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Bunny XO
Is giving deodorant as a gift offensive? Well, it depends.
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Most deodorants I've tried do not get rid of my right piddle juice that smells so bad. Most deodorants that I've used besides Lumi do not make me smell fresh for.
Bunny XO
As long as Lumi deodorants does.
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So yeah, if someone gave me that.
Bunny XO
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Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show, we have Meet the Defords, we have Propaganda, we have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to ww patreon.com backslash Dumb Blonde podcast and sign up Bunny Xo.
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Bunny XO Bunny X.
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Bunny.
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Is this thing on?
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People in the comments of the Christmas song are like, this doesn't even sound like you. This sounds like something Beyonce would do.
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Oh, what a compliment.
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That's a bit of a.
They're like, you've totally switched. And the OGs are like, this sounds like every Christmas song she's ever done.
You have such that new wave that people don't know what to take because, like, there are people who are in the comments, like, is she trying to be a singer now? You're like, no, we just make dirty Christmas. You tried to describe. Oh, you were trying to describe your dirty Christmas song to Dolly.
What? I say?
You said, oh, my God. How'd you say. It was like you were trying not to call it a dirty Christmas song. So we're using every.
What did you say? Campy.
But yes, campy.
Yeah.
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You said something, and I can't remember what you said.
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We got to talk about this on the podcast. We're just wasting all this great material because we're not getting started. Ready? Okay. Oh, hello. Hi. Oh, what's up, you sexy? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. We were just sitting here. I'm yelling at my crew because I'm like, time A was testing everything, making sure everything was perfect, and I was just like, we're just sitting here just spilling the beads. Do each other. Because I like to have authentic reactions for everything. Ask anybody on my team. Ask anybody who comes over as a guest. Don't talk to me. Don't tell me anything until these mics are on. And so they were, like, bringing up funny points. And anyways, it's the day after Thanksgiving, and I'm working. I'm so thrilled to be here. As long as I'm sure you guys can tell and hear it in my voice that I got a lot of sleep last night.
You. You screamed and shook your ass all Thanksgiving.
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A lot of karaoke. I'm actually proud.
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I didn't do a lot of karaoke. I joined in, but I. From afar.
You were. That's what I'm saying, dude. Every time I turned around, you were shaking it.
I mean, I was having fun.
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Shuffle off on the side.
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I was having fun, man. Thanksgiving is our time to let loose.
Yes.
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It was a good one.
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We did another annual D. Ford Thanksgiving last night, and the house was full. We had probably, like, what? How many people do you think were there?
Oh, gosh. Like, I. I feel like it comes in, like, waves.
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Yeah.
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So, like, throughout the night, I would say, like, 50 to 60 people got real full. Yeah. At one point, you couldn't even move around. But then, like, people come and go. Like, you kind of have, like, the elders in the beginning and, like, the day, kind of the night progressive party starts. No, it was when Dolph came out.
It was like, yeah, yeah. When? Yeah. As soon as the rap started, Bailey broke out the rap way early. She did the Kendrick Lamar.
Yeah.
Yeah. I was like, that's my girl.
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You know, I was like, go, baby girl in it.
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No, she was really good. She's baby. She's a little baby roll. She can wrap her ass off.
Yes, absolutely. The gorilla was my favorite.
Yeah, she can rap, but. Yeah, I know. I love doing the D. Ford family Thanksgiving because it's really been a tradition that we started, and Bailey looks forward to it every year. There's so many times she came up to me last night and she was like, mom, I love Thanksgiving here. And, like, she went to Thanksgiving at her other family's houses, and she was texting me, I can't wait to come and do our Thanksgiving, you know, So I even told Jay because, you know, Jay had to perform at the Dallas Cowboys game, so we had to push it back this year. And we were contemplating not doing it, and I just looked at him and I was like, baby, I love you. You gotta go do your thug fizzle. But Thanksgiving is so important to Bailey, and I want to make sure that we, you know, keep this tradition going just for her, because, I mean, we've only got her for, like, what, one more Thanksgiving, and then she's gonna be in college.
Oh, my God, don't make me cry.
It's crazy.
You guys are like the Heidi Klum of Thanksgiving.
Yeah. I love it without the red carpet.
Yeah. It's like an honor to be invited to this Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
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It gets bigger each year. Yeah. People wise, too.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The names just keep getting crazier and crazier.
Yeah. But you know what's so fun is nobody took out their phone last night to do a TikTok. Not one person tried to, like, take advantage of the moment. Nobody selfied it up. Like, everybody just had fun. I still haven't even posted about Thanksgiving, and that's so unlike us, you know? Like, I don't know. I just think we just are starting.
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Lived in the moment.
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Last night, we did live in the moment. And I think what's happening also is that we're starting to cherish our private moments because, you know, we don't get a lot of them because we share so much of ourselves with everybody that it's like when we do get those private moments, it's just like, oh, this is. This is beautiful. This is what family and friends is all about.
So, yeah, most definitely there. There are, like, a few videos out there, but, like, the night was, like, so consistent of us just laughing. Yeah.
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And I really forgot to record a lot because I was just so.
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Well, you started drinking tequila jello tequila shots at fucking 4pm yeah.
You made this. You made cutest pumpkin pie jello shot. She goes, it's like pumpkin pie but with tequila.
Oh, wait, hold on. Yeah, hold on. I got something for you. Hold on.
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Oh, I know what's about to be.
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You don't know what's about to be pulled up. You don't. Yes, I do. Okay. Are you willing to video at losers? No. Are you willing to make a wager on it?
I don't feel like she is now.
How much you want to bet? Real quick, since you know what? I'm about to pull up $50. Let's bet one month salary. Okay.
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No.
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All right, ready? Pumpkin pies. Pumpkin pies with tequila. Yeah.
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Oh, I thought you were gonna pull up the other video.
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Oh, we can, but, I mean, we could talk about it. Let's talk about it. So Bridgestone was Papa Bear's last show, and it was phenomenal. There was Snoop Dogg, Post Malone, Morgan Wallen Ernest. Kelsey Ballerini was there. John B. Who?
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John B.
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Bring it home, John B. I love them. I think Kelsey Ballerini and her dude Chase are so freaking cute. Like, they are genuinely in love. Like, genuinely. They can't take their eyes off of each other. He's obsessed with her.
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Love it.
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It is the cutest thing I've ever seen. And every time he even moves around the room, her eyes follow him. And I. It's like, I get kind of, like, sad because I remember how that's how Jay and I used to be. You know, Jay and I have been together almost a decade, so, you know, the honeymoon's been over, but it's like, you can see that they're still in their honeymoon stage, and it's just like, the cutest thing ever. So I really. I really love them together. And they're two of the just most wholesome people.
Yeah, most definitely. Skyler Gray was there too.
Skylar Gray.
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Like, she sounded so good.
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Sounded so good.
What a phenomenal woman, though. Like, she's so powerful in just her presence. And she's so sweet.
