The Coven Takes Europe: Karaoke, Chaos & Cologne Mafia

Summary

Dumb Blonde Podcast – "The Coven Takes Europe: Karaoke, Chaos & Cologne Mafia"

Host: Bunnie XO (and friends)
Date: September 15, 2025

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Overview

In this episode, Bunnie XO and her crew (“the coven”) recount their whirlwind European adventure through Rome, Milan, Strasbourg, Cologne, Amsterdam, and Paris. The tone is chaotic, hilarious, and honest—they dive into the culture shocks, travel mishaps, the realities of being on tour with Bunnie’s husband Jelly Roll, moments of vulnerability (including sobriety), food escapades, cathedral sightseeing, wild karaoke nights, and brushes with local eccentricity (including the "Cologne mafia"). This episode is rich with personal anecdotes, insights into travel, and the group’s signature irreverent banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting Off: Flights, First-Class Troubles, and Arrival in Rome

• First European tour as a crew
• Memes (tour manager) aced trip planning.
• Bunnie’s first-class “Delta One pod” was surprisingly uncomfortable and “nearly a coffin” if you’re not petite (06:03).
  • “If you're bigger than 160 pounds, there's no way that you're going to be comfortable.” – Bunnie (06:54)
• Preference for commercial vs. private aviation due to turbulence fears.
• Arrival in Rome: Immediate chaos—unanticipated lack of AC, locals’ fast and gruff attitudes, exhaustion from travel (09:00).

2. Rome: Culture Shocks, Food, Heat, and Italian Vibes

• Surprised by the absence of AC everywhere, both in the Airbnb and hotels.
• Major adjustment to European rhythms:
  • Shops and restaurants open late; “Is it the apocalypse?!” – Bunnie on the deserted, shuttered streets (11:28)
• Dramatic initial culture shock gives way to deep appreciation for Rome’s warmth, hospitality, and slow-dining culture.
• Memorable first Italian pizza; food quickly turns the mood around (16:10).
• Night explorations: Found a restaurant by accident at 1am, amazing lasagna, communal family-style dining, lingering over meals (“It's an experience” – Bunnie, 18:25).
• Notable: No tipping culture; overtipping seen as rude.

3. Jetlag, Sleep Deprivation, and Italian Life

• Severe jet lag; group ends up on a wild, nocturnal schedule, getting by on cat naps.
• Challenges with European grocery stores: unfamiliar foods, “sparkling water everywhere!” and language barriers (14:41, 15:47).

4. Touring with Jelly Roll: Sobriety and Scooter Adventures

• Jelly Roll’s penchant for choosing fancy, tiny-portion restaurants vs. Bunnie’s love for “homey” places.
• Honest discussion of Bunnie’s sobriety:
  • Clarifies that her vices weren’t alcohol, but cocaine and Xanax.
  • “Everybody’s journey is different. Just because I have an occasional drink doesn’t mean I’m off the wagon.” (32:15–34:26)
• Karaoke chaos at Scholar’s, an Irish pub in Rome—Jay (Jelly Roll) is mistaken for Teddy Swims, leans into the mistaken identity for the night (30:14).
• The “sobriety” moment: Pinot Grigio in hand, monitored and self-aware, telling fans not to emulate her actions if their struggles differ.
• Group scooter rides through Roman landmarks (“It was a fucking video game.” – Bunnie, 29:14), culminating in a near-altercation with Vatican security after Jay wants to jump in the fountain (40:05).
• “I’ve seen my husband’s butt crack climbing out of every sort of body of water every time that he’s drunk.” – Bunnie (40:05)

5. Friendship Mishaps: Road Rash and Running Gags

• Uncle Scott’s spectacular scooter fall in Rome—leaves “a nipple in Rome” (42:31).
  • “He had road rash on his nipple. The next day he goes, feel it. It's still hard.” – Bunnie (43:25)
• Furious pizza afterparties, Benadryl-fueled recovery attempts, and the generosity of European pizza deliveries (50 pizzas!).

6. Cathedrals, Gothic Architecture & Spiritual Disappointments

• Group obsession with Gothic churches; spontaneous discoveries and a magical light show at a “Church of God” in Rome (52:56).
• Entry into St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican City aided by the enterprising “Rocco from India,” who sidesteps a five-hour line (50:30).
• Disappointment with St. Peter’s: “It felt more like a museum than a church” (54:17).
• Most other cathedrals—emotional, spiritual, welcoming vs. Vatican’s cold grandeur.

7. Milan: A Business Vibe

• Sharp contrast with Rome: Milan felt like “New York”—business-centric, modern, less charming (58:24).
• European grocery shopping adventures continue.
• Excitement about their “best ever” European tour bus—“blows American tour buses out of the water” (59:48).

8. Strasbourg, France: A Fairytale Town and Sickness Strikes

• Strasbourg feels like Beauty and the Beast, sits on the France-Germany border, and is perfectly preserved (62:13).
• Bunnie falls ill: high fever, panic about foreign medical care. Friends rally with soup, tele-docs, a wild mix of European medicines, and accidental nasal spray-misuse hilarity (65:44–71:12).

9. Cologne, Germany: Cathedrals and the “Cologne Mafia”

• “The mother of all cathedrals”—Cologne’s Gothic marvel stuns the group (72:12).
• Surreal local color: McDonald's and Five Guys pitstops, German mafia sightings (“rolled up in G-wagons and Lambos”), and rave reviews for “fire sushi” in Germany (75:01).

10. Amsterdam: The Red Light District, Museums, and Breakfasts

• Lightning stopover: Group impressed by the beauty and self-empowered attitude of the sex workers (“They look like Barbie dolls in a box.” – Bunnie, 78:19).
• Bunnie befriends a worker who opens up about life and earnings.
• Wild sex museum escapade complete with artistic photography, sculptures, and a literal peeing waterfall (79:00).

11. Paris: Exhaustion, the Eiffel Tower, and a Dreamy Sendoff

• Too tired to fully explore; main highlight is the Eiffel Tower at night—“She is more gorgeous in person than she is online.” – Bunnie (81:17).
• Security explains how pickpockets rule certain photo spots, the crew redirects to a safer vantage.
• Light show tips: “If you're going to see the Eiffel Tower, get there before midnight.” (82:30)

12. Last Hurrahs, Travel Surprises & Reflections

• Fast-food finale—best burger of their lives before flying home.
• Travel chaos: last-minute canceled and rerouted flights, scramble for seats—but it winds up working out, “got to lay down… didn’t move the whole flight.” (86:05)
• Post-trip revelations: Everyone loses weight despite pizza, burgers, and pastries, much to their disbelief (86:17).
  • “Now every morning I've woken up, I'm a pound lighter.” – Bunnie (86:42)
• Last period mishap: Difficulty finding tampons, everyone’s cycle starts early or on the trip—“Tasha couldn’t find tampons in Paris!” (86:54)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• "If you're bigger than 160 pounds, there's no way that you're going to be comfortable in that [Delta One pod]." – Bunnie (06:54)
• "Italian women, love you guys, but you are not nice. You are very aggressive and mean and you guys tell it like it is!" – Bunnie (10:34)
• "So we get to the Airbnb… and it definitely was not how it looked online. But it ended up being a safe space." – (12:03)
• "Everything comes out very slow. They want you to enjoy your time with each other…it’s an experience." – Bunnie (18:24)
• "Just because I can have a drink does not mean that I fell off the wagon and I'm going to be drinking every night again." – Bunnie (34:26)
• "We get up on stage, we're singing Jay's favorite karaoke song, which is Bob Seger…Old Time Rock and Roll." (37:02)
• "He had road rash on his nipple. The next day he goes, feel it. It's still hard." (43:25)
• "Michelangelo was our driver in Rome—he sounded like Michael Bublé and sang to us the whole way." (38:46)
• "He [Jelly Roll] was dead set on going into the Vatican fountain." (41:19)
• "Strasbourg…looked like something out of Beauty and the Beast." (62:13)
• "In Strasbourg, I wake up so fucking sick, dude…I'm gonna croak in France." (65:42)
• "Cologne Cathedral is so beautiful, dude. And it's so gothic. She's a beaut, dude." (72:26)
• "The first night we were there, we saw the German mafia. They rolled up in G-wagons and Lambos…and walked into a secret door." (75:03)
• "Those girls in the Red Light District—beautiful, beautiful. They look like Barbie dolls in a box." (78:19)
• "The Eiffel Tower sparkles every hour on the hour…and at midnight it turns off." (82:07)
• "I am five pounds lighter than when I left…how did we lose weight?!" (86:17)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• First-Class Flight & Rome Arrival: 06:03–09:00
• Airbnb, Culture Shock, No AC: 09:00–12:44
• Jet Lag, Groceries, and Food: 14:03–18:55
• Restaurant & Dining Experience: 16:10–19:45
• Bunnie’s Sobriety Journey & Drinking in Rome: 25:14–34:26
• Karaoke Night, Scholar’s Pub: 30:04–38:00
• Scooter Chaos, Vatican Fountain Story: 38:46–41:19
• Uncle Scott's Fall: 42:12–43:25
• Cathedrals & St. Peter’s Basilica: 50:03–54:51
• Milan: Business Vibe: 58:12–59:48
• Strasbourg & Bunnie’s Illness: 61:46–67:12
• Cologne Cathedral & Mafia Sighting: 72:09–75:17
• Amsterdam Red Light District & Sex Museum: 77:39–79:48
• Paris & Eiffel Tower: 80:40–82:39
• Last Night, Weight Loss Epiphany, and Flight Home: 85:00–87:02

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Final Thoughts

This episode stands out for its wild, full-throttle storytelling, authentic emotional openness, laugh-out-loud moments, cultural curiosity, and unfiltered reflection on travel—and sobriety—in the rockstar lane. The chaos of travel, the beauty of connection, and the lessons of perspective sing throughout. For listeners, this is both an unvarnished guide to traveling through Europe (with friends and on tour) and an intimate look at how Bunnie XO and her coven navigate the messiness, joy, and humor of life abroad.

