Drew is 16 in dog years

Summary

Emergency Intercom: Episode Summary – "Drew is 16 in Dog Years"

Release Date: May 19, 2023
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (We will be violent)

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1. Welcome and Recent Travels [00:49 – 03:04]

The episode kicks off with Drew and Josh addressing their recent hiatus from recording. Drew mentions returning from Korea three days prior but humorously opts not to discuss his trip in detail.

• Drew: "I got back from Korea, like, three days ago, and I'm not gonna talk about my trip. That's it." [01:20]
• Josh: "I just got back from Iceland, and then I went to Croatia for a few days." [02:55]

Kai briefly chimes in about his travels, highlighting a trip to Louisiana for filming projects.

2. Concert Antics and Harassment Issues [03:04 – 05:31]

Josh recounts a memorable moment from a Taylor Swift concert where he impulsively jumped on stage to hug Beyoncé, sparking a discussion on fan behavior and harassment.

• Josh: "What do you do? You shouldn't do that." [04:04]
• Drew: "No, but like, as you grow older, you see those kind of things and you start to realize that like, that's not just like, oh, like cute fan behavior. It's like, you're a grown ass man." [04:08]

The conversation shifts to the broader issue of harassment, emphasizing the need for men to stop harassing women.

• Josh: "Men need to stop harassing women." [04:59]
• Drew: "We should put a stop to that." [05:04]

3. Social Media and Self-Image [05:31 – 08:50]

Drew and Josh delve into the pressures of social media, particularly around Mother's Day posts and the obsession with posting photos of one’s mother.

• Drew: "Don't go and post your hot ass mom and photos of her from when she was a teenager up until now." [07:13]
• Josh: "I don't think I'll ever be able to love someone." [26:44]

They humorously critique the over-the-top nature of some social media posts, highlighting insecurities related to self-image.

4. NFTs and Digital Ownership [09:04 – 12:05]

Josh introduces the topic of NFTs, specifically the Bored Ape Yacht Club, revealing he purchased one for $27,000.

• Josh: "Have any of y'all heard of Bored Ape Yacht Club? I just bought one for $27,000." [09:04]
• Drew: "Oh, my God, Drew, have you looked up how much?" [09:37]

The hosts humorously discuss the practical uses (or lack thereof) of NFTs, debating their value and future potential.

• Josh: "It's all online. It's literally just code." [10:04]
• Drew: "If I have the screenshot on my phone and you don't know I have it, I have it." [10:25]

5. TV Shows and Media Consumption [12:05 – 19:25]

The conversation shifts to TV shows, with Josh lamenting his binge-watching of Young Sheldon and expressing disdain for low-quality TV content.

• Josh: "I've been so, so, so down bad emotionally... I watched literally every single episode of Young Sheldon in two weeks." [13:05]
• Drew: "They just have a bunch of drunk people there getting snacks." [28:09]

Drew and Josh critique various TV shows, discussing their quality and impact on viewers.

• Drew: "Grace and Frankie. Yeah, that's unironically a good show." [14:49]
• Josh: "Working Moms. Terrible show, terrible acting, but it's addicting." [15:27]

6. Concert Experiences and Ear Damage [16:23 – 19:25]

Josh shares his experience attending a Death Grips concert, detailing the intense environment and the resulting ear damage.

• Josh: "I experienced a level of ear damage that I was fully not prepared for." [16:23]
• Drew: "It was super cool. It was the first... I don't know that it felt like it was the closest I've been to being at, like, a punk or a hardcore show." [18:22]

They discuss the physical and emotional effects of attending loud concerts, highlighting both the thrill and the downsides.

7. Music Festivals and Dream Lineups [19:25 – 44:35]

The hosts entertain the idea of hosting their own music festival, debating which artists they would include in their dream lineups.

• Josh: "I would have to say Aphex Twin, Radiohead, and Philip Glass." [42:21]
• Drew: "I would love to see Neptunes or Pharrell perform." [52:29]

Kai adds his suggestions, mentioning artists like AI Drake, The Kid Laroi, and Machine Gun Kelly.

• Kai: "AI Drake, the Kid Laroi, and Machine Gun Kelly." [44:18]

The discussion is filled with humor as they imagine unconventional and eclectic festival lineups.

8. Personal Insecurities and Conversation Dynamics [33:28 – 36:59]

Drew expresses insecurity about talking too much in conversations, fearing he dominates discussions and makes others uncomfortable.

• Drew: "I talk a lot. Like, I get into a room, and I will not shut the up." [33:40]
• Josh: "I used to really badly just, like, cut people off and start talking." [35:13]

They reflect on their communication styles, acknowledging the challenges of balancing extroversion and active listening.

• Drew: "My vice is attention. If you're gonna be in a room with me and give me attention, oh, babe, it's on." [36:38]
• Josh: "I don't know. No one's going to be able to love me the way I want them to love me." [26:44]

9. Closing Discussions and Final Thoughts [44:35 – 48:59]

As the episode nears its end, the hosts continue their banter about music preferences, festival planning, and humorous interactions.

• Drew: "We're just poppin' you on the worst thing mankind has ever done to society. Society." [33:28]
• Josh: "Bad bunny collab. That's who I thought Kai was gonna say." [49:16]

They wrap up with lighthearted jokes and setting the stage for future episodes.

Notable Quotes

• Drew: "Everything means nothing to me." [00:58]
• Josh: "I was showing my love." [04:06]
• Drew: "You have to stop harassing women." [05:04]
• Josh: "I just lost the down payment on the house." [11:28]
• Drew: "I need to kiss you." [36:38]
• Josh: "No one's going to be able to love me the way I want them to love me." [26:44]

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Conclusion

In this episode of Emergency Intercom, Drew, Josh, and Kai navigate through a myriad of topics ranging from personal travel stories and concert experiences to social media dynamics and the burgeoning world of NFTs. Their candid and comedic discussions shed light on personal insecurities, societal issues like harassment, and the ever-evolving landscape of entertainment. The hosts' banter is both engaging and introspective, providing listeners with a blend of humor and thoughtful commentary.

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Note: This summary omits advertisements, intros, outros, and non-content sections to focus solely on the core discussions and interactions of the podcast episode.

Transcript

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[Drew]

Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

[Josh]

We Emergency Intercom. Ooh.

[Drew]

Everything means nothing to me. Everything means nothing to me.

[Josh]

Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. I'm like, oh, it feels like we haven't recorded in, like, a month, but it's literally because we haven't recorded in a month. We've just been putting out stacked episodes for you guys, so this feels new and fresh, feels exciting.

[Drew]

I feel good. Oh, wait. What is it? All right, well, I got back from Korea, like, three days ago, and I'm not gonna talk about my trip. That's it.

[Josh]

They don't deserve that.

