Cryptic pregnancy

Summary

Emergency Intercom – "Cryptic pregnancy" (Oct 1, 2025)

Main Theme & Overview

In this episode of Emergency Intercom, Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips (with recurring participation from Kai, Bridget, and Josiah) deliver their signature chaotic, highly candid comedy centered loosely around bizarre stories, pop culture obsessions, and everyday oddities. The episode reaches its peak with the tale of a real-life "cryptic pregnancy," but the hosts also range across embarrassing moments, DJ nights, pop icon RuPaul, irresponsible neighbors, TikTok relapses, and more. The tone is irreverent, messy, self-deprecating, and raunchy—exactly what fans love about the show.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Carrie Bradshaw, Wicked, and Pop Culture Spirals

• Bridget opens with riffs about "Sex and the City" (03:54) and Carrie Bradshaw's style choices, leading to a tangent on Wicked and obsession over Ariana Grande’s role in Wicked 2.

• The group discusses whether they actually enjoy musicals, teasing each other over who truly "loves" Wicked (06:41–07:04).

• Notable exchange poking fun at pop culture expertise:

  Bridget: "Would you say you love Wicked?"
  Kai: "I loved Wicked. Yeah, I love the first one." (06:49)

2. RuPaul Encounter – The Life-Changing Rave

• Bridget details attending a RuPaul DJ set and basking in the VIP experience (07:08–12:03, 17:14–18:39).

• She describes the euphoria, dancing non-stop, and getting RuPaul’s attention by doing a viral dance—"we had to win his love" (17:14–19:59).

• The hosts debate RuPaul’s age and impact, poking fun at celebrity ages (19:50).

• Notable quote:

  "Guys, I’m not kidding. Oh my God. It was the best night of my life."
  – Bridget, reflecting on the RuPaul event (11:54)

3. Identity, Looks, and Insecurities

• A highly self-deprecating round where everyone compares head shapes, body features, and shares insecurities about photos and appearances (04:03–16:13).
• Discussion on photo-taking: "Not enough people are smiling in pictures. We need to go back to smiling with teeth in photos." – Kai (16:13)

4. Social Media, TikTok, and Life Online

• The crew delves into the perils and pleasures of Instagram Reels, TikTok relapse, the weird side of the algorithm, and the constant presence of kink content (12:26–13:37; 48:52–49:23).
• Kai: “The amount of kink content that pops up on on my fin is legitimately horrifying.” (13:04)
• On TikTok: “No, I literally was like, oh, wow. TikTok is fun and awesome. Like, I can’t believe I’ve deprived myself of this luxury for so long.” – Kai (49:11)

5. Dog Poop Wars: Neighborly Sabotage

• Hilarious war stories about their front yard being a minefield of dog poop, Inya posting a wild passive-aggressive sign, and the ritual of tracking neighborly behavior (40:21–44:26).

• Notable monologue (sign excerpt):

  "Pick it up, please. There is just no world in which there should be this much dog on a single block. Please, like, for the love of both of us. This is not you. I know you. The real you..." – Bridget reading her sign (43:34)

6. The "Cryptic Pregnancy" Story

• The episode’s title tale: Drew recounts a friend-of-a-friend’s encounter—a woman, misdiagnosed with PCOS, suddenly gives birth without knowing she was pregnant, after a casual Hinge hook-up (35:54–39:11).

• Wild reactions, dark comedy, and genuine shock ensue.

• Key exchange:

  Drew: "She wakes up in the middle of the night and she's giving birth. Her water has broken." (37:15)

  Kai: "Oh my God, I wish that upon all of my girls so badly. I want all of girls to get pregnant and have babies nine months later without realizing it because I think creating life is so special." (38:05)

7. Sex, Porn, and Modern Dating

• Raunchy, honest back-and-forth about porn consumption, masturbation, vibrators, and changing attitudes with age (31:16–32:00).
• Kai questions if "porn is bad" (32:00).
• Extended talk of post-hookup regrets, clarity, and gendered experiences with sex (36:31–37:06).

8. Miscellaneous Chaos: From Walmart to AI Anxiety

• Tangents on Target's lost magic, Walmart conspiracy theories, and the anxieties induced by intentional store lighting (68:32–69:17).

• Discussions about AI and AGI (76:30–77:32), poking fun at tech arms races and misreadings of intelligence.

  "We're in an arms race for AI, and the can of worms has been opened and it's not gonna stop." – Kai (76:30)

9. Friend Group Banter & Legacy Clips

• Warm, sometimes morbid humor about funerals ("when I die, play that [clip]"), old YouTube/field trip stories, and inside jokes (73:00–74:44).
• The group relives "the would it not been chill" RV/falling clip and dream up elaborate funeral plans involving touring, pyrotechnics, and taxidermy (74:13–74:51).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|----------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:54 | Bridget | “Bradshaw, when she surprises big and is being all weird and sexy... do you remember Kai?” | | 06:41–06:47 | Kai | “Yeah, I like Wicked. Oh, I don't like Wicked like you like Wicked, but I enjoy Wicked.” | | 11:54 | Bridget | “It was literally... Guys, I'm not kidding. Oh my God. It was the best night of my life.” | | 13:04 | Kai | “The amount of kink content that pops up on on my fin is legitimately horrifying.” | | 16:13 | Kai | “Not enough people are smiling in pictures. We need to go back to smiling with teeth in photos.” | | 21:23 | Bridget | “Oh my God, 20 something by SZA I can't believe she wrote that. She's so smart.” | | 37:15 | Drew | “She wakes up in the middle of the night and she's giving birth. Her water has broken.” | | 38:05 | Kai | “Oh my God, I wish that upon all of my girls so badly. I want all of girls to get pregnant and have babies nine months later without realizing it because I think creating life is so special.” | | 43:34 | Bridget | “Pick it up, please. There is just no world in which there should be this much dog on a single block…” | | 76:30 | Kai | “We're in an arms race for AI, and the can of worms has been opened and it's not gonna stop.” | | 74:13–74:51 | Kai/Josiah | “Best believe at my funeral... I'm going on tour. There will be fireworks at every show. Pyro. Wait, your body is going on tour?” |

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• 03:41 – Episode Proper Starts: Hosts introduce the show and riff about pop culture.
• 07:08–12:03 | 17:14–19:59 – RuPaul DJ Night: Bridget’s story of seeing RuPaul, being in VIP, and dancing her heart out.
• 13:04–13:37 – Instagram/TikTok Kink Content Spiral
• 16:13 – Photo Insecurities & Smiling in Photos
• 35:54–39:11 – The Cryptic Pregnancy Story: The episode’s wildest anecdote, leading into the main theme.
• 40:21–44:43 – Dog Poop Neighborhood Saga
• 48:52–49:23 – Kai’s TikTok Relapse
• 74:13–74:51 – Funeral Plans & Legacy Jokes

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Media Recommendations (80:13–81:37)

• Bridget: Stuck in a music rut, requests fans to send playlists.
• Kai: "All I Want To Do" (Human Part Rata Arca and The Bomb, Bucketheads), "Midnight Sun"
• Josiah: Gluten-free pizza crust from Holy Gluten, Chick-Fil-A
• Misc: TikTok referenced, Charlie XCX's "Hahaha" cited as a favorite by Kai.

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Closing Tone

The episode closes with a playful longing for dancing and a meta riff about the process (83:47):

"No. Dancing needs to make a comeback. All right, bye." – Kai

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In Summary

This Emergency Intercom episode rides the group’s unfiltered vibes from embarrassing admissions to earnest joy, punctuated by stories like Bridget's RuPaul encounter and Drew's cryptic pregnancy tale. If you’re a fan, you’ll love the energetic detours, irreverent in-jokes, and deeply personal yet always comedic exchanges. Their discussions revolve around pop culture, relationships, bodies and self-image, internet oddities, and cringey but real moments, delivered in a way that both lampoons and celebrates oversharing.

Transcript

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[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

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[Drew]

Had 30 agents ready to go with.

[Kai]

Shotguns and rifles and you name it.

[Bridget Todd]

Five, six white people pushed me in the car. I'm going, what the hell? Basically your stay at home moms were.

[Kai]

Picking up these large amounts of heroin.

[Bridget Todd]

All you gotta do is receive the package. Don't have to open it, just accept it. She was very upset, crying. Once I saw the gun, I tried to take his hand and I saw the flash of light Listen to the.

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[Nicole Garcia]

It may look different, but native culture is alive. My name is Nicole Garcia, and on Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, we aim to explore that culture.

[Kai]

Somewhere along the way, it turned into this full fledged award winning comic shop.

[Nicole Garcia]

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[Bridget Todd]

The Internet is something we make, not.

[Simone Boyce]

Just something that happens to us.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm Bridget Todd, host of the tech.

[Nicole Garcia]

And culture podcast There are no Girls on the Internet. In our new season, I'm talking to.

[Bridget Todd]

People like Anil Dash, an OG entrepreneur.

[Nicole Garcia]

And writer who refuses to be cynical about the Internet.

[Bridget Todd]

I love tech.

[Josiah]

You know, I've been a nerd my.

[Kai]

Whole life, but it does have to be for something.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, it's not just for its own sake. It's. It's an inspiring story that focuses on people as the core building blocks of the Internet. Listen to There are no girls on.

[Nicole Garcia]

The Internet on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Kai]

Hey, guys. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. This is episode. This is episode six seven. We have a special guest today, Carrie.

[Bridget Todd]

Bradshaw, when she surprises big and is being all weird and sexy. Why does she do that in that episode? Do you remember Kai?

[Kai]

Is that sexy to someone?

[Bridget Todd]

Like, I think she goes to, like a leather bar with her gay homie and then they're like, Samantha's like, spice up your lawyer. Like, you have to show up. And this was her idea of showing up and doing a big one.

[Drew]

Like, wait, do you guys not think that's sexy?

[Kai]

No.

[Drew]

I got turned on when I saw her in that outfit.

[Kai]

Okay, you're not allowed to say that.

[Bridget Todd]

So when I came in here.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

So when I came in here, you felt some type of way got super.

[Kai]

Turned getting like lower and lower on your head too. I know. I stretched it with my big ass melon gourd head. My. The shape of my face is literally a squash. Like, that's a conversation we're not having.

[Bridget Todd]

Is it a conversation we're not having and you want to have or you're.

[Kai]

Just saying like, it's a conversation I want when I say that to y', all, for y' all to not laugh and agree.

[Bridget Todd]

Agree to be like, no notice how I didn't Laugh. And I'm still not laughing. It's only Kai laughing.

[Drew]

So also, it's because I'm laughing, because I can relate to that. I oftentimes think of my head as some sort of like, weird amorphous trapezoid swan.

