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Bunny
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Haley
Is that what we should name all of our episodes?
Bunny
The Coven? Yeah, maybe I kind of.
Haley
Yeah, maybe we need a name for it. I feel like Golden Girls is copyrighted.
Bunny
Yeah. You guys know what? Want to know something that I've been watching?
Haley
What?
Bunny
Amish witches.
Haley
You text that the other night. I wanted an explanation.
Bunny
Yeah, where?
Haley
When? How?
Bunny
So it's on Hulu and it's a documentary. And what they do is they follow these three chicks who are Amish, and they are, like, they're into some heavy shit. I'm talking, like, doing seances, like, sucking negative energy out of people, blessing babies, getting them to, like, not have, like, healing people. One of them's grandma was, like, high up in the witchcraft and, like, it was passed down to her. And she was the sweetest. She had the sweetest soul. And she, like, really just believed in healing. Then there was a second girl who. I don't really know what she kind of did. I think she was kind of, like, just meddling. And then there was, like, trying to figure out if that's what she wanted to do. And then there's this third girl who comes in and she's, like, evil. She wants to, like, hex everybody and is like, you know, like just evil energy. And they travel with them and, you.
Haley
Know, because this is real. This is, like, legit.
Bunny
Oh, it's real happening, real, real life. It's not made up. Wow. So they. They. They sit in on a bunch of, like, spells and, like, all the stuff that they do. Well, something happened where they stop.
Haley
And I'm not.
Bunny
I don't want to tell you guys because I want you to watch the documentary.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Something happens to where they stop recording with them for three years, and then finally they're allowed three back. Three years later. And when they go back, the one who I said was the cute one, who I. Who I liked and was sweet, excommunicated Amish, does not practice witchcraft anymore. Looks so good. Looks beautiful. Like, before, when she was, like, healing people, she looked so, like, sucked up and, like. Like, she didn't feel good. And she, like, changed her hair color and just, like, had so much life back in her.
Haley
Glow up.
Bunny
Yeah, she was saying that find Jesus Christ. She did. She was saying that she felt sick all the time and that, like, you.
Mimi
Know, doing that zest or some.
Bunny
Yep. Put so much bad energy into her life. And then the second girl, same with her. The one who was, like, meddling. I didn't really know what she was doing there. She changed over to. And then the third one was trying to get out of it, but, like, during the. The last interview, she's, like, talking about how powerful she is still and how she's trying to control her magic. Like, it's crazy. You guys gotta watch it.
Mimi
I'm watching it.
Bunny
Yeah. Amish witches.
Mimi
Can't wait.
Bunny
What have you guys been. What else have you guys been watching?
Mimi
Oh, I started watching Tell Me Lot, Tell Me Lies.
Bunny
What is that?
Mimi
I don't know, but it's. It's steamy. It's kind of steamy. I'm only on, like, episode three.
Bunny
I love a Good steamboat. You would like it.
Mimi
It's. It's kind of steamy. And then I also watch School Spirits. I don't know if you watch that fire. It was on Netflix, but the full thing is on Hulu. It's basically about this girl that Died. And when you die, like, your body. Your body, I guess your soul stays where you died. So, like, they're in a school, so then she all of a sudden is seeing other people that had died in the school. But they'll be from, like, the 60s or the 70s, so they're like, dressed how they died the day they died, and they're all from, like, different eras and stuff, and they're all still, like, trapped in the school. And, like, you can't leave the school grounds, basically.
Bunny
Wow.
Mimi
Yeah, it's a. It's a really cool thing.
Bunny
I would hate to be like, that's terrible.
Mimi
Yeah. And you're just, like, in the. You're stuck until you finally cross over. You have to, like, do something to realize how you can cross over and stuff. But it gets, like. It gets good. I feel like you would like it.
Bunny
It's like groundhog.
Mimi
I can't tell. If I tell something, they're stuck in purgatory.
Haley
Wow.
Bunny
Yeah. Hell on Earth, huh? Hell on Earth is what they call it.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
That's crazy.
Bunny
Maybe I'll look into it. What about you?
Haley
I watched the Lorax the other day.
Bunny
Oh, okay. All right. Okay. Mom, the kids.
Haley
Yeah. But I did introduce my kids to King of the Hill last night.
Bunny
Oh, dude, get them watching Family Guy. Roger. If I could be a freaking cartoon character, I am Roger from American dad. Yeah, get them watching American Dad. I mean, not Family Guy.
Haley
They put, like, literally Episode Season 1, Episode 1, King of the Hill on classic. I think it's Netflix. Or it's Disney. One of the two. I think it's Disney. And I saw it, and I, like, turned it on. And my kids were so. It was really funny. They were, like, all over the place last night. We're just trying to get them to chill out. Tell me why. Both my kids chilled the hell out to some King of the Hill. I mean, just kick back. Is, like, shirtless, just.
Bunny
Yeah. Try American dad, too, please.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Have you ever watched American Dad? Have you ever watched American Dad?
Haley
Yeah, I've seen every episode.
Bunny
Am I not Roger?
Haley
Yes. A thousand percent. The little wigs that he.
Bunny
Literally every character. Like, if I could just be. Just be, like, how he is. Oh, bro.
Haley
Family Guy. I'm. I'm a very adult cartoon person. That's, like, my thing.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
And so the American dad, the Family Guy, all of that.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Simpsons.
Haley
Oh, yeah.
Bunny
I never thought Jay loves the Simpsons. That's all he used to watch when we first got together. I'd be like, bro, that and Family Guy.
Haley
Yeah, yeah, I remember.
Mimi
I can't watch Family Guy anymore.
Bunny
So I, I don't love it either. Like I, I like it.
Mimi
I don't know. I can't watch it for personal.
