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- [00:16]
Daniel
Hi. Welcome back, guys. Welcome back to this episode.
- [00:21]
Drew
I've discovered the dusty divot is dusty.
- [00:25]
Daniel
Divot somewhere in fortnite. That's an old fortnite.
- [00:27]
Drew
Yeah, right? This is the real dusty divot.
- [00:30]
Daniel
Ew, dude, it's like disgusting. It kind of looks like it's molding, but it's cuz you spilled something on there and now it's just turned black.
- [00:36]
Drew
No, I. It's from me putting my foot here in the bottom of my shoe. It's like gunk from the outside world.
- [00:44]
Daniel
I'm really curious if any of the radioactive chemicals that have been seeping through your clothes are going to come back and haunt you later on in life.
- [00:51]
Drew
Wait, radioact. Why do I have radioactive chemicals?
- [00:53]
Daniel
Because this is like, you shouldn't be touching this.
- [00:55]
Drew
Carcinogenic. Okay, no, I'm. I'm like, literally a super spreader of like, carcinogens through my.
- [01:03]
Daniel
Like, every time you hug someone, you're passing on, like. Because you also don't wash your clothes.
- [01:08]
Drew
Yeah, no, I literally don't. I don't think I've washed this in like three months.
- [01:14]
Daniel
You're just sustainable. You don't wash your bed sheets. You don't wash your clothes.
- [01:17]
Drew
I wash my bed sheets now you watch.
- [01:19]
Daniel
You wash your bed sheets like maybe every. Every like three months.
- [01:23]
Drew
I've watched these twice.
- [01:25]
Daniel
Have you actually?
- [01:26]
Drew
Yes.
- [01:26]
Daniel
I haven't seen it. Oh, you're. Are you winking at me? That's a crazy vibe.
- [01:32]
Drew
Okay, so I was like bringing this up, but then I was like, no, but this has been giving me so much anxiety at night, it's been freaking me. The out is the Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell. Like, I can't sleep at night thinking about it.
- [01:48]
Daniel
Did you see that stuff, Kai? They're. They're apple.
- [01:50]
Kai
It's like the blue radioactive one.
- [01:52]
Daniel
Yeah. They're also doing cinnamon twists with the Baja Blast flakes on it, which is so nasty. But I guess that's like every cereal we grew up eating is just like fake corn with sugar corn. You're so disgusting. Also, everybody slept on my joke last week when I said, oh, gay corn. Like, they're taking corn from us. Like, nobody. Nobody clipped it. Nobody cared. Like, that was a bar. Do you even remember, Kai?
- [02:19]
Kai
No, I remember it and I actually think I saw a comment that like, was like, oh, nobody. Yeah, Daniel's joke.
- [02:26]
Daniel
See? And nobody cares about me.
- [02:27]
Kai
Which are the best comments, by the way. Those feel so good when someone's like, oh, nobody noticed so and so said this.
- [02:33]
Daniel
Yeah. Except everybody likes it and then they still refuse to notice it. Like, the clip doesn't get posted.
- [02:37]
Drew
Yeah, well, the Taco Bell Choco Taco. That's what I'm really excited about. No, no, no.
- [02:43]
Daniel
Also, they don't have release dates on it. At least when Apple does their presentation, we have, like, a timeline of when everything's coming out. Taco Bell just said it to say it. Like, I feel like that was something that they decided one night, the next day they booked it, and then they just got on stage and started like, showing AI generated photos of things they haven't done yet.
- [03:00]
Drew
Unfortunately, it ate and I will be eating it. And he's been checking. It's working. No, it literally. It is literally working because we're talking about it. Like, I'm excited about it it to be yville, like, all of the new little items. I want the empanada so badly, but every time I go on Postmates to order it, we have a Taco Bell, like, five minutes from our house, and I just can't get into the car to drive there because I'm so lazy. And, like, it's actually a problem. But every night I get on Postmates to order it, and then the fees are like, $19. And it's like a $4 empanada. And I'm like, I'm not spending $19 on a shitty.
- [03:39]
Daniel
He built out a car on post.
- [03:41]
Drew
I still have these. I still have them.
- [03:44]
Daniel
He was, like, bragging about how cheap it is. He's like, wow. Oh, my God. Like, what a deal. Blah, blah. And like, he spoke about it for, like, 12 minutes straight. Like, I finished eating. I was already moving on with my life. And I sat back down, and he's like, oh, my God, like, $8 more to order. Like, I'm not doing that. Are you kidding me? And he got so bad.
- [04:04]
Drew
Unbelievable.
- [04:05]
Daniel
And then was like, I'm just gonna do talk about. He was like, let's see what their delivery fees are.
- [04:08]
Drew
Oh, no.
- [04:09]
Daniel
You found Sonic and you're like, oh, my God, they have Sonic on Postmates. But it was like a $20 delivery.
- [04:14]
Drew
Fee because it's literally 40 miles away. Yeah, no. So I have this feature on Postmates is really advanced because, like, you can make carts and then abandon them, but they still save.
- [04:25]
Daniel
That's advanced. It's, like, awful.
- [04:26]
Drew
No, no, no. So I have them all saved. So I, like, will build a cart, see the price, catch the vibe of, like, is this what I really want to put in my body tonight? And then I'll go back and just click order. Um, I was gonna do Shake Shack, Joe and the Juice, Papa John's. I was gonna get a whole ass pizza, but it was an Alfredo cheese pizza. Like, instead of rice.
- [04:46]
Daniel
No, that is literally like not better. Having a whole Alfredo cheese pizza to yourself, which I won't even get on you. Sounds really good. Like, sometimes I think back to how yummy the Alfredo pasta from Pizza Hut tasted, and I don't think that's something my adult palate would enjoy. But I remember being like 13 and having it being like.
- [05:07]
Drew
Like me and my big hat. Do you remember Cece's pasta? Cece's pizza pasta?
- [05:13]
Daniel
I think I went to Cece.
- [05:14]
Drew
It was like wet. It was literally like wet with water. And it was so good. It was like the. The Alfredo sauce was like, like even more liquid than water is liquid. Like, it was unbelievable and it was so good.
- [05:27]
Daniel
There was a place in Miami called Sweet Tomatoes that it. Yes, there was. Don't tell them. I'm lying already. Like, what if I called you out on your lies?
- [05:37]
Drew
I don't lie.
- [05:38]
Daniel
Oh, girl, we know a few things you lie about. Like, but there was a place and it was like a buffet styled spot and they had like, you could get different pastas and spaghetti's and then they would just put whatever sauce was on top. Their Alfredo sauce was literally Elmer's glue. Like, it was literally pure white. Like, there was no sight of like pepper or anything else in the mix. I genuinely think they got like cans of Alfredo sauce and just poured it into a big vat and then would just like mix it up and get it on your bowl. But that shit was so fudgeing good. Like, it literally tasted like tubby custard. It was.
- [06:19]
Drew
Like in high school.
- [06:21]
Daniel
I love custard. Like, you eat in it. Like. Oh, my God.
- [06:25]
Drew
Well, no, I thought you were referencing. Yup. Duck.
- [06:27]
Daniel
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, that is tubby custard.
- [06:30]
Drew
Yeah, that.
- [06:31]
Daniel
I forgot we called it that. That was tubby custard. And then the chai latte from Melrose was Go Go Juice.
- [06:36]
Drew
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was me and Orion's tootie in high school. I took a culinary, like, class. Like, okay, like, I took. I took the cooking class. No, culinary. Culinary. Oh, my God. Edward Colon. No, I took a culinary class and we had to, like, build like, hypothetical restaurants and we would have to, like, build out the business plan and everything. No, we're not even getting into emoji restaurant. That's actually so advanced and like, nobody talks about it.
- [07:09]
Kai
Drew calling all of his schizophrenic ideas advanced.
- [07:12]
Drew
He's like, nobody would make millions of dollars. I'm not kidding.
- [07:15]
Daniel
Emoji restaurant is the one thing that I do agree with Drew. Mochi would put you in the negative.
