drunk episode

Summary

Emergency Intercom: Drunk Episode – Detailed Summary

Podcast Information

• Title: Emergency Intercom
• Hosts: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
• Description: A comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips, blending humor with personal anecdotes and lively discussions.
• Episode: Drunk Episode
• Release Date: January 19, 2024

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Introduction

The "Drunk Episode" of Emergency Intercom kicks off with a lively banter among the hosts, setting the stage for an evening filled with humor, personal stories, and candid conversations about birthdays, drinking, and cherished friendships.

1. Birthday Festivities and Mixed Feelings [00:47 - 02:44]

Anya introduces the episode by celebrating her 18th birthday, expressing her discomfort with the attention that comes with it.

• Anya: "I actually literally hate attention on my birthday. It freaks me the out." [00:58]

Despite her reservations, Kai shares his contrasting perspective, highlighting how birthdays are significant moments of recognition for him.

• Kai: "For me, birthdays are, like, the one time of year I'm actually noticed." [01:58]

This section delves into the complexities of birthday celebrations, balancing personal discomfort with societal expectations.

2. Navigating Alcohol and Social Anxiety [03:00 - 15:01]

The conversation shifts to alcohol consumption, with Anya and Kai sharing their varying relationships with drinking. Anya reveals her unease with alcohol despite participating in birthday festivities.

• Anya: "I'll always wake up and I'm like, oh, my God. I spoke way too much..." [03:18]

Kai humorously admits his reliance on drinking to feel "normal," describing it as a "Pavlovian response."

• Kai: "I love, like, drinking because it's like, a Pavlovian response because he knows he's gonna feel normal." [03:00]

They recount a trip to Big Bear, where attempts to get intoxicated led to realizations about growing up and the diminishing appeal of excessive drinking.

3. The Tale of the Backwards Walker [05:06 - 07:31]

Anya and Kai discuss a bizarre news story about a girl who faked a muscle disorder, specifically walking backwards, after receiving a vaccine. This story serves as a humorous critique of attention-seeking behaviors.

• Kai: "It came out that she was faking the whole time." [06:22]

The segment highlights the lengths individuals might go to gain media attention and the eventual fallout when the truth surfaces.

4. Secret Santa and Meaningful Gifts [07:41 - 21:10]

During their stay in Big Bear, the group engages in a Secret Santa gift exchange, sharing heartfelt and humorous stories about the presents they received.

Anya describes receiving a Nike tech set, which ignited her excitement and sense of accomplishment.

• Anya: "Once I put it on, something unlocked in me and I danced all night in that damn tech set and I felt amazing." [17:05]

Kai talks about his custom dolls made in the likeness of his friends, adding a personal touch to the gift-giving tradition.

• Kai: "I got Josh a goated... When you see it, you're going to be gagged." [19:56]

These exchanges underscore the deep bonds and thoughtful considerations among friends.

5. Personal Struggles and Growth [22:14 - 41:32]

The hosts open up about their personal struggles, with Anya sharing her past addiction to melatonin and alcohol during her teenage years. She discusses the challenges she faced and the eventual steps she took towards recovery.

• Anya: "I was an alcoholic addicted to melatonin for like two years from 17 to 19." [39:44]

Kai adds humor to the serious topic, recounting his own exaggerated drinking mishaps, which lightens the mood while still addressing important issues.

6. Technology, Gaming, and Future Trends [42:05 - 43:31]

The discussion turns to current technological advancements, notably the Apple Vision Pro. Kai shares a friend's transformative experience with the device, emphasizing its immersive capabilities.

• Kai: "He was like, it was unlike anything I've ever experienced in my life." [42:05]

Anya expresses her skepticism about integrating VR into her life but acknowledges its potential. The conversation also touches on gaming, particularly Fortnite, highlighting its role as a form of escape and social interaction.

• Anya: "It's about sucking dick... I have 122 skins." [43:27]

7. Psyop Corner: Improvisational Comedy [46:06 - 48:45]

In their signature segment, Psyop Corner, the hosts engage in spontaneous wordplay and create humorous phrases, showcasing their comedic chemistry and improvisational skills.

• Kai: "Be broken spiritual, you need 222 look. For a be broken spiritual, you need 222 look. 444 a job." [46:34]

This segment adds a layer of entertainment, highlighting the natural humor that defines the podcast.

8. Reflections and Closing Thoughts [48:45 - 51:52]

As the episode winds down, Anya reflects on the vulnerability of being drunk on camera, expressing anxiety over potential slurred speech and its impact on her public persona.

• Anya: "I am so embarrassed at the idea that I am, like, drunk on camera right now." [29:34]

The hosts conclude with casual banter, sharing final thoughts and goodbyes, while teasing future content and maintaining the episode's lighthearted tone.

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Notable Quotes

• Anya: "I actually literally hate attention on my birthday. It freaks me the out." [00:58]
• Kai: "For me, birthdays are, like, the one time of year I'm actually noticed." [01:58]
• Kai: "I love, like, drinking because it's like, a Pavlovian response because he knows he's gonna feel normal." [03:00]
• Anya: "I'll always wake up and I'm like, oh, my God. I spoke way too much..." [03:18]
• Anya: "I was an alcoholic addicted to melatonin for like two years from 17 to 19." [39:44]
• Kai: "Be broken spiritual, you need 222 look. For a be broken spiritual, you need 222 look. 444 a job." [46:34]

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Conclusion

The "Drunk Episode" of Emergency Intercom offers listeners a blend of humor, heartfelt storytelling, and candid discussions. Through shared experiences and relatable anecdotes, Enya, Drew, and Kai create an engaging narrative that resonates with audiences, balancing lighthearted comedy with meaningful reflections on personal growth and friendship.

Transcript

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[Anya]

Hello, guys. Merry Christmas, guys. It's our Christmas episode. It's the big Christmas finale.

[Kai]

No, it's not.

[Anya]

What is?

[Kai]

We just did that. Oh, it's your birthday episode.

[Anya]

Oh, it's my birthday, guys. I try to act like that doesn't exist. I, like, actually literally hate attention on my birthday. It freaks me the out. Like, I've always found it embarrassing if you can go to anybody I went to school with. I never made a, like, a big fuss about my birthday. I never told anybody it was my birthday. But then it was even more sad because people would, like, through the day, like, at least one teacher would be like, oh, it's Anya's birthday. And then everybody would turn to me and be like, why didn't you say that? Like, you're so weird. And then they'd, like, over shower me and compliments and nice things for my birthday, and I would get so uncomfortable, and I'd be like, I literally avoided this so hard. And now you're, like, forcing me into celebrating in front of everybody and I feel really uncomfortable.

[Kai]

You're gonna feel really terrible when no one comments Happy Birthday on your IG post.

[Anya]

So I'd be happy. You know what's also crazy? I post on my birthday every single year, and I don't want to do it, but I feel like I've kept up this like, like, tradition that I know when I'm older, I'm gonna look back and be like, oh, all my little birthday posts. So I feel like I have to do it, but every time I do it, I feel sick.

