Drew was supposed to be in The Moment

Summary

Emergency Intercom – "Drew was supposed to be in The Moment"

Date: February 6, 2026
Hosts: Drew Phillips, Enya Umanzor, and Kai
Podcast: Emergency Intercom, iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, the hosts dive into a characteristic blend of sharp-witted banter, oversharing personal anecdotes, Gen Z pop culture commentary, and self-aware humor. Conversational highlights include their takes on the 2026 Grammys, bizarre food experiences, navigating internet rumors, run-ins with doppelgängers, existential musings, and the idiosyncrasies of their social circles. The episode’s title also pays off with chatter about the movie "The Moment" and Drew's nearly cinematic cameo. The episode ultimately weaves together comedy, vulnerability, and a running inside joke about everyone’s need for attention.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Grammys Recap & Pop Culture Tangents

(00:40–05:11)

• Mixed Reviews: The hosts discuss the "weird energy" of this year's Grammys, with production issues and the move from CBS to ABC potentially to blame.
  • Drew admits, "It, like, made me mad. Yeah, it, like, upset me other than Lady Gaga, but for the most part, I was like, I feel like an old hag." (00:51)
• Lady Gaga & Tyler, the Creator:
  • Kai’s excitement for Lady Gaga and critique of TikTok and "camp" performances:
    "When I say, like, let's bring back camp. I'm sorry, boys are not allowed." (01:52)
  • Discussion of Tyler, the Creator’s over-the-top performance and hilarious comparisons to Taylor Swift's "Reputation" era.
• Drake Tour Comparison:
  • Drew compares the Grammys to two Drake shows: "What's old is this. Yeah. What is happening?" (03:07)
• Authentic Reactions:
  • Kai misses genuine Grammy winners’ reactions: "The way Lola reacted... actually made me tear up." (03:40)
• Pop Music Taste:
  • The hosts share concert experiences, stan Gaga, and discuss getting older via changing music tastes.

2. Epstein List, Conspiracy Culture, & Internet Literacy

(05:25–06:57)

• List Drop: They acknowledge the much-discussed (and likely disappointing) Epstein list release.
  • Kai: "Epstein, list dropped. Nothing is gonna change." (05:27)
  • They joke about faked screenshots ("FTW wasn't real") and call out rampant misinformation online.
  • Anya provides surprisingly detailed legal context about Epstein’s convictions.

3. Bizarre Food Tangents & Childhood Nostalgia

(07:00–09:47)

• Frozen Iguanas & Cajun Cuisine:
  • Discussion of eating iguana and alligator in Florida, with Drew’s culinary opinions: "No, I don't like alligator. Alligator tastes like white fish. Cheap white fish to me." (07:49)
• Frog Legs & Foodie Memories:
  • Kai reminisces about frog catching (but only as catch-and-release), while Drew is grossed out by “bones. It's tendons and bones, huh? Like cartilage.” (08:32)
• Diet Facts & Corn Conspiracies:
  • Odd facts: Feeding chickens rice turns yolks white ("Is that real?" – Drew, 09:11).
  • Kai summarizes: "It's all corn. It's always been corn. It'll never not be corn." (09:33)

4. Friendship Dynamics & Social Mishaps

(09:56–17:42)

• Porn in the Living Room Running Joke:
  • Self-aware humor about friend group watching porn – "In the least sexual way possible." (10:14)
• Doppelganger Encounter:
  • Anya's amusing yet awkward chat with a lookalike: "I would, like, grab his wrist, I pull him closer and tell him more about me." (11:48)
  • The group analyzes how it feels to recognize yourself in someone else and overshare with strangers.
• Old Work Connections:
  • Drew and Kai share stories about running into old acquaintances and navigating LA’s social scene.
• Breakups & Vulnerability:
  • Drew recounts his breakup with Roy during a tumultuous work gig: "I was a shell." (17:50)

5. DIY Therapy & Club Adventures

(18:09–24:20)

• Roy’s Show & LA Nightlife:
  • Praise for Roy’s live set and post-show outings.
• Strange Encounters at Gay Bars:
  • Drew and friends befriend a boisterous, possibly bisexual married man: "That is the gayest man I've ever entered. He is gay with a wife of nine years, and he was at the gay bar." (19:49)
  • Banter about sex lives, "eating the cookie," and the therapy effect of sharing intimate details with strangers.
• Compliments & Honesty:
  • Group fixates on backhanded LA compliments and oversharing about looks, with Anya poking fun at herself: "You look puffy. I thought you looked puffy." (24:02)

6. Meme-Logic, Mortality, and Existential Humor

(24:31–27:32)

• Soul Swapping TikTok:
  • The group mocks “dimension swapping” teens on TikTok: "I'm like in Harry Potter like hey Harry." (25:07)
• Fame, Power, and Degeneracy:
  • Drew proposes a (satirical) new ritual for famous men: "Every man needs to be stripped down, butt naked, filmed and blasted with the power washer if you want to go and be a hoe." (27:06)
• Kai’s Flea Market Taser Story:
  • Absurd childhood stories: "Then he forced the taser upon my own flesh. So I knew what it would feel like before I used it on anyone else." (27:08)

7. Inside Jokes, Gendered Absurdity, and Bodily Function Comedy

(28:17–48:05)

• New Year's Kiss & Floodgates:
  • The group unpacks who kissed whom in their friend circle – "You opened the floodgates." (28:22)
• Graveyards & Death Anxiety:
  • Kai ponders, “Where are the bodies going?” leading into a darkly funny discussion of death, cremation, and infamous crimes.
• Energy Slumps & Seasonal Changes:
  • The hosts echo their exhaustion, joke about "water weight," and reference viral memes.
• Messy Homes & 'Young Ho Theory':
  • Unfiltered talk about embracing chaos—overloaded laundry, young ho-ism, refusing traditional gendered chores. Drew: "I stand by like, I love young hoes. Like, that is. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." (44:11)
• Random Embarrassing Health Issues:
  • Kai describes an anxious late-night pee incident, wonders if he has incontinence (46:14).
• Food & Beverage Rituals:
  • The group pokes fun at each other’s coffee and sugar habits while debating what is “normal.”

8. Phone Usage, Social Media, and Being "Offline"

(61:01–62:34)

• Close Friends & Cheater Features:
  • The hosts compete on the size of their Instagram “Close Friends” lists, riffing on whether there should be tiers for “cheaters.”
  • Drew: "Write me a letter... I don't want anybody to have access to my phone unless they have, like, enough thought for a letter." (61:43)

9. Podcasting vs. Dance Crews; Water Filters; Media Picks

(54:04–68:22)

• Jabbawockeez & Blue Man Group:
  • Anya jokes she almost joined the Jabbawockeez; group riffs on the interchangeability of performance groups.
• Pure Water Perils:
  • Kai and Anya debate water filters that are “too pure” and “suck the nutrients out of your body.” (56:58–57:14)
• Cultural References:
  • Extended references to Detox, Drag Race ("Was Detox one of the first girls to rock a fresh BBL on Drag Race?" – 56:35)
  • Pentatonix’s mysterious staying power: "White people don't play about Pentatonix." (53:08)

10. The Episode Title: "Drew was supposed to be in The Moment"

(32:06, 41:57)

• Kai sees "The Moment" at the theater and reports running into tons of people.
  • Drew (facetiously): "So what you're saying is if I'm feeling down in the dumps...I could get a little cute and go see The Moment, period." (32:38)
• The title’s pay-off comes when Anya drops:
  • "Drew was supposed to be in The Moment." (42:15)
    The group riffs about cameo opportunities and scenes cut from "The Moment," and various ways they could have been featured.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Grammy Culture:
  • "Let's bring back camp. I'm sorry, boys are not allowed… That was the most reputation. Let's kill this era." – Kai (01:52)
• Pop Star Fandom:
  • "You have to be gay to like Gaga. That's the whole point." – Kai (04:02)
• Reflecting on Their Generation:
  • "I can't believe I've just lived enough life to see Tyler, the creator, step into his Taylor Swift bag." – Drew (01:52)
• A Running Bit:
  • “It's all corn. It'll never not be corn.” – Kai (09:33)
• Satirical Wisdom:
  • “Every man needs to be stripped down, butt naked, filmed and blasted with the power washer if you want to go and be a hoe.” – Drew (27:06)
• On Young Ho Theory:
  • “I stand by the young ho theory. I stand by like, I love young hoes. Like, that is. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.” – Drew (44:11)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Grammys & Pop Culture: 00:40–05:54
• Epstein List & Conspiracies: 05:25–06:57
• Wild Food Stories: 07:00–09:47
• Friendship & Social Set Pieces: 09:56–17:42
• Club Antics & Therapy: 18:09–24:20
• Mortality Jokes: 24:31–27:32
• Gender Absurdity/Chaos Living: 44:06–48:05
• ‘The Moment’ Movie & Almost Cameos: 32:06, 41:57–42:18
• Pure Water Discourse: 56:50–57:14

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Final Thoughts & Media Picks

• Drew’s Media of the Week:
  • "Insecure" and Tinker Bell (direct quote: "If you ever read these book series and watch these movies, please rewatch them. They're so good." – Drew, 67:38)
  • Music: Cody Chesnutt’s "The Headphone Masterpiece" (68:09)
• Kai:
  • Shouts out the film "Plain Clothes" (64:06)
• Closing Vibes:
  • “Oh, that album is so good, your favorite's favorite musician.” – Kai (68:15)
  • "All right, bye… Peace and love. Bye." – Drew & Kai (68:25)

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Tone & Delivery

The episode is full of fast-paced, irreverent comedy, self-deprecating jokes, mutual roasting, and moments of both absurdity and sincerity. The conversation spins freely across trending culture, internet oddities, the LA social scene, and confessional-style micro-narratives, all colored by the hosts’ very Gen Z sensibility and stream-of-consciousness delivery.

