664: Kurt Metzger

Summary

Duncan Trussell Family Hour Episode 664: Kurt Metzger Release Date: January 31, 2025

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Introduction of Guest: Kurt Metzger

In this episode, host Duncan Trussell welcomes comedian and Emmy-winning writer Kurt Metzger to delve into a wide-ranging discussion on conspiracy theories, mind control, societal structures, and the influence of religion and media. Kurt brings his sharp comedic perspective to the conversation, challenging conventional narratives and exploring deeper, often unsettling topics.

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Canadian Bill C18 and Digital News Regulation

Kurt Metzger [05:00]:

"Bill C18 would enact the Online News Act, which proposes a regime to regulate digital platforms that act as intermediaries in Canada's news media ecosystem in order to enhance fairness in the Canadian digital news market."

Duncan and Kurt begin by discussing Canada’s Bill C18, which aims to regulate digital platforms like Facebook and Instagram concerning their role in distributing news content. This regulation is seen as a means to ensure fairness but raises concerns about censorship and control over information dissemination.

Notable Quote: Kurt Metzger [01:03]:

"Dreams are meant to be forgotten, Rudy. But this seems so real."

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Mind Control and Neural Implants

The conversation shifts to the concept of mind control, neural implants, and their historical and potential future impacts on society. Kurt introduces the idea of Roko's Basilisk, an AI thought experiment, and intertwines it with real-world implications of brain manipulation technologies.

Kurt Metzger [06:54]:

"The Rocco's basilisk or whatever. Help me understand Rocco's Basilisk."

Duncan elaborates on how neural implants have been theorized to control human emotions and actions, referencing historical cases like Leonard Kyle, who reportedly suffered severe side effects from an unauthorized brain implant in the 1960s.

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [38:46]:

"The brain implant disaster of Leonard Kyle, 1971."

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Historical Context: Kabbalah and Frankism

Duncan provides a deep dive into the history of Kabbalah and Frankism, discussing their influence on modern societal structures and the notion of tikkun olam (repairing the world). He connects these esoteric teachings to contemporary conspiracy theories about global control and manipulation.

Kurt Metzger [07:46]:

"Explain this to me, like, what you do understand about it..."

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [08:27]:

"Kali Yuga in Hinduism, the fourth shortest and worst of the four world ages in a Yuga cycle, preceded by Dvapara Yuga and followed by the next cycle."

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Military-Industrial Complex and Defined Enemies

Both hosts critique the perpetuation of defined enemies in global politics, arguing that this strategy fuels continuous conflict beneficial to the military-industrial complex. They discuss how shifting enemies—from Russia to China and beyond—serves to sustain power structures and economic interests.

Kurt Metzger [18:45]:

"Once you get the next generation to fully buy in."

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [19:49]:

"We do that all the time."

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Brain Implants and Historical Experiments

The hosts explore historical experiments involving brain implants, focusing on the tragic case of Leonard Kyle. Duncan recounts how Kyle, once a brilliant engineer, was debilitated by an experimental brain implant, leading to severe mental health issues and contributing to the cultural archetype of the "tinfoil hat."

Kurt Metzger [39:03]:

"The brain implant disaster of Lenokile."

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [42:04]:

"He was reduced to like a mess because of the shit they put in his head."

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Critique of Organized Religion and Mind Control

Duncan and Kurt critically examine organized religions, suggesting they function as societal mind control mechanisms. They argue that hierarchical structures within religions lead to corruption and perpetuate victim-perpetrator cycles, maintaining the status quo and preventing societal collapse.

Kurt Metzger [54:40]:

"I don't think anyone's a moron, but I think what we are seeing is swaths of people completely propagandized."

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [84:07]:

"Now some guy... he's in league with some goat and then he fake exercises them in Monty Python."

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Forgiveness as Resistance to the Pyramid System

The discussion highlights forgiveness as a tool to break free from the oppressive pyramid structures that sustain societal power dynamics. By forgiving, individuals can disrupt the victim-perpetrator cycle, undermining the foundations that keep these power structures intact.

Kurt Metzger [86:41]:

"The only answer and this is the thing, man. The problem right now is the absolute hate that people have gotten sucked into various cultures."

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [84:31]:

"That you can be forgiven, but you gotta forgive also. Okay?"

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Contemporary Issues: Immigration and Government Policies

Kurt and Duncan address current issues such as immigration policies, government spending priorities, and the societal impact of sanctions. They express frustration over perceived governmental neglect in addressing domestic crises while simultaneously imposing strict measures on other nations.

Kurt Metzger [23:09]:

"Now, Josh, can you pull up the amount of money the United States just donated to Lebanon?"

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [23:33]:

"We could afford this. And doing. Helping people who were in the hurricane and slave reparations for people that weren't even slaves if we wanted."

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Media Manipulation and Censorship

The episode scrutinizes media manipulation, censorship, and the role of digital platforms in shaping public perception. Duncan and Kurt argue that terms like "conspiracy theory" are weaponized to discredit dissenting voices, perpetuating a controlled narrative.

Kurt Metzger [16:30]:

"This is why they repeat it over and over again, right? So this has been."

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [33:16]:

"Steering you where I want you to go. So that would mean if advertising that..."

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Closing Thoughts: Reality as a Controlled Construct

In their concluding segments, Duncan and Kurt reflect on the nature of reality, suggesting it is a construct influenced by collective consciousness and disciplined control mechanisms. They discuss the illusion of free will and the pervasive influence of unseen powers shaping human experience.

Kurt Metzger [119:42]:

"I think we have to forgive all of these people."

Notable Quote: Duncan Trussell [123:46]:

"It's like we're blinking in and out of time. Like... you could arrive somewhere before you left, right? Yeah, you could do that."

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Summary and Conclusions

Throughout the episode, Duncan Trussell and Kurt Metzger engage in a deep, often chaotic exploration of themes surrounding control, manipulation, and societal constructs. They blend humor with unsettling conspiracy theories, challenging listeners to question the fundamental structures that govern reality. The conversation spans historical references, modern-day policies, and esoteric concepts, ultimately urging individuals to seek truth and exercise awareness as forms of resistance against pervasive control systems.

Key Themes:

• Regulation of digital news platforms and its implications.
• Historical and contemporary examples of mind control and societal manipulation.
• The role of organized religion in maintaining power dynamics.
• Critique of governmental policies, particularly concerning immigration and sanctions.
• Media manipulation and censorship tactics.
• Philosophical musings on reality, free will, and collective consciousness.

Notable Insights:

• The intertwining of historical esoteric teachings with modern conspiracy theories.
• The impact of societal structures on individual freedom and perception.
• The perpetuation of power through defined enemies and controlled narratives.

Final Thoughts: This episode serves as a provocative examination of the forces shaping our world, blending skepticism with theoretical discourse. For listeners unfamiliar with the conversation, it offers a journey through complex and often controversial ideas, encouraging critical thinking and introspection about the nature of reality and control.

Transcript

[Kurt Metzger]

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. You are a little puppet king. Rudy. Rudy. Rudy. You've never been hiking.

[Duncan Trussell]

Rudy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Rudy. That was just a silly dream you had. Where you thought you were a scientist, a husband and a dad. This is the Rudy Show. I had that dream again. Dragon. And it's really starting to bother me. Dreams are meant to be forgotten, Rudy. But this seems so real. I'm out there hiking with my beautiful wife, Madison. My son Charlie and Lisa. And these men. They came out of the trees. They were wearing masks. They took my wife. Do you hear that, Rudy? Yeah, it's that. Is that stupid Jack in the Box that plays whenever I tell you my dream? Let's go look at the Jack in the Box.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is a Jack in the Box. I wonder what is in the box. Can you guess what is in the box? It's a unicorn.

[Kurt Metzger]

I really want to finish telling you my dream. It seems so real.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is a dragon with puppets on its tentacles. There are five tentacles. Would you be willing to fight the dragon?

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm gonna remember this time. I'm gonna remember.

[Duncan Trussell]

Madison.

[Kurt Metzger]

I just can't stay awake. Madison.

[Duncan Trussell]

Falling up.

[Kurt Metzger]

I love you, Madison.

[Duncan Trussell]

Robbie sees a butterfly.

[Kurt Metzger]

Butterfly, butterfly, baby. Sees a butterfly, girl. Sorry, Dragonite. I forgot what I was talking about. What was I saying? You were saying you do anything for your country. Well, maybe I. I would never kill an American citizen. Never.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is a Jack in the Box. I wonder what is in the box. Can you guess what is in the box? This man lives in New York City. His name is William Franklin Peak. He is not a real man. He is a balloon that looks like a man.

[Kurt Metzger]

Go to the Peacock Bar in Wimbley. The bartender will give you a silver key. It will Open locker number 33. And there you will find a box. Popping balloons is so much fun. They make a silly noise, almost like a gun. I. I remember who I am. I'm not a puppet. I'm not a puppet. I'm a human being. They do my life. They do my life. They're making me kill. Help. Help. I don't want to kill. Who are you? Where am I? Why is your hand up my ass? Well, Rudy, I started with my finger. I just sort of kept on pushing. And now my whole hand's up there. And I control everything you say and think and do. What? That can't be possible. You control my thoughts, my feelings, everything. This can't be real. It is real, Rudy. And if you want to see Madison again, you'll do your fucking job. No. Friends welcome. Today's guest is A brilliantly funny comedian and has won an Emmy for his work inside Amy Schumer. He is so funny, and I've had so many great conversations with him in the green room of the mothership. Mind bending conversations. There's not many people out there who can drag me into the dark conspiratorial realms and introduce me to conspiracy theories that I was not aware of. But Kurt Metzger is definitely one of those people. So strap in and get ready to have your wig blown back by the brilliance of Kurt Metzger. Kurt. Kurt. Welcome. Okay, man. I was up in Canada and you already kind of mentioned this before we started, but I had no idea about this. Can you pull this up, Josh? This is the spookiest shit ever. I'd heard things about Canada getting weird, but a Canadian was explaining this to me. Bill C18. Many Canadians access news content through digital intermediaries like Instagram, Facebook. Bill C18 would enact the Online News act, which proposes a regime to regulate digital platforms that act as intermediaries in Canada's news media ecosystem in order to enhance fairness in the Canadian digital news market.

[Duncan Trussell]

I like the ecosystem. So it's like an environmental thing they're doing.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's in its fairness.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, that was the Fairness act they tried to pass. They may have back in. When Rush Limbaugh was big, the Clintons were in office and they were trying to pass a thing like this. But this has, like, way worse shit in it, as far as I know. I mean, I'm not an expert.

[Kurt Metzger]

Explain this to me, like, what you do understand about it, because the way. Okay, here's how it was explained to me. If you're Canadian and you post news on Facebook, Instagram or whatever, you get strikes. And eventually your account will be banned. Even if it's just linking to the news.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, it's China. Shit.

[Kurt Metzger]

What the fuck?

[Duncan Trussell]

You already live in China, and they especially live in China. But okay, not just that. He's got stuff in there to go back. I'm pretty sure it's in this one. C18. Like I said, I'm not gonna really study Canadian law. Cause that's outrageous. I'll know America has fallen when I gotta learn the ins and outs of Canadian law to talk about it. That's goddamn sure. But they're talking about going back in your record of tweets, like, for 20 years. Oh, you can get like 20 years in prison.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so that's crazy.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's his proposal. So because of all the mis dis and mal information.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, now, Ms.

[Duncan Trussell]

Dismal Information.

[Kurt Metzger]

This, what you just said is so scary. And when years and years ago, I did a podcast at this place called Singularity University. It's all these tech billionaires studying where the world is going because of technology. They had all these grease boards up about potential dangers. Now this was years ago, long before this. And I remember looking at the dangers, one of them was what happens if laws change? And in the past you've broken those laws online.

[Duncan Trussell]

And that's exactly what stupid basilisk.

[Kurt Metzger]

The Rocco's basilisk or whatever.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, yeah, I like to call it Rocco's.

[Kurt Metzger]

Help me understand Rocco's Basilisk.

[Duncan Trussell]

Cause I some shit like that, the AI comes online and you didn't help it, so now you're bad. Retroactively.

[Kurt Metzger]

Retroactively bad.

[Duncan Trussell]

It sounds stupid as hell, doesn't it?

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, yeah. I mean, basically though, it's like this, you know, you see these old footprints in the mud, like a 10,000 year old footprint. A human walking.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's a very old story. By the way, the thing they're talking about, the singularity. The singularity is not a new thing. In fact, you could find old religious parallel. And you hear them mixing that shit all the time. Like the Kali Yuga. Yeah, all them tech motherfuckers would talk about the Kali Yuga. Chelsea Peretti's fuckback brother that came up with Buzzfeed Jonah, he wrote a whole paper on getting. It's accelerationism is the secular term.

[Kurt Metzger]

Josh, can you pull up definition of Kali Yuga so folks can see what this is?

[Duncan Trussell]

But it's the same as Kabbalah. It's all the same thing, you know, in the old and like. And I don't know when the hell Kabbalah pops up like 1100.

[Kurt Metzger]

I have no idea how to spell that. K A L, Kali. Kali.

[Duncan Trussell]

K A and then space.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yuga, Yuga, Yuga.

[Duncan Trussell]

Y, U G. A few. There you go.

[Kurt Metzger]

Most people throw this term around a lot, so let's pull it up. Oh shit. Kali Yuga in Hinduism, the fourth shortest and worst of the four world ages in a Yuga cycle, preceded by Dvapara Yuga and followed by the next cycle. Krita Yuga is. It is believed to be the present age, which is full of conflict and sin.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so very important that. So whenever Kabbalah first just pops up in history in like 1100 in Europe, that, you know, it's probably what they got from the Holy Land. That Kabbalah shit.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Which is a method of brain re patterning really is what it is. The Map the life tree. Yeah, that's to map out mind palace kind of shit when you mind control someone.

[Kurt Metzger]

Josh, will you pull up the Kabbalistic tree of life?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, but you could take any symbol. They're all the same symbol. But the main thing is. So the teaching was when the Sabbatai SVI starts, this is like 1666 or maybe it's 1400. Oh, it's 1492 or something. It's around when. When Columbus. Okay. Oh, yeah, there you go. So that's to. That's to map out stuff in your head.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, maybe that. Maybe any of those. Just enlarge it for a second so people can see. Actually, let's do. There's. There's one that has non. Like he. Hebrew, English. Let's scroll down a little bit. That maybe that one right there. Yeah. The one on medium. Yeah, there we go. That's good.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. The Sephirot and the CLE Pote is like the negative one. And whatever I'm. I'm going to get off topic with. But. But the main thing was sabotage Seve. And he was championed by Nathan of Gaza, who is like a very young, like, boy genius Einstein of Kabbalah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. So. And he's like 19 or whatever. 20. And so Sabbatai SV is this guy from a Jewish family in, I want to say Spain.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

At this time, a bunch of Jews had fled to Turkey because the Sultan was like, I'll take all your Jews if you don't want them. I like having Jews here.

