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Mimi
Hey, Mo.
Mo
Hello. Over here in the corner.
Bunny
Yeah, she's like, let me be in the corner. Dude. I've been working out so hard trying to get this IVF weight off. I literally came straight to the studio from the gym and I'm still sweating. Yeah, with a full face of makeup on.
Mimi
Can we talk about how, like everything you prepared to be hard in this journey was the easiest parts for you? And everything that everyone said was going to be the easiest is like the hardest for you.
Bunny
So last time we had a podcast, I gave you guys an IVF update all the way up to the egg retrieval. I do have some news for you guys. After the egg retrieval. Okay, I just would like to Let you guys know that it sucks. Sucked. I think I ended up with like a little bit of ohss. Like a mild case of it. And if. I'm sorry, but the women who get the severe cases of that. Holy freaking moly. What is that is so if you. It's because you get over stimulated, your body like starts filling up with fluid. Which is why my stomach was like out to here.
Mimi
No.
Bunny
And that can start going into your lungs and like people have to have it drained and stuff. And it's so painful. Remember how I kept saying I'm like in so much pain and like just nothing was getting better. Better. I'm a little over two weeks out now and I'm feeling so much better. I had my first period. Like everybody said, they're like, oh, the stems is the hardest part and blah blah, blah, blah. And like the sims for me was so easy. And everybody's like, oh, the egg retrieval is a breeze. After two days you're gonna be recovered and feeling great. No, no, no, sir, I was not. It took like day 11. I was concerned. I messaged my clinic and I was like, hello, not only have I gained six pounds on this, when does that start coming off? And secondly, why am I in so much pain? And like, I took pictures. I looked like I was four months pregnant. Like Mimi's like, let me see. I'm like, no. I was like, I'm like, those are not circulating in the, in the atmosphere at all. I was like, this is not happening. But my first, my first period came. Everybody said the first period is so bad. This one has been a breeze. I, I was working out by day two, you know, and my period, it's day four and my period's almost over.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
So I've dropped two of the six pounds, but I still have a little to go. But man, hormones put some weight on you, man. I don't know how girls do back to back cycles. No, they are. The women who do this IVF journey are a different breed.
Mimi
They're strong.
Bunny
No.
Mimi
Everything from physical to mental is insane.
Bunny
It's crazy. Like these women are just straight up soldiers, man. I get it, they're on a mission for a goal. But how bad do I want that goal, you know? Like, I don't know if I'm built like them. Maybe that's why I don't have kids, because I'm not built like them, you know, I can't do it, man. But we're back on track. I'm working out. You guys know that we own the Sacred Heart Boxing Gym in Brentwood, Tennessee, which is right next door to Southside Strength and Lisa and Luke own Southside Strength. Lisa has been my trainer off and on for the past, I think like six years. And you know, anytime I'm with her, man, my body is always a one, dude. Anytime I leave her, I don't know why I get cocky. I'm like, I look good. I could do this myself, you know, no wrong. I'm sorry, but I can't push myself. I don't know how people work at home, you know, do their workouts at home. I just can't push myself enough to do it. So we're doing two a days, so we're literally working out. And then as soon as we're done weight training, we go into boxing. And by the time boxing comes around, none of us can lift our legs, our arms. So we're just, just literally punching the air, tapping it. Yeah, it's no energy whatsoever. Like, just cannot do it. But it's good. It's been really good to like sweat and stuff like that. So I said all that to say that I'm sitting here dripping with sweat, with caked on makeup.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Sides of my mouth are itching. It's just really not comfortable. Yeah. How's your guys's day?
Mimi
Well, I didn't do that.
Haley
Yeah, I didn't do that. I went on a walk. But.
Bunny
You guys know I'm intense. I have to do everything at an internal speed.
Mimi
100 plus.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
All the time.
Bunny
Yeah. I literally am like, I'm not going anywhere. They. They offered me like an interview for someone, someone very huge. And I'm like, I can't. I'm like, I'm healing after surgery. I have got to get my mental health and my body right again. Like, ACM Awards are coming up.
Mimi
I do feel like you gotta like, you're always number one. So I pride you and like, I. Yeah. All for the fact that you're like, you know what? Me and my mental health are first.
Bunny
Yeah. Well, I just took 30 days to inject hormones and make a baby and Now I'm taking 30 days to get all that out of me. And just.
Mimi
I feel like we should have swapped it. We should have taken the month after.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Off instead of during it. Because you did great.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
You were like, dude, I could have worked this whole whole time.
Bunny
Could have worked the whole time.
Mimi
Like it's the recovery, I guess it's like the, the more intense.
Bunny
So if I ever do have to do another cycle, we know I'm just going to work through it.
Haley
Yeah.
Mimi
Yeah, for sure.
Bunny
Well, as long as hopefully it would be a cakewalk again, but I don't want to jinx myself, so it would be. Mimi, you have two new additions to your family.
Mimi
Guys, it's the cutest shake and bake. Those are the most precious babies. I cuddle them all the time.
Bunny
What are they?
Mimi
I have two baby lambs. Yeah, according to Jaime, they're goats.
Bunny
But they're little. They're little. Little.
Mimi
You guys, like, I pictures don't do them justice. The new baby we got last night is only this big. Like his little head. Like, he only stands this big.
Bunny
And they have beards.
Mimi
Full blown beards. They look just like Jason.
Bunny
They look Amish.
Mimi
They look like he birthed them himself.
Bunny
Yeah, no, they look Amish.
Mimi
You know what he said? The. The bigger one. So we did name them Ricky Bobby and Cal.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
And Ricky Bobby's eyebrows are already filled in, so.
Haley
Eyebrows?
Bunny
Well, no, they got like, human like faces. Yeah.
Haley
The white ones look like skin walkers. I did not like them.
Bunny
Oh, I love the white ones.
Haley
Someone find the zipper on those.
Mimi
Jason said it looks like the dad from Schitt's Creek, like from American Pie.
Haley
Jean.
Mimi
Yeah. Smile like. Cuz he's got the big dark eyebrows and they just smile all the time so these babies won't get.
Bunny
So they're like perma fried.
Mimi
Yeah. Yes. That's exactly what he looks like. And he's got these little eyes, but you have to like, shove the wool apart so he can see it's really.
Bunny
And they're black, so it's like they just. You can't see anything.
Mimi
It's so freaking cute, you guys. And they like, we have to bottle feed them right now. One's only three weeks old and one's three months old, so they're still both bottle fed. Yeah. Yeah, I know. And then they just yell at you. They're like. So initially when we were thinking of names and we figured out Ricky Bobby, I was like, ricky Bobby. It's gonna be perfect.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Stop.
