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Mimi
I don't know why it won't screencast.
Bunny
We're pulling it up on the TV right now. Slowly but surely. I don't want to miss my nephew's birth. Okay.
Jason
No.
Mimi
I don't know what's happening. It won't let me cat. It won't let me screen mirror. I know it's gonna happen so fast. Just we all can watch.
Bunny
Okay. We're all watching.
Jason
He's going.
Bunny
He's a pecking away.
Jason
Does he use his beak to do that or.
Mimi
Yeah, there's like a calcium Deposit on the tip of their beak. That makes it a little bit stronger.
Bunny
Are their beaks soft when they're born?
Mimi
I don't know why it won't work.
Bunny
That's all right. We can watch it while we record.
Mimi
So he's. So when they make the first little hole, it's called a pipe. And then you know that they've broken through the membrane and they've broken through the egg and they can last like a good. Like one of mine pipped and didn't come out for 24 hours. This one pipped, like, while we were at lunch, my phone was blowing up. Jason's like, get pipped. And then, like, now it's just starting to zipper. So zippering means that where the pip that they come through, they're going to pip all the way around the entire egg until. And then they'll, like, stretch their little wings and body until the end pops up and then they just flop out.
Jason
Oh, I want to see the flop.
Mimi
Yeah. Literally the sweetest thing ever. Maybe it needs to upgrade or update.
Bunny
So, yeah, in real time, you guys are going to get to see one of our nephews born.
Mimi
That's great.
Bunny
We're really excited about it.
Mimi
I'm excited to find out how many girls and boys I have.
Bunny
How. When will you know a little bit?
Mimi
You can say. You can look by their wing, but a lot of the times they got to get a little bit older and then you'll know with their combs and stuff, like, whether they're girl or boy. I did buy a straight run group of them. Right. Like the end of last year, I think it was like, October. I bought all of those ones when we drove down to that lady's farm and I lost two hens and so I ended up with all roosters. So I've got three roosters on my farm. Yeah, it's. There's a lot of humping happening. You look out there and they've got them pinned down.
Bunny
It's violent. Oh, it's so rough, so violent.
Jason
I don't think I've ever seen this.
Mimi
Are you. I'm recording it next time.
Bunny
Chicken sex is violent.
Mimi
They, like, jump on their backs and then just like, grab them by the back of their necks and just.
Bunny
They take it. There's no. There's no consent in the chicken world, that's for sure.
Mimi
It's pretty wild, so we just need.
Jason
A bad day to be a chicken, but.
Mimi
Yeah, sounds nice.
Bunny
Well, it feels good to be back. Ladies and gentlemen, we just went on a wild adventure for the past few weeks. Shall we talk about it?
Mimi
I feel like we left everyone hanging.
Bunny
We did. What did we say last time?
Jason
He responded back, okay, okay, okay.
Bunny
Yes, yes, yes. So the update that everybody has been waiting for, when he responded back, I can't remember verbatim what he said. Didn't I send you a text message of it? Or no, no, but I didn't. He said, who is this? And I said my name immediately. Yeah, immediately. He, like. He literally wasted no time. And then I made up, like, a fake name. And I was like, I met you at. Oh, my God, the chicken egg is right here. We get to watch it live. And then I said, I met you at a bar on Broadway or something like that.
Jason
Plugged his. Like, the bar that we were supposed to have our date at.
Bunny
Yeah. And he's like, I don't remember you. And he's like. He's like, can you send a picture? And I was like, fuck. So I was like, haley, let's use one of Taylor's pictures because Taylor's like, our hot friend if you guys want to go check her out. Her. What's her Tik Tok. I am Taylor. Or something like that hot little brunette. She's a musician, super cute, super cool. We call Taylor for the consent, and we're like, taylor, we're about to catfish somebody with your pictures. And she's like, go ahead, girls. So we found, like, a really cute picture of her, not that it was hard to find. And I was trying to send it over this burner app, but for some reason it would send, but he said he never got it. So he's like, well, do you. Yeah, twice. He's like, well, do you have an Instagram? And then I went completely silent because I was just like, what am I supposed to do?
Mimi
Yeah, I mean, at that point, you can't.
Bunny
Yeah, but I mean, he was hook, line, and sinker. So this dude obviously talks.
Jason
Oh, I would have remembered you or something like that.
Bunny
Yeah, I'm like, what? Yeah, like, this dude obviously is just a scumbag.
Mimi
Yeah.
Jason
Like, I don't know if he had a girlfriend.
Bunny
I don't know.
Jason
There's a part of me that doesn't think that thinks he was single. I think he figured out. I think it was me not telling him who my client was for a podcast.
Mimi
Him just doing a little research.
Jason
And I feel like maybe he saw that TikTok of us saying we were going to blast talk about the profiles on the podcast.
Bunny
I think she beckon. You give this dude way Too much credit. He's just a loser. I don't.
Jason
I also thought I saw him last night.
Bunny
You don't just engage with somebody and then cut them off like that for no fudgeing reason and then gaslight them. Gas and like, be like, you know what? I had a great time talking to you with you, but I just don't feel a connection. Like, let's just be cool, you know, not completely block you and, like, blocking you just. Yeah. And gaslighting you. You don't want children. It's like, bro, we haven't even yet. What are you talking about?
Jason
Like a first date. And you also didn't want children.
Bunny
I literally didn't want children until last year, you know, so you never know when you're gonna want children.
Jason
It's the. It's the blocking, though.
Mimi
Yeah, yeah, it was the blocking. Both phones.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah.
Mimi
And not giving you an. A lot of people were like, oh, my God. Haley went full crazy by texting him on the other phone.
Jason
I want to get in the last wor.
Mimi
Like, it wasn't as crazy because it's like, he didn't give you a chance to even speak. Like, that's some. That's some whack ass. Like, you clearly are not a grown up if you cannot have a adult conversation and let someone speak their side.
Bunny
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Jason
Comments on that were crazy.
Mimi
Taylor circled back and she was just like, how to go?
Jason
Was like, I need the updates.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
She commented on one of your videos and was like, should, like. Should I go message him? Just be like, hey, long time no see.
Jason
Yeah, we should have her fuck with them.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Sorry. I was texting you the other day and I got wrapped up, but I just wanted to say hi. I mean, I don't know, do you guys think we should pursue this and, like, really set this dude up or just leave it alone?
Mimi
I say we leave it. She already forgot about him.
Bunny
That I did. That clip went so viral that there's no way that dude doesn't know.
Mimi
I had people calling me and was like, what happened?
Jason
Someone asked me at the bar a couple nights ago. They were like, what did he say? And I was like, what? They're like, what did he say? Back to Bunny. I was like, oh, my God.
Bunny
Yeah. No, people were invested. I think it got, like, what, 2 or 3 million views? Like, it was a big.
Jason
And you made a video and I made it.
