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- [00:17]
Danny
Get one last hit of that elf bar, you bastard.
- [00:21]
Drew
See, the thing about these elf bars is they're as sweet as candy. So it's crazy because like I can eliminate candy from my diet now because of the amount of glucose that they use in this. It basically coats my mouth in sugar. So it simulates me eating gummies.
- [00:39]
Danny
Your sweetest candy so I don't have to. Welcome to this episode of Emergency.
- [00:46]
Drew
Welcome back to Emergency Intercom.
- [00:50]
Danny
Your sweetest candy so I don't have to eat any sweets anymore.
- [00:56]
Drew
Now what if I slap the out of you. Now what if I did that?
- [01:00]
Danny
You're.
- [01:01]
Drew
You're sorry. I got a text message. I'm gonna respond to it.
- [01:03]
Danny
Oh yeah, just immediately, like off the bat, using your phone. Because you're a screen ager. A screen ager. You can't be called a screen ager once you turn 25, which is very soon though.
- [01:14]
Drew
Oh my God, that is not true at all.
- [01:20]
Danny
Should we talk about how last night I cried watching a video of Kylie and Kris Jenner?
- [01:25]
Drew
Oh yeah, Ye. We were watching Chris and Kylie cooking pasta, which was like I need to.
- [01:34]
Danny
Be in that room, I need to.
- [01:34]
Drew
Hang out with them. I really need to like just be a fly on the wall. I need to be Frederick and like buzzing around and just like her house fly. That's like a reference and like if you're a part of the lore like you get it. But yeah, they just look like they have a good time, like they have fun. And halfway through the video, actually near the end of the video, clarify I.
- [01:59]
Danny
Was like high as fuck.
- [02:00]
Drew
Like yeah. And you?
- [02:02]
Danny
I've been back on like my getting high because since we've come back from Japan I've realized we don't do anything. And I was like oh my God, I need to do something. So I feel like I need to feel the like 20 something year old who's like doing something.
- [02:15]
Drew
Yeah.
- [02:15]
Danny
So I've been getting high as bone.
- [02:17]
Drew
I've been in self destruct mode as well. I've been eating snacks, will insert a photo, pizza, whatever I can get my grubby little fucking hands on at 3am I will sit in my bed and eat it. And I didn't become self aware to, to it until last night or yesterday or two days ago, whatever.
- [02:35]
Danny
Like two nights ago.
- [02:36]
Drew
Yeah. And I was like oh my God, like I actually need to fucking chill because this is like dangerous what I'm doing here. Like a slippery slope because I will finish an entire bag of hot Cheetos. A family size bag. Of cheese ruffles, which when I. I'm, like, so off topic right now, but I have to get this out. But, like, when I got Covid, the only thing that, like, shifted the flavor is back to normal. But cheddar cheese ruffles were my favorite chips. And because of COVID they started tasting like I was eating, like, blood and copper. Yes, I am accountable. Like, let's get over that. But, yeah, just, like, I will eat so much sweets, like, in a crazy way.
- [03:25]
Danny
It is insane. Like, I think I'm somebody who can, like, really, like, chow down on snacks, but compared to Drew, it's literally, like, it is incomparable. Like, it is insane. This motherfucker could go in. But it's literally because you don't eat other meals. Like, it's because, okay, like, now you do. But, like, for the most part, like, when your body is like, oh, I, like, need food. If that's what's in front of you, you'll literally just grab all of it and go to your room. And I go to the room, and I'm like, can I get something?
- [03:55]
Drew
And it's like, I hate your hand. Yeah, exactly. It's completely empty. No, the thing, the problem is, is I eat two meals a day while I'm awake, and then I sleep. But I've been staying up till 4am and now my body craves a third meal because we're so bored and we need the energy to stay up that late. So. And we don't have really any food in the house. So my third meal, chips and sweets.
- [04:20]
Danny
We're just not at the. At the point in adulthood, which I think, like, it's like, the joke. Like, all, like, Gen Z knows how to do is, like, eat hot cheetos and lie like that. Like, we have to talk about the reality. We have to talk about how, like, real that is.
- [04:33]
Drew
Like, charge your phone, be bisexual, eat hot chips and lie. Yeah, it's so real.
- [04:40]
Danny
Because, like, that was the prophecy low key, specifically on, like, eat hot cheetos. Because, like, that's literally just referencing the fact that, like I said, I don't know anyone my age. And maybe it's because the field we're in, but I actually, even older than me, I don't know many people who, like, are constantly making meals at home. I don't know. I just don't know anybody who does that.
- [05:01]
Drew
Do not know.
- [05:01]
Danny
And, like, I. There was a brief moment in time where, like, that was kind of my vibe, and that's why I was really into Covid.
- [05:07]
Drew
Era.
- [05:08]
Danny
But then I was like, oh, my God, there's, like, life to live. And McDonald's.
- [05:11]
Drew
Yeah. Like. Like, ordering McDonald's is so much easier than cooking.
- [05:15]
Danny
Although ordering McDonald's is literally so expensive. Like, that's another thing that I've been thinking about. Like, it's insane.
- [05:20]
Drew
Like, I've been thinking about that.
- [05:21]
Danny
Actually, I ordered food for me and Josh and it was 37.
- [05:26]
Drew
That is crazy.
- [05:27]
Danny
Let that sink in.
- [05:27]
Drew
That is.
- [05:28]
Danny
Granted, I'm just like, awesome and I.
- [05:30]
Drew
Leave a good tip, but would have been 15 bucks.
- [05:33]
Danny
Yeah, yeah. If I just went.
- [05:34]
Drew
But anyways, we got way off topic, but in your sobbed at this video of Kylie, Jenner and Kris, is it Jenner?
- [05:44]
Danny
I wish I was like, like, still high because it was like, the funniest. Like, it genuinely was. Because I'm just at the. Where, like, I am kind of testing, like, my highness now. Like, I don't know if you realize, like, when we got home from the gym, usually I will eat and then get high because I'm like, no. I'm like, there has to be stuff in my stomach. But this time I was like, you know what?
- [06:06]
Drew
I was saying no to a weed brand deal. And like, literally.
- [06:10]
Danny
But it's different because I'm like, talking about my own volition.
- [06:13]
Drew
I'm not. I'm not like, selling your.
- [06:15]
Danny
I'm not selling you this idea. But I mean, like, whatever you do, you.
- [06:20]
Drew
But don't smoke weed unless you're 25.
- [06:23]
Danny
Yeah. Or else you'll be like, your brain.
- [06:25]
Drew
Chemistry, I've been saying it. Don't do drugs until you're 25.
- [06:29]
Danny
Oh, I just. Fudge. I have never, like, twisted my own wrist so crazy and I just twisted the fuck out of it. But my whole thing recently is like, I, like, want to get so high that I'm, like, scared and I just have to go to sleep. Like, that's kind of like where I've been pushing myself. Because, like, I think when I was younger and I would get too high, I would freak the fuck out because I was like, where? Where am I going to go? But now, especially because we've lived here so long, I'm like, I'm home. Like, it's not like I need to go see my parents are freaking out. Like, no one's real. It's literally like, bitch, I'm going to my bed. Like, it's like that simple. So, like, I got home from the gym and I immediately, like, had an edible because I was like, I just want to see what happens if I eat after and I felt fine, like I was having the time of my life.
- [07:09]
Drew
But then Kylie Jenner looks directly into the lens of the camera and spreads Parmesan cheese propaganda.
- [07:18]
Danny
It was Parmesan propaganda.
- [07:20]
Drew
It was a psychological operation if I've ever seen one.
- [07:23]
Danny
Yeah. Did you know that Parmesan is delicious and nutritious? 30 grams contains up to 50% of your daily calcium intake. That is crazy.
