[Bunny]

So when I say, like, it was a moment for all of us on this trip. We were all conquering fears. My ocd.

[Haley]

Good.

[Bunny]

I threw it out the window. I made a vow to myself that I was just going to let it fucking roll, dude. And it felt so good.

[Tasha]

You ate a glizzy.

[Bunny]

What's that?

[Haley]

A hot dog hot dog.

[Bunny]

I did. I ate a. So proud of.

[Haley]

From a little stand, bro.

[Bunny]

And I was bloated. I gained two pounds from that hot dog. Okay. I was so bloated. Oh, God.

[Tasha]

So proud of you, though.

[Bunny]

But that. What was that? Pineapple whip.

[Haley]

Oh. So they had a dole whip and then they had a vanilla whip that they would, like, do a swirl with.

[Tasha]

It was no dairy, too, so my stomach wasn't good.

[Bunny]

It was so good. If you guys go to Hawaii, please find a dole whip place. Can we shout out the ATV place? Do we remember the name of them? Let's find the name of them.

[Tasha]

They were so sweet.

[Bunny]

Yeah, you guys got to go if you're going to go to Kona. Please look these people up. Waheen Charters is who we did the manta rays with and then the ATVs. Umama. Spell it out for us.

[Tasha]

U m a. U m a Mama Adventures.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So if you guys go, please go see them. They have this cute little area where you can get the dole whip. You can eat the. The best hot dog I've ever had. It was so.

[Haley]

Nachos were great too.

[Bunny]

Nachos were fire. I want to go back just for the nachos.

[Haley]

I got two bags of their brittle.

[Tasha]

Brittle is fire. I don't even like brittle.

[Bunny]

I mean, everything was great.

[Haley]

Horses, zip lines, they do it all. They have literally everything there. It was so cool.

[Tasha]

My little dog. Miss my dog.

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

What the.

[Bunny]

And then after that long day of muddying and swimming through a Waterfall. We went and we cuddled cows. Hugo was the best cow. He licked me. He was so sweet. I want to bring Hugo home. I wonder if I can get him the all black one that had kind of like the skinny head.

[Haley]

I had shorts on. Do you remember the one that was attacking me?

[Tasha]

That's the one I like.

[Haley]

Yeah, I had shorts on and his tongue. He was scraping up my leg. And then, like, I was like. I was trying to film you cuddling with the cow and I was like, get away.

[Bunny]

That's Hugo.

[Haley]

Yeah, I'm running away trying to get you. Yeah, the one that's. His eyes were a little too close.

[Bunny]

Oh, no, that was. That thing looked like a weird mask.

[Tasha]

I liked that.

[Bunny]

It looked like.

[Tasha]

It didn't look like a cow.

[Bunny]

It looked like something off the Purge. Oh, that cow looks scary. He looked like something out of a hormone.

[Haley]

But you got on the ground baby eyes.

[Bunny]

That was all. And then the look like a monster.

[Haley]

You got on the ground and got a cow hug. I did it wra. Got in your little ear.

[Tasha]

The fact that you laid on that. Also, can we talk about the fact that they pick up cow poop with their hands, bro?

[Haley]

Fair.

[Bunny]

Okay, so first of all, these cows, when they would. It was like diarrhea.

[Haley]

It looked like a frosting machine, too.

[Tasha]

And it was like.

[Bunny]

And this dude just went and swiped it up with his hands. He said. He said they have a clean digestive system. All they eat is grass. And I'm just like. After that, I was like, I got to go him.

[Haley]

Both of them. I. I'm videotaping you. And out of the corner of my eye, I see her put a bucket down and raw dog this. And I was like, bro, it was.

[Bunny]

Rough, but it was a sweet experience. So we don't want to take away from the experience, but we were definitely a little, you know, like, holy. Like, I'm. I'm getting into farmer life, but I don't think I'm ever going to swipe up. I'm not ever going to swipe up crunches. Okay.

[Haley]

I wash my hands after touching my animal. Still, like, every. Literally every time, every animal I walk in, all the kids, we've gone through so much soap since we started.

[Bunny]

Every time you have to. Yeah, you have to. So done enough with of Hawaii. We just wanted to tell you guys it was amazing and tell you guys what we did because it was so special. But please, if you plan a trip, go to Kona, Hawaii. Stay at the Four Seasons in Kona, Hawaii. It's so Worth it. But speaking of farm animals.

[Haley]

You guys, our. Our vet literally text us today and said, do you and Bunny have some type of competition that I don't know about?