Bunny
Yes.
Mimi
Because that's like. They make the cutest sounds ever.
Bunny
I love that Mimi comes up with these names that she feels is so clever and that she ends up having to, like, over explain them to people because nobody gets them, though. She's literally had to say Pablo Escal bar so many times because nobody gets it.
Mimi
My phone fills it in.
Bunny
Ye. Yeah. I love it though. We got a new barn today, so I feel like I'm living the high life.
Mimi
It's like, barn porn.
Bunny
I know.
Mimi
It's like. I was like, literally, when she told me she got a new barn last night, I was like, send the picture right now. I need to see this brunch.
Bunny
Loves it so much that when they were trying to move it in, he was ramming the side of it. Like, Crunch is crazy. What the is wrong with that guy?
Mimi
Dude?
Bunny
He's insane.
Mimi
He's, like, such a vibe, though.
Bunny
No, he is. His personality is like. He's almost like a human.
Mimi
Yeah, that's the skin Walker. That's a literal, like. Yeah, we went out to the Raleigh Mae Farms yesterday. And did you guys see what I put in my stories? Their island behemoth, its horns are this big around. Why it's an intact. Because it's like a full. Like, it's like a big highland. And he comes, like, walking over, and it's like, the biggest, burliest. And she's just, like, bringing him over with tortillas.
Bunny
And he, like, comes in, loves tortillas.
Mimi
Yep.
Bunny
Yeah. Tortillas and dates are his favorite, dude.
Mimi
And animal crackers, like, takes the tortilla.
Bunny
Oh, yeah. No, they're great. Crunch, I was giving him. I cracked open a coconut water the other day, and he was, like, sniffing it, and then he's all, like, trying to lick it. I'm like, get out of here, dude. Like, what is my daughter.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
What is wrong with you?
Mimi
I was great.
Bunny
That's you.
Mimi
That is you. He. He, Like, I don't know how you were able to embody a literal animal as you.
Bunny
Chachi and Crunch, they're both. They're you, but they're both Taurus Gemini. Well, Chachi is a taurus Gemini. He's May 15, and then crunch is a straight up Gemini, and I hate Gemini men. Sorry, guys. If you're at home listening, like, I can't. There's not one Gemini member that I have ever. Is your brother Gemini?
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
He does not come across as a Gemini Gemini. No. He gives cancer. I wonder what his moon is, really.
Haley
I don't know. I'll ask him.
Bunny
Yeah, ask him. We'll have to do his birth chart. But no, like, Gemini men, to me are just trash. Like, I do not like them at all. Never met one that's nice or kind or has a good soul, you know? And both my animals that I'm in love with are fucking Geminis.
Mimi
I love it.
Bunny
Yeah. I'm like, you know what? I like Gemini men in the animal world. Gemini women. Love Gemini women, though. Like, love, love, love. Come on, down, let's hang out. Let's kick it. Love me a Gemini woman though. Did you know that when your metabolism is working properly, you'll feel the benefits in every aspect of your life? I've found an incredible tool that gives me real time insights into my metabolism, helping me optimize my nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress levels. It's called Lumen, the world's first handheld metabolic coach. With just a simple breath, lumen measures whether your body is burning fats or carbs and provides personalized recommendations to support a healthier metabolism. Every morning I breathe into my lumen and within seconds I get tailored guidance on how to fuel my body for the day. Plus, I can check in before and after meals or workouts to see how my choices are affecting my metabolism in real time. One of the best parts, Lumen adapts to your body's unique needs, including your cycle and the onset of menopause, helping you stay energized, manage cravings, and keep your metabolism in balance through hormonal shifts. It's like having a personal nutritionist, trainer, and wellness coach all in one pocket sized device ready to take control of your metabolism. Breathe into Lumen and see the difference for yourself. The warmer months are coming. Spring back into your health and fitness. Go to Lumen me bunny to get 15 off your lumen. That's L U M E N me slash. Money for 15 off for your purchase. Thank you, Lumen, for sponsoring this episode. So we've had some really cool events happening in the house. You guys know mama's going through a breakup. And we talked a little bit about her breakup a couple weeks ago, which we ended up sending to her ex too, because he's such a fucking douchebag. And I'm not saying this man is a douchebag just because it's one of my best friends.
Mo
He's a douchebag.
Bunny
Like this man.
Mo
I always said he's a little bitch. He is a little bitch.
Bunny
Now he's a little bitch. And Mimi and Haley don't know this story. They're literally sitting here waiting for me. They're literally sitting here on with bated breath. Okay, so we should have got popcorn for this one for sure. And I'm going to tell the story because, Monica, I love you, but you don't tell stories very.
Mo
I suck at telling stories. I seriously suck at telling stories.
Bunny
All right, good. I told her to explain it to Lisa today and I was just like, come on.
Mo
I just went to this main part.
Bunny
She went straight to the main part. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. You've left out so much, okay? And, Haley, this is gonna make your fucking stories look like child's play finally. I know. I did not think that there would be a man out there to top all of your fucking worse than stories. Worse than shit stain. I would take.
Haley
All right, tell it.
Mimi
Why?
Bunny
And do not tell. Let me tell. Okay.
Mo
We went from the beginning all the way up until what we found out we would be here for a week.
Bunny
Yeah. Yeah.
Haley
This is worse than family guy porn.
Bunny
Worse.
Haley
Whoa.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Here we go.
Bunny
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you guys know that Mo moved out here. When did you move out here, Mo?
Mo
What are we in March?
Bunny
April.
Mo
March 8th.
Bunny
Okay, so Momo moved out here March 8th. Granted, she was in a really up relationship that for the past two years, they haven't been getting along. You know, Momo went through two miscarriages with him. And, you know, they're kind of trauma bonded together. I get that. And if my friend loves somebody, even if I don't like them, I'm still going to tolerate them for the. For her, you know, and whatever. So this man, you know, Momo and him were still together. He let her leave Florida for one. And, you know, that's a sign right there that, I'm sorry, but if man really loves you, he's not going to let you leave the city.
Mo
But again, he wanted me to stay in the housing situation. Not my cup of tea.
Bunny
Momo has always worked very hard. She's always been a hard worker. And that's one thing I've always loved about Momo. She is a worker bee.
Mimi
Always has her own.
Bunny
Always has her own. Always has her own apartment. Always has her own car. Not to put you on blast. No. But this man has made her lose everything. Pretty much like they were homeless and he wanted her to, like, sleep on an air mattress with him in Florida.
Mo
And she's like, sharing a room with his best friend.
