Drew’s twin sister makes him cry

Summary

Emergency Intercom – Episode: Drew’s Twin Sister Makes Him Cry

Introduction In this lively episode of Emergency Intercom, hosts Drew Phillips and his twin sister Madeline Phillips, along with their brother Steven, delve into a blend of humorous anecdotes, heartfelt family stories, and candid discussions about personal struggles. The episode titled "Drew’s twin sister makes him cry" offers listeners an engaging glimpse into the Phillips family's dynamic, highlighting both their playful banter and deeper emotional connections.

Welcoming Madeline The episode begins with Drew introducing Madeline as the "two scariest people ever who came out of the same vagina," setting a playful yet intriguing tone. The siblings engage in light-hearted banter, showcasing their close-knit relationship and unique sense of humor.

Notable Quote:

Madeline Phillips [00:49]: "Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today I am by the two scariest people ever who came out of the same vagina."

Family News: Madeline’s Pregnancy A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Madeline’s exciting news—she is pregnant with triplets. Madeline shares insights into her journey into motherhood, discussing how this new addition has strengthened her bond with Steven and impacted their family dynamics. The trio reflect on Luna’s temperament, praising her as a calm and happy baby, attributing her serene demeanor to her parents' gentle parenting style.

Notable Quote:

Madeline Phillips [15:08]: "She's literally a trick baby."

Childhood Antics and Mischief The siblings reminisce about their mischievous childhood, recounting various pranks and clever schemes. Drew and Steven share stories of faking book readings to earn free Six Flags tickets and engaging in egg-throwing escapades that left lasting marks on their childhood homes. These anecdotes highlight their creative and devious sides, bringing laughter and nostalgia to the conversation.

Notable Quote:

Drew Phillips [29:20]: "We would tell my mom, oh, we're just hatching eggs upstairs. And she's like, oh, that's, like, so cute."

Mental Health Struggles: Drew’s Battle with Depression The conversation takes a more serious turn as Drew opens up about his struggles with depression. He shares harrowing experiences of overdosing on sleeping pills and laxatives, describing moments when his actions were misunderstood by his siblings as mere dramatic behavior. Madeline provides a compassionate perspective, explaining the challenges in discerning Drew's genuine distress from his typical dramatic persona.

Notable Quote:

Drew Phillips [48:05]: "I took that full dose and then on top of that, I took like another sleeping pill, like a Lyrica or something. So I was like, two sleeping pills deep and I was like literally overdosing."

Funny Pranks and Sibling Shenanigans Balancing the serious discussions, the siblings share more lighthearted and funny stories about their pranks and playful interactions. From chasing each other with BB guns to creating elaborate scenarios to scare one another, these tales underscore the enduring camaraderie and humor that define their relationship.

Notable Quote:

Madeline Phillips [65:08]: "He is going to stay with us."

Media and Social Media Antics Drew, Madeline, and Steven discuss their experiences with social media and how their identities operate separately online. They share amusing instances where Drew would unexpectedly appear in others' videos, leading to funny misunderstandings and viral moments. This segment highlights their savvy use of digital platforms to enhance their comedic presence.

Notable Quote:

Madeline Phillips [45:42]: "A case that doesn't sit right with me. And it's literally just clips."

Interactions with Baby Luna Towards the end of the episode, the focus shifts to baby Luna. The siblings share adorable moments and playful interactions with her, emphasizing Luna’s sweetness and charm. They joke about Luna's reactions and speculate humorously about her future antics, further highlighting the family's affectionate and humorous approach to parenthood.

Notable Quote:

Madeline Phillips [60:50]: "She's the cutest baby on the planet, man."

Conclusion This episode of Emergency Intercom offers a rich tapestry of stories that blend humor with heartfelt moments. From reminiscing about childhood mischief to discussing serious personal struggles and celebrating new life, Drew, Madeline, and Steven provide an authentic and engaging portrayal of their family dynamics. Listeners are treated to a balanced mix of laughter, emotional depth, and genuine sibling camaraderie, making it a compelling episode for both regular fans and newcomers alike.

Notable Quotes Recap:

• Madeline Phillips [00:49]: "Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today I am by the two scariest people ever who came out of the same vagina."
• Drew Phillips [29:20]: "We would tell my mom, oh, we're just hatching eggs upstairs. And she's like, oh, that's, like, so cute."
• Drew Phillips [48:05]: "I took that full dose and then on top of that, I took like another sleeping pill, like a Lyrica or something. So I was like, two sleeping pills deep and I was like literally overdosing."
• Madeline Phillips [65:08]: "He is going to stay with us."
• Madeline Phillips [45:42]: "A case that doesn't sit right with me. And it's literally just clips."
• Madeline Phillips [60:50]: "She's the cutest baby on the planet, man."

Join the Conversation For more stories, laughs, and heartfelt moments, follow Emergency Intercom on YouTube and TikTok. Connect with Madeline and Steven on Instagram via AX Madeline and AX Stephen to stay updated on their latest adventures and behind-the-scenes moments.

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Transcript

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[Drew Phillips]

I got it this time.

[Madeline Phillips]

Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today I am by the two scariest people ever who came out of the same vagina.

[Drew Phillips]

Be scared, vagina.

[Madeline Phillips]

Are you gonna do an introduction or, like, what?

[Drew Phillips]

Introduce yourself? Who are you? Who are you?

[Steven]

I'm Drew's sister. Twin sister.

[Drew Phillips]

What's your name?

[Steven]

Madeline.

[Madeline Phillips]

Okay. Ew. Y' all are acting like you just met.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, I don't even know who this woman is.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, we just found her. She was a doppelganger who a fan took a picture of, and we were like, we need her all.

[Drew Phillips]

We just picked her up from skid row. Yeah. Like, she's just.

[Steven]

By the way, I laugh a lot, so just know I'm going to laugh a ton.

[Drew Phillips]

Yes.

[Madeline Phillips]

That's, like, really fucked up. Actually. We don't like that over here.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, we try not to Just don't laugh.

[Madeline Phillips]

Just don't laugh Not Try not to laugh challenge. Those have never been good. Like, in the history of Try not to laugh challenge compilations on YouTube, they have never been good.

[Drew Phillips]

I've never once laughed at a Try not to laugh compilation.

[Madeline Phillips]

Okay.

[Drew Phillips]

Unless I'm in it. Unless I'm in it.

[Madeline Phillips]

This conversation is giving. Like, would you wear, like, a, like, clothing a dead person wore?

[Drew Phillips]

What does he say? Oh, hell no. Hell no.

[Madeline Phillips]

There are these two guys who, like, I don't even know if they actually had a podcast they did, but we.

[Drew Phillips]

Couldn'T find full episodes of them.

[Madeline Phillips]

It was like, snippets on TikTok and, like, they would sit across the table from each other, and the questions they were asking each other were so bad. Like, they weren't good. And he was like, would you ever wear, like, like, vintage clothes? And the other guy was like, clothes a dead person wore. And he was like, oh, hell no.

[Drew Phillips]

And that was the entire clip.

[Steven]

Were they trolling or they being.

[Drew Phillips]

They were being dead ser. And it's literally one of my favorite TikToks ever, because the dude, the way he says, oh, hell no. Is so fucking funny.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, it's so monotone.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, but. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. This is my lovely twin sister, Madeline. There you go. We thought we might bring her on and just share a couple funny stories about me and see where it goes. See where this episode takes us.

[Madeline Phillips]

How are you enjoying LA this time? It's not your first time here?

[Steven]

No, we had fun. It was with our daughter for the first time. We have a almost seven month old dog.

[Drew Phillips]

My twin sister is literally pregnant and she's literally mother. Yeah. I'm here wearing a Supreme Box logo shirt.

[Steven]

I'm not pregnant, by the way. You said that I was pregnant.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, sorry. Wasn't I supposed to say that? Was I not supposed to say that?

[Madeline Phillips]

You're so annoyed.

[Drew Phillips]

Do. Wait, they have. Should we cut that?

[Madeline Phillips]

No one knows yet. No one knows. It's triplets. They're getting a TLC show.

[Steven]

Maybe you know something that I don't know.

[Drew Phillips]

No. Because I predicted your pregnancy.

[Steven]

Drew was first to know. Yeah, I was pregnant.

[Drew Phillips]

I literally knew. Like, I was like calling everybody. I was like, something is seriously off in the world right now. There is a weird ass energy going on. And I called everyone. I even called Stephen and I was like, is madam pregnant? And Steven probably was like bone white. Like, no.

[Steven]

We were both like. Yeah, we were just. Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Were y' all not saying anything because you wanted to do like a. Like a thing where you tell everybody?

[Steven]

We were waiting to make sure that everything was good with the pregnancy first. Because, you know, you Normally wait like 12 weeks before you announce, but. Oh, what?

[Drew Phillips]

Wait, we both got a clap. We both got a clap. No, we both got a cloud.

[Madeline Phillips]

This episode, Drew has an ongoing joke that I like to get in the cloud before him and I'd like low key do like. I like to get the clap in and I like to be like, like, welcome back to this episode.

[Steven]

Why didn't I get to do the clap?

[Drew Phillips]

Clap, clap for the heavyweight champ. Me couldn't do it all alone. We.

[Madeline Phillips]

It's 12 weeks, three months.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Everybody tripping. Damn. That's a long time to not say anything.

[Steven]

You don't typically find out till you're about like five, six weeks, so it's not really that long. But yeah, we wanted to wait till actually our eight week appointment to start telling family and friends. But we told you before we even went to the. Because I'm special doctor.

[Madeline Phillips]

Right?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, because I'm really.

[Steven]

You were in town and we didn't want to tell you. Not in town.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. You wanted to tell me.

[Steven]

And you were about to leave, and so we were like, shoot, we got to do it now.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. I had just gotten back from a road trip from Austin, and on the way to Austin, I was like, holy, she's pregnant. Because you were demonic in Missouri. It was crazy. It was scary Boots. I was literally afraid of her. Like, everyone was scared. Like. And then, like, you. When I got to Texas, like, you were kind of scary still. And I was like, okay. Like, there's some hormones or some shit going on in there.

[Steven]

He's normally the dramatic one. I'm not normally dramatic.

[Drew Phillips]

Me, but me. Me dramatic. What? This is crazy.

[Madeline Phillips]

You literally replied like, that guy. Oh, hell no. Like, this is the hard dramatic.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm literally not yellow psycho.

[Madeline Phillips]

So for the. For the roles to be switched was scaring him. Yeah.

[Steven]

Yeah. Because normally he's the.

