India (2:37)

Oh, when she's getting her hair done, what is it like? Beauty.

Drew (2:41)

Why did she do that? Sacred beauty.

India (2:46)

She's silly.

Drew (2:48)

She's freaking out. Well, so much to say, so much to say, so little freedom.

India (3:00)

There is a lot, a lot going on in our personal lives that if you're dealing with some similar shit, you know the vibes. Just know you're not. You're not alone with the, with the family tea, the family drama, this.

Drew (3:19)

Who shall pass Me saying that to myself for the past decade, I'm like this.

India (3:27)

I mean, but it passes every single time. That's the crazy. The things I used to worry about. Like, they're not a. They're. They were a blip in the timeline and it's never, ever that deep. But like, in the moment, I literally feel like everything is going to crumble and burn and I'm going to die and everybody I know and love is going to die, but it passes and everything's okay. So just remind yourself that in this moment, you're going to be okay. We got ball rug.

Drew (3:56)

Oh, it's my brother's rug. Also, this table is messy.

India (3:58)

Oh.

Drew (3:59)

I was going to say you look really good. You look cute today. I love your hair.

India (4:04)

I haven't washed my hair in five days.

Drew (4:06)

Ew. Well, I said. Or not I said something I was thinking in the car because I had seen a video earlier today that this older woman didn't know what chat GBT is. Like, this girl's mom didn't know what it was. And she said like by the end of it she was starting to get. She was like, oh, can I ask him this advice? And I was like, first of all, it is crazy because I do the same thing. Like, I always think of Chad GBT as a man and it is rooted in such misogyny and all this shit. But if you really think about it, Chad GPT is a girl as fuck. Like, what do you mean? You are constantly looking through my fudgeing phone. You are keeping tabs of everything I do, everything I say, everything I like.

India (4:45)

And know the answer to every question.

Drew (4:47)

Yeah. As if you haven't gone through my fudgeing phone. Like, yeah, you went through my phone. You're a girl. Is a girl.

India (4:56)

That video I sent you last night. And yeah, of like, I don't know if this is relatable to anybody else but people who came from interesting family dynamics. I recall going through my parents phones all the time. Like, and I needed to know if we were a happy household. Like, I would go through every text message, every conversation between my mom and my dad have been scarred a few times.

Drew (5:19)

But it was I wanted to look like as a kid.

India (5:23)

Did you hear me?

Drew (5:24)

Huh?

India (5:25)

My parents are hot.

Drew (5:29)

Like, you think they're attractive?

India (5:31)

Yeah.

Drew (5:32)

Oh, I guess I think my parents are attractive too. Like, my parents are attractive people. But it's like how they made me and I'M joking.

India (5:46)

I'm just joking.

Drew (5:47)

Well, no, no, no. I mean like, because it's. I don't mean like I find my parents attractive. The fog. But I do think about like, damn people have to find my parents attractive. Like, my parents are good looking people and they made me. How they made someone this gorgeous. I'm not kidding.

India (6:03)

It makes no sense. But tell your dad to get that bussy over here. Get that shit to Granbury, Texas.

Drew (6:09)

You can't say that to him because you know he likes those jokes with you too much. And like, you give my dad an inch, he'll take a fudgeing mile. Like the fact.

India (6:16)

And he can take this mile around the block.

Drew (6:22)

You're cooked. You literally. I'm not kidding. You can't, you know, you can't joke with my dad like that. Because then he just calls me and says random like, shit. And I'm like, oh, that's not your friend. Don't say that. Remember when he called me and he was like, I met this guy who reminded me so much of Drew. The guy seemed nothing like Drew. The only thing about him that was like Drew was he was gay and had a purse.

India (6:42)

And I was like, that was his. That was his vibe. He was like, oh, it reminded me so much of Drew. And it was a guy with a purse.

Drew (6:50)

Oh my God. I have an aunt who was asking my dad and was like, you don't think that boy likes Anya?

India (7:00)

And he was like, what boy?

Drew (7:03)

And he was like, the boy she does all the videos with. You don't think they like each other? And then my dad was like, I'm pretty sure like that. No, like, I don't think they like each other. And then my dad had to like tiptoe around and she was like, is he gay? And then he was like. And I was like, yeah, as far as I know. Like, I don't really. Like, I don't ask. Like, I don't know. Because my dad was just not about to be like, he's gay. He's like, it was just a funny.

India (7:29)

Back and forth queen.

Drew (7:30)

But my aunt was really convinced that you were low key, plotting on me.

India (7:33)

She was like, oh, no, I've been, I've said I've been plotting for a decade. I'm not kidding. I'm in it for the long run.

Drew (7:39)

Like, nice guys finish last.

India (7:46)

Like, everyone in my family, like, is so confused by our dynamic. And they're like, are they like in love? Like, yes, but yes. Are they like in love love?

Drew (7:56)

Yes, but yes, but no. But yes, in layers.

India (8:00)

Oh, my God. India. Okay, so, you know, I've been complaining about my eczema for like the last few weeks. Like, every time I go to a cold place, I get eczema on the insides of my arms. And like, it's every year around the winter time and it sticks until the spring comes around. I don't know what the vibe is. I'm assuming it's just dry air or cold air, whatever. The. I was so fed up with it the other night. I was like, the lotion isn't working. Like, it puts its lotion on its skin. Like it puts its lotion on its skin. It was not working. So finally decided, I bit the bullet and I was like, you know what? I'll. I will test this old wives tale and see what the vibe is. And I took an oatmeal bath for the first time ever in my life. I swear to God. It cured it overnight. I'm not joking. It literally cured my eczema on my arms overnight because I took an oatmeal bath and I squidged the, like, oatmeal juice, which no one told me. It literally looks like precom, but I like the inside of my arms and just like, basically use it as lotion and it fudgeing worked. So that shit literally works. I don't know if it's anecdotal or not, but, like, I swear it worked for me.

