Enya is drunk and bored

Summary

Podcast Title: Emergency Intercom
Episode: Enya is Drunk and Bored
Release Date: August 2, 2024
Host/Authors: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
Podcast Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (we will be violent)

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1. Introduction

The episode kicks off with a brief acknowledgment from Drew, signaling the start of their candid and humorous conversation. The hosts immediately dive into a chaotic and unfiltered discussion, setting the tone for an engaging and laughter-filled episode.

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2. Boredom in Miami and Substance Use

Drew opens up about his current state in Miami, expressing extreme boredom that borders on desperation:

• Drew (00:54): "I'm literally going to do meth or something. I'm going crazy. It's so boring in Miami. I'm going to kill myself."

This leads to a humorous yet concerning exchange about his methods of coping with boredom, including making his parents drink soju to avoid drinking alone.

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3. Podcast Name Confusion and Media Misconceptions

The conversation shifts to discussions about another podcast and media misconceptions:

• Orion (02:07): "That's actually sick as well. You guys, did you see the huge news about Trisha mentioning me on her podcast?"

Drew critiques the lack of research among podcasters, highlighting how misinformation can spread when hosts don’t deeply engage with each other’s content:

• Drew (02:45): "We're just regurgitating, like, false information about each other."

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4. Kai's Experience with Noise Pollution from a Bitcoin Mine

A significant portion of the episode delves into Kai's personal experience with noise pollution caused by a bitcoin mining operation in his hometown, Granbury:

• Kai (09:57): "When you live in inner cities for peace and quiet, and then a bitcoin mine is built with noise levels comparable to Times Square, it’s hell on earth."

Kai describes the physical ailments experienced by residents due to the relentless noise, such as pressure behind the eyes and sinus issues:

• Kai (12:29): "The slightest amount of sickness enters my brain. The thought of it. I become, like, hyper aware of it."

He further shares his frustrating attempts to document the noise's impact, leading to emotional distress:

• Kai (13:03): "I believe you, Drew."

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5. The Olympics Discussion

The hosts segue into a light-hearted yet critical examination of the Olympics, particularly scrutinizing synchronized swimming:

• Drew (18:42): "I cannot believe synchronized swimming is an Olympic sport. I did it. That never crossed my mind that that would be worthy of Olympics."

Drew shares his anxiety and discomfort watching synchronized swimming, equating it to a fear of someone drowning:

• Drew (19:50): "I couldn't be present in the moment. I start inducing physical panic on myself so I can't watch it."

Kai and Orion add their perspectives, with Kai emphasizing the intense physical demands of water polo, contrasting it with synchronized swimming.

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6. Light-Hearted Banter and Jokes

A hallmark of Emergency Intercom’s dynamic is the playful teasing and humorous exchanges among the hosts:

• Drew (05:00): "But the sea. I'm trying to eat that ass in a song."
• Kai (05:10): "I have a funeral playlist that I want played when I unfortunately pass away, not if."

Their banter ranges from mock-serious discussions about appearance and camera filters to absurd jokes about everyday scenarios.

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7. Experiences with Social Media and TikTok

The hosts delve into their interactions with social media platforms, particularly TikTok, discussing the persistence of misleading and sensational content:

• Kai (30:39): "The amount of videos I'm getting that say, ignore this and August will be the worst month of your life."

They humorously lament the ridiculousness of chain messages and meme culture, questioning whether these trends bear any real significance.

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8. Playful Teasing and Interactions among Hosts

Throughout the episode, Drew, Kai, and Orion engage in spirited teasing, showcasing their camaraderie:

• Drew (55:00): "I hired a bus driver to run you over."
• Kai (55:22): "I kicked your ass before GTA 6."

This playful antagonism adds a layer of entertainment, highlighting the natural chemistry and humor shared between the hosts.

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9. Closing Remarks

As the episode progresses, the conversation becomes more fragmented and irreverent, ultimately leading to a mutual acknowledgment that the discussion is spiraling:

• Kai (52:01): "We're starting to go, like, now it's for real. Just, like, a phone call at 10:30pm like, we're just talking about, like, really whack."
• Drew (57:19): "Bye."

The episode concludes abruptly, maintaining the chaotic and unpolished vibe that Emergency Intercom is known for.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Drew (00:54): "I'm literally going to do meth or something. I'm going crazy. It's so boring in Miami. I'm going to kill myself."
• Kai (09:57): "When you live in inner cities for peace and quiet, and then a bitcoin mine is built with noise levels comparable to Times Square, it’s hell on earth."
• Drew (18:42): "I cannot believe synchronized swimming is an Olympic sport. I did it."
• Kai (30:39): "The amount of videos I'm getting that say, ignore this and August will be the worst month of your life."

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Conclusion

"Enya is Drunk and Bored" offers a quintessential Emergency Intercom experience—raw, unfiltered, and hilariously chaotic. Through candid conversations, the hosts explore personal struggles, societal observations, and engage in relentless humor, making the episode a must-listen for fans seeking both laughs and relatable content.

Transcript

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[Drew]

Welcome to this episode.

[Kai]

Another zoom.

[Drew]

I am going crazy. I'm literally going to do meth or something. I'm going crazy. It's so boring in Miami. I'm going to kill myself.

[Kai]

And you texted me and Kai saying that she was going to kill herself for fun because she's so bored to get drunk alone.

[Orion]

Which was concerning.

[Drew]

Which isn't a lie. Actually, it's technically a lie because I made my parents drink with me because I'm so bored. So I made my parents drink Soji.

[Kai]

With me because I made Luna drink with me because I didn't want to drink alone.

[Drew]

So I'm lucky.

[Kai]

Big shots. And she was just up. She.

[Drew]

But she knock out.

[Kai]

No. She's being such a lightweight. She was being, like, crazy. Like, crazy girl. Like, bag of chips on the head.

[Drew]

Well, here is my soju and tonic water in my Sephora Beauty rogue points cup that my parents kept.

[Kai]

It's always that damn Sephora Rogue sale. I'm telling you, bro.

[Drew]

Kind of on trend. It's like a dotted cup. Dots are on trend.

[Kai]

So wait. Victoria's Secret pink. Hello. Bring it back. And when I was a young, little lad, when I was a little boy, I'd walk in there and just bust.

[Orion]

Okay, what did you just say?

[Drew]

That was not.

[Orion]

That's actually sick as well. You guys, did you see the huge news about Trisha mentioning me on her podcast?

[Drew]

Yes. And saying you were friends with Dua Lipa. Kind of a good podcast name. You go on a gag. Okay. Like, who could have that name? Like, emergency intercom if. Oh, do they get to keep their name, though, right? I think so.