- [07:21]
Drew
Drew Emoji is actually, like, unironically, like, genuinely coming soon.
- [07:25]
Kai
That's just passive income.
- [07:27]
Drew
Yeah, exactly.
- [07:28]
Daniel
Why don't you get someone to make a really shitty app that next time.
- [07:31]
Drew
When I say it's coming soon, it's literally unironically coming soon.
- [07:36]
Daniel
You want on Fiverr. Trying to find somebody who can make.
- [07:39]
Drew
It a sticker work, actually. But I took this, I built this restaurant and I still to this day actually do think it's a great idea. But basically you go in and you build your bowl of like noodle soup. Like, you point the pasta you want, you point the sauce that you want, you point like the toppings that you want. Exactly. It's like chipotle, but for like ramen or spaghetti. Like, and I ate and the teacher was gagged. She was like. She was like, I've literally never received.
- [08:11]
Daniel
A bit of Granbury. And she's like, wait, what's ramen like?
- [08:15]
Drew
Yeah, that's another thing. If we built a ramen restaurant in Granbury, I would literally, like, run Granbury. I would literally become the mayor of Granbury. Granbury. Okay, bring up the.
- [08:29]
Daniel
Oh, the thing I watch. Okay. I feel like a lot of people who are watching this will know what I'm talking about, but Kai, I don't know if you know about this. There was this woman who made a TikTok like a week and a half ago and I saw it and it made me crack up. But I did not know she was going to follow it with a 50 part series explaining the story each.
- [08:47]
Drew
Each episode is 10 minutes. It's 50 parts.
- [08:49]
Daniel
It is like 8 hours, 3 hours to finish. And I was. I was watching on double speed.
- [08:55]
Drew
But like, instead of fortnight, you've been watching that.
- [08:57]
Daniel
Yeah, I haven't even had time for Fortnite because I've been doing my research because I'm so dedicated to the podcast. That's the thing is everybody around me was like, can you stop watching that? I was like, no, I need something to talk about and I'm going to watch this also. I'm just naturally very nosy and I want to know what this is about. So her original podcast is her talking about a bad ex situation. And she just goes into detail of like, it's very blanket Statement. And she's like, y' all think you have bad exes, but have you ever had an ex who lied about being the VP at a company, faked phone calls in front of you for two years, moved in with you, took you on tours to tour houses, claiming he had over, like, a million in offshore.
- [09:37]
Drew
Shut it off with my mind. I'm like, really powerful.
- [09:40]
Daniel
You're so stupid. He has millions in offshore accounts, all to turn out to be a felon who's a pathological liar. And his family is disconnected to him. And one of the people he was claiming to talk to was somebody, like, multiple people who were dead. He would lie about people being dead all the time. All this shit, obviously, that TikTok blew up because they were like, what the fuck are you saying right now? Because it sounds not real. She goes into detail that she met this guy on a dating app. The first day she, like, when it happened, she was like, wow, this is a sign from God that this man and me are meant to be. Because on the way to the date, her tire blew out. He showed up, fixed her tire, took her to a tire shop, bought her a new tire, took her out to dinner. They got along well. They were both. I know. She found the last real man, and it turned out he's a liar. So he actually was the last real man on this earth. But whatever. Like, this whole dramatic thing. They're both, I think, like, late 30s, early 40s. So both of them, on the first date, he was on his, like, love. Oh, wow. Well, you're pushing 30 now.
- [10:44]
Drew
No, I'm fudgeing. Don't even fucking say that.
- [10:46]
Daniel
We have to talk about that after. Yeah, basically. I don't want to take up saying this because it's literally three hours worth of content I'm trying to put down. But I'll say my favorite parts. He lied about basically working at Heinz, like, the condiment company. He lied that he was a VP at Heinz. He lied that he played football in college, and that's where all his money came from in his offshore accounts. He was claiming he had so much money that he didn't see it viable to put into US Banks, and he wanted on offshore accounts so that the US Couldn't tax him on it. He forged a Chase letter.
- [11:19]
Drew
How long did he keep this lie up for?
- [11:21]
Daniel
Almost two years. Oh, he's actually a year in, she started to realize and put the pieces together that he was lying. He would take her to all these. Like, he would sign legal documents saying he could put a cash offer for 750k on houses all the time. So like in her, like on her right. She had no reason to think he was lying because. And she kept saying that she was like, in my head. No sane humid would legally bind themselves to a $750,000 cash offer if they didn't have that. And he was paying for things in her life. So she was like, it kind of made sense. He would talk on the phone every morning at 6:15am that's how you know you're a good liar if you can wake up at the ass crack of dawn and get right to your lying like you were crazy. He would talk to his brother every morning, but to the point of being like, hey, John says hi. And she'd be like, oh, Tom. I say hi. He's, he's like, yeah, she said hi. Okay, how are you? She said, she's good.
- [12:20]
Drew
Was the call made up?
- [12:21]
Daniel
Like, yes. He was never on the phone. He was never on the phone.
- [12:25]
Drew
You know what that reminds me of is that video of the dude in the restaurant, like getting interviewed for that documentary. And he's like on the phone and he's acting like hot, like shot, like rich dude, like, and he's like, hold on, like the president is calling me. And he holds his phone up to his ear and it's this screen and he has a full conversation with the screen green present. Who is that guy?
- [12:45]
Daniel
I don't know.
- [12:46]
Drew
I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna find it because it's so funny.
- [12:49]
Daniel
But yeah, like, that he lied about his grandma dying from COVID his uncle dying from COVID and his stepdaughter dying from COVID He lied about three deaths, just randomly, like when she got over the house because she was like, I don't feel like we're ever gonna get a house. Something about this is feeling fishy. He basically just got off on telling her things and seeing her reaction. And he would just lie about people dying. He one day just like decided that he was like, I'm so tired of working at Heinz. Like, that's not the actual company. She said she never said the company, but I'm just going to assume it's like Heinz or something. But every now and then he'd be like, oh my God, they're like really stressing me out at work, like, I want to leave this job. And he lied and said he left Heinz to go work at Apple. So he now he's living in Georgia, in a random county in Georgia, being like, I think I'm just Going to take a job at Apple.
- [13:39]
Drew
He still has the lie going.
- [13:41]
Daniel
Like, no, it turned out he was a felon. He literally was a felon because he impersonated an officer and was going into random people's houses. And he ended up getting arrested because he. She filed for divorce, she kicked him out, all this shit. He also had, like, a busted knee that he claimed it was from football and was, like, bedridden for two months and pissing in Powerade bottles. And like, dude, it was so insane. But the story ends with him being a convicted felon. Felon going to jail. But then I'm about to fill you in.
- [14:10]
Drew
I was going to say that on this amazing story.
- [14:13]
Daniel
Okay, show me this.
- [14:14]
Drew
Okay, so are there any scandals you can talk about?
- [14:20]
Daniel
You can't talk about 90% of the stuff I do.
- [14:24]
Drew
I don't know who this is.
- [14:25]
Daniel
Can I pick this up real quick?
- [14:26]
Drew
Okay, this is kb.
- [14:29]
Kai
Can I help you?
- [14:34]
Drew
Listen, when you say a list.
- [14:38]
Daniel
We'Re talking, like Brad Pitt. We're talking.
- [14:46]
Drew
Hold on one second.
- [14:49]
Kai
This was not scripted.
- [14:53]
Daniel
Can you tell me exactly who it is?
- [14:56]
Drew
All right, let me.
- [14:56]
Daniel
Let me cry when I'm done with breakfast and I'm away from these people.
- [15:01]
Drew
What was your name?
- [15:06]
Daniel
Ew, Stop.
- [15:07]
Drew
And he just keeps going.
- [15:09]
Daniel
Paul answered it. And then the phone draw. The call drops and you just see all his notifications.
- [15:14]
Drew
Imagine being the scam caller on the other end talking to this, like, schizo dude. That's like having a conversation with you about selling art. And, like, you just.