[Bridget Todd]

I mean, yeah, I definitely have a weird shaped head. And I have a huge forehead. Like, my side profile is good until you look further up. And I have a huge head. Like, I have a head that has, like, a turning point. Like, it's pretty crazy up there. We all have our flaws.

[Kai]

Wait, if y' all feel the back of yalls heads, is it flat or round?

[Bridget Todd]

I can't feel it.

[Drew]

Mine right now. Mine's perfectly round. Okay, good spherical.

[Kai]

In fact, mine's pretty flat. So my parents just had me laying on my back all the time. They never held me. I think that's the way I get.

[Bridget Todd]

Pretty round. Back of my head.

[Kai]

The. The. The reason I am not even kidding is because my parents never touched me.

[Bridget Todd]

No, I don't have a round head.

[Kai]

Guys, I'm joking. I have a round head. That was a big.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, you have a flat head. You're embarrassed. It's okay that you're mad at me.

[Kai]

I'm trying not to embarrass my parents. I want to make it very clear that my parents took care of me and loved me.

[Bridget Todd]

I've done a good job of not embarrassing my parents enough. I think there's, like, an idea that my parents are, like, pretty. Actually, no, I think I've made it very clear. My parents were fucking idiots. Like, literally dummies. I mean, we can tell because I'm Carrie Bradshaw.

[Nicole Garcia]

Really?

[Kai]

Also, the brim of the hat. How did it get like that more? Yeah, it's supposed to be, like, round.

[Bridget Todd]

But it's all wavy because Wicked 2 is coming out. So she's changing. She's gonna start, like, pointing and, like, morphing. Oh, my God. Do y' all even care? Y' all don't care about Wicked too?

[Kai]

I care.

[Bridget Todd]

I mean, I just said it. And the look in both of you, like you're his eyes, I honestly don't care about.

[Kai]

Yeah, I like Wicked. Oh, I don't like Wicked. Like you like Wicked, but I enjoy Wicked.

[Bridget Todd]

Would you say you love Wicked?

[Kai]

I loved Wicked. Yeah, I love the first one.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm not asking if you loved it. I. Do you still love her or.

[Kai]

Why? Why is this Wicked competition?

[Bridget Todd]

Or.

[Josiah]

I don't know.

[Bridget Todd]

It's just what's at the top of my mind because of my hat and my Wand or broom or whatever this.

[Kai]

Yes. I love Wicked, period. I think it's special.

[Bridget Todd]

I saw RuPaul in the flesh yesterday, and it was the best night.

[Kai]

New character in Wicked 2 is crazy.

[Bridget Todd]

RuPaul is literally Oz and Wicked, too. They couldn't get what's his nuts. Michael Rupert. Like, literally. Who is that guy?

[Drew]

I don't know.

[Bridget Todd]

He's, like, always wearing some funky outfit, like he was in Jurassic Park.

[Drew]

Wait, Michael Rupert? No, that's not his name.

[Kai]

Davis?

[Bridget Todd]

Jeff Goldblum.

[Kai]

Yeah, Michael Rupert. And, yeah, that is, like, me level up. Like, that was crazy.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, I. I couldn't remember his name. Like, I used to give a about him, but I'm not kidding. After seeing him in Wicked, I really don't like him. He played his role too well.

[Kai]

No, he was really. He's like that in real life.

[Drew]

Is he the antagonist?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, you haven't seen Wicked?

[Kai]

No.

[Bridget Todd]

Wow.

[Drew]

Get out straight, man.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God. I wish Wicked was aligning with my birthday because. Did you do Dune with us?

[Drew]

I don't. I saw Dune.

[Bridget Todd]

The Dune marathon.

[Drew]

I saw Dune with you. Dune 2. Yeah, Dune 2.

[Bridget Todd]

But he wasn't there to watch the first one.

[Drew]

I know it was Dune, too, because when it was silent, Drew said, it's crazy what she's doing to my worm.

[Bridget Todd]

That's actually really.

[Drew]

He screamed it, and then they asked him to leave.

[Kai]

Yeah, they literally asked. Look how red I got. I got so embarrassed because that's literally what that happen.

[Drew]

I felt his body tense up next to me right before the silence. And right before he said it, I saw him grip the chair.

[Kai]

Do you remember that?

[Bridget Todd]

It went silent right before. Did you make that up on the spot?

[Kai]

I literally. I could not tell you 90. No. I'd say, like, 50 of my thoughts are original, and then 50 are thoughts that I think are original that I just consumed over the last, like, 15 years. Being on the Internet.

[Bridget Todd]

That or last 15 minutes, because within 15 minutes, you can have, like, an inner dialogue that goes on to, like, 18 topics.

[Kai]

Yeah, if you scroll fast enough.

[Drew]

Drew, can I hit your vape?

[Kai]

I don't have a vape.

[Drew]

Come on, dude. I'll blur the screen.

[Bridget Todd]

I look ridiculous.

[Drew]

Yes, you do look ridiculous.

[Kai]

Well, that's the point.

[Drew]

It's also because the.

[Bridget Todd]

Well, no, this. To me, it's because I'm going to Fashion Week next week, so I wanted to do my big one. Like, I really.

[Kai]

You wear this to the Runway, and you block the people behind you.

[Drew]

How is there another Fashion Week? Didn't that just Happen.

[Bridget Todd]

Fashion Week is, like, all month because different brands originate in different cities, Kai. So there's Milan, there's London, there's even Copenhagen. There's.

[Kai]

And then there's Garros, and there's boys, and then there's couture.

[Drew]

There's a lot of other things between girls and boys, actually. Also, there's an infinite amount of other things.

[Kai]

I just don't.

[Bridget Todd]

I don't even understand all that now. We're going to.

[Drew]

I could educate you guys on that period. It actually probably deserves its own episode, honestly.

[Kai]

Now, let's just get into it.

[Drew]

There's, like, There's. There's other genders. Yeah, there's.

[Kai]

Good job.

[Bridget Todd]

Yes. Light the way. What were we talking about? I forgot.

[Kai]

Literally, I don't think anything. Oh, wait, you know you started talking about RuPaul.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God. It was literally the best night of my life. I'm not kidding. There was part of me that didn't want to text. The timing about if you could go.

[Kai]

You said you were gonna text me.

[Bridget Todd]

I didn't text you because Saba, who. Oh, Justine, wanted to go too, and Saba was too scared to ask for any more spots. So I was like, that's just not happening.

[Kai]

It really gave. Like, there were six people there. Was it.

[Bridget Todd]

No, it was really tiny. No, no, it was like. Oh, my God. It was so.

[Kai]

Wait, RuPaul DJing to 6 people is, like, really crazy, right?

[Bridget Todd]

No, no, no. The venue was huge and it was packed, so don't play with that. Yeah, no, no. We were just in the VIP section. We were in a VIP section. And it was literally. Guys, I'm not kidding. Oh, my God. It was the best night of my life. Like, it was the best night of my life. And the best part is, today I woke up at 7am I got home so early after that night that I woke up naturally at 7am wow. But I got invited by my friend Saba and her friend Noah to go see RuPaul DJ at the historic. At the Los Angeles Historic Park. And it was just like a small session section of just like me, Saba, Celly, Rain, Coco, Ezekiel, like, his friend, and then Noah.

[Kai]

Coco Golf?

[Bridget Todd]

Yes, the tennis court.

[Kai]

You hung out with Coco Golf? Oh, I was leaving.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, wait, you believed that?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

No.

[Kai]

Oh, dude. My heart sank to my ass. I literally stand her boots down.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, that's so funny. No, it's.

[Kai]

No. I Stan her mumu boots.

[Bridget Todd]

Unironically scrolling his phone on the.

[Drew]

I seriously. I was on Instagram for one second.

[Bridget Todd]

Why would you on there for one second?

[Kai]

That's the really confusing part.

[Drew]

I clicked on reels or I swiped on accent to the reels page.

[Bridget Todd]

This is a.

[Kai]

No, no.

[Drew]

I'm going to open it. I really don't know what this is, but I'm going to go back. I don't know what this. This. Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Ew. She farting on her salad and eating it.

[Drew]

K. I swear to God, I didn't bring that up. That wasn't a planned bit. That was just. It's just your Instagram thinks that that's what I want to see.

[Kai]

No, my is like that too. Ever. Ever since we got into sending each other feeder content. The amount of kink content that pops up on on my fin is legitimately horrifying. And some of it is to a degree where I'm like, oh. Like, this is like, this is hardcore porn. Like, how is this happening, like, on Instagram? Like, girl, I'm like, what is going on hardcore? Like, I see, like, naked yoga and shit.

[Bridget Todd]

Whoa.

[Kai]

Yeah. I mean, it's not hardcore porn, but it's like, I've seen, like, women do naked yoga.

[Bridget Todd]

That is so insane.

[Drew]

Like, how do the guys get their bellies so big?

[Kai]

I think they drink beer. I've been like, I literally was trying to find, like, the deep set recessed corners of the Internet where it's like, feeders, like, trying to get bigger, and I literally cannot find it. So any feeders out there leave a comment of the forum boards or leave your dial feeders. I'm really trying to gain. I'm really trying to be a gainer.

[Bridget Todd]

He's not even kidding.

[Kai]

Like, I've been. I've been eating peanut butter, but I think they drink beer. I think that's what it is.

[Drew]

How they get so stuffed.

[Kai]

Yeah, they get, like, their rotund bellies.

[Bridget Todd]

Let's get you some beers, buddy.

[Kai]

I know. I am hungover right now. Can you all tell?

[Bridget Todd]

I can't. You just seem tired for, like. And it's 7pm so I'm like, it's not that crazy.

[Drew]

Yeah. This is probably what the third episode we've ever done together at night. That's pretty cool, right?

[Kai]

Is it?

[Drew]

Actually, I. I think 98% have been in the morning.

[Kai]

Oh, cute. Wait, we should celebrate with, like, four shots.

[Drew]

You want me to do four more shots?

[Kai]

Yes.

[Bridget Todd]

I unironically love you. Never change.

[Drew]

Oh, thank you.

[Kai]

Oh, that was so sweet.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm not kidding. RuPaul does change.

[Kai]

Loki.

[Drew]

Wait. Yeah. Potentially end game. Also potentially.

[Bridget Todd]

Whoa.

[Drew]

The Night episodes hit different.

[Bridget Todd]

Kai, your funds would have to go up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up. It would have to go, like, oddly up.

[Drew]

Yeah, no, I get that.

[Bridget Todd]

Kai, I. Unironically, in, like, 10 years, I think I'll find you way more attractive. Like, I. I think you're attractive when I'm 30.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Kai]

All of my new gay friends literally ask me all the time who Kai is, and they're like, he is, like, literally so hot. And I was telling Kai that today, and he was like, I really needed to hear that. And then he proceeded to show me a photo of him that he thought he looked ugly in, that he looks really cute in. And I'm like, kai, that's my treacherous twin.

