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- [00:00]
Ryan Seacrest
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- [00:46]
Drew
Hey, guys. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today I am bringing to the table a very important question. Would you rather do bath salt or a whole can of Galaxy Gas?
- [01:00]
Kai
Oh, immediately. Immediately. Galaxy gas. And only because dentists give you essentially, Galaxy Gas. They actually flavor the air sometimes with cherry, by the way. Wait, I don't know. I don't know if it's because the numbing medication that they put in your mouth before they stick the needle in is cherry flavor and it makes the air taste cherry. Is there a squirrel in the tree behind me? I love nature. I literally love nature.
- [01:30]
Drew
Hashtag random. Hashtag random, hashtag ad. Squirrel. Shiny. Ew.
- [01:39]
Enya
Shiny.
- [01:41]
Kai
No, I'm doing Galaxy Gas, obviously, because what was. I don't even remember the other ones.
- [01:49]
Drew
Bath salts. But what if you could pick the bath salts? Like, what if the bath salts were super, super, just like some random Malibu, and it was salts from the sea, like, air dried and baked, and it was like natural ass bath salts. You wouldn't, like, opt for that instead of Galaxy Gas.
- [02:07]
Kai
I think there's no such thing as natural bath salts. I think the bath salts was just. It's called bath salts, so they could sell it in, like, convenience stores, but it was actually like, some random ass research chemical from China that just, like, melted your brain and made you eat people. There's, like, different types. So, like, the types that you put in your bath, those don't get you high.
- [02:28]
Drew
But, like, if you thought the whole gag was that he ate bath salts from, like, Bed, Bath and Beyond or some shit, or was that just, like, a rumor?
- [02:35]
Kai
That was just a rumor. So I'm doing Galaxy Gas. I'm getting. I'm getting loaded off Galaxy Gas. And I just went to the dentist, and guess what? I had my second procedure. They didn't give me laughing gas. So I was sitting there writhing in pain, and it was. It hurt even more than the other side. And now this Tooth is literally turning gray. My temporary molar is turning gray. And I looked it up, and it's because they burst some blood vessels. And so now there's blood vessels rotting the pulp of my tooth. So I'm probably going to have to get a fucking root canal because of their neglect in my goddamn mouth. And it hurts so bad. And I called them yesterday, and I was like, hey, it's, like, really excruciating. Like, I can't do anything. And they were like, okay, come in tomorrow. And I was like, well, I can't come in tomorrow. And they were like, okay, the dentist will call you.
- [03:23]
Drew
Wait, why couldn't you come in? Because of this.
- [03:25]
Kai
Because we were recording. Yeah.
- [03:27]
Drew
Wow.
- [03:28]
Kai
So.
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Drew
So.
- [03:28]
Kai
No, I'm dedicated.
- [03:30]
Drew
Yeah, you are. You're dedicated to your craft. I really love that. Like, you have a burning passion to speak, and I love that about you. Well, I guess now I have to go to Galaxy Gas. Also, play the clip of me telling Drew not to go to that dentist. Just to be clear, because I really don't have anything to say on the subject matter because, like, I told you. I told you I kind of look weird. No, I mean, from my end. You're completely blurry.
- [03:58]
Kai
This is. I'm such a narcissist because look at my screen, how I have it later.
- [04:03]
Drew
Is it just you looking at yourself? You know what's crazy is I. I had mine like that at the beginning, and then I changed it because I was like, I feel like there's somebody out there who's, like. You can tell. Like, the. With the way so and so is looking, that they're not looking at someone else. And, like, in my head, I would look prettier looking at you because I love you so much. So I'm having, like, a real love for you instead of looking at my face and really being scared and, like, thinking about my every move.
- [04:31]
Kai
I live for you. I love for you, Olivia. Okay, so, like, we know this, like, dumb as rocks, whatever, but why is there so much fossil fuel? Like, I feel like we should have run out by now. No, because aren't they just, like, rotted dinosaur corpses and, like, little shells and, like, I'm not buying it. Like, there should not be fossil fuels on this planet anymore. Like, I think it's all a lie. Like, I truly don't know.
- [05:01]
Drew
You got anything to say to that?
- [05:03]
Olivia
Oh, yeah. Just before I chime in, though, what do you guys think of my apartment?
- [05:08]
Drew
That's not your apartment.
- [05:09]
Olivia
This is not where you live. This is from a Date I had. It was a very. Yeah, it was a very intimate date that I had.
