Drew and Enya Want To Have A Baby

Summary

Emergency Intercom – Episode Summary: "Drew and Enya Want To Have A Baby"

Released on September 23, 2022, "Emergency Intercom" hosted by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips dives into a blend of hilarious anecdotes, personal struggles, and light-hearted banter. In this episode titled "Drew and Enya Want To Have A Baby," the hosts navigate through technical mishaps, friendship dynamics, media frustrations, and their thoughts on parenthood.

---

Technical Troubles and Podcast Challenges

The episode kicks off with immediate technical issues as Drew and Enya return to their recording setup after an interruption. Enya mentions having a sore throat from playing Fortnite the previous night, setting a comedic tone for their challenges ahead.

Enya (01:24): “I have a very bad sore throat... Who made it worse?”

Drew expresses frustration over their lack of proper equipment, highlighting their reliance on borrowed cameras and the absence of their collaborator Kai, who is in Mexico.

Drew (02:18): “We have to buy Josh a new camera and just buy ourselves a fucking camera so we have our own camera.”

Friendships and Group Dynamics

A significant portion of the conversation revolves around their tight-knit friend group. Enya and Drew reminisce about their friends—Josh, Orion, Lucas, and Christian—and the irreplaceable bond they share.

Enya (49:42): “I genuinely cannot imagine a life without the friend group we have... It’s just family.”

They discuss the challenges of maintaining friendships over time and distances, emphasizing their commitment to staying connected despite busy lives.

Parenting Perspectives and Humorous Takes

The hosts delve into discussions about parenting, spurred by conversations about Julia Fox's statements on parenthood. They humorously explore the fears and misconceptions surrounding becoming parents.

Drew (10:36): “I would literally be like, what do you want? Like, tell me what you want.”

Enya shares an amusing anecdote about witnessing a child's loud screams on a flight, reflecting on the chaos and humor that often accompany parenting.

Enya (12:39): “...a five-year-old was screaming so loud. And I feel like when I was 15, I had that aggression...”

Media Frustrations and Social Platforms

Enya and Drew express their frustrations with modern media platforms like TikTok, particularly focusing on issues like unauthorized use of content and the overwhelming nature of social media interactions.

Drew (53:08): “It could be something AS a collaboration with Balenciaga, and I want it so bad.”

They touch upon the demise of Finsta, reminiscing about its role in fostering deep, albeit parasocial, relationships during their younger years.

Drew (35:24): “Finsta died in 2019. It was one of the greatest Internet moments of all time.”

Mental Health and Personal Struggles

The conversation takes a heartfelt turn as Drew opens up about his experiences with auditory hallucinations and the impact they've had on his life. Enya responds with concern, highlighting the importance of mental health awareness.

Drew (54:19): “...I'll have really gnarly auditory hallucinations. It's hard to explain.”

Enya shares her own coping mechanisms, such as imagining different scenarios to fall asleep, showcasing their vulnerability and the comedic side of handling personal challenges.

Music, Concerts, and Pop Culture

Music enthusiasts at heart, Enya and Drew discuss their favorite artists and concert experiences. They recount memorable performances by Stereo Lab and their admiration for performers like Mia Goth and Lady Gaga.

Drew (62:08): “...Stereo Lab was like, oh, maybe one of the best things I've ever witnessed in person...”

Their passion for music is evident as they explore the transformative power of live performances and the emotional connections they forge through shared musical experiences.

Closing Thoughts and Future Plans

As the episode winds down, Enya and Drew reflect on the importance of their podcast and the support from their listeners. They humorously contemplate future changes to their setup while reaffirming their commitment to continue creating content.

Enya (69:24): “Keep us posted. But just know, at the end of the day, we will do what we want.”

Drew and Enya bid farewell with their signature blend of humor and sincerity, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating future episodes.

---

Notable Quotes:

• Enya (02:54): “Tripod.”

• Drew (05:45): “I'm used to the piece being on there, and I can manhandle this tripod because it's a nice tripod.”

• Enya (09:19): “Sometimes I find myself being really mean, and I can't stop myself. And then I realize it's because I need to go to therapy.”

• Drew (19:55): “I was gonna microdose Trisha Paytas's placenta, but it just fell through for some reason.”

• Enya (57:14): “I was in this hotel room... I really like that song.”

---

Conclusion "Drew and Enya Want To Have A Baby" is a testament to the chemistry and candidness that "Emergency Intercom" is celebrated for. Through laughter, shared frustrations, and genuine conversations, Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips offer listeners an engaging and relatable experience, all while navigating the humorous complexities of friendship and life’s unexpected challenges.

Transcript

[Ryan Seacrest]

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and safeway. Now through June 24th. Score hot summer savings and earn four times the points. Look for in store tags on Items like Pepsi 2 liter bottles, poppy prebiotic sodas, all laundry detergent, and Kinder's seasoning blend. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in store or online. For easy drive up and go pickup or delivery subject to availability restrictions. Visit Albertsons or Safeway.com for more details.

[Drew]

Disaster just struck.

[Enya]

Disaster struck.

[Drew]

I think we have audio recording of it happening.

[Enya]

No, I had stopped it when it had fallen. Yeah, because. Or.

[Drew]

Or like, did you get the fallen.

[Enya]

No, I didn't. I didn't get anything because I. I stopped it when you walked away because I was like, oh, I'm gonna start it so we could clap. We just broke, so. Okay, first of all, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Here's a few updates. One, I have a very bad sore throat, so if I seem a little more dim, it's because I'm literally. I played Fortnite last night and I screamed a bunch. Who made it worse?

[Drew]

She's actively getting me sick. That's the thing is she is freaking me out. But we're back in our set, though.

[Enya]

Finally back home. Home sweet home. And disaster struck immediately.

[Drew]

Like. Like, I'm not joking. Like, it was the most angering thing I've ever experienced in my entire life. Like, it's actually insane that I didn't have a full blown meltdown and that I'm able to sit in this chair five minutes after and perform because, like, that was so fucking annoying. Like, just thinking about it is actually pissing me off.

[Enya]

So to clarify, we still have yet to buy a camera for this podcast, which was the first bad move. We've been using Josh's camera and Kai isn't here because he's in fucking Mexico.

[Drew]

Literally. No idea why.

[Enya]

Yeah, I don't know why.

[Drew]

We texted him yesterday, like, we're record a late episode this week. And he was like, oh, I didn't think we were doing an episode this week. I'm in Mexico City.

[Enya]

Which is like bad communication on every part. Like, literally I had a false flag that I might not make it for an episode and then like, I just didn't communicate. Well, whatever. Besides the point. But the tripod piece that holds the camera still is in Kai's book bag and we don't have another tripod piece, so I just, like balanced it on the tripod, which is what it's doing right now, which is not what we.

[Drew]

Should be doing again, But I put a pillow for underneath it, so if it falls again, it gets caught.

[Enya]

But basically, Josh has two of the same camera because that's how he used to shoot his old videos on these cameras. And one of them felt literally face first right on the lens and shook something out. And we'll show you what that video looks like. Oh, that. Actually, you did get that video on fall, so you probably have audio of it, because what happened was Drew went and hit record and, like, tipped the camera over, and it fucking hit the phone.

[Drew]

I'm used to the. The piece being on there, and I can manhandle this tripod because it's a nice tripod.

[Enya]

Tripod.

[Drew]

It wasn't on there. So the $2,000 camera that's not ours just exploded into a million pieces. So now we're using Josh's second camera that we are also putting at risk. And on top of that, we have to buy him a new camera and just buy ourselves a fucking camera so we have our own camera. Actually, at this point, I'm like, no, Like, I'm not.

[Enya]

I'm using Azul right now, for the first time in her life, is trying to get around the tripod, and she never once is in here when we're filming. But because I gave her some turkey, and she smells the turkey that's on the counter, she's probably gonna knock this camera over, literally. But all of that to say we're very happy to be back home. I'm so happy to be back in my bed, to be back with Azul, who loves me so much. Julia Fox is a genius.

[Drew]

We love Julia Fox. We were talking about Julia Fox all morning.

[Enya]

Yeah, she's.

[Drew]

She's like my muse.

[Enya]

Like, I guess I'm museless.

[Drew]

I guess I'm useless.

[Enya]

That is me, though. I literally am useless. Like, I just. I figure it out myself.

[Drew]

I don't even know what a muse is.

[Enya]

A muse is, like, somebody who basically, like, drives the passion for your art or, like, is kind of, like, the inspiration.

[Drew]

So, like, myself is my muse.

[Enya]

No, your muse would be, like, Lady Gaga or Lana Del Rey, you know, other flamboyant figure.

[Drew]

Yeah. Mm. No, I'm not claiming your muse as.

[Enya]

Those women when you literally are dressed the way you are.

[Drew]

Yeah, look, that's what I. That's what I've decided is I'm going white T shirt, blue jeans, pair of shoes, and a baseball cap. And that's My outfit for the rest of my life. I've worn this for four days in a row. I got out of the gym.