“We just made so many beautiful memories, and it was just something we’ll take with us for the rest of our lives.” – Bunnie (86:06)

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You're what?

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My two favorite hose hounds. Like that hose hound. What is a hose hound? I don't know. Hose hound.

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Not a good hose hound.

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Let's ask Sunny. Sunny, I love how you always say.

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Words and then you're like, I know what it means.

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I think it's. I think it's a animal of some sort. Oh, well done. Hello, Sunny. Well, hello again.

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Great to hear from you.

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What's a hose hound? Ah, so a hose hound is usually just a playful or kind of jokey term for someone who's really into hoses. Like maybe someone who loves gardening and.

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Is.

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Tinkering with the hose or just.

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Kind of obsessed with their garden gear.

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It's not a super what? It's not an animal? Nope, not an animal at all.

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It's just a kind of silly nickname people might use.

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So.

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No.

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All right, all right. My two hose hounds.

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I did buy a new plant.

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You guys, you love gardening.

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Yeah, I'm a big fan of hose.

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Yep, me too. Yeah, hose down. I always thought it was a. An animal.

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What do you feel like this animal would look like? Yeah, I don't know.

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I Think I probably heard it in like a Disney movie and just, just it stuck with me. Or I think Jim Carrey says it in a movie and I just, you know, my autism.

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Weirdest stuff. Yes. You remember the weirdest things in songs. I know you song for everything is odd.

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Yeah, I love it. We went to Europe, guys.

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We did Europe.

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Yeah, we went to Europe wild. Let's start, let's talk about it. So Mimi did a great job planning. Oh yeah, the trip killed it.

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She's killed.

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She did really, really good planning the trip. Tour manager memes and so we, we get on a flight and I did the first class. Like, what do they call it? Like a pod? I guess it wasn't an Emirates pod, so don't think it's like that fancy. But it was a Delta 1 pod and the first one was amazing. I loved it. I had my own little shelter where I could hide and trucking, you know, granted. Listen, I'm £160 and I was uncomfortable in how small that place was. If you're like.

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Once you close the door, was it.

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Like the, the bed is so narrow that it's impossible? I. If you're bigger than £160, there's no way that you're going to be comfortable in that. Like, I was very uncomfortable and it was a 10 hour flight, so I was just like you. It's almost like you feel like you're in a coffin. And so your feet go in. What happens is it's a seat that's sitting up and then you hit this button and your feet go into this hole. So you're literally completely surrounded. You can't move your legs, you can't spread your legs. You can't do anything. You. You literally just have to sleep.

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Like that's kind of terrifying.

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No, it is. It's very terrifying. But it was way better than having to sit up the entire flight. So I, I'll take it and I'm not complaining. That's first world problems. Whatever. I could have, we could have flown on Jay's jet. But I'm sorry, I'm not doing a 10 hour flight in a private jet. I don't know how he does that. It scares the out of me. Lot of water.

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Lot of water.

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I'm telling you guys, the turbulence that you experience in a private jet is not the same turbulence that you experience in a commercial airline. No, I will fly commercial airline over private jet any chance I get because I am so freaked out by the turbulence that you feel in a jet. We've literally like done like a loop.

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In the air that one time we were coming into la. Oh, hated that. No, hated that.

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And there's nothing you can do. You literally don't know how out of control you are until you have an airplane flinging you around.

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Yeah.

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That's why all these people I'm seeing, like on Tick Tock that are reporting all this crazy turbulence and stuff, I'm like, I get it, I understand. Like, it's the scariest thing you'll ever go through. So we get on this 10 hour flight, we head straight to Rome and let's talk about Rome.

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We should.

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I love.

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We show up to the Airbnb and they don't believe in ac. No.

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Okay. First of all, you skipped the whole thing at the airport.

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Oh. So it's illegal for these cars to pick you up because of how many terrorists attacks they have? Like, we're used to walking off of a jet.

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Yeah.

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Going to a terminal and being picked up.

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Yeah. Again, first world problems. We're not complaining. We're just telling you guys what had happened.

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This was us. Unexpectedly. There's, like small details in Europe that, like, people really don't talk about, I guess.

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Yeah.

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Like, I would have never thought.

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Yeah.

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That you have to walk.

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Yeah.

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Miles.

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Well, it's not literally. It's not just that. Mimi's not even giving you the full picture. Imagine being on a flight for 10 hours, getting no fucking sleep because you're flying through the night of when you would normally be asleep. You're getting off a flight at 6 or 7am in the morning, no sleep, sun beating down in your face. You have at least three or four suitcases with you because you're literally going to tour Europe and you're having to walk two and a half, three miles to get to a car that's picking you up. When I. In the heat. Nobody, nobody has AC out there. You are miserable. It is so miserable. And I'm just like, oh, my God. And we got cussed out. Yeah, that lady was crazy. We got cussed out. The. We were like trying to figure out where we're going and this lady just starts screaming at us to get out of her fucking way.

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And.

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And I'm sorry, Listen, Italian women love you guys, but you guys are not nice, okay? You guys are very aggressive and mean and you guys tell it like it is. Like, I get it. And listen, we're in your country. We deserve it.

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Yeah.

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You know, if you come to Nashville, we're probably going to yell at you, you know, so I get it. It's a fair. It's an even trade. But anyways, so we.

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We.

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We go through all that, and then we get to the Airbnb.

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Wait, everyone also moves way slower. Yeah, we're like this.

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And they're like.

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We're like, get the bags in. Let's go get the cars. And they're like, huh?

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Yeah. They're like, don't you want to breathe in the air? We're like, no, we want a bed. We are tired. So we get to the Airbnb, and it's in a not great part of town, which is crazy because it's only five minutes away from a great part of town.

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Yeah.

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The way that it works out there. So we get. And I know it sounds like all we're doing is complaining, but I promise you, it gets better. So just say, bear with us.

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Well, I found out it's, like, a very artsy type district. That's a great way to put it. It's very artsy.

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But in Italy, everything is closed until night time. Yeah. So we're literally in this city when we pull up, and everything is closed. And I'm like, is it the apocalypse? What is happening?

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Like, no one's on the streets.

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Nobody's on the streets. Nobody's working. Nothing. And they're like, no, it just doesn't open up until late.

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Like, seven o'. Clock.

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Yeah. And we're like, oh, okay. So we go up into this Airbnb, and when we get in there, it definitely was not how it looked online. And. But it ended up being a safe space.

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It was home.

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It was. It was literally home for us. And the man who we rented it from was an absolute doll. And they were so sweet. But, yeah, there was no ac. And I almost had a nervous breakdown because we're going through all of this. We're all hot, we're all tired, and I'm just like, just get us to a fucking hotel. Well, come to find out, my husband's like, baby, even if you move to a hotel, it's still gonna be hot.

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They do ac.

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Like, wall swamp coolers.

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Yeah. So, like, they don't have, like, Central A.C. like, we have. Theirs are, like, by room. And clearly no one had been in this Airbnb recently, so nothing was turned on. So he's like. The guy's trying to tell us in a broken language, like, just give it a second. It will cool down. Just give it a little bit. And we're like, no.

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I'm like, air.

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Now.

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I'm sorry, but I went, my anxiety kicks in when I get overheated. And it just. I was like, I don't talk to us when we're literally about to have a panic attack in the middle of Rome. I was like, oh my God, I just want to go home.

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And.

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And we had just gotten there and I'm like, I'm ready to go home. So anyways, once the AC starts kicking on, we, you know, start getting settled in. We tried to look to go to another hotel, but everything was like booked and it was just. I don't know, it was just crazy trying to get.

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It was gonna be too. Too much. Yeah, it was gonna make that kind.

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Of movement gonna be too much. And then what did we do the first day?

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I forget everyone went and napped. So me, Monica and Jaime were like, we don't want to sleep because we want to get in this European like groove sleep. Yeah. So we took off and everyone napped.

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Which they are eight hours ahead of us. So if it's 9am in Nashville, it's 5pm there. So your day is already almost over.

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Yeah.

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You know, like, I think that was the hardest thing to get adjusted to was 100 time change. It was like so crazy.

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Like you always ended up flip flopping your day.

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Literally. We always went to bed at like.

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5 or 6am yeah. Yeah.

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Every night. And you feel like you're going crazy after like the third or fourth day, you're like, it. I'm just not gonna sleep. And you, you literally get catnaps in.

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Yes. Yeah.

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While you can.

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Absolutely. You.

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There's no. No sleep when if you're not. You don't live in Europe. You're not sleeping?

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No.

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And yeah, it's crazy. Or eating. I literally felt like I ate.

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There was two times. I went 24 hours without food.

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Cuz I feel like you would eat.

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It was like everything was closed. We didn't know how to like get into that schedule. Like, well, Monica, me and Jaime went grocery shopping. Totally different out there. There's not like a Kroger.

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Yeah. So I'm like, I'm thinking like I'm gonna be able to have my meal preps in Europe. And I'm like, okay. Mimi's like, lay down cause you're grumpy. Let me and Momo go to the grocery store. We're gonna get you like, you know, ground chicken and bacon and eggs and you know, just stuff that I get, like our normal staple coffee, even for Tasha. And they came back and I'm like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, they came back with, like, hot dogs and fucking.

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Yeah.

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It was yogurt I've never seen before. They didn't even have honey. Like, it was crazy.

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Yeah. And maybe this was a part of town that we were in. Maybe there's a different part of town we should have gone to, but within the town that we were in or the area we were in, there wasn't just options like that. And, like, Jaime and I were like, in the water section. Just like, water is wild.

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Yeah, the water.

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Five pieces, and it was all sparkly. So then we, like. We're like, let's go. Yeah, we know now. Yeah, we. We finally were like, Google. We were taking pictures and asking chat of every single thing in the store to finally figure out, like, okay, this was. What is it was called? Still or just or naturally. Naturally. Yeah. Yeah, naturally. That's how you found out it wasn't sparkling.