- [05:17]
Drew
Why do you have no art up on your walls? It's really like dungeon in there, and it's like kind of.
- [05:22]
Olivia
It's called minimalism, and it's very sexy.
- [05:25]
Kai
The exposed brick is the art, babe.
- [05:28]
Olivia
It's very she. Exactly.
- [05:29]
Drew
The art of what used to be somebody who was passionate enough to build a building brick by brick, and now they make them out of card.
- [05:37]
Olivia
I have art, and I'm going to be putting my bored ape Yacht club, all of them.
- [05:43]
Enya
Are you gonna get digital?
- [05:44]
Kai
It's a tv. No, TV screen.
- [05:47]
Olivia
Tv. Yeah. It's gonna be a big oled screen that's always on. There's gonna be a neon sign that says c' est la vie above it, and then there's gonna be a bible quote at the bottom.
- [05:58]
Drew
I genuinely think I forgot who I was saying this to, but I think I need to start hanging up words of affirmation around the house because the who do that are genuinely happier. And I could do it in, like, my own way, but there is something to of affirmation. I'm never going to be the who's like, writing on sticky notes and putting it on my mirror. Although I think that works for a lot of people. I would. I don't think I could ever write something sincere to myself and expect myself to see it another time and feel anything from it. Like, I would never. I'm just like. That's how little I take myself, like, in terms of seriousness. But we need to start making, like, lit words of affirmation art. But I just feel like that's kind of like a hard. Sincerity is scary. Like, to make one that's, like, actually good. I don't know how I would.
- [06:47]
Kai
Sincerity epidemic.
- [06:49]
Olivia
Yeah, I found a sticky note in Drew's room that just said, I am not ran through 400 times. I don't know if that.
- [06:56]
Kai
Why are you going through my.
- [06:57]
Drew
Also, that doesn't even make sense because, Drew, that would only, like, xna. Like, maybe like a tenth of your body count. So saying I'm not ran through. That would only cover 400 of, like, the who knows how many people and.
- [07:09]
Kai
Who'S in the kitchen.
- [07:12]
Drew
Because Let me cook.
- [07:14]
Kai
Let her cook. Let her cook. That was.
- [07:18]
Olivia
Wait, what? It was about fossil fuels.
- [07:20]
Kai
Yeah, fossil fuels. Like, I feel like we should have ran out if it's really fossil.
- [07:25]
Olivia
I also feel that way, but I'm also. I have thought about this, but then it's like dinosaurs existed for billions of years, 100 million years or something, right?
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Enya
Yeah.
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Kai
And actually not just dinosaur bones, though. Right. Like, I feel like it's. They're talking about, like, the conchs and the shells too. I don't fudgeing know, but I think.
- [07:44]
Enya
It'S all a farce.
- [07:45]
Kai
I think none of it's real. Like, I'm really. I'm not buying.
- [07:49]
Drew
Don't believe in fossil fuels.
- [07:51]
Kai
Famously. I literally don't believe in them. I'm like, yeah, right.
- [07:55]
Drew
Well, I know we have been worried about AI and its progression for a really long time, and there have been multiple signs to stop, and humans have continued to move forward with it. But I think the sign that is the scariest to me is that AI has gathered enough information that it knows how to make bad art. Like, it. Like, I've seen bad AI art, and there's always been bad AI art in terms of, like, Jesus, like, on a tractor, like, mowing through the sea. Like, what? Like, there's always been like that. But, like, I mean, bad a. Like somebody somehow gave a, like, description. So whack that the art is like, somebody trying to be good at something. Does that make sense?
- [08:37]
Kai
Like, yeah.
- [08:38]
Drew
Should I turn off these lights? Yeah. Right. Because it's a bit unflattering on me. And you guys care about the way.
- [08:43]
Olivia
You honestly look good. You don't.
- [08:44]
Kai
Yeah.
- [08:45]
Olivia
It's not giving overhead lighting. You look good. I wanted to bring up one thing. I sent it to the group chat, and I want you guys to take a look at it.
- [08:57]
Kai
Oh, the black mold. The J.K. rowling black mold.
- [09:01]
Olivia
So she's taken photos in the same room for the last four years, and there's, like, black mold progressing up her walls.
- [09:09]
Kai
That's why she's batshit crazy. The black mold is getting to her goddamn brain, bro. I haven't seen that.