- [07:36]
Drew
This is my theory. I will play the clip right now. But my theory is that all of the Parmesan cheese companies, like Big Parma. Oh, my God, that was such a fucking bar. That was a bar. Big Parma all got together.
- [07:52]
Danny
Like, how you move your hands thinking about, like, the person who was you is on Halloween.
- [07:57]
Drew
It was like, literally like, the Big Parma. They all got together, raised, I'm saying, five to $15 million to give to Kylie Jenner to spread this Parmesan cheese propaganda to put it into our brains that Parmesan cheese is good. And that's the thing is, like, it's very real. Like, you can't tell me that wasn't a psychological.
- [08:19]
Danny
The thing is, like, obviously, as we're saying this, Kylie, we love you and.
- [08:23]
Drew
Oh, yeah, you're the girl. Like, we still want.
- [08:25]
Danny
And we're like, we're, like, joking. But, like, I think what it was is, like, we were talking about it and, like, it definitely was, like, either fed to her or she said it. And they didn't get a good shot of it. So they were like, oh, say that again. Because we. We didn't have your face in camera.
- [08:38]
Drew
She was trying to be funny. We can't get, like, I. I really.
- [08:40]
Danny
Like, we can't decipher it. But, like, I'll just play, like, actually, we'll just have it play over right now.
- [08:46]
Drew
Oh, we already had it play.
- [08:47]
Danny
Oh, okay, well, we'll have it play again two more times because now we're being paid.
- [08:51]
Drew
Yeah, exactly.
- [08:52]
Danny
But, yeah, that for some dude, I literally started crying.
- [08:56]
Drew
Like, I wish I took a picture of you.
- [08:58]
Danny
I was like, oh, my God. We are literally like, you know what's happening? It's like we've gone too far from dairy. And, like, big dairy brands are like, no, we're done. No more oat milk. No more fake Parmesan. Like, no more nothing.
- [09:09]
Drew
But that's going back to no more milk in general. Stop drinking milk. Stop drinking oat milk. All of it. It's over.
- [09:15]
Danny
We're past milk in general.
- [09:16]
Drew
Exactly. Just have water with your cereal. Be normal.
- [09:20]
Danny
That, like, gum in oat milk. Propaganda that was going around. That was like, the gums. And I literally fell for it. I was like, oh, what? Like, I don't even know what the fuck that means. Like, when I was like, oh, my God, I'm consuming gum, I can literally.
- [09:32]
Drew
Like, I'm drinking oil.
- [09:34]
Danny
You can't say that to me. Because I literally was like, dude, you know when you swallow gum and it gets stuck in your fucking lungs, the.
- [09:40]
Drew
Craziest thing about me is that I'll sit here and be like, stop drinking milk. Stop eating fillers and microplastics. When I sit in bed at 3am like this. It's bad. It's not okay. I'm a hypocrite.
- [09:54]
Danny
We all do what we want, and that's okay. Like, you do. You give your body what your body craves, and sometimes your body craves fillers and microplastics, and that's okay because that wasn't up to us for our bodies to want that. We were given that. And now it's. You know what? Microplastics are a bit yummy. We could admit that.
- [10:13]
Drew
They taste good. And, like, we've all seen the picture of the McCormick microplastic seasoning going around, and I want that. I'm not gonna lie. I want oils and micro spiro. Like, is belly filled. That's what I want to look like. I want, like, a big belly. Like, I want, like. I want, like, a belly.
- [10:34]
Danny
Well, start drinking beer.
- [10:35]
Drew
I know I need to literally, like.
- [10:37]
Danny
Our relationship has gotten to the point where it's like, don't make me drink alone. Like, that's literally how I feel when I drink around you. I'm like, don't make me drink alone.
- [10:45]
Drew
And I'm like, babes, it will become, like, a really, really gnarly problem, like, if I don't handle it now. So it's just like, I remember in.
- [10:54]
Danny
Japan when you got mad at us because, like, okay, also, at this point, we know Drew doesn't drink. Like, we don't even, like, really, like.
- [11:00]
Drew
Okay, yeah, y' all be the judge. Y' all be the judge.
- [11:02]
Danny
We don't step into this. But me and Josie and a bunch of our friends were at dinner in Japan, and, like, I was. I. I didn't. Like, I don't know. I was just drinking, like, every fucking night there because, like, it just felt right.
- [11:19]
Drew
Drinking every night for two weeks straight. Should never feel. He's psycho.
- [11:25]
Danny
Okay, Also, when I say drinking every night, like, I don't mean, like, I'm, like, getting up. Like, I'M just, like, having a drink or two at dinner every night.
- [11:33]
Drew
Yeah.
- [11:34]
Danny
Which is.
- [11:36]
Drew
Whatever, whatever, whatever.
- [11:39]
Danny
But Josie had come into the restaurant. I was sitting at a different table. And also the thing was, a lot of the drinks that I was getting were really watered down, so I genuinely wasn't getting even buzzed every night. Like, it was rare that I was at a restaurant. I was like, oh, my God. This, like, actually has fucking alcohol in it. I'm going to get drunk right now. But that was a restaurant where, like, the alcohol was being served. Like, it wasn't, like, a diluted drink. They were serving me alcohol. So I had a drink and I was like, josie, get one. Okay. Yeah. That is what we're talking about. Like, the thing is, I saw your brain, like, trying to figure out what to interrupt me with.
- [12:19]
Drew
Computing comput.
- [12:22]
Danny
But whatever. I had Josie have one, me and Josie had two, and then, like, off two. We were just, like, feeling ourselves to, like, an insane level.
- [12:29]
Drew
Yeah.
- [12:30]
Danny
Or actually, I think I got three deep. Like, I got three in which you've heard me say before. Two. Three is like my, like, my drink of my limit. Not my limit, but, like, that's just where I like to go at this point. But whatever. We were just, like, having a blast. We were literally in, like, a goofy, little silly mood. And then we, like, got out of the restaurant, and Josie, like, was wearing the craziest fit ever and grabbed my hand and was like, there was a 7 11, like, next door, like, down the block. And he was like, let's go get these little peach drinks, which we'll insert a photo of. If you see this, you have to get it. They're so good. They're really low in alcohol. It's mainly a soda, but it's literally just tast really good.
- [13:10]
Drew
You can't taste the alcohol. It's actually really dangerous.
- [13:13]
Danny
It's what lacroix should taste like.
- [13:15]
Drew
Like, it's White Claw.
- [13:16]
Danny
Yeah. Oh, White Claw is beetle by that. Oh, my God. I'm talking so much about substance. This episode. Like, this is like, yeah, whatever. But the Josie grabs me and we, like, run down. And it actually, I will say it was a moment where I was like, this is so sweet. And on my deathbed, I'll think of this moment of, like, Josie grabbing me and us running to, like, 7 11.
- [13:36]
Drew
Not for me, not for me, because I was left out of the cute moment. I was standing there, I was with y' all, and y' all grabbed each other and ran away from me, and I was left alone. And it was so hurtful. I was like, wow, these are, like, my two best friends. Literally in the entire world. Like, I would kill for them. And they just grabbed each other and ran. And in that moment, I was like, wow, damn. I really don't mean shit to anybody. Like, I am just this, like. Like, figment. I don't exist. Like, maybe it's like, I'm around for, like, comedy relief because I have, like, jester's privilege. Like, whatever. Like, it's like, an interesting, like, dynamic. But in that moment, I was like, wow. Like, I really see where I stand in the dynamic.
- [14:18]
Danny
And where he stands is somebody who we know doesn't want to partake in alcohol anymore. So we don't, like, really, like, think to, like, grab Drew and be like, let's go run to 711 and buy alcohol.
- [14:30]
Drew
You know? I love snacks and gummies.
- [14:31]
Danny
Okay, true.