[Drew]

Yeah, like, you think? Oh, guys, good. Really good news. Like, my last note was just wag and E, but I think I was trying to make. I was really high and trying to make a joke to Josh that was not flying that you would have loved. But we were watching the cut videos. We were, like, binging the cut and jubilee videos, and we were cracking up. But I think it was because I was, like, so high that I was making a joke about literally everything that happened, and we were cracking up together about it. And this guy, I think his, like, name was, like, Wagner and Cosmo. And then I turned to Drew and Wanda ain't slick. And he was just like, what? And I was like, because if you change, if you turn the D up. And I, like, wrote it out to, like, true. I was like, if you turn the G upside down, it was a D. And then if you moved it with the end, it's like Cosmo and Wanda.

[Josh]

Yeah, well, Cosmo and Wanda literally are not slick. Like, no one's talking about that. Like, Cosmo and Wanda. Cosmo and Wanda. Like, that's crazy.

[Drew]

Like, this is insane, guys. And nobody is talking about it.

[Josh]

Yeah, I mean, I also see Cosmo and Wanda with the vase and your edibles.

[Drew]

I don't have those. I don't take those.

[Josh]

Yeah, true, true. But, yeah, I just got back from Iceland, and Then I went to Croatia for a few days.

[Drew]

Like, I don't remember any of that happening.

[Josh]

And then I went to Austria to film a couple movies. And then.

[Drew]

Are you even allowed to say that?

[Josh]

Yeah. And then I had a pit stop in Louisiana for a week and I was filming down there. Very special project.

[Drew]

Texas. Louisiana.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Is that. Yeah, she like names a bit hot.

[Josh]

Sauce in my bag.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Yeah. I don't know if that's the same song. My daddy, Alabama mama, Louisiana makes that Texas. Hey, get a Texas.

[Drew]

At the Beyonce concert. Should I jump on stage and try to hug Beyonce?

[Josh]

Yeah, I was, I was at. I forgot what concert I was at, but it was a Taylor Swift concert and I was like front row and she was singing. What song was it? I forget. Yeah, yeah. And I like jumped on stage. Yeah. And grabbed her ankle.

[Drew]

What the fudge do? You shouldn't do that.

[Josh]

Like, I was showing my love.

[Drew]

No, but like, as you grow older, you see those kind of things and you start to realize that like, that's not just like, oh, like cute fan behavior. It's like, you're a grown ass man. You shouldn't be like running after a woman.

[Josh]

16.

[Drew]

Okay, but like, 16, yeah, in dog years. But like.

[Josh]

No, but I was talking to Enya about that specific incident and I was like, I was like, holy. Like growing up, you'd see something like that, like Bjork getting attacked on stage or something. And like, I didn't think a second thought about it. I was like, oh, that sucks. But like. Or like a paparazzi photo, like someone being weird in a paparazzi thing. And I was like, oh, that's weird. But I wouldn't really think much about it, but. But then I saw Taylor Swift get attacked on stage and I was like, oh my God, like, that is scary.

[Drew]

Was like, literally, people need to like stop harassing women.

[Josh]

Like, no, like, that's like something I've been thinking about is like, men need to stop harassing women.

[Drew]

Oh my God. Wow. Oh, wow. Yeah, I didn't think about it like that, but I think we should put a stop to that.

[Josh]

Yeah, I think it's like really important.

[Drew]

But it's going to be like a bill that gets put into place so it won't have action for another two years. It has to go through like all.

[Josh]

The way, the, the motions. Like, you know how it is.

[Drew]

I was gonna say something right after that and I fully forgot, so I guess it doesn't matter. And I don't know why I'm mentioning that. I Was gonna say something because I have nothing to say.

[Josh]

Yeah, you're with the flow of the podcast.

[Drew]

I'm sorry, Sorry.

[Josh]

You're with the vibe. I'm just gonna get on my phone.

[Drew]

Okay, here's my. Every time we pick up our phone, it's to look at our nose.

[Josh]

I know.

[Drew]

It really does look like we're like, all right.

[Josh]

It makes me so insecure because it looks like I can't be off my ph than an hour. And I swear to God, I just open the notes app and pull it up and scroll through how many I have. I watched, like, a CGI breakdown of that movie, and, like, obviously it's Avatar, so it's going to be groundbreaking and completely revolutionized. Like, CGI forever. But, like, that scene of him on the rock, he was acting alone, like, at the end of the movie. I don't know if you've seen it, but, like, he wasn't acting with anybody. And they, like, added that character in afterwards, and he was dragging, like, a bag up that rock. The rock was real, but the water, everything else was all fake. It was crazy. Like, that movie is, like, so insane. The water physics.

[Drew]

So maybe I overstepped. Maybe he's, like, a good actor, but he's no, like, Meryl Streep. Like, you should have put Meryl Streep on that rock. And let's see what we.

[Kai]

That was the kid Leroy really, really is wow.

[Drew]

He starts emoting and, like, floating around.

[Josh]

With awful Fortnite fucking. I do the same thing that I ever would change, even though I never said I would.

[Drew]

The kid Laroi literally confuses the out of me. Kid Laroi falls under Ed Sheeran to me, where I'm like, who is listening?

[Josh]

No, I fully agree. It's giving, like, young blood energy. Actually, I understand who listens to young blood, but, like, I fully agree. Like, is he Australian? Like, how did he blow up so fast?

[Drew]

I don't know. Well, I know Mother's Day already passed, but I'm gonna be the one to say it. Is your stomach twerking as somebody with a complicated mother story? Enough. Oh, actually, this year I didn't see any. And I was so grateful. Enough with the backhanded ass. Oh, like, and for those of you who don't have a mother, like, don't go and post your hot ass mom and photos of her from when she was a teenager up until now. And, like, all the love she's given you for, like, 15 story slides in a row. And then the last thing is, like, and. And if you don't have a mother, these are for you. And the fake flowers, Like, I don't fucking want to see that. I just want to see your hot mom.

[Josh]

Yeah, I want to see your mom's fucking knockers on the beach. What? No, but I feel like it's all done, like, really with, like, the most purest of intentions. And I don't even think they've realized it yet, but in a couple of years they will realize that, like, oh, maybe. I don't know. Because I don't know.

[Drew]

I'm sure there are some people who do find it, like, but I'm just a cut. And I'm like, don't do that. Like, don't. But you know what it is? It's like the mix. It's like selfie with my mom. With my mom today. My mom when she was 10, my mom when she was 15. My mom now. Oh, my God, my mom is awesome.

[Josh]

Oh, yikes. So you don't have.

[Drew]

I've come to the realization that you probably don't have a mom. Oh, my God, this is so awful. I'm really sorry. Back to my mom. And then it was just like, back to hot moms. But it is lit because you get to see all the friends who are going to be really hot when they're old. So you get to keep an eye on them and be like, damn, I'm going to have sex with you when we're 80.

[Josh]

So you're literally grooming children and just.

[Kai]

Grooming, like, 25 year old.

[Josh]

Yeah, and grooming 30 year old somebody.

[Drew]

Starting at the age of 30. I'm like, damn, in 30 years, you're still going to be hot. Like, we got to keep this going.

[Josh]

I don't know if anyone has actually heard about this yet. And it's something that, like, I'm kind of really passionate about right now, but. Have any of y' all heard of Bored Ape Yacht Club? I just bought one.

