Enya And Orion Went On A Trip Without Drew

Summary

Podcast Summary: Emergency Intercom – "Enya And Orion Went On A Trip Without Drew"

Release Date: June 25, 2022
Hosts: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent)

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Trigger Warning:
This episode contains explicit language, discussions about self-harm, substance use, and other sensitive topics.

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1. Introduction and Initial Banter (00:17 - 02:06)

The episode begins with Drew and Enya exchanging playful banter, setting a light-hearted and irreverent tone. Drew attempts to start with a positive note by wishing Enya a "Happy pride," which leads to Enya making a controversial and dark joke:

• Drew [00:31]: "Happy pride."
• Enya [00:43]: "Kill yourself."

2. Controversial Statements on Pride and Self-Harm (02:09 - 04:33)

The hosts delve into a satirical discussion about pride, intertwining it with offensive humor. Enya mocks the concept by calling pride a "seven deadly sin" and links it absurdly with being gay. They navigate through sensitive topics with dark humor, clarifying that their remarks are made in jest:

• Enya [00:56]: "I don't need none of that pride shit."
• Enya [04:33]: "I'm reclaiming the word."

3. Substance Use and Personal Anecdotes (04:33 - 12:30)

Drew discusses his experiences with fashion week in Paris and mentions using substances like "zaza" (slang for high-quality marijuana). Enya shares a story about being scammed with weed-flavored pods that contained no THC, highlighting their humorous take on drug-related mishaps:

• Drew [06:09]: "I just leaked."
• Enya [08:49]: "We bought weed, Jewel pods and it was a scam and I got scammed."

4. Language and Communication Challenges (15:02 - 18:02)

The conversation shifts to the complexities of language and communication, where Drew expresses his discomfort with language evolving too rapidly. They humorously speculate about the origins of human language and compare it to the advent of the internet:

• Drew [15:22]: "I can't believe people just like."
• Enya [17:30]: "The bugs under my skin."

5. Travel Stories and Personal Experiences (18:02 - 21:12)

Enya recounts her trip to Texas, surprising her mother for Father's Day. Drew shares emotional moments triggered by parental content on social media, illustrating their deep yet comedic take on personal relationships:

• Drew [19:53]: "That video of you surprising your mom actually made me cry."
• Enya [21:17]: "I love old people."

6. Health and STD Testing (23:18 - 26:15)

Enya reveals her anxiety over STD testing results, only to announce she's clean, emphasizing the importance of getting tested. The hosts joke about their personal habits and health concerns:

• Enya [23:56]: "I got an STD test last Thursday… I'm clean."
• Drew [25:07]: "You're a psycho and you're gross and ugly."

7. Mental Health and Psychiatry (32:24 - 48:03)

Drew contemplates seeking psychiatric help due to obsessive behaviors and anxiety, while Enya shares her struggles with speaking without filtering her thoughts. Their conversation highlights their humorous yet honest approach to mental health:

• Drew [45:29]: "I'm gonna go see a psychiatrist."
• Enya [47:32]: "It's almost…"

8. Friendship Dynamics and Relationships (48:03 - 52:18)

The hosts discuss their close friendships, particularly Drew's trip with Orion. They reminisce about childhood antics and playful moments, reinforcing their camaraderie through humor:

• Drew [48:23]: "We're like sisters."
• Enya [49:32]: "We need to free the nipple."

9. Social Media, Privacy, and Public Image (53:13 - 57:54)

Enya and Drew talk about their discomfort with how they're portrayed on social media. They express frustration over unflattering photos being shared and the invasion of their privacy, all while maintaining a comedic edge:

• Drew [55:07]: "Don't do me dirty."
• Enya [57:08]: "I love you so much, Mom."

10. Media Preferences and Final Thoughts (59:01 - 60:36)

The episode concludes with the hosts sharing their favorite media picks, including songs and shows they enjoy. They wrap up the conversation with more light-hearted banter and teasers about future content:

• Drew [59:01]: "See you Soon by Biba Doobie Text."
• Enya [60:12]: "I'm a grower. I'm not a shower."

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Conclusion:

This episode of Emergency Intercom is a blend of dark humor, candid personal stories, and playful banter between Enya and Drew. They navigate through sensitive topics with a comedic twist, offering listeners an unfiltered glimpse into their friendship and individual personalities. The inclusion of notable quotes with timestamps provides a vivid representation of their dynamic and the episode's flow.

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Notable Quotes:

• Enya [00:43]: "Kill yourself."
• Enya [04:33]: "I'm reclaiming the word."
• Enya [23:56]: "I got an STD test last Thursday… I'm clean."
• Drew [45:29]: "I'm gonna go see a psychiatrist."
• Enya [49:32]: "We need to free the nipple."

Please listen to the full episode for a comprehensive experience.

Transcript

[Drew]

So this is another episode of this God forsaken podcast, Truth. What's the name of it?

[Enya]

Emergency intercom.

[Drew]

Oh, okay. Honestly, before we start, I just want to say something, because I haven't said it to you this whole month, and this will technically be the last episode of the month. Happy pride. Drew.

[Enya]

Kill yourself.

[Drew]

I was literally doing something nice. Like, I was.

[Enya]

I don't need none of that pride shit. Okay, everybody. With pride. Pride is a seven deadly sin. One of the seven deadly sins, along with being gay. You're having pride for being gay? A lot.

[Drew]

You said pride is one of the.

[Enya]

The. It's literally true.

[Drew]

Is that actually, what are the.

[Enya]

It's like pride, lust, gluttony, ego. Yamama's vagina. Her couder Bronson.

[Drew]

It's deadly.

[Enya]

That's for damn sure.

[Drew]

The clitoris hood. Hi, can I lift the hood of your clitoris? Can I take a peek under there?

[Enya]

Hi.

[Drew]

Also, I just want to clarify, we're doing a zoom episode because I'm still in Paris, because I'm walking. I'm walking this week for Fashion Week.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Yeah. I can't say who I'm walking for, but.

[Enya]

Jacques Mousse. Yes, you were the new Jacques Mousse Nike collection.

[Drew]

I, at the top of my head, was trying to, like, think of something that rhymed with, like, coochie, and I.

[Enya]

Was gonna say Jacques Moussi.

[Drew]

Let me see your Jacques Moussey. Can I see your Jackmoor Gucci.

[Enya]

I'm walking for Gucci's coochie.

[Drew]

Coochie coochie coochie coochie couture. I'm gonna start a coochie couture line. Me and Drew haven't seen each other for so long. So long.

[Enya]

It has been two weeks, and we have, like, refrained from talking to each other to give y' all the best experience possible with this podcast.

[Drew]

Also, because I don't like talking to Drew in my free time, if I'm gonna be honest. But that's just me being honest.

[Enya]

Like, what?

[Drew]

That's.

[Enya]

That's, like, the meanest thing I think I've. Anybody has, like, actually ever said to me.

[Drew]

Oh, you'd rather have a friend that's a liar? That's what you're saying? That's what you're saying right now?

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

That you would rather just have a friend.

[Enya]

I would rather have a friend who lied and talked behind my back. Was mean to my face, like, 100%.

[Drew]

Would you actually?