Haley
I did love like Futurama. You guys remember Futurama?
Bunny
Oh, yeah, Rick and Morty. Futurama. Rick and Morty. Also like, I love Bob's burgers.
Haley
I do love Bob's burger.
Bunny
I love Bob's burgers.
Haley
Such a good one. Olivia loves it.
Mimi
She swears she's Louise so I can see it.
Bunny
She's like, I identify as Louise.
Haley
Yeah, literally.
Bunny
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Mimi
Oh, so insane. And it mostly comes from Facebook.
Bunny
I mean, I get it all over the place.
Mimi
I mean, yeah, it's all over, but I don't really get a lot on Instagram occasionally. Instagram?
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
I say Instagram.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Instagram's so nice.
Mimi
Unless a reel goes.
Haley
I was like, that's really what I was gonna say if a reel pops off by the hate comments.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like Instagram is like a pretty pink bubble. Like it's. That's. It's a niche. Like if you have followers, they are specifically there for you and they appreciate what you post.
Haley
That's all like literally Wild West Facebook.
Bunny
And Tik Tok Outlaws. They're all outlaws. These crazy. All right, so maybe we'll read one at a time. You guys want to kick it off?
Haley
Yeah. Are we explaining what they're commenting under or just reading the comments?
Bunny
I'll try to remember, but yeah, I.
Mimi
Have one pulled up. So this was. Had 1.1 million views with Bunny. It's this one.
Bunny
Oh, God.
Mimi
Oh, Jesus.
Bunny
Beautiful and clear.
Haley
Using the roach.
Bunny
Oh, the roach. Roach.
Mimi
No, I don't hear a difference. Okay, clearly a voiceover.
Bunny
Right?
Mimi
So we're not saying that. Whatever. It's funny. Okay, hold on. We got. It's called lots of Botox and other with 20 pounds of makeup. With the filter. No filter, by the way. So that's a compliment.
Haley
Yeah, that's everyone's go to is like, oh, it's a filter.
Mimi
So much me.
Haley
Yeah.
Mimi
Don't care. Someone said not funny. Talk like ladies. I said, it's a voiceover, so technically we didn't say it. I always get that one.
Haley
These are Facebook, right?
Mimi
Yeah, Yeah, I know it a little bit down. We got Focus on your sin care. What's Jesus say about vulgarity, vanity and profanity? I said, Jesus says not to judge others. Gin.
Bunny
I don't even respond back to these.
Mimi
I love it makes the.
Bunny
Well, I get in trouble all the time.
Haley
You do. I feel like people can insult you, but the minute you reply back and tell them they look like ramen head.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Then they.
Bunny
That's. I got literally banned from my Facebook for 30 days for some dude commenting. Some old man. And I said. I said like, Dan, your hair looks like ramen noodles and got banned for that.
Haley
What?
Bunny
Yes.
Mimi
I got a. Ease up then.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
I normally just say their name. Sometimes I send a picture of them back to them. They hate.
Bunny
I do that. That's my favorite. That's my. Even on their profile, you can get in trouble. Ugly.
Haley
Yeah.
Mimi
Said y'all are fugly. Let's go to their profile.
Bunny
All right. We're supposed to do one at a time. You've gone on to three.
Mimi
They're in a row.
Bunny
Okay, got you.
Mimi
So.
Bunny
All right there, Mimi, you want to go?
Haley
All right.
Bunny
We could do three at a time too, if you want.
Haley
No, that's going to blow through mine too quick. Oh, I couldn't find too many.
Bunny
Good for you, you cunt.
Haley
I didn't. I don't like to dive deep in those things. This one, I posted a before and after of my weight loss because I'm almost at like £60 gone now. And Chris said the Honey Boo Boo show is back, so. Thanks, Chris.
Bunny
And Chris probably looks like a. I.
Mimi
Would like to see what.
Haley
Chris didn't have a profile picture, guys.
Bunny
I was gonna say Chris probably looks like a human thumb and smells like hard boiled eggs. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on. These people are just insane to me. All right, so there. Here's one. This is my favorite because this is everybody's go to. They feel like it's like such a.
Haley
Like I'm gonna get them with this one.
Bunny
I got her. So it was the video of Jay and I with Snoop Dogg, right? This person said jelly hoe and his sideshow prostitute. Okay.
Haley
Wow.
Mimi
Good one.
Haley
They really stuck it to you.
Bunny
Okay, but he's spelled prostitute. P R, O, S T I, t, u prostitute.
Haley
2.
Bunny
I'm a prostitute. Yeah.
Haley
Oh.
Bunny
But my thing is, is everybody thinks it's so, like, cutting edge, but they're like, you know, she used to be a hoe, right? Yeah, she's a prostitute. What a. You're a. And it's just like, bro, do you not. First of all, before I was even on the Internet, I was being called that. Secondly, why are so many men upset about what I used to do with my vagina? Because if they had a chance to hit it, they would. You know what I'm saying?
Haley
That part that.
Bunny
Please, you could sit here and judge all you want, but knowing damn well that if any of these girls videos that you're commenting negative stuff on, you would fucking cream your pants if they were in your presence.
Haley
Yep.
Bunny
I don't know. It's always. I don't. I don't get a lot of hate from women. I get a lot of hate from men, though.
Mimi
It's always men. Oh, I do get a lot of women, especially on makeup videos.
Bunny
I get a lot of older women. If it's like me cussing or me.
Haley
Looking for these comments. Did not realize how many older women hit on Jason. I love it. Stop when I tell you all the Linda's in the Debras who were like, I would eat. I was like, ma'am, let me see you try. Please, Deborah, bro, come for my husband, please. He does. He gets hit on by older women all the time. It's always at the Dollar General.
Bunny
What?