- [09:16]
Drew
And at least, like, question it a little bit. I would be like, like, I know, I know. The shadows from the mold have created enough of, like, a silhouette now that she's been walking through her house and thought, the corner aspiration.
- [09:29]
Kai
No, it's also giving like. Like, that is black mold. Like, that's like, you should see any type of mold growing in your house and immediately question it. Like, why is that just growing over 5?
- [09:44]
Drew
Where does she live?
- [09:45]
Olivia
She lives in Hogwarts.
- [09:46]
Drew
She has to live in the most humid environment ever. Or she's just back, like, how is that much mold growing? Like, also, I don't know that I've ever seen. Maybe it's because the average Person doesn't let it get there. But damn, I've never seen that much mold grow in someone's, like, living space.
- [10:04]
Kai
It's proof that her brain is fucking.
- [10:06]
Enya
Rotted that she won't just, like, clean up the goddamn mold.
- [10:09]
Drew
What's the first sign of, like, black mold?
- [10:13]
Kai
Me.
- [10:14]
Drew
I almost, like, followed my own answer up with that. But, like, no, you've been like that no matter where we lived. It's not really a mold thing for you.
- [10:22]
Kai
Yeah, I haven't slept on that couch.
- [10:24]
Enya
I mean, the new couch is horrible.
- [10:26]
Kai
I hate it.
- [10:28]
Enya
Have we talked about it on here?
- [10:30]
Drew
No.
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Olivia
Oh, my God. You cough up blood.
- [10:34]
Drew
Remember when Drew was convinced we had black mold?
- [10:38]
Olivia
Yeah, in the couch. But were there any actual legitimate symptoms of the black mold, or was it just true?
- [10:44]
Drew
No, it was just Drew's pre diabetes showing, like, three years ago. Like, what? It was literally just, like, him eating and knocking out on the couch, and he was like, there's mold in this couch. Every time I lay on it, I knock out. But he eats on the couch. So he would eat and then turn over and, like, pass out.
- [10:59]
Olivia
Drew, did you ever cough up blood?
- [11:02]
Kai
Oh, all the time.
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Drew
Oh, my God.
- [11:06]
Kai
Blood.
- [11:06]
Drew
Coughed up blood. The world would know. The world would know. Drew is not, like.
- [11:12]
Enya
No, it's. It's literally like I forget what it was.
- [11:15]
Kai
Oh. Like, when I eat a salad, the world knows. I tell everybody immediately, like, everyone knows. I eat a salad when I go to the gym, the world knows. When I eat my protein goal, the world knows.
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Enya
Like, there are.
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Kai
There are things in my life that.
- [11:31]
Enya
I do that I'm so proud of myself that I just need to let the people know.
- [11:36]
Kai
So I've been thinking a lot about, like. I've been thinking about a lot of, like, the greatest gifts that, quote, unquote, God has given humanity. And, like, my iPhone, obviously, like, that's at the very top of the list. You can't argue that that is, like, the greatest thing of all time, period. But close second is eating in your bedroom.
- [12:04]
Drew
I don't know.
- [12:05]
Kai
I think. I think eating on the floor of your bedroom or of my bedroom brings me a peace and a tranquility that, like, I. I can't even, like, begin to verbalize the feeling I get, like, when I'm, like, when I bring my food in and I set it on the floor on my carpet, and I see it when I'm in bed, when I'm letting it get cold, and I see it over there, and I'm like, oh, my God. Once the clock hits 11:30. Like, I'm feasting. Oh, my God, it's so good.
- [12:37]
Drew
I will say I can't agree with you. Eating on your floor is, like, top 10 notes for me, but it's pretty top 10.
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Kai
It's like connecting with my Neanderthalian roots. Like, it's like, the floor. Yeah. Because they would probably eat in the dirt under a tree or something.
- [12:56]
Drew
I'm sure even Neanderthals were like, whoa, I don't want to get dirt on my raw animal. Or, like, my raw.
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Kai
My nuts and berries.
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Drew
Yeah. My raw diet.
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Enya
Yeah.
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Kai
My vegan raw keto diet. Do you think. Did you ask. Were you the one asking what the first gay caveman was like?
- [13:18]
Olivia
Oh, yeah. That was, like, in a Patreon episode, I think, right?
- [13:22]
Kai
Yeah, the first caveman.