[Bunny]

I went from having no farm animals to now owning six. Technically seven. But you took Pablo, so what the. Is happening?

[Haley]

No. What the.

[Bunny]

And I gotta get one more.

[Haley]

Yeah, please get the baby goat.

[Bunny]

No, I hate goats. I hate goats.

[Haley]

Yeah. She. I think it's time for another donkey.

[Bunny]

I have to get another donkey because my donkey is traumatized. He's a Pisces. He's extremely emo. And.

[Haley]

She said, I think this donkey's a Pisces. I text. Text the. Our, like, animal dealer. And I was like, hey, when's. When's the donkey's birthday? Sends it over. And I'm like, bunny, he's a Pisces. How did you know?

[Bunny]

Because he's so emo. Haley, look at this video I took of him yesterday. It's pouring rain outside. Because every morning that I go to the bathroom, I look out to check on him, and I open my window and I'm like, hey, donkey. And I talk to him. And this morning, it was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

[Haley]

Stop in the rain.

[Tasha]

So emo.

[Haley]

Yes. He's just sitting there like this in the rain.

[Bunny]

Just so fucking emo. But the funny thing is, is the other morning when I first got home, I walk out there and I'm like, hey, donkey. And I'm talking to him. I'm feeding the cows. I look over. This motherfucker's got a boner this big. Just flopped out all that. Yeah. I was like, why do you have a boner? What is happening right now? But we had the sweetest moment because this donkey, since we got him. So the people. Raleigh Farms is who we get all of our animals. Farms, they are so sweet. They're the best humans ever. And they go and they get. They save, essentially, these animals from auctions.

[Haley]

Yeah. Or. Or, like, if someone's giving them away online and stuff, like, it's kind of like a little sanctuary.

[Bunny]

Yeah. They literally save these animals. And then we. How did we even get connected with them? How did you get connected with them?

[Haley]

I put it in my local, like, Facebook group that we, you know, Blake had said he wanted to get Kayla a cow. So I was like, hey, I live out in, like, farm country. Anyone know it? And I'm saying my comments were flooded with this people. These, like, I'm not joking. Like, instantly. Like, 20 comments. Like, you have to go to their Farm. So. But between that crunch s'more and Brownie's mom had messaged me, and I'm like, I can't pass up this deal. Yeah, Bottle babies. There's three of them. Like, so we went with that. But right when we left, Jason and I were like, we should drive up to this farm. Middle of the. Like, it's already dark. We drive up there, we meet these people. We have fallen in love with them, because, yeah. They're not only just, like, such pure souls. Our kids all connected.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And I immediately text you because I see this donkey all by himself.

[Bunny]

So everybody keeps asking me, like, did he come with a. With. Was he attached to somebody? No, this donkey has not been attached to anybody.

[Haley]

Nobody.

[Bunny]

We don't know his background. We don't know where he came from. We only know his birthday. So we don't know the trauma he's endured. So this donkey is a wild donkey. Like, you literally have to like to even put a coat on him because he was shivering one night because it was so cold. So we put a coat on him because everybody's like, I've never seen a donkey with a coat on. Well, has your donkey shivered? I mean, what are we supposed to let him shiver?

[Haley]

Exactly.

[Bunny]

So anyways, don't tell me not to put a coat on my donkey. All right? If he's shivering, I'm gonna put a coat on him. Anyways, this donkey will not let anybody near him. Everybody's like, give him carrots. I can't get near him. He stays 10ft away from me. Except he is starting to warm up, because the other day I posted it on TikTok. He. I didn't even have food in my hand. He let me inch up to him and just pet him, which blew my mind. And then, like, what happened was I broke character with him. I've learned with him, if I don't hold a certain energy, he'll walk away. So I have to, like, really emit, like, love to him. I crouched down, and when I crouched down and got eye level with him, he hated that for some reason. He does not like, when I crouch down, intimidated. Which is weird, because you would think me standing over him would intimidate him, Right?

[Haley]

Maybe. Eye to eye level.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Yeah. So. And then today, I. Before I came to the podcast, I went out there. I try to spend some time with him, a little bit of time with him every morning. And I went and I went out to him, and I just walked real slowly up to him to offer him, like, a little piece of Candy. And he didn't take the candy because he didn't like it. But he let me get really close to him again. So I was like, we are making progress.

[Haley]

You are making so much progress.

[Bunny]

He won't let anybody else get close to him.

[Haley]

You're his person.