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So after we got some rest and some, you know, we started, like, stirring. We ended up going downstairs to the pizza place. There was one pizza place that was open, and I was like, okay, we're gonna try pizza in Italy. When I tell you this pizza was the best pizza I've ever had in my life. That is when the trip started turning around. I was like, oh, my God, this. The pizza from that one little place.

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She never got any. Slept.

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I also was trying to be healthy.

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And I don't know why I even. No, she missed it out, bro. I wish I would have eaten it.

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Some of the best pizza I've ever had in my life. It was so good. So good. And then we ended up going and exploring. I think it was the next day and.

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No, that night.

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Oh, that night.

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That night we got ready, found our hole in the wall. Yes. We went to the Coliseum. We went to the. Our favorite restaurant.

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Was that all on the same damn.

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Thing to the Trevi Fountain? Yeah, same night. No, we didn't fountain that night.

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I don't know.

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It all runs.

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Yeah, listen, it all runs together. But isn't that where we found our hole in the wall?

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Yeah, that. The night one is when we. And we weren't even supposed to go to that restaurant. I had chosen a restaurant like 2Up, but they were packed.

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And it was one in the morning. Yeah, it was one in the morning in Rome time. So we decided to go out exploring. And first of all, they had. The streets there are crazy. Like, they're all cobblestone.

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Yes.

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And people, they have these restaurants that are just lined on this cobblestone street, and people are just Eating outside, like, it is such a vibe. It is so beautiful. It's almost. It doesn't even seem real. It's just like. It's. It's honestly insane how cool it is out there.

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Yeah.

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I fell in love with Rome and literally left a piece of my heart in Rome because it was just the most beautiful and inviting and welcoming and warm place ever. They don't believe in tipping out there.

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Yeah.

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They won't let you tip them.

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It's almost rude.

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Yeah. When they serve you dinner, you're going to be sitting there for a good two to three hours. Everything comes out very slow. And they want you to enjoy your time with each other and they want you to, like, talk and fellowship.

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It's an experience.

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Yeah, it's an experience. And we. So we went to this restaurant, and when I tell you Mimi got the best fucking lasagna. I want to go back to Rome just to have this lasagna.

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100%.

[A]

They were playing the weekend on the radio. The. The ambiance was beautiful. We were sitting outside, all of us ordered food. I got these vegetables that I ordered. Probably four plates.

[B]

Four plates of it. Yeah.

[A]

Because they were so good. Yes, they were. So.

[B]

That was the best squash I've ever had in my.

[A]

Oh, my God, it was so good. And like, we were all trying each other's food and it was just like. It was really a moment and it was just so. So. I don't know, it was like eye openening and just beautiful. And it was just really getting to experience a different culture. It was amazing. It was such.

[B]

I love how we all ate family style the entire trip. It wasn't just that one, but everyone was like, I want to try this. So you order that and I'll order this. And I just put it on the table. Like it was very family. That's always, like, how I grew up was family style meals. It's like throw everything in the middle. Everyone gets to try it. That's my absolute favorite. Because the lamb at that place, too, was hands down. You remember that lamb. I made everyone try the lamb. That lamb was the best. There was zero gaminess to it. It was just pure. And I think about it often.

[A]

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[B]

That was the craziest thing ever. I never knew that.

[A]

I have no idea. But she got chocolate gelato and she was like, dude, this is the best thing I've ever had in my life. Like, it was so good. And so we ended up going back home. All of us had to take fucking Benadryl to try to like get to sleep. None of us went to bed until like, I think I played on the piano. Hailey sang with me. We posted a clip of that.

[B]

That was great.

[A]

Yeah, it was great. And then we all ended up going to sleep at like 7 or 8 in the morning. And then we would wake up at like 4 or 5. And then that by that time Jay had flown in. Cause we were meeting. The whole point of us being in Europe was because we were meeting Jay out on tour. And you know. Cause he's on tour with Postie right now. And shout out to Postie for letting, you know, having us on this tour. And also welcoming, just being able to be a part of it. And shout out to my husband for, you know, always wanting us with him. So he was finally in town, so I went and saw him at his. Where did we meet up at? I think I saw him at his hotel room, right? And then him and I ended up going to dinner that was right across from the Coliseum. And listen, your girl loves food. Okay? I'm a foodie, but I don't know what happened to bougie roll, but this man will pick out the most expensive restaurant anywhere we go. And I hate it because one, you can't ever pronounce the food. Two, the food that they bring you out is like, yeah, this big. It's a morsel. You don't even get it. Your meal is a morsel. And it's like I don't know. I just don't feel like I fit there. I don't belong there. Like, give me a fucking.

[B]

Take us to the Lasagna alleyway.

[A]

Literally, take me to Lasagna Alleyway any day. But we were with friends, and I get it. You know, Jay's like, whatever. Even Jay was like, this is a little much, you know? He was like, this is crazy. So at the dinner table, and this is where we get into the story of Bunny breaks her sobriety, which, well, we're going to talk about it. So we're sitting there, and my husband doesn't drink anymore either, because he's really been on this journey to lose weight. And, like, I haven't drank since 2018. If I do, which I will tell you guys, like, yes, I've drank on, you know, anniversary. I think it was an anniversary. And then one other time, I can't remember exactly. Oh, is beer with Haley. I drank beer in Vegas with Haley. But that two times that I drank. Is there any other times?

[B]

Yeah, we drank tequila one time. Or no, vodka. One time in Miami together.

[A]

And it was literally a sip she.

[B]

Took, like, literally maybe one beer she took, and then she went, I'm done.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

So, like, it's not like drinking, right?

[A]

It's not like drinking, but we'll get into that. I'm going to talk about that. So anyways, we're sitting at the dinner table, and my husband, he doesn't drink anymore at all. And he just. We're looking at the Coliseum that's right behind us, and we're just like, dude, this is such a vibe. And he's like, baby, vodka, let's drink tonight. And I'm just like, I don't know, you know, Because I'm like, what am I gonna drink? I can't drink vodka because I'm not gonna drink an open bottle from a bar or anything like that. Like, I have to be able to hold on to it. So I was like, you know what? We're in Rome. I'm gonna drink with you. I'll have some wine. So I start drinking Pinot grigio, which is just, you know, wine at the dinner table. Well, my husband is on this extreme health kick, so he chat GPTs. What is, like, the cleanest tequila in Rome to drink? And he figures it out, right? He's, like, sitting there dissecting and typing and, like, I mean, for a good 30 minutes, he's, like, trying to figure out what's not going to disrupt his gut, right? Figures. It out. And he starts ordering it. And.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And he's drinking it. And he threw. And I tried a sip of it, and it was some of the strongest shit I've ever had in my life. And I was like, no, this will put fucking hair on my nipples. I'm not drinking this. I'm going to drink my fucking Pinot Grigio. Well, come to find out. He's like, scott, have a shot. So Scott takes a shot, and Scott goes, this is Brandy. He's like, this is a Tequila. And my husband's face went from smiling to. He was like, oh. Because Jay has such a bad stomach to find out that he was drinking Brandy. He was like, oh, my stomach's gonna be fucked. And he's like, well, I'm already two, three shots in, so I might as well just keep going. He's like, I'm just gonna fucking drink Brandy tonight. And I'm like, oh, God, here we go. So anyways, we finish up dinner. Everybody meets us at the restaurant. And my husband has this thing where. And by then, I had drank, like, I think, one glass of wine. So everybody meets us. My husband brings these scooters on tour with him everywhere he goes. And I've always thought it was crazy. I just never had the urge to get on one. But I was like, you know what? I'm in Rome. I had one glass of wine. I'm gonna try a scooter. If it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't. And so Jay taught me how to ride a scooter right there on the side of the street in Rome. And we started writing these scooters all throughout Rome. And I'm telling you, it was a huge mob of us. Mimi was on one.

[B]

All of us in the car with Michelangelo.

[A]

Haley tried really hard. Haley tried really hard to ride a scooter. And in the end, she ended up, we'll get there. But anyways, so, I mean, imagine this. You're with your entire friends, your entire family, and you're in Rome, and everybody's just having a blast, and we're riding scooters through Rome. Okay, Just look, like we look to the left. The Vatican's there. We, you know, like, we look to.

[B]

The right going through the Coliseum.

[A]

Yeah. Like, I mean, like, it was a fucking video game.

[B]

Yeah. Don't skip what happened at the Vatican.

[A]

Oh, we're gonna get there.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We're gonna get there.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So anyways, in the midst of this, my husband, like the. The. The southerner that he is, finds the nearest hole in the wall bar. And he's like, let's just go in here, babe. And I'm like, babe, I love you. I'm not drinking anymore. Like, I had a glass of wine with you. That's it. And he's like, okay, cool. Whatever. So we go in this bar. Irish pub. It's an Irish pub.

[B]

Always an Irish pub.

[A]

Only Irish pub that is in fucking Rome. Yeah. And we go in this bar, and it's a fucking vibe. I think it was called Scholars. Yes, Scholars in Rome. Shout out to Scholars in Rome. Those two bartenders there were fudgeing. Amazing.

[B]

Amazing.

[A]

So sweet. And I mean, like, they. They were just so sweet. And the cool thing is, is barely anybody knows who we are. Somebody ran up to Jay and was like, teddy Swims.

[B]

And then he sang Ted Swims to prove it was Teddy Swims.