[Kai]

I feel like for me, birthdays are, like, the one time of year I'm actually noticed. Like, no one really sees me. I don't think that's beyond my birthday. So when I do get that birthday attention, I savor it and it lasts me an entire year, but it's split in half because of my dumbass twin sister.

[Anya]

Oh, that is pretty annoying.

[Kai]

Yeah. But, yeah, I love my birthday.

[Anya]

I have. I'm turning 18. I know. Drew's like, I think, are we doing the birthday shot?

[Kai]

I don't know if we're allowed. We. We have to blur me taking the shot just because, like, it's literally Kai's.

[Anya]

Taking it with us. So we're gonna. Cheers. Cheers. Kai turned 30 this year, guys.

[Drew]

No, I don't. Oh, that's so GROSS.

[Kai]

That's, like 2 years old. Like, that's literally 2 years old.

[Anya]

Is it alcoholic? Shelf stable.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Cream soda Fago.

[Anya]

I, like.

[Drew]

I kind of do.

[Anya]

It's gonna be so gross, but I'll take some. Oh, my God.

[Kai]

The cameras and audio, I don't know if they were rolling, but earlier, Kai said, I love, like, drinking because it's like, a Pavlovian response because he knows he's gonna feel normal, and I don't think that is normal.

[Anya]

That's okay.

[Drew]

I just feel. I'm like, oh, I feel happy.

[Anya]

I'll feel happy outside with you. It's fun, right? Like, I. I feel you, bro. Like, it's awesome. I already have no social cues, and then when I drink, they go even further down the gutter, and then I always wake up, and I'm like, oh, my God. I spoke way too much, and I said way too much about myself, and I'm really scared, and nobody even remembers because everybody else was drunk, so it's okay. Also.

[Kai]

Well, happy birthday.

[Anya]

Thank you. While we were in Big Bear, we all, like, every time we go to Big Bear, so we do, like, a secret Santa, like, friends, Christmas, every year.

[Kai]

And.

[Anya]

And last year, this kind of started trickling in, like, this vibe of nobody really wanting to drink. Like, and we're all realizing we're just getting to the age that getting, like, completely fudged up is not as fun, because we're all, like, we're going to have to, like, do stuff. Like, we have to wake up tomorrow, and that sounds, like, so painful. And I'm not kidding. We all, like, went to the liquor store. We got our alcohol. We were like, yes, tonight we're going to get fudged up. We got back to the house, and two hours had passed. And we all, like, for the two hours, are like, all right, let's take a shot. Let's take a shot. And then, like, three people would stand up and then be like. The rest of us would be like, no, I really don't want to. And we would all stand around. And it took, like, three hours for us finally to get alcohol in Our systems. And it was really jarring because I was like, wow, we are. We are aging. Wow. We are fully grown adults now. Like, there's no denying it. And like, the idea of getting like, blasted for no reason.

[Drew]

I'm trying to get blasted for no reason, period.

[Anya]

Well, you have Drew, so.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. Well, there's always reasons.

[Kai]

Thank you. Okay, so to start off this episode, Anya's birthday extravaganza, I wanted to talk about the girl that faked that she could only walk normal backwards.

[Anya]

That's not a thing.

[Kai]

Yes.

[Anya]

I thought you were gonna like describe Gypsy Rose for a second, but the girl who said she could only walk backwards.

[Kai]

No, that's a. That's a literal, real thing.

[Anya]

Like, like, was she acting like her legs were turned backwards? Like her parents taught her how to walk backwards also? Brilliant idea. I'm doing that with my kid.

[Kai]

She had like.

[Anya]

I'm telling my kid they can only crawl.

[Kai]

That is a genius idea. No, she had this like, disorder that she made up after she got a vaccine where she like, would speak in a British accent. It's after she got a flu shot and it's called Dystonia. And then she got like a news story for. Her name is like Desiree Jennings or something like that, which sounds made up, but she like. And it could not be that girl. But I know for a fact there was a girl who had a full on news story where she would like run forward or she would. She would start off walking backwards and then she'd turn around and try to run. And then she just fully faked like she had this like muscle disorder that like she would like shake a bunch.

[Drew]

I remember this.

[Kai]

It came out as.

[Anya]

It wasn't all fake.

[Drew]

There was like a news.

[Kai]

This was like decades ago.

[Drew]

Wasn't it like in Australia or something?

[Kai]

Probably it was. It was.

[Drew]

Or maybe she just had an Australian accent.

[Kai]

That's what it was like. But it was like probably 10 or 12 years ago.

[Anya]

Wait, so they found out she was lying or what?

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They. It came out that she was faking the whole time. And everyone in the. And I believe that. I was like, okay, wait, did she.

[Anya]

Do this in her social circles or only on camera? Cuz like everyone, Everyone say if she only did it on camera, like she had real GS behind her. Because, like, I would have snitched immediately. Like, I literally would have been like, I would have recorded her the instant I saw her walking over and be like, this is a liar. Like her. I want her dead.

[Kai]

No. Yeah, it was it was like this big thing where she just faked walking backwards for, like, a year or two of her life.

[Anya]

Except for what?

[Kai]

Because, I mean, she got on the news, she probably made a bag dude while she was doing it. It didn't come out until, like, years later that it wasn't real, because all these doctors were like, bro, that's not how Dystonia works. Like, why are you claiming that?

[Anya]

Also, DIA sounds like a Playboy Cardi album. Like, Dystonia doesn't sound like a real thing.

[Kai]

I'm a narcissist. But, yeah, I just wanted to briefly touch on her because you want to.

[Anya]

Touch on her, and if you get the chance. Why briefly? You know? You know what I mean? You ready? It's. Oh, yeah. He's hitting his head against the wall.

[Kai]

Stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid.

[Drew]

Calm down.

[Kai]

Those are my favorite videos. When the girl catches the guy for cheating, he's like, I'm stupid.

[Anya]

I'm stupid. Stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. Like, at that point, why not just take it to the chest and be like, yeah, fuck you. Like, fuck you. Like, I. If somebody put a camera on me in a moment like that, I think I would turn into, like, the evilest person ever. I'd be like, and your pussy sinks. Now what? Now, Like, I would literally become the worst person ever.

[Kai]

Is. I wrote a note down in the car where I just, like, thought about, like, any time I, like, this isn't specifically you, but there have been a couple times where I'm just like, well, holy. Like, India. Like, can, like, turn on a switch and say, like, the meanest thing possible, like, in, like, a. In a funny way. And I was just thinking about, like, times that's happened, and I wrote down something that you would say, and you tell me if you would say it or not.

[Anya]

Okay, this isn't helping my bitch rumors. My bitch allegations.

[Kai]

No, no, no. It's, like, always fun. Oh, no.

[Anya]

For my birthday, let's call me a bitch.

[Kai]

Never. Never not funny. Oh, my God. Like, literally everyone hold on.