[Kai]

Yeah. Before.

[Drew]

Yeah. They're, like, zooming now for their podcast. I kind of like that. I bet you. I love. I'm gonna try to zoom in, but there's, like, a third one now. Yeah. Is he always there? I think he's been there on occasion. And he's friends with. He's good friends with Drew and friends with dua Lipa. I'm 95.

[Kai]

Sure.

[Drew]

Yeah, I saw that. And then someone was like, my favorite thing is neither of these people know anything about each other's podcast past because, like, we don't, like, seriously, like, watch it in a way. Like, we're not sitting through full episodes. So it's this thing of, like, we kind of know what's happening on either side, but we really have no idea what the anybody's up to, and we're just regurgitating, like, false information about each other.

[Kai]

Wait.

[Orion]

Yeah, the lack of research was kind of jarring. Like, that's. I'm Dua Lipa's friend.

[Drew]

I'm obsessed with that.

[Kai]

Damn, Kai. That's clouded.

[Orion]

That's really sick.

[Kai]

High's up and it's stuck.

[Orion]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Well, I had a dream that Drew died, and it made me so sad. In the dream, I woke up sobbing. Like, literally, like, I woke up in pain. And the. I remember waking up in the dream and I was like, in a room with Orion after it happened. And everybody went back to normal. In the dream, like, once Drew died, things resumed as normal. Like, I literally. My manager called me the next day, was like, hey, like, you have this opportunity for a sponsored post. And was, like, talking to me like, nothing fudgeing happened.

[Kai]

And I was to go, no one really be like, oh, he's gone on to the next like.

[Orion]

Like that. I would fucking freak out.

[Drew]

Well, Kai, I was already freaking out.

[Orion]

So I'd probably freak out a little bit more. But it's not a competition.

[Drew]

No. In the dream, I was laying on the floor with my head. Like, I was say, this is the wall. My body was like this, and this was my head, and I was literally using my feet to kick myself and hit my head on the wall because I was in so much physical pain from Drew's death and nobody was paying attention. And that's how I woke myself up. And I'm convinced I was hitting my head against this headboard in my dream. And that's how I woke up. And I woke up and I cried. And then I was like, oh, my God, this is perfect for a TikTok. And. But this was the only, like, the last saved sound I had.

[Kai]

What ends the sound?

[Drew]

Oh, you can't hear it.

[Orion]

Yeah, it's the.

[Drew]

It's the song by what's His Nuts?

[Kai]

Okay.

[Drew]

Nle Choppa. And it's smell like. But the sea. I'm trying to eat that. I'm trying to eat that ass in a song.

[Kai]

That's right.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's the song I would use for your memorial.

[Kai]

I. I would love that. I have a funeral playlist. It's. It was supposed to be a surprise, like, if I randomly died. It's on my Spotify account. So when y' all were, like, reminiscing and going through my, like, apps and. Which. There are a few that are off limits. You know that. But I have a funeral playlist that I want played when I unfortunately pass away, not if.

[Drew]

When that won't be happening.

[Kai]

So. Confused why I'm in space right now.

[Drew]

Shut the up. Did you not change it?

[Kai]

No. Okay, there we go. We're back.

[Orion]

Drew this. You okay? Ian, this is your professor on the first day of class. What do you do?

[Kai]

I'm smashing.

[Drew]

I report because I want him to be checked for guns.

[Kai]

I'm getting a D and failing, so I can be reprimanded after class.

[Orion]

You can do office hours.

[Drew]

No, I'm literally like that audio of Natalie Nunn on TikTok. That's like, sir, check her. Her to her purse. Like, that's me to you.

[Kai]

Sir, check him.

[Drew]

I've never seen the context of that clip, like, of that audio. And I need to know so badly where she was and why she was doing a gun check on people's purses. Like, and who was the girl who she pointed out and was like, her to her. Her. I just want to know. So if anybody can tag me in that.

[Kai]

Yeah, let us know down in the comments below. Kai is pissing me the fuck off.

[Drew]

Take off those glasses. You get too much attention sometimes. Like, take them all.

[Orion]

Does it matter if I have the glasses on, though?

[Kai]

It's too much sauce. It's too sexy.

[Orion]

Like, really, it looks good. Because I was like, I need these, but I feel like I look really normal and not cool or special or anything.

[Kai]

You look fine. You know you look fine.

[Drew]

I miss when you were insecure. So you would, like, turn off the camera more.

[Kai]

Hold on. I saw a TikTok where someone was like, oh, it's another zoom episode. I don't know who to focus on. And it was of Inya. And I was like, oh, it's gonna be me next. It's gonna be. And it was Kai. And they literally made it a point to ignore me. Yeah, Huggy. I'm literally giving pug in the face. I'm giving. Like, I'm like a disordered breed. Breathe. Like, it's over for me. Like, y' all got thirsted over in that last episode, and they just ignored me and acted like I wasn't there and said, the vibe feels off.

[Drew]

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're missing. The point of that video was they feel really bad for Kai because people usually ignore Kai, and they knew they couldn't ignore me because, like, to ignore me. Giveaway. Because I saw a comment. I went through the comments and it was like, oh, thank you so much for actually posting this. They were from a group chat that was conspiring to give Kai confidence.

[Orion]

Oh, really?

[Drew]

No, I just made.

[Orion]

Okay, okay. Sound realistic. Drew, every single gay friend that I have, and I have hundreds of them wants to you. So no ill. Hell, no saying, I'm trying to.

[Drew]

You're supposed to, like, be, like, all the hot girls I know. But I guess then it would be like, what me? Orion?

[Kai]

See, Kai's gay friends are, like, very trad and very, like. Like, nevermind, we'll move on. I went to. I went to the. Okay, back it up. So we all know I got sent it 46 trillion times on Tick Tock. Like, people were making videos. People were texting me about it. My hometown. A time story was written about my hometown, and everybody was like, wait, this is Granberry. This is crazy. People were so goofed by it that they were emailing it to me. But basically the story goes that this mega bitcoin miner was created in sort of, like, a disenfranchised area of my town. And the new noise pollution was so bad that people were, like, literally getting sick and having seizures and having nosebleeds, like, freaking the out.

[Drew]

Like, that's, like, not fun. It's not funny. But it's funny because, like, imagine explaining that to somebody in, like, 1842. You know, we're going to have electric currency. But it's so real to a point that it's giving people literal sickness, like, physical ailments.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was crazy. And so they complained. I don't know. I'm on the beach now. Like, hello.

[Drew]

You're so annoying.

[Kai]

Oh, my God, y' all are pissing me off.