Yes.
And her dude. Her dude, too. Cool. Just like, everybody is just.
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Keith Urban was there.
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Yeah.
Oh, y. Forget him and his freaking highlights just glowing in the freaking light.
His hair just.
His hair is like just waves of gold spun thread. Like, it's just like they just literally, it's like, you know, he looks like he has that Christmas tinsel in his hair.
Yeah.
Those highlights be highlighting.
Yeah.
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I want. Yeah.
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No, we love Keith.
I love him. The boys, it was really funny because I got this on video. They wouldn't leave his side. So Jack and Casey were just like, right there shredding next to him.
They wouldn't leave the entire song. The boys stayed right next to Keith. Like, normally they walk around the stage and they show off, but literally they were just like looking over at Keith and it was the cutest thing because the boys don't ever really fan. No, they don't fan boy out. But as soon as Keith Urban hit that stage, they were. They just wanted to pick guitars with Keith Urban.
Can we talk about fucking Cody walking?
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What? How did I miss that?
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Let's just talk about the dog. Father was in the house, baby.
Yeah.
I literally have never been nervous to meet another celebrity in my life besides Dolly. And I frickin meet Snoop motherfucking Doji, dude. Are you kidding me?
All the same week.
And the sweetest thing, the sweetest man, like, he for real is Unc. Dude, dude.
He was so genuinely nice.
So his whole team. His whole team shout out to his whole team. They're just so sweet. I was so nervous because we got. We got it on video and it's the cutest clip. But I'm like asking Snoop Dogg. I'm like, we're taking a picture together. And I'm like, you know, if you want to do a TikTok, it'd be even cooler. He's like, I'm following you. I was like, oh. I was like, so excited and. But I was so nervous that I couldn't, like, my mind went blank. I'm like, what song do I do with fucking Snoop Dogg that I know, you know? And I mean, I know all his old shit, so of course. And so his creative. I don't know if it was like his creative director, his videographer. I forget his name. It was like Sack, right? Sack, I believe was his name came up to me and I was gonna do Lottie Dottie. And I was like, no, I need something with more umph. So he starts naming off songs and he's like, nothing but a G thing. I was like, oh, my God, I love you because I'M have we all forget that?
Yeah, I just went blank.
Literally. I'm, like, shaking. And the sweetest thing that he did was Snoop gave Jay and I these matching rings, and there are crowns, like, gold crowns with, I think, like, diamonds in it. And he gave one to Jay, and he said, I have one for your lady too, and gave me one, too. So the whole night, Jay wore it on stage at the Dallas Cowboy halftime show. He wears it on his ring finger. It's the cutest thing. I'm like, I couldn't get you to wear a wedding ring, but Snoop Dogg will get you to wear a wedding ring. I'm fine with that. And I mean, I'm just kidding when I say that we don't wear. I wear my wedding ring because it's a diamond, and I love shiny things, but I've never required my husband to wear a wedding ring. I'm not one of those women. I. You're mine. I love you. We got this. But I just thought it was so cute that he wore the Snoop Dogg thing. But, yeah, Snoop came out on the stage, the crowd went insane. Insane. And for me, this was a full circle moment because I'm from the West Coast. So to have the west coast brought to Nashville, I was just like, bro, colliding. No world's colliding.
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He was out there for, like, 10 minutes too.
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Yeah, yeah, no, he was out there. He did a whole bunch of songs, and I was right next to him throwing up the west side. She was like, I went to front of house. I never go. Well, I didn't go to front of house, but I went out into the crowd. What is that area?
Right? Side stage?
Yeah, yeah, a little side stage. And, like, was just jamming out. Even just Jay pointed at me. It was like, I can't believe you're out here. You know, like, it was so funny. We just had.
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It was fun.
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So much fun. It was a moment. It was iconic. It was probably one of those things I'll never forget, you know, because it was just so awesome. But Cody comes out behind them while Jay and Snoop Dogg are performing and just starts crib walking.
And someone got it on tick tock and posted it.
Can we pull it out?
I need to see this.
Let's pull it up. Oh, you haven't seen it?
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I have not seen this.
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They said who? They said, who knew Pork chop was heavily seasoned. It was so funny, dude. And he crushed it, too. I was like, my butthole was clenched when I first started watching. I was like, oh, God, please Cody, don't fuck this up. And he fucking went off.
No, that's not it. Let me send it to you because it is. I was very surprised. I was like, okay, Cody.
Yeah, no, he, he did good. I didn't know he had rhythm like that. But I guess to be a drummer you have to have rhythm, right? Yeah, I guess we should ask Brooke, his girlfriend, just like, hey, let's go to everything. Never thought to ask him that after the breadstick comment. Oh, oh, okay.
We're just bringing up the breadstick, aren't we?
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We still have never gone to Olive Garden, by the way.
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I know, because all you guys do is work me to the bone and I have to look good on camera.
Should we just cater it tomorrow?
Yeah, I'm fine with that. I think I could shake off a little Olive garden by the 4th. I got the from the 30th to the 4th.
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So we're good.
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But yeah, speaking of weight loss, let's talk about these headlines that I don't even know where they came from. And listen, I am just. I tell you guys this all the time. I am so thankful that the media is so cool to us and they are always so nice to us. Radar Online did a crazy headline where they said like Jay and I have a price on our heads or something like that because of the Wade Wilson situation. Complete frickin lie. That's not true. And I don't know where they got that from. Yeah, that was weird. But other than that, we've had nothing but, you know, really positive things and this one isn't bad. And of course they're using my own words, but it's in a different timeline. And I posted some pictures. I was wearing this cute little Ed Hardy dress and, you know, posted some pictures in the video with Snoop. I got the TikTok with Snoop and I posted that and they're like, bunny. Xo's weight loss is due to her microdosing tri Zepatide. And I'm just like, one. I took one shot of trizepatide in September of September 29th, right? 29th or 26th. I have not taken another shot since then because it made me so fucking sick. And no shade to anybody who takes it. You guys take it and it works out amazing for you guys. I'm so jealous that it works out amazing for you guys.
She does. She does.
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You didn't even take that much though, either to, like, be dramatic?
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No, like, I took seven units, but I'm still. I'm still 157 pounds. Like, I haven't lost any weight. I'm just solid. I work out four times a week. I do weightlifting and boxing. But I've changed my diet dramatically. Dramatically. So I was doing super high carbs, high protein, low fat. And I think with my age, my body is just not processing that high carb anymore. And this is just for me, guys. This is not for anybody else. So do not try to follow in my footsteps. And I switched it to low carb, high fat, high protein. And it's made a world of difference in my life, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's been amazing. And I think maybe that's why I don't look as bloated and, like, swollen maybe.
I feel like even though you're the same weight, your body shape is changing. Because I said that the other day. Like, your waist looks.
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So I said your face looks super skinny. The other day when I walked in, I was like, damn.