- [14:32]
Drew
And they do have snacks and gummies.
- [14:33]
Danny
Okay, but how many times did I get you a snack or gummy on my way home?
- [14:36]
Drew
You did get me gummies a few times.
- [14:38]
Danny
I was a good guy.
- [14:39]
Drew
You kept me filled and fed.
- [14:40]
Danny
Yeah, I was. I was filling your belly, and I was getting you little knickknacks and treats along the way.
- [14:46]
Drew
It was really sweet. And then I got you a knickknack.
- [14:50]
Danny
I stole a knickknack from you. The psp.
- [14:54]
Drew
Oh, no, no, I forgot I got you that. But the Michael Jackson cd.
- [14:58]
Danny
Oh, yeah, you did. You did. I haven't listened to it yet because I was going to go play it in the morning. The other day when I was still waking up at 6am and I was like, I cannot blast off the wall right now at 6am but, yeah, I did steal a PSP from Drew that wasn't like he thought he was gonna get himself two PSPs on his collector's shit, but I literally, in a Starbucks, just took it. And he was like. I was like, I'll pay you back for it.
- [15:19]
Drew
And then, like, I was like, no, you're fucking not.
- [15:22]
Danny
And I was like, yeah, I know.
- [15:23]
Drew
I'm literally not are gonna pay me back for that. Which is okay. And then I'm sitting here modding the fuck out of it, even though you run away from me. It's just interesting.
- [15:32]
Danny
You're doing the man's job in the relationship.
- [15:34]
Drew
Yeah.
- [15:34]
Danny
You're doing the work. You're sitting at the computer and you're doing the work.
- [15:37]
Drew
Instead of going to war, I'm modding psp.
- [15:41]
Danny
My PSP so I could have Ape escape for free.
- [15:43]
Drew
Like, that's an interesting dynamic.
- [15:46]
Danny
Also, before we, like, I feel like we're already pretty deep into the episode. I just didn't know how to transition into this. But I do want to bring up, like, the comments about what I said in the last episode. I think I just repeated myself, like, twice. But whatever, I do want to make comment on it. Like, I did see that clip. I did see everybody's, like, take on it. And I do fully understand. And it is a point of, like, shame and embarrassment for me. Like, that clip, I'm, like, having a hard time wording. Like, I've been thinking about what I was gonna say, like, for. Since the moment I saw it. But I just. I genuinely am, like, so sorry and upset to think that I've, like, upset and hurt anyone's feelings by being so dismissive and being so ignorant, arrogant in that moment. I genuinely was just. Just projecting this insecurity I have about those kind of topics and my place in those topics. And I genuinely will. I mean, both of us have been thinking about it a lot the past week, and we will do a better job at speaking on those things. And I do. I am happy for the fact that, like, you guys are very open to, like, holding us accountable. And I don't know, like, I. I did. I mean, I was, like, staring at my phone and, like, watching the way it was being spoken about. And I do think I could take a lot from it, because as much as I think the both of us do feel like we are constantly growing and trying to, like, evolve, it was a good moment to kind of, like, step back and be like, okay, we're flying too close to this. Yeah, there's still things we have to work on. But, yeah, I didn't want to that to go, like, under. I didn't want to, like, push that under the rug because I don't want anybody to think that, like, that's genuinely how specifically I feel about that. It was a very odd slip of, like, it. It was projecting insecurity, and I am, like, shameful for that. And I will do better, like, on that topic or anything that sensitive. Yeah. And then back to poop. And I was like, I don't know how to, like, acknowledge in the middle of, like, oh, yeah. And then my, like. So I've been shitting a lot this week.
- [18:04]
Drew
No, I was just going to read this idea that came into my head a couple days ago, and it's still becoming truer and truer to this day. Like, the more I go on the.
- [18:16]
Danny
Internet, like, I don't know what you're.
- [18:18]
Drew
Going to say, but it's actually crazy how every, like, exposing cheater video is in the car.
- [18:24]
Danny
Literally.
- [18:24]
Drew
Why is every exposing cheater video in the car? Like, it makes no sense. Like, look up. Exposing cheater compilation. And it's always in the car and it's always the boyfriend sitting in the passenger seat for some reason. Because the man should be driving. But that's another question. Like, that's another topic. But like, why is it always in the car? I like, because Americans are car driven country. It's up. And we need to get rid of the cars. And we need.
- [18:53]
Danny
We have been brainwashed into thinking that we need cars when we need more public transportation. Yeah, but cars have become commodified.
- [19:01]
Drew
Big karma, you know?
- [19:04]
Danny
Okay, that one wasn't as good as Big Parma. A Big Parma was really good.
- [19:10]
Drew
That is going to be on my gravestone because that may be one of the wittiest things I've ever said in my life. And the craziest thing about it is it just came to me in my brain just sitting here.
- [19:20]
Danny
But Big Karma is really fucking bad. And I won't.
- [19:23]
Drew
It's like a Taylor Swift.
- [19:24]
Danny
No, we'll put like Big Pharma and then like.
- [19:26]
Drew
But let's not. Unless we forget Big Karma for that.
- [19:30]
Danny
Big Karma. I feel like, I guess I can't think of many like, cheating videos other than one sitting in a car. So you might be on to something.
- [19:40]
Drew
No, I definitely.
- [19:40]
Danny
Why did you think that? Because you saw a video of somebody.
- [19:44]
Drew
Exactly. Well, I saw someone like, making fun of it and I was like, like, why did they do that in the car? Cuz like my first thought would to be like opening the front door and throwing water on them or some. I don't know how relationship work.
- [19:56]
Danny
I would get out of the car.
- [19:57]
Drew
If someone cheated on me. I would literally be like, okay, like, now what? Like, I don't, like, I don't know what we're supposed to do here.
- [20:06]
Danny
No, I literally talking.
- [20:08]
Drew
I would just be like, I'm hurt.
- [20:11]
Danny
I guess that we were talking about this because I was like, like I was talking about arguments I've had with partners with Drew, and I was like, I. I don't think I've said. I. I don't think I've said anything super crazy or done anything super crazy in my relationships. Like, as crazy as I feel in my head, like, I don't do like, crazy things. So, like, I'm not like, I'm never getting into an argument where, like, I'm yelling. Like, I don't yell. I think that's, like, really embarrassing. Although, like, I understand that the in the heat of the moment to, like, yell because you're, like, upset.
- [20:43]
Drew
I used to be a yeller, and then I met you, and I was like, damn. Yelling is, like, embarrassing.
- [20:47]
Danny
Yeah, right? Like, it's like, oh. Like, I literally raised my voice. But I will get very stern with my tone. So I guess maybe, like, in some, like, I have been told to, like, calm down. Yeah, but, like, I don't, like, yell. Like, I just, like, get really, like. Like, I can ants myself up really easily. Like, as we've all seen, I can really put some scenarios into my head that, like, will make me upset or, like, whatever. And, like, I just haven't yelled. Whatever. But we were talking about this because I was like, isn't it so. Okay, who's texting you? Let me see your phone. Who's texting you?
- [21:21]
Drew
I'm not giving you my phone. I'm not going to give you my fucking phone.
- [21:27]
Danny
Well, now you're, like, being like, I was joking about you giving me my phone. Like, you give me. Giving me the phone. Like, I. Now what are you doing?
- [21:37]
Drew
Fine. I'm cheating on you. I'm cheating on you.
- [21:39]
Danny
Okay, funny joke. Let me see your phone.
- [21:41]
Drew
No. Like, you. I'm not gonna give you my phone because I just told you I'm cheating on you. You're not allowed to see my phone. I'm a cheater. I'm a cheating bastard. I'm cheating on you. I don't care. You're not seeing my phone.
- [21:50]
Danny
You're not getting my phone. We're gonna, like, clip that. Because I, like, really don't.
