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Host
This episode of Emergency Intercom we are here with somebody super special. Hello.
Veronica
Hi everybody. It's Veronica and I'm going to help you guys slowly. Koska.
Host
Yeah, I know.
Veronica
It's always that. It's always this.
Host
Veronica.
Veronica
Yes. Or Veronika. So.
Kai
Come on, Katia.
Host
I know I was it's up that.
Kai
The only thing that came to my.
Host
Head was Kasia from Drag Race. Yeah, like that's the only like Russian person I could think of. Truly.
Kai
Wait My first question.
Host
My bad, my bad.
Veronica
It was the same. It's the same. Yeah, yeah.
Host
Go crazy. In the comments, I'm like, get her ass.
Kai
Get her.
Veronica
I'm kidding.
Kai
So I have, like, a question right off the bat. Okay, so your last name is. Is Cool. Where is.
Veronica
Where's that from?
Kai
Yeah, Canada.
Veronica
Boots.
Kai
Okay. Canada.
Host
Wait, was that the thing you were saying?
Drew
That's what you were preparing before you got here?
Host
I came in and he preps me and guy goes, okay. And yakai, I'm going to do this thing, like, and just sit with it.
Kai
I had it, like, written down.
Host
No, I love that.
Veronica
No, it's. But so I sometimes wish I just did change my name to Is Cool because I feel like also you. Do you guys know this Emma Stone is now going by Emily Stone?
Host
Oh.
Kai
Oh, yes.
Veronica
Fact check me.
Drew
I'll fact check that.
Veronica
Literally, like, because I saw things like Emily Stone, like, on like, letterboxd or whatever.
Kai
And whoa.
Veronica
Yeah.
Kai
So now I wonder what the tea is.
Host
So, okay. So now there's free range for Emma Stone.
Veronica
Well, I think it's the star. Somebody could come in a name, right? Like before when she was coming up, I think, like, you had to, like, choose a name that is like, wasn't taken.
Host
Also. I think I heard that. Like, I heard that. Like, literally, when you're signing up for. What's it called?
Veronica
Yes. An agent or something.
Host
Like sad and shit. SAG and everything is Sagittarius. But, like, you can't. Some shit about names. It literally sounded like the fake thing about, like, phone numbers. Like, because I guess we ran out of phone numbers. And then like, that's why they change area codes. But I'm like, people die. People die. People die. Get rid of the names. Like, how is Emma Stone actually?
Kai
And where are the bodies buried?
Host
Shut the fuck up.
Kai
No.
Host
In Central Park.
Veronica
I'm gonna die in this house. What's that song?
Host
I think I'm gonna die in this house.
Kai
Wait, so that means you should be Emma Stone.
Host
I know. You could take that spot.
Veronica
Yes. Ah, Begonia. It's incredible to work on the movie. You guys are. Wait, I actually. You guys are like 25, right?
Kai
I'm 14.
Veronica
Okay.
Kai
Wait, no, no, I'm 60. Fuck, I'm 65. I'm actually 65.
Host
Fuck. Fuck. No, I'm 20. I just turned 27.
Kai
Okay.
Host
Okay. Love, love, love.
Kai
28 in like two weeks.
Veronica
Oh, my God.
Kai
It's crazy.
Host
What's.
Kai
So I have a month left to live. It's really.
Veronica
It's really crazy. 28.
Kai
Yeah.
Veronica
Oh, my God. Well, how old do you think I am? I think I already maybe told you guys.
Host
Yeah, you kind of came in.
Veronica
I know, I know.
Kai
Old as you're 17.
Veronica
It's incredible being 17.
Host
17 again, unironically, though, I did think you were, like. I thought you were 22, 24. Oh, thank you. So, like, I think I saw, like, your birthday post for your 30th, and I was like, I know.
Veronica
No, thank you and no work done.
Host
A rarity for white women. No, you're really. You're literally breaking down walls because you look gorgeous. Thank you. Enough with the third. Like, 30 is not old. I can't wait to be 30 because I feel like 30.
Drew
Are you talking about for the first three years of the podcast, I was like, 27, 28. And you said that I was unk.
Host
Okay, listen. Notice how I'm saying women in their thirt are hot.
Veronica
Girls and Grays.
Drew
2008, actually.
Veronica
Yeah.
Host
Yeah.
Drew
When was the financial 2012. Yeah. Mine was whenever the recession hit.
Kai
I think what's crazy is there's kids in the NBA right now that were born in 2007, by the way. Just fun.
Host
I'm pretty sure all of Cat's Eye was born, like, post recession.
Drew
They were born after Covid. I'm serious.
Kai
So they're four. Half of them were born.
Drew
Literally.
Kai
I was like, they're test tubes.
Veronica
Oh, my God. No, that's crazy, because my. My younger sister's 2001, so she's 24, but that's. I think that's what keeps me in my. My. I feel like I'm pretending to be Gen Z all the time, and so are you, and that's okay. No, no. But I feel like he also is.
Kai
Pretending to be gay all the time.
Drew
Okay, well, that's, like a whole other issue that I, you know.
Kai
Sorry to bring it up.
Host
Why would that be an issue?
Drew
Queerbaiting is.
Host
It's kind of out.
Drew
Yeah, it's kind of out. You get murdered for doing that now. So.
Host
No, I don't think. He's fine.
Veronica
Everyone drag his ass.
Host
Actually. It's actually unreal. The thing is, for women, I think women in entertainment, you have to go bald at one point. You have to shave your head, and then you get taken dead serious. Men.
Veronica
Men have to go pretend to be gay.
Host
Yeah.
Veronica
Or, like, play a gay.
Host
Forgive me. Men have to be a really hot gay guy getting railed at one point to be a star, and girls have.
Kai
To shave their head, and that's the era I'm in, obviously right now I am straight, but I'm pretending just to get my foot in the industry.
Veronica
And let me say, it's working.
Kai
Thank you. Thank you.
Host
Okay, so you've only been living here for three years, like in the US because.
Veronica
Just New York or I guess like two and a half years. Yeah. Just got my green card.
Kai
Hey, party, party, party.
Veronica
And I love America.
Drew
Yes. Right now.
Host
I know.
Drew
I'm like.
Veronica
And I'm not scared.
Host
I know. Also, like, kind of weird time to be getting that because, like, doesn't matter. Baby. They don't give a. Baby, throw that thing away. Because they don't give a fuck if you got it or not.
Veronica
But.
Host
Or sell it on Facebook. Market.
Kai
Let's talk about that.
Veronica
That's where this chair is from, right? Marketplace.
Drew
Yes.
Host
My dad, first girlfriend literally got deported for fake papers. So I'm about to run that scam on people. I think. I think that'd be good for me.
Kai
No, I think that's a really bad idea.
Host
Well, I'm talking game plan. If all else fails. First it's Etsy shops, then it's selling.
Kai
Things, and then we get evil.
Host
Yeah. Then we get cryptic.
Kai
I'll join you.
Host
Okay. So.
Veronica
Yes.
Host
Do you go back to Canada often?
Veronica
Yeah, I mean, well, I had to wait for like almost a year when I was waiting for my green card. So that was. That was like. It's my house, my house. It's only like 11. 11. It's like an 11 hour drive from New York. But it does feel very. It does feel like a totally different country. But so I go back, like all. I mean, now that I work at a wonderful place, but that's so major.
Kai
We'll get into fun.
Veronica
It's fun. But yeah, I definitely go back, like as much as I can. Like for Christmas, I'll go for like whatever, 10 days or something and. But yeah, I definitely, like, I'm still like my whole. Well, my parents immigrated from Poland to Canada like five years before I was born.
Drew
And then.
Veronica
So I'm. I don't know my. I guess I'm like Polish Canadian, I guess.
Host
Yeah.
Kai
Well, you're an American now.
Host
You're. Well, you're. An anchor, baby. Dude, I cannot believe you literally just are on snl.
Kai
That's so funny. Literally.
Host
It's so dumb.
Kai
It's so crazy.
Host
It only makes me laugh one, because I. I mean, if anybody listening knows this, but I'm like such a pop culture connoisseur. So I was like, wow, this is. This I would argue that this cast, to me, has some of, like, the craziest bangers. Like, you and Jane alone. I'm like, whoa. Like, that's crazy.
Veronica
Jane and I are, like, roommates at work, too. Like, we, like, share a.
Kai
Okay.
Host
Like, that's amazing.
Veronica
Like, dressing room. And it's. It's really, like, we called the vortex. When I'm in it, I'm like. And then when I'm out, it feels like I just was dreaming. Like, that was all a dream. I don't even know what happened. How.
Kai
Like, when you're in it, how long are you in it?
Veronica
Like, three weeks.
Kai
Wow.
Veronica
We've been doing three weeks since. Yeah. And then we're off for, like, three weeks or, like, a week sometimes, and that's not enough time.
Kai
You're a character in the Finn, like, podcast. Like, food. What is it? I was literally crying, fucking laughing at just specifically you. Like, that shit was killing me.
Veronica
It's. Cause it's a little bit of a shifty eye. Cause it's the insecurity of, like, dude. Yeah.
Kai
Like.
Veronica
Like saying something, you're.
Host
You. You.
Veronica
You're confident enough to say it, but then you regret it immediately.
Kai
Yeah. You just have to keep pushing. It was so good.
Host
Yeah.
Kai
Major.
Veronica
Thank you. So crazy.
Host
I, like, I just cannot. I also can't imagine that kind of workflow, because I know. I know a lot of people who have some of the craziest work lives ever, but that seems like. Oh, my God. That seems like the kind of, like, turnaround to make me personally walk away from a job. And everybody's like, enya, Umantor was a bitch. Like, like, literally did. I think if I was in that setting, it'd be like, okay, so this girl, we thought she was super cool till we started working with her, because I think I would, like. I don't know if I have it in me to be under that kind of pressure.