Drew (9:13)

I mean, I believe it because the only lotion I can use on my body that doesn't make my skin feel like it's being torn apart is oatmeal based lotions. But even that, I'm like, y'all have to be putting alcohol or something in this. Like, there has to be something in this that's, like, not good for me because it still makes me. I wake up and I feel like if somebody went like this to my, like, knees, it would just, like, my skin would fall.

India (9:36)

I was gonna say I did wake up with like, like my back literally being like a block of sandpaper. Like, there were these, like, bumps all over. I could like, itch it off. Like, I scratched all the bumps off.

Drew (9:46)

But, like, I wonder if it was just like. Because, see, I don't with oatmeal. Like, if you are somebody who eats oatmeal, you are nasty to me. I am so sorry. I don't give a. I know it's like such a staple thing for everybody. The texture of oatmeal literally tastes like if somebody hawked a loogie into my Cereal. That is what? Oatmeal.

India (10:06)

It does taste like a sneeze. It really like. It tastes like a sneeze, bro.

Drew (10:10)

That does not taste good. And also like it. Why is it great? I feel like no matter what y'all be doing the most, like, putting your, like, organic almond butter and in it, it starts to look gray.

India (10:24)

Like, starts to look like gray matter. It starts to look like infant diarrhea. But overnight, oats is a trend that I really thought I could get behind. I really was like, oh, like, this is something I can do every day and eat. I had one bowl of it, and it was the most vile, rancid shit I've ever put into my mouth in my entire life. And my mouth has led me to some very, very dark places, let me tell you that much. And that is at the top of the.

Drew (10:57)

The evil. The evil tier. The pyramid tier, bruh. I just. I'm such a texture person for food. I've realized, like, it has to be specific.

India (11:05)

Your hair looks, like, gorgeous today. Did you do something different?

Drew (11:10)

I forgot all of my hair products except a mousse, but my hair just is a vibe. And, yeah, I need to go stand around outside because when I get that humidity in my hair. Like, I haven't been outside today, but when I get that humidity in my hair.

India (11:28)

Every time we do a zoom episode, I fall in love with you a little more.

Drew (11:32)

Thanks. It's also because, like, I can't help but if there is a camera or a reflective surface, I will be looking at myself and just subtly, like, capture your angle. Like, I'm literally, like, I'm trying to be so natural, and I'm like, I.

India (11:47)

Do the exact opposite in you where I see myself and I go.

Drew (11:53)

As.

India (11:53)

A puggy as so pug.

Drew (11:55)

Did you see that edit from Trisha talking about us again? And I'm so sorry. I feel like there's, like, this ongoing back and forth now, and we seem too cool to go on the podcast, but genuinely, we are not only so busy, which, as she did acknowledge, but also.

India (12:13)

Cut that camera.

Drew (12:17)

Like, literally my mind, My mind. I literally. I. At this point, I can't tell if I have OCD or if I'm really bordering on schizophrenia. I can't lie. The past few days, like, my thought process before falling asleep, I think I wrote it down because I was.

India (12:34)

Explain what you were just saying, because that sounded like, cut the cameras to Trisha and.

Drew (12:38)

Oh. Oh, no, I'm not saying cut the cameras to Trisha. I'm saying cut the cameras to my brain. That's also, like, I feel like I haven't been on a good one, and I want to go on that podcast and literally be like, I know. A lifetime. Because for her, like, being on her podcast is gonna make me us feel how she probably felt before she was on snl. Does that make sense? Like, level of anxiety and, like, I need to perform, and I don't feel like I've been able to perform. So that's why I'm like, cut the camera.

India (13:08)

Also, wait, no, no, no. She also was like, oh, my God. Yeah, they're, like, gorgeous. They're beautiful. Like, India's literally a model. Like, India's so hot and a model, and she's beautiful and drew.

Drew (13:21)

Well.

India (13:22)

Okay, true, too.

Drew (13:24)

I mean, listen, let's count the campaigns, babes.

India (13:28)

Yeah, that's true.

Drew (13:30)

Okay, I'm. I'm literally not. Also, when every time she says I'm like, oh, I literally. I go into a shoot, and I serve the same exact face.

India (13:42)

Every I will say photo. We have a really cool shoot coming out. Like, a couple cool shoots coming out where we're giving, like, we're giving what the girls wanted. We're giving the fantasy. Fantasy.

Drew (13:57)

There is specifically one shoot in specific that I'm like, okay, like, now it feels like we're pushing it. Like, now I can't even get mad at my aunt for being like, yeah, because she's gonna see those pictures and be like, right.

India (14:12)

See, I told you. I told you about who that I better. But my brother was, like, talking to me about us, and I was like, yeah, Like, I told him the big news, what we just found out the other day. And he was like, is she like, is she in love with you? Like, are. Are you in love with her? Like, like, what's. What's the dynamic there? And I was like, I really don't have the time to explain it to you right now, babe. Like, it's the nuclear family. Why is everyone all up in my dick and balls? Like, stay out of my business.

Drew (14:48)

Like, I know. I'm like, bro, y'all have. Like, that's how I know y'all aren't really about this found family shit. Like, you claim you're about it, but you're not really about it. Like, when I think of my future, I genuinely think of being with my friends and being old and getting high and, like, watching their kids play around in their front yard.

India (15:06)

Like, and then when I think of getting old, I think of doing a bunch of opiates and India taking care of my opiate addicted body when I'm like 70.

Drew (15:21)

Oh, we gonna need a caretaker because I'm about to join you.

India (15:23)

You're joining me?

Drew (15:25)

I'm tapping in. I'm gonna be like, you know what, that does look fun. Like let's go, let's take a trip.

India (15:30)

After I'm old and decrepit and rotten, I feel like I can get away with whatever I want.

Drew (15:35)

Yeah, 100%. Because I feel like for the most part I was talking about this recently with somebody because I think, at least specifically me, I look back on my teenage years and I always think I should have done more bad things. Like I should have been more of a reckless teenager. I wasn't nearly as reckless because I'm just such an anxious person. And I've always been like, what if something happens?

