Emergency Intercom – Episode: "Addressing Drew’s Thirst Trap"
Release Date: December 6, 2024
Hosts: Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

1. Health Concerns and Zocdoc Sponsorship

The episode kicks off with a brief sponsorship segment for Zocdoc, where both hosts share their personal experiences. Enya mentions her recent hypochondriac tendencies, expressing relief in booking a doctor’s appointment through Zocdoc:

• Enya [00:06]: "I recently have fallen into a bit of a hypochondriac state... last night I booked an appointment and today I'm going to one in an hour."

Drew reinforces the ease of using Zocdoc to find and book appointments instantly:

• Drew Phillips [00:23]: "ZocDoc is a free app and website... We love ZocDoc and you should try it too."

2. Illness and Personal Dynamics

Enya and Drew discuss their recent sick days, highlighting their shared vulnerability and humorous take on falling ill:

• Enya [02:03]: "I got really sick and then I got Drew sick..."
• Drew Phillips [02:41]: "My jacket is inside out, but I am too lazy."

Their conversation delves into how being sick affects their energy levels and interactions, showcasing their comedic chemistry.

3. Memes and Social Media Commentary

The hosts reminisce about past memes they believe should make a comeback, particularly focusing on "Damn Daniel" and its variations:

• Drew Phillips [03:10]: "So first we need to be Damn Daniel... Now we really need to bring Dam boy Boy."

Enya reflects on the nature of TikTok comment sections, describing them as a "being mean in a humorous way competition":

• Enya [03:39]: "It's like, being mean in a humorous way competition. And usually we can all laugh at it because it's like, that's got nothing to do with me."

4. Critique of Fortnite's Evolution

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to critiquing Fortnite's recent changes and commercialization. Enya and Drew express frustration over Fortnite's attempts to diversify by incorporating elements from other games and expanding its market:

• Enya [08:51]: "Fortnite is trying to monopolize the gaming industry... It's trying to become the new steam."
• Drew Phillips [10:06]: "I want boots on ground, boots down. Hello."

They discuss specific features they dislike, such as flying mechanics and excessive marketing, emphasizing a desire for Fortnite to return to its roots as a shooter game.

5. Movie Discussions: Wicked and Barbie

The hosts delve into their thoughts on the musical Wicked and the movie Barbie, sharing personal reactions and critiques:

• Enya [31:39]: "My media of the week is Wicked. I actually want to see it again."
• Drew Phillips [48:15]: "My curse of the week is the fucking scam that is cryotherapy and red light therapy..."

They express a strong emotional connection to Wicked, with Enya stating:

• Enya [47:07]: "I need to see Wicked again. That's my only media."

Conversely, they criticize Barbie, highlighting perceived misogyny and distancing themselves from its themes.

• Enya [38:28]: "I did not want that to come across as that. And yes, I did edit my ass."

6. Personal Anecdotes and Relationship Dynamics

Enya and Drew share humorous yet candid stories about their relationship dynamics, including household chores and communication mishaps:

• Enya [21:58]: "I genuinely, like, I believe a woman's job is to do dishes."
• Drew Phillips [23:00]: "We listen and we don't judge."

They discuss their challenges with texting and responding to messages, adding a layer of relatability for listeners:

• Drew Phillips [40:55]: "I get trapped in this loop where... I can't respond because... a week will pass by."
• Enya [42:48]: "I'm sorry if you don't get a Text back from me."

7. Audience Interaction and Memes Submission

Towards the end, the hosts interact with audience-submitted memes and social media content, maintaining the show's interactive and comedic spirit:

• Drew Phillips [53:06]: "Subway got some nerve asking for a tip... let's play this."
• Enya [54:43]: "You need to start going back to making your own but the problem is that just turns into your really scary standup."

They play and react to various memes, further engaging listeners with their spontaneous humor.

8. Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up

In the concluding segments, Enya and Drew reflect on personal growth, fears, and aspirations for the future. Enya expresses a desire to take better care of her health despite her fear of doctors:

• Enya [45:07]: "I really want to care for myself in a deeper way... But I'm scared of doctors."

Drew shares his own health concerns and the importance of addressing them:

• Drew Phillips [46:20]: "I got all these heart tests done... I was, like, fainting and standing up too fast."

Their candid discussions about health and well-being add depth to the episode, balancing humor with genuine introspection.

Notable Quotes

• Enya [04:08]: "I saw a comment about myself and it made me laugh..."
• Drew Phillips [06:19]: "Speaking of comment sections..."
• Enya [16:00]: "One night while we were hanging out, I randomly asked her if she wanted to see Wicked..."
• Drew Phillips [33:31]: "Only time I check to see if I have text is when I wake up."

Conclusion

"Addressing Drew’s Thirst Trap" encapsulates Emergency Intercom's signature blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and social commentary. Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips navigate through topics ranging from personal health and relationship dynamics to critiques of popular media and gaming culture, all while maintaining an engaging and relatable dialogue. The episode is a testament to their comedic prowess and authentic connection, making it a must-listen for both regular followers and new listeners.