[A]

And he's like, don't tell anybody who I am. I'm Teddy Swims all night. Like, it was so funny, dude. Right? And we're sitting there, and, you know, we're all just hanging out. Just. It's. They're playing music. Whatever. Well, a door opens, and I look, and I was like, is that karaoke? And Jay's like, is that karaoke? And I was like, oh, it's karaoke. And he was like, we're gonna karaoke. And I was like, all right, cool. So he's ordering. My husband is ordering shots for the bar time. He's gonna. He's drinking tequila because the brandy that he was drinking, they couldn't find it anywhere, so he had to switch. And he turns to me and he's like, baby, come on, just one more drink. And I'm like, fine. I'm like, if you can get me my own bottle of Pinot Grigio that I can carry with me and that I can pop the top off of, I'll drink with you. Now, this is where we need to have the discussion of my sobriety. I think a lot of people think that I was an alcoholic in my former life, and that wasn't my drug of choice. My drug of choice was more. No, I'm just kidding. My drug of choice was cocaine and Xanax. That is. Those were my vices, was cocaine and Xanax. Alcohol was just always prevalent because I grew up in Vegas, and alcohol was.

[B]

Like a tool to you.

[A]

Yeah. And I never had a problem with alcohol. I had a severe problem with cocaine and Xanax. I overdosed on Xanax twice, which you guys will read in my book. Cocaine ruined my life. Xanax ruined my life, ruined friendships. I mean, you name it. And I understand that everybody has a. I, I want to try to say this is, you know, as dignified and diplomatic as possible. Everybody has their own idea of what sobriety is and I respect that.

[B]

Everyone's perspective is very different on sobriety.

[A]

Everybody's perspective is different. I was not the type of person who ever had to go to rehab or whoever needed like Alcoholics Anonymous or stuff like that. I got sober because of my health, my mental health, and because I didn't want drugs and I didn't want alcohol in my body anymore, which I dive into this whole sobriety journey in my book and you guys will be able to read about it. So while I want to be sensitive to other people who are in sobriety, please do not ever do anything that I do. Just because I can have a drink does not mean that I fell off the wagon and I'm going to be drinking every night again. Whereas somebody who is really battling that demon could see me drinking and be like, oh, well, if she did it, I did it. And then completely wrecked their entire sobriety. Please don't do that. I am self aware enough to know that I do have a huge platform and that, you know, I do.

[B]

I.

[A]

Do influence people to do certain things and that is not one of them. I don't want you to ever ruin your sobriety because you see me drinking. I understand that with sobriety a lot of people are like, it's black and white. Yes, you, you can, you either are sober or you're not. And 99.9% of the time I am sober. I haven't had cocaine or Xanax even since I cannot even fucking remember 2017. I think when I was going through my suicidal ideation, I tried to get a script of Xanax to see if it would calm me down. And it calmed me down too much because I hadn't had it in my system for so long that it freaked me out. And I couldn't take Xanax anym. So I don't know exactly when the last time was that I had a Xanax. But cocaine for sure have not had since 2017. But I think a lot of people need to realize that my journey is not their journey and all of our journeys are different. Again, I'm going to say just because I will have an occasional drink and let my hair down with my husband. When I say occasional, I mean one every fucking five years. Maybe every moon.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Every blue Moon. And my drinking isn't, like, heavy. It's not like. It's like I'm sipping and, like, you know, I don't let myself get out of.

[B]

You're not, like, taking seven shots?

[A]

Yeah, exactly. No, it's not, like a wild time or anything like that. I posted a video of me holding a bottle of wine because I wanted to be honest. That's why my caption was, I drank y' all because I'm never going to mislead or pretend to be something that I'm not. And a lot of people are like, oh, she only caters to sobriety when it fits her and her husband's narrative. And it's like, first of all, I've been sober since before it was cool. 2017. People were not talking about their sobriety journeys. People were not barely even on the sober wagon. This was when everybody was getting up still, and, like, it was pills and partying and all that. I didn't know anybody that was sober. When I used to tell people that I didn't do pills or. Or cocaine anymore, they were like, what? And then when in 2018, when I stopped drinking, people were like, wait, you don't drink? Like, it was a weird thing. I've never done anything to ever try to manipulate or persuade the masses. That's never been me. I've always just had my own journey, and I've always been honest about it. So saying that much, that is what happened. So my husband gets me this bottle of Pinot Grigio, and I pop the top on it. And if you can see in videos, I'm literally walking around with my. My thumb tightly knit over this bottle of Pinot Grigio. And that was my. I just sipped on it all night long. And that was my, you know, thing. So anyways, we end up going into this karaoke room, and when we go in this karaoke room, it is wild. Full of people singing. I mean, it was such a vibe. And then it happened. We walk in, and this fucking cute little guy that was sitting down looks up at me, and he goes, money? And I was like, yes. Because I was so. Like, I was amazed that he even knew who we were. And he goes, jelly. And I was like, yes. And he's like, oh, my God, you guys are so cool. I love you. And, like, he was so happy we're there. The whole table knew us. And then, of course, you know, it started spreading. But even then, half the people there didn't even know who we are. It was so fun. We get up on stage, we're singing Jay's favorite fucking karaoke song, which is Bob Seger. What is it? Just take those old records off the shelf. Good Time. What is it called?

[B]

Rock and Roll.

[A]

What is it?

[B]

Is it Good Time Rock and Roll?

[A]

No, it's. Oh, my God.

[B]

Time. Rock and Roll.

[A]

Is it old time? Just take that.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

That old time Rock and roll.

[B]

You know, I don't know me either.

[A]

It might be old time Rock and roll. I don't know. Anyways, Bob Seeker song. We were up there.

[B]

We were having a Josh. Adam Myers was up there. He jumped on the bar and that man physically removed him.

[A]

Yeah. No, it was so funny. It was just such a vibe. So we sing, and we, you know, have fun in the karaoke place. And then it starts getting really pad because I think, like, people are learning that we're there and stuff like that. So I made Jay leave because I was like, I love you, but I don't want to turn into a meet and greet. This is our time. Like, let's get on the scooters and roll. So we roll and we. We are, you know, now we're like, just feeling great, and it's perfect outside. And we are. Jay's like, let's go to the Vatican. So we go to the Vatican, right?

[B]

We trust Tony to take us to the Vatican. Within the group, everyone knows you do not listen to Tony.

[A]

No, Never listen to Tony.

[B]

Where do we end up? Some random hill that we had to push our scooters up. You couldn't even ride it in this roundabout.

[A]

And he'll never admit. He'll never admit. When he's a bad tour guide.

[B]

Guards up and he's like, we just gotta go through here. And all of us are like, no.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We're not going through this guarded alleyway, my guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then she goes like, mimi, turn on the gps. And I was like, all right. We were a block away. Like, we weren't even in the right. Yeah. I followed you guys in the car. I was like, this is not bro. These cars pull up and I'm like, oh, my gosh. Who is this? Me and Michelangelo.

[A]

Michelangelo was our driver in Rome. He was the best fucking human ever. When I tell you this man would drive us places and sing to us. Yes. While he was driving. So good. He sounded like Michael Buble.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And he was just so sweet and just. He was just so loving and, like, I don't know. He just was so excited about his wife and kid.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, he was so Accepting of us and, like, just gave us gifts at the end. I know he gave us gifts. I made him autograph this book he gave us. I was like, give me your autograph. Yeah, but he's so sweet. So anyways, we get to the Vatican. We all roll up on our scooters, and I'm gonna post this video after my husband performs at the Vatican, because he goes to meet the Pope this week, and I'm just been sitting on it, but he. We pull up to the Vatican, and he's like, I know you guys know this about my husband because I've posted it numerous times when he is slightly even buzzed, and he sees a body of water, fountain, pond, lake, river, pool. He doesn't care. He is heading straight for it. I don't know when this started. I don't know how it started. I've seen my husband's butt crack climbing out of every sort of body of water every time that he's drunk.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For the past decade. Well, you guys know they have a fountain in front of the Vatican. And he's like, let's go get in the fountain. And I'm like, honey. And there's literally Vatican police sitting right there just waiting for us to do something. And I'm like, no, let's not. And he's like, come on. And, like, we literally have a banter back and forth, and this is all on video, and I'll post it eventually, but we have a banter back and forth. 20 minutes. Yeah. Banter back and forth. I had to talk this man off the ledge about not getting in the fricking Vatican fountain. And finally, I just looked at him, and I said, because he's a Sagittarius, you're not gonna win with him. I looked at him and I just said, and with him, you have to make him think it's his idea. And I just looked at him. I said, get in the pool.

[B]

Just.

[A]

Fine. Go get in it. Do it. Hurry up. They're watching. You know, I was like, just go. Go do it. And you're like, no, I'm not gonna do it. Yeah. Literally 20 minutes of arguing with them. He's like, no, I'm not gonna.

[B]

Security was literally like, hey, guys, Vatican's its own city. They have no laws. They're gonna take you out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Doesn't care who you are. He goes, but I can just go get in the fountain. And he was like, but you can't.

[A]

Yeah. No, he was dead set on going into the fountain. So. And that was our night in Rome.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Oh, did I forget something, Scott?

[B]

Oh, we go. Yeah. We go back to schools over that. We decide to go try to find food. Jay takes off, doesn't listen to the gps, and we end up on a random road. And he's like, back to the pub.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so we all meet up at this, like, statue. And mind you, some of the scooters we have are fully charged on tour with J. Scooters, while the other group, because there's so many of us at this point, are on rental scooters. So we're like, hoping and praying on battery life. Scott's dies and someone's like, here, Scott, you can have this scooter. That is Jelly's, mind you. Not the same speed.

[A]

And for those of you who don't know, Scott is Jay's brother. Uncle Scott we're talking about.

[B]

Uncle Scott decides to gun it. And he whiskey throttles this scooter, Mini scorpions through the cobblestone and just leaves a nipple in Rome.

[A]

It was so loud. I just look over and he goes, okay. So before he decided to face plant in cobblestone, I look over and. And I. I tell you what, it was the slowest fall I've ever seen. For it to be that and just fucking loud. He hit that cobblestone so slow, but so heavy, and then slid like a cartoon character. And all you could hear was. And I thought it was an old man because I can't see in the night without my glasses. I was like. And then I walked up and I was like, scott, are you okay? Like, I felt so bad for him. And he got up. He's like, yep, I'm all right. Just hurt my pride.