[Drew]

Oh, the Though that's the NFT thing that was, like, happening like, three years ago.

[Josh]

I think it's new. Actually. I just bought one, like, a couple days ago.

[Drew]

How much did you buy it for?

[Josh]

$27,000.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, Drew, have you looked up how much? No. Have you looked up how much?

[Kai]

Those things are worth it. It's a good price.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Dude, have you ever thought about.

[Josh]

So this is a thing already?

[Drew]

Yeah, it's. Dude, it's like, gone. It's like they covered up the murals for it. Like, no more entry to close stickers.

[Josh]

On the parking Meters are peeling, like, peeling the QR code.

[Kai]

What do you get? Do you get, like, a bunch of stuff?

[Josh]

No, you literally just get like a digital painting, like a picture online. It's like a.

[Kai]

You get like a physical painting.

[Josh]

No, it's all online. It's literally just code.

[Drew]

Oh, so it's like if you, like, Googled, like, the Mona Lisa and you looked at it. Kind of.

[Kai]

Kind of, yeah, but even less, cuz.

[Josh]

But I own it. I own it. It's written in the code. It's. I own it. It's written in the code. Like, you can't screenshot it because, like, you don't own that screenshot. I own it.

[Drew]

But if I have the screenshot on my phone and you don't know I have it, I have it.

[Josh]

Also, they promised me, like, sexbot versions of it coming out soon.

[Drew]

Oh, is that like.

[Josh]

Which, now that I'm saying that out loud, is kind of weird.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Because I don't want that. Really?

[Drew]

It sounds like that was kind of like the lead reason of why you bought it.

[Kai]

It seems like that's why you do.

[Drew]

You know, if it's worth anything now, you should look it up.

[Josh]

I think it. Oh, yeah, I'll look. I think it's gone up in price.

[Kai]

Yeah. Let's take a look at the most recent price.

[Drew]

I'm gonna assume it's like, what?

[Josh]

Yeah, it's gone up.

[Kai]

What did it say? What was the number?

[Drew]

Because you said you bought it for 27, 000, so how much is it?

[Kai]

What's the number, Drew? What?

[Josh]

Okay, well, I'm gonna say the number. It isn't. And it's not seventeen hundred dollars.

[Drew]

I mean, that's still pretty impressive. I thought you were gonna say zero. So you're making. Oh, it's like you spent $26,000 for fun.

[Josh]

I just said it wasn't that number.

[Kai]

So are you freaking out? You seem like you're freaking out, like you lost a lot of money.

[Josh]

I just lost the fucking down payment on the house. I just lost. I just lost our double mortgage.

[Drew]

Can I get anything here with this? I'm going to start going to the.

[Josh]

Wall and be like, can I pay with this?

[Drew]

Do you like, does anybody here want this? Like, what's the vibe? I feel like in certain places, people will be like, holy, you have one. But that's like, in Arkansas, like 18 million years for any, like, data collections.

[Josh]

People who still use, like, Instagram reels as their main source, like, they're like 10 years behind. Tick tock.

[Drew]

I feel like the NFT thing was a huge reels people thing.

[Kai]

Yeah, there's a big.

[Josh]

That's what I'm saying.

[Drew]

Hold on, I'm leaving. I'm done.

[Kai]

Huh?

[Josh]

Thank God.

[Kai]

I came out of nowhere. I didn't see that coming.

[Josh]

I don't give a about you. Her, y' all. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You almost hit my hat off.

[Drew]

Okay, and then what? Like, what? Doesn't matter.

[Kai]

You guys know that this isn't normal to treat each other like.

[Drew]

Oh, what? That's our normal? Is that. That was.

[Kai]

That was weird.

[Drew]

That was.

[Josh]

That's the new normal?

[Drew]

Yeah, that's the new norm.

[Kai]

You got up without saying anything, and then he just said that he hated you and you came back and slapped him.

[Drew]

Are you mad at me? No, Exactly. Like what people love to. People love to project onto us.

[Kai]

Not sensitive. This is.

[Drew]

Listen, we run things and we make it work, okay?

[Kai]

They're going to say in the comments that I'm right.

[Drew]

They're not. Oh, you think they're going to side with you?

[Kai]

No, they won't.

[Josh]

I've been so, so, so down bad emotionally and, like, I mean, even physically, like, I've just, like, kind of deteriorated. I'm like, rotted bitch. I'm a rotted ass bitch right now. And it's so bad that I watched literally every single episode of Young Sheldon in two weeks.

[Drew]

I don't know what that is.

[Josh]

It's Big Bang Theory spin off of him when he was a little kid. Yeah, I know. It's really bad. And now my ear. This ear is ringing and it's, like, kind of scaring me. Well, the thing is, yeah, I'm dead serious.

[Drew]

Down to watch really bad TV shows.

[Josh]

It's not that bad. Like, I love bad tv.

[Drew]

He literally will, like, be like, oh, I just finished the, like, 18 seasons of, like, Martha and Me. And I'm like, what the is Martha and Me? And he's like, oh, it's the show about these, like, two older ladies who get their kickback. Like, what's that one show you're watching? It was literally two old ladies who were like, we've got our spunk back.

[Josh]

It was their husbands. Their husbands cheated on them with each other. So their husbands were gay. That's actually an unironically good show. Like, I'll go to the great. Yeah. Their husbands were gay and cheating on them for, like, 40 years of their marriage. They got together. So the two women that were left by their husbands moved into their beach home together and, like, kind of just, like, existed and are really going back or whatever the fucking word is, is going back into the dating pool and, like, just experiencing life as, like, single women after, like, 40 years. It's actually really fucking good. But it's called Will and Will and Grace. Grace and Will Grayson. William. I don't know.

[Kai]

You're talking about Will and Grace.

[Josh]

No, I think it's. I don't. I think that's the wrong show.

[Drew]

It's like, Frankie and.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, Frankie and Grace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

But that's like. That's like, like. So I started the show how I met your mother, and it's, like, amazing. It's phenomenal.

[Josh]

No, I do watch TV shows that no one's ever heard of or ever spoken about, ever, and no one's ever.

[Drew]

Talked about that show.

[Josh]

You're talking about young Sheldon. Like, I feel like it's pretty.

[Drew]

Frank and Grace.

[Josh]

Grace and Frankie.

[Drew]

Like, I've never seen anyone be like, God, I just finished this. It was amazing.

[Josh]

Has won an Emmy.

[Drew]

I think that doesn't mean much.

[Josh]

Yeah, true.

[Kai]

Dude. I'm imagining the. The Netflix employees looking at the analytics of who's watching it, and they're like, 99% of our viewers are 68 over, but there's 1%.

[Drew]

There's one little sliver, and it's true. And then they go into his account, and he's watching, like, young Sheldon.

[Josh]

Like, oh, yeah, okay. That actually makes a lot of sense, the crossovers there. And then. I also have been watching Working moms. Terrible show, terrible acting, but it's addicting. Like, you. I like. What it is, is I fall in love with the characters. Like, I love watching the character growth and, like, people learning lessons. Like, it just. You don't see that in the real world because everyone's a bitch.