India (15:56)

Well, you had reasons.

Drew (15:57)

Yeah, but I was like always scared and I had to be a responsible parent so I like couldn't do that. And now I feel like I'm about to turn 26 and I'm starting to feel like that about my 20s. Like I think there's only two solid decisions that I made as a 20 year old where I'm like, that's kind, that's such a 20 something year old decision. Like you're so crazy, girl. I have maybe 20 minutes worth of speaking to do in my 20s that are like, I was crazy. Other than that, it's like.

India (16:30)

And yet no, you, you're thinking about it all wrong. Our 20s have been the most obscure, random, weird, like absolutely batshit crazy out of the norm like 20s anybody could ever have. And like I think your 20s are like, I should be like having doing s every single night with a new person and I should be doing all of these drugs and I should be doing all of this. No, no, no, no, no. That's bad. That's gnarly. I think there is room for some play, some play on both ends. But like I don't trust that and I like I really, I really don't trust that shit now. Like I am so scared of everything.

Drew (17:11)

No, I didn't even mean that. I meant like why haven't I had like four situationships on iPhone at one time? I am sorry and I'm really not trying to center romantics, but I think I'm just spoiled at this point and I have like all of my fun love from all my friends and family. But like why do I wake up to a dry as fuck phone?

India (17:34)

I'm literally your fault. That is your fault. You don't text nobody back.

Drew (17:42)

Yeah, no, but, like, come on, seriously, like, when's the last time I had to text somebody? I was like, oh, let me make sure I texted the right person, because I'm talking to, like, four people at the same time.

India (17:52)

Like, literally me yesterday.

Drew (17:54)

I think it's just my, like, innate nature as a woman to hunt and gather, and that's what I want to do with people who are obsessed with me, but I don't. I don't want to be.

India (18:07)

Wait, a woman's need to, like, decorate the house is, like, epigenetic hunter and gatherer fucking shit.

Drew (18:15)

That's what I'm saying. Like, it's the same thing with, like, people. I'm just like, well, my DNA tells me I'm supposed to start community and family and maybe, yeah, part of that community is just people who want my hole, who will never receive it. But, like, the, like, seriously, what is the point of living if nobody is like, what? Like, no one's feeding over my hole. Like, no one is like, I'm right here.

India (18:40)

I'm right here. Been here for 10 years.

Drew (18:45)

What happened this year?

India (18:47)

I think so, Mike, who wants to vote? Who's registered? Me.

Drew (18:58)

One friend who's too woke.

India (18:59)

I love that meme so much. I just need to show that. What were you going to say?

Drew (19:03)

I was going to say she's so fucking funny.

India (19:06)

She's really advanced. But I do need to show the people that I'm not ugly. It's just the headphones.

Drew (19:21)

You're so annoying. Like, you didn't look ugly with the headphones on.

India (19:25)

No, no, no. My face just looked like three inches too wide.

Drew (19:29)

I mean. I know what you mean. Every time I had have headphones on, it gives me, like, head dysmorphia. Like, I feel like it morphs the shape of my head.

India (19:36)

Like, see, look, it's like it. It's almost like an optical illusion. Yeah. So I was fingering my ass the other day and I pulled it out and it was covered in poop. What the emergency intercom even about.

Drew (19:54)

I know. Well, I saw a girl on TikTok talking about how she went to a raccoon themed restaurant and she was getting her food stolen by raccoons. I'm like, first of all, let's call it for what it is. Call a spade a spade. That is a restaurant with a raccoon infestation and they are making lemonade out of lemons. Because there's no world where someone was just sitting around and was like, oh, my God, you know? It sounds lit. If we invited a bunch of raccoons into our restaurant where we have to serve our food. Also, how is that legal?

India (20:24)

It's probably not. It's probably in fudgeing Serbia or some shit.

Drew (20:28)

How easy is it to get rabies? And also, how bad is rabies?

India (20:32)

Like, is rabies even that fudgeing Serious rabies is horrible. Like, you get it, and you have, like, a 90% chance of dying. And, like, your death is, like, you're fully lucid and awake the whole time. And, you know, like, you're dying and your body is just rejecting water. Like, if they bring water into in front of your face, you start, like, hissing. You're like, away from me. Get the water away from me.

Drew (20:53)

But you're like, I always thought rabies was just, like, something they kind of exaggerated for, like, over the hedge.

India (20:59)

No, no, it's. It's really gnarly. Like, it's. I think it's, like, pretty difficult for people to get, but if people get it, like, you're cooked, you're basically done. Like, there's no coming back from that.

Drew (21:08)

Let me see if I can order a strand. I want to smoke that rabies. Like. Like, I want a strain called, like, rabies glue. That would be crazy.

India (21:22)

Yeah, but the raccoon restaurant is like, a scam. Just like Airbnb cats are a scam, because you're basically paying in. Someone's paying to stay in someone's house to house sit their cat.

Drew (21:35)

Like, no, literally, like, I am paying to do your job. I'm paying to clean the litter box. Because if I don't, I have to suffocate from an, like, ammonia smell in here for the next four days. Also, I am sorry. Unless Airbnb reaches out and decides to pay me. Like, if that's the case. Y'all never heard me say this, but Airbnb. Airbnb is the biggest scam ever. Like, it's. It's equivalent to kind of the Uber thing. I was talking about how, like, a lot of Ubers recently just stink. A lot of airbnbs stink, aesthetically. Like, they just look like they stink. And I'm so sorry. I just. It's like when you're going apartment hunting and you find you think you best place of your life on Zillow, and then you go to the place and it's like, genuinely, what the fuck am I looking in? And also, how is it legal for people to live here?

India (22:30)

And, yeah, I will never forget that house that we thought we were going to Move into. And it was straight up demonic energy. I'm not kidding. I don't know if we ever talked about that on here.

Drew (22:39)

I don't think we did.