- [15:23]
Daniel
Yeah, someone trying to sell you bootleg life insurance. And they're like, okay, when you're saying a list, what do you mean? Brad Pitt. I'd be so scared.
- [15:31]
Drew
Imagine being the people, like, recording it and, like, catching him doing that. That would be so fucking lit.
- [15:37]
Daniel
But, yeah. I spent three hours of my life watching this woman talk about her crazy.
- [15:41]
Drew
It would have been six, but you were watching in double speed, which is.
- [15:43]
Daniel
Yeah. Also, he would take her to car dealerships and promised her he would get her a BMW X5 with, like, literally, you leather interior. Yeah, literally. Me going to car dealerships all the time being like, yeah, I'm gonna get this. And then being like, actually, I can't.
- [15:57]
Drew
You literally don't.
- [15:59]
Daniel
I don't believe in getting a new car. The new cars are ugly and they're fake and they're meant to fail.
- [16:03]
Drew
Yeah. I literally hate my car so much. And I'm not kidding. I would actually be excited if it exploded. Like, I literally would. I would be so stoked Noted. Oh, my God, guys, maybe there are real men. Would you blow my car up for me? Yeah, you'll blow it up for me.
- [16:20]
Daniel
So I can claim insurance fraud.
- [16:23]
Kai
Weren't you saying there was, like, a percentage of a population that's always, like, these prolific liars? Like, you're talking about the. The. There's always going to be, like, one person a year that does. That gets really high up and does fake sign language for the president.
- [16:37]
Drew
Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember what the conversation was.
- [16:39]
Kai
But, like, I always think about that. There's, like. There's, like, the Tinder swindler.
- [16:43]
Drew
Yeah.
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Kai
Like, there's always, like, one guy a year that pulls this.
- [16:48]
Daniel
Oh. It was Drew saying that, like, they're the true entrepreneurs because people who are not good will, like, literally, they so bad, they will get to the level that it is profitable. But the thing about this lies. It literally wasn't profitable.
- [17:00]
Drew
No. Also, he profited a P Word.
- [17:03]
Daniel
No, they. That was the other thing is they didn't have, like, an intimacy life because he was also a cheater. So he was also cheating, and he was, like, paying for sex. She went through his phone, and he was paying for sex with other people. So they literally, like, it was so odd. Like, he was just a fucking crazy person. And God bless her. And I hope she was on the TikTok Creator Fund, because she deserves a bag.
- [17:26]
Drew
She definitely got there after the first three videos.
- [17:29]
Daniel
Yeah, I hope so.
- [17:29]
Drew
I pray.
- [17:30]
Kai
Sexy.
- [17:32]
Daniel
He was mad. Why can't. Why can't people online just hear a story and be like, I literally. I don't know you. I don't know your business. I kind of do. But you gave a good thing of not saying it.
- [17:42]
Drew
I literally have a note saying, y' all got to start keeping shit to yourself. Please accept us. Obviously, like, except this, but I've just seen so many TikToks of people blowing the fucking spot up. Like, literally, like, three of our low key. Like, like, oh, this is a vibe. But, like, I don't want the public to know about this vibe because they'll ruin it and they'll change. The businesses will change. Like, three of those spots have been blown up on my TikTok feed the past week. Like, literally, physically exploded into a million pieces.
- [18:11]
Daniel
Wait, are they gonna, like, gas leaks?
- [18:14]
Drew
Gas leaks, baby. No. Like, just a bunch of people are.
- [18:17]
Daniel
There now if, God forbid, one of those businesses blow up, you're done. You're literally done.
- [18:21]
Drew
It's like, me, like, them actually finding bodies in Central Park.
- [18:25]
Daniel
Did they actually no, no, no, they haven't yet.
- [18:31]
Kai
There's got to be one.
- [18:32]
Drew
That's what I'm saying. Like, at the bottom of the pond or some shit. Like, I'm a bottom of the pond. Okay. I gasped while you were telling that, because I cannot believe I forgot this. And this is what I wanted to start with, but I left the house this morning to go run a couple of errands. And while I was at a light, there was this dude kind of, like, writhing around on the floor. It's raining. Like, he was, like, rolling around and kind of.
- [18:54]
Daniel
That was very. She was taking the chance, what she saw, right?
- [18:58]
Drew
Yeah, literally. But he was, like, rolling around. And then I've never seen, like, someone stand up as fast as he did. Like, I, like, blinked, and he went from laying to, like, standing. And it was like. It literally felt like I was hallucinating, like. And, like, I'm. It was. It was unreal. And then, like, he, like, slowly turns his head and locks onto the car in front of me. And it's like this older gentleman in the car, and I feel really bad for him, but this dude literally, like, points out of it and starts, like, screaming at him. And it's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you. Like, I'm gonna find your family and kill you. He's obviously, like, yeah, like, not well. And then he goes and walks up to the car and starts banging on his window, like. And, like, he's, like, screaming, this guy. And is like, I'm gonna kill you. And, like, the light is red and there's people crossing. And I know this guy wants to drive away so bad, but he can't. And then he slowly, like, gives up. And then, like, looks, turns at me, and thankfully the light turned green because I really don't know how I would have handled that situation. But, like, he started walking towards my car. But thankfully, I just, like, drove around the corner and it was done. But, like, I was so scared that he was gonna attack.
- [20:09]
Daniel
Remember when someone tried to get into Orion's car?
- [20:13]
Drew
Oh, yeah.
- [20:13]
Daniel
When we left the gallery thing, Orion was stopped at a light, and something similar happened. The guy was, like, just on the street, like, acting a fool, kind of yelling and screaming, and Orion was trying not to look. And then she, in her peripheral, saw him coming closer and to the passenger door. Orion also drives, like, the oldest car ever.
- [20:29]
Drew
It's a gadget.
- [20:30]
Daniel
Yeah, she drives her gadget, and so she had to, like, lean over fast and lock it. And he came and was, like, jiggling the handle Trying to get to her, and she just had to drive off because she got scared and she had to run the red light.
- [20:41]
Drew
I just feel so bad for women.
- [20:43]
Daniel
Didn't you say that we should normalize chasing women? I think that's you. That's.
- [20:47]
Kai
But it's for, like, episode 67.
- [20:49]
Drew
It's for, like, literally, like, brain purposes. Yeah. It's like, get quicker on your feet.
- [20:56]
Daniel
Oh, you. You believe in chasing women to prepare them for the world.
- [21:00]
Drew
Yeah.
- [21:01]
Daniel
Okay. Yeah.
- [21:01]
Drew
Oh, I deleted every note.
- [21:03]
Daniel
You say that every three episodes.
- [21:05]
Kai
Me and Drew are, like, good guys.
- [21:07]
Daniel
Oh, there's not enough good guys anymore.
- [21:10]
Kai
Well, it's because we always finish last.
- [21:12]
Daniel
And, like, no one appreciates nice guys finish last. That's wild. Treat you like trash glass. They ate. They ate with that song. Oh, where are any of them? Are they alive? They were, like, 22 when that came out, so they must be dead.
- [21:26]
Drew
What's not? Hey, there, Delilah. But there was 10 years ago, like, another dude. Like, another emo guy. Well, and it doesn't matter because I don't know what I'm talking about.
- [21:34]
Kai
Playing my teaser.
- [21:36]
Drew
It was. It was, like, one of them.
- [21:38]
Daniel
But I just say that I don't know you and. Oh, I know.
- [21:42]
Drew
Yes, yes, yes.
- [21:43]
Daniel
I just watched out your type.
- [21:45]
Drew
Yes. Dude, that was a fucking banger. But I found out he's, like, an awful person or something.
- [21:50]
Daniel
Classic. Classic.
- [21:52]
Drew
It seems like that always happens. Except for me.
- [21:55]
Daniel
Aren't good.
- [21:55]
Drew
When I start my music career, I'm not going to, like, switch up. Like, I'm going to be, like, the same old guy. I'm not going to let the power to get to my head. And I have a couple of bars that I wrote down that I feel like could change the world.