Veronica
The pressure. But it is. It's the vortex. You don't even have time to think. Like, what am. I mean, you have for a second to be like, what am I doing? But then it's like, oh, you get a call or you get a text or you get put into a sketch or then cut the next second. Like, it's all up and down. And that's, like, one thing. I think people. Whatever. Like, yeah, it is. It's like the whole show is like a living organism, and you just have to, like, just. What is it? Like, let go completely and be totally fine with whatever outcome. And it's really challenging in the best way.
Host
Yeah.
Veronica
Like, I feel like I'm in school, crazy school. But then it happens. We happen to go live in front of millions of people. That's up.
Kai
Yeah.
Veronica
That is like, if this right now is, like, right now, this one thing I'm saying, it's really scary.
Kai
Yeah.
Host
Yeah. I mean, that I can't imagine because I'm never. I'm never in a setting like that at this, like. Yeah, no, we are never in a position, really, that we're live unless, like, by my own volition and I'm in my house. And at that point, it's like, that's mad embarrassing on my own, live in my crib. That's, like, kind of fucked up.
Veronica
It's so fun because it's like you, like a. You write, you act, and then, like, if your thing gets on, then you're the producer. You choose. Oh, yeah. You choose what wig goes on. You kind of. Kind of direct it if you want. Or, like, choose, like, the set and, like, what the decoration. Like, you know, I mean, like. I mean, it's a whole team. Yeah.
Host
You get to see, like, a whole world build out based off your idea.
Veronica
Totally. And it's like, in a second, which my brain, coming from online, I love that. That it's like, right now, this week, it happens.
Host
Yeah.
Kai
Wow.
Veronica
And then. And then if it doesn't happen, then you're just like an actor and, like, whatever. You're in other people's things. But it's really. I thought. I thought I would never be able to do that, and then somehow you would be able to do it. That's the thing. It's like, you would just, like, enter it and somehow your brain would just like, okay, like, oh, my God.
Host
Have there been any moments that are just like. This is like. Have there been any moments so far? Yeah. That you're like. Whether it's like a joke that was yours, like, landed or like, anything like that that just blew you away or.
Veronica
Has the whole thing.
Host
The whole thing.
Veronica
But then, like. Yeah, there are big moments of, like, my third episode was the one I did. Yeah. With Sabrina. And, like, literally, like, we're like, I know.
Host
It's so loud.
Kai
It's louder than normal. It's like Lana vaping on a track bonk. Yeah. Yeah.
Host
Honestly. Coming soon. I'm not kidding. If I could smoke weed in here, I would be that piece of probably who has a podcast that is smoking weed.
Veronica
Wait, are you a big. I don't know. Are you a big.
Host
It's Bad. Yeah.
Veronica
Really? I love that. Like, like, major how my best friends, like, morning till night all the time and.
Host
But I backed up a little. Now I'm like, way. I didn't smoke today till noon and I've been up since 8. Yeah.
Veronica
These are my Canadian friends.
Host
They're all.
Veronica
We're okay.
Kai
Weed was legal there, like, very quickly.
Veronica
Yes.
Kai
It was like, before America. Loki, right?
Veronica
Yes. Yes. I don't know what exactly.
Kai
Like, medicinal.
Veronica
I was definitely in college, I think, but yeah, like, like, totally.
Host
Oh, I didn't remember when we would like that.
Kai
I remember when we would, like, do those shows for press play in Canada and, like, literally, like, the people who were 18 would just, like, come back with weed.
Host
I know, but we had a lot of followers who brought us.
Kai
Yeah.
Host
Like, literally since the dawn of time, like, people from our audience have like, met us and been like, oh, my God, do you want a vape, weed or alcohol? Because I have these. And we've been offered, like, further than that. Like, oh, my crazy shit. By random.
Veronica
Are these your. What are your vices, if I may ask, Heroine?
Host
Because I, like, need you to finish, like, your. Like. Oh, my God. I'm like.
Veronica
I'm like, boring.
Host
No, but.
Veronica
But truly, like, then all of a sudden I'm.
Host
Oh.
Veronica
And my costume broke. So that was a big thing. Like, it was like my first sketch, I guess, like, where I'm like, singing with Sabrina. Also sweetest person. I was like, so awesome. And like. And then I.
Kai
She's, like, hilarious too.
Veronica
She's so funny.
Host
I know. She feel to me, like, since her Christmas special, I've been like, damn. She is just. And now she did the Muppets, like, the first episode of that. I'm like. I have been saying to me, I'm like, she's the closest to, like, Eliza Minnelli we're gonna get, like, for this generation. Because she's just like, you could throw that in any room she is going to. Literally, like, truly. She's gonna run for so long. It's so awesome.
Veronica
It's so awesome. And it was like, such a moment of the. Of during dress. It went perfectly. I got up, the costume didn't break. So it was supposed to open, and then I was supposed to come out in a dress and dance. And then, of course, we're live. Oh, can't get up. So my seal catches on it. No worries. Absolutely cracked open.
Host
How's the power wash setting? You tell me. Give me that power wash.
Veronica
I'm like this, like. Okay, just. You can kind of See my insecurity in my eyes. But I just kept going and then whatever. And it ended. And it was, like, so fun. And we, like, danced. But that was a moment where I could have gone to my room and, like, cried about, oh, it didn't go perfect.
Host
Yeah.
Veronica
This thing of, like, whatever. But then I was like, that's why I signed up for this. It's live. It's completely live. And people. I think I like it when I. When I see things I want to say.
Host
I. I like you pointing that out is funny because that is, again, like, because of what it is. That's one of those moments where it's, like, almost even from a consumer standpoint, it's, like, more entertaining because it even breaks the consumer out of, like. Because I think sometimes whoever's watching, to even remember it's called Saturday Night Live. But, like, especially because we live in an Ash Trevino world of everyone being live, I don't think people understand, like, how high stakes that sort of live is versus, again, just being in your crib and like. Or even, like a kaisen at where it's like, yes, that's live. But he has, like. That's like, his ship. This is like a ship ran by 18.
Veronica
Oh. Or like, 10, 200. Behind the scenes that are doing then. They're the real heroes. Let me say that whenever you guys come, and hopefully you guys come, I'll be there. Oh, please. And it's so seeing the sets move and break and, like, everything run around, then someone's grabbing your hand. You're getting changed. A quick change. Like, it's crazy. It's unbelievable.
Host
Did you do theater or anything before? Like, what was.
Veronica
Yeah, I did. Like, So I am 30. Believe that out. Thank you. So I did, like, a ton of. I went to school for musical theater, which is, like, I think, so obvious when you find that out.
Host
I would have made fun of that, but again.
Veronica
The dress is wicked.
Kai
Vera Bradley.
Host
I am changed for the better.
Kai
Huh? Is that Vieira Bradley?
Host
No, it's Prada, baby.
Veronica
It's really gorgeous. No, you are, like, you guys are it. And I hope you guys know that, like, fashion, everything, like, the coolest tastemakers, like, you guys are the voice of our generation. May I say that?
Kai
Of Yalls generation.
Veronica
Yes. Thank you. Oh, yes. No, but for real, like, in a major way. Major way.
Host
I was literally saying to my friend Rain. Cause I was like, I don't really know what I'm gonna end up doing at this point, but I am so happy that I do live in the delusion that Lena Dunham wrote for herself and girls, where she's like, at the table with her parents and she's like, I'm the voice of a generation. I'm like, I literally.
Kai
At least we have that.
Host
I'm like, me and all my friends. I literally. I unironically do. Look at everybody I'm surrounded by. I'm like, wow, that's crazy. Like, damn, that's so insane. Okay, but.
Veronica
No, but in a real way. In a real way.
Host
Did musical theater.
Veronica
Did musical theater. And I grew up, like, in a. This place called Barry, Ontario. It's like an hour and a half north of Toronto.
Kai
That's where the gym came from, actually. Barry Boot camp.
Host
Yes. Wait, are you serious?
Kai
No, I made that up.
Veronica
Barry spelled I. E. You see, it was gorgeous. And it was like, yeah, 100,000 people. Like, not super small, but, like small town energy. And then. So the only thing to do there, if you, like, liked the arts in any sort of way, I guess, was the musical. So then I would do that. And I can sing a tune or.
Host
Yeah, I was gonna say you have a crazy fucking voice, which I also.
Kai
She can sing for real.
Host
She can sing for real. Have you seen that video?
Kai
No, but I know.
Host
It's literally a guy in a grocery store singing his ass off, unlike announced. And then he hits such a high note, he faints and falls over while a girl's recording him and going, he can sing for real.
Veronica
And then he just literally, I've almost done that. It's for real.
Kai
It's a real thing.
Veronica
It's breath control. You gotta take those breaths. But yeah, so then I did that. And then in grade 11, sophomore. Whatever the that is. What? Sophomore? What do you guys call wait, Junior?
Kai
Yeah, Sophomore.
Host
Y' all are the weird one.
Veronica
No, we say grade. We say grade 11. We didn't say, like, ninth grade. We say grade nine.
Kai
That actually makes sense.
Host
Grade nine.
Kai
Yeah, nine. Grade nine.
Host
Grade.
Kai
You're in the sophomores. 10. Grade 10.
Veronica
What's 11?
Kai
11. Junior.
Veronica
Junior. So I was junior year, and then my. And I was in, like, community theater productions. And then my friends and I loved, like, oh, oh, here we go. Like Adventure Time, you know. Wait, you know the.
Kai
Here.
Host
I was like, did you stay long enough to end up in the Steven Universe?
Kai
Yes.
Host
Okay, okay, okay. And I see you, though.
Kai
I know we're right there with you.
Veronica
Because we were nerds there.
Host
There is a crossover from Steven Universe that Garnet's character sings. That is so good. And I literally, I can't remember it, but I had it on SoundCloud and I downloaded it and like it was on my phone. Oh my God.
Veronica
All like Marceline's songs too.
Host
I've been. I've been wanting to do a re watch, but Adventure Time really did land in like a Rick and Morty smoke shop. But like that version was like before Adventure Time wasn't around to end up in a smoke shop, but they were around long enough to be Spencer.
Kai
Yeah. Spencer's boss.
Host
Any subculture that ended up in Spencer's and Hot Topic. Although loved. Loved by this.
Veronica
The fandom ruined it. Yeah.
