Beauty standards episode

Summary

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Emergency Intercom – "Beauty Standards" Episode

Hosts: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips + Kai
Release Date: April 3, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Emergency Intercom dives into the topic of beauty standards—how they impact both women and men, the psychological toll of self-image in the age of social media, and the absurdities of looks-based culture. As usual, the hosts tackle these issues with their trademark irreverence, honesty, and humor (with plenty of tangents, off-beat banter, and memorable one-liners). With Kai joining as a frequent collaborator, the conversation veers from personal stories about looking ugly on camera, navigating body image anxieties, critiques of societal expectations, and a hilariously over-the-top ranking of male body types.

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Navigating Beauty Standards: Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Up About Insecurities and "Ugly" Moments

• The “Ugly Picture” Stories

  • The trio share jokes and real anxieties about bad pictures of themselves.
  • Kai admits leaving sleepovers because an unflattering photo made him feel unattractive:
    • “It really fucked with me and I said, I need to get a haircut. I got a haircut today.” (03:33)

• Drew reflects on how constant exposure to cameras makes you numb to looking bad, telling a story about a birthday video that was both humiliating and liberating:

  • “There was something freeing about knowing that there would be something of me that I found that ugly public, because I'm like, if I can live with myself looking like that, it's only up from here.” (05:01)
  • The group discusses how curated social media and controlling your own image leads to compulsive self-editing and defensive humor.

• Enya: "I edited myself in funny ways for a decade because I literally was like, 'I can't be seen on the Internet, so I'm gonna make myself super ugly.' It was a defense mechanism." (10:01)

Notable Moment:

Drew, on seeing an old, unflattering video:

“This video is so funny and fun and sweet...there was something freeing about knowing that there would be something of me that I found that ugly public.” (05:01)

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2. Beauty Standards for Men: A Recent Shift

• Drew points out men are increasingly subjected to looks-based scrutiny, but notes it's still not at the level women experience:
  • “For the first time, men are being held to beauty standards, even the slightest above what they've ever had, which was none. And women have just had that for so long.” (03:58)
• Kai admits to “clinical levels of dysmorphia,” relating how men's looks anxieties have grown since the 2010s, citing Abercrombie models and early social media as landmarks.
  • “I remember watching a glee episode...” which made him think about body image (13:07).
• They collectively roast and empathize with each other over dysmorphia, editing images, and the paradoxes of feeling ugly then looking back years later and feeling okay about those same images (09:33).

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3. The Internet’s Influence on Self-Image

• Enya recalls going down a “facial anatomy” rabbit hole:
  • “For like, two years straight, I would literally look at someone's face and, like, be able to, like, name the flaws and the bones.” (11:51)
  • Drew cautions against hyper-analyzing facial features, worried it spreads insecurity to their listeners.
• Social media is blamed for amplifying looks-maxing and self-perfection; Drew and Enya discuss when they noticed this affecting boys as well as girls (12:15).

Key Quote:

Drew:

“Imagine going to school and then a teacher is kind of mean to you because you're not as pretty as the other girl. The whole thing feels very like, psyop. Yeah. And I just want to blow it up with bombs.” (13:25)

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4. Tangents on Sleep, Beds, and Bodily Accidents

• The crew shares funny and intimate stories about sleepovers, snoring, period accidents, and feeling “safe” with friends:
  • Drew: “My body feels so safe [in your bed].” (16:04)
  • Enya: “That's like the point of sharing beds.” (16:34)
• They riff on the quirks of sharing a bed and snoring, with good-natured ribbing and oversharing about bodily fluids (16:00–17:00).

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5. The "Male Body Type" Ranking Segment

• A recurring bit: Enya presents a lineup of different male body types for Kai and Drew to rank in terms of attractiveness.
  • Hilariously harsh and honest, each host roasts and overanalyzes the hypothetical physiques, with no real “ideal” emerging except for jokes about each person’s biases.
  • Best lines:
    • “Four needs to kill himself.” – Drew (34:48)
    • “My nickname was Bones.” – Drew shares how family commented on his weight through adolescence (36:04)
    • “If you want a burger, eat... It would bully me by saying, eat a burger.” – Enya (35:49)
  • Kai’s Take: He picks the body most similar to his own, and they all agree they're biased toward what looks familiar.

Memorable and Satirical Quotes:

• Enya: “Challenge also...You’re gonna get three. Eat a burger. They try to kill yourself.” (35:41)
• Drew: “I need to get that out of my vocabulary. That’s become one of my new tics. Is, like, telling people to kill themselves.” (34:52)

Throughout, the group lightly mocks the "body standards" discourse while exposing its inherent absurdity—even as they admit to caring about it.

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6. Family & Sexuality Conversations

• The trio shares stories about coming out (or not needing to), parental reactions, and generational differences in acceptance.
  • Drew: “I've never had to just go to my parents and be like, oh, I guess I do have that video of me telling my mom that I'm bisexual and she's disgusted.” (53:14)
  • Family reactions are a mix of casual support and classic “old Latin” homophobia; Enya talks about how her family normalized queerness (60:13).
  • Reflects, “The bloodline ends with me.” – Enya (60:07)

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7. Absurd Relationship Hypotheticals

• Kai’s Segment:
  • “If you met the love of your life…and then they ask you, they have a shit kink…what do you do?” (62:12)
  • The group riffs on sexual taboos, kinks, limits, and the hypothetical “once a month and a half” gross-out ritual—a classic Emergency Intercom left turn.
  • Enya (deadpan): “Yeah, I'll let him jerk off with my shit. Like, I don't care.” (63:40)
  • Ultimately, big laughs, candid admissions, and a consensus that love has its boundaries.

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8. Miscellaneous Humor & Rapid-Fire Banter

• The episode is peppered with:
  • Jokes about science vs. magic (27:47)
  • Riffing on nostalgia (“Fireflies” by Owl City gives “rotten nostalgic feelings” to Enya—30:55)
  • Ongoing bits about Enya’s cat Azul being toxic and controlling (65:16)
  • Arguments about parking enforcement officers (“Kill parking enforcement officers!” – Enya satirically, 43:39)
  • Meta-commentary on jokes, podcasting, and their own humor tics (“I'm in flow state” and “Would you love me if I shaved my bush?” – 70:37)

Classic Quotes:

• “Bro, I don't give a if you're nonbinary. Clean your microwave.” – Enya (69:57)
• “You got me sick. Go wash those damn hands.” – Enya (69:18–69:20)

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9. Media, Movies & Music Recommendations

• Drew shares gratitude for positive interactions with women and reminisces about the difference with men (72:31).
• Media of the Week:
  • Enya: “Bruises” by Chairlift; “Loaded” by Primal Scream; TV recaps about “Love Story” and emotionally resonant moments (73:03–74:41).
  • Drew: Obsessed with older movies for their energy and spirit; highlights “Drowning Mona,” “She Devil,” etc. (81:02–83:38).
  • Kai: Highly recommends “Scenes from a Marriage,” triggering a side convo on Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain (76:35–77:54).
  • Both praise Julio Torres’s latest standup special “Color Theory” for its artistry, humor, and emotional punch.
    • “It’s the greatest allegory for the state of the world I have seen.” – Drew (79:35)
    • Wishing it would win an Emmy (80:42)

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• “There was something freeing about knowing that...if I can live with myself looking like that, it's only up from here.” — Drew (05:01)
• "For the first time, men are being held to beauty standards...and women have just had that for so long." – Drew (03:58)
• “I literally navigate that so early. I edited myself in funny ways for a decade because I literally was like, I'm so ugly...now I think I'm hot. Actually, no, I don't even think I'm hot. I know I'm hot.” – Enya (10:01)
• "I remember when you and Josh were both. That's when I realized, like, boys were starting to be affected by the Internet, like, by media." – Drew (12:15)
• "I want everyone to just start killing themselves if I don't like them. And I don't give a. Starting with the AI people." – Drew (30:16)
• "Four needs to kill himself." – Drew (34:48)
• "Go piss, girl." – Drew (68:49)
• "Bro, I don't give a if you're non binary. Clean your microwave." — Enya (69:57)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Men & Beauty Standards: 03:58–05:01
• Social Media’s Influence: 10:01–13:25
• Family and Coming Out: 53:10–54:50, 60:07–61:18
• Body Ranking Segment: 33:18–37:51
• Absurd Relationship Hypothetical: 62:12–64:47
• Media & Movie Recommendations: 72:31–83:38

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Tone & Style

• Language & Tone:
  Self-deprecating, raw, half-serious, half-satirical. The discussion oscillates between vulnerable honesty (about insecurity, sexuality, family), and irreverence (absurd jokes, meta-commentary, intentionally over-the-top insults). The crew intersperses serious observations about identity and culture with literal toilet humor and inside jokes.

• Memorable moments:

  • Drew and Enya's sibling-like chemistry, including running jokes about bodily mishaps
  • Playful and hostile takedowns of each other's appearance (“Eat a burger!”)
  • Their willingness to say the unsayable, lampoon social constructs, and break the fourth wall

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Summary Takeaway

This extra-candid episode of Emergency Intercom offers both sharp critique and parody of modern beauty standards, tapping into the anxiety, absurdity, and humor of being seen (and judged) in a hyper-visual world. Between unfiltered stories, relentless banter, and earnest insights, Drew, Enya, and Kai mix social commentary with the silliness and sincerity that fans come to expect. If you've ever cringed at a bad photo, felt ugly on camera, or laughed through insecurity, this one's for you.

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[Enya]

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[Enya]

Wait, we need to drop the Kai files. The Kai files. Wait, we're starting with this?

[Drew]

The Kai files just be a double text of hello to everybody who hasn't responded.