India (22:41)

We went and saw like a house that, like, it was perfect in the photos. It was huge. It was like literally straight up, like compound vibes. Like, and it was cheap as fuck. And we were like, dude, what is the issue? Like, what is the issue? Like, what, what's the catch here? We pulled up, I'm not kidding. We walked through the threshold and I swear to God, it was haunted by ghosts and demons. Like, we immediately.

Drew (23:02)

We need to talk about the fact that like a couple, like not that much older than us showed up to show the apartment with a child who is not that much younger than us. Like, she was younger, but she was like 16. The couple looked like 30s. So I'm like, okay, honestly, that's a vibe. Like, I'm not judging teen parents. That's fucking vibe. But the parents, low key, seemed drunk. They both had Stanley cups.

India (23:27)

Drunk as fudge. Drinking out of that Stanley.

Drew (23:30)

Yeah, they were like drinking out of Stanley cups. And they were kind of just not talking to us and walking us through the place. They just opened it up. Also, the mom was wearing size 4 Jordans.

India (23:39)

I have pictures of it. I won't air her out for her own privacy, but it is quite literally the silliest, silliest thing I've ever seen.

Drew (23:48)

It was so awesome. Also, the daughter, like, was running around the house and hiding around corners and genuinely jumping out at us. So the vibe was already odd. And they were late. They were like 15 minutes late. So we had been standing around this house. Also the neighbor spoke to us and was basically being like, yeah, like this neighborhood is very quiet and I don't want college kids living next to me. And we were like, okay, okay, we're.

India (24:12)

Not college, we're not college kids. And we're gonna be loud as on purpose now. Like, literally, I'm not kid. When our next door neighbor, it was beginning of COVID pandemic, I was cleaning the house and I had a speaker in the house, not even playing that loud. When she came over and we like banging on our door and was like, shut the music off. I literally, oh my God, I literally crashed out. Like, I, I, I've been in a perpetual crash out state for like the last month. But like, that was like next level. Like, I said some really hateful things that I don't say to anybody. Like, I've never even said it to another person. Since, like, it was really, really bad. But don't play with me. Like, and you know what I did in our building?

Drew (24:57)

Even the people in our building don't complain about noise. So, like, how are you in a completely different building next door? It's not my fault. This building was made in 1803. In the wood or the glass of the windows is actually like drinking cup glass. I'm not kidding. The windows in our apartment, I genuinely think if I, like, flicked it hard enough, it would just shatter.

India (25:20)

Okay, I do want to say, where the fuck did the Coquette girlies go? The Croquette girly. Like, I swear to God, I couldn't turn in my own house without seeing 36 coquette girls just, like, chilling there. Where they at? Like, where are they at?

Drew (25:42)

Like, what did they morph into? Like, what was the next step?

India (25:49)

Like, Village People core. I don't know. Like. Like Pilgrims. Yeah, like the. It's old, but it's still bark. I mean, that core.

Drew (26:04)

I love that picture. You mean the gun that's, like, sitting on the guy's lap and he's like, who the are you gonna kill? Thomas Jefferson?

India (26:10)

Yeah, it's old, but it's still bark.

Drew (26:12)

I think I said this. I can't remember if I said this on the last episode, but we need baptisms for non religious people. Yeah, Like, I want something like that, but, like, because I wouldn't say I'm not religious in the sense that I do believe there is a God. I. I have no specific dimensions. There's no vision in mind. I don't necessarily have a pin. I couldn't build you a Pinterest board of what my idea of religion is. It's very. It's very abstract. And also what I mean by that is I only think about God when I'm actually terrified. But I want. I just want a baptism. Like, but nothing crazy. I just want to be dunked in water by somebody.

India (26:53)

I really just want an autism. Like, I want to be dunked in water. I want an autism. Like, I really, really want my priest to put me underwater and splash the holy water on me. Like, I really just want to be autism.

Drew (27:07)

I think you're mixing up baptism and autism. Those are, like, really different.

India (27:20)

Yeah, I think. I think I did.

Drew (27:24)

Going to the mall during Christmas time is the equivalent to. I can't even think. I don't think I've experienced anything.

India (27:35)

It's the equivalent to, like, Doomsday beach. Like that Harry Styles movie where he was, like, running around at war or.

Drew (27:43)

Whatever the One Trisha remade.

India (27:44)

Yeah, like that. It's literally the Trisha Paytas music video. Like, let's talk about that. Like, it's really, it's. It really. You have to be, like, on the same mental capacity as a Marine, if not higher, to go to the mall within three days of Christmas.

Drew (28:01)

And that's all I do every year. It's like, without fail. Also, I guess by the time this comes out. Oh, my God. By the time this comes out, Christmas is not only done, but it's the last episode of 2024. This year has been.

India (28:18)

Scary.

Drew (28:20)

Well, the good news is I feel like everyone's in it together. I don't know a single person who's like, this has been the best year of my life. I've yet to meet somebody who has positive connotations to the year 2024.

India (28:34)

I was going to say the last. I was going to say, like, it's because it's an election cycle. Like, no election cycle years are good, but 2016, like, not to be an old head. Like, if you weren't. And then, like, really, like, there was something about 2016. Like, it was really giving this vibe. Like, literally being drunk and listening to the Drake Future album.

Drew (28:59)

Like, yeah, it was a vibe. It was a vibe. But you know what? I'm like, I think I'm resting on the delusional optimism because this year, in terms of politics, it feels more intense and scary than 2016. But, like, I don't know, I feel like there is. I feel like 2016 was so good because there was a togetherness, especially for our age range for the first time, where it was like we were thinking about, like, people's, like, moral ideas, like, their ideas.

India (29:34)

Thinking about people, like, yeah, literally just.

Drew (29:36)

Like, thinking about people looking at the people around you, trying to really realize and dissect why the people around you are good for you and, like, who maybe shouldn't be around you. And I feel like. Because also 2017, 2017, 2017, like, that was too lit. So I'm genuinely. My spiritual psychosis is telling me that 2025 is going to be awesome. And I'm really scared because I did go into 2024 thinking it was going to be awesome.

