Podcast Summary: Emergency Intercom – Episode: Drew Bought A Birkin
Episode Details
- Title: Drew Bought A Birkin
- Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
- Release Date: August 26, 2022
- Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent)
1. Introduction and The Birkin Bag Fiasco
[00:28 – 07:02]
The episode kicks off with a humorous and chaotic discussion centered around the acquisition of a Birkin-like bag. Elsie, a recurring character, introduces her Hermes gift—a unique version of the Birkin bag made from recycled basketball leather. The hosts dive into a playful critique of the bag's aesthetics and functionalities.
- Drew: "Hermes gifted you a bag? You don't even have the lock on correctly." [02:00]
- Elsie: "No, I have it undone because it's a stylistic choice. Just like I have the plastics on the hardware. I'm trying to make a statement." [02:04]
The conversation highlights the absurdity and extravagance of high-end fashion, juxtaposed with practical and comical criticisms of the bag's design, including a concealed blade for protection.
- Elsie: "It's a big ass knife. It's basically like insurance. So if someone tried to steal my bag, I just pull this out and hack them into little pieces." [02:54]
- Drew: "Honestly, I don't know if anyone's gonna try and steal your bag. Because..." [03:03]
The banter extends to the bag's contents, revealing a mixture of luxurious items and downright bizarre objects, such as chocolate bonbons, Prostate stimulators, and even a projector. This blend of high fashion with everyday and unconventional items sets the comedic tone for the episode.
2. Personal Stories and Overcoming Challenges
[07:03 – 36:01]
Transitioning from the humorous discussion about the bag, the hosts delve into more serious and personal storytelling. Elsie shares her harrowing experience with mental health issues during high school, detailing a severe overdose incident caused by a combination of Trazodone and Ambien prescribed by her father.
- Elsie: "I took both of them at the same time. And I was watching... I felt, like, pulsing. You would have laid on top of me." [35:15]
- Drew: "Bro, shut the fuck up and go to sleep." [34:06]
Elsie recounts the physical and emotional turmoil she endured, including multiple fainting episodes and a profound fear of death. The narrative provides a raw and unfiltered glimpse into her struggles with depression and substance misuse, contrasting sharply with the earlier comedic segments.
- Elsie: "I was laying there, my body was like, started buzzing and my brain was like zapping... I was trying to avoid reality." [35:56]
- Drew: "Yes, it's a very big sign of a depression. Depressed person is if they smell like Febreze and Wrinkle release." [43:39]
This segment not only humanizes the hosts but also adds depth to the podcast, balancing humor with genuine personal experiences.
3. Shared Anecdotes and Comedic Interludes
[36:02 – 54:25]
Following the intense personal stories, the conversation shifts back to lighthearted and comedic anecdotes. The hosts share amusing incidents, such as walking into glass panes and dealing with malfunctioning scooters.
- Drew: "You know when you walk into a glass pane? That's what pretty people do." [48:59]
- Josie: "I did it three times." [49:05]
The dialogue is peppered with playful insults and inside jokes, fostering a lively and entertaining atmosphere. They discuss various misadventures, including near car accidents and the quirks of outdoor dining post-COVID.
- Drew: "Sometimes you're just not turning the wheel." [57:38]
- Elsie: "Get your own Rebel." [57:45]
4. Media Recommendations and Pop Culture Discussions
[54:26 – 64:43]
The hosts transition into their "Media of the Week" segment, where they recommend music, movies, and TV shows. They discuss albums like "Wildlife Analysis" by Boards of Canada and movies such as "Bodies, Bodies, Bodies," providing their insights and humorous critiques.
- Elsie: "It was exciting. The kills were really cool. Like the way they killed people." [58:35]
- Drew: "I would literally watch it again." [58:35]
They also touch upon personal interests, including baking shows and favorite songs from their youth, sharing nostalgic moments and humorous observations about pop culture.
- Josie: "I've been watching Junior Baking show, and it's a bunch of British kids that get together in a tent and bake." [63:49]
- Drew: "I'm about to do the AirPod Max's embroidery." [63:52]
5. Closing Remarks and Final Banter
[64:43 – 65:17]
As the episode winds down, the hosts engage in final rounds of playful teasing and light-hearted conversation about their own mishaps and preferences. They end with a mix of humor and camaraderie, reinforcing the show's comedic essence.
- Elsie: "My media of the week is my Birkin bag. I like to consume it. It's beautiful." [64:31]
- Drew: "I've been holding my for an hour. I'm gonna cut that up." [64:43]
The episode concludes with another Ryan Seacrest advertisement, signaling the end of the content-focused portion.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Elsie on the Birkin Blade: "It's a big ass knife. It's basically like insurance. So if someone tried to steal my bag, I just pull this out and hack them into little pieces." [02:54]
- Elsie on Overdose Experience: "I was laying there, my body was like, started buzzing and my brain was like zapping... I was trying to avoid reality." [35:56]
- Drew on Personal Hygiene: "Depressed person is if they smell like Febreze and Wrinkle release." [43:39]
- Drew on Glass Pane Incident: "You know when you walk into a glass pane? That's what pretty people do." [48:59]
- Elsie on Media Preferences: "My media of the week is my Birkin bag. I like to consume it. It's beautiful." [64:31]
Conclusion
In "Drew Bought A Birkin," Emergency Intercom masterfully blends humor with raw personal storytelling. The episode navigates through the hilariously absurd aspects of high-end fashion mishaps to the deeply personal experiences of the hosts, providing a multifaceted listening experience. With its engaging dialogues, notable quotes, and seamless transitions between comedic and serious topics, this episode stands out as a testament to the show's unique dynamic and relatable content.