[Drew]

Like, we haven't said anything. This is the problem. Also, to let y' all know we're doing this episode, it's 10pm my time and, like, 9pm Drew's time. So this is around the time where Drew becomes, like, volatile and can't get past a few sentences without wanting to go to bed.

[Kai]

I'm creepy. I become creepy. I become a creepy crawly. But I was like, oh, God. Like, these people are literally getting sick. Like, that's tea. Like, I believe it because.

[Drew]

Oh, God.

[Kai]

Like, the sound I've Heard of, like, noise pollution causing illnesses, and like, it is sad because these people moved from, like, inner cities for peace and quiet. So they built up their life and then like five, three, two, one years later, they built a bitcoin mine that is loud. As in the decibels at some points were, like, reaching, like, what it sounds like to be inside of Times Square, which, like, if you've ever been, it's hell on earth. It's the loudest, most overstimulating place ever. Awful vibes. I think it's like 86 decibels or something like 89 decibels, which is loud as. Especially for just like existing in, like, all day long. Um, well, they built up this mine. Times got a hold of it, wrote an article, did a couple videos, and I think they turned down the sound. They had a noise proof wall built up and, like, it was whatever. Well, I wanted to go and experience it for myself and, like, see what all the fuss was about. So me and my mom drove over there and, like, we all know I'm a hypochondriac. We all know that. Like, the slightest little bit of, like.

[Drew]

I know your ass is not about to say what I think.

[Kai]

Just wait. The slightest amount of sickness enters my brain. The thought of it. I become, like, hyper aware of it. It festers and it becomes a thing. Like, that's who I am as a person. Sorry. Like, placebo works on me. I don't know. Well, like, the closer we got, unironically, I started feeling like, a pressure behind my eyes and, like, in my sinuses. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? And I was telling my mom about it. Fudge. Y' all, like, for real. I'm not now.

[Drew]

Keep going, keep going.

[Orion]

I believe you. I believe you, Drew.

[Kai]

So, like, I started feeling a. No, y' all don't by.

[Drew]

Like, bro, you are literally schizophrenic. Like, you, I know damn well. Your ass was like the 14 year old that if I gave you a cup of apple cider, like, sparkling apple cider, and I was like, oh, this is champagne. You're about to be up. Your ass would have been rolling on the floor, like, 20 minutes later. Like, oh, I'm up. Drew.

[Orion]

Drew, please come back.

[Drew]

Drew, I believe you. You got sick.

[Kai]

I'm gonna kill myself. Bye.

[Drew]

Drew.

[Orion]

Drew, please turn your camera back on, please.

[Drew]

I believe you. Oh, it's taking you so long to do this bit. This is insane.

[Kai]

Played through my headphones. So embarrassing. And it was so loud. I wish the camera was on, but I opened Safari.

[Drew]

You didn't even do it.

[Kai]

I know. It played through my headphones. It was a gunshot. Like, it was embarrassing. It made me flinch. In real life, we'll add one in. Look. But I was. Oh, my God, this is crazy. My rats.

[Drew]

I literally like. And see, like, you mean, like. Okay, okay.

[Kai]

I opened up Safari, and, yeah, mama's vagina. Stinky, stinky box was pulled up all over it.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Kai]

But anyways, I drove to this place. I started feeling a pressure behind my eyes. And I was like, I'm being facetious. Like, I'm making this up in my head. My mom. Yeah, but she says foot fetishes. And he was like, girl, shut the up. Like, no, you don't. And I was like, yeah, you're right, I don't. And we, like, kind of hovered around there for literally, like an hour or two. Because I was trying to get videos. I just. It was kind of a pleasant sound. And then across the way was, like, a big open field with beautiful trees, the sunset, and locusts. And I haven't heard locusts in a very long time. So it was just like a gorgeous scene. So we were kind of just king. And I also got a. We were hanging out in a church parking lot, and I took videos for you and Orion because it is the cuntiest church I've ever seen in my life. Y' all are going to gag over it. Yeah, we'll insert it here. But I was just chilling there and, like, unironically, I started feeling weird. And then my mom was like, that's funny. I feel fine. I feel fine. Like. And I was like, yeah, you're right. I'm making it up. And we were gonna try to sneak in, or I was gonna try to sneak in, but it was literally like a complex with, like, armed security guards and security cameras. Because I was just like, I want to see.

[Drew]

I guess there's probably hella people who are trying to, like, hang around there now.

[Kai]

Yeah. I would throw a rock in the fans and break the whole operation, but it's like a 10 million dollar operation or some like that. But, like, anyways, I started feeling weird. I kind of kept it to myself after. My mom was like, you're fine. I was like, yeah, you're right. Well, we were leaving, and my mom just starts violently coughing. Like, she just starts violently, violently coughing. And she was like, what the fuck? Like, what is this? And then she started complaining about the same pressure behind her eyes, in her. In her neck, right here. Like, behind her jaw and just, like, pressure in her face. And she was like, oh, my God. Like, I actually do think, like, this is doing something. And she was just like, imagine, like, living here, like, constantly, but I'd be having seizures too. Like, what the fuck? Like, and so she was like, even, like, feeling it. So I called Kai immediately after I called.

[Drew]

You're so annoying.

[Orion]

Like, the frequency of the sound or something.

[Kai]

Like, I. I have no idea if it was, like, electric or, like invisible, frequent or whatever, invisible frequencies or, like, what it was, but it was just like, it was like this deep, deep, deep humming sound and like, fan sounds and then just like indescribable, like, sound. It was just so loud. It was unbelievable. And then mixed with the locusts, like, girl, that. Like hell on earth. For real.

[Drew]

But, yeah, we wouldn't affect someone like.

[Kai]

Me, just tiny little pea brain.

[Drew]

No, because I am strong willed by nature.

[Kai]

Yeah. Well, you look beautiful today. Every time we get on Zoom, I just get to see your beauty in 4K and it's.

[Orion]

Thank you, Drew. Thank you.

[Drew]

Okay, he was not talking to your frail, sad looking ass like, you low key look like an oil sheet before I blotted on my face. Well, I'm so sorry.

[Kai]

What?

[Orion]

I look disgusting, so.

[Drew]

Well, I'm insecure because I have a side part. And I thought I was giving, like, 2016 baddie, but I kind of feel like I'm giving like Glee. Bet. Bethany Moda giving Sky as. But.

[Kai]

And you're giving Ian and you're giving sky, and Drew is giving.

[Drew]

You're giving White Lotus.

[Kai]

I'm giving Lycoid Cat. When I turn to the side and that comes out, I look like a Lykoi cat. It's cooked. It's over.