Kai
Was like a, like a show right now that's getting.
Veronica
I know.
Kai
I mean, I guess.
Host
Well, there's a lot of shows like, like. But I'm thinking of I again. I think I consume media from every sub genre on the planet because there is that one cartoon show. It's so annoying. I can think of all the characters and the way they look, but I can't think of the name of it. I think we tried to watch it. Or there was a show like, oh, it's not Smile.
Kai
You're not talking about Smiling Friends.
Host
I'm not smiling.
Veronica
I like.
Kai
But that's great.
Host
I know. I love Smiling Friends with Smiling Friends is kind of hitting that.
Veronica
Yeah.
Host
Very quickly. Very, very quickly too. Which is a great show of success. It's a great marker of success is.
Veronica
When like, you know, haha, you clowns. No, that one's really good.
Kai
Not me writing it.
Veronica
Check it down, check it down, check it down. That's what we said in the end.
Kai
Check it down. Let's bring it back.
Veronica
But it's. It's really. It's got like three brothers and it's Joe Kappa. He's this artist and it's like Adult Swim in hbo. But it's like amazing. And really, I. I hate to say this, but like modern. Yeah. Anime.
Host
Oh, sweet.
Veronica
And like modern hue. Like it's very heartfelt. But yeah, it like scratches an itch where I'm like, oh, that's my sense of humor. But I don't know how to like quite say it.
Host
Yeah.
Veronica
But yeah, it's really.
Kai
Yeah.
Host
Because I literally. I love cartoons.
Veronica
Especially if you're a stoner dude. Like.
Host
No. What's up Is Smiling Friends to me that's why I love it so much. But it does live in that world because I started watching Smiling Friends because one of our stoner ass friends came over, was like, this episode is so funny. And it was the episode with what's his Name Gronk or like the.
Kai
I don't remember.
Host
It's the video game character who's like doing cameos at the beginning of the episode. It's like, it's literally season two, episode two.
Kai
Yes.
Host
I've seen it a bunch when I.
Kai
Was back in Texas. Grew up in Texas. Personally, I put Smiling Friends on because I forgot who was telling me to watch this specific episode for like months and months and months. And I was just like, whatever, I'll put it on. I put it on. And I don't know how. It's on hbo. Right. I don't know how my hbo, like auto replayed the same episode and I fell asleep on the couch and was just like. The only thing my brain was consuming was this episode of Smiling Friends. And I think it changes trajectory of my life. Like, I think it rotted my brain to. Its rotted to my core.
Veronica
Yeah, no, that. Do you remember any of the lines that like.
Kai
No, not literally.
Veronica
Not like, maybe it's just like subconsciously, like.
Kai
Yeah, it like melted my brain a little bit. Truly zapped me subconsciously.
Host
Yeah. I haven't been watching anything new. I'm. I'm like kind of in. I. I think I like, I consume things like an SNL or like a weekly, like something that. In that genre. But shows I have such a hard time jumping onto while they're airing. Like, so Smiling Friends is random for me. Like, I'm just watching Insecure, which is like, yes, I'm just now getting set. I just got to season four and it's so good. I love that show so much. Like, I. I think is there a world where you would like to write a show or like, work on a show or anything like that? Yeah.
Veronica
Yeah. I think snl, like, and. And a lot of people I don't know, I feel like the way is like, I never planned for it to happen, but like, obviously I definitely was like a fan of SNL and.
Kai
Yeah.
Veronica
And think that my skill set is good there. I hope. Who knows? So whatever. But I'm having fun. But before that, I was definitely like, pitching stuff in Canada and like, and here. And like, I for sure want to. I think SNL will be like a nice place for me to like, learn all these skills and like, definitely want to stay for a long time.
Host
Please.
Veronica
But.
Kai
But we'll make sure that happens.
Host
Yeah, but like, call some people.
Veronica
You know, it's. It's. I would love to. Yeah. Like, I'm such a pop culture person as well and would love like, what. What's what's this generation's like show what's like that? Where's that itch? And like just also also movies too. I really want to. I have a movie script that I think would that's what I want to make first. Yeah, let's talk about it, guys.
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Veronica
But, yeah. Wait, so can we talk about Nirvana show?
Kai
Yes, we literally can.
Veronica
Oh, my God, I'm gonna sound like fake.
Kai
No, no, no. I saw it. I saw it, and it's so fucking good. And the shit. Like, I've been practicing this pitch so I don't spoil anything with Josh, like, our roommate, because, like, he. He's the one that got me into Nirvana, the band, the show, obviously, through Finn and whatever.
Veronica
Yes.
Kai
But the things they do in this movie are unfucking believable. Like, the. The things they reference. Like, it was some of the shit they were doing. I was like, were they planning this, like, 20 years ago? Like, how the fuck did they do this? It is so sick. It's so sick.
Veronica
Have you seen the Viking Vice? Like, the series as well? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're amazing.
Kai
I want them so bad. Like, I want them to be able to be consumed by people, but they're, like, in Vice Purgatory or something. Like. No, it's really tragic. Yeah, it's Kia Nirvana, the band. The show is in kyo, right?
Veronica
No, true.
Host
I think I only watched Vice Asylum.
Veronica
That's what it really is. Only watch things on. What's that, my friend? Did you guys. Do you know Zach Villery? Yeah.
Host
Okay.
Veronica
He's, like, my roommate and like, my, like, like, best friend.
Kai
Wait, your roommate?
Veronica
Yeah.
Kai
Wait. Actually.
Veronica
Actually, my roommate, it's, like, is fully.
Kai
Like, one of my best friends, like, not too long ago. And I was like, oh, this is a random connection, but a cool connection.
Host
Like, y' all are friends. And that also just cracks me up because, again, me and I. I've. We've known him since, like, I don't know him personally like that, but I'm just like, he's been in our circle. Question mark.
Veronica
Yes.
Host
When he lived here, more so. But, like, I haven't seen him in so long.
Kai
Wait, so you were around when he was making his new project, which is amazing.
Veronica
You guys love it.
Host
Dude, I love that. So good.
Veronica
Zachary's snowy. I never snow.
Host
Like the. No, he.
Veronica
Full ass. Like, full ass. Full ass.
Host
Also, great artist. Like, he's a great illustrator, but that's always been his whole gag since 2016 or 2016, 2017, when he was like, popping off originally. Also, I just love someone like that. Like, I don't know him personally, but I just love someone who is so good at making art that they are like, they just. They're just. I don't know.
Veronica
I'm like, consumed. Like, he doesn't do anything.
Host
Yeah, he does it. And also, I'm like, not a. Who needs to be like, guys, look, please, please look. I'm like, yes, love.
Veronica
The good will rise.
Host
Yeah.
Kai
The truth will prevail.
Veronica
Write that down. Write that down.
Kai
Thank you. Thank you.
Veronica
No, y', all, we're really close and, like.
Kai
And they were roommate.
Host
My true.
Veronica
And their roommates. Because Kyle and I was gonna ask the connection there. So Kyle and Michael, who films our videos, went to school with Zach in New Orleans. Like to college or university, whatever you say it, but yeah, he's. So they, like, went to school together and then, like, moved to LA together. So Kyle lived here too, with Michael, and then was also kind of. I don't know if you met you guys ever, but I feel like those. The circles were kind of like, yeah.
Kai
I wonder if he ever met.
Host
That's weird.
Veronica
I know.
Kai
I mean, all roads lead to this.
Veronica
Moment in a real way. In a real way.
Host
Because, you know, it is. It is really freaky. I was talking to somebody about that recently. Oh, I, like, met someone who's like, newer to this circle, but they're like, in the circle, whatever. Not somebody like a public person by any means. But they made a comment to me that actually kind of blew my mind because they were. I had mentioned something that, like, Devin, like Devin Lee Carlson had said or something.
Veronica
You should check my phone case.
Drew
Yeah.
Host
I literally love her so much.
Veronica
I love her.
Host
I was like, cracking up, cuz I was like, oh, my God, dude. This is actually so funny to just be alive in a moment where now at this point I can look back at the past like 10, 12 years and so many people. I'm like, why have I known you for?
Kai
Literally Ricky, we were talking about that Ricky Thompson.
Host
But even like a Zach and all that, like that whole side of like.
Kai
We just realized we had known him for like 10 years maybe long. Actually probably 12 years, 13 years. Cuz he just had his 30th birthday like a few days ago. And it was just freaking me the out where I'm like, oh my God. Like I've known a lot of these people for like close to half of my life. That's really crazy.
Veronica
Did you guys go to college? But I feel like this is your. This was the college and like learning how to. Whatever cuz you guys have been.
Host
That was like if I think of a Zach, I'm like, oh yeah, that feels like college. Cuz it was like totally. All for the most part, fresh out of high school and then meeting all these people who were like, like already had their groundings here. So we were kind of like the army who would just like show up.
Veronica
And be like, hi, is Josh Film. What's his name?
Kai
Yeah, Film Quake.
Veronica
Like I was such a big fan. I like talked to. To Casey randomly on the phone the other day.
Host
Oh, Casey Fry?
Veronica
Yes.
Kai
Oh, wait, yeah, y' all were doing like a show or you did a show? I did a show.
Veronica
And he came and then like I was like, we have to get like dinner sometimes. Like I'm the biggest fan. Like it's still like this whole like that's what's weird to me is like I knew about all of you guys and like was always like so cool to be there. And I'm like, cole, I'm freezing my ass having Tim Hortons.
Host
And I need that though, because I've never had that. And that's me. Tim Hortons is like Dutch bros to me. Where like I haven't really had Dutch bros, but it's just like I see that. I'm like, damn, that just seems like a vibe. And I see Tim Hortons.
Veronica
I'm like, Canadians do go every single day. My mom goes every single day.
Host
Every day.
Veronica
Wait, every day.
Host
Wait, are y' all not allowed to have coffee machines?
Kai
Wait, don't y' all have like holes? Like donut holes or some just the thing.
Veronica
Donut.
Kai
What are they called? Tim Bits.
Veronica
Yes, Tim Bits. Justin Bieber.