For fans of messy, meta, and surprisingly thoughtful comedic podcasts—Emergency Intercom delivers again.

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Transcript

[Drew]

This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.

[Kai]

And then my version of it is. You had me at hello, Hello.

[Drew]

Okay, Hello.

[Kai]

Don't. Don't ever do that to me.

[Drew]

I know, I know, I know, I know.

[Kai]

But I'm gonna say my version is hello, Hello, Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Oh, speaking of, Grammys were incredibles this year, dude.

[Drew]

So it, like, made me mad. Yeah, it, like, upset me other than Lady Gaga, but for the most part, I was like, I feel like an old hag.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was. It had, like, weird energy this year. I don't know if it was like, just because it was like, the last stream on, was it CBS and they're moving to ABC or something, But I don't know. Just something. Something production wise felt off. Gaga was so sick. You heard me screaming from the living room and you heard me screaming and cackling in the living room and ran in there to watch because it was such a key. She had to see it on the big screen.

[Drew]

Tyler, the creator's performance was one of funniest things I think I've ever seen. On top of, like, I think I mentioned it in one of the episodes. Granted, this is coming from somebody who, like, I feel about. Asap. Asap. Rocky, the way Kanye described Lady Gaga, where it's like, oh, I like Gaga, but what does she know about cameras? It's like, I like Rocky, but what does he know about performance art? Like, what the are you doing on SNL right now?

[Kai]

Him flying through that wall was the funniest thing ever.

[Drew]

The whole thing. When I say, like, let's bring back camp. I'm sorry, boys are not allowed. Like, oh, you're like Mr. Straight Guy. Like, no, I don't like, it's. It was. Dude. The whole thing, like, it was so. I can't believe I've just lived enough life to see Tyler, the creator, step into his Taylor Swift bag. That was the most reputation. Let's kill this era. The era being spoken of is like the era that never took off the ground.

[Kai]

That was two weeks ago.

[Drew]

Like, and let's kill this girl. Like, that's what it felt like. The whole thing just felt like. The mood board link, I think, got.

[Kai]

Open once you saw me push Somber up the stage.

[Drew]

Yeah, I did.

[Kai]

That was me up there hoisting him up. I, like, pushed him up. Yeah, well, I actually blew him up.

[Drew]

There and went Alex Warren saying that it was a. He was having technical difficulties.

[Kai]

I mean, the fact that there were two Hype house members at the Grammys performing is simultaneously awesome, but also like, whoa.

[Drew]

Well, it's only awesome in the sense that, like, I like Addison.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

But I think that whole show was like.

[Anya]

Whoa.

[Drew]

I. I felt like I saw Drake twice in for his last tour, and the first time I went, I walked away and I was like, oh, my God, that was so weird. Like, it felt like I. Like, it just felt weird. And the second time I went, I was like. Because I got all fucked up and fun and that's how I felt about the Grammys. Is the first night I went and saw Drake where I was just like, what's old is this. Yeah. What is happening? What is happening?

[Anya]

The.

[Kai]

I will say we need to bring back winning Grammy reactions. The way Lola reacted when she.

[Drew]

Yeah, that was.

[Kai]

I thought that actually like, kind of made me tear up. Like, obviously I was rooting for Gaga the whole time because I'm a. But, like, literally the fact that she reacted. No, you have to be gay to like Gaga. That's the whole point.

[Drew]

That's true, that's true, that's true.

[Kai]

What's crazy is I saw her perform Mayhem Tour first. I was there first, y'. All.

[Drew]

What are you talking about?

[Kai]

Coacheller. That was the first time she did Mayhem. And it was so incredible. Wait, not incredible? Like, taking over my lexicon right now.

[Drew]

I don't know if I would like. That's like the first big word they gave us from Pixar. Like, it's like.

[Kai]

I don't know if I. Supercalifragilistic expialidocious.

[Drew]

Fuck. What was I gonna say?

[Kai]

Is that a real word?

[Drew]

When she. The album with Alice in Wonderland and that was awesome. And then it got cut short 30 minutes early because it was raining and she was singing that one song from. What's that movie that she's in? Born a star.

[Kai]

A star, A star is born.

[Drew]

Oh, what? What would. What?

[Kai]

I said Born this way. Born a star.

[Drew]

What's that one about? Rain. It was some song about rain. Oh, no, no.

[Kai]

Rain on me.

[Drew]

I think she. I'd rather be drunk, but actually, I think she was doing, like, a piano rendition of that song while it was raining in Miami.

[Kai]

And I was like, wow, this is truly amazing. Oh, incre. Guys. Incredible. That is incredible. I've been in my art pop bag, but specifically just jewels and drugs. Just want to put that out there.

[Drew]

I haven't been listening to music. Really.

[Kai]

Epstein, list dropped. Nothing is gonna change.

[Drew]

I know.

[Kai]

They're eating human beings and nothing's changing.

[Drew]

I know.

[Anya]

Unfortunately, there's a lot of misinformation as far as, like, the screenshots, have you seen the one where it's like. It's from Elon and he's like, can't wait for the big party tonight. Prince. These girls for the win.

[Kai]

FTW wasn't real.

[Anya]

It's not real, unfortunately, but. Which is sad. But I did look at the real ones. They're pretty bad too.

[Kai]

They're really, really nice.

[Anya]

He's basically just being like. By the way, context is Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of being a pedophile 2008. 2008, 2011 or 12. He was determined as a level three sex offender, which is the highest level. So he made it to the top. And this was.

[Kai]

Sis did that.

[Anya]

And I think this was these. I don't know. Elon was sending these emails to him after all that, and he was just like, talking about the ratio on the island and him being like, yeah, my wife, like, won't have. I don't care if the ratio's bad. Like, this is a boy's trip with a pedophile. It was just somebody.

[Drew]

His wife was going with him.

[Anya]

Yeah, his wife, Tallulah, she's like a actress.

[Drew]

No, that whole thing, I like, I.

[Kai]

I actually, it's literally. It is like, not even silly in the slightest.

[Anya]

So insane.

[Kai]

It is so dark side.

[Anya]

It is beyond. It's like, it's almost unbelievable. I'm just like, if you. They all knew that he went to jail for being a pedophile and they.

[Drew]

Were still like, well, that's why they were contacting.

[Kai]

Like, that's the craziest part.

[Drew]

Like, the word got out. Like, even before he was convict addicted, the word. God, I was like, yo, this guy is crazy and men are nasty. And they were like, well, it's so cold in Florida. They're having, like. Which this actually isn't that uncommon, but when it dips low, like, the iguanas freeze because they're not meant to be in that kind of cold. And I saw a guy talking about, like, how he's gonna eat them and, like, how they're considered chicken of the trees, which is true. Like, I've always said iguana tastes like chicken. It literally does. All the comments were so crazy. And I just. Guys, don't knock it till you try it. Like, if you have even.

[Kai]

Have you had alligator? Yeah, okay. I was going to say, I bet it tastes just like alligator.

[Drew]

No, I don't like alligator.

[Kai]

Alligator tastes like chicken.

[Drew]

No, it doesn't. It tastes like white fish. Like, cheap white fish to me. Like, and Cheap white fish when it's fried, tastes like fake chicken.

[Kai]

Have you ever been to Razu? Was that a thing for anybody?

[Drew]

Who the is that?

[Anya]

I don't know what that is.

[Kai]

It was like this restaurant that we. It was like razzles. It was like my version of Cheesecake Factory to you. It was like, let's go to Razoo's. It's like, we'll go get a nice dinner and eat alligator.

[Drew]

I don't know, Cajun cheesecake that, like. I don't know if you could compare that.

[Kai]

Like, I think they had frog legs. Up until recently. Y' all ever had a frog leg?

[Drew]

I actually don't think I've had frog.

[Kai]

You. You specifically. I know you would up some frog legs.

[Drew]

I think I was just like, bones. It's tendons and bones, huh? Like cartilage.

[Kai]

I'm so sad because I love, like, going frog hunting. Like, when I say hunting, y' all think I mean, like, shooting frogs with a shotgun or some shit. But no, we would just go to ponds at like 10pm with a flashlight and a net and go collect a bunch of frogs and then release them.

[Drew]

But you didn't eat them.

[Kai]

I. No, no, those were dirty, like, pond frogs.

[Drew]

I mean, like, what's a good frog? Like, what the. I'm having my grass fed frog.

[Kai]

Like, that's not. Like, y' all know if you feed chickens rice, the egg yolk turns white?

[Drew]

Is that real?

[Kai]

Yes. Really? And the reason, like, their egg yolks are kind of determined on what their diet is. Fact check me, Kai.

[Anya]

Yeah, let me check. Oh, it is determined what their diet is because that was the whole scandal with the vital farms. Pasture raised eggs pasteurized.

[Kai]

I saw that the world was ending in Texas to everybody, and they still didn't buy those damn eggs.

[Anya]

Yeah, yeah. Everyone's boycotting also.

[Kai]

Like, they're all. It's all a scam, bruh. It is all a scam. Everything's a scam. It's all corn. It's all corn. It's always been corn. It'll never not be corn.