Haley
Yeah, he. He frequents the Dollar General and they. They love him.
Mimi
I love that.
Bunny
He is like a white trash American dream.
Haley
A thousand percent, literally.
Bunny
They're just.
Mimi
They think he's Jelly Roll.
Haley
Do you know how many people think he's. We literally got stopped in an antique store the other day and she goes, honey, are you Jelly Roll? And she said, no, ma'am. She goes, oh, I just love him.
Bunny
Oh, my goodness.
Haley
He said, okay.
Bunny
See, I've never. I've never mixed up Jason and Jay, except for one time. I forget when it was. But he, like, I. I only caught him out of like my peripheral.
Haley
Yes.
Bunny
And I was like, oh, my God, I thought you were my husband. You know, because their stature is kind of the same.
Haley
Yeah. And I mean, it's just. I get it. Like, if you're not paying close attention. They both. Yeah. Tattoos, beards, and they're big dudes. Like. Like the amount of times when we first moved here that he got called Big Smo and got pictures taken with him.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Because when Big Smart had a TV.
Bunny
Show, this is when Big Smell was big.
Haley
Yes.
Bunny
Lost so much weight. Have you seen him much?
Haley
He looks incredible.
Bunny
He's skinny, small.
Haley
Now go him for his health journey.
Bunny
But he did this before. Like, Ozempic and before.
Haley
It's all natural. Like, they literally honed in.
Bunny
Do you think he got gastric bypass? I don't know. I don't know if we could ask him.
Haley
He had some health issues. And I know after that, maybe it just scared him. Scared him straight.
Bunny
Scared him straight. Yeah. That's how it happens, though. That's why it happened with my husband.
Haley
Yeah, go ahead.
Bunny
You ready?
Mimi
We're doing more.
Bunny
Oh, yeah. Honey, did you let me go? Did you blow your wad? All. All in the beginning.
Mimi
Oh, no. We got. We got more.
Bunny
Okay.
Haley
All right. This one said Randy decided when I did a before and after of my green hair to my orange hair to tell me looking rough. What the heck? Brandy, I looked at your profile and you don't have all your teeth. I need you to step back a little bit, bro.
Bunny
It's always the one with piano keys for teeth.
Haley
He. He's having trouble. Yeah, Having trouble. Not one to talk about teeth.
Bunny
Yeah. Not that we're hating on anybody with teeth, but if you can't listen if you say something rude to somebody on the Internet, because I've gotten this before. People get so mad at me. They're like, why are you lowering yourself to their level? Because I can.
Haley
That's the only playing field they want to be on.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
I can't get to me.
Bunny
I'm on such a different frequency, they can't hear me unless I lower myself to theirs, you know, saying so. So good. I'm gonna take the time to smosy on down the line, baby. And guess what? And if I say something, you're gonna remember it for the rest of your life. I told some lady she looked like a basset hound one day. I was so mad because I was just like. You get to a point where you're like, lady, did you really just say that to me? Like.
Haley
Yeah, yeah. No, no.
Bunny
It's crazy. All right, so this one was disgusting, Honestly. So it was on the video of me talking about my sexual trauma that had happened and singing the song that my husband had, you know, dropped. What is the name of it? Let me look.
Haley
Oh, my God.
Bunny
Yesterday.
Haley
Yesterday.
Bunny
Yesterday by Jelly.
Haley
It's yesterday.
Bunny
Anyways, this man decides to come on. His name is Dlo Dilo. Dlo 56, by the way. Guys. Okay, that makes sense. Why she is the way she is now. It all makes sense now. In capital letters.
Haley
He wanted to make sure you heard it.
Bunny
Yeah, he wanted to make sure I felt his words. As if the video already wasn't emotional enough.
Haley
No, he.
Bunny
He wanted to come and just let me know.
Haley
He had to let you know that.
Bunny
It all makes sense because I was molested as a child.
Haley
That you are the way you are.
Bunny
That I am the way I am.
Haley
Wow.
Bunny
You know, Lord, man.
Haley
I mean, we didn't know that, but I'm glad that you educated us in that because.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Would have never guessed.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
So, yeah, I posted a picture of me in shorts, which, mind you, again, didn't wear shorts for 17 years. Guys, I am very confident in wearing shorts now. I wear them any chance I get. Unless it's like fucking 10 degrees outside. Then I don't wear shorts. But David decided to say, can I gain 400 pounds and tattoo my 30 inch thighs asking for a friend. Oh, David.
Bunny
David.
Haley
David, you. David, I'm need you to chill the out.
Bunny
David, why don't you go stub your toe on your kid's toy when you're walking across the living room at 2am.
Haley
I hope you slip in the shower and fall butthole first on a shampoo bottle.
Mimi
Oh, yeah.
Bunny
Yep, That's a good one. All right. So this one was a video of Jay and I. This is another one of my favorites where it's me and Jay dancing to the song that whenever we broke up in 2018. Dan and Shay's.
Haley
Yes. He came off stage to dance with you.
Bunny
Yeah. So Rainbow Train wanted me to know that Bunny, you don't love him as much as you portray. Let's be real. A wife would act completely different if her husband left a stage to come be with her. I literally am kissing my husband and dancing with him. Am I supposed to suck his dick right there? Oh, it's this video. Like, how much more different can I act? Look at this.
Haley
Oh, slow dance.
Mimi
But if you're not dancing, it's a problem there too.
Bunny
Oh, my favorite. My favorite. I get this comment the time because we don't full on make out on camera.
Haley
Yes.
Bunny
People are like, she won't even kiss him.
Haley
They barely touched lips.
Bunny
Yeah. And I'm just like, first of all.
Mimi
One full lip gloss on.