[Anya]

Well, what I will say is, I'm good at, like, holding my tongue. Like, there are moments where, like, I'll be in, like, a. Like, a funny cat, like, caddy back and forth with somebody, and I'll think of something that's literally not funny. That's just mean, and I will hold it back. Like, I literally did to Josiah in front of Josh and Christian and Lucas while we were in big Bear. And he said something to me that actually pissed me off, and I thought of the meanest thing I could think of, and then he walked away. And I told Josh and, like, Drew or Josh and Christian, and we were all cracking up. We were like, yeah, we don't need to say that to him. And then he came back, and he was like, what did y' all say? And I was like, oh, I just, like, made something up. And he was like, that's stupid, and left. And I was like, okay, I'm gonna.

[Kai]

Let him think he started getting catty this weekend. He's.

[Anya]

Josiah is a catty girl. Josiah literally will say the crazy shit. I'm like, hello.

[Kai]

Okay, so this is what I have. I hope your falls off and you slip in the blood and crack your head open, and you never fully recover, so your parents have to feed and bathe you like a baby until you rot away. And then.

[Anya]

Yeah, yeah, I literally said something like that recently. We're gonna have to bleep this because it's, like, too specific. But I literally. To Orion. I was like, yeah, I hope we.

[Kai]

Don'T have to bleep that.

[Anya]

Yeah, no, we know we must.

[Kai]

It's only suspect if we bleep it.

[Anya]

No, let it be suspect. We had to bleep and blur my mouth because I'm, like, actually terrified. I feel like I'm being like, wait, what was that Demi Lovato movie when she was, like, in a Disney movie and she was in Secret Service? Like, she was being protected?

[Kai]

I have no idea.

[Anya]

Why did they make that? Like, why was she actually being hunted? Like, that's kind of, like, fearful like that.

[Kai]

I don't know, dude.

[Anya]

It's a.

[Kai]

That was actually, like, so loud.

[Anya]

That felt like I was watching.

[Kai]

That was perfect. Like, that was.

[Drew]

It's the drunk episode.

[Kai]

Hey, party. Kai's already three white cross deep.

[Anya]

We're all drunk except Drew, because Drew's better than us, I guess.

[Kai]

No, I have a shot in me, and that's like.

[Anya]

But that doesn't make you, like, drunk, my love. Like, okay, should we force him to drink alcohol? Like, you should drink more. We're not gonna let you drive home until.

[Kai]

You don't want me to be drunk.

[Anya]

No, that's gross. Don't do that.

[Kai]

You don't want me to be drunk. You want to see me drunk.

[Anya]

It was supposed to be, like, a fun thing, and now you're just gonna. Oh, my God. Okay, stop, Stop.

[Drew]

Jesus Christ.

[Anya]

Okay, now stop.

[Drew]

Oh, you should actually grab it, because that's.

[Anya]

This Is why you're not allowed to drink.

[Kai]

I need to breathe.

[Anya]

This is why you're not allowed to drink. True. Oh, my God, dude. What are we, like, stop. Like, does that not taste bad? Like, stop it. I'll let go of it.

[Kai]

You. But that was only, like, 18 shots. Like, you're going to die.

[Anya]

Like, you're not going to, like, make.

[Drew]

Dude, he drank, like, a third of the bottle.

[Kai]

And y' all are. And, like, you probably couldn't even drink a fifth of the bottle.

[Anya]

Why would we want to drink a fifth of a bottle?

[Kai]

Like, that's because it's lit.

[Drew]

Would want to drink a fifth of a bottle.

[Anya]

I guess a fifth of a bottle isn't that much. You guys, I'm not going to be the outlier. Like, I don't want to be, like, left out.

[Kai]

Should we do this on you or me? I don't know. We have a BAC reader. I am, like, actually a little drunk off that shot.

[Anya]

Like, actually, should I do it on myself? Okay. To prove that we are drinking. I don't know why we're doing this, honestly. I just thought it'd be fun. I've never had this. I was honestly high as fuck on Amazon, and I found a Breathalyzer, and I keep watching videos of people getting pulled over and, like, hitting a Breathalyzer. And I saw this girl who. They were like. See, they were like, hit it. Hit it. And she kept sucking on it. And, like. Oh, she kept sucking on it. Like, it was a, like, box mod vape. And they were just like, no, below on it. Below. And we were gonna do a whole bit, but we're. Now we're. Dude, it smells. It actually smells like cream pie. Like, what do you mean by that? Okay, I'm gonna do this while you do that.

[Kai]

I just relapsed. Yo. I just relapsed. This is my new vape, dude.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. It feels like I'm in a hookah lo. Okay, I'm gonna do this. Okay. Let's see what we read. Guys, I'm actually scared. A point.

[Kai]

11 point is that. I don't know. Look. What does that mean?

[Anya]

I don't know what the legal limit is because, like, the thing is a. Like me, I will always take that Uber. Like, you're weird. As if you get in your car, like, after you drink.

[Kai]

How are you?

[Anya]

That's just me. Hello. It's just showing off because it's the highest it's ever read.

[Drew]

0.11. Oh. Legal limit is 0.08.

[Anya]

Damn. So I'd be going to jail. Rightfully so. Oh, it's saying 20 seconds. There's no way that's real. Okay. Actually, how do they expect anybody to blow in this for this long? Like, I'm genuinely shocked. You're gonna have the most accurate.

[Kai]

Oh, oh. I'm, like, so lightheaded. I literally can't do that again.

[Anya]

That's okay. Oh, wait, I think I changed the mode. Like, why is it doing that?

[Kai]

Well, I want to see what my reading is.

[Anya]

That's what I would do. If the cops gave this to me. I'd be like, here, let me, like, let me fix.

[Kai]

Let me fix this. Cuz I should be blowing.

[Anya]

I be like, this is weird. Like, it should be blowing like, triple zeros. And I don't know why it's doing that.

[Kai]

Right. Have I told this on the podcast of when I blew triple zeros and the cops try to go.

[Anya]

I just thought of somebody doing this and being drunk as behind the wheel and fainting after doing it because you have to put so much, like, what are they gonna put your, like, faint body in jail?

[Kai]

Okay, so I am perfectly the legal limit.

[Anya]

Yeah, I guess. But that is crazy. You only took a shot and that's where you're at. It is insane how much it, like, differs from person to person.

[Kai]

Yeah. Imagine you post a baby picture and it flops. Like, your baby's born and you post it on your IG and it just flops down.

[Anya]

Did imagine you, like, make an IG account for your baby and it flops? Like, it gets like, 200 followers. That's so embarrassing. Like, would you tell your baby, like, would you be like, hey, like, when they're eight, would you be like, hey, by the way, I made you an IG when you were 2. Yeah.

[Kai]

You didn't laugh enough.