[Drew]

Yeah, my husband has a corn addiction. I keep telling people that when me and Drew are in a room together, I'll be like, yeah, this is my husband. He has a corn addiction.

[Kai]

Imagine I just watched porn with you in the room.

[Drew]

No. Cuz I would beat the out of you. Like, dude, I would be so. Like, what me saying that, like, we haven't all, like, been in a room together and throwed on like, random porn and then be like, oh, my God.

[Kai]

In, like, the least sexual way possible.

[Drew]

Yeah. Which I think is good. That's good. Also, our friend group, naturally, has always just found that mad funny.

[Kai]

It's so funny. Sex is so.

[Drew]

Girls sitting on cake. Girl sitting on cake.

[Kai]

Girl farting on cake in leather. Tight.

[Drew]

Girl partying in universe tights.

[Kai]

Yes. Girl farting where you can see the air blow out on the tights.

[Drew]

Latex.

[Anya]

Oh, speaking of universe tights, I met my doppelganger.

[Kai]

You're his chapel ganger.

[Anya]

I'm his chapel ganger. Let's be honest.

[Kai]

I cannot believe this happened. I didn't react in the way you thought I would, but when you sent that to me, I literally gassed out.

[Anya]

Loud and was like, it seems skeptical.

[Kai]

Everyone I was with had to see it immediately. You took, like, eight photos with him. Did you go to him later in the day?

[Anya]

Well, I actually took two, and then I was like. I. I was really excited. And then I saw the photos and I was like. I got pretty mugged in those first two, and I really tried.

[Drew]

Can I please see the first two?

[Anya]

I sent them?

[Drew]

Wait, what?

[Anya]

The one that I just sent you was the one that I thought was better.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Because, like, I.

[Kai]

Was he fun?

[Anya]

He was really sweet. Yeah, he was nice.

[Kai]

Was he, like, weirded out by you?

[Anya]

No, he was, like, so happy about the. I told him all the lore, and he was, like, kind of backing away a little bit, and I was like, oh, that's cool.

[Kai]

We already.

[Anya]

We already have this rapport where you're, like, already friends, and I. And I would, like, grab his wrist, I pull him closer and tell him more about me. And then he would do the backing up there again. I was like, oh, my God. Let's just take a photo. Dude, you're crazy.

[Kai]

You're freaking me the fudge out. Like, why are you not being so standing?

[Drew]

You do look. You just look, like, scared in the first picture. You look really, like.

[Kai]

Was your heart racing a little bit? Were you kind of nervous to ask her? Were you so, like, antidepressant, anti anxiety pill that you didn't care?

[Anya]

I was so neurotypical that night, so I felt good. Really, really good. I felt for you. I talked to the. Not Hudson. Was the other guy's name Connor?

[Kai]

Oh, really?

[Drew]

Yeah, briefly.

[Anya]

Not as long as I talked to my.

[Kai]

That's my man.

[Anya]

My doppelganger. His chapel ganger being me. I talked to him for, like, five minutes, but Connor is, like, very brief What'd you say? I was like, oh, I saw your. You have a nice bubble butt.

[Kai]

Don't ever say that.

[Anya]

I didn't say that. I said, Drew Phillips, my co. Host, said, you have a nice bubble butt.

[Kai]

Okay, good, good.

[Drew]

Oh, my gosh. Did I talk about how I saw him? Like, the.

[Kai]

Yeah, you haven't talked about it on here, but you.

[Drew]

Oh, I ran into him at. I went to a Chanel jewelry event. It was like this dinner, and I. It was so fun. Saw a bunch of people. I hashtag love. And. And I was out smoking in the back with Orion. And then he came through the curtain, and I. I had seen it. Came through the curtain, Tim. Or. No, no, actually, I think even before that.

[Kai]

No, Y' all have been, like, eyeing each other all night.

[Drew]

Yeah. Because. Well, no, no, I'm thinking if we went into the smoking area together. But we didn't. We didn't. We. I was already in there. But, yeah, I had seen him earlier in the night, and I was like, oh, I want to say something, because obviously this is somebody I, like, was on a set with for, like, a month or like, how. No, it was, like, two weeks. That thing. That was quick. But, like, I. I don't know. I just, like, felt odd about that. I also am just very of the.

[Kai]

Nature, like, not climbing any ranks.

[Drew]

I would rather, like. I don't know. Yeah, I don't. I don't go up to people.

[Kai]

It's like you went up to.

[Drew]

Since you could take me out of Miami, you can't take Miami out of me.

[Kai]

What about Cynthia Erivo?

[Drew]

That's different. Because, like, that's like. That's, like.

[Kai]

You came up to me.

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

You came up to me.

[Drew]

No, I didn't. You came up to me because you felt bad for me.

[Kai]

I did come up to him.

[Drew]

I was, like, really scared.

[Kai]

You were all alone. I wanted to protect you like a little mama bird. That is weird that I did spit food into your mouth that day.

[Drew]

I mean, I needed that. I was so hungry.

[Kai]

And you weren't eating. You were, like, so scared.

[Drew]

I was scared to chew in front of everyone. But basically, I was in the back smoking with Orion, and he came through the curtain and, like, said hi to, like, some, like, friends. I know. And then he came and was like. He broke the ice. And I immediately was like, oh, my God, yes. And we just started talking about, like, the Brat series in the Brat show, and I was, like, talking to him about, like, how Josh was following me around on that side, and we were just Like I was. Yeah, it was, it was really. He's so funny. We were talking about like he. Him being in like a very religious state of mind when he was younger and him and Orion were talking about that and just dying, laughing about like. Because he's from Texas, I'm pretty sure.

[Kai]

I think he's from west or east, I don't know, west or east Texas.

[Drew]

Yeah, he's from Texas though, that I remember. I was drunk. But yeah, we were just like catching up for a while and we were all talking and this was before. It was a. Like the event was a dinner and we were try to get out for a second. We had finished smoking. We're just sitting there at that point. Then we were like, oh, we should go inside cuz there's like food. We ordered food. And then we just broke off and I was like, oh my God, you are amazing. Like I literally love him also. Just like everything about him I was like, I just loved him. Like I literally was like, ah, I love you. Like that's how I feel. To me he reminds me of like I was saying last night to me.

[Kai]

When I had a sparkle in my eye.

[Drew]

Huh? Yeah, you. When you had that spark in your eye.

[Kai]

Remember?

[Anya]

I can barely remember it. I can barely remember it.

[Kai]

So long ago. I mean when I, when I hung out with him. We like went bowling.

[Drew]

Wait, you and Connor?

[Kai]

Yeah, and we played golf. Not many putt putt. Real golf. We carried our clubs in nine holes.

[Drew]

Are y' all just doing like civilian type sports for fun?

[Kai]

Like because we brought down. And then we went to Wii spa together.

[Drew]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Anya]

I believe that part, that part, that part, that part. Wait, so you met him on the set of the documentary, the brat documentary about them? Them. You have pronouns, your pronouns, your.

[Drew]

Oh my God, it really was. Oh, that's what he literally was like. Well, last time I saw you, you had the brightest eyebrows and hair I've ever seen in my goddamn life. And I was cracking up and I was like, dude, that was such a. Like I was like, I was. That was the weirdest version of me ever. Like on all levels. I was so.

[Kai]

There was a lot going on.

[Drew]

Yeah, there was a lot going on in my head. Like that was like.

[Kai]

Visiting you on that set was one of the craziest experiences of my life. Like specifically you. Like your like mood and mentality was. It wasn't sour, it wasn't bitter.

[Drew]

It was just like also like, oh my God. Fun insight. When I was doing that, Roy broke up with me.

[Kai]

That's what it fucking was.

[Drew]

Broke up with me. Like, right in the middle of that, he invited me over and was like, it's done. And that's when I threw myself on the floor. I was like, I'm going home. Like, that's what I told her. This earth, for instance, when my mom died.

[Kai]

But anytime anybody breaks up with me, I threatened to kill myself. And it actually works every time. And then they get back together with me.

[Drew]

I think we ended up getting that because that was 2019. And that break actually did do a lot for us. We, like, took a break. He, like, broke up with me for, like, two weeks. But during those two weeks is when I was filming. So I was literally just like, I was a shell.

[Kai]

Speaking of Roy, we went to his show.

[Drew]

So good.

[Kai]

It was so.

[Drew]

It was so good. Like, wow.

[Kai]

Shut the fucking house down. And I need him to release that song that he performed. I've been dubbing it Sunshine. But no, he has such good stage presence. It was really cute.

[Drew]

And I actually really liked the opening set he did with James.

[Kai]

Yeah. Like, the New Jersey.

[Drew]

The American road trip. I don't know what it is. It's a long name. It's a long name. I don't have space for that anymore.

[Kai]

Sick. What was I gonna say about this set?

[Drew]

We have Eli's concert tonight, too.

[Kai]

Yes. We're going to Bob Baker's Marionette. Did you know it was at Bob Baker's?

[Drew]

No, I forgot. I think you told me last night.

[Kai]

Yeah. I'm, like, so excited. But then after Roy's, me, Anya and Kai went to the gay bars. We were all.

[Drew]

My ID and Sophia was with us. And I love Sophia, but she's.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Sammy and Josiah came too.

[Drew]

I know. Oh, my. Oh, my God. I spoke to the craziest person ever. Like, me and Sammy got stuck in this conversation with this guy who literally was such a hoot and a holler. God bless his soul. No idea where he's from, because he had an accent that I, like, unironically couldn't pinpoint. Like, I couldn't tell if he was like. I think he might have been Portuguese or some. Like, that's what it felt like. Because at one point, I think I heard him speak Portuguese to, like, another guy. But he straight man. How did we end? No, he said bisexual.