[B]

His. That nipple stayed hard for 48 hours straight.

[A]

He had road rash. He had road rash on his nipple.

[B]

Road rash so bad. And the next day he goes, feel it. It's still hard.

[A]

But it was just such a beautiful night.

[B]

We head back to the pub.

[A]

Yep, we went back to the pub, but we didn't stay for long.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

And then we ended up going because we had this huge balcony at Jay Suite and the hotel that. And we just partied on the heads up.

[B]

50 pizzas.

[A]

We ordered pizza. Was 50 pizzas. So good.

[B]

Bologna. Yeah.

[A]

That pizza you ate, that pizza was so good. Monica was so lit, she had to be escorted to her room because she was just like that. She was a idiot. I mean, it was crazy. That's when I decided to start drinking. Yeah. So every moment counts. Instead of making a store run, you can have ice cream, grill, ingredients and party faves delivered wherever you're enjoying as fast as 30 minutes and get back more moments of summer Instacart is more than a grocery technology platform. It's a care company designed to make life easier. It connects you to thousands of stores across the United States, giving you time to focus on what matters most. With just a few taps, you can shop from your favorite stores and have fresh groceries and household essentials ready for pickup or delivered to your door. And as fast as 30 minutes. Instacart helps take care of delivering some of the things you love so that you're free to take care of life. I'll be real if I go to the grocery store, I come home with three things I don't need and forget the one thing I actually went for. Not to mention I get extremely overstimulated in grocery stores. That's why I use Instacart. Their shoppers are like grocery ninjas. Perfect produce, fresh bread. They even text me if something's out so I can swap it. My cart is always filled with waters if you know, you know, fruit and some random sugar free treat that I'm trying to convince myself to try. Instacart saves me time, saves me from checkout lines, and honestly saves me from myself. Instacart brings convenience, quality and ease right to your door so you can focus on what matters most. Download the Instacart app and use Code Bunny V U N N I E 20 to get $20 off your first order of $80 or more. That's code BUNNY20 to get $20 off your 1st order of $80 or more. Offer valid from a limited time. Excludes restaurants. Additional terms apply. You know what doesn't belong in your epic summer plans? Getting burned by your old wireless bill. While you're planning beach trips, barbecues and three day weekends, your wireless bill should be the last thing holding you back. That's why I made the switch to Mint Mobile. With Mint, you can get the coverage and speed you're used to, but for way less money. And for a limited time, Mint mobile is offering three months of unlimited premium wireless service for 15 buckaroos a month. So while your friends are sweating over data, overages and surprise charges, you'll be chilling. Literally and financially. Say bye bye to your overpriced wireless plans, jaw dropping monthly bills and unexpected overages, Mint Mobile is here to rescue you. All plans come with a high speed data and unlimited talk and text delivered on the nation's largest 5G network. Use your own phone with any Mint Mobile plan and bring your phone number along with all your existing contacts. Ditch overpriced Wireless and get three months of unlimited service from Mint Mobile for 15 buckaroonies a month. Listen, I don't gatekeep money hacks. I use Mint Mobile and you should too. My old provider, highway robbery Mint gives me the same crystal clear service, Full bars and speedy data for a fraction of the price I'm saving enough every month to put towards things I actually enjoy this year. Skip breaking a sweat and breaking the bank. Get this new customer offer and your three month unlimited wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month at mint mobile.com. bunny that's mint mobile.com bu n n I e upfront payment of $45 required equivalent to $15 a month limited time. New customers offer for first three months only. Speeds may slow above 35 gigabytes on unlimited plans, taxes and fees. Extra cement. Mobile for details. Yeah, I don't know.

[B]

Starts drinking then. But then whoever Donna, who this was may have been Ron orders like six more bottles of champagne.

[A]

Yeah. Which I don't know how you guys drink Champagne.

[B]

We had 50 pizzas and six bottles of champagne playing heads up. And then all of a sudden you could just tell Jay was kind of done.

[A]

Yep, I left. I went and got in the shower. I was like, you guys, I'm going to bed.

[B]

You literally Irish goodbye to everyone. You said, it's my favorite bye. Yeah, not even that. And then all of a sudden you could tell Jay was. He comes out and he starts organizing the pizza. And I look over and I was like, guys, time to go. Time to go.

[A]

No, that man hasn't cleaned up anything ever in his fucking life. And it was so funny because he came inside and I was like, did you tell everybody they had to go? Why did everybody leave? And he goes, yeah, I told him. I was like, whatever. I told you guys. I said to Jay, go out there and tell you guys to go. No, he's like, the way he said.

[B]

It was, you guys want to take this food home? He said it.

[A]

That is my passive aggressive take. All this. Yeah, dude.

[B]

He gave us like seven pizzas each. And then like, we were just grabbing bottles. Everyone walked out, like two champagne bottles. We went back to the house. Oh, we drank it all.

[A]

Oh my gosh.

[B]

Until 6 o' clock in the morning. We ate pizza and drink. But I was not hungover the next day.

[A]

No, I mean, I didn't drink enough to be hungover, but like, it was literally like, I don't Know their alcohol out there is different.

[B]

It was very. I drink more then than I have in like a year. Yeah.

[A]

I didn't have. I didn't feel like mentally up or anything like that the next day. And then the next day we were leaving, right?

[B]

Oh, yeah. We decided to drink the night before. We all have to leave.

[A]

Yeah. And so we were supposed to wake up to do a tour of the Vatican.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And we were just like that. Because it was like a four hour tour.

[B]

Didn't know that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When we got, like, the menu, five hour tour. How long is it going to be? And I said, it says four to five hours.

[A]

Because we had done a tour at the Coliseum, which was beautiful. That was amazing. Amazing. Oh, my God. But it was about a two and a half hour long.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Two hours.

[B]

We were just doing the Coliseum.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Why'd they take us through town?

[A]

Yeah, they.

[B]

Caesar died.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I loved it. I learned to ask how long the tour was. And when I found out that it was four or five hours, I was like, let's just go to Saint Peters.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right. So I'm like, we'll just be able to walk in. Yeah.

[B]

We're just gonna stroll in there.

[A]

We'll just show up. Right.

[B]

Little drive by.

[A]

So Michelangelo takes us before the airport, and which is why we're in sweats. A lot of people were like, how could you go to the church dressed like that? And first of all, we didn't plan on going to the church. We didn't plan on doing anything. We thought it was straight to the airport.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I was like, we're in Rome. We have to go see the St. Peter's right. So we get there and there is a line that I. I have. We were there the night before. Nobody was there the next day. We weren't getting in there. It was closed off. They said after a certain amount of people go in, like, it would be cut off. I don't know how we met Rocco from India.

[B]

Rocco met us?

[A]

Yeah, Rocco met us. He walked up and he's like.

[B]

He knew.

[A]

He's like, hey, you guys want to get in? And I was like, no.

[B]

Because, mind you, we had. We were on the phone calling every resource we had to say, can you get us into here? Yeah, somehow. And everyone said, no.

[A]

Yeah. And Rocco was like, I can get you in. And I'm like, get away. Like, I don't trust you. And I even told him. I was like, dude, you're probably a scammer. I was like, go away. You know, and he's like, okay. And then he comes back, and he's like, I could still get you guys in. Like, he just. His disposition was so sweet. And finally I was like, you know what? What do we have to fudgeing lose? I was like, how much is it? And I don't think it was even. It's like, 25 bucks. Yeah, it was, like, 25 bucks a person. Gay Ash tours. G Y A S H. Gash tours.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I think Gash tours in Rome. 25 bucks a person. They do not let you tip at all, which is crazy.

[B]

Yeah. We asked, and he said no.

[A]

Yeah. Like, they're not allowed to accept tips for some reason. And I was just like, all right.

[B]

Rocco, do your thing.

[A]

And we videoed it. So we made. We put it on. I told him. I was like, if you get us in, I'll promote you on my TikTok. And we did, and it got, like, a million views. And I'm so happy. I really hope that that helped Rocco out. But he literally got us right in, like I said he would.

[B]

Why? You kept turning around. You're like, it's working.

[A]

Yeah. You know, from America, they will run a scam on you. Like, no. But Rocco was so sweet, and he walked us all the way up to the door, and we got to walk through the Holy Door. The Holy door, which. I haven't even posted that yet. We have so much content.

[B]

I made one vlog. It's overwhelming. Yeah.

[A]

It's so much content that it's like I have to dissect it and just piece it out because it's just so much. But we went into St. Peter's and we've seen a lot of cathedrals on this trip.

[B]

A lot. The first one in Rome was honestly one of my favorites. Yeah?

[A]

Yeah. Which one? The first one, just the colors of it.

[B]

That's when the statue, like, came out. We didn't even talk about that.

[A]

Which one was it?

[B]

The thing, like, dropped, and the statue was there, and then it, like, glowed.

[A]

Was that the one that we saw on the street corner or something like that or. Yeah, you found it because you said it glows. Yeah.

[B]

That it was a light show.

[A]

Was that in Rome?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I forget what. What church that was. Yeah, look it up. So we. So also, while we were in Rome, we went and looked at a bunch of cathedrals. I can't even believe we glossed over that. But, you know, we're obsessed with Gothic architecture, so Mimi loves it. I love it. Haley loves it.

[B]

It.

[A]

Jaime loves it. We just love. I don't know, something about being in those Gothic churches just like ignites my soul on fire. And we went and saw so much beautiful architecture. And they have this light show that happens in between 5:30 and 6:30 every night.

[B]

Because we got there, we were like, it's not happening.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they have us on Chad GBG trying to figure out why. Okay. So it's considered. It's called the Church of God, but it's like Pisa del something. Yeah, yeah, we'll put it in here.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, we'll put it in here for you guys. If you guys ever get to Rome, please go see that. And then we were just walking. I think we were shopping that day. And there was a cathedral or church on the street corner. And I'm like, let's just go in here and look. Went in there and looked. It was so beautiful.

[B]

Beautiful.