Mimi
Yeah, we all made videos.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
Yeah. Mine got insane.
Bunny
Yeah. Well, there's the update for you guys, but if you guys think we should carry it on, let me know.
Jason
I'll get back on there if you guys want me to.
Mimi
I feel like you should get back on there, and we should put Mo on there, too.
Bunny
Hey, guys, you guys mow the corner? I think you have a. Do you have a microphone over there? No, you don't.
Mimi
Hand you one.
Bunny
Mo can Mo the microphone because we're gonna put her on blast right now. Because the Last time that you. Last time we talked about Mo on the podcast, we were not on good terms. So we have a lot of explaining to do to the. The group at home.
Mimi
Guys, Bloom is going. Bloom's about to come out.
Jason
Is he about to come out?
Mimi
Yeah, he's about to go. He's had. He's now zippered all the way around, so a couple big movements, and that end is gonna pop off.
Jason
I'm gonna film.
Bunny
Oh, look at. Look at him.
Mimi
Can you see?
Bunny
Hold on. We're gonna get some more in a second. We're watching this egg. Oh, he's feisty.
Mimi
And, you know, guys, watch. It's gonna be so cute because once they pop out, they're so exhausted and, like, they literally have to sit there and kind of breath. But then they're like, all right, party. Okay. I gotta breathe.
Bunny
Nature. So it's barbaric and crazy.
Mimi
It really is, you know? And, like, guys, I almost intervened with this egg, but something told me when I picked it up, because I took all of its brothers and sisters out today, I was like, I feel like it's chirping. I think it's okay because if it was shrink wrapped, it wouldn't be chirping. And it was, like, talking to me. I was like, get it back in the incubator now.
Bunny
I mean, that's crazy that he can chirp in the egg. I never knew that was possible.
Mimi
They can win. Like, right at the end of the last day, they can start chirp. So we did lockdown on day eight.
Bunny
Who knew that? Did anybody know that chickens could chirp inside their eggs? Oh, my gosh, here it goes. I'm gonna laugh if his foot comes out first.
Mimi
Always.
Bunny
That's so funny. And he's like, there is, but it's.
Mimi
Probably my children screaming in the background, so I'm not gonna turn the sound.
Bunny
Mimi sends me this video of this egg, this poor chicken coming into the world, and they are just screaming. I'm, like, so excited. I'm like, that poor chicken's nervous system is not going to be regular shot.
Mimi
We, like, we were.
Bunny
I'm telling you, when Jay and I have our baby, I'm literally going to have candles in the hospital room, the lights dim. Sh. Playing Like, I want the calmest environment where my baby is bath going on. Literally. Somebody corner the corner hitting the bowls. I need somebody in there with a harp. Like, I'm just. I'm. I want this baby to come into the world. Just regulated.
Jason
Classical music playing I'll do it.
Mimi
She has A full orchestra.
Jason
They say classical music.
Bunny
I'll hire the.
Jason
The mariachi.
Bunny
The mariachi band that did your birthday last year. They'll be whispering.
Jason
That'll be great.
Mimi
Is it coming? Oh, here goes. He's so close. I mean, I say he, but it's. It. I don't know what it is.
Jason
So they have little penises?
Mimi
I don't know.
Bunny
Do they? Are they born with any sexual organs?
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
Okay.
Mimi
Yeah, yeah, we'll know pretty early. I mean, not super early on. You can tell by their feathers. Typically.
Bunny
Like, can't you just look and see if there's a wiener or a butthole or something?
Mimi
No, you can't tell this young. I will say didn't know how barbaric it was that they're kind of. Some of them stay attached to the egg. The little umbilical cord is attached, and it will, like, drag the end of the egg around. So, like, that's really rough to watch these dry off and fall out. Yeah, it's. Some of them come out great, and they just, like, flop out and they're good. Like the first one. I mean, it was so ideal for this.
Bunny
Does anybody go through phases where they, like, absolutely love eggs and, like, eat them all the time? And then one smushy move in your mouth with an egg and you're, like, turned off by them for years at a time? I'm in the turned off stage.
Mimi
I accidentally got a small shell in mine one time, and it crunched, and I couldn't eat them for, like, two years. Oh, yeah, it was rough.
Jason
My meal plan's about to change, and I'm so excited because I won't have to eat eggs every morning. Yeah, I told her. I was like, I can't. I have the egg ick now.
Bunny
Yeah, that's what I did to myself, because I remember I was eating eggs every.
Jason
And I literally started gagging. I was like, I can't finish them.
Bunny
I can't. I tried to do it the other day. I did it, and I was just like, maybe not.
Mimi
Maybe just change the type of texture of egg that you have. Like, maybe. Can you make it, like, I don't know, over easy. I love a good over easy.
Bunny
I love over easy. Those are my favorite. I love poached. I love a good.
Mimi
I love a good poached egg.
Bunny
Maybe I could do a poached egg. I don't know how to poach eggs, though. Everybody makes it look so easy. And it's not.
Mimi
Can't you do it in the microwave?
Jason
I only know how to scramble.
Mimi
You would. I feel like if there was anyone, it would be you scrambling eggs.
Jason
That's all I do.
Bunny
All right, well, while we're waiting for this guy to come out, Mo is here in full effect, baby. Say hello to the viewers and. And listeners at home.
Mo
Hello, viewers. I'm back.
Bunny
The is back, baby. So let's give a little rundown. Well, we won't get into details because, you know, it's whatever. And this happened so long ago, but Mo is one of my best friends. She's been around for, like, what? Seriously, how long have we been together? I know. Tasha and I have been best friends for over 30 years. You and I met when I was, like, 24. 25. That's when I was with. Right, yes. So I was, like, 25. 25.
Mo
And I believe I was just one.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mo
That's when we started going to the pools.
Bunny
Yeah. So 20 years. Yeah.
Jason
It's a long time.
Bunny
20 years. 20 years of friendship, and she moved out here to Nashville. And I don't want to speak for you, but I would say, like, you just weren't ready for the slow pace, because I know that it took me, honestly, probably about seven years to fall in love with Nashville. It was a long haul for me to fall in love with this place. Now you can't get me out of here. I won't even leave if I don't unless I'm getting paid, you know? But Momo moved out here, what, during COVID 20. 20. Was that five years ago? Yeah. Oh.
Jason
Happy coveted month, by the way.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Crazy. That's crazy. So, yeah, mama moved out here during COVID and she stayed for almost a year.
Mo
Just about a year.
Bunny
Yeah. And, I mean, she did good, but, you know, I just wasn't ready.
Mo
I wasn't ready. I wasn't in the right mindset.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mo
I wasn't ready to give up that life.
Bunny
It's a different. It's different. It's a different pace out here. You know, like Vegas to Nashville.
Mimi
You can slow way down, and the people are completely different.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mo
Yeah.
Mimi
It's crazy.