[Enya]

Do you have, like, a separate pair.

[Drew]

Of this outfit or not jeans, but T shirts? Yes.

[Enya]

What is up with the theory that men think they don't have to wash their jeans?

[Drew]

You don't have to wash your jeans.

[Enya]

That's just not true.

[Drew]

Because you don't think, like, inside your jeans. You don't have to wash your jeans.

[Enya]

If you wear your jeans.

[Drew]

I bet every person that thinks this. I don't wear these every. I've worn these every day.

[Enya]

I'm gonna, I'm gonna look this up.

[Drew]

You're not supposed to watch denim because it fucks it up. It fucks up the fibers. It fucks up the color. It makes it so they, like, stretch out. Like, it's literally. That's like a known thing, me looking this up.

[Enya]

Do women wash denim? Like, why do I feel like you're wise not to wash denim too often?

[Drew]

Yep.

[Enya]

I give my denim, like, four to five wears. And then I was.

[Drew]

I'm on number four right now.

[Enya]

Okay. I, I know people who literally just like, never wash their denim.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

And, like, don't even get it dry cleaned. They're like, well, this is like, I.

[Drew]

Know people who put their denim in the freezer and freeze and kill all the bacteria. So then they take them out, thaw them out a little bit, and then put them on. They don't. They literally never wash their denim. They put it in the freezer to kill the bacteria.

[Enya]

I bet that denim looks better. But also, I don't know if that's true because my denim, like, literally, like, I, I buy vintage denim so, like, it'll loosen up because it's already so abused. So it'll loosen up.

[Drew]

After a few years. It's been, like, torn up. Yeah. Turned out shreds. Like, it's super loose, like, lubed up. Just being a.

[Enya]

My jeans.

[Drew]

Are you talking to me, girls?

[Enya]

Oh, sorry. My stomach is literally shaking right now because I, on top of having sore throat, I was extremely constipated. And now my stomach randomly chooses when to shit. And right before we started, I had to poop, but I held it, so I'm just making my stomach gross.

[Drew]

Yeah. I'm holding my shit actively right now too, because I was like, I, I, I was like, running around before, and I was like, I need to change my hat because they're going to make fun of me for the hat that I was wearing because I wear it every Fucking day. And then I was like, I need to put on shoes because I don't want people to see the bottom of my socks.

[Enya]

Sustainability, sis.

[Drew]

Yeah. And I was like, I don't want people to see the bottom of my socks because somehow my socks get dirty from walking through our house even though we just got it cleaned like three days ago.

[Enya]

But no, your socks are already previously dirty because you wear them outside. Yeah, like all the time.

[Drew]

Well, I just walk under the front porch.

[Enya]

Are the porches around our home are somehow the dirtiest places on the, in on the planet? Like that balcony area of mine. If I put one toe on it, the bottom of my toe will have like two seasoning for like a whole fucking meal.

[Drew]

It has like crumbs that get into your bed and those are the sharp objects that cut you.

[Enya]

Dude, I fucking hate crumbs in my bed. But what were we. What was I just saying? Oh yeah, jeans. I wash my jeans. And I know people who don't and I find that very appalling. And like people who don't like, take jackets to be dry clean. Like obviously I understand some jackets can't go in the washer, but you're not even taking them to the dry cleaner.

[Drew]

I, I'm not joking. I have never dry cleaned a single item of my clothes.

[Enya]

But, but that's the difference though. Do things that like cannot go in the washer.

[Drew]

I don't care. I wash them anyways.

[Enya]

Yeah, okay, then that's a different story. I mean like the people who are very like protective of their clothes and they're like, no, this can't go in the washer cuz it's going to it up.

[Drew]

I'm getting. Actually I have like a couple like, like really vintage T shirts that like, I don't want the graphic to crack, so I don't wash them as often. Like I'll wear them two or three times before I.

[Enya]

That that's also like different. I'm basically, what I'm saying is some of you stink and it's not because you taking care of your clothes. It's because you're not taking care of yourself. And we need to shift the narrative that you stink because you care about your clothes and rework it to the reality of the situation is that you don't care about yourself or the, or the people around you.

[Drew]

And you're depressed and you're sad and you need to get on Lexapro or Wellbutrin, the horny drug. If you get on Wellbutrin, you can Also still have sex and perform. That's the good thing about Wellbutrin. But don't do it, because there's also some very vicious side effects that can ruin your life. So just don't.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. I have therapy on Saturday. Boo, bitch. Come on.

[Drew]

Boo.

[Enya]

But what we were saying about Julia Fox was the way it started was I was giving turkey to Azul, and Drew was like, oh, what did you say about being a predator?

[Drew]

Oh, I was just like, hunter. Azul would be, like, the worst predator ever because he, like, screams at his prey before he eats it. Like, he literally screams before he catches whatever he's about to eat. And then Josh was like, oh, if I had a baby, I would shake it. I have no idea where that came from, but he was like, oh, yeah, I would, like, shake my baby. And I think he just misheard what we were saying. And then, like, I think he meant.

[Enya]

Like, he was meaning, like, it's so crazy how babies. You don't know what the they want. Like, they just scream at you. And he was saying, like, I would literally be like, what do you want? Like, what do you want? Like, tell me what you want.

[Drew]

Yeah, I just don't know how he got from a zool. Me saying Azul would be a bad predator to shaking.

[Enya]

I would shake my baby. And then I was. That for some reason, led me to the idea. I was like.

[Drew]

Because I. Oh, I would shake the. Out of my baby.

[Enya]

I was like. I would literally, out of love, out of, like, frustration, like, I think I would shake a baby.

[Drew]

I'm just like, an aggressive lover. Like, honestly, like, not even, like. Well, I would get really frustrated because the way I reacted to that camera. Fallen. I. If that was a baby that had fallen, I would have.

[Enya]

I think there's this idea, though, that once it's your child, like, it changes. But also, I used to. Like, when I was younger, I remember I had. I had this, like, intense, like, fudge babies. I'll fudgeing kick a baby. But now I find babies during a fit, like, so funny because listen to this baby on my plate.

[Drew]

Insane thing I've actually ever heard in my entire life. And had I heard that, I. I probably would have laughed. I would have been like, okay, this is, like.

[Enya]

I was, like, cracking up. Wait, where is it?

[Drew]

Did you not say?

[Enya]

Is it an emergency? No. All. All trust and believe all my audio messages. Save babe. Don't send shit to my phone. Literally, it's being saved.

[Drew]

Like, Anya Enya has the receipts. She collects the receipts and she will use them against you. Noted.

[Enya]

I'm about to go into accounting because me and receipts were like this.

[Drew]

And I oop and I.

[Enya]

And I oop and I oop. The fuck is this?

[Drew]

You're being a crackhead right now. You're such a crackhead. And I hope and I hope and.

[Enya]

I.

[Drew]

Let me go.

[Enya]

I am not kidding. I recorded that. It said I felt so bad. Okay, so on my flight to Miami from New York, I was sitting next to this. Calling her a baby is different though, because this was walking, she was talking, she was saying let me go.

[Drew]

Y' all don't know, but that was a nine year old child screaming like that.

[Enya]

No, I'm not kidding. She was like 5 years old, which, yes, that's still a baby. Like me I consider like at this age, like I genuinely consider like, I consider like a 15 year old a baby because I'm like, that's like a baby. Because I have a baby sister who is almost around that age. You're a child, babe. No, but like. And do you get what I'm saying? I'm like, that's still like somebody who's gonna make like, who has so much to learn. And I like, I. It's more in an endearing way. So in my head I'm like, yeah, five year old is a baby. This little was screaming so loud. And I feel like when I was 15, I had that aggression where I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna get up and kick this head. But I was sitting there and I was the only person on the plane who found that comical. Especially because I had my AirPods on. So it was like kind of noise.

[Drew]

Canceling it it out other clairvoyance mode.

[Enya]

Yeah. And it was like, I, you're so annoying. I was recording it. When I sent it and listened back, I started laughing so hard cuz I was like, I cannot believe that just that's happening right here. And like babies are so funny.

[Drew]

Okay, so like, like imagine like the person next to you how pissed they are about that baby screaming. Or hypothetically like a screaming baby on a plane. Like I know everybody says this, but like imagine being the mother or father having to tend to this baby and like how embarrassing.

[Enya]

The mom was so tapped out.

[Drew]

It was actually good.

[Enya]

And I was like, you know what? Yeah, what is it? It's like default parent syndrome. I'm like, yes, it's not working here. Because the dad was the one like trying to take care of her and like grabbing her. And I think her brother was like, holding her down because the whole thing was. She didn't want to put her seatbelt on. She wanted to fudgeing be up and around while they were taking off. And she was. She did that. I'm not kidding, Drew. You would have lost your mind. She did that for the first 40 minutes of the.