- [13:24]
Drew
Yeah, because. Oh, no, no. I think it was in a public episode because we. We were talking about how no matter what language you speak, like, gay accents come out. Like, you can just hear if someone's gay. And, like, you had to have been able to peep that with, like, cavemen. Like, they just had to have. I'm gonna start doing that to y' all when y' all look good.
- [14:01]
Kai
Y' all remember that crocodile movie Shawn Mendes did? I saw a clip of the baby crocodile singing recently. Who said yes? Who green lit that? How much did that make in the box office?
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Drew
I feel like it probably made, like, way more than you would expect.
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Kai
Sean.
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Enya
Men.
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Drew
Like, it probably did crazy movies low. No, actually, movies are flopping crazy right now. Let me not say that. But the most. I feel like random kids movies do.
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Kai
Well because, like, what else is there for them?
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Drew
Kids content in general, I feel like does well.
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Olivia
Oh, it made $111 million.
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Drew
How much?
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Olivia
$111 million, which I think is.
- [14:47]
Kai
No, that's, like, really good. Also. Another one of the greatest gifts God has given to humanity is being able to see the reels your friends and family likes on Instagram. I don't think I. I figured by now people would, like, know about that and understand that, like, I can see the content they're interacting with. But I still have, like, five to ten, like, people that, like, aren't in my life every single day or aren't in my life even every single year that, like, their likes pop up on there, and it's them liking, like, the. The hairiest bear you've ever seen, like, twerking or, like, a straight dude liking, like, sexy women, like, throwing ass or whatever. And I don't think they're aware And I hope they never find out that I can see what they're liking because it's literally the funniest thing ever.
- [15:44]
Olivia
Scrolling through that thing and you're really quick. Can you move your hair to the other side? Because it's. It's rubbing up against the microphone. Let's go. Okay. Thank you.
- [15:53]
Enya
Well, no, he's a producer.
- [15:54]
Kai
Doing it because you're pretty.
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Olivia
Yes, I was also doing it because you're pretty, but, uh, but also the mic.
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Drew
So I haven't seen anyone, like, anything that felt too funny. My sister liked a funny TikTok recently.
- [16:08]
Enya
I have two that Two people in my life that send me every.
- [16:13]
Kai
I'm.
- [16:14]
Enya
I. I bet it's like 55% of the content that comes up on their Instagram feed they just send to me. Literally. I have never.
- [16:25]
Drew
Well, that's what I think. My sisters is my sister. I'm like, you must just. She sends me, like, at a time. I'm like, you must be swiping in everyone. It's just like, in her head, she's like, banger, banger, banger, banger.
- [16:38]
Kai
But.
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Drew
Or she's just, like, bored.
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Kai
What happened to curation?
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Drew
Like, you know, Exactly. I want a curated send off. Like, I send things to people that are very curated personally, but I'm just that kind of girl. I take my time. Like, I just care.
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Olivia
Yeah. Like, when I send drew videos of guys and their stomachs are all inflated and distended, I make sure to send the best ones that are in 4K and you can hear, like, some sort of sloshing.
- [17:08]
Drew
Y' all aren't joking.
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Enya
No, we're literally not.
- [17:11]
Kai
And what's so funny is me and Kai were on the phone for, mind you, an hour and a half last night, just, like, talking.
- [17:17]
Enya
It was really nice.
- [17:18]
Drew
You don't call me. I'm literally. I'm all the way in Miami. You haven't called. Not once. You.
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Enya
You haven't called me.
- [17:25]
Drew
Girls, the phone works both ways.
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Enya
No, no.
- [17:29]
Drew
If he wanted to, he would. If he wanted.
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Kai
I'm going to clock. I'm going to clock it real quick because I do call you and you're like, o. Like, I have to go.
- [17:35]
Enya
And it's like five minutes into our call, the last three times I've called you.
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Drew
That's not true. We spoke. We spoke for, like 20 minutes.
- [17:43]
Enya
It was less than 12. It was less than 12 because I was like, damn. I haven't spoken to Anya at all this week.
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Drew
There's no way.
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Kai
I think it was like 11 minutes and 38 seconds clock.
- [17:56]
Drew
15 minutes.
- [17:58]
Kai
Yeah, see? Less than 20, bro.
- [18:00]
Drew
You're obsessed with me. Get off my dick. Why do I have to call you and tell you what I'm up to when everything I'm doing, you're so you mess with me. Get off of my back.
- [18:08]
Kai
Do you want me to call you or do you not want me to call you?