Bunny
Yeah. It's way different. So, you know, Mo left, but we didn't leave on good terms because of how she did it, which really hurt my feelings. And so we ended up having a little bit of a falling out, I don't think. We didn't talk for, like, a year, right?
Mo
Yeah, we didn't talk. You know, it's crazy because when you sent me a message, I had a dream that I received a message from you, like, Weeks prior. And I was at work, and I was in the bathroom, and I checked my phone, and it was you that text me, like. Like, this whole thing. And I was just like, whoa, what did I text?
Bunny
I forgot what I text you. Just.
Mo
It was like a apology thing, like, saying, like, we aren't like this. We should have never ended like that.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mo
We've been through so much, and I just want to make peace and amends. And I was just like. I think I cried a little, actually. I was in the bathroom by myself.
Bunny
I don't like beefing with my girls. Like, I don't care how we end. Yeah. But when it comes to people who have been in my life, like, for years, like, Grace and I used to fight like a motherfucker, dude. And I always forgave her just because I feel like, you know, perfect example with her is life is so short, and you only get a handful of women in your life that you are. That you can love. Like, we are so blessed to have the community of females that we have with each other. Even going to, like, Amber with native in Nashville. Taylor for you. Like, Nicole Combs for you. Like, just all the people that we have around us and then our core, you know, like our. Our little coven.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
So it's like, to me, that's really special. And I never want to ever, you know, not have that or how leave things unsaid. And I feel like life is way too short. Which also explains why I'm friends with all of my exes, too, you know, Like, I just am not that type of person. I literally cannot hold resentment to anybody. I don't care how mad you made me in the moment. We'll always be able to work it out, you know?
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
And so Mo went through a hard time. Do you want to talk about it a little bit?
Mo
Yeah.
Mimi
What?
Mo
Moving to Florida.
Bunny
Yep. So she left. She went back to Vegas.
Mimi
Yeah.
Mo
And then my sister. My dad moved to Florida, and I flew out there with the suitcase and one dog. Rip lt. Oh, Rip.
Bunny
No. So she ended up moving to Florida after she went back to Vegas. Not even three to six months later.
Mo
Yeah, not even.
Bunny
And she's been in Florida this whole time. And then she got into, like, a relationship. And, you know, we won't go too into depth.
Mo
We won't go too into that one.
Bunny
He's a. Though. I just would like to put that on this.
Mo
Put that on record so many times to his face, too.
Bunny
He's a. He's one of those dudes that will do something to you a hundred times. But if you do it back to him, he's the victim and Monica broke his heart, you know, and it's just like.
Mo
But you'll get called the victim.
Bunny
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Mo
I'm back.
Bunny
She moved back. She drove a U Haul, which I didn't think she was coming. We were all making bets.
Mo
There's no bets going. So everybody chime on and oh no.
Bunny
We got bets now for how long you're gonna stay this time. We'll see.
Mo
The new one started.
Mimi
Okay.
Bunny
Mo keeps telling me, she's like, I'm not Leaving, I'm like, I'll believe it when I see it. It's like with my kid, you know, like when Bailey does, I'm like, you know what? I'll believe it when I see it. Yeah. I'm not leaving. Yeah.
Mo
I have no intuition. Going back to Florida. You're from Florida? I'm sorry, but I don't like that place. Yeah, it's not for me.
Bunny
Well, all the weird we ever read.
Jason
Is, yeah, yeah, Florida, man.
Mimi
Is it as weird down there as it is that we read?
Mo
So I was in St. Petersburg, which is like. It's pretty kind of like chill retirement, but still a younger age group. Yeah, but outside of St. Petersburg.
Mimi
Yeah.
Mo
You still got like those weird Florida people.
Bunny
Florida people get lit. I'm telling, like, they do some crazy.
Mo
You can go to Treasure island and you'll see Grandma and Grandpa at 9:00 in the morning drinking their Bloody Marys at the bar.
Bunny
Listen, Grandma and Grandpa probably earned that though. Yeah, probably. Listen, that might be me.
Mo
Grandchildren are there. Like everybody's there. It's like. It's like walking in the. Cheers. But you're on the beach.
Mimi
Yes, that's funny.
Bunny
But Moski's back and we're happy to have her. However long she stays.
Mo
I'm staying.
Bunny
Yeah. So we're happy to have Mama back. Yeah. Has the egg frickin hatched yet?
Mimi
Jason text me, because I saw the flashlight going around. He said, I see a little bit of blood. So I don't know. None of them have had that yet, but it could.
Bunny
Oh, God.
Mimi
It could just be a vein that's in there because it is like the last one, so.
Bunny
Oh, for the Lord God, I hope this dude doesn't. I don't. I hope it's not like a miscarriage right now.
Mimi
I know it's moving. It's doing good. He's doing great.
Bunny
Trigger warning. Sorry, guys.
Mimi
You guys can see the egg back there. That's what the interior membrane and stuff looks like. Yeah.
Bunny
You guys, we're gonna have a chicken cam, a chicken egg cam on the visual of this. So if you're not subscribed to Patreon, you guys have to see this egg. It's literally being born right in front of us right now. I can see it looks wide open.
Jason
Yeah.
Bunny
I can see like a little black feather.
Mimi
Yeah, he's. It's.
Mo
Can you help them? Like if they can't get it all the way off?
Mimi
Not like very emergency situation kind of thing. That's like worst, worst, worst case scenario. You intervene. But like 90% of the time you do not intervene with chickens because it's nature.
Bunny
Right. You don't want to. Yeah.
Mimi
And it's like, like, you know, oh, here he comes.
Bunny
Look at, look at, look at.
Mimi
He's gonna. It's gonna, it's gonna happen quick too, like once. It's like one good little stretch because he has zippered all the way around it. The end is gonna pop open.
Bunny
It is so crazy watching this egg just move like this.
Mimi
Yeah.
Mo
Pop out with his wings already.
Mimi
And I mean, they come out. Well, they come out running.
Bunny
Mimi just told me that I might be able to get some crow eggs and incubate crow eggs. So if. As long as it's not black market, but if it is, I don't care. Somebody message us and let me know if they have crow eggs because I will hatch my own freaking pet crows greenhouse. Yeah, I'll hatch my own murder.
Mimi
A whole ass murder.
Bunny
A whole ass murder that just hangs out with me every day.
Mimi
Everyone thinks these are crows.
Bunny
Baby crows. Yeah.
Mimi
This is the closest thing you're going to get to a crow. I mean legit, like, that's why a lot of people end up integrating these into their flocks is because the hawks can't tell the difference in crows. And I am somebody's. So because they do look like crows. It's. It keeps your flock very safe.
Bunny
I mean, he's moving and shaking a little toe.
Mo
Or is that his beak?
Mimi
His beak's on the other side now. So like they start where their pip is right here in the corner and he has rotated himself itself all the way around and like tapped it all the way to the other side.