[Drew]

Thank you. I really. I really. Sorry, that was a weird response, but I was just imagining the photo and it's, like, seared into my retinas and I'm just like that. I look so gross.

[Kai]

You're hype mogging, everybody.

[Drew]

Yeah, I stood on my tiptoes for it.

[Kai]

I like that.

[Drew]

Oh, no, I don't look good in this photo.

[Kai]

You don't have to show the people, but show Enya.

[Drew]

You can look. I look bad. I actually do. Drew was being nice. I do look bad, but I am taller than everyone.

[Kai]

He looks cute, right?

[Drew]

I wouldn't say it.

[Kai]

I just think a smile is cute. Not enough.

[Bridget Todd]

You're stupid. You look cute in this.

[Kai]

Not enough people are smiling in pictures. We need to go back to smiling with teeth in photos.

[Drew]

We also need to start dancing more also.

[Bridget Todd]

Kai, get a grip. First of all, this photo in general is funny because all of you literally look like you. There shouldn't be a photo taken of you in the first place. You all look like you got bothered in the middle of conversation.

[Drew]

We did. We did.

[Bridget Todd]

So, like. But you look cute in that. You're tripping.

[Drew]

Thank you. Okay, then I'll insert it.

[Kai]

You look suckable.

[Drew]

And thank you.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, no shade by any means, because, like, two each his own. Does Tucker get, like, spray tans? Because why does it look like he has a spray tan in that?

[Drew]

I don't think he does. I actually think that.

[Bridget Todd]

Ho you been to Costa Rica recently or something?

[Drew]

Like, we actually went to Tahoe together. Me and Tucker went to Tahoe and he was very tan and he spent a lot of the time tanning, so I think he just tans.

[Kai]

It's easy to tan.

[Bridget Todd]

Jesus.

[Kai]

That's all I have to ask. Keep going. About Rupal.

[Bridget Todd]

Okay, so I go to this bar with rain before and we're, like, dead sober because it starts at 6pm and me and Rain have been, like, together all day. And, oh, my God, I just had the best Saturday ever. Like, oh, my God, I had the best Saturday ever. We were hanging out all day, ate good food, vibed, and then we went to this bar and we split a bottle of wine. So by the time we got to the set, like, oh, my God, it was fucking amazing. First of all, shout out to Noah and, like, her parents for setting that up, because it was, like a little VIP section off on the side. And we went in and there was bottle service girls like that. Like, that, like, had, like, sparklers and stuff going for us when we came in. And then they asked us what we wanted to put on the board, and we put rue the world. Because, like, what? Like, the world. RuPaul work the world. I didn't know what to put. And, like, he was just, like, mad close, and we were all really greened out. But then when he started playing, we all danced, like, from the second he started till the second he ended, and it was so awesome. And it felt like I had to, like, we had to win his love, which, I'm not kidding, obsessed with. And I don't know if anyone has it on video.

[Kai]

There's one video that I saw where, like, I don't know if you know this video, but it's the Michael Jackson impersonator at the wedding where he slides on his knees in the camera. There's one video of. And we'll insert that for the people that don't know, because that's one of the greatest videos ever made. But then there's One video where RuPaul gets really close, I think, to Rain's camera. And, like, you. I see you.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, I know it was crazy. I love him so much. And, like, I am such a pop culture fan. Like, I really am. I collect books and all this stupid. Because it actually does make a difference in my brain. So seeing him in person was just so amazing. I also love seeing artists, especially when they're intertwined in music, like, at any age, but in their, like, older ages. Like, it. Which it sounds like disrespectful, but it's not. Like, actually in my head, how old is, like, 58?

[Kai]

No, he's like, 70.

[Josiah]

No.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

I love that. Are you kidding me?

[Kai]

64.

[Drew]

6.

[Kai]

7.

[Drew]

He's 6 7?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah. I thought he was, like, 58 or something, but, like, yeah, I don't know. I just love that he still has, like, such a passion for Life. He felt like he had a lust for life also. I just love that we had to work for it. I don't know if there's a video of it, but what made him finally get our attention? Because he was doing crowd work, but he was kind of not batting an eye at us, which I really do respect because we were in this obnoxious, like, VIP section with bottle girls. It was kind of ridiculous.

[Kai]

Are you big spoon or little spoon?

[Bridget Todd]

I've never got to be taken care of in a relationship. I've never experienced.

[Kai]

But like, when. When you have.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm usually big spoon.

[Kai]

That's so diabolical. You literally are the man.

[Bridget Todd]

I've spent the mo. I've spent most of my life being big spoon. Oh yeah.

[Kai]

Do you like it? Do you want to be a little spoon?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, that sounds nice, but like, it just doesn't seem like it's in my cards. I'm like 27 is around the corner. I really do feel like Carrie when she was in this get up. Like I feel her.

[Kai]

I'm like, Carrie and I think they.

[Bridget Todd]

Were all in their early 30s.

[Kai]

Okay.

[Bridget Todd]

But I don't want the to be mistaken for me not liking my age because I still do and have always thought that I will love my life the most and be the sexiest in my 30s, but. Oh my God. 20 something by SZA I can't believe she wrote that. She's so smart. Like she's literally.

[Kai]

How does it go?

[Bridget Todd]

How can it be Tony something?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

Wait, what was I going to say? I had such a good joke before I sang it. Oh my God.

[Drew]

It'Ll come back.

[Bridget Todd]

I was trying to make a joke about her being a liar, but I can't remember. They just like remember when she was actually.

[Kai]

She was actually 64 when she wrote 20 something.

[Bridget Todd]

I love her.

[Kai]

Like, like that cracks me. No, literally amount of lies I've just told.

[Bridget Todd]

Just because it. Let's start a conversation.

[Kai]

I mean, it's a universal experience. But lying to your Uber driver is literally so lit. And I wonder if Uber drivers are aware. Hold on.

[Bridget Todd]

Wait down and kill.

[Kai]

This is. This is like a real conversation that I'm actually very curious about. I wonder if Uber drivers have caught on to the lie and they also lie. Like the UU drivers lie back. That's curious. That's an angle we've never considered.

[Bridget Todd]

Well, if they lie back, I'm getting out of the car and I'm reporting them.

[Kai]

Oh, wow.

[Bridget Todd]

Cuz you're my life. Can't be at your hands and you're a liar.

[Kai]

Wow.

[Bridget Todd]

Makes you think. Yeah. I've never thought about them lying. I'm like, why would you lie? But then I guess, why would I lie?

[Kai]

Like, why lie? Literally, why lie? Because it's fun. It's like a little, like, acting moment. It's like a. It's like the fantasy. Well, I haven't done that in a while.

[Bridget Todd]

Lied to an Uber?

[Kai]

Yeah. I need to get back on the game.

[Bridget Todd]

I've just become really good at ignoring Ubers, which sounds mean, but most of the time, where is just, like, an a guy who's being creepy with me?

[Kai]

True.

[Bridget Todd]

Do you get the ads on TikTok that are like, has an Uber driver been perverted to you? Like, you make a lot of money. I was talking to Rain about this. That's a really, like. I think that's a huge ad that gets put towards, like, girls. But I literally, like, If I'm on TikTok for four hours of my day, at least 30 minutes of it is me consuming an ad about how I can Sue Lyft or Uber for their pervy drivers.

[Kai]

My drag queen name is Sue Lyft.

[Drew]

Which we talked about. Mary Christmas.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah. Mary Nantucket.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

Wait. Merry Christmas.

[Kai]

The M A R Y.

[Drew]

The landlord of my house. Her name is Mary and her last name is Christmas.

[Kai]

Wait, Loki Landlords. Am I the only person. Actually, her name.

[Drew]

I swear to God. That's really good. Well, maybe she changed it, I guess.

[Kai]

But she's a landlord. They are evil. Yeah.

[Drew]

They're not.

[Kai]

They're not humans.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kai]

Landlords are. Literally.

[Bridget Todd]

It permanently has Mark on it from me sitting on it.

[Drew]

Permanently.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm not kidding. This is, like, has been here forever, guys.

[Drew]

She's pointing to her ankle bone, by the way. Something that we all have. Everyone has the ankle bone. That bump. We all have that.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm sure there are many people who don't have that.

[Kai]

I got it.

[Bridget Todd]

So it's really weird for you to be like.

[Drew]

I'm sure some people don't, but I got it. Yeah. See Drew's bulge?

[Bridget Todd]

I'm just saying, like, listen, if you're the one listener out there who does not have a fucking ankle, like, what.

[Kai]

The are we talking about? Okay.

[Bridget Todd]

Okay. So I go to RuPaul. It's amazing there. That's. I feel like there's almost nothing to say because it was literally just the best.

[Kai]

Start crying.

[Bridget Todd]

It was just the best side of my. Well, I did tear up multiple times, and it was just the best night of my goddamn life. We danced. Like that was the most I've danced, I think in like two years at a party. Like, that's awesome. I was drenched in sweat. We all smelled like after which that is amazing.

[Kai]

Cigarettes and swe.

[Bridget Todd]

Like that smell goes so, so sweaty and amazing. And like he came up to us a few times and what got him.

[Kai]

To come up to us was wait, RuPaul came out. Is RuPaul gay?

[Bridget Todd]

No.

[Drew]

I just googled it and it says he's gay.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

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[Kai]

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[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

1988, federal agents raced to track down the gang they suspect of importing millions of dollars worth of heroin into New York from Asia.

[Drew]

We had 30 agents ready to go with shotguns and rifles and you're doping.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

But what they find is not what they expected.

[Bridget Todd]

Basically your stay at home moms were picking up these large amounts of heroin.

[Kai]

They go, is this your daughter? I said, yes.

[Bridget Todd]

They go, oh, you may not see her for like 25 years.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

Caught between a federal investigation and the violent gang who recruited them, the women must decide who they're willing to protect and who they dare to betray.

[Bridget Todd]

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[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

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[Bridget Todd]

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[Nicole Garcia]

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[Kai]

What?

[Bridget Todd]

You can't prove that kind of stuff on Google.

[Drew]

I literally just Googled that. I'm not joking.

[Kai]

Oh, wow.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, your history showing.

[Kai]

Wait, are you in incognito mode?

[Drew]

No.

[Kai]

Why? Are you in incognito? No, my.

[Drew]

My phone's in night mode.

[Kai]

I love clocking everybody when they have incognito mode on. Kai doesn't have incognito mode.

[Drew]

It's not.

[Kai]

I just. If I watch. First of all, who's watching porn on safari anymore? Like, who is doing that?

[Bridget Todd]

Me. Where the are you going?

[Kai]

I read the magazines. I get knowledge.

[Drew]

Porn magazines?

[Kai]

Yes.

