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Hi, everybody, it's me, Duncan Trussell, reporting in to you from Austin, Texas, the land of freedom and comedy. The the Last Episode with David Nicht Turn. A lot of y' all really enjoyed that, and this month I'm trying to have as many guests on it as I can that I. I feel like, have a cooling effect or something nuanced to say about the current tense state that lots of us are experiencing. Especially if you've been gazing into your demonic hypno rectangle, which I have been. You ever see the Dark Crystal? Is that. Can you pull something up for the intro, Josh? Yeah. I want to show you guys something. When I was a kid, I remember when the Dark Crystal came out, man, I was so excited. I love Jim Henson. And my theory on the Dark Crystal is the Dark Crystal was when Jim Henson was going through his LSD phase. And I recommend watching it. Maybe not so much for your kids, if you have kids, but I want to show you something that just burnt itself in into my memory forever. What you're seeing right now is something that traumatized me when I was a kid. You know, it's Jim Henson. You think you're gonna be getting like. It's kind of like hardcore Muppets. Some Kermit the Frog, some Miss Piggy stuff. Suddenly you got these reptilian fucking bird things, strapping these cute little potato people into fucking chairs. And then they stare into the Dark Crystal and watch what happens. This is the most fucked up shit ever. You know, back then, they didn't care about kids the way they do now. This is. I don't know what it was, rated pg. But, you know, everyone who took their kids to this, you know, they were thinking about, like, Fozzie Bear. And by the time you're at this part of the movie, which is sort of far in, there's not much you're going to do. And suddenly your kid is watching this cutie get his soul drained by a fucking purple crystal. Look at this. Look at it. It's incredible the work they did. It's extracting potato jizz out of this poor little guy. And look. Look at the look on his face. He withers, eyes go blind to the turns old. What the fuck? Jim Ensign. What the fuck? It's adrenochrome. He's talking about adrenochrome harvesting. I was about to say that, but. All right, you could cut it off now, Josh, but I don't think there is a better depiction of what's happening to all of us right now. From staring into our phones. But it's not like it's extracting actual salty poddling jizz from us. It's extracting our humanity. It's sucking out of us something. We're all getting drained, man. It's actually literally. There's just no telling how much jizz gets distracted every day because of porn in the world. I mean, it's extracting jizz, too. It's extracting a variety of essences from us, many of which I don't even think we've quantified yet. At some point in the future, they'll probably be like, God, didn't they know they were getting their vatrium gas extracted from the technology they were using? We don't know about vatrium gas yet, but we're gassing out here, friends. And because of that, and I'm loathe to say it, but at one point, this has happened to a lot of podcasters. Dear friends of mine would say things to me along the lines of, man, you need to. Why aren't you? You should use your platform to spread good cheer. And I hated that shit. I was like, I don't want to get caught up in that way of thinking. I don't want to. I don't want to. The notion of significance, I think, is antithetical to being funny. Like, if you think you're significant or something, that's a bad. You're going down a dark road in general. And I don't think that's what they meant. I think I was sort of misinterpreting what they were saying. But regardless, at this point, I feel like maybe it is a good thing to send some good vibes out into the world. And thus, David Neckturn last week. This week, Doug Rushkoff. Rushkoff is. I'm lucky. I don't even remember how we got to be friends. I've been friends with him for a very long time, and he's one of those people who, online and offline, has had a real impact on the way I look at the world. His message, which I guess you could call Team Human, his message of connecting outside of the digisphere, that there's this entire beautiful world right outside our phones. And I know that's a hackneyed thing to say and a cliche thing to say, but weirdly, it's very easy to forget that. And he just has a beautiful way of pointing towards this imminent possibility that's around us all the time. An imminent world that isn't one riddled with fear and division and catastrophe. And algorithmic enhanced horror. But a more simple kind of world, and a world filled with fucking. This is important. So everybody please welcome host of Team Human. All the links you need to find, Mr. Rushkoff will be down below. Please welcome back to the dtfh, Doug Rushkoff. You can pick your heart, you can pick your nose, but don't pick your friend's heart's nose. Mr. Rushkoff, welcome to the DTFH. You are the second. I don't know. I don't want to say series, because then I'm committed to it, but you are on this list of people. After Charlie Kirk got assassinated and everyone just, you know, we entered into, like, whatever it is. Chernobyl level. Yeah. Like cultural radio activity after that. I thought of you. I thought of my meditation teacher, some people from the Ram Dass community. I just want to have some voices on the show that might have a way of sort of calming us down or at least some ideas on how to navigate the current powder keg that seems to be planet Earth.