Bunny
Well, it depends. If I'm at an award show, I don't want to get lipstick all over my husband while he's about to fucking take pictures and have to go sing in front of America. Or two, we're online. Do you guys real. I get grossed out, okay. Watching people, you know, like, there's nothing attractive about seeing that. So I try to keep it cutesy and demure and like, literally, what did.
Haley
Olivia tell you the other day? She goes, you guys kiss a lot.
Bunny
Yeah. At home. At home, all we do is kiss. We cannot keep our hands off of each other. And I'm not trying to prove this to anybody, but it's just crazy that people's perceptions.
Haley
Oh, they. I don't under is either. If you kiss too much. Oh my God.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
To get a room.
Bunny
This is disgusting. And then if you don't, it's not very godly.
Haley
Yeah. What do you think he would think of you?
Bunny
Yeah. Jesus is watching. And I'm like, listen, Jesus made me born naked for a reason, baby. All right.
Mimi
Okay, I got one. I had a video about how to sneak in alcohol to a bar because, you know, can trust drinks prices are freaking crazy. Okay. It's in like a Little tampon holder.
Haley
Yeah.
Mimi
Someone said, just a little theory. You gotta sneak alcohol because you can't have a good time without it. You might be an alcoholic.
Bunny
I mean, you might. That was probably right.
Mimi
I'm going to a bar.
Bunny
Like, I'm totally with you, dude. Haley. Haley is like, I resemble that remark.
Haley
I'm not paying those prices.
Bunny
She's definitely not an alcoholic, bro.
Mimi
I. I literally drink. Like, I drink maybe like one to three times a month. Like, it's only on occasion.
Bunny
I'm so proud of you because when first. When Haley came around, the first what, like four years you live at bars, you would come and I'd go.
Mimi
Like multiple times a week.
Bunny
You would come and do my makeup. Haven't slept from the night before.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Still drunk. Yeah. I don't know how my eyebrows were even ever.
Mimi
They probably, to be honest.
Bunny
Yeah. I mean, Picasso, I like it, you know.
Mimi
No, I would literally go out until like 5 in the morning and then have clients at 8am and work all day.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Don't know how I did.
Bunny
I don't know.
Mimi
Can't do that anymore.
Bunny
But you've slowed down so much.
Haley
Oh, for sure. But you've also grown up, like.
Mimi
Yeah, but I've still never also been an alcoholic.
Bunny
No, no, no. You were never an alcoholic.
Mimi
The amount of comments on here calling me an alcoholic because I'm sneaking in one shot in a tampon thing.
Haley
You were the most, like, social drinker.
Bunny
Oh, yeah.
Mimi
I have a fully stocked bar at my house and I've never touched anything. Yeah, like, that's there for, like, when people come over and stuff. Like, if I was an alcoholic, all that would be gone.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah. For sure.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
No, you were definitely in party girl mode, which.
Mimi
Yes, Hello.
Bunny
You were 25. 24.
Haley
Yeah.
Mimi
24.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah, hello. You're supposed to please party 24. Like, yeah, listen, I party until I was 38. From the time I was 14 till I was 38.
Mimi
Like, I still love going. I love to go to the party, but just not as much as I used to.
Haley
I feel like we all had different party eras. Mine was like, teenage years.
Mimi
See, I didn't have mine in my teen years because I was goody two shoes. We didn't have that. I didn't even do it in college.
Bunny
Well, I grew up on the streets and then I became a hooker, so life was grand. You know what I'm saying? What do you got for me? Memes, Anything.
Haley
So everyone knows, you know, jelly rolls are dad.
Bunny
Oh.
Haley
And so I posted a video saying I wanted a cow to be under my Christmas tree. Like I want to wake up tomorrow and there should be a cow under my Christmas tree.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
He said my dad is famous. Do I make videos to get more ATT so I can be famous? Hahaha. What a joke. Honestly, we don't care. Richie.
Bunny
Richie, you care, baby.
Haley
I feel like you cared with that comment, Richie.
Bunny
That evoked emotion.
Haley
You even put some emojis in there.
Bunny
Oh, he just wanted to drive it home.
Haley
Laughing emojis. I know, I know, Richie. That was good. That was good. I get it. My famous dad, Richie.
Bunny
Wrong person, dude. Wrong person.
Mimi
Let's see what Richie looks like, Richie. Let's pull him up.
Haley
Doesn't have a profile picture. His profile picture is a mean cracker.
Mimi
Knew it.
Haley
Very angry cracker.
Mimi
I already know what he looks like.
Haley
Yep.
Bunny
All right, so I get this a lot. A lot, a lot. Another one.
Haley
Can I guess what it is?
Bunny
Okay, so it's on a video of Bailey and I, but I get this on videos of you, me, and Haley all the time.
Haley
Okay.
Bunny
Okay, so I think that they thought that Bailey was one of you guys, because people cannot decipher a 16 year old from a 30 year old. Yeah, that has tattoos. Bailey has no tattoos. It's always people around Bunny that you can tell. She knows she's prettier than them.
Haley
We get that all.
Bunny
Yeah, she literally only surrounds herself with people less attractive than her. This is pup tar420.
Mimi
All right, what does he look like? What do they look like?
Bunny
No profile picture, but let me see if I can go to his. Hold on. Yeah. Nothing. I got nothing.
Haley
Oh, I get those a lot.
Mimi
Love him.
Bunny
Yeah, he looks like Tom Green, but.
Mimi
You don't know him.
Bunny
Who is that?
Mimi
That's Daniel Larson.
Haley
Wait, that's not the person.