Bunny
Right? Because he moved in with his best friend. So remember the best friend. So anyways, he moves in with his best friend. This man, mind you, is almost 50 years old, okay. And living on an air mattress. And he's married with three kids, correct?
Mo
Yes.
Haley
With the best friend.
Bunny
No, no, no. Monica's ex. Okay, hold on. But that's not even the worst part. That's not even the worst part.
Haley
We were dating. He was married.
Mimi
Yes, yes.
Mo
He would get divorced.
Bunny
He would. He kept telling her that he would not get divorced for some reason. Whatever, whatever. And I kept telling Monica, I'm Like, Monica, he's playing both of you. Yeah. I'm like, he's. He's not telling you the truth about that. And she's like, no, he's not. He's telling me the truth. Blah, blah, blah. Well, come to find out, she finally. They got in a fight because he went out on a date with some other girl behind her back. He's always using, like, apps to text people behind the scenes and, like, just weird. He's weird. He's a fudgeing weirdo.
Mo
When I first met him, he had an iPhone, might I add. And we were texting. I go, why are the messages coming in green? He's like, oh, I don't know. I. No idea. Well, once his wife found out we were texting, she texts me. And then all of a sudden, everything became blue. Yes.
Bunny
Right. So this man has a habit of just being a scumbag, which. Okay, cool. You know, rightfully so. If you want to be a douchebag, be a douchebag. So, you know, Monica moves here and they get. You know, they get into a couple little arguments, but they've decided, like, hey, we're going to make it work. We're going to still be together. I'm just going to better myself out here. You better yourself out there. I'm coming to do work in Nashville. When I'm there, I want to see you. Let's see how things go. Right. Well, one night, Monica had gone to dinner with Bug, and when he was calling the phone, I just said. I said, do me a favor, don't answer the phone. I want to see how he acts, you know, because he does this to her all the time.
Mo
Because he. When we get into arguments, he would turn off his location, not answer his phone, not tell me where he is. And it would just drive me crazy where I'm thinking, am I the crazy one here?
Bunny
Yeah.
Mo
What am I doing wrong?
Bunny
Yeah. So anyways, she doesn't answer her phone, and this man goes apeshit. He called her like, 108 times. Yes. Messaged you.
Mimi
So that. Okay, that was that night.
Bunny
Yes, yes, yes. So we're taking it all the way back.
Mimi
I get. Yeah. A message request, some random person, and when I open it, it's him. Yep.
Mo
He messages me, messages my mom, calls my mom.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mo
He lives in California. Anybody who knows me and my mom, we talk, but it's like 30 seconds or I just don't answer her phone call.
Bunny
So anyways, he's cussing her out, talking to her, whatever, whatever. And I looked at her. I Said Monica, he a hit dog, will holler. I said, that is guilty of something. And he's projecting something onto you. Whatever. We get past that, they get back on speaking terms. They're gonna try to work things out. Everything's fine, right? Yeah. Monica just keeps forgiving this man. And, I mean, he's done so much that we haven't even brought him to this whole conversation. And they're talking, whatever. He calls Monica one night, and Monica's like, mid bite of a taco, and she doesn't answer the phone, and he starts fudgeing, tripping out on her again. Oh, you can't answer the phone. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Like tripping out on her. And at this point, I'm just like, this motherfucker is so guilty, dude. I can't wait till we fucking figure out what this is, you know?
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
And again, they get through that, and Monica goes to call him, like, a day later, and all of a sudden he's like, oh, I'm eating tacos. I can't answer the phone. Like, Monica, this dude is a fudgeing tool belt dude. Like, please. He's a douche canoe. I'm like, go through the fucking phone bill. Go through the phone bill and let's find out fudgeing who he's talking to. So they're fucking beefing. Whatever. He starts talking shit to her. He's like, why don't you go fudge jelly roll and get money from him like you used to? So I had to enter the chat.
Mo
You know, walk in, I go slide my phone on over because I didn't say it out loud because there was some ears in the room that need to hear it.
Bunny
Yeah. And so for those of you guys who know how me and my husband used to be, we all used to, like, sleep together. And, like, I would bring girls home and, like, the majority would be my friends that we would, like, mess around with. So, yes, Monica has had sexual relations with Jay and I. And to me, where I come from, that's not. I would rather one of my friends than a stranger.
Mimi
Exactly.
Bunny
But he. She's never gotten money from him. And so I just, you know, ever so lightly picked up the phone and hit voice record. And I said. And I said, listen. I go, if you're going to tell that story, make sure you tell the truth, honey. I said, yes, we have fucked Monica before together, but my husband has never given her money. I said, so make sure when you tell people that story, you tell the truth, buddy. K. Well, that pissed him off more. And he starts talking shit, and he's calling me a whore and, like, all this other stuff, right? And so I picked up the phone, I go, million dollar pussy. Million dollar pussy. And I'm just. Fuck with him, dude. Yeah. I'm literally just with this guy now, right? Because I know. Because, like, I'm like, bro, what could you possibly say to me that 10 million people on the Internet have not said to me? You know what I'm saying? And finally, I just looked at Monica and I'm like, monica, turn this man's phone off. Like, for real. You don't need this in your life. I'm like, you deserve so much more. Because he's like. He's telling Monica, you're never gonna amount to anything. You're a loser. All you do. All you do is use people. You're living this fantasy life. Like, I haven't been best friends with this girl for 20 years and know every piece of this woman, you know? And he's just like. He became verbally abusive.
Mo
I don't need your negativity in my life. Leave me alone.
Bunny
We're done.
Mo
Happier than a pig. And right now.
Bunny
Yeah, we're done. You're never gonna come back from this. You're, like, just crazy. And I was like, monica, he is almost 50 years old. Tell that motherfucker to go get his own phone. Turn his phone off. She turns his phone off. And it's been peaceful ever since. Thank God. But anyways, Monica, the next day, decides to go through the phone bill because.
Mo
It'S in my name.
Bunny
Because the phone's in her name, by the way. This man can't even get a phone in his own name. Has three kids, can't even get a phone in his own name. This man was texting another girl. Monica found out that she. He was texting another girl from, like, 12 until 3am she found the girl's phone number, found her Facebook, all this other stuff, right? Really pretty black girl. And, like, why we were still together while they were still together. While they were still together. This happened on March 22nd. They didn't break up until March 25th. So keep that in mind. So, you know, Monica's, like, coming up with excuses for this man again. And she's like, always okay.
Mo
I always try to get the best.