[Kurt Metzger]

All right.

[Duncan Trussell]

So a bunch of them. And then some stayed and converted. They're called conversos, which is what Columbus is a converso.

[Kurt Metzger]

All right.

[Duncan Trussell]

I bet you mayorkas the DHS guy, because he's from like, his family's Cuban. That's probably a converso family. A lot of them in the Caribbean.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

And it was like, kind of like a bad time. But this is this thing from Sabotage V. And Nathan of Gaza is like, known as, like the biggest catastrophe in Judaism before the Holocaust. It's like the big.

[Kurt Metzger]

Really?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, I hadn't really heard of it until.

[Kurt Metzger]

What's the catastrophe?

[Duncan Trussell]

So this guy says he's the. The Messiah, previously the Messiah. I didn't know this either. Or in Judaism, it was thought to be Cyrus of Persia because he's the one who sent, you know, a freedom from Babylon.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

All right. And he goes. Go and form Zionism started from Iran. And that's Persia, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

So Cyrus. Cyrus was called the first Messiah because, you know, he he made them the country. So anyway, there's something in Kabbalah about how it's like this whole thing of repairing reality by finding the sparks of God and this and that. Okay, So I love that. Okay. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, it's called.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wait, what is that called the shoehorn for? The idea is always tikkun.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's called tikkun, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

Look, look, look. Joe's Wittis had his magazines where you could live in a paradise and play volleyball with a dolphin and pet a lion and. Do you understand that's the shoehorn part. Everybody likes the shoe. Oh, it sounds nice.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, yeah, that's like. That's what gets you to the meeting. All right, so the. Where is the.

[Duncan Trussell]

These are all like Nigerian email scams. So hold on. So the big innovation from Sabbatai sv, this bipolar guy that said, oh, I'm the messiah and salvation through sin is you. Since no one's. We can't. There's no way everybody's going to keep the law. That's never going to happen. Or it's going to take forever. It won't happen faster. If it were so bad that he has to come. So now we're redeeming everyone. Salvation through sin.

[Kurt Metzger]

Accelerationism, like you said that a Kali Yuga acceleration.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's all the same fucking theme. We fuck this place up so bad, they're going to have to. He's going to have to send somebody to clean up and then I'm kind of a hero.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so this is like, I saw.

[Duncan Trussell]

This and they believe that it's brave. That path they're taking is real and you'll hear it come out. I watch. All kind of psychedelic and like a cult.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And when I say a call, I don't mean like dark. I mean like, you know, Gwyneth Paltrow positive fucking shit. Because I just want to see what they talk about. And they all have these visions on DMT and ayahuasca of like, some people, it's like they take a braver path. She slipped it in while she's talking about it. You know, the brave path of doing. Well, she didn't get specific, but that's a real thing. The Left Hand Path of God. I've heard it called in Mormonism.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, yeah. Tantra, the left hand path.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right. And so. So. But keep in mind, all these fucking paths, they're all just mind control. All of it is mind control. And people. I don't mean mind control in some crazy way. I mean the way it works on you every goddamn day. Of your life. Like you're. When you're a kid, your parents are supposed to be the ones patterning your brain, right? Because you have two hemispheres. A masculine, feminine kind of. So you have a masculine, feminine thing to pattern.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, define my. What's your definition of mind control?

[Duncan Trussell]

What it is, is I steer you where I want you to go. So that would mean if advertising that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Worked on you, pretty much anything.

[Duncan Trussell]

Or Tony Hinchcliffe, me and my girl coming out. And he just went to that game. So we were in our house earlier in the day and I guess like I thought we were. I thought we were about to be bombed because a B1 flew over from that game. Okay, okay, I don't have a football or whatever. But we were like, whoa. And I was like, house is shaking. And then she looked up like, oh, there's some football game. So Tony's like, yeah, the game is great. They won. And then they flew these jets overhead and it was just like, we're good.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's saying this to me. America is like. I'm like, okay. And the very next thing I was like, oh, that's what I'm talking about. Mind control. That's what I'm talking about.

[Kurt Metzger]

So you're.

[Duncan Trussell]

You have a ritual and then you have shock. The shock and awe that we had did in Iraq. That wasn't for them. That's for you. That's like you at a game watching a goddamn sigil baseball field magic thing be played out to pattern you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Then they fly the jets overhead. Yeah, it reinforces the program. All this shit is that every human nature is programmability. That's what Pasio told me. That my buddy from the lavey church. Yeah, he's not in it now, but he explained what it was oriented around. And the people in know knew it was like Edward Bernays kind of PR marketing manipulation. That is mind control.

[Kurt Metzger]

So do you think there is a way to live in the modern world where you aren't in some way, shape or form being exposed to this kind of mind control tech?

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't see one, do you? But what you can do is be aware that it exists. And the mental block, like I said, calling it mind control, people already have a block. The same way when you hear conspiracy theory, which was invented by the fucking CIA, that who's the Dulles brothers, like the Coen brothers of fucking Satan.

[Kurt Metzger]

They invented the term conspiracy theory.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. They put it out in the fucking media.

[Kurt Metzger]

What do you think is the term for it, huh? What's a better Term for I don't know.

[Duncan Trussell]

But I know in court you can't go, your honor, that when you're, you know, on trial for conspiracy to murder, whatever, rico, that's a conspiracy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right, but the term is when someone says it, they mean something.

[Duncan Trussell]

That mug.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's like you're an idiot. You've been sort of captured by irrational, paranoid delusions.

[Duncan Trussell]

That was invented. That term, the way everyone says it was right after JFK got killed.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Allen or whichever dumb shit Dulles. Well, not dumb, but everybody else is dumb. This guy's smart. He sent. So they owned the media. They have all their own report. This is all shit that's public record and not a community. He came up with calling it a conspiracy theory as, like, a derogatory thing. And the media repeated it over and over, just like they do with every other stupid phrase you've heard. Yeah, I can rattle them off, dude. Like, the democracies on the ballot, we move away. We fight them there. We don't fight them here. Think of all the greats that you heard and they repeat them over and over again. That's hypnosis.

[Kurt Metzger]

Let's go through them. Wait, let's go through them. Let's try to come up with the ones. Democracy's on the ballot. God, what's another good one that they're throwing around right now?

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, it's Putin propaganda. First of all, anything with Putin.

[Kurt Metzger]

Putin propaganda, Russian propaganda, you want.

[Duncan Trussell]

First of all, I don't give a shit about Putin. I don't know why I'm supposed to. Never been clear to me why. It's very vague. They almost as if it's still a communist country, the way they go on and on about it.

[Kurt Metzger]

I think the reason that they're pissed at Putin right now is because he is trying to get off the petrodollar, which is how you start a war with the United States.

[Duncan Trussell]

This goes back years, though. This is like, I remember when Obama was. I remember when George W. Bush said he looked in Putin's eyes and he knew he was. And the whole media's like, you're an idiot. You wouldn't mean. He looked in Putin's eyes. So that's 20 years ago.

[Kurt Metzger]

I bet they knew 20 years ago that that was on the agenda. Like, if I. You know, any country that gets off the petrodollar, Libya, anytime, that's why Gaddafi.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is a dead man.

[Kurt Metzger]

Exactly. Like. And I don't know if people know about, like, bricks. Can you pull that up? Bricks. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

No. So I like where being On Jimmy's goddamn show. I can correlate a lot of thing. A lot of the things I can correlate to actual world, real world events.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's good to do that.

[Duncan Trussell]

So bricks is. For three years do we've been talking about bricks? Yeah. Okay, so here's. Here's what? Here in a nutshell. And you just hear nothing but crap from almost every source because they are, all of them are for programming. It's North Korea, okay? So you know where you live and the message you're getting it is North Korea level propaganda. Okay. Actually theirs isn't as good as ours, but it's that much of a lie at the very least. You have to believe any other wacky shit except know that they're lying to you and it's a government and it's legal to do ever since the Smith Mundt Modernization Act.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, I'm going to argue with you about North Korea because I think the reason that is better is not in the efficacy of the propaganda, but in they managed to create an entire generation that believe the propaganda. You know what I mean? Once you. All you have to do is get the next generation to fully buy in.

[Duncan Trussell]

We do that all the time. We do that all the time.

[Kurt Metzger]

But we still like. We still have people like you and me who look at it and think this is mind control. We still have that among us. Whereas in North Korea, that is not so much there.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, that's where sanctions come in. So cancel culture. That's word that I didn't make. I didn't make that shit up, okay? It just appeared one day and the people go, what are you crazy talking about? All that is is sanctions.

[Kurt Metzger]

Sanctions? Yeah, they were hoping social sanctions.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, we played a video of Patrick bet value from the valuetainment and he was talking to Trump and he brought up the sanctions. He goes, you know, Iran, they're about to rise up. He actually said this. This is a guy who's a billionaire, so I don't think he's a stupid guy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

What a moronic thing to parrot. The sanctions are going to make the people of Iran overthrow the Ayatollah any day now. They all say this.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what they say.

[Duncan Trussell]

You know when that's happened ever? Not once. We have never imposed sanctions. And they over all it does is push them. So here's why North Korea has a better system because they have a better enemy to point to to make their people afraid of.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Us.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right, Right, right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, what do we got? We got Putin ain't thanos China, Russia, Yo, Thanos. You know, that's why they over Hitler. So God is because that was. That was the Thanos. Right after that it's like, I don't care about these villains, right? Special guest star. Then they reboot Putin every 10 years. It's we even Saddam Hussein, Osama. Now those were. That's when the writers were good, you know.

[Kurt Metzger]

So, okay, so this to me, everything you're saying makes sense. And this is the. To me, like, if we remove all of these like fake enemies, things you're supposed to be afraid of living in America, then really what you get to. And this gets decried by a lot of people because they say, what, you want these autocratic fascist dictators to sit at the table with us? But really what you get to is.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like they do all the time.

[Kurt Metzger]

Exactly. But you're talking about a kind of like positive globalism. You're talking about acknowledging we're all interconnected. There's no way to stop that now. Deeply interconnected. And that by having these defined enemies, it is producing catastrophic results in the form of never ending wars which benefit the military industrial complex. And so this is.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, that sounds like a defined enemy.

[Kurt Metzger]

You just mentioned the military industrial complex.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, that sounds like it's not a matter of don't define enemies. It's a matter of maybe look upwards and not side to side, as you're encouraged to do.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right. So what is the real enemy here? You think it's a military industrial complex?

[Duncan Trussell]

Is that like it's all the same? By the way, that includes the military industrial complex is everything. That's the drugs and the food. There's really just one or two companies at the end of the day, and it's like oceania. It's like 1984. The borders you think of it was like, oh, our borders. You think you get to know where the borders are. You don't. That's above you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Josh, can you pull up the amount of money the United States just donated to Lebanon?

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, that's cause. Okay, so Israel, when they blew up those pagers, that's the things people aren't supposed to know exists. We were talking on the phone about it. When you talk about the Pandora's Box. Yeah, so I didn't know that much. Like Stuxnet virus and other things. That piece of shit Netanyahu, whenever he's in trouble and needs to look good in front of like the looney. The Looney Tunes look good party that he's part of, he just blows one of these secret things and Then the cat's out of the bag and everybody's mad about it. And you know, it wasn't. They blew terrorist dicks off. Now it's a bunch of civilians. Oh, a lot of kids. But also picked up the pages.

[Kurt Metzger]

It means that now everyone all over the planet recognizes there's some way to do this. And there's still people.

[Duncan Trussell]

I keep joking about it because these kids, you know, in the mothership, they definitely are going to war. Like, you're not going to get your way out of it. I'm like, the draft. Oh, it's coming. And ever since we found out the Jews can blow up our vapes with a text message, the cat's been out of the.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude, It's. Yeah, that. That is like. That's going to be a real problem.

[Duncan Trussell]

Matter of time, my babe.

[Kurt Metzger]

One of those things. And that is a terrible thing to blow up in your face. Now if we combine pagers. Combine pagers and vapes. Okay, look at this. So the US just gave $157 million in humanitarian aid in response to Lebanon crisis. Now, Josh, real quick, can you look up. Not enough money for North Carolina. Ran out of money, dude.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, wait one second. 157 million, by the way, that is nothing. Okay? They gave them almost nothing. You know what we gave to Ukraine and Israel? Think. Billions and billions of dollars, okay? So we could afford this. And doing. Helping people who were in the hurricane and slave reparations for people that weren't even slaves if we wanted. That's how much money they waste, dude.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. Yes. Look at it. Okay? Now don't go to.

[Duncan Trussell]

You know what that means when he goes. It's false. They spent it on migrants. They're doing a bullshit click on the New York Times.

[Kurt Metzger]

Mayorkas warns a funding shortfall for rest of hurricane season. Now, this is the shit that pisses me off, because, yeah, $157 million is not, compared to all the money that we need, a big deal. But when you hear any time right now that you hear about our government giving money to another country, billions of dollars, $157 million to Lebanon. These people in the United States who have had their homes fucked up. They. They have. And by the way, this is. This is an earlier story. They've run out of dough and they can't. They're gonna pass the bill to give more dough, but they. Everyone's gotta get back into session, and they're not in session right now, so they have to wait. They can fill out the form to get hurricane relief, but they can't get it. And yet we are just migrants.

[Duncan Trussell]

Have credit cards they give them with money. Hey, remember Lahaina?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, when you mean when it caught on fire.

[Duncan Trussell]

Hey, remember East. Hey, here's the Palestine no one gives a fuck about East Palestine where that train overturned, all these chemicals fucked up. So this has been going on for quite some time. And notice. No, dude, Lahaina. So think of who Biden like fucked over while they were in. In traditional Democrat states. So all the Arabs that used to vote Democrat because of George W. Bush and the boys, they're now gonna vote Trump. And you could see them like, well, how could they? Trump's not gonna be better on Israel. Yeah, idiot. You have to get punished. Your side, cuz you were bad on it. They keep. And so these news reporters who are actors, they're just dipshits saying whatever. They don't believe anything. They're just hollow vessels. But the people, what they're trying to convey to you is this like reverse thinking and that's why they repeat it over and over again, right? So this has been. So Lahaina, by the way, was $600. They never found all those missing people, most of which were kids. It's in the thousands, right? The official death toll, I'll bet you they still say is about a buck fifty. And the way they're getting that number just like all. No, they didn't spend the money on migrants. No, what happened was they allotted the. We're going to spend all this money on migrants no matter what. So then when they go, we ran out of money. They're like not lying because some. Some fucking bookkeeping mob shit. That's how it works. The prepaid debit cards. Dude, it's not just the border. People were bum rushing. We've been covering this for a while. Biden administration paid for like jets, they charted private companies and you use your asylum app. There's an app? You know what? Oh yeah. Nobody knows about it. How is that possible?