- [21:53]
Drew
I'm not giving it to you, so.
- [21:55]
Danny
Give me your phone.
- [21:56]
Drew
No. Let's move on. How about that?
- [21:58]
Danny
Oh, my God. You are cheating on me.
- [21:59]
Drew
Oh, yeah. Literally, Look, I'm cheating on you.
- [22:03]
Danny
We did that in. In public the other day. And, like, we do that kind of as if anybody gives a.
- [22:09]
Drew
Like, there's no. People give a. Yeah, people definitely, like, in silence, they're like, wait.
- [22:15]
Danny
But we were doing that the other day, and Drew was, like, acting like he was cheating on me with my sister. I was like, that's not funny. Give me your phone. And then, like, I, like, got angry and walked away. And I was like, I'm gonna go use the bathroom. And, like, as I was walking away, he was like, I literally told you I was cheating on you. Why are you being such a. You're Like.
- [22:29]
Drew
Like. Like, what's the problem?
- [22:31]
Danny
Like, but it is crazy that you've never been into an altercation in a relationship. And that's kind of why I was getting to. Because, like, if you have been in a relationship, it's so funny how intense and, like. Like, just. It's just so crazy. The arguments you will get into and the conversations you have to have being in a relationship, and then you just, like, move on. Like, you have, like, an intense argument or relationship where you cry or whatever, and then it's like, like, well, we're not gonna break up over this.
- [22:58]
Drew
Yeah. Like, so what's the point of all of that?
- [23:00]
Danny
Yeah, it's just like, okay, keep it pushing.
- [23:02]
Drew
See, that's my thing is why I would only want to see my partner once a week. Because, like, there's no room to fight at all.
- [23:09]
Danny
If I think seeing your partner only once a week would open up the.
- [23:13]
Drew
Florida fighting, not for me. I'm so laid back and chill. Like, I let so much shit slide where I'm just like, I could be angry about this, but, like, bringing this up in conversation isn't gonna change anything, because people don't change.
- [23:27]
Danny
Oh, my God.
- [23:28]
Drew
People don't change. It's the fact.
- [23:34]
Danny
Well, Drew, they do. And your relationship, you will see your partner grow and change and morph into many different people. Drew was like, literally the first argument I get into, I'm just gonna break up with them.
- [23:44]
Drew
Like, I'm not doing that. You're like, okay. Like, we're fighting. Like, I'm done. Like, I'm not putting up with this. Like, don't do this to me.
- [23:51]
Danny
Did. I literally can't.
- [23:52]
Drew
We were so chill. We were so chill. Why did you have to fight with me?
- [23:56]
Danny
I'm so excited for Drew's first relationship, so I can have the moment where, like, damn.
- [24:01]
Drew
Damn.
- [24:02]
Danny
My friend. My best friend is the crazy one. Okay?
- [24:05]
Drew
Danny is crazy. No, I'm lit. Like, that's the thing about me. Like, at the end of the day, that's literally me.
- [24:11]
Danny
I'm like, I let so much slide, and then I'm in my room.
- [24:14]
Drew
Like, what's.
- [24:18]
Danny
What's going on here?
- [24:20]
Drew
What is it?
- [24:22]
Danny
What's going on?
- [24:23]
Drew
No, no.
- [24:23]
Danny
What's going on?
- [24:25]
Drew
It's like that one. It's like a tick tock tick. Like, what's going on?
- [24:29]
Danny
I don't know. Oh, I. I know. Crazy.
- [24:31]
Drew
I know. The House of Commons. I hate that one. Is that a tick tock? I mean, a Harry Potter reference? Because I cannot. Oh, okay.
- [24:39]
Danny
Wait, what?
- [24:40]
Drew
I'll just. I'll just bring it up. So the craziest thing ever. Actually, I think Elon buying Twitter is the greatest thing to happen to the Internet ever. Just wait. I know it sounds crazy because he's killing it. And the reason why that's great is because Tumblr will rise again. And the craziest thing about Tumblr recently is they announced that they're allowing nudity back on, which is literally like, so. Which is lit down like, that is. That was like. I think the genesis of who I am as a person was like, Tumblr porn. And I'm sorry, that's like, gross and like, whatever. Like, but it's real.
- [25:23]
Danny
Like, like, it was the genesis of you realizing that you were straight and you didn't have to have, like, any worries.
- [25:28]
Drew
Exactly, Exactly. Exactly, exactly. Oh, my God, Seriously, Like, a hundred percent. But yesterday I started bringing this up to India and she was like, no, just save that for the podcast because, like, this is like, me airing my shit out in a crazy way, and it is, like, really embarrassing. So I had, like, three Tumblr blogs. I literally do not remember what they are at all. I had, like, a goofy ass one. I never posted. Shit. Yeah, a goofy, goofy, silly one. I had, like, an aesthetic one, which is probably so embarrassing to look back on, like, what I thought was cool in that time. And then, then I had a private one for the P word orn, which is insane.
- [26:13]
Danny
Like.
- [26:14]
Drew
Well, no, the thing, I was just.
- [26:15]
Danny
Liking things and having my likes hidden.
- [26:19]
Drew
See, no, I didn't. That's the thing is I had on my main blog, people knew what that one was, and I had my likes open on that because I would reblog shit and I would, like, shit. And I like to categorize, like, oh, this one can live on the feed. This one has to, like, be hidden. You have to find it. And one day, I guess I forgot to switch accounts. And I never liked, like, P Word posts, and for some reason I liked this one. And I guess it's because I like. Actually, I know why I like this one.
- [26:54]
Danny
You couldn't hold it back.
- [26:55]
Drew
No, no, because, like, I had found it, like, years before, and then I lost it and I found it years later, and I was like, I am not going through all that trouble to find this video again. So I was going to like it and I was on my main account. And then like, a week goes by and, like, I had some, like, really big, like, I call them friends now because they literally, like, I like Text them, like, weekly. But, like, one of them texted me and was like, yo. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is how it went down. So someone text me and was like. Was like, oh, your likes are public on Tumblr, by the way. Like, and I was like, oh, really? That's interesting. And then I was like, yeah, I know. Like, what? Like, that's not that big of a deal. And then I was on younow live stream, and someone commented, like, drew, like, your likes are public on Tumblr. And I was like, why is everyone saying that? Like, that's the second time I gotten that. Like, yes, my likes are public.
- [27:48]
Danny
And did you say that out loud?
- [27:49]
Drew
Yes. And then I immediately. No, I'm like, not kidding. Like, it popped in my head what I had done, and I immediately, like, logged off of you now and went through. And, like, unlike. Liked that so fast. And I was so embarrassed because, like, I was like, at that point, I was straight.
- [28:10]
Danny
Yeah.
- [28:11]
Drew
And, yeah, it was just straight porn, and it was just weird. But, yeah, it was really, really dark. It was a really dark moment. I was like, oh, my God, I'm over. Like, everything is done. Like, this is up.
- [28:25]
Danny
Well, I think I used to literally, like, reblog, but it was like softcore. Like, it was because I was so big. That was. But that was so on Tumblr. Like, that. Like, soft.
- [28:35]
Drew
Like, sorry, I'm so sore from, like, working out and getting, like, big.
- [28:39]
Danny
Yeah, that's what happens when you work out for the first time in, like, months.
- [28:42]
Drew
Oh, no, not me, not me. That couldn't be me.
- [28:46]
Danny
But, yeah, that was just such a big thing. I remember when they announced that they were taking the P word off. We're me saying the P word now. Like, this video isn't demonetized, like, from the beginning, but I remember when they took that off, I was like, it's done. It's a wrap. It was like vine and Tumblr, like.
- [29:00]
Drew
Everything, like, dying at this.