Bunny
I love their faces, right? But you know me. You know me. I'm like, there's something there. I'm like, no, no, no. We're gonna dig. We're gonna dig, baby. So she gives me the phone number And I got ye old. I got ye olde burner phone out again, right? The old burner number.
Mo
Good old faithful.
Bunny
Good old faithful. And I text her and I said, hey, this is my new number. While the girl doesn't text back, right? And so the next morning, I'm like, are you not talking to me or something? And she's like, I'm not talking to anybody right now. I'm really disappointed in myself right then. I was like, got her. And I said, what are you disappointed in yourself about? And she's like, beating around the bush. And like, we're having a. I'm having to, like, really manipulate the situation. And I'm just like, well, you can talk to me. How are we supposed to communicate if you don't tell me what's really going on? And she's like, well, she's like, I'm really just have. Struggling so hard with money and blah, blah, blah, blah. And, like, starts talking about how she needs money, right? And I'm like, why is she so comfortable asking this man for money like that? This is wild. So obviously they've had to been talking for a while is what I thought at first. And so I'm. I'm like. I said. I forget exactly what I said to her.
Mo
I'm pulling it up right now, okay?
Bunny
Mom was pulling it up right now. I said something to her, and I was like, I just still don't understand why you're so disappointed. And she says something along the lines of, well, didn't we play last night? Or something like that. And I said, play, and I put it in quotations. And I said, I love the way that you say play. And she's like, well, isn't that what it is? I used your toys on you, and you used your toys on me. Me. And Monica goes, that's. They. She goes, because he loves toys. And he loves, like his played with.
Mo
Yeah, he loves his licked and vibrators against his balls.
Bunny
And she said she loves. He loves fingers in his ass, too, which we're not shaming anybody. Like, cool. Whatever. Nothing wrong.
Mo
Good old finger up there, right?
Bunny
Little old dirty Sanchez. Yeah. So anyways, I'm like, got her. I'm like, all right, cool. Leave it at that. Because I know that they now, anyways, Monica's at orientation, right, having to deal with all of this. And I'm like, I'm not going to text her again. I'm going to wait till you get back and then we'll call her. Well, she's like, can I ask for A favor. And I'm like, sure, go ahead. And she's like, can I have a small loan? And I'm like, obviously this girl's hurting for money and I'm an empath. So I was like, okay. I was like, yeah, we'll. I'll give you a small loan. I was like, I'm going to call you in 20 minutes. You know, answer the phone. So anyways, Monica gets off work. She shoots straight over so that we could call this girl, right? We call this girl. And I'm like, she answers the phone and me and Monica are like, hey, girl, you were not talking to. You were talking to us this entire time. But since you've already spilled the beans and we know what happened, I'm gonna send you money for to be a girl's girl and tell us everything that's happened.
Mo
You didn't know. He went by.
Bunny
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Mimi
I was not prepared for this.
Bunny
Okay. Oh, you have it. The. The waiting.
Haley
Because I know this isn't so. I know there's.
Bunny
So anyways. So anyways, she starts telling us. Well, I'm really. Oh, okay. Because in the, in the messages she was like, she was like, set us up. Are you trying to snake his poa? And I go, what is a poa? And she goes, his piece of ass. She's like. And I'm like, no, but what if I want to be with you? And she was like, it was just so weird. So we knew that the best friend that he lives with was in on it, right? So we're on the phone with this girl and she's like, okay. So the. The first night they both called me over there and we had a threesome together. Me, him, and his best friend. And she's. And we're like, okay, how did this threesome go down? And she's like, well, first it was me and the best friend, and then he came in at the end. Meaning, like he came in after dudes wiener had already been inside of her. Ate her out, no protection, came inside of her.
Mimi
Wait, did he like. Did he watch?
Bunny
He watched and then came in towards the end. Yeah, he was a cuck towards the end.
Mimi
And then came in and then came.
Bunny
In at the end, right? And then they all three go to sleep. And then she's still horny in the morning, so he wakes up to go pee and she goes. And while the best friend is sleeping, no condom, he comes inside of her.
Mo
They've had a threesome twice.
Bunny
And they had a threesome together twice. We didn't even find out the details of the other threesome because we were still so hung up on the first threesome. This man is talking all this to Monica and he's out here, women with his best friend. And while we're still together, while they're still together.
Mo
Planning to come out here and us see each other. I would have never known.
Bunny
Yes.
Mo
Never known about this.
Bunny
Never known. Never know. These text messages that this man was writing her were absolutely vile and insane. She sent us absurd. All of these text messages. Read one of the text messages from him to her. Not from to her, but from.
Mo
Okay.
Bunny
This is how he was talking to her.
Mo
Get over here. I want to eat your pussy, so and so's friend. Sorry. We will uber you very serious. Hello. You can't text me. You will definitely be taken care of. Can you please say something? This is so. This isn't awkward. I'm getting dressed. Hold on, please. Thank you. Can I ask a favor? You can ask. Can I please eat your pussy before he fucks you? He's okay with that. We need to build a little rapport before. Please.
Bunny
We need to build a little rapport before we do the threesome he's asking this girl to build rapport with.
Mo
So yes, I can eat your lol. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so forward now. You want to say sorry to this person?
Bunny
This man has three daughters, mind you.
Mimi
Wait, so he said, you'll be taken care of or Is he p. That's.
Mo
That's what we don't.
Bunny
That. See, and that's what I told Monica, because when she said, set up our friendship, and she was talking like he was a trick.
Mimi
Yes. That's what.
Bunny
Like.
Mimi
And then when she's asking for money.
Bunny
Again, and then his best friend even says in text messages, we will take care of you. I'm gonna. You and your ass hard, though.
Mimi
Oh, they're definitely tricks.
Mo
So she's asking, do you eat good? Are you a good eater? He goes, 100, might I add. No.
Mimi
Oh. She said, let me give personal opinion on that. No.
Mo
He goes, and I will eat that ass. Does that sound okay to you?
Haley
I'm so turned off, bro.
Bunny
My. My is so shriveled and dry. It wants to tie itself in a knot right now. Yeah.
Mimi
Walked out the door.
Bunny
This man has no swag, no wrist. This man is not attractive. Would you guys like to see a picture of him? Him?
Mimi
Oh, I saw his profile picture.
Bunny
Hold on. I got you. I got you.
Mo
Let me tell you, I've been.
Bunny
Bro. That's what I keep telling her.