[Drew]

Well, I have Apple AirPod Pro Max's.

[Enya]

What made it funny too, is I was watching the rehearsal like. Like when he starts doing the kid shit. And I was like, wow, how crazy. And then also the lady. Like, I was in the aisle seat. The lady in the aisle seat behind me was fully. Watch my iPad because it was an American Airlines flight, so there was no TVs because it's the 19 fucking 30s.

[Drew]

And we're literally flying on a 10 airlines just over.

[Enya]

When influencers miss their flight or flight gets canceled, they're like, okay, you're done.

[Drew]

I'm going to put this on my IG story, bitch.

[Enya]

They're like, don't fly, Delta. Don't fly Delta. Like, girl, whoever got that cheap flight, I am getting on it. Like, what are you talking about? Don't fly Delta. Don't fly.

[Drew]

Jimmy Lovato. I'm about to put those airlines on blast on 9 11. I reference that all the time, but it's like the realest. How do we always talk about airplanes? We need to shut the up. We never need to talk about flying again. It is not chill. Like, we always find a way to talk about it. Yes. We fly everywhere. We're. We're famous. Yeah. I don't even know if I'm in the emissions. I don't even know if I'm in New York or if I'm in Miami or if I'm in Tokyo. Like, I just don't know.

[Enya]

Me, Me and What's it called? CO2.

[Drew]

Yeah, literally.

[Enya]

But yeah, that was just funny. And then, like, whatever. Basically getting off the flight. Oh, this just vibrated in my coochie.

[Drew]

Hold on, Put it back. I'm gonna call you.

[Enya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

I just wanted to see something.

[Enya]

Literally, it. It was. It was in there. It was like, between the folds a bit.

[Drew]

Wait, can you call me real quick?

[Enya]

I'm not calling you because you want it to vibrate on your wiener. Oh, can you call my.

[Drew]

Imagine your shit is blowing up.

[Enya]

I know. They're obsessed with me. They're obsessed with me. It's Elisa and Jester. They're actually obsessed with me. And it's so, like, it's devastating and it's really upsetting.

[Drew]

Oh, your Flash is on. And you turned your flash on.

[Enya]

Sorry, I fucking flashbanged myself.

[Drew]

Oh, wait. Taking a picture or a video at a concert and the flash coming on is actually the most embarrassing thing. I audibly am like, oh, my God, I'm going to kill myself every single time it happens. And, like, at one point, I just, like, owned it. Like, because I went to Stereo Lab. Also. I got paparazzi at Stereo Lab. It was like this really up thing.

[Enya]

Like Drew Sighting at D concert.

[Drew]

I actually. I just, like, I need my privacy.

[Enya]

And I know, but every time you say that kind of stuff, it sounds like you, like, are, like, warranting, like, the. You want more.

[Drew]

I sat in the back of the venue to get away from all of the attention.

[Enya]

Or is that because that's the only ticket you could afford?

[Drew]

I just went to the back because I was trying to get away from the attention and somehow I was still. It's not because you bought tickets last.

[Enya]

Minute and, like, couldn't afford, like, the, like.

[Drew]

And also, it happened at the Drain Gang concert as well. Like, I was paparazzi. There's videos of me there.

[Enya]

Yeah. Happened to me at Lady Gaga. She pointed me out and she was like, you, you cunt. Oh, I know what you've said. And then she brought me on stage and she beat the out of me. And then that's why they canceled the concert. It wasn't because that's why they canceled it. Yeah. It wasn't because the thunderstorms. It was because she told on. She was like, everybody, turn off your phone. Like, I'm gonna have security checking. Recently deleted. Like, we're gonna make sure no one has this on video. And she dragged me on stage and she beat the living out of me.

[Drew]

Which, honestly, like, that's like a dream come true.

[Enya]

Made me feel so good.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's like, literally. And then, like, she do that every show. Is that like Justin Bieber calling up a nose?

[Enya]

Literally, just me. She was like, it's our last show. We want to make it special. We're gonna beat the fuck out of this Miami native. We fucking hate her.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

Whole stadium roared. Which. That made me upset because I was like, does Miami not like me? Like, I thought, like, I was doing something good for the city by, like, being a successful young woman. But no, apparently the city hates me.

[Drew]

And Lady Gaga be women in stem.

[Enya]

What are you looking for?

[Drew]

The. A video of me, like, turning on my flash and, like, dropping it down. I know I have, like, at least six, but I can't find Them at the moment.

[Enya]

Yeah, I don't do that because I'm so paranoid about.

[Drew]

Yep, here it is. Well, you can hear me in it, but yeah, that's. That's that on that.

[Enya]

Oh my God. I never even said what I was gonna say about Julia Fox. Basically the reason I thought about her is cause she made a statement where she was like, nobody who's ever a. It was something along the lines of like, no parent has ever like had a child and decided to be a bad parent. You don't know until you are the bad parent or whatever. And I was like, wow. Like you really? That, that is so true.

[Drew]

Trisha Paytas had her baby.

[Enya]

Huh?

[Drew]

Trisha Paytas had her baby.

[Enya]

I know.

[Drew]

That's crazy.

[Enya]

It's so insane.

[Drew]

Literally, that's crazy.

[Enya]

I know. I've not like, not to comment on like people posting their babies because whatever. We live in like a very digital world. Like posting your babies.

[Drew]

I've had this.

[Enya]

But I was like, damn. Immediately like that. I still see the goo from your placenta.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's like pisses me off because I'm supposed to eat placenta. Like that's. I'm supposed to. I was supposed to get Trisha Paytas's placenta.

[Enya]

Did she promise that to you?

[Drew]

Yes, she was gonna put it in little capsules so I could eat them and. Or break them open.

[Enya]

Oh, like microdose. Microdose.

[Drew]

Yeah. I was gonna microdose Trisha Paytas's placenta, but it just fell through for some reason. I just. We like lost contact.

[Enya]

Well, because have you ever thought she's busy being a mother and not trying to mother?

[Drew]

Wait, why is Trisha Paytas mother? He's literally mother right now. Wait, she gave birth to Queen Elizabeth reincarnation?

[Enya]

Oh, fuck.

[Drew]

Cream. Queen Elizabeth. Wait, is that Queen Elizabeth reincarnated? She kind of looks like it. Because she's just a cute ass baby.

[Enya]

It is a really cute baby.

[Drew]

I just think all babies are cute right now.

[Enya]

Okay, here are my two like meme kind of status things. I made this one, this one is really bad and I know it and. Oh my God. Oh my God.

[Drew]

Shit. You're getting close.

[Enya]

You wish, bitch. Mind you, I said this in the middle of my friend, like opening up to me about a situation and I go, you're not manic, you're a man. Ick.

[Drew]

Oh wait, it's kind of really deep. Like ick. Icky.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Is that what you meant? Yeah, that's so you're not a man, you're a Man. Wait, was that you talking about me?

[Enya]

No. You wish.

[Drew]

Because I literally was Drew.

[Enya]

Drew said he's manic because he feels stoic and is observing his life.

[Drew]

And I was like, no, you left out so much. That was crazy. I feel really insane right now because. And I came to the conclusion.

[Enya]

I think. Your example.

[Drew]

I came to a conclusion that I'm not losing my brain, but rather, I'm coming of age and my brain is finally developing. And, like, I'm actually now, like, I've been able to critically think for my entire life, but, like, now so much shit is just starting to make sense, and it's like, I really just didn't even realize it forever, but I did have some, like, insane examples where I was like.

[Enya]

His examples were like. And, yeah, I've been feeling so manic. Like, for instance, I just like, Let me.

[Drew]

Let me explain my thought process because, like, language is one that I'm like. I, like, literally was like, am I, like, being, like, delusions of grandeur? Like, am I thinking I'm, like, the number one human? I haven't been like, oh, I'm better than everybody else. But there are moments where I'm like, I unlock the key to language. Like, I was, like, looking at, like, Japanese, and I, like, was, like, comparing it to English language. Yeah.

[Enya]

When you phrase it like that, like, yes, that is a bit delusional. And, like, on, like, a delusion of grandeur, like, manic tiff.

[Drew]

I was like, yeah, the key to language. But I did. And, like, no one is viewing it this way. Okay. The reason why it's so hard for English people, or English speaking people to learn, like, another language, say, like, Japanese, is because the characters don't look the same at all. So you got to, like, look at it from, like, a fresh perspective. You can't be comparing it to, like, English because, like, if you're comparing, they just don't. Yeah.

[Enya]

Like, you can't see the characters that make up the word, like, dog and then be like, okay, when I see this, I think of, like, the English phrase dog and, like, how it's written.

[Drew]

Yes, exactly. So it's just like, I'm about to learn a new language, and watch me.