[Kurt Metzger]

There's an app.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. And you know where the app where they were giving it out. All the countries that we fucked with and have, you know, legitimate grudges against us.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is this it? MIG app. Can you open that up, Josh? MIG app. MIG app. Empowering migrants. Irregular and unsafe migration. Often as a result of lack of awareness about the risks and preparation of the travel, ill informed knowledge of visa.

[Duncan Trussell]

They don't want anybody knowing what flights.

[Kurt Metzger]

So they call it irregular migration. That means like illegal migration.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. Whatever they put here, you just need to know the app's real. Everything else is horseshit that you should probably ignore. Cuz I'll tell you what it is. They're bringing in planeloads of people. Military aged men, not family. Well, children unaccompanied, that fucking disappear. That's very real. It's not made up.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, that is the. They stopped. So they used to. So you. You're trying to get through the border, you got a kid with you. You say I'm their dad. They do a DNA test on you and the kid to make sure you're their dad. They stop doing that. Can you. Can you double check that too, man? Pull up DNA testing. Border paused or something. This is new. This is a new thing that they just started doing. And what totally re. Which would. Okay, so they're trying to bring it back. Senator Marsha Blackburn is trying to bring it back. The Biden administration reportedly ended all DNA familial testing at the border last week, May 31. So what that means is if you're trafficking kids across the border, you just say you're their dad, nobody checks. Now can you google how many unaccounted for children across the border?

[Duncan Trussell]

First of. You know, like the world's dumbest rednecks that you would think are idiot. They all know this. The only people that don't know about this are moron fucking liberals like my friends in New York and LA who. And I mean people who I'm like, I look up to in comedy wise are the most ill informed bumpkin dumb shit rubes I've ever seen. It's in everything's inversion now. So for example, RFK came on Jimmy show and explained he went to the border. Okay, yeah. So it's all these like a lot of Chinese, a lot of. It's not Mexicans, okay? It's all. It's all these other countries that we fuck their country up. Okay. They were talking about when they come in, there's a thing they call the tree because that's so common where women have to pay with their bodies. They go by this tree, by this, the tree.

[Kurt Metzger]

It sounds like a horrible children's book.

[Duncan Trussell]

I know. It's like an inverted statue of Liberty. Like, oh, the immigrants saw the statue of Liberty. Like we see the tree when we go the other fucking entrance. Hey, go in the top entrance, you know, maybe look at the statue. So anyway, that's just one little. Now if you think about the more.

[Kurt Metzger]

Hold on one second. Josh, take a note of tree and we will have to BLEEP out.

[Duncan Trussell]

By the way, you're not even allowed to say the name of a crime. Now this is greater censorship than back in the Howard Stern versus the FCC days. Everybody I know that's got a channel has to make up another language to say words.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know, I've been noticing that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. So everybody goes mind control. Really? They did all this and none of us are all. You're like, well, I got to earn a living so I'm going to get bleeped and blah. So it's real easy to control people here. I don't know how people haven't noticed it. I think they are though. I think if you work in showbiz, especially in any way, you tend to be just a fucking moron about events. And because you're so much of it depends on your clique.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, now here, this is something I've been thinking and I have many friends who would mirror your frustration with the libs. This is why I've been thinking about that.

[Duncan Trussell]

By the way, I'm not a conservative. I don't believe in America. I just wanna make that clear. And I have never voted.

[Kurt Metzger]

You're an anarchist. But here's what I think. This is the problem. This is a big problem. The libs look down on the conservatives. They think they're all idiots.

[Duncan Trussell]

They flip classes.

[Kurt Metzger]

The conservatives look down on the libs. They think they're all idiots. And I think that's a big problem. Which is like. I don't think anyone's a moron, but I think what we are seeing is swaths of people completely propagandized.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes. It's called mind control. Mind controlled population. It worked.

[Kurt Metzger]

That doesn't mean they're dying.

[Duncan Trussell]

That they were talking about since the 60s, by the way. Neuralink, not a new thing that the guy's name is Carlos something. Some creep that was putting a chip in in the head of bull, in the brains of bulls. And then they would shock it in a certain spot.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And it wouldn't attack.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

So this is. Neuralink's an old, old technology. So one guy and boy try to find him on Wikipedia. He's not there. His name's Leonard Kyle. There's something like control, alt, delete history or something. I may have sent you the link to it. But basically this guy Leonard Kyle, he had a valuable patents on Kodak, Polaroid, some kind of camera. And he was super jealous. He thought his girlfriend or his wife was cheating on him.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

He would get really mad about it. He was going to see a therapist about it who happened to work for the CIA. Which is a common thing with a lot of these. Same as the Joker shooter. His therapist. The guy was fine until his therapist from the CIA started helping him know.

[Kurt Metzger]

The therapists are from the CIA?

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, dude, all this shit has been leaked a thousand times over.

[Kurt Metzger]

Where does that come from, though? The therapists are. Is there a link, a direct.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'll dig it up for you. I'll dig up the footnote. I mean, look, I'll dig it up. You can find it if you want.

[Kurt Metzger]

I would love to dive in there. How do they know?

[Duncan Trussell]

Just so you know, people go, oh, how do you know that? Okay. It's like, how do you know Jeffrey Dahmer ate that guy that got eaten? That they didn't pin it on anybody. It's the fucking CIA.

[Kurt Metzger]

But you think Dahmer CIA?

[Duncan Trussell]

No, no, no. I'm saying the idea that it wouldn't be them is hilarious.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I don't know.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, people go, how do you know the CIA? Well, they did everything. That's awful.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, but as a, as a, as a fellow.

[Duncan Trussell]

Ok, so wait, let me, let me finish.

[Kurt Metzger]

Conspiracy theorist. I love finding the actual data.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'll find it for you. Okay? But Leonard Kyle, you can find control, alt, delete, history or something. Yeah, okay, I, it's hard to find his name, but he, he got the first. It wasn't called neuralink. Okay. But he got it without knowing, without consenting to it. They could just do whatever the fuck they want to you, by the way, whenever they want. And they do. It was such a disaster when you start getting those signals. It drove him. It turned this guy who's a very intelligent guy with inventions, Kodak, who's now reduced to like a mess because of the shit they put in his head.

[Kurt Metzger]

What did they put in his head?

[Duncan Trussell]

A neural link chip.

[Kurt Metzger]

Pull that up. That he's the first Neuralink person.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, they didn't call it neuralink. Hold on, I'll get it for you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Thanks. I mean, this is. I've never heard.

[Duncan Trussell]

I know. Is it interesting first, Here, I'll get it for you, buddy. Hold on, I'm going to get. I'm going to text it to you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Thank you.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is a good channel with not a lot of viewers too. And let's see. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Kurt Metzger]

What's the guy's name? Leonard Kyle.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, okay, wait. Leonard Kyle Brain Here. We'll get the video out because you really should see it. And I think people just don't look at shit. I send them a lot of times. I send everybody Shit. And they just won't look at it. Part seven, Leonard in the people asked for it, too. Okay, wait, wait. No, I'm gonna get you the good one here.

[Kurt Metzger]

You text it to me, I'll text it to Josh.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm gonna get you a good one. Okay? Okay. Because the neuralink one. I tweeted this, too.

[Kurt Metzger]

How long ago is this?

[Duncan Trussell]

Wait, so the guy. It fucked him up so bad. He was in a home. His patents were taken by, I don't know, maybe the government. But the main thing is he was in so much pain from what he said were microwaves hitting his brain. Because he's smart, they allowed him to wear tin foil around his head to block the microwave. And that's where we get the story of the tinfoil hat from the first fucking neuralink that fucked someone up.

[Kurt Metzger]

Text me.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's a fun story, huh? Hold on here.

[Kurt Metzger]

We got to slow this down, because a lot of you, you're, like, so deep in the rabbit hole that you were saying things that people have never heard, and we gotta dig deep.

[Duncan Trussell]

It gets for our.

[Kurt Metzger]

For our list.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's hard to be like, I know why. Oh, here we go. Leonard. Kyle's. And Kyle's not spelled how you think. Okay? When neuralink goes wrong, I'm gonna text it to you right now.

[Kurt Metzger]

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[Duncan Trussell]

It's weird. It's almost like we've had the technology a while and they're just handing it to people and they pretend like they invented it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Here you go, Josh. Let's pull this up. Let's watch this.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, watch this, watch this. This is a good channel too, and I don't think they get enough views. Although I feel like I'm. They're going to get in Trouble for no.

[Kurt Metzger]

This is good. Like this is good. Like the history of brain implants.

[Duncan Trussell]

Control alt history. 2000 views of this. That's it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, there it is. The brain implant disaster of Lenokile. Let's pull that up. If you're considering a neuralink implant, check this secret.

[Duncan Trussell]

By the way, in the 90s they made another version. It was called Soul Catcher. It came out of England.

[Kurt Metzger]

Great name.

[C]

Brain implant. Neuralink is everywhere. Article after article after article.

[Kurt Metzger]

Something jump at a little bit.

[Duncan Trussell]

Hold on. Oh.

[C]

The story begins with Dr. Jose Delgado, who is a Yale professor who is concerned of using brain implants to control the human Mogwai. All the way back in the 1950s, Delgado was devices in the brains of monkeys and cats and later humans.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, I've heard of him.

[C]

You could manipulate a person's emotions by delivering an electric shock to a specific area of a patient's brain. Depending on the area of the brain hit by the shock, a patient could be turned from happy to sad to scared to violently angry with the press of a button.

[Kurt Metzger]

Jesus Christ.

[C]

Delgado famously demonstrated just how powerful his technology was by hooking up electrodes to a bull's brain. He then stood in the path of the charging bull and stopped it dead in its tracks.

[Kurt Metzger]

Putting your money where your mouth is. Right there. Wow.

[C]

There is so much more on Dr. Delgado's experiments and his.

[Kurt Metzger]

He looks like he does brain implants. He looks like a mad scientist.

[C]

Wild stuff.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's a Nazi thing to read.

[C]

We won't get into him anymore here, but we do have a video coming out about Delgado very soon, so be sure to subscribe so you're notified when it's out. Delgado named his brain implant device a STEMOC for. And one of the first people to receive a stem receiver implant was a man named Leonard Kyle. Kyle is an interesting guy. He was described as a brilliant engineer who was the co inventor of the first Polaroid instant camera along with Edwin Land, who founded Polaroid. This is Crazy was named after Land. The Polaroid Land instant camera and Kyle's contribution has been mostly forgotten. But Kyle did hold numerous lucrative patents related to the camera. And there's been speculation that Kyle actually had more to do with the camera's creation than Land did.

[Kurt Metzger]

Crazy.

[C]

In 1966, Kyle became a page of doctors Vernon Mark and Frank Irvin. Kyle suspected that his wife was having an affair and he would constantly lose his temper and fly into violent rages over the affair. And a psychiatrist referred him to these two doctors for neurological tests. Mark and Irwin were very close associates of Dr. Delgado, and they were heavily involved in brain implant surgery as well. There's some controversy over what happened after Kyle began seeing doctors Mark and Irvin. The doctors either convinced Kyle to get an electronic brain implant to stop his temper tantrums, or they implanted the device into his brain without his consent. Either way, Mark and Irvin implanted Dr. Delgado's receiver device in Kyle's brain.

[Kurt Metzger]

Look at that.

[C]

Let them use a remote control to administer electrical stimulation to parts of his brain to control. That was the intention at least. Unfortunately, the surgery did not go as planned.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh my God, dude, that is crazy. Look. So. Okay, that is crazy.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. The tin foil part's the best part.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, keep going, keep going.

[C]

The operation to put electrodes in Kyle's head happened in 1966. And almost immediately, Kyle had after effects from the operation, of course. Kyle claimed microwaves were frying his brain and putting him in excruciating pain. He was found wandering around a grocery store parking lot in California talking to himself and was hospitalized.

[Duncan Trussell]

Holy.

[C]

He was released, but his behavior became increasingly erratic and he was eventually committed to a mental asylum.

[Duncan Trussell]

Film.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wow.

[C]

A doctor investigating his case said Kyle was, quote, totally disabled by the operation and left unable to function in the day to day world.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wow.

[C]

In 1971, a hospital attendant discovered Kyle holding a metal wastebasket over his head to, quote, stop the microwaves. And they brought him some tin foil to make a protective hat for himself in place of the trash can. You've undoubtedly heard the term tinfoil hat.

[Duncan Trussell]

Everybody says, oh, dude. All right, so you stop it. Well, watch this. This is a great channel. You should see Reagan's Epstein, which is.

[Kurt Metzger]

What channel is this?

[Duncan Trussell]

Control alt history.

[Kurt Metzger]

Fuck.

[Duncan Trussell]

Look how few views it has. So that's creepy as hell.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wow.

[Duncan Trussell]

So that's gotta be being suppressed. Michael Crichton wrote Terminal man based on this guy. If you look up in Wikipedia, they'll have a fake, completely. CIA infiltrated CIA is allowed to propagandize American citizens ever since 2011. Now, by the way, of course, they always did that, right? But Obama made it legal and the. And the way they sold it at the time. So it wasn't a lot of this shit. They have to tell people in some way, but they don't have to. You know, this is public. This ain't secret.

[Kurt Metzger]

I remember reading something about Obama passing something that like allowed Americans to be propagandized, but I didn't look deeply enough into it.

[Duncan Trussell]

The way it was described to me was, it'll do. So like ruin Free speech. Or he sign a thing to end free speech. And it was like. Because it trickled down, like the frog's gay Alex Jones thing. That's a real thing that, you know, is being described in, like, kind of.

[Kurt Metzger]

A dumb way from microplastics or something, is what I'm saying.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, it's a very specific chemical that a company is dumping into the water. And it. Frogs can change sex depending on. If there's not enough of, you know. Yeah, but it mutilates their genitals so that they'll transform part way, but not all the way. Like, if you turn it the hulky, it wouldn't be okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

It likes, with the minnows, it, like, gets into.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's like it mutates their genitals. But they've been putting that into the wall on purpose to do that to people because they want to program you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is this why my penis is shrinking?

[Duncan Trussell]

Is it? Well, how do you know it's shrinking?

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, just like, you have to.

[Duncan Trussell]

Have somebody measure complaints. You have to have somebody measure it with their mouth.

[Kurt Metzger]

From my complaint department. Shrinkflation, dude.

[Duncan Trussell]

There's a thing called shrinkflation. What, is your penis backed with oil? Is it a petro penis?

[Kurt Metzger]

Dogecoin.