India (30:11)

And then God, say 2024. Regardless of. That was iconic.

Drew (30:17)

Yeah. Regardless of personal life, like, work life was awesome and I'm very grateful. And, like, also, I feel like community building was really good, but personal life, it did feel like. I think somebody put a hex on me.

India (30:36)

I put a hex on you, babe.

Drew (30:38)

But the hex is low key, fizzling out. But also the hex is fizzling out in the way that the hex is my OCD and it fizzling out is my Prozac.

India (30:47)

Yeah. The hex is low key in its flop era. Yeah. The hex is not serving.

Drew (30:53)

Yeah. Like, yes, Every day. I still have my three hours of Pure Panic and Disturbia where I'm really convinced that everything is going to fall apart. But I was thinking about in the car and I was like, bruh, it really is just my ocd. Because my main issue is, like, with the way I love, the way I act, the way I guide my life is I am so terrified of things going wrong that I want to control every aspect of every moving part.

India (31:22)

You just got to let go.

Drew (31:23)

And I need to back up and just be like, listen, C La vie, like, no more. This too shall pass. I'm on a C La vie wave right now.

India (31:34)

Just like living la vida loca, livid la vida looking.

Drew (31:41)

Also, I need to tell this really funny story about my little siblings interacting because they're just at that age where they're like teenagers and they crack me the up. But my little brother Leo cooks like, he's. He's 14 and he knows how to.

India (31:57)

Cook, which, like, let him cook.

Drew (31:59)

Now, I know kind of embarrasses me because I'm like, I can't cook. I'm not cooking you anything back.

India (32:06)

That's actually so cute. He, like, got that from y'all dad.

Drew (32:09)

Like, I know, look, he. Wait, I could show you a picture. He made me. He made the family steak and mashed potatoes. Like, mashed potatoes from scratch. Like, he boiled mashed potatoes and did the whole thing. And he asked me if I wanted to eat and I, of course, said yes. And then he. It was me, my dad, and him eating because my mom and sister were out doing last minute shopping. And he cut my steak up for me. And he didn't cut my dad's steak, but he was like, do you want me to cut?

India (32:36)

Why did it. The potatoes look lime green. Okay. Brat potatoes.

Drew (32:43)

Not too much of my brother's potatoes, bro.

India (32:46)

Not too much. Not too much?

Drew (32:47)

No. They literally do, like, green. Because my parents, like, I'm sorry. Like, I hate to air them out, but my parents are just at the age where they really fuck with those fluorescent ass lights in the house. And I'm like, bruh, it is literally. It feels like I'm at the fucking DMV when I go into the living room.

India (33:04)

No, no, no, no, no.

Drew (33:06)

Your parents do like vibrant fluorescent white light.

India (33:10)

Literally yesterday, I'm not kidding, I had an encounter with it. Wait. But backing up to like. I just need to say this in his dad, like whips up in the kitchen, like straight up, like chef vibes. I just have to put.

Drew (33:24)

Yeah, my dad, that's my man, used to. My dad used to be a chef and is still a really good chef. And I learned nothing. Oh, by the way, before I forget, he made me steak, which I was excited. I know, I know, I know. Well, this guys, this is my last one. You will never see this ever again. Like, also, the color change is really gross. Wait.

India (33:56)

Okay. El Fabra.

Drew (34:00)

My brother and sister were talking about it like two days before because my brother was talking about how he cooks. I was like, wow, like you actually cook. That's kind of crazy. And I was asking what he cooks. He was like, oh, I really like cooking steak. And I was like, that's cool. Like I never cooked a steak in my life. And then, not that he was like, bruh, his state tasted like rubber last time he made it. That was so bad. But like going in on him and he was like, it's because you don't know how to eat steak, bro. And then they got started going back and forth and she was like, I. And then he just breaks through her talking goes. And you know, she told me to cook it like chicken. What the does that mean? And then I was like, actually, what does that mean? She was like, I wanted him to cook it. And I wanted. If he didn't tell me that it was steak, I would think it's chicken. And I was like, I don't think you understand the texture of steak. It was never going to taste like chicken. And Leo was just like, what does that mean? Like, what does that mean? Like what, what does that mean? Like what? Like, he was just freaking out because he was like, I couldn't like, you want your steak done like so cooked. Because she also was like, I don't eat steak that has red in it. Like, what if I die? Which I agree with. But it was just, it was. I'm sorry to be there.

India (35:08)

Wait, let's let, let's address that real quick. This whole like anti cooked through steak agenda, like, I'm over. It's tried. Like, I'm sorry, I don't want nasty like blood and guts and like gross shit seeping out of my red me that I already don't want to fudgeing eat. I'm eating it because I have to. I've never once been like, I want a steak right now. Like, what? No, it's because it's put in front of me, and it's someone else's cooking, and I don't want to be mean. I'm sorry. I don't want it to be red in the middle. I'm sorry. I want it to be also when you.

Drew (35:43)

When it's potatoes and then, like, the blood leaks out and, like, it dies. The potatoes. And now you're just having, like, weird, like, pink potatoes. There's some people who really. With the steak. There's just something so crazy about cooking a steak at home. Like, first of all, now your sofa smells like Cheesecake Factory.

India (36:06)

Yeah.

Drew (36:06)

Like, now your sofa smells crazy. Like, the air. A steak in the house being cooked. Like, I'm so happy my brother cooked that for me. But I will say he was heating one up for our mom later in the day, and, like, he was doing it the proper way and, like, got the pan back on everything. I was like, oh, the smell.

India (36:26)

It also. It, like, leaves, like, a layer of oil and grease all over the house and also on my face. And, like, also, we need to have a conversation about beef tallow moisturizer. I saw this guy that I literally think is one of the funniest people in the entire world, but I'm, like, forgetting his name right now. But he made the funniest video ever about beef tallow. Just saying, like, the one line that stuck with me, but it was like, if we have to question whether a product that goes on your skin smells like beef or not, maybe we don't use it. And it was just, like. It was, like, a huge realization for me where I'm like, yes. Like, at least, like, the men are taking care of their skin, but, like, at what cost? Like, they're putting literal barbarian all for what?