[Bridget Todd]

I don't know if those are necessarily knowledge.

[Kai]

I don't watch porn anymore.

[Bridget Todd]

I rarely do at this point in my life, too. But I also don't. Like, I. I don't really make time. I don't know if it was my Prozac, but, like, oh, my vibrator. Like, it literally feels like Woody. It's like, please play with me. Please. I'm right here. Hello. And I'm not kidding. Like, recently I've been like, oh, my God. Like, masturbating does sound like something I should do. Like, actually for health reasons. And I've knocked out with my vibrator in my bed just, like, multiple times, like, the past few months. Because I'll be like, yeah, I'm gonna do that. And then I'm watching something, and I'm like. And then I kind of just, like, doze off.

[Kai]

Yeah. Am I the only person that thinks porn is bad?

[Bridget Todd]

Wait, do you actually think so?

[Drew]

You actually are having a lot of hot takes this episode.

[Kai]

Yeah, I know.

[Bridget Todd]

Did you do mushrooms or something?

[Kai]

I. I did.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

I did mushrooms at LCD sound system.

[Bridget Todd]

Boom. Yeah, I just had a great.

[Kai]

I didn't actually. Or. I did. I took, like, a microdose of mushroom. Literally half of a microdose of a Mushroom pill. Literally didn't fill it, feel it at all, but didn't fill it. Drew Phillips. Wait, Dicks go in. Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

The other night, we were going to, like, my store. It's right up here. It was like, this Phillips store in the car with, like, Drew and some friends. He was like, guys, guys, I have to show you something.

[Kai]

I can't believe I've been working on this for years.

[Bridget Todd]

And it was literally just an empty store. And I forgot who asked this? I was like, what do you sell there? And you're like, nothing.

[Kai]

Nothing. I sell a fantasy, a dream. Come in and buy my dreams. No LCD sound system was so lit. Like, I haven't been to a concert actually, just, like, in a very long time. Like, I've been to, like, festivals and. But, like, I really thought about it. Like, I can't remember.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, I go to concert.

[Kai]

The last concert I went to before that, do you know, it had to have been with me, like, before Coachella or after Coachella and before LCD Sounds. It. I literally don't know what concerts I've been to, but that was so sick. If you get a chance to see them, watch them live, because they're all gonna die soon. I just can feel it.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

It's not old age. They're not old. I just can feel it. I'm saying. I'm not saying they're gonna die of old age.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God. No. No.

[Kai]

God takes everything I love from me. And if you're not. If you haven't been taken from me, then, well, like, I don't love you. Oh, my gosh.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm right here. I'm. I'm still here, but I didn't finish. What got Rue's attention was me. Like, you know, the dance, Like, I started doing that, and I'm not kidding. He, like, ran over to us and started, like, screaming. It was like.

[Kai]

Rue doing choreo choreography during a DJ set is amazing.

[Bridget Todd]

Him on those speakers. I love him so much. I would. I don't think I could ever afford it, but it would be my wish. Like, my one and only birthday wish. And I've never once given a. About my birthday. But if I could have RuPaul DJ my birthday party at some point, I'm not kidding. I'd be the happiest person. Also, just such a good dj. Like, I danced the whole time, and that's what, like, me. And I think also it was just enjoyable for my friend group because, like, it was all the music we like, so it was just like, oh. Oh, my gosh, bruh. It was amazing. And then I went home and I was in bed by 11pm, showered up and like in bed watching Spongebob.

[Kai]

I went out crazy last night. I'm literally so hungover right now. You want to. Didn't shower when I got home and I didn't brush my teeth. And then I woke up and didn't shower again. So I'm like, you brush your teeth? I brush my teeth.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

You're not showered right now?

[Kai]

No.

[Drew]

You look so good.

[Bridget Todd]

I don't think whether you look good or not has any is like an.

[Kai]

Your arms are fucking huge.

[Drew]

Really?

[Kai]

You're like swole as fuck you.

[Drew]

I've been working out more. More.

[Kai]

Can you like, put your arm like around me like this?

[Drew]

Yeah, I would love to do that.

[Bridget Todd]

That actually does sound really nice.

[Drew]

Oh, consent to tell that story. I told you Erewhon.

[Kai]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Drew]

So my friend texted me a screenshot of her friend that was like, basically.

[Kai]

Oh, my God, this is the craziest I've ever. And you're gonna freak the out.

[Drew]

Okay, so my friend's friend told my friend that she hooked up with this guy from Hinge, like a while ago after they banged.

[Kai]

She was like, he was like mid, but she was like, I want to be.

[Drew]

Yeah, she was like, horny. I like, want to this guy. What? So she fucks the guy and then.

[Kai]

After she's like, wait, what does fucks the guy mean?

[Drew]

What are you talking about?

[Kai]

What? What is that?

[Drew]

Intercourse.

[Kai]

What is that?

[Drew]

It's when people bang.

[Kai]

What is that?

[Drew]

When you get stuffed?

[Kai]

Oh, okay, okay, okay. When you get filled.

[Drew]

Yeah. Okay, so she fucks the guy. Afterwards, she's like, I want him to leave. Like, he's just annoying and weird and she's starting to have like post nut clarity, I guess. And I guess women get that. But anyway, so yeah, we all women.

[Bridget Todd]

Realize we've made mistakes. Yeah, that's the worst part, actually.

[Kai]

You don't even.

[Bridget Todd]

The worst part is you don't even.

[Kai]

Get to come when the women like literally can't.

[Drew]

They can't.

[Kai]

Because again, scientific.

[Drew]

I believe it. I'll believe it when I see it.

[Bridget Todd]

So a while goes by spreading the word of ck.

[Drew]

She. Okay, I'm just going to continue the story because this we're about to get.

[Bridget Todd]

To the good part.

[Drew]

She wakes up in the middle of the night and she's giving birth. Her water has broken.

[Bridget Todd]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're back up.

[Drew]

Yeah, no, there's actually nothing Else. Yes, she.

[Bridget Todd]

She had a cryptic pregnancy.

[Drew]

Yes. So I guess she had PCOS and like, would have like bloating and pain and all this stuff. And she had gone to the doctor and they were like, oh, you have pcos. It's like getting worse. So get on these meds. What had happened was she got pregnant and gave birth to this child the night of.

[Bridget Todd]

Next to this man?

[Drew]

No, this.

[Kai]

She like ghosted him out. Ghosted him?

[Drew]

She ghosted his baby.

[Kai]

His baby bro. Did she reach out? Do you know? Did they reconnect?

[Drew]

I think. I think she told him. But basically she hooked up with a mid guy on Hinge and then had.

[Kai]

A cryptic pregnancy nine months later. Oh, my God, I wish that upon all of my girls so badly. I want all of girls to get pregnant and have babies nine months later without realizing it because I think creating life is so special.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

I think we think all girls that I love should get pregnant. I'm praying they get pregnant in the next month.

[Drew]

Isn't that insane?

[Bridget Todd]

My. So me saying that as if that's not someone you know, like, come on, get a grip. Like, no, but that's awful. I. I do think, like, you can't. She will make the greatest lemonade of anybody who's been given.

[Kai]

Is she keeping the baby? Do you know?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, girl, the helge. Come on. Like, well, is he gonna be.

[Kai]

Is he gonna be in her life.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, when you get home?

[Drew]

I don't know.

[Bridget Todd]

I mean, size, but it's like not tight enough or big enough.

[Josiah]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Just waking up one day and having a baby.

[Drew]

Bro with like a man.

[Bridget Todd]

That's no commentary on what anybody should do with that damn baby. What? It's. You do whatever. I don't give a.

[Drew]

But this was a guy that she was like, oh, I hooked up with him. And then I really didn't like him because he started to be really weird and like, he started to like, say a lot of weird conservative ideology where he was like, talking about trans and gay people and she was like, I just. I'm just gonna ghost this guy. And that was the, like, second time she reached out to him was to tell him that she had a kid.

[Kai]

But she. So she's a loser prude because that was the last person she had sex with nine months ago.

[Drew]

I don't know. Think I don't know that. Again, this is someone who's one degree of separation from me. So I don't know this person.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God. What?

[Kai]

Also, I'm literally jk.

[Bridget Todd]

Terrifying. Wow, wow, wow. Wow.

[Kai]

Wow.

[Bridget Todd]

Wow. Now, that is a start to October, that tale you've just told us. Because that is crazy. That's literally terrifying. Oh, my God. I guess this is my first outfit for Halloween.

[Kai]

Oh, wow.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God. Shout out to the girl.

[Kai]

We need to.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm assuming it's a girl. It could be a boy. Boy. I don't really give a. Like, shout out to the person who made this.

[Nicole Garcia]

When she wore that stupid hat.

[Kai]

Speaking of the. My life is so boring right now that I'm literally, genuinely so excited to check for dog in the front yard every single day. Y'. All. We have. I mean, we've talked about it before, but, like, there has been an absurd amount of dog in our yard. Like a. Like a ridonkulous amount of dog. Like, no human. It's like. It's literally like going into a battlefield every single day to walk to my car because it's like landmines of dog. I. I can't. I can't count on my two hands how much dog I've stepped in.

[Bridget Todd]

Edge of summer in la, where it's like, out random spurts of heat and it's just cooking in the yard and it's so much. And also, I just feel like there's beef with our neighbors. We've talked about the neighbors.

[Kai]

I think it's like a hazing ritual almost.

[Bridget Todd]

I don't give a. Like, they are all far too old for that. It's war.

[Kai]

No, I'm not saying I. With it. Like, I feel like they're, like, hazing us and they're like, are they cool? Like, I don't know. Like, it's. It's in. It is inexcusable. It is ridiculous. Like, it is crazy how much dog is in our yard. Well. And you went outside to her car one day and was like, oh. Like, there's too far too much dog. So she finally had a nut.

[Bridget Todd]

I. I was having. I forgot what was happening that day. I was having such a day. Ah. I think I was just having a weird day. It was really odd. I was, like, kind of in a rush. I was back and forth a bunch of. I was already bothered and feeling very unlucky. And then I went to go put something in my car, and it was so hot outside that near my car, it smelled like a easy baked dog oven. And I was just, like. I ran upstairs and I had these signs that I bought forever ago because. Did we talk about that? Yeah, right. Yeah, we talked about the sign. But, yeah, I freaked out. And I wish I saw the day. I wish I saw.

[Kai]

But Inya wrote, like, the most schizophrenic, like, message. Like, her being like, pick it. Pick it up. Like, and it's like. It's like a wall of text. Like, you have to stand there for a minute to read.