[Anya]

You were really ugly. You didn't have the Gerber laugh. So nobody fudged with you. I genuinely think if I did anything other than weed, I would die. Like, I can barely handle weed. Like, I. I always think, speaking of my birthday, I always think of last year on my birthday when I got so high and, like, my tolerance was still really low last year, and I got so high that I felt the effects where I was like, I literally. This has to be so similar to what psychedelics do to the average person, because I felt so, like, intimately connected to everybody around me. And when we were at that dinner, like, and we were on the drive home and listening to Gentle on My Mind, I felt so emotional and I was just like, sobbing in the car. And I got upstairs and I was like, just sobbing in the house. And I always think about that because I'm like, that is proof enough that I don't need to do a psychedelic or anything other than weed. And because I think I would, like, actually, like, I genuinely think I would overtake the world. Like, I would, like, unlock something, like, so deep that no human needs to, like, have. And, yeah, that's my birthday memory. And I don't know what we're going to do this year. It's probably not going to live up to that, honestly, because nobody gives a fuck about me. I also saw an article that was like, oh, people born in January, like, don't get enough love for their birthday. And I agree with.

[Kai]

I saw it. You don't get enough gifts.

[Anya]

Somebody gives a fuck.

[Kai]

I get you a gift every year. And I. You do damn well near think I got you the best gift, if not the best gift this year I ever got.

[Anya]

You did. And I still think about, like, I feel so bad about my reaction, but.

[Kai]

It literally hurt me so bad.

[Anya]

Like, so we went to Big Bear, we did our Secret Santa, and Josh got me a Nike tech set, which I've been wanting for so long.

[Kai]

Tell you a secret.

[Anya]

What? Oh, of course. Yeah. I. I don't think I've ever mentioned that to him, but he got me a Nike tech set, and I was so shocked by it that I literally was like, like, I like. And also, like, once I put it on, something unlocked in me and I danced all night in that damn text set and I felt amazing. And Drew got me a life doll that looks like me. And it is awesome.

[Kai]

I have, like, I got it custom.

[Anya]

To be fair, I have 10 times more photos of that than I do of my tech set. Like, I have no idea.

[Kai]

Background.

[Anya]

Yeah, it literally is my background.

[Kai]

You have a video of you in the tech set dancing around.

[Anya]

Yeah, but that's also cuz, like, that was the first time I got drunk with friends in so long. But my background is my Blythe doll that looks like me and I love just like her.

[Kai]

Kai.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's in the room, right?

[Kai]

Oh, you saw it?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Like, fireplace area.

[Kai]

Yeah. It was maybe the best gift I've ever gotten, you know, and it was so expensive.

[Anya]

Really.

[Kai]

The girl was lit. Like, she, like, walked me through the whole process.

[Anya]

Like, the tattoo makes it everything. Because that was the other thing is I. I was thinking about it because I was, like, talking to Orion. I was like, I feel bad that my reaction wasn't as, like, vibrant. I. But once I, like, put her in the other dress and saw her tattoos and cut her bangs, I was like, oh, my God, this is so weird. It's literally a little me. And then I put her up on the window for the rest of the big bear trip. She was sitting in the sun.

[Kai]

She was hanging out with us.

[Anya]

I put her to bed. I have a video of me putting her to bed. I didn't close her eyes, so she looks really scary in that video, and I won't post it, but I love that doll so much, and it sits above my bed. But I literally want to, like, I want to get into crazy. Like, I want to get her, like, boots. I literally ordered a dress that looks like her dress so I could take a picture with her.

[Kai]

Like, literally want, like, a Cunty Blythe doll for me. Not of myself, but I want to get one that.

[Anya]

I sound really scary.

[Kai]

No, they should not exist.

[Anya]

They don't sound like a.

[Kai]

Like, boys playing with dolls of both of you guys. What.

[Anya]

What. What do you do with them?

[Drew]

They're just for me, though.

[Kai]

Like, for you how?

[Drew]

They're just for me, like, to look at or. I don't want to talk about that, but I just wanted to share because you're. It's topical. You're.

[Anya]

Yeah. If you're not gonna give detail, why, like, bring it up?

[Drew]

It doesn't matter what I do with the dolls or, like, what. Where we go.

[Anya]

If you're already having sex with Drew.

[Kai]

You don't have to have a dolls with you.

[Anya]

Wait, you bring them places?

[Drew]

Yeah, we go on trips, and. But it. Again, it doesn't matter. I was just saying, like, oh, I also made a doll of you guys, and it's, like, photorealistic of both yours.

[Anya]

Photo realistic. It's, like, the scariest doll ever. It's like a lady.

[Kai]

What? I got Josh. I'm gonna go get it. It. He has to go get it from the car. I told him he didn't have to, that he wants to, but I got Josh a goated.

[Anya]

I literally am drunk enough that I don't know what you got him right now.

[Kai]

When you see it, you're going to be gagged. But let's just say, like, I love the people in my life, and I remember everything they say to me, and I just hold the relationships I have very close to my heart. And everybody is special to me. Kai. And, yeah, a little less than everybody else, but I love y' all.

[Anya]

Wait, both of us are going?

[Kai]

Yeah, just that's weird. Just.

[Drew]

I honestly, I'll take it, though.

[Kai]

No, no, you.

[Anya]

I know. If you're on my level, then, like, you're pretty up there.

[Kai]

You're just as special to me. That's every single person in my life.

[Anya]

I'm trying to think of. What you want him.

[Drew]

Sorry, can we just pause for a second?

[Anya]

Also, like, I literally keep thinking about in Big Bear. Like, we all did this thing in the Secret Santa circle where we were like, okay, everybody close your eyes. And then the person who got you the gift will just get up. And we went in a circle. Oh, you did get the best gift.

[Kai]

I got the best gift. I got it.

[Drew]

Showed me a photo of it. Wait, can I see it? That is so sick.

[Kai]

I got a doll made of Josh Jay Gangsta.

[Anya]

Oh, it's so good.

[Drew]

That is so sick.

[Anya]

It is really good. Also, Josh had. Oh, please turn, because your chair is stuck to you right now.

[Kai]

Get it off of me.

[Anya]

I saw a tick tock of somebody who stole a bit of the chair from the pop up. And they were like, me, when I'm spending the night with a piece of Drew's chair, and it was like, to, like, the Cranberries or something, and they were, like, playing with it in their bed, and it was, like, rolling around.

[Kai]

You need to send that to me, because that's fucking awesome. Yeah. I also ripped off pieces of the chair and gave it to people.

[Anya]

Yeah. But when we were sitting around for Secret Santa, we were like, okay, we're just gonna go in, like, a carousel motion. So nobody knows who got anybody. And when it got to Lucas, I had gotten Lucas that year or this year, and we were all sitting around in my. Like, I. I was completely sober. It was like, the middle of the afternoon, and everybody was like, who got Lucas? I was just like, like, looking around. I was like, oh, my God, I'm literally brain dead. As. Because we're sitting here, we're all like, who got him? And then I started feeling the feeling of, like, oh, my God, nobody got Lucas a gift. Meanwhile, I was the one who got him his gifts, and he loved it. Did I show you what I got?

[Kai]

It was so good. It was.

[Anya]

Dude, it's so awesome.