[Duncan Trussell]

My penis back by doge. So it's up and down, put it that way. Anyway, so when this came out, they're like, oh, it's because Cuba, you know, we send propaganda to them, but they just like baseball, and it happens to be illegal, and we just want to make it legal so Cuba can have baseball counterterrorism. Yeah. But anyway, Obama was the worst on free speech and not free speech in saying, you don't want a butter dick on your bud light. Can free speech. If free speech is in being a reporter and reporting on the crimes your fucking mafia government you live in does.

[Kurt Metzger]

But now. Okay, let me stop you there for a second. So this brings us back to what we're talking about originally. And this is like. And you know, I agree with you, like, everywhere you go now, if you live in a country, you're getting propagandized in some way, either by the corporations, by other countries. But the reason it was so chilling to be in Vancouver was because what you're seeing there is, like, the next step.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, that's right.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's the next step.

[Duncan Trussell]

And so Kamala grew up in Canada.

[Kurt Metzger]

So now can you pull up Kamala Harris talking about censoring Twitter? Look at now. So people have to understand, like, this isn't like, quote, conspiracy theory shit. They really want to implement what they're doing in Canada here. And I saw, I saw video. Oh, wait, is it a false claim? Well, you know, you don't have to just pull the things that, yeah, people should be very, I don't know, pull up one of these. I saw Vice President Harris, I know you wrote to Twitter and the CEO Jack Dorsey and asked him to take away the President's Twitter handle this week. Gave a statement where she said that Elon Musk better watch out.

[C]

He has lost his privileges and it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Should be taken down.

[C]

And the bottom line is that, ok.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right there, you see that? Privileges. So all these fuckers are the same. Your rights, they don't like them.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a privilege.

[Duncan Trussell]

The only right you got is to say your pee pee is a poo poo if you want, but everything else you don't have. No, those are privileges.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a privilege.

[Duncan Trussell]

So remember when the term white privilege came out from that fat cunt from Madison, Wisconsin, Professor Peggy McIntosh. It's the seminal essay that in 2010 or 11, everyone was saying you got to read about white privilege. And she made a list of her privileges that she experienced as a white lady.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's all part of intersectionalism, the concept that people from different backgrounds have different experiences intersecting in light. Oh, wow, that's worth going into debt to learn that amazing, amazing science of oh, no shit. So she put out a thing of her privilege and all the privileges, if you look up the Peggy, Matt, because the reason I know about this is because at the time when you'd heard this nonsense coming out, I would try to have people on my podcast with Chirag called Race Wars. And we liked anybody, we didn't care. We just wanted to know what the hell this was and we didn't understand what it was. You never deal with people from that cult because they're there to destroy. They are there to eat you from the inside out, as they've done. That's what they're there for. Okay, but we're like, well, tell us about this idea. And like, I'm not here to educate you. You're not. I what? I'm just here to tell you what to do. Okay. I like to read, right? So I read the things they tell me to read. They're so insane. And then when I bring it up to people, they would glaze over. And this is where liberals are dumb as shit. The same way a lot of right wingers. Here's the thing. Let me, here's something I resent. The fuck out of vent. Okay. Especially like. So who. Candace. What's her name? Owens.

[Kurt Metzger]

Candace Owens.

[Duncan Trussell]

But I mean, I like her. She was right about, I believe, about France, the Macron. And his wife used to be a man. 100%. She found out Kamala's real family. That picture of the grandma was totally fake. That's a servant. So she does it. Okay. And she knew about this Sabbatai Sevy. And the Frankists. The Frankus revives Sabbatai Seve. Okay? And that's what a lot of. It's not really Jews. It's like. They're like fake Jews. It's the same way if Alistair Crowley became a Satanist from his. But he's still within that paradigm of Christianity. That's what the Frankists are. They're like Satanic Jews. They actually hate Jews.

[Kurt Metzger]

The Frankists hate Jews.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know, again, this is.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wait, hold on.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm having to slow you down because you are making an assumption that. And this is exciting for me because usually in the green room we're having these conversations. I don't have. I'm not. I'm listening to you and I'm not looking this stuff up. Can you Google just Frankus real quick?

[Duncan Trussell]

She talked about it too, but here's the problem. How she talked. I'm just trying to get to this. Okay, so how she talked about it and she knew a lot of stuff, but here's what happened. And then she goes, oh, and she did a thing and we played on Jimmy's show. And I'm like, she's not saying something wrong, but what she's missing the point when she's doing this because she goes, oh, you're anti Semitic. She's anticipating people calling her anti Semitic for saying this. And then she's doing like a voice. Oh, look, she's anti Semitics because it is crazy when you read about this. And she's also leaving out. And everybody needs to understand this about their precious fucking thing to them. So she became Catholic, I think, in 2017, which is weird as shit, by the way. She married a guy who's Catholic.

[Kurt Metzger]

Candace Owens.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. And yeah. Frank is so bad. Right? Well, sweetie.

[Kurt Metzger]

We have to go.

[Duncan Trussell]

My mother, I was Jehovah Witness. My mother was a disillusioned Catholic. Okay, Who. Who? You know, the way people leave religion is when it doesn't do the thing it was supposed to do, that they told you it does. That's when people leave. You could have never talked me out of my religion. Another Jehovah's Witness. You could have never told. Never. Okay. You could have showed me all the science, all the.

[Kurt Metzger]

You were a Jehovah's Witness.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, my whole life.

[Kurt Metzger]

No way.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is why I was even making the point about. With Candace. Oh. It's like. I'm sure Candace would feel the same way. And her talking about this demonic shit like. Okay, now that you've seen this real thing, don't think it's just the other guy's group that you're not in. It's your group. And if you really are a Christian, you'll recognize that if you're part of a football fucking team like some dumb wap like I was lucky enough my Italian mother got out of. Out of being a dirty papist.

[Kurt Metzger]

God damn it.

[Duncan Trussell]

And Jerome and potpourri. True God, guide my hand against your Roman potpourri.

[Kurt Metzger]

Come on.

[Duncan Trussell]

You Bill the Butcher, okay?

[Kurt Metzger]

Give me a fucking break.

[Duncan Trussell]

So look, the whole point is, that's why, like now with the election and Kamala just. Trump has to win. And I don't mean cuz he's good or he's really gonna fix. Trump ain't the savior. There ain't no savior in the form of a president coming. Just so you know. It's debatable about other kinds of saviors. I hope. I hope there is something like that, but it ain't gonna be the President of the United States, no matter what. You're always on the freemason checkerboard, no matter fucking what. And that Kabbalah shit that the Frank is. And all them. What they've done is they think they're like spiritual bungee jumping, that they're gonna go so far down, it snaps us all into the. It's basically a parallel of the Tower of Babel story or the Atlantis story, Right? If you ever see Edgar Cayce, he talked about a thing called the Two Eye Stone, which is spelled like two E. It's not spelled, but they had a network supposedly. You know, Atlantis is like a global government.

[Kurt Metzger]

Really? Is that what it means?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. It's not like one capital. What's the fucking sea God Poseidon like Poseidonopolis or whatever, the fucking Greek. That's the. The main certain one you see with the rings and all that. But it's supposed to be a global. Where they go. And supposedly they were all. They had psy. So they're all linked up. So if. So if they get polluted with something bad, it'll spread and it'll cause problems. So Nimrod takes place after the flood in The Bible, but Nimrod, same thing. We're gonna, we're going to build a Tower of Babel to the singularity. You know, we're going to storm heaven, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, sure.

[Duncan Trussell]

I thought of this before I even looked into any of this. It reminded me when the Twitter came out and everybody started fighting. It reminded me very much of the Tower of Babel that we're going to build this singularity that will unite everyone in a blah, blah. And all of a sudden nobody can speak the same language anymore. So we've all. So now words. Because all the mind control, when we say words to each other, they don't.

[Kurt Metzger]

Mean the same thing anymore.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's a conscious effort to do that. And occultists love double meanings and little. So all the things don't mean the thing now. They like to gape. It's like they like to jam new definitions into words that already have definitions. Like they're gaping them like two dicks in one word.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know where I don't disagree with you on this, it's so interesting because we both have similar ideas about a lot of things. But where you and I think really disagree is I don't think it's so black and white as you do. Like, I don't.

[Duncan Trussell]

What do you mean?

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean like the way I look at it is that all religions, anytime you have a priest class, a hierarchical religion, you are going to within that system find corruption inevitably, but.

[Duncan Trussell]

Or a king. Look, the battle of priests and kings is what this whole shit is.

[Kurt Metzger]

But I don't think, I don't think that within these religions, whatever it may be, whether it's Judaism, Catholicism, Christianity, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Scientologists, the whole thing, I think, has within it many cases of absolute betrayal of what it was bringing into the world.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's the left hand path is what that ultimately ends up.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't think that it's bad. I think that's just what happens when.

[Duncan Trussell]

That'S how they sell it to you.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't think it's his sales. I think it's like, like whenever I've been in like a Christian church or encountered Christians.

[Duncan Trussell]

What's a Christian church?

[Kurt Metzger]

What do you mean?

[Duncan Trussell]

Like what church?

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, I can remember my friend took me and I don't remember the denomination of this particular church, but I can remember being in this church and I was going there. This was earlier when I had less of a interest in Christianity, but I remember like they're doing the mass and I remember this woman is like Giving me the wafer, which is Jesus flesh.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

And I remember looking at her eyes and realizing she believes this is Jesus flesh. But more than that, I realized like the vibe in there was so profoundly good and sweet. And this is, you know, when I used to hang out with the Hare Krishnas or all the different religions that I've encountered, my on the ground experience has always been at the very worst. It's boring. But in general, the precepts that are similar between a lot of these world religions, to me, if everyone were acting in that way, it would be a more peaceful world.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, no shit. There wouldn't be that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right? So I don't see it as like, I don't see it in the same way you do. I don't see like, I don't see.

[Duncan Trussell]

It the way you think I see it, apparently because I don't know what you talking about.

[Kurt Metzger]

I misunderstood you.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, right hand, left hand. Let me tell you what the right hand path is for. In the words of the great Mormon Gordon Hinckley, whatever, who was working at the CIA and tons of allegations. The prophet Gordon Hinckley. I got this from MormonMonarch.org, jrSweet's the guy. Because they all explain the same thing. So you just described your sensations in it. Very pretty. Well, you fill this the good. So that's all of us focusing our intense, a lower magic ritual. All of us focusing our intent.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

On the same thing. You sing now if, if you want to not be insulting, because it's kind of insulting to say that it's like wizardry, what they're doing in a church and they got wizard hats. You could say it's reverse magic. And a lot of churches, old Catholic churches are built on and orthodox are built on former sites of ritual magic. Cuz they're trying to reverse it and they got the bells and the resonance and all that. But then the boredom, the worst thing you felt is boredom. So what are you describing there a feeling that this is good, probably followed by boredom because that's when you're getting fed on by the left hand path.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, come on.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm telling you what they say. And by the way, the cleapot, the thing that we're gonna be moving into, that's vampiric. See, it's. Are you a fucking vampire or not? Okay. That's all.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. Now here's what I would do though. If I really wanted to fuck up the one possible, like the one glowing truth that humanity might be able to warm its hands on once the power goes out. What I would do is. And I don't think you're intentionally doing that. But isn't this exactly what you'd want to do? Like if it's all mind control, wouldn't you say there's some possibility. Your idea of this left hand path stuff within.

[Duncan Trussell]

I didn't make that up.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know, but maybe. How do you know that you haven't been programmed by some other faction? It's just wars of mind control.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. 100%.

[Kurt Metzger]

Look, what faction?

[Duncan Trussell]

Really? Look, here's what the important part of the whole thing. I'll just cut to the shit because I don't know what's true in the Bible. The thing you're talking with the wafer. So there's a guy named Jay Parker you should look up, who grew up in Arden, Delaware.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And he says this artist community, they actually are. They. They have a cult there called the Church of the Marquis of Hell. Don't know what that is. I tried to look it up. There's a. That's a title. So there's a lot of them. He described it. Anyway. It's real creepy fucking shit, okay. And. But his parents who were in it would always joke about how they tricked, you know, because these people, the. I used to wonder, okay, if not Satan is. By the way, that's like low tier hot topic bullshit to form psychopaths for the real shit in the old religion, okay. Like any other thing. Like serenos. La Ma gets New Mexican Mafia out of Southern Mexico, you know, like the same way. Or a minor league baseball team that's the same. And you're just looking for psychopaths. People that can do. Can follow their will no matter what, you understand? And then they get more sophisticated.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

And that. I never understood what Luciferianism was. I always just thought it was like a epithet. But it's a very specific thing. It's about balance. And there's. And theirs goes back to the Frankish and a bunch. And the Jesuits, a bunch of stuff. That's where your forward facing part of you is like beloved. Like your Jimmy Savile charity.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. And then to balance that out, it's not just like, oh, I did a bad thing, so I do a lot of charity to balance out how bad I was. No, you're required to do something bad to balance out that good. You're supposed to keep the dialectic going.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh.

[Duncan Trussell]

Because you are beyond good and evil.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right?

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. So that's what that religion's about.

[Kurt Metzger]

Frankism.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, Luciferianism. These all fall under Luciferianism. It's not the same as Satanism. Satanism's like. Like I said, the hot topic, dyed hair, retard level. Okay?

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm a rebel. I have many satanic friends. This is my guest view.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, I'm sure they know about Love you, Mitch Horowitz. But, yeah, listen, I don't trust that motherfucker at all.

[Kurt Metzger]

Why?

[Duncan Trussell]

Because I watch his lectures at a goddamn Freemason hall. I've watched his lectures and I don't trust him.

[Kurt Metzger]

I used to do a standup show at a Freemason hall in a graveyard.

[Duncan Trussell]

I just got done. I'm just telling you what I just watched. I watch him just lie about. Oh, I don't know if there's even a Templar. There's another guy who's in the goddamn Templars, going on shows, telling his own fucking lie. It don't really matter. They're all the same thing. Mystery school bullshit. And here's something creepy as fuck about Freemasons.

[Kurt Metzger]

What?

[Duncan Trussell]

So when you like, most of it is just going to a fucking thing and whatever. Okay, fine. But why are you doing these ceremonies at all? I don't understand.

[Kurt Metzger]

It must be fun.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, it. What it is, is. Well, Jack the Ripper's crimes, by the way, are Freemate. The slitting. If I tell, may my throat be slit from whatever. Tear my guts out and throw them over my left shoulder. That's what Jack the Ripper did, by the way. He was doing Freemason shit. Those are initiation. They fake him. Okay, so Mitch Horowitz. I don't know what he's plugged into, but it's not good. And you should tell from the chain wallet when you see a guy still wearing a chain wallet, by the way. Okay. I mean, I'm joking, but I'm not.