[Bridget Todd]

Well, I was just mad. Like, they were getting the butt end of all of my anger. And also, I'm like, oh, my God, I really have grown a lot, because that's my angriest. Like, I'm kind of killing it. Oh, yeah. So we talked about this. We didn't talk about the sign. So I ended up putting the sign up because that day I was so angry. I went outside, I saw all the shit. There was more. So I started taking all these pictures, and I was just like, I, this needs to end. This needs to end. So I went upstairs and I wrote, you need to get a grip. Pick it up, please. There is just no world in which there should be this much dog on a single block. Please, like, for the love of both of us. This is not you. I know you.

[Josiah]

The real you.

[Bridget Todd]

The real you knows. If I witnessed you leaving your dog on a random yard back or not, your scary ass would pick it up. Please return to your true self. I love you. Your dog is disgusted with you. And that was my sign. And it worked.

[Kai]

And it worked, y'.

[Drew]

All.

[Bridget Todd]

They picked up.

[Kai]

I checked. I checked. Every single morning I woke up. It was like a ritual for, like, three days. I would get, like, I would go outside, check and see if there was dog out there in front of the sign, and it was still out there. And one final.

[Bridget Todd]

We were keeping up to see if there was new, too.

[Kai]

Yeah, we were keeping up with the new, and there's still no in our yard. And the person came by and picked it up. Or a person saw that and picked it up. Yeah. But crazy vibes where it's war. Now I'm gonna start taking shits in our neighbor's yawns. Like, I'm gonna start all over their yard.

[Bridget Todd]

Should we just get Azul's litter clumps and start throwing them in people?

[Kai]

Yeah, just throwing them at their windows. It splatters all over.

[Bridget Todd]

I was thinking about putting, like, a thank you sign, but I don't think anybody should be rewarded for that kind of bad behavior.

[Kai]

Yeah, it's the bare minimum.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Just pick up your dog.

[Bridget Todd]

Because if he wanted to, he.

[Kai]

What? He would.

[Bridget Todd]

Wow.

[Kai]

Well, something I've been wanting to talk about recently is the. The ideology of trusting your gut. It's like, oh, just trust your gut. Like, trust your gut. Mine is full of peanut butter and Takis, and that is a crazy and Red Bull. Like, I really should not be trusting my guy.

[Bridget Todd]

The Reese's Cups that you have might actually be good because of the parent trap when they were saying they eat Oreos with peanut butter.

[Kai]

Oh, I dip Oreos in peanut butter already.

[Bridget Todd]

Get over yourself.

[Kai]

No, I don't. I don't think I've talked about this.

[Bridget Todd]

Even though I'm saying that movie. I'm like, oh, I'm so sure your family loves each other so much. You're in the kitchen probably having fun and experimenting and, like, with playing.

[Drew]

Experimenting with your family. That's great.

[Bridget Todd]

No, with food.

[Kai]

Oh, whoa. That's kinky.

[Drew]

That is. That's kind of sexy.

[Kai]

Like sitting on cakes on a glass.

[Drew]

Table and farting on them.

[Bridget Todd]

What I'm doing for Kai's next birthday.

[Kai]

Is fart on his salad.

[Bridget Todd]

I would get.

[Drew]

Love that.

[Bridget Todd]

A crazy camera rig set up with glass and sit on a cake.

[Drew]

Are you serious, or are you with me? Because if you're serious, that's pretty awesome. And I would love that. And I would probably.

[Bridget Todd]

That would really do nothing for you. I actually think it would make you so uncomfortable, Kai.

[Drew]

You farting on a cake for me.

[Bridget Todd]

It like, you're becoming a bit, like, red. Just, like. I think it would actually make you a bit uncomfortable.

[Drew]

Yes, it actually. It would make me uncomfortable if you farted on a cake and then made me eat it. And that actually sounds horrible, and I wouldn't want to do that.

[Kai]

Kai does not want to do that, and I don't want to watch from the corner.

[Drew]

Yeah, and you. It would suck if somebody filmed it so I could watch me eating the fart cake just to get more out of this.

[Bridget Todd]

That doesn't even do anything. Also, that girl in that video had pants on.

[Drew]

Yoga pants.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, dude. So disgusting. It's actually so gross. We're losing Drew big time to his hangover, by the way.

[Kai]

No, I was just thinking about how purposeless my life is. Like, I have no passion. The. The only. The only sense of passion I've gotten in the last six months of my life was yesterday with Kai when he was teaching me how to dj, and I was like, oh, my gosh. Wait, this is like. Like, really fun. Like, I'm learning a new DJ'd for four hours. No, five. Five.

[Drew]

Five.

[Kai]

Yeah, 12 to 5. And we stayed in this tiny, stinky room that smelled like mildew for five hours DJing and it was so much fun. It was like time teleported. Like, when we're together, time flies by.

[Drew]

It's true. That is true. I think about that a lot.

[Kai]

It was.

[Bridget Todd]

So you think maybe you guys should just spend more time together and you might find that your days are more, like, full of.

[Drew]

I don't want life to go by too fast, though.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

So you'd rather sit in misery and let it drag out?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, wow.

[Drew]

Kinda.

[Kai]

I am so comfort comfortable in my misery right now. It feels so good.

[Bridget Todd]

No, like, I. I can't.

[Kai]

You get to do it, though.

[Bridget Todd]

I know, but I can't right now. I'm like, well, I've. Oh, I got misery to go to. I have plenty of misery to visit. But it's. I can't. I can't because it's, like, too easy. I like a battle. I like a bit of a battle. So I will fake my happiness until I find it. For real. For real. Because I was happy.

[Drew]

I really want to see the new PTA movie. One back shot after another or one battle after another.

[Kai]

Josh and Mason saw, and Mason said it's like the best movie he's ever seen.

[Drew]

My friend said it was like they.

[Kai]

Saw it two days in a row. They. And they want to go a third time on IMAX this week, so. And I was telling them we should pop you in there. Me, you, Mason and Josh.

[Drew]

I think my friend already got me.

[Kai]

A ticket to go imax.

[Drew]

I don't know.

[Kai]

It's probably not imax.

[Drew]

Probably. It's probably not because it was a girl who got me the ticket and she probably didn't think about stuff like that.

[Kai]

She doesn't know that's what guys think.

[Drew]

About specifications of film stock.

[Kai]

I relapsed on Tick Tock.

[Bridget Todd]

Is it like everything else you withhold? It's just like, what really changed?

[Kai]

Yeah, no, it actually made my life better.

[Bridget Todd]

Reels.

[Kai]

It made my life, like, significantly better that day.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, having Tick Tock.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, the relapse is always the best.

[Kai]

No, I literally was like, oh, wow. Tick Tock is fun and awesome. Like, I can't believe I've it liked, like, deprived myself of this luxury for so long. It's awesome, but I haven't used it since.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, really? Oh, that's kind of amazing.

[Kai]

Yeah, I'm like, I think I have a healthy relationship with it now, but also I've been just like, busy the past two days, three days since doing so much, like, working.

[Bridget Todd]

What were you doing the past two days? I feel like we have not hung out.

[Kai]

I know you've been places. I've been places.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God. Not too much even.

[Kai]

Places.

[Bridget Todd]

What's. What places are you at?

[Kai]

Me?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Oh, y' all don't want to know where I've been going? Yeah.

[Drew]

I can't believe you went without me. You know that's my favorite place.

[Kai]

Wait, did you actually just literally for 10 minutes last night before going to that birthday party, and then we went to another, like, party thing.

[Bridget Todd]

Damn. How long were you out?

[Kai]

I was out till 4am oh. And then I woke up naturally at 9 00am and like, I could literally smell the alcohol coming out of my pores and it made me so nauseous. Also last night. Oh my God. I can't believe I almost didn't talk about this last night. I had a heart out. 2:30. I was like, I'm not staying past this. And then 2:30 rolled around and I was like, wait, let's say three. And then it got to 3:30 and I was like nine drinks or eight drinks deep. And literally, like, I haven't been that drunk in so long. And I was like, oh, I like, need to go home. Like, I literally, like, I. I need help walking to get home. Like, I'm too drunk right now.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh my God.

[Kai]

We go home and then I'm like, oh, like earlier in the night I was like, I need to eat something after this. Like, I need. I need something to sop this food up. So we get home, it's like 4:30 at this point and like, we're waiting on the food that we ordered. The UVU jobber, postmates, driver stole the food. They stole the food. They stole my goddamn food.

[Bridget Todd]

So funny.

[Simone Boyce]

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[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

In early 1988, federal agents raced to track down the gang they suspect of importing millions of dollars worth of heroin into New York from Asia.

[Drew]

We had 30 agents race ready to go with shotguns and rifles and you name it.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

But what they find is not what they expected.

[Bridget Todd]

Basically your stay at home moms were picking up these large amounts of heroin. They go, is this your daughter?

[Kai]

I said, yes.

[Bridget Todd]

They go, oh, you may not see her for like 25 years.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

Caught between a federal investigation and the violent gang who recruited them, the women must decide who they're willing to protect and who they dare to betray.

[Bridget Todd]

Once I saw the gun, I tried to take his hand and I saw the flash of light.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

Listen to the Chinatown sting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts.

[Nicole Garcia]

It may look different, but Native culture is very alive. My name is Nicole Garcia, and on Burn Sage, Burn Bridges we aim to explore that culture.

[Bridget Todd]

It was a huge honor to become a television writer because it does feel oddly like very traditional. It feels like Bob Dylan going electric, that this is something we've been doing for like hundreds of years. You carry with you a sense of purpose and confidence.

[Nicole Garcia]

That's Sierra Teller Ornelas, who with Rutherford Falls, became the first Native showrunner in television history. On the podcast Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, we explore her story along with other Native stories, such as the creation of the first Native Comic Con or the importance of Reservation Basketball. Every day, native people are striving to keep traditions alive while navigating the modern world, influencing and bringing our culture into the mainstream. Listen to Burn sage, burn bridges on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your your podcasts.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

Hey, guys, it's Stephanie, Beatriz and Melissa Fumaro. And this is more better. We are jumping right in and ready to hear from you, your thoughts, your questions, your feelings about socks with sandals. And we're ready to share some possibly questionable advice and hot takes.

[Bridget Todd]

God sucks so hard though. I'm so sorry. Can you out petty them? Can you match their pettiness for funsies? Yeah, we had so much fun last season.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

Laughing, crying, talking to some new and old friends.

[Bridget Todd]

Remember when we were in that scene where you guys were just supposed to hug and I was standing? Oh, yeah. And I was like, can I also hug them? I'm like, this has no friends this time around.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

We are.

[Bridget Todd]

Say it, Melissa. Should I say it?

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

Getting a little more better.

[Bridget Todd]

Finally. It's all the dressing room talk you.

[Kai]

Loved in season one.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

All the things. Because aren't we all trying to get.

[Kai]

A little more better?

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

Listen to more better on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bridget Todd]

Would you go?