[Kai]

Oh, bisexual.

[Drew]

Said bisexual. But that is the gayest man I've ever entered. He is gay with a wife of.

[Kai]

Nine years, and he was at the gay bar.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. He showed us pictures. His wife was like, me and Sammy were like, where is she? Like, where is she? Why are you leaving her home? Bring her out. And he's not bringing her out because she's bad. Like, bad to the bone. And he was like. I mean, he was wearing a suede vest, no shirt, under fringe.

[Kai]

Did he have a mustache?

[Drew]

Yeah, I think he's bold.

[Kai]

The brief moment I spoke to him, he hit on me.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. He wanted you and Josiah back.

[Kai]

He hit on me crazy style and, like, tried to kiss my neck. It was really scary.

[Drew]

Well, that's the funny part is, like, all of our friends kept coming up to us just to make sure because, like, he was, like, really loud in nature. But, like, me and Sammy weren't bothered because I'm pretty sure Sammy also has, like, a loud ass dad and I have a loud dad. So to me, like, a loud man. I'm like.

[Kai]

It was also. It was also, like, synergizing, y'. All. So y' all kept getting louder and louder and louder, working us up.

[Drew]

Dude, he was so funny. I can't even remember really what we were talking about, but, like, he just was saying the craziest to us. And he was telling us about his whole life, how he's been married to his wife for nine years, and she knows that he's, like, exploring because he's bisexual. And he kept calling himself bisexual. And then we were like, okay. But then every time he would interact with y', all, he was like, so for it. Like, he was very obviously, like. And you can be leaning one way, whatever, like, to each his own. But it was just so funny because he kept saying it to us. And me and Sammy, I think, just couldn't tell. We were like. Or is he saying this to us because he finds it attractive?

[Kai]

He might have just been using you all as a therapist.

[Drew]

Yeah, Loki, honestly. Yeah. That is all it was because he was talking about, like, he was like, and my sex life with my wife is really good. And then Sam was like, you give her head. Do you eat the cookie? And then he was like, yes, yes, of course, of course, of course.

[Kai]

That's when I walked into the conversation, and y' all were literally. All three of. Y' all were screaming at each other, yes, I eat the cookie. Do you eat the cookie on corn?

[Drew]

Are you getting in the cookie, though? Like, are you swiping, like, credit card swipe the cookie? Yes or no? Like, we were, like, going in with.

[Kai]

Him, and he was down.

[Drew]

He was down for it. And he was such a vibe. God bless that man. I hope Like, I hope he's happy.

[Kai]

And then I entered a raffle for a gay photo shoot. Didn't win. But how funny would it have been if I was like, painted blue, like solely from Monsters Inc. With horns and naked? Oh, that would be sent to everyone. That's like, that's a situation where I would be comfortable sending y' all my nudes against without Yalls consent, obviously.

[Anya]

The other guy that Josiah was talking to, it was like, I can tell your eyes are so beautiful. I can tell that you've been through a lot.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah. And me and Kai look over and Josiah was like bug eyed like this and was like, yeah, I've seen some shit.

[Anya]

He just kept saying, I've seen some shit.

[Kai]

And then Kai got hit on for like 20 minutes and then had to break it to him that he was straight. No, it was more like five minutes.

[Anya]

But no, I was talking to him for 15 minutes. I think, because I didn't. I froze. I didn't know how to. I actually did think he was cool and funny and I was.

[Kai]

And he was a mogger, but I think he thought I was like sitting on him when I said that. And I was like, no, baby, I.

[Anya]

Know I made the mistake too where I was like, I was complimented his face. I was like, you, you look good. You look handsome. Because he was talking about not looking like being from la. And I was like, you know, you look like you. You look like you're from LA in a good way. Like, you look like you have good.

[Drew]

Bone structure to me. That doesn't count. I can't stand a bait and switch ass compliment. Like, oh, now you're like making me flirt with you. Like, that's you as fuck.

[Kai]

Though I'm ugly in Yakai, I know.

[Anya]

I have to truth sets you.

[Drew]

But first it will piss you off.

[Anya]

Your jowls today were like, they're swollen. Oh, you have thyroid issues. What's going on with you? You look puffy. I thought you looked puffy.

[Kai]

Imagine I started crying. I could maybe cry thinking, if this.

[Anya]

Was three years ago, I would have gotten an ass whooping.

[Kai]

I used to cry a lot.

[Drew]

And now you.

[Kai]

But I'm not crying anymore.

[Drew]

You just haven't been crying.

[Anya]

I do feel like you don't really.

[Kai]

Cry as much in the last few days especially. I'm not crying as much.

[Drew]

You know what's crazy is the day California officially, like exited its drought, yours began.

[Anya]

Oh, that's you.

[Drew]

Soul swap.

[Kai]

I've been noticing that you saw swap. I've been noticing that oh wait, wait, what's it called?

[Anya]

Oh no, you go ahead.

[Kai]

What's it called when you like they're called switches.

[Drew]

Yeah, I think it's like soul swap or something.

[Kai]

Yeah, there's like a word on Tick Tock, like swapping where they go to like a different dimension and experience Harry Potter.

[Drew]

Oh wait, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Kai]

Someone viewing. It's like remote viewing. But there's a word that tick tock uses for it where like these people that for the most part there might be some that are real, but for the most part it's just like 14 to 17 year old kids like that are most likely not the coolest people in school. So they like kind of build these communities online where they lie to people and tell them that they either have Tourette's or that they switch. I forget what the word is. They like transport to different dimensions and they're like, they record themselves like with their eyes closed, like shaking and being like. Yeah, I'm like in Harry Potter like hey Harry.

[Anya]

Hi Hermione Drew doing that into heated rivalry.

[Kai]

That. No, that's literally what I do.

[Drew]

So it's basically the girl on the plane screaming and freaking like, except she's going somewhere.

[Anya]

I do that. But into the Joe Rogan podcast. Yeah, I'm a guest.

[Kai]

The Epstein excited. Notice how every single person that Joe Rogan has had on that podcast has been on Epstein Island.

[Anya]

And that's exactly right.

[Kai]

The ovon. I'm on to you.

[Anya]

Yep. Period. Oh, do we.

[Drew]

I really just think all famous guys.

[Kai]

That was, that was terrible.

[Drew]

The second I get a man gets famous if like, okay, it has to go. I think when a man enters a certain level of power and fame, he has to turn in a roster of what his sex life before this looked like. And depending on that you, you get to you and you can increase. Hey listen, your gates, you could, you can increase the floodgates. You can like, you can stretch your roster, do whatever you want.

[Anya]

Roster. What?

[Drew]

But if you want to be a hoe post getting all that fame and power, I think every man needs to be stripped down, butt naked, filmed and blasted with the power washer if you want to go and be a hoe.

[Anya]

Yeah, I agree.

[Kai]

It's like when my brother, when I was like 9 years old took me to a flea market and I bought an illegal taser and then he forced the taser upon my own flesh. So I knew what it would feel like before I used it on anyone else. So he tased me, and from that moment on, I knew how painful it was. So it's, like, kind of similar to that in a lot of ways.

[Drew]

Is your foot getting in frame while you're doing that?

[Anya]

No, no. I'm tall, but not that tall.

[Kai]

He's six four, not six eight. And yeah, he's four. Six.

[Anya]

Four, six.

[Drew]

People always get it mixed up. Remember, Drew's dyslexic. He mixes that shit up.

[Kai]

He did mix that up.

[Anya]

Well, something really crazy happened, and we. I don't think we ever talked about the kiss. Right. Did we?

[Kai]

Our New Year's kiss?

[Anya]

Yeah, because I wasn't here for that episode, and I feel like it got coming New Year's.

[Drew]

But also, y' all kissed everyone. Or at least Drew did. Drew said he kissed everyone, so it doesn't count.

[Anya]

Wait, what?

[Drew]

Yeah, he said. He said after you. He kissed like Tucker. He, Tucker, Rachel, anyone who would land on Drew. He was letting it fly.

[Kai]

I was letting it rip. So you're not special?

[Anya]

You said I was your first kiss. You whispered into my ear.

[Kai]

Well, you were my first, but you opened the floodgates.

[Anya]

Yeah, well, you said in my ear, quote, I've bottomed a bunch, but I've never kissed anyone, so this is special.

[Kai]

They actually just hit me. They actually just. Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, wow. You just triggered him.

[Anya]

I'm having.

[Kai]

I'm having flashbacks.

[Drew]

How are you gonna bring him back? Because he just left. You're hurting him up. Oh, wait. Do you like the having flashbacks? Wait, to.

[Anya]

To what? To what? Experience?

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Nice. Straight era. Oh, should I talk about the graveyards?

[Drew]

I didn't know if you were being serious or if that was like. What are you talking about?

[Kai]

Where are the bodies going? Guys, where are the bodies going? 90 million people have died since 1990 or since the 90s. I know, like, a lot of them get cremated, but, like, where are the new graveyards? Are they burying the bodies on top of old bodies?

[Anya]

Oh, that is.

[Kai]

Where are the bodies going?

[Drew]

Guys, a body has been discovered. I think more, I would assume. And this is. Has no stats, tobacco. And, Kai, you can use your laptop for the greater good and look it up, but I would assume more people cremate than Barry because it's, like, so much cheaper. It's, like, exponentially cheaper.