[Drew Phillips]

But I also do. I can just sense the energy of people shifting. I'm always like, there was an energy behind that comment. There was something there. Like, I can tell when someone is being, like, slick with me or if they're. If they mean it for real. Like, I can just tell these things, and I could tell something was off. I'm just, like, a very intuitive person. Like, I just know I see a lot of things a lot of people don't see. Like, people and voices in my room and stuff. So it's, like, really. It's actually really fascinating.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, you're a medium.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, we.

[Madeline Phillips]

You should have that arc. Like, like, you getting people to pay you to talk to spirit.

[Drew Phillips]

I probably, like, actually could at, because I literally would go on live stream for, like, three months straight just doing Ouija board shit. Like, there's something seriously wrong. I'm haunted.

[Madeline Phillips]

Wait at the beginning of, like. Because both of y' all started you. Now, like, that's where you started, right?

[Drew Phillips]

Or you started on gif. Boom.

[Steven]

There was an app before Instagram was even big called Gift Boom, and it.

[Drew Phillips]

Was Parker Kit Hill.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Got big on there.

[Steven]

Yeah. It was basically just, like, gifts. And you would go on the. What was it? Popular page. Was it. I'm pretty sure it's called popular page. But you would literally just make gifts. Like, there was no sound or anything. And you would, like, make memes.

[Madeline Phillips]

I vaguely remember making, like, a gif or two. Because, like, did it ever get to a point where you could upload a video and it would make a GIF of it?

[Steven]

Yes.

[Madeline Phillips]

Okay. I think, like, I would. I definitely used it, like, for things like that, but I never. I never knew. Gift Boom. Was like, people were using it the way y' all.

[Steven]

I had my first, like, fan account, like, on there. Like, it was crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

I was so jealous too.

[Steven]

Yeah, Drew. I would shout Drew out.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy. I was jealous as. Because I was like, like, damn. Like, I want this, like, badly. I mean, I. She is like, the reason, like, I ever got into any of this. Cuz you were doing all those YouTube videos, like, putting me. Dude, there are so many nasty, gross, cringy videos of me. Like one that I vividly remember is like me putting like, a hot dog on a screwdriver.

[Steven]

It was like a paper plate and a hot dog. I don't even know what we were doing, but we filmed YouTube videos when we were like, 11.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, it was crazy. And it was like OG OG YouTube. And like, it was like the part of YouTube where, like, it was just your homies. Like how, like, normcore people use Instagram now. Like, they just post to their friends or post to their Twitter just like, to their homies. Like, that's how YouTube was, where it was like a. A group of like eight of your friends all posting YouTube videos back and forth to each other. And I remember you doing it. And then my buddy Hunter and his brother would make YouTube videos on their MacBook with, like, the MacBook effects. And I remember being like, holy. Like, this is so sick. Like, I didn't know you could do this. And then, yeah, then we just like, you kept doing YouTube and then you did gif boom.

[Steven]

And then went to Instagram. Because we knew a girl in our town that had like 300,000, which was equivalent to probably like 5 million.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, that's probably more.

[Drew Phillips]

That's like she was the most famous person.

[Steven]

No, she was. And she was from our town. I remember, like, fangirling over her or whatever.

[Drew Phillips]

She was the OG meme girl, like the.

[Steven]

That she was the one with the boobs and the shirt. Shirt. The like, hey, girls, keep your. What is it?

[Drew Phillips]

It was something like, hey, girls, you should know. Keep your boobs in your shirt.

[Steven]

Or something like that. Something along the lines. But I feel like that was like the first, like, viral thing that, like, everybody knew about it. She went on Dr. Phil like.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, she was like. She was the girl. And I remember you were like, like, friends with her because, like, you have Facebook or something. Yeah. And you had like 40, 000 followers. And we would go to like, football games, like, when we were in like, sixth grade. And you and her would like, key. It was like, really. It was before, like, what was her name?

[Steven]

Sabrina. To Tomayo.

[Drew Phillips]

Sabrina Tamayo.

[Steven]

It was before that, like, followers were even cool.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, yeah, it was. It was back when it was still, like, okay, they're probably all, like, freaks who want to kidnap you and kill you anyways.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, how a normal girl takes a cute picture. How I take a cute picture.

[Steven]

I have. I gotta find the many of them.

[Madeline Phillips]

You know what's crazy is I wrote down, like, in my notes last night.

[Drew Phillips]

Yes, yes. Here it is. Sorry. Sorry to cut you off. Girls, you should know that our boo or your boobs go inside your shirt. Like, that is.

[Madeline Phillips]

I just, like, this realm of, like, the baby is mad.

[Steven]

A poor baby.

[Madeline Phillips]

We just woke Luna up.

[Drew Phillips]

Also, if you. If you need to go, like, tender Steven. Yeah. Steven's like, actually, no, my mom is in there. No, but Steven, it's. We talk about it all the time how, like, it's crazy that Steven is an actual good husband. Like, it's not. Just. What is a kinship or whatever.

[Madeline Phillips]

You're not like, kin keeping, like, just literally keeping like, the whole thing alive by yourself. Also, I said to Orion last night, I genuinely think there needs to be a study done about even infants and their irritability. Because I feel like you and Steven are such chill, calm parents. That. That's why she's such a happy baby. Because so far she has had no examples of, like, a tumultuous attitude yet. So she's just gonna be a calmer baby and more easily swayed into being happy.

[Steven]

Like, she doesn't learn that, like, type of behavior. I don't know.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, like, she doesn't see y' all yelling and raising your voice and can, like, continuing that out for long periods or, like, ever. So I feel like babies are just smart enough animals to be like, okay, wait. Like, if they're laughing and playing, I'm just going to laugh and play because I feel, like, angry.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm tearing up thinking about her. I'm. I literally love that child like, it's my own. It's. Because it's like. I think it's, like, part of my DNA. Like, or some shit. Like, we share DNA or something. Like, it freaks me out when I look at her. I'm like, oh, that's like my child. Like, it's just really, really bizarre, y' all. I wish I could explain it, but, yeah, no, Madeline and Stephen are, like, great parents. Like, it. I mean, it's not shocking to me, but, like, when y' all were having a child, I was like, damn. They're like, Young. But, like, you even said growing up, you were always like, I'm, like, meant to be a mother. Like, people know. Like, Madeline knew she was meant to be a mother. Like, she was always so good with, like, the neighborhood kids or, like, our parents, friends children. Like, you were always taking care of babies. And also, you were just, like, raised around children. Like, I don't know. It's crazy seeing you, like, be mother. Like, you're literally mother. And it's fucking crazy that there's a child in our frat house like this.

[Madeline Phillips]

I know. A child in this apartment literally freaks me out. Like, what is it doing here? We literally, last night, we're watching Fortnite. Like, we're watching Yalls, like, Neighbor Savage. He's so good at that game. It's actually jarring. Like, people are that good at that game. But we stayed up watching it, and then Luna woke up to be fed. And we were sitting there while you fed Luna.

[Steven]

She's just watching.

[Madeline Phillips]

And she's just watching. And I was like, dude, this is crazy. This is literally a baby watching Fortnite.

[Drew Phillips]

When Madeline and Steven aren't looking well, one, I'll give her, like, a cigarette and a beer because she just, like, she's had a long, stressful life. Yeah. And then I'll give her a macro dose screen time for her. So I, like, put on, like, super cuts of, like, Tick Tock compilations sped up 300 times speed. So she's, like, watching, like, five hours worth of tick tock in, like, three seconds. Just so, like, she understands the culture.

[Madeline Phillips]

But we balance it out. And we hand her, like, Sylvia Plath the Bell Jar.

[Drew Phillips]

She's reading.

[Madeline Phillips]

She's already reading the Bell Jar, believe it or not.

[Drew Phillips]

But I do look at her, and I'm like, oh, she's a genius baby. Like, but every parent. I mean, look, I'm saying, like, I'm a parent.

[Madeline Phillips]

I know you're saying, like, it's your game. You're like, every parent thinks our kid is so gorgeous.

[Drew Phillips]

No, but it's. It's crazy. Like, I look at her, and I'm like, oh, my God, she's mine.

[Madeline Phillips]

Do you feel like, an intense change in your character, or do you feel like there's just, like, a addition to your life?

[Steven]

I think it's just. Yeah. More in addition. I feel like it's made mine and Steven's connection way more, like, really strong. Yeah, it's weird. Like, we are on a. Yeah, we're on a whole different wavelength now. Like, and I know that's not the situation for a lot of parents, and that's.

[Madeline Phillips]

Children broke. My family.

[Drew Phillips]

Same.

[Steven]

No, I'm just kidding, guys.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm kidding.

[Steven]

But it's true. Like, it's not the norm for some people, but for us, like, it really is crazy. Like, I don't know. I think we're just such a good team.

[Drew Phillips]

Why are you bragging? You're literally just sitting there bragging, like, no, I'm just kidding.

[Steven]

How I would say it's kind of, like, changed is I feel like our relationship has gotten better for sure. But like I said, that is not the normal. Kids do not always fix everything.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, don't do that. Have kids.

[Madeline Phillips]

A lot of people need to hear that. A lot.

[Drew Phillips]

A lot of people need to take.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, my God, I hate you. You know what we should do is have a kid. You know what? That'd be so fun.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, don't do that. But. Right, right.

[Madeline Phillips]

No, that's so insane, though. Like, I could see a. A child breaking me. Breaking my spirits for sure.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, 100%. Yeah, 100%. You love your life.

[Madeline Phillips]

I say that, but I love babies. Like, every time I'm around a baby, I'm like, I can't believe. Believe this.

[Steven]

Like, this is so good with Luna. But also, Luna's just such a good baby.

[Madeline Phillips]

She's literally a trick baby.

[Steven]

Yeah, she is. I feel like that's another part of it, too. Like, I feel like if she was constantly crying and stuff, and that would definitely, like, put a Sean colic. What?

[Drew Phillips]

My grandma one time was like, yeah, you just, like, need to have another baby to experience, like, having a child.

[Steven]

Oh, having a, Like a. Not a. Kids are not bad. Babies are not bad. But having, like, a. A. A bad baby.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, yeah, I. I know what it means.

[Drew Phillips]

Because were either of us bad babies?

[Steven]

I don't know. Mom said that I wasn't, but I.

[Madeline Phillips]

Apparently was, like, the most silent baby. Like, my parents were a little freaked out by me because my brother was a normal ass baby. Screamed, cried, kicked, whatever, was actually a demon, like, from the moment he was born, did not want to be cleaned and was always a nightmare to cle. But I was just mad silent. Like, didn't cry, didn't make a lot of noise. Like, they would sometimes be like, is she.

[Drew Phillips]

A lot has changed a lot.