Mo
I'm like, just so. My. I'm just so numb to this because none. Though I've been faithful to him. I have been faithful to him. So he was looking at a food menu one day while he was supposed to be at work. Some girl approached him, like, have you eaten here before? No. Have you? No. So I don't know. He got that little bit of attention from this girl and carried on a text thread. When he came home, I went to the phone and I saw this text thread. I text the girl. I said, hi, this is Monica, so and so's girlfriend. Just so you know, if you would like to be with him, you can have him. She goes, I'm so sorry. I didn't know about you. Nothing was ever brought up. And nonetheless, he was at this bar that we like to go to. It's a fun gay bar called.
Bunny
This dude looks like a fucking senior citizen Jimmy Neutron dude. Oh, my God.
Mo
Thank you.
Bunny
He's so gross. Like, what are we.
Mimi
What? We are hung up on this.
Haley
He's gay.
Bunny
Hold on. And this is his best friend that he's doing threesomes with a knockoff Joe Budden.
Haley
You guys, they are not right.
Bunny
Look at this.
Mimi
Those two.
Haley
Those two are in a relationship.
Mo
No.
Haley
So before they're using threesomes to get closer.
Bunny
Oh, no. Oh, no. They were. They were.
Mo
They used to share a bed together.
Bunny
They were DPing the girl at the same time in the Pee hole.
Mo
So either she was giving his friend head while he was hitting it from the back.
Bunny
Yeah, it's this. It's.
Haley
And if he likes toys up there and fingers up.
Bunny
Oh, yeah.
Mimi
I feel like they play dress up.
Bunny
Together and play a little dress up.
Mimi
They do. No, like, that's exactly what that gives me.
Bunny
Yeah, no, they're.
Haley
They.
Mo
Oh, no, you don't want to see his.
Haley
What 50 year old has a roommate.
Mimi
That they sleep in the same bed with.
Bunny
So yeah, that is. And that is what we have been holding on to.
Mo
And then on one of his burner apps, he was using my last name.
Mimi
Oh, yeah.
Bunny
Okay. So the girl didn't know him as that name. He knew him as he knew her. He. She knew him as what? He was using her last name as a fucking. As an alias.
Mimi
You were the most like uncreative motherfucker ever, bro.
Mo
I'm getting blamed. Him and his best friend are sitting there. You're dragging his name down central. You're dragging his name in the dirt.
Bunny
Actually.
Mo
I'm sorry, guys. You're doing this yourself.
Bunny
I sent him the podcast, by the way. I was like, we talked about you this week on the podcast.
Mimi
Oh, we'll have to send him this one too. Oh, I'm going to.
Bunny
So we called. Well, we didn't call. Monica is insisted on calling this man because she had proof now. Right? And I'm like, okay, it's not gonna.
Mimi
Oh, yeah, okay. So we've confronted him now.
Bunny
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Mo
Oh.
Bunny
So he. She had to call the best friend's phone because he doesn't have a phone. And they were. He was on speakerphone, didn't say one fucking word I asked for. Yeah. And fucking sent all the screenshots from the girl to them. And his best friend's like, I don't know what you're talking about. And I'm like, dookie brothers, I'm in the background talking so much. Which. Listen, guys, whatever floats your boat. Do what you got to do. But this man broke my best friend's heart, so I'm of course going to talk.
Mimi
You're supposed to be in a relationship.
Bunny
Yeah. Like, don't, you know, like, if you don't want to be with somebody, break up with them. Be a man and be like, you know what, girl? We've tried it for two years. This shit's not working out. See, on the flip side, don't go and all these people and then talk to my friend and try to make her self worth and her self esteem go down the Tubes. Because you're a loser.
Mo
Making me literally. This is my fault. I did this.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mo
There is no coming back because I moved away to better myself while you're still out there doing your same old.
Bunny
Doing, drawing in your friend, drinking every night, sleeping on your air mattress. Like, how do you even feel?
Mimi
Like a man sleeping with your best friend.
Bunny
Like, that man tried to talk to me. I'm like, bro, you're like, let's go. I'm like, let's try this out. Don't make me hurt your feelings, buddy. Poindexter. Don't make me hurt your feelings, Monica.
Mimi
We are never going back.
Bunny
Monica. If you go back together with him, I will never. And I know talk to you.
Mo
There's nothing going back to that. I cannot. The fact that, like, you sit there and you tell me you love me, you can't wait to see me. Like, I still love you.
Bunny
Like, we're gonna get what abusers do. He's abusive.
Mimi
Yeah.
Mo
He is verbally narcissist.
Bunny
He is verbally and emotionally abusive. Abusive. And I'm sorry. To me, that is way worse than physical abuse. I've been in a relationship that is all three of those things. And I'll take a punch to the face over mind games any day, because those last. Yeah. You got bruising.
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Bruises on the heart and the bruises on the mind by this person.
Mo
Like, there's times I wake up and I'm just looking at them. Like, do I really. Am I really in this kind of relationship right now where we fight and he'll pack a suitcase and leave? He's done it six, seven times.
Bunny
Like, and every time he's left, who knows what he's done?
Mo
Oh, he's sleeping next to his best.
Bunny
Friend in his bed with whoever they call over that night, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Like, this dude.
Mimi
Did you find anything else? Is that the only girl you found in the so far or so far?
Mo
Because he's using burner apps.
Mimi
Oh, okay. So you only can see.
Bunny
He could be meeting dudes off Grindr for all we know.
Haley
I wouldn't put it past, but he's also still married.
Bunny
Yes.
Mo
Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah. His wife should be really proud. Oh, and to top it all off, they're Jehovah's Witness. Yeah. Like, this is. It's crazy.
Mo
His wife cannot get into a relationship. She can't have sex because she's still technically married.
Haley
That was the most plot twist of the entire.
Bunny
He won't divorce her.
Mo
Divorce her.
Mimi
Because he can have Control of her.
Bunny
Yes.
Mimi
And she can never do anything.
Bunny
Anything was exactly what he tried to do with Monica. He tried to control her with money. This all. He started this fight with her because she needed the. The cell phone bill paid. And I told him, I said, if I have to pay the cell phone bill, your phone's gonna get shut off. He said, pay the cell phone bill. I said, all right, cool.
Mimi
You said, done.
Bunny
Cool.
Mo
Yeah.
Bunny
Yep.
Mo
It's.
Bunny
I'm like, I think he. He did he around and found out that I'm not the one to play with.
Mimi
No, not at all. Of any. Like. Like, man, that dude.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah, he's a dual belt man. So, ladies, ladies, I think I'm thinking about starting a service. If you guys need me to catch your man and a lie. I got you. Because I am, what, like 10 girls.
Haley
Do that on Tick Tock Live, bro.
Bunny
I'm undefeated when it comes to it.
Mimi
We should. We should start a service.
Bunny
My husband will kill me.