[Kai]

Have you seen, like, the bucket?

[Drew]

Because even having a funeral so expensive, a lot of people can't even afford a wake. And let's wake that up.

[Kai]

Way up. Well, have you seen the bucket of, like, metal pieces that were, like, implanted in, like, humans while they were alive. And they don't incinerate, like, the titanium rods and shit.

[Drew]

Yeah, Yeah, I would love to buy.

[Kai]

A collection of those. I mean, I already have a collection from the bodies I buried in Central park, but I would love to have more.

[Drew]

Dude, it's so crazy. I don't watch anything about, like, crime and, like, murder. And, like, I. I don't watch anything negative anymore unless it's the active news. That's the only negative thing I allow myself to intake.

[Kai]

Thank you.

[Drew]

But one of the last things I watched about crime, and maybe this was why I was like, this is when it's done. Was that one about the crematorium or whatever the it's called.

[Kai]

Dude, that shit's so.

[Drew]

Like, the funeral house in Pasadena where.

[Kai]

They just, like, passed on, like, that was, like, their heirloom to family member to family member.

[Drew]

Not only that, but, like, the type of people were getting up to. I was like, this is a kind of evil I don't think I actually want to know exists. I was like, I don't need to know that there's a human being out there who's being sat in front of a camera under light, and they're like, yeah, I used to, like, up the dead bodies. Like, you're admitting that you couldn't get me to admit half of the I get up to. You're going to admit that you did that. Like, But I guess he, like, went to jail for it. He, like.

[Kai]

Is he still in jail? Please.

[Drew]

That is so funny.

[Kai]

Damn, we're passing this around.

[Anya]

I know.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's bad. I don't know where mine went. And I've, like, been on a thing of, like, my. I ran out of pods for my jewel, and then I was like, I don't actually want to go get them, and I don't want to order new ones. And then I found that vape. I was like, I guess this is my last vape. And I've been losing it for, like, hours at a time. And I just kind of, like, let it be because I don't chase eye attract.

[Kai]

Oh, I saw the moment.

[Drew]

How was it?

[Kai]

It was honestly pretty cool. I liked how the ending, like, wasn't. I feel like they didn't give us, like, what we wanted, which I really like a movie that ends that way.

[Drew]

I just. I am, sadly, one of those people who. I don't go to the movie theaters anymore, so I don't know if I'll see it till it's streaming.

[Kai]

Yeah, I did meet. When I went to the showing at the Grove, I did meet, like, maybe 58 people, so. Hey, y'. All.

[Drew]

Hey. So what you're saying is if I'm, like, feeling down in the dumps and I want the greatest ego boost of all time, I could get a little cute and go see the moment, period.

[Kai]

But, yeah, the moment was sick.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Hello?

[Anya]

Where did you go?

[Kai]

I'm back.

[Drew]

Where'd you go?

[Anya]

Where did you go?

[Kai]

No, I went to Heated Rivalry. Okay. That was really funny. You didn't get your flowers for that joke?

[Drew]

What? What joke?

[Kai]

He said that I switched to Heated Rivalries. Like, when we were talking about it, he was like, drew goes to Heated Rivalries.

[Anya]

Oh, he goes to Pierce.

[Drew]

Once again, I didn't hear it. So it's not your joke. And it, like, it was.

[Kai]

Was it funny?

[Drew]

It was so good. That was really good.

[Anya]

Okay.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

If you want to be heard, you should raise your voice.

[Anya]

It's cool with me. I like uplifting gay voices.

[Kai]

Who the fuck said that?

[Anya]

You went to Heated Rivalry.

[Kai]

Now you're yelling at him.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly. Why do you have to pinpoint on the fact that he's gay? You couldn't just be like, I like, uplifted. Uplifting. My friends.

[Anya]

My gay friend. My gay friends.

[Drew]

The white savior complex is coming out, sis.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Anya]

And I need to. And I need to check that, so thank you. Also, I noticed that you're getting the ring that I got you. Or you're wearing the ring. That's very nice.

[Kai]

Wait, me?

[Drew]

Kai returned a fucking ring I left at his house and then gave it to me and said, I got this for you. And he won't drop the. Like, it's not.

[Anya]

No, it looks good and it fits you perfectly. Weird how I just intuitively knew that.

[Drew]

This is like when he gave us that painting and said he had a gift.

[Kai]

Yes.

[Drew]

For three months he was like, I.

[Kai]

Can'T wait to do this. And then Kai's, like, gotten this, like, really nice water filter thing, and I asked him to bring me a bottle, and it's almost gone. He's been drinking it.

[Anya]

I need water all the time because of my meds. You know, this. But you can have a little sip if you want.

[Kai]

No, I'll drink it after.

[Anya]

Okay.

[Drew]

He came to our house after also, and then said that our water tasted like. And I can't lie, it tastes like something happened.

[Anya]

Your water usually tastes really good.

[Drew]

I got new filters. I actually think it's cuz when my sister was here. I love her so much. But, like, if y' all think I smoke, this, like, blows down. Yeah. But every time she was in the kitchen cooking, she was just smoking, like, joint after joint in the kitchen.

[Anya]

And I was like, it tasted like a crematorium cream.

[Drew]

That was good.

[Kai]

That was good.

[Anya]

Thank you.

[Drew]

All right. Right, Right. I'm gonna kill myself soon. Oh, my God. Somebody asked how old I was, And I said, 27. And this is not somebody I know very well. And they said, don't die this year before I walked away from them.

[Kai]

And I was like, guys, I still have a month.

[Drew]

We're the same age right now.

[Kai]

What if I die this month? Like, I would think about that.

[Drew]

I would kill myself.

[Kai]

Wow, that would be really up. That would be like a domino effect. Yeah. Everyone would start killing themselves. It'd be kind of lit. Kill myself. If you really with me. If you really with me, you're gonna kill your yourself when I die, Loki.

[Drew]

Because why do you want to keep living?

[Kai]

Yeah, what's the point if I'm.

[Drew]

No, I kind of disagree with that.

[Kai]

I am completely joking. But I did see this thing where it was, like, it's too morbid to talk about. Well, I'll tell you on private, but it's literally just, like, talking about how, like, people's lives are affected, that you literally have nothing to do with, like, 300 people down the line. Like, you don't know them. They never knew you. But their lives are still, like, minorly affected by, like, you're passing, your passing. Like, if you kill yourself. So just don't kill yourself.

[Anya]

Just.

[Kai]

It goes down.

[Drew]

Unless you're an ice.

[Kai]

Unless you're an ICE agent.

[Anya]

And then that, like, you're an ice, you. Can we give you the pass?

[Kai]

Yeah, you can honestly do it.

[Drew]

You literally have immunity in that field. You do whatever you want.

[Kai]

So I'll tell you all about this. Zamar was, like, in the street dropping something off at our house. And I had gone into the street and was just talking to him for a second, and then I started crossing the street, and someone was going about 95 miles per hour up the road. And mind you, it was my fault. Like, I should not have been in the street, but this person had to, like. Like, slam on their brakes not to kill me. And then, like, I finally get across the road, and they're still sitting there, and I'm like, oh, God. Like, that really shook them up. Like, that really. This person up. Like, I feel bad. They almost killed me, and they're freaking out. And then I see Them looking at me, and I'm like, oh, fuck, this is about to be like, a confrontation. Like, this is gonna suck ass. Like, what? Please don't yell at me. And then I hear, but you host the podcast, right? And I'm like, yes. And they're like, oh, my God, I love Drew. I love you. And Inya. Like, hell yeah. So I almost got ran over by a fan because it was my fault.

[Drew]

I mean, period. Because, like, why were you jaywalking?

[Kai]

No, it was. It was for real.

[Drew]

It's just one of those moments. You have to think about it like, yes, he was illegally speeding, but you is two. Two rights don't make. Two wrongs don't make a right.

[Kai]

Two rights make a wrong. Think about that.

[Anya]

That doesn't make sense.

[Kai]

Y' all are constantly questioning me as a gay man.

[Drew]

I stand by you.

[Anya]

You just said you weren't gay.

[Kai]

Also, it's crazy.

[Drew]

He can change. Like, I can change his mind.

[Anya]

I can do that fast.

[Kai]

Yes, yes, you can change in the.

[Anya]

Course of the podcast.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anya]

Okay, I didn't.

[Drew]

And guess what?

[Kai]

I'm straight again.

[Anya]

What?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

So when am I supposed to know when to uplift you?

[Kai]

All the time.

[Drew]

Yeah, it shouldn't.

[Kai]

Why are you uplift straight voices?

[Drew]

No matter what they're saying, uplift them. That's what tick tock feels like in general. Like, the Internet feels like, who cares what they're saying? Uplift this speech. Oh, my gosh. I haven't been listening to music, guys, and it's actually making me so sad. Like, I couldn't give a. I heard you today.

[Kai]

I feel like today, like, wanted. It was like a moment where you were like, I'm gonna force myself.

[Drew]

Yeah, I was forcing myself to listen. Like, album is Fayas. However the you say it, it's fine. Well, only the single is out.

[Kai]

Baby fire. Someone else released a single. Oh, Harry Styles. I will be going to that tour. I decided just like, I'll be at Ariana.