[Kai]

Literally, I. I've thought about this before because, like, that meme the chance to change your face. No, like, no, no. That fucking meme that I've been like, talking about posting, like, going and looking where like, you shouldn't and your feelings get hurt. Like, no, no. Like, I already did that in the last two weeks. No, I really don't.

[Bridget Todd]

I also, I grew up in a household where I had no sense of privacy. I wasn't allotted that privilege. So I really, I unironically think going in someone's phone is just like, not for me. It would make me feel too crazy. Also, I just really think that nothing. There's no phone that is clean. Like, there's no phone that doesn't hold something that's gonna hurt your feelings. Because also, if you're to the point where you're looking through a phone, sadly, it's like, heck, it's literally back to that. It's like a cryptic pregnancy.

[Kai]

It's like how the, like, that's so real. I never thought about that. But if you're like stalking a person, it's like wraps.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, once my OCD is putting to use for remembering. Remembering a following count. I know that was the night last.

[Kai]

Time I was here.

[Bridget Todd]

I just know it was like, no, that's crazy. Like, never, never, never, never. That's too much.

[Kai]

Where's Josiah?

[Bridget Todd]

He's rifling around in the house. I can hear him.

[Kai]

How did he get in?

[Bridget Todd]

He has a key. Mikey. So good.

[Kai]

Mikey, you're busting my balls, dude. I'm sorry.

[Bridget Todd]

Well, tell him to wake up.

[Kai]

I sent Kai a video. It's the art that was made of us in you.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, it's so good.

[Kai]

What's their name at HX N E Y T A E. I want that painting so bad, and I will put it above my fireplace because it is so sick.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, yeah, it's really nice.

[Kai]

The colors are so fire. So if you're selling, I'm buying.

[Bridget Todd]

If you're selling, you gotta pay to play, you know?

[Kai]

And if you're doing the guy who.

[Bridget Todd]

Hit my car, that's what he said. You gotta pay.

[Kai]

You gotta pay to play. And if you're ever gonna do an art show and you want to show that painting, I will ship it back.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, yeah, that'd be sweet, but I.

[Kai]

Really want that above our fireplace.

[Bridget Todd]

I mean, you're gonna have to pay a licensing fee for using our.

[Kai]

Yeah, you're over, sis. You're over.

[Bridget Todd]

Actually, I really would like to take you to the side in DMs and talk to you about using us.

[Drew]

Us.

[Bridget Todd]

Using us. Can you believe there are some people who actually, like, go that far?

[Kai]

Like, there are people who, like, I reposted. I filmed a YouTube video on my screen of someone restoring artwork, and I just filmed it, and then I put it on my story. And the youtuber that created the video DM'd me and was like, oh, wow. Stealing content. Like, you're gonna steal content and not credit me? Mind you, you could see his YouTube name and the title of the video in it. And I was like, you're a crazy person. You're a real crazy person. Do you know how often content of mine is stolen and recycled? You don't hear me complaining, babe. You should be thanking me.

[Bridget Todd]

They tried to stop us with the crypto. I feel like that was them trying to be like, guys, everyone, you have your piece. No sharing. And I'm like, this is public space. Like, the Internet has always been like a public library. Like, you don't put something there unless you want it in the library.

[Kai]

Exactly.

[Bridget Todd]

It was also.

[Kai]

I'm gonna go get Josiah. Joe, it's been a while.

[Bridget Todd]

I know. How long have y' all been filming? We've been like, ships in the night. Me And Josiah, We've been like ships in the night, eh?

[Josiah]

I washed my hair today.

[Bridget Todd]

It looks really good, actually.

[Kai]

It's actually really pretty and wavy. Yeah.

[Josiah]

If anyone's been wondering where I've been.

[Bridget Todd]

What the fuck is the shirt you're wearing? Is this a new addition?

[Josiah]

Yeah, it is. It's the PayPal logo with the Rada.

[Kai]

Yeah. Holding that baby.

[Josiah]

Oh, like this.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

That's what you should be for Halloween.

[Kai]

The baby.

[Josiah]

You should be the baby. And you should have, like, slumped. Like, chin like this.

[Kai]

Not too much of my girl.

[Bridget Todd]

I can't believe you're eating peanut butter into a microphone right now.

[Josiah]

Drew's had. Is that a new one? Drew? He's gone through three.

[Bridget Todd]

Where did they go? Are they going to your penis?

[Kai]

I don't want to know where it's going.

[Bridget Todd]

Is it going to your butt? Really?

[Kai]

No, no, no. I have. I have no ass. Also someone.

[Bridget Todd]

Literally, I have no ass either.

[Kai]

It's really about me not having.

[Josiah]

I haven't asked.

[Bridget Todd]

Wait. To you.

[Kai]

To me?

[Bridget Todd]

Like, in person?

[Kai]

Yeah. I was like, oh, wow.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, wow.

[Kai]

I know, but you don't get to say that.

[Bridget Todd]

I know. That's pushing it.

[Josiah]

That would really hurt my head. You have an ass. When you're face down, ass up, and there's no shorts on, you have an ass. I wish more people could see that.

[Kai]

Thank you.

[Josiah]

But sadly, it's only me who gets to see that. I haven't even been on the new set. They made me build this, y'.

[Kai]

All.

[Bridget Todd]

I know. And it took you so goddamn long. It was so annoying. Yeah. He it up so bad the first time, we almost sued him. I'm not kidding.

[Josiah]

Well, that's what you get when you pay me $5 an hour.

[Bridget Todd]

Is that not enough?

[Kai]

That is more than enough.

[Drew]

That's not enough.

[Josiah]

What am I gonna do?

[Bridget Todd]

Growing up. Remember on the news? Growing up, Remember on the news, they were like, oh, five. Five. That's a lot. Imagine. I just never see the news since then. No, no, no, dude.

[Kai]

Minimum wage still $8.

[Drew]

It is.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

That's like the federal minimum wage.

[Drew]

Yeah. In a lot of states.

[Josiah]

Well, in California, I think. California, it's, like, nearing 20, and that's still not livable. When I worked, it was. Was $10 an hour. That was it. But then by the time I was done working, it was like 15 or 14, which, like, that's. I mean, at my age, I was.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, you could get, like, a bowl from cava. No, not even a bowl from cava. You can't get Anything.

[Kai]

You can get a big gulp from 7 11.

[Josiah]

When I did Doordash for a while during the pandemic, a lot of weird stuff was happening to me. For real? No. There was, like, somebody who knew me. It was really uncomfortable.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember you saying that.

[Josiah]

It was like. But I was like, bruh, whatever. Like, she was like, are you just saying. I was like, no. And she was like, it says your name. And I was like, yes, it's me. I was like, But I'm like, what? Like, what?

[Bridget Todd]

Why are you. You asked to be like, don't do that to both of us right now. Don't do that to me. Like, you should have acted like that.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, that is what I should have done.

[Josiah]

But no, I just really was like, what do you want me to do?

[Bridget Todd]

Like, me doing something shameful. Like something that I'm like, well, no.

[Josiah]

It says your name.

[Kai]

I know it's you, bro.

[Josiah]

We're in cold stone right now. Like, please let me live.

[Kai]

Like, damn.

[Josiah]

I was just. I felt. But then I was like, you know what? Like, I gotta get my nut, you know? Like, I have to. I do.

[Bridget Todd]

It is real. It is real.

[Josiah]

I gotta get my fucking nut.

[Bridget Todd]

Shameful. As if that should be something you're ashamed like.

[Josiah]

And she looked at me like I was crazy. I'm like, what? Like, I don't make any fucking money. You think me posting on Instagram is making me money?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

Fucking right. Get real. Me posting up in a Harley Quinn wig with fucking assless chaps on is not making me any money.

[Kai]

Insert the picture, guy. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's not making me any money, but Catwoman did.

[Josiah]

Catwoman got me calls from some islands.

[Kai]

Big studios.

[Josiah]

Yes, from one specific island, Epstein Island. I can neither confirm nor deny I was there.

[Bridget Todd]

No, it's Chomps island now.

[Kai]

Yes, I do.

[Josiah]

Trunk bought it.

[Bridget Todd]

No, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy?

[Kai]

Trunk bought it.

[Bridget Todd]

You know what's crazy is they actually, at this point, they've allotted it through the system so well to get rid of Epstein island, that it's actually this random dude who won a Mr. Beast video owns it now.

[Josiah]

That's not true.

[Bridget Todd]

I'm not kidding.

[Kai]

Mr. Beast auctioned.

[Bridget Todd]

Yes. No, I'm kidding. I just made that.

[Josiah]

I do like the channel.

[Bridget Todd]

I just made that all up. I just made that all up. Sorry. Don't sue me, Mr. Beast. I feel like he would sue somebody.

[Josiah]

He might.

[Kai]

Where's the news in the media? Josiah, what's new?

[Josiah]

Literally nothing. I Got a new job as.

[Kai]

Okay, okay.

[Josiah]

I got a new job as a nurse.

[Kai]

What do you want to cook?

[Bridget Todd]

I've never seen you in basketball shorts. It's a bit odd.

[Josiah]

I have so many pairs of them. They're like huge. Most of them go down to like deer.

[Bridget Todd]

Also.

[Josiah]

Wait, yeah, I'm in shorts on camera.

[Kai]

Just blur his legs.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, blur his legs.

[Kai]

Put a blur over his body.

[Josiah]

I don't want to give it away for free.

[Kai]

You have been playing a new game.

[Josiah]

Minecraft.

[Kai]

No, the nurse game.

[Josiah]

Oh, actually I have.

[Kai]

He put me on get this game.

[Josiah]

No, it's one where they. You would actually probably like it. You go, you get patience and you in the er.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, I need. I need some patience.

[Josiah]

And you have to basically stabilize. It's very realistic. And it starts beeping. Is it like you have to diagnose them?

[Bridget Todd]

Would I want to like make myself anxious? No, I'm kind of tapped out of that behavior.

[Josiah]

What if, though? What if you ended up in a end world scenario? You end up in the hospital and there's no doctors. They're like, can anybody help? Then you could be like, I could help a little bit.

[Kai]

Trained on my iPhone.

[Josiah]

That's like why I play Fortnite too. I'm like, well, if they ever do bring the draft back and I have no choice, at least I would have a little bit of a leg up.

[Bridget Todd]

Because of the fact that like I.

[Josiah]

Play Minecraft in case you have to build.

[Bridget Todd]

It's never come in handy. And these actually so many times where you need to build something.

[Josiah]

True. The peanut butter has to go. You keep it by your bed. I have a picture of Kyle. Send you the picture. It's disgusting. By his bed, two tubs of peanut butter with the spoon on the floor.

[Drew]

It's also Skippy, which is like frosty.

[Josiah]

Like, you know the, like, like icy brand. An icy sour squeeze candy that squeezes sour gel into your mouth that I.