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I think it's like, body. Well, the Botox kicked in too, but I. I also think it's just body composition from not holding all that water from all the carbs that I was.
E. Like, all that inflammation is going away and it's noticeable. But you were definitely not taking any type of.
Yeah, but there's no. I wish. Listen, guys, I wish I could report back and tell you there's been a dramatic weight loss. And to me, dramatic weight loss would be like going from 157 to 152 or 153. That's where I wanna sit at. My high school weight was 145. Like, I'm a thick bitch. I am a big back bitch and I am proud of it. You know what I'm saying? No, I am in my own way like, if I want to identify as a big back bitch, let me, please. All right, Lisa, let her have it. You know, Let me have that moment. But no. And I'm just not a tiny girl. I never have.
You don't. You don't have a petite stature, exactly. Like, you know, Krista is a petite statue.
She's tiny. Tiny. Yeah. And I just don't want anybody to read those articles and try to, yes. Have unrealistic expectations of themselves, because that's not fair to you guys. And you guys know, I will always keep it 100 with you. Did you find the video? All right, let's go. Let's. Here's pork Chop, the heavily seasoned pork chop. Stop.
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Stop it.
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He did so good.
It won't go. It's okay.
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It's even better with no music.
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Yeah.
I love it.
Like, the squeaky shoes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh. They don't put that too.
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Squeaky shoes.
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Stop.
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Did not know you could do this.
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I'm so proud of him.
I know. Me too. I told you my butthole was puckered. At first. I was like, oh, God. Oh, God, Cody, don't mess this up.
Cody did good. Great.
No, I'm so proud of him. But, yeah, that was Cody doing the sea walk, baby.
Very good.
Speaking of weight loss, though.
Yes.
I have been using this tool right here, and I'm not selling these, you guys. They do sponsor my podcast, and we're just going to talk about it real briefly, but this has also been a game changer in my weight loss. It's this lumen. It's this handheld fucking lumen that I breathe into about 10 times a day from the minute I wake up, before I eat, after I eat, before I work out, after I work out, before I go to sleep. I literally.
She uses it religiously.
Religiously.
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Oh, what happened when you didn't have it?
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Oh, I freaked out. I felt it's like you get attached to this little thing, you know? But what it is, is it reads the CO2 levels in your breath and it tells you your macros for the day. And you can do keto, which is what I'm doing a form of keto. I'm not going, like, extreme keto. I'm doing about 80 carbs a day. But you can do keto with, like, performance enhancement. So you'll get, like, you know, a certain percentage of protein. You can do weight loss, you can do maintenance. Like, there's so many different things. And when they started sponsoring the podcast, I was like, I got really curious because I was doing the ads for them. And you guys know that I don't like to promote something that I don't do, and I am not getting paid for talking about this right now. I just want you guys to know that. But I'm so fucking floored by this little creature that I just want to share it with you guys. And so after I had done the first ad with them, I ordered some or they sent us some.
Yeah, they had sent you some.
And I started using it. And I. I'm almost two months in on this thing.
I'm obsessed with it.
Obsessed. No, everybody.
They sent you a T. Yeah, it's.
I love it. And your macro switch every day, or they stay consistent, depending on what you're trying to accomplish is I'm eating 1900-2000 calories a day and slimming down, like, losing inflammation, my blood sugar. I used to wake up in the morning feeling so sick and had to eat immediately. That is not the case anymore. Like, this thing is really, like, working wonders. And they have, like, a support group. I joined the support group on Facebook.
It's part of the faith.
I swear. I swear. And it's so fascinating just learning about all of this and, like, watching. Watching how your body works and just seeing, like, the results and stuff like that. So, I mean, if you guys want to hop on this bandwagon, it's, it's literally.
We're comparing our scores now.
We're always comparing our scores.
What'd you blow this morning?
Yeah, like, I aim to blow a one or a two in the morning. If I blow a five, I'm fine with it, but I know that I need. I have some work to do or something's going on in my body that's hormonal. Like, I don't know. This thing's just really cool. And I wanted to share that with you guys. I, I, we do have a promo code. I think if you guys want to use it for. To get a percentage off, which is. Do you know what it is?
Pretty sure it's.
We'll give you guys the promo code, but again, this is not a paid advertisement. I promise you, I would tell you if it was. I genuinely live with this thing in my hand. Every day I walk around with it.
Just go to Lumen me, Backslash bunny, B U N N I E. And you'll get 15 off.
Yeah, you'll get 15 off. And I'm telling you, this thing is so worth it. It's a game changer, especially for health freaks like me.
Talk about how you freaked out when it went missing, bro?
My husband thought it was a vape and stuck it in his backpack, I thought, and it disappeared. And he said when he came home, I had him look through his backpack, and he's like, it's not there. So I have another one somewhere around the house.
Oh, it really is just missing.
It's just missing. I don't know where it went. I might have accidentally thrown it away. I have no idea.
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Counter nazi.
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Yeah, Counter Nazi. Got it.
Yeah. I don't know, but, yeah, I. For two days, I was literally just, like, depressed.
Yeah.
It's like my little. My little C3PO, my little R2D2. I just.
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Your own vape. It's the bunny vape, I swear.
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But you just literally just. You breathe in for 10 seconds. You hold it. No, I'm. Yeah, you breathe in for 10 seconds, hold it for 10 seconds, breathe out. And it reads your breath. And it's.
And it's cool because it's like, on that scale, I'll know before I go way whether I lost weight that day by what number I blow. It's crazy. If I'm at a three or four, I don't really do fours and fives very often, but I. If I'm in that 3 to 4 range, I won't have lost anything. If I'm in the one to two range, I've lost a pound.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I know. Like, I'll know it before I step on that scale.
I can feel when my body's in fat burn. I will. I'll know I'm in fat burn before I blow. Like, right now, if I were to blow, I bet you I'm in fat burn, because I can feel it.
Give him a blow.
Give it a blow.
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Yeah.
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All right.
All right.
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Give it a blow job.
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It goes by this app right here that I would love to give blow jobs. All right, hold on. It goes by this app right here. So you just literally log on. You hit measure. So I'm gonna say before eating, because I'm gonna eat dinner after this. And then you turn it on. It's all Bluetooth. Sorry. Chachi's snoring right here. So it's warming up. My little baby's warming up. You get really, like, attached. I. Hold on. I'm gonna tell you guys what I want. Also, the lumens warming up still.
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Exhale.
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In 3, 2, 1. And you got to keep this ball inside of a circle, guys. So that's what she's doing. And she's trying to keep it within.
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I don't think I could even do that.
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You can't.
It takes a little.
It's really hard at first, but then you can. I promise you. I'm telling you, you get hooked on this thing, man. I'm in carb burn right now. Well, I just ate a chicken nugget, which is why. So, yeah, I'm in carb burn right now, but normally I can feel when I'm in fat burn, but, yeah, this thing's fascinating. So right now, my body's burning carbs, which means I'm actually ready. I need to work out is pretty much what it's telling me. So, yeah, I'm obsessed with it.