[Enya]

Yeah. Because if it's not to my face. And how Is it going to hurt me? Like, if they're fake and they're nice to me in person, but then they go behind my back and talk shit. Like, who cares? They're nice to me in person.

[Drew]

But what if it gets to you? Like, what if he. It's like, you.

[Enya]

Everybody's a liar these days. I don't trust anybody.

[Drew]

That's actually every single high schooler, when they had their first, like, fight with their friend, they're like, that was real. I know. I would rather have a friend who talk shit because then I would simply cut them off. Like, I like, to my face. Because then I would just, like, I'm not your friend anymore. Like, we're done.

[Enya]

We need to bring. Telling people to kill themselves.

[Drew]

Oh, I don't know if that's something to, like, bring back. Like, I thought. I think we're going through the reform of, like, stopping.

[Enya]

They brought back Y2K. They brought back indie sleaze. It's time to bring back tyrann. Telling people to kill themselves. Look, like, I don't mean. I don't. When I say it. I don't mean for people to, like, actually go and off themselves. Yeah, it's like saying, like, you.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's. I. I like saying it. It's. It's, like, comical to say it. Like, I'm just saying it as a joke and if you.

[Enya]

I'm reclaiming it. I'm reclaiming the word.

[Drew]

I'm just like, were you gonna fudge. Say something.

[Enya]

Don't fucking talk over me. Me. Me being the one that talks over you?

[Drew]

No, we talk over each other so much. But I. I don't know. Did we mention this in an episode? There was, like, this podcast or there was this TikTok that somebody had, like, are you feeling yourself? Were you taking a selfie? You actually have a really nice side profile. Actually, like, it looks really good. I'm not going to do it because actually, like, every time I see my side profile when we have to rewatch. Are you swallowing your. Your chin right now?

[Enya]

What is it called? I'm glucking. It's where you, like, suck your tongue up.

[Drew]

No, it's mewing.

[Enya]

Yes.

[Drew]

Glucking.

[Enya]

Why is it called Gawk Gawk 3000? Why did we agree on that?

[Drew]

Because it's the. No, because it's like, the sound like someone makes when, like, they're giving head.

[Enya]

Gawk. Gawk. Well, no, it's like, I'm giving that 3,000.

[Drew]

Have you never, like, heard, like, have.

[Enya]

You heard of LGBTQ plus community. No, I haven't. I'm not a part of the LGBTQ community.

[Drew]

I just laughed so hard. I. I leaked a little. I'm not gonna lie, y' all. I. I just leaked. Since I'm traveling, I don't have my diva cup and. What did you say?

[Enya]

I literally didn't say anything. I didn't say, show the camera of your little stain.

[Drew]

That is so gross. But since I'm traveling and I don't have my diva cup, I have to use tampons. And I actually think tampons are the worst thing ever. Like, that is.

[Enya]

I'd have to disagree with you.

[Drew]

Like, what's your take? Like, what do you like about tampons? True.

[Enya]

Like, it has to feel good going in.

[Drew]

You think. You think there's sexual pleasure in inserting a tampon? Oh, wait, have you ever put. Is it because you put a tampon in your butt so you know it's pleasurable?

[Enya]

Yeah. Don't look at me.

[Drew]

Why? Drew, show yourself. You're so beautiful. Even without makeup, you're so beautiful.

[Enya]

A big fucking head.

[Drew]

No, me too. I'm not kidding. I'm like, so. I also think I'm, like, making myself bald a little from, like, pulling my hair back all the time. Me.

[Enya]

Fuck it, too.

[Drew]

That.

[Enya]

Us balding. Lydia's giving Jojo Siwa us bald.

[Drew]

Stop.

[Enya]

I didn't say anything.

[Drew]

You're going to fucking hell. And with that being said, it looks.

[Enya]

Like I have a beauty filter on. Do we have the beauty filter on?

[Drew]

I think you definitely probably have your zoom setting to have a little bit of blur.

[Enya]

Wait, how do you change that?

[Drew]

Foreign. It's in preferences. Oh, you're on a PC, so I don't. I don't know how to do that. On your computer, do you have anything you would like to. I have something I was gonna ask you if you have anything you want to share, but I have something to say.

[Enya]

Run it.

[Drew]

The band of E6. How does that make you feel? Like, how are you feeling about that?

[Enya]

The what?

[Drew]

The ban on, like, jewels and, like, e cigarettes.

[Enya]

Oh, it's just Jewel.

[Drew]

Is it actually just Jewel?

[Enya]

It's just Jewel. I don't give a. I did have the idea immediately to buy a bunch of Jewel Pods. Like, a lot. Like, invest. Yeah. To flip them and then flip them and make 20 grand. Like, if you were really about your. And you wanted to make some money, buy all the Jewel pods from your local gas station and go to the next seventh grade recession and sell them.

[Drew]

Over the seventh graders you know, smoking.

[Enya]

Cigarettes in fifth grade, I'm, I think.

[Drew]

I'm going to buy like I'm going to buy an excess of jewel pods and like, you know how they only have like the, the tobacco drop pods Now I'm going to like get them and refill them with just like mint vape juice and, and re eucalyptus and jasmine and essential oils and then add like a strong mint flavor and then recolor the caps like from brown to that like teal color and sell them like triple the price as mint pods and literally solve our nicotine crisis.

[Enya]

That's actually really interesting and I like love the nicotine crisis of 2022. Like it's literally happening. There's a shortage, big shortage coming. Wait, there was something I was gonna goddamn say. Damn. Oh, one time in high school, it was like when I was still like experimenting with weed and trying to see if I would have a panic attack every single time. And we, me and my buddies heard of this guy who apparently sold weed, Jewel pods. And this was when like jewels were like at their peak where you could buy like all of the flavors of jewel pods or whatever. And this guy apparently made juul pods that had weed oil in them. So we drove literally two and a half hours to a Hypebeast like supreme like esque store at peak traffic from Granbury to Dallas. It was literally the worst drive I've ever made to Dallas in my life. And we get there and it's at this supreme like hypebeast store. We buy the Ouija pods and we all hit it on the way home. And it's literally just like weed flavored oil. Like there's no thc. It doesn't get any of us high. It just tastes like weed. And we freaked the fuck out because we paid $20 for this pod and we were like all gonna split it between us and we were all really fucking pissed and we drove all the way back to Granbury and right when we entered Granbury we like passed a police officer going like five over. He flashes lights at us but he didn't pull us over. But having weed and cranberry is like a definite like jail sentence of like how many days. But yeah, we bought weed, Jewel pods and it was a scam and I got scammed.

[Drew]

That was probably the best thing that happened to you though, because I bet if it was real weed it would have been like the scariest dab you've ever taken in your life and you literally would have been rewired.

[Enya]

I would have died. Yeah.

[Drew]

I also was gonna be like, oh, my God, wait. Literally a jewel pod for, like, weed? That is such a good fucking idea. As if Stizzy doesn't exist.

[Enya]

Yeah, like, as if it literally doesn't exist already.