[Kai]

So, like, you could get Lucas, like, a pile of with googly eyes on it, and he would love it. Like, he is so fun.

[Anya]

No, but my gift was lit.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Anya]

No, I wish I had, like, a. A picture of it. But I got him an airbrushed shirt with this on it.

[Kai]

Kitty, kitty. Purr, purr.

[Anya]

Which, like, I Don't even think he cares about this picture as much as I do.

[Drew]

Oh, I think you did show me this.

[Anya]

Yeah, I got him like an airbrushed hoodie with that on the front. He literally was so happy. We'll insert the video of him like literally geeking over it. Turn it around. Can you find? And he loved it so much. And what a gorgeous little time. And I love my friends.

[Kai]

Yeah, we like kind of just sat inside. We played charades for literally two hours.

[Anya]

That was so fun.

[Kai]

It was fun as like we need to all get together. Like when we do karaoke night, like.

[Anya]

Everyone'S my birthday, we play charades again.

[Kai]

Have you played charades, Kai?

[Drew]

Yes, I've played shreds.

[Kai]

Okay. Because we need a dude.

[Anya]

He was alive before there were iPhones. Like he's.

[Kai]

We all need. So are we.

[Drew]

You guys were iPhones too.

[Kai]

But yeah, we all need to play that. Cuz it's fun as. It's crazy.

[Anya]

No, we were. We've seen every generation of iPhone come out.

[Drew]

Yes.

[Kai]

That's so sick.

[Anya]

Oh my God, guys.

[Kai]

I also.

[Drew]

I love how you believed that too. You said it and you're like, I got his ass. I got his old dusty ass.

[Kai]

And you're old and dusty.

[Anya]

I owned an ipod touch. It was still called Touch because that was amazing. Like that you can touch it.

[Drew]

I touch.

[Kai]

No, no.

[Drew]

Oh yeah. Never mind.

[Kai]

That must have been a NorCal thing or something. But for. Well, did y' all have the emoji app before you could text emojis? And I just had an app of the emojis and I would scroll through it and look at it because I love collecting little things and I love that goddamn app. Someone out there knows what I'm talking about.

[Anya]

But like I don't know about that one.

[Kai]

I didn't have texting so I just would look at the em emoji.

[Anya]

Oh yeah. I had an ipod touch. But my phone for a long time I had a Android. Like I had a Samsung phone and that's why like on my phone now I still like to swipe to text and have that. Especially when I have nails. Cuz I used to have Samsung phones. Like in.

[Kai]

You had an Android. Boo.

[Anya]

Green text. Green text. Wow.

[Kai]

Oh, did you know they're getting rid of green text basically, like. Oh yeah, yeah, they're all getting. Yeah, like you're going to be able to.

[Anya]

No more classism, guys.

[Kai]

I know you're going to be able to read like better.

[Anya]

Kiss classism goodbye.

[Drew]

We fixed it.

[Anya]

We fixed it. We have solved everything.

[Kai]

We're watching this show called the Trust, and a kid got on there and was like, I'm a millionaire. And then, like, kind of was victimizing himself for being a millionaire, but he was also really.

[Anya]

It was the craziest vibe I've ever seen. Like.

[Kai]

Like, okay, we shouldn't spoil it.

[Anya]

Yeah, I don't. I won't spoil it. We'll tell you after or we'll show you the scene after. But it is Kai. Like, it is literally, like, you could have written that into a comedy sketch because he said exactly what you should not say to somebody who didn't come from money. Like, he literally, like, I never had to steal.

[Kai]

I can't relate to you. I can't relate to you.

[Anya]

Dude, it was crazy. It was so bad because I came from.

[Drew]

Have you guys watched the Jinx?

[Anya]

No. Is that reality TV or.

[Drew]

It's really good. I want to spoil it. Basically, it's about, like, this guy, like, whether or not he murdered someone. And then it all leads up to this episode where at the end, he goes to the bathroom and he's like, yeah, I murdered that.

[Kai]

Oh, I saw that. I've seen that clip. Dude, he killed someone. And then he thought his. He didn't know his microphone was still on after doing, like, this interview saying he didn't kill him. And he was. Was peeing in the bathroom and was like, wait, is this real? Murdered? Yeah, it's real. And he's like, yeah, I murdered that. Like, they're all dead. Like, blah, blah, blah. He was, like, mumbling to himself entire.

[Drew]

Documentary where they're trying to catch him. And then on the last week where they're filming it, his lav is on and he goes to the bathroom and he admits to everything. And, like, a weird schizophrenic.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was so, so crazy.

[Drew]

Awesome, dude.

[Anya]

He was so. I found himself. He had to talk to himself about it.

[Drew]

He was like, no.

[Kai]

He was saying, like, oh, they all know. They all know.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And what I love is, like, that's kind of relatable. I feel like I've talked to myself when I thought I was alone and, like, admitted. Yeah, it's just like. I don't know. It's such, like, a funny dude.

[Kai]

It was so weird last time Kai thought he was alone, and I was standing outside the bathroom, and he said, I love Drew. I love him. And I was like, kai, like, you love me. It's purely, like, I have love for you and I love you, like, as a friend. But, like, like, you love me.

[Drew]

Well, it's not. You heard it, but it was through the wall. I said, I love Drew's hole.

[Kai]

Oh.

[Anya]

But I don't think so. I feel like you would have picked up on that if that's what he said.

[Kai]

I don't know, man. It just sounded like he said he loved me also.

[Anya]

That just reminded me I've like, okay, he caught feelings.

[Kai]

It's easy to catch feelings. It's easy to catch feelings. Not flights or catch flights, not feelings.

[Drew]

I just know it's bubblegum pink.

[Anya]

Ew.

[Kai]

What was my response to that?

[Anya]

What was my. How would we know?

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, that's the lean one. Let's.

[Kai]

We can reach it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Catch feelings, not flights or catch flights, not feelings.

[Drew]

I just know it's bubblegum pink.

[Kai]

No, it's purple. Like, lean.

[Anya]

Whoa. Well, today at the gym, I was watching this video, and I try not to watch, like, murder investigations anymore because I think they're so bad for you. And, like, it does make me feel a little weird because I'm like, somebody literally died in this, but I, like, watch them. But I was watching one today that actually, like, I couldn't believe this man killed his grandpa. And then the. He called the police and he was like, oh, it's a veteran. Like, he's my grandpa. It was in self defense, whatever. And the police, like, kind of believed him because they were like, oh, okay. Like, he probably had, like a PTSD freak out, whatever. He pulled his grandpa's ears out of his pockets. Like, he literally was like, they were like, and where's your uncle? And he was like, oh, my uncle. Where's my uncle? And he pulled out his grandpa's ear. And the police officers looked over and they're like, oh, can we take a picture of that? And he literally held out his grandpa's ears. Like, he was, like, doing like an asmr. Like a makeup tutorial. Like, he literally held them out and was like, yeah, it's my grandpa's ears. And that freaked me out, cuz I was like, damn. I feel like I've watched a lot of, like, crazy. But for somebody to pull someone's ears out, like, that was crazy. And then I just ran to a song I really liked, like, as if.