[Bunny]

I don't know. We'll see.

[Haley]

Jay's gonna be like, what in the. This is my donkey. You took my dog and my donkey.

[Bunny]

I want to rename him, though, because donkey does not fit him. Donkey is like a rambunctious, happy, active donkey.

[Haley]

This is Eeyore.

[Bunny]

He's literally emo. I want to call him emo because that is. He's so emo. Like, I've never. I didn't realize how animals, like, are so emotional.

[Haley]

Emotional Crunch.

[Bunny]

Pablo. Let's talk about Pablo and Dolly, though, bro.

[Haley]

I got that. When your new family showed up, which we'll talk about, she also delivered mine and we got a mini pony. Because Pablo came alone. We didn't have anyone. And they're herd animals. So if you don't have another herd animal, they can become depressed. They won't eat. Like, they're very lonely. And we decided on a miniature pony. And Dolly is such a good addition to our family. Very sweet girl, very sassy. But Pablo is deathly afraid of her.

[Tasha]

He literally. Your kids in animal form. Yes, That's Cash and Olivia.

[Haley]

Percent and we turn around and we're like, trying to intermingle. And we didn't let them alone at night together when she got dropped off. So we waited, but we let them touch noses through the fence. The next day, we let Pablo out, and I really thought he was going to be the aggressor, because he was the aggressor with us, with you guys. And that's why you guys were like, hey, like, he's just a little too much. And so I was like, great. He's going to be aggressive towards this pony. No. He runs away from her. She full speed, sprints after him, and he runs with everything he has and hides behind the barn. So she's over there rolling around in the field. And I look over and I look back and Pablo is around the barn.

[Bunny]

Just. Did you see the video?

[Tasha]

Yes.

[Haley]

So funny. He's so upset that he has a sister. Well, then I leave to go to town and Jason calls me and he's like, we have a problem. And I was like, he's screaming at me. And I'm like, what? He's like, turn around. Get down here now. I'm like, what is Going on. He goes, pablo escaped. I said, how? And he goes, dolly cornered him and he jumped over the fence. So when I tell you that my cow decides he is so scared of his sister, he jumps and gets his foot caught in the fence. All Jason can do is release his foot and he takes off. So Jason is full on sprinting after this cow because of course he goes straight for the road. He's scared and he has to grab Pablo. And we didn't. He didn't have a halter. He had nothing. Like, at that moment, he was just so worried of him grabbed by his horns. So he ran out and he. He got him by his side. And when you do, he'll. He'll hug on to you. So he just kind of hugged him and walked him down the fence line and back in.

[Tasha]

Can I please see this on your, like, camera footage, bro?

[Bunny]

It is.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Bunny]

You gotta post that footage. That's hilarious.

[Haley]

So intense.

[Tasha]

Just Jason chasing a cow, bro.

[Bunny]

That is. And he's so. You don't understand. Crunching and s'more are tiny. Tiny compared to Pablo. Pablo is a big dude.

[Tasha]

Yeah. I was scared to feed him.

[Haley]

Oh, she wouldn't give a nap. Okay. Cows don't have top teeth, so, like, he's not gonna really hurt you. But, like, still scared. They're still. They're.

[Tasha]

They the color of the tongue that scares me.

[Haley]

Oh.

[Tasha]

And so, like, he's got a gray tongue.

[Bunny]

Yeah. No.

[Haley]

Yeah. So my favorite video. You're like, this is suicide, boys.

[Bunny]

Crunch is I. I told Mimi, I said, you have all the sweetest animals. I have all the traumatized. Donkey's a sweetheart. But Crunch, I can't stand him. He is such a. He is a straight up bull and he's a Taurus.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

So it's like he is just like, if you show up with something, like today I was.

[Haley]

Imagine that he walks.

[Bunny]

Literally. I was trying to feed the donkey. I was trying to feed the donkey. This comes up and goes boom. And headbutts my ass. I'm like, are you kidding me? I'm like, I just fed you. Like, what are you doing? He's just such a. He's so aggressive. But anyways, I've added three little swine to my tribe. And at first I only wanted two because everybody tells me how you gotta buy in pairs. But then the lady calls me. Why does this always happen to me, by the way? The lady calls me and she's like, they're sisters. You can't split them up. They're so bonded. To each other. And they are extremely bonded to each other. So I'm so glad we got all three of them. But I've got Piglet, I've got Maple, and I've got Zsa Zsa Gabor, but it's spelled G A B O A R. So like Gabor. Because a boar is a pig. Let me tell you. Zaja is a big back bitch. She is so feisty.