What were you going to say? You said, I'll tell you in just a sec.
Oh, speaking about, like, being attached to, like, these robotic devices, I want a Tesla robot. I am obsessed. I want two. I want to name them Sid and Nancy or Chichen Chong. I want two. They play. Have you seen them? They play guitars. They play music and stuff. You haven't seen that?
Seen any of these?
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I've seen the one on Kai's where it's.
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Hold on, Jaime, I'm going to send this to you.
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Have you seen the one where Kai had Chris Brown on his live stream and the robot goes to open the door and it didn't open it, and it just fell over and was just laying there? No. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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I guess I'm not in the tax bracket of having Tesla yet. No robots on my for you page. They have no idea, really. I know that they exist, but I didn't know that, like, people already had them and stuff.
I want one so bad. Hold on. I'm trying.
What else would you do with it?
I would have it fold clothes. It would be my best friend. What are you talking about? I'll think of things for it to do. I don't care.
Packs her suitcases for.
All right, hold on.
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Just don't get one to do makeup or something.
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Hold on.
God.
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Imagine. Imagine there was someone that could do a full beat.
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They do everything. They can do anything for you. Like, they're. They're just there.
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That's terrifying.
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No, not terrifying.
Robot.
All right, Jaime, you should have it now. Take a gander.
Not.
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Message request.
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Do not follow.
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Do not follow.
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I definitely do. Why was she. Wait, no, no, no. Let's go ahead and look to see if you follow.
Bunny, hold up.
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Hold on, hold on. Oh, okay.
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Oh, I need to follow you. Back, Jaime. Okay. All right. Sorry. I wasn't sure if you were going to stay on for long now. We love you. Now I'll. What the heck?
What?
Look how cool they are. That's terrifying. That's scary. I need two because I want to start a band.
These are like my uncles.
I want to. Can you imagine? You guys come over and I'm just chilling with these two on the couch, just hanging out.
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I approve.
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Aren't they awesome?
Wow.
Yeah, great, right? I want one so bad. So I looked them up and they're about 20 to 30 grand a piece, and they can be ordered. Good. For the love of God, they can be ordered 20, 26.
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What?
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How does everyone else already have them then?
I'm sure Elon just rolled them out so that celebrities could start using them and seeing if there's any, like, kinks and stuff like that, you know, I.
Don'T think I want Tessa scene inside my house.
Yeah, well, that was dramatic. Why?
What? FBI agents going to be sitting back.
Yeah.
I feel like through my robot.
First of all, they're already seeing in your house.
D
I know, but then they can.
E
Freaking iPhone.
D
Yeah.
E
I was like, now they can go unlock my.
You have an iPhone. You have a freaking.
D
Yeah, but my iPhone can't go and walk around. Yeah, Walk around my house.
E
You can power them down and then you guys figure it out.
Yeah, let me just save my 20.
D
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'll just keep my ball change.
E
Of 20k and, you know, I'm telling you, man, I'm gonna have two of those robots, dude.
I don't doubt that. That's the crazy. I'm like, yeah, no, you are.
It's happening.
For sure.
It's really happening. So we went to the after party after the Bridgestone. That was fun. Haley met a boy there. Well, she knew this boy.
D
Yeah.
E
And yeah. Let's go on that journey.
D
Oh, it was a.
E
And men, this is a major ick. Okay. Like, let's really talk about it. Damn it. This is. The seal is broken on this.
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Who wants a water?
Good. I'll take it.
You know what, Jaime, will you grab me a water? I love you. Thank you so much. Jason, cut this out, please.
Go ahead and show them.
Nah, show them my OCD fucking problems that I have.
D
Listen, don't cut this out, Jason.
E
I've gotten really good with my OCD though.
Definitely took a bite of a gum that was not sealed the other day.
D
Well, she made me bite it first.
E
Yeah, if we're going down, we're going down together. Always.
Yeah, we all take sips of the same water just in case. Bites of the same gum just in case.
She's like, you know, like back in the old days, like, and I'm not calling myself a king or a queen, but back in the old days, kings or queens had people designated at their table to eat food and drink the same food first to make sure it wasn't poisoned. Well, that's us. Thank you.
Look, he brought.
D
He brought three.
E
Okay, this one's good. That's good. That one's good. So I just have this weird thing where if the seal is cracked on my water, I don't want to drink it because it freaks me out.
D
Even coming from an unopened box.
E
Yeah, you don't know who is. Listen, there's people fucking Butterball turkeys, all right? Imagine what they would do to fucking water. Can we talk about that, bro?
Bro. Jason did not believe you. Haven't seen it?
D
No.
E
Jaime. Butterball turkey controversy. So it's going viral. PETA released this video of a factory worker fucking a Butterball turkey alive. I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think you could it alive. I had the same question too. I think it was passed away, but.
Still I think it was an employee of Butterball the turkey.
D
Yeah, this is why I don't eat Turkey. Thank God.
E
Yeah, I don't eat turkey anymore either.
D
But, bro, I definitely not now.
E
Okay.
You're gorgeous.
D
Okay.
E
Workers sexually abusing turkeys before slaughter.
Oh, okay. No, that's. That's. Oh, I don't want to see that. That was rough.
D
What is that?
E
Okay, let's just. It's Butterball Turkey controversy.
That was it. It says PETA investigators accused.
No, there's a clip powering down.
D
You can see it.
E
Yeah, just doing it. Like getting a turkey, dude. It's bad. It's bad hip thrusts. Yeah, no, it's. That's why they're boycotting butterballs. I can't believe you guys haven't seen this.
Daily Male facing. Yeah. Pages. I mean, that's true.
Really? You want to talk about. For you. Pages. Yours.
Yeah.
D
I'm not watching turkeys getting stuffed.
E
Hold on, hold on. I got you. Oh, Butterball turkeys. Here we go.
Bragged about their abuse. What?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, they bragged about it. Hold on. Here it is. I got you right here, Jaime.
All right. Ew.
And make sure you turn this up. Yeah, I know this one's rough. Oh, this one's blurred out. They blurred out the dude humping it. Hold on. I wonder if they're taking it off. I bet you they're trying to talk because you can see what it is.
D
You know, you could see the penis.
E
Going, well, no, but you can see the dude just pounding away.
One guy humped a shackled turkey one day. And another. What?
D
Imagine.
E
Oh, here's one, too.
D
Imagine that was your husband and you watched that video and saw him do that.
E
Just him plowing a turkey. Like, how do you even sit down and have that conversation? I would just leave and be like, we don't. There's nothing to talk about. There's nothing I could say to you that would make anything.
D
Can't come back from that.
E
Yeah, that would make anything. Okay.
D
Immediate divorce.
E
God.
Did you see it?
Could you imagine sucking him off and.
D
Be like, I don't want to.