[Kai]

Nothing happened, because, yeah, it's like you falling asleep to someone being beheaded, like, it's crazy.

[Anya]

I actually did, like, finally finish a murder investigation. Stop. I believe dude.

[Kai]

Got him.

[Anya]

I am so embarrassed at the idea that I am, like, drunk on camera right now, because every time I wake up from being drunk. I'm like, oh my God, what if I slurred my words a little bit and I'm so scared that I'm slurring right now and that I'm going to have to wake up and listen to this and it's freaking me the out.

[Kai]

Should I tell the about the Tom Holland bit? I did.

[Anya]

I hated that.

[Kai]

Okay, so we went to a diner after throwing it.

[Anya]

I can't wait to like throw the video up on screen because you could see me thinking, like, I don't think I've ever blinked that hard in my life.

[Kai]

But yeah, so I. We went ax throwing and then there was like a diner in the same parking lot. And I was like, we were all like, let's go get food. Like, let's go get food. And I was like, oh, I have like a bunch of food at the house, so I'm not gonna eat right now. And I went home and made like 80 chicken dinosaur chicken nuggets and like smiley french fries and like a Hungry Jack 2 Chicken Fried Steak with macaroni and cheese and ate down. But at the diner I was like, I don't think I'm gonna eat. And the waiter came over and was like, what does everybody want to eat? And I sat in my seat and I was like, like, am I gonna get, Am I gonna get food? Like, should I eat?

[Anya]

Did he ask the table? So he was like, should I? No, I shouldn't order.

[Kai]

And I was like, oh, actually I am gonna order. And I said, can I get the Tom Holland burger, hold the spiders? And the dude was like, yeah. And started writing it down. And I was like, no, never mind. Like, that was a joke. I'm sorry. It was not funny. And everybody's faces, we were dead.

[Anya]

None of us laughed. Like, we were dead silent. All like, half of us at the table literally put our heads, like into our hands and we were like, oh my God. And in the video you could see me slow blinket drew like 18 times. Because I could feel like at first my thought process was like, there's no way he's taking this long to order. Like, I was like, yeah, just like, I was like, if you're not gonna order, don't order with this man right now. And I was just looking at Dr. Like blinking so much. Like, I literally.

[Kai]

No, but you have to tell me, like, can I get a Tom Hollenberger hold the spiders? Like, that's a good joke.

[Anya]

I've all, no, it's not. And I've never heard that in my life. And I was so confused.

[Kai]

Cuz I made it up, babe. All of us, like, can I get.

[Anya]

Literally, everybody at the table was like.

[Kai]

Like, can I get the Wednesday Adams burgers? Hold the cobwebs.

[Drew]

My God.

[Anya]

And he knows none of us. He was going to do it. And I saw your phone in your hand, and I was like, why is he holding his phone like that?

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, I was recording. Yeah. Kai watched the video.

[Anya]

Did you send it?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Anya]

I'll probably.

[Kai]

Can I get the Tom Holland burger and hold the spiders?

[Anya]

Dude, egg dodge going. Wait, is that, like, on the menu? Dude, all of us, like, dead silent. Like, none of us laugh. To be fair. Like, we are also, like. I will say we didn't laugh because all of us were like, we don't want this waiter to feel like he's being fucking bullied. So all of us did want to laugh at Drew, but we were. We were all like, we can't laugh right now. This waiter is going to feel like he's being bullied. But all of us were like, this.

[Drew]

Is like, not reaction right after you say it.

[Kai]

Should I order? I'm probably gonna just get something. I'll probably. Can I get the Tom Holland burger and hold the spiders? I know. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna get anything. Okay. I'm not gonna get anything.

[Anya]

Can I get. Can I get the breakfast burrito and can I get a domestic beer?

[Kai]

I'm sorry.

[Anya]

Dude.

[Kai]

Like, re.

[Anya]

Watch it. Look how much I blink while he's talking. Like, it's actually insane.

[Kai]

That was the equivalent of, like, my spray on. Like.

[Anya]

Like, I'm literally looking at him. I. I don't think I blink that often in conversation. Like, I think I was literally eating his words with my to, like, process what was happening.

[Drew]

Dude, that's, like, the funniest thing I've ever seen, I swear to God.

[Kai]

Can I get the Aquaman burger, hold the aqua.

[Anya]

No, hold the Aqua.

[Kai]

Kai's losing it. He loves that. He loves that.

[Anya]

And yet J and Joe and Drew. Oh, right. Well, I decided that cheerleaders honestly get the privilege to be mean in high school because, like, that makes no sense. Like, if I could do a backflip on a. Who I was beefing with, like, you get the right to be a. Yeah.

[Kai]

We were watching the World's Cheer Competition 2009. Top Gun. Top Gun supremacy. Like, they run shit like they're on top. We all know this. They're the best cheer group. Point blank, period. That's if you're a cheerleader, who you aspire to be or what team you aspire to be on. Like, they're the goats. Like, I said it.

[Anya]

But there I said, it's all like a.

[Kai]

We were watching.

[Anya]

That's my hot take.

[Kai]

Yeah. We were watching the 2019, like, competition Worlds or whatever it's called, and we were dying laughing because, like, how the Is any of that?

[Anya]

Like, how do you do that? Like that. That is actually insane that they could, like, go to a bar and do that in the middle of a bar. Like, I wish I. I like, I think this year I need to learn how to do a flip because imagine my body doing that. Like, that would be so funny if I was in the middle of, like, tenants, and I just started flipping around. Like, can you imagine? Like, if I was just talking to. I was like, oh, hold my drink. Hold on. And I just did a backflip. Like, that would be so funny. But I actually think, like, if you can't do that as a kid, you can't do it as an adult. Like, I don't think at 25 years of age, I could teach you. I'm gonna learn how to, like, do a backflip.

[Kai]

You would be a flyer. You wouldn't even be doing all the flips on the ground. You'd be, like, being tossed in.

[Anya]

Who's gonna toss me in the air at tenants? Like, y' all are gonna toss me up. Okay, bleep that.

[Kai]

Devin Lee, Carlson, and Sydney.

[Anya]

True. I could get Devin and Sydney to flip.

[Kai]

Yeah, they'll. They'll be your base, and Devin and Sydney will throw you up in the air, and I'll be doing my standing. Fools.

[Anya]

Standing full. What's that?

[Kai]

It's where they do, like, the corkscrew flip.

[Anya]

Oh, yeah.

[Kai]

Like, oh, that's. That's what I thought about, though, was, like, that do know how to bat backflip. Specifically. Men just do it all the time. And, like, I can't even fault them for it because, like, if I could.

[Anya]

Do a back, Y' all would never not see me. The second a camera got on me, I do a backflip. Are you kidding me? That would be so annoying. It'd be like, oh, don't put it. Like, don't take a picture of Anya. She's gonna do a backflip.