[Enya]

This is the. This is the Drew and you and Kai files do not.

[Drew]

Nap time. The thing is, Kai is made because he didn't even stay the night. He couldn't handle it. He couldn't handle the pressure of sleeping next to two bodies.

[Enya]

But the thing is, is in this picture, me and Kai look up.

[Kai]

We look so ugly bad. And I actually will say 10% of the reason why I left was up because of that picture.

[Drew]

You're so annoying, dude.

[Kai]

It really fucked with me and I said, I need to get a haircut. I got a haircut today.

[Enya]

Oh, so you booked it right in the middle of our fucking podcast session. So you lied. So you're a liar. You're a liar.

[Kai]

I exaggerate for the story. I make my appointments a month ahead of time. But yeah, I looked really bad and I felt really weird when I drove back home, I was like, oh, no, what do I look like? Am I even sexy?

[Drew]

It's so odd how men, because so much later in their life, and especially because of right now, for the first time, men are being held to beauty standards, even, like the slightest above what they've ever had, which was none. And women have just had that for so long. Like, whatever you were thinking last night is what I had to go through. I will never forget. I love Josh so much because he was the person he. Josh, without realizing it, helped me break free from, like, beauty standards and, like, idea of what I was supposed to look like on camera. Because before I was ever in Josh's videos, I was only ever on camera, like, obviously on a set or something. But usually, like, if it's like a photo shoot or something, they want you to look good. That's the whole point. They're trying to get a photo of you where you look good. And everything else was just videos I had recorded on myself and edited so I could always take out when I didn't find myself flattering, which, like, if you look at my old YouTube videos, it's very, like, Ariana Grande esque, where it's like, there's an angle. There's. There's. Yeah, there's.

[Enya]

There's showing the single dimple. Showing simple dimple.

[Drew]

Yeah. Like, there's a whole vibe there. Josh has a video. It's the big bear video for my birthday when my eyebrows were bleached, my hair was bleached, and, like, they surprised me when I had just woken up. And I look like, in that, to me, I look like the worst. I remember when he showed that video to me. I also. I'm not the kind of person also to be like, take that out. I look bad. But I was like, whoa. I. Whatever you were feeling last night, that's where my brain was at. And I was so disgusted with myself. And then, like, I finished watching the video, and then I was like, this video is so funny and fun and sweet. And honestly, there was something freeing about knowing that there would be something of me that I found that ugly public, because I'm like, if I can live with myself looking like that, it's only up from here. Like, I don't know. I live on, like, even the picture of me in the car, like, like, all squished like that to me, is, like, so funny because I'm like, there's something magical about the fact that I can look like that, but I can also serve.

[Enya]

Look terrible like this.

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kai]

Whoa.

[Enya]

Whoa.

[Kai]

Dude, she looks gorge.

[Enya]

Well, no, she looks better in the picture when she's all scrunched up.

[Drew]

That is Drew's favorite version of me. No, that and then the other picture you took of me in the UK

[Enya]

and then posted on Instagram.

[Drew]

Have we explained the lore of that?

[Enya]

I don't think so. So India, like, did this, like, shoot in the uk, and it was, to be polite, horrible.

[Drew]

And the experience was literally.

[Enya]

That's what that exactly felt like. Exactly. And so. And you had a really rough day on set, and she came home, and I've only ever seen her crash out like this, like, maybe once or twice before. And, like, it was. It was a rage and an upset and an anger and a sadness that, like, can only be achieved, like, a couple times a life. Like, a couple times.

[Drew]

It was definitely like, you have five crash outs like that in your whole life, and then the sixth one will result in heart attack.

[Enya]

Yeah, it takes you. It takes. It takes years off of your life. Yeah, like that. And she finally, like, calmed down and it was like me and young Josiah and we were like.

[Drew]

And I was just like, okay. Like, I was just hair tied, sweatpants, chilling with no makeup on, ass vibe, like, post crash out.

[Enya]

Just keep in mind Inya had just like self regulated. She had just calmed down. And then it was me, Inya and Josiah and the wizard's thatch, just like chilling on the bed. And I took a picture of Inya and. And it was. It wasn't a flattering photo. And so she said, mind you, I, like cried.

[Drew]

Like, I was already in such a bad state that like, I literally saw and I did the thing. Like, it was the kind of cry that I laughed so hard. And then I started crying because I was like, I can't believe I can look like that. Like, in my worst moment, I do look my worst. Like, actually.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And it was an awful side profile photo of me and I just looked so bad. And I was like, drew, please fudgeing. Delete that. Delete that right now.

[Enya]

So I deleted it. But I also edited a version and kept that one on my phone forever and then put it on Instagram and I just sent it to you guys.

[Drew]

He loves showing me this picture.

[Enya]

Josiah will just like pull his phone out and it'll be his background.

[Drew]

Mind you, my worst moment. Like, my lowest moment.

[Enya]

One of the top 10 lowest.

[Drew]

Yeah, it was literally that trip for me. Cause I was also going through, like, that was the year my family was crashing out too. So I was going through like family spiritual psychosis, relationship psychosis, and now work psychosis. And like, why am I alive and am I nothing but a fool for people to play with and put their hands up my butt and play with me like a puppet? And then you took that picture of me and it just made it change

[Enya]

the trajectory of the trip forever.

[Kai]

You were happy.

[Drew]

I know, I know. It was so perfect. But yeah, I've, like, whatever you're experiencing about, like feeling ugly, I've just. You're also kind of nude. I feel like seeing yourself on camera so often.

[Kai]

Yeah. I also do have, like, clinical levels of dysmorphia. I really do. It's. It's so insane. We were talking about this before. I think we talked about this on the podcast. But taking photos in the moment, being like, I can't even. I physically can't even look at that photo. And then within two years, you look back and Apple shows you, like, on this day or whatever, and you're like, oh, I have no problem actually with.

[Drew]

Yeah, like I was saying, though, women

[Enya]

have to, like, I literally navigate that so early. Edit my. I edited myself in funny ways for a decade because I literally was like, I'm so ugly. Like, I can't be seen on the Internet, but I have to post on the Internet, so I'm gonna make myself super ugly. And it was, like, a defense mechanism, obviously, but now I think I'm hot. Actually, no, I don't even think I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Like, the first thing that Quinn said to us yesterday when she was talking to us, she looked at me and was like, what's it like being hot now? And I was like,

[Kai]

is it different?

[Enya]

It's different. I get hit on.

[Kai]

What is the. What's the difference between your experience now and then? When you were at, like, peak, like, you had the beard, your hair was. You look like you got hit by lightning. Your hair was bleached. You were wearing, like, shirts that said, like, I just came in my butt or something.

[Enya]

I mean, I'm sure you can imagine.

[Kai]

Is it different?

[Enya]

Yeah, it's really different. I get, like, hit on all the time now. I get people coming up to talk to me all the time, just randomly, because I think I have very kind eyes. Nice. They trust me. I have a chiseled jaw.

[Kai]

You do? Yeah. It is really nice.

[Enya]

I have a perfect nose. I have negative canthal tilt, but it kind of plays.

[Drew]

Stop saying. Don't. Don't say like, that here because, like, there's girls listening, and we don't hear that. We. Hey, I'm taking that Your.

[Enya]

Your maxilla is.

[Drew]

No, actually. Actually, I. I am being dead serious, because one time you said a word like that. Like, I asked. I begged you to say something like that to me, and you said a wor. And I've now forgotten it. But I remember I was like, oh, my God. I've never looked at my face like that. Like, I've literally never, like.

[Enya]

No. When I first, like, went down the rabbit hole, like, baby, it. I mean, dead serious. It completely, like, changed the way I, like, would observe, like, human beings, like, for, like, two years straight. I would literally look at someone's face and, like, be able to, like, name the flaws and the bones. And, like, if you had a couple millimeters of growth there, you would be better. And, like, all of this shit.

[Drew]

I remember when you and Josh were both. That's when I realized, like, boys were starting to be affected by the Internet, like, by media.

[Enya]

I think they always have been. I think it's just been publicized now.

[Kai]

It's definitely Gotten worse?

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

No, but not. But that's. What I'm saying is it's become, like, what it is for women. Like, it's always been this for women.

[Enya]

Not even close to women. But I know you're saying. I know you're saying.

[Kai]

I will say I think that it's been a thing for longer than people realize. I think it's. I could probably point to in my

[Enya]

head, it's like, 2010 Abercrombie models.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. Like, post that era is when I feel like it got.

[Kai]

I think most people are like, oh, the looks maxing thing is men feeling like they are, you know, are, like, experiencing some sort of percentage of what women feel. And I'm like, no, that's. I think that's actually been going on, you're right. Since, like, 2010s.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Because I remember there was, like, a Glee. I remember watching a glee episode, like,

[Drew]

20 years ago, baby. You. You ever looked into the beauty industry? I like, in the 1800s, like, literally before. Before we had SD cards.

[Enya]

And who set that system up?

[Drew]

They boys. That's like. I. I don't know. But y' all know how I get when it comes to empathy for men. I have a hard time. I'm trying to think of, like, an equivalent of, like, I don't know. You know what. What's a good equivalent is like, imagine going to school and then a teacher is kind of mean to you because you're not as pretty as the other girl. It's just the whole thing. The whole thing feels very like, psyop. Yeah. And I just want to blow it up with bombs.

[Enya]

And speaking of bombs, Trump's address to the nation tonight. Guys, what do we think?

[Drew]

I was thinking about that this morning. I was like, this is gonna go up on Friday. And the amount of conversations and things that are going to happen in the next two days. This video. This video somehow is like, eight years ago already. This whole video already. Everything we've spoken about is Happened eight years ago.