- [29:02]
Danny
It's done. It's done. Like, my life is over. And guess what? May be shocked that your life continues.
- [29:07]
Drew
Yeah. Because life keeps going. Like, it really does. Like, that's the craziest thing about life, is that it just keeps going and.
- [29:14]
Danny
It will come back with P word. Yes, yes, yes, yes. He has.
- [29:22]
Drew
Well, God has smiled on me. Well, since he has.
- [29:28]
Danny
Since we're just only. We're talking about the P word. I just have to say this because, like, when I was told this, I literally died laughing. And I actually don't think it's that funny me. But I was inquiring about the S word, and I was, like, asking questions about me in the S word. And I was told I give head. Like, I'm on a mission. And like. Like, I was like, oh, do you feel like I'm a really, like, loving partner? And then they were like, yeah, but, like, you definitely, like, you definitely like. And it was like, this isn't a complaint. It was like a compliment.
- [30:07]
Drew
Like, it's like, fix your shit compliment.
- [30:09]
Danny
And like, it's like, you're definitely not doing certain things for the other person. Like, you're like, on a mission to.
- [30:15]
Drew
Get it for you and you only. That's crazy.
- [30:20]
Danny
Being told that I'm on a mission. Well, I'm coming back with that gold medal.
- [30:25]
Drew
Yeah.
- [30:25]
Danny
And I always do.
- [30:26]
Drew
That's the goal.
- [30:27]
Danny
Yeah.
- [30:28]
Drew
For some reason, my mood has completely shifted in a bad way right now. Yeah. I've been so unstable. Like, not after that. Just.
- [30:37]
Danny
Oh, just after you hear about me.
- [30:39]
Drew
Like, doing S. And it's not to me. It's like, what the is your problem? You W word. Yeah.
- [30:47]
Danny
Censoring ourselves now. Uws. Horse luck.
- [30:52]
Drew
Oh, no. Oh, interesting. I thought it was horse sex, but my mood has been so unstable recently. It's like how the was I in Japan and I was still slipping into a depression. Like, that is. It's actually crazy. And I was like, exercising every day. We also did the math on the 20k step days we were having. We were walking 10 miles a day, like, for 14 days straight. Like, actually, I want to see how many miles we walked in Japan, because.
- [31:19]
Danny
That'S crazy because I. I was like, oh, I felt really good in Japan for from walking that much. Like, it feels good that I was able to do that. I was like, I'm just gonna, like, start going to the gym because you don't walk in la. And I was like, I'm just gonna go to the gym and like. Like, keep walking.
- [31:34]
Drew
Like, I'd say we walked seven miles a day.
- [31:36]
Danny
Yeah. To, like, reference it. And then I.
- [31:39]
Drew
98 miles.
- [31:40]
Danny
Yeah. And I looked it up and saw that, like, we were walking an average of like, 7 to 10 miles a day. And I was like, in what world am I going to be in the gym long enough to even fudgeing do that? Which I was yesterday by accident because I went too early for a class. So I was just fudgeing, picking my ass in the damn gym. Like, I didn't have anywhere else to go.
- [31:58]
Drew
I was like, dying and I was like, I need to go get food. Like, I cannot work out. Like, I can't, like, work out on this stomach. Like, if I don't eat now, I will collapse and die and turn into powder. Like, I need to eat. So I went and got food. Why the am I saying this right now?
- [32:12]
Danny
Because you're just letting them know what you were up to. But you talking about food reminded me that I was watching Devin's vlog and something else that greens me out. I wasn't high, but like, it genuinely freaked me out for some reason. Because I also think like, like, since we got back from Japan, because I was so overstimulated visually, I keep having moments. But this also might be like, what? Like, being a glasses wearer is like, you don't have this anymore since you got Lasik. But did you ever feel when you had glasses, like, sometimes things would be so clear, like, do you know what I'm saying? Like, you know when you had glasses and like, without you realizing it, just from your day to day activities, they kind of oiled up and fogged up.
- [32:49]
Drew
Oh, yeah.
- [32:49]
Danny
And then when you clean them, you were like, oh my God, I'm seeing so clearly right now that I. I feel like I'm seeing hd. Yeah, I've been having that a lot since we got back from Japan. And like, it's pushing me into like a disassociative, like, mood because I'll just be like walking around and then I'll like, look at something. Like when we were at Jonathan's concert, I was looking at my shoe and I was like, dude, like, it is like so HD and like, real. And like, there's like, like renders that look this real now.
- [33:12]
Drew
Someone just slipped LSD into your glass.
- [33:16]
Danny
Of water at the concert and I was freaking the fuck out. And like, I've been having that, that. But one of those moments that translated into like, watching like, TV was our food was. I was watching the vlog and like, she. They were like in the hotel and there was a bowl of fruit and Devin was like, oh, I ate some of those for breakfast. And then Sydney was like, you just like, pick this up and ate it. And like, even their interaction on it really freaked me out because, like, I agreed. I was like, whoa, you, like, you really can't just see fruit. Pick it up and eat it. And then like, she like, picked it up and like, like bit into this plum. And it freaked me out for some reason.
- [33:50]
Drew
What the hell are you talking about?
- [33:52]
Danny
I'm basically talking about how I think I'm actually Going fucking crazy. Because, like, why, like, why is the. The concept that, like, you can just like, like, fruits and vegetables are ready to eat like that? Like, why is that freaking me out recently?
- [34:04]
Drew
Like, what?
- [34:05]
Danny
Like, the fact that you can pick up an apple and just fucking bite into it and, like, there's no preparation needed to go into that.
- [34:12]
Drew
Like, and it's like with a bag.
- [34:14]
Danny
You have to go buy it, open it, it, reach it like that. You literally, like, there's no packaging on it. You literally just bite it. Like, it was made with, like, a God given, like, packet to be eaten to protect it. And then you can also eat the packaging.
- [34:27]
Drew
Yeah, it's interesting. And then at the Whole Foods, you see them cutting up apples and then putting it into. Putting it into plastic, which is insane. Same with oranges. They'll peel the orange for you and then put the slices of oranges in a plastic bag, which is crazy because.
- [34:44]
Danny
The best part about eating an orange is, like, playing with the peel and, like, peeling.
- [34:47]
Drew
Exactly. And then spraying it. And like, honestly, this is something crazy. I do. But I get an orange peel and after I eat it, I rub it on my neck so I can smell it.
- [34:54]
Danny
That's awesome. I like peeling it. And then it gets stuck under my nails and I'm, like, scraping the little bits. Yeah. And because I bite my nails, it's like, citric. But yeah, that was. That's just where I've been the past week and a half.
- [35:07]
Drew
That's crazy.
- [35:08]
Danny
It's like, I parked and I looked at my nails.
- [35:09]
Drew
I've been a 51 50. You. You.
- [35:11]
Danny
I parked and I looked out my window, and it freaked me out because I was like, dude, like, it is crazy how real everything looks right now. And I was like, that is so crazy.
- [35:19]
Drew
You, like, your brain finally setting. You're making those connections because we're forming our final stage brains.
- [35:27]
Danny
Yeah. Or I'm just, like, literally going crazy.
- [35:29]
Drew
You're losing it.
- [35:30]
Danny
I think I'm just kind of losing it, but that's okay. That's why I'm like, in a position where I'm like, I just need to get so high that I'm, like, scared. And then I'm like, back to being, like, caveman brain of, like, nothing matters, I don't care.
- [35:39]
Drew
Yeah. Or you just. Just don't think about everything. But if you think about everything everywhere, everything becomes magical and.
- [35:47]
Danny
And everything.
- [35:48]
Drew
The further you stray. Oh, my religious arc is, like, coming really, really soon because the further you stray from God and the closer you get to science. The more you realize that or the deeper into science you get, the more you realize that everything is unexplainable and you can't explain it truly.