[Kai]

Like, don't put it.

[Anya]

Don't put a camera on her. Like, she's gonna do a backflip. Like, because I see a camera, and I immediately start to perform. Imagine if I could Flip around. Like, I'd be flipping, like, a. Like, I'd be flipping crazy. So I think this year, that's my goal is, like, my three hobbies is learning lap steel guitar, learning how to wood carve, and backflipping.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Anya]

And maybe training for.

[Kai]

He is training for the EMP to explode. She's gonna, like, barter whittled spoons and play lap steel guitar. When I was, like, 16, I begged my mom to buy me a vape online. She had no idea what it was, and she was so close to buying it for me. She was so close. And she was like, like, wait, no, I'm not buying you this. And I was like. So we had my friend's older brother buy us a vape, and he bought us, like, those shitty, like, open. Like, now they're full of weed oil. But back then, they had, like, vape juice in them. And I'm not kidding, for, like, three months straight, I sat in the closet. Oh, Drew's in the closet. Drew's in the closet. Drew's in the closet.

[Drew]

No one was going to say that.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Everyone's already commenting it. But I sat in the closet for, like, three months. Months and only three months. And practiced vape tricks, like, for three months straight. Like, it was crazy. Like, I would. Because there was no airflow or draft, so I would just sit in there and just, like, teach myself how to do, like, ghosts.

[Anya]

I can't do any, like, tricks with a vape. Like, if I hit that, like, it would just make me want to throw up.

[Kai]

It's literally like riding a bike. Once you learn how to do it, it sticks with you for the rest of your life. Because, like, there's no reason why I should be able to pick up that box, mod, and blow o still. And it's been, like, like, years since I, like, tried to do it. It's lit. It's lit. I'm lit.

[Anya]

Should we do Psyop Corner or, like.

[Kai]

Y' all ever had demonic Benadryl dreams?

[Anya]

No. When you were saying that the other day, I was like, damn, I just haven't had that because my addiction was like, melatonin. Like, I was to addicted. Addicted to, like, melatonin actually, like, when I was, like, 17, like, don't do this. And this is my, like, warning. But I used to be like, oh, I like, because I do have a hard time sleeping naturally. Like, I will stay up all night, especially because I have access to my iPhone. And when I was 17, I go.

[Kai]

To sleep, like, seven.

[Anya]

Yeah. Because you eat and then you knock out because you have pre diabetes.

[Kai]

Like, yeah, I'm pre diabetic. I said it and I'll say it again.

[Anya]

Also, Drew, the other night, like, or last night when we were about to watch this like episode of this reality TV show we're watching with Josh, he was like, oh, I'm gonna wait for my food. He got his food and then just held on to the back because he can't eat. Because he, if he eats, he'll go to sleep. So in my head, I didn't want to say anything to him. I was like, why'd you make us wait for your food when you can't eat it?

[Kai]

I thought about it and I was like, oh, she's gonna like, like say some to me. But you.

[Anya]

I didn't. And I held it back and then I saved it for today.

[Kai]

You saved it to Aram Y.

[Anya]

But I used to be like, oh, I like can't sleep unless I take like two shots of something. And I literally was like an alcoholic addicted to melatonin for like two years from 17 to 19. And I would be like, oh no. Like I would keep a bottle of vodka under my bed.

[Kai]

I can't sleep unless.

[Anya]

Don't do that. Cuz I learned the hard way. I was like, oh, okay. Like the is not good.

[Kai]

Wait, were you. Is this real? I can't tell.

[Anya]

Swear to God.

[Kai]

Only two shots of vodka.

[Anya]

Only my boyfriend at the time knew about it.

[Kai]

And I, when was this?

[Anya]

This was from 17 to like 19.

[Kai]

And yeah, that is crazy.

[Anya]

Yeah. And I, I would only be able to sleep if I like took melatonin and drank.

[Drew]

That's a crazy reveal for episode 129.

[Kai]

Yeah, dude, happy birthday.

[Anya]

Well, now I don't do that anymore. Like now I, I don't. I, I will not give myself anything in order to sleep. I'm like, if I'm gonna stay up late, I'm gonna have a late night. That is the way it is. That is the way God intended it to be. But yeah, I used to do that. And then my boyfriend at the time was like, hey, like you shouldn't do that cuz like that sign of something bad. And I was like, girl, shut up. And I just kept doing it. And then my parents found my bottle under my bed when I was in Miami and they were like, that's not.

[Kai]

I do recall like you telling me this.

[Anya]

Yeah, my parents found my bottle and they were like, you shouldn't be doing that. I was like, girl, shut up. And then I went to LA and I would. When we were at 1304, I used to have to drink to sleep.

[Kai]

That's crazy.

[Anya]

And then I entered my year of rest and relaxation, where I would just take, like, 80 milligrams of melatonin to go.

[Kai]

And you literally, like, created my.

[Anya]

That's why I can't read that book. I can't finish it. Cuz I was reading it, I was like, this was literally my life for like, two.

[Kai]

It was crazy.

[Anya]

So a lot of y' all read that, but I lived that. Like, we're different. Like, I'm not you.

[Kai]

I can't go to sleep unless I smoke meth and stay up for four days and exhaust my body so much that it just collapses. I love meth.

[Anya]

The way you act sober. If you were on meth, I'd be fucking terrified. Like, I literally would. I don't know. Like, I can't imagine what you would be doing.

[Kai]

I would probably be, like, more normal somehow.

[Anya]

Yeah. It would do the opposite.

[Kai]

Yeah. Well. Oh, this is so exciting. This is the last thing we'll talk about. This is so Apple Vision Pro pre buy date on the 19th, shipping on the 2nd.

[Anya]

So when this comes out.

[Kai]

Yeah. Insider information coming very soon. And I have a friend, Parker, that went. And Parker Kit Hill, that went to try it out for the first time, and he wore it, and he was like, it was unlike anything I've ever experienced in my life. He was like. It was so special. So special. Oh, my God. So special. And it was like he left that thing thinking, like, oh, my God, I don't want to take this off. And I want it built into my eyeballs, like, as contacts. And, like, it's going to be a problem for a lot of people because it's so real.

[Drew]

Spoiler alert. Me and Drew are gonna get some. And spoiler alert. Black mirror. That episode where people. Those two guys get VR, like.

[Anya]

Yeah. And they start having sex and they.

[Drew]

With their, like, Fortnite characters. That's probably what's about to happen. So.

[Kai]

And me and in. You are doing that.

[Anya]

No, I'm just gonna.

[Kai]

Okay. Per. I was gonna say. Well, then I'm gonna get, like, an avatar made of you.

[Anya]

I have sex with my avatar, but I'm right here. Like, why are you doing all that?

[Kai]

I don't know, man.

[Anya]

But I, like, literally will never touch that thing. Unless. If you could play Fortnite on it.

[Kai]

Oh, you can play Fortnite on it, can you? Actually, the Fortnite screen would just be what you see.

[Anya]

Am I gonna get one.