Bunny
Can you imagine trying to break out of an egg? No, that would suck.
Mimi
That would be off. And especially that early in life. So like everyone was like, why haven't you taken him out of the incubator? So the. When they're gearing up to come out of these eggs, they ingest the yolk that's in there. So it gives them that food and nutrients they need for the 20 or for 48 hours. 24 to 48 hours that they keep in the incubator.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
So that's honestly what he could also be seen is something like that coming out.
Bunny
But do they come out eating seed.
Mimi
Or like a very, very. It looks almost like sand. It's a very fine grain version of like an adult food, but it has more nutrients in it. And then you put this minerals in their waters, which gives them like vitamin C. See how much Wider. It's gotten now because he's like pushing that top off.
Jason
Egg shape anymore? No.
Mimi
It's crazy. But yeah, today all of its brothers and sisters got moved to a brooder that's actually in my front bathroom because it's cold right now. So it's in the, it's in the bathtub.
Bunny
He's really coming. Look at him. Look at him. Oh my God.
Mimi
It's crazy.
Bunny
He's rocking and rolling in there. Cradle.
Mimi
Yeah. So we ended up this, this will be a full blooded I am Somani. And we only ended up with one mixed breed bird out of the whole batch. So for my take a nap, which.
Bunny
I just learned today that roosters can fertilize any sort of species of chicken.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
That's insane.
Mimi
Yep. Our, our I am Somani roosters got to our, our rocks and our, our rocks and then breed it out a little baby. And I thought I was putting all white eggs in the incubator at the final like haul of this. And one tricked me because I was doing it at night time.
Bunny
What if you accidentally grabbed a snake egg and incubated it and I'd end.
Mimi
Up with a snake?
Bunny
How would you feel? Watch that snake come out? No.
Jason
What if this one is snake?
Bunny
But that's why he's taken so long.
Mimi
Oh God. It's a snake. This entire time we had no idea.
Bunny
A snake that chirps?
Mimi
No. We and our fibro just started laying green eggs. So in about a week, a week to two weeks, I'm gonna incubate some of those. Yeah, I mean it's like green. Green. It's so beautiful. But there it's. It's pixie eggs. Right now the little ones that they first like hatch or they first produce are called pixie eggs. So they're a little too small for us to start.
Bunny
Well, speaking of eggs hatching, I mean, let's. While we're waiting for this guy to be born, let's talk a little bit about my IVF journey that I just went through, which I told you guys that I wasn't going to tell you guys about it. And I'm not telling you every detail, but I will tell you things about it because honestly, when I was going through this, I realized how lonely of a journey IVF is. It's very lonely. And granted you have people surrounding you and like, you know, hopefully if you're going through it, you have, you know, friends, family who love you and know you're going through it, but at the same time it's just you and these hormones and the waiting and the egg retrieval and like, you're the only person who can go through that, you know, so it's a lot to bear. It was a lot.
Mimi
You know, it like, if I went through five years of infertility with me and Jason, and it's a lot to bear on yourself, truly. So it is.
Bunny
It is. Because honestly, especially doing IVF meds, it's like a slot machine in Vegas. You never know what you're gonna get. It's a different outcome. What works for some doesn't work for others. You know, age is a factor. There's just so many things that go into it. And I don't want to say that I was blind and thought, like, oh, I'm going to do one retrieval and it's going to be perfect. Like, no, I didn't. I didn't think that. I never thought that. But I had hope that, yeah, of course.
Mimi
I think everyone is with their first journey of it because you want to read the hopeful stuff and it's like, oh, well, these people were able to do it. Why can't I do it? Yeah, but you're right. Everyone is different.
Bunny
Yeah. Shout out to all the girls on TikTok who document their journeys, who share information, who share emotions, who share. Like, I was. I am literally on IVF TikTok.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
Like, that's your whole.
Mimi
For you.
Bunny
I've even made friends. There's a girl named Jillian who, like, is on her journey and she's so sweet. She checks in with me. Selena, Spooky boo. That is my fucking baby. Shout out to her. Because honestly, I would have never been able to get through this if it wasn't for Selena. Like, Selena really encouraged me to, like, move forward. And now she's having a beautiful little boy. Her and Adam with their surrogate, like, oh, my God, that's gonna be the cutest kid. Because Selena already has the most beautiful face. Can you imagine that being a baby? Oh, like, come on. It's crazy. But, yeah, Selena was the first person to tell me, like, hey, it's not that bad. Like, don't read all this. Yeah, do it yourself. And I. I didn't believe her because I'm so sensitive to medication that I was like, yeah, I don't even take a leave if I. Unless I have to, to, you know. So when I got well, I guess the first thing I could say was I was working with a clinic in New York, a very prestigious clinic, a well known doctor. And they were nice at first. They were Very. You know, I. I almost threatened to leave within the first couple of weeks because I felt like a number. And I just felt like I had six to eight people contacting me at a time. Nobody communicated with each other so that I had already talk to one person about another person would call me. And so I, you know, reached out to the doctor, and I was like, hey, man, I'm already overwhelmed. Like, this is really over stimulating me. And he was more than accommodating and was like, I'll have you have one contact person. So after that, the communication was great. We ran into a couple problems that I didn't expect, and he didn't really communicate with me the way that I was hoping he did. And granted, the dude's already rich as off of, you know, making babies for people. I get it. He doesn't care. But when you're going through this, you want to feel like your doctor cares.
Mimi
You know, personalization in it. Yes.
Bunny
Yeah. And I had asked him. Like, he never made a phone call to me. He just gave me these test results over the phone and was just pretty much like, yep, there's nothing I can do for you, but I'll. I'll send you to another doctor to take care of it. And I was just like, like, wait, this is gonna set us back. Because I asked you about this three weeks ago, and when I said. What did I say? I said, I feel like we really dropped the ball here. But not being mean, but just like, hey, just trying to communicate. This doctor flipped out on me. Drop the ball. Drop the ball. Like, question mark, question mark, exclamation, exclamation. Like, just screaming at me over text message. I think you need to find a new clinic. I mean, just literally lost.
Mimi
I'm not the doctor for you.
Bunny
Yeah, Literally lost his ever loving mind on me. And I was just like, okay. That's all I said back. Because I was like, I am not gonna argue with this man. Like, I am so thankful I did not end up doing my IVF with him, because I would have felt like, one, just a number, and two, like, he genuinely has a temper problem. And the crazy thing is, is after that happened, I went on to a lot of the Facebook support groups for ivf, and he has a reputation for doing that to people.
Mimi
I'm glad you found that out so early on in your journey, though, and not, like, halfway through, you know, and having to, like, pull and move and.
Jason
We'Re already in New York or something. Yeah.
Bunny
Or could you imagine if he was yelling at me before My egg retrieval. I wouldn't have done it.
Mimi
Oh, my gosh.