Drew
True's always going to figure out a way to bring up holes.
Kai
I Know, I just need to talk about hole holes.
Veronica
You got to talk and what's in the center. And Justin Bieber did a collab with. They were called Tim Beads and they like sold out in a second. Oh, yeah, it's gotten like really like McDonald's coded. But like, but when I was growing up still though, like, it'd be like house party and then like meet at the Tim Hortons because there were 24 hours and then like you'd eat something and then you go to another house party when it got busted.
Host
Wait, Tim Hortons is a 24 hour place? Yeah. Oh, I thought y' all were kind of cute and classy.
Veronica
Now it's like full on. Like, what's that called? Like the Wawa. The Kiowa House. Like the one you don't have to talk to.
Kai
Robotic yeah.
Veronica
Like now it's kind of gotten a.
Host
Little sad, which is so up because the joy of all those places was interacting with like the freak elites.
Kai
Have you been to a Waffle House yet?
Veronica
No.
Kai
Oh, we gotta go.
Veronica
I would love to go. Wait, what's the experience?
Kai
It's literally like amazing. You walk in, no one greets you, then you like sit at a table and then you're sitting in front of all these grills that are spraying hot oil onto you, burning your skin a little bit. The air is like thick with 13 year old oil. It's. It's a beautiful thing. And then your server is mean to you the whole time and then you will see a fight.
Host
I would say, I actually would argue that the Waffle House workers, at least every time I've been there. But maybe I think you get this experience too because you're a pretty girl. So I do think it's different for guys because I go in there and.
Kai
I'm very straight and you're very strange, really masculine and I present really scary and buffalo stuff. Right?
Host
I'm like. It's usually you get like a server who I guess will be mean at first, but the second you crack a.
Veronica
Smile, then it's like, yeah, we're gonna.
Host
Be here together for two hours and you're gonna have to walk past me 18 times. I'm sitting right next to you, so you're gonna be kind of chill.
Kai
We did have a very pleasant experience when me and Orion went in Texas. But that's what I'm saying.
Host
You got, you got chaperoned by two pretty girls.
Veronica
So that's why Is the food good?
Host
I fuck with you.
Drew
Yes.
Host
It's between, like, if I really had to put it in terms of, like, American, like, like breakfast places, like an IHOP or like a Denny's or a Waffle House. Like Waffle House. To me, I would love for Waffle House to destroy every IHOP and Denny's.
Veronica
In the street when ihop. And I was like, it's pretty.
Kai
Nothing like that.
Host
Yeah, no, it's.
Veronica
But Waffle. Well, I went to Skyline Chile in Cincinnati.
Kai
Skyline.
Veronica
What is that? Talk about the American experience, you guys. Do you know what Skyline is?
Drew
I have no idea.
Veronica
Oh, my God. So Cincinnati, Ohio. Beautiful. My favorite place on earth. It's guys, Spaghetti. Like, like, like, literally like spaghetti, then chili on top. Okay. But it's like cinnamon chili. Like, there's a little. You can really taste the cinnamon. No, it's really crazy. That's a good ton of cheddar cheese on top. Like a ton shredded. And then you have to, like, put like Skyline, like whatever, like hot franks sauce on it. And it's the craziest. No, no, guys, like, that's.
Kai
I mean, I can't talk.
Host
I have so many things to say.
Veronica
With a Mountain Dew saying this.
Kai
Now you're speaking my language.
Veronica
Yes. Like, this is. This is stuff that's. I'm not kidding. Illegal in Canada.
Kai
The red and the neon.
Veronica
I. I have a photo, guys. This is how, like, on. When I went to Florida, me, it was like a green juice with hot Cheetos. Because hot Cheetos were not. Not sold in Canada yet. Now they. But I was like, that was my experience.
Kai
Oh, my God. That was like.
Veronica
I would, like, get hot Cheetos when I come to America.
Kai
Whoa.
Host
Now when Americans go to Japan and we get like, juice and ice cup.
Veronica
And we're like, juice, I'm going to Japan on Saturday.
Kai
Wow.
Veronica
No, I actually need to talk because I feel like you guys have.
Host
I'll send you a bunch of clothing shops.
Veronica
Yes.
Kai
Yeah, we got clothing.
Veronica
I'm going for a week. I'm so fun. Yes.
Kai
Okay. I'll send him some shop job for him, too.
Veronica
Kyle's going. Kyle. Kyle's the. He got a job. So he's working there for two days.
Host
Oh, that looks awesome. And then I.
Veronica
So I have two days alone. I'm going to walk around and have my Bill Murray moment.
Host
Yes.
Veronica
Or should I say Scarlet Johan.
Host
You're going to be Bill instead of star.
Veronica
Yes, the old one. Yeah.
Host
You're like. I'm just a bit more established than she was. Like, she was like 17 in that movie or something. She was a.
Veronica
Was amazing. Still a great Movie.
Host
Okay. I love it.
Veronica
But yeah, I'm. I'm really, really excited. But yeah. What are we talking about? Oh, Skyline, Chile.
Host
When you were saying that, I thought I was under the assumption that you went to a building in Ohio that was a skyscraper, which. That confused me cuz I don't imagine in Ohio. And I thought you were like eating chili with a crazy view of a city. Not necessarily like eating sweet chili.
Veronica
It's really. I want you guys like, I do like it, but it is better when you've had like two drinks.
Kai
Okay.
Veronica
We're, you know, like. And then it's the end of the night and you're like, okay, I need to fucking. But it is quite good.
Kai
I can get down with shit like that because. Do you know what a jacket potato is for my birthday? Two, three. Was it two years ago? Three years ago. Two years ago.
Host
Yeah, it was two years ago.
Kai
It was my 25th birthday and I was like, all I want to do is spend the day with Enya making jacket potatoes. So I boiled potatoes and then put. What is it? Beans potatoes.
Host
I took him to the store for his birthday. I got him. I bought him all the ingredients and then went home. And you bake the potatoes. Then you put baked beans, tuna, Canned tuna.
Kai
Yeah. And it was so good. It was mayo.
Host
I thought it was not mayo.
Kai
Not mayo in the tuna. I thought, oh yeah.
Veronica
Well, mayo is then what cheese?
Kai
Yeah.
Veronica
What kind of cheese?
Host
Like cheddar and stuff. And like, I think we did you. There was butter in there.
Kai
Way too much butter.
Host
Butter.
Kai
That's the only reason.
Host
And then cream cheese. And I think we got a little sexy. And we put like chives on it sounds kind of.
Veronica
Kind of healthy in some way.
Host
I mean, the tuna is the weirdest. Like. And I. With canned tuna. But canned tuna on big beans was.
Kai
It's pretty cursed.
Veronica
Yeah.
Host
And it did make our house. I mean, we ate it in his room.
Kai
Yeah. On my bed while I was making it for him.
Host
So I woke him up to his baked potato and then it knocked him back out.
Veronica
Have you had the new sweet potato with the cheese in the center?
Host
No, but that's.
Kai
I've been wanting it so bad. Have you had it?
Veronica
No, I won't. I'm scared.
Kai
Should we do it?
Veronica
Done. We're doing it today.
Kai
Right now. After this, we're going to hack.
Veronica
Because it's like a.
Host
What?
Veronica
It's a sweet bit. It's a purple sweet potato. Or is it just a sweet potato?
Kai
Either one.
Host
Purple. Like I've been seeing the purple ones. Purple with like a. A stick of cheese.
Kai
Stick of cheese. It's like muenster cheese or some. Or it starts with a G, right? It's a specific cheese, like butter cheese or some.
Host
I think like the only. This is gonna be crazy.
Kai
I've been stimming.
Host
I think America has literally like, like food based light autism. Like Americans eat at such a degree that has nothing to do with like, like flavor. It's like such an in internal, like deep feeling.
Kai
It's a parasite in our gut.
Host
Not even parasite. I'm like, it literally is like a soul bending experience. Like Americans, every year, the amount of trends we have had for the weirdest food. Every year we're like, how can we get bigger, better, crazier? Facebook market this now? Like, yes. Cuz can you get like plates of food and off of Facebook market in Canada? I'm sure there's got to be somebody selling plates of food on Facebook market.
Kai
Do you know about this?
Veronica
No, I'm genuinely. No. But also like maybe I. I live under a rock. Are you guys on Facebook?
Host
I'm on Facebook.
Veronica
Yeah. I deleted Facebook.
Host
Wait. I'm on Facebook market because I like to look around and my dad has a really entertaining Facebook. My. Wow. My dad is one of those people who like his Facebook and IG is. You know those like memes where you can tell some drunk guy just was like, it's like a text meme and it's like. Like some drunk guy posting on his Facebook. That's my dad's Facebook, but just all in Spanish. Like it's just him.
Veronica
Incredible.
Kai
My entire feed is them.
Veronica
Oh, yes, yes. Like that's.
Host
That's essentially what my dad posts and reposts on his Facebook. So I think I'm on there more often than maybe other people because I need to see it. Like my dad just goes on there to watch his own timeline, talk about soccer and then yeah, make text post making fun of everybody. I remember when like the last time the gas was really high, he was like. He said some. Like on one of those text posts, it was in Spanish and it was like all you complaining about the gas being too high. Your broke ass has nowhere to go. Shut the up.
Kai
Like.
Host
Like he says like that on his Facebook or like when people are like going to the grocery store and buying out things for a. A hurricane. He's like, lmao. Not y'. All Buying produce. Like you know how to cook. Postmates is gonna be down. You'll just starve. Like he that on his face. So that's why I'm on there.
Veronica
I'm scared. I know my dad got TikTok because of whatever. And to watch the things because my mom's usually just showing him. I'm. I can't follow him back because I'm so scared of seeing his likes or something like that.
Host
Right.
Kai
I'm right there with you. And I'm also, like, the scariest thing to ever happen to me possibly, would be if someone found my father's Instagram account. Like, I don't follow him. I don't know what the fuck he posts on me.
Host
No, I don't either, actually.
Kai
No.
Veronica
Could be perfectly innocent for all I know.
Kai
Exactly.