[Enya]

Yeah. Why do snorers fall asleep first?

[Drew]

Why are you gonna talk about me like this?

[Enya]

Why?

[Drew]

I've been completely ganged up on. And it started with Josiah after years. After years of this being my close friend group who loves me and is like, oh, my God, let's all do sleepovers all the time. That's our whole thing.

[Enya]

Well, baby, baby, baby, hold on. Before you get.

[Drew]

Was I always snoring like this?

[Enya]

I love your snoring.

[Drew]

Wait, but was I always snoring this bad?

[Enya]

No, it's gotten it's gotten worse.

[Drew]

Damn.

[Enya]

But hold me.

[Drew]

It's definitely because I smoke so much now, too.

[Enya]

I love your snoring. Like, I really enjoy it. I know other people don't, but it's just like a. It's just a question I have. Why do snorers, like, always fall asleep first?

[Drew]

Y' all can discuss. Because you know what?

[Kai]

Because they need the sleep. Because they're only getting 1% of the air that a normal person gets.

[Enya]

They're suffering from the night before. And, yeah, there's been. There was a moment last night I thought you were dying next to me.

[Kai]

I've heard Anya sleep. And I genuinely was like, I think I need to wake this person up. Cause they're not gonna be with us in the morning.

[Enya]

But then you wake up and you're so refreshed. You wake up at like 8:00am Actually, today you slept in. Crazy.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's. Cause I took that edible soda also.

[Enya]

My bed too.

[Drew]

Yeah. Your bed is so comfy. Your bed is so comfy, bitch. I started bleeding. I was like, release, release.

[Enya]

And you bled all over my white bedding. But, you know, I don't care. Accidents happen.

[Drew]

It's kind of a blessing, you know? Cause this is the second time it's happened in your bed. And what's crazy is I think I've only woken up like that to my period. Like, once in my own bed. Not on the mattress I have right now. That was on my old mattress. So I've done it more on your bed than my own bed.

[Enya]

Because you.

[Drew]

Because my body feels so safe.

[Enya]

I was about to say that. You feel safe with me. You feel, like, protected.

[Drew]

And that damn bed is so comfy because it wasn't on your other mattress. It's only been on your really nice mattress.

[Enya]

Pissed in it, though.

[Drew]

No one's pissed in it.

[Enya]

No, I'm saying I'm surprised no one's pissed in it. I haven't pissed all over my head.

[Drew]

And I heard what you said. I was repeating it because I'm like, why are you surprised? None of your grown friends and, like, partners?

[Enya]

Because I piss yalls bed all the time.

[Drew]

You piss in my bed.

[Enya]

That's like the point of sharing beds.

[Drew]

Do I just not notice because of my night sweats?

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

I thought that was squirt.

[Enya]

Well, it is.

[Drew]

Boys don't squirt.

[Kai]

Yeah. MALE SQUIRTING.

[Enya]

It's cream. It's cream all out of the hole. It's prostate fluid.

[Kai]

Exactly. Let's educate the listeners on male Square. Square. Yeah. I Feel like maybe you actually did feel safest because I was there.

[Drew]

No, you left, and then I felt very safe, probably.

[Kai]

No, you felt safe because you were like, oh, I'm used to there being this masculine. I want to say, like, a role model. Role model, like soldier. I'm just imagining, like, me running through, like, a beach, and there's exploding behind me. I feel like that's maybe what you

[Drew]

felt was like, why the Would that imagery put me at ease? Like, you running for your life.

[Kai]

This is. This is just the vibe that I got from you. So, like, I'm. Don't shoot the messenger.

[Drew]

You're so annoying. Okay, well, I fell asleep very quickly because I always fall asleep quickly. I will say I've just naturally been somebody that once my body hits a bed, I'm going to bed.

[Enya]

Yeah, you. You knock the out.

[Drew]

Wait, hold on. Rain's face. I mean. Oh, is that why you're laughing at my singing?

[Kai]

No, Drew's. The facial expression you were making was how people looked in, like, tenotypes, the first photos where people didn't know that you're supposed to smile. Just seeing you in this moment of introspection, that's how I always feel.

[Enya]

I don't know if I'm supposed to smile.

[Kai]

Well, it was really sad.

[Enya]

Scrutiny.

[Kai]

What?

[Enya]

Scrutiny? I can't believe y' all don't remember scrutiny. No, I brought it up to India today. There's, like, that song, don't Tell My Boyfriend. He stole my. She stole my scrutiny. And it was, like, people thought she said scrutiny.

[Drew]

Well, you know what I think it is, is a normal person like myself listens to music and I hear the words. Then there's the people like you who kind of can't read, and that translates.

[Enya]

Should I show them that I can read?

[Drew]

Okay, you can read. You can't read aloud.

[Enya]

Yeah. Which I'm sorry for being loud. We'll be a little more quiet.

[Drew]

Dude, last night, that was, like, the funniest thing I'd heard in 18 years.

[Enya]

I'm sorry for being loud.

[Drew]

Oh, I'm sorry for being loud. I'll be a little more quiet. We'll be a little more quiet. Dude, I am so loud. I think it's. I don't know, but it's because my family is loud. Like, my dad is and mom are really loud. My little sister talks about it all the time. Like, yeah, Natalie will literally be like, bro, y' all are the loudest people. Yeah, her and Leo are mad quiet. And it's just like me, Sophia, my mom and dad, who are like, sorry, if I'm being a little loud. I'll be a little more quiet.

[Enya]

Well. Well, I'm quiet.

[Drew]

I didn't mean to be loud. You.

[Enya]

I'm a quiet person.

[Drew]

I actually would argue that you are relatively quiet. Mind you, I am partially deaf. The.

[Enya]

The amount of. It's not just you. I think it's, like, the frequency of my voice or something. Like, people literally can't hear me. Like, I'll be, like, talking in a circle of people, and I'll, like, chime in and no one will bat. And I always hear you. You always hear.

[Drew]

I. I've. And I've always heard.

[Enya]

You always hear.

[Drew]

No, like.

[Enya]

But we need to. Seriously, like, I'm not going to talk about it.

[Drew]

I've always heard you.

[Enya]

I. I am the.

[Drew]

With my little gay friend being like, you said something. Wait, wait. Drew said something.

[Enya]

You'll hear me when no one else hears me. And that's a beautiful thing. But, yeah, like, and you'll always hear

[Drew]

me because

[Enya]

Anya's a little loud, and that's. Okay. That's like.

[Drew]

Oh, her nub is falling off.

[Enya]

Oh.

[Drew]

Ew. Wait. No, leave it. It's a penetrative nub.

[Enya]

Yeah. No, it's like when turkey teeth fall off and there's those nubs. Like, that's. What? That's.

[Drew]

No. We're finding out that you've been fucking this chair the whole time.

[Enya]

I haven't. I have not been doing that. My ear is ringing, and I think someone's talking shit about me.

[Drew]

No, someone's talking. Good. Which ear is it?

[Enya]

This one? My right ear.

[Drew]

I think that's good.

[Enya]

Is right. You're good.

[Kai]

I don't know.

[Drew]

You got a computer?

[Enya]

You got a computer.

[Kai]

I don't know much about magic.

[Drew]

Both of us. Yes.

[Enya]

I love you. I love you. I love you. Yeah. So I beg Kai to spend the night, like, probably twice a week, just to hang out and have us spe the night as grown men and sleep in the same bed. And he won't do it.

[Kai]

We have done that. We slept together recently.

[Enya]

But, like, it. Did it. Did it not feel good? Do you not want to replicate that experience?

[Kai]

Sorry. I was trying to make a face and point at Drew for audio listeners who are also even visual listeners, because there's no camera for me. But I. I think that's coming in the. In the mail.

[Drew]

Right?

[Kai]

Like, that's. We have that on order.

[Enya]

It's on the way. It's. It's on the way.

[Kai]

I made a funny Face to Anyan I and she laughed for audio listeners. But we. We slept together and then we pillow Talked at like 2am we did.

[Enya]

And then we couldn't sleep. We were both like.

[Drew]

Is that the night y' all showered one after another?

[Kai]

Yes.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, so polite. Y' all are so polite.

[Kai]

It was really nice.

[Drew]

Who fell asleep first?

[Kai]

I think me, actually.

[Enya]

Yeah, Kai the snore.

[Drew]

You snore?

[Kai]

I think so.

[Enya]

No, it's like a cute snore. It's like a wholesome snore.

[Kai]

A tiny one.

[Drew]

And then what's mine?

[Enya]

Well, when you sleep, when you sl in my bed, there's like two hours where you have the, like, cutest little, like, dainty, sweet, like, like little baby snore. And then when you enter REM baby, like, it's louder than my dad's.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Like, I can hear it from my room.

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[Drew]

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[Enya]

Guys.

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[Enya]

I actually drop better when I'm high. It heightens my senses Calms me down. If anything, I'm more careful. Honestly, it just helps me focus.

[Drew]

That's probably what the driver who killed a four year old told himself. And now he's in prison. You see, no matter what you tell yourself, if you feel different, you drive different. So if you're high, just don't drive. Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council.

[Kai]

I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.

[Cino]

Hi, dad.

[Kai]

And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is badass convict. Just finished five years. I'm gonna have cookies and milk at mall. Yeah.

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[Kai]

I'm an alcoholic, and without this pro, I'm a die.

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[Enya]

from your room.

[Kai]

There are so many articles debunking the question if my right ear is ringing, are people talking shit about you? Like, there's so many websites.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Because the scientists are trying to get involved with something they'll never understand.

[Enya]

Listen, listen. Like, the further you go into science, the more you realize that this world is magical. Like you. You can't. It's inexplainable.