[A]

So we go into St. Peter's Rocco gets us into St. Peter's and we walk in there. And it was kind of like. And I don't mean to be disrespectful when I say this, but it was very lackluster.

[B]

It was grand is the best way. Like, it was big, but not architecturally.

[A]

There was nothing beautiful about.

[B]

Except the altar part in the middle.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they had some domes with a lot of people.

[A]

It wasn't like a traditional cathedral.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It was almost like. I don't know.

[B]

It didn't have that. Like, it's kind of museumy.

[A]

It didn't fly feel good either.

[B]

That was really. It didn't feel like a church museum.

[A]

Yeah, it felt like a museum. Yeah, it didn't feel good. It just wasn't a vibe. Mimi and I even got into a little argument there. Like, it was not even a vibe at all. Which is so crazy because they have this door that you're supposed to walk that they only have opened every 25 years.

[B]

It's going to close soon or something like that, and it won't open back up again.

[A]

Yeah. It was my least favorite church on this entire trip.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. There was nothing that I felt. That I felt with all the other ones. You can look at my camera roll. 50,000 videos of it. This one I was just kind of.

[A]

Like, okay, yeah, it wasn't a vibe. There's too many people in there. And the way they were shuffling people in and out just felt so we.

[B]

Kept losing each other. It was a maze. It was like. It was like, you only can go left here. Right here. There's a one way street over Here. And it was like. It didn't feel welcoming. That's a really good way to put it. It didn't feel like. It was like, come experience this versus the other church was like, you would walk in and everyone's quiet.

[A]

I got chills in the other ones. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And they. They just felt so welcoming. I was like, please come have a seat. This one was like glass chairs.

[A]

Yeah, it was.

[B]

It was very different than anything else.

[A]

Yep. So then after that, we have to say goodbye to Michelangelo. And we were so sad because we just loved him to pieces. He dropped us off at the airport.

[B]

Saying to us, all the way to the airport.

[A]

Know, we drops us off at the airport. And then from there, Jay had to go to Switzerland. Right.

[B]

Or where did.

[A]

And then we went to Milan. He went. Oh, yeah, that's right. He went to Milan. And then we went to Where? Oh, we went to Milan.

[B]

Yeah, we met him in Milan.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Should we look at the note and.

[B]

See if we missed anything?

[A]

Yeah. You guys, we're an hour in on this podcast, and we haven't even gotten halfway through our trip.

[B]

We're in Rome still.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Groceries. Yeah. That was. Oh. Covering knees and shoulders in churches.

[A]

Yeah. So when you do go to these churches and you go to visit these churches, make sure that your knees and chests are covered. But there was a lot of people whose shoulders were exposed.

[B]

I feel like that was a very personal choice.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Even though there was signs a lot of people were exposed.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And they weren't enforcing it.

[B]

No.

[A]

Either.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

So I don't think it's disrespectful. I think as long as you're modestly covered, if you're wearing a tank top and, like, something, you know. Of course, some of us, like, you know, Mo had her stomach showing and stuff like that, so we needed to cover her up before we went in there. But, you know, I wore a fully covered sweatsuit in. In there.

[B]

Also, want to talk about the fact that, like, we got there and I thought we had prepared so well for Europe. We all sent each other, like, plugs to buy and, like, all this kind of stuff.

[A]

Yeah. Let's talk about the plugs we ordered. I hate the plugs. They change in every city you go to.

[B]

Yes. Like, we had. And then, like, with the AC situation, we ordered six fans, guys.

[A]

Oh, yeah. It's a must to have a traveling fan. If you're in Europe, they will save your life, and you will be so thankful you have one.

[B]

So. So Thankful. With the fans and, like, the water bottles and the lids.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Guys, I hate it. Lids don't come.

[A]

See, I'm ocd and I like to always have my lids on. So to me, it was a heaven scent.

[B]

Felt like I was constantly getting teabagged. I was literally.

[A]

Yeah. Well, I learned a trick with them. So when you open them up, you have to twist it down. No, you have to bend them all the way back and they stay down.

[B]

What?

[A]

Yeah. Instead of being like, I finally figured it out and then it stays down. Yeah. Well, I just yanked that off. Yeah. I didn't mind him, but that's my contamination ocd. So I was.

[B]

You were so happy. The lid was right there the whole time. You didn't get sit down on anything. But even, like. So we have, like, tools we need to use. You know, I still do hair and you do makeup, so you have to have certain lights and I have to have certain tools. And we bought these, like, converters. And my converters worked great in Rome, guys. Worked great in Milan. Yeah. They don't work all over the place.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Constantly changing. Hated that.

[A]

Yeah. It was crazy. So I didn't love Milan. Milan was a completely different vibe than the people.

[B]

Like, I was in, like, New York.

[A]

Yeah. It's very businessy. It's very, like, just. It what? Like, Rome is like, the country and then Milan is like the city.

[B]

Yeah. And they said that's like, where all, like, the infrastructure is like all the industry. They said that's. Milan is industry. So it's like where the headquarters are. While Rome preserved a lot of history.

[A]

But we ate breakfast at this little nook in Milan.

[B]

Loved that.

[A]

And it was the best eggs I've ever had my life.

[B]

So good, guys.

[A]

I don't even eat scrambled eggs and.

[B]

Huh.

[A]

Where were you?

[B]

They were getting ready.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, you were getting ready. But we ate this breakfast and it was so amazing. And then we even did a little grocery shopping for the bus, because we finally were getting our bus, thank God, that night. And we went to, like, this little grocery store and it was all vegan and, like, loved. It was really cool. It was like. It was a vibe.

[B]

Talk about the fact we can't find anything ever in the grocery store. She was like, honey. And so I'm like, over there. And I'm like, I don't know what any of this means. So I just like, sit there and.

[A]

Scan Was our best friend while we were.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I had to decipher which waters to drink. I had to take pictures of it. And send it to chat. Gbt. Yes. Yeah. So we were only in Milan for less than 24 hours. We had a show. Yeah. Daddy played festival and Milan was lit. Everybody loved.

[B]

But it was rainy the whole time.

[A]

Yep, it was rainy.

[B]

It was a Drury.

[A]

Very dreary. But that night, we got our. On our European tour bus. Which European tour buses? You guys? If you follow me on social media, you've seen the tour below. American tour buses out of the water. I've never been so comfortable and slept so good on a bus than I did our European bus.

[B]

They do it right.

[A]

They do it right, baby.

[B]

They literally. I was like, how does that fit in a lane, though?

[A]

Because it's three. Because it's three. Well, it's tall. It's not wide.

[B]

I still can't. My head can't wrap around the fact that, like, there's like couches and chairs and I can still walk, but, like. But I'm smushing. I can reach the other side and I'm in a lane.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Crazy. My brain doesn't understand that. But that literally was so well thought out. It had a. It had its own suite for just the driver.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

It was technically three stories crazy. It's like a trial. Had a lounge upstairs next to the bunks.

[A]

The bunks were like room double.

[B]

Yes. Than what they are in America. Even bear fully. Like, he fit in it. That was the craziest thing. He couldn't walk in it. Their heads so many times. I even got it a couple times. I got my forehead in this, like, emergency exit. And I mean, I about knocked myself out. I saw Tweety Bird. It was bad guys.

[A]

So we get on the bus and then this is when we kind of part ways with daddy for a minute. We. We decided to go to this city called Strasbourg. Stroganoff, France, is where we went.

[B]

Stroganoff, France.

[A]

And France, it's. It's Strasbourg. But I could not for the life of me remember the name of this place. And let me tell you what happened to me when I got to Strasbourg, France. We get there the first night, the first day. I feel like I'm coming down with something.

[B]

It was like when you got on the bus.

[A]

Yeah. And you just thought immediately.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. You really thought. You text all of us and was like, not feeling great, but like, you didn't know if it could. Been allergies, travel.

[A]

I wasn't sure if it was like the air on the bus. I didn't know what it was. So anyways, we get there. I I feel like I'm getting bronchitis, but I'm just like, you know what? I'm just gonna roll with it. We wake up that day, this place, this town looked like something out of Beauty and the Beast.

[B]

It's my new favorite town.

[A]

It was.

[B]

I want to go back.

[A]

So I want to go back.

[B]

During Christmas. Yes.

[A]

Yeah, during Christmas, I think would be.

[B]

Awesome to take them there.

[A]

Yeah, definitely. Super cute. The food again, amazing.

[B]

Incredible fun fact about this town. It is in France, but it's on the border of Germany. So it's like you took the two cultures and made one town out of it.

[A]

It's definitely very France, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because after staying in Germany for three days. Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Like, but then we found out the reason it's so well preserved is because Hitler didn't want to bomb it because it was part of Germany, like the border right on the board. That's why it was so beautiful, is because nothing was brand new in it. It was literally like a time capsule of what it was.

[A]

And we had picked this city because there is a cathedral there that's one of the tallest cathedrals right in the world, and it lights up at night. So we. That was like, the whole reason we were going there. My husband's like, you're leaving me for a cathedral? I'm like, yes. Yes, I am.

[B]

Well, when we compared.

[A]

Yeah, we.

[B]

The other options, you and I both were like, this town's way better.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. So, anyways, we get there, we are shopping. We're just having a blast. I mean, we got in 10,000 steps easy that day. We tried. We did a pastry mukbang, which I hadn't had. Sugar. And again, I fell off the wagon with the sugar. I. You know, I was in Paris, or not Paris. I was in France. So of course I'm going to, you know, try these pastries, which. They were phenomenal. They were all really good.

[B]

The donut place we stopped at.

[A]

Phenomenal donut place.

[B]

Everything. Even the French onion soup.

[A]

The funniest thing, though, was we had woken up at, like, three in the afternoon, and we're browsing the streets because we're so hungry, and we're like, where's the breakfast place? And we meet this sweet, sweet man who's working, and I go, do you know where we can find breakfast? And he goes, do you know what time it is? It's 3pm he said, It's 3pm Yeah, 3pm we were like, I love him.