[Drew]

I was like, someone has to make that. I went through a phase where I was, like, really obsessed with. I don't know if you remember that when we first moved to la, I was really obsessed with. There was like, it's like an unmarked brand. Like, I don't know the brands, but it's so, like, old weed. It's like, literally one of those. Like, it's from one of those spots. It's like the gold, like, pen. Yeah. And do you remember how obsessed with that, like, fucking pen I was? I wanted it so bad. Like, literally, like, I was itching for it. And nobody, like, I didn't know anybody who was 21 who could get it for me. And I didn't have a fake because, like, I'm not a piece of shit. And I, like, actually, like, follow the rules, girl.

[Enya]

They're going to go to fentanyl and that. And that's why you were so addicted.

[Drew]

I literally was. I just like the taste of it. I just like the taste of. Of the oil burning. Like, I don't think, like, I enjoyed like, the high as much as it was. Like, it's literally like, probably what most people have with their, like, puff bars. It was just like the oral fixation.

[Enya]

I have oral fixations on penises. I think I had a stroke.

[Drew]

I'm sorry. Wait, are you. What, are you going to, like, glaze over? I literally started the episode by saying happy prior to you, and then you just said. What? You just said that.

[Enya]

I think I had a stroke. Because it's not. Do you notice it?

[Drew]

No. Your face looks, like, perfectly fine. Or wait, you just said you had an oral fixation on penises.

[Enya]

Girl, don't put weird into my mouth.

[Drew]

You're the one putting weird in your mouth. Why the are you putting wieners in your mouth if you're straight?

[Enya]

I mean, straight people can suck wieners. Like, that's not weird.

[Drew]

Is that what they say to you?

[Enya]

It's not weird.

[Drew]

That's what they tell you. Who's telling you that?

[Enya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Well, what do you have to say to me?

[Enya]

That I want to try heroin. I'm serious.

[Drew]

So I'm gone for two weeks and see, this is. This is proof that you need me. Like, you actually need me.

[Enya]

He needs me.

[Drew]

Because now you want to do heroin. He needs me. He needs me.

[Enya]

I got everything he needs. Yeah, no, I spiraled for sure. I was like, I can handle it. I can do it once.

[Drew]

But you spiraled. Like, you did do heroin.

[Enya]

No, no, no. I'm saying I spiraled and, like, it's a thought that entered. Oh, unironically.

[Drew]

Like, doing heroin. I just don't know that I have any interest in that. Like, I don't know even what that would do. I did make a comment to Ryan. I was like, you know what's so fucked up? Because if y' all don't know, I've been galloping around Europe like my life is a dream I'm living.

[Enya]

You've already said that.

[Drew]

Sorry, did I mention that I have been on the other side of the world? Like, literally, Like, I've been around the.

[Enya]

World, been around the world.

[Drew]

Don't speak the language. But all that.

[Enya]

Wait, that song is literally you. Like, if we actually want to talk about it, that song is actually you.

[Drew]

I. I have something to say about language. Like, actually, I'm not kidding. That is scary. Like, that is so weird.

[Enya]

Like, you're telling me we made language out of this?

[Drew]

No, literally.

[Enya]

You're telling me people can understand.

[Drew]

Their eyes. Yeah. And they were like, we gotta do something with this.

[Enya]

Let's figure this out.

[Drew]

Literally.

[Enya]

Wait. Oh, my God. How did we do that?

[Drew]

I don't know. Like, I literally don't know.

[Enya]

Would you say humans discovering language is, like, the equivalent to like. Or as equivalent to, like, humanity as us discovering the Internet was? I feel like they're on the same level.

[Drew]

No, I think language is even crazier.

[Enya]

I think language is crazier, but I think they're, like, getting to the same level. I think, like, the Internet is going to propel us into the future the same way language did.

[Drew]

I mean. Yeah, because also, like, with the Internet, language is, like, ever expanding. Like, literally, it's changing the way we speak so fucking rapidly.

[Enya]

Also, look at us. I don't think we've said a coherent thing this entire episode so far.

[Drew]

I don't think we've stayed on track for a single thing we've said, like, the whole episode. Because when you were mentioning heroin, I was going to say. I say to Orion, like I said to Ryan, because I have been just getting high and laying in the fucking sun, which, honestly, is, like, the best thing ever. Like, I literally.

[Enya]

I will say Paris.

[Drew]

Yeah. For me, I was smoking Zaza.

[Enya]

Smoking Zaza in Paris.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Huh.

[Drew]

I got on. I went on zaza.comzazadelivered.com. but I was. I said to her, and I was like, you know, isn't it so crazy that, like, when you do, like, meth, you're still considered being high? Like, I'm high right now, and someone who's on meth is high right now. Like, does that make sense? Like, to me, like, there has to. There needs to be a different word for, like, the two.

[Enya]

Oh.

[Drew]

Because, like, how can I be, like, high off an edible and be like. And then someone's, like, high on, like, heroin and about my skin.

[Enya]

The bugs under my skin. Well, that's how I get on weed. Edible.

[Drew]

Yeah, I was gonna say. I guess some people, the bugs literally.

[Enya]

Get under my skin.

[Drew]

They get under your skin and rewire your DNA.

[Enya]

Like, actually.

[Drew]

But literally back to language. That shit fucking scares me. Like, I'm sorry. Like, it literally scares me.

[Enya]

I don't like that you're making me too self aware.

[Drew]

Like, what we're doing. Why can't we do this? And why are there so many people who can't understand what we're doing right now?

[Enya]

No, it's like, this is America. Speak English.

[Drew]

Okay, wait, pause.

[Enya]

Yeah. You agree with me, right?

[Drew]

Oh, I don't think I do.

[Enya]

And you can't be saying shit like that. Oh, did the light just go out? Yeah, I forgot living in the cave. You're literally living. You're, like, being held hostage right now.

[Drew]

I forgot to pay the bills. Sorry.

[Enya]

This looks like a green screen. Oh, wait.

[Drew]

Oh, that's beautiful.

[Enya]

Thank you.

[Drew]

But, yeah, it's. It's been fucking scaring me. Like, I thought I. We went to Portugal and I was like, okay. Like, I can speak Spanish. Like, I'll.

[Enya]

I'll be able to, like, it was like, where was my invite? It's giving. Where the was my invite.

[Drew]

Well, we said you could come if you gave us head, and you just refused. So.

[Enya]

Yeah. No.

[Drew]

Why not? Like, literally, why not? For the trip of a lifetime? Why not?

[Enya]

I literally was so jealous, but I was like, I cannot spend this money. I cannot do it. Even though I literally could have. I just was like, no. No.

[Drew]

Yes. So for context, I was Orion's plus one. She was my sugar mama, and she had business in Europe, so she invited me along and I went with her. But it was so last minute that it was so expensive, and it kind of just didn't make sense for, like, Drew to do it.

[Enya]

Yeah, I wanted to go, but it was just, yeah, too expensive for the amount of time I was going to be there. But then it Ended up being a long time, but like, it all worked out in the end because I got to like surprise my mom and be with my dad for. For Father's Day, which is like really cute.