[Drew]

If you go out in the real world and meet people, you might find that you fall in love with characters in real life.

[Josh]

I see. No.

[Drew]

Drew likes to. You like to microdose your reality so that each time it's as potent when it gives you serotonin.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly. That's what I did. Last night. We went to the Death Grips concert. Big, long time coming for me, and I'm glad I got to see them live. And it was everything I wanted and more. However, I experienced a level of ear damage that I was fully not prepared for. I like. You know when you leave a concert and you're kind of by the speaker and it's, like, really loud. You leave it, and there's, like, that faint, like, Buzzing and it's kind of muffled and it's just like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. I should wear earplugs to the next concert I go to. It was completely different. Like, specifically my right ear, which was facing the monitor the whole show or most of the show. Like, the. The ringing was, like, crunchy and faded and deep. And I could, like, feel it, like, deep inside my head, like in the back. And I was like, oh, I. I actually really did cause, like, permanent ear damage. And this ear, I can already feel it, like, going out and, like, just ringing and. But yeah, it was fan tastic. And I was really scared to be in that environment because I was like, I don't want to be, like, pushed and punched and bleeding, but, like, they're really respectful. Like, people that go to those shows are, like, hella respectful, I think.

[Drew]

And also, like, stays in, like, the center fold.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

It's like, if you get sucked in, then it's. There's no problem. I saw a dude who lost his shoe. Like, he came out of the.

[Josh]

After, like, the second song.

[Drew]

Yeah. And he didn't have a shoe. And his friend was cracking up and, like, making fun of him.

[Josh]

Yeah. It was also really funny watching everybody leave the pit, like, literally looking like they just jumped into the pool fully clothed, like, sweating their asses off with, like, a traumatized. Yeah, like a traumatized, like, come and see ass, like, face. Like, literally ptsd, like. Like ears ringing, like, flashbanged, like. Yeah, it was awesome to just. People watch, too.

[Drew]

It was super cool. It was the first, like. Because I don't know that it felt like it was the closest I've been to being at, like, a punk or a hardcore show.

[Josh]

Yeah, same.

[Drew]

I said that to some, like, the random girl who I talked to online. She's like, this isn't that, though. And I was like, I feel like.

[Josh]

That community is, like, very protective over.

[Drew]

No, it was a girl who wasn't a fan of Death Grip. She went. She was a. Because her boyfriend was a huge fan. And she, like, walked out. She was like, I think I might go get a merch because, like, he's so happy to be here. And then I was like. I was like, yeah, you should do that. That'd be sweet. And then we were just talking about the show, and I was like, yeah, I don't listen to, like, much, like, hardcore, like, punk or just, like, any, like, super heavy music like this anymore. So it's, like, really interesting to be back in it and, like, seeing it live and Then she was like, I don't think this is, like, punker hardcore or anything like that, though.

[Josh]

And I was like, I feel like it's pretty hardcore. Like, okay, there's like.

[Drew]

But then we just, like, had a moment of science. I was like, yeah, I guess. Because I was like, what am I supposed to say now? Like. Like, oh, sorry.

[Josh]

I'm sorry.

[Drew]

What I heard in the car, like, that wasn't like that. But then I was like, but you literally were just standing in there, and it's, like, fully, like, drummed, borderline screamo happening inside.

[Josh]

The. The craziest thing is, like, this just stemmed another thought is, like, looking at, like, rap shows. Like, and, you know, like, during a rap show, when you hear all the white kids going, hey, hey, hey. Like, you know what I'm talking about? Like, they, like, get into it a lot. What I realized is concerts for, like, white boys, Suburbia are just mass stimming events. Like, they go to just, like, stim together. Like, because that's all that is. Same with hardcore shows.

[Kai]

Like, it's a Fight Club club.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kai]

It's basically just Fight Club for real.

[Josh]

Like, we don't talk about Sting at Fight Club movie. So I'm like, sure, but I thought you were one of the boys. I thought you were one of the freaking boys.

[Drew]

I started that movie and fell asleep.

[Josh]

Well, no, I literally, like, could have told you that you didn't see Fight Club because, like, you're a little girl.

[Drew]

Was that Casey?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh. This the most silent entry I've ever heard in my life.

[Josh]

I know. That was elite from the back. That was actually elite.

[Drew]

Hey, you were, like, hobbling down the hallway. Oh, it's because you're carrying something. It literally, from the back, looked like your hands were tied and you were being, like, dragged out to death.

[Josh]

Big moment, crossover episode. This is huge. Whoa. When worlds collide.

[Drew]

The universes are colliding. Well, I. What the hell? Oh, my God. Sorry. I didn't think that would upset him, but it, like, upset him really bad, so he needs a moment.

[Josh]

I was just checking the front door.

[Drew]

Oh. Oh, because you didn't hear the front door.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah.

[Drew]

It was the most silent because it's.

[Josh]

Normally loud as they're, like, wrestling immediate. That's not wrestling, babe.

[Drew]

Oh. Oh, my God. Well, I wish it was, like, 1829 and cheating was just something for, like, 10 villagers to talk about, because now cheating is like an Instagram marathon. It's like everybody on the ground was gonna reset that.

[Josh]

I. I wasn't like, paying attention. Like, not even trying to be funny because I wanted to hear it. I love when you talk about, like, people cheating.

[Drew]

I said, I wish it was like 18, like, 29 or something. Again, when someone cheating on someone was just like, gossip for 10 villagers. And then it kind of stopped there, but now it's like, ig content for the masses, and people are like, so and so cheated on me.

[Josh]

Like, you saw the video of the girl laughing in her boyfriend's face.

[Drew]

Oh, I did see that, but that's not what sparked that. What sparked that was. I was watching little woman, and I could never say that word. Woman. Woman. Little woman. Like, plural.

[Josh]

Little women.

[Kai]

Women, Women, women.

[Drew]

I literally can't say it.

[Josh]

Victor. Women. Yama.

[Drew]

That's like a known thing, though.

[Josh]

You know that I like, I always say woman, like, and she says volume in women. Like, turn up the value.

[Drew]

Women. Little women. Is that how you say it? Women? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I saw that movie and then you.

[Josh]

Said it so many times that it's.

[Drew]

Literally cheating in it.

[Josh]

There's not necessarily change the meaning of the word.

[Drew]

Like, cheating could happen. And who cares? Because you have one neighbor every 18 acres. Like, who gives a.

[Josh]

Is that a movie or a show?

[Drew]

That's a movie. You haven't seen that?

[Josh]

Is that the Greta Gerwig one?

[Drew]

Yeah. Oh, have you not seen that?

[Josh]

No, I don't give a about that movie.

[Kai]

That's good. You should see it.

[Josh]

Is it actually.

[Drew]

It actually is so good. Yeah, I saw.

[Josh]

I take that back. I do want to see it, and I do give a about it because I don't want to be attacked.

[Drew]

When I saw it the first time, I did really like it, but, like, I was just like, this is a good movie. But this time it made me so sad.