[Haley]

The video you posted, bro.

[Bunny]

Because I couldn't find her damn mouth, you know, because she was like moving around. She's like, have you seen it?

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

She got so mad that I didn't have the animal cracker right when she wanted it. Maple. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. Just so sweet and, like lazy. She's the loudest, but she is just such a sweetheart. And then Piglet is the drama queen. Like, everything is the end of the world with her. It's. It's just. Just straight up drama girls, literally the golden girls.

[Haley]

And it's all our hair colors.

[Bunny]

So I bring the pigs in every night. They sleep in a playpen in my house.

[Haley]

It is literally the cutest thing ever.

[Bunny]

They're adorable. I love them. They're so big.

[Haley]

Do they get.

[Bunny]

They're gonna be about 2, 300 pounds?

[Haley]

No, it's about 100.

[Bunny]

Really?

[Haley]

A little over 100, depending on how much you feed them. Though if you want them like floppy, they can be 150.

[Bunny]

No, I mean, I want them comfortable. I'd like them to be agile, big.

[Haley]

Guys because they're so, like, loaded. They don' Grow to be tall and long. They're more like stout and round. Yeah, they've got like, they'll probably. I don't know if this particular one is bred to have like the really floppy ears, but typically they have like the turned up nose and the little.

[Bunny]

Oh, yeah, they got the little. The little turned up noses.

[Haley]

They're the cute. Noses don't go down as much. The. The breed that you got have turned up nose.

[Bunny]

They are so cute, though. I grab their asses and just hold on. They squeal. I'm just like. And they're like, this is the cutest thing ever, dude. And they're. They're used to me now. They're literally so used to me now. So when I do it, they get all excited and, like, happy and stuff. And every morning I wake up, I'm like, hi, girls. And they're like, you know, they're just the cutest.

[Haley]

The fact that they're in your house.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I love that.

[Haley]

If I could bring Pablo inside, He would be so happy.

[Bunny]

I would love to bring Crunch inside. And smart.

[Tasha]

I could bring that goat inside. I would get a goat.

[Bunny]

S'more is the sweetest cow I have. I think he's my little baby. Like, he's so soft and delicate and, like, so feminine. I sometimes I want to call him her because he's so feminine and he's so pretty. He looks like Magatu from Blue Steel, Will Ferrell's character.

[Haley]

Do you know what the. The white. It's in our chat.

[Bunny]

Show her. Give her. Give her a show.

[Haley]

I. I, you know, had this moment last night while me and you were texting each other, and I wanted to be like, what has our life come to? Because we are literally giving each other farm updates in bed last night.

[Bunny]

Wait, can I. That's what he looks like. I swear, when you see him today, you're gonna be like, yeah, he does. I had the hardest time leaving my house today. I now understand why when people have farms, they don't want to leave.

[Haley]

They don't.

[Bunny]

I wanted to hang out with my animals.

[Haley]

If it wasn't raining last night, I was just gonna go sit out by. By Pablo and Dolly because I was like, I have seen you guys today. I kind of really miss you.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Like, I just want to hang out with them, like, every morning. My excitement is literally to go see Donkey right now and the cows and the pigs, like, and you like, it's.

[Haley]

Because you're, like, literally creating a friendship with them from scratch. And, like, I love that about it. Cuz at first, Pablo, when we got him from you, was very, like, standoffish. Now he's my baby. So he puts his head. Like, when I put my arm down, he lays his head. And I have to be really careful because he still has his horns intact. But he'll lay his head in and I'll just rub him underneath his chin and he'll just. It's not like he purrs, but it's kind of like, yeah, like, he just loves it so much. And then Dolly is like, you can touch me for as long as I want you to touch me, but when I'm done, fudge you.

[Bunny]

Like, she literally will be like, when's her birthday? Do you know?

[Haley]

I'll have to look it up.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Crunch had a fucking temper tantrum. I was handing him a animal cracker the other day. This is my cow, okay? He's. This is how bougie and so much of an he is. I put it in his mouth, he drops it down he goes and looks at it.

[Haley]

So upset.

[Bunny]

It was so pissed. Kayla goes, what the was that? I said he's throwing a temper tantrum because he dropped the animal cracker. Like, these animals have such personalities. It's insane.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

And farm life is where it's at, man. I'm not a country girl, but I'm a city girl trying to be a farmer. And let me. Next is gardening.