- [36:05]
Danny
So that is something that freaks me out. Like I, I am a believer in science, but what freaks me out is you literally like like certain like conclusions with like a lot of science theory. Yeah. And that's like really what scares me. But that's also why is it like this is me making excuses in high school. But I was like, yeah, I don't with science because like I just like believe in like keeping things like unknown.
- [36:30]
Drew
Which is every Trump supporter, which is.
- [36:34]
Danny
Just me being like, I don't want to read, I simply don't want to read that book. Like I'm not going to read that book. Book. But yeah, I, I, I think I, I, I think I've always been kind of religious. Like I've always kept it on like an agnostic tip of like I'm like there definitely is something out there, but I always like reference God. But I am back to watching Midnight Gospel.
- [36:54]
Drew
Oh.
- [36:55]
Danny
Because since I've been in like a disassociative, like I don't know what's real, I'm like, okay, I need to call my therapist. Which I probably won't do because it's.
- [37:03]
Drew
Just like a lot.
- [37:05]
Danny
I'm like, therapy is, there's just, there's just too much to catch up on right now. And I'm like, like there's too much and there's nothing to catch up on.
- [37:12]
Drew
One of the reasons why I can't go to therapy now is because like I'm too far gone. Like there's too much going on in my life for me to have to explain to them my entire life. And then opening that back up is just like too much.
- [37:27]
Danny
But you know what's nice about it is like you kind of realize that those things, not that those things don't matter, but once you get into therapy session, that's when like the things that are actually bothering you become like very clear. Because I feel like in a day to day you may like pinpoint certain feelings to these like super huge things that or that feel really big to you. But then once you sit in that room and you start talking, it's like, oh, that other thing wasn't even like in my mind. It was, it was this like really simple fit I just like needed. So like I am just making excuse really. I'm just fucking lazy. Like I'm literally just in my lazy loser arc where I want to like sit down, be on iPad, read book for five minutes, get back on iPad, get on TV, get on Fortnite, get high, go to sleep.
- [38:11]
Drew
Yeah. That is like the ultimate vibe. How can you be depressed when you have Zaza and an iPhone? Like, I really don't get it.
- [38:20]
Danny
Like literally, like, it's a cure. I thought like Apple. Wait, Apple cured depression? Yeah, Apple brought us depression to our face.
- [38:29]
Drew
But what were you saying?
- [38:31]
Danny
I don't remember. It was. It was there.
- [38:33]
Drew
Oh, say one thing you remember from what you were saying and I will remember.
- [38:38]
Danny
Oh, I was just talking about going to therapy and like how previous. Ma' am, you're asking a lot of me right now.
- [38:46]
Drew
Do you remember three minutes ago?
- [38:48]
Danny
Oh, but something I did just think about is I need to.
- [38:54]
Drew
I wanna. I want that conversation to be finished so bad because we never finished anything and we were so close to finishing it. It really think your hardest, like, to what you were thinking about. Hold on. I really need this for me. Like, I really need it bad. We were talking about. Oh, like nothing is feeling real for you. So you.
- [39:14]
Danny
Oh. And I was saying what I need to do is like, I've been watching Midnight Gospel because when I was feeling like this, it like grounded me and like I've been. I listened to like a lot of like Duncan Trostle because he has really good like psychology.
- [39:27]
Drew
We were talking about being religious.
- [39:29]
Danny
Yeah, because he has a lot of good like psychologists and like religious figures and just like, just all these people who have like really good insight and wisdom, who have like really studied like the idea of like self and self awareness. Yeah. And it's not like this like really like, like outward. It's not like a. A challenge of like, oh, how to make sure you're perceived this way as much as it is. Like, how can you find the things in life that make you feel comfortable, make you feel whole, make you feel grounded, etc. But I've been. I was like watching that while I was walking on the. In the gym. Like, I was like watching a few episodes. I was like, dude, this is such a good show. And like I'm in love with Duncan Trussell.
- [40:07]
Drew
And then like, oh, Duncan Trussell is bad as I know.
- [40:10]
Danny
Like, I need like an edit. Like, you know, the. What's it called? Like the, like the. Like the really cap cut like fast edits. Like someone needs to make one of like Duncan Trussell.
- [40:21]
Drew
Please make that, make that dream come true. Please lose.
- [40:28]
Danny
You saying like tapping your chin. But yeah, I was saying what I need to do is go to therapy, but I probably won't do that for, like, another two weeks because also, I'm just busy with holidays, so that's out of the question. But I need to stop referencing being flashbanged in casual conversations with strangers as if that makes sense.
- [40:44]
Drew
People don't get it. There's so much that I say to my trainer, who, if you're watching this, I'm sorry, like, like, but you have, like, there are people who literally have no sense of humor and don't understand anything I'm ever saying. Because 98% of the time, whatever's coming out of my mouth is not real and is not what I mean. It is a complete, utter, 1000% joke. Now, there is a lot of the time when I'm trying to be real, and then it just comes out as a joke. And then I can say, like, oh, I was just joking, like, and then I can't be embarrassed by it. But. But he has never laughed once at anything I have ever said. And I'm like, damn. Like, I'm spitting. Like, I'm, like, saying some, like, really, really funny. But I did tell him that I was an eco terrorist, and he was like, oh.
- [41:36]
Danny
Don'T do that. But, yeah, when I was, like, at that meeting, I, like, was talking about something, and I was like, doesn't it feel like you're getting, like, flashbanged, like, in your head? Just like, like, and dead silent? And I was like, damn.
- [41:52]
Drew
But, like, they know what we're referencing. You know what that feeling is?
- [41:55]
Danny
Like, it's like. Like, it's like a buzzing in your ear. But, yeah, I have to stop referencing that as if people understand what the that means. Like, that is, like, such an odd thing to also, like, a weird thing to reference.
- [42:09]
Drew
But I feel like I've always been, like, a little bit spiritual, a little bit agnostic.
- [42:14]
Danny
Yeah, I used to.
- [42:15]
Drew
I used to like, Like, I. I, like, grew up in the church. Like, crazy. Not like crazy, but I, like, grew up in the church. And then, like, when my parents stopped going to the church, I still went. And I would go every Sunday and every Wednesday when I was, like, a teenager to get confirmed. And I was doing that on my own volition. And then one day the pastor said something like, really, really homophobic. And it scared the out of me. And I was like, I can't come back here. And Madeline was also like that. That she was like, I can't come back here. And since I am so such a good, straight ally, like, it was just, like, really Hard for me to see him say that to my heterosexual homosexual friends.
- [42:57]
Danny
Literally me in 10th grade.
- [42:58]
Drew
Yeah, literally. And then I. But we still got confirmed in the church. But literally, like, the day I heard the pastor say that, something clicked in my brain where I was like, oh, like, this is crazy. Like, organized religion is insane. And, like, not, like. I mean, my. Based on my experience, it was, like, crazy for me, and it felt really insane. And so I've just taken, like, this, like, faithful approach where I'm, like. I don't claim any, like, a religion or, like. Yeah, I just kind of, like, make up my own God and it's, like, been actually really nice and helpful.
- [43:37]
Danny
Yeah. It's crazy to think that this generation is, like, really full of the idea of, like, actually taking a step back and, like, looking at religion and, like, the harm it's done and being like, oh, there's some things I like about this, but a lot of it is crazy.
- [43:51]
Drew
A little crazy.
- [43:53]
Danny
But, yeah, I'm tapping back in to Midnight Gospel and, like, just listening to Eckhart Tolle.
- [44:02]
Drew
Old people read some Eckhart Tolle books. I think that's how you say his name. I don't know. Know.
- [44:06]
Danny
I don't know who that is. Alan Watts.