[Josh]

Wait, hold on. Is it the one based a long time ago, like the Victorian era?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Let me see.

[Drew]

I don't know if you've seen it, because I saw Alone with Orion when I first saw it. We went to the movies.

[Kai]

It's like girls in colonial times.

[Drew]

Yeah. And Timothy.

[Kai]

He looks good in that.

[Drew]

He's a in that.

[Josh]

I haven't seen it.

[Drew]

No, it's really good. That's where it's like, I want to be more. I'm more than a just a woman. I'm more than a lover. I want to make things. Yeah, whatever.

[Josh]

Joe, you can make sandwiches.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. What's wrong with you?

[Kai]

Period?

[Drew]

But that movie made me so sad. But no one cheats in that movie. But it did have me thinking about cheating.

[Josh]

Oh, nice.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josh]

When I. When I say like, that, I've been thinking about that. Actually, though, when I say like, that, that's, like, really, really misogynistic and evil. It just reminds me of this comment where someone was like, I really like her on the podcast, but that boy just has, like, seventh grade humor that just isn't funny. Like, edgy seventh grade humor that isn't funny. And it, like, is. That was seared into my brain forever. And I was like, I'm more advanced than that. Like, there's layers to this. There's literal layers.

[Drew]

Always either that comment or, like, he. He's really funny. She's just annoying. It's like, girl, you don't enjoy being alone with yourself because everybody in your life makes you feel shameful for being a woman, and that's okay. But do not put that on me. Oh, grow the up. Because once you're 24, you're gonna look back at those kind of comments and be like, damn, I was misogynistic. I'll never forget my. My ex being like, yeah, she's on her feminism or whatever right now.

[Josh]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

And then getting you into being a feminist.

[Josh]

Right then getting feminist books for my birthday.

[Kai]

That's so funny.

[Drew]

One of them actually was really good. It was like a writer for. I don't remember what show, but it was like a. I have to. I can't remember, but it's like a screenwriter and her talking about how big of a shift there was in, like, the late 2010s or like, the late 2000s, before the 2010s of, like, more female writers getting into positions where, like, they were writing female characters. And, like, it was actually a really good book, but that's what I didn't read because it was like, 10 laws of feminism.

[Josh]

That's that I was actually written by one of those women in the early 2000.

[Drew]

Okay. I always get that vibe because you're, like, very, like, well rounded.

[Josh]

I'm a good boy.

[Drew]

And you say misogynistic things, but, like, only for fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Oh, it's all fun and games at the end of the day because we're all going to die.

[Drew]

Dating a singer is. You might as well be dating somebody from fucking Hollywood Fix because you're about to be gossiped about. Like, you're dating a gossiper because you're about to listen to that next song. It's gonna be like, she's a bitch. Fuck her. And it's like, damn, I know.

[Josh]

I don't Know why you would literally ever act, like, make the decision to date? I guess like love, like does has no bounds. Like. But I don't get it. I don't get love.

[Drew]

You didn't even finish this. I don't even know why you would like, make the decision. I guess because love. Yeah. I mean, like, you don't know why you would like, choose to date like a singer, songwriter.

[Josh]

Yeah. I think that's like the worst decision you can ever made. But then I was like, oh, wait, like love has no bounds. Like you can kind of just.

[Drew]

That's gorgeous.

[Josh]

Except for me.

[Kai]

What?

[Drew]

Like love has bounds for you?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Oh, geez. I think that's the saddest thing you've ever seen.

[Drew]

That's what I'm saying.

[Josh]

It's like not really something off limits.

[Drew]

Oh, you're saying. But you didn't mention men at all in that sentence of you're. Are you okay?

[Josh]

I don't think I'll ever be able to love someone.

[Kai]

Oh my God.

[Drew]

I think so. You love everyone in your life.

[Josh]

I don't know. No one's. No one's going to be able to love me the way I want them to love me.

[Drew]

Have you.

[Josh]

No one's going to let me. No.

[Kai]

I know you on hinge.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Drew]

Let's pop you on the worst thing mankind has ever done to society. Society.

[Josh]

No one's loves will be able to love me the way I love them.

[Drew]

My God. You were written by a woman, right? You have this longing in you that I feel like is so.

[Josh]

It's powerful, it's attractive. It's you.

[Drew]

I wouldn't say it was attractive.

[Josh]

It's my passion.

[Drew]

Okay. Also, I decided we need to look further. Oh, I think he wants you to give him that love.

[Josh]

That's my passion.

[Kai]

Oh, I've. I've. I've given him.

[Drew]

Go like this. The other nostril. Yeah.

[Josh]

How would you let me exist like this?

[Drew]

No, I just noticed it, but it was like barely noticeable. Can you get back in frame so I can keep talking, bro? Like, sorry.

[Josh]

I was banging Kai's dad from the back.

[Drew]

Oh my God. Why? Why is he in our bathroom time?

[Kai]

Well, he drew all the time and all.

[Josh]

He just brought him down. And your dad's next.

[Drew]

Oh my God. If you joked about that with my dad, my dad would crack up. He'd be like, haha, all right. Oh my God, I lost the thought. Oh, we need to look further into pda because those are the kind of who like that public. That's the kind of person who watches, like, in a glass box that's only one way, like, see through. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Josh]

The Alexander McQueen Runway.

[Drew]

Yeah. Queen box. Because I saw a couple the other day in aisle fucking seven of Erewhon. Like, this guy also. There were so many drunk people in Erewhon the other night, and I was like, it's literally a Wednesday night, but there were a bunch of drunk people there getting snacks. I was like, this is not the place to get drunk people snacks. Like, this is where to get, like, that one specific yogurt and then you leave.

[Josh]

Exactly. You get good cottage cheese and chamomile lavender yogurt, and then you leave.

[Drew]

But they were, like, holding each other. Like, the dude was holding the girl, like, by the neck, and she was pressed up against him, and I was like, okay, y' all are doing something. And, like, he kept, like, kind of squeezing her, and I was like, y' all are doing something that is actually making you horny in public right now. Because I know things are pressing on things right now, and I need to. I need you to get out of this store. Like, yeah, y' all are making. Actively, like, making each other horny in the middle of, like, a serial public play. Yeah, it's literally. They were into public play or something. And that's so much a PDA. Much of PDAs, like, you must be into public play, because why the am I. I don't want to see your tongue exit your mouth and enter someone else's mouth.

[Josh]

Like a cute little kiss handhold, a hug, holding each other, or, like, pulling down your pants and giving each other blow jobs on the vagina and penis. Like, that's okay.

[Drew]

I don't. I think that would get you arrested. One.

[Josh]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Giving each other blowjobs on the vagina and penis. When it comes to sex and relationships, he's literally just chat. GPT.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. He just took a line. He just did a line.

[Josh]

Blur that.

[Kai]

The line. I'm not gonna blur it. I want people to know that you have a problem.

[Drew]

Something's wrong.