[Enya]

Watch me see. Then I'm like, yeah, you are on a tip. But literally, he was like, I don't know. I've just been, like, so stoic and, like, understanding. And I was like, this sounds like the complete opposite of a manic person, which should have been a red flag that he is maybe not. Like, you are being Those things. But I don't know, like, I don't know how to explain it. Like you being like, I just feel so, like, I don't know, I'm viewing people as people and I was like.

[Drew]

Bitch, I did not say that. You didn't say that.

[Enya]

But like, I can't remember exactly what you're saying. Granted I was watching south park and eating Taco Bell while he was talking to me.

[Drew]

So I was like, it's crazy that like I opened up to Enya and she on the outside was like, like presenting this and like having like a genuine conversation with me. But on the inside she was laughing at me the entire time. And that's why I don't open up and I'm never opening up because people fake.

[Enya]

People fake.

[Drew]

They don't truly mean.

[Enya]

You were making points. I was like, yeah, yeah. And then because I do understand, like, I remember when I was like turning 22, I had a moment where I was like sitting down, I was like, damn. I like fully do feel like something has shifted in my brain chemistry. And just from age like 21 to 22, like I was already felt super grounded and like mature. But for some reason within that year, granted I went through things to like really heighten like my emotional intelligence. But I just like felt this sense of understanding amongst other people that I didn't feel before that. So I was like, oh my God. Like it did make me feel kind of crazy because I was like, am I being big headed? And I think I'm just like over understanding.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's like I fully, I fully. That's literally what I'm going through. And it's literally just my brain is like finally developing.

[Enya]

Yeah, it is fully just like actually.

[Drew]

Insane that I'm only 16 and my brain is like almost.

[Enya]

That's what I'm saying. When you were like, oh, I'm like, like he said, you said coming of age. And I was like, I know this. Who's turning 25 is not talking about coming of age.

[Drew]

No. But like I'm coming of brain.

[Enya]

But I will say I do think true coming of age is in your mid-20s.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Like in your early 20s. I truly do think like 20 to 25. That is the true.

[Drew]

That's when you find out who you really are. Like, truly. Because like you're 16, like going on to college. Like, no, like you and every other person. Yeah, like you.

[Enya]

But I do think it is a.

[Drew]

Big like, oh no, it's, it's huge.

[Enya]

I'm like the true coming of Age is just me.

[Drew]

All I'm saying is you just got so much crazy shit coming for you.

[Enya]

Like, you should be terrified.

[Drew]

Literally be scared of your mid-20s. Because, like, I actually. Oh, no. I've always been, like, super existential and, like, nihilistic. But that's the other thing is I've had, like, a less nihilistic view on life. And it's because I've been able to, like, shift my perspective of, like, everything, and I've been able to put shit into perspective and just, like, see everybody's side and see everything, and I'm just like. Like. Like. I don't know. It's very hard to explain.

[Enya]

And let's just say as you get older, talking shit becomes less fun, because then you're like, okay, fine. This person is a person, and they have their own struggle.

[Drew]

Except for that one person.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah.

[Drew]

Except for that one literally never. Did you see the picture I sent you this morning?

[Enya]

Yeah. Sake.

[Drew]

I've had a moment with this photo I literally did. I sat there and stared at it, and I was like, this is a lost person. This is a person.

[Enya]

You know what's crazy is when you see, like, it mix with your reality because it's like, what is happening.

[Drew]

Like, this is. Leave me the alone. Get out of my head. I'm crazy, but I'm a crackhead.

[Enya]

Ooh. Oh, my God. Okay. The other one was, he's not a bad boyfriend. He just has adhd and his hyper fixation right now is other me. Trying to write that down was so difficult.

[Drew]

Have I said this?

[Enya]

I think I said this already.

[Drew]

You already said this.

[Enya]

Oh, whatever, y' all. I'm, like, so tapped out. Like, I can't this day. Quill is hitting crazy.

[Drew]

Literally hitting.

[Enya]

I literally had to shove a turkey sandwich down my fucking throat so I could have dayquil.

[Drew]

I have a turkey sandwich between my fucking legs. This is my realization all girls have to do to get a man is be mean to straight boys. Really? That's it? I'm not joking. I. I've come to that realization. If you really want to date someone, just be mean to the man. Because all straight boys have mommy issues, and they need, like, this figure. Granted, like, it probably won't last, but, like, use your power.

[Enya]

Yeah. Because then you end up being their mom.

[Drew]

Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

[Enya]

They're like, this mean lady's gonna tell me to put deodorant on.

[Drew]

Yeah. So just, like, all you have to do, I mean, even if you're in a relationship, now just be mean, like, to your partner, like, and see what happens.

[Enya]

Oh, that sounds like really bad advice, though.

[Drew]

No, just, like, be mean.

[Enya]

Sometimes I find myself being really mean, and I can't stop myself. And then I realize it's because I need to go to therapy. She thinks I have turkey. Let's see if she'll get up. No. Much pee peeky.

[Drew]

Okay, this is something that I've been holding off, and I actually cannot believe that I haven't talked about it yet, but. Okay, so you know Taylor Swift. She's got her new album coming out. Okay, tell me why. One of her first big songs, she wrote about me. Teardrops on my guitar. That was written about me. Drew looks at me I fake a smile so he won't see no, it's.

[Enya]

I think it's. He looks at me.

[Drew]

I think it's Drew.

[Enya]

Are you making that up? Because.

[Drew]

Why don't I believe you? It's. It's very real. She wrote it about me because I.

[Enya]

Do you have a fake thing you Photoshopped.

[Drew]

Like, where are you going? Look, I'm googling it right now. But the thing. The fucking thing of it all. Teardrops on my guitar Drew looks at me the first.

[Enya]

Oh, wait, Is that actually it?

[Drew]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying is I. I didn't tell anybody about this, but me and Taylor had a thing really early on.

[Enya]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Drew]

I was in Tennessee.

[Enya]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Drew]

20 minutes outside the city.

[Enya]

What year did this song come out? Because now this is getting weir.

[Drew]

Don't ask questions.

[Enya]

You don't want to ask questions because she's about 10 years older than you, which wouldn't be weird now.

[Drew]

I was groomed by Taylor Swift. There I said it. There I said it. No. Okay. I was. I went to college. I went to high school. I was like, a very.

[Enya]

Like, scares me for some reason. Like, why do I feel like this whole episode's gonna get taken down? That was a joke.

[Drew]

That was a joke. That was a joke. But I had a couple months stint in, like, 20 minutes outside. I went to high school outside of Tennessee, like, nationally.

[Enya]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Drew]

Yeah. And me and Taylor, like, we went to the same high school. Like. Like, it was. It was a really intense time for me. And then I just had to leave. I was like, mom and dad, I need to come back home. And they let me come back, thankfully.

[Enya]

But you didn't tell them why?

[Drew]

I was just a really advanced gifted student. So, like, I jumped up.

[Enya]

So, like, at the age of 11. Wait, so this was only five years ago?

[Drew]

Yeah, I was a freshman in high school in 20. Whatever.

[Enya]

2006. 2000. Like 8 or whenever that was. Wait, your timeline really confuses me because if you're 6, 16 now, how were you 11 then?

[Drew]

I was 3 or 4. But I. Like I said, I was very advanced and gifted.

[Enya]

Oh.

[Drew]

So I got to go to high.

[Enya]

School and so this is your life, but this is what you've decided to do? That's actually very humble.

[Drew]

I graduated from Harvard at the age of eight.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Remember when we thought to me thick was a Harvard experience experiment? Like, everybody was convinced so that literally I have to poop so bad. But I'll hold up. See, that's the thing about me, is.

[Drew]

Like a lot of baby, let's go.

[Enya]

What do you mean, let's go?

[Drew]

I'll help you.

[Enya]

I don't need help pooping, Drew.

[Drew]

I can press on it.

[Enya]

You can press on my belly?

[Drew]

I can press on your belly to help you get it out.

[Enya]

I saw.

[Drew]

Do you need me to talk to your belly? Do you need me to.

[Enya]

Actually, no, because it's gonna freak me out. Do not talk to her. No, you're looking down at it. Stop it.

[Drew]

Stop hurting my girlfriend.

[Enya]

Stop it right now.

[Drew]

Stop hurting my girlfriend.

[Enya]

My stomach knows you're not my boyfriend and you're making it more upset.

[Drew]

You need to stop needing to poop right now. Does that feel any better? I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him. Can you get him? Oh, my God.

[Enya]

No, he won't let me get him cuz he doesn't want me. He wants food.

[Drew]

Oh, you got him. Hold on. I need to get him.

[Enya]

I need to move cuz he'll run. Yeah, this is. This is what it's like having right now.

[Drew]

He sucks balls. Yes. Given to me.

[Enya]

Oh.

[Drew]

Do you have anything to say?

[Enya]

Say something.

[Drew]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Enya]

Bastard.

[Drew]

He attacked you. He is a bastard child. Yeah, he's trying to be a nepotism baby. So bad it's embarrassing.