Bunny
Okay, okay, but this guy I did respond to because anytime anybody comes for Bailey, I get really mad. I said, this is my daughter. Dweeb. Anyone that thinks like this is shallow. For this to even cross your mind is wild. Calling me out, loving everyone in my life, laughing emoji. And then he replies, why aren't other people calling this out about her? First of all, they are everybody in there all the time. For the. For the record, I just want to say this one time and one time only. Haley and Mimi are beautiful to me. Like, you guys are gorgeous. Your auras. And Bailey. Bailey too. Haley, Mimi and Bailey are gorgeous to me. And first of all, Bailey's my kid. She's gonna be around me no matter what. But Mimi believed In me when I only had a vision. You know, there was. And it. I say this in my book, too. Like, I told Mimi before, I can't pay you, and she didn't care. You cannot ever replace that kind of loyalty to me. That is the most beautiful thing that you could ever do for somebody.
Haley
Stop. I'm gonna cry.
Bunny
Oh, stop it. Stop it right now. She will cry. Like, seriously, though, that is the most beautiful. And at the same time, she's running her own salon with 10 to 15 employees, has two kids, a husband, you know, has her own house, has a family, and is like, I don't care. I'm gonna stop what I'm doing and help you build your dream. I don't give a if she looked like Darth Vader or. What's that. What's that dude's name? The hunchback of Notre Dame, which you don't. You're beautiful. But to me, beauty isn't just on the outside. It's on the inside. And I want people around me. That one make me feel good and that I can make feel good about themselves. It's a mutual respect and a mutual relationship.
Mimi
Yeah, this is more about that person that left that comment.
Bunny
Well, this comment comes from so many people, though. And, Haley, like, you are beautiful inside and out. You are the funniest I've ever met. We look at each other and start laughing like it's. We just do. We'll have a staring contest.
Haley
They do.
Bunny
To see who breaks. Like, yeah. We'll kiss in the middle of, like. Like, you know, and it's like, I just feel like we've all grown up together.
Haley
We really do have.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
We've gone through so much together.
Bunny
It's so many eras together. The reason I call us a coven is not for any other reason besides the fact that coven with witches represents a group of women who are strong and powerful, but also, we are a sisterhood. We are family. And those ties, you can never break, you know? And you guys have done nothing but glow up since we've all been friends. And I feel like. Me, too. I've blown up, too.
Haley
Oh, I pulled up our first photo shoot together. I can't believe how different you look. Like you've always been beautiful. It's just like a different era of your.
Mimi
Like, you've got to be younger.
Haley
How do you look younger now?
Bunny
Tell me more.
Haley
Photo shoot. I'm like, you look older in that photo shoot eight years ago.
Mimi
Yeah.
Haley
Than you do right now.
Bunny
It's all the adrenochrome I've been drinking.
Mimi
Oh, let's not.
Bunny
Oh, we're getting into that. Or no, leave it in. Because we're getting into that next. Because if you guys guys don't think I don't get these comments all the time. But long story short, before you go to leave that comment about the people that I absolutely love, just remember that you are insulting my family. And let's see what the your sisters and your moms and everybody look like that's around you that you're talking about my family that's around me. And dare a to say some like that to my face. Yes, I will, gladly.
Haley
I would love any of these people to catch us.
Bunny
Oh, catch me the outside, please, please. Because we all know I'm. I'm ready to rumble. My husband gets so mad at me.
Haley
I will say Craig circled back and told me I was a moldy muffin.
Bunny
Oh.
Mimi
You know what?
Bunny
I love Craig. I like him. I love Craig. He's one of us.
Mimi
I don't make that into merch, bro.
Bunny
Moldy muffin.
Haley
Moldy muffin.
Bunny
You guys, please stop. I literally.
Haley
And I started dying.
Bunny
You're part of. You're invited. You're invited to the bar.
Haley
I go by crunchy muffin. So for the fact that this man sat there and was like, moldy muffin. Get the out of here. So good.
Bunny
You need a backup account called moldy.
Haley
That should be my backup, please. Oh.
Bunny
Oh, I love that. So good. So good.
Mimi
I found another one.
Bunny
One. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Mimi
We got a lot of bad comments. When me and you pretended to be Jelly's security. We were at Rainbow Room. They hated that. The Internet hated it.
Bunny
They.
Mimi
Oh, they would so. So many bad comments. We were so drunk.
Haley
Which one's Jelly Roll? Yeah.
Mimi
And you guys look rough.
Haley
You guys.
Mimi
One girl.
Haley
So wait, explain the video though. We were so drunk that night. Yeah. And we were like five shots. And we.
Mimi
We just started saying like this. And I was like, take a video of us like. Like being his is security guards. So we're standing like this. A lot of people thought we were like snorting something because I went like this. I was like talking into like a microphone.
Haley
It was our microphones.
Mimi
Ten, four.
Bunny
Like, we gotta.
Mimi
You know, everyone's like, what are they snorting? I knew they were doing drugs. All this. One lady said, I think these women all make him look like a pimp. And he didn't need a wife and bodyguards to be who he was then they will eventually be his downfall. That's just how I see it. I'm like, this whole. Like, it's a joke, and people took it so serious.
Bunny
I have learned America does not have a fucking sense of humor.
Haley
The amount of people who think you're his downfall.
Bunny
Oh, I was gonna say that. I get. It's like, you're gonna be your husband. Husband's downfall. When it's been a decade waiting. It's been a decade. Like, he has done nothing but prosper and elevate since we've been together. And I'm not taking credit for that, but if I was going to be his downfall, it would have been in the very beginning, you know? Luckily, he's got a very secure wife who just lets. I'm like, fly, baby, fly. There's some days that I don't even talk to my husband on the phone because he's so busy. Most women would never be able to handle that.
Haley
No.
Bunny
At all.
Haley
Oh, man.
Bunny
Okay. So, you know, I've got some good ones.
