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Brazil. Poxy. Leafy Dip. Stern House. The Kill. Blip. Her. Zach. Black Cat. Fungal. Fish Man. Hungle. Trash Can. Reap Lips. Well, hello. I didn't see you there. It's just working on my art, my drawings. As an artist, it's important to me to spend as much time in my notebook here. This is more than just a notebook. It's a. I guess you could say it's a grimoire. It's a mirror. And I call this one Meat Canyon. The story of Meat Canyon is a long one. I don't have time to share it with you today, but there's a lot of interesting people that live in Meat Canyon. There's a lot of friends in Meat Canyon. And sadly, there's enemies in Meat Canyon. There's people who just can't get along. And there's some people who feel like there's no escape from Meat Canyon. And I understand why they might think that. Meat canyon is surrounded by an impenetrable wall of meat. It doesn't rot. You think it would. And it's almost impossible to cut meat off of it. It's been tried. If you could cut meat from Meat Canyon, then a lot of the problems of the canyon itself wouldn't be there anymore. Everybody would have plenty of meat. You see, at Meat Canyon, meat's one of the hardest things to. It's incredible art. And I guess I want to show this to you because I think a lot of people out there think that, you know, they're not great artists. And I really hate that because. Yeah, am I a great artist? Like, clearly, when you look at some of the work that I've done, you're going to think, holy shit. Yeah. I mean, you're basically. You're basically Van Gogh. But, you know, I've dedicated myself to this. Alpha males love laugh lift. I've been trying to do inspirational alpha male stuff. And as you can see on the other page, that's a Meat canyon mom. Thank you so much. Now, Meat Canyon, a lot of people ask, how did it get there? And how did people end up trapped in Meat Canyon? I don't like to use the term trapped. It's a controversial term in Meat Canyon, some people say there's nothing outside the meat wall. Sometimes people have tried to get drones to go over the meat wall, and the drones disappear. Supposedly there was a helicopter pilot, Front Admiral Byrd, who made it somewhere into the meat wall and returned. And when he came back, he wouldn't talk about what he saw there. That really, to me, isn't what Meat Canyon's about. And I know everyone's talking about Meat Canyon right now. Seems to be people are almost polarized over the discussion of Meat Canyon. What does it mean? What's your view on it? Why doesn't someone try to save those people? But to me, the conversation that always gets left out when it comes to Meat Canyon are the clowns of Meat Canyon. Now, the clowns of Meat Canyon, they're interesting in the sense that they're not like normal clowns. They've got a lot of status in Meat Canyon. And there's a forest in Meat Canyon that it's massive. And the story I want to tell you today is a story. Maybe you've heard it, maybe you've seen the Dateline episode on it. But it's the story of Chad Governson. Now, Chad Governson was the quarterback at Meat Canyon High, and he was a very popular kid. I don't want to do the thing. And sadly, it is a thing that people seem to not. I don't think anyone means any harm about it. But I do love the concept of not speaking ill of the dead. So I don't want to. I'm not going to say a lot of terrible things about Chad. But I do think if I don't say some of the things that we have heard about Chad, that people act like I'm trying to whitewash the story of Chad. Was he a bully? Did Chad shove Todd French's head into the toilet and give him a swirly, is what they call it in Meat Canyon. It's where you shove the kid's head in the toilet and flush it when there's a turd floating in there. Did Chad take a big shit in that toilet and grab a kid and shove his head into it and flush the toilet? So the turd bobbled all around his head and didn't even go down? Yeah, I think that's true. There's video of it. We've seen it. But that's just one angle of Chad. And regardless of whether Chad did or did not shove a kid's face into a toilet with a stinky turd in there that he just blasted out, Chad's not with us anymore. He can't defend himself. The McGovern family is wrecked. And so I don't want to get too conspiratorial here, but I've seen footage of McGovern's funeral, and it was touching. People sat and it was open casket. The whole school showed up. It wasn't just the cheerleaders. Three of Them pregnant. It wasn't just the jocks. It was the nerds. It was the outcasts. It was valedictorians, it was teachers. Even the janitor, Willie Tamson, was there. And they were all moved by what Chad's brother had to say. And what he had to say was, I don't think my brother was killed by clowns. Now, let's look at the facts. Chad McGovern was known for taking cheerleaders