[Drew]

I mean, like, to me, going to a Harry Styles concert at this point feels like going to the Grove.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, I was never mad about being at the Grove. I've never been mad at the Grove. That's how I feel about that concert. Ariana Grande's concert feels like. Like, I accidentally didn't take my Prozac for two days. And now, like, very. I'm back to minute things sending me off the rails and making me incapable of doing anything because I told myself I was gonna wake up at 9am and do that thing. And I didn't do it. So now I'm gonna all day in bed because I should kill myself. Yeah, that's how I feel about Ariana Grande and whether I want to go.

[Kai]

What are you saying? You want to go?

[Drew]

I need. No, I need to go. And if I don't go, I'm actually.

[Anya]

Going to freak out. And then going to Nicki Minaj concert feels like January 6th.

[Kai]

I love Nicki's new era. Am I the only person here that loves her new era?

[Anya]

I think you might be. I think you might be the only.

[Drew]

Person may never send me whatever financial battle she is fighting. May God never send that my way. I rebuke. I rebuke, I rebuke. You have have to be like, I. It. It's so confusing. I'm like, there is no other world other than the fact that this is methed out and has no breath.

[Kai]

She's constantly, like, on the Internet now talking about, like, how everyone in the music industry are like, pedophiles. And I'm like, baby, you're like, aren't you married to a pedophile or, like a sexual assaulter?

[Drew]

Like, hey, so don't talk about your husband.

[Anya]

I think.

[Kai]

I think something.

[Anya]

Something happened. Yeah.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah. Megan's Law.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Demonic.

[Drew]

Yeah. There's a lot of demonic beings that be. But guys, we can shine through because I feel good. I feel happy, actually. No, like, yeah, no, I do feel good. I do, actually. I do. I do. I do.

[Kai]

I think you do.

[Drew]

I do. Yeah, I do. I do. Also, Everyone should just start free bleeding. If things start, like, keep going this way, we should all just, like, start.

[Kai]

Yes, please, please, please.

[Drew]

Oh, no. I mean, in like a chemical, like, terrorist way. Like a chemical, like.

[Kai]

Yeah, that's what I mean, too.

[Drew]

Yeah, like, just. No, you're being creepy now.

[Kai]

I love the way it smells. I love when it. Oh, vabbing. Y' all know about vabbing?

[Drew]

Yeah. Oh, weren't we saying that when we went to the gay bar? I was gonna bab for you. Bab on you. And see, like, if you get on you vap, I think I'm gonna vibe on you.

[Kai]

I think I'm gonna vibe. Vibe on you.

[Anya]

On you.

[Kai]

Wait, what song is that? Only through this party for you, Charlie. All roads lead back to Charlie. Xcx. She crashed a bank, guys.

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

In real life.

[Drew]

Oh, you. You're talking.

[Kai]

That was a documentary.

[Drew]

I mean, everything that happened and that was up. For real. I saw it.

[Kai]

Well, I said, where was the Coachella footage?

[Anya]

Was it not in It. Oh damn.

[Kai]

They chopped it. I was supposed to be in the movie, you know. I was supposed to be in the movie. They cut the. They cut the scene.

[Anya]

Drew was supposed to be in the moment.

[Kai]

The Milamian omen. You know, the double feature Oppenheimer. The malaminoment. The malama moment. How would you say that?

[Anya]

Melanoma.

[Kai]

Melanoma. Mesothelioma. Mesothelioma. I just feel like that needs to be in a rap. That's the perfect rap. Mesothelioma.

[Drew]

What is that?

[Kai]

I think it's like a disease you get from smoking cigarettes or something.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Wait, let me see.

[Anya]

I don't know. I just said yeah.

[Kai]

I looked at you as you computer ho.

[Drew]

I didn't think you knew.

[Kai]

What is mesothelioma? Type of cancer that develops in the thin layer of tissues that covers many internal organs. Funny how organ organism orgasm. I've been noticing that.

[Anya]

Why is it only guys can have orgasms?

[Kai]

I've been. Kai, I've been begging you, I'm like. To answer that question for me.

[Anya]

Anya, do you know what's going on with this?

[Drew]

I honestly don't think it's my place to speak about things like this. It's just not my place to talk about something that like. It's not my job to teach y'.

[Kai]

All.

[Drew]

It's not my job. Just Google it.

[Kai]

We're just listening.

[Drew]

No, I've talked to you about this before. You guys just don't believe it.

[Anya]

So just to be clear, we can't emotionally dump on you. We can't like treat you like our therapist. And now we can't even ask you to explain to us stuff about women. Like what?

[Kai]

And we can't ask you to cook meals anymore.

[Anya]

This. It's insane.

[Kai]

The double standard is great crazy and it's. The double standard standard is crazy.

[Drew]

I do actually, I unironically do live and die by the truth that I don't think women should be doing anything. Like, I don't believe. I don't believe in like equality among the sexes in the sense that I don't think women should be doing anything. Like I stand by the young ho theory. I stand by like, I love young hoes. Like, that is. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You run out of tampons, it's kind of the end of your period. It you don't give a about the panties anyway. Just throw them on. Like, I literally like your laundry has been sitting in the washer overnight for two nights. And it's Wet. And you're going to have to redo it. Whatever. Just throw more shit in there. And overload the laundry machine because you might as well. You have to rewash this. You don't want to waste water. The washing machines are going to be fighting and duking it out the whole time because they're both bumping back to back. But, like, that's how it should be. Like, that's how it should be. Yes. I'm not going to empty out the whole dishwasher because, like, I don't have that many dishes to go in here. And essentially second cleaning on some of these cups wouldn't kill anybody. I'mma just leave everything in there.

[Kai]

I do that too. Like, that's my. My young hoism.

[Drew]

No.

[Anya]

What? What?

[Drew]

No.

[Anya]

What? I'm just laughing at you guys. I'm having fun with.

[Drew]

He's doing this weird laugh. Like, I don't know.

[Anya]

I don't know what you're talking about, but I feel you. I do the same thing where I'll just poop on top of somebody else's poop on the toilet.

[Kai]

I'm like, that was you in the airport.

[Anya]

What are you talking about?

[Kai]

That was you. You race baited me.

[Anya]

Wait, what?

[Drew]

What?

[Anya]

I actually.

[Drew]

I really don't.

[Anya]

I don't know what race.

[Drew]

I know what you're talking about, but, like, I actually know what.

[Anya]

He's really scary.

[Drew]

Are you talking about that guy who, like, went and on top of the other airport? Did you talk about that on the episode? Yeah, yeah. Kai doesn't remember because half the time he's on his phone. When he's here, I'm not. So he wasn't listening.

[Kai]

Is it still recording? I'm scared.

[Anya]

It is, yeah.

[Kai]

Okay. I literally, like, just. I had to get that out there. It was kind of scary.

[Drew]

You're scaring me.

[Kai]

My Prostate. Last night, 2:00am I don't know if this is my prostate, my pelvic floor, my bladder, what is going on? But I had to, like, get up to pee at like 2 or 3am, which I never do. If I fall asleep, I don't pee until I wake up in the morning. I went to the toilet and stood over the toilet for literally probably two minutes trying to piss, and nothing came out. Literally nothing came out. And then like, something finally came out. And then maybe like three minutes later, I had to go pee again. So I went pee again and pissed all over the place. I was a big, good pisser. I was a good pisser.

[Anya]

Thick stream for me, but what do.

[Kai]

You Think that is. Is that called incontinence, or is incontinence.

[Anya]

When you leak urine something to do with the prostate?

[Kai]

We cannot give me coffee anymore.

[Drew]

I don't know. I'm, like, actually so confused. Am I supposed to be worried for you? So you woke up and you couldn't pee. Is that, like, a bad sign?

[Kai]

I don't know.

[Drew]

Waking up to pee and not being able to pee. I guess that is bad. Like, maybe you just have a uti. I've never had a uti. I'm so scared of a uti.

[Kai]

Knock on wood.

[Drew]

I'm so scared of that. I'm scared. Like that. To me. Why are you laughing so hard?

[Anya]

Because Drew's like, I can't have coffee. And then he sips this milkshake that he ordered with, like. No, it's a little bit of caffeine.

[Kai]

On top, and it has two shots of espresso.

[Anya]

The top in question is three quarters of the drink.

[Kai]

No, this is half empty. It's just coated the sides. Cause it's really thick. Cream.

[Drew]

Really?

[Kai]

Cream is thick.

[Drew]

Really thick.

[Anya]

It's like, during the pandemic, those girls would be like, watch me. Like, make coffee with me.

[Kai]

Oh, and it's four pounds of sugar.

[Anya]

Like, ice cream in it. Like a huge bucket.

[Drew]

Yeah, let's make fun of the way women choose to have their coffee, guy.

[Anya]

Yeah, it's fucked up again. I'll. I'm gonna make mistakes, and I will apologize for them every single time. And I'll do better every single time.

[Drew]

It's crazy, because you didn't apologize, so you said you would apologize, but you didn't say, I'm sorry.

[Anya]

Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Drew]

Yeah. No. Well, now I had to ask for it, so, like, does it count?

[Anya]

Doesn't count. You're right.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

See, but the fact that. That he's growing is what's important.

[Drew]

Oh, he's growing. We've been watching him grow.

[Anya]

What are you talking about? Hello. Hello.

[Kai]

Wait, what does the elephant sound? Make like.

[Anya]

It's like a. Yeah, that you're saying, that's me. I'm the elephant. Okay, you guys are.

[Drew]

He's writing that in the notes because.

[Kai]

He wants you to cut that.

[Anya]

Kai is an elephant. Cut elephant. Kai is cute. Add AI voice saying AI views.

[Kai]

Add AI voice of Dru and Inya saying, he's as small as a mouse.