- [44:09]
Drew
Alan Watts and Eckhart Tolle. I think I gotta find that out. But those are, like, really, really great. Like, kind of like morality. Like, it's like Eastern philosophy, but, like, translated especially. Like, Alan Watts is, like, Eastern philosophy and ideals translated really well for our Western brains to understand. And it's just really cool. But Eckhart Tolle is just crazy.
- [44:35]
Danny
Yeah. Do you want to end it off with our fall debate?
- [44:42]
Drew
What is that? Oh, last night on the couch, did.
- [44:46]
Danny
You do your research?
- [44:47]
Drew
I didn't. I didn't. Because I saw how angry you got. You were like, no, just save it.
- [44:51]
Danny
No, I wasn't angry. But I was like, dude, no, you have to save it. Because, like, what if? Like, what if? So I'll let it start by, like, you telling me what you told me.
- [44:59]
Drew
Okay. So literally, randomly, it was one of my uber fax moments. I will admit it. Like, I was just like. I just. It popped in my brain and I just said it. But I was like, the reason why the rest of the world calls fall autumn, and we call it fall is because the leaves in America fall.
- [45:23]
Danny
And I said, that can't be true. That just, like, can't be true.
- [45:28]
Drew
Because I'm like, well, no, the leaves are literally falling.
- [45:30]
Danny
No, I know the leaves fall here, but my theory Is that like, like someone was just like, oh, the leaves are falling. It's fall time, whatever. Like, I, I assume like that's how it like became a thing here. But leaves fall in Japan. The leaves were like, I never said they didn't fall. You did. You. You were saying that. Oh, you're literally trying to gaslight me, dude. I, For a second I was like.
- [45:56]
Drew
Dude, I was like believing it and I was like, let me not alter the reality. No, no, you caught me slipping. You taught me slipping. And I.
- [46:06]
Danny
Leaves don't fall anywhere else. We were literally just in a different country where they did.
- [46:11]
Drew
You caught me slipping. And I just, I was in too deep and I tried to just get a fast one by you. And I knew that wasn't true because I literally had the same thought. I was like, the leaves were on the ground in Japan. Like, what am I talking about?
- [46:24]
Danny
I have way too many pictures of them on the ground because I am that bitch.
- [46:27]
Drew
Because I was like, I'm so stupid and embarrassed and I just can't. I cannot handle the humiliation of this.
- [46:33]
Danny
And he got like mad at me last night.
- [46:35]
Drew
I didn't get mad. I was like, I was like, I'm gonna like, I'm going to look this up right now.
- [46:39]
Danny
And then I was like, don't look it up. Because like, I knew that it wasn't true. Because he was about to look up if leaves fall in different countries.
- [46:47]
Drew
No, I was looking up why it's called.
- [46:49]
Danny
Okay, so why is it called fall? Let me see. You're such a bitch.
- [46:54]
Drew
My child fucking sucks. Okay, the reason why Americans refer to autumn as fall.
- [47:01]
Danny
What's your source?
- [47:03]
Drew
Mental floss? Fall isn't a modern nickname that fall in more traditional autumn. The two terms actually first recorded within a few hundred years of each other. The 1500s English speakers been began referring to seasons separating the cold and the warm months as either the fall of the leaf or spring of the leaf or fall or in spring for short. Oh, it could also be called fall because the temperatures are falling. But that's like another. That's like, only pertains to Americans.
- [47:40]
Danny
So yeah, it literally is just like people were like, oh, the leaves are falling. It's fall.
- [47:43]
Drew
Oh yeah, exactly. Autonomous had overtaken fall as the standard British term for the third season.
- [47:51]
Danny
I wonder if like, what's the translation to Spanish? Because it can't be like fall, like falling over. Oh, it is a different.
- [48:05]
Drew
Look up autumn sounds. I don't like the way she says, is that autumn?
- [48:09]
Danny
No, that's fall.
- [48:10]
Drew
Look up autumn. I'm curious if it's the same thing.
- [48:16]
Danny
Oh, me not knowing how to spell autumn Au. Oh, it's the same thing.
- [48:20]
Drew
Interesting.
- [48:21]
Danny
So it's like in Spanish. It's, like, interchangeable.
- [48:24]
Drew
The air gets crisp, the leaves start to turn, and we break out our cozy sweaters.
- [48:28]
Danny
We are, of course, talking about the.
- [48:30]
Drew
Season of pumpkin and spice and everything nice by two names, Fall and autumn. Although both refer to the same season, Americans call it fall. Why is that? There's some confusing. Because Americans are stupid and we just make up whatever we want. We literally just say and say it's fact. And then we're like, either you learn how to do this or you fall behind, and then that's what happens.
- [48:52]
Danny
And that's how the term fall came to be.
- [48:54]
Drew
Yeah.
- [48:55]
Danny
Wow. Nice little history lesson to close up the episode. Drew, thank you for attempting to gaslight me.
- [49:02]
Drew
You're welcome. And you should be thinking that's what.
- [49:04]
Danny
I was gonna say. It teaches me to stay grounded and, like. And confident in my words.
- [49:09]
Drew
Yeah. Keeping you on your toes. Like, you should be able to, like, be able to get, like, figure out when people are gaslighting you.
- [49:15]
Danny
Yeah, it's on me for sure.
- [49:16]
Drew
Oh, no.
- [49:18]
Danny
Oh, is that happening?
- [49:19]
Drew
It's happening right now, live as we're recording.
- [49:22]
Danny
I want to do it. Mine isn't happening.
- [49:25]
Drew
Oh, you must not be.
- [49:26]
Danny
You know what? I got a notification for it the other, like, two weeks ago, and I liter knocked it off so fast, so I wonder if it's not giving it to me because of how fast I was like, get that the fuck out of my face.
- [49:37]
Drew
Okay, let's listen to my Rap Wrapped right now. Remember your top genres from last year? Oh, wait, this is from 2021. Oh, never mind. That's so fucking lame. I was so excited. Damn, damn, damn. Spotify Wrapped is basically a tool that gives us to see the full information about our most loved artists, lists, bands, and songs. Also, what the hell is that? The playlist we've enjoyed.
- [50:04]
Danny
I looked up wrapped and it's like, when Spotify rap 2022 come out. Question.
- [50:08]
Drew
Well, this is my favorite song right now.
- [50:17]
Danny
What is this?
- [50:20]
Drew
Fart on my penis.
- [50:24]
Danny
Wait. Yeah, yeah. What?
- [50:26]
Drew
I think they're gearing us up to give us the Spotify wrapped. I think it's just showing us, like, the place that I was. Yeah, it's happening.
- [50:34]
Danny
Yeah, I want it to happen now.
- [50:35]
Drew
I know, cuz. How lit would that have been to be able to go through it?
- [50:38]
Danny
But I guess we have that for New Year's Patreon. Both of us had two different answers.
- [50:43]
Drew
Okay, let's do Schmedia. Quite honestly, I have not. Not been listening to music that much lately. Like, I haven't, like, been finding anything, but I will go get something. A couple things that I bought that I'll show to you guys that will be in my media. Even though it's physical media, it doesn't matter.
- [51:08]
Danny
I'll just say my media, because I also bought some CDs, but that's kind of mainly what I've been listening to is Black Metal 2 by Dean Blunt, Loveless by My Bloody Valentine. Like, I've been listening to that on cd, because I just got that. I've been listening to Love Deluxe by Sade, because that's a CD I've already had. But those are just, like, the CDs I've been listening to. And then Slow Dive. I can't remember which album it was. He's like my boyfriend, because I don't know the title of Just For a Day, that album. So those. I've been like, mainly listening to albums and not so much like, songs right now. But there was something I was listening to this morning. Oh, and I'm back to looping Love Never Felt so Good by Michael Jackson because it just, ironically enough, makes me feel so good. And I've been reading I'm Glad My mom died.