[Drew]

That video of you surprising your mom actually made me cry. I've been crying at so much parent content. Like it is. There's this one fucking tick tock. Maybe. Maybe I'll put it up. But there's. It hits too close to home, so I probably won't put it up. But there's this one tick tock and like it's a father daughter TikTok and it is so sweet and it makes me cry. I was showing a friend the other day and I was airplane it and I like was just sobbing and my friends were laughing at me because they were like, damn, that one really hit home. And I was like, actually leave me the fuck alone because I'm smack the fuck out of all of you. But yeah, language scares the fuck out of me. Like, I literally can't believe people just like. Like being in a different like country and someone speaking a fully different language to you and just like being in a room of a bunch of people who have this one like interconnecting thing about them and being like the. Being the odd one out is such an insane feeling. And. Yeah. Which I'm sure someone's gonna be like, who fucking cares? But no, you don't understand. It's so fucking insane. And I think I never.

[Enya]

Why do I look gorgeous right now? I told you that I'm like glowing.

[Drew]

What did you just send me? Oh, why did you just send a tick tock?

[Enya]

Because I want to play that tick tock. That one made me so happy. I'm not kidding. It made me so happy. I thought it was so cute on the block list.

[Drew]

That's if that trash on Polo. It is cute.

[Enya]

I love old people. I love old people. But it also. The old people make me cry, which is like really up of me to do because we need to stop treating old people like they are useless and they can't fend for themselves. But like, it makes me so sad. I think it makes me sad because of my own like, like my own dealings with aging. Like, I. I like I don't want to age and I don't want to be old. I don't want to do it. And I know it's just gonna happen, but I'll probably live till I'm like 150 or something because, like we're learning how to basically become immortal and no one wants to have the conversation, but we're literally, like, learning how to, like, edit the genome and shit.

[Drew]

But I was going to say the complete opposite. Like, I was going to say this topic for the next episode, but one of the things I wrote down was like, can we stop talking about microplastics? Because they can't be that bad for you. But then within writing that down, I was like, wait, they probably are so fucking bad. And it's going to start, like, we're going to see, like, the age rate, like, go back to being, like, you die by the time you're 13 and you have to get married when you're, like, fucking five. Because all the microplastics within our, like, ecosystem and body is failing us. But I'm not kidding. Like, I'm sorry. And I know some of you bitches are going to be mad and take it, like, to heart and be like, no, microplastics are actually bad. Like, we just found them in the fucking snow. But, like, are they that bad? Because my skin cleared up in the past four years. So explain that to me.

[Enya]

Explain that.

[Drew]

Explain that to me. My hair is slaying and, like, healthier than it's ever been. My skin looks good.

[Enya]

Way. Way. I actually haven't told you this yet and I was gonna wait to do it live on the podcast, but I literally was actually so scared and having like, a full blown, like, panic attack yesterday about it. But as you know, I got. Yes, hide the label. I wonder what drink that is.

[Drew]

Oh, that's shit and balls.

[Enya]

No, but I. I sent a photo to. Here comes Corella of me giving an STD test. I got an STD test last Thursday and I wasn't able to find out the results until yesterday. And I was going to save them to read them live on the podcast, but I was literally, like, shaking my boots because I was like, why did it. They sent them a day late and I was like, oh, literally, I have every STD under the sun. Like, I'm done. Like, literally, I'm going to hell. I'm gonna die soon. But you'd be happy to know that I'm clean.

[Drew]

Congrats, everybody. Go get your test.

[Enya]

No, unironically, get tested. Like, I don't give a fuck. Like, get tested. It's so easy, it's so cheap. It's probably free even. And, like, you're doing the world a service. Like, just go get tested. Or you're a psycho and you're gross and ugly. Damn, I don't give a.

[Drew]

I was Literally so scared. I was like, you're about to do that live. Like, you're literally. There is, like, a 50. 50 chance. You kill the vibe right now.

[Enya]

You think I'm gross?

[Drew]

No, I don't think that's gross. I think, like, you never know. Like, someone like me. I'm, like, pure, and I'm, like, clean, and I'm not, like, a dirty slut like you. So, like. But I could still, like, who knows? Like, maybe I slipped up a little somewhere along the way.

[Enya]

Yep, that's what I thought. I was like, maybe I slipped up somewhere along the way. Nope, I'm clean and I'm celibate. Now.

[Drew]

When you said that, the saturation on your camera went so low. Are you playing with it?

[Enya]

What?

[Drew]

Are you playing with the lighting? Yeah. You are?

[Enya]

Yeah, I am.

[Drew]

I was gonna say because I can see the focus in your eyes, but, like, that was so good, because when it went desaturated, you said you're celibate. Oh, my God.

[Enya]

My God. No, but I literally am celibate. I don't care. I'm not having sex until marriage. Just.

[Drew]

Do you mind if. Do you mind if I ask how long it's been? You're a fucking slut. You're a goddamn slut.

[Enya]

Well, this is the last time.

[Drew]

I will never be fucking celibate. I literally love having sex. I'm actually, like, so bitch. Like, last week, I need to.

[Enya]

I need to fucking shave my goddamn ugly ass. Fucking disgusting. Must ass off my goddamn face.

[Drew]

Oh, I have little scissors in the bathroom that I use for my fucking pubes if you want to use it.

[Enya]

Oh, I'm gonna smell them later. Do you look at yourself or do you look at me when you're talking?

[Drew]

I do a mix of both.

[Enya]

Yeah, I dabble. You can make a compilation of me just staring at myself. I'm staring at myself right now. I'm looking at India myself, and yet myself in you.

[Drew]

Oh, also, Kai isn't here because he did pass away last week, so it was so sad.

[Enya]

The show must go on.

[Drew]

Kai, do you want to chime in for a little hello so they don't think you're dead? Oh, my God. He's actually bad.

[Enya]

I can't, because I died. Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

The ghost of Kai. I'm doing this on the toilet, so I just, like, wanted to make sure it wasn't unmuted when I was like.

[Drew]

Drew, you can't smell through the screen.

[Enya]

I can smell it.

[Drew]

Smell of vision.

[Enya]

Yep. Okay. I, like. I I need. I just never need to be able to look at myself ever. It's, like, actually really drying. I need to tape this side of the screen or something because, like, I'm going to put my wallet in front of me because it really is so hard to look at. Okay, I'm going to go back to Jewish heaven.

[Drew]

A. Bye, Kai.

[Enya]

Heaven is a place on earth with you. Thank you. I was talking to Inya.

[Drew]

Oh, okay.

[Enya]

Look. See.

[Drew]

Drew, your face is, like, symmetrical. You need to chill. Stop nitpicking yourself, bae. You're gorgeous. You're gorgeous, and you have no idea how you look.

[Enya]

You like my new argyle vest?

[Drew]

That is not new.

[Enya]

I put it on because I was like, I can't wear just another white T shirt. And I put it on, and I was like, this may be the ugliest item of clothing that I own and the worst thing I've ever put together in my life.

[Drew]

I don't think it's ugly.

[Enya]

Huh?