[Drew]

Because of your hair. Well, it's because you have that green screen on.

[Kai]

Yeah, you're right. Let's turn it off.

[Orion]

You're at the beach. You should take your shirt off.

[Kai]

Anything for bae. Oh, I'll send you that video later.

[Drew]

Well, I decided. Okay. So when the last episode went up, the Olympics had, like, just actually started. And I have been, like, trying to keep up, but I still think that the Olympics are so confusing. Let me see. It's not even bad.

[Kai]

Hold on, let me turn the blur off. I'm gonna kill myself. The Golden Gate Bridge right now, y' all. Beside, nets aren't gonna prevent me.

[Drew]

Are there actually nets on that?

[Kai]

I don't know.

[Drew]

I don't think so.

[Kai]

I'm sorry, y' all.

[Drew]

Well, I still don't understand the Olympics. I Don't understand how long it's gonna last. But what I do understand is that I cannot believe synchronized swimming is an Olympic sport. Like, I did it. That never crossed my mind that that would be worthy of Olympics.

[Kai]

It's Georgina, though.

[Drew]

It's insane. But I've also come to the realization because we've seen synchronized swimmers in person before and it made me so anxious and so uncomfortable and I could not focus and it was freaking me the out because the whole time I was convinced that I was going to see someone drown. Like, I couldn't. I couldn't. I just could not be president in the moment. And I was surfing through like all the Olympic channels and I saw that and I'm not kidding, I watched it for like two seconds and then had to stop because all I can think about is trying to watch how often they breathe and think about how my body would feel if I had to hold my breath and move around like that. And then I start like inducing physical, like panic on myself so I can't watch it. And I just. I will never be able to enjoy synchronized swimming because it freaks me out.

[Kai]

Have you seen water polo?

[Drew]

No, I thought that was like. Is that a real thing?

[Kai]

Yeah. No.

[Drew]

Is that like Marco Polo?

[Kai]

No, no. It's like soccer with your hands in water and they like scratch each other.

[Drew]

And Wait, is it like deep water?

[Kai]

Yes. They're treading the whole time with their. It's so embarrassing looking, but like, they are the most fit people on this planet.

[Drew]

I am so sorry. Half the sports we do are so weird and they are so bored.

[Kai]

Like, I'm done talking about the Olympics, I guess.

[Drew]

Yeah, we are giving them like quite us acting like we're giving the literal Olympics.

[Kai]

No, no, it's satanic, it's dark, it's sinister, it's evil. They recreated the. In the opening ceremony. Wait, opening ceremony? I thought that was the brand. I thought we were talking about the brand. Opening ceremony. No, satanic, dark, evil, twisted, like wicked vibes. Demonic. No, I'm just kidding. But it's so fun to go through my mom's Facebook and read. There's 30 posts about it a day from people like in Texas.

[Drew]

Like they really actively watching it.

[Kai]

No, like the opening ceremony. There's something about it because it was quote unquote demonic. And I was like, girl one, it's the fringe. They're weird, as we all know this. Like, they're gonna do whatever they want to. Like, your religion is not everybody's religion. So they're not targeting your Religion. And then the third thing is, it was like, about a Greek God or some.

[Drew]

Like, I didn't watch it. I think it's stupid to be mad about anyways. Like, what? I just don't understand, I guess. Fire Robin.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Stephen has his ass out.

[Drew]

Well, well, I guess, like, maybe if we actually cared about religion and we, like, held it to high standard of faith and acknowledgment, then that would offend us. But I can't think of anything that would make me mad. Like, to me, this is the craziest comparison I will ever make. Trust and believe. I know it's crazy, but it'd be like if somebody got me tickets and they were like, we got you tickets to see hall and Oats. And I was under the impression that Holland Oats was not beefing they with each other. Heavy. And they were doing a reunion tour. And I went and it was a cover band of hollow notes. That is like, the only way I can describe would be like me watching somebody reenact, like, what was it? The Last Supper. Because I hold hola notes to such a high standard and I, like, praise their music. So I would assume that's how someone feels about God. Question mark. Maybe they feel deeper. I don't fucking know. But, like, why would that make you mad? Like, you know what the Last Supper was like seeing a bootleg of it. It's like. It's like if you went on Teemu and you found, like, a fake bag, you wouldn't be mad about it. Like, I don't know how to describe it. It just doesn't make sense to me why people get so butt hurt.

[Kai]

Because they all have ego mania. They're literally egomaniacs that are wicked, evil, dark people that think everything's about them and it truly never is. But. Yeah.

[Orion]

Well, you guys see the South Korean sharpshooter video?

[Kai]

I was just. About my phone. I got the new update. It makes it invisible.

[Orion]

That is the coolest person that ever existed. I'm pretty sure.

[Kai]

Aura. Literally, we're a. I feel like they.

[Orion]

Have a similar presence.

[Kai]

Why didn't America win where we got shooters, school shooters and.

[Orion]

Oh, I feel.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Orion]

Say that they have, like, a very similar presence that I do. You know what I mean? And. But I don't even need all like. Like the gun or the cool outfit.

[Drew]

But I feel like you walk into the room and that is the energy you give people.

[Orion]

Yeah, I feel like uterus.

[Kai]

Yes.

[Drew]

I guess. Yeah. Oh, actually, Drew, that's a good point. I Guess you do walk into a room and usually people clutch their purse. They kind of turn their back, but, like, not all the way so that they could keep their peripheral, like, view. No, I guess that does.

[Orion]

When I walk into a room, I have the same presence as an Olympic athlete. I think we.

[Drew]

So no one knows who you are and no one gives a like, say swear. If I wasn't seeing these tick tocks about their bed and the village and switching pins, I wouldn't know them. And God bless them, because, like, they don't know me either. What am I, the Olympian of annoying podcast?

[Kai]

Like, I'm not either team captain for the male podcasting team.

[Drew]

I hate how much that made me laugh when you posted. Yeah, when did you get that video? Like, in the room? Because I didn't see it on Tick Tock anywhere. I didn't even know they did those crazy fireworks at the Olympics. So when you posted it, it felt like you paid somebody on Fiverr to render that also.

[Orion]

Dude, it was so compressed.

[Drew]

It was like. It was like three pixels.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was. I mean, it literally was tiny. I don't know what the. I' um. Oh, yeah, it. It was hilarious. It was goofy vibes. I was feeling myself and the amount of people that saw the Eiffel Tower photo that thought it was real, genuinely horrifying like, that I know, in real life, did not know I was joking.

[Drew]

Was it people from home or, like, anybody who lives in la.