[Kurt Metzger]

He is. Let me tell you. Mitch Horowitz is such a sweetheart. He's such a nice guy. He's really smart.

[Duncan Trussell]

Michael Aquino was a real nice guy. And very pleasant. His voice would almost put you sleep.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't know much about Aquino.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, you look into him, but you put his picture up.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh. I mean, I know what he looks like. He looks like Dragon.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so.

[Kurt Metzger]

So the last Michael Aquino from the military, by the way.

[Duncan Trussell]

So, you know the satanic panic that bullshit was to cover over a bunch of intel ops that were very disgusting. So this sack of shit.

[Kurt Metzger]

Look at his eyebrows.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Look at him with Sammy Davis and lavey. So anyway, I used to wonder why these people thought, like, they're gonna have a war. Because, you know, when I felt like I was atheist, I just didn't do. I didn't dress up and comb my eyebrows into a devil shape, you know, I just lived my life.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm almost there. I'm almost there, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

So I didn't do goofy shit. So why are they doing that? No, there's a reason they're doing that. Okay. But what this guy Jay Parker said, his parents, they used to laugh. They said they sold Christians cannibalism lite because it's like a vegan version of eating flesh. Right? That's when people would trash Christians way back when. Oh, they're cannibals because they ate Christ's flesh.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And probably what that really was, my guess. What are you doing?

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm trying to get those keno eyes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Why? Why would you do that?

[Kurt Metzger]

Did it work?

[Duncan Trussell]

It did, yeah. Maybe. Maybe you're the only one who could battle him. Look at that. Yo, can you play the video of him on Geraldo Rivera?

[Kurt Metzger]

Michael Aquino, Geraldo Rivera. This guy's a real freak.

[Duncan Trussell]

Now, the main thing, the reason to look all this up is none of the things you're hearing about now are new. They've been happening over and over and over again. So let me give you an example. You know the book of Revelation that and I can't stand. First of all, people think the King James Bible is the only Bible and all that bullshit.

[Kurt Metzger]

I love the King James Bible.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, well, a fucking gay king revised it. It's not even a translation anyway, so Revelation that when it was written, it was about. It was not about America, okay? It was about Rome. Rome, okay, so, so. And it wasn't used. It was in the 1800s when Jehovah Witnesses and the Mormons and all the other places came out of upstate New York like a goddamn tech sector. That's when all of a sudden, revelations about now, okay, again, but it wasn't. They thought that revelation already happened when the Holy Roman Empire or, you know, when the Holy Roman Empire took over. That's like, oh, Christ reigns because we're the one true church.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's not even 666, right? Like, apparently the number of 616. 616. They got it wrong.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think the larger thing is why would a Christian incorporate Gematria into their worship when that's supposed to be witchcraft? That's a larger question. But here's what I realized about Revelation, okay? Because you're going to see people like this fulfills the thing in Rev I mean, you can plug in all kind of shit. Yeah, it was about Rome. Hey, remember that viral thing? Do men think about Rome every day? Why do men think about Rome every day? Because we're redoing Rome. So that means Revelation is going to apply again.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, follow me on this, because this is what I've been thinking about. That this is.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. We're going to zoom back a little bit, Simplify. I think the reason the book of Revelations.

[Duncan Trussell]

Revelation.

[Kurt Metzger]

The book of mine's Revelations. I have a better one.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, it's not the apocalypse.

[Kurt Metzger]

You can call it the. So this is what I think. I think that. And again, this is a really fun conversation as two people really get into this stuff. You want to find what is the E equals MC squared. What's the simplification of what we're talking.

[Duncan Trussell]

About as above so below?

[Kurt Metzger]

I think it's power. I think what we're talking about is when power gets imbalanced in massive ways, it shows up like the Kali Yuga. It shows up like the Book of Revelations. The Book of Revelation is not prophecy, but rather.

[Duncan Trussell]

What do you think prophecy is? Fortune telling.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. From the standard. From the standard perspective, or a prophet is someone who is getting a divine message and then relaying it to the world.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so that's very different. The way people think of prophets, is that as like a fortune teller or a tarot reading or something? It's not. And it's been made into that for most people. It's really not what they are. You know what profit is?

[Kurt Metzger]

What?

[Duncan Trussell]

They're just pointing out the thing in front of your fucking face that's there right now in the present.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right?

[Duncan Trussell]

And then. And I've seen it firsthand, because people go. Three years later, they go, hey, I think something's up with Diddy. Okay?

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

So they're not telling the future. People have had their entire sense of time distorted and now they got extra shit to do this with electromagnetic waves and all kinds of ways to manipulate your very concept of time. Do you understand how crazy, you know. Oh, are they using a device at time travel? What if I could just use a thing on the population and set your clock back 20 years. And now I'm in the future. Oh, I time traveled.

[Kurt Metzger]

Cool.

[Duncan Trussell]

Do you understand that's what this shit's about? It's so the mind control where I control your imagination and I lock you into certain patterns and you know, what you must not do and this and that. Yeah, right. If I do that to enough people, that's a high Magic ritual. So now we went from me lying and manipulating to now it's reality. Because I chained together enough of these processors to make the Matrix I want. That's what they do. If you do it to enough people, it becomes high magic and it becomes reality. And now you're watching people set in, literally different. You know, when I first heard this, this idea that kind of blew my mind, that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Look, we have to think about pants, friends. That's where we're at. You gotta wear pants. Get arrested if you don't. And so if you're gonna choose pants, you got some options. You're either gonna get old school style jeans that were made for minors. They were made for people working in factories. They were made to withstand gears that kids would fall into in the early 1800s. So at least you still got the genes. Maybe the crushed bodies of the child or are no longer useful for your buggy factory, but you got those genes to give to another kid. Those aren't comfortable genes. Those are the genes of death. Those are genes that remind us of the bloody past of humanity and make us so happy to live in the current world that we are. And why are we happy? Because of the perfect gene. I recently got a pair of jeans from the perfect gene. And this is it. This is it. There will never be a better gene. No one will try. I imagine there's many people out there who are gene creators and they're probably in. They're gone. They just wandered off drooling into the woods. I'm sure the woods of our planet are filled with heartbroken seamstresses who thought they were gonna get into the gene business and then found a pair of the perfect Jean and realized now you're never. I couldn't do this. I won't. There's no way it would be like it would. I'm not. I'm not God. These jeans fit like they're custom made. Stretch like you wouldn't believe. They look fantastic. The fabric is as soft as the undergunt of a unicorn. And they're durable enough to survive, and they're durable enough that they could be the undergun of a unicorn. As you know, the undergun of a unicorn often gets briars and thorns as they gallop through the forest. The perfect gene also has a seriously massive range of sizes with six fits from skinny to thick. Thick waist sizes from 26 to 50 in lengths 26 to 38. So it doesn't matter if you're a short king thick daddy or something in between, you can find the perfect fit for the body you're rocking. For a limited time, our listeners get 15% off their first order, plus free shipping at ThePerfectGene NYC. Or Google the perfect gene and use code Duncan. 15 for 15% off. I put these babies on and I felt like I was baptized again. Singularity is near, friends. While we still exist in 3D space, why not slip on some perfect genes and celebrate existence itself? Thank you, perfect jeans.

[Duncan Trussell]

You know, in Egypt. I don't know, Egypt's a long. A long time of a thing, so there's a lot of. But the idea your body is inside your soul, not the other way around.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, cool.

[Duncan Trussell]

Have you ever heard anything like that?

[Kurt Metzger]

I think you told it to me once.

[Duncan Trussell]

When I heard, I was like, that's now. I think it's more complex than that, but essentially that's what it is. So what does that mean? You got a bubble of reality around you?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And Michael Aquino, this creep would talk about that. I fell asleep listening to this asshole talk. No, I didn't mean to. Oh, no, but that's in Frank Herbert's Dune. The voice. The voice is not some scary alien God voice. The voice is real pleasant and it makes you tired. It makes you sleepy. It's hypnosis. And by the way, that shit's real powerful, okay? You don't even have to know. You can look out for it. That's what I'm saying. You can't avoid them trying to do it to you. You can't avoid that, but you can look out for it and know how you're being tricked.

[Kurt Metzger]

So what are you. So, okay, so you. Your soul lives inside of a reality bubble. I'm talking about your soul specifically.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I'm just saying for the sake of what we just talked about, your sort of reality tunnel you're in. You exist in a world where the majority of world religions are hypnotic mind control devices.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's human nature is programmability.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, wait, let me finish my question. So you're in a world of like, intense mind control with various sort of, like, puppeteers behind it that are nefarious in nature and are attempting to gain control over people. So what, when you. What do you do day to day to deal with living in that kind of world? Like what, what, do you have a technique or a method that you use to, like. Not completely.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like, I'm having some claws while I talk about it. You ever have claws? I like a nice vape and a claw.

[Kurt Metzger]

Can I see why you've been drinking One Claw.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is a Three Claw podcast. By the way, I brought exactly three claws to this. I planned the claws on.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait a minute. The whole time you've been talking about mind control, I have not noticed that you are drinking watermelon White Claw.

[Duncan Trussell]

Best White Claw there is. Dude, it takes exactly three white claws.

[Kurt Metzger]

I have diabetes. I can't drink this shit. But, man, listen, if I had to guess, dude, don't you think drinking White Claw is more dangerous than hanging out with Jesuits or Frankists?

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, no, I've never had my asshole fucked while I have flashing lights in my eyes.

[Kurt Metzger]

You just reminded me. Speaking of getting your asshole fucked, guess what I did yesterday.

[Duncan Trussell]

I should. I can't colonoscopy. Oh, yeah, that's great.

[Kurt Metzger]

Have you gotten one before?

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, my God. That's the only way I can get that Michael Jackson milk, dude. Michael Jackson milk, you get milk.

[Kurt Metzger]

Can we talk about Propofol for a second?

[Duncan Trussell]

Michael had it every night to go to sleep.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like this. I don't know how I want.

[Duncan Trussell]

What if he needed that to sleep every night? Dude, Michael needed that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, let me ask.

[Duncan Trussell]

You know why? Because he was innocent.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And all the accusations. No, because he didn't do it.

[Duncan Trussell]

So he needs the dream to sleep.

[Kurt Metzger]

Let me tell. Do you know how hard it is to fall asleep with a lot of kids in your house? They're fucking loud.

[Duncan Trussell]

You use melatonin. Well, Michael, got milk?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, dude, Propofol. If you had it in your house, like, just imagine this. Like it's next to your bed. It's. Somehow there's a new Propofol technology or like a new mattress that injects Propofol into you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Would you use it? Come on. You'd use it. You wouldn't use it.

[Duncan Trussell]

You know what I would use?

[Kurt Metzger]

What?

[Duncan Trussell]

Ghb.

[Kurt Metzger]

Ghb. I've never fallen down on ghb.

[Duncan Trussell]

I've never tried it. But let me tell you about ghb because a lot of people don't seem to know shit about it. And they get a lot of stuff wrong. So GHB is. Now, if you poison yourself with it, it's gonna be real bad, you know?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And you can wipe, do all kinds of. But four hours of GHB sleep. Unlike Propofol. But Propofo felt great. I thought. It does. GHB is like. It's like 12 hours of sleep. To get four hours of sleep on GHB, it came out as a bodybuilder thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

You used to be able to buy it at gnc.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's right. And so it's. While you're sleeping, you're stimulating human growth hormone.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

It also is like a sexual. It makes people kind of horny.

[Kurt Metzger]

Does it? I never got horny on ghb.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't. I've never tried it. So I don't know. It's not taste. It's not a thing. The thing where you, like, put it in and it changes the color of your drink. And they. So ghb, you would never not know it was in your drink. It definitely has a flavor, a taste to it. Yeah, that's Rou Hypnol. Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

There's something else GHB is good for, and they're using to treat stuff. And guess what?

[Kurt Metzger]

What?

[Duncan Trussell]

That's infringing on a bunch of separate medications that cost a lot of money. So they made some law. And it's named after a girl's name, like Meghan's law.

[Kurt Metzger]

Sure.

[Duncan Trussell]

Who was not raped. Date rape. With. There was no GHB involved in her attack at all. But they put her name on it because a pharmaceutical company paid for that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, my God.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's absolutely. Now that is. So here's something crazy. It's absolutely illegal. You have to know somebody that cooks it to get it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. But Rohypnol is a less of a sketch. The actual roofies. There's somehow some way you can legally obtain roofies, and they are still manufactured.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, this is interesting.

[Duncan Trussell]

Not ghb.

[Kurt Metzger]

See, I remember for a second everyone was talking about Rohyphnol, and then it just disappeared. No one talked about it anymore. Everyone just stopped talking about it. Then it was ghb. Holy shit. That's crazy.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's all the drugs. All the drugs, dude. And, oh, marijuana is my favorite because if you look into how Ultra and Monarch and MK often. And all the names they have, they have lists of what every kind of chemical known to man does to people's minds. You heard in Colombia, there's that stuff that hookers put on their nipples that makes you completely black out. And you'll give them all your money and you won't remember anything.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah, it's the voodoo drug. It's. It's. They. They make it out of, like, something out of the ocean. It's got like. It's crazy. The ingredients are crazy.

[Duncan Trussell]

They'll say things like, I took your heart and replaced it with a stone.

[Kurt Metzger]

Zombie dust. This is like when they would Talk about zombies.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's like, you know how zombification works?

[Kurt Metzger]

It's this shit, right? It's.

[Duncan Trussell]

They tell you they have your soul.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

You believe them.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Now you're afraid to do it. Now you're under control.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

So do you understand how that works? You think our government wouldn't learn how to big farm of that immediately if they could?

[Kurt Metzger]

Any government would want to do that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Any corporation would want to do that. In fact, a lot of them have their own proprietary blends that they use to do it. That's why it's not all under control of one. Even though it's one company, it was really just one big corporation. That's what I consider Satan to be, by the way, the big corporation. It's a collective. It is not. Satan's a title adversary. He's not God's enemy. It's your enemy. God's the author of the book. George R.R. martin is not threatened by the mountain.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

You understand? Okay. The characters in the book are threatened by the mountain.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right? Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Also, Satan is not a creator. Satan's a fucking hack. So people get twisted in this idea that Satanism is. No, Satanism is like somebody trolling you on the Internet to drain fucking energy out of you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Satan is the producer and Satan is the one signing the, you know, not the artist. That's the big trick. And when you hear these stories about the guy selling his soul, let's say they're not real at all. They're metaphors.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's the same as fucking getting a record contract. It was going diddy diddy and signing your soul. The devil are the same theme.

[Kurt Metzger]

Speaking of which, can you pull up Diddy lubricant? Ghb? Did you read this shit?