[Haley]

You're gonna do it? I don't know. You can.

[Bunny]

I know you're trying. Delaney, Ernest's wife said that she was.

[Tasha]

So jealous of her.

[Bunny]

I know.

[Tasha]

It's beautiful.

[Haley]

She is such, like, a little homesteader.

[Bunny]

I love her.

[Haley]

It's gorgeous. I don't think I could garden. I don't.

[Bunny]

She's my favorite country wife.

[Haley]

Oh, it's. She's. Her zen is just so chill.

[Bunny]

Her and Riley. Riley's a nightmare.

[Haley]

Opposites.

[Bunny]

Hilarious. Like, nightmare in a funny way. Not in a bad way. But Riley's just. She's the female theoban.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

Literally.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

Like, she's so funny.

[Haley]

Brian makes me laugh so freaking hard.

[Bunny]

Delaney is so peaceful.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

And calm. She's like a little fairy.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Tasha]

Yeah.

[Haley]

We say that all the time. You'll see her at award shows, and it's like. It's like she's just floating. Floats around kind of thing.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And we all come in.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, hey, we're here. Like, she just has such feminine energy. Yeah. That's such a mom.

[Haley]

Like, I wish I aspire to be such, like, a gentle mom. I could just see her being one of those moms that just, like, talks to her kids, and I'm like, don't touch that. I'm such a marble mom.

[Bunny]

A marble mom.

[Haley]

That's me. That's exactly how I parent. Like, thick eyeliner. Marble mom.

[Bunny]

You don't even smoke, though.

[Haley]

Debut. The energy I give is that I did.

[Tasha]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

I never heard of that.

[Haley]

Put it down. Don't touch that. God damn it, Cash. Don't put that in your mouth. That's me. That's me.

[Bunny]

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[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Trisha Paytas just announced that she's doing an eras tour where she's like doing like. And it's a tour.

[Haley]

Oh, she's going.

[Bunny]

I looked at the dates because, you know, we tour for a living. I looked at the dates, I was like, this is a straight up tour. Like, she starts in February and ends in like March I think. Or April, like, that's. She's putting in work and it's like a bra. I think it's like a. Is it her Broadway show? I don't know. Yeah. She has, like.

[Haley]

It's like a Broadway type thing.

[Bunny]

But yeah. Like, I'm so proud of her. Like, she really deserves her kudos and she got to do the SNL thing and stuff like that, so it's just really cool to see her finally get the flowers that she deserves. You know, I feel like so many people when she was on YouTube. YouTube is such a different community of people.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

And I feel like they're so rough and so negative over there. And to watch how, like, Tick tock has just embraced her and loved her.

[Haley]

It's a complete 180. Trisha.

[Bunny]

Yeah. And she's a different human, too. Yeah.

[Haley]

For sure.

[Bunny]

Mom. Life looks so good on her.

[Haley]

It does.

[Bunny]

She looks so Zen, so peaceful. I love seeing her and Moses together because it reminds me of Jay and I. Like, they're a team. They literally just work. And I think that's amazing. It's. She's really a true testament of happily ever after.

[Haley]

Yeah. And consistency, like, this girl literally has never stopped.

[Bunny]

No.

[Haley]

For as long as we've all known her. And, like, I. I think also. Which I think is funny because I mentioned this the other day. I don't think people know that. They know her sometimes. Right. I'm like, no, it's the girl from the Eminem video.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Or it's the girl in My Strange Addiction. You're like, that's the same person. I'm like.

[Tasha]

Or America's Got Talent.

[Haley]

America.

[Bunny]

She.

[Haley]

You know her when you don't even know that you know her.

[Bunny]

Yeah. The lore of Trisha Paytas goes on for decades at this point. And, you know, I think she's going to be a household name. And I'm just proud of her. And I just wanted to give her her flowers on the podcast because she really deserves that.

[Haley]

She is. She's doing the damn thing right now. Really proud of her.

[Bunny]

Yep. Proud of her. Proud of her. Let's talk about Spirit Airlines.

[Haley]

Have you seen that? I don't know if she saw this. I would think we talked about this before she got here today.

[Bunny]

Oh. So Spirit Airlines has just announced that if you dress scantily clad or if you have certain types of tattoos, they're not going to let you on their flight.

[Haley]

And if you're going to put.

[Bunny]

That Soul Plane is going to fucking tell us that we can't first of all I've. I will never fly Spirit airline.