Bunny
Yeah. So that was God intervening. Maybe he was having a bad day, but he's never reached out to apologize. He's never nothing. Like, he was just so rude. And then he, like, was talking shit about my husband. He's like, your husband didn't even say thank you. I'm like, first of all, my husband has no idea about this entire process. And I just want to say, also, a lot of people were like, why wasn't your husband by your side at your egg retrieval? And I didn't want him there.
Mimi
Yeah, that was said from day one.
Bunny
Literally, when I started planning this last year, I said, baby, what's a month that you're going to be out of town? Because I did not want to have a bad reaction to these hormones and us fight. So I was like, I. I will do these shots myself. Like, I want you on tour. Like, do whatever you got to do to just not be around. So he went on tour in Canada, and that's when I decided to do this. And that has been the plan from the start. I'm not one of those people who, like, includes my husband in, like, you know, like, when you were a child. And maybe this is a. Is a trauma response.
Jason
No.
Mimi
What is happening?
Bunny
Okay, maybe.
Mimi
Oh, my God.
Bunny
The egg went. The egg went missing on the screen, and we all freaked out. Maybe this is a trauma response. Because when I was younger, if I got in trouble, I wasn't allowed to regulate my emotions in front of anybody. My parents would send me to my room. So when I'm ever going through something that, like, is heavy for me or, like, that, I just don't, you know, crazy. Know how to deal with it. I isolate. And that's just how I've always been. You see it now? Oh, bro.
Mimi
It. That is crazy.
Bunny
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mimi
No, it does.
Bunny
So I didn't want Jay around, and thank God, because he was around. The first few days that I was on the birth control, I wanted to. I envisioned stabbing my husband with a fork. I was like, I'm going, this is it. I'm gonna fucking poke his eyes out with a dinglehopper. This is. It's. It's happening. It's really happening. Because Jay is also on hormones, too, to help with his sperm and everything. So we're two hormonal just in the same house. I literally cried two times the two days he was home. I cried. And Jay's so sweet. He just held me. He's like, baby, we're making a baby. I love you. He's like, just remember to keep your eye on the prize. So for everybody asking, that's why Jay wasn't around, and I didn't want to wake up out of anesthesia and see him, because who knows what would have came out of my mouth, you know what I'm saying?
Mimi
I am very good.
Bunny
Yeah, I'm very unpredictable. And Mimi has always been at my surgeries. She's always been there, and I just would rather have her there. She's my fucking. She's my person. So, anyways, we start the IVF meds. I have literally all. I have this calendar that I'm checking off everything. What I tell you guys, please, if you're going to do this IVF journey, know that of course it's different for everybody. This IVF cycle, this just. The cycle was a cakewalk for me. Yeah, I took off the entire month so scared that I was gonna have, like, bad reactions. And granted, yes, I had a low mood a couple times, but I'm telling you, drinking magnesium saved my life. This entire two weeks that I was actually. I did it for 20 days. So the entire 20 days that I was priming and then did the stems. I only did stems for, what, nine days. And then I triggered on my 10th day. So, like, my body responded so well to. To this medication that we. I ended up only stemming for a little over a week, so. And then I went into my egg retrieval. But we're not going to get into those results or anything like that. But I just want to let you guys know that it's not as scary as everybody makes it seem, because I've read every frickin horror story. He has seen every horror story. Like, and I was just like, oh, my God, this is it. It's going to be terrible. But it really wasn't. And the. The clinic I go to now is Tennessee Fertility Institute. Dr. Montville is amazing, you guys. So if you're in Nashville and you want to work with Dr. Montville, his bedside manner alone, incredible. He's so sweet.
Mimi
She watched some of the videos. She was like, that is like the sweetest doctor.
Bunny
He's so sweet. And I feel bad because we had a consultation with him last year and I told him this, so it's not like I'm just talking, but I was like, he's a dick. Like, and I don't know, I didn't understand, like, because I thought he was trying to scare me, but now I understand. Understand he was just being real. Yeah, he was Just like, hey, man, you're an old. Here's your chances of doing this. And I just. You know, I didn't want to hear that. But, you know, we're still. We're moving forward. And like I said, the. You guys will know when the babies have been here for about six months to a year, and we'll just keep it at that. But, yeah, Dr. Montville is amazing. His entire staff is amazing. And if you guys are on this journey, please check out Tennessee Fertility Institute. They actually care about you. They like Bailey, the girl that works there. Kelly, the girl that works. You know, like, them all, they're just.
Jason
Also Southern hospitality, which is also completely different from, like, New York.
Mimi
Yeah. New York is so brash. I don't know. I.
Jason
Blunt.
Mimi
Yeah, that's a great word.
Bunny
No, he wasn't blunt. He was a jerk.
Mimi
He was. But I'm just saying, like, the staff and, like, how. How it would all been. Like, you have so much more.
Bunny
It's compassion. Yeah, for sure. Literally. I'm dying of anxiety. I soaked through to. I am so deathly afraid of anesthesia. Any. Trust me, guys, I would have way more plastic surgery if I really loved anesthesia. But I don't. Like, that's the reason why I haven't gotten a facelift yet, because I'm so scared to go under. And I had two ice packs. The nurses were so sweet. They kept giving me ice packs. I soaked through them. They were completely. They were water.
Mimi
Like, can I leave now? I said, no.
Bunny
Within minutes, I was just like, oh, my God. So they put me on this table, and of course, the anesthesiologist has to be the hottest anesthesiologist ever. He walks in. I have no makeup on, fucking hair, and a fucking hospital hat. You know, you just. You don't look hot, you know, and you're just. Not that it matters, but I was just, like, in the most uncomfortable procedure, legs butthole up in the air. I mean, every hemorrhoid I have is poking out, for sure. You know? Like, it's just. It's the. You are so vulnerable in this fucking situation that you just want the compassion and love that tillness Tennessee Fertility Institute gives you.
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
But anyways, my heart rate was, like, 90 something, I think, when I was laying on the. The bed, and I was just. And when I panic, I don't want to talk. Don't talk to me.
Mimi
She doesn't. Don't ask her any questions.
Bunny
Don't talk to me. Let me breathe through it. Let me figure it out. You know, if I'm on my way to a gas chamber, which is what it felt like. I felt like I was, like, taking. I was getting the last rights read to me. Like, I was so freaked out. Dr. Montville comes over to me. He's like, so, what's your favorite beach? And I was like, all of them. Like, I'm like, why are you talking to me right now? I cannot even think. But I couldn't even. I was so nervous, I couldn't even say, Dr. Montville, I can't talk right now. You know? And he's like, okay. He's like, close your eyes and picture you're on a beach. And the next thing I know, I woke up right next to Mimi with my legs spread wide open.
Mimi
Yeah. For some reason, she came in and was just like.