[Josh]

There were a couple people last night, and I won't name names or even give a at who they were. Coked the out. But I couldn't tell because there was, like, a moment where I was like, dude, I literally look like. I feel like I did, like, some stimulant or some. Because, like, in the parking lot, I just couldn't stop moving. I really, really enjoyed, like, that environment. I was like, oh, like, I want to go to, like, an actual hardcore show. Yeah. Or like, I wish. Yeah.

[Drew]

Well, concerts make me really anxious and uncomfortable. And then while I'm in them, I'm having fun. And then when I step out and when people talk to me, I'm like. Like, I feel so bad when people come up to us and they're like, oh, do you remember me? And I don't. And it's because the second I go into a concert.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

All brains, fight or flight. I'm literally, like, running for my life. I'm trying to hide, but enjoy myself, but, like, be hidden away. Like, it's like a very tumultuous place for my brain to be in. But I love going to concerts, and I'll never stop going to concerts. Even if that means that every time I go to a concert I have to have one drink so that I can, like, not explode.

[Josh]

Yeah, no, I completely. Like. It is such an overwhelming environment and my brain shuts off until the music's playing, and then I'm hyper fixated on that. And then sometimes I get in my head where I'm like, oh, my God, like, someone's watching me and I'm like, look. I look so weird. Like, I need to stop doing this. Like, people are looking at me. Like, I can feel it. I can feel it. And then that thought slowly fades and I get back to headbanging.

[Drew]

You get back to the reality that is having a good time and not care if people look at you.

[Josh]

Yeah, well, one of my friends, one of my longest friends, went on a road trip. And on the way home from the road trip, he forced everyone in the car to listen to emergency intercom. And I. I actually think that should be, like, against the Geneva Convention. Like, I think that is technically considered a war crime because they're being held hostage and, like, being forced to, like, listen. Like, I'm pretty sure they've tortured people like that. And yeah, I just had to get that off my chest. But, like, force your friends and family to listen to the podcast.

[Drew]

Please don't. That's my nightmare. Like, actually, honestly, kudos to anyone who does that because to be around people and be like, I want you to listen to something I think is really funny is so braver than brave. Like, you are literally, you are going to be at the front line.

[Josh]

Because imagine if they go to war. The humor doesn't mix. But I will say they all really, really enjoyed it. And our active listeners now.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Hi.

[Josh]

We just have that effect on people.

[Drew]

We're like, Hi. Oh, my God. Welcome here. And they didn't make it this far in the episode.

[Josh]

Yeah, we're like little parasites that, like, once you see us once, you will literally see us forever, and there's no escaping it.

[Drew]

Well, I've become very insecure about how much I talk. And that's it. That's it. I was thinking about it so much. Like, the past week and a half, I was like, damn, dude. I talk a lot. Like.

[Kai]

Like, in general.

[Drew]

Just in general. Like, I get into a room, and I will not shut the up. And that's what I feel like recently. But I think it is because I spent last week hanging out with people who were more on the quiet side. So anytime I'm in a room. Can you hear that?

[Kai]

I think it's fine.

[Drew]

Okay. Anytime I get in a room with you, it's crazy how loud that is right now.

[Kai]

Getting a lot louder.

[Josh]

Literally. Never been this.

[Drew]

They're, like, coming upstairs.

[Kai]

There's somebody making a smoothie outside.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Kai]

The window.

[Josh]

It's a ninja creamy.

[Drew]

Oh, I want a ninja creamy so bad. I want one so bad.

[Kai]

Don't look at me.

[Drew]

Why?

[Kai]

You keep looking at me.

[Drew]

I know, like, what the. What's happening?

[Kai]

I'm gonna make a ninja creamy in your butt, Drew. A big ninja creamy. All right.

[Drew]

My God.

[Josh]

Yep.

[Drew]

I forgot what I was saying. Oh, yeah. I think when I'm around people who don't talk as much as I do, I. That's when I get really insecure because it feels like I'm just overly dominating a conversation or a room, and then I get really insecure, but I can't stop myself because then it's, like, awkwardly silent. And I can say. But for some people, their silence does not.

[Josh]

It's not a.

[Drew]

Translate as a comforting silence. It translates as, you are definitely a more introverted person, and you don't necessarily like being in silence, but maybe I'm just reading that. But also, I'm like, I don't know you that well, and I don't know that I want to be silent around you, because I literally don't know you. I can't trust you with my silence.

[Josh]

Yeah, I. I fully agree. Like, I. I hung out with a couple friends that I hadn't seen in a while, and it felt like I was, like, dominating the conversation and just, like, completely, like, commanding it. And, like, I don't know. I. I've. I have gotten a lot better about, like, interrupting people. And, like. Like, I don't. I think it's literally, like, ADHD or some. But, like, I feel like I used to, like, really badly just, like, cut people off and start talking, like, because, like, I wanted to get my thought out before I forgot it and, like, lost the next thought. But I've gotten really good about just, like, biting my tongue and, like, listening, but also remembering, like, the thought that I have to bring into the conversation. But, like, yeah, sometimes people just aren't talkers, and that's okay. But, like, what's the point of hanging out if you're gonna be, like, offended by me dominating the conversation? But you weren't saying a word. Not saying that's the case.

[Drew]

Because also, it's. I feel like there should be an understanding that we're just a bit more extroverted in that way. But it is funny, too, because I definitely am. I. I think I do an okay job of not interrupting people, but when I meet people for the first time, I think there's, like, a level of excitement and, like, especially if I feel that they enjoy my humor or jokes or anything.

[Josh]

I'm giving you one laugh and she'll. She will not.

[Drew]

I'm like, I need that again.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

That's probably why I don't have any crazy vices, because my vice is attention. Yeah, that is my vice. Like, if you're gonna be in a room with me and give me attention, oh, babe, it's on.

[Josh]

It's over.

[Drew]

I'm like. I'm like, let's keep it going. I'm like, come on. So I can get more laughs. More laughs. And then when you stop laughing, I'm like, oh, my God, I fucked up. You fudgeing hate me. You fudgeing hate me. I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself. Oh, my God, I fucked up. I, like, said something so weird.

[Josh]

The best thing to do ever is to sit in front of, like, a TV and put, like, a YouTube video on with your friends and then just, like, have in your controlling the remote and pausing it every five seconds to tell. No, it is. It is nice that you do that, though, because, like, we do it because I hate.

[Drew]

Like, our group will talk over video, but then we miss so many things fun of and make jokes about, so I have to pause and back up because we can't miss a single second. What? A single joke cannot be unseen or unsaid today.

[Josh]

Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, that's all we do is we sit in front of the TV watching YouTube videos, and then all of us just, like, barely watching the YouTube video and making jokes about It. The entire, like, what is that? Space Odyssey 3000 Club or whatever?

[Drew]

Yeah, that's basically our friends Odd Space.

[Josh]

Girlfriend, Odd Eye Circle. Nah, it's new jeans.

[Drew]

Shut the up.

[Josh]

That's just been my vibe recently. And you put me onto new jeans. First time in a long time since Girlfriend Odd Eyes Circle that I've listened to K pop and was like, oh, I actually.