Drew (37:21)

So you don't have to be seen in a Ulta or Sephora. Get out of my face. Also, where the do you buy beef tallow? Where do you buy that? I don't think I would trust that off of a delivery truck. A lot of y'all were ordering that in the heat of the summer, and it was sitting in the back of a truck, literally boiling over.

India (37:43)

Yeah, no, it was like. And it. Does it, like, melt. I have to find this guy's name because. Oh, Jake. Jake Cornell. His beef.

Drew (37:51)

Oh, he's so funny. I think I saw that video.

India (37:54)

He's really, really fudgeing advanced, like, and he's been on, like, a banger run lately. Like, he's reentering his, like, generational run arc. Well, were you when hyaluronic acid dropped you tallow moisturizer survey was there. Sarah has always been there. Like, it's okay, bruh.

Drew (38:17)

That's just. It's just too much. Also, the way in which we went from people being worried about kids doing, like, the hot water challenge and throwing boiling water on each other.

India (38:31)

That'S also.

Drew (38:31)

One of the things you could get on tick tock and you could say anything. People are so afraid of aging. Grow the fudge up as much.

India (38:42)

Literally grow up 26.

Drew (38:44)

Like, I don't. I don't fear aging for, like, my looks and my vanity because I am sorry. As insecure of a person as I am, I genuinely think I will get hotter as I age. I've accepted that, like, tough burden to carry. But yeah, I'll. I'll get sexier as I age. Like, I'll carry that on my shoulders. But a lot of y'all, I could get on TikTok right now and say that at the end of the, like, day, I take my dirty socks, I soak them in hot water, and I dip my hair in it so that it will grow. And I would put so much money on the fact that someone out there would do it and then placebo themselves into thinking it works and it would become a thing.

India (39:24)

I literally just saw something like that where girls are now putting their baby's ass ointment all over their face before bed. And I actually, low key want to try it because it's apparently like zinc oxide or some shit. But really, like, we don't need to be putting everything on our faces. But something I have been doing recently that, like, low key is. It's not like a tick tock trend. It's something I discovered on my own. But I. After you use the restroom when you're on your period, I go into the toilet, or I mean, into the trash can next to the toilet. I take your tampon out. I ring out the, like. I mean, you leave your tampons in for like 48 hours, 72 hours sometimes. Like, you're always on the verge of sepsis, so it's like, even better rotten. And I put that on my face before I go to sleep. And that's how I get this beautiful, beautiful glossy skin. But it can only be with someone you love because your periods are synced or something. The science, I haven't gotten down to the bottom of it yet.

Drew (40:26)

No, I'm not kidding. If you. Oh, wait, like, I don't know. I just miss. I miss when people were doing crazy like that beef tallow. Honestly, the more I think about it, I'm glad we're having this discussion because it's really opening doors in my mind right now. But the more I think about it, I am like, oh, it's annoying the things that pick up. But I want.

India (40:48)

I want blue whale challenge. I want hot water challenge.

Drew (40:51)

Like, yeah, I want the eating the tampon challenge. Like, I cannot believe. Believe we really saw a girl just chew on her tampon.

India (40:58)

Like, I. I need the tide pod challenge.

Drew (41:02)

That's our Divine.

India (41:04)

Wow.

Drew (41:05)

That is literally our divine. Because divine ate dog. She ate the tampon.

India (41:10)

Wow. Cultural movements and art repeats itself like two idiots.

Drew (41:20)

Beef tallow is a little on the cusp of. Or eating. Eating dog poop is similar to using beef tallow. That's what I meant to say. There's a drone.

India (41:32)

Oh, hell no. Beige babies. So let me talk about that for a second. So a beige baby is a baby that was raised inside of a beige dungeon. Like, those rooms that have dungeon. It's literally just wood color. Like, it's. There's no color. There's cream, there's white, maybe some gray, and that's really as far as it goes. But the beige is a big part of it. Like my sweater. I really want to know the societal implications of raising a beige baby. Like, I really think it's going to do, like, damage to the fabric of our society, because once they see colors for the first time, they might actually all develop epilepsy or some.

Drew (42:15)

Like, I also feel like those are the babies who are most addicted to, like, cocoa, melon, and, too. Do you know what I mean? And the reason they're so addicted to it is because it's the only time in their life they get to see color. And that's probably why all the babies are gay, because they see the rainbow for the first time and they're so attracted to it.

India (42:31)

Yeah, the. The frogs are gay because of the estrogen in the water supply.

Drew (42:35)

Yeah.

India (42:36)

The babies are gay because of their beige rooms.

Drew (42:41)

If somebody with a normal brain chemistry heard the past, like, 10 minutes of us talking, they would genuinely think it would be.

India (42:50)

Yeah, it would. It would literally be the same. Like, it would be the same as giving a Jolly rancher to a pilgrim. Like, it would do the same damage to their brain.

Drew (43:00)

Wait, do the beige babies get to eat fun food? I feel like a lot of those beige babies also have moms who are like, like, I'm making my baby Fruit Loops.

India (43:08)

Yeah. They only eat bays. They only eat mashed potatoes and boiled chicken.

Drew (43:14)

Like, that is so insane. Also, I don't know. Like, I think if I have a kid, like, I'm really gonna let it do whatever the it wants for the most part. Like what?

India (43:25)

Like my. I'm not joking. I'm being dead serious. Like, I know for a fact that my kid is going to be experimenting with drugs when they're 15, 16, 17, 18. Now I'm going to act to their face. Very upset with them, but low key. I'm going to be like, you're kind of cool. Like, you're one of the cool kids, aren't you?

Drew (43:45)

No. I really hope something gets done about puff bars, because I can't. I can't have a kid who has a bar. Huh.

India (43:51)

Did you just see that?

Drew (43:52)

Did you just almost fall?