- [52:02]
Drew
Oh, I Spotify tricked me again. They always tricked me. But they're like, find your new favorite book. And it was like, oh, I can listen to audiobooks on Spotify now. That's actually lit. But then you have to buy the books, and then you can download them to. And Spotify or some. Because I was gonna start listening to that yesterday. But. Okay, I got a couple things for y' all. But I got the book we need to Talk About Kevin, which, like, you probably have seen the movie, but apparently the book is better than the movie. And it reads like a movie or some. I don't know. But I got it because I was like, this movie was lit. And. And we need to talk about. We need to talk about Kevin Moore, because it's a masterpiece. And then I got. Don't Ask Me how to fucking say that. Lapvonia by Otessa. Don't ask me how to say that. But she's the girl. Like, she ate down with my year of rest and relaxation. And one of Josh's buddies was like, this is her new book. Her new book is also really fucking good. Go get it. And I was pissed Because I like soft cover books and they only have.
- [53:15]
Danny
The hardcover, which is, like, the most random thing ever. I'm, like, the complete opposite. Do you like it because you could, like, bend it while you're reading it?
- [53:21]
Drew
Yeah, exactly. But what were you gonna say?
- [53:23]
Danny
I was gonna say I still haven't finished my year of rest and relaxation. And it literally is, because it made me feel crazy because I was like, this was me not that long ago. And I need to close this, like, because it will literally, like. That felt so good. That's also what I'm trying to avoid again.
- [53:39]
Drew
But. So I have a few CDs for you guys. We got Lemon jelly, which I don't know anything about this album or these musicians at all. I just found them on Spotify one day because their cover looked really cool. And I've just been listening to them ever since. Like, a couple years. And I just saw the CD in the store and I was like, oh, I need that. Then I got the Money Store by Death Grip Grips. Classic. Classic Death Grips album. Blood Rest in my Head, they Hot Box. And then I got Donuts by J. Dilla.
- [54:16]
Danny
Again, classic. Classic.
- [54:20]
Drew
Really? If you haven't already. Actually, you know what? I'm not even gonna give that to you. Don't listen if you haven't, because you're not good enough. And then Ms. Lana Del Rey.
- [54:33]
Danny
I got Ultra Violence. But I really wanted Norman Rockwell on cd.
- [54:36]
Drew
Yeah.
- [54:37]
Danny
Ow.
- [54:38]
Drew
That's a really good album, but come on, my tastes like Pepsi. Also Yayo on there. Yeah, crazy. But thank you for listening. This episode. Peace, Love, Unity and Respect.
- [54:59]
Danny
Hurts so bad.
- [54:59]
Drew
Do you need me to massage it? Do you need me to get it for you? Because I can. I can really do something synagogic. Your boob hurts. I can just touch it. Just let me touch it. I'm not gonna do anything. Just let me play with it or whatever. Like, I can massage it and make it right. Oh, I'm the weird. It's always the guy that's the weirdo and you are the freak. Like, it's always the guy.
- [55:21]
Danny
It's actually my nerve endings popping because my boobs are so big.
- [55:25]
Drew
Your nerve endings are exploding right now?
- [55:29]
Danny
Yeah, I just couldn't sustain a lot of pain. Like, I'm just. Wow, my pain tolerance is so high. Okay, well, thank you, guys, oh, so much for listening. See you next week. By next week, it. I was gonna say, oh, by next week it won't be Thanksgiving anymore. So happy early Thanksgiving.
- [55:47]
Drew
Why are you lying?
- [55:49]
Danny
I don't know when that is. But I know I will be eating good.
- [55:54]
Drew
Oh, you better eat. You're eating. No crumbs left behind. You're eating.
- [55:59]
Danny
You know what I miss?
- [56:01]
Drew
You're eating, like, Thanksgiving.
- [56:03]
Danny
You ate, like McDonald's.
- [56:04]
Drew
Yeah, you ate like McDonald's. No, you ate Thanksgiving.
- [56:07]
Danny
That's a good one, though. That's like, a good. Like, oh, you. You ate like, Thanksgiving. Like, you're eating.
- [56:12]
Drew
Not for white. Not for my family. I had this insane realization. I was on the phone with my mom and I. We were talking about, like, what they're doing for Thanksgiving, and she was like, ah, you don't bother coming back. You're good. Like, you'll be here for Christmas for a while. Sounds like my family doesn't want me to come home because I was excited to see them, but she's like, no, we'll probably won't do anything, actually. That was Meline, and she's sabotaging me.
- [56:34]
Danny
Me.
- [56:34]
Drew
But anyways, I was on the phone with my mom, and I was like, I don't think I'm coming back for Thanksgiving. And she was like, don't worry. I don't want to fucking cook for anybody anyways. Like, I don't think I'm gonna cook this year. And then I, like, started thinking about, like, our family meals and, like, what they used to look like and all those, like, rancid photos that used to pop up on Twitter that, like, Savannah used to post.
- [56:54]
Danny
That's what I was gonna mention. I was like, I. I really am sad that, like, I don't. I guess I still follow her on ign, and I think she kind of still post it.
- [57:01]
Drew
Yeah.
- [57:01]
Danny
But damn, I missed that pink plate.
- [57:03]
Drew
I know that pink.
- [57:04]
Danny
I need to see that pink plate.
- [57:06]
Drew
Show me your plate. But I just had this insane realization where I was like, we are the white people with the nasty fucking Thanksgiving food. Because, like, every year, I'm like, do you know what I'm excited to eat on Thanksgiving? Like, this is really telling what I'm excited to eat for Thanksgiving that I only eat at Thanksgiving. Giving are mini corn dogs, and they're frozen mini corn dogs that my grandma gets from the supermarket and heats up an hour before. And I get so excited to eat those.
- [57:38]
Danny
But that's nice that you still have something that you're excited to eat, because it's like, I don't know, like, you're not going out of your way to ever eat that.
- [57:45]
Drew
So it's cranberry sauce, too.
- [57:47]
Danny
I've never had cranberry sauce.
- [57:49]
Drew
Actually, like, the Gelatinous jelly. I mean, it's kind of like the. In that we drink, but I can't do it. I literally. It's so rancid and disgusting and it has, like, the ridges of the can behind it. Ribbed for my pleasure, though. Cuz when I shove it up my ass, oh, my God, it feels good.
- [58:05]
Danny
Well, my dad eats. My dad goes in on Thanksgiving, and.
- [58:09]
Drew
It is so good. So delicious.
- [58:12]
Danny
Yummy. And I'm always so excited because my.
- [58:14]
Drew
Dad, maybe I come to Miami for Thanksgiving.
- [58:16]
Danny
He would literally, like, I'm not kidding, unironically love that. Like, my. My family is the family that like, like, love. My dad loves being a host and having people over and. Yeah. And I love going back and, like, eating all his food. And when I was vegetarian, girl, I can't go.
- [58:34]
Drew
We need a break from each other.
- [58:37]
Danny
We were saying that, like, we were in the car. In the car is when it shows the most. I'm like, damn, we spent too much time together. What the are we talking about now?
- [58:44]
Drew
Why are we cruising to the gym together right now and talking about. About literally nothing.
- [58:49]
Danny
We're cruising to the gym and being like, oh, my God, is that a new Toyota? Wow. Like, what we've got in there?
- [58:53]
Drew
I'm like, oh, that's my favorite tree. Like, I love that tree.
- [58:57]
Danny
Oh, okay. Yeah, whatever. Okay. Ending this episode.
- [58:59]
Drew
Bye.
- [59:00]
Danny
Bye.
- [59:00]
Drew
Bye. We didn't get to finish that thought, though. We'll save it for next week.
- [59:06]
Danny
Next week. Sam.