[Drew]

Dude, is so good. I, like, don't listen to any K pop, really. But when I was in Korea, there was. It was literally one specific area that I always heard new jeans in. I can't remember the name of the area, but it's like, one of the areas where they do, like, the night markets, and they were playing new jeans in every store, and I went to that area twice and spent, like, four hours there each time. So I just kept hearing new jeans. And also, I think new jeans is pretty big on Tick Tock. So, like. Yeah. So I, like, knew their music. I was like, whoa, why do I, like, know this song? And then I was like, wait, this song is vibes?

[Josh]

I also came to the realization that our attention deficit disorders, just in general with, like, our attention span, like, as, like, a human race have gotten. Has gotten so bad that people can't even listen to a full song anymore, and they have to speed it up and they call it the sped up version. That's Nightcore. Like, the real girly Pops know, like, that's nice.

[Drew]

Bpm. Like, you're not.

[Josh]

And it's, like, giving like, y' all are.

[Drew]

Damn. I can't believe Tick Tock put Nightcore artists out of business like, that.

[Josh]

I know.

[Drew]

Just, like, it was some people's literally bread and butter to just speed up songs and be like, here you go.

[Josh]

Yeah. And then. Yeah, so.

[Drew]

And that's it. So I don't want. I'm done talking.

[Josh]

Whoa.

[Drew]

I'm done.

[Josh]

Oh, my God. Okay, I have one question for you. Oh. Should we save it for the next episode?

[Drew]

No, let's just give it.

[Josh]

It's kind of. It's just, like, kind of annoying. I was gonna make a joke about, like, asking, like, for permission to bang you, but the real question is, like, if you were to host, like, a festival, who would your, like, top three artists be that you need to perform? And, like, keeping in mind that, like, actually, no, it's just for you. You're the only person.

[Drew]

Keep in mind, like, I need to sell tickets.

[Josh]

No, no, no, no. It's just. Just for you. We'll do it that way.

[Drew]

Damn, that's a YouTube really hard.

[Josh]

Think about yours.

[Drew]

I'm thinking that's like a. Actually a really hard.

[Josh]

Isn't that a really good question? Because it's like, I don't want to. I want to see a musician that I've, like, will never be able to see, but also fun and at the same time.

[Drew]

And I want to be around people having fun, because that's what makes festivals fun, is when you're around other people who also really enjoy the music.

[Josh]

Yeah, obviously, I'd have to say Apex Twin, because I'll never, ever, ever see him ever in my life. And that one chance I got to. I just chickened out and didn't want to drive three hours. And I really should have did it in 2019. Was it 2018 at Coachella?

[Drew]

2018? But you can't. You can't blame yourself, though, because you weren't even in LA yet.

[Josh]

Yeah. And I. I just gotten to la.

[Drew]

Because you got to la, like, June. June.

[Josh]

Oh, wait, it happened.

[Drew]

But yeah, it happens in early April, and I got here, like, two weeks after Coachella happened.

[Josh]

Maybe it was 2019 then.

[Drew]

No, I don't think so.

[Josh]

I'm gonna look at that because I.

[Drew]

Remember because it was part of Beycella and Bachelor was 2018. Or maybe not. I don't know. Well, okay. I think I would want the Sundays per. As one of my artists because, like, I love their whole discard. It was 2019. That's up. That makes it, like, worse.

[Josh]

Yeah. I remember, like, asking everybody, and everyone's like. And it's like, I'm like, I don't want to go alone.

[Drew]

Anyone else I wanted to, like, I. I don't think there's anyone on 2019 that was like, I need to see.

[Josh]

Yeah. I would have to say it has to be musicians that I'll never see again. That's, like, kind of my thought on it. So, like, Apex Twin, like, he might do shows, but, like, I probably will never see them because they'll be in, like, Stockholm or some.

[Drew]

Yeah, this is a. Actually, no, this was a good Coachella year.

[Josh]

This was kind of crazy balls.

[Drew]

Oh. But I think that was my era where, like, sorry, I was on my hater of Tame Impala. Like, I Lowkey still don't with Tame and Paula anymore. Once they did that sand, like, cover album, I found them really annoying. Like, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, because I know they're huge. But yeah, so the Sundays would definitely be in my mix. I don't know.

[Josh]

Like, oh, I have to be so annoying.

[Drew]

I'd have to say Beyonce.

[Josh]

I was gonna say Beyonce, but I'm like, I'm gonna see Beyonce.

[Drew]

Yeah, we're gonna see her.

[Josh]

Like, no matter what. I'm not joking. I will. Like this. I know people say this, like, as a joke, but I am dead serious. I would have sex with the nastiest fucking man ever to get Coachella or Beyonce tickets. Like, I would. I would dead ass sell my body.

[Drew]

You know the girl who was like, I spent like $50,000 in a year to see Harry Styles.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I'm about to start gathering.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And be like, I'm supposed to go fund me and be like, guys, donate to my $5,000.

[Josh]

Because I need to be like, it's.

[Drew]

Literally irrational that resell tickets are that much. But, like, I need to be up close.

[Josh]

Just know if I am at Beyonce and I'm close, it's because I did disgusting things for those tickets. But yeah, mine would be Aphex Twin and Radiohead, I fear. And I think it would be like Philip Glass, which, like, is like kind of annoying. But like, I dead ass love, like orchestral orchestra music right now. And like based off of. Right. Actually, no, that's been a long time coming. Or Steve Reich.

[Drew]

I don't know. That's like too hard of a question.

[Josh]

Maybe Cocktoo Twins.

[Drew]

Oh, cocktail. Yeah, I think.

[Josh]

I don't know. What do you think, Kai?

[Kai]

Okay, I thought about it and it would be AI Drake, the Kid Leroy and Machine Gun Kelly.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, dude, that sounds like the scariest thing ever.

[Josh]

CGI AI or wait, hologram AI Drake.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah. Or Peter Griffin singing like Passion Fruit or something.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, is Robin Gutry still alive? Yeah. Right. Okay, he is. Because I was going to be like, I was thinking for some reason the other day, I thought that all these, like, really important lead female vocalists that I like. Do you. Were you here that night that I was like, oh, like not alive anymore. And then everybody was like, no, all these people are alive. And for some reason I have a really bad habit where I just assume people are not with us anymore if they made really good music in like the 70s to 90s. So I'm like, there's no way you're still here. Because that would also mean that you did this when you were so fucking young. And that's really upsetting because it breaks.

[Kai]

My brain to just imagine that that person just wakes up and like watches.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's why. Yeah, literally. That's literally why I don't think Anybody's alive except for me, because I'm like, yeah, fucking right. Like, I was thinking about that last night as I was doing my laundry. I was like, no one else does this. Like, I'm the only fool on this planet falling for and actually doing my laundry. And if I see you or Josh doing it, it's not real. It's not happening. It's all, like an act. But, like, when. When. When you go away on your vacations or when Josh goes back to OC And I'm kind of, like, alone by myself, it's y' all getting your vacation time from being actors in my life.

[Drew]

Yeah, that does make sense, because I have a lot of vacation time now.

[Josh]

Why are you getting nervous? I thought your heart rate increase. You too.