[Drew]

I don't think it's ugly. But since we were talking about STDs, I don't know if you'll read this, but I don't know if you'll relate to this, but I was talking to someone, like, last week, and we were just talking about, like, things you are paranoid about, that. I don't remember how it started, but basically I was like, do you remember this? You'll understand. Do you remember how fucking scared everyone was to get pregnant? Like, every teenager from, like, 2011 or, like, from, like, 2007 to, like, 2014. It was like, that's what I was saying. I was like, that had to have been, like, the consequence of, like, a show that was literally just following Teen Mom. So everybody was so scared of getting pregnant. And I don't know where this fear came from. And I'm sure most people can relate to it. Like, I was so convinced I was gonna get pregnant from a fucking toilet seat. Like, I was so convinced. I was so convinced that from a public. Like, if I missed my period when I was, like, a younger teen, I'd be like, my God, I bet I sat on a toilet that fudgeing. Come on it. Like, I was like. I literally was like, oh, my God. I literally sat on, like, a toilet and, like, I got pregnant. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't understand how the science of that would work, but I was. I wish I was joking. I was, like, so convinced. And also, I was, like, always really convinced that I would, like, contract some kind of, like, disease from sitting on A toilet. What was that?

[Enya]

Oh, my God, that hurts so fucking bad. My PC glass just fell on my foot. Ew. Oh, you can see us.

[Drew]

Hey.

[Enya]

Hey. This just fell on my fucking ankle and I think it's bleeding.

[Drew]

We can only hope for so much, you know?

[Enya]

We can only hope you kill yourself tonight. Yep. Hello. Hello. It's the Drew podcast.

[Drew]

Now. This is. This is the ghost of Enya. Do you. Do you feel guilt now that it's happened?

[Enya]

The ghost.

[Drew]

You should. You should watch. What?

[Enya]

I don't know, say I literally, I had a moment yesterday, um, because I was hanging out. Like, I wasn't hanging out with someone new, but, like, it was like, kind of like. It's like a new relationship developing, and I realized that I actually need to learn how to not speak everything that comes to my brain. And it was like, the first time in my life that I, like, was like, oh. Like, I actually, like, say everything that comes to my brain, and I don't think of the consequences until after. And I, like, yeah, it just happened. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, I'm so sorry that I said that. Like, I. Yeah, it was just like.

[Drew]

Can you repeat what you said, or.

[Enya]

No, no, I literally was just like. It was just a new person in my life. And I was like, can I hit your puff bar? I was like, can I hit your puff bar? Like, mid conversation? And I was like. And they looked at me. They were like, huh? Like, what? And I was like, oh, sorry, I don't have to if you don't want me to. And he's like, okay. I was like, I'm sorry. I just say everything that comes to my brain. Yeah, it was really, really uncomfortable for me.

[Drew]

Well, after hanging out with Orion for so long, I heard her. I'm gonna do that too, because my headphones have that too. So. How about that?

[Enya]

Oh, I have those. And I have these.

[Drew]

Well, I have these.

[Enya]

These are giving, like, like, clear craze Y2K.

[Drew]

Like, oh, I saw somebody who was 14 on TikTok post about 2012.

[Enya]

Like, indie sleaze.

[Drew]

No, no, Domo was in there. Like, it wasn't 2012. It might have been, like, 2009 or something.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Becoming millennials in front of.

[Drew]

I know, I know. And we're having to watch it happen at, like, a rapid rate because there's, like, they're, like, too cognitive, too fast. I don't like it. Me, like, I wasn't cognitive at 14.

[Enya]

Slay is dead.

[Drew]

The word slay.

[Enya]

Yeah, not in my books.

[Drew]

I'm literally a slave billion.

[Enya]

I saw the TikTok and I was like, this bitch is so right. I've never seen somebody be so right in my life. But the tables are going to turn and the girls are going to be like, I never thought slay was cool. Like, slay was always annoying. I never said slay. Like, slay. Like, every single time I heard someone say slay, I was like, what do you even fucking mean? It's coming soon. Watch. The tables will turn. And I want to get ahead of the. I'm going to beat the slay allegations. I never said it once.

[Drew]

Drew. There's, like, an extremely viral clip of.

[Enya]

Each other said it. Slay is dead. And I've always agreed slay suck.

[Drew]

Well, you could say that, but I'm literally a slave villain of Slaveville, and I don't give a. You can't.

[Enya]

You're a slave villain.

[Drew]

I am a slave alien.

[Enya]

Hello.

[Drew]

Hi. Hi. You don't have to yell. You know, I think I'm gonna get a haircut.

[Enya]

Yeah, look at that. I think I was like, I'm gonna grow my hair out and then donate my hair. But we're almost there. But I don't want to cut my hair really short, so I'm sorry. You're not getting my hair. I don't care. It's true. It's true. I'm waiting till August. I'm cutting.

[Drew]

I was going to wait till August, but I think I'm going to get a haircut right now. Like, right now. Literally, right now. I'm not kidding.

[Enya]

Don't look at me.

[Drew]

Dude. Every time we do a zoom call, you just look at yourself way too much and you start freaking out.

[Enya]

I know. I look at myself and I realize that I'm, like, real, like, up. Like, I shouldn't know that I'm alive. I should just exist in robot mode. Wait. It's crazy. This profile isn't that kind of crazy.

[Drew]

You look the same.

[Enya]

No, I feel like this one is ugly.

[Drew]

You are, like, actually a crazy person.

[Enya]

My son is in my room. I, like, shrunk it down to be really small, and I put it in.

[Drew]

My room, and it's too bright now. It's, like, too bright and hot.

[Enya]

Yeah, there we go.

[Drew]

Stop looking at yourself. Babe, Just focus on me. Babe. Babe, no, stop. Like, just focus on me. You don't have to fight that stranger. You know what I'm talking about? Like, the girls whose, like, boyfriends get way too fucking mad at publicans. They're like, babe, look at me. Look at me. I'm the only one here.

[Enya]

Look at me, babe. Look at me.

[Drew]

Do you have any more topics you would like to.

[Enya]

100 million. Like, it's actually crazy. Okay, let me erase the STD test topics, but talk about it.

[Drew]

I will say these, like, the AirPod Max Pros. I don't know about you, Drew, but it feels like they give me fucking, like, bed sores.

[Enya]

Does that make bed sores? But they make my. They like, push my face forward. I don't know if you know what I mean. Like, they make me like.

[Drew]

Do you see how red my ear is from wearing them?

[Enya]

Why don't you put your ear over it and not on the thing. It's supposed to be like, over your ear. Not like rest.

[Drew]

No, it is, but like, it slides back. Because I might. I am just so, like, petite and sexy and like.

[Enya]

You have a face. Delete it. Fat.

[Drew]

Remember Debbie Lovato's performance when they just, like, have all their mean comments up on the screen and it's them. Like, you haven't been. It's like, whatever.

[Enya]

Like the greatest moments in human history. Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, the music awards just don't give that anymore.

[Enya]

They don't. It's embarrassing. Like, I think they were the last ones to do it. Like, right, like, all out performance like that. I haven't seen, like, maybe Doja, maybe little Nas X. But like, no one's doing it like that anymore. It's crazy.

[Drew]

Yeah, Doja Cat shows up and eats. But that's like, there's no question about it. But like, everybody else, like, for music awards and shit, people feel like they're literally just like clocking in a slot car. Like, they're literally like clocking and clocking out. They're like, oh, I have to go do this thing tomorrow. Like, I really don't want.

[Enya]

Like, no, this is.

[Drew]

Go do it.

[Enya]

This is important. I don't think y' all understand how important.

[Drew]

I don't think you understand. Your career is on the fucking line right now.