[Madeline Phillips]

It literally immediately after, like, by the time I was, like, cognitive, I was a fucking crybaby freak bitch. Like, my friends would, like, my family would make fun of me. My nickname was Boogers and Cookie because when I would cry, I Always have gotten a lot of snot. So I'd be like, boogers, Boogers. And I would scream boogers. And then I would scream for cookies. So, like, if somebody mentioned a cookie to me, I'd be like, cookie.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, literally nothing has changed. Like, actually, maybe nothing has changed.

[Madeline Phillips]

Nothing has changed. But it's just my coffee.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, we'll cry and have boogers and have, like, cookie crumbs in her boogers.

[Madeline Phillips]

It's actually really gross. I don't know why I get so much. Not like. But that's a different story.

[Steven]

That's what she was saying, though, is that she's kind of, like, curious to see how Luna turns out, because Luna is, like, kind of quiet. And then she was like, I was quiet. But now Amy, it's like the complete opposite.

[Drew Phillips]

I feel like that's how it always happens. Like, I mean, like, boys are awful when they're like, one to five, and then five and on they, like, become chill. Like, Luna's gonna be great till five, and then she's gonna become a demon. And then you're gonna have a teenager girl, which is gonna be interesting.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, my God, I love the idea of her being a teenager. That's literally.

[Drew Phillips]

So she's literally gonna run away from y' all and be like, I need to go to, like, Uncle Doofus's house in Los Angeles.

[Steven]

She's gonna fly here.

[Madeline Phillips]

Dude, we're gonna be so old. We're literally gonna be, like, 40 by.

[Drew Phillips]

The time y' all. Yeah, y' all. Not me.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, well, you're only 17. Yeah, 16. Well, you turned 17 this year, so you have to. It has to move.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm 16. For I'm forever 16. Well, it's funny because me and Madeline are twins. We were born at the same time, but I'm actually 17. And you're what, 25? 24? 25.

[Steven]

25.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. So it's. It's really interesting. I don't even know her age anymore.

[Steven]

Like, yeah, really crazy because you're only 16. You don't have to worry about that.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, you don't have to think about having kids yet. Yeah, you have to worry about not having kids.

[Drew Phillips]

And I'm, like, a really successful 17 year old. Like, I pay bills.

[Madeline Phillips]

Wait, I thought you were 16.

[Drew Phillips]

I pay the bills.

[Madeline Phillips]

Literally, Charlie D' Amelio be like, I'm a really successful 17 year old. But I was gonna say something, and I fully just forgot.

[Steven]

Wait, wait, wait. Being a teenager.

[Madeline Phillips]

No, it was like a question to you, but I literally just forgot. So I guess, whatever. What I thinking?

[Drew Phillips]

Well, should we move on from talking about Luna and you being a mother and, like, talk about me and funny stories you have about me? Like.

[Madeline Phillips]

Or we can talk about, like, Madeline as a person and not as a mother and, like, detach the two. Like, I don't know.

[Drew Phillips]

No.

[Madeline Phillips]

Do you believe in that? Like, because I feel like there are a lot of people. I kind of asked you this the other day because it's really easy. I feel like when women have children for that to become their full identity and people to only really care about that and just suddenly forget that this is a person who still is, like, managing their own life and, like, feelings. Have you felt that that was an issue so far? Is it something that doesn't bother you? Like.

[Steven]

Well, I think again, going to Steven being such, like, a good partner that he allows me to have, like, an hour or two to myself.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah.

[Steven]

Some. Some mom. Yeah. Only.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

He times only one hour.

[Madeline Phillips]

And you have to do something like clean the house first before you.

[Drew Phillips]

She's making sandwiches in that hour. Duh.

[Steven]

Yeah. Some women don't have that option, and it makes me sad for them because I do see how it could turn out like that, but I'm in such a special circumstance that I would say that I haven't really experienced that, but I can so see how it could be like that.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Steven]

Because there has been. There has been moments where I do kind of, like, I start thinking, like, oh, my gosh. Like, what did we do? What did we do? Like, I would just want to go play Pokemon and not have to worry about her nap time or whatever. But. But, yeah, it's just. I don't know. I'm lucky. But I. Again, I do see how it could.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, yeah. Become an issue.

[Drew Phillips]

Sorry, I'm being quiet. I literally just looked at mother Madeline and started tearing up. It's so weird. Like, I can't even look at her right now.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh. The thing I was gonna say is, oh, my God. You're actually about to start crying. You're crying. Hey, speak your truth. Oh, you're gonna make me cry.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm, like, literally crying.

[Madeline Phillips]

Maybe men don't have to take psych psychedelics. Their twin sister just has to give birth.

[Drew Phillips]

This is a mixture of both. No. I don't know. It's just crazy.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah.

[Steven]

I'm over here cleaning bottles every morning.

[Drew Phillips]

So weird.

[Madeline Phillips]

I'm making milk too. Guys. I don't want to talk about me making milk.

[Drew Phillips]

She makes milk for me.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah. I have to make it for drew for my 16 year old.

[Drew Phillips]

Big bottle of breast milk in the morning. Like, oh.

[Madeline Phillips]

But the thing I was gonna say is I remember when I found out you guys were pregnant. Also, I thought about the fact. When did y' all. When was Yalls wedding?

[Steven]

October or.

[Drew Phillips]

No, October.

[Steven]

September. Whoa, September. That's when we got our house. September of 2020. Money.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, never mind.

[Madeline Phillips]

Because in my head I was like, why didn't I go to that wedding? But then I. It was during like act like 2020. So. Yeah, because I thought about the other day, I was like talking to my friend Sabrina and I was like, it's so weird because they're fully married and I didn't go to the wedding.

[Steven]

And then you were invited. You were Drew's plus one.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, but it's funny. It's funny.

[Madeline Phillips]

I do look back though, and I was like, damn, that's actually. I feel up for like not going. Like, I wish I went now looking back, but I'm pretty sure you know the.

[Drew Phillips]

Know what's funny?

[Madeline Phillips]

I got covered like two weeks later.

[Steven]

You were just there for Sam's.

[Drew Phillips]

I was gonna say. So you came to celebrate death, but you wouldn't celebrate love like you would celebrate my brother.

[Madeline Phillips]

Well, you guys gave me more love. You needed more vibes.

[Steven]

Yeah, true.

[Madeline Phillips]

So I was there for. I was there to get so high in your parents kitchen that I was in there for 40 minutes making.

[Drew Phillips]

Dude, that was literally one of the funniest things ever. And you like took an edible or something. I don't remember at that point.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, I. My tolerance for weed was. Was really, really low.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I think like most of us.

[Steven]

Funeral time.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, like, it was. It was after, like it was all of the funerals. And it was high on LSD too. It was crazy. No, but it was after. And it was like, you know how people bring you like food, like your community, like so you don't have to cook for a week or whatever. Someone had brought tacos, like deconstructed tacos where you like make your own taco. And it was in there for like 50 minutes, like making these tacos and like opening.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yalls mom, like, look over at me and I was like, she knows.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Like opening and slamming the microwave. And like it was.

[Madeline Phillips]

To be fair, it was also like the addition of being in a kitchen. Like, I didn't know where anything was. So literally to find anything, I had to open 10 drawers.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

And then I'd be like, where were the cups?

[Drew Phillips]

Like, wait, why was I in here? But yeah, it was A fun, fun time.

[Madeline Phillips]

Anyways, I was just thinking, it's crazy I didn't go to Yalls wedding. But also, I remember when I found out you were pregnant, I was like, oh, my God. It freaked me out because I was like, she's so young. This is crazy. And now I'm like, dude, you literally turned 26 in March. So, like, by the time Luna's only a year old, you're already 26. And then I was like, not that 26 is still so young.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

But now I feel like we're all getting to the age where it's like, like, damn, I'm not a kid. I literally, like, can't make excuses. Like, I'm in my mid-20s. Like, what am I talking about?

[Drew Phillips]

It's so weird, like, how like the biological clock just turned on one day. And it was also literally, like, meeting all of my nieces and nephews. Like, I was like, damn, I might one of these. And then I might want one of these. And then I met Luna and I was like, damn, I'm gonna have one of these one day. Like, this is crazy.

[Madeline Phillips]

One of these.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm gonna make an ugly ass baby.

[Steven]

I said I'd be your surrogate.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, that's my surrogate.

[Steven]

You just have to find a different donor. Yeah, like, well, technically, you could use my egg and then have part your DNA.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, that would be a vibe.

[Drew Phillips]

No, that would make like an incest baby. No, like, that would be a.

[Madeline Phillips]

She sang someone else. Like, somebody else is the man. I was like, no, it's like another man.

[Drew Phillips]

We're not doing that. No. Anya's carrying my baby girl.

[Madeline Phillips]

No.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, my wife is carrying my baby. Guys. My wife will carry my baby because of me.

[Madeline Phillips]

Come on.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, Right, Right. I don't know. The idea of having a kid is really scary. So we should move on to, like, fun stories.

[Drew Phillips]

Because now I'm thinking about, like, yeah, talk about me. Everybody talk about me.

[Madeline Phillips]

I'm supposed to just be like the fun aunt who like, buys my like.

[Drew Phillips]

No, that's like, kids and stuff.

[Madeline Phillips]

Things like, that's where I'm like, starting to teeter.

[Drew Phillips]

That's literally my take is like, I'm not meant to have kids. I'm meant to be the fun uncle that like, flies Maddox out to LA for a week. And then they're like, damn, like, why? How does he do that?

[Steven]

I want to live like a doofus.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Like all that shit. And then like, I every once in a while, like, come around for Christmas and I'm like, it's always. It's like, rich aunt. Like, that's the vibe I get.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, that's, like, the vibe I need to have is I just, like, pull up with something fun and give good vibes. And then when Luna's really pissed at you because you have to be, like, a parent, she can be like, oh, my God, like, my mom Drew is so much more fun.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, that's my position. I need to be. I need to be putting. Pitting women against each other. That's my position in this life.

[Drew Phillips]

Exactly. But so I had Madeline, like, years ago, like, when we first started the podcast, because I was like, well, I want Madeline on as a guest because we have a lot of experiences that I'm, like, too embarrassed to tell. But, like, Madeline probably. Actually, no, I tell everything. Like, I'm not embarrassed to say. But she developed this list, like, a year and a half ago of, like, just stories that she wanted to bring up.

[Steven]

I've been. It's titled if I'm ever on the podcast. So I have several stories. Do you want me to, like, give you clues and you tell me which one I should say?

[Drew Phillips]

I think you just happen to, like, the one you want to tell, and then I'll be like, oh, yeah.