- [22:11]
Daniel
Are you gonna read them?
- [22:13]
Drew
Should I read them like, spoken poetry, or should I, like, wrap them a little bit?
- [22:16]
Daniel
You should wrap them. But you. I know you won't be able to because you're on camera and you have to read right now. I know.
- [22:21]
Drew
It's so bad. It's so bad. Okay. I feel like I'm Bob Marley the way I'm smoking on this kush. What if the moon crashed under the earth? We'd all be squished, smushed. No, it's squished. Y' all getting it wrong the whole time.
- [22:35]
Daniel
Well, when you said that. Okay, to clarify, we got off our flight, and I don't know what happens to Drew when we get off flights, but I've realized that is when you hit peak, like, activity, it's because after so long, he has to just talk a bunch. And we got in the car with Josie. Josie picked us up. God bless. And I'm dead from this flight. I feel crazy. Drew is in the backseat going crazy, because when the crowd goes crazy, I go crazy.
- [22:59]
Drew
And when the crowd goes crazy, I go crazy.
- [23:02]
Daniel
I'm so fucking crazy. He just random dropped that bar. And me and Drew. Me and Josie were. We did the fatal mistake with Drew where when you show him that you're impressed by something like that, he won't stop until he gets that same reaction. Yeah, he just kept getting worse and worse and worse.
- [23:20]
Drew
I love Build a Bear workshop. I lay pipe like I work in the shop, period. Popped your mama in the face. I can't tell my left from my right anymore. I think my brain is fried from scoring basketball. Pink dot, red dot, laser beam.
- [23:39]
Kai
I think it just let him be. Like, it would be good as Let me cook.
- [23:45]
Drew
Dude, I fucked up the vibe in here with that. Like, I really enjoyed it.
- [23:50]
Daniel
We were trying to record that because, as we've said on the podcast, we'll record, like, random songs, so it's so good. Yeah, we're just like. We're just such passionate, creative people. Sometimes we have to just let it.
- [24:01]
Drew
And I like to create for myself sometimes because if I create for the world, it becomes a job, you know?
- [24:06]
Daniel
Yeah.
- [24:06]
Drew
So I like to create for myself and just really let loose.
- [24:10]
Daniel
Even though every time we listen back to any of the songs, it's like Josie has kryptonite on his computer, because when he plays it, we literally melt and we deteriorate.
- [24:18]
Drew
Fucking sucks.
- [24:20]
Daniel
And it took Drew ten times to get that first bar right.
- [24:24]
Drew
Ten toes. Okay, Tendos, ten toes down. Challenge. I did the cinnamon challenge to end my life. That. Hey, you know that. You know the video?
- [24:34]
Daniel
No. Oh, wait, is it you rapping on ig?
- [24:37]
Drew
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me find it. I got that saved up here, too. Hold on.
- [24:44]
Daniel
I wonder if anybody. I guess. No, never mind. I was gonna say, I wonder if anybody finds your page and follows you. Seriously. And then sees your highlights but your whole pages?
- [24:56]
Drew
Yeah. I did the cinnamon challenge to end my life. It didn't work, so I grabbed. I ate. Should we talk about the new AI models that came out that are really, actually horrifying?
- [25:15]
Daniel
You and Kai can be men and talk about that. Kind of.
- [25:18]
Drew
Girls just don't have the brains to do that. That's why you can't complace.
- [25:21]
Kai
They do.
- [25:23]
Daniel
No.
- [25:23]
Kai
Yes, they do.
- [25:24]
Daniel
No, they don't. That's what nice guys think. Nice guys think girls have brains, but we don't. Like, I'm.
- [25:29]
Drew
Girls want a mean guy. Yeah. Okay, well, sora AI just dropped. And we'll like insert a clip or two of like, what it is creating. And it's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life. And, like, I saw a bunch of other people talking about this and this was my first thought as well. But, like, my biggest fear ever in my life is, like, going to prison for a crime I didn't commit. Like, a crime was committed and I just somehow became a suspect and I.
- [26:06]
Daniel
Go to jail, like, because you look like every other. So they would just see the person be like, that's true.
- [26:12]
Drew
Oh, wow.
- [26:14]
Kai
Couldn't be me.
- [26:15]
Daniel
Yeah, exactly. I'm different.
- [26:18]
Drew
Okay, so your fear is going to jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was so bad that in high school, when the drug dogs would come, I would like zip up my bag and hold it on the front of my chest because I was like, literally so scared that someone was going to put their weed in my bag and I was going to be out of like a camera. Like, the cameras couldn't see. So I was just like, horrified of it. But these AI models are so good now that, like, the videos, like at in some parts are like so realistic that I actually couldn't tell if it was real or not. And then I had to go to the open air Twitter account to see that they posted it. Like, because I thought people were just trolling and joking. And now all I can think about and all I'm freaked out about is someone making a deep fake video of me committing a crime that I didn't do. And it. Well, now the evidence.
- [27:10]
Kai
Okay, but if that happened, if we live in that world, does that mean that nothing online is, like, valid anymore?
- [27:16]
Drew
Imagine the porn.
- [27:18]
Kai
Oh, also, yeah, one of the things that they did OpenAI, they generated an infinite amount of big oiled up booty compilations.
- [27:25]
Drew
Oh, like twerking?
- [27:26]
Daniel
Oh, that's good for us.
- [27:27]
Drew
Okay, Actually, that's good.
- [27:28]
Daniel
I'm pretty sure that's one of our top viewed.
- [27:30]
Kai
That's good for the podcast.
- [27:31]
Daniel
Twerked up booty twerking, actually, yeah. It's like oiled up, I think so.
- [27:36]
Kai
Just because the title goes so hard.
- [27:38]
Daniel
Don't do that again.
- [27:39]
Drew
Sorry.
- [27:39]
Daniel
Oh, well, you're thinking of the negatives. I'm thinking of the positives. I'm gonna have AI generate me front row at the Chanel, sitting next to Anna Wintour, having a conversation and then post it on my IG story with a Heart and just tag Chanel and be very casual about it. And then people will circulate it and then Chanel will be like, oh, did we invite her? I don't remember inviting her, but we need to invite her next year because.
- [27:58]
Drew
Look how viral this moment is. But my only saving grace for the Sora AI was I was like, oh, like, yeah, you can make these videos, but, like, the sound doesn't exist. They're not generating sound. Nope. 11Labs now lets you describe a word or describe a sentence or a sound that you want to hear in a sentence. And it'll fucking develop it. It'll look at the video.
- [28:22]
Kai
Yeah, I think you can also just look at. Yeah, it just watches the video and then it does it. You don't even have to, like, use your words.
- [28:27]
Drew
We're over. We're over, down.
- [28:30]
Daniel
We're about to have 18 new TikTok artists who are making their music via that AI the 11 Labs thing. And it's going to be the worst music you've ever heard. And it's going to do so well since Tik Tok took off umg. Okay, that's what no one's talking about. I remember when TikTok removed all that licensed music. I had said to somebody, because you're greedy and you just want all the revenue to yourself.
- [28:53]
Drew
Yeah, and I don't give it to the artist. I don't give a fuck about the artist. It's about lying in my pockets and my pockets only.
- [28:59]
Daniel
I mean, honestly, respect, like, that's what a true, like, CEO boss would do. You have now been demoted.
- [29:05]
Drew
You have now been demoted by lesser employees.
- [29:09]
Daniel
But because of that, I was saying to somebody, I think it was our manager, I was like, I'm so curious what all these TikTokers who. Because even personalities on TikTok still kind of rely on that music to a certain aspect. Like, everybody can survive without it for the most part. But so many people post, like, compilations of their years and, like, their days and day in the lives where they don't want to talk, they just want it to be a vibey video. If you just pay attention to some of the music people are using, it is the worst music you've ever heard. Like, people are matching up, like, Britney Spears and Phoebe Bridgers just to get a vibe of both, just to, like, feel something for their TikTok compilation. And it's some of the worst thing I've ever heard. And I think at this point, people are now just brain rotted and trying to ignore the fact that it's like your favorite creator talking about their day, but in the background it's like can't be tamed and like 16 carriages mix and it's just. It sounds crazy. And that's why I signed my deal with Title, because I didn't want my music to be taken off of Tick Tock.