Bunny
Because you're in pain. Because you're in pain. So it's like. It literally feels like really bad cramps. So right now I'm three days post egg retrieval. Three days, guys. Oh. And I just want to tell you, I gained five pounds on the medication, which is all water. So it's like, yeah, it's. It's really nothing. And I've already dropped a pound of it today. I'm still in a lot of pain. Can't wear. Not a lot of pain. I'm still. It feels like period pain.
Mimi
Discomfort.
Bunny
Yeah, it's. It's discomfort for sure. It's crampy. It's achy. Today I woke up pretty achy, but I haven't had a hormone crash yet, thank goodness. I've been feeling really tired. But not like anything crazy. But when you first wake up out of egg retrieval, you're cramping so bad. So your first initial thing is to have your legs brought up because you're just like, oh, this hurts. You know, I think I could feel my cramps before I woke up.
Mimi
Yeah, you were kind of all you. It was. It was a fun time of you coming up. Mind you, we did not document all of this, guys. And. Oh, yeah, she's ready. It'll be dropped. But funny.
Bunny
It is so funny. Yeah.
Mimi
She watched through it.
Jason
Yeah. I was like, that is me. Yeah, that's me when I'm lit.
Mimi
The tiktoks you made are so good, bro.
Bunny
Bro. The. When I first open my eyes, you see how I'm just not there at all.
Mo
The lights are on and no one's home.
Bunny
It is crazy that people can function like that. How did Michael Jackson take that?
Mimi
I don't know that. That was a Whole other thing.
Jason
Good sleep, though. Oh, good little nap.
Bunny
I was up all day doing. I think I crashed and took naps here and there, but it was other than that. I was like outside hanging out.
Mimi
Yeah, we went and sat with the cows, like not too long after I.
Bunny
Went home and ate like three pancakes from Mo. Had Crackle waiting for us. Like, it was good. So that's our little, that's our little IVF journey. And I just want you guys to know that if you're at, you know, if you're at home contemplating doing IVF or, you know, have to do IVF because you can't conceive or you need help, whatever the reason is. Nobody ever needs a reason. Just know that you're not alone and just know that there's so many of us girls that are doing it. And if you really want a community, go find the Tick Tock IVF girlies, man. Yeah, they're so sweet to each other.
Mimi
And they share everything.
Bunny
They really do.
Mimi
They really do. No, I love, I wish I had Tick Tock when I was going through it, I went through it kind of alone. Yeah, there wasn't really, like communities and especially I was really young when I went through it. Yeah, I, I, I wish there was someone I could have leaned on also. When I was like diagnosed with PCOS there, it wasn't like a common knowledge thing, you know, I got diagnosed when I was like 19. And like, he tells me this and I'm just like, came to you because I missed my period, you know, thought I was pregnant, and you're telling me now I can't have kids. Like, and I think that doctor wasn't as, like, knowledgeable about it because he blatantly, as a 19 year old goes, you're probably not going to be able to have kids on your own, so you should look into, you know, options now if you're in a serious relationship. Relationship.
Bunny
This was one at 19, one month.
Mimi
After meeting Jason and I had to go home because, you know, I moved in with Jason right after meeting him. Yeah, it was like two months after me and Jason started dating. I got told I couldn't have kids and I had to go to him and be like, hey, if you want to be with me, like, I'm not, I can't have kids. And I had zero information at this time. I just came to him and was like, I can't have kids. And he was like, then we'll do what we need to do. Yeah, he took it really well. Like, he was fantastic with the Whole journey. So, you know, we were able to learn about PCOS infertility, learn all these things because, I mean, there's plenty of hiccups you've had in this journey that I don't think you were even prepared for. You know, so it's like, now you gotta, like, research this and do that. And it's crazy. It's five years until we had Olivia.
Bunny
Yeah. And there is hope. There's always hope. You know, there's a. A couple people have said, oh, she's not having. She's having a surrogate because she doesn't want to ruin her body.
Mimi
I saw those comments. Lord hurt people, the scum of the earth that say that.
Bunny
First of all, do you guys not think that I don't have enough money to get my body redone if I was to carry a child?
Mimi
Yeah, that part, bro. You know that part.
Bunny
I love plastic surgery. So I would definitely makeover before I would shit out a kid six months later, have the body of my dreams, you know? But that's definitely not the reason. That is something that you guys, like the trolls at home have projected onto me. So are you saying I have a nice body? Like, thank you. But yeah, that's. That's not real. Like, I have endometriosis. I was just recently diagnosed with pcos and I had. And I've talked about this before. I've had. And I've been so vocal about it. So in case you missed it, I've had a botched abortion at 16. And somebody's like, what do you mean by botched abortion? I mean that the doctor ripped my insides out whenever he was giving me the abortion. So I don't know what damage he caused, but whatever he did cause ended up making me have two ectopic pregnancies. And then I had multiple miscarriages along the way.
Mimi
So, yeah, you've also been through this journey before. And they said, like, your tubes were not suitable.
Bunny
So the doctor at TFI Tennessee Fertility Institute, she said, I have a beautiful uterus. It's my fallopian tubes that are.
Mimi
So it's from the. Either the botched.
Bunny
From the ectopic pregnancy.
Mimi
Yeah, something along those lines have caused so much scar tissue and damage because you had so much pain when you had that testing done.
Bunny
Oh, it was horrific when I had. It's like a HSG or something like that. Like, it is terrible, dude.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
But, yeah, it's that we don't have a surrogate for any other reason besides the fact that I just cannot carry a Child myself like it there. There's too much risk. Could you imagine me having another ectopic pregnancy at 45, bro? Like, come on. No, that would be terrible. Yeah.
Mimi
Here it comes.
Bunny
Oh, my God. Perfect timing.
Mimi
Its little wing just popped out.
Bunny
Oh, my goodness, look at this. Oh, my God. That is.
Mimi
It's shy.
Bunny
I love you. Jaime said that's a sign. Oh, here comes Chachi. He loves a party. Oh, my gosh, look. Joshi's shaking, is so excited.
Mimi
Oh, my goodness. It's gonna kind of flop around for a little bit. The egg will hopefully fall off or it might drag the egg.
Bunny
Poor guy, he's tired.
Mimi
Yeah. So they do come out. They are so tired.
Bunny
Oh, okay.
Mimi
Can you see it's a little umbilical cord right there stuck to his butt. Oh, yeah, yeah. On the other side over there. So where they pip is where their head is. Oh, there's a little wing.
Jason
Oh, he's trying to get out.
Bunny
Oh, my goodness. He's so excited right now. He doesn't even know. He's like, I'm ready to party and don't know what's going on.
Mimi
Look, he's looking at it. Yeah. Were you watching it, Cha. That was wild. Well, we had a baby, guys.
Bunny
Oh, my goodness.
Mimi
Baby Bloom is on tv. Look at it. Look, it's a baby.