[Enya]

Like, do you remember Beyonce, Coachella, Bay Chella?

[Drew]

I was so mad I wasn't there. Like, when people bring it up and they're like, oh, I was there. It genuinely. Like, I get like a. In my stomach. Yeah, my.

[Enya]

I'm like, I don't care. I don't care.

[Drew]

Oh, I don't care. I don't care. I wish you got killed that night. Oh, yeah. If you were at Bay Tella, I wasn't there. And you know what? I wish we could go back in Time and you got stabbed that night. How about that?

[Enya]

God, I wish.

[Drew]

I, I wish when you were walking home because The Uber was 450 to get home. I hate you got stabbed.

[Enya]

I agree. I hate to say it, but I agree.

[Drew]

What was it say?

[Enya]

I. I feel like I'm saying that you're ugly. Keep going. Public pools are fucking disgusting. That's the topic I was gonna bring up.

[Drew]

Public pools. Yeah, they are pretty gross. I've always, when I was a kid, I always piss in them bitches.

[Enya]

Yeah, no, like, I still piss in them bitches. I don't give a fuck.

[Drew]

Like, no, I still piss in pools. But like, I haven't been in a public pool like since like just a random. Like I haven't been in like a water park. But let me tell you this. If I went to a water park right now, I'd be busy.

[Enya]

You know, I was watching some, a YouTube video. Maybe it was a tick tock. I don't fucking know. I don't care anymore. Then like, talking about, like how you're not supposed to smell the chlorine and if you smell the chlorine at like a public pool or like a hurricane harbor or a water park, that that water is disgusting and you should probably stay out of it. But like, I, I think it is so funny how that is such a human experience. I think like our bodies were wired like when we touch water to immediately evacuate our bowels. Because I have the too. I don't in the water, but if it were up to me, I would. In the water.

[Drew]

I literally, like, I would too if I could. I would. Like I said, I just want to know like it. Because like, I'm trying to think of how to say this. Like, would a little water go back in? Like, would a little water get sucked up once the poop is out? Like, would it be like a bit of like a vacuum situation?

[Enya]

Like, I don't know. That's actually.

[Drew]

You give and you get. You know, in this world you give and you get a little.

[Enya]

Get a lot of back.

[Drew]

Oh, I was actually talking to Orion about it because, you know the Rihanna dipping the mango or whatever she it was she did. Dipping mango in the sea and like eating it or I was like, that's like, I did you see like the other people doing it at like random beaches? Like, I literally would never do that. I was like, yeah, I would not do that. Like Santa Monica beach or even like, like, no, I would probably do it in America. I don't fucking care. I. But I want to do it. Like, Santa Monica. Because I. Water literally smells like fucking poopoo cacao. Like, it smells like fucking nasty.

[Enya]

Literally once a year, the bioluminescent bugs literally invade that beach.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Drinking that beach water.

[Drew]

But then she was like, no, I mean, in general, I'd, like, find that gross. Like, I wouldn't do it. And then I was like, what? Like, I literally would. Like, it's just like, it's the ocean. And then she was like, no. That's the thing, though, is like, there's so much shit in that water. Like, everyone's peeing it still. Like, there's like, animals in it. Like, there's animals shitting in it. It's gross. But, like, I literally. Like, to me, the ocean is clean. Like, I could literally piss in one spot and I fucking do a handstand and drink all the water.

[Enya]

Still think it is clean. Literally, when I was a kid, I would piss in the hot tub and then dive underwater immediately and get a mouthful of water and, like, spray it everywhere. Like I was drinking my own piss as a child. No, I think, like, actually the ocean is so big that, like. Like, if you break it down and you took a sample of it, like, the parts per million of, like, fecal matter and, like, animal waste and, like, garbage juice, and the parts per million would, like, theoretically be non existent. Like, it'd probably be like 0.0000001. Like, it would basically be holistic medicine at that point.

[Drew]

Yeah, I like, I'm. Like, it cleans itself. It's like one big Brita filter. Like, I don't care.

[Enya]

Right. You're actually right.

[Drew]

Also, I eat fucking shrimp doo doo. You think I give a fuck about some piss? Like, literally, I don't.

[Enya]

I'm sorry that I eat rots in my stomach. Like, I don't.

[Drew]

Yeah, literally, it's not gonna make a difference to me. Like, I don't close the lid to the toilet when I flush. Like, I'd be brushing my teeth with fecal matter every day. Like, it's not changing my life. I literally feel fine. Microplastic piss. Like, everything goes in me. And I'm slang still. Explain that scientist.

[Enya]

Explain that, atheist.

[Drew]

But yeah, I would dip for in the ocean and eat it. But, like, there are certain. I'm like, all right. Like, if. If the beach stinks, don't do it.

[Enya]

Like dipping it into the lake water and eating it. Oh, that was the bayou.

[Drew]

I think we were talking about that too, but I can't remember what it was.

[Enya]

But yeah, I'm gonna go to Lake granberry where, like, 18 people have drowned, and dip it in there, and it's gonna be the beach of Lake Granbury. I was back in Texas. Oh, no. I want to talk about the German formula Nivea cream.

[Drew]

The one we have.

[Enya]

Yes, the blue tin.

[Drew]

Oh.

[Enya]

Have you been using it so, so much that I. When I went to Texas, I bought a. I bought my own. Like, it actually changed skin care, skincare for me. I literally think it's, like, one of the best things I've ever discovered.

[Drew]

Like, you do look very beautiful. You look soft.

[Enya]

Like, I actually think it, like, changed my complexion. Like, genuinely, like, it's. It. It is like, the best thing ever. It's literally just La Mer without the sea algae. But then I substitute the sea algae with CMOSH gel. But the CMOS shell I bought yesterday literally rot. Like, it had mold on top already, so I need to take it back.

[Drew]

I bet it would be so good for you, though. More.

[Enya]

More probiotics, protein probiotics.

[Drew]

Well, a girl like me, I use La Mer. And there's no. There's literally no doubt about it.

[Enya]

Like, La Mer once, and it was on sale.

[Drew]

So now I have to wait. Now I have to wait.

[Enya]

I have to wait another year.

[Drew]

I'm running out and I'm like. But I did make it last for. Yeah, but I mean, it's. I literally.

[Enya]

It is.

[Drew]

I don't know if you really looked. I got, like. I think it's a one ounce thing that I got. It's really tiny from being in the sun so much. All of right here. My eczema, like, popped up, like, was really breaking out right here.

[Enya]

Popped off?

[Drew]

Yeah, it snapped. She was snapping on me. So I was really dry and flaky and I was, like, walking around, like, literally peeling my skin off because it, like, felt so good to do. And then I would catch myself because I'm like, oh, my God. I'm literally walking around like, I'm sitting in a public restaurant right now like this.

[Enya]

And, like, literally, you are actually on meth in Portugal. You were high, but not on weed. On meth.

[Drew]

I'm itching.

[Enya]

You're literally itching the bugs under your skin. Does my audio sound good or am I too far from the mic? Because I am far from the mic.

[Drew]

You sound good to me. Okay, never mind. Where are you? Why are you off screen? What were you doing?

[Enya]

Yeah. Yep.

[Drew]

Oh, also, maybe if I know what.