Haley
Okay, you guys, we actually do this. Not on camera.
Bunny
That's why I wanted to do this today, because I was like, we sit here and clown people all day long.
Haley
This is the real life us.
Bunny
You guys are in the group chat.
Mimi
So I did this.
Haley
This our story, but of you.
Mimi
Yeah, it's clearly me doing a voiceover of you. And someone said, it's Bunny's voice, but it's definitely not Bunny's XOXO face. I don't even care if she gained weight. That ain't her face.
Bunny
Oh, my God.
Mimi
You.
Haley
It's funny. I don't feel like people sometimes understand how the Internet works either.
Mimi
No, I don't think people get voiceovers.
Haley
I don't think people get voiceovers at all. Like, one person literally said one time, you sound really different. And it was like, literally.
Mimi
That's so funny.
Haley
I'm like, what?
Bunny
People, man? They just. I'm telling you, they just don't have personalities. Okay. Oops. That was a good one, too. This guy said, even tramps have gold mines. I thought that was a great one.
Haley
Oh.
Bunny
But anyway, so this person said, julia, we got a girl. Julia. Gulia says, noticing some symbolism. This breaks my heart. You are his handler. Once you gain that fame and fortune, you are forced to bow down. Sucks. Because I really liked you, Bunny. Wow.
Mimi
I liked you, too.
Bunny
Which. That was a sweet one. That was sweet.
Haley
That was nice.
Bunny
Full of assumption, but sweet.
Haley
Full of assumption, but sweet. I like it.
Bunny
You know, and here's the thing. If there's an Illuminati, I have never seen it. We've never been invited to any weird fucking parties. We've never been anywhere ever to see anything like that. We don't make enough money. So, one, I really think that it's awesome that you guys think we're that rich, but we're not. And secondly, my husband and I are both so spiritual. He's a little bit more religious than I am. I'm a little bit more spiritual and fluid. But, like, people will say that, you know, especially now that he just dropped that song with the Christian singer. It's fake Christianity and it's, you know, one. And that I'm his handler. One. If I. My husband is a Sagittarius. I've said this a million times. You are never telling a Sagittarius man with a Capricorn moon what to do.
Haley
Yep.
Bunny
Ever. My husband scares me, okay? I am like a little puppy dog with him. That is the only man that has me in check. Check. And that has ever had me in check. Anybody else, them, I would buck like a wild bronco. My husband, I'm like, yo, Daddy. Like, I don't know. Like, I'm a little church girl. I'm just like, whatever Daddy says, you know? And if anything, it's the other way around. He's my handler because I am the wild one who's always getting in trouble for saying something.
Haley
He's wrangling you.
Bunny
Literally. He will call me. He'll be like, bunny, did you just post about this? And I'll be like, yeah. And he'll be like, take it down. And I'm just like, oh, yes, Daddy. You know, it's like. It's just crazy that it's not happening. There's no Illuminati. We've talked about this numerous times. I'm not a handler. I don't even know. You know what? I do know what kind of, like, what a handler looks like, because I met Anna Nicole Smith. Did I ever tell you guys the story?
Haley
Yes, you did. Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Not on here, though.
Bunny
Okay, So I met Anna Nicole Smith at the Palms when the Palms was cracking back in the day. She was walking through. I. I did cocktails there. I don't know if I was working or if I was just there partying. I can't remember. But she's walking through, beautiful as ever. And her. And I make eye contact, and she instantly was like. And just got this big smile on her face. And she comes over to me, and she just gives me the biggest hug. And she's like, hi, baby. How are you? And I was like, oh, my God, Anna, it's so nice to meet you. And she's like, we're going upstairs to party. You want to come? She goes, do you have Xanax? And I was like, yeah, because that was back in the day. That was my Xanax times. And that dude Howard Stern was with her. Not Howard Stern, the radio dj. Howard K. Stern, her lawyer, who fucking did nothing but drive that woman into the ground. Comes in between us. Cause we're holding each other and swipes his hand down in the middle of us. And he goes, anna, no. And pushes her back like that. And she just looked at me with, like, the saddest puppy dog face. And she, like, powdered her. Her bottom lip out and was like. And like, he just yanked her away and would not let her talk to me. Dude, to me, that's a fucking handler. Granted, she was ready to party and wanted some Xanax, but I mean, I was a girl. What was I gonna do, you know? So it. To me, that wasn't protective. That was, like, somebody who was really controlling her.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
Yeah, absolutely.
Haley
Oh, my gosh.
Bunny
She was so beautiful. And, dude, her energy. She wasn't of this earth. Anna Nicole was very ethereal. And just being in her energy for that short time, she really was the sweetest human. It made such an effect on me that when she died February 8th, I remember where I was. I was in the middle of Build a Bear with my ex, Bobby's daughter, getting her a Build a bear. And I found. I heard the news. I literally had to take her home because I was so devastated over it. Like, that's how much of an impact I felt when I met her. And. And the minute I got to the Bahamas, like, a few years later, the minute I went to the Bahamas, I got off the plane and went straight to her grave out there.
Mimi
She's buried in the Bahamas.
Bunny
She's buried in the Bahamas. Why? Next to her son. That's where she wanted to be. Because that's where she felt the most protected and loved. Yeah. When she died, I researched her. Her whole, like. What do they call it? Toxicology report, her everything. Like, the. I studied the crime scene. This was before I was even into true crime, but I just was like, what happened? Because I really, genuinely felt like that killed her.
Haley
Yeah.
Bunny
You know, Like, I was so. Like, I felt like I didn't protect her and I didn't even know her, you know? Like, I literally only met her for that split second in life. But it was just, like, she had that energy where you Just wanted to save her. She was like a damsel in distress.
Haley
She really was. Absolutely. Yeah. For sure.