[Steven]

Okay. This one's not, like, super crazy, but it just shows Drew's character whenever we were a kid, like, younger. So I don't know if you remember doing this, but I was gonna ask.

[Drew Phillips]

You if there's anything that I. Because I was literally gonna be like, also, like, I don't remember our childhood at all. So, like, please say anything, because, like, I need to, like, latch onto.

[Steven]

So funny that you said that, because I told Stephen I was like, I'm gonna make up, like, just some story that didn't even happen and gaslight you and be like, you don' I probably.

[Drew Phillips]

Would have been like, yeah, I do remember that. Yeah, I literally would have been like, no, I remember that.

[Steven]

But, yeah, no, I was gonna make up a story. Like, that was completely fabricated. Okay, so this one is whenever I think we were in, like, I guess it was third grade, and it was, like, going to Six Flags. We had to read, like, a bunch of books. And so what we did was got our, like, home library out and laid out all the books.

[Drew Phillips]

Remember this? I actually do remember.

[Steven]

All we had to do was write down the title, and then I think, like, maybe one little sentence about what the book was, and then our mom just had to sign off on it and say how long we read. I think we had to read like a certain amount of hours or something. So me and Drew on our countertop.

[Drew Phillips]

Had like 80 books, like the entire library.

[Steven]

And we changed pins. Like we were smart in like third grade. We changed like pin colors and like all this stuff, making it look like we had read it over the course of the last like three months or whatever it was.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Steven]

And then, yeah, we got free Six Flags tickets, but we never went.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Steven]

So we did all that work for nothing.

[Drew Phillips]

We were like little evil geniuses.

[Madeline Phillips]

Also. Like whoever looked at that and believed that y' all read that many books was actually highest.

[Drew Phillips]

We had like a. It was like the entire school year. Right. To like read that many books. And then we just didn't do it.

[Steven]

Until like it was like the week before. We were like, we want to go to Six Flags.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Steven]

Cuz it's due in a week.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. And I. I bet we're not the only person who did that.

[Steven]

But that's mom's character.

[Drew Phillips]

I was going to say mom came.

[Madeline Phillips]

Up, signing off on it.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, mom came up. No, she like, she rode hard for us. That was sick.

[Madeline Phillips]

I guess she wins too, because then she doesn't have to pay for six bucks tickets. Like, they're begging a family to scam in that moment. Like they're begging for it.

[Drew Phillips]

There were like a lot of little things that we would do. Like that. Like my. One of my favorite stories that I've like waited to tell since you've been on here was when we were like little and devious. Like we had our own little language. Like we were like twins. Like we would speak to each other. Like my mom always says. Like we would just say like gibberish, gibberish to each other. But it was like run to the, the bathroom and grab toothbrushes and then each throw them in the toilet and flush them. Like we just like knew to like do that, like through it from this language.

[Madeline Phillips]

Damn, you guys were so smart. You knew to do that.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, oh my gosh, we were genius. But one of my favorite stories ever is when we went to the refrigerator and grabbed a bunch of eggs.

[Steven]

I have that written down.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, yeah. Dude, it's so bad. We were so bad. We went to the refrigerator, grabbed a bunch of eggs. Eggs.

[Steven]

We were like three or two. Two or three.

[Madeline Phillips]

One of the two.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. And we like went upstairs and there was a bathroom, like detached from the.

[Steven]

We just moved in, by the way, to this brand new house that my parents are just.

[Drew Phillips]

It's the house you stayed at. Meteor night.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

And we went to this bathroom, and we, like, had run hot water, and we had these eggs in the sink. And I remember this vividly. Like, we had them in the sink, and we were. We were, like, actually, like, thinking we could hatch these eggs. And then I don't remember who threw. Who threw the first brick. Like, I don't know who threw the first stone, but someone had grabbed one of these eggs out of the sink and just, like, launched it at the mirror or at the wall or whatever. Yeah. And then we just. Both of us just started throwing eggs, like, all over this bathroom like the wallpaper.

[Madeline Phillips]

Dude, Spike, you got. Whoever, like, both of y' all got when you saw that first egg splatter against the window literally turned something animalistic calm, like, y' all turn into little monkeys. Monkeys, like, throwing around.

[Drew Phillips]

So we started with six, and it was like, a carton. Like, either a 12 or 18 set of eggs. But, like, we went down multiple times to grab more eggs.

[Steven]

And we just kept saying, we're hatching eggs.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, exactly. We would tell my mom, oh, we're just hatching eggs upstairs. And she's like, oh, that's, like, so cute. Like, that's really.

[Steven]

We're having so much fun.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. And then, like, eventually we got quiet. And, like, when a child gets quiet, that's when some bad is going down. And I think either we were just, like, bored of it, or we realized what we had done. Like, I don't know, but, like, I remember looking up and seeing, like, the wallpaper, like, peeling off the walls. Like, egg splatters all over, like, the drywall. Like, it was up. Like, we, like, literally caused, like, a war crime. Like, it was.

[Madeline Phillips]

I would not clean that. Like, I would literally let it dry off and, like, be just. That's the rotten egg bathroom.

[Drew Phillips]

Don't go in there. That's literally our boiler.

[Madeline Phillips]

Complaining that I don't want to.

[Drew Phillips]

But eventually, my mom and dad, like, knew something was going down. So they, Like. I don't remember how we got caught or, like, what happened, but I remember, like, they were livid. Like, I've never still, to this day, haven't seen them that angry before. Like, yeah, it was.

[Steven]

And then that. I think the reason why we remember it so much is because that was the first time we had ever been spanked. And I think the last time I had ever been spanked, Like, I.

[Drew Phillips]

We.

[Steven]

That's how mad they were. Like, they weren't spanking parents. And they sprayed. Thank us.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, I remember it was on the boat Flex. Yeah, it was on the bow. Flex. Like that TV ad, that, like, workout machine that was like rods. Like, we were like on a little bench.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Getting our ass banked. Like, it was.

[Madeline Phillips]

You were saying they had y' all doing a.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, they had us working out. My parents have made, like, our siblings, like, work out as punishment. Like, our older siblings were smoking cheetos and my dad was like, oh, since y' all want to smoke, like, y' all better train your lungs. And he made them run around our block like a hundred times. Like, driving next.

[Steven]

Running around the block several times smoking cheetos.

[Madeline Phillips]

Smoking a Tito. That is literally so funny.

[Drew Phillips]

But I like, I don't really. Ever since that moment, I was like a well behaved child or I was really, really good at hiding, being bad. Like, like me dissecting that snake, like, and then like looking at its insides and then sewing it back together.

[Madeline Phillips]

That's.

[Drew Phillips]

That's not real.

[Madeline Phillips]

If I found out, like, you actually did something like that, I genuinely don't know if I could live with anyone.

[Steven]

Serial killer be like, okay.

[Drew Phillips]

You were really okay. There is one thing that I did, and it was me and my buddy. And I'm not going to mention him by name, but we found a dead animal. No, I'm just with you. I'm just.

[Madeline Phillips]

I. I was like, what did you do to it? Yeah, no, no, also, that just reminded me there was this tick tock. Like, there's all these tiktoks that kids are asking their parents, like, oh, what would you do if I came home drunk? What would you do? Like, whatever. And the dad who the girl was like, what would you do if you saw me smoking, like, one of your cigarettes? And he was like, I'd make you smoke the whole pack.

[Drew Phillips]

Just deadpan.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, he's like, forced you to smoke the whole pack.

[Drew Phillips]

That would teach him a fucking lesson. Because, like, being Nick sick is crazy.

[Madeline Phillips]

Throw up everywhere. Like, yeah, I don't think kids are like. I was about to say, like, I don't think kids are smoking cigarettes anymore. It's literally because they're hitting pop bars. Yeah, I know.

[Drew Phillips]

They basically are the vape.

[Madeline Phillips]

The highlighter vapes.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah. I like, found like this. So I was like scrolling on tik tok and like, every once in a while I'll get like a mom tik tok. And I wonder if it's like from you sending me mom content or just me following you or like, whatever it is, but every once in a while and it'll be like a mom like, Freaking out over some that, like, doesn't even matter. Exactly. Exactly. Well, this was like. I was like, there is no way this is real. Because his mom was like, like, like, warning. Like, they're making highlighter vapes now.

[Steven]

That look like highlighter found in Luna's room, dude.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yes, but we. I mean, we gave it to her.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, she. But it's like the cool uncle and aunt vibe. Like, she just hits.

[Madeline Phillips]

If you're gonna do it, do it at home.

[Steven]

Yeah, the highlighter.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Steven]

Wondering where that highlighter came from.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, but we're gonna get her a pacifier one soon.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Passive guys were joking. We're joking. We're joking. We're joking. We're joking. We're joking.

[Madeline Phillips]

If anybody listen to that actually believe that we are giving an infant, like, beef beer and cigarette.

[Drew Phillips]

Someone would, like, someone psycho. Yeah, but she was, like, freaking out about this, like, highlighter vape. And I was like, there's no way this is real. Like, this is some, like, 4chan edit that. Like, someone made to, like, scare moms. Like, razor in the apple or like, cocaine in the candy.

[Madeline Phillips]

Candy.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, like cocaine.

[Madeline Phillips]

Chocolate ball.

[Drew Phillips]

Wait, why didn't they ever put cocaine in the pixie sticks? But that's the tea. But what they. I went to this website, and they are selling vapes that look exactly like highlighters that even have the cap that you put in your pencil bag when you're in high school and you can take it out and just, like, act like you're sucking on the tip of a highlighter.

[Steven]

That's literally just like, promoting to young people.

[Drew Phillips]

Exactly. That's.

[Steven]

That's why I want a highlighter with.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, I wanted to buy one just to be hitting on the podcast, cuz, like, how funny would it be? But no, literally, it is made for children. And that's what the mom was saying. She was like, like, okay, y' all aren't even trying anymore. Like, y' all tried it with the fruity flavors. Like, whatever. There's, like, you can say, like, some freak adult wants, like, a banana milkshake vape, like, whatever. But, like, now it's a whole ass, like, school utensil. And they. They had it on, like, on the website where it was like, sitting at your work desk. Like, who uses fucking highlighters other than high school?

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, grow the fuck up, bitch. Like, everybody uses their laptop and works from home if they're at a computer now, so they don't need a fucking highlighter Vape. And even if they did want to vape at work, Work. I don't think their boss is going to be like. Like, they will be inhaling the smoke. They're not blowing it out like kids do, where they just are like. Like, it's class. It's so crazy, too, because it's insane how greedy people are that you genuinely think it is okay to pass off something like that to a child.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, also, children don't have money, so I don't even understand what the. Like, what the whole market for that being opened up is. But I guess now kids have, like, their parents, Apple Pay, connected to their iPhones.