[Kai]

LA People?

[Drew]

Oh, hell no. That's hella funny.

[Kai]

I was gagged by it. But, yeah, I don't even know what the I was saying.

[Orion]

I wasn't fooled by that for a second because I know you're a liar.

[Drew]

Okay, shut up. Turn off your camera.

[Orion]

Got it.

[Drew]

Go. Yeah.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Okay.

[Kai]

Wait, can. Can someone edit me, please?

[Drew]

Oh, Drew, you're hot.

[Kai]

One of those candid edits where I'm like, like.

[Drew]

Are you serving? Like, do one of these. Do one of, like, like, playing with your hands and then being like, what? Like, oh, well. Well, shit.

[Kai]

No, I'm still getting editing material.

[Drew]

Well, I. We said this. I, like, talked about this on the last. Oh, true. I talked about this on the last episode we did in the set. But I'm still thinking about it. Especially, like, I'm back home in Miami and a few things getting ready to do the podcast, like, because I looked like 20 minutes ago, so I had to do my makeup and, like, fix my hair, even though it still looks like shit.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's what I feel like. Getting ready late at night reminded Me of, like, being a teenager and just being at home with my parents and bored as hell in the summertime, like, doing my makeup for no reason, just to get on, like, the Internet and post a thirst trap. And I fully. Oh. And that led me to another thought. Like, I was just thinking about things that I felt very deeply about in terms of the Internet when I was younger. And one of them was one of my first memories of using the Internet was getting on YouTube and watching the Beauty and a Beat music video so many times, because I already said this to Drew and Kai, but, like, I genuinely believed that I would go to a party like that at some point in my life. Mind you, it never occurred to me that that video, also, Drew, is filmed at a water park. I thought that was someone's backyard. I was like, no, it's not.

[Kai]

That's.

[Drew]

I don't think it is. That's. There's no way that's someone's backyard. I think it's a little water park.

[Kai]

I've seen people with lazy rivers in their backyard. I think it might be someone's house.

[Drew]

That kind of wealth is gluttonous, and you are going to burn in hell. You may be living a cushy, soft, awesome life right now, but you will burn for your sins. If you are rich enough to have a lazy river in your backyard, I hope you drown in it. Oh.

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

No. This has. No, Drew, this has to be. This has to be at a water park.

[Kai]

Where was Beauty in the Beat? Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj filmed. Filmed in a swimming pool at Raging Waters in San Dimas, California.

[Drew]

Okay. Oh, you scared the out of me. Anyways, I was under the impression when I was, like, 13, 14 that that was somebody's backyard. Like, I fully believed that. And I was like, oh, my God, I cannot wait to get out of Miami and, like, go and have a party like this in la. Because I thought it was in la, like, at somebody's house. And if only I knew that, the pure, real joy of being, like, 25, what I would be doing. Like, you can't do that, because why is it gonna make me really sad?

[Kai]

Feels like we're home.

[Drew]

You can't do that, because I've been practicing with this whole situation. I've been practicing avoidance. Like, pure avoidance. No thoughts.

[Kai]

No.

[Drew]

Right. Like, don't talk about it. Any team member wants to talk about it. I'm like, don't, don't. Because I'm not even home. So don't. Don't worry me with Home trouble. I'm not there.

[Kai]

Exactly. And I feel bad for being so unavailable, but, like, it's protecting myself. Well, the amount.

[Drew]

I think Kai died, by the way.

[Kai]

Kai?

[Orion]

No, I didn't. I just, you know. And you told me to turn off my.

[Drew]

Okay, so I did. Keep going, Drew.

[Kai]

And can you fix your camera, by the way? It's, like, driving me insane. Like, you.

[Drew]

This little line.

[Kai]

No, you just look rancid and ugly.

[Drew]

And I think I'll put on here.

[Kai]

Yeah, I think you got a filter on that's making you really ugly.

[Drew]

No, I don't have any filter on, so I think I'm gonna do that. Does that look good?

[Kai]

Oh, wait, you. I can put filters for real on. Huh. I see you.

[Drew]

Hello.

[Kai]

You see me.

[Drew]

Okay, we need to stop because we do this thing where sometimes we just get sidetracked and we start, like, playing around.

[Kai]

No, for real. The amount of videos. I swear to God. God is testing me. Playing games with my mind. He knows how serious I take these videos, and it has taken everything in me to just start ignoring them. But the amount of videos I'm getting that say, ignore this and August will be the worst month of your life. Ignore this in your mind. It's like, ignore this like, your dick is gonna fall off. Or, like, whatever the.

[Drew]

Like, your dick is gonna fall off.

[Kai]

It's actually absurd. I'm not kidding. It's one in every 10 videos, and I click not interested on every single one of them, and tick tock keeps feeding them to me. And, like, I'm like, is God, like, actually trying to tell me something? Like, do I really need to do this chain mail and doing them again?

[Drew]

Wait, is God trying to, like, tell me something? Do I actually have to send this text to 10 people if my crush is going to kiss me tomorrow? Like, is God talking to me right now? But, like, up is. Even as kids, like, we still were so desperate for manifestation because it's like, in your adulthood, we all knew damn well that those text chain mails would not do. We knew deep down it was a thing at school. Everybody knew that it wasn't real. But if somebody texted me saying my crush would hug me tomorrow if I sent that to 25 people. I don't even have 25 numbers in my Android phone, and I am sending that out to 25 random numbers. Did you ever. Have you ever interacted with a, like, phone book? You said a woman now.

[Kai]

Yes, all the time. Like, the boobs. Sandbag boobs. Like, hedgehog pubes.

[Drew]

Oh, hell no. Wait, Before I go on to my yellow books thing, I interrupted you. Those aren't real, Drew. And your month will just be normal. Those aren't real. Also, you keep getting them because you watch them through and you use them. You put them in your drafts. That's why you keep getting them.

[Kai]

As of late, I have been not interesting them. And then I. I'm not kidding. I got 50, like, in the past two days. So I was like, okay. Like, this is unbelievable. And I actually have to start using these sounds. I don't know. But also, this is CEO. This is T. This is how I know I'm loved. I don't need those silly edits. I don't need all this. There is a word in here that I don't agree with, but other than that, this is how I know I'm special.

[Drew]

Is this the picture you're saying, how you know you're special?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

This is actually really awesome. You better not feature Philip sitting gay. Also, I saw somebody on Tick Tock, like, tagged us in dressing us up, like, in dress to impress. And somebody was like, oh, my God. I keep, like, dressing up as them for, like, like fashion icon or, like, like favorite celebrity. And they're like. And I keep not even placing or getting last place. Yeah. Because nobody knows who the we are.