Bunny
Yep. So no handler, no Illuminati.
Haley
I will say, if you were in the Illuminati, I feel like you'd be the one to get kicked out of the Illuminati. Yeah, he'd be spreading all the secrets.
Bunny
I talk too much. I talk way too much. You know what I'm saying?
Haley
Name it. Illuminati secrets on the podcast.
Bunny
Literally Illuminati tell all.
Haley
Yeah, that's why she's like in there making tick tocks with everyone.
Bunny
Literally. Like some dude in a row was like, yeah, and a hoodie and like, yeah, no. If anything, I'm saving my husband from the Illuminati cuz they're too scared to get close to them.
Haley
They're probably.
Bunny
This will blow the lid for sure.
Haley
Tell everyone.
Bunny
I'm like the Alex Jones of the podcast. You know what I'm saying? Like, of course somebody's going to come in and be like, yeah, we can't have them.
Haley
That's funny.
Bunny
What do you got for us?
Haley
Got another one. Wait, go ahead. And you can sit down.
Bunny
What up, Jason? Chaji's so excited. Oh, look how excited he is.
Haley
So happy for work. Daddy.
Bunny
Yeah. Oh, I might have another one. Mimi, do you have another?
Haley
I do. All right, so this was on the same video about the cows. I asked for a cow for Christmas and Susan said, please. Eye roll emoji. So out of touch. Cry for all the starving children. The amount of dots that are in here, dot, dot, dot, touch, dot, dot, dot.
Bunny
Children crouchy good.
Haley
And she said, P, U, L, E A S, S, E. So police is how she spelled it. But yeah, Susan, I got my cow.
Bunny
That was a good one.
Mimi
Guess I delete a lot.
Bunny
You don't. What happened?
Haley
She deleted comments.
Mimi
Some why, some I respond back to, but I can't find them.
Bunny
Leave them up. All right, I got one. I got one, I got one. This is on. Okay. This is on the. Of the car that will you hit.
Haley
The car on the rock.
Bunny
When I hit the bins on the rock, this guy said so. Bobby says so she other dudes his car, spends his money. Does she do anything actually good for the world? Bobby Barbarino.
Haley
How?
Bunny
How do you know what I'm doing? How do you know what I'm doing? How do you know? I love when people accuse me of other dudes.
Haley
That's their number one go to.
Bunny
Number one go to. And the only reason. Only reason people can say this is because of that stupid podcast that Jay and I made in, like, 2018, 2019, where it was like a Q A. And I said to them, because I did not want people to look. Look down on my husband because we bring girls home while we used to. We don't anymore because we used to bring girls home. And I didn't want people to be like, well, why is it okay for him? And, you know, why isn't she allowed to do it? And my husband and I have always had a relationship where we have free will. We don't feel like we are each other's possession. So picture, like, setting something in the palm of your hand. We just hold it with an open palm instead of a closed fist. You know what I'm saying? And I. To me, I think that's beautiful because I love where I'm at. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to go anywhere. And this podcast, I say in it, if I want to sleep with somebody else, I'm allowed to. Well, people have ran with that for years.
Haley
Who would have guessed? You would have started your own rumor.
Bunny
I started my own rumor and all. And you know what sucks is it was just us being honest.
Haley
Yeah, exactly.
Bunny
Every. And just like, people. People say, like, oh, she's not. She wasn't really a hooker in her past life. She's embellished her. Her life story. And I'm like, first of all, if I was gonna embellish my life story, I would have graduated from Harvard. You know what I mean?
Haley
I'm technically a corporate queen.
Bunny
Why would I have picked being a hooker in Vegas if I was gonna.
Haley
You lie about your age. You think I'm gonna choose to be in my 40s if I'm.
Bunny
Yeah, I think I'm gonna be 45. If anything, I would be eternally 38. The Internet fought with me and told me that I was 26 for the longest time.
Haley
For you to turn 27, I had to keep posting.
Bunny
I am not 26 years old, because people were looking at my husband like, what a weirdo. With this young girl who just is running around scantily clad. And I'm just like, no, I'm in my 40s, dude. And people fought me on that.
Haley
They couldn't accept it.
Bunny
It's crazy. And so now people are like, oh, y. Old. And I'm just like, she was younger.
Haley
And you get called.
Bunny
I'm like, I can't win. It's just like, no matter how honest I am, people will use that against me or If I were. If I just didn't talk about anything, people, they go, she's hiding everything. You know, it's just.
Haley
It's never stand it.
Bunny
Never a dull moment over here. And interwebs.
Mimi
I got one from Tim.
Bunny
Oh, Tim. See, it's all dudes.
Haley
Tim.
Mimi
Yeah, I got one from him. Okay, so I obviously post a lot of makeup tutorials.
Haley
Yes.
Mimi
Always coming after the makeup. So I don't have a whole lot.
Bunny
But why do men have any comments on makeup?
Haley
Guys, we don't do the makeup for you. We do it for other women.
Mimi
I didn't do this for any man.
Bunny
We do it for ourselves.
Mimi
We love it. It.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
He said, that's why you take b swimming on the first date.
Bunny
Reveal.
Mimi
If she's a creature under the fake face. I said, you think she's going on a date with you, Tim.
Bunny
But that. But also, you should have been like, my makeup's so good. She could go 20ft underwater, come back up, and not a piece of makeup will be moved.
Haley
You need to reply with the manta ray video of her getting out of the ocean. And her beat is still perfect.
Mimi
Yeah, literally.
Haley
You look so good. Coming out of the ocean was crazy.
Bunny
That's right, baby.
Haley
Well, wait.
Bunny
This was fun. Oh, you got another.
Haley
Craig circled back, guys.