[Drew]

And I believe in science the same way I believe in religion, where I'm like, yeah, you know what? Real, real, real.

[Enya]

Also, the history book is just one. One long of telephone.

[Drew]

Yeah, for real, for real, for real.

[Enya]

Like, I've been thinking about that.

[Kai]

I've been thinking about that, too.

[Drew]

I mean, also a lot of science, okay? Because I am full. God bless science. Don't get it twisted because a lot of y' all like to hear one thing and then look at your iPhone and then you pick up at the end of the sentence and you're like, no, baby, you just can't pay attention. So you're.

[Enya]

Oh, heavens, put the makeup brushes down right now. They get ready with me. Figure out what the you're going to do.

[Drew]

Are you going to study, do your makeup, clean your bathroom, watch a movie or listen to a podcast? Just pick one.

[Enya]

Actually, no, I can't do that. I can't pick one.

[Drew]

Like, last time I am saying all That I just dreamed a bunch of things and. Yeah. Does.

[Enya]

Before y' all came into my room, I was, like, literally humiliated because I was watching basketball on my TV, scrolling on TikTok and had the Google Glass on. Oh, my God, I have to get the Google Glass.

[Drew]

Well, no, no, we should save it for. With Josie. Like, let's have Josie on and do the whole thing where we act like we're sponsored by Google Glass.

[Enya]

Yeah, yeah, if you. We'll keep that bit in, but we'll just act surprised when you hear it.

[Drew]

Yeah, act surprised.

[Enya]

Act surprised when you hear it because we.

[Drew]

And yeah.

[Kai]

What. What was that?

[Drew]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I had a stroke.

[Enya]

What were we saying?

[Drew]

Oh, God bless. But yeah, a lot of science is done under, like, very racist and, like, already predetermined ideologies. It's like, oh, we're a lot of research for certain topics within the science. Yeah. Literally, like, people are paying for the answers they want to hear and they want to show.

[Enya]

Exactly. But of course, Nestle Water, like, everything.

[Drew]

There's a good side to it.

[Enya]

AI.

[Drew]

Yeah. Well, that's not the good.

[Enya]

But, yeah. No, I'm sorry, didn't one of those

[Drew]

just close one of the companies?

[Enya]

They, like, close. Sora. It's like a branch, like, the video creation part of it. And I don't. I don't actually know the details. I kind of didn't give a. At all.

[Drew]

But yeah, I want everyone to just start killing themselves if I don't like them. And I don't give a. Starting with the AI people. What the.

[Kai]

What is that?

[Drew]

It's just shirtless men on his phone. There's just literally.

[Enya]

Wait, take a picture.

[Drew]

A picture of, like, shirtless men on Drew's phone.

[Enya]

Oh, no. That was a topic I have for this episode. But before we get there, I heard the song Fireflies. You would not believe your eyes.

[Drew]

I hate that.

[Enya]

That song gave me one of the worst feelings I have ever felt in my entire life for some reason. And I don't know if, like, something really dark and sinister happened to me when that song was on the radio or, like, the recession. What it. What it is? No, baby, I'm thinking. I'm thinking, like, you know. You know? And, like, yeah, it made me feel disgusting for some reason. Like, I hate it. Gives me, like, this. This, like. Like, sometimes I can look back and, like, feel good nostalgia. This gave me, like, rotten nostalgic feelings. Like, I was like, ugh. Like. Like. Like a G6. Gives me positive nostalgia. I'm like, wow, life was so life was literally like a G6.

[Drew]

I'm gonna say like a G6 kind of also makes me extremely uncomfortable.

[Enya]

Well, we like all that entire era of music makes you freaky.

[Drew]

Yeah, that entire like, like dude, anything that was on the radio from like 2007 to 2011 makes me feel.

[Enya]

Oh, Disco Stick by Lady Gaga.

[Drew]

Yeah. Honestly, like, I'm not kidding. I don't know if you noticed, but like a lot of that kind of discog from Gaga I just recently in the past few years have been able to like listen to. Cause like just now am I like, yeah, this is good. Like, and that's how I feel about like Britney. Like a lot of her like, yeah, a lot of Britney Brosi's discog that came out in the early 2000s. But yeah, no, no.

[Enya]

Shout out Britney Broski.

[Drew]

Like actually like what?

[Enya]

That's what I'm saying. Shout out Brittany Broski.

[Drew]

Dude, when you said that, all I could think about was the photo she posted recently of her. Like, was she bald? What is she? She had like no hair in a photo.

[Enya]

Like it was like her hair was pulled back.

[Drew]

But she just like looked like she had like a little ponytail or something like sticking up.

[Enya]

No, shout out Brittany Broski, period.

[Drew]

What is that shirt? The shirtless men thing.

[Enya]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So I wanted to ask you and Kai which body type is the most desirable? And I know, I know this is a really hard one for you Enya, and I really just need you to like try to be a part of this hypothetical.

[Kai]

Okay.

[Enya]

Cuz I'm genuinely curious. Like which of these body types. You're like, oh, that's like, that's okay. Like you don't, you don't even have to like want to do it. Like you can just like say that's okay. Yeah, you can just like let.

[Drew]

Okay already four get the out of my face. Like four needs to like, whoa. I don't want to even see that. Yeah, ever. Two also, two is really freaking me out. One is annoying me. One is like really annoying the out of me as well though. Like, that's the problem is like one

[Enya]

is like, One is like, dude, go out one.

[Drew]

Go outside with a shirt off.

[Enya]

Eat a burger.

[Drew]

Yeah, eat a burger. Drink.

[Enya]

I'm allowed to say that.

[Drew]

Drink water. Like, because this looks like someone who's actually avoiding water as well because it's like so tight.

[Enya]

Where's the waterway?

[Drew]

Yeah, there's no waterway.

[Enya]

Even discuss it was the waterway. I think it's the waterway.

[Drew]

And honestly I'm going To have to say, even three. Three looks kind of, like, malnourished. Yeah. In a way. Not malnourished. That's not a malnourished body.

[Enya]

Oh. Oh, God. That's my man.

[Drew]

That. See, I can almost get with this, but this still is, like. I feel like if I hit his stomach, there wouldn't be enough movement, and I'd be like, what do you have, like, 18 beers a night? Why is this dense? Like, I don't like, so none.

[Enya]

Okay. Period.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm kind of, like, not feeling any.

[Enya]

Okay. My breakdown is four is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

[Drew]

Four needs to kill himself.

[Enya]

You are a dangerous. Dangerous.

[Drew]

I need to get that out of my vocabulary. That's become one of my new tics. Is, like, telling people to kill themselves.

[Enya]

Two is, like, a little better than four. It's like, okay, we get it. We get it.

[Drew]

You know what's really throwing me off about that top, right? 1. What is that? 2. His two, specifically, his, like, face is kind of in it. Like, why did he, like. He already has no neck.

[Enya]

That's a gay man.

[Drew]

He already has no neck. And then he, like, moves his head down a little more. So I'm like, you literally are just, like, body and head. So it makes one grosser to me. Sorry.

[Enya]

One is, like, probably the most achievable build for my body type, so I can't hate on it too much, but it's still giving. Eat a burger. And I'm allowed to say, eat a fucking burger because I need to eat a fucking burger. Challenge also.

[Drew]

I'm sorry, what? You're gonna get three. Eat a burger. They try to kill yourself.

[Enya]

What's crazy? What's crazy is, like, my.

[Drew]

If you want a burger, eat.

[Enya]

It would, like, literally, like, bully me by saying, eat a burger. He was like, drew, you need to eat a burger. I mean, my nickname is A Little Sting to It. Like, there's a little sting to it, but it's like. Like, I'm reclaiming it right now. That's what I'm doing.

[Drew]

My nickname was Bones. My nickname was Bones. And then when I finally gained a tiny bit of weight, every woman in my family at. I was only 17. 16 was like, you used to have the greatest body I've ever seen. What happened to you?

[Enya]

I'm sorry.

[Drew]

Oh, so we are pedophiles.

[Enya]

Yeah. So we are pedophiles. Yeah, they all are. Yeah. And three, I would do evil, dangerous, bad things for that body.

[Drew]

For which one? 3.

[Enya]

3.

[Drew]

3.

[Enya]

The Big Hairy Guy 3.

[Drew]

I think it's like, yeah, okay, now

[Kai]

it's time for my rating.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Kai]

And immediately it's number four. But I think I'm predisposed to that because that is what I look like when I take my shirt off. You know how you like. Like what? You're, like, biased to your own image and stuff.

[Enya]

That is true. It kind of looks like that.

[Kai]

And then why would you want to look like that?

[Enya]

I don't.

[Kai]

I literally don't even want to look like that. That's just what I look like. And that's what's so weird.

[Enya]

He doesn't even try.

[Kai]

It's so weird. No, it's annoying to me, too. Like, the water weight thing, I agree. I'm like, what the hell? I can't keep any water weight on my body.

[Enya]

You can eat, like, a hundred thousand calories.

[Kai]

You know what's crazy is I have pasta every meal. Like, every pasta every meal, and I don't even think about what I eat, and my body looks like that. Oh, wow. Very weird. But, yeah, I agree. It sucks. I would say my honest answer. I think my honest answer is number one.

[Enya]

Yeah. To be honest, I mean, the way you compliment my body, I, like, literally immediately clocked that. I was like, that's. Yeah, that's what Kai wants to look like.

[Kai]

Well, he has, like, anime proportions, which I've always.

[Enya]

I've always been like, I mean, wait, y'. All, Wait like, two more months, and I'll do a shirtless podcast episode, because I've been going to the gym, like, five, six, seven. Six, seven days a week, and my body is, like, becoming.