[B]

Yeah, I love him.

[A]

And I've learned in Europe when they say it's around the corner, it's an hour away.

[B]

Always a 15 minute walk.

[A]

Oh, more.

[B]

Why are we walking so wild? That was you guys. It if someone told you, hey, by the way, seven minute walk. Plan to walk for 20 minutes?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Hands down. We all got our steps in for sure. That was crazy. But we ended up at the cutest restaurant.

[A]

Yeah, we loved it.

[B]

That restaurant. And whatever, whatever. That freaking pork knuckle I had. Incredible.

[A]

Yeah, the food was just so good. Not healthy, but so good. And we'll get to that. Whenever I tell you about when we got home. So we're in France, we're having a blast. We do the pastry thing, we go to sleep, we wake up. I wake up at three o' clock in the morning shivering. I'm talking like, I had to breathe heat into my covers because I was so fucking cold. And I'm like, I know I have a fever, but I just literally forced myself to go back to sleep. Took some magnesium, woke up, I was so hot. My aura ring registered as like 4 degrees higher. My body temperature was 4 degrees higher. I had 102 degree fever. I was fucking so sick that I was just like, oh my God, this is my biggest fear.

[B]

You literally talked about that. Yes.

[A]

I was like. Before we left, I was like, I just pray I do not get sick in another country. And when I tell you I can count on my hand how many times I've had a fever as an adult. Count on one fucking hand how many times I've had a fever. I never get fevers. And I wake up so fucking sick, dude. And you know, bless Monica's heart, she was such a fucking help, dude. She went and got.

[B]

She jumped into action.

[A]

She did. She went and got me fudgeing soup. She went and got me fudgeing powerades. She got me. Mimi hooked it up to where we could get like a televised. A tele.

[B]

Dr.

[A]

Doctor.

[B]

Of course it's the weekend, you can't. And the guy was like, don't go to our clinics.

[A]

Yeah. He was like, it's gonna be a five hour wait. And I didn't have the energy. There was. I was like, this is it. I'm gonna fucking croak in France. Like, I'm so sick. And so we ended up getting medication and I was scared to take it because I'm just like, I'm in another country. And their. Their Z packs don't look like our Z packs. No, I love their Z packs. I now would like to figure out how I can get more of their Z packs. So if I ever get sick again.

[B]

You had some type of sickness, but you had some type of sickness. Like you guys all had a sickness, but that was like slightly different from one another.

[A]

Oh, and I got the end of the show.

[B]

You got the worst of it.

[A]

I always do. That always happens to me on tour. Haley will get kind of sick and then I get laid out. Dude. Yes, Like a thousand percent.

[B]

And Jaime always seems like it's just a really bad allergy.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Mine was just like a stuffy nose and a sore throat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you're over here, like fever, chills.

[A]

So bad.

[B]

She was. She was like sweating profusely. Victorian child. Yes.

[A]

Yeah, it was bad. So the. Everybody was so sweet. And the crew, they were just like, hey, go back to sleep. Because we were supposed to hop on the bus and head to at Cologne. Cologne to go see the next cathedral. And because Jay had a show there too. But they were like, just lay down, get some sleep. So I ended up sleeping from like 11 till 4 or 5 and I woke up feeling like a brand new person.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

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[B]

We let's not skip over the. Get no spray.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we get the prescriptions.

[B]

Okay, guys, it wasn't just like a prescription where it's this little bag or envelope thing. It was a satchel of medicine, these things.

[A]

They gave me like, parasitol or something like that, which is Tylenol out there, which I still haven't taken. I'm scared.

[B]

Guy said, we take it for anything that hurts.

[A]

Yeah, he said, and it works. And then they gave me a Z pack. They gave me a nose stuff, throat spray, everything. Like, everything.

[B]

So you're opening the stuff, and Haley's in there, and you're like, here, take this. You're just kind of throwing stuff at her. And she goes, well, I need my nasal stuff. And you said, yeah, it's right there. That's your nasal. Had a weird long tube on it. I was like, all right. Did I just turn it and put it up? I was, all right. Goes in the other room, goes to.

[A]

The bathroom, and all you hear is, oh. And we're like, what happened? And she's like, like, I just got punched in my nose.

[B]

I feel like I've been shot.

[A]

Literally, like, my brain.

[B]

My brain, bro. She stuck this nozzle, it looks like a freaking, like, fire extinguisher up her nose and just, boom, shot to the brain. Did the other one.

[A]

Did it make your nose numb? Because that's what throws.

[B]

Kind of blacked out.

[A]

She said, second.

[B]

Is it working? And she goes, I think. And she has a napkin literally pouring out of face.

[A]

Come to find out, it's throat spray.

[B]

We get back to the other bag that she was supposed to take, and Momo goes, hey, Haley, here's your nasal spray. She goes, excuse me? I said, what was that? We look it up. She goes, that was the throat spray.

[A]

Yeah. Because everything's in their language, so you can't read it. You have to, like, guess what everything is.

[B]

You know, we didn't even translate, guys. We just straight went for it.

[A]

Yeah. So we get to Germany, we go to Cologne, and we get to see the mother. The mother of all Cathedral.

[B]

We didn't even wait. We just literally jumped on scooters.

[A]

Well, if you looked up from our hotel, it was right there, so we kind of couldn't miss it, you know, we were just like, you know what? Let's hop on scooters and go. And it was the most majestic thing I've ever seen. Cologne Cathedral is so beautiful, dude.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Like, and it's so gothic. It's so goth. Like, she's a beaut, dude. And the inside, beautiful, but it's different from each side. Yeah.

[B]

Yes. Like, remember, we went to the other side of it and we were like, hold on. Didn't know this was here.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It was, like, way bigger. But this one also was, like, very much like in the middle of a city. So there's, like a. Literally a highway running beside it, and we're, like, trying to get to each.

[A]

Side, and there's a McDonald's literally right across the street from it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And by the way, guys, we tried McDonald's in Germany. There is no difference in McDonald's than their chicken nuggets.

[B]

Tasted real.

[A]

I. Other than that, though, still going to make you feel like, no difference of McDonald's in the US and McDonald's and like, another country.

[B]

When we were leaving Strasburg, we had eight just local foods the entire time until we were in France. And all of us were like, hey, there's a five guys. So we went for the five guys. You were still sick, but we were like, okay, let's get it right before we get on the bus. Yeah, you guys, we got on the bus straight knocked out. That was the hardest sleep that all of us have ever taken between Strasbourg and Cologne. It knocked you for a loop. And we were not prepared because we.

[A]

Had ate so clean.

[B]

Clean up until that point. And then we did the McDonald's and. And same thing. All of us were like, oh, I felt so skinny up until we got to Germany.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I was like, I am coming back 20 pounds heavier.

[A]

Yeah. I for sure thought I gained fucking 15 pounds.

[B]

Same, same. Same thing. But we tried all their sausage. Wasn't a fan. Of the sauces.

[A]

Yeah. All the chive sauce was fire with the chicken nuggets. I will say, though, Germany fudgeing had fire sushi. Who would have thought?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What was that?

[B]

Because again, we fell into the thing.

[A]

That was great.

[B]

That was. We couldn't find anywhere that served food later in this time frame. Oh, and they're shopping top tier.

[A]

I don't know about that.

[B]

I loved it. I went crazy. We. That was crazy. We ended up. Well, I think you were still back at the hotel. We went walking because I needed shoes.

[A]

Yeah. I was thinking of. Did have all those places.

[B]

Beautiful. Why are Germans.

[A]

Why are they so hot? Yeah, they're all.

[B]

They all look like they stepped off of a Runway. Like, they're wearing, like, pantsuits to just walk around. Like, me and Jaime clocked every fine.

[A]

Person Alone was like a young, hip town.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There was lots of bars, lots of young people. Like, it was just a vibe.

[B]

Are you sure? We saw the mob.

[A]

Yeah. The first night we were there, we saw the German mafia.

[B]

That was crazy.

[A]

They rolled up in, like, G wagons.

[B]

And, like, Lambos and. And they walked into the. This secret door. Yeah, yeah, we all went.

[A]

We were all intrigued. I was like, daddy.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Definitely intrigued. So daddy played a show out there, and then we headed to.

[B]

Loved that show, by the way.

[A]

Yeah, it was a great show. That was.

[B]

It felt. Jelly roll. 2021.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

No, no, 2019. Sorry.

[A]

Definitely brought us back to the smaller venues, which we're so just thankful to even be in Europe. Like, you know, it's. It's. We learned during this trip that there's a such thing as being, like, known in America, and there's such thing as being known internationally, and that's when it's a completely different ball game. When people know you internationally and people don't know us internationally. And I think it's really cool that we're having to fight to, you know, get our names out. Yeah, yeah, it's. It's like we're on the grind again. It's like 2016. And. Yeah, I love that, and so does my husband. My husband loves the fact that he walks out there every night and has to win people over.

[B]

And it was so good, though. Those shows. I loved it. Were so solid. And the people. I'm obsessed with them. Yeah, I think that was great. We met some really cool people there, too. Like, people who traveled specifically there. Someone from, like, your hometown.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, places that I've eaten as a child. Like.

[A]

Like, Shout out there.

[B]

Brad's Restaurant. In Pismo, California. I met their family. Like, that, to me, was just. They were like, that's our family restaurant. I'm like, what do you mean? I spent my sweet 16 in Pismo. Like, that is so, so cool. We were able to, like, vibe, and they had just met Jay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So, like, we were all. It was just such a cool experience.

[A]

Yeah, it was really awesome. So we leave cologne and then we head to where Paris was. Paris next.

[B]

Amsterdam. Oh, Amsterdam.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

We decide during dinner. That's not veer.

[A]

Let's talk.