[Kai]

Like, if you know us, you're weird, but, like, in a cool way.

[Drew]

But, like, you're the oddball, like, in a good way, like Drew was saying. But it cracked me up that big, like, shock that they were getting last place. I'm like, yeah, I'm bunk as we're.

[Orion]

I think you guys are awesome.

[Kai]

Thank you.

[Drew]

Thanks, Kai, for that. You could put your camera back on.

[Orion]

All right.

[Drew]

Only because. Oh, my God, this motherfucker is always doing some shit. Like, you look like those goofy ass emojis people use in slideshows for TikToks.

[Orion]

Oh, so I look cute? Like a little emoji. I look cute because.

[Drew]

What are you doing, Drew? Because, like, that looks like.

[Orion]

What does it look? Please stop, dude.

[Drew]

I don't like it because it looks like you're sucking dick, bro. Like, it's really off putting, y' all.

[Kai]

I heard something, and I don't know if it's real or not. It could very well be fake and misinformation, but it tracks to a certain point. So, like, when I get to the certain point, you'll understand. But basically, when you hike up Mount Everest, like, it's like an excursion. Like, it's days and days and days, right? Like, you're sleeping up there, you're eating up there. You're, like, camping out. Like, you're waiting through blizzards and. And, like, pissing on the mountain. Yeah, that makes sense. But, like, people have to. While they're on Mount Efforts, like, they. And they just. On the floor, or they used to just on the floor, and, like, it essentially just, like, would freeze immediately. So you'd. And then the turds would turn into, like, popsicles. Well, they would.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Imagine an avalanche, and they would just, like, come down, and you get knocked out and concussed by a big turd.

[Kai]

That's. That's literally. They were saying that that's a thing that, like, on Everest, like, the snow would slowly fall out, and then there would be these big poop mudslides of, like, human. So they started implementing rules where now if you on the mountain, you have to bring it back down in a baggie with you because there were so much shit everywhere.

[Drew]

Okay. I guess, actually, because it's so cold, thankfully, I don't think the shit would sting. But in my head, I immediately, like, imagine a bag of stinky, like, humidified shit.

[Orion]

Do you guys ever have a pooping in a Ziploc bag phase, like, in middle school or.

[Kai]

I had a banging your mom face my whole life.

[Drew]

Oh, I do. That is true. I've known him for long, so.

[Orion]

Okay. All right.

[Kai]

Okay. But tell us more about that.

[Orion]

No, it's. I was just saying. Never mind.

[Kai]

And we're not just, like, passing up on that. You're going to talk about your in a bag phase.

[Drew]

Yeah. You want to say it, so you.

[Orion]

Just talk about it, you know? You guys never ziplocked, like, ziplocking.

[Kai]

You have a name for it, too.

[Orion]

Okay, never mind. I was just kidding. I was just trying to, like, make Drew laugh and squirt laughing. Squirt laughing.

[Drew]

Y' all are so disgusting.

[Kai]

It's. You succeeded. Is this, like, sexy eyes?

[Orion]

Whoa. Yeah, that is really sexy. What about this?

[Drew]

Ew. That was so.

[Kai]

Discipline me.

[Orion]

Yeah, that's when I spank you because you talked too much in class.

[Drew]

Okay, enough. Enough. Look what you did.

[Orion]

Dude, please come back. Dude, please. You're the glue.

[Kai]

Drew.

[Orion]

You're handsome. Every gay person I've ever met. Okay.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Enough.

[Drew]

Well.

[Kai]

Oh, the tamponi.

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

Whopped, bro. Just.

[Drew]

You said the tampon eat.

[Kai]

Yeah, the tampon eating.

[Drew]

What is the equivalent to that now? Is it like, the kids who don't shower so they can, like, pheromone max? Like, we don't have People eating their tampons anymore.

[Kai]

It's like to hear you say Max ever again. Pheromone maxing looks. Maxing. Like, I've been Riz maxing. Can I try it out on you?

[Drew]

Who?

[Orion]

On you?

[Drew]

No, try it on Kai. I'm not doing that.

[Orion]

I'm ready. Begin.

[Kai]

I just. I just, like, feel so ugly.

[Orion]

No, you're not ugly.

[Kai]

I just feel like worthless and stupid and like an idiot.

[Orion]

No, don't say that. I think you're. I think you look great.

[Kai]

I look cute. Great. What was the first word you were gonna say?

[Orion]

You look. You look hot. Honestly, like, you look cute.

[Kai]

I'm just a piece of meat to you.

[Drew]

No way. Are. Is your Riz maxing? Just gaslighting like.

[Orion]

Yeah, it's just you manipulating me.

[Kai]

Stupid idiot. Like, don't call me stupid.

[Orion]

Oh, whoa.

[Drew]

I low key miss being in high school because I was so mean to any I had a crush on. Like, any guy I had a crush on. All I would do was be mean, but not in a flirtatious way at all. I would literally meet them and be like, what are you, the dumbest that's ever walked the planet? Get out of my face. Like, I was literally just being evil as fuck. I would do it on purpose. It was fun.

[Kai]

You're beautiful, so you get away with it.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Well, I don't know if this was in the episode that got axed, but Trixie and Flava Flav were on our flight to New York.

[Drew]

Oh, Trixie Mattel.

[Kai]

Trixie Mattel and Flavor Flavors. On our flight to New York. And Flava Flav was a sweetheart. He was so cute, so cool. And Trixie was lit as too.

[Drew]

We tried to say hi to her.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. I tried to say hi. We were walking down, and he had headphones on, and I was like, I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say, what's up? So I was like, hey, like, good to see you. Just sprinted away. Like, literally.

[Drew]

Like, the second Drew turned, his head is as he was, like, starting to sprint by. So Drew basically just said it to, like, the side of his person, right? Oh, you know what we did talk about on an episode that I feel like we'll still post eventually, but I need to hear it right now.

[Kai]

Like, to a girl.

[Drew]

No.

[Kai]

But I hawk to a girl's bad, bro. I'm sorry, little kids, but I'm a killer clown today. I could say bullets are gonna spray.

[Drew]

I'm from Brooklyn.

[Kai]

That's all right, But. All right, let me just say I'm from Brooklyn. All right.

[Drew]

Like, that is so awesome, bro.

[Kai]

It's all right.

[Drew]

Well, sure.

[Kai]

Okay. What do you got to say?

[Orion]

I miss you guys a lot. And I'm really excited to do an episode with you guys person for real.

[Kai]

It's gonna be so nice.

[Orion]

Yeah. And also, there's someone looking for you, Drew. In la. It's the tickle monster.