Mimi
We exposed you on the podcast. Podcast.
Bunny
My husband will kill me. I told him about what we did, and he goes, oh, so you guys just had a regular old high school day. I was like, babe, I had to get to the bottom of it. I was like, mo was gonna go back with this dude, and I had to put the nail in the coffin, dude.
Mo
And the look on Jay's face was like. He was talking about me having a threesome. Well, he's doing it behind your back.
Bunny
Yeah, but that was a Freudian slip. Yeah, that was a Freudian slip because he literally self subconsciously was thinking to himself, like, I had a threesome with this girl. What can I call her out for?
Mo
Yes, he told me, why don't you go suck and everybody like you do.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mo
First of all, you're. His dick was the only one I was sucking. But who knows who's been sucking on that dick?
Mimi
I mean.
Bunny
Yeah, like, bro doesn't even use protection when he's being a smashing girls after he's gone in after his friend. Dude, like, come on.
Mo
And, like, he's trying to figure out why I'm, like, so emotional sometimes. Like, I had two miscarriages tell knowing I couldn't get pregnant, and I get pregnant from you.
Bunny
Oh, well, you tell me too. They're trauma bonded.
Mimi
Yeah, the trauma bond there, I get it. But at the same time, like, you're so much stronger than that.
Bunny
And, oh, you decided so much more. You have so much love to give and, like, you're such a good one.
Mo
People that I talk to are like, you just like, we never thought you would get up and just leave. You got up and you left.
Bunny
That's how I listen. I told you we were all betting on you not coming. I even told Mimi. I'm like, I don't care if she comes or not. Pretty much. I was like. Because I just was so checked out from the last time that you were here. And I'm still. I love you, but I don't trust that you're gonna stay here. You know what I'm saying? I'm here, so I don't need to hear it. Just show it. It's like a kid. I don't want to hear it. Just show me. But it's like, if you ever do end up leaving, do not go back to that man.
Mo
There's no going back to that.
Bunny
In his words, you've leveled month that you've been here in the two years you were with that man.
Mo
Dude, if I stayed with that guy, I would have been six feet under, to be honest. Yes. I would have been dead.
Bunny
She was waking up, drinking, doing blow. Doing blow?
Mo
Like taking shots at 8 o'clock in the morning.
Bunny
You can't do blow in this day and age. You're literally playing Russian roulette roulette with your life.
Mimi
Yeah. And especially a scumbag like that. Like, I don't know if that's who you're getting it from, but like a scumbag like that, they're always looking for a cheap little thing.
Haley
No.
Mo
Because he didn't even do it until he met me. And that's. He blames me for that. But you're out with your dookie brother.
Bunny
I call semen sisters.
Mimi
Semen sisters. I like it.
Mo
You guys are probably snorting lines off each other's dicks right now.
Bunny
Who knows?
Mimi
I looked up and like when this story started, Jaime goes.
Bunny
How'd you know? Jaime?
Haley
No.
Bunny
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Mimi
No one should.
Mo
He wanted me to stay there.
Bunny
He's like, we're supposed to do that.
Mo
I go, who do you think I am?
Bunny
You're leaving out of a chunk, though, too. Whenever they would go out together.
Mo
Oh, yeah.
Bunny
He would slap his best friend's ass and, like, touch on his best friend and mug would be like, bro, are you going to touch me or are you going to keep touching your best friend?
Mo
Sit there and have to go up to him and kiss him.
Bunny
Plot twist, though. His dad was gay. Oh, so it.
Haley
He might.
Bunny
Yeah. And which. There's nothing wrong with that.
Mimi
No.
Bunny
But just. But just own who you are. And in the process, don't try to tear down women because you are battling with your.
Mimi
Be with your best friend. You guys already sleep together.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
And just live your happy.
Haley
Be happy.
Mo
Don't try to tear. Tear down somebody who's been by your side and has been backing you up through knowing you're still married.
Bunny
That's where you were.
Mo
That's me. That's my fault.
Bunny
That's where you were wrong. You should never be with a married man. That's your specialty.
Mo
Where you've cheated on me and I still bring you.
Bunny
Listen, Mo loves a married man. That is her. Okay, but we're gonna.
Mimi
Monica.
Bunny
We're gonna break you that habit, though. Okay?
Mimi
Yeah. We're leveling up.
Bunny
So Mo has agreed to go to therapy. Yeah, I told her. I'm gonna pay for it. I just want you to go once a week and start working through all your. So that meeting these same men in different bodies.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Like, level up, bro. We are on the next wave of our life, and we don't have time for this. Life is peaceful and fun, and we just need to. You Know level up from here.
Mimi
Me and Jason were just talking the other day how happy we are that you're back. Oh, no, I'm.
Mo
Honestly, I've never been happier. I woken up less. Like, I'm actually waking up early. I don't feel stressed out.
Haley
I'm not groggy.
Mo
I wanna. I need to do something.
Mimi
Yes. I love it. I'm so happy for you.
Mo
Like, wake up with energy.
Bunny
Jay said the same thing. Jay was like, I'm really happy Mo's back.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
And I'm still like, you know, I'm happy she's back, but is she staying? Well, I don't. I don't care. It's like, you're either gonna come or go, and that's up to you. I'm not here to control that situation. I learned with the last situation.
Mimi
You're just gonna enjoy the time that she's here.
Bunny
Yeah, exactly.
Mimi
Yeah. But legit. We're all so happy.
Bunny
Yeah. Everybody's happy. Everybody. I mean, this is your family, Mo. You know, like I said, you guys.
Mo
Been more family than anything.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Yeah. I feel like we all found family in each other because we all have, like, different broken parts of our family. And, like, it's so cool to, like, we all were, like, a piece in each other.
Bunny
Yeah. We're all each other. I'll hold each other's hands. Okay. I love you guys. Want to sleep on an air mattress together?
Mimi
I believe we have. Yeah. We've shared beds.
Bunny
We admit it. Damn. That was almost the whole episode. Sorry that we took up the whole.
Mimi
Episode with that, but, man, it needed to be said. We needed to be informed.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
We've been. I've been holding on to this since, I think yesterday, and she just found out, like, an hour ago, and it was killing us. So. Yeah, now we know.
Bunny
Wow. Now do you guys see why I was like, no, we have to tell this on the podcast? Because it was so much that it was just like. And I. It topped the Family Guy, you know, and stain.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
You know.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
So now we need you to go out. Now we need you to find a douchebag at Goodnight Nashville.