[Duncan Trussell]

I already knew that. Yeah. There's probably not just GHB in there. It's probably also liquid cocaine. Remember Jonathan Odie? No, put Jonathan Ottie. I don't know how people don't know about this.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, wait, look. Just so people can see this. The. The baby. Okay. They are saying the baby oil is laced with. With drugs with it. With ghb.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't think there's any oil at.

[Kurt Metzger]

All with rohyphenol or ghb. They mentioned it there. Allegedly laced baby oil with rohyphenol or ghb.

[Duncan Trussell]

So now it's ghb. Probably because GHB has more of a aphrodisiac effect. Supposedly. I've never tried it, but it seems.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like if you're giving, if you're giving someone like a roh. A GHB massage. You could kill him. Because people do die on ghb.

[Duncan Trussell]

That might be what Kim, his wife that died.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh.

[Duncan Trussell]

Because she got a massage before she died, which is very strange.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, dude OD'd on the trail of blood.

[Duncan Trussell]

So I don't know if you vomit blood or whatever happens, but whoa, very easy. Why did she get a massage and she didn't have any electronics, like her phone and all that around.

[Kurt Metzger]

Holy.

[Duncan Trussell]

So that sounds like making sure you can't get help. But I don't know. Like I said, I don't know. It's weird to have. You know, it's weird when people keep dying around you. But, you know, everybody brings up the Clinton, the Hillary. What is it? Clinton, death, death count or something. All the people that have died around the Clintons.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Go look into the Bushes and the Cheney's and everybody else.

[Kurt Metzger]

All of them have.

[Duncan Trussell]

Just go look into Obama.

[Kurt Metzger]

Tons of people die. The chef, the Obama chef.

[Duncan Trussell]

I can't believe how much Trump. Trump is innocent compared to these people, which I would have thought he had done way worse shit, right? If they had it, okay, he would be in jail. Remember all the things, none of them have worked out, right? All of those trials, right? Not one has worked out.

[Kurt Metzger]

I mean, that is a very frustrating. Okay, so here's what's frustrating about that. Like when you look at every American president and you look at, wait, they.

[Duncan Trussell]

Gotta get him on a crime that they are not also guilty of or they're fucked. So that's the challenge.

[Kurt Metzger]

It has to be a new crime.

[Duncan Trussell]

It has to be a thing that they. You can't easily go, you did that. So the Mar a Lago top secret files, and then Biden has him. And next week, by the way, Hillary's emails thing every moron I know. And by the way, smart people, but they're like moronic. Like, I don't think she would do. Yeah, my grandma has a fucking separate server she keeps in her bathroom.

[Kurt Metzger]

But this is the part that really is scary, which is that there does seem to be a lot of people in the world unwilling to accept that nothing's really changed. Power is violent, power is aggressive. Power breaks laws that were not allowed to change.

[Duncan Trussell]

Why do you think it didn't change? I'll tell you why. Because rather than focusing on who's right about the ultimate answer, here's what you should focus on. You live under a system, a pyramid, if you will. A timeless pyramid of fucking slavery. And what are the pyramid bricks built out of the perpetrator victim cycle.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And so the way we keep the pyramid timeless. Timeless architecture to the pyramid.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is by victimizing and then revi. Okay, so the appeal of Jesus, you don't have to think he's a real guy. Maybe he's an atopa or an egregore. Maybe he's. That it don't fucking matter. The point of Jesus is not love. Forgiveness, that you can be forgiven. The concept that not only can you be forgiven, anybody wants to be, genuinely should be. And if you don't, it's harmful to you. Now what's the point of that? To make people weak so we can have power over. And that's a story they'll tell you from a secular point of view. No. The pyramid's based on victim perpetrator dynamics. Everyone's guilty and everyone's a victim. As this comes out. If you the only way we get out of this.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Now some guy when I was out of town and my girl sending me the ring camera of these fucking wiry, you know the kind of homeless they got here? These meth head coyote dudes.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Motherfuckers coming on my porch and like they'll harass my go people. So fucking passive dude here, it's sickening. And they're gonna get. It's gonna get worse and worse because they're like that. But I'm like, I'm stomp this guy to death. I'm seeing this thing. I can't do nothing in a hotel. I mean it put me in a rage. Dude, he came, stole my fucking ashtray off the porch. And I was looking at this scumbag and he's trying to like pull the camera off because he must have gone there before. Okay. So my instinct is not to forgive him. My instinct is to get something lethal, a taser, maybe that foam look for him and just practice. Because I think if the cops won't come to protect me, they ain't gonna do nothing for him.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

How the fuck am I gonna not feel that way?

[Kurt Metzger]

Right?

[Duncan Trussell]

I still can't tell you. Christ compels me not to, but I understand what the weakness is and what the structure is. And that's the point. And I think these people think of the old religion like we made up Christ. There's like three or four of them. Oh, I'm sure there is. I think it's the Shakespeare thing, the play and everybody's got.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And. But you audition for the role you want and you can play that Role, Right. You could play the role you want to play. Fucking script. Yeah, people do, but because that was written into the script by these assholes, I think it. Them. I think they don't want you to know that. I think that they don't want you to know your rights, which is to be forgiven. Because the people in the real dark right have done things that are so crazy, whether they wanted to or not. And they've been told, you can never be forgiven now.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right?

[Duncan Trussell]

And there is no and they do, like, crazy elaborate plays to little kids. So basically, Jesus comes in.

[Kurt Metzger]

So you're. Basically what you're saying is forgiveness. Forgiveness is the antithesis of the slavery.

[Duncan Trussell]

System, shaped like a pyramid. That's why they love pyramids.

[Kurt Metzger]

For this shit to work, it requires unforgivable sins. And that creates division, Victim, perpetrator, cycle.

[Duncan Trussell]

Forever, forever for the pyramid not to collapse. Okay? It's a very strong. You know what I mean? And it's timeless. It's a timeless thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay?

[Duncan Trussell]

So the idea that you could be forgiven, but you gotta forgive also. Okay? You got to forgive other people. And just the act of that. Of it makes you conscious of how you're. You're wrong, too. And then maybe your anger should go down a little.

[Kurt Metzger]

This is. Man. I've never heard it like this, but.

[Duncan Trussell]

Truly, I never thought of it like that until I looked into what. I never understood the exorcist because I was like, okay, I'm Satan or Pazuzu or whatever the. And why would I do this? Make a big show possessing someone. The second that you see the girls floating to and her head's spinning around.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

It proves God's real. You just like, why would you. How does that. As a strategy?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think it's something like. Not that's a real story, but like, you know the Frighteners with Michael J. Fox?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, sure.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's in league with some goat and then he fake exercises them. I look at things like Internet scams. So getting demonically possessed is like you followed a Nigerian email or a fishing scam. A dybbuk in Judaism is not a fallen angel. It's a dead person. It's called a means clinger. Like a body thetan from Scientology or a computer virus.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right, right, right.

[Duncan Trussell]

So you go around in the akashic records or whatever the fuck, the dark deep web of your subconscious.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

You might come back with some viruses.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, right.

[Duncan Trussell]

It doesn't matter. Okay. If you want to think of it in terms of spiritual shit, you don't have to you could think of it like a computer. Yeah, right, With a mafia. It's all the same shit. You gotta look at the themes. Those are like the Legos that build the programming. And you can. And you'll just see him repeat over and over again and something's going on. I don't know what, but there's something way above everybody's pay grade where they're having a little battle over something and there's too many greedy. And keep in mind, these are people that believe in hyper. That's where the lizard shit is coming from too. Is like this dinosaur evolution. Like hyper eugenics, you know, dude, you should live if you're not fit to live. Nazi shit.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, I'm. Listen, this is a. This is so. I think the. The only. Like when you so. And especially when you break it down in this sort of shotgun blast of all these various things, you're doing a good job connecting them. The answer, if you really want to push back against this, the demiurge, the. Whatever you want to call it, that's them. The way to push back is actually the antithesis of what you're taught. From the moment you can walk, it's not to fight.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, I was taught. Now, here's the thing. To give credit to Jehovah's Witnesses. I was taught that. I was taught, do not join the military. There's no war. That's okay with God. Don't salute the flag. I never saluted a flag in my life.

[Kurt Metzger]

Idolatry.

[Duncan Trussell]

Of course it is.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

What do you think was a Sig Heil when the first flag salute was Bellamy sled?

[Kurt Metzger]

No way.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes, the Bellamy salute. Well, you tilt your hand up a little more.

[Kurt Metzger]

Hitler fucked up so many things because.

[Duncan Trussell]

It'S like fucked up the Sig Heil for no. What it means the mustache, the powers that were really in control. Hitler is just like a gain of function thing that got out of hand. Okay, yeah, he ain't the main. They put it like the main guy, but they're really the bad guys. Kevin Feige of Marvel, not Thanos. You got to think of the parent corporation. And parent corporation is all that was invented here in America. In fact, in the 1800s, when all these religions came out and the founder of Jehovah Witnesses was a Freemason. I've looked in all kinds of that. Said they were doing a Nokian magic at the Watchtower site. Maybe they were. I've never seen anything like that. And I got my problems with them a hundred percent. I would never join it again. But one thing I did get from it is how Christianity is supposed to work regarding forgiveness and turning the things that you would be told is they to make you weak as a trick so you don't rise up against your leaders. There's so much bullshit surrounding it. But the bottom line is, psychologically speaking, how would you ever be able to forgive someone for the horrible things they do? Well, one guy who didn't do nothing wrong ever, right this bill. Everybody feels in their gut of like a, hey. That we were slaves. Or I, you took away my slave. Like the anger that like a bill's being passed down.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And no one's paying this bill. Like the national debt. Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

So crazy.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know if we could have a national debt. Jesus. But it's something like that. So a guy that doesn't know shit is like, I'll handle it, guys. You could do something bad to me. And then. Because I didn't do nothing wrong. Okay. Which is a real crime. I mean, it's a horrible crime to take a guy who did nothing wrong and treat him like he was the lowest piece of this is the story. Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like he's lower than she.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And because I did that, now you can forgive each other for what you did. Because pretty bad what happened to me, and I didn't have it coming. So now when you're mad about the unfair that happened, you could think of my story and go, oh, you know what? A guy paid this bill. So now I don't have to surround my life like the Northman movie about revenge.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

He doesn't leave with the girl. He's got to get revenge on his uncle.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like, right. I don't have to be in the revenge cycle for ever.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Which is what everybody and everything is cycle. Everything's pushed into that. And then meanwhile, you're. You are a piece of shit as you're enacting your revenge, damaging God knows who. And that's. They put. That's the. In the plane of cause. This is in magic that I've found. There's a plane of cause and the plane of effect. Plane of cause is probably where the sub. The subconscious Internet and all that. So that's why it's both psychological and if you get enough consciousnesses together, focusing it becomes reality.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so this is amazing for a couple of different reasons. One, it's a synchronicity. You're talking about the destruction, essentially the destructions of the symbolic pyramids. And I have to say this, I'm sorry to do this guys, we are at 107,000 subscribers. I've been saying we're doing a thing called Operation Beast Blast. I'm gonna get more subscribers than Mr. Beast, and my plan is to take the capstone off.

[Duncan Trussell]

Have you tried trafficking children like Mr. Beast? The White Oprah? He doesn't traffic kids. Come on. I have fun with Mr. Beast. We're just making a joke. He doesn't do that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Here's my plan. My plan is he does have some.

[Duncan Trussell]

Questionable people around kids, and he starves the contestants.

[Kurt Metzger]

Here's what's the thing that we crazy right now about. What you're saying though, is like for a while, I've been telling people, and I do intend to do this if I can get as many subscribers as him. I'm gonna take the capstone off the Great Pyramid of Giza, hollow it out missing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Already.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know. I mean, I'm gonna hollow it out, whatever the fucking top part is, okay? And then I'm gonna fill it with Diet Coke and drop Mentos in there. I'm gonna blow up the Great Pyramid.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think that's biblical manna.

[Kurt Metzger]

You got it.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think it was what manna was in the scripture and God told me to do this.

[Kurt Metzger]

And now you guys see, it's more. It's a symbol. I didn't just want to blow up the fucking pyramids. I want to take down the power structure.

[Duncan Trussell]

See how timeless pyramids are like this architecture. And I was doing a show in somewhere in Seattle, but some guy said something really funny because I was trying to make a flat earth joke and I was asking about what? Conspiracy. I asked something about conspiracy and the guy said, he blurted out this conspiracy that, oh, they were controlled by interdimensional trillionaires. And I'm like, no, sir. I said for conspiracy, not reality, not literal reality.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know.

[Duncan Trussell]

Interdimensional trillionaires. That's so great band name because it's how the world works.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

So look at these people that are really high up, how detached they are from your earthly life. Okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

They live in another fucking realm. Oh, are there extra dimensional non human intelligences out there that we can't see? Yes, they're called the homeless. They're all around you. Sometimes we have encounters with them. They say there's a smell.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know this actually the homeless, you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Don'T see them, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. They're invisible to people. People invisibilize that you do. They walk around, they won't even look at you.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is fine.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, this is fine. Just ignore It.

[Duncan Trussell]

I used to say that. Okay. But it's like you now at this point to go, this is fine. You, you, you're firmly in the control of the thing and it's a combination. It's not any one thing but the blue light from all the screens. I cannot sleep without a tv. I need the wine of the tv. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure if I didn't have it, I would get used.

[Kurt Metzger]

To put you down.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's just I can't in a hotel. I'd be alone. I had to have noise.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. I just started noticing I sleep better if I leave the news on than if I turn it off.

[Duncan Trussell]

I lived in New York for 20 years and. And it's like being used to sleeping in a prison where you're like now it's too still, you know.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, you got the New York. Oh, right. Yeah, it is.

[Duncan Trussell]

So New York's a big prison. It's a big prison that institutionalizes people and they can't leave. If you watch My Dinner with Andre, which I never have, there's a clip that floats around where the guy describes it it perfectly. So it's nothing new. All this shit's not new. In fact, when I think about it, they've probably been running the same cycle over and over again. Really? And when you think about dates, like, I have no idea what fucking year it is. I know there's like three different stories about that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Thinking about that. There's just like an arbitrary number, so.

[Duncan Trussell]

We count downwards to zero and then. Jesus, and then back up.

[Kurt Metzger]

I love it.

[Duncan Trussell]

What is the purpose of that? And you know, they're like, oh, so think of all the fossils. Think of in science, like all the fossils. Not any religious cuckoo. Okay. Think of the science. They're going to tell you an estimate of the. How many years it is, but we have no idea what year we're in. Like, we're already using faulty shit handed to us.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And then all the people that are rational or scientific materialists and you're dipshit if you are, you're imbalanced, you're mentally unbalanced if you are purely a scientific materialist. That's called not being balanced.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, right. Yeah. You're just all in the earth realm, you're missing half the story and it's on purpose.