[Drew Phillips]

And first vape I ever tried to buy, it was like, when vapes first dropped. And, like, I was probably like, oh, you're 14? No, literally, I am.

[Steven]

Like, I was like, you were like, the first time I ever heard of Jewel was y' all.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, it was ordering it online. Older sibling to buy it.

[Steven]

That's another story is I found out. No, I found out it had nicotine in it. And I told mom. I was like, mom, you know that thing that Drew's hitting as nicotine in it?

[Drew Phillips]

Did she not think, well, this is what I was gonna say? So, yeah, I, Like, I had told my mom when I was 14. I was like, oh, there's these, like, water vapor sticks. Because I literally did. I thought they were water vapor. And, like, I asked her to order them online for me, and I was like, there's no nicotine in it. It's literally just water vapor. And, like, she, like, was about to do it, and she was like, no, I'm not buying you this. So then me and my friend hit up our friend's older brother and was like, can you take us to the gas station to buy a van, vape? And, like, it was so scary. It literally felt like my friend was getting abducted. Like, he was, like, texting me. He was like, I don't know where we're going. Like, I'm scared. It was all over, like, a vape. Like, he was like, he stole my money. Like, I don't know what we're doing. But he eventually ended up with the vape. And, like, he literally, like, was texting me like he was getting abducted. It was so funny, and I thought he was getting abducted. And I was like, what? It's funny now, but in the moment, we were like, holy.

[Madeline Phillips]

I know. In the moment, you were like, dude, my life is over. Yeah, I wanted a vape.

[Drew Phillips]

Literally. Literally. Well, we ended up getting it, and, like, we hid it in the closet, and we were like, like, smoking this Vape in the closet. And it didn't. It did not have nicotine in it. We got it with 0% nicotine. Cuz you had to. Like, it was this big thing. Cuz we didn't even want nicotine. Well, eventually we, like, got curious to try it, and then we tried nicotine. So the one mom thought I had didn't have nicotine. So I will die on that hill that I never lied to my mom, but she thought the vape I was hitting all the time was just like water vapor. And then, like, eventually Meline snitched on me.

[Steven]

Well, because I think I found out when on that tour that we were on. Yeah, I think I found out during then. And I was like, wait, that has nicotine in it. And I was like, mom, you just let him in. I was like, it has nicotine. And she's like, no, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. I was like, I'm pretty sure it does.

[Drew Phillips]

See, that's just like more testament to my character that I'm a liar.

[Steven]

That I am a pathological liar.

[Drew Phillips]

But I was going to say there was.

[Madeline Phillips]

I know.

[Drew Phillips]

Let me live.

[Steven]

He lies about things he doesn't even have to lie about.

[Madeline Phillips]

I know. And that's why he's a pathological liar. Like, he just does. It really is his first. Like, him and Josiah, their first instinct is to just lie about something and then later on be like, I don't know why I said that.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I'd be like, I. I just lied. Like it's a cool. Like it's cool to lie, y' all. No, but I was gonna say the one time mom got, like, really pissed about me about it, to me was me and Hunter bought a hookah. Like a mini hookah. And we shut the doors of my closet because we wanted to blow O's. Like, we wanted to practice like church bricks.

[Steven]

How old were you?

[Drew Phillips]

I don't. Literally, we were way too young. Hookah. And we were doing hookah smoke. And my mom was like, charcoal. Yeah, Literally the whole thing. And my mom came into my room and was like, oh, it smells like fruity in here. What is that? And I was like, oh, it's a candle. And she was like, no, it's not. And she opened the door and, like, smoke billowed out. And she's like, what are y' all doing in there? And we were smoking hookah.

[Madeline Phillips]

But did you do anything bad as a kid? I feel like you were like such a tame child.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, she was.

[Steven]

So is a loser.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

No. So you were the normal one. He was just.

[Drew Phillips]

I did. I did enough. Bad for the both of us.

[Steven]

I actually did not find out about a bunch of the stuff that Drew did in high school and middle school or whatever until we were probably, like, 22. Like, I was so oblivious to everything. I didn't even know what weed was until I was, like, 21.

[Madeline Phillips]

That is so insane.

[Steven]

I think my first alcohol drink I ever had, I was 18 or 19, and it was whenever we were in Montreal and it was legal. Like, I could actually get it. Like, yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

That is so insane. Yeah, I was kind of on the same tip. I literally didn't do anything bad until I met Drew. Like, I was fully, like, normal. Like, I. I was like, anti weed. I was, like, anti drinking underage. Like, the most I had, like, interacted with alcohol was, like, when I was, like, like, 16, and my parents were like, have a sip. Like, go ahead. See what it tastes like. Like, that was my. Like, the most I did because I didn't go to parties. Like, I wasn't allowed to, like, go out and stuff. And then I met this motherfucker and literally, like, immediately was getting high and, like, like, drinking, like, all the time.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Everyone was always like, drew, your friends suck. Like, you need to drop those people, like, growing up. And, like, they didn't know that it was me corrupting these people. Like, I was the one.

[Steven]

Like, you got your work done. You got school done. You hit it so well. Like, it's scary almost.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm good.

[Madeline Phillips]

Well, I feel like until, like, two years ago, there was so much that he had, like, and I lived with him for five years, so, like, this can hide something. Like, it's insane.

[Drew Phillips]

Good at it.

[Madeline Phillips]

I feel like I'm the complete opposite. Like, I need to walk into a room and immediately announce everything I'm doing comes from.

[Steven]

He's so good at it.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I just practice all the time. No, I don't even think I'm lying half the time. I'm just not telling y' all things. Like, it's not even that I'm lying. It's just, like, I'm holding things back. But I have a question for both of y' all. So y' all had baby Luna, right? How the did y' all get pregnant if. Because Steven's not allowed to do s with you. Like, because I'm gonna beat you up. I've never.

[Steven]

I'm the Virgin Mary.

[Drew Phillips]

You are. So Luna is Jesus Christ.

[Madeline Phillips]

Luna does serve Jesus. Like, if you look into her eyes, like, there's Something very. Yeah, she's got some spiritual energy to her. I can't wait for her to curse. Oh, that's like, the most fun thing ever.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, she flipped off the camera the other day.

[Steven]

Yeah, we actually say we can't wait to be like, go tell. Say, like, go tell. Go tell.

[Madeline Phillips]

Dad.

[Drew Phillips]

That was the first time ever Cussed.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

You were, like, scared to do it. You, like, got nervous.

[Steven]

I realized what story I was about to tell, and then I was like, wait. Spoiler alert. I do cuss. But on the end, I do cuss.

[Drew Phillips]

Wait, this is your. This is your Miranda Cosgrove art. Spoiler alert. I do cuss. I actually, like. What's your favorite. What's your favorite cuss word?

[Steven]

Fuck.

[Drew Phillips]

But what is your favorite cuss word?

[Steven]

I don't know.

[Drew Phillips]

Madeline says motherfucker. Yeah, you do. You say motherfucker.

[Steven]

So on the Internet, like, somehow I'm really good at hiding it. Like, our parents let us cuss at home. Like, even when we were, like, 10, like, it was demons, but they knew we knew what setting we were allowed to. So if we were at church, we can't do that. If we were at school, if we were in front of other adults, like, it was only a household thing. So for some reason, when I'm on camera, if I'm live streaming or whatever, I literally don't cuss. Like, I can still do that.

[Drew Phillips]

Not me.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, I literally wish I had self control, but I will curse every other word.

[Drew Phillips]

It's embarrassing the amount of times I say literally, like. And, like, it's. It's so bizarre part. It's really strange. But, yeah, it's also really crazy that you don't cuss on camera. Because we live like, Madeline, if you don't know, like, has more followers than I do. Like, it's. It's, like, crazy. She lives on, like, the complete opposite side of the Internet, but it's just, like, there's zero crossover. But we're like twins. It's so.

[Steven]

So every time you're in a video, they're like, that's Drew Phillips.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, you know Drew. Like, and it's. Yeah, it's so, so bizarre that, like.

[Steven]

I'm like, he's my twin.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. That we're twins. And everyone like, wait, what the. Like, y' all are twins?

[Madeline Phillips]

It's probably even more confusing now that you have, like, the last name Lloyd. People are just like, why is Drew Phillips in this? So what is he doing?

[Drew Phillips]

I mean, my favorite trend ever right now is, like, clipping me in the background of other people's videos and saying that they were being stalked. Yeah. And, like, they did a video of me in the car, like, or I was in the background of a video they did in the car, and, like, someone clipped it and made, like, like, this really funny edit that, like, reached.

[Steven]

Outside of like, 3 million views.

[Drew Phillips]

That, like, reached outside of even, like, our audience and their following.

[Steven]

Like, wait, what? What's going on? I'm so confused.

[Madeline Phillips]

And they were, like, going, are they okay?

[Drew Phillips]

They were going to, like, the original video and commenting like, I'm here from the other video. Like, what is this? What is this?

[Steven]

Do you know? He's back.

[Madeline Phillips]

All you have to put is that, like, sound on any video, and it literally, like, DNA, like, something in our genetic trauma. Our brains are just like, run, run.

[Drew Phillips]

A case that doesn't sit right with me. And it's literally just clips. But. Yeah. Do you have any other funny stories?

[Madeline Phillips]

Let me had a question, though, because when y' all started the Internet on, like, separate, of course, because y' all were both doing you now. Were you ever in each other's, like, live streams and stuff? Like, did you make it very clear y' all were siblings?

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

And then over time, it just.

[Steven]

So originally, Drew was on you now first, but I kind of, like, took it over because I loved it so much. But I would only be in Drew's live streams. And I still remember the first time that I went live, like, by myself, and I had, like, I don't know, like 30 viewers or whatever, and they were all Drew's followers. But yeah, no, we. I would say mainly it was all Drew's, like, people that were following. But yeah, no, they knew. But then I, like, took over you.

[Drew Phillips]

Now she was doing like. Like, she went live every single day on you now for like 700 days.

[Steven]

In a row or something in a row. Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

And she. At least a thousand.

[Steven]

I would do at least 10 minutes a day. And, like, sometimes I'd go live like three times a day for like an hour at a time.

[Drew Phillips]

She was like, I was heavily addicted. And then. And then also she would do like, you were like the inventor basically of like 24 hours sleep streams. Like, she would literally, like, sleep on stream.

[Steven]

I wouldn't sleep. I would set a timer. I would do 24 hour broadcast, and we would take a three minute, like, break for everybody else to sleep who was also in it. So I would sleep for three hours and set an alarm. Yeah, but, like, I would do stuff for 24 hours. I did, like, probably four of those.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

That is so insane.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. We would like blow up cakes in the front because of you.