[Kai]

Jack Donahue. I, like, really was like, okay.

[Drew]

You got Drew hell excited. Me too. I was captain. I was so excited for, like, bro, I am not kidding. I am so bored in Miami. My phone is so dry. I am so bored. I booked a bunch of doctors appointments. Like, I am that bored. Like, I am so bored I'm losing my mind. And every time I booked, because I do use octoc, I would always get a text notification from a random number, like a full written out number. And the excitement I would feel at the prospects of a random person texting me. It was so embarrassing because I was like, oh, my God, I'm losing my mind. I'm so bored. But the reality is, is, like, I'm so bad at texting that what am I gonna do? Start a conversation with somebody? I'm not texting you back. I don't want to text you.

[Kai]

You did this to yourself. Your phone is dry by your own volition. But, oh, what was I gonna say? Oh, I already said it, but kinda is what I'm referencing.

[Drew]

Y' all are mad annoying.

[Orion]

It's like, it's like my gay friend who is, like, built, like, in a lab for true. And whenever he posts, he just posts, like, all day of him eating, like, pizza and lobster. And then like, this week, there was this photo that he posted on his story of him, like, diving into an ocean.

[Kai]

And he's fine.

[Orion]

He's really fine.

[Kai]

He's married to, like, a billionaire or some pisses.

[Drew]

Oh, I know who the you're talking about. You're so annoying. Y' all are so annoying.

[Kai]

Oh.

[Drew]

I was playing would you rather with my teenage siblings yesterday, and that shit was cracking me the fuck up. Like, them seeing them rational, like, rationalize certain things. First of all, my little sister is the worst at it because all she says is like, would you rather get hit by a car or a bus? And there's no financial, like, want. Like, there's nothing that makes one of the options better. She'll be like, oh, would you rather, like, fall off a balcony at 50ft high? Or, like, get pushed out of a plane without a Parachute. And it's like, why? Like, you're basically asking me how I want to die in all of these scenarios. You're so bad at this.

[Kai]

Well, I'd get pushed off a 50 foot balcony. And I would get hit by a car. No, I'd get hit by a bus.

[Drew]

To both of them, I said I would just shoot myself because I'm not letting anybody put me in those.

[Kai]

No, you play it wrong. And, yeah, you poke holes in all of them. You're like, well, I just kill myself.

[Drew]

Like, well, because in what scenario would I realistically not be able to kill myself before you got me to do what I was gonna do? Because I'd be like, oh, I have to go to the bathroom. I'm about to, like, piss my. Can I at least do that? Like, can you give me the human decency to, like, at least let me use the bathroom? And then I would go in the bathroom and I'd kill myself.

[Kai]

I jump out of the window and run away. Hello?

[Drew]

I guess. Yeah. With that, like, ideology, I don't know why I don't think of, like, how to save myself. Wow.

[Kai]

Well, you don't want to be saved. Don't save her.

[Drew]

You know, I mean, Tory Lanez. Because that song, say it reminds me of high school, and I love that song so much. And I'll never be able to just, like, make a tik tok to it or post it on the gram or, like, play it, like, without anybody thinking that I like Tory Lanez.

[Kai]

Why, though?

[Drew]

I don't know. Because I don't want anybody to think I like that. He's nasty.

[Kai]

Did he do something bad?

[Drew]

He shot Megan the Stallion. Drew.

[Kai]

That's who shot Megan. I didn't know that.

[Drew]

That's like, two. That's why the whole. That's why she's like, Nikki says, you foot fragment. And that's why they have beef, is because Nikki doesn't think Tory Lanez did it, and she thinks that Megan the Stallion is lying about it.

[Kai]

Oh, see, I knew she got shot in the foot, but I did not know it was by Tor.

[Drew]

So that two shot Megan.

[Kai]

We got to the bottom of that. Do you know the song also?

[Drew]

Did I say Megan the Stallion? Like, her name is Meg. I feel like I said Megan the Stallion, but I might be making that up.

[Kai]

I think you did say Megan the Stallion.

[Drew]

I don't know why I called her Megan. I don't think that's her name. It's just Meg.

[Kai]

Megan the Stallion. Well, y' all know the song what's up by 4 non blondes.

[Drew]

I don't think so. What's going on? And I say, oh, yeah?

[Kai]

Well.

[Drew]

You'Re not about to act like you just sounded good.

[Kai]

No, no, no. Run that back, Kai, run that back. In the edit. I unironically.

[Orion]

Flashback in the. In the episode.

[Kai]

Yeah, black and white. I unironically, ironically sounded good.

[Drew]

What's going on?

[Kai]

And I said, y' all are so. Me. Y' all are haters, bro. You know, I said, you did sound good.

[Drew]

Every episode you do some wild, and then you gaslight us into praising you for it. Like.

[Kai]

Like, my bit is lying in that.

[Drew]

I just thought about how sometimes when we're in the house, like, I have one of those moments where everything you do makes me laugh at you. And sometimes, like, very rarely, but sometimes it makes Drew so mad. Like, what's so funny? Oh, I'm just a joke. Like, it, like, whatever.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

For simply exist. I'm simply myself.

[Drew]

And you should kill yourself. What? What did I do?

[Orion]

You told him to kill himself. I feel like it makes sense that that would upset him. You know?

[Drew]

Also, you can't. You can't say that now.

[Orion]

No, you're not supposed to say that to your friends.

[Drew]

I think that. Okay, I've, Like, I don't know. I don't. I don't think that's going to be an easy one for me to drop. Like, really? Yeah. No.

[Orion]

You don't think that's normal to not. Damn. We could actually just take over from here, I guess.

[Drew]

Oh, Kai. Sometimes I feel like we look related. Like, I don't like this. If I feel like I'm on a phone call with my family whenever we.

[Orion]

Do zoom, I always. I'm always like, we look like siblings. Why us?

[Drew]

Drew, come back, please, Please. Like, oh, my God. I felt like I was like, I don't think I've ever FaceTimed Kai, and I felt like I was, like, FaceTiming him. We have laughs here, guys. Like, we have laughs here of each.

[Kai]

Other so much, y' all. We literally love each other.

[Drew]

I, like, didn't want to do the podcast at all because I'm just, like, lazy bored, and I feel like I have nothing to say. And then I put myself in the mindset of a mastermind of being like, okay, it's summer. I'm, like, 16, 17. I am getting on oovu with my Internet friends who I don't get to hang out with. And then.

[Orion]

I put myself in the brain of my seventh grade self, and I'm like, I'm getting on chatterbait. I'm about to go crazy.

