Emergency Intercom Is A Sociological Study Conducted By The CIA

Summary

Podcast Summary: Emergency Intercom Is A Sociological Study Conducted By The CIA

Podcast Information:

• Title: Emergency Intercom
• Host/Authors: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
• Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast where Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips delve into various topics with humor and candid discussions. While there's no actual emergency, the hosts create an intense need for listener engagement through their lively banter.
• Episode: Emergency Intercom Is A Sociological Study Conducted By The CIA
• Release Date: December 9, 2022

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1. Opening Banter and Personal Anecdotes [00:56 – 05:40]

The episode kicks off with Drew and Inya engaging in a humorous discussion about misheard lyrics related to Fiona Apple’s album, leading into a broader conversation about personal hygiene. Inya expresses her frustration with men not washing their hands after urinating, highlighting issues like "pissy undies" and the lack of proper hygiene practices.

Notable Quote:

• Inya [01:20]: "I'm gonna fucking hate you."
• Drew [02:31]: "I don't have a dirty dick. I don't have to wash my hands."

2. Transition to AI Concerns and Privacy Issues [05:40 – 15:27]

The conversation shifts towards the rise of Artificial Intelligence (AI) and its potential threats. Drew expresses fears about AI making creative jobs obsolete and discusses the dubious nature of AI-generated artwork, particularly mentioning platforms like DeviantArt being used without consent.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew [05:12]: "There's no segue and it's just terrifying and there's nothing we can do."
• Inya [06:13]: "It's a foundation for."

The hosts delve into privacy concerns related to social media apps like TikTok and Instagram, emphasizing how these platforms may be exploiting user data for AI training purposes.

3. Social Media Habits and Media Consumption [15:27 – 24:16]

Inya and Drew discuss their personal habits regarding social media usage. Inya has minimized her social media presence, primarily using Instagram without engaging with the discovery page, while Drew shares his experience with Apple News as a replacement for "doom scrolling" on his phone.

Notable Quotes:

• Inya [07:00]: "I don't want to see that, I don't care."
• Drew [08:30]: "It's terrifying. Like, whatever. I avoid everything other than the only gnarly thing that scares me that I watch is literally AI."

4. Discussion on Marriage, Engagement, and Social Norms [24:16 – 28:23]

The hosts navigate a deep dive into societal norms surrounding marriage and engagement. Inya critiques the societal pressure to get engaged and married, questioning the necessity and timing of such commitments. Drew adds his perspective on the emotional and legal implications of engagements, blending humor with genuine concern.

Notable Quotes:

• Inya [24:21]: "How are you getting a nice speech from your partner and, like, not hearing that and being like, what the fuck is happening?"
• Drew [25:23]: "I will be your gay best friend till the end. But, like, really what I'm after is that pussy."

5. Reflecting on Popular Media and Influencers [28:23 – 35:48]

The conversation shifts to discussing popular YouTubers like Mr. Beast and Mark Rober. Inya and Drew analyze Mr. Beast’s recent video, "100 Kids vs 100 Adults," highlighting its emotional impact and the ethical considerations of such content. They also touch upon Mark Rober’s engaging science-based videos, blending admiration with a humorous undertone.

Notable Quotes:

• Inya [34:10]: "It is more culturally important than any movie I've seen."
• Drew [35:03]: "I'm really not."

6. Personal Stories and Family Dynamics [35:48 – 47:56]

The hosts share personal anecdotes involving family members, particularly focusing on memorable incidents with Drew’s nephew, Maddox. These stories range from mischievous behavior on flights to the dynamics of family interactions, showcasing the hosts' ability to blend humor with heartfelt moments.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew [43:42]: "He had it up and he completely lied. And it was so bad that the flight attendant was just like, no, this bathroom's like off limits."
• Inya [46:45]: "He is like a well-behaved kid and this was like a purge for him."

7. Media Recommendations and Final Thoughts [47:56 – 54:09]

As the episode winds down, Enya and Drew share their current media interests, recommending songs like "Boys a Liar" by Pink Panthers and discussing their favorite video games, including Pokemon Violet and Scarlet. They also touch upon their plans to watch upcoming movies and engage with new content, maintaining their signature comedic style.

Notable Quotes:

• Inya [48:11]: "My media of the week is Boys a Liar by Pink Panthers."
• Drew [49:48]: "I've been listening to a lot of Brazilian funk recently, which is like the most lit music I think ever created."

8. Conclusion and Sign-Off [54:09]

The hosts wrap up the episode with a brief thank you to listeners, a humorous mention of their recording schedule, and a playful promise related to Spotify rankings. They conclude with a final nod to their comedic style, leaving listeners entertained and eager for the next episode.

Notable Quote:

• Drew [53:25]: "If you can get us number one on Spotify, I will make an OnlyFans."

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Overall Insights:

In this episode of Emergency Intercom, Enya and Drew blend humor with insightful discussions on topics ranging from personal hygiene and AI threats to societal norms around marriage and the impact of popular media. Their candid and comedic approach not only entertains but also prompts listeners to reflect on contemporary issues. Notable moments include their deep dive into AI privacy concerns, heartfelt anecdotes about family, and light-hearted banter on media consumption habits. Through engaging dialogue and relatable storytelling, the hosts create an enriching listening experience that balances comedy with meaningful conversations.

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Note: The timestamps provided correspond to key segments within the episode, allowing listeners to reference specific discussions and quotes.

Transcript

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[Drew]

Oh, wait, no. That was the Fiona Apple I was trying to do, but it just came out way better, you know, at the end of when she starts screaming, oh, my God.

[Inya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Inya]

Want you to love me.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

Vegetable cutters.

[Drew]

No, I said vegetable cutters, but it sound like I said vegetable cutters. Fiona Apple's album vegetable cutters. It makes sense because her last name is Apple.

[Inya]

I'm gonna fucking hate you. Okay, so we've talked about this before, but I just need to bring it up again because I just had a new addition onto why it's gross when men don't wash their hands after they pee.

[Drew]

Okay, wait, let me. Let me preface the story. So I went to the bathroom right before we recorded, and I had washed my hands because I had dust from my hands because I got out my 3Ds because I'm giving it to my nephew for Christmas. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was like, I don't want dust all over my fingers. That's nasty. And then I came back in here, and I was like, oh, wait, I actually need to pee. So I went pee, and water from my hands had splashed on the toilet bowl lid when I washed it. And I was like, I'm not getting down there to wipe that water off the toilet bowl lid. It's literally soap water. Like, it's not going to affect anybody. So I was like, I'm not going to wipe that off. And so I came back in here, and I was like, FYI, guys, I just peed. But it's water from my hands when I washed my hands, not piss on the toilet bowl seat.

[Inya]

And then I was like, but you said it. You were like, oh, from when I washed my hands before I peed?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

And then I was like, okay, but did you wash your hands, like, after you peed? I'm confused. Like, why did you wash your hands?

[Drew]

I don't have a dirty dick. I don't I don't have a dirty penis. I don't have to wash my hands.

[Inya]

Men literally don't wipe. And I know that fucking wiener drips in your fucking undies. So you have pissy undies. You have pissy undies.