[Kai]

It'll be first person, third person Fortnite.

[Anya]

Oh my God. Wow. That would be amazing. That's so bad. Like I actually this year it's a mission to stop playing Fortnite as much. Because I play it so much cuz I love to disappear and not exist anymore and like just disassociate from my life. And I get dopamine rush and I get to post it on my close friends and nobody cares about it, nobody ever interacts with it. But it brings me so much joy. And nobody cares. But I have 122 skins, so.

[Drew]

You have 122 skins.

[Kai]

So gross.

[Anya]

So bad. I don't even know how many emotes I have. But like I easily have like 200, 100 emotes. Because I buy more emotes than I.

[Drew]

Feel like I need to bleep that.

[Kai]

Yeah, it's really rough.

[Drew]

So much.

[Kai]

Have I ever told the story about how I followed Parker Kit Hill to the mall? Yeah, stalked him.

[Anya]

You followed him into like a store.

[Kai]

I was such a big fan of his. Like literally he was so iconic to me. Still is. And he's also like so beloved in Brazil that like he. He's like a celebrity there.

[Drew]

I so bad. I'm sorry.

[Kai]

Go piss, girl.

[Anya]

I have a vivid memory of like, whenever Lollipop by Lil Wayne came out. Me and my sister was sitting in my dad's truck with him and we were going home from school and me and my sister were singing Lollipop and like, obviously it's a sexual song. And he just turned us. He was like, lollipop.

[Kai]

I thought it was literally about licking lollipops.

[Anya]

No, it's about like sucking dick.

[Kai]

This is awkward, guys. Losing his over there. I got the whole squad laughing with that one.

[Anya]

But my dad, like, we were singing it like, and we knew all the words and my dad just looked at us and he was like, you will never hear that song again. And he turned off the radio and we rode home in silence. Honestly, rightfully so. Because I think I was in like fourth grade when that came out. And my dad was like, yeah, you're not allowed to listen to that. And that was the only song I was told that I couldn't listen to growing up. And I still sang it at school. You can't stop me.

[Kai]

No. Literally, no. Well, I have another. A similar memory with Little Wayne. And I watched a man have a stroke and die and bleed out of his mouth and eyes in front of me. And then I. I watched him die. At my feet. And then I got ushered to the car and had to listen to a Millie on repeat over and over and over again. And I still cannot hear that song to this day without thinking of that man's dead body.

[Anya]

Okay, that's not like, as cool of a memory. It's okay.

[Kai]

Drew up corner. I'm trying to like a new Drew up corner.

[Drew]

Do you want me to design a new. Yeah, I haven't been doing it for like, five episodes.

[Kai]

Hands.

[Drew]

I'll make a really good one, though.

[Kai]

Yeah. Cook some up. Welcome to Drusai Op Corner. Coet. How about you coet a job?

[Anya]

Like, go get a job or.

[Kai]

Yeah, okay.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Be broken spiritual, you need 222 look. For a be broken spiritual, you need 222 look. 444 a job.

[Anya]

Okay.

[Kai]

Shout out. Kelly H. Wait, hold on.

[Drew]

Wait. What was the horse one?

[Kai]

I hate that. Pee loud as with their horse or some like. That sounds like you're frying pork chops.

[Drew]

No, it was like, what are you gonna do? Like, wake up a horse?

[Kai]

Wait, what?

[Drew]

Wait, no, you remember this Psyop corner.

[Kai]

It was like, oh, like, imagine like, having to have sex in the olden days. Like, you have to wake up a horse to go or some.

[Drew]

Go get some.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anya]

Dude, the idea of waking up a horse so you can go and for like, two minutes is crazy.

[Kai]

Imagine your card declines at the hookah lounge and they delete your Snapchat stories. Chloe S.

[Anya]

That is so insane.

[Kai]

Okay, I got one more. If I come to your house and I see a roach in your microwave, I'm a press start. It's gonna pop. We don't have a microwave. Famously. Shout out, Barbie. Famously. We don't have a microwave.

[Anya]

Yeah. Does she have one? Yeah, she does.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, she does.

[Anya]

Rain doesn't have one. And she keeps talking about it. I'm like, no, have no microwave.

[Kai]

Don't get a microwave.

[Anya]

It's literally the worst vibe ever, not having a microwave. Like, I'm so hungry right now. I have to eat this cold as it sucks.

[Kai]

Looks so bad.

[Anya]

It's like, never been a vibe.

[Kai]

We thought about getting a toaster oven for a while, but it would just look scary on our counter. We already look so much uggo that is over there.

[Drew]

What do you mean it would look scary on your counter?

[Anya]

Because that's what I'm saying. We have so much shit already. Like, what are we going to do, throw a microwave on top of it?

[Drew]

Like, exactly what I mean. I feel like you have so much. You have so many items here that I feel like it would not be crazy to have a toaster.

[Kai]

Kai, is our house, like, overwhelming to walk into?

[Drew]

Okay, I swear to God, in the last six months, the amount of, like, objects that have accumulated in this house, it looks like, like, name one item in this fucking photo when I want.

[Kai]

The, like, stroke image.

[Drew]

Like, the first, like, AI image.

[Anya]

No, it's a vibe in here.

[Kai]

It's gotten out of control. We need a new house. We need to just leave everything behind. Okay, let's do some media. Immaterial. Sophie, remind me. Royce Cup, Star Fruits, Surf rider, Cornelius. And now. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Listen to the album Pacific by Hiromi. I can't say his last name. Hosono. Hiromi Harumi Hoson.

[Anya]

Oh, I don't have banks. Glasses on. Yeah. Haromi Hosono.

[Kai]

Yeah. This album is lit.

[Anya]

Third track is amazing.

[Kai]

Yeah, it's really, really good album. Shout out. Julian. Peace and love.

[Anya]

Mine is Clouds across the Moon by the Raw Band.

[Kai]

Okay, but that's literally not yours. Like, media that you chose for this week. So, like.

[Anya]

But it is. It's, like, right here. It's, like, weird to cut me off and, like, say that. So it's 16 and 17 by Dean Blunt, Overkill by Men at Work. I love that song. Like, I listen to it way too much.

[Kai]

On repeat. Love Bomber.

[Anya]

Oh, yeah. Love Bomber by Head Rush. Just for now, Imogen Heap, Felix Amica from Saltburn Soundtrack and Crazy World by King Ghidorah. And yeah. And Third coast by Tizo Touchdown. All right, guys. Happy birthday to me. I probably won't make it into next week, so you're ever gonna see. So it's really sad. I'm gonna die at 25.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. I just realized what I was looking at, and I was just looking at this, watching, like, four different videos at once.

[Anya]

Your discovery fee is disgusting.

[Kai]

I'm like a grown ass man.

[Anya]

There's not a single human on there. Like, there's no human faces is.

[Kai]

No, I'm a grown man and this is my discovery feed. Like, it's, like, really, really fun.

[Anya]

All right, bye, guys. Good night.

[Kai]

Peace and love.

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