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Drew
Because you just know when I want to call. That's like the main issue with calling is like, yeah, I want to talk to people on the phone, but just. Can you somehow manage to call me within the like 10 seconds? That. That's a fleeting thought of what I want, you know, Like I. I think realistically I need to get better at.
- [18:29]
Kai
Calling people because, like, you don't call anybody.
- [18:33]
Drew
I'm just bad. I don't like, call or like, I'm not somebody to like, start up a conversation.
- [18:41]
Kai
That's very feminine of you.
- [18:44]
Drew
It's also, I wasn't allowed to have friends and stuff as a kid or like talk to people on the phone. So I'm not really used to like that still that kind of freedom. I think part of my brain is still wired where like, to also in my head to start a conversation or talk to somebody is extremely bothersome, regardless of the intention. And then also right now, yeah, I get like pre anxiety about like showing up in the conversation and making sure that like, it is worthwhile. And then I will just like over speak over text somehow.
- [19:19]
Kai
Like, I just, it's just anytime I'm on the phone with like anybody, like, name a person that I'd be on the phone with.
- [19:28]
Drew
Your mom?
- [19:29]
Kai
Yeah, actually touching myself. I'm. I'm playing with my wiener with Kai. Especially last night, all night. Last night on the phone with him, I was touching myself with Enya even though it was 10 minutes.
- [19:44]
Olivia
What do you mean you're touching yourself? What are you talking about?
- [19:47]
Drew
Like, just holding yourself in a loving manner.
- [19:49]
Kai
No, like my wiener.
- [19:52]
Drew
I can't lie. Like, I know I'm super comfy with somebody if I'm chilling in a room with them and I got my hands on my coffee coochie. Like, I genuinely, like, I'm like, damn, this is true comfort. And it's not in a sexual way. It's just like, it's like me, it's me returning to myself. Like, I wish, I wish I was kidding too. Like, it's not in a sexual way. It's literally like, this is for warmth and comfort and I'm returning to me, like I'm Returning back to my own womb in a way. Like, Mommy is done mommying everyone for the day. Mommy must be comforted by her own mom. But my mom is dead, so you see my problem.
- [20:29]
Kai
Boo.
- [20:31]
Olivia
Oh, can you move your hair again? Sorry.
- [20:33]
Drew
Oh, my God. You just want to see my, like, skin.
- [20:36]
Olivia
That's not it.
- [20:37]
Kai
We want to see your collarbones. What about it?
- [20:40]
Enya
Like, what about it? Kai wants to see your nude body. It's not weird.
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Olivia
I just. It's just an audio thing. That's purely what it is. It's not anything more than that.
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Enya
Call it as it is.
- [20:51]
Drew
Oh, I remember what I was gonna say.
- [20:53]
Olivia
Also, Drew, for audio, can you take your shirt off? Just because I think it's rubbing up against the mic.
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Enya
Wait, I actually am almost to a point in my life where I'm like.
- [21:02]
Kai
I'm almost gonna be shirtless. Like, my body is so tea right now. And. Yeah, I'm gonna send you the pictures.
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Drew
I've been taking to be shirtless and.
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Olivia
Yet zoom in on the first one. Zoom in on.
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Kai
I'm cropping it.
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Olivia
Oh, shit, that's pretty.
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Drew
I wanna. I wanna get strong. This arm is, like, really sad.
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Kai
Wait, Kai, which one was it? Was I kind of turned to the side? Yeah, it's that one.
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Olivia
Yeah. And then zoom in very close to.
- [21:28]
Kai
Drew's face, and you look at the pictures. Look at my body tee, but zoom.
- [21:34]
Olivia
In on his face.
- [21:37]
Kai
God, I hate the way I look in these fucking photos.
- [21:40]
Enya
My headphones died.
- [21:43]
Olivia
I also had to make some food.
- [21:47]
Enya
So is that all you're eating?
- [21:50]
Olivia
Yeah, big what I'm having.
- [21:52]
Drew
You actually have nothing else on the side?
- [21:54]
Enya
Big and ginormous.
- [21:56]
Olivia
No, this is just. This is the main course right here.
- [21:59]
Enya
You hear how heavy it was when it hit the mic? That's a lot, guy.
- [22:11]
Olivia
I'm scared.
- [22:11]
Drew
Oh, so you're gonna chew for the rest of the episode? That's cool, guys. Hey, anybody else want to hear Kai chew on boiled plain rice?