[Drew]

Wait, I'm bored. If you're gonna do that, I'm gonna do it, too.

[Enya]

So I can.

[Drew]

I'm like, oh, you've been working out. If I work out for a month, I get abs.

[Enya]

Should we do a competition? You might. We should, like, tap into our competitive spirit and, like, see.

[Drew]

You know what's fucked up, though, is as I've gotten older, I have realized.

[Enya]

Wait, that's literally actually bad.

[Drew]

Yeah, I know. That's. I'm not doing that.

[Enya]

Eating disorder.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm not doing that. Also, like, what we should.

[Enya]

We should compete to have the smallest body.

[Drew]

Wait, let's see who gets.

[Kai]

Oh, what the fuck just happened?

[Drew]

He's mad about me saying, I can get abs quicker, you guys.

[Kai]

For audio listeners, Drew just smashed his head against the wall, like, seven times,

[Drew]

and it didn't even hurt.

[Kai]

Have you seen that video of Alex G. Hitting himself in the head with the Microphone. Yeah, I saw that and I sent it to my friend and I was like, did he just. Did he just hit himself in the head with the microphone that hard? And then you saw the pictures come

[Enya]

out a couple days later,

[Kai]

and I was looking in the comments, and nobody was really saying that it was. He was hitting his head extraordinarily hard, and I just felt like a crazy person.

[Enya]

Yeah, no, it was. It was really hard.

[Drew]

Well, I'm pretty sure this is like the same person who's just been, like, so erratic at so many of his shows. I think no one questions it because, yeah, men are just like, yeah, go white boy, go. Go, white boy, go. Hit yourself. It's like, very shy LaBeouf of him, like, Right, right. Maybe it's. Maybe that's why nobody was shocked is because saw all those videos of Shia LaBeouf being erratic and crazy. So now we're just like, yeah.

[Enya]

Am I the only girl here that loves Shia LaBeouf?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Okay. Sorry.

[Kai]

I feel like you're. You had an irl better help experience with shuffle.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Yeah. It changed my life forever.

[Drew]

Dude, he scares me. He literally scares me. Like, oh, my God. I can't believe, like, he's just not in jail.

[Kai]

I think he was in jail recently.

[Drew]

Notice how you said was right? I said, I can't believe he isn't in there.

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Put him in there. What are we doing? Put him in there.

[Enya]

Meet a Donald Trump.

[Drew]

Like, not for real, but no, Put him in hell. Don't put him in jail. Put him in hell. 17 layers.

[Kai]

Put him in Azkaban.

[Drew]

What is that?

[Kai]

It's the jail from Harry Potter. Don't hit me. Don't hit me. Don't hit me. Don't hit me. What? Are you guys seriously leaving? What? No, we're only at 38 minutes. What did I say? What did I say? I'm serious, you guys. What did I say? I'm sorry. Drew, can you come back?

[Enya]

I know Kai broke our bathroom door and then just left all the parts on the ground.

[Kai]

I did not break the door.

[Enya]

He didn't tell us and just left.

[Kai]

Guys. Got me. Cuz I really believe that you guys thought that I broke the door.

[Drew]

You.

[Enya]

But the thing is, I actually did think you broke the door. Did you not break the door?

[Drew]

Wait, did you not break the door?

[Kai]

No, I didn't break the door.

[Enya]

I wonder who broke the door. You broke the door? I told you Kai broke the door and you let me.

[Drew]

I went in there and it was already broken. I went to Go grab it. And it, like, came off. And I was like, Kai was the last person in here. And then when you said that, I was like, that's exactly that.

[Kai]

That's so up. I didn't even know about that.

[Enya]

Let me believe Kai broke the door.

[Kai]

That's fucked up. I'm going to crash out now.

[Enya]

You are a D1 level. Crash out. No, I'm deceased. I'm deceased.

[Kai]

No, he's going to hit the mic on his arm. You sent me a meme today. Can I just talk about this really quick? You sent me a meme and it fried me.

[Enya]

Oh, I think I know which one it was.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. And you. Look at this meme. This fried me. Can you see it? Do you need to get closer?

[Drew]

Okay, I was sent it too. So you're not very special.

[Kai]

I was.

[Enya]

Every friend group has that one funny

[Kai]

friend who's living way above her means.

[Enya]

Wait, insert that. Insert that screen. Cap it off. My close friends.

[Drew]

Ew.

[Enya]

No, guys, we have fun together. Like, that's what's crazy is, like, the magic is that we have fun and it's just like, it's all shits and giggles the whole time.

[Drew]

I don't why shits? Why not shits and giggles? Is that a saying?

[Enya]

Yeah, that's a saying.

[Kai]

Yeah. Shits and giggles is a saying.

[Enya]

Yeah, I'm. Wait, I'm giggle boots Maxing to Yummersville, usa. Population to me and you.

[Kai]

Population. Gag. Whatever.

[Enya]

I tried gag on that.

[Drew]

Gag city.

[Kai]

I shouldn't say stuff.

[Enya]

Okay, well, parking enforcement officers are punk ass. And you know your tick that you've been saying this entire episode, that's how I feel about them.

[Drew]

Who? Wait.

[Enya]

Kill parking enforcement officers?

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. Parking enforcement.

[Enya]

Kill yourself, you narc loser.

[Drew]

And the thing is, I understand, like, a job is a job. Everyone needs a job. But, like, why would you choose that job and you should kill yourself? Because, like, why the am I getting tickets in front of our house? I'm being ticketed in front of the place I live in. Because now that we actually. No. Even in our last neighborhood, it used to not be ticketed. And then the freaky white people started asking for ticketing to go up. Why? Because we lived near a building where a bunch of people didn't have. Yes.

[Kai]

Imagine being that lame where you're calling.

[Enya]

They knocked on our door and was like, if you sign this petition, we'll give you a free ring doorbell.

[Drew]

Yeah, and then.

[Enya]

Absolutely not.

[Drew]

And I didn't say, and then they kept coming back. And one time, when they came to the. The old apartment. Ew, Drew, you were nasty.

[Kai]

That was really gross.

[Drew]

It's not.

[Kai]

That is so gross. Oh, that's it. That's what I had, though. Ew. Did you hear how much he just spit out?

[Drew]

I mean, I think he almost threw up.

[Kai]

That was so nasty.

[Drew]

You. You have to close that. Okay, first of all, wash your goddamn hands. Wash your hands.

[Enya]

Oh,

[Drew]

He's. Listen how mad he is.

[Kai]

He just threw the vacuum.

[Drew]

He's angry. Gay or not, men are men.

[Kai]

Yeah. I.

[Drew]

They could play. They could play with them balls and butt all they want. Want.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Men will be men.

[Kai]

And for audio listeners, he. There's a Dyson. Oh, shut up.

[Drew]

Because you never go in there and wash your hands after you piss. I've. Every time you've ever used that bathroom, I have to tell you to wash your hands too. Literally. There's a. There's a genetic flaw within the male species that leads them to an adversion towards hand soap and water.

[Kai]

Yeah. No, men are. I hate them, too. Seriously, Drew. Oh, yeah. There's no towel in there for me. And, you know, that's my. That's my favorite bathroom in the house.

[Enya]

What was I saying?

[NOCD Representative]

Oh.

[Drew]

Oh, Parking enforcement. Oh, yeah. We were sitting in the living room and with Josiah in the last apartment, and our windows were literally as thin as air. So everything that happened in that apartment, if you were standing outside, you could hear. And these ladies came back and knocked on the door, and we were in there cracking up and laughing, and then we paused everything and went dead silent. And they went, we can hear you. I think we've told this story on

[Enya]

the podcast Porn loudest.

[Drew]

Yeah, we played Porn loud as. And then they never came back. But they were. They lived on the opposite side of the block, and they were getting a petition. And it worked because now that street ended up having crazy parking. It was horrible regulations, but it used to not be like that. And now we live in a neighborhood that just has those regulations. And I don't understand because we are not even close within proximity of some random influx of cars just taking up all the street parking. Also, all of the places around us have driveways, so it's literally just weird white people who don't want cars that they are unfamiliar with having the legal right to be outside because they swear or someone's gonna pull up on them. Like, I. I don't understand that. Like, the. The narcissism that it takes to be, like, a person of some sort of wealth and think everyone is out to get you baby, you're swagless. Nothing in your house is going to resale. They don't want you and they don't want to kill you because you're not even worth. You just have this house because it's been passed down in your bunk ass family.

[Kai]

Oh, really? Nobody wants the neon sign that I have in my room that says it's brunch somewhere.

[Enya]

He has a grass wall.

[Kai]

I have a grass.

[Enya]

Like the plastic grass wall. And then the neon sign in front. It looks really. And then, you know, like the fluted wood panels. He has that behind his tv, you know.

[Kai]

Okay. You know my apartment where it has. It had. Well, it had these wood. These like, old, shitty wood floors. I tore all that.

[Enya]

Oh, the. The parquette floors was.

[Kai]

I took all the. It was like, old and like, it had like all this age.

[Enya]

130 years old.

[Kai]

We ripped that out. We put the gray. It's so much nicer. Yeah, it's. What is it? It's made out of plastic trash or something. They like, they press it together. But it's good. It's environmentally friendly. And so now I have like, these really nice gray floors.

[Enya]

And then like, any, like. Oh, dude. Those ugly inlays and like, like, like crown molding.

[Kai]

I took that out.

[Enya]

Ornate molding. It was so ugly. Scraped it off the eyesore.

[Drew]

Like, I want to look up at my ceiling and be like, thank God I ended up in the asylum. And it's all white and like, this

[Kai]

is exactly what I wanted. Exactly. And then I put up these LED light strips too, like, around the. My ceiling.