- [30:09]
Drew
Oh, I didn't even know what's Title.
- [30:13]
Daniel
It's. Oh, it's Jay Z's streaming service. Hello.
- [30:16]
Drew
He sold that for $350 million, by the way. And I don't. I have literally, I have not met a single person that has used Title once.
- [30:25]
Daniel
I will say when Title came out, I did use it because he released him. And Beyonce's Was it 7 or. Yeah, 777 was on there. And their collab album, I think was originally only on there, so you had to have it. But then obviously they were like, no one's getting this 444. We were thinking of just like other good luck and stuff. Like 777. I keep 666. I keep seeing numbers, guys.
- [30:51]
Drew
I literally keep seeing Angel.
- [30:53]
Daniel
The angels are coming.
- [30:54]
Drew
One of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Internet was the angels number thing. Like, you think like, you seeing these numbers is like a sign. Like, no, you're just on your phone 14 hours a day.
- [31:05]
Daniel
Like, literally, you.
- [31:07]
Drew
I know.
- [31:08]
Daniel
What's your screen time been at? Have you been better?
- [31:11]
Drew
Pretty good. Let's check. Yeah. Daily average is just four hours.
- [31:19]
Daniel
Well, let me see, let me see. Today's Monday, so that's. That was a really cow.
- [31:26]
Drew
It was. It was 8 hours and 33. But in my defense, in my defense, I left my phone playing tick tocks just the same tick tock for literally like 45 minutes twice. So like take an hour and a half away from that.
- [31:39]
Kai
Why did that happen?
- [31:41]
Drew
Because I was like getting. I was in the bathroom and I was in the bath and I was just like too lazy to get out of the bath. That was two days ago, actually. So that's the tea on that. And yesterday it was on my phone.
- [31:53]
Daniel
8 hours and 30 minutes too yesterday.
- [31:56]
Drew
And oh my God, wait, I was.
- [31:57]
Daniel
Nine hours last Sunday. Bad.
- [31:59]
Drew
You're bad.
- [32:00]
Daniel
As I was only three hours on Thursday because I was just like, present.
- [32:03]
Drew
I literally have just only used my phone for 15 minutes.
- [32:06]
Kai
Why is mine only 2 hours and 20 minutes, though?
- [32:09]
Drew
Is the Fortnite and the 3D rendering okay? It's the Fortnite and the 3d rendering for me.
- [32:15]
Daniel
We need to check an updated count on how many hours I've spent on Fortnite. Like, we need to look at that, because in the metaverse, actually, I haven't been playing as much as I used to. Like, I've kind of fallen off the past week. What did you say about Butthole, y' all? I watched Spider man across the Spider Verse, and nobody's talking about that movie.
- [32:34]
Kai
Like, the first one.
- [32:35]
Daniel
No, the second one.
- [32:37]
Kai
Oh, I saw the first one that.
- [32:38]
Daniel
You have to watch the second.
- [32:39]
Drew
The second one is advanced.
- [32:41]
Daniel
It is so insane. I started it on the plane, and within the first five minutes, I was so tapped in. But it was the worst rendering ever because we were flying Alaska, and the doors were about to be pulled off of the plane, so the WI fi couldn't be encaptured into that tube.
- [32:55]
Drew
It was.
- [32:56]
Daniel
So I waited till we got to the hotel and I watched it.
- [32:59]
Drew
The flight home from Maryland. I'm not kidding. Was. The plane was, like, three decades older than me. I. Like, I'm not exaggerating. Like, look at this. Look at this. Like, I.
- [33:12]
Daniel
There was no tv. There was no power outlets. There was a wall of carpet.
- [33:16]
Drew
There was literally tape on chairs. Tape on chairs. It was falling apart at the seams. And then there was, like, the most 80s fucking carpet walls I've ever seen in my life also.
- [33:28]
Daniel
Okay. Humans are so insane. Because I was deep in REM sleep on that plane, and we had the gnarliest turbulence I've felt in a minute because it was one of those, like, big drops and, like, continuous shakings and, like, another drop, and I woke up from it, and I felt all the adrenaline in my body rushing immediately. Like, I've never woken up and been so. Like, I was almost shaking with adrenaline because my brain was activated and, like, okay, it's time to survive. It's time to survive. And I was actually shocked by that feeling because I was like, wow, maybe humans are meant to survive.
- [34:02]
Drew
No, that's literally all I think about is when I get fight or flight, I'm like, wait. Like, actually, I'm not suicidal, and I just actually want to live. Like, that's the team.
- [34:09]
Daniel
Well, you know what it is? It's because it's like my, like, in, like, eternal battle of I will kill myself before anybody else kills me. And that's one of those things where it's like, okay, bitch, that's my decision to make. Like, you are not going to fucking kill.
- [34:22]
Drew
You're going to, like. Like, I'm not giving yourself on the airplane. I'm not getting.
- [34:25]
Daniel
I literally, if I sat there and I thought about the probability of whether I would survive that crashing, I would kill myself. I'm not about to spend the next five minutes terrified. Like, are you kidding me?
- [34:35]
Drew
My biggest wish is I just hope it passes out. Like, I just hope I pass out before it happens. Like, that's all I could think about is I was asleep and then, like, I was jolted awake and I was like, if we're going to crash, just, like, let me sleep. Like, literally, please. Like.
- [34:50]
Daniel
But I did fall asleep immediately after. Once I detected no danger, I knocked the fuck back out. So maybe I'm not ready to survive because I could feel. I'm not kidding. I've never felt that. I could feel the blood rushing in my arms. Like, it felt like I was Popeye and I ate spinach. And I could feel my arms getting stronger. Like, I was about to rip off the roof of the plane and jump out. Okay. Also, why don't they give us parachutes? Like, come on, stop playing with me. Like, I'm going to start trapping.
- [35:13]
Drew
They really do, like, try to, like, save money and cut corners. Like, they could give us parachute.
- [35:18]
Daniel
But I guess also you have to be able to know how to use the parachute because I would jump out of that, activate my parachute too soon, and get wrapped up in it. Everyone sound like a big ass tamale. Like, I just trash into the earth.
- [35:30]
Drew
Yeah, they're saving us money. They're trying to. They're trying to take my money.
- [35:36]
Kai
Did you guys see that? Someone crapped themselves at the K Pop Award show.
- [35:41]
Daniel
No.
- [35:41]
Drew
Oh, yeah. Wait, you brought that up, like, a few weeks ago.
- [35:44]
Kai
No, that was at the Taylor Swift concert. Oh, someone, like, crapped all over themselves at the. The 2024 K Pop Award Show.
- [35:51]
Drew
Are you kidding me?
- [35:52]
Kai
And then they.
- [35:52]
Daniel
Was it a star or was it a fan?
- [35:54]
Kai
I think it was a fan. Yeah, it says fan confessing to pooping their pants. And the. They had to stop performing because it smelled like the smell went all the way to the front.
- [36:05]
Daniel
That is so insane.
- [36:07]
Drew
Well, sorry I ruined the K Pop Award.
- [36:11]
Daniel
Why did they poop themselves? Like, were they holding their space?
- [36:14]
Drew
It was L. I was waiting in line for, like, hours, and there was no bathroom. And then I ran to the front of the building to get the best seat in the house. And I just. If I had to either hop the barricade and go and pray they would let me come back and hop the barricade and get back in My spot. That's not happening. So I was just like, I'm just gonna. Out of my skirt. Oh, you know, she was wearing a skirt.
- [36:35]
Daniel
Like, you know that what's crazy, too, is, like, to poop yourself by accident or, like, you can't hold it anymore. It has to be diarrhea. So, you know that. That, like, such a gross conversation. Also, while we're talking about poop, we got to the airport at, like, 6am when we were leaving for Maryland. And I am not kidding. Or. Yeah, when we were leaving Maryland. I have never smelt that many morning shits in my life in that bathroom. I was like, y' all are disgusting.