[Duncan Trussell]

And then the thing of like the Gnostic idea that all matter is basically evil. Right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

You know, in the old stories, in the Bible, it's not a coherent book, obviously, because so much shit's cobbled together, but it's not bad automatically that God saw that it was good what he made. And then gradually, around the time when Paul takes over, when David miscaviges Christianity, that's when we get the thing that's that, oh, material life is just evil. All just matter is evil. You know, that thing like you're supposed to. Only I don't think, I think that's a bit extreme as well. But you notice there's always a theme of not balance. And, and then when it is balanced, then you get this Luciferian shit that isn't balanced. It's fucking. I'm gonna be insane and bipolar. Like I'm a good guy on the outside and then secretly I do horrific things.

[Kurt Metzger]

Crazy, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

I never considered we didn't believe in hell when as Jehovah's Witness, as a. The way it's taught, as a thing we, you know, you call annihilationism. If you really studied in a school, I guess. Yeah, but I never considered this idea that some egos maybe are so strong. Like, you know, why would you be tortured forever while you're conscious? Why would God even do that? And they go, well, you choose to do that. That sounds like the mafia to me. Right? Here's what I didn't, what I couldn't consider because of how viscerally that I'm like, that's just absolutely unfair. Or they go, well, sin against God's eternal, because God's eternal. Really bad answers. Jobs and witnesses didn't teach that shit. They taught you die like Adam ate the day you will surely die. I mean, he didn't die that day. Kind of weird, but okay, the wages of sin is death. It's not hell forever. Okay. What I never even considered though is what if my ego is so strong that the idea of me just being annihilated is unacceptable. So I would accept living in some terrible way where my ego just goes on hungry for something that truly is hell and it is awful and I should just.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, you know what? You just.

[Duncan Trussell]

But I won't do it because my ego. And now that's all that's left. I don't have to spark God no more.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so this, what you just described is in Buddhism described as, this is why we reincarnate. So people, one of the critiques of Buddhism and there's a lot out there that people have and generally their misunderstandings of it is this invention of reincarnation is a kind of desperate attempt to deal with the death problem, which is like, it's great you reincarnate Forever so you don't die. In Buddhism that's not good. In Buddhism the idea is to it's.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like getting left back or something.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's like being addicted to anything. It's just addiction. So the idea is like you have to train yourself in this human life so that when you die there's some opportunity to not reincarnate. There's some opportunity to let go to Jehovah's Witness out to completely be gone.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, they believe they're gonna be resurrected in the new system of things like back to Garden of Eden conditions. How it's supposed to be where we weren't supposed to die. I'm telling you the teaching of it I even supposed to not die.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know what be really funny is if because of this podcast I've become a Jehovah's Witness, that it sounds great.

[Duncan Trussell]

Look, look, here's the bottom line. I have no the things that I feel are real. I'm going to just go with them. Okay?

[Kurt Metzger]

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[Duncan Trussell]

All I care about is the truth. Number one, I don't care about the institution. And once the institution fucks up to protect the institution, I'm gone. Because you told me you're not like the others. You said you don't do that. Well, they do do that. They did that with. Now, finally, Catholics have outdone us. Jehovah's Witnesses, not the Catholics. Jehovah's Witnesses used to have the biggest settlement for child abuse in a church in American history.

[Kurt Metzger]

I didn't know that. That's so fucked up.

[Duncan Trussell]

Not the Catholic Church, just recently. The thing Kamala blocked for years, the Archdiocese of la. It's like a huge amount of money they had to pay out, but it's like 800 million or something crazy. But why? It wasn't some clergy or something. It wasn't like an elder. They're not really clergy. But it wasn't like a person of authority. Some guy just studying the Bible. Jehovah's Witnesses did it. But when we found out about it, what did they do? They kept it. They didn't go to the cops, they didn't report it. They handled it in house like a college Jesus. Because what about the reputation of the organization? Well, now you've ruined it for me, with me right now. I know. And no, I don't want to hear you're going to do better now because I know what they did in court to try to not make restitution for what they did. Some guy smuggled it out of the headquarters on a. On a chip. All the records of this fucking hero. And you know the amount we used to trash Catholics as pagans like many other kind of denominations would do. Yeah, okay. Hey. Oh, but we have the highest settlement against us, right? Look, the bottom line is whatever group that you trust, the ins, do not trust. How do you miss this point of Jesus if you say you're a Christian? The institution. If you're trusting the institution, you're a moron.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's what Jesus would say.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so there's not an authority of like, it's just so stupid. But people want to cling to that.

[Kurt Metzger]

People want to cling to the institution, you know? Okay, we are running out of time. I want to end this on a positive note. Can you pull up for me, Josh, Jeremy Seville's eyeball ring. I just want to know.

[Duncan Trussell]

Really? He's got that for real?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. And I want to know if you can help me explain what the fuck these eyeballs represent.

[Duncan Trussell]

How do you have them on his fingers? Did he have them, like, every other finger?

[Kurt Metzger]

He would go and get them out of fucking cadavers.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wait, that's a real eye.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's a glass eye. And he would get them out of fucking. Now look that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh. So you see. Okay, you see how the rings are? Are every other finger like that?

[Kurt Metzger]

No, look up Seville. I think it's. What's his name? What's the. No, it's Jimmy Savile. Jimmy. I said Jeremy. Jimmy Savile eyeball ring. Because, you know, Jeffrey Epstein had a wall of glass.

[Duncan Trussell]

My girl's podcast, the Bad Art Show. We had his art collection.

[Kurt Metzger]

And you saw the eyeball.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, we showed. He had, like, a cool. Like, Pee Wee's Playhouse.

[Kurt Metzger]

There you go. There you go.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, so what the. Why do these pedophiles. Why are they in the glass eyes? Why did Epstein have a wall of glass eyes?

[Duncan Trussell]

It's not because they're a pedophile. That's magic. That's a cult. Now, you see how his fingers are set? So there's a guy that you can look up on a bunch of channels. You might have seen him. He's the guy from the American Templar Knights association that is authorized to talk about the Templar Knights. Now, have you seen him? You got real bags under his eyes. Oh, look him up. He'll tell you all about the Templars. And some of the information I'm sure is good, but there's lots of parts left out. But if you look at his rings while he's talking, and I asked because my girl used to know. She used to do chaos magic. Yeah, I know, it's gross.

[Kurt Metzger]

Chaos magic is great. Mitch Horowitz is cool. But I don't understand these fucking rings, man.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like Sammy Davis Jr. Who don't know no better than one day he realized. And he didn't go back, you see Eddie Murphy talking about meeting Sammy. Satan's as powerful as God, man. That's why there's so much hate in the world. Dude, Eddie Murphy's on riding in Cars with. I don't remember the name.

[Kurt Metzger]

Just take a note of that, please. I've got a family I'm trying to build my YouTube channel.

[Duncan Trussell]

So wait, watch Eddie Murphy laughing about it, about hanging out with Sammy Davis. And he's saying this. And then Sammy Davis saw how he reacted, where he's like, what the fuck are you talking about? And he stopped finally. And they're laughing in the car about it. Okay, him and Sci Fi are laughing in the car. Oh, that kooky fuck is Sammy. Dave. But Sammy's got a. Oh, we never played the Geraldo thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, yeah, play the fucking Geraldo thing of this guy. This is a good way to close out a very. You know.

[Duncan Trussell]

By the way, remember the Satanic panic where everybody panicked. If you're talking about Satanism as legitimate Satanists, define. Okay, so he's from the Temple of Set. So he left the Church of Satan because it wasn't spiritual enough.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Because he made contact with Set while he was in a.

[Kurt Metzger]

Well, he's a dork. I mean, look. I mean, this is a dork.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's a colonel.

[Kurt Metzger]

Whatever. He's still a dork.

[Duncan Trussell]

He worked for the dia, the Defense Intelligence Agency.

[Kurt Metzger]

Still a dork.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, look at his.

[Kurt Metzger]

Look. What is he fucking. Where does he get his haircut? It's like that kid from the Addams Family. I mean, that's the look he's going for.

[Duncan Trussell]

So Eddie Munster here, I don't know if you know, was smeared by the Satanic panic. He's just an upstanding American serviceman that looks like Eddie Munster. And they. They smeared his good. The good name of the Temple of Set that they do things to children. Hey, if churches that are, you know, God, churches, if they do that, do you expect me to believe the people that worship Satan don't do that? That's what they expect you to believe.

[Kurt Metzger]

Will you hit play on this again? I want to.

[Duncan Trussell]

So they always go, it's the Christians that do that. Oh, you. But do you think it's wrong to do that, or are you just saying that they do it too? They're just saying they do it too. This motherfucker, okay? He's in the so many. He figures into almost every missile book. Yeah. And keep in mind, he worked for the United States military. He invented the Psyop. Later. Mind war. We're way beyond mind war now. You can see Oliver Stone's kid, what's his name interview. Did one of the last interviews with him. He was found. The official thing is he shot himself in the head during COVID Now, he did not. Yeah, when I told. I can't remember. I like the Guy, I forget his name. Oliver Stone's son. That does a bunch of things.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh God, yeah. I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I don't know. He does, he does podcasts and stuff, right?

[Duncan Trussell]

He interviewed this, this guy, this guy. Now let me tell you a creepy ass story that happened. So I'm. I was looking at the 20 and back space program.

[Kurt Metzger]

I love that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, dude, did you know Edgar Casey, the psychic guy that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Wait, explain 20 and back real quick again, a lot of people don't, like, people might not know what that is.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, the first guy to start bringing it up was some like full of shit guy with like his blue avian bullshit.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

But the, the way I heard about it while looking up alien shit, I would say look up this guy, Darrell James.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

D A R Y L James. Because his story really. And he may be making it up, I don't know. But his is. Had. Had such bizarre things I hadn't heard before that it just stuck in my memory. Okay. So that pulled me into learning about how the mind control, whatever aliens or any of this shit is until we address MK Monarch, okay. Which you're seeing it poke out its head over and over again. That figures into this heavily. So all the people talking about UFOs and the intel community and who knows about the aliens, they never bring up mkm. They never bring up this. But. But guess what this guy did.

[Kurt Metzger]

What?

[Duncan Trussell]

Because he supposedly served with my. He said Michael Aquino. I'm like, why don't I know that? I hadn't thought about it many years. And he said this dude's like a shell. Like they, they prepped him young to absorb some. Like when he takes his form, which in some esoteric things you would say is an etheric form.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Or you could say it's an alien. So black snakehead, like false to doom from the first Conan movie. James Earl Jones.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And he said it was like an overlay over him and it would like stand in the back behind him, like in the shadow and he's. And when things not in him, he said, one of his buddies told me walk by and the dude's just sitting there in front of a turned off screen.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like he's not on, he's just not on.

[Duncan Trussell]

So these are interesting story details then. This guy served in the. What is it called? The Nacht Waffen. The Germans, the off world Germans, you know, because they won the war. I don't know if you know that the Nazis. This is the Fourth Reich, you Live in, by the way, just so you know, that's who won. The Nazis. The CIA is formed from the OSS merging, not taking a few guys merging with Otto Skorzeny and the rest of the SS Nazi intelligence group. We brought Mengele here. He helped. He had a lot of information.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay. Let me ask you what you think about this. This is something that scares me. I love to think about it, though. Have you ever considered this? So you've got MK Ultra, Project Monarch, all the mind control stuff you're talking about. Have you ever considered. Have you ever wondered if maybe you right now are in a hypnotic state in a government experiment that has given you a sense of being you? The reincarnation cycle is just designed to gradually break you down. The idea is that you right now, not me, by the way. I mean, literally, you are in.

[Duncan Trussell]

Just me and no one else.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, you are in. Well, yeah, because you don't know that I'm real. I could be some hallucination or I could just be someone sitting next to you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Did you ever read the Breakfast of Champions?

[Kurt Metzger]

I never read it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Where the guy realizes he's a character in a Kurt Vonnegut book.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, yeah, that's it. Have you ever thought about that? Maybe you are, actually.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. I don't. That's the thing, I don't ponder if God is real because I don't know if I am. Do you see what I'm saying? Like what? I look at God as an author, okay. Or it's like a combination of, you know. This is an imperfect analogy.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Do you understand? An author?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

So dimensionally speaking, like you do a DMT and look at this, look at that. They want attention. What are the entities? They want your attention. Why? Because they don't fucking exist unless you're looking at them and they know it. So people, no one's mad about when they found out the NSA spies on us. Like, no one is really that mad. A few people, but nobody really. Maybe make a few jokes about it, move on.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Why? Well, it used to be. And when people would say bad things about God, they're like, oh, there's a spy, Christopher Hitchens, it's North Korea. All day, they're being spied on. And I think, what the point being missed here? At the time I agreed with him, but I don't agree with him now. The way an atom isn't there until you look at it, right? There's probabilities of where it is until you look at it.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, sure. The double slit experiment.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay? So that you could scale that all the way the fuck up. So people feel like they don't exist if they're not being watched.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

And it used to be you thought God was watching you everywhere, but now a lot of people don't have that. So what do they have instead of that? They have technology. Right? You, Twitter, Instagram.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, that's so fucked up.

[Duncan Trussell]

And now we created a techno spy God where cyber God and, and you can lie to the other idiots on the cyber God thing. I mean, the cyber God knows what you really did, but you could put. You're allowed, you're given this power to be like, I'm having a great time in Dubai. Meanwhile, like Arabs and camels are on you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, right, right.

[Duncan Trussell]

But they're like, I'm glamorous and I'm in Dubai. People are catching on to it faster than ever. These scams aren't working. You know, the invention of medicine and poisons. Humans are the medium. They're a medium for it. So it's snake venom into your body and your body processes it. And then they take your fluids and the medicines made from your body reacting with the venom. That's a dialectic, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

The Phoenicians and media and all that. Yeah, that's where that comes from. The reason they would use kids was because they don't have the hormones in them yet, but they use every part of the buffalo, these motherfuckers, they always have. So snake venom antidote, now they do it through cows, they poison the cow or something, you know, but they. The origin of medicine, that's the snake thing, is this Phoenician practice of poisoning people and then harvesting their fluids. Sounds like adrenochrome a little bit, don't it? But it's not. Just don't get hung up on something like that. They use every part of the buffalo. And so this pharmacia, which is a kind of ancient sorcery, is based on this. Okay, wow. Yeah. And so the combination of using drugs and patterns, because you'll see in science, they'll be like, oh, humans are pattern recognizing creatures and that's all it is. What do you mean all? You just told me the reality is a hologram. So that means that's all there is, is my me seeing a pattern is breathing life into it because I got a spark of God that some discarnate entity does.