[Enya]

Yeah, but there can only be one on the pod.

[Drew]

I'm gonna make a zool and baby. No, I'm gonna make him an Instagram.

[Enya]

The thing is, would pop off on Instagram. Like, it would be too easy. Like she's too gorgeous. He actually just scratched the living fuck out of me. See, when he does stuff like that. That's a boy. Like, that is literally a boy. That's a boy.

[Drew]

Every time I see him, I want to, like, pinch his ears.

[Enya]

She's a girl when she's pretty and nice and when he's fucking mean, he's a fucking boy.

[Drew]

Yeah. You're not a girl, bitch. I came home. I had just been gifted my brand new Tecla duvet cover. And I got home from New York. I put the duvet cover on after I washed it. I actually washed before I put it on my bed.

[Enya]

I was wondering that because I washed mine when I was washing my arm. I was like, I know. Drew didn't.

[Drew]

No, I actually washed it because I was like, I've been made up fun of too much for this, and I don't want to be made fun of, and I want to have ammunition. So I washed it, put it on my bed, and then I got extreme fomo, fear of being left out. And like, the next day, it's actually.

[Enya]

Fear of missing out.

[Drew]

I flew to New York City, baby, for Fashion Week, and I had intentionally shut my door. I didn't bolt it because I was like, azul can't open my door. I came home, and right when I got into my room, for demeaning. What you think I saw? Vomit all over my bed. Azul had vomited all over my brand new Tecla duvet cover. And I was so pissed. Literally, this is giving. Like, Kim, there are people literally dying right now. Like, shut the up. Like. Like talking about her diamond earring.

[Enya]

Talking about your gifted Tecla sheets being vomited on by my cat.

[Drew]

But if he only throws up in my room, he eats my plants. All Azul does for me, because he eats my plants and throws up on my floor. That's all he's ever given me.

[Enya]

No, he loves you and he sleeps with you all the time.

[Drew]

Yeah, when you're not here.

[Enya]

See, when he's not giving me love. That's a boy. Because when I'm. See, I turn my back on this boy, and he goes and finds someone else to love him. But then when I'm here, she follows me and she loves me, and she's so sweet, and she's the cutest girl.

[Drew]

Sometimes Azul really does give cute, but, like, most of the time, it's awful.

[Enya]

She needs those nails cut because that actually hurts so bad.

[Drew]

Like, on the ground, like, he literally, like, clacks.

[Enya]

Well, it's good because you know when he's coming. You're so annoying. Hey, guys. Sorry, I'm just getting so many texts.

[Drew]

Let's talk about Finsta. Have we ever talked about Finsta? Oh, my God.

[Enya]

Sorry, I just got really bad news.

[Drew]

Good.

[Enya]

Have we talked about Finsta. I. I think lightly, like, I don't know if Finsta is as popular because I don't know if.

[Drew]

Oh, it's not. Finsta died in 2019. Yeah, that's what I have written down was like 2016 to 2019, Finsta was like, top tier, was one of the greatest Internet moments of all time. Like, being able to stalk people that you met once at like, a convention, like, or like having the most random, like, famous person mutual and like, seeing them post their tits on their, like, like Finstas. And like, I got a new nipple piercing. Like, or like the age of the.

[Enya]

Nipple piercing was on fence. I've seen everybody's nipples.

[Drew]

Yeah, everybody had their nipples out. Everybody was crying their eyes out on Finsta. Like, walls of text. Like, it was, it was such a great moment in time and like, I, I got to like, like, keep up with, like, people that I met literally once and I got to know their entire life. Like, it actually made me close to complete strangers. Like, like, if you think parasocial relationships are bad to the public, like, parasocial relationships on Finsta were on another level. Like, it was crazy.

[Enya]

But the good thing about that was, is because we were all so young and we were incapable of communicating, like, how we felt to each other. That was where you could do it in, like, a public setting and kind of use the Internet in the way that, like, you felt like you couldn't on the outside because you were busy building, like, this like, whole Internet situation. And like, being a public figure, you got to do it on Finstas and open up and it felt like opening up to your friends without the vulnerability of, like, doing it in their face and being like, shut down or anything.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

So then, like, because literally there are people who, like, I've followed on Finsta for so long and have really never had a serious or real conversation with in real life. But when people ask about them who, like, haven't known me for a long time and they're like, oh, like, do you know so. And so I'm like, oh, yeah, we, like, used to be really close. That's a lie. That's like, I, I was never really close to them, but because I've literally seen, like, I saw like two years of their life, like, in a, like.

[Drew]

Even, even more detailed than had I known them in person.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

You're just saying, like, it was crazy, but death to Finch. Finsta, rest in peace. I still use mine, but it's more of just like a memory bank of.

[Enya]

Yeah, it's just like photo dump. Which is funny because I don't like actually that's a lie. I do look through my finsta, but even mentioning finstas, I get really scared that like y' all will find mine and then like try to fucking like destroy my.

[Drew]

They have found my finsta in my meme account and I have like 8, 000 follower requests on both. It's like really gnarly.

[Enya]

I literally just like, I, I just don't even use it in like a super crazy way anymore. I used to go on emotional tangents, but I was never even like very open about anything happening in my life. So all my emotional rants are very blanket statement. And then about like the man who was like grooming me. Boo. And me, me being like, oh my God, I fudgeing him. Like he's literally ignoring me.

[Drew]

Boring.

[Enya]

Boo. Old news. But yeah, recipes of Insta. I feel like people use like close friends on TikTok now, but I just like, I don't, I'm like, not.

[Drew]

I do, I do use it, but it's not even like, yeah, it's the.

[Enya]

Way you use your finster but with.

[Drew]

Like music, but also like, I'm a grown ass man now. Like, I don't need to be doing that online.

[Enya]

Yeah, it's just different. I think that's also why I died, is because like by 2019, literally everybody we knew and everyone around our age was like now in their 20s. So I was like, yeah, I don't need to be like posting. I think even by like 2018, like 2018 was the real death of it. It was like by the time we are all like entering our 20s, I was like, all right, yeah, this is like so dead.

[Drew]

It's all these synapses and brain connections created that like, like, I just like, I just feel different, you know?

[Enya]

Yeah. I forgot to put on earrings.

[Drew]

I feel better.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, you. I noticed something was really ugly about you and it's because you didn't have your earrings in.

[Enya]

That makes me feel so awful because I feel very insecure without my earrings.

[Drew]

Well, it's something you can change in five minutes, so just do it.

[Enya]

What if I told you I don't have any earrings in the house because they all got stolen? If my jewelry got stolen, that would be the end for me. That would actually be like, of everything in my room if. Because so a bunch of my jewelry is like given to me either by like family or like friends or lovers.

[Drew]

Damn. Lovers left on repeat. What is that? What is that? Actually? What Is that oh, Lord?

[Enya]

Yeah, it is.

[Drew]

Oh, I thought you fucking saw Green Light live. I saw green light. I saw it live. And it was. I'm not trying to make you jealous. I really am not. But, like, I have to vocalize this. That was genuinely. I've never. You know how we have to see her live. Yeah.

[Enya]

Like, together, you, me, and Orion. That's why I was. I was literally, me trying to explain that to my dad because Devin posted a clip of her and her friends dancing to ribs, and I literally closed the app and I outlive. Hell no.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

No. And my dad was like, what happened? And I was, like, trying to explain to him, and then I showed him royals because I was, like, trying to explain who Lord was. He was like, oh, I remember this song. I was like, she was big. You get it?

[Drew]

Yeah. But you know how you reacted to Harry Styles at Coachella? Like, how you're like, I don't really care that much. But then he got on stage and you lost your mind and, like, the stand. Is that how you know? Like, Lord, I'm not kidding. When I heard her singing Green Lights. Because I wasn't. We were at the Mitt Mitski stage because we had just seen Mitsky, so we were chilling. And when I. Yes, I saw Mitski as well, live, and she was incredible. It was like. It was beautiful. But I literally sprinted. I was like, I don't really care to see Lord that much because I feel like she's not gonna play, like, any of her good songs. But then I thought about it. I was like, it's a festival. Of course she's gonna play her classics. Like what? And when I heard Green Lights in you. I'm not kidding. I sprinted across the stadium like, I ran away from Elisa and Christian because I was with them. I L sprinted across to get into the field to watch that live. It was. It was really like, actually, like a magical, like, full circle moment.

[Enya]

The only place she's playing next is a festival.

[Drew]

I'm done with festivals.

[Enya]

It's a festival in. In Colombia. What's md? What? What state is that?

[Drew]

Maryland.

[Enya]

Maryland.

[Drew]

Is that Maryland?

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

What the hell? Oh, my God. What day see her?

[Enya]

October 1st. Let's just go.

[Drew]

Should we go?