- [37:04]
Drew
In the girls bathroom.
- [37:05]
Daniel
Yeah. Oh, girls poop. Now we gotta update. We got an update. You know how Taco Bell did their. Our Apple event. Women had an Apple event where we announced the new iOS update. And we can poop now. Finally, our butts are useful.
- [37:20]
Drew
I just don't find that.
- [37:20]
Kai
Can we pause? Can we just take a break? Because I need. I just need to, like, digest that. Yeah.
- [37:26]
Daniel
Information.
- [37:27]
Kai
What the hell, dude?
- [37:28]
Daniel
If you guys are ever blessed enough to live with a woman, you might find that she poops, like, a lot.
- [37:33]
Drew
Actually, I live with you.
- [37:36]
Daniel
No, you don't. I don't let you sleep here anymore.
- [37:41]
Drew
Okay, So I drank for the first time. Since we're on, like, a nasty fucking vibe. We'll just go there. I drank for the first time in a very long time. 1. I was in control, and it was a vibe. I had a single margarita and then a second margarita at the party, so I did not drink that much. What? What the Is it?
- [38:04]
Daniel
Oh, you're talking about your poop.
- [38:08]
Drew
But, yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no. I drank for the first time. It was a vibe. Whatever. It felt so good that I've drank every day since. All day long, every day. And it's to the point where, like, I wake up in the morning shaking, and all I do is have a beer and I feel better. Like, like, so that might work.
- [38:30]
Kai
That's what I do.
- [38:31]
Drew
It's actually like, a vibe. But, yeah, I realized I'm old as the day I drank. Like, I realized I was like, I'm an old man, and I was having a conniption fit about it before I was, like, literally, like, vouch for me. I was. I came in here after, like, freaking the out of my bedroom because I was like, oh, I'm like, 26 in, like, a week. Like, like, that's not that deep. I have to get my insurance. I don't care. But then I thought about it. I was like, I'm 27 in a year. And I was like. Like, I can't be making poop jokes at 27.
- [39:05]
Daniel
Even met 26, and he's sitting around. He was like, the whole day. He was like, guys, I'm gonna be 27 in a year. And I was like, technically, in a year, you're gonna be 26.
- [39:12]
Drew
And then we went to this party, and I was like, mustache, old guy on the dance floor, like. And it was so scary. Boots.
- [39:21]
Daniel
What's funny is, I don't think there was like. Like, we were definitely amongst the younger crowd there because it was kind of shockingly, like, a lot of older people there. But I also felt that there was a moment where I was looking around. I was like, okay, yeah, I'm, like, 25 at this party right now. Like, something about this feels funky.
- [39:37]
Drew
But the party was cute as.
- [39:39]
Daniel
Yeah, it was super fun. But I am so insecure about my age now, which is, like, not even a bad age, because I know hate when we talk about our age because they're like, y' all swear you're old.
- [39:49]
Drew
Wait, people actually talk about that?
- [39:51]
Daniel
Yeah, people have been like, Anya talks like she's, like, 42 sometimes, and she's literally 24. But I think they mean that when I'm talking about life experiences and being serious, which is actually so rude, because you don't know my story and you never will. And I bet you wish you knew me on a deeper level, but you just will never know me.
- [40:08]
Drew
And that's where that hate comes from. That's where the anger inside comes from.
- [40:12]
Daniel
My anger is my story.
- [40:14]
Drew
No, no, no.
- [40:15]
Daniel
I thought you meant my anger. I was like, it does come from my.
- [40:17]
Drew
The ops.
- [40:19]
Daniel
But, yeah, I felt all. Also, are you not going to talk about your experience the next day? Which proves that your body, like, just rejects alcohol.
- [40:26]
Drew
Oh, yeah, Yeah, I forgot. So I drank for the first time. Like, I. I consider that, like, real drinking, like, it's not binge drinking, but it was like. Like it was more than a sip of alcohol or, like a quarter of a shot. Like, that was. That was like, I had two full drinks, and it was a vibe. I came home and was the most, like, nauseous after I had the first drink. I was extremely nauseous. Like, it was tequila. So, like, my. Every time I drink tequila, like, especially on an empty stomach, it feels like I have ulcers in my stomach. And, like, it feels like my stomach is, like, tying itself in knots. And it just cramps and it hurts. I wasn't doing that, but I was like super nauseous. I got over that quickly.
- [41:08]
Daniel
It didn't help that our car ride to the party was the most jolting car ride I've ever been in. Like, it felt like it broke my neck. My neck has been hurting since we've gotten in that car. Yeah.
- [41:18]
Drew
And then got home after having the second drink and I was so nauseous. Like I felt fine. And then all of a sudden, like a wave of nausea hit me that I haven't felt since the last time I drank like this. And I just like immediately retired to bed. I, like, had food. I couldn't even think about eating it. Like I brought it to my room just in case I like woke up and was like, okay, I need to eat food. But like, I just couldn't even like fathom eating a meal right then. And then I went to sleep. I fell asleep almost immediately. It was actually really nice. And then I woke up at 3:30 in the morning with like painful nausea. Like I. It was like, it hurt so bad. It was like the type where you're like sweating and cold and like, like sticky and it just was horrible feeling like. It was like my clothes were wet. I was like cold sweating. And then I went to the toilet and projectile vomited everywhere. And I. It didn't help it. It literally did not help it. And I was like, girl, what the. And then I went back to sleep and woke up and thankfully I. It was to the point where I was like, oh, I have like flu type A or some. Like, I'm over. Like it's. I'm down bad. Like I can't.
- [42:25]
Daniel
Your body can't feel anything other than the subpar normal at rest at. Because Drew will be like subpar normal. Well, because you're always in some sort of pain, so you're never just normal. There's always something to talk about.
- [42:38]
Drew
I do.
- [42:39]
Daniel
Always something lingering. It's always like, I do have black mold. I'm like not getting enough oxygen. Like, like something. Something is always happening.
- [42:46]
Drew
So you won't let hypoxia go ever.
- [42:50]
Daniel
That was the craziest thing you've ever said.
- [42:52]
Drew
No, it was probably the most advanced thing I ever said. And they probably wrote thesis and papers about it.
- [42:57]
Daniel
You're the first human to self diagnose yourself with hypoxia. Like, I'm pretty sure you have to get tested to see your oxygen intake.
- [43:05]
Drew
I have a tester.
- [43:06]
Daniel
Yeah, I was going to say my dermatologist has the same thing and she won't let you sit in that room unless you're taking over 95% of like oxygen intake. But yeah, you had that. And then I just also felt like. And then yesterday we were both dead and brain rotted and we're just old now, so you guys might not.
- [43:26]
Drew
At the party. There was. At the party. Yeah, literally you're over. This is over. At the party there was top hat lady that I thought was like. Literally I thought she was like this evil overlord because she was talking to like all these people and was like. Like it looked like the conversations were super intense and like really long. And like there were people that we knew. And I was just like, who is this lady?
- [43:49]
Daniel
Yeah, like, do they need help? Should we interrupt this conversation?
- [43:52]
Drew
And then like my conspiracy brain started spiraling and I was like, oh, like this like, is like adrenochrome. Like she's like trying to get these kids to eat like stem cells or some like giving me crazy energy. And then we went inside. I ignored it. Then we went back outside like an hour and a half later and she was berating and yelling at another person. And I was like, oh, fuck. Like this is actually like an evil person.
- [44:16]
Daniel
Like two hours and she was on the same couch just talking to someone different.
- [44:20]
Drew
I'm not trying to flex here. But they were famous people. Like, that's. That's an important part of this conversation.
- [44:24]
Daniel
Yeah. So we were like, what is she doing to them? Why won't she leave them alone? And then I was nosy and I was like, okay, I need to know what the fuck is her vibe. So we sat on like a stoop right next to her cuz I was like, I need to hear it. And then I heard her say some about. And that's what I see in your future. And I turned around and the tarot card reader.
