America and China are in the world's most expensive bad marriage — they need each other, they don't trust each other, but it’s too expensive to get divorced. Bridget breaks down Trump's trip to Beijing, the CEO delegation that proves capitalism always wins, the handshake heard round the world, and why the Left would rather Trump spit in Xi's face than narrowly avoid World War III. Elon took pictures like a tourist and Marco Rubio has a new name and a new look.

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Topics covered: Trump China trip, Trump Xi summit 2026, US China trade deal, CEO delegation China, Elon Musk China, Marco Rubio China sanctions, Beijing surveillance cameras, US China tariffs, capitalism geopolitics

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