[Anya]

Computer, add that Kai only weighs.

[Kai]

Computer, give her eternal joy. Computer, give him eternal joy.

[Anya]

Computer, activate cock and ball torture on Drew so I can watch.

[Kai]

I can't believe we left in the whimper challenge.

[Drew]

I know. I'm actually shocked.

[Anya]

I can't believe we did it. If you notice, I cut one whimper, though.

[Kai]

Was it one of mine or yours?

[Anya]

It was mine. And it felt.

[Kai]

You're evil.

[Anya]

It felt wrong to include it because it was a good one.

[Kai]

It was a big whimper.

[Anya]

It was a really good whimper. It was maybe one of my best.

[Drew]

That's so disgusting. Okay, like, y' all are disgusting. Sit with that.

[Anya]

I'm saying, if we left, that whimper in every advertiser would have dropped like flies.

[Kai]

What advertisers?

[Drew]

I literally don't feel real. Like, the past two days, I've not felt real. Oh, my God. I slept all day yesterday.

[Kai]

There's something.

[Drew]

The first time I've done that in a long time.

[Kai]

There's something in the air.

[Drew]

When Sophia was here, I was not waking up early. And because she sleeps in so late, I was just like. Like, it. Like, I'll sleep in late. So now I've just been sleeping too much. It's like, I used to not sleep that much, but now I just can't stop sleeping so much.

[Kai]

I can't stop.

[Drew]

I just can't stop sleeping.

[Kai]

It must be the water weight. It must be the food. It's a water weight, dude.

[Drew]

Have you ever explained that yet? You had to have, like, explain that reference.

[Kai]

I don't know if I've ever explained it, but it's Nikocado Avocado. He posted, like, a video of him. Video of him? No. Jerking off.

[Drew]

Wait, I thought it was actually him peeing.

[Kai]

There was one. The one I'm referencing. I don't know if I might have combined two in my head, but the one I'm thinking of is Nikocado Avocado jerking off on his Instagram story with, like, the highlighter glow marker scribbling, scribbling out his wiener, but you can still see parts of his wiener in it. And he just, like, comes and he says, I just can't stop coming as he's coming.

[Drew]

It must be the waterway.

[Kai]

It must be the waterway. I just can't stop coming.

[Drew]

Like, well, what the fuck does that have to do with each other?

[Kai]

I don't know, honestly.

[Drew]

Period. There's just. Is something that's so amazing about the, like, the levels of horniness. I think, really, only a man can experience. Like, of course women get extremely horny. But, like, it's just in such a different way. I can't imagine. Like. Like what? Like, why that is so crazy.

[Kai]

Now you see how hard it is As a straight man, it's hard.

[Drew]

It's really hard to practice self control.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

I've been sleeping the in crazy, too. I don't do that.

[Drew]

And I've been tired on some winter too.

[Kai]

I'm like tired right now.

[Drew]

We remind ourselves there's six more weeks of winter. That's what the groundhog. The groundhog and the conch shell in.

[Kai]

Florida said is it Tucks the bunny hill or.

[Drew]

He has a name.

[Anya]

Punxsutawney Pugsuttoni.

[Kai]

Phil Pentatonix. Pentatonix. Phil Pentatonix. Guys went on stage and said, there's six more weeks of winter.

[Drew]

Who's Pentatonix? Is that the Beaver? The what?

[Kai]

The beaver.

[Drew]

Oh, no, no. But who. Isn't there, like an acapella group?

[Kai]

That's Pentatonix. Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Are they still, like, touring and stuff?

[Kai]

They're selling at arenas, baby. They're selling.

[Drew]

That coverage.

[Kai]

They are touring massively, like 20,000 people. Venues and selling them out instantly. It's an incredible thing.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Ho. They're. And it's international. And it's international. And they're in Hungary.

[Kai]

I actually don't think they've stopped touring in the last decade. I feel like they've only been on tour.

[Drew]

I'm gagged. I'm really. Wow.

[Kai]

Also, look at their streaming numbers.

[Drew]

Let's see.

[Kai]

It's going to blow your mind, too. White people don't play about pentatonics. They. They don't.

[Drew]

3.5 million monthly listeners. That's pretty insane. Okay. Whoa. The album covers are freaking me the out.

[Kai]

Let me see.

[Drew]

It's like, it's. It's always like, some, like, circle that.

[Kai]

Looks like a Satanist ritual.

[Drew]

That's what I'm saying. We got to actually look into this because this might be evil.

[Kai]

Well, we know they're evil. They wear masks.

[Drew]

No, they don't.

[Kai]

No, I just, like, have this visual of them wearing singles. Like those, like, Venetian masks for some reason, which I still want, by the way. Just my birthday is coming up, so. Get.

[Anya]

You want a Venetian mask from a sex party?

[Kai]

Yeah, like a creepy one.

[Anya]

Okay. What are you gonna use that for, though?

[Drew]

Like, he can't just play dressing wall art.

[Kai]

Can I just put it on my wall?

[Anya]

When a white guy says he wants one of those masks, I'm gonna question you.

[Kai]

Ask questions.

[Anya]

A little bit scary for me.

[Drew]

Real, Real.

[Anya]

Did I tell you guys I. I was almost in the Jabbawockies. I tried out. It was close. It was kind of like the Adela situation with Cat's Eye.

[Kai]

Oh.

[Anya]

But then I did my own thing, and I was happy that I did, because I got to express myself.

[Drew]

And to clarify that this, like, the dance group.

[Anya]

What? Yeah. Jabbawocki.

[Kai]

What was the thing you did instead? This podcasting, I think. I think they might have.

[Anya]

What are you talking about?

[Drew]

Made a good choice.

[Kai]

I think they made the better choice, Kai.

[Anya]

Okay, well, that's your guys's opinion, but I think podcast.

[Kai]

Wait, we do need a Jabbawockies podcast. I actually want to know.

[Anya]

I want to know more about that.

[Kai]

Like, they have to have some, like, crazy stories. Jabbawockies. Come on.

[Drew]

This podcast, that's like the Blue Man Group. Like, that. Like, any.

[Kai]

Isn't there, like, 30 of them?

[Drew]

Yeah, it's, like, ever changing. It's like Cirque du Soleil. Like, it doesn't matter who's there. As long as you could cover a in blue paint, they're gonna put you on that stage and let you rock out.

[Anya]

Was one of them for a little bit.

[Kai]

Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that.

[Drew]

Supersonic.

[Kai]

Supersonic.

[Drew]

Like, when I think of Blue Man Group, I think of Detox for some reason. Like. Like, how to get that performance from Detox. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Anya]

No.

[Drew]

Look up Supersonic Allstar.

[Kai]

This is how we know you're not gay.

[Drew]

I know. Yeah. This is like, your true colors coming out. The true color being, like, desaturation that season.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. I mean, that's the greatest season of television episode.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. Wow.

[Kai]

There are so many moments.

[Drew]

I feel like we reference so much from that single episode, and it's like.

[Kai]

A 15 minute blow.

[Drew]

This works out. What is it? Find the note. Find the note.

[Kai]

Find the note.

[Anya]

Is it this?

[Drew]

Yes.

[Kai]

Detox is spraying glow paint, and they're, like, gagging. Don't hit it on the breath.

[Drew]

Loki.

[Kai]

You and Drew at shows, mind you, like, yeah, this is.

[Anya]

This is when we dj.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, is that not just what the Blue Man Group does? Because I can't really say I know.

[Anya]

Drew shaking his ass like that.

[Drew]

It's super sonic, Honestly, period. Was Detox one of the first girls to rock a fresh BBL on?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Drag Race.

[Kai]

I mean, like, before Detox, like, Rue had very strict rules of not letting any girls with plastic. Plastic surgery on of any kinds. And Detox was like, dog showed her.

[Drew]

A piece of that work.

[Kai]

Yeah. God, I love Detox.

[Drew]

I love her, dude. She's amazing. She's funny. Kai's Choking on his purified water.

[Kai]

It's so pure.

[Anya]

I bought a water filter that it's so pure it's bad for you. The water is apparently too pure and it sucks all the nutrients out of your body.

[Kai]

You have to add nutrients to it.

[Anya]

You have to put minerals back in it. But I don't give a. Because it tastes insanely good.

[Kai]

What else tastes good?

[Anya]

I like. There's like a lot of candy that I like.

[Kai]

What else?

[Drew]

I'm actually so off of candy. I haven't been on a candy.

[Kai]

You haven't? I really want to go to the Swedish candy store in la. I can't believe I live in la.

[Drew]

I know.

[Kai]

That's so random. I mean, it's actually not that random because, like one tenth of America lives here. But like, that's fucking weird that I live here.

[Drew]

One tenth of America lives in la.

[Anya]

How many guys do you. How many people do you think live in LA?

[Kai]

It's probably like 12 million.

[Drew]

I was gonna say 7.

[Anya]

Dude, I'm guessing. I think it's like 37 million. This isn't me doing a bit. I'm guessing it. I'm gonna check it right now.

[Kai]

I mean, I said 1/10 because I was like, is it 30 million?

[Anya]

Okay, I said 37 million.

[Drew]

It's.

[Anya]

Oh, Los Angeles county, it said 3.8 million, but actually in Los Angeles county it's 9.81 million.

[Drew]

Oh, so I was the closest.

[Kai]

What did I say?

[Drew]

You said 11.

[Kai]

Yeah, I think I said 12.

[Anya]

I said 37 million people. I'm stupid.