[Drew]

And your wiener goes, every man has pissy undies.

[Inya]

So. Okay, but that's what I'm saying is, like, that adds to why you should be washing your hands, because each time you fucking grab your grubby, nasty wiener, you have to dig through your fucking crusted over pp like calcium fied underwear to grab your calcium wiener. And then also, before we started, Drew sitting here like this, like, literally, like, touching the fuck out of his mouth.

[Drew]

No, I was pulling my nose down so I could smell my mustache. It's a thing.

[Inya]

And then he said. He said it smelled like ricotta cheese. And then he was like, I didn't say anything. And he goes, I was kidding. Like, because he got embarrassed.

[Drew]

It doesn't smell like ricotta cheese. It smells like diptyque.

[Inya]

Yeah, sure.

[Drew]

Yeah, it does. You want to smell my mustache?

[Inya]

No.

[Drew]

Give me a kiss.

[Inya]

Give me a kiss. I know somebody has stinky breath their mustache. And I was like, like, not mine.

[Drew]

Couldn't be me.

[Inya]

One time when we were younger, my brother ate a Big Mac, and he said that his upper lip smelled like Big Mac for two weeks, and he was freaking out.

[Drew]

No, the thing is, is that has stuck with me ever since you told me that story. That has stuck with me since then. And I am actually petrified to eat Big Macs because every time I eat them, I just have this, like, I smell the odor that a Big Mac creates, and it's like, I don't know how that's appetizing, but somehow it is. But it stinks like fucking shit and, like, farm turds or something. I don't know. And, like, it stained. It really does stain your skin if you get it on your fingers. Smell your fingers after a Big Mac three days later, and you'll smell the special secret Chipotle.

[Inya]

I feel like I have to burn my fingers after, like, eating.

[Drew]

They put so many onions and goddamn chipotle. It is.

[Inya]

I know. I literally, with a bleach cleaner on our counters and, like, not use gloves and just get my fingers coated in it. And even then, if your nails are long enough, the second scent seeps under your nails and it just stays there. Like, it gets, like, you know how.

[Drew]

Calcium or, like, a vile amount of onions. A vile amount.

[Inya]

Like, you know how, like I was saying the other day, I was like, oh, I need to just get a new, like, litter box because Azul's piss has, like, entered the plastic. That's what I think Chipotle onions does to my nail beds. Like, my actual, like, hard nails. Like seeds from the heat of the bowl while I'm eating and, like, grabbing the tortilla and stuff. It expands my nail bed from the heat so, like, it opens up layers so that the onions can go in.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

And then I just have stinky fingers.

[Drew]

Yeah, I know.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Right, right, right, right, right. I had something to say to add to this conversation, and then I started thinking about the inevitable takeover of AI and I. I genuinely was like, how do I segue into this? But there is no segue and it's just terrifying and there's nothing we can do. And your creative job is going to be obsolete soon because also that whole. Never mind.

[Inya]

Oh, the. The picture thing where you can put your picture in it, like, those things are a scam, like, to, like, for AI.

[Drew]

Psychological. Psychological operation, bruh. No, but it literally is. Stolen artwork from DeviantArt is what I've been seeing. I don't know if that's, like, real, but from what I've been seeing, it's like their databases use DeviantArt as, like, I just started doing this and I didn't realize it, but it's.

[Inya]

Yeah, I was like, a foundation for.

[Drew]

Like, all those, like, drawing pictures are just derivative from, like, this deviant art also.

[Inya]

Although somebody could say that, like, Instagram and every other app is, like, data mining and, like, just taking our pictures and, like, selling them and, like, doing weird things with them. Like, for some reason, when it comes to something like that, I'm like, once I'm on safari, uploading an image, it's a wrap, actually. Like, I don't even know if it's on a website, but do you know what I mean? Like, when you're on so far and you hit something and it. The Apple thing, something, you're like, upload image. I'm like, you're not getting access to my fucking folders right now. Because you know, you have to scroll through for the good picture of yourself that you want to put in there. So that fudgeing website is seeing all your photos. It's seeing your coochie. It's seeing your tits.

[Drew]

Yeah, well, think about this.

[Inya]

We got to put a pair of tits in that thing.

[Drew]

Yeah. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. The web browser used within TikTok app can track every keystroke made on its user's phone. That's fucking terrifying. Like, we're all key logged. We're all key logged outside of the app. I think that's what it's saying. New York Times said it can track every keystroke in the phone.

[Inya]

Well, I'm not on anything except Instagram anymore, which does make me so out of the loop. Like, I literally don't know anything.

[Drew]

I have no idea what is going on anymore, which is kind of nice, what I do.

[Inya]

All the only things I know is like the thing. Like the I. I'm also signed up for Apple News, but it's like, not like to my abide it'll be like.

[Drew]

Threats of nuclear missiles. And I'm like. And then I swipe up, you have.

[Inya]

To scroll, and there's nothing new. And I'm like, I gotta put my phone down and go to Fortnite right now.

[Drew]

I. I recently made, I think, the best purchase I've ever made in my entire life.

[Inya]

I just thought about the way my screen sounded and I was like, why can I make that sound?

[Drew]

I recently made the best purchase I've ever made in my entire life. And it is Apple News. But it's like, no sponsorship. No sponsorship. But it genuinely has changed my life in a very real way. Like instead of in the morning, like waking up and doom scrolling on my iPhone, I wake up in doom scroll on the Apple News app. But it is tailored to my preferences. So I like avoid all of the war shit because I'm sorry, like, I don't need to see that.

[Inya]

It's scary.

[Drew]

It's terrifying. Like, whatever. I avoid everything other than the only gnarly thing that scares me that I watch is literally AI. But everything else, it's just like science based and like happy news articles and stuff like that. So every morning instead of. Yeah, I just like read a couple articles in bed instead of laying there for two hours watching TikTok.

[Inya]

I do need to tap back into watching movies and shows and like reading books because I. Since I don't have any social media on my phone other than Instagram and my Instagram, like for like, page, like my following page because I don't look at my discovery page.

[Drew]

Oh, I love my discovery page.

[Inya]

I was gonna say we were doing your discovery page on Instagram. You were weird and like, you were like living in a different space and realm of time than I am. And like, that's so scary.

[Drew]

No, we were going through my likes. I'm not gonna do that now because it's like, actually humiliating, but it was.

[Inya]

Literally like, he looks like. It was like an iPad, baby.

[Drew]

Yeah, no, it was like sensory tick tocks and like that. It was weird, but I just love that. I like, it was sensory tick tocks, like cute little baby monkeys and then like, I don't know what else. Lamps. Like, I don't know, like, it was sound waves visualized, which is, like, really pretty, if you want to know.

[Inya]

I saw something today that I actually thought you would think was really pretty. But this 3D artist, like, remakes like, like little cells in the body and like, one that he made, like, lipids, like, literally look so lit. Like, I was like, oh, my God, I want to, like, live on this. If I can. If I could find it. Okay.

[Drew]

No, yeah, wait, I want to eat that. I want to fry it up.