[Drew]

Oh, so you. So. So you can make your bedroom almost like an airplane cabin.

[Enya]

Yes.

[Kai]

Yeah, exactly. Like a jet blue experience.

[Enya]

I really miss.

[Kai]

I want to wake up and feel like I'm on a southwest flight.

[Enya]

I really miss your. Like when you had, like, the, like, fake cloud on your ceiling, it was like the cotton that. And then you put the LED light strips in it and you would make party on lightning mold. But the spiders did get all over me. I was scared of the cotton.

[Drew]

The spiders were nesting in your cotton.

[Enya]

Yeah. But I really missed that swag. And the cow print. Right. Rug. But it was painted on the wall,

[Kai]

actually, next to my pink wall. My miniature pink wall.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I mean, us in the old apartment we had when we first moved in, we did that stupid pink wall episode where we brought the pink wall outside and stayed.

[Enya]

It stayed there the entire time.

[Host of Dos Amigos Podcast]

No.

[Drew]

Yeah, we moved there.

[Enya]

It might still be there.

[Drew]

It might still be there. No, I'm sure whoever lives There. Covered that up. But yeah, we painted that wall pink, and we just never.

[Enya]

Josiah smeared on it for some reason, like, it was.

[Drew]

Well, because I think the whole video is he brought the pink wall outside of your room thinking it was gonna make you happy. And then you were angry about it because you were like, why the would you paint right outside of my room pink? And then I think he smeared on it to deface the pink wall that he made you. I don't know.

[Enya]

This is so rotten, dude. Well,

[Kai]

I have a.

[Enya]

So funny. My brother died yesterday.

[Drew]

Oh, no, no, no. Let.

[Enya]

Let.

[Drew]

Let the white man.

[Enya]

It was my dead brother's birthday yesterday.

[Kai]

I had a question. I had a question, though. Can I ask my question?

[Drew]

Because I tried to silence him. I. I.

[Kai]

Okay, I'm just kidding. I was doing a joke. But I'm sorry. But continue. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Drew]

And how do you feel?

[Enya]

It was a really hard day for me yesterday, actually.

[Drew]

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, you mentioned it.

[Enya]

Yeah, it was sad.

[Kai]

I'm really sorry, Drew. I'm really sorry. I was trying to do a bit, but I don't know if it landed. Yikes. Yeah.

[Enya]

Yeah. I was on a big shoot on my dead brother's birthday. But it did remind me of this time that my now deceased defunct older brother tried to run a two man with me.

[Drew]

Defunct?

[Kai]

Wait, what?

[Enya]

Yeah, I mean, like, my. My definition of two man is like. Like a. A double date kind of. Like, that's. That's how I rep or think of it in my head. Like, I think some people think a two man can also be, like, having sex with your boy next to you. But that's not what me and my brother were doing. But my brother had this girlfriend at the time, and she had a little sister, and I was probably, like, 13, maybe 14. And Sam was like, oh, I'm gonna invite

[Drew]

my girlfriend over.

[Enya]

My girlfriend over, and she's gonna bring her little sister over for my brother. For my little brother, and she's, like, really pretty. And, like, I mean, it was giving, like, clavicular, kissing this girl on the cheek vibes. Like, I was like, stay the fuck away from me. We were in the hot tub. We were in the hot tub, and I had my butthole on the jet. That's the vibe that it was giving.

[Kai]

Wait, wait.

[Drew]

Are you gonna say something?

[Kai]

I heard butthole, and I was sorry. I was organizing the notes for the episode.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

You just keep.

[Drew]

Okay. So you did kiss her, though.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Did. Did Sam ever talk to you about it like, did he like ever ask?

[Enya]

No, we never, we never spoke about it.

[Kai]

Oh my God.

[Drew]

Oh my God. Do you think there was a world where he was like, oh, my brother is absolutely.

[Enya]

Everyone in my family was like, oh, that's a flavor claiming. Like that's why I literally like never had like a sit down moment where I was like, guys, I'm gay, I'm gay. I just like literally existed and they knew that.

[Drew]

That's so beautiful though.

[Enya]

That's how it should be. Yeah, that's literally.

[Drew]

It shouldn't have to be this like weird thing of. Again, not that it's weird, it's just like odd to think that only non straight kids have to go up to their parents and be like, I dudes, I wanna.

[Enya]

I literally guys. Like that's essentially what you're saying.

[Drew]

Yeah. Like what? I've never had to just go to my parents and be like, oh, I guess I do have that video of me telling my mom that I'm bisexual and she's disgusted.

[Kai]

Oh,

[Enya]

oh no, no.

[Drew]

Oh no, no. That was her reaction. She like, I'm not gonna put it in there, in here. But it's really funny. My mom is like just like classically homophobic in the way like old Latin people are where not. But she just has that thing in the back of her brain where she's like,

[Enya]

you're a pretty girl.

[Drew]

They literally gave us the rules. They literally gave us simple rules to follow. And what, you can't follow a single rule in this whole life? Like that's kind of where my mom lands in terms of like old school ideas because that's even where she lands. Like my dad has never mentioned me having kids, getting married, whatever. My dad is the most just like spiritually loose with that. Even with like being gay and stuff. Like my dad. Yeah. I mean, I mean he got too many gay friends if you ask me.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Everyone about me. It runs in the family. What did I say?

[Enya]

Spiritually loose.

[Drew]

Yeah, like he's never like given a about. Like he doesn't care who his kids date. He also has like infamously gay ass kids.

[Enya]

Yeah, I mean literally every single one of them. Yeah. No, I.

[Drew]

All his kids are bi or lesbian.

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[Drew]

That's probably what the driver who killed a four year old told himself and

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[Kai]

I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.

[Cino]

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[Kai]

And just when I said that, my mom, mom comes out of the kitchen and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is badass Convict. Just finished five years. I'm have cookies and milk at mom

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[Kai]

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[Drew]

But they've never mentioned anything like that. To me. But my mom does mention like, I think in her head the idea of the prospects of me ending up with a woman and not a man. Her only like homophobic rhetoric. I think at this point to it is she's like girl plus girl, no equal. Baby. Yeah, you are girl and you should have baby. Even though mo. She knows I don't want. Like she knows exactly. Every time I see her she's like, when are you going to give me a grandkid? I'm like, baby, baby, baby, baby. When are you going to win the lottery? Because you're asking. That's the same possibility of both of those things. That's where you're going to end up.

[Enya]

Yeah. The bloodline ends with me.

[Drew]

No. Yeah, you can have kids and give them your last name.

[Enya]

Are you going to have my kid?

[Drew]

Not me.

[Enya]

Then I'm not having kids, but you can have kids.

[Drew]

I'm going to out you to your parents. Now you're pissing me off actually. You've never had to do that.

[Enya]

And he used to make that joke all the time. I'm going to out you to your parents.

[Drew]

I used to love saying that. I used to be like going to call your mom and tell her you be playing with dick.

[Enya]

Suck dick.

[Drew]

I'm going to call your mom and tell her you suck dick because you're acting up right now.

[Enya]

I think my older sister really like normalized it for them because she had like a girlfriend at one point and that girl helped raise my nephew for like a couple years. And I think they were so there

[Drew]

was like a positive experience.

[Enya]

Yeah, I mean they were literally never homophobic once, like, like ever. I mean they said things like everyone says. Cuz it was like the time. So I think that's why I was like so scared to like see.

[Drew]

Also you were growing up in like a very homophobic area.

[Enya]

The Bible belt babe.

[Drew]

Yeah. You were like. So it didn't really matter. I'm sure if your parents were like, tell us, tell us who you are. You probably would be like, who am I?

[Enya]

And what about it? I'll literally. I've talked about this so many times, but my dad being like blackout drunk and being like, look like, you know, I'll love you no matter what. And I was like, wow, that's so special. But I'm who I am.

[Drew]

Like, great message, wrong receiver.

[Enya]

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I'm straight.

[Drew]

Should we go look at porn or something? Straight porn.

[Enya]

Straight porn. Straight porn, Yeah. I watched straight porn. With my dad.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. I love straight porn. Porn? You're talking about straight porn? Yeah, I love straight porn. That's so random.

[Enya]

You sound so far away right now.

[Kai]

I know. I. I actually just thought that too, because I can hear myself in the headphones and I realize I'm. I wasn't as close to the microphone as. Nor as usual. I did have a question, though, that I wanted to ask you guys.

[Enya]

Yes.

[Kai]

If you met the love of your life and you're like. You're, like, head over heels. Let's say you're. You're jaded and you don't even believe in love and you feel like maybe at this point it's more of an urban legend, and then you meet someone that makes you believe in it, and it's the most beautiful relationship connection you've ever had. You truly are like, this is my person. This person helps me feel like I belong in the universe. And then they ask you. They tell you that they have a shit kid kink and they're like, I need to jack off with your. What do you do? Do you.

[Enya]

Is that I'm jack off with my.

[Drew]

Yeah. Do I have to be around.

[Kai]

Yeah, they. You have to watch it.

[Drew]

No, absolutely not. No. Because already, like, actually, no. From the very beginning, I would argue that, like, I don't know if I can't do that. That's, like. That is just, like, so unsanitary and, like, so, like. So think about.

[Kai]

Meditate, though, on how beautiful life is.

[Drew]

I have the greatest love life, I would argue.

[Enya]

Can I have normal?

[Drew]

I receive and get to have, like.

[Kai]

Yeah, you can still have normal sex, but every once in a while they're gonna be like, I really need to. I need you to do this thing for me once a month and a half. Once a month and a half?

[Enya]

Yeah. I don't give a really. I literally.

[Kai]

You have to watch it.

[Enya]

Yeah. Is he hot?