[B]

We planned this trip. So, like, I have things planned by the. By the hour. Right. I. And she's sitting at dinner with Cody, and Cody's talking about Amsterdam and house. He's so excited. And bunny goes, can we go to Amsterdam? And I was like, yeah, let me make some phone calls, bro. Within what, an hour? Yeah, we had the entire trip. Yeah.

[A]

Yep. So we headed to Amsterdam, and boy, it was a good time. We weren't there for more than it was.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. We were there for a day, but we got to walk the red light district. And when I tell you those girls. Day shift. Beautiful, Beautiful. A tiny. Sweats dogs out. Yeah. I mean, they're just gorgeous and crazy.

[B]

How beautiful they are. Thought it was closed at first because I think we went down the wrong way or something. Like, we got a little lost.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And, like, the windows were empty and everything was closed until we turned that corner and she was just standing there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So hot. My girlfriend did not realize that they just stood in windows.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's wild.

[A]

To me, they look like Barbie dolls. They literally look like Barbie dolls in a box. And just like.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. But no, these women were so gorgeous. And, you know, I know it's. It's a touchy subject to touch on. And me being in sex work, I think I look at things a lot differently. But, you know, some people get offended, and they're like, that's somebody's daughter and that's somebody's. You know. But I actually ended up befriending one of the girls, and she's a mom, and she wants to be there, and that's what she does. And she told me she makes, like, her 2,000 to 3,000 a day there. And, like, you know, like, she wanted to be there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she's just beautiful girl. I think her name was. What was it, Cassandra or something like that. Yeah. Gorgeous brunette.

[B]

And we went to a museum.

[A]

We went to a museum. That was wild. That was.

[B]

The museum was wild.

[A]

It was waterfall. Yeah. It was Like a sex museum where, like, Jay, look up. Yeah. Oh, it was a sex museum. And, like, in one part of the museum, you can hear, like, water trickling. And you look up and it's this lady with her legs spread peeing on you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It was a waterfall. I was like, this is wild. But they had, like, this crazy.

[B]

The art in there, though. Yeah, fantastic. The art was crazy. Some. Some of the photography I was, like, obsessed with because it was so beautifully done. And then there was like, little sculptures.

[A]

Yeah, a lot of sculptures everywhere.

[B]

There's not also little. She. She goes and sits in this throne, right. I take a picture and she didn't realize there was a seven foot penis next to her. I had no clue that was there. I just thought I was sitting in a little chair.

[A]

It was good. Amsterdam was a vibe. Daddy, pancakes.

[B]

Pancakes ever in the red light district. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. The best breakfast in the red light district. Those eggs were so good. So good. The bacon was weird. Jesus me. Jesus. Is that the bacon was a little weird, though. The bacon did get a little weird.

[B]

It was a different cut of pork.

[A]

It was very stringy.

[B]

Yeah. In America, like, we do, like, the little fat side to it. They do it much different.

[A]

Yeah. I. I swear it was turkey bacon.

[B]

You did. You were like, it's turkey bacon. Jaime was like, that's real.

[A]

Jaime is a bacon connoisseur.

[B]

That was real bacon.

[A]

So we move on from Amsterdam and then where do we go?

[B]

We did the show in Amsterdam, which was really, really awesome. I loved that show. And then we left there that night for Paris.

[A]

Yep. And then we woke up in Paris. And honestly, we did not get to explore Paris the way we wanted to because by that time we were so, so tired.

[B]

This was our last 24 hours.

[A]

Was our last 24 hours. We had done something every day, been through the plague. I mean, like, it was like we were tired, so we. We slept in and then we just got ready for the Paris show and we got to watch Posty and daddy sing and. And then after that, we ended up going to the Eiffel Tower and she is more gorgeous in person than she is online.

[B]

A thousand percent.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There were many things I didn't expect to be better than what you. You expect better than you expect.

[A]

Yes. And we have the perfect place to take pictures. Yes.

[B]

We had even sent security and Jaime ahead of time to take pictures in this spot that online said was this amazing spot. And then security was like, I will absolutely not allow you to go there. Apparently there's big, like, mobs of pickpockets. We had a few come out to us that were a little bit sketch. Yeah. Yeah. And so I guess in that specific area, they hire, like, big mass groups, so it doesn't matter if even if you had security, it was like, that was not the place to go. So our security was like, actually, I take a lot of my people to this one particular spot. And when I say that worked out so well. Yeah, it was incredible.

[A]

It was so much fun. And what's cool is. Okay, so the. It sparkles. The Eiffel Tower sparkles every hour on the hour, and then the. And it lights up. It'll be gold and, like, diamond. Like, it lights up, and then the very last one is at 12 and it goes completely black. And then it lights up and does, like, the whole time.

[B]

Sparkles and then turns off.

[A]

And then turns off.

[B]

Yeah. Didn't know it turned off.

[A]

Yeah. So if you're going to see the Eiffel Tower, get there before midnight.

[B]

Yeah. That was crazy because I was like, oh, we still have more time for content. And everyone was like, it's not turning back on.

[A]

Yeah, it was done.

[B]

That's when I was taking my photos.

[A]

Yeah, but we all got sparkle photos. Yeah.

[B]

Like, we showed up. That timeline worked so well. We got there before, made our videos, took our pictures, all that kind of stuff. And then, like, the boy showed up, and we got their pictures, and then it turned off. Is that the night that Jaime ate my shrimp?

[A]

Yes, that was before I thought, yeah.

[B]

Well, one night, I may ate my shrimp.

[A]

Everyone know that she hasn't let it go. Sorry about that.

[B]

I won't.

[A]

Yeah. But then after that, we headed home. And, you know, it got the best burger of our life. Yeah. Okay. So that night, after the Eiffel Tower, we were like, let's have one last hurrah. And they had this fast food restaurant that looked like McDonald's but was like Burger King had. I love that place. But it was better. We. The food was phenomenal, Incredible, guys. Incredible. Incredible. And I'm like, bro, I know I'm gonna be fat when I get home. Like, this scale is definitely gonna be tipping over. We get home, we fly home. All of us are like, good night. Love you. Go our separate ways. We all start texting each other in the morning. One person lost five pounds. Another person lost how much?

[B]

We didn't talk about the fact that three hours before we leave, we get a text that all of our flights are canceled.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. How could I forget that?

[B]

I. Well, I Was like, I'm just not gonna sleep. I was trying to work, and the Internet goes out on the bus. And I'm like, no, because, like, I'm not gonna have Internet on the plane or at the airport. So I'm, like, doing everything I can. And so I'm like, you know what? I'm just not gonna sleep. I'll be able to sleep on the plane. And at 5 o' clock in the morning, we're supposed to leave at 8, 5am My phone lights up. All of our flights have been canceled. And when I tell you it was like, the most perfect flight because I had all of us arranged with our partners. We have flying partners, by the way, with our partners. We had the window seat, like, she likes. That's not in the front row. That's in the pod that you had when we went and we were in our little hole, and I had. I had everything so perfect, and it cancels. And then all of a sudden says, but don't worry, we've rebooked you. Turns out, not on the same flight.

[A]

Yep. And all of our seats got moved. It was just crazy. So by then, we were just ready to get the home. But it was good because the. The second plane was so empty.

[B]

We all, like, had our own, like, oh, it ended up working out amazingly. It said the flight was sold out. And so I was, like, readjusting who sits next to who and, like, how we can accommodate for the most amount of room because there was no room. Extended seating for the boys.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you get on there, and it's not the pod. It's like, just an open air. Apparently it was Air France, not Delta, and it changed everything. But Bear goes up because he was like, me and Bear are literally like this in our seat. And I was like, I. We're about to sit like this for 10 hours. He goes to the stewardess, and she goes, actually, we're about done boarding. You can have anything you want on the flight. So all of us, it's, like, start scrambling, like, jumping over there. Haley jumps like. Like, are you wearing. Oh, I stayed put. Yeah. And we pull. We pull everyone and just, like, start running as we can and, like, grabbing seats. It was so fantastic. So we ended up getting to lay down. I took Benadryl and knocked out the entire. Didn't move the whole way home.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

It was great.

[A]

It was such a good trip, though. And I'm so thankful that we were able to go. We just made so many beautiful memories, and it was just. I don't know. It was just something that we'll take with us for the rest of our lives.

[B]

But you get home and you weigh yourself.

[A]

The next morning, I weigh myself and I'm five pounds lighter than when I left.

[B]

Skinniest I've ever been. Same.

[A]

Yeah. And I felt how I ate pizza. I ate McDonald's. I ate Burger King McDonald's pizza. Again, like, I. I could not believe that I had lost five pounds. So now I'm trying like hell to keep it off.

[B]

That's been nice.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm literally still losing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now every morning I've woken up, I'm a pound lighter. Yeah.

[A]

Same crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. This is the third day of my period and I'm skinny. Oh, I was on. Yeah, I was on my period.

[B]

I started my period on the flight home. Yeah, she did.

[A]

Everybody started. Mine started two days early. Tasha started while she was in Paris. Poor Tasha. Couldn't find tampons. Dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That was crazy because, like, we had stopped even at a gas station for her because, like, most gas stations would have feminine products. Products. None. Yeah, none.

[A]

I love it and I'm just happy that we got to recap it with all of you guys because it was truly a beautiful trip and I. I honestly, I'm excited now. Now we're going to Australia.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So not excited about the 24 hour flights, but we'll figure it out. Maybe we could Split it up 10 and 10. I don't know. Something, dude. Yeah. That's gonna be brutal. But we're gonna figure it out. But hopefully our trip made you guys laugh and you guys got to hear about all the memories that we made and we're gonna make some more. So I'm excited.

[B]

Can't do it.

[A]

Yay. All right, guys, we've talked your ear off. How long was that, Jaime? Yay. We talked you guys ears off, but we love you so much and thanks for tuning in. We'll see you guys next week. By Shopify helps you sell at every stage of your business. Like that. Let's put it online and see what happens. Stage and the site is live. That reopened a store and need a fast checkout. Stage thanks. You're all set. That count it up and ship it around the globe Stage.

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