[Inya]

I bet it, like, pops and it tastes like.

[Drew]

Like a gusher. Like a gusher, but natural flavored.

[Inya]

So, like.

[Drew]

We'Ll insert those pictures so you can see them.

[Inya]

There was something else I was gonna say. I forgot. Oh, yeah. But. But I have to get back to watching movies and reading books because all I do now is look at things to consume in terms of purchasing online. All I do is, like, look at clothes and, like, books and shoes and I'm like, wow, like, why do I need this right now? Oh, but actually yesterday I found like a bunch of steals on things for you. And, like, I shouldn't say that. I should just, like, when it gets here, be like, oh, my God, like, because I thought of you. But I have to make it apparent.

[Drew]

That I last night.

[Inya]

And it's not necessarily a gift because I don't think it'll get here in time, but I was like, you know what? I don't even care because this is.

[Drew]

I'm a good friend. I'm a good friend. Yeah, well, I bodied your gift, so for Christmas.

[Inya]

I know I've been really bad.

[Drew]

I fucking tour. I'm going to show Kai after this and he's going to freak the fuck out and you're going to be like, damn, I cannot believe you've done this. I cannot believe you've done this. And I'm just such a good gift giver. All of a sudden, like, something came over me. It's because I taught you I was so bad at giving gifts for so long. It was actually, like, comical how bad I was at gift. I don't know what to get anybody because I, like, I'm a selfish person and I only think about myself and I only think about What I want. And I don't care what other people want.

[Inya]

No, you know what it is?

[Kai]

That's what I did. I got you guys both the Fleshlight.

[Inya]

And then I was just like, I hate that you have to, like, just bleep it.

[Drew]

Because that is the funniest ever. It got me so off guard. But, yeah, that's the last thing I.

[Inya]

Was expecting you to say.

[Drew]

Yeah, like, what the. Leave that, though. Don't leave that. Leave that as well.

[Inya]

But what the was gonna say. Oh, you know why it's hard for us to shop for each other in a friend group is because none of us say anything real. And then when we do, all of us are just listening, waiting for our turn to say the real thing, and then no one's saying anything.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's just never. It's not a real conversation ever. I actually don't. I think that is the key to long lasting friendships is to talk about nothing forever. Because I was thinking about that because we were like, why? How do we still have shit to talk about always? And why are we not bored of each other yet? We've literally been together for every day for five years. Like, it makes no sense.

[Inya]

We.

[Drew]

How we don't hate each other's guts, and it's because we talk about nothing.

[Inya]

And we make noise now.

[Drew]

Make noise? Yeah, I like, literally scream and making you laugh and it's, like, funny. It's like.

[Inya]

And like, that was, like, the addition to us being like, oh, what do we talk about, like, in the car? We don't. We're. We're really at a point of talking about nothing. Like, what? Last night, we were just making noise. Like, you were just. Oh, you were silent the whole car ride. And then pulling up to the house, you just started making noise. I was like, can you shut the up? Like, he was dead, Sonic. The whole car ride.

[Drew]

You're mad. You're mad. Yeah, so. So AI is, like, taking over. Should we keep talking about that? Because it's actually scaring the out of me. And I know Kai has some good shit to say about it.

[Inya]

Kai, I will let you talk about it about AI. Yes. Because actually, for once, it was actually not even for once, because I do fear, like, AI and like, I fear technology advancing.

[Drew]

Wait, hold on.

[Kai]

There's an explosion.

[Drew]

Why was that an explosion? And some car alarms going off and the dogs barked. Why did the whole house shake? What the fuck was that? No, actually, what was that?

[Inya]

That might have been, like, a gnarly car accident, but, like, that's no Literally.

[Drew]

What if the nuke just went off? What if the AI heard us talking about it on emergency intercom?

[Inya]

I did see a video of somebody like pranking their family where they were like they airplayed this thing that was like a nuke warning and then some of the family members took out their phone and I was like, we are trapped. We are so trapped. We are like so bad.

[Drew]

They're recording the nuclear bomb in the.

[Inya]

Midst of a nuclear warning. Your family is around you and we are recording the tv like we're all going to die.

[Drew]

We're all dying.

[Inya]

Like it's going to be a pile of dust.

[Drew]

The thing is left will be the.

[Inya]

Apple logo because I know they made those things like nuclear like proof you have to have that. They want like people to find the logo and be like what was this? And like backtrack and be like oh my God, Steve Jobs.

[Drew]

My fucking ego is so big that I would record that and while I'm recording it be like oh this is going to be like the, the thing that everybody watches in a thousand 100 years, like in 50 years when they're talking about this specific nuclear explosion. Like everybody's going to watch this video. Okay, tap into some the.

[Kai]

Yeah, well I was thinking, did you guys know that they trained like a bunch of the models over like 10 years on the capture data or like the capture data.

[Drew]

Oh like the pictures taken with.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah. Like I think that started eight years ago where you would click on the traffic light or whatever and that is like the foundational basis upon which they trained all the AI Now.

[Drew]

Oh my God. So we're like creating our own enemies.

[Kai]

Yeah, I think Google started that like 10 years ago or something.

[Drew]

Do you know what he said?

[Inya]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

Oh you like well just you're a girl and it's like technology.

[Inya]

Yeah, that's what I thought you were saying but I was just making sure it's just like no, but I have my boy thinking cap on today so I've got my.

[Drew]

I'm just making sure I'm thinking about.

[Inya]

Like and like not washing my hands after I piss and like like NFT stuff like. Yeah, but that's why that those sites, I'm like this is crazy. And like tick tock filters and all of those things like they freak me the out because I'm like this is fully just like you're tapping into something so that AI can fully learn like down to our like facial like we're.

[Drew]

Teaching the robots exactly what we're trying to them from learning and Knowing when they're doing the captures, it's like, are you a robot? No. Click this image. And then the robots learning how to click this image.

[Kai]

Google's AI figured out where the G spot is.

[Drew]

It doesn't exist.

[Inya]

Yeah, people, that's a myth.

[Kai]

Well, it must, because it's like a super.

[Inya]

Did you, like, test it out?

[Drew]

Like, I haven't gotten.

[Kai]

I haven't gotten the opportunity to test.

[Drew]

That out, because if it's men, tell me.

[Inya]

But, yeah, it scares me. But then I also think I'm like. Then when I'm back outside, like, we were talking about it. You were, like, talking to me about it, and when I was driving my car, I was like, looking out. I was like, okay, AI this, AI that. But look out here. I don't see an AI in sight.

[Drew]

Yeah. How do you know?

[Inya]

As far as I know and as far as. Listen, I'm back. Ignorance is bliss.

[Drew]

Yep.

[Inya]

Hear no evil, say no evil, speak no. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. And I'm like, I don't. Who. What is AI? Who is that? Like, that doesn't have anything to do with me as far as I'm concerned at the very moment.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

So I'm like, if I can go to the farmer's market and, like, look at fruit and be like, wow, this is a piece of fruit somebody grew. Like, then I'm like, then that stuff doesn't exist. And I would like to think that it won't, like, actually destroy our future. But then I'm also like, thankfully, like, you know how in the 80s, they were like, we're gonna have flying cars in 2022. I think about that for us, I'm like, we don't have to necessarily deal with that. Which, sorry to my 2004 babies that I shot. It led. That I was being mean to. That's your problem.