- [44:41]
Drew
And I literally thought she was trying to get these kids to shoot up adrenochrome or like some like.
- [44:46]
Daniel
And we were like, guys, we need to help them. We need to help them. They were literally getting their.
- [44:51]
Drew
And then I was like wanting to get mine read, but I did it. I want to go to a psychic so goddamn bad. Like, but it's not. It's obviously like literally not in my cards. Cuz it would have happened if, like it was meant to happen. Like, I genuinely believe that, like, I'm not supposed to get my cards read because it's gonna tell me I'm gonna die or some.
- [45:08]
Daniel
I just like, don't Know if I believe in it. But I will say, the last time I got my cards read, they were really on point. Like, everything that they said was gonna happen happened. But then in my head, I'm like, I'm the kind of, you can't tell me some, because I'll just, like, do it. Like, you can't tell me, oh, this is gonna happen because. And I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna make that happen faster. How about that? Like, because you're not about to tell me what's gonna happen in my life, because it's my life. You cr. And then I just do it. So part of me, I wish I believed in, like, psychics and tarot cards and, like, zodiac signs and stuff, but I'm just the kind of crazy person that if you tell me it's gonna happen, I just make it.
- [45:44]
Drew
We are the daughters of the witches. They didn't burn. Like, that's literally me. Like, me putting on that on my Tumblr should have been a sign.
- [45:53]
Daniel
Like, that's aside for what? Like, you being crazy or straight.
- [45:57]
Drew
Oh, have you seen that little hippie girl on TikTok that, like, cosplays? Okay, well, I wrote a couple things that I thought were funny. Me, when my phone dies. Is that girl. Me, when I recycle a bottle at the airport. Me, when I intentionally don't grab a plastic lid for my cup. Me, when I use a tote bag. That's the energy.
- [46:27]
Daniel
That's how I feel when I go to the grocery store and I don't put any of my produce in the plastic bags, and I just put them in the cart.
- [46:33]
Drew
Going to watch anyway.
- [46:35]
Daniel
That's the craziest, like, thing ever, is putting your produce in those little plastic bags. Like, that is always so annoying to me, like, having to get rid of all the plastic bags when I get home. Do y' all get me or.
- [46:47]
Kai
But I'm not a part, because those are covered in, like, baby diaper poo.
- [46:52]
Drew
That's why I put it in for immunity.
- [46:54]
Kai
It's weird.
- [46:55]
Daniel
It's like. It's like how you let, like, kids. Like, you let dogs, like, lick your kids did so that they build immunity.
- [47:01]
Drew
You know what I realized? I'm gonna start doing or not start doing, but when I have children, what I'm going to do is by then I'll be living on, like, a farm with, like, the Appalachian mountains in the background, and, like, it's, like, forested woods or, like, the Parisian countryside, and there's just, like, forests behind my house. After Breakfast every single day. I'm gonna tell my kids, get the out of the house and go and explore that forest. And they're not allowed to come in until 5pm and I'm gonna say, build your four. Like, I'll. I'll give you a sandwich and some. And a soda pop or whatever.
- [47:32]
Daniel
Will probably have, like, soda pop. Not even water?
- [47:35]
Drew
No. Hell no. They'll have to drink creek water. I'm not kidding. Like, we need to start, like, sending kids outside again. Like, we're down bad.
- [47:43]
Daniel
Because look what happens in his Apple vision Pro.
- [47:45]
Drew
Look what happens.
- [47:46]
Daniel
Yeah, I wasn't allowed outside after the age of, like, 13, so.
- [47:50]
Drew
Yeah. All right. Should we do psyop corner?
- [47:54]
Daniel
Yeah.
- [47:55]
Drew
Drill sign.
- [47:59]
Daniel
Why are you changing it?
- [48:02]
Kai
He's, like, edging us.
- [48:03]
Daniel
He's like.
- [48:05]
Drew
Now.
- [48:09]
Kai
Don'T do that. Don't do that.
- [48:11]
Drew
I ate.
- [48:12]
Daniel
What the.
- [48:13]
Kai
It smells like gas.
- [48:15]
Daniel
It always smells like gas.
- [48:17]
Drew
Kai comes into our house and says, oh, it smells like today. Or, oh, it's so dirty in here. Oh, I'm not even gonna get into it.
- [48:24]
Daniel
I'll never forget sand falling out of your shoes. Yeah, you can say whatever you want about it.
- [48:28]
Kai
I don't think that happened. I don't know.
- [48:29]
Daniel
Say whatever you want about the gas, but we have a clip of sand falling out of your shoe square. Almost frog like, toe detail.
- [48:36]
Drew
Kai, there's sand literally fell out of your sneaker.
- [48:42]
Daniel
Sand fell out of Kai's shoe.
- [48:43]
Drew
That was actually.
- [48:46]
Daniel
That's crazy that you were literally, like, disappearing on camera.
- [48:51]
Kai
That canon of the podcast goes crazy.
- [48:54]
Drew
Okay, well, let's get in the psyop corner. What the is LGBTQ +? Question mark? Question mark? Y' all got gay premium Paramount plus, Right? Right. Damn. Now that I'm rereading these back, these suck bad.
- [49:14]
Daniel
Just go.
- [49:14]
Drew
I finally realized why y' all got belly button piercings. It's so y' all can hang an air freshener over that musty ass puss.
- [49:23]
Daniel
That's a good one.
- [49:24]
Drew
Girls with low iron be, like, big things coming. Yeah. A fall.
- [49:30]
Daniel
That's you.
- [49:30]
Drew
I know. Literally, I had to, like, brace myself yesterday.
- [49:34]
Daniel
I need to faint soon.
- [49:36]
Drew
I can make that happen.
- [49:38]
Kai
Fainting is very feminine.
- [49:39]
Daniel
Yeah, right.
- [49:40]
Kai
Such a feminine activity.
- [49:41]
Daniel
Only girl should paint.
- [49:42]
Drew
I did write down things that I think Enya did find icky. Like, icks of things that I do that in your, like, has told me. I'll just do these real quick, and then we'll get to them. Nope, that's it.
- [49:57]
Daniel
Okay.
- [49:58]
Drew
I was just gonna say, God knew What he was doing. Not giving me a vagina. Because that would have been. Ran through a vagina. Yeah. Like, it would have been. No, I don't want to do the X.
- [50:16]
Daniel
Okay. Why? Okay. This is what Drew thinks I find icky about him. Enya's icks for me walking on rocks barefoot and my feet hurting from it. Wearing red shoes, meal prepping, treading, Wading through water. No, that is. That's what I was saying. Like, imagine dating a man and watching him, like, walk through water. Like, that is. Is so embarrassing. Hula hooping, swim goggles or flip flops. Tying hoodie around waist. That has always grossed me out.
- [50:51]
Drew
Like, I think it's, like, chic. Like, I'm not even kidding. I think it's a vi.
- [50:55]
Daniel
Never been chic. No.
- [50:56]
Drew
The way Kai does it is, like, kind of cunty.
- [50:58]
Daniel
No, I like when you do it over the shoulder. That gets a pass around your hips is crazy. But I think that even about women, like, even if there was a fine ass girl who I was like, oh, my God, I need her. Let her take that zip up off and wrap it around her waist. I'm literally gonna fucking rip it in half. Like, I'm gonna use my teeth to tear it up and leave her with scraps. Walking down a hill.
- [51:20]
Drew
Classic.
- [51:20]
Daniel
When I have to cough because water goes down the wrong pipe. Jumping at a concert and having a food allergy. Yeah, food allergies are really.
- [51:30]
Kai
Dude, it's so funny that you said that, because literally yesterday I was doing something, and I immediately, like, I was like, oh, my God. And you would find this, like, a male ick. I was, like, up to get fiber cereal in my kitchen, and I was, like, getting on my tippy toes, and I had to, like, jump and, like, barely grasp it.