[Tasha]

That used to be in my wedding contract. When I would fly to do weddings, it would be in my contract that you cannot book me on Spirit.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Would people try to do that?

[Tasha]

Yeah. Like, absolutely not.

[Bunny]

I feel like if you want a certain type of demographic to fly with you, then raise your prices, bro. It's that simple.

[Haley]

The fact that they just had to go in front of Congress recently. Have you seen this? I watched it. I literally watched their board sit in front of Congress, and they say, did you purposely pay people to do random checks and give them incentives to bag check people for an additional $10 per bag? And they said, yeah, we did. So people would literally sit there and be like, oh, I want an extra hundred dollars on my check this week. Cool. 1, 2, 3. I'm gonna pull all your bags. I'm charging you. Doesn't matter. They sat in front of Congress and admitted to this.

[Bunny]

I feel like the airlines industry right now, something's going on with it.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

And I just want to. I want to put this in the air because I've. You know how I'm into astrology and stuff like that. My astrologist, Danielle, who does not miss with anything, said that Pluto is in Aquarius and it's also in some. There's something else in something. And she said that the chain. The industry of the airplane. Of aircrafts is going to change drastically.

[Haley]

Really?

[Bunny]

Yeah. Something is in the air with the airlines. I mean, Boeings are dropping out of the sky.

[Tasha]

You know, like, just watched Interstellar on the way home, and my mind's like, what is that?

[Bunny]

What is that?

[Tasha]

You haven't watched Interstellar? No, it's like. It's an older movie, but it's with Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. You'll have to watch it. But it has to do with, like. It just has to do with, like. It's more like space and stuff, but, like, aircraft.

[Haley]

Oh, a lot of aircraft movies have been coming out recently. Airports and aircraft. Because I watched that one, the Carry On. Did you guys watch that?

[Tasha]

No.

[Haley]

Carry On. Yeah.

[Tasha]

Did you watch Manifest?

[Bunny]

No. I started to, but I didn't like it. It had, like a weird. The first episode sucked.

[Tasha]

The first few episodes.

[Haley]

Why are we talking about airplanes so much in media right now?

[Bunny]

It's kind of weird because the motherfuckers are falling out of the sky and the airlines are doing weird shit. Like Spirit Airlines. Get your shit together. Raise your prices. If you want a different, you know, demographic to fly with you. Because giving people those rules now, it's going to create more tension. There's going to be that overzealous airline worker who's gonna be like, you have this type of tattoo you're showing. Like, if I wore a crop top and shorts, somebody could be like, you can't come on the flight. You're dressed too scantily clad.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

It's like people on power trips, like, you're just like, who the fuck is running Spirit Airlines?

[Tasha]

Well, especially after your. Your history. You're going to do that now?

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

This is when you decide to start doing it. And it's. Is it because Congress called you out on the bags?

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

So you have to, like, find some other type of.

[Bunny]

Yeah. So you got to gaslight everybody else.

[Haley]

Exactly.

[Bunny]

You got to take your frustrations out on everybody else.

[Haley]

Spirit Airlines.

[Bunny]

Who is the CEO of Spirit Airlines? Do you know?

[Haley]

I don't know the CEO, but, like, I did watch their board, you know, talk, and I'm just like. And they're the people who talk in circles, which pisses me off.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

That's annoying that he would literally ask a yes or no question, and they'd be like, well, and then go on this, like, spiel, and he. At the end, he would be like, so do you. And they'd be like, yeah. I'm like, you could have said that the first time. Don't try to explain yourself. Like, you were already caught for doing what you did.

[Bunny]

I don't like people who can't take any accountability. Like, just take accountability. Yeah, we did that.

[Haley]

That.

[Bunny]

If you want to really be a dick about it, be like, yeah, we did that. What are you gonna do about it?

[Haley]

Yeah, well, you know, it's. It's really insane what we're witnessing, going down with all this and, like you said, the mechanical side of things. Well.

[Tasha]

And just what happened in D.C. was terrifying.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Even the Southwest, you know, you remember seeing, like, recently where they were, like, dipping down really low and then, like, coming back up.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

This Washington scares me.

[Tasha]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

The scary thing about the thing that happened in D.C. is they were landing. How is a Blackhawk?

[Tasha]

I think something's up with that.

[Bunny]

A black. I was gonna say elevator. A Blackhawk helicopter. Wait, is it Black water or Black Hawk? I think it's black water.

[Haley]

It's Black Hawk.

[Bunny]

Yeah. How did they not.