[Kai]

I did say 1/10 of America.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

And I meant that like, not even as an exaggeration. For some reason I thought it was 30 million people.

[Drew]

I'm not even exaggerating somebody. A lot of people actually thought. No, never mind, never mind. Just. Let's just say a lot of things will come to fruitition.

[Kai]

They're coming to fruition, guys.

[Drew]

Yeah, no fruitition.

[Kai]

Buy tickets to our other festival in Austin, Moonwater Festival.

[Drew]

Hashtag keep it weird. Austin. Hashtag. Austin actually has become a bit weird.

[Kai]

We're doing another festival comedy festival in Austin called Moon Tower Comedy Festival.

[Drew]

I'm gonna get up and be so drunk on stage, I'm gonna have to.

[Kai]

Be dragged out on stage.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm gonna do a Perk.

[Kai]

It's on April 12th at the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas. Party.

[Drew]

Party.

[Kai]

There's another.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. We need to re. Watch that season. That season is so great.

[Kai]

All the time. All the time.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. We should rest.

[Kai]

Going to do that Right after graphic is, like, not that bad.

[Drew]

It's cute. I'm a picky girl. I'm a very picky girl. I'm a very particular girl.

[Kai]

That's my big thing.

[Drew]

I don't like that.

[Anya]

What are your fingers? What is that symbolizing?

[Kai]

You don't want to know. I can't do it in front of in you.

[Drew]

Well, one of my friends saw a picture of me and Kai at the bar that Drew posted on his close friends and said, I can't lie. There was a spark in your eye. And I had to remind her that I'm usually around. Around men who are shorter than me. So never be like, if you ever see me talking to someone taller than me and you're like, oh, my God, there's a spark in her eye. Remember, it's just like you. You rarely see my eyes looking up, so I'm catching the light. And I just wanted to say, because I actually was thinking about that. I was like, damn, I'm usually with, like, mad short people. I love. I love short people.

[Anya]

I was thinking about how your eyes in that photo too randomly.

[Kai]

Should we put it on the screen? No, it's for me and only me.

[Anya]

That's just for true.

[Kai]

It's for my eyes only.

[Drew]

It's for Drew's eyes and everyone on his close friends, which is the whole world. Drew has the whole world on his close friends.

[Kai]

No, I do not. I just have like 250 people on there. Do you actually hookups.

[Drew]

How many people are on your close friends?

[Kai]

It's all trade. It's all trade.

[Drew]

My close friends are basically like when I used to have all this stuff.

[Anya]

To add a third one for cheater.

[Drew]

They actually should.

[Kai]

Yeah, for extra special people.

[Drew]

Yeah, for cheaters. Manipulation.

[Anya]

Add more features for cheaters.

[Kai]

Please iOS.

[Drew]

I want a manipulation story.

[Kai]

Please iOS, please let me unsend messages faster and longer.

[Drew]

I don't think I really ever unsend messages.

[Kai]

How many people do you have on your clycerins?

[Drew]

I don't think it's that many.

[Kai]

I have 60.

[Drew]

I think we're kind of close. Let's see.

[Kai]

Maybe 63.

[Drew]

But I always take myself.

[Kai]

I always take people off and, like, don't play in my face.

[Drew]

59 people. Huh?

[Anya]

I never use mine.

[Drew]

I feel like I use my close friends more than my IG story. Like, regular IG story.

[Kai]

Me too. But I post on there every day on my close friends.

[Drew]

I used to, but I just haven't been on my phone like that, like, like since the new year. My phone. Like, I, of course I still doom. Scroll on, like, tik tok and. But I don't want a telecommunications device right now at the very moment. I don't want, like, ho. Write me a letter. Like, I don't want. I don't want anybody to have access to my phone unless they have, like, enough thought for a letter. And that's it. That's how I feel.

[Kai]

I've been on my phone, like, bad.

[Drew]

I've been on my phone, let me tell you.

[Kai]

Also, this sinus in my face.

[Drew]

Hurts.

[Kai]

It's been constant.

[Anya]

I don't like how there's pockets.

[Kai]

It's scary.

[Anya]

Throughout your face that hold stuff. There's like, a tube system, like, spider webbing out over your face. That's gross.

[Kai]

And mine are so tiny and dainty.

[Anya]

Yours are so small.

[Kai]

Are my tubes really small?

[Anya]

Yes, your tubes are really small. I actually did notice that. Unironically tight. Super tight.

[Drew]

Yeah. I don't think about that kind of stuff because I actually. We haven't had a ZOC doc read in a second, and I do really love Zach. I love unironically. And this is kind of why I'm saying it. Please. If somebody from zocdoc hears this. I have been banned from ZOC doc because I kept canceling. And it's actually the first time I've been banned from something where I fully do agree. I'm like, that's not even right. What I was up to.

[Kai]

Like, I was up to no good.

[Drew]

Like, I was, like, getting high and convinced that I would, like, fight my fears of going to the doctor, and I would book, like, a million things.

[Kai]

Literally have, like, 12 appointments in three days and not go to one of them. You were like, yeah, I'm going to this one. I'm going to the dentist. I'm doing this, I'm doing this, I'm doing this.

[Drew]

And then I just don't go because I'm, like, scared. I don't want to go.

[Kai]

See, it's really scary. Unironically, in the last two years, at some point learned that a pap smear was for your vagina, not your boobs. I thought that's when they mash your knockers.

[Drew]

That's a. What's it called? There's a word for it, and I can't even think of it, which I should know it. But, like, it starts with an M.

[Anya]

Oh, yeah, I know. I know what it is.

[Drew]

Yeah, you're looking it up.

[Kai]

Mammogram.

[Drew]

Mammogram.

[Anya]

Mammogram. Yeah, that's what I was.

[Drew]

It's Mama Gram mammogram.

[Kai]

Okay. Media. I saw Plain Clothes a few days ago. It's brief synopsis. Gay guy in the 90s is a cop and he is setting up sting operations. Sting operations for gay guys that cruise in public spaces. And it gets really intense and it's really awesome. And they took a lot of really cool creative liberties to the point.

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

It's called Plain Clothes. It was released in 2025. I found that out a day later. I thought it was made in the 90s. That's how good they filmed it.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. This actress. Maria Dizia.

[Kai]

Yep. And then this guy.

[Drew]

I. That is a woman who, like, I think is so beautiful.

[Kai]

Is it right Russ? Russell. Toby or Russell.

[Drew]

I don't know who that is, but that's the scariest looking person I've ever seen in my life.

[Kai]

That's fine. And apparently he's in this show called Looking that I also. It's on my watch list. And then I watched the moment in theater. Go see it on a prime screen. It was really cool. The opening sequence, I actually, like, had to close my eyes and look away because I was, like, convinced I was gonna have a. The. A seizure. Seizure. And I saw some really cool inspiration from my favorite movie of all time, Climax.

[Drew]

Oh.

[Kai]

And it's. Is it actually sponsored by Starface and Aperol Spritz? Like, did they actually, like, secure funding to film that through them?

[Drew]

I have no idea.

[Kai]

But they're like producer sequence or, like, distribution partner or whatever. It was flashing on screen, like, when. Gasper. No. Gasper. Noe. Noe.

[Anya]

I think it's.

[Kai]

No, no. Gaspar. No, no. In Climax flashed, like, all of the artists, like, 15 minutes in. It's like one of my favorite.

[Drew]

He was flashing people on screen.

[Kai]

Yes.

[Drew]

My media of the week is insecure. Duh. And I re. Watched that Tinkerbell movie. What was it? It's like the one with all the fairies.

[Kai]

You cannot call me that.

[Anya]

You can't. Yeah. You can't call Drew that. Are you good, bro?

[Kai]

Thank you. Cannot believe my.

[Drew]

It's just called Tinkerbell, by the way.

[Anya]

But you cannot call Drew that show.

[Drew]

If you ever read these book series and watch these movies, please rewatch them. They're so good. And it was cracking me up because, like, out of all these girls, I had a huge crush on the one who was beefing the wind girl who would always beef with Tinkerbell. And I was talking to Sophia because we were re. Watching a Lot of the things we grew up like. Like watching telling her how, like, I always felt like her and Tinkerbell, I shipped them because they had this, like, to me, I was like, oh, my God, they're, like, in love with each other. Even though that girl is just mean as to Tinkerbell, like, the whole movie. And I was like, they want each other. And I was talking to her about that. She was like, what the was wrong with you? Like, why were you making like that? And I was like, bro, because, like, they got vibes. You're tripping. But all of the characters in this are so cute. Like, I love this movie. I love this series.

[Kai]

It's the one I walked in on y' all watching.

[Drew]

Yeah. And, like, it is.

[Kai]

Is beautiful for the time it was made.

[Drew]

I think you're right. I think they re did the whole thing. I, like, wonder if I got a DVD of it if it would look like. Because it is actually insane how good that movie looks.

[Kai]

It was crisp. It was crisp. It was tight.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, I love these movies. But, yeah, that's my only media because music, I haven't really been listening to anything.

[Kai]

What's the album you put on this morning?

[Drew]

Oh, oh, I've been. When I don't have music that I like to listen to, I go back to the basics. And I was listening to Cody Chestnuts, the Headphone masterpiece.

[Kai]

That's real.

[Drew]

Oh, that album is so good.

[Kai]

Your favorite's favorite musician.

[Drew]

Oh, God.

[Kai]

So great. All right.

[Drew]

All right, bye.

[Kai]

Peace and love. Bye.

[Drew]

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