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Duncan Trussell (0:00)
Greetings to you, my friends. It's me, D. Trussell, and this is the Duggar Trussell Family Hour podcast. Now, today's guest is an acclaimed actor. He's been in the Fallout series. You must watch him in the upcoming indie film Mermaid. He's a brilliantly funny, super unique comedian who I had the good fortune of coming up with as a comic. We've been friends for a long time. You might have heard our podcast, the Leather Rose. It is beloved by many who love deep cuts. And you might have seen us take on this character or that, acting like this person or that, what some call improvisational comedy. We do that on the podcast sometimes, but every once in a while we do an actual podcast. And after this episode, I began to wonder, what are we doing? Why are we playing make believe silly things when we could be having these incredible conversations? This is what we talk like when we're on the phone. Why suddenly are you like some kind of dog inspector and I'm someone who used to be a butterfly? Johnny's brilliant. This was a really heavy conversation about memory, the CIA reality and the singularity. Also, Johnny's got some shows coming up. You can find all these@johnnyperton.dog. but since he was so generous with his time for this episode, I would be remiss if I did not announce these dates. July 23rd, you can find him in Oklahoma City at Bricktown. July 24th, he's going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, at the Loony Bend. August 1st through 2nd, Springfield at the Blue Room. I love that club. August 3rd, the Kansas City Funny Bone. September 12th to the 13th, he's going to be in Janesville, Wisconsin, at Cabin. And then he's wrapping up this mini tour. September 18th through the 20th in Sunnyvale, California. And roosters go see him live. He is so funny, so unique. You are gonna have a blast. Hey, this is me from the future realizing that I forgot to remind you of something we've been doing. It's a new experiment in the DTFH. We've been doing live DTFHs, and they are fun and I'm really loving doing them. So if you're interested in watching one of these, follow me on Twitter. It's usually where I announce it. Subscribe on YouTube and you will be given, generally, unfortunately, some short warning. We're trying to fix that, but they'll let you know when we're going live so we could all hang out together. Everyone participates, we've all made great friends, and we're all going to live together in A compound in Waco, Texas. Going to learn what it's like to say goodbye to those terrible bonds that cause us to configure our souls to outdated reproductive patterns such as marriage. Now, I am monogamous with my wife. But the fact that you're monogamous with your wife or girlfriend is one of the signs that when I open the eighth seal, things aren't going to go great for you. And I am more than happy to take the burden of sex from your shoulders. I know they're causing your shoulders to droop. And I will make love to your wife in Waco. And I have to because God told me to. So first. The first step, subscribe. The next step, move to Waco with your wife. Be there when I open the eighth seal. Because that's. Let me tell you, it's not easy to open. I'm having to get a locksmith to do it because there's like, it's actually seal. There's more than like, there's a lot of seals in the eighth seal. It's not just the standard seal, like waxy and easy to pop open, which I didn't know when I said I was gonna open it. I had no idea that this is like a triple lock seal. It's on a bank vault, basically. Anyway, come see us in Waco. But first subscribe. It's on YouTube. Duncan Trussell. The link is in the comments section. Duncan trussell.com I'd love for you to join the family. Become part of the central pulsing core of the dtfh. Stick your finger in the light socket of the divine and let your soul vibrated by the intense metaphysical outflow of light that happens during each of these live episodes that like a tsunami of love, spreads into default reality and is beginning to crack the very girders of the reptilian agenda. And I will make love to your wife. Let me reiterate. You can subscribe at YouTube. And now everybody welcome Johnny Pemberton to the DTFH. Johnny P. Is back on the DTFH. One of the most requested guests on the DTFH. With us today is Johnny Pemberton, hilarious comedian, renowned actor. You can catch him in the upcoming Indie Mermaid as well as the beloved Fallout series. Johnny, God bless you, man. I just. I've been praying for you every night.