Veronica
I don't want to know. It's Pandora's Box. My dad.
Kai
Well, my dad got banned off of Instagram. I don't know how you get banned off of Instagram. He doesn't, like. I don't even know.
Veronica
Pretty hard to get.
Kai
Like, I've seen dead bodies posted, so he's doing some real up shit.
Host
No, my dad literally on his Instagram, reposted recently. It was a picture of two flight attendants with huge boobs.
Veronica
Boobs.
Kai
And wait, show me, show me, show me.
Host
I have to see if I have a screenshot. I think I have a screenshot, but I literally screenshot it because, mind you, he. This is when I was there for the holidays.
Veronica
Yeah.
Host
And me and my dad are way too close. Me and my dad, like, have the kind of like, my dad and me remind me of, like, me and my cousin or some. I'm like, why is this kind of just my cousin? Like, I pull up and he's like, should we have a drink and go outside and smoke and talk? And I'm like, that's less amazing. But it's also in moments like this, I'm like, I. I'm like 10ft away from you, but he'll go sit on the couch, like, duh, and repost something. And it's a flight attendant with big boobs and a tiny name tag. And then the caption isn't. It's in Spanish. It's like, me in. In 20 years. Sorry, sweetie, I'm of old age. Can you come closer so I can read your name? That's what my dad is up to, personally. He's like. He's posting about how when he's 75, he's gonna be trying to look at boobs. Still. So good.
Veronica
I love that. Does he live here?
Host
No, he lives in Miami. Okay. I'm from Miami, so my whole family is In Miami.
Veronica
Oh, wow. Okay, okay. I've been to the one hotel there, period.
Host
The one hotel B1.
Veronica
And it was the best day of my life.
Host
I haven't been to that one. I just started tapping into hotel culture in Miami because, like, I always just stay with my parents. And then like most adults into my adulthood, I was like, oh my God, I don't have to torment myself for two weeks straight. I can go and stay at a hotel like an adult by myself. So I've been doing that. And the hotel culture in Miami is exactly what I want hotels everywhere to be.
Veronica
Like, if that makes sense. It was a resort and mind you, I did not pay for that. It was a work thing, mind you. That crazy ass gym, it's like, well, have you been to the one in hotel ever? Yeah, yeah, they're so.
Kai
I love gorgeous.
Host
I'm saying though, like, we've stayed in all these like, boosh hotels because when brands are like, what hotel do you stay? And I'm like, oh, Four Seasons, Ritz Carlton.
Veronica
Yeah, exactly.
Host
Don't put me anywhere but this place.
Kai
I can't, I can't handle.
Host
Oh, I'm a real brat.
Kai
If it's not four grand a night.
Host
I don't want something. And you're like, overly nice, so then they take advantage of you.
Veronica
Who said that? Who said that?
Host
Shit.
Kai
Wait, I. I had a question. Where was the first place you came to when you came to America? Like, what's the first? Like on a vacation or whatever vacation?
Veronica
Florida. I went to.
Host
Yes.
Veronica
Disney.
Kai
Disney, yes.
Veronica
I was 12. And then there's like a picture of me. I think I never brushed my teeth, like ever. Guys, I was like, I think we're not that we're but we, I think the same, like nerdy, you know what I mean? And you glowed up. We're still working on that.
Kai
No, it's here. You've arrived.
Host
You've been here for a long time.
Kai
Unironically though, you're Georgina Grande. Like actually for real.
Veronica
And so it was me, like holding like a little alligator. And I'm like, like my bangs are like through. Like it's the nastiest photo ever. And then, oh my God. And I remember I'd wear a training bra, but I used it as an undershirt, like for the long garage V neck.
Kai
Oh, yeah, Class.
Veronica
So it was just this. I think I washed that bra twice in my life and wore it every single day.
Kai
Brushed once. Your bra twice.
Veronica
Bra twice and down to here.
Host
Yeah.
Veronica
And then I remember one time I like, had my arm up. I was like, in class or whatever, and, like. And this girl comes up to me. She goes, you know, like, you can shave that, right? And I was like, yeah, no, I, like, did. Straight up. I didn't even shave down. Was I bullied? Here's the thing. Not. I didn't speak. I was very shy until, like, grade seven because I was, like, behind the. This girl named Chantel. I would just, like, she would speak for me. And she was kind of. She had two brothers, so she was a really alpha, and I was kind of like her, like, sidekick. And then when she left the school, all of a sudden, I just kind of, like, blossomed and became really not loud, but, like, whatever. I, like, sang at the talent show and.
Kai
Whoa, what'd you sing? What'd you sing?
Veronica
If I ain't got you Alicia Keys.
Kai
Whoa, that's amazing.
Veronica
And I was flat as hell. Nobody but everyone.
Kai
Yeah, no one knew.
Host
Everyone's like, can't believe it. You said amazing.
Kai
You took down your ponies.
Host
Being in middle school is literally, like, the bare minimum. Like, no. Truly blew people away. Like, oh, wow.
Veronica
I was the greatest woman ever. And then. But, yeah, it was. Oh. So then I. But then my mom, because my parents are, like, Eastern European, so either they're, like, pro hair or something, but, like, never talk to me about. About sex or, like, anything, and it's totally fine. But I didn't know it was enough. Should I tell the story? Is this.
Kai
Please. No.
Host
Please.
Kai
If you want to.
Veronica
I'll to go into it.
Kai
Yeah.
Veronica
So I didn't, like, know that you were like, I'm in 10th grade. Guys like. Like, going to grade 10. No, no, no, no. It was, like, later in my life, and I didn't know that you could, like, that that was an option. And so I got invited to this cottage with my friend, and they were.
Kai
Like, going to the cottage.
Veronica
The cult.
Host
Yes.
Kai
No, see, that's not the cottage.
Veronica
And that's actually kind of where I'm from, around there.
Kai
Really?
Veronica
Yeah. But, like, I want to.
Kai
I want to touch on that next. Or. Yes, I want to talk about. I want to talk about heated rivalries next.
Host
Yes, we do.
Veronica
We do.
Host
And then.
Veronica
But anyway, so then I. Long story short, I didn't ever once touch down there, and I'm in a bikini, and I'm like, this, like, taking pictures, like, dude, spelling love, like, fully. And then after. And they were, like, popular guys. Like, no, it was so embarrassing. Popular guys that were older than us, like, who went on the trip because my Friend's brother was one of those guys. And then later, after I found out, like, two weeks later, they're like, Veronica's really naturally.
Host
And fully.
Veronica
Like, that was how I discovered I could shave my pubes. Don't have to. Could. And no. But it was like, no. I straight up, like, just didn't know. I was like, okay, sweet. I think it's like, that is literally.
Host
Amazing because I feel like that's you.
Kai
Now, by the way.
Veronica
No, like, listen, and I'm pro. Whatever. You can do whatever you want.
Host
No, but it does get to a point because I'm like, that's me now. But that's me. Again, to the point. Because when I was in Florida, I was going to the beach mad early, mind you. Like, no one's around. So, like. And I am somebody who. It takes a lot for me to get to shame. Like, I am not a shameful person. I don't have guilt. I'm like, like, Catholic guilt. Don't know her. I don't give a fuck. I was there, like, the crack of fucking dawn, like, watching the sunrise, and I'm, like, laying down, and I look down and I was like, like, oh, my God. I literally, like, kind of got up to the point that, like, when I was going to get in the water, I was, like, running from my towel to the water because I was like, the. Like, the bush that's, like, happening is too. Like, it looks like I'm untouched and, like, uncanny. Like, it just looks like it was, like, getting to a sad point.
Veronica
Yeah, it's Rockstar, so.
Kai
Yeah, exactly.
Veronica
I really think that's Rockstar.
Host
I wasn't feeling my Rockstar. Like, the man was on TikTok live, like, behind me doing jump backflips off.
Veronica
Of a trash can.
Host
I. I swear to God.
Kai
And your whole bush is in the back.
Host
I'm not kidding. And that was. I. I think that was like. I. I almost went as far as to post on my story because I.
Kai
If you saw me in the background of this video.
Host
No, I was just gonna be like, I think I sent it to you. But it was like, full bush out at the beach. And for the first time ever, I'm so ashamed of myself because I think it was like, I had bush. I had, like, hairy legs and the arbit. So I was like.
Kai
And girls should be bald. It's like, I agree. Girls should be shaved.
Drew
I do not agree. I've never said that.
Host
First gift, and Drew was a laser away gift card. And he said, y' all need. Said, you Guys need this. And then he, like, looked at me.
Veronica
No, I know, I know.
Drew
In fact, I've.
Veronica
Often, when we hooked up, by the way, can't believe we're talking about. He said, what's that?
Host
Gross.
Veronica
Gross. Give me a barf bag, please. Now.
Kai
Put a bag over there.
Drew
No. When we hooked up, I said, I think your bush could be five times larger.
Host
That's not what.
Kai
Wow.
Host
Larger.
Veronica
It's crazy.
Drew
Yeah.
Kai
Computer, computer.
Host
Dude, that is amazing. I mean, yeah, I know. I was. I wasn't allowed to shave. Like, I knew I was privy to shaving, but I came from, like, a really. I. I think maybe it's just having.
Kai
Immigrant parents, not me getting a party full. I'm so popular.
Host
Let's go.
Kai
Literally, so popular.
Host
It's crazy, girl. Let's hear it.
Veronica
What'd you guys do for new yours.
Kai
Kai, do you want to say?
Drew
We went to a New Year's party, and then at midnight, Drew grabbed my ass, and he said, that's. That's dessert.
Kai
That's dessert. The cookie was off quarantine that night. Yeah, the cookie's always on quarantine.
Host
Well, the cookie gets shut down for, like. Like, hazard.
Kai
Ran through.
Host
Ran through.
Kai
There's roadblocks.
Drew
There's a road killy. Nibbled on cookie. Very lightly nibbled on cookie.
Veronica
May I ask if you guys are dating or is not you guys together, obviously?
Kai
Well, yes, we are.
Veronica
You're dating.
Kai
We still haven't shared a kiss, believe.