[Enya]

Yes. No. But Orion there. We can't go without Orion. Will Lord ever tour again? Lord is currently touring across. Oh, I think she's going on, like, a full. Full tour after this, though, because it said 2023. Okay, we'll see her.

[Drew]

We'll see. We'll see. It'll It'll happen.

[Enya]

I can't believe this. I. That I'm gonna. I. I don't want to say it. I'll talk about it when it happens. Who else I'm gonna see but I like need wait.

[Drew]

Whisper it. Oh yeah. That's a major moment.

[Enya]

Major Keeler.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Stop.

[Enya]

Not me like actually like freaking the out because I need to see Lord, Lord our Lord and savior.

[Drew]

Stop.

[Enya]

This is going to Austro. I guess we have to go to. Oh, we just have to go to New Zealand for your birthday. Let's just do that.

[Drew]

I'm actually down. I have hoes in New Zealand. I really in.

[Enya]

We're not going. Cuz I wanted to go and like it to just be us and like have like a sweet like romantic trip and like you're talking about like the. The other people you have.

[Drew]

I think one of my hoes got a partner though.

[Enya]

Damn sad day.

[Drew]

Which is up.

[Enya]

You have to do like the boy check in where you're like, it looks like you're very happy right now. I love to see it like thinking of you.

[Drew]

Happy birthday.

[Enya]

You seem so happy. I hope you have a good one today.

[Drew]

Happy birthday. Do you remember what we had?

[Enya]

I'm sending a SWAT team to your house.

[Drew]

I'm like, I'm like not even jealous. I'm just like, now what? Like now what? I gotta find another New Zealand bae.

[Enya]

You'll find it. I was looking at you at Erwan yesterday and I was like trying to put my mindset in like somebody who found like just like ran to men. I saw attractive and I like was looking at you from across and I was like, like, Drew is very attractive. And I was like, I understand why people like will see him and be like, oh my God. And then it was like, damn, like, do people think that about me? And I was like, not in LA because I'm. I was like in la.

[Drew]

I swear to God. In. Yeah, I think you're like hot as. And I'm not just saying that because you said that to me, but I genuine. I genuinely believe that. So there's like I was watching like something came up on my Tick Tock feed or Instagram feed and it was like an edit of like all your like sexy moments. And I was like like, this bitch is hot. Like you're hot.

[Enya]

Thank you.

[Drew]

I swear to God.

[Enya]

But I was like, in la. I'm like, definitely in la. Like actually three. The transplant la. Yeah. No, to transplant la. I'm in LA three. But to real, real la. Honestly, I think I'm Like a seven or an eight. Like. Like, to la, I think I'm, like, a seven or eight, but to the business I'm in, bitch, I'm a three. I'm, like, so disposable to these fucking.

[Drew]

I'm, like, off the charts and not in a good way. Me.

[Enya]

Like, we're not transpl. Like, freak.

[Drew]

I'm off the charts and, like. But not because I'm, like, sexy off the charts. Like, I'm just, like, a different kind of cute. You know what I mean?

[Enya]

That's how I feel to, like, transplant la. I'm, like. I'm just, like, in a different realm.

[Drew]

Like, realistically, like, I'm a solid four. Like, actually, like, on, like, a real note, I think I'm, like, a solid four. But, like, girl, that's just not true.

[Enya]

Because I have seen some very questionable men get play.

[Drew]

Damn. Like, oh, it's not a question of getting play or not. Oh, I tear up.

[Enya]

You know, you don't get play. You're on replay. Yeah, because you get ran through until, like, people are sick of it.

[Drew]

Many notes that I was like, I'm so excited to talk about this, and I haven't talked about any of them because, like, I'm not kidding. I have. Like, I showed it in you yesterday.

[Enya]

I can't believe Drew is, like, so good at writing down things he thinks of. And then, like, I'm always like, I'm gonna talk about that on podcast, and I don't write it down. And then I forget, oh, well, you saw Lord, I saw Lady Gaga. And it was genuinely, like, I was actually in awe. And, like, I did feel extremely guilty for going without Drew, but I just had to see her. Like, I had.

[Drew]

I'm glad you felt that way.

[Enya]

But I did. I did. I swear to God I did. And I. I, like, kept saying it to everybody I was with. I was like, dude, like, I feel.

[Drew]

I hope it wasn't something I said that made you feel.

[Enya]

No, I. I felt guilty because I was like, dude, this is like. Like, I was like, for my straight bestie, like, this would have been amazing to. To introduce him to something like this. No, but literally, because, like, all I could think about is, like, you copying Lady Gaga's sunglasses when you were a kid.

[Drew]

It would have been a very big moment.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And then I can't see her because I got back to LA and then left LA again. So.

[Enya]

You know what Josiah said? Josie was like, oh, I didn't go because I fully forgot. And I was like, how do you.

[Drew]

Forget that's actually insane because she did Judas Live. Huh?

[Enya]

No.

[Drew]

Did she do Poker Face?

[Enya]

Yeah. You want to see one of the graphics?

[Drew]

Yeah. Dude, did you get merch? Oh, yes, I'm trying to. I'm. I'm making it a new thing. Every concert that I go to, within reason, I'll buy, like, a T shirt or something.

[Enya]

I literally. Reasonable or not, I'm like, where's the merch?

[Drew]

Because I'm just like, dude, this is such a cute moment. And so now I have, like, a collection of, like, five or six shirts from the last year of just, like. Like, merch from a show.

[Enya]

And like, the graphics. That was a show. I. I'm not kidding.

[Drew]

A performance.

[Enya]

I have not been to, like, a performance like that. Like, she, like, this, like, busted her ass. But, like, look at this.

[Drew]

She wearing a piano.

[Enya]

Yeah. Like, this graphic is just so cool.

[Drew]

She's got me, like, nobody.

[Enya]

Dude. It was like, so. Look how good she looks in this.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

I was like, I need to go bleach my eyebrows again.

[Drew]

Like, you should bleach your eyebrows.

[Enya]

I know, but I have, like, a egotistical, crazy, individualistic ego now that everybody.

[Drew]

Else has done it. You don't want to do it.

[Enya]

And I can't. I can't, I can't. But, yeah, she is, like, so, so good. Like, genuinely, I think the best performer I've seen.

[Drew]

This little note that I have so lucky to have Inya in my life.

[Enya]

You just wrote that, so why. What the is wrong with you?

[Drew]

I actually. What if I did?

[Enya]

I would be like, okay.

[Drew]

No, I actually didn't just write it, but it's very real. I just saw a clip of, like, a edit of us, like, holding hands and just like that, and I was like, damn, it's so good what we have.

[Enya]

I know. It is insane. Like, I don't know, when I see, like, I know people who are, like, old as bones, and they talk about, like, oh, I've had these friendships.

[Drew]

Like, friendships come and go. Yeah.

[Enya]

Says who?

[Drew]

You like sad because you suck balls. That's why. Friends?

[Enya]

Yeah. People who are, like, friendships come and go, and they, like, describe a lifetime where they've had, like, a million friends and none have stayed.

[Drew]

I'm like, just be a good person and surround yourself with good people.

[Enya]

So you're, like, literally an issue, is what you're telling me right now?

[Drew]

Because, like, I think maybe it's not like, friendships come and go, like, where you, like, completely lose. I mean, no, like, I think they mean, like, losing contact Completely. But I. I'm like, there's gonna be a time in our lives when, like, we don't see each other for months.

[Enya]

Yeah. We don't have as much contact.

[Drew]

Yeah. But, like, we're gonna go get a cabin in Big Bear with the whole squad when we're 48.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And it's still gonna be a fucking key.

[Enya]

Me, like, I genuinely. I just cannot picture a life, Life without the friend group we have, without that core group that we, like, kind of started in LA with. Like, I genuinely cannot imagine a life.

[Drew]

Without Josh, Orion, Lucas, Christian, me, you.

[Enya]

Yeah. I like, cannot imagine a life without that because it's just literally like, it's like family. It's just my brain is literally, like. That's the foundation of, like, my, like, first emotional connections. Like, I just can't see that being dismissed in any way. And even when we go long periods of time without seeing each other, even if it's just a month, like, when I saw Josh yesterday, I genuinely was so happy to see him. And I was like, oh, my God, I think I will feel like this forever about these people.

[Drew]

Like, for real. When I sit when Lucas is, like, taking a break and he's just back in OC and then he comes around, it's like, it literally is like, so exciting for me. And, like, I don't think that feeling, like you said, is ever gonna fit.

[Enya]

It's just like, why do I, like, need to see Josie when I need.

[Drew]

I was just about to say, I need to see Josie hang out with that motherfucker.

[Enya]

We've been playing, playing Fortnite, and he does this stupid ash Iris play with him.

[Drew]

He won't play with me.

[Enya]

Really? Oh. I was like, what the. And then I remembered you said you were playing with him and you were like, this sucks.

[Drew]

He does suck.