Haley
My ex security. He's been posted on. Are we dating the same guy Nashville twice now? Three times, actually. No, three. And it's different girls saying, I'm talking to this man, Net. Whatever. And people are like, yeah, he has a girlfriend for over a month that he lives with.
Mimi
It's like a picture of him in Goodnight Nashville, like, as security lives with.
Haley
And so he's talking to multiple girls. While he has a girlfriend, while he was texting me and saying he missed me, all this stuff, calling me, his mom missed me, blah, blah, blah. It started stopping and then I was like, he's talking to someone. Because I know when you stop talking to me, you're talking to someone else. And I saw him at Goodnight Nashville, and one of the managers said, oh, yeah, that's his girlfriend across the bar. He walks in, sees me, goes to the other side to his girlfriend, and then comes over to me. Doesn't hug me, just sits right next to me. And I was like, hello. And he was just like, hey. And it was just like, so weird. I was like, okay. Like, it was just awkward.
Bunny
I'm so thankful to not be single in these times.
Haley
It's rough.
Bunny
Golly, man, you guys, the shit you guys have to go through.
Mimi
I could never. I'd be so single.
Bunny
So I. Jay comes and sits outside with the cows with me now. Like, that's our new thing where we catch up with each other. And he came and sat down the other day and we were talking about the most situation and I was like, baby, I love you. I said, but I tell everybody if you and I don't work out, there's nobody else that I'm going to be with. Like, there's. I just can't. He's like, I would hate to have to learn somebody else's trauma and have to learn how to treat them. I was like, there's no way. I'm like, you got family trauma. Don't give a fuck. Don't tell me. Don't care. Don't care. We're here to have fun, guys, you know, Like, I just told them. And so we looked at each other and then we're like, this is why we just have to stick it out. Because rough. It's rough on the streets. Hard out here for a p. I.
Haley
Saw him again a few nights after. Completely ignored.
Mo
I'm waiting to see them. Same guy in Tampa. Because I'm on that to see. I like my friends.
Haley
Post him. You should post him anonymously to see if any other girls come forward.
Bunny
Oh, my God. And what thread.
Mimi
And they're like, are. Yeah, the. Are we dating the same guy?
Bunny
One in Florida? Oh, yes. Every.
Mimi
Every town has one. Every city.
Bunny
Are you serious? Yes. Somebody post Jay in there.
Mimi
Do it.
Bunny
Profiles for shits and giggles, though. I will just for sure.
Haley
Anyone know this guy? Yeah, I've seen him for a little bit.
Bunny
Whoever. Stop. I would love to see the comment.
Haley
Do you want me to cuz.
Bunny
I will do it. I think not. Because I think anybody's going to say anything. Cuz I don't. But I just think it would be funny to see the.
Haley
What picture am I going to use?
Bunny
Do.
Mimi
Do you have one that's like, not a professional? Like just like around the house type?
Bunny
I have videos. We don't take pictures like that.
Haley
Just Google one.
Bunny
Yeah, just Google one. Just give it a go. Give it a goo babe. Or take a. Take a still off of a video. But yeah, Mo definitely put them in. In one of those.
Mimi
Put him in one of those. Like posting on.
Bunny
That's a great idea.
Mimi
Yeah, that's great. We gotta update you guys.
Haley
This is the first picture that pops.
Bunny
Up, by the way. What is it?
Mimi
Oh, a jelly roll. Got it.
Bunny
Oh, a real jelly roll.
Haley
Just letting you know that.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you have to put. You have to put jelly roll together. It's jelly.
Mimi
Yeah. It's not two words.
Bunny
It's not two words. J roll. Totem pole. Well, you guys have anything else you want to talk about?
Mimi
Did you guys know that Brittany Broski can sing?
Bunny
I didn't know that.
Haley
That's crazy.
Bunny
You know her meme? Like, like.
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
That's how I like, let me hear this.
Mimi
Oh, I do that all the time. I had. She's like one of the funniest people to me. Like, I love her sense of humor. I love all her clips that go viral. She's definitely one of those people that like, her sound bites are known regardless if you know her.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Kind of people. You guys, this popped up and I genuinely, like, had to watch it a couple times.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Because tell me why.
Bunny
To say love me Lately you've been on my mind What?
Mimi
Excuse me.
Bunny
That's insane. Her voice is beautiful.
Mimi
Gorgeous.
Bunny
Did she just drop that?
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
It didn't even look like her.
Mimi
She is so hot. And like, she's beautiful, but like the way they put that copper hair on her with the blue dress.
Bunny
Yeah. I was like, she looked like Chapel Roan for a minute.
Mimi
For a quick second, like I could see that, but dude, it made my jaw drop. It was stunning.
Bunny
Yeah, her voice is gorgeous.
Haley
Been talking to this guy for a couple months on Facebook. Any red flags?
Bunny
Ah, you know how many people are gonna send that to me?
Mimi
I can't wait. Send it. Oh, you sent it. Yeah.
Bunny
That is so funny. All right, well, we just posted Daddy and what is it then? What is it called?
Haley
Yeah, are we eating the same guy? National.
Mimi
Love it.
Bunny
Somebody's gonna be like, get this to Bunny.
Mimi
That's gonna get deleted, I feel like. Yeah, yeah. Does it get approved?
Haley
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Mo
Wait, should I post a picture of him and his best friend? Are we dating the same guys?
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Yeah. Are we dating the same guy? But don't specify which it is.
Bunny
I don't. Listen, I'm not even dating, and I want to be in all of these. They're great.
Mimi
Oh, they're.
Bunny
Are they great?
Mimi
I'm not. No. I get the screenshots in the mom groups.
Bunny
Oh.
Mimi
So, like, you're not supposed to screenshot out of them because you can get kicked out. But the mom groups. I'm in so many mom groups. And they will. They'll be like, I've been dating this guy. And I just found that because, like, we might cut this. Someone that used to work in the company got posted in it one time.
Haley
Oh, yeah.
Mimi
But, like.
Bunny
Well, we know he's a scumbag, though.
Mimi
As he had the.
Bunny
His baby mama is the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on. Dude, how do you fuck that up? Up?
Mimi
Oh, my gosh.
Bunny
Like, bro.
Mimi
She walked in the room and I was like, no.
Bunny
Like, that was like me with Mikhail.
Mimi
That one part at the restaurant. I was like, who the is that? And then Mark walks around. I was like, son of a. Yeah. Yeah, I. That's. That was crazy to me when I saw that one get posted and a lot of people were in the comments.
Bunny
Well, she left him.
Mimi
Yeah. Oh, I bet. After something like that.
Bunny
No, she left him before that.
Mimi
Oh, really?
Bunny
She had caught him. Yeah.
