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Living with people isn't easy, and I've had it really hard. The Illuminati, the silent treatment, and deadly narcissists - I've seen it all. If you live alone, this episode will fill you with relief, and if you have housemates, it'll make you think 'Maybe they aren't so bad after all!'

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Cover art image of dirty dishes by Johan Hansson CC BY 2.0

00:00 Preview

00:39 Intro

03:48 The ethics of this episode

05:50 Living in Bristol

13:46 Moving in with a 'friend'

20:16 Choosing my next housemate

22:36 A brief interlude

23:21 Moving to London

27:27 Down to Eltham

32:20 Finally, up to Walthamstow

38:40 The confrontation

48:58 The actual building

52:11 Would I do it again?

55:07 Outro

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