India (43:54)

No, I looked insane. I wonder if I look as crazy as I think.

Drew (44:00)

You probably think you look crazier than you do.

India (44:03)

Marvel movies are humiliation rituals for top actors in the world because those silly suits, Are you kidding me? And seeing them outside of the green screen in that stupid little outfit they have on. No, it's. It's got to be a joke. It's got to be a humiliation. Like, it's.

Drew (44:25)

I want to know how those actors, like, talk about being in Marvel movies. Like, do you think they're like, yes, I'm in a Marvel movie. Or there. Or do they preface it to their friends? Like, like, yeah, I was just filming something. They're like, oh, my God, what? And like, I. I'm a part. I'm a part of the Marvel stuff now. And I thought it was going to be, like, stupid, but I, I kind of like it.

India (44:45)

I actually really love it. Everybody's really sweet. No, literally, like, we. One of our actor friends, we have several actor friends, like, was talking about being asked to do a Marvel movie. And how they hook you is like, not only are you getting paid like $10 million for a single role as, like, which is just life changing generational wealth, but they also, like, are like, oh, and like, you're gonna be in eight movies over the next 12 years. So it's basically guaranteeing them like, $150 million. So you really, like, actually can't.

Drew (45:23)

I guess Marvel is low key, like the NFL of acting. It's like the biggest deal you can get is being a part of that shit.

India (45:31)

Yeah, it's. It. Like, it is like, they make it impossible to say no to, and then if you say no once, then, like, they don't hit you back up because they're like, how the could you say no to us? Marvel.

Drew (45:43)

I can't even lie all the. I'm talking right now. If a Marvel contract got put in my face, I'd sign it so quick. I would sign it and then immediately pull, like, a stizzy out of my back pocket and get so high because I'm lit for life. Like, it.

India (45:56)

Yeah, I know.

Drew (45:57)

Matter.

India (45:58)

I fully. I am on the same wavelength. Like, I will be doing a Marvel movie if it gets put in front of me.

Drew (46:05)

I want, like, a Madame Web, though. Or is that dc?

India (46:10)

I don't know.

Drew (46:12)

I think it'd be kind of funny. Like, I feel like we're serving more. Like, we get picked up by D.C. is the best we're going to get. We're not getting Marvel.

India (46:19)

And. Yeah, you're saying really scary things to me right now. I am too hot to hear the words DC and Marvel.

Drew (46:26)

Sorry. My Disney. My Disney brain is coming out. I've been having to do a lot of, like, understanding what production companies own. What. Because I was genuinely. I am obsessed with going to Disneyland. I love Disneyland. I am a Disney adult in my free time. And I was obsessed with the idea of Wicked, like, becoming a thing in Disney. And then I realized it's universal.

India (46:49)

See, that's. That's what I'm saying. Universal, Wicked World. I'm telling you, it's the next big thing. Like, they need to do like. Like, the ride is you're riding a broom at the end. And the song that Elphaba sings, like, the Wicked Witch of the west or whatever the. What's the last song?

Drew (47:05)

If you can find.

India (47:07)

Yeah, and that's playing in the background and it's like one of those rides.

Drew (47:11)

Where you're like, yeah, they should replace Harry Potter with Wicked. I'm sorry.

India (47:14)

Like, oh, no, keep Harry Potter and add a Wicked world. Like, it's that easy because we can go in through the gate and it's like you entering Shiz and it's like a fake water.

Drew (47:23)

Oh, my God. Yeah.

India (47:24)

I'm telling you, I'm cooking. I'm literally cooking right now. I know.

Drew (47:28)

I want to go to Shiz.

India (47:29)

There's a tulip field ride where you're running through the tulip fields and it's a roller coaster.

Drew (47:35)

I don't want to have to run, though.

India (47:37)

No, you're not running. It's a roller coaster.

Drew (47:39)

Okay. Because any ride where I have to do, like, the Haunted Mansion, low key.

India (47:44)

You're pushing it.

Drew (47:46)

I just have to walk through this fucking ugly ass house right now.

India (47:50)

Yeah.

Drew (47:50)

And you're trying to make it seem like I'm on a fun ride when really the ride doesn't start for 10 fucking minutes and have to be squished next to the most people ever. It's obviously a safety hazard. God forbid half this building started to catch on fire. There's no escaping from the haunted mansion. We're all going to be the next ghost for the next guest if this house sets on fire.

India (48:15)

Oh, true. Okay. The last thing I wanted to address and kind of talk about is the Enya Ozempic rumors. So people think Inya is on Ozempic, but I mean, look at her, y'all. She does not look like she's on Ozempic. Like, not even close to being on Ozempic. Like, she looks nothing like Ozempic at all. She is not. There's no. Like, I don't see a world where she could be on Ozempic because it.

Drew (48:49)

Feels like you're like. Like, it feels like you're kind of like, doing a backhanded thing right now. Like, you're kind of defending my honor. And I thought you were. I thought you were gonna say, like, we go to the gym often, and it's really weird to say that.

India (49:03)

No, you do not look anything like. You look nothing like being on Ozempic looks like. Like, at all.

Drew (49:12)

That's crazy that you haven't been getting comments because I really don't like the way you've been looking. So I've been going into your room and, like, stabbing you with an Ozempic pen in your stomach while you're sleeping.

India (49:22)

That's why I' eating lately.

Drew (49:23)

Imagine doing that to someone. Like, imagine finding out that somebody's been coming into your room and just being like, with those epic while you're sleeping. Honestly, like, no, I would be mad because I've heard such scary after effects of, like, health issues that come with Ozempic. So I'd be like, bro, at what cost? Like, that's the annoying thing is like, bruh. Like, y'all are talking about somebody who. I just started smoking weed. I'm 25. Like, I am so terrified of big Pharma. Y'all think I'm about to be the test dummy for Ozempic. Like, get a grip. I'm gonna let all the bitches do it crazy boot style. And then I like, I'm sorry. Like, and I also don't like if you. Everyone gets to do what they want, but I genuinely believe there's three things that, to me, I can partake in but much later in my life. And that's like crazy. Drugs.