Mimi
Oh, my God.
Bunny
I don't want to, like, tell their story. And I haven't talked to her since. Since, you know, she had the baby, but goodness. Yeah, I think she moved out of here, too. I mean, she might.
Mimi
She's not from here. Yeah, she's from.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
West coast.
Bunny
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know, though. I don't know the whole story, but, yeah, I felt bad, man. Whenever that happened, I was just like, how do you.
Mimi
Like, most Facebooks would be catching people.
Bunny
That's crazy. I don't know why people would try to do anything anymore anyways. Because of how the Internet is, like, you can't. Yeah.
Haley
Tick Tocks. Someone will be like, I overheard this guy talking about someone on Tick Tock. So if you are this person that lives in this person and your boyfriend's here, he's actually cheating on you guys.
Mimi
Remember that video I made that one time on the plane? And the guy was, like, literally erasing everything as we were landing, and it was, like, clearly a work phone. And he was just, like, going through. There was WhatsApp. There was, like, all kinds of stuff. And he. Every phone call, he was erasing his entire call log, his entire.
Bunny
That's how much work.
Mimi
Yeah, he was clearing out his WhatsApp. It was a lot. And he had a ring on. I was like, come on. And then that's when I got my profile deleted.
Bunny
God. Like, why do.
Mimi
You said I was doxing him.
Bunny
Like, literally. Why do you want to go through these links when you can just say, hey, I don't want to be together. I want to be single. I don't understand men's. Even women, too, who stay in relationships when they just want to cheat. Granted, if you have, like, an arrangement where you guys are allowed to sleep with other people, cool. Respect it, whatever. But if you, like, are going to lengths of having apps and deleting stuff and like, like, like, it's time to just be like, okay, leave. Yeah, it's time.
Mimi
That's crazy. Did we post him?
Bunny
Did you post him yet? Mo Doing it right now.
Mimi
Oh, I can't wait to see if mine got approved.
Bunny
God. All right, guys, we'll let you know next week how this goes.
Haley
I want to talk about this.
Bunny
Oh, go ahead.
Haley
I want to.
Mimi
Okay.
Haley
I got tatted at a bar.
Mimi
What is it?
Haley
A couple nights ago. It's a little sig.
Mimi
Do we SM cigarettes?
Haley
I don't smoke cigarettes, but it was cute. And the little. The smoke is a heart. Me and Taylor got matching ones, but Michael did it, and he's the sweetest ever.
Bunny
So if you guys didn't know. Good night, Nashville. Our bar has a tattoo, like, shop on the inside of the bar that you can go and get tattooed at.
Mimi
Yeah.
Haley
So dope.
Bunny
Is it all, like. Is it all, like, art that you pick off the wall that they do?
Haley
There's a huge book of, like, little flash tattoos that are also dope. I was like, I'm coming back, like, every week.
Bunny
They need an XO1.
Mimi
Do they have an EXO in there? I didn't look.
Haley
I looked at, like, two pages.
Mimi
Yeah, we'll find out. We should. We should put it. Yeah. Or even just your ears.
Bunny
Yep. Love it. Go to Good Night Nashville and get tatted up, babies. We need some tatted bunnies running around. All right, guys, I'm out of here. Love you. Bye.
Dumb Blonde Podcast Episode Summary: "Momo Top Hailee’s Dating Story"
Release Date: April 7, 2025
Hosts: Bunny, Mimi, Haley
Guest: Mo
The episode kicks off with the hosts warmly welcoming Momo back to the Dumb Blonde family. Bunny shares her excitement about the upcoming conversations and sets the stage for a deep dive into Momo’s tumultuous dating experiences.
Notable Quote:
Before delving into the main dating story, the hosts discuss Momo’s recent IVF journey. Bunny provides an update on her IVF process, including the challenges she faced post-egg retrieval, such as dealing with a mild case of OHSS (Ovarian Hyperstimulation Syndrome).
Notable Quotes:
This segment highlights Momo's resilience and the physical and emotional toll of her IVF treatments, setting a foundation for understanding her strength in navigating her complex relationship issues.
The conversation shifts to lighter topics as Mimi introduces two new baby lambs to Momo, showcasing the camaraderie and support within the group.
Notable Quotes:
This segment serves to humanize the hosts and illustrate the nurturing environment they provide for each other.
The core of the episode revolves around Momo's problematic relationship with her ex-boyfriend. The hosts reveal the extent of his deceit, including multiple instances of infidelity and emotional abuse. Momo's ex, a nearly 50-year-old man who was still married with three kids, engaged in manipulative behavior that left Momo emotionally devastated.
Key Events:
Initial Signs of Trouble: Momo began to notice red flags when her ex was using burner apps to communicate secretly.
Confrontation and Blackmail: Bunny and Mo intervened by directly contacting the ex and his best friend, uncovering patterns of verbal abuse and manipulation. This included revelations of sexual misconduct and attempts to control Momo’s financial and personal independence.
Evidence Gathering: Momo took proactive steps by collecting evidence of her ex's behavior, including screenshots and phone records, which were pivotal in exposing his true character.
Notable Quotes:
Determined to protect Momo, the hosts took decisive action to end the toxic relationship. They orchestrated a confrontation where Momo stood up to her ex, demanding honesty and accountability. This confrontation was crucial in breaking the cycle of abuse and manipulation.
Notable Quotes:
Their unified approach not only empowered Momo but also served as a testament to the strength of their friendship and support system.
Post-confrontation, Momo decisively cut ties with her ex, prioritizing her mental and emotional well-being. The hosts celebrate her courage and resilience, emphasizing the importance of self-love and healing after toxic relationships.
Notable Quotes:
The episode concludes on a positive note, with Momo expressing newfound happiness and stability. The friends reaffirm their commitment to supporting each other through thick and thin, highlighting the transformative power of strong, supportive friendships.
In the closing remarks, the hosts reflect on the journey they’ve shared with Momo. They discuss the lessons learned about recognizing red flags, the importance of confronting abusive behavior, and the significance of having a reliable support network.
Notable Quotes:
As the episode wraps up, listeners are left with a powerful message about the value of self-worth and the indispensability of true friends in overcoming personal challenges.
Conclusion: "Momo Top Hailee’s Dating Story" is a heartfelt and candid episode where the Dumb Blonde hosts navigate the complexities of a toxic relationship alongside their dear friend, Momo. Through humor, empathy, and unwavering support, they shed light on the struggles of dealing with emotional abuse and the journey towards healing and self-empowerment. This episode serves as both an entertaining and enlightening narrative for listeners facing similar challenges in their personal lives.