Host
It or not, really had a kiss. We're saving it for our wedding.
Kai
You're invited. Yeah, we're.
Veronica
Oh, my God.
Kai
We're for real. Going to get. And you're coming.
Veronica
I would love to come.
Kai
And it's going to be a real wedding.
Host
Yeah. Me and Drew are going to get married. I. I don't know if I'll ever actually get married. I. But I do want a wedding. I just want something.
Kai
I want.
Host
A wedding is just a party. It's just like, I want a big party, and, like, I'm not a birthday party person. Like, I can't do all that, like, scary, really. But that's something.
Veronica
When you do free birthdays, then you just do, like, chill dinner. Dinner with seven friends, pretty much, basically.
Kai
We did art night here for her.
Host
Yeah. Oh, my God. This was my favorite birthday ever. Like this.
Kai
I like studio. We did studio. Made a song.
Veronica
Oh, my God.
Kai
We'll show you. And then we came back, and there was art supplies everywhere, and we just did art for her. Her.
Host
It was so fun, and everybody made me Clay things. It's a remix of doing.
Kai
That's me and y layered and you.
Veronica
Doing what you want.
Kai
This is Barbie.
Host
Young and beautiful. Really thankful. But yeah, like it's literally just. Everyone just went in and made me a song and it was so awesome. And you could smoke weed in the studio, which is how literally all I wanted.
Veronica
Do you drink it all or no or just. Just the weed I drink.
Kai
But like she drinks every single day and if she doesn't, she shakes.
Host
Yeah, yeah. I mean it's.
Kai
I'm there too.
Veronica
No, me do me too.
Host
No, I like, I'm like a casual drinker. Question mark. I feel like I've been drinking a bunch the past few weeks, but that's just because my sister was in town for two weeks and then it was like a bunch of birthday parties. But I feel like that's usually when.
Kai
I'm like, you get it. You literally get it all out in a week.
Host
Yeah. And then I like go through a phase where I'm, I'm like never. I can't do that. But I'll smoke mad weed. Like I don't give a fuck. But like I'm like, alcohol is seriously, like it just goes into like it does something bad to you. You know what's wild? We can video chat from space, order groceries just by talking out loud. And men have like 17 options for hair loss alone. But a bra that actually fits and feels good. Apparently too much to ask. Until now. Meet the uplift bra from Nix. That's K N I X. A wireless bra that finally delivers real lift and all day comfort. The secret? Molded cups with a built in foam panel that gently enhances your natural shape so you get a subtle boost without wires, digging or that. Why am I still wearing this moment at 3pm you asked for it. We delivered in a push up bra that doesn't dig, poke or pinch. And with an extensive size range from 28A through 42E, you'll be sure to find your perfect fit with the uplift. Try the uplift bra@nyx.com and use code perfectfit15 for 15% off your first order. That's kn Ix.com code perfectfit15nyx.com new year new.
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Host
Wasn't that delicious? So good.
Kai
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Veronica
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Host
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Veronica
I insisted first.
Host
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Veronica
I've been definitely drinking. I drink think not once a week for. For my, like, at work or whatever. Because you just don't have time.
Host
Yeah.
Veronica
And then. Yeah. Since being here, because it's so social. Like, even after this, I have to go for a dinner. And then, like. You know what I mean? And then you're just like, okay, well.
Host
To be fair, I guess it like three people. Or I guess you too. You're just over there.
Drew
Okay.
Host
Three people on a couch. Just being like. I just like drinking when it's. Drinking is on such a decline. So all I should tap in to being alcoholics to make alcohol.
Veronica
I know that's the thing is, like, that's big alcohol.
Host
Yeah. Let's just tap back in.
Veronica
Which I respect when getting off alcohol, but I. But is it bad if I like to have a little drink?
Kai
Can we let loose? Can we let loose? Is it a problem?
Drew
Wait, Veronica, are you going to the after parties? Like, most of them?
Veronica
Yes. Every single one.
Drew
Really?
Veronica
Yes.
Host
That's awesome.
Drew
So, like, how long do people who are on the show, like, is Kenan going to those after parties?
Veronica
Kenan specifically does go sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, we'll, like, talk about the show and have some just, like, whatever, chat about it. And because you're also on such a high after, like, your adrenaline's crazy that you can't just go home and Go to bed. I mean, I can't. Some people can't.
Drew
I will say, I think the one that I saw you at was one of the best parties I've ever been to. Like, it was like an actual movie.
Veronica
Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes. That was really cool with Tucker. Yes, yes, yes. It was like. I forget what. I won't name the place, but I remembered it. And then I was with my sister too and I remember and my sister's like a teacher. 24 year old teacher in Canada. And like, so I, I bring her and the first person I see is like Troye Sivan. And he's like, I could do Australian accent. And then I was like, I was like, this is my sister Hannah.
Host
And she's like, oh my God.
Veronica
It was like a real like cool moment. If Troy's watching. Hi, Troy. But. But it was a moment like, it was really cool.
Host
Dude, that's so sweet. I love that. How many siblings do you have?
Veronica
Just one sister.
Host
Oh, that's. Yeah, that's awesome.
Veronica
And she my age, so.
Host
Yeah, I have a sister.
Kai
Competition.
Veronica
24 now. She's six years younger than me.
Host
She's gonna knock you off your spot, girl.
Veronica
I know.
Host
Be careful with the siblings.
Veronica
She's so cute. And like, I feel like the older we're older, she's getting like the gaps just getting smaller and smaller.
Kai
Exactly what happened with my siblings.
Veronica
Yeah, you guys have both a lot of sib.
Host
Yeah, we both have so many siblings.
Kai
Big old family.
Host
4.
Kai
Oh my God.
Host
He has six.
Kai
Six and a dead brother. Brother. It's all good.
Drew
I love it.
Veronica
My.
Kai
I get my dad's Rolex now.
Veronica
Do what?
Kai
I get my dad's Rolex now.
Veronica
S. You know what?
Host
Come up. That reminds me, I saw this tik tok. I was like, what do you mean? My grandpa just died. I thought I was going to get some land. All I got was this. And it was like an oversized lighter that worked like it. Like an oversized big lighter.
Veronica
God, that's awesome.
Host
Literally me with my mom.
Veronica
Are you guys youngest, Oldest, middle.
Kai
I'm youngest with a twin, believe it or not. And she does Internet shit. Yeah.
Host
And she's complete opposite. I don't think you would know of her because she's so. She is amazing. Pure and like living the way God intended for peanuts.
Kai
She has like a husband and a child. Could you imagine me with a child? A three year old?
Veronica
Honestly? Not yet.
Kai
Yeah. So that's like how polar opposite we are.
Veronica
Wow. Oh my God. How long has she been with her?
Host
They've been together for, like, seven years.
Kai
Yeah, forever. Since we were, like, 20.
Veronica
Do you guys want kids?
Kai
I want them.
Host
Oh, I don't know. I don't think so. Like, I'm so. I really am. I don't. I don't have any plans, period. So I'm like, I've never wanted kids. Like, that's never been a calling. Like, I've never felt, like, motherly. I'm second to oldest, and I have an age gap up of, like, 10 and then 11 years with my youngest siblings.
Kai
So you raised kids?
Host
Yeah, so when I was, like. They came into my life when I was, like, 12, so. And my parents are, like. Were, like. Grew up, really broke, working all the time. So we were, like, essentially raising my little siblings. So I think that kind of. I was like, oh, oh, no. I don't want to do this, because I'm just like, what do you mean? I can't stay after school because I got to rush home to go pick up my kids from elementary because my.
Kai
Mom got to go.
Veronica
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host
Like, I don't want to deal with that, but I do. I unironically think I'd be an amazing mother, so I think that would be fun, But I don't know me.
Kai
And you talked about adopting.
Host
Tries to ask me if I'm gonna carry a.
Kai
Well, she's gonna. She's gonna surrogate for me, actually, you're next. If she says no, you're next.
Host
So.
Kai
Okay.
Veronica
I love to. I love to, like, ruin this tight little body. Solid core. I went to solid core twice, and we can tell.
Kai
It looks great.
Host
Throw it all away.
Veronica
Like, guys, it up. You guys. Workout classes are up.
Kai
They hurt. They're hot.
Veronica
They're terrible.
Host
I'm like.
Veronica
Literally, I'm, like, about to pass out. Is the worst thing of my life.
Host
No, it really is. It's like the Hunger Games.
Veronica
But then I felt so fit for two days after, like, the. The h. The.
Kai
The endorphins.
Veronica
The, like, tightness of. It lasted for two days.
Host
I was like, it does give you a strength. Crazy.
Kai
Do you want kids?
Veronica
Yes, I do want kids, but I think it'll happen.
Host
Like.
Veronica
Like, honestly, I think, like, five years from now.
Kai
Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's a perfect timeline.
Veronica
And in truth, I just think. Yeah, not that I. I think I'm a bit of a late bloomer. And, like, I think everything in my life is just a little. A little later.
Host
Well, statistically, women who have kids in their later 30s and 30s in general live longer.
Kai
Is that something you want to do.
Host
Because you have more financial, emotional phys. Like, your security overall is so much more like that.
Veronica
That's what I'm trying to get down.
Host
So then you are more likely to not have. Have, like, as stressful of a life, because I.
Kai
It's psychological, too. It's like. It's even primal, where it's like, oh, I have to be alive longer to care for this child longer. So you're, like, like, not taking as many risks, and you're doing, like, all of these, like, really safe things. And also, chemically, like, totally crazy.
Host
Yeah. I think if I had a kid, I would. I've always said if I do have a kid, I would have a kid 35 to 40. Like, if. If. If the body can do it and I end up pregnant at 40, I'd be like, hey, period. Period, Dot. That's my baby. My mom had, like, I'll be 70 when they're 30, and they're gonna be, like, overly existential. But, baby, my mama died when I was 18. You're gonna live. You're gonna live if mommy dies early. Okay. You're gonna live. You're gonna live really good, actually. So I think I'll just do it.
Drew
Wait, Veronica, did you know that Drew's mom had him at 60?
Kai
She was a geriatric pregnancy. Yeah.