India (50:18)

Yeah.

Drew (50:18)

Ozempic and plastic surgery. That's all shit for when I'm like, in my mid-60s and at this point I'm bored. At this point I'm just like, fuck it. New face challenge. Fuck it. New body challenge. Fuck it. New vibe challenge. New brain chemistry. Like, by the time I'm 65, it's.

India (50:34)

Like, challenge is so funny because you're, like, addicted to crack. Yeah.

Drew (50:39)

I mean, so what, like, If I'm like 67, who's calling for me? I don't plan on having kids. Like, I'll just be like the aunt of all of my other friends. Kids. Meth head.

India (50:53)

On meth head. And yeah, yeah. Method in is going to come over. She's really weird and she stares at the wall for five hours a day. But she's awesome. And I know her teeth are scary. We're getting her new one soon.

Drew (51:06)

No, I would obviously get veneers. I have it planned out. My retirement fund is going to literally go crazy for, like, whatever I decided.

India (51:18)

You're literally going to go crazy.

Drew (51:20)

Like, it sounds fun to be 65 and if I still have the health for it to get boobs and then just get them taken out, like, that's. I'm not kidding. That's something I've genuinely thought about. I'm like, it'd be funny to get a BBL for like a year and then the next year just get. Get it taken out just to see. I want to know what life feels like with a big butt.

India (51:38)

Yeah. By then I'm sure it'll be easily dissolvable.

Drew (51:41)

And also, also by then I'll know that I'm not performing for the male gays. Like, it's just.

India (51:47)

It really is.

Drew (51:49)

Huh.

India (51:50)

Why would you perform for gay men?

Drew (51:51)

Well, I mean, that's all we do here.

India (51:53)

Yeah. Hey, gay.

Drew (51:56)

Hi, male gays.

India (52:00)

Okay, Drew, Psyop. If you eat a knowing she sell it, you need to be on Fear Factor. That was from Gabby. 2023, I was edging. 2024, I was stroking 2025. I'm busting all over y'all.

Drew (52:21)

I mean, honestly, that is my vibe.

India (52:23)

That was from Kyla. And then the last one is probably my favorite one ever. Gay men will make fun of horse girls and then put a harness on and do ketamine Girl. You are the horse. I think that's from Leo D. Gray on Twitter.

Drew (52:41)

Literally the grandma's the baby.

India (52:44)

The grandmom is the baby.

Drew (52:46)

Like, I. We can't say much about our personal lives, but just know the grandma is the baby.

India (52:51)

The grandma is literally the baby. And also just know I live in, like, actual fear right now. Like, I'm genuine. Like, not for anybody else's safety, but for the safety of everyone else.

Drew (53:09)

Yes.

India (53:12)

Should we do media?

Drew (53:13)

Yes. Yes. My media of the week is I saw Janet Planet. Oh, okay.

India (53:21)

Is Austin Powers Bar by Mason M A X O N. But no, go ahead. Sorry.

Drew (53:28)

Mine is Walking by Patty Whip, Ever New Beverly, Glenn Copeland, Miracle Man, Bob Carpenter. When I Find the time or When I Find Time. Cody Chestnut. I watched Janet Planet, and I am obsessed with that movie, and I've seen it twice now, and the soundtrack is so good. And I feel like now is a cool time to watch a movie like Janet Planet because we're all with our families, and I think that movie does a good job of.

India (53:55)

It's so real.

Drew (53:56)

Yeah. It's like, oh, some of y'all were not supposed to have kids. The grandmom's the baby.

India (54:08)

Literally. My media is. I watched Monsters University, the prequel to Monsters, Inc. And I think that might be the greatest prequel sequel of all time.

Drew (54:27)

You've literally talked about this three medias of the week. Like, your hyper fixation with Monsters, Inc. Is giving Disney adult, so you can't even. Actually, we should go to Disney together so you could get your Monsters, Inc. Earth.

India (54:40)

Yeah, I need.

Drew (54:41)

The way I was saying that, I'm not trying to be funny. I'm like, you should genuinely do that.

India (54:45)

Like, I want them. I love Monsters, Inc. But into the Void. Tim Hecker, Sleepy Time. Raymond Scott, Reach for the Dead boards of Canada and Heal Pentagon. Did I watch anything else? I went to the Mavs game that was lit. And. And I have a crush.

Drew (55:11)

Lucky.

India (55:13)

I have, like, a real crush. Like a nervous waiting for a text back crush. Like a. Oh, my God, like, did I say the wrong thing? Crush. Like a piss that they're not texting me back immediately crush. Or like, oh, I'm making this all up in my head crush.

Drew (55:31)

I love that. Yes. See, 2025 is about to be lit as fuck. Okay, well, sorry if this episode seemed a little off. I'm sure, like many of you this time of year, although very sweet and nice, brings a lot of stress and reminders of things. And just know that as long as you have your found family or even just one person around you that you love or even if you don't have that and you have to do that online in your community communities and do more outreach to find those people. That is what makes it worth it.

India (56:13)

It's worth it.

Drew (56:14)

It will pass. And you will find the people that you were meant to be with, and they will come and you will be so happy. You will be so happy even that you waited.

India (56:27)

You'll be so happy even.

Drew (56:30)

But, yeah, and I guess, yeah, this is the last episode of the year. I really thought I was going to get on here and do my big one and give a sweet speech, but.

India (56:42)

Right now my brain is next episode.

Drew (56:45)

Maybe next time. Well, thank you guys so much for watching.

India (56:49)

We record that one before the end of the year and then it goes up on the end.

Drew (56:53)

Yeah. So technically for us, you'll be seeing us in the past next episode, but. All right.

India (56:58)

Well, all right. Peace and love and unity and respect. Peace to your families. Happy holidays.

Drew (57:07)

Happy New Year.

India (57:08)

Happy New Year's.

Drew (57:11)

Bye.