E
Yeah, I sent you that one. Turn that turkey. Turn that one up. That bottom. That bottom one. Yeah.
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One guy humped a shackle turkey one day, and another time, another worker was putting his fingers in a turkey's cloaca, which is basically her. While the line was stopped, there he is plowing it. Some workers even bragged about their abuse.
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The eyeball popped out.
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When people go to the grocery store and they see Butterball or other turkeys all wrapped up in plastic, they just don't know what happens to the birds before they end up in the meat case. I mean, how could they? These dark plants are kept away from main roads and certainly not shown on tv. I went into this butterball house of horrors to show people what the company never will. If even one person sees this video and stops eating birds. Birds. It'll be worth it.
D
Well, that got me. No more birds for me.
E
No, it's bad, man. I just couldn't. I can't. Where. What FYP do you have that the.
Butterballs didn't show up my whole Thanksgiving?
D
Like, weird people singing or just sticking their tongues out. Very weird.
E
Oh, the guy that.
D
Yes.
E
Yeah, yeah, I get.
What?
D
Yeah, you know, my for you.
E
Yeah, it's a good one.
Your for you page on Instagram is way different than your for you page on Tick Tock, though.
D
My Instagram is.
E
I've really gotten over. I think I've.
You earned that fyb.
I think I've traumatized myself because, like, Tick Tock's not entertaining to me anymore. I catch myself in reels so much more because they're so unfiltered. And just like, I feel so bad for our group chats where I send, like, the really horrific deaths.
No, I can't. I don't.
I won't send this to you.
Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. So anyways, back to this after party.
D
Oh, how do we go from a.
E
Turkey means because you didn't get.
You almost got yourself.
D
No, I didn't get stuff. I had to sit there and listen to music.
E
Okay, but tell them what happened. Like you met. He's super cute. This dude's super cute.
D
I have a crush on him. I think he's cute. And I just was like, yo, like, where are you at? He said, my house. Come over. Send me his address. Go over there.
E
And she's thinking, it's like, it's turkey time.
Yeah.
D
Yeah. I thought I was about to be that turkey. No, no.
E
What did he do?
D
We talked about life and he played his music, which is not bad.
E
It's not bad.
D
But that's not what I wanted to.
E
Be doing until 6:00 in the morning.
Yeah.
D
Then I was like, I'm gonna go home now.
E
You know what it kind of was? The war in treaty. Yeah.
D
Just sat there and watched.
E
At least it wasn't a Jesus documentary, though. Like that.
Yeah, you just sat there ready to fight.
You know what? Like that. That's so ick. Like, guys, we don't want a full on concert because I've dated nothing but musicians, so I know how that feels. And when you're, like, drunk and, like, in party mode, the last thing you want to do is sober real quick.
Yeah.
The last thing you want to do is go to a guy's house and listen to his music for fucking three hours. It's like, okay, can you at least fuck me while the music is playing?
D
Or send it to me to listen to on the way home?
E
Yeah.
D
All right.
E
Or just play it while we're humming. Some men like to hear their music while they're banging.
Okay, that was my next question. Have you ever had sex to somebody's own music?
Yes. My. I don't even want to say his name. But you guys know fucking. I don't want to call him an ex anymore because he doesn't deserve that title. But, yes, he would get mad if I listened to, like, the Zach, Bryan, and Brianna chicken fry. I can relate to that so much because he would hate if I listened to any other music but his.
That's so strange.
Yeah, it's so strange. It's just a weird thing that some guys do. A lot of artists are like that. Like, it's a. In order to be an artist, you have to be a tortured soul in some way anyways. Yeah.
Maybe a little fucked up.
And people don't realize that being with a musician is not an easy feat, you know? And I'm not speaking for my relationship. I'm speaking in general and from past relationships because I've dated other musicians. It's not easy to be with an artist. They're very up and down. They are very. I don't. You know, I don't. I don't. What are they?
Unpredictable.
Unpredictable, yeah. And sometimes borderline emotionally and verbally and sometimes physically abusive, you know? And I'm not saying, like, you deserve it because you. You signed up for that, because you don't at all. I'm just saying that musicians are definitely a different breed, and in order to be with one, you, it's a lot. And you've got to be a strong person yourself, you know?
D
Well, I'm not.
E
She said, I just want.
D
And I show it in my face. I show everything in my face.
E
I'm just like, yeah, I'm surprised you sat there that long.
D
I am, too.
E
How long did you sit? Like, what time did you get there? If you left at 6, I probably.
D
Was there, like, an hour.
E
I left the bar at two. What time did you guys.
D
After three.
E
So you were there for about three hours? Yeah.
D
No, two. It Was about two hours.
E
Two hours worth of music.
Was he performing for you too?
Don't. I would.
D
No, he didn't.
E
Okay. Thank God.
D
I couldn't have hold it in.
E
I would have rather. I would rather you up jumping around performing for me than just sitting there in silence listening to music. That's what I did. And I was just like, no, No. I could no perform for me.
D
They're sitting there with my tits out, too. Oh, not all the way out, but.
E
Like your tits were titting in that night.
Yeah. You have to.
D
So I'm just sitting there with him, like, eyes down here.
E
Yeah. Getting naked. I would have just made it by the first.
Start stripping to his music.
Yeah. Literally. Just because it wasn't the vibe.
D
Oh, what kind of music, too.
E
What kind of music was it?
D
It's like it's going into country. Yeah.
E
No one strips to country.
I can't. I mean, I think I might have a time or two.
D
You wouldn't do it?
E
I mean, I can. The Judds is sexy to get down to.
I get that.
I'm telling you that. It's a great vibe. I wouldn't have been able to do.
Could you imagine stripping? A dirt road anthem.
D
I sang Dirt Road anthem last night.
E
Well, how about the Creed, though?
Oh, insert video.
I just heard. It seems my life is going to.
Change I close my eyes begin to pray.
The tears of joy Shook down my breath the news today. Chelsea does that. So good.
D
So good.
E
So good. That was great.
That was great.
We love Shout Out. Trailer Trash. Tammy. We love you. The Nickelback.
D
The Nickelback was the star of the night.
E
Yeah.
D
Chad Kroger was the star of the night.
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Always.
E
Your shirt was. She goes, I don't know who that is. And we thought it was a joke.
Who said that?
D
Nikki. Yeah.
E
Nip. What's her name? Makeup. What's her name?
D
Lipstick Nick.
E
Lipstick Nick. Yeah.
She was like, I don't. I don't know that person.
D
Chad Kroger. She goes, said Nickelback. And she's like, I've heard of them.
E
I was like, oh, my goodness. Chad. Chad.
D
I thought it was Nicholas Cage.
E
Chad Turden.
Yeah.
D
Michael Turdon.
E
Chad. Michael Turden is Jason or as a Cash.
That's funny.
Oh, it's meant to be.
It was.
I love it.
I named him after him.