[Madeline Phillips]

We have Fousey tube. Yeah. It's 24 hour everyday live being a fucking insane person. Literally that's what you should tap into. But like have Luna did.

[Drew Phillips]

We like predict his comeback by saying.

[Madeline Phillips]

You made me want to kill myself.

[Drew Phillips]

We reference that all the time. And he like rose from the dead.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, we called him. It's like when you go in the bathroom, you say Bloody Mary three times. That's what you did with Fousey Tube. Fousy.

[Drew Phillips]

But yeah. The one, the two stories I thought of that I thought you were going to tell was like when I like was passing out and then I had the constipation night. Those two nights in a row, like have that. Yeah, those were. They thought I was like faking it. They thought I was like jealous of the bond that they were forming. And I was like, no, I'm sleeping.

[Steven]

In my room that night. Cuz I think I was having two.

[Drew Phillips]

Nights in a row.

[Steven]

Yeah. Think he knows too. I was jealous.

[Madeline Phillips]

Something's wrong with you. I think I was having jealous.

[Steven]

I was having like a rough night or something. I was going through my depression without knowing I actually had depression. So anyway, my mom was sleeping in my room with me that night.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, depression isn't real, babe.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, look, you're doing it and you're so happy now.

[Steven]

I'm on medication now, but so Drew, he all of a sudden me and my mom are sleeping and all of a sudden it's like probably, I would say like one in the morning. Like I might forget the story a little bit, but it was late. And all of a sudden we hear boom. Like on my door. And Drew's army crawling into my room.

[Madeline Phillips]

And he's going, oh.

[Steven]

And me and my mom were like, what are you doing? He was like, I'm dying, I'm dying.

[Drew Phillips]

And we're like, he thought I was dying, y' all. I had taken, taken a full like grown ass man, 250 pound man dose of Trazodone. Like he even cuts it in half. And my dad gave it to me because I was like, I'm having trouble sleeping. And I took that full dose and then on top of that I took like another sleeping pill. Like a Lyrica or something. So I was like two sleeping pills deep and I was like literally overdosing. Like I was like passing out. Oh, well, I did that twice, two nights in a row because I also army crawled the second night.

[Steven]

So Maybe that's, like, what it was was, like, picture of the two.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't know what it was, but.

[Steven]

This was the laxative night. And you were like, I'm dying. And we're like, what? And so finally, you're like, yeah, I don't care. And you, like, left. And so finally, my mom got up because we had just, like, woken up or whatever and goes in there, and Drew, like, has his door shut, and he's, like, screaming.

[Drew Phillips]

It was the most pain I have ever been in in my entire. I was pissing blood. Like, my body was rejecting these laxatives. I was pissing.

[Steven]

Once my mom found out that he had taken, like, way too much, that's when she was like, okay, I need to be a mom. Like, I need to tend to Drew. But at first, we were just like, what are you?

[Madeline Phillips]

It's also hard because you're so dramatic. Like, you are so naturally dramatic that it's hard to understand if you're just being annoying or if you mean it. And that's why I will never know the day he actually becomes schizophrenic. I won't know, because he likes to just, like, say things and be annoying. Like, anytime Drew is, like, actually going through an emotion, emotional, like, trouble. I can't tell until, like, it's three months have passed. I'm like, damn.

[Steven]

Okay.

[Madeline Phillips]

He's, like, still mentioning it, so it might be real. Like, I. I literally can't tell. Like, because every other day, you're just, like, out of boredom. We'll be like, yeah, I, like, take my life, and nobody, like, wants to talk to me anymore, so it's just, like, weird. And then we're like, all right, do you need help? But you're like, no, it's okay. It's just, like, I'm just gonna be silent, like I always am, and I'll figure it out by myself. And we're like. We literally. I know. Like, are you being real? Like, I'm playing Fortnite. Like, are you being serious? Like, I don't want to tap out of my game.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, no, it's fucked up. I literally. No, I just. Sometimes I am seriously, like, saying that, but the other times, I'm literally just making a joke.

[Madeline Phillips]

I know.

[Steven]

And that's why no one.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I guess you literally did just say that. Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Because, like, no matter what your behavior. That's the problem is your behavior doesn't change. Like, you will always be in that damn room on your phone. So there's no telling if it's from depression or if it's just like you doing your life the way you do it, which is like sitting on your phone.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. My mom forced me to eat a salad today. She's like, you've eaten like this whole time, you're not eating anything and you need a salad.

[Steven]

Dying again earlier. And my mom was like, it's cuz he hasn't eaten anything good. He didn't eat yesterday until like 11pm.

[Drew Phillips]

And I ate the out of that wing. Stop too.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like that's what he does though. He literally like goes through his day. He's like, I'm dying. I don't know what's wrong with me. Guys, help me. And then what will like eat the nastiest ever. And then when he does eat in the daytime, he eats the nastiest ever. Like he'll eat like Jack while the sun is out and then be like, well, I don't know why I need to go to sleep. And it's like, yeah, it's because you're literally like destroying your stomach lining.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Yeah, right. Why I'm constipated all the time. I wonder why my stomach so bad.

[Madeline Phillips]

No, literally.

[Drew Phillips]

It'S up. I eat for four days in a row. Don't put that.

[Madeline Phillips]

You don't eat anything greasy green for like.

[Drew Phillips]

And you know what's crazy? Because I ate that salad and I immediately. Well, like I had a healthy.

[Madeline Phillips]

You have like no fiber going into your body. It's literally like all like processed meat.

[Steven]

Yeah. Also not to mention you were like, okay, we have food in this cabinet. And it was like talkies, popcorn. It was ruffles also.

[Madeline Phillips]

Only. Yeah, only hot chips. Like no, like not hot chips.

[Steven]

And then like Slim Jims and like something else. Maybe bread. And I think that bread was.

[Madeline Phillips]

That was my bread.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, yeah, everything you forgot to Reese's take five.

[Steven]

Oh yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Crucially so insane. At least you started drinking water. Kind of.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Oh, I be drinking water. I drink the out of water. I love water Now.

[Madeline Phillips]

Now I love water. I've changed.

[Drew Phillips]

But yeah, there was the next night I took the trazodone and the sleeping pill and I like stood up out of bed and like coll like literally fainted into this pile of trash next to my fish tank. And I woke up like a few minutes later and I was like, my body was buzzing. I felt really hot and cold and I was like, like out of it. And I looked at the TV and I knew how much time was passed cuz my show. And like I was like, dude, whoa. I Was out for a minute, like what is going on with me? And then like I stood up from that trash can and I'm like, I'm not dying in a pile of garbage. Like that's not it. Like that's literally so embarrassing. So I stood up again and I start walking down the hallway in my bedroom and I fall straight back, like pass out again. And I bite through my tongue and my tongue is bleeding and I drill the back of my head and I feel my head hit and I'm out like again for like 30 more seconds. And I'm like, oh. Like I'm actually like going like this is. This is it, like this is it. And so, so like I'm like, but I can't walk. Which I actually commend myself for that. I figured out like I have to crawl because I was so out of it. And I'm like crawling and like when I get to my door, I can't reach my doorknob. And then I like pass out again like in front of my door. And then I open my door and I'm crawling through the hall. And then I just like throw my body like into my sister's door because it never like shut all the way. And I like plopped on the ground and I was like, help, help, call an ambulance. And my mom was like, do you actually want me to call you ambulance? And I was like, I'll just die here. And then I like slept. And this was when I was like terrified of my body. Like I hated my body like so much. And I. And like I really like was so afraid of dying that like I didn't even show myself shirtless around my family. Like I hated my body. And I like went into like my sister's room. That was the first time y' all had ever seen me shirtless, I think like as a grown ass man. And like that's when I was like, oh, this is real. And then I was like, no, I'll just down the floor. It's like whatever. And I was so sad falling asleep cuz I was like, they're going to find my body stiff.

[Steven]

Like they didn't write letters.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, literally. But then I woke up and went to school the next day.

[Madeline Phillips]

So that was on a school night?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, both of them were on a school night. Yeah, the laxative was on a school night. And the next day, and I was such like a nerd about school that like I overdosed on laxatives, was up till 4am that I still woke up at like 6am and went to school and sat in the parking lot and did my homework in the parking lot. And like, same with the, like Trazado Night. Like, I, I, the one thing about me, like growing up was like, I was going to get my schoolwork done by any means necessary. But anyways, I was not.

[Madeline Phillips]

I give a. Yeah, I really did not give a.

[Drew Phillips]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Madeline Phillips]

Also, you're giving Luigi right now thank you way.

[Steven]

I have two that are like top tier and I don't know which one you want me to say, but I.

[Drew Phillips]

Literally do look like Ouiji.

[Steven]

See? Yeah, you actually do. Do you want me to say the pill one?

[Drew Phillips]

Yes.

[Madeline Phillips]

Wait, let me.

[Drew Phillips]

Yes.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, wait. I also have a funny ass picture to show y' all and it's.

[Drew Phillips]

This one is so bad. I, I've already told it before, but you tell, tell it from your perspective.

[Madeline Phillips]

Okay. Just sent a funny video in the group chat and it was yesterday when, when we got out of the movie. You know how some people live above the grove and stuff? This man was literally, like standing above this plaza in his underwear on the phone. And we were like, what the hell? Like, he's standing there. There's like so many people around here. But that's it. That's gonna get cut, cuz I don't know why I had to say that.

[Steven]

All right, okay, so we were probably, probably like 14 or something. I, I honestly I don't remember. But me, my dad and my brother were in the car and we're just driving back from somewhere and me and my dad ganged up on Drew and.

[Drew Phillips]

Like we always did, per usual. They still do. They all attack me. Steven sees it.

[Steven]

But honestly, like, it just kind of depends who gets made fun of that day.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, yeah, there, there's always one. Yeah, there's one target. Always.

[Steven]

I feel like it's always dad with somebody else. Switch it with dad. He gets super sensitive. Yeah, he gets so sensitive of. But so Drew, we're like ganging up on him. Whatever. I don't even remember what we said, to be honest, but he goes inside and he goes, I'm gonna kill myself. And me and my dad were like, like, whatever. Because he's so dramatic. Okay.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I don't blame them.

[Steven]

Well, then he goes, like, running up the stairs. We come in and then I was.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, had cyberbully already come out probably. Yeah, you were taking notes, like, and share. Take notes.

[Steven]

Take notes. So then I was like, maybe I should go check on him because it had been like five minutes and no one, like, went up There to go make sure you weren't like crying or whatever. And so I went up there and I come in and Drew has pills in his hand. And he like looks up at me and I was like, how long were.