[Drew]

Like, yeah, the world ending is your problem.

[Inya]

I'm like. I'm like, AI taking over is a. You in your 30s.

[Drew]

No, girl, this shit's gonna take over in 10 years.

[Inya]

Or maybe they're only five years younger.

[Drew]

This shit's taken over in 10 years. That's the scary part.

[Inya]

I will just go.

[Drew]

But watch how fast.

[Inya]

We've said that before.

[Drew]

I will just go, watch how fast it happens. It's already happening so fast. Have your little fun now, because it's not gonna be fun in 10 years.

[Inya]

But is it happening that f. I mean, I will say over, like, I guess it is.

[Drew]

I will say all of the people I follow on Twitter Using that shit. They're sexy. They're sexy in the art style, like GPT3 or. Yeah, it makes them super sexy. And I'm not going to go any further.

[Inya]

Instagram.

[Drew]

No, I meant Twitter.

[Inya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

I meant Twitter.

[Kai]

Wait. It makes them sexy because they're using it.

[Drew]

Friends from North Carolina, my NC friends. But they're like post selfies in it and I'm like, damn, you look cool as a barbarian. Oh, yeah. I feel like, hot as a barbarian.

[Kai]

It makes everyone, like, a little bit.

[Drew]

More of a barbarian. Let me show you.

[Inya]

Yeah, because it literally, like, it gives them, like, chiseled features.

[Kai]

Yeah. But it's so subtle. I'm like, oh, I guess you are, like, really hot.

[Drew]

Let me show you.

[Inya]

So I don't even find the need to do that because I look at photos of myself now and I'm like, I can see. I have the creative mind to, like.

[Kai]

Just think of that thing in your brain.

[Drew]

Now you see the vision. Now you see the vision.

[Inya]

You showed the camera by accident in it.

[Drew]

I don't give a damn.

[Kai]

Send me this.

[Drew]

No, like, do you see what I'm saying?

[Kai]

Yeah, I do. Now it. That's crazy.

[Drew]

So you see the vision, though.

[Kai]

Yeah. Maybe this is the real, like, use case for AI.

[Inya]

I already know this is not what I'm going to.

[Kai]

Is translating. But don't. You can't say that. There's, like, something there that you see.

[Inya]

There is something on this phone right now.

[Drew]

Yes, I do visually see something.

[Inya]

Hey, you're done.

[Drew]

See, that's what I desire the most. And when I go back to Texas, that's what I get. Except last time I tried and failed.

[Inya]

Miserable. This is just like. Like the logo for a coffee company or something. Like, this isn't very interesting. All of these are, like logos for coffee companies.

[Drew]

No, this one, he's a pilot. Pilot chair.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So maybe like a pilot company or something. And then I use this other fucking open air shit that freaked me. The. No. And you stop. This is too much. You're going to see, like, See, I'm on my side account, leaving likes and shit. Oh, God. But there's another AI by OpenAI that is actually fucking terrifying. And I was playing with it all morning, yesterday morning, and I was making it literally write, like, comedy sketches and comedy bits about certain things. And I was writing them and they weren't funny at all. They sucked balls. And actually, should we read one? But, like, it was. I'm not reading that, y' all. But I literally. The prompt was, I Was like, write a comedy bit about, like, fart so loud that it breaks the sound barrier. And it did, and it was awful. But the fact that it had the format, the formula, and was having the ability to make jokes and write it in half a second is fucking insane. In this same app or the same AI, you can say like, hey, like, I'm having trouble coding a part of my app. And then you can say, like, I don't fucking know code lingo, like in Python, write some shit or I don't fucking know about, like, coding your app and it'll ride. Write 50 lines of code for you that is functional. I have a friend literally actively designing an app, and he's stuck on a couple parts, and he wrote. He asked it to write code for him, and he implemented it into his app, and it legitimately worked, and it was, like, such a big roadblock for him. It's crazy. It's making everything obsolete.

[Inya]

AI has definitely made apps because, like, that app, those apps where it's like the girl getting covered in mud.

[Kai]

You're running a human made.

[Drew]

You're running on a strip, and you have to go through, like, plus 10 or times 30. Those ads you see, they, like, fart.

[Kai]

And all the mud comes off of them.

[Inya]

Yeah, like, that has to be AI. Like, 100% human is writing that.

[Kai]

The. The profile picture app was written with GPT3.

[Drew]

Really?

[Kai]

Yeah. That guy, I looked him up on Twitter, and He had an AI write, like, 80% of that app.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's obsolete.

[Inya]

See, I don't even know the name of the app because I'm an individual, and I, like, don't follow, like, things when people just do it. Why would I have sex with all of the cast of Mythbusters? Like, do you agree or no?

[Drew]

I 100 wholeheartedly agree. Why is Paramore on Mythbusters?

[Inya]

That's what I'm saying.

[Drew]

She's literally the nerd.

[Inya]

Hayley Williams.

[Drew]

Why is no one talking about Hayley Williams being on fucking.

[Inya]

I talked about it a lot.

[Drew]

That. That's crazy. But, yeah, the old man, he's giving, like, not anymore.

[Inya]

I saw him in, like, a newer video, and I was like, okay, you should stay back there.

[Drew]

He's giving the kittiest purr.

[Inya]

He was wearing too tight of clothes.

[Drew]

The kitty is purring.

[Kai]

Wait, is which old man? The one with the mustache.

[Drew]

I like the goatee one. The goatee one is sexy.

[Kai]

Adam Savage.

[Inya]

No, all of them are sexy. But in the OG One. Oh, not. Not. Not this one. I forgot about this One.

[Drew]

Wait, Adam Savage?

[Inya]

Yeah, he's lit. But not this one.

[Drew]

See, I, like, don't mind him that much.

[Inya]

I, like, can't with him. He looks like one of those dogs. Do you know which one I'm talking about? Yeah, like, you know, it's dog.

[Drew]

He's really red. But my little strawberry.

[Inya]

Hi, my little cherry. Wait, one of them is, like, missing. Like, there's. Oh, this. Okay. Like, now that I'm looking, like, maybe.

[Drew]

He'S like, 2003 hot. I know.

[Inya]

He, like.

[Kai]

Oh, the guy that looks like he was in some 41.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

Yes. It's very scary. I don't remember.

[Drew]

That is so funny. And I cannot believe I got that reference.

[Inya]

Like, okay, he is, like, lit. Like, actually, he's just cute.

[Drew]

He's just cute.

[Inya]

He's just got that personality. Yeah.

[Drew]

Should we talk about getting married off by your parents as a rite of passage in the Bible Belt? Or should we not touch?