It was such a good time last night.
D
Oh, it was.
E
It was a very good night.
Yeah. Thanksgiving is always good memories. My husband went to sleep because I know it was. Well, he got up at 8 o'clock in the morning. And then had to go and do a halftime show. The poor man. And just got off a worldwide tour. Yeah, not worldwide. Nationwide. Is that right? Nationwide? Yeah, nationwide tour. Listen, don't. Don't give me the cue to sing something. Cause I will. I love that. Jaime is over there. Not Jaime Goes. Yeah, Jaime has a good jingle.
D
It's one of my favorite jingles.
E
That is so funny.
You should have seen him when you were doing the Snoop impression. He was up there throwing up signs.
I was like, damn, Jaime, I love Snoop so much. Oh, my God. We forgot to talk about it, though. Jay and Snoop have a song coming out.
They do.
I got to hear it for the first time with both of them rapping it to me, and it was fucking phenomenal. It is so good.
So, so good. And then they debuted at the Bridgestone.
They did debut. That's why we're allowed to talk about it. Yep.
So, so good. And like, so Tom Petty was quoted one time saying the only way that song would ever make a comeback was if Snoop Dogg redid it. And Dr. Dre was the one who. What is it called? Mastered it.
D
Produced it.
E
Yeah. Remixed it or something.
Yeah, yeah. And that's exactly what ended up happening. And Jay had the honor of being part of it.
Yeah. Jay actually flew to LA a couple months ago and got to get in the studio with Dr. Dre and Snoop at the same time and make the song. So, I mean, like, talk about just, like, dreams coming true.
So cool. The song is very, very good.
D
Like, I. I love that.
E
I love it. I love it too. So let's talk about what everybody wants to hear about the Dolly interview.
The fact that we hung out with Dolly and Snoop in the same week.
Bro, bro. Like, what is life?
What?
What is life? It is crazy. Dolly is the sweetest little cupcake that I have ever met. It was sweet.
D
Little dirty cupcake. Yeah.
E
No, no, she's actually got a. She reminds me a lot of my personality. We both have that smart ass kind of, like, dirty mentality. I don't know if I can use the dirty and dolly in the same sentence because that's spicy. Spicy.
Spicy.
Yes, she is spicy. She's so spicy and so cute, and she is sharp as a damn tack.
Yes.
That woman is almost 80 years old and she is a powerhouse. She walks in stilettos, wears cutest little cat suits. She has the tiniest little feet I've ever seen. Really? Her feet have got to be like a size four. Size four, size five. Like, she's got the tiniest Little. Little. Just. She.
Her little. Her waist was wasting.
I mean, what waist? She had none. I was like, crazy.
D
It's like my left leg.
E
Yeah, no, that's my thigh. She's just the cutest little pack package wrapped in blonde hairs. Like, she's just so sweet. And I was shook. I'm talking, like, the entire morning, I had to do box breathing. And I was just so nervous. And I don't know if I was just. Because I was, like, inside my head, but I was just like, oh, my God. You know, like, this is everything I've ever wanted since I've started this podcast. And, you know, naming the podcast after Dolly, Dolly's first radio hit was, you know, it was an oxymoron all in itself. And it just was a perfect, you know, storm. And this was such a full circle moment. And sitting down with her, I never read off cue cards ever, but it's like when you're so nervous, your mind goes blank. So I literally had a stack of cue cards with my whole interview on it that Mimi had made me. And in the beginning, you can sense how nervous I am.
D
I don't think I've ever seen you that nervous.
E
Never seen you that nervous.
No.
Ever?
Like, I'm a very relaxed interviewer, you know, Like, I love everybody who sits on my couch, but to be in her studio.
Let's talk about that too. So, like, Dolly is such a g. You go to Dolly.
Yes.
And I think that is so beautiful.
Yes.
You literally go to her. So it was really amazing. I gotta give the flowers where flowers are due because her team was so.
D
Team is on it.
E
Amazing. So good.
Everyone in. It was so welcoming, accommodating. They, like, forced Jamie to get breakfast at an omelette bar. They were like, get the omelet.
Yeah.
You know, and so. But we went to their space and, like, they really were like, what can we do to help you elevate this and make this how you want it to portray Dumb blonde. They requested your dumb blonde sign.
Yeah.
Which I thought was cute. They requested your microphones. Like, I absolutely love that.
But, like, Dolly talked on one of those microphones.
Yeah. Which notes the silver. Your OG one.
Oh, the OG one.
Yeah, your OG Dumb blonde one.
No. It was so funny. I walked in because I didn't know my microphones were going to be there, and I was like, oh, my God, I love her microphone. And then I was like, oh, it's mine.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, my God. But, yeah, it was. You guys are gonna be pleasantly surprised. So with this podcast, you know, Dolly had. She's a workhorse like I am. And before she had done the podcast, she had already done three other things. The podcast was the last of her things of the day. And we got allotted 45 minutes with her and her and I just started talking and, like, she had some of the most incredible answers. And, like, you know, when Dolly speaks, you don't cut her off. So I didn't get to finish the entire interview, but Dolly had so much fun that they're bringing me back for a part two in February. So 2025 to sit down and finish the interview with her and just hopefully this can unfold into something else. She even said she wanted to do a Christmas song with me. I don't know if she meant that or not. I'm just gonna put it in the air because I think that would be freaking amazing.
D
Iconic.
E
Yeah, iconic. But I'm just so happy that it happened. And shout out to Danny Nazelle, her management. Her publicist is Marcel Ollie. Oh, is Ollie Heard, like day to day manager? Yeah. All love Ollie.
Love Ollie.
Yeah. Jen Veccio for putting this all together. Our publicist and, you know, just making this happen. It was incredible. And I can't. I'm just so grateful and so thankful.
We are too. It's. Yeah, I got real cookbook. Yeah, we got our cookbooks.
We got her cookbook.
D
We got a bottle of her wine.
E
We got her freaking perfume.
Makeup.
Makeup. Yeah, like we smell like children.
Yeah, yeah. We all walk around.
D
We walked in smelling like her.
E
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did. We, like, coated ourselves and walked in there.
Yeah. Smoky Mountain Musk. Isn't that what it's called? Or smoky. I forget. Like gold. It's Smoky Mountain gold. Yes, that's what it's called. So good. But yeah, it was just an amazing moment which hopefully, you know, led to, you know, some other incredible moments that are going to be happening in 2025. So I'm just so thankful and so.
Blessed for all of it that's coming out next week.
Yep, that'll be coming out next week. So you guys can look forward to that. And yeah, is there anything else?
What are we doing tomorrow?
D
You spent over here.
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Are we talking about it again?
Well, no, we're just going to go into detail because it's going to drop up close to each other.
So the Come Here Cowboy dropped last week and you guys have been loving it on Tick Tock and I haven't really announced it on Instagram or any other platforms that it's came out. I'm waiting for the video, but yeah, like, we're gonna finally shoot the video tomorrow and It'll be out December 3rd.