out into that forest and banging them down. He wrote about it in his journal. Not gonna. Well, I'll read a little bit from it because I do think it's part of the story. Happened again. Sally Carson sucked my dick. And it was unlike anything I'd ever experienced. What the fuck? I don't even know what I am anymore. She blew me hard and put her finger deep inside of me. I never thought I'd like that shit. But as it turns out, it got me off good. Yeah, she's a goth, but she sucks cock like no other. At least, almost like no other. Now, this is an interesting part here, because in his journal he'd marked out several lines. And I don't want to get into the gossip about his best friend, Trevor, but a lot of people speculate. Perhaps there was something going on there and that he was referring to getting blown by his best friend, Trevor. I don't know. I don't care. He seemed to have a really powerful sex drive, and he was a quarterback, and, you know, a lot of testosterone there. But let's get down to brass tacks. Let's go through the murder scene itself again. You guys can look this up. I'm not going to pull it up. I don't want to get IP violations. But apparently, Chad McGovern's body was found by Bridget Lake, which was the place that he would go to bang down cheerleaders. Now, his body had been ritualistically dismembered. The hands had been removed from the arms. The feet had been removed from the legs. His nipples, according to the police report, were abnormally inflated and protruding from holes that had been cut in his sports jersey. Horrifying detail. But I think it's important to just look at the brutality of what happened. And, of course, Chad McGovern was wearing a clown nose. Someone had put a clown nose on Chad McGovern. Now, that's where the news kind of ends. The murder was unsolved. Nobody knows what happened. And it's a cold case in Meat Canyon. But having done my own research, having gone to the Meat Canyon Subreddit having had conversations with people who actually live in Meat Canyon. Yes, you can contact them. There's phone still works somehow. I want to talk about clown school. We all have stories that we talk about when we're in high school. Maybe you remember when you were in high school, some haunted house, some scary part of your town, some area that was cursed, inhabited by Satanists, a place you weren't supposed to go. And in Meat Canyon, there's no way that you're going to escape hearing about clown school. Now, according to legend, underneath the forest that Chad McGovern was going to bang down cheerleaders is a labyrinth of tunnels. Now, this is true. There is a limestone cave underneath that forest, but it's uninhabited. There have been a couple of caving accidents there, but the bodies were recovered. I can't remember his name. A French dude went there seeking out hieroglyphics that he claims were down there, and they found him trapped in a crevice, his pants soiled with piss and shit. Normal kind of cave death. That's what's going to happen if you get stuck in any crevice at all. But according to the urban legend around Meat Canyon, somewhere in that limestone cave is a school for clowns run by clowns, filled with clowns. And this is where the wandering clowns of Meat Canyon emerge from. Now, seeing a clown in Meat Canyon is generally considered to be good luck. I don't agree with it. I would hate it. But supposedly, the night before you get married, a clown will come to your window and tap three times if you are going to have a successful marriage. There's footage of this. You can watch it. It does happen. One of the clowns, as you know, Binky, was captured by kids who set a snare out in the woods in front of their sister's house the night before her wedding. And it's shaky footage and stuff, but they were asking, where do you come from? What are you? And he just honked his clown horn, did a backflip, snapping the snare that was holding him down, and ran off into the forest. The next day, those kids died in a car accident. Completely unrelated, but it's one of those weird coincidences that makes you scratch your chin. Now, here's where it gets interesting. Recovered from Chad McGovern's bedroom. I'll just read the letter. It was an envelope. It was sealed with wax that had a picture of a clown in it. And I'll just read to you. You are hereby invited to enroll in clown school. We feel that you have what it takes to be a world class clown, Chad. And we hope you accept our invitation. In fact, you have no choice. Signed the magistrate. What was it? Nobody knows. Did Chad McGovern. Did Chad McGovern say no. And was he murdered by clowns for refusing to go to clown school? I'd love to know your thoughts. Leave them down below in the comments. Thank you. Goodbye. It is weird, though. It is weird. I mean, you've heard about this shit, right? Josh, what are your thoughts on it?