[Tasha]

They are so trained in those, literally.

[Bunny]

And to be so low in the air.

[Haley]

This is one of the heaviest monitored airways.

[Bunny]

We were supposed to be in that flight path, too, by the way.

[Haley]

Yes, I know. The minute she sent it, I said, haley, what time is it? I was like, haley, we were. And I text you immediately. I was like, we were literally supposed to be. I didn't text you this. That flight that we were supposed to be taking, the exact time and the.

[Bunny]

Exact path, granted, it was different cities.

[Haley]

We. Well, we would have been leaving this side of it, flying over that incident. Either we would have seen it, or we would have been, like, right at it.

[Bunny]

We would fly over D.C. yes, because.

[Haley]

Like, we were right above D.C. and our flight path would have brought us. It typically it does. It doesn't go inland typically. It just goes straight like this.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

We would have literally had been taking off an hour outside.

[Bunny]

Wow.

[Haley]

Hour and a half.

[Tasha]

I heard, though, that, like, around there, it's like. Like, it's. It's busier than, like, the busiest day in, like, LaGuardia or something like that. Like.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Because there's so many politicians coming in and out.

[Haley]

Yes. That was so weird to me that the universe aligned everything and then, like, we're watching this happen and, like, what's so sad is, like, who was on. I mean, it's sad regardless, but, like, they have so many stories behind these people because they're public. Ish figures. So, like, people are just pulling out, like, Instagram stories of people taking off and, like, those kind of things.

[Tasha]

I literally saw one of the ice skater, like, kids. I literally went to his Instagram and his last story, like, 14 hours ago was the wing of the plane. And that's, like, where it hit, too. It was so sad.

[Bunny]

Oh, my God.

[Haley]

And, like, I think we were looking at it when I got here, and it said by the time the people entered the water, they only had 30 minutes to survive before. Because they're so cold. No, 30 minutes, it said. So by the time they would have even gotten their first responders. There's no way you could. Yeah.

[Tasha]

They could have survived the plane and died from hypothermia.

[Bunny]

I wonder how they. How they couldn't have gotten out of the water. Is it, like. Is there.

[Tasha]

They could have been trapped, too.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Tasha]

If it landed upside down and they were, like, still in their seat, like.

[Haley]

Yeah, they just found the three soldiers.

[Bunny]

That were on that Blackhawk, but none from the. None of them.

[Haley]

They've only found 13 of the plane.

[Bunny]

Oh, my God.

[Tasha]

No, they have, like, 40.

[Haley]

Oh, no. Okay.

[Tasha]

There's, like, over half they found.

[Haley]

Really? I hadn't seen an update.

[Bunny]

Golly. My heart goes out to their families. Just serious. I'm so scared to fly now. Like, I don't like, freaks me out. I used to love flying. I used to be so comfortable in the sky and it was just so peaceful. And now it's like. Like it's scary. I don't like it.

[Haley]

It's terrifying. Everything about it.

[Bunny]

I don't like it. Moving on. Good night. Nashville has now open babies. Look at Haley's hat.

[Haley]

Yay.

[Bunny]

I'm so impressed with the bar. It's so beautiful. They did such a great job. I feel like it has a different ambiance than any of the other bars on Broadway.

[Tasha]

I can attest to that. Yeah, I've been in all of them.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Yeah. No, it's awesome. And not to mention our bottle bunnies are bangin. So you guys have to go visit. Go to Goodnight Nashville on downtown Broadway. Go ask for the girls there. I think two of them that I know by name or I'm still learning all the girls and names, but was it Lainey, Alana? Elena? Elena. Sorry, it's Elena and Julian. Ask for them. Those are my two babies.

[Haley]

And then follow them on Tick Tock. They just started their Tick Tock.

[Bunny]

Yeah, Follow the Tick Tock. It's at Bottled Bunnies. B O T T L E D Bunnies. B U N N I E S.

[Haley]

Go to Bunny's profile and watch her do the worm.

[Bunny]

Yes. Yes. And she's so hot. Like, she's a little redhead and she's.

[Haley]

So hot I've ever seen.

[Bunny]

Yeah. Literally does this worm. Perfect. In a freaking thong and looks amazing. I'm sorry. If I scrunched my ass up like that, it would look like a golf ball. There's no way that you can do the worm and look. So.

[Haley]

It was crazy.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I literally watched her do this worm and I was like, yeah.