D
So excited, you guys.
E
I'm so excited.
Yeah, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be really fun.
D
The amount of people in this, we.
E
Keep pivoting because, like, it'll be like, oh, I invited this person. And I'm like, like, okay, hold on. Let me like go back into the treatment. Rework this. And then, oh, wait, no, we invited this person and like, oh, it's gonna.
D
Be a great video, bro.
E
The amount of, like, cameos we have and just like, what we're gonna be, like, doing is so funny. And I love that every year we keep it comedic.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll never take ourselves serious when it comes to these.
D
And like, we aren't serious people. No, we're not.
E
And I want you guys to know, like, there's a bunch of people in the comments who are like, is she trying to sing now? Like, no, I do one song and that's it. And I literally make fun of myself. I can't sing. I don't have a singing voice. I know how to be sexy. There's a difference. I'm not over here like Alanis Morissette just belting notes out or Beyonce, you know, Like, I can one even tone. I'm good. And if I stay there, I'm good. I know. I know how to talk sexy. I can turn it on at any time, you know, so it's like I just turned that into a song. So.
No, it is so great. This. This matched your vibe this year for sure. Yeah, everyone, really. It's a banger, bro.
It is a bigger slap.
D
Did you guys see the video of my brother singing it?
E
My husband. Oh, God. Show. Put it up. Give it to Jaime. My husband comes in all the time singing Come Here Cowboy and he's like, I Listened to it about six or seven times. I was like, get out of here.
It's so good.
No, like, it's so sweet that he even like, you know, bumps the Christmas.
We're watching all of the tick tocks people are making with it also. And like, I'm. Brooke did a Get Ready with Me. It was so cute and used the song. I absolutely love that. And like, like we did Brooke.
Oh, I haven't seen it. Somebody sent it to me so I can repost it.
Brooke did a little Get Ready With Me to it. And like, those are my favorite. I love when girls do Get Ready With Me.
Yeah.
Music and like, it fits so perfectly. And Brooke has that like aesthetic too. I think it's super cute.
She's so cute. Jaime's girlfriend is so beautiful.
Yeah. Yeah. She is hot.
Yeah. I'd like to see her naked.
Yeah.
Does she have an only fan?
Yeah. Can we put the tits on the screen finally?
Yeah. Let's bring up a picture of Jaime's girlfriend so you can. We always talk about her, but we never show her.
D
Cowboy. I'll do the.
E
Yeah. Because I haven't got to see it. Send it to my tick Tock too so I can save it. Look how pretty she's going vintage.
D
Yes.
E
Look how pretty she is.
It's the first one. Yep.
D
Oh, look at that hair.
E
Look at the hair is Herina.
She's so pretty.
D
Sabrina Carpenter.
E
Yeah.
Oh, she does. She's got that like blondish, like vintagey, like, vibe.
I love that. Send it to me, Jaime.
D
Hot.
E
Send it to me, Rachel.
That's so cute. Yeah, I. I love the little get readies with me and I feel like this is the first year we have a song that is very Get Ready with Me worthy too.
D
Yeah, for sure.
E
I love. I could do one tomorrow actually for Tick Tock. That would be great.
Yeah.
For the video I've.
I've loved in the past though, with the Dirty Christmas song, like the really dirty ones, they would do husband reactions.
Yeah.
And like make them listen to it for the first time.
D
Yeah.
E
I love that. Sorry, guys.
Blast.
Cut that.
That.
D
Bleed it.
E
I like it. But talking about Come Here Cowboy. We came out with merch.
We have Come Here Cowboy merch babies. Guess what? Cyber Monday sale. We are selling all the merch that you guys wanted that were on, that was on tour, only what's left over.
So, you guys, we are not reproducing this.
Nope. Our Patreon. Only our Patreon gets it first. So if they sell it out, you're screwed up shit's creek without a paddle. But if there's some left over, we'll cycle it over into Cyber Monday because it's going to drop on Patreon on Sunday because they always get first dibs. But we also have hoodies that say, come here, cowboy. And what else do we have? Hats and hats.
So. But also, we are giving not only early access to all of our Patreons, we are going to give them a promo code to thank them for being a Patreon. So if you guys want that and you don't want to pay full price, head over and become a Patreon and you'll get your promo code.
Yeah, baby. We are so thankful for you guys, though. Anybody, that if your Patreon, our Patreon members and people who just buy merch and support us or anything like that. I love it.
I love watching everyone wear your merch in different settings.
Yeah.
It's like. Yeah, you'll see it, like up on stage.
Yeah.
I love when the background singers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or on Tick Tock. You'll catch someone.
He's always wearing the Bunny XO shirt.
D
I like seeing random crew members backstage in it.
E
Yeah.
Can we talk about how my husband wore my logo on the Dallas Cowboys halftime show? And it was the cutest thing. There's a clip of him where he, like, it went vi viral, but there's a clip of him where he, like, tugs on his jacket and touches it. It's the cutest thing.
Adorable. God. Brains on nips.
Yeah. Sausage, pepperoni. Which one?
D
Braden's gonna hate me for this. He's going to hate me.
E
Can we bleep out his nipples, man?
Cowboy.
That's what I want the guys to do at the video.
D
He will.
E
All right. Jason, bleep out his his nipples so he doesn't get upset. Just put like a sensor bar across.
D
I literally walked into Braden getting dressed for Thanksgiving yesterday, and he's singing it.
E
That's so funny.
D
Are you singing Bunny song? He's like, yeah, it's catchy.
E
I love that song.
Go ahead and airplay the other one.
And then here's the clip of Jay.
Oh, he holds it. That was sweet.
I'm so cute. I love that. That's my sweet man. A little spicy jalapeno. Well, that was a good little catchup, guys. Dolly's going to be dropping next week. Cyber Monday. We've got merch for you guys. Chino, look. Chino. Oh, my goodness. Chach, look, it's you. It's you. Look, honey, look, it's you. Look, look, it's you. Look.
He doesn't know where to look.
She's the funniest picture. It is you. It's you, my love. Okay, tell everybody bye. Say bye. Bye. Bye, guys. See you guys next week.
Bye.
Podcast Title: Dumb Blonde
Host: Bunny XO
Episode: Meeting Snoop and Dolly
Release Date: December 2, 2024
In this vibrant episode of Dumb Blonde, host Bunny XO delves into a whirlwind week filled with unforgettable celebrity encounters, heartfelt family traditions, and personal wellness journeys. From rubbing shoulders with legends like Snoop Dogg and Dolly Parton to navigating the chaos of a bustling Thanksgiving party, Bunny offers listeners an intimate glimpse into her life’s highs and humorous lows. The episode seamlessly blends comedy with genuine discussions, making it both entertaining and relatable.