[Bridget Todd]

Got from Lucky Strike four months ago.

[Josiah]

That was yours?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

Did you give it to Drew?

[Bridget Todd]

It once was mine. I bought it. I bought it on a really good one. I was at Lucky Strike is like time of my life. I was two drinks in.

[Josiah]

Come on.

[Kai]

It was never mine to begin with.

[Bridget Todd]

You were never mine to begin with.

[Kai]

But yeah.

[Josiah]

I don't know who owns Epstein island now though. I think it probably belongs to the government.

[Bridget Todd]

I think Kai owns it.

[Drew]

I don't own.

[Josiah]

There is actually someone interesting.

[Bridget Todd]

That's what I'm saying. The second we started talking about that.

[Josiah]

Kai, who has the last name Epstein.

[Bridget Todd]

Kai. Kai Epstein.

[Josiah]

No, there's somebody in LA who has the last name Epstein.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, I've met a couple people.

[Josiah]

You know who I'm talking about? Yeah. And I'm like, okay, now you are the one who was the son of what's his name? Jeffrey.

[Drew]

I don't know if it was his son.

[Josiah]

Jeffrey Dahmer Epstein. Now what's the difference between John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy?

[Bridget Todd]

One's gay, one straight.

[Josiah]

Was one a cowboy? For real, though?

[Bridget Todd]

I don't know. Who is John Wayne?

[Drew]

John Wayne's a fictional character.

[Bridget Todd]

I think John Wayne isn't real.

[Drew]

I think he was a fictional John Wayne.

[Josiah]

Gacy was very real. Let me tell you. My mom could tell you that.

[Bridget Todd]

That, well, yeah, John Wayne survived.

[Kai]

Who's Dwayne Reed?

[Bridget Todd]

Basketball.

[Josiah]

Dwayne Reed. Wait, Dwayne Reed is at the store in New York? In California. We don't have any other pharmacies now it's just cvs. They killed Rite Aid. Rite Aid is done. They forwarded all my prescriptions to cvs. Now I have to go to cvs.

[Kai]

Did they get overpriced? Wait, what's Rite Aid going to do on pharmacy? What? It's going to become Rite Aid? The. The store on Largemont?

[Bridget Todd]

Cuz it's dead as D. Probably a Walmart. Like at this rate. I don't know, like, what are they going to put?

[Josiah]

They probably put a City Target there. E. I hate City Target. There's no point. Dude, what's the point?

[Bridget Todd]

Second O. I hate City Targets.

[Josiah]

There's just no point. There's nothing there. Anything that you want there.

[Kai]

Remember the last time I went to a City Target?

[Bridget Todd]

Target in general hasn't been an enjoyable place for like a really long time.

[Josiah]

No, no, no.

[Kai]

Like, if you had popcorn and pizza, what happened to that?

[Bridget Todd]

It felt like they.

[Kai]

Where's the whimsy?

[Bridget Todd]

Felt like they used to have windows. Does that make sense? Like, it was never a store that had windows, but, like, it felt like a place that had windows.

[Kai]

Did y' all hear that? Like, Walmart's installing a frequency of lighting. Oh, yeah. Or a wavelength of lighting that, like, is literally, like, supposed to make you like, panicked and anxious so you like, run around.

[Bridget Todd]

This is true.

[Josiah]

I've heard like a lot of people talking about this.

[Kai]

You run around, around and just grab a bunch of that you don't need because you want to leave. You want to get out so bad.

[Josiah]

It's low key. Smart. Drew, how the do you sit in this chair?

[Kai]

I don't know.

[Bridget Todd]

I love it.

[Kai]

I don't know, dude.

[Bridget Todd]

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love, love it. Like, we are really getting with the. We get up to as humans. Like, irl, like, over well, Walmart.

[Kai]

They Walmart day.

[Josiah]

For real, though. They do. They were the evil. They were the biggest company in the world. I'm serious. Look up their net worth. They're the biggest fucking company.

[Bridget Todd]

It's because they don't edit any commercials. They're all one tank.

[Kai]

It's because they edit their commercials themselves.

[Josiah]

I like it. I'm genuinely like, I'm upset about that because y' all brought that up in the podcast. Y' all talk about shit like that about me when I'm not here on this podcast. So I have people coming to me in my comments, my DMs, emails, live comments. Oh, do you know that Ellen saved so much on her editors? Or do you know that spray on bitches are like, whatever? And I'm like, what the fuck? How do you know Rayon bitches.

[Bridget Todd]

Well, lest we ever forget to Drew, okay, we have to think of vine, because I'm trying to think, like, I.

[Josiah]

Know I have some, like, your.

[Bridget Todd]

Like, my barns.

[Josiah]

Were you on Vine?

[Kai]

No, no, she said mine.

[Josiah]

Oh, Anya. She has a few.

[Bridget Todd]

The face, but the face is kind of harder.

[Kai]

The face. Insert the face with the vine. Boom sound effect.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, the bass is a good one, but yours is the. The, like, the big bear shine. You kind of like. Yours is so good because there's like, a whole, like, theatrical sense to it feels like in Wicked when, like, Elphaba realizes people really do see her for, like.

[Josiah]

Are you talking about when he was trying to read Orion?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, his br.

[Josiah]

Anything.

[Kai]

Brains aren't anything.

[Josiah]

Well, there's also. Oh, that would have not been chill.

[Bridget Todd]

Okay.

[Kai]

Would it not been chill is fire me.

[Bridget Todd]

Drew and Josie were filming this show we had called Field Trip, and we were all in this rv, and it was after a full day of filming. And we're, like, being told, just get more B roll. Just get more B roll. Just get more B roll. Which is like, dude, what the Are we recording at this point? And Drew was, like, vlogging himself and giving a tour of the RV and.

[Kai]

Almost fell that we were gonna sl.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah. Or was I ever gonna sleep there?

[Kai]

Yeah, we were all three going to.

[Josiah]

Yeah. But we all ended up getting a hotel, which I don't even have recollection of my memory of sleeping during that trip because we went to the middle of nowhere.

[Kai]

Yeah, we were in the Middle of nowhere. The hotel was really, like, Drew almost.

[Josiah]

Fell out the door of the rv.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, that's what happened.

[Josiah]

While filming himself doing a tour.

[Kai]

I'm, like, giving a van tour, and I'm in the stairwell leaning on the fucking door, and then the owner of the property comes up and, like, knocks on the door and opens it. It. And, like, I fly. I was so scared. And then I said, that would have not been.

[Josiah]

And my favorite part, though. Yeah, that's my favorite part is him reenacting it and be like, oh.

[Bridget Todd]

You, like, redo it.

[Josiah]

Please put the clip in.

[Kai]

Yeah, actually, I'm just gonna walk in through the front door. Oh, my God. Imagine I just fell out. That would have not been chill. But anyways.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Josiah]

Oh, you guys.

[Kai]

Sorry. Yeah, that was mortifying. Oh, the. All of, like, you know what? Know what episode? I thought about a field trip recently where I was like, whoa, what the Was. That was the art show? Was that a pilot did that?

[Josiah]

That was a pilot that never came out. And that weird guy who wanted to kill me.

[Bridget Todd]

Upload or.

[Josiah]

Yeah, it never got uploaded.

[Bridget Todd]

Live tonight. It's Jimmy K to you, like, carrying that clip. I'm not kidding. Can you go on a press tour for that clip?

[Kai]

Yeah, the. Would it not been chill?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, I'm not kidding.

[Kai]

Magnum opus. Yeah.

[Bridget Todd]

That's my favorite clip of you ever. Like, oh, my God.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. When I die. Play that.

[Josiah]

Oh, Drew, if you die before us.

[Bridget Todd]

That would not be chill.

[Josiah]

We would go crazy at the funeral.

[Kai]

No, that's what I'm saying.

[Josiah]

We would do these crazy.

[Kai]

Y' all thought Charlie Kirk's wake or whatever the that was was over the top. Genuinely, I need to make this very clear. That was the most insane, scary thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Jimmy Kur Kirk's or Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk's like, wake his wife walking out of fireworks.

[Bridget Todd]

Dude, it was literally. It's like the thing.

[Josiah]

It's crazy joke about.

[Kai]

No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying is, like, best believe that my funeral. I'm going on tour. There will be fireworks at every show. Pyro.

[Josiah]

Wait, your. Your body is going on tour?

[Kai]

Yes. And you know. You know, brat, when she rose up on that platform, like on Brat World Tour, I'm gonna be rising up, but I'm gonna be taxidermied.

[Josiah]

So I'm like, that's what I really want to be taxidermy or mummified so I can stand up in, like, a Pose or something like a malleable metal.

[Bridget Todd]

If he's making stop and stop motion animations with your body.

[Josiah]

Oh, if we can swivel his arms, that would be great.

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, we're gonna get you. We're gonna make you, Angie, get up.

[Josiah]

To some free freaky, though, after a while.

[Kai]

Yeah, make it. Make sure I'm.

[Josiah]

She would make the fingers, like.

[Bridget Todd]

There you go. Yeah. Oh, I saw RuPaul last night.

[Josiah]

Yeah, I know. I saw that.

[Kai]

How?

[Josiah]

What happened?

[Bridget Todd]

He loved me. Me. That's so full of my.

[Josiah]

Did you actually talk to him?

[Bridget Todd]

I think he did love our friend group.

[Josiah]

Did you bring up the fracking thing or.

[Bridget Todd]

No, no, we did not speak to him. Like, I'm being. I'm joking. He doesn't love me. He doesn't know who I am. Them.

[Kai]

Like, I brought up. I brought up that RuPaul was a fracker the other day to some gay man, and he literally had no idea what I was talking about. And I was like, you're not gay.

[Josiah]

Yeah, everyone knows about that.

[Kai]

RuPaul's fracking.

[Josiah]

RuPaul's always fracking.

[Kai]

It's.

[Bridget Todd]

I just can't stop cracking.

[Kai]

I just can't stop fracking.

[Josiah]

And if you asked her about that, that's probably how she would say it. She'd be like, I just can't stop fracking. She'd, like, genuinely make a joke of it and, like, be charming, and you'd be like. Like, it just happened.

[Kai]

I love RuPaul.

[Josiah]

I think I love her.

[Bridget Todd]

It was amazing.

[Drew]

Yeah, but she's.

[Kai]

I just found out today that RuPaul is gay. On the episode. There's a clip of it.

[Bridget Todd]

We got it live. Wait, it was live?

[Kai]

Wait, wait.

[Josiah]

RuPaul is gay?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

RuPaul's not gay. RuPaul just dresses up.

[Drew]

I looked it up. It says that he's gay.

[Josiah]

Paul's not gay.

[Bridget Todd]

AI, answer. Did you look through a few links and articles?