[Madeline Phillips]

You sitting there like waiting?

[Drew Phillips]

I was waiting. I was dead as it was.

[Steven]

No one cares about.

[Drew Phillips]

I was dead as a way.

[Madeline Phillips]

He was waiting so long. He moved to like an edge where you could like hold his arm up.

[Drew Phillips]

With something straight up. I was waiting for them to catch coming up. And then you're like, yeah, no, like straight up. I was like, oh. Like I want them to know how bad they hurt me. I'm gonna sit here with a pile of pills in my hand. Like I was about to take them.

[Steven]

So I went and got my mom and I think my mom. Mom confiscated the pills. I don't even know what it was probably like freaking.

[Drew Phillips]

It was probably Advil or some.

[Madeline Phillips]

It's always the Advil. It's always like, yeah, an Advil or a Tylenol. It's like, you're done. You guys are freaking me out.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh yeah.

[Steven]

But no, I was like, I definitely should go probably check on him because he was. He was pretty sad.

[Drew Phillips]

One thing about Meline is she is a very sympathetic person. And like she makes.

[Madeline Phillips]

A second ago in that story she was pushing you to sue, but she.

[Drew Phillips]

Was the one that checked on me.

[Madeline Phillips]

So true. It's.

[Drew Phillips]

It's a like Stockholm syndrome thing.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah, yeah. You have to build up the trust in that way.

[Drew Phillips]

No, Meline makes sure everybody's okay. It's lit.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Not me. It's like awkward like.

[Steven]

And yeah. How are you about the coffee earlier?

[Madeline Phillips]

I'm still sticky. I'm not kidding. Like that's why I went to the bathroom for a second. Cuz I'm like still sticky. I don't know if you notice, I keep like touching my arm. It's cuz I'm literally sticky. Before we started this episode. Episode, I had my coffee sitting here and I was moving things around because we film in our stupid kitchen. So we have to move everything every time we film. And my whole cup of coffee just fell onto the ground.

[Steven]

It exploded everywhere.

[Drew Phillips]

It ruined all the books and the CDs. It was everywhere.

[Steven]

Counteracted it trying to catch it. And then it like made the cup like go higher and just. It went all over the walls.

[Madeline Phillips]

It was so bad.

[Drew Phillips]

Like we were about to start recording too, but.

[Madeline Phillips]

And I did tear up. And if it was 3pm I probably would have committed suicide.

[Drew Phillips]

Hello. We'll insert Those videos.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, look at her. Oh, hello. Oh, she is the cutest baby ever.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, what the hell is this?

[Steven]

Did you wake up?

[Drew Phillips]

She's dying.

[Steven]

Did you wake up? Do you love Inya? Hello, baby kins.

[Madeline Phillips]

She is the cutest baby ever. Hi. Hi, little girl. Hi, Mom.

[Drew Phillips]

Come say hi.

[Steven]

She's the babysitter. Where.

[Madeline Phillips]

Where do I get to be on camera? Should I let her put my finger in her mouth? She has some coffee and gets a caffeine addiction. Really? Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Gets it. Really? But, yeah, she's.

[Madeline Phillips]

She is the cutest baby on the planet, man.

[Drew Phillips]

We were just telling the story about how, like, going to kill myself and you confiscated those pills for me.

[Steven]

Confiscated what? The pills.

[Madeline Phillips]

Was that a common occurrence for Drew?

[Steven]

I was just thinking, yes, he was a little bit scary for about two years.

[Drew Phillips]

With the headphones.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

So.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, were you gonna tell that one?

[Steven]

Yeah. Okay.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, my God, she's the cutest.

[Steven]

We're again, we mess with Drew so much, but it was probably around, like, 14, 15. Drew had some, like, super scary headphones on that were, like, $3 sketchy Bluetooth.

[Drew Phillips]

It was like, the first Bluetooth headset ever made.

[Steven]

So he connected him to his phone, and all of a sudden he, like, screamed real loud, and it almost happened again.

[Madeline Phillips]

Okay. Yeah. So scary headphones.

[Steven]

Yeah. So all of a sudden, he, like, screams real loud and hits the headphones out, and he, like, starts, oh, my God, my ears are ringing. My ears are ringing. He's like.

[Madeline Phillips]

You know what's funny is he's literally done this recently. We went to a concert, and for two weeks in a row, he's like, my ears are so ringing. I don't know what's happening. I think I'm probably gonna go dead.

[Drew Phillips]

This one still is. It's just. But I figured out it's like, I think I have, like, a small ear canal.

[Steven]

Oh, right.

[Madeline Phillips]

Okay. And he figured that out by himself?

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Okay, so his ears are ringing.

[Steven]

His ears are ringing. He's freaking out. So he goes into the bathroom. Well, my friend is there, and so it's my mom.

[Drew Phillips]

Who was it?

[Steven]

Sarah. Okay, so it's me, Sarah, my mom.

[Drew Phillips]

Or mom, my first kiss.

[Steven]

Yeah. And so we are still the face you made. Have you told that story?

[Drew Phillips]

No. Hell, no. I think I did.

[Steven]

Okay, Luna.

[Madeline Phillips]

Luna's attacking everything.

[Drew Phillips]

It's pretty. It's pretty terrible, Mom.

[Steven]

There we go. Cast the baby off.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, she's the happiest baby ever.

[Steven]

Yay. So Drew's freaking out. He's in the bathroom, and me and Sarah and Mom were like, it would be funny to convince him that he went dead. And so we muted the TV really quick, and he comes out, and we're all, like, mouthing, going, troll droop.

[Drew Phillips]

Are you okay?

[Steven]

Like, we're all, like, mouthing, and we're, like, muffled laughing. And so he starts freaking out.

[Drew Phillips]

I literally start. Oh.

[Madeline Phillips]

Did you fully believe it?

[Drew Phillips]

Yes.

[Steven]

He started crying, like, freaking out, and he just thought, like. Because, like, the muffled laughing and stuff like that, that's what convinced him that he was deaf.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like.

[Steven]

Because he obviously doesn't know what it, like, feels like or sounds like, I guess. But, yeah, that was really funny.

[Drew Phillips]

They electrocuted me. They, like, electrocuted the insides of my ear. It was up, and my ears were, like, ringing and, like, was like. And I was like, I don't think.

[Steven]

You were, like, fully a part of it, but you were definitely there letting it happen.

[Drew Phillips]

But no, she was. She was a part of it. She was, like, mouthing words, too.

[Steven]

I'm the one that said, drew, it's okay. Yeah, because Drew also, he was talking out loud, but he thought it was just, like, in his head, so he didn't realize that he was, like, hearing himself.

[Madeline Phillips]

He thought, stupid.

[Drew Phillips]

It was so weird.

[Steven]

You were too old to be believing.

[Drew Phillips]

That it was up. And I cried. I literally cried.

[Madeline Phillips]

That's when we started feeling bad.

[Steven]

We're like, okay, Drew, it's okay. We're, like, turning on the tv. We're like, drew, we promise.

[Drew Phillips]

You can hear.

[Madeline Phillips]

It's back. It's back. You're hearing us back?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Literally. Literally.

[Madeline Phillips]

Look at her just looking around.

[Drew Phillips]

Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. I wish.

[Madeline Phillips]

I's so distracting. Like, I can't be in a room with her without just being like.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, baby, you know what my favorite story of you is ever? Meline is like. It's so mean. And I. I've told it before, and we just talked about it, but, like, when you have, like, you had, like, airy arms.

[Steven]

I still do. I am very hairy. I hope Luna gets her death.

[Drew Phillips]

E. Girls need to cut that off.

[Madeline Phillips]

We're going to get her a laser away contract by the time she's, like, seven. So we'll start lasering her.

[Drew Phillips]

I was like. We were, like, 6 years old, 7 years old or something. And, like, Madeline had hairy arms. So we would call her, like, Chewbacca.

[Steven]

And all of my brothers, every single one of them. Y' all are supposed to be protecting me, building up confidence.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, no, we called her, like, Chewbacca and my mom actually like, let her shave her.

[Steven]

Yeah, she would let me shave my legs and arms in, like, third grade.

[Madeline Phillips]

But my favorite damn hairy ass bees.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, my favorite, favorite, favorite thing we ever did was there's this picture of the ugly monkey girl. Like, I don't. Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's the funniest thing ever.

[Steven]

It was like, that was early Internet days.

[Drew Phillips]

It was like, earlier OG OG Internet. Internet days. But we. We would say that that was Madeline, and, like, we would put that as, like, the screen saver and be like, family photo. Like, we. It was. It was everywhere. Like, and we would just say that was Madeline all the time. And, like, we would just bully the out of her with it.

[Madeline Phillips]

I'm like, that's so mean. As if I didn't do that to my siblings. I was like, the meanest big sister ever. Like, I was literally. When people talk about, like, their big sister being a. I was that, like, I was. Was so mean. My little sister, I will never forget, she wanted to be a singer so bad when she was younger. And one time we were standing, like, walking around my radio while Halo was playing, and I heard her sing, and I literally paused, and I was like, you seriously think you're gonna be a singer when you sound like, like, what are we talking about? And I was like, sing the song. Sing it. Song. Like, sing it. And then she, like, goes to sing. And I was like, oh, oh, my God. Yeah, you need to figure something else out.

[Drew Phillips]

They did that to me too.

[Steven]

Like, well, no, that was the complete opposite. I think dad said, dre.

[Madeline Phillips]

I was. Tell the kid they have a good voice, cuz they'll literally, like. Like, they won't shut the up.

[Steven]

We were in the car. My dad was like, hey, Drew, you actually have, like, a decent voice. And ever since then, for like a year straight, Drew would be like.

[Madeline Phillips]

We just scared her so bad.

[Drew Phillips]

I would intentionally do it too. I would like, hello, girl. What up? She has something to say.

[Steven]

She's still so sleepy.

[Madeline Phillips]

So cute. But do you think she's gonna sleep the plane ride?

[Steven]

Oh, I hope so. She did come in here. Yeah.

[Madeline Phillips]

Dude, that is so funny. Oh, also with the monkey thing, my little brother became really terrified of monkeys. So then we would put his iPad screen saver as a monkey, and like, like, when he went to the kitchen to get a snack, we'd be like. And we'd make it, and he would go to turn around and be like. And like, throw his iPad and be like, like, literally run away from it. And we're like, what? And we're like, this, this. And then we would literally chase him with the iPad, like behind his ass.

[Steven]

Speaking of chasing, I was going to say this chased me with a knife before.

