Emergency Intercom: Episode Summary – "Drew is 16 in Dog Years"
Release Date: May 19, 2023
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (We will be violent)
1. Welcome and Recent Travels [00:49 – 03:04]
The episode kicks off with Drew and Josh addressing their recent hiatus from recording. Drew mentions returning from Korea three days prior but humorously opts not to discuss his trip in detail.
- Drew: "I got back from Korea, like, three days ago, and I'm not gonna talk about my trip. That's it." [01:20]
- Josh: "I just got back from Iceland, and then I went to Croatia for a few days." [02:55]
Kai briefly chimes in about his travels, highlighting a trip to Louisiana for filming projects.
2. Concert Antics and Harassment Issues [03:04 – 05:31]
Josh recounts a memorable moment from a Taylor Swift concert where he impulsively jumped on stage to hug Beyoncé, sparking a discussion on fan behavior and harassment.
- Josh: "What do you do? You shouldn't do that." [04:04]
- Drew: "No, but like, as you grow older, you see those kind of things and you start to realize that like, that's not just like, oh, like cute fan behavior. It's like, you're a grown ass man." [04:08]
The conversation shifts to the broader issue of harassment, emphasizing the need for men to stop harassing women.
- Josh: "Men need to stop harassing women." [04:59]
- Drew: "We should put a stop to that." [05:04]
3. Social Media and Self-Image [05:31 – 08:50]
Drew and Josh delve into the pressures of social media, particularly around Mother's Day posts and the obsession with posting photos of one’s mother.
- Drew: "Don't go and post your hot ass mom and photos of her from when she was a teenager up until now." [07:13]
- Josh: "I don't think I'll ever be able to love someone." [26:44]
They humorously critique the over-the-top nature of some social media posts, highlighting insecurities related to self-image.
4. NFTs and Digital Ownership [09:04 – 12:05]
Josh introduces the topic of NFTs, specifically the Bored Ape Yacht Club, revealing he purchased one for $27,000.
- Josh: "Have any of y'all heard of Bored Ape Yacht Club? I just bought one for $27,000." [09:04]
- Drew: "Oh, my God, Drew, have you looked up how much?" [09:37]
The hosts humorously discuss the practical uses (or lack thereof) of NFTs, debating their value and future potential.
- Josh: "It's all online. It's literally just code." [10:04]
- Drew: "If I have the screenshot on my phone and you don't know I have it, I have it." [10:25]
5. TV Shows and Media Consumption [12:05 – 19:25]
The conversation shifts to TV shows, with Josh lamenting his binge-watching of Young Sheldon and expressing disdain for low-quality TV content.
- Josh: "I've been so, so, so down bad emotionally... I watched literally every single episode of Young Sheldon in two weeks." [13:05]
- Drew: "They just have a bunch of drunk people there getting snacks." [28:09]
Drew and Josh critique various TV shows, discussing their quality and impact on viewers.
- Drew: "Grace and Frankie. Yeah, that's unironically a good show." [14:49]
- Josh: "Working Moms. Terrible show, terrible acting, but it's addicting." [15:27]
6. Concert Experiences and Ear Damage [16:23 – 19:25]
Josh shares his experience attending a Death Grips concert, detailing the intense environment and the resulting ear damage.
- Josh: "I experienced a level of ear damage that I was fully not prepared for." [16:23]
- Drew: "It was super cool. It was the first... I don't know that it felt like it was the closest I've been to being at, like, a punk or a hardcore show." [18:22]
They discuss the physical and emotional effects of attending loud concerts, highlighting both the thrill and the downsides.
7. Music Festivals and Dream Lineups [19:25 – 44:35]
The hosts entertain the idea of hosting their own music festival, debating which artists they would include in their dream lineups.
- Josh: "I would have to say Aphex Twin, Radiohead, and Philip Glass." [42:21]
- Drew: "I would love to see Neptunes or Pharrell perform." [52:29]
Kai adds his suggestions, mentioning artists like AI Drake, The Kid Laroi, and Machine Gun Kelly.
- Kai: "AI Drake, the Kid Laroi, and Machine Gun Kelly." [44:18]
The discussion is filled with humor as they imagine unconventional and eclectic festival lineups.
8. Personal Insecurities and Conversation Dynamics [33:28 – 36:59]
Drew expresses insecurity about talking too much in conversations, fearing he dominates discussions and makes others uncomfortable.
- Drew: "I talk a lot. Like, I get into a room, and I will not shut the up." [33:40]
- Josh: "I used to really badly just, like, cut people off and start talking." [35:13]
They reflect on their communication styles, acknowledging the challenges of balancing extroversion and active listening.
- Drew: "My vice is attention. If you're gonna be in a room with me and give me attention, oh, babe, it's on." [36:38]
- Josh: "I don't know. No one's going to be able to love me the way I want them to love me." [26:44]
9. Closing Discussions and Final Thoughts [44:35 – 48:59]
As the episode nears its end, the hosts continue their banter about music preferences, festival planning, and humorous interactions.
- Drew: "We're just poppin' you on the worst thing mankind has ever done to society. Society." [33:28]
- Josh: "Bad bunny collab. That's who I thought Kai was gonna say." [49:16]
They wrap up with lighthearted jokes and setting the stage for future episodes.
Notable Quotes
- Drew: "Everything means nothing to me." [00:58]
- Josh: "I was showing my love." [04:06]
- Drew: "You have to stop harassing women." [05:04]
- Josh: "I just lost the down payment on the house." [11:28]
- Drew: "I need to kiss you." [36:38]
- Josh: "No one's going to be able to love me the way I want them to love me." [26:44]
Conclusion
In this episode of Emergency Intercom, Drew, Josh, and Kai navigate through a myriad of topics ranging from personal travel stories and concert experiences to social media dynamics and the burgeoning world of NFTs. Their candid and comedic discussions shed light on personal insecurities, societal issues like harassment, and the ever-evolving landscape of entertainment. The hosts' banter is both engaging and introspective, providing listeners with a blend of humor and thoughtful commentary.
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