[Inya]

Or should we talk about how it is actually insane how important getting engaged is to, like, a huge part of society? And that freaks me the fuck out. Like, we were watching this person's videos and, like, this couple got engaged, and it was a huge thing. And, like, it's always a huge thing when you see it, like, on the Internet. Like, people are like, oh, my God, I can't believe this happened. Like, here's like, the HDR drone footage of it happening. And it's like, oh, my God. Also, like, how are you, like, getting a nice speech from your partner and, like, not hearing that and being like, what the fuck is happening?

[Drew]

Like, I can't hear you over the drone. They also have drones delivering food in Granberry. You can order Chick Fil A via fucking drone, and it'll drop it off in your goddamn backyard.

[Inya]

You could literally shoot down a drone in fucking Fortnite.

[Kai]

The progression of this conversation, the last one minute is insane.

[Drew]

Well, I was going to also say me Texting in yet 3am saying I love you is like, a foolproof sign that I'm suicidal.

[Inya]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Drew]

I didn't text you.

[Inya]

Oh, okay. But weddings are so fucking. Not weddings, actually. Okay, here's the thing. I can get with a wedding because it's an excuse to throw a big party. Like, it's an excuse to have a huge fucking party, to get all dressed up, to go have fun, like, and whatever. It is, like, a little odd that the basis of it is, like, we're a couple. Like, okay, we've known you've been a couple for Ten fucking years. Like, you're not about to, like, re. Wrap it up and be like, oh, my God, guys, we're dating. Like, no, like, we know, bitch. We know you're together. Like, that's the weirdest part to me with an engagement is because people are like, okay. Like, I'm just like, we've been together for four years. Like, I need to get engaged. I'm like, that's not going to change the fact that y' all fight every day.

[Drew]

You're poisoned by negativity and anger and you need some cognitive behavioral therapy and just to reframe your mind and see the beauty in life. Because once you start looking for the good, it starts getting good and beautiful.

[Inya]

That's not going to change my opinion on, you know, who I just thought of. You know, the picture of Shane Dawson.

[Drew]

Like, I. I literally edited him one time to be, like, ginormous.

[Inya]

Like, I made him, like, literally, like, made him like.

[Drew]

Like, I wish I could find that fucking photo.

[Inya]

Like, I made him like nine feet tall, but, like, crouching does that make.

[Drew]

But that fucking photo is so.

[Inya]

I remember, so real, though, because, like, they would be the motherf to have, like, a big drone, but it's just, like, weirdly dark.

[Drew]

No, it's literally such a sketchy ass vibe. And I got damn photo. But the craziest thing is in my 2021, like, year recap thing I posted on Tik Tok, I snuck like, that in there. And like, a lot of people are like, why the fudge did you put the Shane Dawson photo? And they're like, cannot believe we're standing Shane Dawson in 2021 and shit like that. Just people who didn't know who I was. And then I literally just banned the word Jane Dawson from the comment section because I'm like, like, I'm not dealing with this. Understanding the fact that that is really not funny. I'm really not.

[Inya]

Like, also, the weird thing about engagements is like, okay, like, so you're just re wrapping up your relationship now. It's legal, so it's gonna be way harder for you to get out of it. Which, like, that is like, I know that's a negative thought, but, like, breakup's already hard. Like, why are you. Why are you, like, re. Like, you're. You're really putting your, like, line in the sand. You're rewrapping.

[Drew]

People love each other.

[Inya]

You wait. Like, people take so long to have their wedding. I'm like, chop chop. I'm not keeping up. Like, I don't give it up for four plus months.

[Drew]

I don't get it because I don't think I'm capable of like, loving another.

[Inya]

Well, that's different because you have issues. Yeah, I'm like a normal person who just like.

[Drew]

But like, I get why people get it. Do you know what I mean? Like, I get, like, why you want that and strive for that. Because it's just like, it's cute.

[Inya]

Yeah, I, and I understand that, but I'm like, I guess it really is because I never grew up around it.

[Drew]

You've always also. You have also always, always been like, anti marriage. Like, not in like a negative way, just in a way that you're like, I can show my love in other ways without like a legal fucking paper.

[Inya]

Like, yeah, but that's because I never grew up around anybody who was like, could or was getting it done legally. So I'm like, you're just married, babe. You've lived together for 10 years. Like, in my head, you're married. Like, you don't have to, you don't have to make it literally like a legal Olympic to break up. Like, you can just be married and normal. I'm just gonna. Whoever I end up with. I'm like, what?

[Drew]

Are you mine?

[Inya]

Am I yours?

[Drew]

No, baby, be mine forever.

[Inya]

I'll make you my husband if it doesn't work out. Okay, see, in my other routes of interest and my other options, you can be my husband.

[Drew]

Okay, see, that's like my biggest plan is to write. That's why I've been friends with you for so long. I've been putting up with all the bullshit. And I will, I will be your gay best friend till the end. But, like, really what I'm after is that pussy. That's really all I've been here for. Let's talk about it.

[Inya]

Wow. So damn, you're really committed to the bit because, like, you're having a lot of sex with men.

[Drew]

Yeah, because I can't. I don't want. I don't want to be. I don't want to be.

[Inya]

I don't want to get caught.

[Drew]

Yeah, I don't want to get caught. So I'm just like, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible.

[Inya]

So you're just going to cheat on me until.

[Drew]

See, the thing is, is there are people out there that believe that. Like, I actually think there's people in my family that probably think, like, we're like a thing without the label and shit. Like, I guarantee my grandma Janita, like, actually thinks worth it.

[Inya]

Oh, 100 because there's no reason.

[Drew]

I'm just letting her believe there's no.

[Inya]

Reason for her to be obsessed with me the way she is. Unless she thought I was in her family.

[Drew]

Yeah, she.

[Inya]

She. Like, I am family to her. But, like, I will say we talk about this all the time. But, like, in a way, that's how I see it too, though, because I'm like. Like, Madeline's, like, niece. Like, that's my niece.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

Like, and there's no going around it, but that also could be, like, I kind of grew up with Madeline, too. So now I just have, like, a parasocial. Not even parasocial. I literally have, like, an intimate relationship with Madeline in a way that I'm like, that's my.

[Drew]

The way my grandma texts me more about Enya and says, tell Enya I love her, then she love you to me. It's insane. And have you even. You've met her once in person? I met her at the celebration.

[Inya]

I met her once. Oh, yeah.

[Drew]

At the party.

[Inya]

The big party. She threw the party, though. She made the party.

[Drew]

She did. She really did. She turned up.

[Inya]

She made it a party. Me saying, she threw the party.

[Drew]

She's the eight girl at the party. She killed my brother is what it is.

[Inya]

Yeah. I've only met her once, but I just have that effect on people.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

I meet people and they're like, I'm obsessed with you.

[Drew]

No, that's literally real. As, like, yesterday, we met two people that we've known for a while, and I could feel everybody's energy in that conversation gravitating towards you. Not in a bad way, but I was just like, damn. And naturally, like, Inya just commands, like an audience.

[Inya]

I'm just charismatic. I'm sexy. Also, my big tits help.

[Drew]

Because people are like, it's hard to look away. It's hard. It's really hard to look away.

[Inya]

And there's just, like, a tension that brings people.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Inya]

Because I shove magnets within the skin layers and then I throw air tags in everybody. So they're just like a magnetic pole.