[Kai]

Yeah, he's perfect.

[Enya]

Perfect like David Harbour, Jason Kelsey.

[Kai]

Yes. Yes.

[Enya]

Yeah, I'll let him jerk off with my shit. Like, I don't care.

[Kai]

I'm asking because this is. This is something that happened to my friend's friend. She was madly in love with him and he was really awesome. And then.

[Enya]

Did she leave?

[Kai]

She ended up breaking up with him over it.

[Enya]

Over the poop?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Enya]

How deep into the relationship did it?

[Kai]

I think it was. I think it was at least a year in, but he only started asking eight months in or something.

[Drew]

So I'm saying it's like, that's a huge. I feel like, if you just don't.

[Enya]

Well, I jerk off with my shit already. Is that not normal, dude?

[Drew]

No, that's so, like, crazy.

[Kai]

That's really.

[Drew]

Why not just use, like, anything, literally anything else.

[Enya]

Why use. No, no, that's gross. Not going to make that.

[Drew]

I know what you were.

[Enya]

Yeah, that was disgusting. Truffle butter.

[Kai]

I'm glad you said it, though.

[Enya]

No, that's. That's.

[Drew]

That's not what he was. You were going to say something about Zul or. No. Is that what it was?

[Kai]

That's off limits. We pushed the boundaries of.

[Enya]

Well, what the Were you thinking?

[Drew]

I thought you were going to say he uses to jack off. I was like, that's gross.

[Enya]

No, no.

[Kai]

Aul wouldn't even bat an eye at that.

[Drew]

Well, Az is an animal. Animal.

[Enya]

Azul hates Kai.

[Drew]

Yeah, he does.

[Kai]

No, he doesn't. He actually likes me. He does. Azul likes me.

[Enya]

I think we know Azul.

[Kai]

Okay, well, he lets me pet him now and that's true. Yes.

[Enya]

He's warming up, I think. I think he likes you, but he doesn't like when you're here, of course, for too long. I think he thinks you're, like, taking space. Like, his space or.

[Kai]

He's. He. Anya's in a toxic relationship with that cat.

[Enya]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Drew]

What are we talking about? I love that cat.

[Kai]

Is. He's really.

[Enya]

He's really bad for you.

[Kai]

Really bad for you. Very codependent, manipulative and controlling.

[Enya]

Like, he screams and I'm not when I'm laying in bed really joking about this.

[Drew]

You are so annoying.

[Kai]

He does everything. Textbook groomer shit. He wants to get you alone. He wants to control you.

[Enya]

He tells you when you have to go to bed.

[Kai]

Exactly.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

He. Yeah, it's really dark, but. And you don't even know it. That's the thing. It's so hard to watch. It's like. But you just have to learn and that's. You're going to figure it out.

[Enya]

You'll figure it out.

[Drew]

You'll realize I need to get rid of a. Like, what am I supposed to do?

[Enya]

Leave the front door open?

[Drew]

No, I think he needs Xanax or something. He definitely has. He needs shitting on the couch. Dude.

[Enya]

He's literally. Enya was gone.

[Drew]

Oh, I found a video of me crying six days. I think it's on my iPad. But there's a video of me crying when Josiah called me to show me the shit. So much. Oh, my God, it's so much.

[Enya]

Ino is gone for, like, six days and Azul Left five turds on the couch, dude. The brand new couch. Oh, Oh, I forgot to say the whole. The whole, like, button to the two man with my older brother. And this girl is. She's with another guy now and she's pregnant.

[Drew]

Slut, Slut.

[Kai]

Slut.

[Enya]

And that's actually hella disrespectful.

[Drew]

That is so crazy.

[Enya]

That's actually my first girlfriend.

[Drew]

It goes to show how women are being raised now, though.

[Enya]

My first girlfriend and first kiss with big baby.

[Drew]

With another man.

[Enya]

With another man. This girl so gross with a man and has a baby in her belly. So, like, I can't even. They're going through with it. They're going through with it. I cannot fathom this. And I think it's twins. Loki. It's just. How disrespectful can you be to me?

[Kai]

That's up the.

[Enya]

Was that you want me sick, Drew? Sigh up. Ooh.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

White people. Be like, I ran away at 24. That tracking number isn't enough. I need to be on the delivery driver's close friend story.

[Drew]

No, for real. Surveil him. Surveil him.

[Enya]

How many grams of fiber how many grams of fiber and protein are in an evening spent laughing with friends? Oh, endless, endless. It's endless.

[Drew]

There is no limit.

[Enya]

Told my waitress to prepare my chicken medium rare and she said you might get Sam and Ella. Are they hot, cuz? Yeah, give it to me. Damn, I wish I was a wig. I need a head. Or damn, I wish. Damn, I wish I was a wig. I need head.

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Enya]

Be like, I'm a girl boss, but their breath stink. Girl.

[Kai]

Floss.

[Drew]

Go piss girl. Go piss girl.

[Enya]

Here, you read this one in you.

[Drew]

Ooh. My phone was right between my legs,

[Enya]

and I just got a little hit the spot. It hit the spot.

[Drew]

Y' all really ruined the word mommy. My kids are going to have to call me big bro.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Ooh,

[Drew]

you got me sick.

[Enya]

Go wash those damn hands.

[Drew]

You. You are so real.

[Enya]

Actually, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. No, cuz I'm in flow state right now. Oh, I lost the. I lost it.

[Drew]

I lost it.

[Kai]

It's being flow state.

[Drew]

Flow state being both of us just being state.

[Enya]

Your grandma was a squirter. That's why her furniture was covered in plastic. Yeah, I'm in flow state.

[Kai]

That's really funny.

[Drew]

That's actually so gross to think about. Like, just, like, squirting on plastic. The Stickiness is crazy.

[Kai]

It's also not true. My grandma wasn't a squirter.

[Enya]

Yes, she was.

[Kai]

No, she wasn't.

[Enya]

Me and Nya know she was. Bro. I don't give a if you're non binary. Clean your microwave wave.

[Drew]

So good. Bro.

[Enya]

Arguing makes me horny. I don't know. I wasn't loved as a child. Whoa.

[Drew]

Oh, that one was crazy. That one was crazy. Oh, wow. Yeah, wow.

[Enya]

I knew that was gonna change the trajectory of your life. Specifically, Min asked the dumbest questions. Would you still love me if I shaved my bitch or what?

[Drew]

Flow state.

[Kai]

Flow state.

[Enya]

Min asked the dumbest questions. Would you still love me if I shave my bush? No. Next.

[Drew]

No.

[Enya]

And that's it.

[Drew]

That was really good, Drew.

[Enya]

This is a tweet I saw. Vapes are deep state psyops to condition us to suck robot dick in the future.

[Kai]

That's good.

[Drew]

That's actually.

[Enya]

This was at Clarna SJO or Clara under Escore sjo.

[Drew]

Well, my media of the week is I want to give a shout out to three random women who I spoke to on a day out of running errands. You won't know who these women are. Only I will shout out to Violet. Ran into her. She's a makeup artist, hair stylist from New York who was a vibe and a key Rachel. She was the cash year at the art store that I went to to pick up a few things, and we had a great conversation, and she was such a vibe. And Nikki, she was also another woman who worked at that art store. And I just loved all my interactions with them. And then it made me really think about how I just. No matter how many close relationships I have with men, platonically or romantically, I will always hate a man. I don't know. Because I couldn't extend that same sweetness to any of the men I interacted with. I went to a store. I went to a CD store after, and I literally.

[Enya]

CDs nuts. Damn.

[Drew]

And I couldn't get myself to say more than yes, that was to a bag card. That was to how I'd be paying. And then I got the fuck out of that.

[Enya]

Simply had to.

[Drew]

I was like, listen, I want this to be as simple as proving to a computer that I'm not a robot.

[Enya]

Well, my media is bruises. Chairlift.

[Kai]

Oh, such a good song.

[Enya]

Yeah, I forgot about that song.

[Drew]

Kai moaned.

[Enya]

Caroline pull a check made him moan.

[Kai]

I know that song makes me moan.

[Enya]

Caroline freaking pull a check. I didn't know that bunny is a bunny. Loaded By Primal Scream. I saw a Primal Scream shirt that was an XL and it fit me oversized and it was really cute on my body. And it was the first time I was like, ooh, I kind of look good in red. Like, what the am I gonna buy something that's red? Because red is obviously the most evil color. Bad things happen to me in red light. I can't even put it on my body. Near my body. Almost bought it. $350 before tax for an oversized long sleeve shirt. Who the. And then I finished Love Story and I was having such a. Such a good day. When I watched the last two episodes, I was in such a good mood. That was some of the darkest I've ever seen. The last two episodes, one of them was them in an apartment. Literally just like fighting the entire episode. And the fights were so real and like, I mean, she is obviously like a star and was like acting boots down. Like it was crazy even. He was like acting pretty good, but like she was just acting circles around him. So it kind of like threw me out of it a couple times. But the fights were so authentic and like parallel to experiences that I've had that it was really, really fucking jarring to like kind of relive. And then the last episode I have, like, the only time I've cried harder at media, ironically, was a happy cry I had at episode five of heated rivalry. The last episode. Like, I haven't cried over Sam dying in so long. Like I don't even know if I ever really did have a cry. But for some reason, like seeing JFK's sister, like lose literally everyone in her life and then have to keep on going without her brother. Me up, bro. Like me up. Crazy. So watching those two episodes, although great ruined my day both days.

[Drew]

I know it did. Literally also took a two and a

[Enya]

half hour nap after.

[Drew]

Yeah, and that's a deep cry. That's a deep cry that sends you into the nap. The only thing I can think of that like, maybe I've had like a similar somatic reaction to was like Beautiful Boy. When I watched Beautiful Boy, that felt so.