Bunny
It's. Oh, baby, look. He's like, can this. The shells on top of his head. Can Jason take it off?
Mimi
No.
Jason
Oh, interrupt at all?
Mimi
No.
Bunny
So even though he's already out, it's locked down.
Mimi
Yes. It has to completely dry out before we. So it'll stay in this incubator for about 24 hours.
Bunny
Yeah.
Mimi
And once it completely dries out, then we can take it out.
Bunny
Oh, I know.
Mimi
We can't break the seal right now. The humidity has to stay there. Yep. That's his little beak and his little, you know, little toes back there. So our I am Samanis, and I get a lot of comments about this. They are not, like, show quality. You guys, I did not buy five thousand dollar birds. Don't let anyone, like, mistakenly tell you that.
Bunny
But baby, we're watching one of Mimi's chickens be born right now. Can you see it coming out of its egg? Yeah. Is that not crazy?
Jason
Yeah.
Bunny
Here, let me. Let me turn this around for you. Thank you, baby.
Mimi
Your hair looks great.
Bunny
Isn't that cute? We named him Bloom. Yeah. All right. It's good. How many minutes have we been done, Jaime? 44 minutes in. Really good. Really, really good. Yeah, it was really good. Love you Bye.
Jason
Oh, sitting up.
Bunny
I'm an uncle. I'm an uncle, guys. What a sweet. What a sweet little baby. We don't know if it's a boy or girl, but. Sweet little baby. That was nice.
Jason
I got that on camera, too, so you can.
Mimi
Baby bloom.
Bunny
That was really nice. Well, moving on, let's talk about how we just had a really great meeting with my publisher for the book. We just went and ate lunch with her. Carrie. She's a badass, dude. He's frustrated.
Jason
He's pissed.
Bunny
No, he's dope.
Jason
I love the umbilical cord.
Mimi
I love Carrie so much, and I feel like. Like, Carrie is, like, just exactly who we needed.
Bunny
She's a boss, dude. That's why I was. When she was talking about her backstory, I was like, bro, you're dope. She, like, moved from Virginia to New York and, like, worked multiple jobs, was gonna be a music journalist. Couldn't make it in that, and then somehow became a boss ass of a publishing company. Like, she just brushes over that. Like, it's just so. I'm like, so you, Carrie. It is so, so hard to get into that. And she's like, well, it's not, you know. And I'm like, bro, it's hard. Like, I literally have been looking into publishing my book since back in the day, and they won't even talk to you. Like, publishers will not even talk to you. Like, you have to know people to get into that. So, yep, yeah, she's a boss, dude. But we're excited because we were talking about possibly doing a book tour about doing, you know, meet and greets. Definitely a lot of press that's going to be coming around the book, which brings up the Dancing with the Stars. I got offered to do Dancing with the Stars last year, but we turned it down. One, because I didn't. We wanted to do it, the timing of my book coming out. But two, like, what am I gonna do? Twerk on the audience member's lap? Like, I cannot. I can't listen. I can shake my ass and I can hold. I have rhythm, but you're not gonna see me doing the cha cha or the waltz. Like, there's. I just can't do that. There's. It's not gonna happen. Yeah, yeah, that'll be me. Like, you know, I would be happy if I made it just even to the second show, because there's no way that I'm gonna be able to. I don't know. It's just. That's intimidating.
Mimi
It is a lot.
Bunny
Yeah.
Jason
It's a lot of practicing, too. Like, they practice for, like, months before, too, right?
Bunny
Yeah, it's so. Well, they. What did they want? They wanted me to go to LA and, like, live in LA from, like, May until November. Yeah. Yeah. And you have to.
Mo
If you miss a move, you just start twerking.
Bunny
You literally just practice. You literally practice from, like, 11 in the morning to, like, 7 or 8 at night. Like, it's. That's.
Mimi
It's a lot.
Bunny
Yeah, no, but. And. And trust me, I would be so honored to be on Dancing with the Stars, and I'm so honored that they even considered me. But y'all don't want to see that. You guys do not want to see that. There's no way, dude. Somebody goes to lift me up and I'm like, fart.
Mimi
Fart on them.
Bunny
Yeah, I would. I'm definitely gonna. My. The costumes they wear, like, come on. There's no way. I'm not. A lip is going to pop out.
Mimi
Oh, God. Not the puss. Did you guys see that soccer game where the dude's ball fell out the side of his short?
Jason
No.
Bunny
No. What soccer game was this?
Mimi
Yeah, I'll send it to you guys in the DMs.
Jason
Was it a real.
Mimi
Yeah, by it.
Bunny
It was a real game.
Jason
Yeah, no, I meant IG real.
Mimi
Yes, yes, and yes.
Jason
Okay, got it.
Bunny
Like, televised game. Why was his short so short? Why his Moss.
Mimi
Have you seen Jaime shorts today? They're so short.
Bunny
Let's see. You got the daddy shorts. Those aren't that short.
Jason
Those aren't.
Mimi
They were pretty sure above me. Yeah, maybe it was because you were sitting earlier, but, I mean, they're pretty short.
Bunny
I mean, they're not terrible, though. I've seen shorter. Like my husband and his Daisy Duke era.
Mimi
That was you guys. That commercials.
Mo
Who.
Jason
Who got those?
Mimi
Those? Jason asked if it was his real legs. He goes, did he have a leg stunt double or those. His real legs. That was him.
Bunny
Listen, I told you guys, my husband's translucent. He got the milky whites, baby does.
Jason
He don't have any tattoos on his legs?
Bunny
No, no, he has none.
Jason
That's crazy.
Bunny
He has some on his upper thighs, but you don't see him.
Jason
Yeah, funny.
Bunny
No, listen, he felt. He FaceTimed me from the set, and he's like, baby, I gotta show you something. And, like, handed somebody the phone and they, like, walked out. And I was like, oh, this is hot. This is like. I'm like, commercial. Please wear these for me, like, at home. Like, I love it.
Mimi
That is so funny.
Bunny
Well, is there anything else you guys want to talk about?
Mimi
Yes.
Bunny
What do you got?
Jason
Oh, here we go.
Mimi
Hold on.
Jason
Oh, God.
Mimi
I found something on the Internet I have to share with you guys.
Jason
Here it after the testicle.
Mimi
It's not the testicle one. I hope you guys haven't seen this. Let me switch. All right, Say, brought to the bird.
Jason
He's officially unattached from the egg.
Bunny
Look at him.
Jason
Oh, he's tired.
Bunny
He's having a day. He's having a day.
Jason
Baby, I just want to cuddle.
Bunny
Happy birthday.
Mimi
I hope his foot's okay. That foot looks a little mangled.
Bunny
Oh, God.
Mimi
We'll find out once he stands up. If his foot curls in, we're gonna have a little bit of an issue, but okay. Let's hope both little feet just go flat. Look at him. He's twerking. Look, that's Bunny.