[Drew]

No, I. I checked the link.

[Josiah]

Why can't I Google normal anymore? I fucking Google everything.

[Bridget Todd]

Because they want you to lose your critical thinking skills. That is literally all it is. They want you to get lazy as shit and just rely on whatever gets told to you and believe it.

[Kai]

We're in an arms race for AI, and the can of worms has been opened and it's not gonna stop.

[Josiah]

Why don't they just get rid of it?

[Bridget Todd]

That's what I want, bro.

[Kai]

The other countries are already developing theirs, okay?

[Bridget Todd]

Who care?

[Josiah]

You know who I know who's not developing?

[Bridget Todd]

Like, what What. What does that have to do with us? What does half of this have to do with us?

[Kai]

AG1 for what?

[Josiah]

Athletic greens?

[Kai]

No, wait.

[Drew]

Doing a read right now.

[Kai]

No, what is.

[Drew]

What's it called?

[Kai]

The thing that every AI company is racing for.

[Drew]

Oh, AGI.

[Kai]

AGI.

[Josiah]

What is AGI?

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, that's the new Charlie XCX album with AG Cook.

[Drew]

Yeah. It's the point where AI is like. Like as smart as a person, basically, and is as capable as.

[Josiah]

It's smarter than me.

[Bridget Todd]

I was going to say the problem is too, like, really, what are we basing, like, intelligence on at this point? I think that is, like, the biggest.

[Josiah]

I'm the baseline, like, the lower baseline or the.

[Kai]

The. The upper echelon.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh.

[Josiah]

Oh, well, damn all. I think we'll be safe from the AI.

[Bridget Todd]

One brain out of our, like, everyone we know. I don't know whose brain I would pick.

[Kai]

Not mine. Not mine.

[Bridget Todd]

No, not yours, probably. Like. I wouldn't do that. No, I wouldn't.

[Kai]

I'm probably picking Kai's, honestly.

[Josiah]

No, honestly, he went to college.

[Bridget Todd]

I wouldn't take Kai's brain. But that's what I'm saying is we're starting to, like, misconstrued, like, academic intelligence.

[Josiah]

For overall intelligence, critical thinking and, like.

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, And I feel like that is my issue with AI and it's always been because. To be. Yeah. Honestly. Yeah.

[Josiah]

She seems like the most well rounded. Like.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

I'm like.

[Kai]

Yeah, I wouldn't.

[Josiah]

You got your. Oh.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

I would probably pick my own brain. Oh, let me finish your brain, because I love my. Wait, guys, guys. So y' all heard of the takes that bite you and make you allergic to me, right?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Okay, how about this? Instead of a wet T shirt contest, it's a wet brain contest. And you make her read books.

[Josiah]

What the. Are you talking about a bug that bites you and makes you allergic to me. And then we get to the wet T shirt.

[Kai]

It's a tick, Joe.

[Bridget Todd]

It's real.

[Josiah]

I thought they gave you Lyme disease.

[Kai]

Well, no, there's one that maybe there would.

[Bridget Todd]

There isn't a Lyme disease.

[Josiah]

What the fuck is Lyme's disease?

[Kai]

I think it's made up. I think.

[Josiah]

I don't think I've. I've never met anybody. I think Justin Bieber has it.

[Kai]

Yeah. I don't think it's actually made up.

[Josiah]

But Selena has lupus. I learned that recently. And that's really sad.

[Kai]

You just learned that? Yeah, no, Lupus is really dark.

[Josiah]

I know. It's like It'll literally eat away your body.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Lyme's disease. I think one of my brothers has Lyme's disease.

[Bridget Todd]

I think I have it.

[Josiah]

You have Lyme disease.

[Kai]

You got limes disease.

[Josiah]

You got the.

[Bridget Todd]

I just can't stop putting lime on all my food, in my pho, on.

[Kai]

My meat, all my disease.

[Josiah]

How do you sit on this chair, dude? I mean, it sucks, man.

[Bridget Todd]

What?

[Josiah]

This chair is terrible.

[Bridget Todd]

You look comfy.

[Kai]

Yeah, you look.

[Josiah]

Really?

[Bridget Todd]

Yeah, you look good.

[Josiah]

I want you to look at the footage back. Back after this. Oh, I can't believe I have my legs on camera.

[Bridget Todd]

We'll cover them, Josiah. Also, we got to wrap this up because I stink bad.

[Kai]

You actually don't.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, I'm. I've. I want to put my arm up so bad. But I'm like.

[Kai]

You. I swear to God. You don't.

[Josiah]

Wait, y', all, look. Look what I'm doing.

[Bridget Todd]

My everything.

[Josiah]

I'll give you everything, baby. I want to see her bad.

[Kai]

How did you get that so quickly?

[Bridget Todd]

And cuz, it's like. Cuz.

[Kai]

Wait, what?

[Josiah]

Is it because we're real Ari fans.

[Bridget Todd]

No, it's my Ariana Grande. The second you're not. You don't get to go.

[Josiah]

Drew actually doesn't care about Wicked.

[Bridget Todd]

He doesn't care about Ariana.

[Josiah]

You don't care about Wicked?

[Bridget Todd]

No.

[Josiah]

We're gonna go see the new one.

[Kai]

She's spreading misinformation and lies. I love Wicked.

[Josiah]

I knew you.

[Kai]

I just don't give a fuck about Arianka like that.

[Bridget Todd]

Okay, my media of the week. Honestly, I, I really don't have anything. I've been listening to the same music over and over again. That's the one facet of my life that I've been in like, like a really big rut in. So I, I, I have no music to share. Someone please share something with me. Preferably somebody who I am kind of attracted to and wants to make me a playlist.

[Kai]

You should listen to Death Grips.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, my God. That reminds me of this Tik tok that I wanted to post when the Pope died, but it was like, right after Kai.

[Josiah]

You know what? You're in my phone.

[Drew]

As what?

[Josiah]

Grippy.

[Drew]

No, I'm not grippy.

[Kai]

J.J. grippy.

[Drew]

There's no way that's what I am.

[Josiah]

Cuz he's grippy. He's got that gorilla.

[Bridget Todd]

Where are you? Sl October.

[Josiah]

Yes, y'.

[Kai]

All.

[Josiah]

This episode's going to be eight hours long.

[Bridget Todd]

We're going to sleep on stream.

[Kai]

My media is all I want to do. Parenthesis Take your money human part rata arca and the bomb. The Bucketheads. This is the last song I was listening to too. And I've also still been listening to Midnight sun. Legitimately. One of the greatest songs ever made.

[Josiah]

Is that Zara Larson. She was in LA just now at.

[Kai]

Barnes and Oh, I'm so sad I missed it.

[Josiah]

I went.

[Kai]

Death grip shirt.

[Josiah]

Look, Kai, you got the new iPhone.

[Bridget Todd]

My tick tock that it was like.

[Josiah]

Do you like it?

[Bridget Todd]

So the Pope died.

[Drew]

I think it's really ugly.

[Bridget Todd]

Am I the new Pope?

[Kai]

The cameras are hard. It's hard part you are giving Pope Josiah. Media Kai. Media?

[Josiah]

I don't have any media.

[Kai]

You won't even say me.

[Josiah]

Oh, Drew is my media. Like what?

[Kai]

Also you. Hahaha. By Charlie XCX.

[Josiah]

No, I do love Drew, but I'm like what? How would you be my media? You're standing right in front of me.

[Bridget Todd]

True Romance has and will always be my favorite album by Caroline.

[Josiah]

Caroline?

[Kai]

You lied.

[Josiah]

No. Caroline. What is Caroline?

[Bridget Todd]

Dude, he doesn't know lyrics. Don't.

[Josiah]

Mine is the. My media of the week is the gluten free pizza crust from Holy Gluten. The mini ones.

[Kai]

I love those.

[Josiah]

And Chick Fil A.

[Bridget Todd]

That's what I've been doing is tinned sardines.

[Kai]

I need to know if my mom took Tylenol Fishy Fishy when she was pregnant with me.

[Josiah]

Oh, she definitely did.

[Kai]

Babe, it's 11:00pm there. You think she's gonna.

[Bridget Todd]

Why are you waking her up for this?

[Kai]

It's very actually really important.

[Josiah]

We already know the answer.

[Bridget Todd]

Hi. What's your media?

[Josiah]

Oh, why does she have that British man too speaking her voicemail? Who do. Who is that?

[Kai]

What the. I'm gonna. I'm gonna scare you.

[Bridget Todd]

You should just. Don't. Drew.

[Josiah]

Why would you do that? She's in a different state. Don't say that.

[Bridget Todd]

That.

[Kai]

Mom, I'm in the hospital. Mom. I wish you were there.

[Josiah]

Mama Bertram.

[Bridget Todd]

My Mama Bertram. Kai, what's your media?

[Drew]

It's Viy Vi Viy by Sophie. But this part. The end part.

[Kai]

Shake him.

[Drew]

This is the good. That's it.

[Bridget Todd]

Oh, I want to dance. I want to keep dancing.

[Kai]

Y' all should.

[Josiah]

We should pray for me.

[Bridget Todd]

Y' all pray. Make a dance for us.

[Kai]

No. Dancing needs to make a comeback. All right, bye.

[Simone Boyce]

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[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

In early 1988, federal agents raced to track down the gang they suspect of importing millions of dollars worth of heroin into New York from Asia.

[Drew]

We had 30 agents ready to go.

[Kai]

With shotguns and rifles and you name it.

[Bridget Todd]

Five, six white people pushed me in the car. I'm going, what the hell? Basically your stay at home moms were picking up these large amounts of heroin. All you gotta do is receive the package. Don't have to open, just accept it. She was very upset, crying. Once I saw the gun, I tried to take his hand and I saw the flash of light.

[Narrator/Host (Chinatown Sting)]

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[Nicole Garcia]

It may look different, but native culture is alive. My name is Nicole Garcia and on Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, we aim to explore that culture somewhere along the way.

[Kai]

It turned into this full fledged award winning comic shop.

[Nicole Garcia]

That's Dr. Lee Francis IV who opened the first Native comic book shop. Explore his story along with many other Native stories on the show. Burn Sage, Burn Bridges Listen to Burn Sage, Burn bridges on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bridget Todd]

I just think the process and the journey is so delicious. That's where all the good stuff is. You just can't live and die by the end result.

[Josiah]

Result.

[Simone Boyce]

That's comedian Phoebe Robinson. And yeah, those are the kinds of gems you'll only hear on my podcast, the Bright side. I'm your host, Simone Boyce. I'm talking to the brightest minds in entertainment, health, wellness and pop culture. And every week we're going places in our communities, our careers and ourselves. So join me every Monday and let's find the Bright side together. Listen to the Bright side on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an I heart podcast.