[Kurt Metzger]

No longer has the sigil magic. This is the whole basis of what sigil magic comes from.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Can you pull up the Starbucks logo, Josh?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like, this is the idea, like, you know, hidden in plain sight. This is why so many corporations.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, I only talked to once on film, but I like Skylights guy, Nathan Reynolds, that you should walk watch. He's a hardcore Jesus freak now, but he was in a generational. And dude, when I say the old religion, I mean the. They. They had a patron spirit. All these. If you read, like, are you. I listen to it. I. I don't mean read, but like Rudolph Steiner and all these people, they'll talk about principalities and every.

[Kurt Metzger]

All the land powers and principalities.

[Duncan Trussell]

America is the land of the plume serpent. That's what the name means. Amerigo Vespucci. He changed his name. They didn't name America after him. He named himself after this Amaru. Yeah. So this is like a land. That's. Who's the God is in charge of America. It ain't Jesus.

[Kurt Metzger]

Plumed serpent.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. And here's an interesting idea that I hadn't heard. I don't know if it's true, there's an unrelated Bible scholarship thing, but when I was in down south, they thought snakes used to have legs because God says you'll crawl in your belly. But I'm watching this guy, I can't remember the guy's name. Doctor of the scholarship, he goes, no, it wasn't that. The snake had legs. Snake had wings. It lost its wings.

[Kurt Metzger]

Whoa.

[Duncan Trussell]

Never considered that idea.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's cool.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know if that's the reality of it, but that's not all I'm looking for. I want to hear something I never heard before. That's all. Because I've already been indoctrinated many times in many things. And because I'm a slacker and the other poisons or whatever give you adhd, I literally. I love learning. And I remember because I get excited to learn it. I hate being indoctrinated. I go right to sleep. So the boredom you're talking about feeling in a church, that's how I know I'm being fed on. And how am I being fed on? They're using that positive feeling of what? Your genuine, sincere spirit of wanting to do good. Okay. And they're focusing your attention on something that they want you to think about as reality, to make it reality. So it's just taking a bunch of computers and hooking them up to make whatever matrix you want. And that's what the boredom is, is the draining feeling of being indoctrinated much the way school felt.

[Kurt Metzger]

I don't think so. You Know what I think the boredom is? You know what I think boredom is in general?

[Duncan Trussell]

What?

[Kurt Metzger]

Suffering. I think whenever you get the same.

[Duncan Trussell]

Difference, but when things start on.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, I think you're experiencing your, like, fundamental human suffering. When you get in a situation where you're not being distracted by the normal array of distractions that people experience every day. You get in a quiet place, you feel bored, and that boredom is, you're feeling okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't feel bored in a quiet place. I feel bored when I'm being indoctrinated and school or church and it's something I already got. I don't need you to repeat it to me. I'm not trying to be hypnotized. That's what you do.

[Kurt Metzger]

Do you meditate?

[Duncan Trussell]

I guess. I don't know. I don't know what that is, I'm afraid. Let me tell you something.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's a good way to feel bored.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, well, it's. It's, you know, it's the only way, I guess, you can learn to astral project. Am I right? But the thing is, once you get out of your car, like I said, I think of these things the way I think of an Internet scam. And the thing of, like, hey, your body's terrible and that's suffering. You don't want that old body. We learn how to fly free, and now you're out of it. And now some that don't have a body that was telling you it's bad to have a body, they're going to use your body. Wait, is it good to have a body? All right, it's mine. Now, the Dalai Lama is how they. That's what they do. A kid, Dalai Lama. They find a child, they look through his genealogy. That's DNA. Right? Because the same with all this. They're looking for people that can dissociate. Dissociate. Is any of your bourgeois friends. Whether they go, oh, my God, he said that? And I left my body, you know, like something so cringy. They left their body. Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

You really say, of course.

[Duncan Trussell]

So these are people that are trained for success. When they say that, that's a psychological little indicator. You leave your body. Oh, they go somewhere to a happy place while reality happens to them. They check the fuck out.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right?

[Duncan Trussell]

That's what they're saying.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

So the people that are the best at that, that's how we pick to be our leaders. Because we want you to check the fuck out. And then we want to pour something else into you. Maybe it's one of These, hey, maybe it's this bitch with the two fish legs. You understand? Because she controls this area or whatever. They have principalities and lines drawn up. They're all aware of them.

[Kurt Metzger]

They call them local gods.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Like every area has like a local God. But the Dalai Lama, Come on, the Dalai Lama is the sweetest guy.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

Ever.

[Duncan Trussell]

It was pretty sweet how he sucked that boy's tongue.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay, okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

But I thought he was trans. Transferring his soul to the next dolly.

[Kurt Metzger]

You know that whole tongue sucking thing is based on like.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, no, it's not. It's a weird thing he did. No, I looked into it. No, I looked into it. It don't matter. Because the very idea, let's say that's real. He's the real, the spirit. They've had the Same leader for 700 years. OK, wait, let me stop, hold on.

[Kurt Metzger]

Let me stop you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

You have offended all religions. Wait, hold on, wait. What about Daoism? What's your critique of Daoism?

[Duncan Trussell]

It's just more freemason bullshit, okay?

[Kurt Metzger]

Islam.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, dude, I always owe him an apology. Remember we used to laugh at them because, oh, you drew the prophets. Now you're gonna lose your mind and kill. And then you can't even say, women don't have dicks in this country. Right? They don't have that problem in Islam. They know which one has what. Hole and pole.

[Kurt Metzger]

But what's your critique of Islam?

[Duncan Trussell]

What? It's this. They're all the same fucking thing.

[Kurt Metzger]

So all, all religions you're sort of opposed to.

[Duncan Trussell]

Look, here's what I'm into, okay? I'm into the truth and whatever. Whoever the actual creator is. The original creator, not the. Not whoever. Like Disney took over Star wars and they suck because that's what reality. I used to joke, like, did God sell us to Disney because he got sick of us and now Disney's making revisions. Okay, but that's a metaphor for something that probably is very likely. But the main author. There's a point to this shit. It's not nothingness. He's not. I don't think the idea that they believe in something called Ein Sof or the absolute or a thing where it's an unknown. You could never know God. He has to emanate into different.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah, which.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, I understand that idea of the ambassador. It's like if you, if you're middle class, but you understand how classy people work, but also how poor people work, you could become a. It's almost like you're an emanation As a bridge to. Okay, so I get that concept. But how can I put this? What was your original question? Because I got.

[Kurt Metzger]

Here's my question.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[Kurt Metzger]

What if you had to summarize this truth that you're talking about?

[Duncan Trussell]

You're saying, okay, it's so simple.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

Just tell the truth all the fucking time.

[Kurt Metzger]

Okay?

[Duncan Trussell]

How about that?

[Kurt Metzger]

Love it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so that's your whole. You don't have to kill nobody, okay? Unless, like, something happened. We have to. But I'm saying just. Oh, what can you do to change it? Stop being a fucking punk. I just want to keep my head down and keep my job.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

I used to want to go in America and you look down on other countries as dictatorships and you're afraid to say basic shit.

[Kurt Metzger]

You think, right, so tell the truth and forgive people. Is that part of it, too? So tell the truth and forget.

[Duncan Trussell]

Why would you. Look, look, here's a great example. Patton Oswald, who I always liked, okay? Who I think is a really funny.

[Kurt Metzger]

Funny, Very funny comic.

[Duncan Trussell]

He did the most shameful thing when he had to apologize for being. Having a picture taken with his friend Dave Chappelle.

[Kurt Metzger]

That was weird.

[Duncan Trussell]

And he had to have a picture taken of himself writing the apology with a feather pen. He didn't have a feather pen, but it was like that.

[Kurt Metzger]

It was weird.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, it's his wife, who's a ex Hollywood teen actress from the Corey Haim and Feldman days.

[Kurt Metzger]

Is this the new wife?

[Duncan Trussell]

Mm.

[Kurt Metzger]

Can you pull up Patton Oswald apology letter?

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't think Patton killed his wife or any of that dumb shit, by the way. I don't believe that for two fucking seconds. That guy was devastated.

[Kurt Metzger]

No, it's so.

[Duncan Trussell]

And he's alone with a daughter. He loves his daughter very, very much. He loves his daughter very much. And what was explained to me by somebody who worked with him was, yeah, he's gonna cave in because he wants his daughter to be able to get ahead and whatever. Like if she wants to be a writer or something. So he's not. It's all about his daughter now. Okay? So that's why he'd be a punk like that. It's because of his daughter. And I said, wouldn't you want. Since you're already rich, wouldn't you want your daughter to. See, there's a level where you say, no, fuck you, authority. You don't want your daughter to know she can. Especially a girl. You don't want a woman, especially a woman with the way predatory. You're in showbiz, dude. You just said Me too was a thing. You just got done telling me me too is a thing, right?

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Except when we talk about Tim Waltz and then it's turns into shut up bitch really quick magically or we talk about someone we don't Biden was. Me too. Shut up.

[Kurt Metzger]

Dude. You know what I think man? I think that.

[Duncan Trussell]

So that's. That's. That's the.

[Kurt Metzger]

Can you enlarge it the picture. Is there a way to do that?

[Duncan Trussell]

So that's someone who doesn't have enough self worth not understanding what he's supposed to demonstrate to his kids. I would want my kids to see that I don't knuckle under for bullshit. Especially if I have a friend of many years. And certainly not for some nonsense gender ideology which is one of the most trend like look at that. Yeah. So his wife probably took that. His wife probably told me he has to do that. She's probably spent if here I'm just going to use my psychic powers to guess what's happening. His wife spending his fucking money faster than he can make it. He doesn't want to raise a child alone with no mother. I'm sure she sucks. The very fact this picture was taken I bet you by her.

[Kurt Metzger]

Can you zoom in on the phone? How much can you zoom in? Like zoom in all the way. What's on his phone? Keep going down.

[Duncan Trussell]

Just looks like this.

[Kurt Metzger]

Keep going down.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't look like nothing.

[Kurt Metzger]

I wonder what he's looking at, you know? But look, man.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is that his set list? And it was posted as an apology. That looks like a set list.

[Kurt Metzger]

That's a set list. That's a set list.

[Duncan Trussell]

My girl handles my Instagram. You want to. I'll bet you his wife does his or somebody that works for him. But you look.

[Kurt Metzger]

I just think we have.

[Duncan Trussell]

Do you see the good motive of like my daughter? I want to make sure my daughter's okay.

[Kurt Metzger]

I think we have to forgive all of these people.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think I already forgave him. Dude. Don't have nothing to do with me.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah. I think every. The only answer and this is the thing, man. The problem right now is the absolute hate that people have gotten sucked into various cultures.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's called the old hate. There is a name for it in a cult circle.

[Kurt Metzger]

I hate the hate.

[Duncan Trussell]

It is called the old hate. And members of the old religion brag about how they call it forth at will the old hate. And they're gonna bring out even more of it. And if you want to find a real story. So after I looked into this fucking creep from that. That Daryl James story. Now here's a real eerie fat like thing. Edgar Case, that psychic, he said humans experience reality at a delay. Like live video, right? And they asked him, how long is the delay? And he said 20 years.

[Kurt Metzger]

What the fuck? Now that is so weird.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, the 20 in backspace program.

[Kurt Metzger]

Holy shit.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is based on taking you because. So if you know about like faster than light travel. If you go with your Neil Degrasse Tyson is about why it's not possible. It's like, well, you could arrive somewhere before you left, right? Yeah, you could do that. It turns out you could do that.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. According to the story, it's no big deal. It's no big deal. And that's where I think you're getting broken up into a tripartite soul and shit. And in a lot of things is probably these delays in time.

[Kurt Metzger]

It's like we're blinking in and out of time. Like.

[Duncan Trussell]

Exactly. So. And if I could manipulate time that way, since I made up what the years are. Yeah, Okay. I mean, the years we've assigned go to China. It's the year 7000. So you forget all the things that you're basing this pyramid on are based on nothing. Like a real pyramid scheme, right? They're based on a thing whoever was in charge said. And we just kept doing it right.

[Kurt Metzger]

And it became reality.

[Duncan Trussell]

And even in. You're doing your best to be scientific. I just want to ask all scientific people that are like, that's woo. You always hear that called woo. Woo.

[Kurt Metzger]

Woo.

[Duncan Trussell]

You just told me I live in a hologram, by the way. I just want to point that out before we talk about woo. Another thing I noticed, the people that pay for you to do your fucking smarty pants science, they believe in goofball shit like Atlantis. They don't believe what you believe. They believe in shit that the people that you look down on believe.

[Kurt Metzger]

Right?

[Duncan Trussell]

The rich people that control what you can say is science. Which is why our diets are fucked up, right? And the COVID medicine that I got two shots and then I got Covid same. Because the science is highly dependent on the funding who funds it. Very rich people. What do those people believe? It turns out a different thing. Do you ever think about that? No. Because you're programmed not to.

[Kurt Metzger]

And that, friends, is how we're gonna wrap this up. My God, look at that guy. Red Bell.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm sure he didn't molest anyone. I'm sure he was just smearing a good man. Listen, with Eddie Munster hair who was never kicked out of the military. In fact, he's a great innovator. I'm sure you don't live in. Look at that. Now you look like the guy from Tim from Monty Python. Some call me Tim.

[Kurt Metzger]

I'm gonna start.

[Duncan Trussell]

What is your favorite color? You look at the guy with the rabbit that killed them in Monty Python. Oh, he's got great fangs and.

[Kurt Metzger]

Oh, well, look, man, thank you so much. This was heavy. Great episode. I appreciate it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, thanks for having me, brother.

[Kurt Metzger]

God bless you.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm writing a book called Fighting the Good Fight. I'm writing a book about these esoteric.

[Kurt Metzger]

Nah, you're not gonna be around much longer.

[Duncan Trussell]

I know. I gotta get done. You have to write it quick as the carpet. So the drapes.

[Kurt Metzger]

I can't wait, man. I can't wait for that.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm gonna have like a hat. Like a gay ass Crowley hat and make like you.

[Kurt Metzger]

You're a. You do magic.

[Duncan Trussell]

Hermes Metrogynous.

[Kurt Metzger]

He's a chaos magician. I've been around many.

[Duncan Trussell]

Dude, it's called spelling because they're spells.

[Kurt Metzger]

I know language.

[Duncan Trussell]

You are dude. Once you realize it's not like comic book the things in real life. Remember the Insane Clown Posse song about magic is all around you.

[Kurt Metzger]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

They were totally right.

[Kurt Metzger]

Thanks for coming on the show, man. That was Kurt Metzger, everybody. Make sure you follow him on whatever social media app hasn't canceled him yet. And thank you all for listening also, if you get a chance to see him live. He's so fucking funny and a wonderful human being. Thank you guys for watching. I'll see you next week. Until then, Hare Krishna.