[Enya]

But he literally does this stupid ass Irish accent, which I can't do. But he's like, oh, no, they're shooting me. It's like he does this really annoying accent. Like, his impersonation of an Irish accent. Not say Irish accents are annoying, but his is funny. And he's just like, they're shooting me. And, like, we'll just be running around and, like, not doing anything useful in Fortnite. And it is so funny. I need Joseph. Tell him to come now. Where is he? Why isn't he here?

[Drew]

I know, I'm literally gonna.

[Enya]

He's not here because I held him hostage in the house and had him take care of Azul while I was gone. That's why. He's not here. He's like, girl, I never want to be in that house again. But yeah, I, like, love our friends so much. Like, Orion needs to come back. Like, yes.

[Drew]

I haven't seen Orion in so long.

[Enya]

Yeah, When I see her, I didn't.

[Drew]

Get to say bye to her.

[Enya]

When I see her in, like, another state, it's just not the same because I'm like, we're always around people. Like, this isn't our, like, home. But, like, when we have a key at home, it is just so different.

[Drew]

We need that bitch on the podcast so bad.

[Enya]

I know. Someone actually stopped me in Orion in New York and was like, where's the episode with Orion? And I was. I just keep saying we want to do something. I just want to do something spectacular. We need to. We do need to plan it before we leave. So I'll get on that today and figure it out.

[Drew]

But we didn't talk about. But some fucking stinky demon crat tried to associate me with the liberals and put my audio over a clip of Joe Biden. Your honor. Your honor, I'm slaying.

[Enya]

I'm not kidding. I genuinely feel like that should be.

[Drew]

Like, I should be compensated. Give me money, give me money.

[Enya]

Why does that like, like, genuinely why do I feel like that is now skewing the lines? Because I feel like any time. But I think that even that's the thing about TikTok. I don't know how I'm trying to wear this, but, like, what's happening that now, like, companies and like, copyright is not politicians and shit. Yeah. Can now just like, without getting permission, use this person's, like, livelihood and like, likeness to it is fully to, like, bring in a particular kind of crowd. Yeah, it's fully to, like, grab the people who like, use that audio and be like, look, we get it. Like, it's so weird.

[Drew]

It's creepy. And I think like, a majority of the people watching this know and also think it's whack. But there are just some minds that like, hear the word slay and, like, are like, oh, my God. Like, I, like, I'm not saying, like, the people. I. It's hard to explain.

[Enya]

Like, imagine JFK saying slay.

[Drew]

I would be like, that's why he got his ass.

[Enya]

Oh.

[Drew]

But yeah, Joe Biden used. Your honor. Wait, Joe Budden used Joe Budden?

[Enya]

I cannot say that. Say Joe Budden.

[Drew]

Budding buddy.

[Enya]

Joe Pudding.

[Drew]

Joe Pudding. But yeah, I saw that and like, it actually my knee jerk reaction was like, oh, this is cool. But Then I thought about it, and I was like, this is weird. He's, like, very obviously, like, his team.

[Enya]

Is just like, yeah, we're. We're gonna get the young people to.

[Drew]

Like, come to register and vote. And I was just like, okay. Weird, but still a funny moment. The truth has spread so far.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Just wait. Just wait until the sleeper cells are activated.

[Enya]

What does that mean?

[Drew]

Well, in the middle of the night, two nights ago, I was asleep before you had gotten home, and it was probably, like, 1am I had been asleep for a couple hours, and me and Azul are laying in bed, and he snuggled up against my back, and I, like, am all of a sudden, like. Like, I hear this, like, loud explosion. And I open lights or open my eyes and lights are flashing in my room, and I'm like. Like, I. Like, immediately, I'm like, oh, my God, the house just exploded. Like, what the is going on? And, like, I look around and, like, everything's okay. And I look at Azul, and, like, Azul didn't react at all. And, like, I fully experienced exploding head syndrome. Like, I fully experienced, like, when, like, you have, like, that auditory hallucination of, like, explosions in your head, and it's, like, so loud that it wakes you up and you think it's real. Like, my heart was literally, like, racing. Like, it was. I actually, like, was like, oh, my God, I have to go into survival mode. I need to get, like, Azul's cat carrier. I need to, like. Like, the house is about to collapse. Like, I fully.

[Enya]

Do you think you would, like, go to save Azul if, like, I was a hand that makes me happy?

[Drew]

I, like, as much as I hate him, I love him.

[Enya]

But that is insane. What. What is that caused by? Is that just, like, your brain's kind of, like, on overdrive, and then, like, I haven't.

[Drew]

I really have. I didn't even research it because I'm like, oh, I have, like, a giant brain tumor or something, and I cannot read about it. So I just kind of out of sight, out of mind. But it's something that I've had happen to me, like. Like, for, like, the last six or seven years. Like, I'll have, like, really gnarly auditory hallucinations. Like, not in a schizo way, but, like, in, like, a. Just, like, a normal way. Like, it's. It's very hard to explain. And I sound crazy, but, like, when I'm laying in bed, like, right as I'm falling asleep, like, I'll hear, like, a conversation happening, like, in the corner of my room. But, like, not in, like, a creepy way. It's hard to explain, but, like. And then, like, I'll hear, like, my name, like, being whispered to me. And, like. And then, like, actually, the really scary part is, like, I'll hear, like, different voices. But, like, I promise it's not like schizophrenia. I looked it up. I, like, freaked the out. I was like, oh, my God. I'm, like. I'm, like, falling into schizophrenia. But it's literally just like. Like, your brain, like, making connections and, like, referencing conversations from earlier in the day. And, like, just like that. And it's just like.

[Enya]

Well, you know what I think about when I go to sleep? I try to. For the past few nights, as I laid my head to rest, I tried to imagine a game of Fortnite. And I try to, like. Like, convince my brain to make a new game. Like, does that make sense? Like, I try to convince my brain to start up a game and, like, try to imagine a game I've never played. So basically, like, you know, every game you play is different. Like, even if you land the same place as you go into the game, you're gonna see different people. And basically, I've been trying. This is so stupid, but I've been trying to make my brain think of a different gameplay that I haven't experienced before. And my brain is actually incapable of doing that because it can only reference things that have actually happened.

[Drew]

You are actually insane, and you really. You need clinical help. Like, you cannot be thinking about Fortnite. That.

[Enya]

No. Okay. Because you know how, like, you could think. Like, basically, here was where I came from. I was like, to fall asleep. I can think of, like, different scenarios with people, and I can, like, make up different conversations or whatever. But why can my brain not come up with, like, a different set of gameplay? Is it because it is, like, so gamers that, like, it is not real or based in reality. So, like, I just can't come up with, like, a new generated, like, gameplay in my head. But, like, if I try to think in, like, illustrations, like, I can fully imagine full illustrations if I wanted to. Like, I can imagine sequences that I'm like, oh, that would be cool to draw, or, like, see in a cartoon, and I can see it in a style, but why can I not think of a new gameplay? And, like, that's been driving me crazy.

[Drew]

I think it's because you have a tumor in your brain.

[Enya]

Oh, so it's blocking. Like, the tumor is, like, in the path I always land at my tree. And Then once I get into Rocky reels, I just start going into, I literally think, experience.

[Drew]

It's just like, you need to play more video games. Like, I think that's what it. Or, like, more like Battle Royale games. Like, try the. The reason I think, like, I'm, like, kind of good at Fortnite is because of Call of Duty. Call of Duty. And it's just a completely different play style. So I, like, bring that into it and.

[Enya]

But I can't get Balenciaga skin and color duty.

[Drew]

I know. It's really, really gnarly also. Balenciaga, can you fucking work with us already? Like, damn. Like, actually, you only get what you.

[Enya]

Want in life when you beg.

[Drew]

Yeah, please.

[Enya]

When you beg and pay for your spot.

[Drew]

Actually, I think that is something that could happen as a collaboration with Balenciaga, and I want it so bad. Everybody go comment on Balenciaga's IG post.

[Enya]

Please do not do that.

[Drew]

Because.

[Enya]

No, please do not do that, because that always drives me crazy, and I would have a lot of shame. I just, like, the problem with me is, like, I don't want to ask for things. I just want them to happen. And then it never happens. And I'm like, ugh. But please do not comment that because I will actually freak out. Like, I will freak out. We were saying, wait, what was it? This is so crazy. I want something on offer up, but I don't want to pay the price for it. So I go to Drew and I'm like, okay, because it is. It is the price that's being let, like, put on it is, like, it doesn't need to be that price. It really is. It's just because, like, the market for it is, like, expanding. So whatever. Classic tax. The off popularity tax. But I told Drew, I was like, hey, go offer this amount. And then I'll tell Orion to offer this amount. And then I'll throw an extra 50 on the amount I offer. So then it's like, everybody wants it for this price, but this girl's willing to give me 50 more dollars.