Host
Wait, your mom did have you when she was 40, though, right?
Kai
Yeah, she was old. Oh, my go, too.
Host
Period.
Veronica
Oh, my God.
Drew
Yeah.
Veronica
Was it planned?
Kai
No, no, it wasn't neither. Neither of us. But then they were like, oh, a cute little boy. Yeah, we can do it. Let's do it. Let's get married. And then, like, three months later, Madeline showed up in the womb, and they were like, wow. Oh, my God.
Veronica
Oh, my God.
Drew
Yeah.
Kai
They didn't know they had twins for, like, months and months and months.
Veronica
Wow. Until she was 40 when she had you guys.
Kai
Yeah. She might not have been exactly 40, but she was. She was geriatric or considered a geriatric pregnancy.
Veronica
She was old, which I feel like everyone now is like. I feel like everyone's having kids way, way, way later.
Kai
We can't buy houses, and we can't have kids.
Veronica
No. And also because of COVID I feel like we're all stunted over those years. Like, we truly, like, I don't know what. How old I would be now, but whatever. Two years of my life gone.
Kai
Yeah. It is so wild.
Host
No, I mean, also, this year. This past year has just been me laughing at myself. Cause I'm like, damn, I've always heard the term arrested development, not only because of the show, but just in general. And I was always like, that's so funny. A lot of people do have that. And then this past year, I was.
Kai
Like, oh, I have.
Host
Oh, my God.
Veronica
The calls from inside the house.
Kai
I think I'm gonna die in this house.
Veronica
But I was gonna say the. The 20s versus the 30s here. That 30, I've never felt younger. Like, that's come around again where, like, in. I feel like I like 20 something. 26 to 27 and 28. I just kind of, like, stopped, like, partying, whatever. And then now I'm like, let's go again.
Kai
Kai says the same thing. Yeah, I feel like 48. I'm not saying it's the youngest he's ever felt.
Drew
I'm elder.
Host
He's pushing 52.
Drew
I'm Elder Geno.
Host
He saw Pharrell's speech when Pharrell at the Grammys was like, I'm 52. I don't work. My life is amazing. And I was like, preach this. It's. It's tea.
Drew
Because it's not accurate what you're saying. Okay. There's like some quote where it's like, no one feels older than, like, a 26 year old and who feels like they're running out of time. And I'm like, that shit is so real. Because genuinely, after, like, I think once I turned 30, there was. I had a month where I was like, this is the worst shit in the world because I'm being contrarian where everyone says it's fine. And I'm like, no, this shit actually sucks really bad. And then after a month, I was like, this is insane that I thought that I had no time. When I was 24, I remember being a year out of college and being like, I am so old just because I'm not in college anymore. And I was just like, I don't know. It does. It's really weird that I'm in that.
Kai
Era right now of.
Drew
Yeah, it's like.
Kai
Where I'm geriatric. It's over for me. Like, I've aged out. Like, that's where I'm at.
Veronica
That's one thing I learned. I was like, there's so many. I was like, there's only one shot you can't believe. Like, whatever. I'm like, no, there's actually a million is what I've learned.
Host
Yeah.
Veronica
Constant. Even if I screw up, whatever I'm doing, doing now, I'll figure it out again. Like, I just know that, like that's how I, how I feel now. But maybe that's, maybe that's 30 talking. But it's really. Yeah, like I, I feel, I feel young but also. Yeah, maybe the, it's the kids thing that kind of gets to me sometimes.
Drew
Also doing comedy stuff or creative stuff in general, it really does push Your timeline back 10 years on top of the already pushback timeline that we're under. I forget who said it, but somebody, some comedian was like, everything that happens to your friends that are choosing normal careers happens to you. But like 10 years later, that's so true. And it's, it's really freaky because I remember oh over Covid, my best friend from high school who like went into finance over Covid, he was like, I'm going to buy a house. And I was like, what are you talking about? And like he's about to buy a house.
Veronica
Yeah.
Drew
I was like, dude, yeah, I'm elder Gen Alpha. Like I can't do that yet.
Veronica
Gen X.
Drew
No, I'm Gen Alpha.
Kai
She's elder Gen Alpha, guys.
Drew
But yeah, it's just like the ten year wait.
Kai
Elder Gen Alpha is really funny. I need to give you your flowers.
Drew
Yeah, thank you.
Host
That's.
Veronica
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. I don't know when that will happen for me, but I think it will happen for me at some point in my life. Don't know when. Don't know when.
Host
I think I just, I unironically have such a disconnect from numbers 27 right now. To me, just the only thing about it that makes me laugh or uncomfortable is it just sounds funny. Like the only thing that makes me uncomfortable about my age ever is usually I'm like, girl, why are you lying? Like, you're not like, you're not that serious.
Veronica
29 was weird. It's not 30 and it's not 28. I'm like, what the hell is this.
Host
Middle of the road?
Veronica
Like I just said 30 for the. When I was 29. So I've been 30 for two years because I was like, what the hell is 29?
Host
Yeah, I, I also, I, I've been telling people I've. I've been 27 for three months. Which that's just a bad habit. I do. But I have to do it because then if I don't do it then I think I'm like, I have to prep myself mentally.
Veronica
Yes.
Host
So I think maybe that's. I. In my head I've been, I've told someone, literally, I think in October, I was Like, I. I also have an issue where I overshoot my age. I don't. I don't think I've ever been somebody to play younger. I have. The. What I would argue is more annoying is a younger person who likes to be like, no, but like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In my 26 years of life, like, like, what the are you talking about?
Veronica
Totally.
Host
So I'm so curious. I do think that will hit me though, cuz I kind of think it's inevitable. Especially like in a digital age. Like, age gets brought up so often and thrown at your face because like, now 15 year olds are like, really?
Kai
See, the thing is, is I was that person. Like when Shane Dawson was making YouTube videos when he was 24, I was like, pack it up, bag of bones. And now I'm 27 and making YouTube videos.
Veronica
No, no, no.
Host
To me, one of my favorite mishaps, media wise, I can remember off the top of my head is the Dolan twins.
Kai
And there was that fire.
Host
And they posted a picture of what was like the clouds from a huge, like, wildfire. And they were like, the clouds are crazy.
Kai
The sunset is gorgeous. Yes. Mighty people were dying.
Veronica
Oh, and of course, well, the clouds. Classic with the Toy Story hat.
Kai
Oh, Logan Paul.
Host
Oh, my God.
Veronica
So y' all.
Kai
Soon.
Veronica
But that didn't. That didn't age poorly. It was just like, instantly.
Kai
It was instantaneous. Like, oh, my God.
Veronica
Like, really never seen show, like, what the, like, content creator's brain really looks like.
Host
Also, it was. It should have been like. It should have been the first, like. Guys, guys, let's back up. Let's back up a little bit. Like, that should have been the moment. We were like, okay, we're taking it too far.
Kai
We saw raw footage of.
Host
I have it on that phone. I'm gonna. I have to find it.
Kai
Preview. Is it Logan Paul or is it. It's Logan Paul and you had. Or we have raw footage of Logan Paul doing, like, takes.
Host
Oh, my God. Long enough that I can post that.
Kai
It's the craziest you'll ever see in your life. Like, terrifying. Like, really, really ooky, spooky, like lines like yelling at people, like, really angry and then turning it back on and like, being normal.
Veronica
And you're. You filmed this? You're there in person?
Host
No, no, I was on this Brat show.
Veronica
What show?
Host
It's like there was this Groundhog Day. There was this. A production company called Brat, and they were doing really, like, random series, like just copies of movies. Like, the thing I was in was Essentially a bootleg rip of Groundhog Day. But it was like me and like a bunch of other like, people who.
Kai
Had following Connor's story was in it.
Host
Connor story was in that character? Yeah.
Veronica
Nice. My brain's like this, dude.
Drew
It's so.
Host
Oh my God. And I was. I was in it because Josh was with me and we like, he has literally like six hours of footage of me making fun of, like, the whole thing. He has footage of me interacting with young blood in 2019 and calling him Lil Xan three times in his face. And. And like, he kept being like, your eyebrows, Your eyebrows are beautiful. Cuz I had like orange hair and orange eyebrows. So he was like, oh, you cut fire. So exciting, like that whole thing. And I was just like, beautiful eyebrow.
Kai
Yeah, yeah.
Host
It's like, l. You're so crazy.
Veronica
I didn't realize how famous he.
Host
Dude, he's huge.
Veronica
I had. I had zero concept, but I respect it.
Kai
Henas.
Veronica
He seems to have a lot of joy.
Host
Yeah.
Veronica
And you know what?
Host
I'm not gonna just like Jojo Si. I could see Jojo Siwan. I'm like, that girl's happy.
Veronica
Happy.
Host
I almost said blood orange. Young blood. I see you.
Veronica
You look so blood orange.
Host
Period blood on my Chinese blood. But we did that. And through that, I got really close to the DOP on that set. Had just done the movie with Logan Paul that he had done that year. Some random fuck ass movie. But he said that on the last day of like wrapping our show, when we were leaving, we were in the car and I was sitting next to him and I was like, we had become close at this point. Then he was like, okay, now that, like, we're going our separate ways, I have to show you something that I didn't want to show you the beginning because I knew you would, like, hound me for it. And he said when he was on set, Logan's phone died and his camera died. So he literally just looked up at this guy and was like, give me your phone, give me your phone. Just one second. And took his phone to vlog part of the set with. And it's just this footage of Logan Paul in a hole in the middle of Joshua Tree, standing in this hole, going, hey, what's up? Hey. Hey, what's up, you guys? And like, it's doing that for 30 seconds straight and he just like, I guess he doesn't find his spark, so he just kind of like puts the phone away.
Kai
He gives up.
Host
And this guy air dropped that to me and I just have been like, Sitting on that. Cuz I got. I was so scared of, like, I.
Veronica
Need you to show me.
Kai
Yeah, I'll be.
Host
And that's. We'll insert it.
Veronica
Insert it. That's crazy.