Jason
That would be bunny dancing.
Bunny
That's me and Dancing with the Stars right there. Oh, they both look flat.
Mimi
Do they look flat?
Mo
Yeah.
Bunny
Looks like a penguin. That's how I walk when. That's what I look like when I first wake up in the morning.
Jason
Looks like me getting a sweet treat at night.
Bunny
That's me walking. That's me walking to the bathroom every morning.
Mimi
Panting. It's tired. Well, normally, like, it goes in, like, rests on its, like, brothers and sisters, but it'll get there in a couple times.
Bunny
He doesn't have any brothers and sisters in there. He's all by himself. And Steve's gonna have issues. Yeah, he's gonna have abandonment issues. Yeah.
Mimi
Yeah. Oh, not the emo chick.
Jason
You're having an emo chick.
Mimi
Yeah.
Bunny
All right, what do you want to talk about?
Mimi
Guys, let me disconnect this real quick.
Mo
Head bobbin.
Mimi
Did you guys see this on the Internet? Because this is going viral right now.
Jason
Yep.
Mo
Yep.
Jason
I literally just liked it.
Mimi
You guys. It's in Missouri, of course. Wait for it. This is an Amazon driver, you guys.
Jason
Here we go. The cat's so confused.
Bunny
He licked the cat.
Mimi
He licked the cat. The cat. He picked these people's cat up and licks the cat. You can see him eyeballing the cat, too, because he's like, what is that look? He looks like he has people in his basement. Oh, I'm not joking. I would have freaked out if someone picked my chicken up on my front porch.
Mo
And, like, doesn't Amazon do, like, background checks on.
Jason
No, obviously not.
Mo
It's like, my strange addiction.
Bunny
Maybe he's like. I mean, because I spit in Chachi's mouth.
Mo
But that's your dog.
Jason
Yeah. Not a random.
Bunny
You didn't know that? If, like, there's a trick that I think Caesar Milan taught a long time ago where it's like, to bond with your dog, you spit your spit in their mouths and it brings you, like, closer together.
Mimi
This is a random person.
Mo
I remember you saying that a while ago.
Mimi
Could you imagine someone walking to Chachi and spitting in his mouth all the time?
Bunny
I love. No.
Mimi
A random Amazon drug.
Bunny
Oh, no. I'd be pissed because his date. But he didn't lick his mouth. He just licked his head. Right? Maybe he was a cat. Another life.
Mimi
Life.
Mo
He's, like, cleaning the cat like it was his kitten.
Bunny
Maybe he was a cat in another life. And that's just weird. That's the thing that he does.
Jason
Comments are always the best part.
Bunny
I know.
Jason
Cat needs a cigarette after this.
Bunny
The Internet is never defeated, dude. Undefeated. Oh, that's great.
Mimi
So I had to end it on a good little sweet cat note.
Bunny
Oh, man, I'm.
Jason
I thought so.
Bunny
I'm in. Lick crunch. All right, guys, are we out of here? We're out of here. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.
Podcast Summary: Dumb Blonde - "The Ultimate Update: IVF, FB Dating Boy & Momo's Back"
Release Date: March 24, 2025
Host: Bunnie XO, Dumb Blonde Productions
In this vibrant episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast, host Bunnie XO dives deep into personal experiences, relationships, and the joys and challenges of everyday life. The episode, titled "The Ultimate Update: IVF, FB Dating Boy & Momo's Back," seamlessly weaves together discussions on infertility journeys, friendships, and the amusing antics of hatching chickens, all infused with the podcast’s signature humor and realness.
Timestamp: [02:00] - [05:00], [27:00] - [48:00]
Bunnie, Mimi, and Jason share an engaging segment on their chicken-raising adventures. Mimi introduces Jooma, their latest egg, detailing the intricate process of hatching. The trio discusses the "zippering" method chickens use to break out of their eggs, highlighting the natural and sometimes chaotic birth process.
Notable Quotes:
The team showcases the live hatching of Jooma, capturing the tenderness and unpredictability of nature. They humorously speculate on the challenges chickens face during birth and express their excitement over the new addition to their flock.
Highlights:
Timestamp: [27:59] - [46:00]
Bunnie opens up about her In Vitro Fertilization (IVF) journey, offering listeners an intimate glimpse into the emotional and physical challenges she faced. She discusses the loneliness of the process, the unpredictability of medication responses, and the importance of finding a supportive medical team.
Notable Quotes:
Bunnie shares her dissatisfaction with a previous fertility clinic, emphasizing the need for personalized care and compassionate communication. She praises her current clinic, Tennessee Fertility Institute, highlighting the excellent bedside manner of Dr. Montville and his team.
Highlights:
Timestamp: [21:55] - [23:00], [16:00] - [20:00]
The episode takes a heartfelt turn as Bunnie, Mimi, and Jason discuss the return of their friend Mo after her stint in Nashville and subsequent move to Florida. They delve into past tensions and the efforts made to mend their longstanding friendship.
Notable Quotes:
Mo shares her experiences moving between cities and the personal growth that accompanied her relocation. The hosts discuss the importance of forgiveness and maintaining strong female friendships despite past conflicts.
Highlights:
Timestamp: [49:05] - [52:00]
Bunnie shares exciting news about her upcoming book and a recent meeting with her publisher, Carrie. The conversation shifts to the possibility of a book tour and Bunnie's humorous take on receiving an invitation to Dancing with the Stars.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts express enthusiasm about the book's prospects and the potential for public engagements. Bunnie's reluctance to join a dance competition adds a lighthearted element, showcasing her authentic self and comedic flair.
Highlights:
Timestamp: [53:00] - [57:30]
The episode concludes with playful interactions and reactions to viral internet moments. The hosts discuss a humorous video of an Amazon driver confusing a cat with their chicken, blending relatable content with their signature humor.
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This segment underscores the podcast's ability to balance serious topics with entertaining and amusing discussions, keeping listeners engaged and entertained until the end.
Highlights:
Timestamp: [46:00] - [57:00]
As the episode wraps up, the hosts celebrate the successful hatching of Jooma, their chick. They express joy and marvel at the chick's healthy emergence, reinforcing their passion for raising chickens and sharing this journey with their audience.
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The episode concludes on a high note, with the hosts reflecting on the complexities of life, friendships, and the ongoing adventures they share together.
Conclusion
In "The Ultimate Update: IVF, FB Dating Boy & Momo's Back," the Dumb Blonde podcast delivers a heartfelt and entertaining episode that navigates through personal struggles, reconciliation, and the joys of nurturing life—both human and avian. Bunnie XO and her co-hosts provide a candid and relatable narrative, offering support and laughter to their listeners. Whether discussing the emotional rollercoaster of IVF, the revival of cherished friendships, or the amusing process of hatching chickens, this episode encapsulates the essence of embracing life's realness with humor and grace.
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