Bunny
Oh, my. Did you just reply to him, Craig?
Haley
No, I haven't replied to Craig at all. Craig circled back one last time.
Bunny
Okay.
Haley
With a review.
Bunny
Why do you get the circle backs?
Mimi
I love it.
Haley
Craig came back for a third time, guys. After the moldy muffin.
Bunny
The moldy muffin. Okay. So he kept going.
Haley
Another video. Know that I review.
Bunny
Can we send Craig some merch?
Haley
I mean, we need to.
Bunny
I feel like he really, like, he's a fan. Yeah, he's a fan of fans.
Haley
If you guys know, if you follow my social media, I review restaurants or, like, things to do in Murfreesboro.
Bunny
Right? Yes.
Haley
I went to a Mexican restaurant that is one of my favorite.
Bunny
I want to do one of those with you one day for your. Yeah.
Haley
He said, that's exactly why your grotesquely obese body needs.
Mimi
Got it.
Bunny
What the. The man.
Haley
But, Craig, send me your size and address. I would love to send you some merch, Craig.
Bunny
Come on. I love just. Does Craig. Where does Craig live? Does it say it on his profile?
Haley
No, it doesn't.
Bunny
It's just private.
Haley
No, not no profile.
Mimi
Have you ever sent him a dm? Be like, yo, can you.
Haley
You know, like, are we friends at this point?
Mimi
I send him a friend request.
Haley
Oh, my God. Should I do it?
Bunny
Send Craig a friend request and just say, hey, we want to send you a box of merch. What's. What's a good address we can deliver for you? Just say, hey, Craig, we want to send you a box of merch. What's a good address we can send it to?
Haley
This is going to be great.
Mimi
Love you with a heart.
Bunny
Yeah.
Haley
Yeah. Love you.
Bunny
Yeah. That was crazy. I loved it, though. It was good. That was a good one.
Haley
Wait, a.
Mimi
What a way to end it.
Bunny
What a way to end it. What a way to end it. All right, bye.
Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde Episode - "Reading Mean Things People Say About Us"
Episode Details
1. Introduction to the Episode In this heartfelt and candid episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, host Bunnie XO, along with her co-hosts Haley and Mimi, dives into the often unspoken topic of dealing with negative and mean comments from their online audiences. The trio shares their personal experiences, reactions, and strategies for handling criticism and hate they encounter on various social media platforms.
2. Navigating Mean Comments Across Social Media Platforms The hosts discuss the prevalence of negative comments on platforms like Facebook, TikTok, and Instagram. Mimi points out that while Instagram typically maintains a "pretty pink bubble" with supportive followers, platforms like Facebook resemble the "Wild West," harboring more hostile interactions.
3. Reading and Reacting to Specific Mean Comments The core of the episode revolves around the hosts reading aloud mean comments they've received, providing both humor and vulnerability.
At [10:56], Mimi reads a comment:
"Lots of Botox and other with 20 pounds of makeup. With the filter. No filter, by the way. So that's a compliment."
The trio humorously addresses misunderstandings about voiceovers and filters, emphasizing that not all criticism is grounded in fact.
Bunnie shares a personal anecdote at [11:35]:
"I got literally banned from my Facebook for 30 days for some dude commenting. Some old man. And I said like, Dan, your hair looks like ramen noodles and got banned for that."
This moment showcases Bunnie's frustration with online censorship and the sometimes absurd consequences of standing up to trolls.
Another notable comment at [13:01] concerns Bunny and Jay dancing:
"They feel like it's so, like, cutting edge, but they're like, you know, she used to be a hoe, right? Yeah, she's a prostitute. What a."
Bunnie passionately defends her past and relationship, asserting, "People get so mad at me. They're like, why are you lowering yourself to their level? Because I can." ([16:09])
4. Strategies for Handling Online Negativity The hosts candidly discuss their methods for dealing with hate:
Ignoring and Blocking: Mimi shares, "I normally just say their name. Sometimes I send a picture of them back to them. They hate." ([11:55])
Humorous Comebacks: Haley suggests playful responses to deflate negativity, stating, "I didn't even respond to Craig. I have to delete a lot." ([45:16])
Supporting Each Other: The camaraderie between the hosts shines as they encourage one another to rise above the negativity. Bunnie emphasizes the importance of mutual respect and supportive relationships, saying, "I just want people around me that make me feel good and that I can make feel good about themselves." ([27:24])
5. Personal Reflections and Growth Beyond addressing mean comments, the episode delves into the personal growth and evolution of the hosts:
Bunnie Reflects on Her Past: She narrates a touching story about meeting Anna Nicole Smith, highlighting the impact of such encounters on her perspective and resilience. Bunnie states, "When she died February 8th, I was so devastated over it. That's how much of an impact I felt when I met her." ([37:39])
Relationship Dynamics: The hosts discuss their relationships, particularly Bunnie's supportive partnership with her husband. She shares, "He is my handler because I am the wild one who's always getting in trouble for saying something." ([34:26]), illustrating the balance and strength within her relationship.
6. Conclusion and Final Thoughts As the episode wraps up, the hosts reaffirm their bond as a "coven," a sisterhood that supports one another through various challenges. Bunnie concludes with a powerful message about mutual respect and the unbreakable ties that bind them, stating, "We are family. And those ties, you can never break." ([28:03])
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Final Thoughts This episode of Dumb Blonde offers a raw and humorous glimpse into the challenges of maintaining positivity in the face of online negativity. Through shared stories, laughter, and unwavering support, Bunnie, Haley, and Mimi provide listeners with both relatable experiences and empowering strategies for handling criticism. Whether you're an avid listener or new to the podcast, this episode serves as a testament to the strength of friendship and the importance of staying true to oneself amidst the noise of the internet.