- [51:50]
Drew
And you, like, let out a little.
- [51:52]
Daniel
Like, just starve at that point. Just don't eat. Like, just don't do it. It's not worth it. It'd be different if, like, we were back to, like, climbing trees and. But, like, jumping to a cabinet. No, that is embarrassing.
- [52:05]
Kai
To get food, to get carbs.
- [52:08]
Daniel
Even someone getting a stool. Like, that is so embarrassing. Just leave it up there. Yeah.
- [52:13]
Drew
Ex of us of the week.
- [52:14]
Daniel
I'm trying to think what else, like, is.
- [52:17]
Drew
What have I done recently that you were like. You didn't even say anything to me because you didn't want to hurt my feelings, but you were like, why the did he say or do that? I mean, everything I say, you literally are like. You are actually insane.
- [52:30]
Daniel
I can't think of anything specific that you've done that's like. Like, icked me out recently.
- [52:36]
Drew
Good.
- [52:38]
Daniel
Yeah. No, I can't think of anything. The one thing you do that not.
- [52:42]
Drew
A lot of people can think of anything.
- [52:43]
Daniel
Oh, no, because I just thought of one. The one thing he does that icks me out, but it's like. Because I feel like I'm standing in a room with my child is when you, like, leaving the hotel, when the door hit your hip and you're like, oh, this is gonna ruin my day. This is gonna ruin my whole day. Like, when he goes into spouts like that, I literally ignore it because it icks me out. And I know that if I even. I interact with it, I'm like, oh, my God, are you okay? He's like, no, I'm literally not. Like, I'm not okay. Like, stop.
- [53:06]
Drew
Well, you do the same thing.
- [53:08]
Daniel
Well, I'm a girl. I'm literally.
- [53:10]
Drew
So it's me out a little bit, too.
- [53:12]
Daniel
Yeah.
- [53:13]
Drew
No, but that door was, like, £86,000, and I fucking. I was walking out, and it hit my hip, and it bruised me. It literally caused actual.
- [53:22]
Daniel
That's also an ick. Like a man having a hip bruise. Like, what are you doing?
- [53:26]
Drew
Closing the drawer with my. That. That is me. I will shut the refrigerator with my hips, and that's not icky. I don't give a.
- [53:35]
Daniel
No, use your foot. Like, using your hip.
- [53:37]
Drew
Yeah. Something that I do that is icky to me is I will literally, instead of taking the drink out of the refrigerator, I will just sit in the refrigerator and drink the soda and then put it back, then walk away and then come back, like, five minutes later and have another sip. That's not necessarily an ick, but it's more of, like, take. Like, just take the soda out of the refrigerator. Like, literally. What am I doing?
- [54:03]
Daniel
It's, like, wasting energy. So you want to leave that?
- [54:05]
Drew
Yeah.
- [54:07]
Daniel
All right. Media of the week. My media is John Water movies. Did I say that last week?
- [54:13]
Drew
Probably.
- [54:13]
Daniel
I don't think I did, because I don't think we've recorded since I went to the exhibit, because I think I went on Saturday. I watched almost every John Waters movie ever, and he is so.
- [54:26]
Drew
Can you watch six movies in 48 hours? List them.
- [54:29]
Daniel
I know I watched. Whoa. I, like. I hate that letterbox. I'll like, like a movie, but it won't show what the hell I watched. Like, hello. Wait, let me see. Someone help. Films. Okay, just say movies. Why is this app saying films? That's what I'm saying watched Crybaby Cereal Mom, A Dirty Shame. Spider man across the Spider Verse. Polyester. I rewatched Jojo Rabbit and I watched the BlackBerry movie.
- [55:03]
Drew
And.
- [55:04]
Daniel
And my favorite was the Spider man movie. And Cereal Mom. Cereal mom by John Waters is one of the best movies. And I feel like if it came out now, it would be a blockbuster hit because it's so funny and I hate that nobody talks about how good the Spider man across the Spider Verse is. Like, I feel like I'm the talk about like what a good movie that is. It's just like deserves its flowers. That's my tea.
- [55:27]
Drew
I watched this film. It only had like 3,000 views, but it was two guys naked, wrestling and penetrating each other. It was really beautiful actually.
- [55:41]
Daniel
You said that was a film.
- [55:43]
Kai
That's my. It's my bit.
- [55:45]
Daniel
Wow.
- [55:45]
Drew
Oh, have you said that before?
- [55:47]
Daniel
He said it last week.
- [55:49]
Drew
Did you actually.
- [55:49]
Kai
You don't remember that?
- [55:51]
Drew
No, I literally. Yes.
- [55:52]
Daniel
He. He said his movie of the week was like two guys and I was like, oh my God, that's crazy. I saw that in the recommended my movie.
- [55:59]
Drew
Dude, that is like me up right now. That is crazy.
- [56:03]
Kai
No, I. I think it was last week. I was telling my friend a joke and then they cracked up and then I just realized it was a bit that you guys said on the podcast.
- [56:12]
Daniel
And I was like, that's good, that's good. Keep our legacy going. Yeah, cuz I won't be here much longer.
- [56:16]
Drew
I watched this Zach Galifianakis, this like animated movie that came out like p. In the peak of Pandemic and I literally did not hear a single word about this movie. And I guarantee when they were making and releasing this that if the Pandemic happened, it probably would have been a blockbuster. But no one knows about it and no one has ever heard about it. And it was so high budget and it was like. It was actually kind of sweet and good and there was like some, some interesting commentary on it. Like about like kids with like cell phones and not being able to make friends anymore. And I watched that and was like having an existential crisis thinking about the pandemic and how it ruined a lot of culture. But it also like it did so did so much like this podcast. That's what me and Josh were talking about the other day or yesterday when we were talking about AI was like, like I feel like it's net neutral at this point because like a lot of people, like, especially with this news, like Sora, like AI that's coming out Like, a lot of people who don't realize that they have a creative bone in their body and, like, don't are, like, scared of how difficult it is to, like, create a video or create a short film or create a movie or create a cartoon or whatever it is. Like, might realize that they have creative bones in their body, and we might see a renaissance of.
- [57:39]
Daniel
Yeah, it's like, with everything. Like, we'll get a bunch of good stuff and we'll get a bunch of. Of really bad stuff, but all the bad stuff is worth it because then we get, like, this podcast and, like, things like that out of it. Out of all the.
- [57:51]
Drew
You don't know it feels good until you feel bad.
- [57:54]
Daniel
Wow. Shut the up. My music media of the week is Goodbye Horses by Q, Lazarus Silver Line by Sheer Mag, Caroline Goodbye by Colin Blundstone, and Waterloo Sunset, the Kinks.
- [58:12]
Drew
Wow. I'm trying to think of that movie. It was called, like, Rob with a prob.
- [58:15]
Daniel
Ron. Ron's gone wrong.
- [58:17]
Drew
Yeah.
- [58:18]
Daniel
Wait.
- [58:18]
Drew
I kind of ate with. Rob has a problem.
- [58:20]
Daniel
What's the problem?
- [58:22]
Drew
Rob, you're annoying. Yala Mia. Bring the noise. Mia. Sex. Itus Mia. The weekend. Actually no exodus. Okay. Right.
- [58:40]
Daniel
Right.
- [58:40]
Drew
Yeah, right. Vince Staples. I re listened to that song after seeing the Vince Staples show, and I was like. Or not seeing it, but watching it behind Yalls shoulder. And I was like, damn. Like, this is a banger. And it always will be Brazil. Cornelius. And I'll give y' all Noah's art. Coco, Rosie. The skin of my yellow country teeth. Clap your hands, say yeah. Oh, that's a banger.
- [59:09]
Daniel
What is that? Oh, yeah. Well, we're gonna get. You can't play that. Just do it. Sing it. Go ahead, sing it.
- [59:19]
Drew
Let me hear. Let me hear the words.
- [59:23]
Daniel
Oh, all right. Thanks for listening, guys. You are amazing. Thank you so much. Love you. Sa.