[Drew]

Yeah. Okay. So the thing is, is I actually do.

[Inya]

I'm replaced with air tags.

[Drew]

Don't do that. Don't do that.

[Inya]

I'm going to get air tags.

[Drew]

Your body will reject and attach air tags to them so bad so it can just lay in my disgusting, furry, hairy belly. But I need to address this because it's actually, like, getting out of hand a little bit. But on the subreddit, someone was like, I've been here for three years, and I still don't know if Drew is gay or straight. I'm straight. Like, I'm actually straight. It's actually annoying at this point that, like, you would even go there.

[Inya]

Like, also for you to, like, assume that, like, a gay man can't just indulge in Grindr and, like, explore his, like, indeed, intimacy.

[Drew]

Like, and you're. You're telling me a lactose intolerant person can't go down the milk aisle in the grocery store? I'm just looking.

[Inya]

Is that, like, a joke?

[Drew]

Yeah, that's like, someone on Grindr was like, I'm straight, by the way. And the dude responding back was like, this is Grindr, babe. Or something like that. And he was like, oh, so you're telling me lactose intolerant people can't go down the milk aisle and just look, like, in the grocery store? Like, wow. Okay.

[Inya]

That's a really good one.

[Drew]

You're right. Right, right, right. Whoa.

[Inya]

Oh, Mr.

[Drew]

Beast is awesome.

[Inya]

We were both, like, taking a moment to look at our notes. Mr. Beast is actually awesome. Like, we've already said this and gone on, like, a miss a pro Mr. Beast rant, which is actually fucking annoying. Like. Like, actually, I was gonna be like, why hasn't he seen us talk about him? But we've talked about him once, and also, he's, like, the biggest YouTuber ever.

[Drew]

45 minutes.

[Inya]

Everybody is talking about him at moment. Yeah, but, like, why?

[Drew]

There's something special about us. There's something special.

[Inya]

What about me? Like, put me in the box.

[Drew]

Literally put me in the box. He is so literally.

[Inya]

His last video. Are you good? Wait, how many videos does he release a month?

[Drew]

Like, maybe one or two. But his last video made me and Inya so happy. The 100 kids versus 100.

[Inya]

Literally, I teared up the first time we watched it, and then the second time we watched it, I cried.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

Do you care for spoilers?

[Kai]

That's okay.

[Drew]

Okay. Spoilers alerts. Mr.

[Inya]

Beast. Spoiler alert.

[Drew]

Yeah, we don't spoil alert anything else we ever do, but for some reason, we choose to spoiler Mr. Beast video. It is more culturally important than any movie I've seen. You know what?

[Inya]

It is too. Like, I think why that video made us, like, so emotional is because we have fully gone to the age that we cry at. Like, everything that, like, is a tear jerker on our iPhones.

[Drew]

Yeah. Yep.

[Inya]

And on tv. Like, I literally, like, at any sight of, like, a parent child relationship being sweet, I will cry and kill myself and, like, heal over and Die and, like, roll over. Like, I literally will pass away. And that episode, so basically what it was, it was 100 kids versus 100 adults. And you're like, that's already interesting. And then we're like, how is that legally possible? But it's because it's like the parents versus kids. So it's like, parents, like, signing waivers.

[Drew]

That their kids can stay in these fucking boxes for a week.

[Inya]

And, like, the parents are involved, too. So, like, dude, this one was kind.

[Drew]

Of crazy because I. They buried kids in coffins. They buried, like, 70 kids. It was weird as Mr. Beast is, like, actually treading it.

[Inya]

Like, he is pushing it, but it's just like, kids versus parents, whatever. And at the end, like, at one point, they, like, let them talk because the boxes are next to each other, and they put a pipe through, and the kids talk to each other, and the kids, like, start crying, talking to their parents and the parents, too. And, like, some of the kids call for their parents, and their parents aren't in the box, like, anymore trying to win. So the kids get really upset and sad and, like, it's just so, like.

[Kai]

Like, emotionally, like, this seems objectively fucked up. What are you talking.

[Drew]

No, no, no, no, no. You have to watch it. You have to watch it.

[Kai]

Just describing kids being tortured, separated from their parents.

[Inya]

What's sweet in it is, you know, like, the kids and parents. Because then at the end, a bunch of the kids that were left, a bunch of their parents are in the box still. Like, they. They all stayed in these. Also, a box makes it sound tiny, but it's a building. Like, it's a huge building.

[Kai]

I was imagining, like, literally a coffee coffin.

[Inya]

No, no.

[Drew]

They were buried in coffins underground.

[Kai]

Wait, what is going on?

[Inya]

No, it's literally, like, he built, like, two, like, huge building shaped like boxes, and it's like, stay in the box challenge. Like, whatever. It is odd that there's a party potty in there, because I know it stung because it was, like, four days going in there cleaning it, because I'm like, those kids are their ass off. They're feeding everybody oatmeal every day. Like, their metabolism is kicking right now, but it's just because at the end, they all, like, come out and they, like, hug each other, and it's sweet. And, like, the kids and adults who, like, both stayed in it are crying, and they're like, you did it. You did it. Oh, my God. And they're, like, just all so proud because, like, you know, before they left that morning to, like, go to the competition. They sat at the table and they were like, okay, no matter what, stay in there. And I'm gonna stay in there too. So that, like, no matter what happens, like, we will walk away winning this. It was just sweet because it's like, oh, I feel like it's very animalistic.

[Kai]

I feel like the final Mr. Beast video is going to be Mr. Beast bailing out the United States and like the next financial crisis or something.

[Inya]

That would be lit.

[Drew]

Hopefully.

[Inya]

Like, literally.

[Drew]

Actually.

[Inya]

Why is he so.

[Drew]

What is it called?

[Inya]

He's kind of scary. Like, in a way. Like there's something up.

[Drew]

Yeah, no, Me and Kai talked about that forever. Adam Roper, or what is his name?

[Kai]

Mark.

[Drew]

Mark Rober and Mr. Beast have some skeletons in their closet that no one has.

[Kai]

Mark Roberts, that guy's awesome.

[Drew]

I love Mark.

[Kai]

I actually get excited like, like a baby when I see he drops a video because he'll like make squirrels, like, do these competitions and stuff in his backyard. Yeah, it's really sick.

[Inya]

I've seen like the guy who, like feeds all his raccoons, but I haven't seen that.

[Drew]

Oh, no, no, it's. It's. It's like really high budget science based content. Like, he. Maybe if I saw it, he worked on like a rover to NASA and then started like a YouTube channel that science based. And there's.

[Kai]

It's good.

[Drew]

There's some evil energy there that I cannot explain. I cannot explain it. No, I'm just kidding. He's such a good guy. He really is so nice.

[Inya]

That's like the part of me that like, fears power is like, there's something up with Mr.

[Drew]

Beast. Yeah.

[Inya]

But then the part of me that I'm like, he's just like a dude who's literally like, like, yeah, you know what? You go stinky. Because I kind of have a feeling he stinks. But I'm like, you go stinky.