[Kai]

Well, how did you.

[Drew]

How did you. I can't think of anybody else but the Sundays because, like, that's the only artist off top of my head right now that I know. I would, like, love their whole discography, and I don't want to pick anybody that I can see in concert. So I'm trying to, like, think. I would actually pay so much money just to see Robin Gutry. Like, that's one of my favorite, like, ambient artists ever.

[Josh]

Who the fuck?

[Drew]

And Robin is just from Cocktail Twins. So if I saw Cocktail Twins, I would be seeing Robin. So, like, that would be a good mix. I think I would put Cocktail Twins.

[Josh]

Or Brian Eno would be really good.

[Drew]

Or Slow Dive.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Even though Slowdive, I think still plays.

[Josh]

Oh, my God, I need to host a music festival so bad.

[Drew]

That was something we always talked about in, like, 2017, 2018, but now everybody in their mother does music festivals, and it's just ran through. Yeah, it's ran through. And, like, I don't know if I've heard a real one do that ever.

[Kai]

Bad Baby backpack kid. And then. And Bo Burnham or Daniel.

[Drew]

Oh, dude.

[Josh]

Bo Burnham live also, like, why do.

[Drew]

You just look up people who's, like, insufferable people with the letter B is their first name.

[Josh]

Evangelist would be.

[Drew]

I would say I would pay so much money if, like, if there was, you know, the Tik Tok, like, fights where it's like, you pay for someone to win. And it was like, Bhad Bhabie versus Bo Burnham. And whoever won, that's who was gonna perform. I would tap so much money into Bad Baby, I'd be like, please.

[Kai]

That would be. So I was just imagining that's me.

[Drew]

Coming out as a Bo Burnham hater.

[Kai]

I was just imagining, like, wheat pasted posters for that festival.

[Josh]

The triple defense.

[Drew]

Wait, didn't the backpack kid hit someone? Or was that the Sophie kid?

[Josh]

Selfie.

[Drew]

Okay, yeah.

[Josh]

What was I gonna say? God damn it. There was something so funny that was gonna come out of my mouth. What did you just say? Wheat pasty.

[Drew]

Bad baby.

[Josh]

Bad baby.

[Drew]

Tick tock. Yeah. Oh, someone was telling me that we need to do a tick tock rivalry thing and see who wins. I was saying I think you would win on the, like, live thing for, like, when people donate for someone to win. Yeah, I think you would win, like, wholeheartedly.

[Josh]

I deadass don't think so.

[Drew]

I saw somebody like, these two girls doing it. She was like, she's a cheater. Like, they were actually beefing crazy over. And I was like, whoa. And then she was being so mean. She was like, you're a bum. You have $12 in your account right now. Like, because she only had like 12 people who voted for her or something.

[Josh]

Oh my God. She was like, also, we should do that and then donate the money to my weed fund. Cuz I smoke a lot of kush. Hey, hey, hey. Y y y y oh, no. Dude, I really need to find that joke. And that's why I interrupt people, because it's gone. It like left the. It's. Someone else is going to say it.

[Drew]

We'll write it down and then say it in the next episode. And if somebody comments, it will act like they don't exist.

[Josh]

Bad baby.

[Drew]

We need a bad baby. Bad bunny collab.

[Josh]

That's who I thought Kai was gonna say as his real answer, but we still have yet to get a real answer.

[Kai]

Those were real answers.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, you're so weird.

[Kai]

I don't know.

[Josh]

The.

[Kai]

The real answer is that I don't know. Whenever I think of that, my brain goes into like, scarcity mindset and it freezes up and I just. I don't know. There's so many amazing artists that I like and then.

[Josh]

Who is your favorite musician?

[Kai]

I don't know. I don't really have.

[Drew]

Are you, like, insecure to say?

[Kai]

No, I truly just don't really have one.

[Josh]

What's your top on Spotify?

[Drew]

It's like your favorite.

[Kai]

I don't know. How do you see that?

[Josh]

Look up. Like Spotify wrapped. I'm so curious to see what your top is. I feel like I've heard you listening to Drake before. Like liking Drake a lot.

[Kai]

Still like Drake a lot. I used to.

[Josh]

You also, like, as weird as that.

[Kai]

Is now to say, because I never listen to Drake. Yeah, but I really like.

[Drew]

Have you seen him live?

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, I have.

[Josh]

We were.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. We literally all went.

[Kai]

I genuinely. But him alone, like, the production on a lot of Drake songs is pretty.

[Josh]

Yeah. I feel like you, like, just rap, like shitty rap, good rap, and like, really like new contemporary rap.

[Kai]

I kept on thinking, like, I can't pick three. But what would be really sick is seeing like, Young Lean do a headlining show. Because I don't, like, imagine if we were in a world where Young Lean, like, headlined Coachella and what that show would look like.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Kai]

From like.

[Josh]

And everybody enjoyed it.

[Kai]

Yeah, Like, I feel like that would be really cool.

[Drew]

I wonder what his stage production would look like if he had that kind of money, though.

[Josh]

He could freak that. He's got weird ass ideas in that brain, but. All right, let's tap into Media Little Fluffy Clouds by the Orb, Psychic Sweeping by Patricia Wolf, D Mask, Rose Evangelists and Slow Mo by Paul Leonard Morgan. And then I've been watching. I watch Guardians of the Galaxy and that movie was a masterpiece.

[Drew]

The new one, mine is Listen to My Song by Durando. I'll belong to you, Clyde. Huh?

[Josh]

I just said Durandarin.

[Drew]

Oh, Bitter with the Sweet Carol King. I don't know, I've been like, re listening to the same, like three songs and those songs are in and out of the Shadows by Dion, I just want to talk to you Charles Brown and Sleepy Creek and Alone Again by Gilbert o' Sullivan. That song is like, so good. And guess I'm done by Glenn Campbell.

[Josh]

But Glenn Campbell was someone I was considering as like, one of my musicians I would see live.

[Drew]

I just don't know that I would care. For most of his discography, I like, he has like a like six songs that are some of the best songs ever. But then like, all the other, like, really classic folk songs that are like, sticking to the. The guidelines of folk songs. I'm like, I don't know.

[Josh]

I'm genuinely curious though. Like, what everyone listening to this is their top three. I just think that's like such a good question to like, get to know someone and you can base a lot. So I'll literally leave a comment or whatever.

[Drew]

You know what? I would love to see Neptunes or.

[Josh]

Pharrell or like any art nerd would be lit.

[Drew]

Like, whether it's like Pharrell solo or like Nerd or like just the Neptunes. And they're literally having all these artists that they produce for come out. That would be asking too much, though. That's literally asking for like 18 million artists to be backstage waiting to like get on.

[Josh]

That would be a lit ass concert. What were you saying? Kai?

[Kai]

Wichita Lineman Seeing that live would be so.

[Drew]

Yeah, that would make me like breaking. That would be so nice.

[Josh]

All right, that was the episode. Babesies.

[Drew]

Thank you so much for listening.

[Josh]

Bye.

[Drew]

Foreign.

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