[Drew]

Whoa. First of all.

[Kai]

First of all, I'm getting on Omegle.

[Drew]

I still don't understand what chatterbait is. I will never.

[Orion]

I don't know what chatterbait is. Yeah, like, I know what Omegle is.

[Kai]

Yeah, right? Yeah, right.

[Orion]

You don't. I know that it's, like, naughtier. I know it's not.

[Drew]

I thought it was just, like, a text chat log room, like, which.

[Kai]

But for, like, people fingering their butts. And.

[Orion]

I. So it's like omegle or.

[Drew]

Nah, like, voluntary Omegle.

[Kai]

Yes. It's like twitch. You don't have a camera on. You're a part of the audience, and you're, like, donating in. In the comment section, watching. Just like. Like, it would be like this with a comment section.

[Drew]

Wait, we lowkey need to tap in. Like, when we're, like, airplaying something, we should, like, find a creator we like and just, like, don them and become friends with them on there.

[Kai]

Me, Jake, and Dana used to get on, and there was a girl that if you donated, she would spank herself, and we would make her spank herself over and over, and she would, like, moan really hard.

[Drew]

No, we need to find, like, a farter on chatterbait. Like, you know, when we just get bored and we look up girls farting, we need to find that side of chatterbait.

[Kai]

Classic. It's a certified classic.

[Drew]

I feel like we've watched every girl farting video there is on YouTube. I'm not kidding.

[Kai]

Like, like, like 300 videos that we just scroll through and find the best ones. There's one of a girl, like, laying on the bed in yoga pants and she twerks the fart out.

[Drew]

Those are my favorite. I'm not kidding. When they, like, crybaby twerk the fart out, it's like.

[Kai]

It felt so good. Okay, well, we're cutting the episode off there because this is getting out of control.

[Drew]

I know.

[Kai]

We're.

[Drew]

We're starting to go, like, now it's for real. Just, like, a phone call at 10:30pm like, we're just talking about, like, really whack.

[Kai]

Oh, so you're saying I'm whack as.

[Drew]

These are my fiber pills. I take fiber pills, guys, because I'm literally geriatric.

[Kai]

Media is your fiber pills.

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

What? I just said your media is your fiber pills.

[Drew]

Oh, I. I seriously didn't hear you, so. All I heard was fiber pills. And I Thought you said something stupid, but you said something actually really smart and, like, witty.

[Kai]

Immediately assumes that everything I say is stupid.

[Drew]

Well, my media of the week is Music and Friends by Robert Lester Folsom, who reached out to send me a record. So I'm actually so happy about that. He's one of my favorite artists.

[Kai]

That's actually crazy.

[Drew]

I know. It genuinely made me so happy. I love his music so much. My other media is Footprints on the Moon by Johnny Harris, Questions in a World of Blue by Julie Cruz, Shame by Terence Boylan. And for movie media, I haven't watched a movie. I don't know. I've been watching the Olympics because I'm bored as hell. I'm so bored.

[Kai]

You watch Twister without me?

[Drew]

No. Did you watch Twister without me? Because I have a feeling you're gonna.

[Kai]

No, I would never do that. I'm not kidding. Down three times.

[Drew]

Okay. I was gonna say because the same. I've been asked to go so many times, and we were gonna go. Enjoy. I was, like, seeing that without. Drew would be up, and I wouldn't even be able to lie to him that I didn't see it yet.

[Kai]

I turned Kai down. I turned down Tag, and I turned down my dad.

[Drew]

Keep turning it down. Watch us get back to la. And it's not gonna be in theaters anymore, bro.

[Kai]

I know. It's gonna be so beat, but I.

[Drew]

Just need to see it in 4DS X because I want to get squirted on.

[Kai]

Yeah. I want to see it in IMAX and 40X.

[Drew]

Okay. That's. I don't know if I want to watch twice.

[Kai]

I'll watch you tonight, Max.

[Orion]

I want to come with you guys so I can get squirted on, too.

[Drew]

No, it's kind of a date situation. We're not, like, looking for thirds right now.

[Orion]

It's a date.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Orion]

I'm like, drew.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Orion]

Good luck. Good luck with that.

[Drew]

I don't need good luck. I've hit that more times than you can count.

[Kai]

Like. Like, jealous. You try to ruin all of my, like, play. I get. Like, just because I don't want you anymore doesn't mean you have to try to ruin my life.

[Orion]

You don't want me anymore. I'm just. I'm wishing her good luck. That's it. I'm happy for you.

[Drew]

I don't need your luck. You. You funky ass. I don't know you. Your luck.

[Orion]

Okay. Yeah. Well, we'll see how it goes and then.

[Kai]

No. Good luck to you, Kai.

[Orion]

Thank you. I appreciate that, but I don't need it, so.

[Kai]

No, you need it.

[Drew]

No, don't. Drew. Don't even let him know what's coming his way. Like, let him just. Like, he. He thinks he's good. Let him think he's good. You're good, Kai. You're good.

[Orion]

What?

[Kai]

Does that mean something?

[Drew]

You're good.

[Kai]

Like a bus.

[Orion]

A bus. A bus.

[Kai]

I hired. Yes, I hired a bus driver to run you over.

[Orion]

Dude, you just admitted that on video. So you're going to jail in the episode.

[Kai]

You. No one's gonna know I edit the episode.

[Orion]

So I'll leave this in so people know. Do your. Do your medium.

[Drew]

I'm gonna step on your glasses. Shut up. Yeah.

[Kai]

Sabali, Amadou and Mariam Parakeet. Damon Auburn. She wants to move. Nerd and organ donor. DJ Shadow for movie vibes. I started watching this show that was filmed in Granbury and in the surrounding towns. It's like a prequel to Yellowstone. It's called, like, 18 something. 1883. Yeah, 1883. I watched the first episode. It was chill, but, yeah, I just watched it because it was in my hometown and I recognized one of the locations. It was crazy.

[Drew]

That's how I feel anytime I watch a movie now that's in la. I'm like, I've been there. I literally been there.

[Kai]

Me and GTA 5. We got Kai and glasses before GTA 6. We got Kai looking fine as before GTA 6.

[Orion]

Oh, okay, I'm leaving that. I'm gonna leave that in. Oh, please let me do my media.

[Kai]

Please, please, please, please, please, please.

[Drew]

Go, bruh.

[Orion]

Okay. Hell of a ride by Nourished By Time. That's it? Just that song? I'll keep it short so I don't annoy you guys.

[Kai]

Wait, what is. Nevermind. We'll ask. We'll talk about it after.

[Drew]

Okay, well, bye.

[Kai]

Bye.

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