[Drew]

But Blackstone reality real real estate, worth $125 billion, owns $125 billion of apartment complexes all across America and have been buying it up ever since 2008, probably prior. Well, they're collapsing and so are all the other maker real or real estate companies. So, like, just wait. Just wait. Everything's gonna go back to how it was supposed to be, where we can all own our own stuff.

[Inya]

Well, I think if you used your phone and text somebody horizontally that you're a killer.

[Drew]

Wait, text on horizontally.

[Inya]

Like, because you can like turn off the thing and like text on your phone like this actually ergonomically it's probably way better.

[Drew]

I thought you were saying me doing that, that and, like, that I'm a killer.

[Inya]

No, but, like, like, that's like an old people thing. Like, why.

[Drew]

This is insane.

[Inya]

Like, why are you, like, turning your phone and, like, using it like that?

[Kai]

I swear, when the iPhone first came out, people would do that.

[Inya]

No, because. Because that was like, you think I don't have a sidekick? Look at this.

[Kai]

Yeah, exactly.

[Inya]

Because, like, that's when it was, like, lit.

[Drew]

But, like, now, actually, recently, I have been using my phone more often in horizontal mode than vertical mode because I've just been watching so much YouTube because I'm trying to get off of every other social media app. And, yeah, that's normal.

[Inya]

Watching, like, the YouTube video like that. But, like, texting like that. Like, if you got off the YouTube video and you were able to type and look up videos, I'm like, get, like, get on your iPad. Like, what. Why are you on your iPhone like that? Even on your. Like, if you text on your iPad, why are you doing that?

[Drew]

Oh, I do that. I do that every day.

[Inya]

If you have the keyboard attachment to your iPad.

[Drew]

You caught me doing that. What are you doing? I was sending audio messages. I literally. It was so funny. I was like, damn, this is, like the first night in a very long time that I haven't been super, like, emotionally depressed and sad before going to bed and thinking about everything and freaking the out. And I was like, damn. Like, I feel so good and happy, and I love life. And I was just, like, spreading that joy with my really close friends Hunter and Tag. And I was like, dude, life is beautiful. All you have to do is just, like, love. That's it. Like, be happy. And then Anya barged in with, like, the most gnarly, like, anxiety, stress inducing conversation I've ever had in my entire life. And then I was like. I was like, oh. Like, I don't care. Like, I can see the beauty in life and I love everything. And then just. I, like, kept thinking about it and spiraling. Granted, it pissed me off. Not you, the conversation at hand.

[Inya]

But, you know, I had to do it. Like, I just, like, I could sense from the living room, I was like, drew is silent and happy, and I need to go over there and I need to kill that joy.

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Inya]

I mean, I just need to remind you that, like, life is not evil.

[Drew]

There's nothing good that happens. It's. It's a pit of suffering. Why am I like syphacis? Syphacis. Your syphilis Syphilis. The guy who rolls the ball up.

[Kai]

Yeah, it's syphilis.

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Inya]

You are serving syphilis.

[Kai]

Sisyphus.

[Drew]

Sisyphus. Sissy fist. Oh.

[Kai]

Oh, that was good.

[Drew]

Candace Owens needs to keep my name out her mouth.

[Inya]

For real. She has not said your name.

[Drew]

She needs to chill the out. Like, Candace Owens. Like, yes, I'm a man. Yes, I wear dresses like. You don't have to post it on. What was the video.

[Inya]

Was it the video of you in the living room in my big ass dress twirling? Is that.

[Drew]

There was one of me frolicking around in one of your dresses in your bedroom that she posted, and so I posted that as a rebuttal. The one of me spinning in the dress and I was like, yeah, like, I don't give a fuck. But I was lumped in with, like, Harry Styles and other uber famous people at the point at that time. So I was like, damn. Like, she sees me in this dress and thinks like, Harry Styles. Yeah. Or thinks like, oh, like big influence. Like, I can twist it to feed my ego somehow. But that bitch really did post me and I don't give a fuck. Like, she thinks you're going to hell. Literally cannot. She needs to keep my name out of her mouth. I'm not fucking playing.

[Inya]

You need to keep your mouth on my mouth.

[Drew]

Mouth. Come here, come here, come here. I love you so much and I want you to know that.

[Inya]

How come I can't smoke on a plane, but they could cook that stinky fish up there?

[Drew]

Yeah, true.

[Inya]

Like, what? Like, literally, what is me smoking, like, a little bit gonna do if. If anything, you need me to smoke on the plane to eradicate the.

[Drew]

I've smoked on a plane before.

[Inya]

I think everybody, like, hits something.

[Kai]

Somebody tried to build a bomb on the plane that I was on from New York.

[Drew]

I do not believe you.

[Kai]

I'm being serious.

[Drew]

What? How did they do that?

[Inya]

That's a shame.

[Kai]

Okay, I don't know if it was a bomb, but, like, I looked over and this guy came out and a ton of smoke came out of the bathroom. And then the flight attendant was like, you should a cartoon.

[Drew]

The new Kiki Palmer SNL bit. He has fucking baby smoking cigarettes inside of him.

[Inya]

Okay. So the flight attendant went over.

[Kai]

Yeah, the flight attendant was like, excuse me, did you light something on fire? And he was like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And there's just like a shit ton of smoke coming out. She's like, come over here. Look at this, look at this. And it like, she was like yelling at him in front of everyone. And he just would not admit to clearly. Like, he had like a bathroom box mod. Like, it literally seemed like he had a fog machine in there because he opened it and he was like, I have literally no idea what you're talking about.

[Drew]

That's fucking lit house. Maddox, one time on a plane. He was. I forget where. I think they were flying to Missouri. And it was Madeline, my mom, Stephen, my dad, and Maddox going to Missouri. And Maddox, it was a completely empty flight. Like, they were the only five people on this airplane. And Maddox is like my nine year old nephew. He was probably eight or seven at the time. He went to the bathroom and like disappeared for like 30 minutes. And everybody was like, where the fuck is Maddox? And then he came back and he just sat down and was completely silent for the rest of the flight. And then my sister went up to go to the restroom, and Maddox had gone into that restroom and destroyed it, like, soaked like toilet paper and like water and threw it at the sink and was trying, like, flushing the toilet paper down this, like, the toilet as it, like, goes. And like, he had it up and he completely lied. He was the only person that went into that bathroom the entire flight other than Madeline. And he is still to this day committed to that lie. And he will not admit that he destroyed the bathroom. And it was so bad that the flight attendant was just like, no, this bathroom's like off limits. You have to use the other one. And like, he lied and like, it's hilarious. Like, I don't give a. Dude I love, but he got his. No, he didn't.

[Inya]

I mean, he got his iPad taken away.

[Drew]

No, he did. Like, he got in a lot of trouble. I was gonna say he got his ass beat, but he didn't get his ass feet.

[Inya]

Well, he did because I beat his ass.

[Drew]

Yeah, the flight attendant. Yeah, she, bro.

[Inya]

But I don't know what I was gonna say. Oh, I love when kids lie. Like, once kids get to the age where they just start lying, it's so good. Someone the other day told me that actually kids, like, lying early is a good sign of their intelligence. Because.