[Enya]

I still haven't seen it.

[Drew]

It. Yeah, that felt very like, whoa. It just like blew my mind. Cuz it's just about like family dynamics and drug use and like what that does and how hard it is to like lose someone to that and that movie. I was like, oh my God, I cried like a baby. Worst person in the world. Also made me cry like. Or baby. But like for different reasons. Yeah, for different reasons. You should watch. Have you watched Scenes from a Marriage?

[Enya]

Is that the one with Adam Driver?

[Drew]

No. Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain. I think the ginger.

[Enya]

You've talked about it a lot, though.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. I mean, it's a remake of the.

[Kai]

Wait, you haven't watched that?

[Drew]

It's a remake of the original. If you felt like that.

[Enya]

I've seen people fighting.

[Kai]

That's interesting because I watched that because I thought that you recommended it.

[Drew]

I think I recommend it.

[Kai]

Wow. Erasure. I watched it all. I thought it was so good. I mean, I mean, I've also.

[Drew]

You should listen to women's recommendations more often.

[Kai]

I should. This is literally the first time. So I'll do it. I'll do it more.

[Enya]

But the first time in 58 years of his life.

[Kai]

Watching it where they walk onto the set is so crazy.

[Enya]

Wait, let me make sure.

[Drew]

Wait, you walked on the set?

[Kai]

No, the actors. They walk on set.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Kai]

And you see them before the director yells action. And it's so, so cool. It was really cool. And Jessica Chastain is such a good actress.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, she's gorgeous. Her and Oscar are so good looking.

[Enya]

Oscar Isaac is literally one of the hottest people I've ever.

[Drew]

Great sex scenes with him.

[Enya]

Oh, do you see his butt?

[Drew]

I think so. Yeah. You see his butt?

[Enya]

Don't make that face.

[Kai]

Just kidding. I'm just kidding. For the audio listener. No, I'm just kidding.

[Enya]

For the audio listener. Sky made a face of disgust.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was ironic.

[Enya]

For the visual listeners. I made a face of disgust also.

[Drew]

It's visual watchers.

[Enya]

Oh, true.

[Drew]

You guys keep the whole episode. You've been saying visual listeners.

[Enya]

Well, I'm a visual listener and I

[Kai]

need to get better at visual listening

[Enya]

and you need to listen to.

[Drew]

I'm a visual learner.

[Kai]

I do.

[Enya]

But what was I. I was saying something. Oh, you watched comedy special by.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Julio Torres is new. New stand up. I'm gonna re watch it today because it literally makes me feel so good. It is so funny. It's done so well. I think he is easily one of the greatest. He is one of the only male comedian writers who I think deserves everything, period. Like, he is so great. I mean, he's always been awesome. He like used to do stuff for SNL like forever ago. And then Problemisto was like one of my favorite movies the year it came out. Phantasma was like a really good show. I'm re watching that. I re watched his old stand up with shapes and letters. I don't Remember, I think this one is called Color Theory. Color Theories. Just so good.

[Enya]

It's, like, really cool. Like, just like how, like, far he's pushing. Like a comedy special.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's like, a really interesting way to navigate stand up visually.

[Enya]

Also, like, all the. I mean, I haven't finished it, so I don't really know, like, what he's saying, but from what you've told me, like, the things he's talking about and the way he's talking about them, like, the broader.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's the greatest allegory for the state of the world I have seen. Like, the greatest in terms of everything. Every single topic he touches on is done with such grace, such humor, such a. Like an airy quality to it that it. I don't know. It's exactly how I feel about everything. Like, it's just like this disillusionment we've been living in. He does a really good job of keeping it so mythical. So. So, like, I. I don't know. It's really good. It's so awesome. The monologue at the end. I literally. I feel about his monologue at the end the way I did when I saw Call Me by youy Name for the first time. And I felt about the dad's monologue. That's how I feel about Julio's, like, ending monologue to that special. And I wish it could win an award. It's so good. Can Stand up specials win an award?

[Enya]

You heard it here first. We're starting the Spend Stand. Stand Up Award show.

[Kai]

They can get Emmys, I think.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. I hope his gets an Emmy because it's great. It's insane.

[Enya]

That would be awesome, dude.

[Drew]

The visual aspect of it is really, like. Also, he's just funny. He's. He's so funny. But yeah, that's my media of the week. Oh, I saw. I'm trying to think of what movies I've been watching. I've been watching so many movies, like, all of the movies, all day, every day. The last one I remember watching was.

[Enya]

You've been watching, like, obscure ass movies, too.

[Drew]

Yeah, I've just been. I've been on a crazy deep dive of just, like, movies from the late 70s to, like, the late 80s. Because it's also just like some of my favorite writers and comedians, like, right at the jump of their career. And it's really interesting and kind of like, inspirational to see just how. How fun and engaged everyone was. Like, everyone just. All of these movies I've been watching feels like everyone involved is having Fun. They're engaged with the story. It's not. Yeah, it's not for, like, the hunger of, like, being the dead serious, most like, prolific actor. It's just for the. Of making fun entertainment. The last one I watch. Watched that I can think of right now, though, isn't one of my favorites by any means, was Tree Lounge with Steve Buscemi, which. Not that into. Honestly or not that. I'm not that into it. It was a good movie, but it's just classic. Like, this is a great movie. Did there have to be some weird underage happening? Which is just the theme of a lot of those movies, movies from that era. So I run into it all the time. She Devil is a movie that I really like recently. Drowning Mona is really funny. Drowning Mona is so good. Drowning Mona has. I think Steve Buscemi's in it. Will Ferrell's in it. Jamie Lee Curtis is one of the lead roles in it. Danny DeVito is one of the. Oh, no, no. Oh, my God. See, I'm. I've been watching so many movies, I'm mixing up drowning with it. No, no, no, no. Drowning Mona. No, I'm thinking of a different one. I'm thinking of. Oh, my God. Sorry. My brain is so scrambled. I'm thinking of this one where Dan. We can also cut. Like, I'm gonna stop because I'm just going on, like, a tangent about movies.

[Enya]

I'm looking up the cast. Danny DeVito. It might be Eddie Midler, Neve Campbell, Will Ferrell, Casey Affleck, Jamie Lee Curtis, Melissa McCartney.

[Drew]

Wait, what. What's this? This one for Drowning Mona? Yeah, Drowning Mona is what I'm thinking of, actually.

[Enya]

Oh, Paul Schultz.

[Drew]

Yeah, it is. Drowning Mona. Dude, that movie is.

[Enya]

I used to think he was hot.

[Drew]

I could see that. Okay, what was he in? Yeah, he was in something where he was like. They were selling him as sexy.

[Enya]

He's been creepy. Nurse Jackie.

[Drew]

Yes, yes, Nurse Jackie.

[Enya]

His character, Nurse Jackie, like, the growth was incredible.

[Kai]

Incredible.

[Enya]

Loved him. He was like a. He was like a character device. Like, you know how, like, women are often used, like manic Pixie Dream girls are like, character devices to, like, move the story, move the story along. Like, he was kind of that for a girl, which I thought was interesting, so.

[Drew]

Fire. Okay, thanks for tuning in. Thanks. Bye.

[Lori Siegel]

I'm Lori Siegel, and on my new podcast, Mostly Human, I'll take you to some wild corners of the tech world.

[Drew]

World.

[Lori Siegel]

I'm about to go on a date with an AI companion at a real world cafe right here in New York City.

[Drew]

There's no playbook for what to do when an AI model hallucinates a story about you.

[Lori Siegel]

Mostly Human is your playbook for how tech can work for you.

[Enya]

Anyone can now be an entrepreneur.

[Drew]

Anyone can build an app, and it's very empowering.

[Lori Siegel]

Listen to Mostly human on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite show shows.

[Host of Dos Amigos Podcast]

This Financial Literacy Month we are talking about the one investment most people ignore, building a business around the life you actually want.

[Lori Siegel]

It was just us making happen whatever he said was going to happen. And then it happened.

[Host of Dos Amigos Podcast]

On those amigos, entrepreneurs like Amir Kasam and Joe Hoff get real about money, taking risk, and why your dream might be the smartest move.

[Guest on Dos Amigos Podcast]

At the end of my life, what am I really going to care about? And the conclusion I came to is what I did to make the world a better place in whatever way.

[Host of Dos Amigos Podcast]

Listen to those amigos on the IHI radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Cino]

On the Ceno Show Podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor cultural icon Danny Trejo talk about addiction, transformation and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany, Stephanie, Adish, Johnny Knoxville, and more.

[Kai]

I'm an alcoholic and without this trope, I'm gonna die.

[Cino]

Listen to Cino's show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Enya]

Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia, and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast Math and Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. Math and Magic takes you behind the scenes of the biggest businesses and industries while sharing insights from the smartest minds and marketing. Coming up, this seasonal Math and Magic CEO of Liquid Death, Mike Cesario. People think that creative ideas are like these light bulb moments that happen when

[Kai]

you're in the shower where it's really

[Enya]

like a stone sculpture you're constantly just chipping away and refining. Take to Interactive CEO Strauss Selnick and our own Chief Business Officer Lisa Coffey. Listen to math and Magic on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Drew]

On paper, the three hosts of the Nick Dickenpole show are geniuses. We can explain how AI works, data centers, but there are certain things that we don't necessarily understand better version of

[Enya]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Drew]

Yes, which by the way, wasn't Taylor

[Guest on Dos Amigos Podcast]

Swift who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was.

[Kai]

I got that wrong.

[Drew]

But hey, no one's perfect. We're pretty close, though. Listen to the Nick, Dick and Paul show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.