[Enya]

Huh?

[Drew]

I was gonna say maybe by next episode, but that's not gonna happen. I know I gave you all the updates that I got health insurance, but I'm gonna go see a psychiatrist. So we're gonna. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. We're gonna find out what the is wrong with me.

[Enya]

You're gonna start taking medicine, and the podcast is gonna fail tremendously.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm gonna be way less interesting.

[Enya]

I think you shouldn't go to the psychiatrist, and we should live in agony together forever.

[Drew]

No. It would feel good to know what was wrong with me. It would. It would feel good to know why I don't think doors are locked, why I think getting on the bed after being out all day is actually the worst thing I could do for myself and why I have to wash my hands 10 times after I use the bathroom.

[Enya]

You don't need to know.

[Drew]

I'm literally so annoying. I'm like, I felt so bad for Orion because literally every time we go to bed together, I'd be like.

[Enya]

Are you good off? Oh, yeah. Literally.

[Drew]

Wait, I can take a shower.

[Enya]

So funny. India and Orion called me, and the girls were fighting. The girls literally called me fighting. Like, they. They were like. They basically called me to mediate the call. But I, for the first time in my life, was like, I love this drama. I love the drama. It was awesome. I don't have to get into it, but it was hilarious. I was dying laughing the entire time. I was. I was literally just saying, the girls are fighting because they were just, you know what it is with each other.

[Drew]

But also to clarify, we got off the phone, and both of us were like, wait, are you actually. Are you like, felix is our way about me? And she was like, no. And I was like, literally no. And then we were like, okay. Because of that phone call, it actually did make us feel. We were like, are we fighting? And then we were like, no, we're literally not. And then we got high. And then she told me about how Sharon Tate was killed, and then I actually was convinced I was going to be killed, like Sharon Tate for, like, the next three days.

[Enya]

I made you so paranoid. But, no, you're literally. The tensions. The tensions were raised. The tensions were high, and it was like a purging of the emotion.

[Drew]

You know what it is, is people don't believe that I'm actually batshit crazy. Like, I know I'm not actually crazy, but I am, like, kind. Like, there is something wrong with me, but it's not, like, serious. Like, you can't be friends with me, but it's like, if you're around the fatal flaw.

[Enya]

It's almost.

[Drew]

Yeah. If you're around me for too long, you realize, like, there. There genuinely is something in my brain, which is why I would like to go psychiatrist, because there is, like, something. There is a screw loose in there. When I shake my head, I do be hearing clanking sounds.

[Enya]

I think, yeah, same. But, like, that's what makes us so good for each other, is how bad we are.

[Drew]

It was insane. That was my first time. Like, this was my first time being with Orion for this long. Like, we were together straight for, like, two weeks. Like, every day for two weeks.

[Enya]

I don't want to hear about it. Okay? I don't want to hear about it.

[Drew]

Well, we're really close, and, like, we're like sisters.

[Enya]

I'm not.

[Drew]

But it was insane, like, how easily we got along. Because obviously, the only other friend who I've spent that much time with is Drew. Because we've, like, been, for the most part, together almost every single day of the year for, like, the past, like, five years. Like, but it was awesome to know that I am, like, that close to the right.

[Enya]

Did you hear that?

[Drew]

You farted, right? You did it at the same time. Your tongue came out, too.

[Enya]

It's literally crazy how that's the first time that we're leaving it in. I don't give a.

[Drew]

But I realized me and Orion are, like, actually so stupid. We have, like, caveman brain, and we thought our boobs were, like, the funniest thing. Like, we literally, like, the amount of times we would be in bathing suits, like, at the beach or at the pool.

[Enya]

And, yeah, we would like it and play with each other's boobs and, like, take pictures of them and, like, like, pour water on it. And then you'd send those photos to me. Now send me pictures of your tits. The T word and the P word.

[Drew]

Your is calling my name. Let me see your.

[Enya]

Can I see your being a See?

[Drew]

But we would, like, be, like, playing in the fucking pool, like, little ass kids. And one of us would have our back turned, and we'd be like. I'd be like, oh, my God, Orion, wait, come look at this. And I'd be like, look at what's on my phone right now. And I'd just, like, have my nipple, like, poking out this way. Or like, we kept jumping in the pool, and we'd like, oh, my God, Wait, I'm gonna jump in the pool. I jump in, and our tops would fall, and we get up and be like, ah, that was fun.

[Enya]

That actually is so funny. Like, intentional unintentional. Intentionally having a nip slip, but acting like.

[Drew]

Dude, one night when we were walking around, we got into this cab and there was, like, this thing separating it so the guy, like, literally could not see us. So I, like, turned over and I had this tube top on. And also I had nipple pasties on because my top before needed them. So, like, I turned to Orion and she was on the phone. I was like, wait. It was, like, dark in there. And I was like, wait, Oren, can you take a picture of me? And I was like, this. And, like, I had just one boob. I was like, like, smiling. And she took, like, a flash out of me. She's like, oh, my God, girl, you look so fucking good. She was like, can you get one of me? And she did the same thing.

[Enya]

And, like, literally, like, send this to me.

[Drew]

Hey.

[Enya]

Actually unironically want to see that? Those photos. Because, like, I just cried.

[Drew]

Oh, no. I. I, like, literally will, like, send you them because they're literally so funny. Like, though, like, it's literally just, like, one, like, boob with no nipple. Like, it's so funny. And I look. I look so up in the photo, too.

[Enya]

Like, could curls get away with just wearing nipple pasties out? Yeah, I mean, like, is the part of the boob that's the line? Like, is that where the line is drawn?

[Drew]

Yeah, but I think, like, they're still, like. I think it just depends, like, size of boob. Sadly, like, with my tits, like, I'm not. I can't just, like, walk around with nipple pasties on because they're gonna be like, not your big hunkaroos out, like your dungaroo.

[Enya]

Wait, we really need to free the nipple. The emergency intercom's next agenda is freeing the nipple.

[Drew]

We were at this, like, resort thing for Orion's work, and I jumped in the pool. No one was around. It was, like, at this villa where no one was around, but we literally cracking up at ourselves because we were like, what if somebody from this fucking company just walked out? Like, this is what we're doing. But we weren't doing that to each other. And we were into. We were literally dying. And. Wait, I'm gonna, like, show you this TikTok that Orion sent me. Because it's. This is literally what we were serving while, like, everyone was, like, getting ready for this, like, really nice dinner we were gonna go to. Me and Orion were just like, dude, it was so hot today. Should we just go dip in the pool? Because it's, like, it looks so good. And this was us. All right.

[Enya]

I saw that. What's. What does it say? Like, that one friend that, like, swims.

[Drew]

You're. You have that one friend that be swimming for real.

[Enya]

Y' all are the. You and Orion do swim?

[Drew]

Like, no, that literally. No, that's literally me. Like, if. If I see a pool, one thing about me is I will be swimming. I will be taking a swim and then the next day being like, why do my arms hurt?

[Enya]

Yeah, it's not like a cute little float. Like, it's like swimming in Mermaid for y' all. Oh, my God. This the crazy. I saw the craziest thing ever. But there is a Roblox game of emergency intercom on Roblox. There is a game where you can. They remade our set in a. On Roblox.