[Drew]

I was just like itching behind my ear. I just getting the motion right.

[Inya]

I hate you. But it's like a sign of intelligence because, like, if a kid can sit here and articulate like, like a situation to be like, oh, how can I frame this situation that, like, it will benefit me if they start doing that really young. That is kind of scary. But, like, it's a sign of intelligence. Because if like your 4 year old can be like, okay, that thing was wrong. I'm gonna say that I did this instead so that like it doesn't fall back on me. Then it's like showing that the kid has like, can just like keep up. Like, okay, like I know this, I know that, I know that. But also maybe like terrifying. I like kids when they like lie about stupid like that. Like him coming to the seat dead silent and just being dead silent because like he knew, like he was like.

[Drew]

He was like, I shouldn't.

[Inya]

You know. It's also the thing about as he got in there and he did the first mark of bad action was like, that felt good.

[Drew]

That was fun.

[Inya]

That was like he, he probably started with like squirting the soap and not taking it and it just shooting it was like he's.

[Drew]

He's like a well behaved kid and this was like a purge for him. Like he's never done anything like this ever. But like it was apparently like brutal and gnarly and cannot believe and literally just so bored.

[Inya]

You also put him on a fucking metal tube, probably with no movies on his iPad. He was like, yeah.

[Drew]

And he probably didn't take his medicine that day, dude. It was, it was just like a lot like apparently for my parents and Madeleine and Steve. But it's so funny him getting in trouble when he does something like stupider that he doesn't. Shouldn't be doing because he actually is like really intelligent. Like I actually believe that he is like super smart and way too smart for his own good. And he's like way too smart for his own good. And every time he gets in trouble, like it is so funny to watch the way he be reacts to it because he like shut down. Shuts down, gets super red. Like doesn't cry. But like is like a complete. Like you can see how embarrassed he is that he like did that because he knows better. Yeah, I just like when kids know better.

[Inya]

My, my cousins are.

[Kai]

It's funny. You guys are funny people. So I'm sorry that I like to like to laugh.

[Inya]

Tomorrow don't even bother clocking in.

[Kai]

Oh my God.

[Drew]

Yeah, we're recording like 18 episodes in a row for you guys. It's gonna be so hard.

[Inya]

Well, with that being said, should we hop into some media? Yeah, media.

[Kai]

What if I put my head in the oven like Sylvia Plath?

[Drew]

I would actually slam it so hard so the.

[Inya]

It isn't what will kill you. You would die from decapitation.

[Kai]

Blunt force.

[Drew]

I would Love if you did that.

[Kai]

I'm going to save that for the 69th episode.

[Inya]

Damn.

[Drew]

You know what was really, dude, damn, you looking fine. Cuz that body like, whoa.

[Inya]

You know what sucked is my family stores like oil, like used oil. Like if they like fried something, they'll like, if it's a big thing of oil, they'll just store it in the oven. And so many times as a kid, I'd be like, I'm going to make cookies and turn on the oven and.

[Drew]

I just burn smoke out the house.

[Inya]

And like I open the oven to go put my cookies in and I get like fucking bombed by like a bunch of like smoke from burnt oil. Or like I would, when I would go take the oil out, I would drop all the oil at the bottom and be like. I'd be like, I don't want to fucking clean it. And I would just like put it back and then it would still burn. And then like that burned oil would burn over and over and over again every time I used.

[Drew]

Burn. Burn these nuts.

[Inya]

Well, here's my.

[Drew]

I have a note that is just. Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Inya]

Okay. You're a freak. My media of the week is Boys a Liar by Pink Panthers.

[Drew]

I genuinely have listened to that song 38 to 45 times in the last.

[Inya]

Two days because it's literally only two minutes long.

[Drew]

It is the only song she has listened to that.

[Inya]

When you put that.

[Drew]

Oh.

[Inya]

As I say, when you put that into time. I've only listened to it for 20 minutes, but that's like 80 minutes of listening. Damn, damn, damn, damn. And honestly, that's the only media I'm gonna give you guys today. Actually, my other song is. And this is my last immediate take about by Madonna, such a song.

[Drew]

I've been listening to like a lot of Brazilian funk yesterday. I mean, Jesus Christ. I've been listening to a lot of Brazilian funk recently, which is like the most lit music I think ever created. I. I haven't heard like anything that makes me want to like move more than that music. I don't have any specific songs off the top of my head because it's just like a bunch of like random MCs and DJs on SoundCloud. Like, it's like a playlist that a friend made for me. But yeah, just look into it and find your own. It's really, really fun. And then still on my like schizophrenic music taste, like I made a playlist of just like all the music that like genuinely like, there's no reason I should be listening. I don't know what this song is, but like that's not a real song. And I love this. I'm just so into it right now and I cannot get out of that hole. But like an example is. I think I already said all this.

[Inya]

I know a lot of my media stuff I've been listening to already, so. Or I've said already so I'm just like. I'm taking up foul silence.

[Drew]

Amiga as una lastima K Al. I don't know how the last word is cut off by arrow. Gross. Rave. Rats. But that's like a 10 minute song. I don't know. And I haven't been watching movies. I want to go see Bones and all. Or the new Pixar movie Strange World tomorrow night. Yeah, I'm down. I want to see Strange.

[Inya]

Our friend who we're supposed to see tomorrow, who. I don't know how we're gonna make that work.

[Drew]

Oh, are we? Actually, yeah.

[Inya]

I have to hit that up because I can't today because I had. I've literally after this I have to run to a shoot and then I have the gym after that, so.

[Drew]

Damn. I don't know why I'm so nervous.

[Inya]

But anyways, you're always nervous to meet new people.

[Drew]

Yeah, he. I hate having to like. Yeah, I don't hate it, I love it. But like, it's so hard for me to like be comfortable around a new person because like I'm just like a. Like just. I don't know, I don't know. I get to. In my head. But I have been playing. I haven't been watching movies. I want to see Strange World, Bones and all. But I've been playing the new Pokemon game which like, if you just look at like Internet reviews of that game, like it looks like it's the worst game ever created. But I actually played it and there is a reason why it sold 10 million copies in the first week. It is, I personally think like the best Pokemon game ever made. And like, I hate when people say this about AAA billion dollar gaming companies where they're like, it's a step in the right direction. But like it really is. Like if they could just figure out the graphics, it would be a masterpiece. But like, I don't even know if you could run good graphics other than fucking Breath of the Wild which was in development for 15 years on the switch. Like, I don't know. I have my qualms and thoughts about it, but. But Pokemon Violet and Scarlet is a really great game. And you should play it. And I already beat it. I beat it in like four days and then I just have kind of been chilling on it. It's like the first game in a while that I like am okay. Just like picking up my switch and playing randomly.

[Inya]

All right, well, thank you guys so much for listening.

[Drew]

Yeah, thank you for tuning in.

[Inya]

Gorgeous weekend. And.

[Drew]

Yeah, if you can get us number one on Spotify, I will make an only fans. I will make an only fans and I will show my let's get me number one on Spotify.

[Inya]

Thank you guys.

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