Host
That's gold. That's. So I have literally just. I love. Yeah. Should I bid it before showing it? I'm gonna do a bidding. I'm gonna do an ebay upload and just a screenshot. Be like, who would like to bid on this raw footage of Logan Paul?
Kai
Raw footage.
Host
Oh, yeah. I was so scared that he would, like, God, sue me or something.
Veronica
Have you seen him? Or like, wait, did you meet him that day?
Host
Or.
Veronica
No, no, no, no.
Host
I had nothing to do with that. I just literally got sent.
Veronica
Have you guys met him ever?
Host
No. I'm like, I feel like maybe at.
Kai
VidCon, we, like, touch shoulders or something.
Host
I can't remember ever interacting with them because those were like.
Kai
I'll never forget. David Dobrik said that he thought I was on ketamine. He was like, you two are like the guys that, like, do drugs. And I was like, yeah, to me and Drew. We were like, no, we were like.
Veronica
That because you're weird.
Kai
Exactly. Because I like Adventure Time. I like drugs.
Host
Oh, because you heard Garnet. You heard Garnet through the walls singing her ass off. And I think I'm on ketamine. Yeah. He literally accused us of being on ketamine. And then we were like, actually, at the time, I didn't know what ketamine was.
Kai
And I was like, honestly, same.
Host
Yeah, we didn't even know when.
Veronica
That must have been so young.
Host
Yeah, we were like 18. Oh, my God. And he was like, you guys are on ketamine, hun. We were like, what? And then he was like, your feet feel gummy, huh?
Kai
Your feet feel like marshmallow.
Host
He said something like that. So we were all in the. Me and Drew were in the elevator with him. We were like, no. And then he also, mind you, the camera in his face like this, like, not recording. But he, like, had gotten so used to covering his face.
Kai
You know, that arm was strong as. Because it was DSLR cameras that they were holding. Like, their shoulder blades go crazy. I've been seeing this guy, like, do reverse looks maxing on himself where he, like, is only training one half of his body. That's what vloggers look like. Just really strong.
Host
We have to maybe we go back to that because I actually think, like, we need to go back to long format YouTube vlogging. Also.
Kai
Sorry if me and Kai's vibe is off. Clavicular got frame mogged by a fragile.
Drew
Didn't check in on us.
Kai
Yeah. Which is really fucked up.
Veronica
I don't get.
Host
I unironically don't have that kind of boy content on my feed.
Kai
On top of that, clavicular almost caught a career ending cortisol spike after a larp. Max Stacy tried gesture fying him on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid mog between two low tier normies at as you guys didn't see too much and it's like really up.
Drew
You didn't even say anything to us. How I'm like been trying to not cry, but it's like, ew.
Veronica
Oh my God.
Host
I mean, I'm sorry, guys.
Kai
Yeah, clavicular was mid gesture gooning when a group of voids came and spiked his cortisol levels. Is ignoring the foids while munting and moggin boys having the more useful.
Host
Cuz it feels like girls don't care.
Veronica
As much as like, absolutely. I've been eating your bread again.
Host
Yeah, I think girls bread is.
Veronica
Girls bread is fully vodka milk too full. Two pieces of toast before it came here.
Host
Now that the boys have taken the ed shit, like girls are free. We can like drive around and go to fast food and whatnot and y' all are stuck in that.
Kai
But yeah, we were. Me and Kai were Chad fishing in the club and then two foids came up to us and tried to gesture magas. I don't know. I think it's female.
Drew
It's where incels call females.
Veronica
No, what is it? Say it again.
Kai
Foid. Foid.
Drew
What does it stand for?
Kai
Oh, my God, I have no idea. It actually might be a slur. Oh God, it might be.
Drew
Will you like, do just enough research to make the jokes? Firearm owner's identification. Sure.
Kai
Google, that's what I'm referencing.
Drew
Wait, let me.
Kai
Not the other bad thing.
Drew
Oh, female is a derogatory abbreviation for femoid, which is a portamento combining female and humanoid. Or Android. We should have done the research, man. We went into this blind and we up. We up. We didn't know that it was direct.
Kai
But our cortisol levels have been spiked after clavicular. Got frame on. Yeah, so just check in next time.
Drew
Please check.
Kai
This is just us.
Veronica
I apologize.
Kai
Like putting like, wait, low key.
Host
I need to open like a boy esthetician clinic. Like I need to do like there's dude wipes. I need to like build out a barber shop.
Veronica
Shop.
Host
Like it looks like a barber Shop. But it's an esthetician office for boys to get filler, cuz. Boys.
Veronica
Boys getting filler.
Host
Like, that's.
Kai
First of all, it's in.
Host
Because, like, a lot. I feel like a lot of guys are, like, on OIC and getting fillers and. But that goes under the table cuz people are too. Like, it's easier to see if a girl's boobs get smaller.
Veronica
It's also, like, just not like you're not even looking for it.
Host
Yeah, you're not looking for it anymore.
Kai
We're talking about boobs.
Host
We're talking about your tips.
Kai
Thank you.
Host
But yeah, I'm gonna start eyes of here.
Veronica
Hey, Eyes of here.
Kai
Sor.
Drew
And yeah, it's crazy how similar we are, because I was like, for so long, I've been like, we need a male gyno. We should have gynecologists for men.
Host
What does that have to do with what I was saying, Kai?
Drew
Because it's similar. I mean, it's like the exact same thing for guys. It's like a medical thing for guys. And I totally agree with you, and you probably agree with me.
Host
Wait, you think men should have pap smears?
Drew
I think men should have to get in the stirrups, and then Drew agrees with me.
Kai
I. I agree.
Host
Yeah.
Drew
Yeah. We should have to spread our totally.
Host
That's how Y' all should have to get your prostates checks. Y' all should have grabbing our ankles.
Kai
Yeah.
Host
That's crazy work. I can't believe the guy.
Kai
They bend us over the table.
Drew
Do you know what they make you do for a. A colonoscopy? He literally said, grab your ankles to me.
Host
No, he did not.
Drew
And I did good.
Host
You did not.
Drew
And it was crazy like this.
Kai
I just feel good.
Veronica
Well, I was like. I was like, what is my story? No, no. Well, what are you gonna say?
Host
I was gonna say we could wrap it up. Do you want to share any media? We, at the end of episodes do like media. Whether it's like, movies, shows, or music or anything you like to share.
Veronica
Nirvana, the band, the movie. Haven't seen it, but I'm. I'm taking your word for it. It's gonna be amazing. What else did I talk about? Oh, God. Survivor season 50.
Kai
I am so, so.
Host
I've never seen a season of Survivor.
Kai
I'm Survivor pilled.
Veronica
I'm surv. So, you know, whatever. Work at a wonderful place where you meet a lot of wonderful people. I've never been more starstruck than when I went to a Survivor party. And met the cast of like the last three seasons. I was like, they're having a barbecue. They're the sweetest normal people ever. I was.
Kai
They're really just normal people.
Veronica
I couldn't believe it, but. Oh, Survivor 50.
Host
Oh.
Veronica
Oh, you. Haha. You clowns it out. Oh my God. What else? What else, you guys? Maybe that's it. And then Saturday Night Live.
Host
Guys, check out Saturday Night Live. It's this small production company. It's really so cute.
Veronica
Hey, we're all trying. I'll say that. We're all trying. All right.
Kai
And you'll get there. One day you'll get here. One day you'll be here.
Veronica
I would love to. Oh my God.
Host
But, ah, well, thank you so much.
Veronica
Thank you so much for having me.
Kai
Genuinely.
Veronica
I'm such a big fan.
Host
It was amazing. And I'll be seeing.
Kai
This might be one of my most.
Host
I'll be seeing you on my tv.
Kai
This might be one of my most favorite episodes ever, by the way.
Host
Oh my God.
Veronica
Gigatron maxing. I could never like what you guys said to me. I could not wait.
Kai
Not us all jester maxing for an hour.
Host
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Episode: All roads lead to this moment w/ Veronika Slowikowska
Hosts: Enya Umanzor, Drew Phillips
Guest: Veronika Slowikowska
Date: February 13, 2026
In this lively and hilarious episode of Emergency Intercom, Enya and Drew are joined by comedian, actress, and current Saturday Night Live cast member Veronika Slowikowska. From grappling with age anxiety, cultural differences, and public mishaps to the chaos and thrill of live comedy on SNL, the conversation weaves through pop culture nostalgia, personal growth, and riotous tangents. The group also dives into childhood memories, family quirks, food obsessions, and the journey of carving out your own space in art and comedy.
| Timestamp | Segment/Insight | |-----------|-----------------| | 02:24 | Veronika Joins, Name Chat, Branding Jokes | | 05:23 | Age Reveal & Commentary on Age in Showbiz | | 09:40 | SNL Experience: "The Vortex" and Work Flow | | 16:30 | On-Air Mishaps: SNL Costume Malfunction Story | | 19:21 | Musical Theater Roots, Small Town to Stage | | 21:35 | Subculture Nostalgia: Adventure Time/Cartoons | | 32:18 | "All roads lead to this moment": Serendipity in Friend Circles | | 34:53 | Tim Hortons, Food Rituals, Canadian-American Differences | | 42:57 | Parents' Social Media Foibles, Generational Divide | | 50:33 | Coming of Age & Body Hair "Eureka!" Moment | | 55:20 | Vices: Drinking, Weed, and the Creative Life | | 59:17 | Inside SNL Afterparties & Meeting Troye Sivan | | 61:08 | Siblings, Family, and the Kid Question | | 67:35 | Aging, Anxiety, and the Freedom of "More Than One Shot" | | 70:47 | Internet Mishaps: Influencer Scandals & Logan Paul | | 75:18 | YouTubers & Drug Jokes, Logan Paul Vlogging Story |
This episode captures the essence of Emergency Intercom: poignant, irreverent, and uncensored. It offers a snapshot of modern creative chaos — from SNL’s breakneck demands to the wild world of internet fame, the bittersweetness of aging, chosen family, and the joy in every live mishap.
“There’s actually a million [shots]. Even if I screw up, whatever I’m doing now, I’ll figure it out again.”
– Veronika Slowikowska [67:35]