[Drew]

I was like, how about we all. We. I post the link on my story, and I'm like, Everybody go offer $300 to this person for this. So she convinces herself that it's like, if a thousand people are like, this is worth 300, not 650. Like, she's gonna start thinking it. And then I'm like, in your. And then you come in and offer her, like, 350. 400.

[Enya]

Yeah. And I'm like, I'm giving you A bank for your.

[Drew]

A hundred more dollars.

[Enya]

And then me and Drew sat there, talked about it, and I was like, we literally. She would. She would get a restraining order on me because she'd be like, this woman is bullying me. She's cyber bullying me for something I'm selling she doesn't want to pay for.

[Drew]

Cyberbullying isn't real. Just close your iPhone.

[Enya]

What? What's the Tyler. It's like a Tyler thing that's like, close your laptop or turn off your.

[Drew]

Phone, Lock your phone or something. It's like, that's unironically, like, some of the best information I could have gotten as, like a 16 year old. Like, however old I was, like, fully, like, change the trajectory of, like, my life online forever. I'm like, oh, this isn't real. None of this is real. So it's whatever perspective, but should we tap into media?

[Enya]

Yeah, because my stomach is like. You know when I was like, oh, someone texted me bad news, my phone. I did get a text, but it wasn't. My notifications are off. It's actually. My stomach is like, my ass is vibrating and I keep thinking it's my phone.

[Drew]

I also have to go Download Modern Warfare 2 beta on my computer, which is gonna take all fucking day.

[Enya]

But I. I don't. I can't tell if my hair looks good today or, like, really bad. I think it looks, like, really bad. I hate that I had to keep cutting my hair, but now it's really healthy. Oh, my God. Also, I thought my hair couldn't curl anymore. Like, I genuinely thought it couldn't. And, like, the way how curly it gets gets now when it dries air dry is, like, actually insane. Charlie d' Amelio and Dixie d' Amelio are literally on my timeline.

[Drew]

Oh, damn.

[Enya]

Charlie and Dixie just hacked my iPhone.

[Drew]

You're getting hacked right now. What is that?

[Enya]

I don't know.

[Drew]

Screen, record it.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Drew]

But while India's dealing with her hacking, I went to the Stereo Lab concert. So obviously I've been listening to a lot of Stereo Lab, but that concert, it's like, oh, maybe one of the best things I've ever witnessed in person. Like, concert wise. Like, I would close my eyes in the middle of some songs and actually have, like, a borderline hallucinogenic trip. Like, I would close my eyes and I, like, would feel like, like, like the warm feeling of like, a Peret in my.

[Enya]

Was it like when we went to Monday evening concert almost?

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, I like, you Would close your eyes and like, you would be like elevated and. And I was like, dude, I fully understand why like hippie era existed. Like, and like that style of music and like psychedelic music exists because like it fully like at moments I really thought like I was actually having like in a hall, like a hallucinogenic like moment. And then so stereo lab for music. And then on top of that I went to. Oh, also I've been listening to American Football, that album everybody knows. What's it called? Literally self titled American Football. American Football. That album's really cool. And then I went and saw Pearl, which I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna talk about too much. I will say I liked X more. However, Mia Goth is like an exceptional actress. Like she turned her out for that role. Like there was like. Close your ears real quick. There was like a moment when she had like this 12 minute, one cut monologue or no cut monologue that like, like actually was some of the best acting performances performance I've ever seen. Maybe the best acting performance I've seen in modern times. Other than everything everywhere all at once.

[Enya]

I heard that whispering is actually worse for your throat than screaming.

[Drew]

But yeah, that's my media.

[Enya]

I. I know I'm going to get attacked for this. I swear by the next episode I will have watched both. But I never got around to watching X. So I haven't seen Pearl. And listen, when I was younger, we used to get these things before a movie started that was like, if you sell this illegally or if you record it, you will go to jail. Apparently we need these things for y' all.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Because why on my timeline, granted, some, I did see the joke that I was like, Pearl is the joker for women. And my whole timeline has been Pearl. So maybe that says something about my brain. But why the are you posting clips from a movie on TikTok? Because I. You're gonna make me and stop attacking me. Yeah, you're gonna make me slap the out of you. Because why are you trying to ruin my movie experience so that you can have the pride in being a part of a niche. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna attack you. I'm gonna get in so much trouble with my team and you're gonna destroy my career because I'm gonna hit you.

[Drew]

No, I fully know what you mean. Like, how are. Am I. I'm actually. How am I actually able to watch an entire movie on Tick Tock? Yeah, one that just came out. Like, I've seen like, like four or five clips of Pearl on my time.

[Enya]

And not saying that movies should be more. Shouldn't be more accessible because yes, yes, movie piff, whatever the dot com like all those sites.

[Drew]

Oh, tap the in serve not on Tik Tok.

[Enya]

I'm here to see pretty girls, funny jokes and fun makeup. Not to have an experience ruined for me.

[Drew]

My me and my timeline has been all fashion recently.

[Enya]

Yeah, mine has been a lot of.

[Drew]

Fashion, which is weird. Watch me get ready. It's. I just like watching like hot girls walk. That's why I like look at the fashion videos, you know, it makes me.

[Enya]

Feel really good when all these fashion accounts that are posting on the shows follow me because I'm like, maybe, maybe in these little ways I do get recognized. But I will watch X. Maybe I'll watch it tonight. I keep being like, I'll watch it tonight. I'll watch it tonight. But I got Fortnite at home so I. I just need to watch it though. If not tonight, tomorrow night. But I got invited something tomorrow night. But whatever. I'm rambling.

[Drew]

What?

[Enya]

Yeah, like this. Wait, I'll show you. Because I don't want to say it out loud, which you're welcome to coming to, but you get the vibes just based off this.

[Drew]

Oh, is it Jester and Lisa? Yeah, I think they invited me to that last week.

[Enya]

Okay, so here is my media Luna by the Smashing Pumpkins, Fell in Love, Candy Claus, Eucalyptus, mf. Dude, the one Harold Bud song that I'm not allowed to say, but it randomly. I was in this hotel room, I stayed at Nine Orchard. Remember it? They have these like channels that like play automatic playlists and tell me why I was going to put this on an IG story of mine and the exact moment I put it on, it started on the speakers and I just felt very like, wow. Like Life is so crazy wish from the new Blood Orange ep. I really, really like that song. And her and his track with Erica De Cassier. I can never say her name. So that's on me, I guess. And honestly, yeah, that's it. And then I watched my media that I've watched is I literally watched Little.

[Drew]

Nikki lit one time. I. I begged every one of our friends to like watch that movie on our projector. Like, I literally begged. I was like, please, guys, I swear to God, it's so good. It's like one of my favorite childhood movies of all time. Time. And I fought and fought and fought and finally everybody was like, sure, whatever, shut the up. We'll put it on. And then I Like, fell asleep in, like, five minutes after I came on. But I think everybody finished it. I think everybody liked it.

[Enya]

I might have tapped out. It only has 2.3.

[Drew]

It's a masterpiece.

[Enya]

I do well because of that. I get 5 stars and liked it. And I said so good. I was looking at my, like, reviews, and I'm like, I'm the worst person ever on letterboxd, but I don't care. I literally use it to track what I want to watch.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

But, yeah, I will watch X. I will watch Pearl, because that's my twin. Like, I have to go Support my girl, Ms. Mia. That is so flattering that people think I look like her because she is gorgeous, but people just think that because I think we have, like, similar eyes. But no, she has blue eyes, right? Or am I tripping?

[Drew]

Y' all look the same.

[Enya]

Y' all.

[Drew]

Y' all look, like 75. The same. Like, bleach your eyebrows. And, like, I couldn't. If you put you and her next to each other.

[Enya]

If you put a very blurry photo of us next together.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly.

[Enya]

Okay, well, I'm gonna go and poop. Thank you guys so much for tapping in. I am so happy to be back at home, back at home base. What will you guys do when we get a new set? Will you hate us? Will you leave us?

[Drew]

Because what if we were thinking about doing that? Let us know what you think.

[Enya]

Yeah, keep us. Keep us posted. But just know, at the end of the day, we will do what we want. And you need to come back, because guess what? Our livelihood depends on it. So keep that in mind. Keep that in mind. If you care about us. If you actually care about us, to.

[Drew]

Start, you want us to starve.

[Enya]

If you care about our lives, like, what the is wrong with you? I'm hungry now go watch our last episode three more times.

[Drew]

I need to pay my rent. All right, thank you guys so much.

[Enya]

Actually, guys, thank you.

[Drew]

Love you. Love you. Love you, Love you, Love you, love you, love you, love you. Bye. Bye.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and safeway. Now through June 24th. Score hot summer savings and earn four times the points. Look for in store tags on items like Kinder Bueno, Cheez it Crackers, Oscar Meyer lunchables, and just Bear chicken bites. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in store or online. For easy drive up and go pickup or delivery subject to availability restrictions apply. Visit Albertsons or Safeway.com for more details.