[Drew]

We have to go.

[Enya]

We're visiting a master.

[Drew]

We need. We're buying plane tickets. We need to go.

[Enya]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Drew]

That's where we're spending our summer, Drew. Like, the girls are going to. Everyone else is, like, staying in Europe, going around, like a Europe tour. No, we have to get business class right now. To the. To the Roblox emergency intercom.

[Enya]

No. Yeah. That literally just freaked me out. And I'll have to find the video. I think I archived it, but it literally greened me out. That green meow and then me being perceived at the Greer shows scared the out of me that there's a video of me. I literally got popularized.

[Drew]

I just got shivered. I just got shivered.

[Enya]

Did you see the video of me getting paparazzi at the Greer show? Your Honor. Your honor, I'm slaying.

[Drew]

No, but send it to me.

[Enya]

Yeah, we'll insert it right now.

[Drew]

Yeah, you love it. You literally love it, like, so much. It's so annoying.

[Enya]

I hate it.

[Drew]

Like, yeah, you need. Your guys. Drew needs his privacy. Like, seriously.

[Enya]

See, y' all don't take pictures of me without me. Know, I don't get that. Like, I like, everybody in. Like, some people in the comments were, like, really weird of you to take pictures of him without knowing. I literally love it so much.

[Drew]

I don't. Because you bitches be posting fucking ugly ass pictures of me. I don't give a fuck if you got a picture with me at one point and I look fucking ugly. Face tune me, motherfucker. Like, don't do me dirty. Like, stop. No. Stop posting ugly pictures of me. Like, I just can't stand that. Like, don't do that. Like, you think I'm so pretty, but you Posted the ugly picture of me. Like, why did you do that?

[Enya]

I literally think I'm so sick.

[Drew]

That is women putting women down. I thought it was supposed to be women supporting women. Why are you not facetuning me right now? It's freaking me out. Oh, did they get bullied into deleting it?

[Enya]

Maybe I'm scrolling through. I'll find it. I'll find it. Maybe.

[Drew]

Oh, I'm just so jet lagged from flying everywhere.

[Enya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Again.

[Enya]

This was. I want that Hoshia Frico.

[Drew]

This was gonna be a joke for another episode. But since we're just on the topic of, like, pictures of ourselves, literally my biggest pet peeve is, like, thinking about when I die. You know, when people are like, oh, my God, like, I miss this person. So they'll make a TikTok with pictures of that person. Let me find out. Y' all are using ugly fucking pictures of me. Let me find out. Let me find out. You guys are doing these slideshow tiktoks and it's my fucking worst photos. Like, if I didn't main feed the post. Do not fucking post that shit when I'm dead. Like, no, we need a mass sweeping of my photos.

[Enya]

I'm posting so many shitty pictures of you. It's going to be awesome. So, people, you're gonna roll over and you're.

[Drew]

I don't need photos of me and, like, true happiness circulating when I'm dead because I don't look pretty when I'm truly happy. I need, like, the photos of me, like, serving, like, nothing. Like, I don't need screenshots from me. Like, you don't need candid happy.

[Enya]

You need, like.

[Drew]

Okay, wait, I'll. I'll give y' all my. Like, like, my, like, truly happy. Like, oh, my God. She, like, she was doing what she loved. She died doing what she loves. Oh, that. Okay, Screwdriot.

[Enya]

That.

[Drew]

You can use that and because. Because it's. You look like you're in pain. Okay, let's. Let's take a peek.

[Enya]

How long have we been going?

[Drew]

For a long time, girl.

[Enya]

Let's cut this.

[Drew]

Not Josie serving sexy slay in this.

[Enya]

In what?

[Drew]

In that video.

[Enya]

That was my mom.

[Drew]

No, Josie walks. Walks in first. Yeah, he has khakis on his hairs in a ponytail. Your mom is serving, though. Do not. Don't. Don't fret. I do believe that. No, because this is gonna make him spiral. I have a feeling it did.

[Enya]

I was like, wait, I. I walk so weird. I walk in slow motion in that video. But My mom was pissing me off. I love you so much, Mom. But you were moving so slow. I was like, can we walk? Can we walk?

[Drew]

Okay. Because she's strutting. Some of us care about. Some of us care about our hips.

[Enya]

I did have heels on and I felt bad, but it was a stressful night. But I honestly.

[Drew]

You should just push her. If my mom was still alive, I'd push her.

[Enya]

I. You would push your mom? I literally got mobbed out front of that show. I love. I love it so much.

[Drew]

Okay, well, thank you guys so much for listening to the episode.

[Enya]

Okay, hold on.

[Drew]

What's your media? Hey, baby. What's your media?

[Enya]

I forgot about media. Stargirl Interlude. Of course.

[Drew]

Wow. But you're straight. But you're straight. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My media of the week is See youe Soon by Biba Doobie Text, Go Green by Drake. I just like that whole album kind of low key. The Whistle Song by Frankie Knuckles and Last Christmas by Wham.

[Enya]

Minus Interlude Weekend. Lana Del Rey. I was on a crazy Lana del kick. Not Ms. Ms. Dell, Ms. Ray. And then I also listened to Sticky by Drake. I love that song.

[Drew]

It's so good.

[Enya]

I don't know. I don't hate the Beyonce song, but I don't know if I fully love it. But it's. I feel like it's a grower, not a shower. Like, I feel like it. That it. That's just a grower song.

[Drew]

It's just like you. It's just like you.

[Enya]

It's just like me. I'm a grower. I'm not a shower. But I. I'd say that is my media, though. The new Beyonce song. I think she slayed boots, but I am super, super biased. And. Yeah, that's just me. That. That's just me.

[Drew]

I heard the whistle song in public, and that's why it's on my rotation.

[Enya]

Is it the one I was whistling, though?

[Drew]

Yeah. I heard it in public for the first time and I was like, oh, my God. This is like, literally, like I'm living my European fantasy right now. Like, not this being on right now. Like, why am I the only girl who knows you know what was playing in the Lisbon airport?

[Enya]

Lesbian airport.

[Drew]

Yeah, the. Because Pride Month. I got flew out to the lesbian airport because they needed more allies. So I pulled up Aguas de March demarco.

[Enya]

Oh, really?

[Drew]

It was playing in the airport and I was like. I was like. You are really about your hum. Yeah. I don't know if this is Portuguese or Brazilian. Like I don't know.

[Enya]

Let's be honest. And then visual media. Survivor Season 29. I'm a Survivor girl. Like, I am obsessed with survivor right now. I think it's one of the best shows ever made. My lazy eye is lazy. Wait, hold on. Is it lazy?

[Drew]

No, you're serving sexy. You're serving sexy. Looking up, trying to have sex with me. Well, I re watched mars attack.

[Enya]

No, you didn't. No, you didn't.

[Drew]

And it's really good. That's it. Well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode. You know, I just want to give it a big thank you to my big tit and my loose magoose posts.

[Enya]

Yes, loose magoose puss, come in. Okay, bye. Have fun. Hey, have fun. Live your life. The year anniversary of emergency intercom is coming up soon and we might be dropping some merch, but who knows? Who knows? Who really knows? We're dropping merch.

[Drew]

Yeah, we are sa.