Meeting Snoop Dogg
The episode kicks off with Bunny and her co-host recounting their exhilarating experience at the Bridgestone event, where they mingled with high-profile celebrities such as Snoop Dogg, Post Malone, Morgan Wallen, Kelsea Ballerini, John B., and Skylar Grey.
Bunny XO [11:11]: “I literally have never been nervous to meet another celebrity in my life besides Dolly.”
Meeting Snoop Dogg was a standout moment. Bunny describes her nervousness and awe upon meeting the West Coast icon:
Bunny XO [11:08]: “He was so genuinely nice. I was asking Snoop Dogg if we could take a picture together or do a TikTok, and he was like, ‘I'm following you.’ I was so excited but also so nervous that my mind went blank.”
Snoop Dogg’s generosity shone through when he gifted Bunny and her husband Jay matching rings adorned with gold crowns and diamonds, symbolizing their friendship and mutual respect.
Bunny XO [11:55]: “I couldn't get you to wear a wedding ring, but Snoop Dogg will get you to wear a wedding ring. I'm fine with that.”
Meeting Dolly Parton
Bunny's encounter with Dolly Parton was equally memorable. She shares the emotional gravity of interviewing the legendary country star:
Bunny XO [45:03]: “The entire morning, I had to do box breathing. I was so nervous. This was everything I've ever wanted since I've started this podcast.”
Despite her nerves, Bunny praises Dolly’s vibrant personality and professionalism. The upcoming second part of their interview promises even more insightful conversations, with Dolly expressing interest in collaborating on a Christmas song.
Bunny XO [47:16]: “Dolly had some of the most incredible answers. We’re bringing me back for a part two in February 2025 to finish the interview.”
Gathering and Guest Dynamics
The hosts reminisce about their annual D. Ford Thanksgiving party, highlighting the warmth and chaos of hosting 50 to 60 guests. The multi-wave attendance, with elders arriving early and the party ramping up as the night progressed, created a lively atmosphere.
Co-host E [05:19]: "At one point, you couldn't even move around. But then, people kept coming and going, and it just got progressively more fun."
Entertaining Moments
The party was brimming with laughter and memorable moments. Bailey’s rap performance, showcasing her hidden talent for rapping, was a crowd-pleaser.
Co-host E [05:27]: “She did the Kendrick Lamar. I was like, that’s my girl. She can wrap her ass off.”
Cody, the family dog, stole the show with his impressive dance moves, which quickly went viral on TikTok.
Co-host E [13:38]: “Cody crush it. I was very surprised. He did good. I didn't know he had rhythm like that.”
Family Traditions and Significance
Bunny emphasizes the importance of maintaining family traditions, especially as they become more cherished over time.
Bunny XO [07:07]: "Live in the moment. We cherish our private moments because we don't get a lot of them."
Weight Loss Journey
Bunny opens up about her experiences with weight loss, discussing the use of Trizepatide shots and significant dietary changes.
Bunny XO [16:58]: “I took seven units, but I'm still 157 pounds. I've changed my diet dramatically. High carbs no longer work for me.”
She highlights the challenges and personal approach to weight management, emphasizing that her journey is unique to her body’s needs.
Utilizing the Lumen Device
In a candid segment, Bunny introduces the Lumen device, a handheld tool that monitors metabolism by analyzing breath CO2 levels. She shares how it has revolutionized her health routine.
Bunny XO [19:44]: “This little creature reads the CO2 levels in your breath and tells you your macros for the day. It’s a game changer.”
Both Bunny and her husband Jay use the device regularly, comparing their scores and integrating it into their fitness regimes.
Co-host D [21:59]: “We’re always comparing our scores. It’s fascinating just learning about how your body works.”
Song Release and Reception
The hosts discuss their latest musical venture, the song "Come Here Cowboy," which has garnered significant attention on TikTok even before its official release on Instagram and other platforms.
Bunny XO [50:10]: "The song is a banger, everyone, really. It’s a bigger slap."
Music Video Plans
Plans for the "Come Here Cowboy" music video are underway, with a scheduled release date of December 3rd. The video promises numerous cameos and comedic elements, aligning with the podcast’s signature humor.
Co-host D [50:47]: “The amount of cameos we have is so funny. It’s gonna be a great video, bro.”
Merchandise Announcements
To coincide with the song release, Bunny announces exclusive merch for fans, including hoodies, hats, and limited edition "Come Here Cowboy" apparel. Early access is granted to Patreon members, incentivizing listeners to support the podcast.
Bunny XO [54:13]: “We have Come Here Cowboy merch babies. Imagine, if they sell out on Patreon first, you’re screwed without a paddle.”
Patreon and Cyber Monday Sales
Bunny emphasizes the benefits of joining their Patreon community, offering early access to merch and exclusive promo codes. Cyber Monday sales will feature remaining merchandise, providing fans with an opportunity to grab limited items.
Bunny XO [54:25]: “If there’s some left over, we'll cycle it over into Cyber Monday. But our Patreon gets them first dibs.”
Listener Engagement
The hosts express gratitude towards their listeners for wearing and supporting their merch, sharing clips of fans showcasing their favorite pieces.
Co-host D [55:23]: “I like seeing random crew members backstage in it.”
Tesla Robots and TikTok Trends
A lighthearted discussion ensues about the latest Tesla robots, their potential uses, and humorous anecdotes related to TikTok trends and online controversies, such as the Butterball turkey scandal.
Co-host E [26:53]: “I want a Tesla robot so bad. I want two. They play guitars and do everything.”
Butterball Turkey Controversy
The hosts react to viral videos alleging animal abuse at Butterball, expressing horror and discussing the ethical implications of factory farming practices.
Co-host E [32:53]: “One guy humped a shackled turkey one day. How do you even sit down and have that conversation?”
Upcoming Interviews and Projects
Bunny shares exciting news about future interviews and projects, including the anticipated Part Two with Dolly Parton and collaborative Christmas music ventures.
Bunny XO [47:16]: “We’re bringing me back for a part two in February 2025 to finish the interview with her.”
Merchandise Promotions
Final promotions highlight the upcoming Cyber Monday sales and exclusive offers for Patreon members, encouraging continued listener support.
Bunny XO [54:59]: “We are so thankful for you guys. If you're Patreon members, you get early access and promo codes.”
Farewell
The episode concludes with the hosts sharing heartfelt thanks to their listeners, teasing upcoming content, and signing off with enthusiasm for future episodes.
Bunny XO [57:28]: “Bye guys. See you next week.”
Meeting Snoop and Dolly is a quintessential episode of Dumb Blonde, blending celebrity glamour with personal anecdotes and relatable family dynamics. Bunny XO’s infectious energy and candid storytelling make for an engaging listen, offering both laughter and moments of genuine connection. Whether sharing her interactions with iconic figures or reflecting on personal wellness journeys, Bunny ensures that listeners are entertained and inspired to embrace their own realness.
Note: This summary omits promotional segments and focuses solely on the podcast’s core content, as per user instructions.