[Drew Phillips]

We were at my grandma's house and we were watching this show, Billy and Mandy, with the grim reaper in it. And this is her parents and we were like spending the night there and they had made us cowboy coffee. And like, we were kind of tweaking off the coffee a little bit.

[Steven]

Cowboy coffee was literally milk with a splash of coffee. Like, nothing crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

We were tweaking off the caffeine for sure. And I don't know what started this, but me and Adeline started five fighting. And I was like, I was like, okay, I'm gonna have to kill this. Like, I'm gonna have to kill her. So I grab a knife and I start chasing her. I wasn't actually gonna stab you, but like, I was chasing you around the house like this with the knife. And then heard dad, my grandpa, like, grabbed me by my wrist and was like, stop that now. Like, he was pissed.

[Steven]

We've never seen him mad.

[Madeline Phillips]

He's never been watching a child bear a knife to kill his sibling.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, he was pissed. He was a very religious man and he was pissed that we were watching Billy, Mandy. He was like, it's this show, it's this show. It's the devil show. And he turned it off.

[Steven]

And like, we were sad cuz we wanted to watch it.

[Madeline Phillips]

You're either the child who attempted to stab your sibling or you were the one who got chased. And I've been on both ends. Like, I've.

[Drew Phillips]

One time you've tried to kill me before.

[Madeline Phillips]

I've never chased my sibling with a knife. But like, I remember vividly one time my siblings were like, cornering me for some reason. I don't remember what it was I did, but they were both pissed at me. And like, so it was like my older sibling and my younger sibling who I'm like three years apart by each. I don't know what the it was that I did, but we were in the kitchen and my kitchen was like this almost like hallway. It was like a longer kitchen than a wider kitchen. And I literally went in there and I was like, leave me alone. And I grabbed the knife. I was like, I'm gonna kill you. Get away. Like, and I just remember screaming at them and they were both like, oh, oh, wow, okay. And they just like left me alone. And then one time my little sister got so pissed at me. We had to have been, like, I was 10 and she was 7. Like, we were really young, and my dad has always done construction, so we had these, like, long, like, sharp pipes, like rods in the backyard. Because he was building someone a fence that week or something, so he had them, like, laid out in a pile. And me and my sister were playing. And I remember. Remember, like, I was on the swing set, like, the wood part of it, holding on to there, like, talking to her. And I think we got into an argument over something, and she literally went and grabbed one of the pipes and came up to me. She was like, if you get down, I'm gonna kill you. Like, I was like, I was just sitting up there. And I remember as young as 10, she's always had, like, blue hazel eyes. And in that moment, I swore to God, her eyes turned black. Like, I genuinely thought she was gonna kill me. Like, I was like, I saw a demon for the first time, time in the flesh, and it was my sister.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, I literally was so scared about that. You literally said you thought she was.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, I thought she was actually going to kill me. Like, I had never seen a human that mad in my life. And then she, like, freaked herself out and, like, threw it down, and she was like, I hate you, and ran away. And I was just like, oh, my God. I just survived. I just survived a killer. Like, I literally survived.

[Drew Phillips]

The last thing I'll say, and then we can go into media and then just move on. But was when you. I don't remember the context of it, but when I Frisbee that hanger at you and it.

[Steven]

No, what happened was we were again at our mama and granddad's, and I was sleeping on the.

[Drew Phillips]

No, I didn't. I did. I Frisbee the hanger at you at our house, too.

[Steven]

Oh, okay.

[Drew Phillips]

But I remember this.

[Steven]

I remember is I was sleeping, and we were old. We were probably, like, 16, 17 at this point. And I'm just, like, sleeping with my neck up. And Drew comes over, over and hits me. Right?

[Drew Phillips]

Like, you know, like karate.

[Steven]

Yeah. And I could not breathe for. I'm not kidding you, like, a minute and a half.

[Drew Phillips]

It was so scary.

[Steven]

And Drew was just, like, freaking out.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm like, I was so scared. I was like, oh, my God, I just killed my sister. I was like, oh, wow. But I also did the same thing. It forced me to hang. And I think it hit either between your eyes or under in your throat. Like, I don't remember what it was, but the same thing happened. But you said you remember that hanger?

[Madeline Phillips]

I. You. Y' all were upstairs. But I just remember being upset. Like, that's it. Just anger. Well, one time I shot my brother in the face with a BB gun. But it was like so far away and I didn't think I had that good of aim. And my badass little. No, that hurt the out of him. His cheek was so red and I didn't think I could aim that far. And my badass little cousin had given me this BB gun. And my brother was across the room watching Naruto toe. And I like, just remember pointing it. And I was like, there's no way I hit him in the head. And I like, wanted to hit him in the head and I shot it. And literally he just goes like, yelled the loudest I've ever done yell. And he like looks at me and he starts running after me. I literally ran and I hid. And like, you know, the big plastic, like, kitty stuff, like the truck, like the little trucks. My cousins had a big, like play toy box thing. And I literally went and hid in the there for like 30 minutes.

[Drew Phillips]

And like, with the spiders, that could.

[Steven]

Have like taken his eye out or something.

[Madeline Phillips]

I know literally I could have made him blind. And I was hiding for so long. And he went, yeah, he went and told everybody and everybody was looking for me. And I was like, I hope I just died here. I hope I just died here. Like, I was like, I'm going to get my ass whooped. I'm so scared.

[Steven]

Like, speaking of hiding, when we were in kindergarten, we had just had the talk about 911 and like, if you're ever in a bad situation, call 911. One we went home that day after the assembly and called 911 and hung up really quick. Okay, cool, whatever. We were like, okay, we got away with it. Like, this is.

[Madeline Phillips]

That was fun.

[Drew Phillips]

That was fun.

[Steven]

And we all of a sudden start hearing, like knocking at the door. And we were terrified. We're like, oh, my God. So we hid under our parents bed and we're like under there and we hear like police officers walking around and like, like all this stuff. And me and Drew were like petrified, like, shaking under the bed.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, we were freaking.

[Steven]

They like, had us, like, come out and they were like, talking to us. And I just remember being like, so terrified of like, we were gonna get so much dude, every.

[Madeline Phillips]

That was the worst thing they could have done is teach children how to call 911. Because one, we didn't own phones yet.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, yeah, it was.

[Madeline Phillips]

We in any Point of danger. Like, of course kids need to know that. But like all it did is I feel like every kid went through a phase of with their cousins and their siblings calling 911. I did that shit so many times. Like, I vividly remember there was a Dorothy. Like the Dorothy toys were at Burger King or something. We had just come home from Burger King and I was sitting in the front and I like, was just bored. I did it solo. I was bored as fuck. And I just went up and I called it and she was like, hello operator? I was like. And then I just hung up and I went and sat back at the front door. And I think subconsciously I was like, I want to see if they actually show up. And then I just sat there playing and the police showed up. My mom went to the door and she like looked down at me. She's like, did you call the police? And I was like, just like, no, no, no, I didn't. And she was like, who called the police? And I was like, how do you call the police? And I remember I just like acted like I didn't know what was happening. And like I was confused and I fully got away with it. And like nobody knew that I did it. But my siblings were sleeping, so obviously it was me. And I think my mom just looked at me and she's like, whatever, go keep play.

[Drew Phillips]

Whatever she did. Bad. Yeah, the for real. The last thing I'll say cuz we got to go take y' all to the airport was Jan Silent Bob the song. So we had a DirecTV worker over and my.

[Steven]

We're like three just learning how to talk and like be good at talking.

[Drew Phillips]

So, so young. And my parents or my dad loved the Jay and Silent Bob movie if you know. And there's this song in there called like, I. I don't want to say it in front of her, but it's like basically like.

[Steven]

Smoking weed.

[Drew Phillips]

And you were proud of us. Well, the DirecTV worker came over and I remember mom saying, do it.

[Steven]

Say, say it. Like do the thing by your door. I remember being by yalls like bedroom.

[Drew Phillips]

Door and we start singing it and we start saying it and doing the whole thing and like all this. And the DirecTV guy did not react. He did not think it was cool at all. He did not like it. And then we ended up getting in trouble for it because like you said, you're like. And then you gaslit us into thinking like we did something bad. But yeah, I remember like the Jane Silent Bob.

[Madeline Phillips]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Fff.

[Madeline Phillips]

I remember I was obsessed with, like, Tenacious D. And all the songs in there were so. Yeah. And my parents had this CD for the soundtrack, so me and my brother would listen to them.

[Drew Phillips]

That.

[Madeline Phillips]

And then I was like, why? I remember growing older, I was like, why are my parents putting this on in the car for us? Like, they thought that was funny, that we were like. That was what we were learning.

[Drew Phillips]

All right, well, media of the week.

[Madeline Phillips]

Like, me, when no one cares about media, like, we just do it for ourselves at this point. Like, I just want to talk. I just want to keep talking about what I like. I saw Bottoms and it was so funny. I'm literally gonna see it again tonight. Best movie ever. And then songs Q Fanfare by Prefab Sprout Bring Me Back, Jeff Cowell, All I have to do is Dream. The Everly Brothers. That's it.

[Drew Phillips]

Mine is Walk on by Otis iii and then what's that Stevie Wonder song?

[Madeline Phillips]

I believe if I fall in love.

[Drew Phillips]

This time, it'll be forever and then don't leave me. Harry Nielsen.

[Steven]

I have one. The Happy Soul Song by Imaging.

[Drew Phillips]

I almost said that. I almost said that. Luna loves Imogen.

[Steven]

Hey. Oh, you're so cute.

[Drew Phillips]

Look at her upper lip. What is she doing? She's, like, holding it down.

[Madeline Phillips]

Oh, my God. She's the cutest baby ever.

[Steven]

Oh, you gonna talk now?

[Madeline Phillips]

Are y' all gonna put her under the plane?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, yeah, but. All right. That was the episode. Thank you, Madeline, so much. Shout yourself out. That's all your socials, Madeline and Steven.

[Madeline Phillips]

If you want to see more of.

[Drew Phillips]

YouTube and tick tock.

[Steven]

AXD or AX Madeline. AX Stephen.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. On IG. But that was that episode. Hope you enjoyed. This is my beautiful mother. That's Steve. That's Luna. Bye.

[Madeline Phillips]

Thanks for watching. Thanks for being on Madeline. That was awesome. I'm stealing this baby. Baby.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, she'll just stay with us. She's going to stay with us.

[Madeline Phillips]

She's going to stay with us.

[Steven]

Y' all have the pack and play now.

[Madeline Phillips]

And we're going to take her to the nice guy.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, she's going to party with us, guy.

[Madeline Phillips]

You're on the list. We're going to get you on the list.

[Drew Phillips]

He's going to get flew out by Drake.

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