[Bunny]

And she is beautiful and that. But the cool thing is, not only are they beautiful, they're actually really sweet.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Bunny]

Like, they're cool girls.

[Haley]

They shout you out on their stories often. So I love to see you reposting them. And they're like, in the bathroom.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I'm like, I'd love to see what their hair looks like that day.

[Bunny]

Dude, all of them are gorgeous.

[Haley]

Gorgeous.

[Bunny]

All of them are gorgeous. I'm just like, kudos to whoever did all the hiring because they are beautiful. Grand opening, February 20th. The whole crew will be there. Come see us. Yeah. Come down to Good night Nashville. What is it? 209 Broadway, I believe.

[Tasha]

Right next to Kid Rock.

[Bunny]

Right next to Kid rocks. Honky tonk.

[Haley]

209 Broadway.

[Bunny]

Yep. 209 Broadway, baby.

[Haley]

Love.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah. And then these are dropping black on black.

[Bunny]

Bunny XO hoodies, sweatsuits. Full sweats.

[Haley]

Full sweatsuits. Bunny XO sweatsuits.

[Tasha]

I've literally lived in this since you gave it to me.

[Bunny]

Oh, good.

[Haley]

Oh, Jason. Jason. I like. Every time I turn around, he's wearing his. He loves it. Loves it. I'm a hoodie, so I'm wearing mine all the time.

[Bunny]

Yeah.

[Haley]

And we also have the Bunny XO T shirts coming out, and it's like the photo shoot we did at the Bridgestone.

[Bunny]

Yep.

[Haley]

And then we have a chachi shirt that you teased a couple weeks ago.

[Bunny]

I don't have the chachi one.

[Haley]

I'll have her send you that one, too. I think it came in, like, two separate merch ones. So we have the Bunny XO shirt, the bunny sweatsuit, the chachi shirt, and the hat that you sneaked into a video the other day, and it's an embroidered Bunny XO hat.

[Bunny]

Amen, sister. What else did you want to talk about? The updates with Dumb Blonde Season nine.

[Haley]

Yeah. I'm so excited for the new season, and we, you know, we're doing a couple more of these this season where all three of us kind of sit down and we discuss what's going on, what's happening in the world currently, and, like, an update on our lives. So every few weeks, you're going to hear from us, and then we have some really cool, like, music stuff. We're going to start teasing, and I'm excited. Leaning into the music side of things.

[Bunny]

Really cool musical acts are going to be coming on the podcast, something that.

[Haley]

We'Ve really kind of manifested. I'm excited about that.

[Bunny]

So, literally, some of these dudes, I'm like, you guys are hot.

[Tasha]

Like, can't wait.

[Haley]

Oh, it is going to be a hot season.

[Bunny]

I think it's. This is, like, season of the men.

[Haley]

That's what I was gonna say. I feel like this is the first time we're really leaning into, like, the male, like, vocal side of things, and I'm, like, really excited about it.

[Bunny]

Yeah, I'm excited, too. I can't wait. Can't wait for these music segments to start coming out. You know, of course, always, as always, inspired by Howard Stern.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Bunny]

So we got to give Howard his flowers always. But, yeah, Howard, I'd like to come on the podcast. I'm ready. I have a book dropping. My book is coming out, you guys. I am almost done. Let me tell you something, ladies and gentlemen. I thought Writing a book was going to be easy.

[Haley]

No.

[Bunny]

No, it's not. I can get through a chapter a day if I really focus. But it's been brutal staying, I bet.

[Haley]

Because you're literally having to one think about it, how you want to, like, articulate it, and then living through those emotions again.

[Bunny]

It is fucking brutal, dude. But June, July, we're dropping the book.

[Haley]

We got a sneak peek of the COVID today.

[Bunny]

Sneak peek of the COVID I'm so excited. Can't wait. Yeah, I'm just excited. Just all good things for 2025. We might be branching out, doing some really big business moves. So, yeah, you guys will be seeing that soon. And, you know, we're just so thankful. And we're so thankful for our Patreon community first and foremost, because you guys, man, really funded this podcast when we had nothing. So, I mean, you know, shout out to my of. And shout out to Patreon. I don't have an of anymore because Patreon literally took over the of. But, yeah, I'm just so thankful for you guys. And, yeah, I think that was a pretty good wrap up. What do you guys think?

[Haley]

Yeah, it's good. It's a good start to the new season.

[Bunny]

It's a good start to the new season. I love you guys. I'll talk to you later. Bye. See you guys next week.

[Haley]

Bye.