- [22:19]
Olivia
Actually, some people have emailed my business email and asked me for videos of exactly of asmr.
- [22:25]
Drew
Hello, Sis, your voice is peeking back up.
- [22:28]
Olivia
Really? Oh. Drew told me to turn my up.
- [22:30]
Enya
Back to my dental work. I got that temporary tooth installed on the right side of my mouth, and they made it so sharp that it literally, for the first two days, was cutting my tongue. Like, my tooth was so sharp it was cutting the side of my tongue. So what I did is I was like, I'm not going back to that dental office. What I did is I grabbed a nail file and Filed my temporary tooth down and it worked, I guess.
- [23:03]
Drew
Yeah, that's not the craziest thing ever, but what was it, like, a fresh file, at least?
- [23:07]
Kai
No.
- [23:10]
Enya
It was the ones I use on my fingernails. No, I eat my fingernails.
- [23:16]
Drew
Sorry, Though, but that's, like, you constantly wash your hands. Like, your hand. Like, you would never bite on your fingernails after, like, playing around, but I feel like you've definitely filed your nails on a whim where your hands are dirty and it's just. Just, like, collected dead skin and bacteria.
- [23:32]
Enya
And, like, I eat my fingernails without washing my hands.
- [23:36]
Drew
I mean, I guess I eat my fingernails too, but my fingers look pretty good right now. I can't. I need a fill. But, like, no. I've been biting my nails the past, like, two, three days. I can't even lie.
- [23:46]
Kai
Yeah.
- [23:47]
Drew
Oh, wait, but before I forget, the thing I was saying before you went was I thought my dad was trying to kill me by making me wipe down all the wood and glass in the house every single Sunday. Like, to me, that was also. My dad, I genuinely think, has ocd. Like, if I get it from any parent, I think it's him because he also likes things done in such a specific way. And he would go and look at the wood and be like, you didn't. You didn't wipe this down with the dry fiberglass towel after, so there's dust stuck to the oil. And I'd be like, okay. Like, bruh. It literally felt like I was in boot camp. And now look, my room is always a mess.
- [24:31]
Enya
Yeah, that instilled nothing in you because there are dishes still in the sink from when you left.
- [24:37]
Drew
Yeah, I don't give a. My dad runs his crib like it's a bed and breakfast. I don't want to do that. Like, and I, I. I do think I'm somebody who I pick up after myself. And, like, maybe it'll happen more at the end of the day or, like, the next morning, but I'll go around and I'll, like, I don't let. Especially in shared spaces. Anything get too, too crazy. Other than the laundry room.
- [24:59]
Enya
I was about this.
- [25:00]
Kai
I was about to say the laundry room in the kitchen.
- [25:03]
Enya
The two shared spaces.
- [25:05]
Drew
I clean the kitchen. I clean the kitchen, bro. You know I clean the kitchen. Don't play with me about cleaning the kitchen. I clean it.
- [25:11]
Enya
No, you. You do. But I'm just so specific about how I want spaces to be cleaned.
- [25:17]
Olivia
Oh, my God, me too. I'm always like, I need my green couch to be spotless. I Need my tan.
- [25:24]
Enya
The blood of the pillow.
- [25:27]
Olivia
I need my wine glass. Oh, can't see it, but there it is.
- [25:31]
Drew
Wait, but I thought you said that was from last night. So if you need your things a specific way, why would that need to be there? So is that just, like, the lie you always tell? You always have a wine glass there just in case anybody comes into your pocket apartment so you can lie?
- [25:43]
Olivia
Yeah, no, I'm a sociopath. And then I have my minimal lamp and then all of my vinyl records over here. And. Yeah, so I'm also, like, crazy.
- [25:56]
Enya
I have a tent built in my room right now.
- [25:59]
Olivia
Really?
- [26:00]
Drew
Like a camping tent?
- [26:01]
Enya
Yeah, I slept in it. I napped in it yesterday.
- [26:04]
Drew
Oh, that's kind of cute. I like that.
- [26:06]
Enya
Yeah.
- [26:07]
Olivia
Why did you do that?
- [26:11]
Enya
Hold on.
- [26:13]
Olivia
I feel like that's what, like, kids do when their parents are going through a divorce.
- [26:16]
Drew
Oh, is your desk in there?
- [26:20]
Kai
No, I put the tint there instead.
- [26:26]
Enya
Of having a desk. I went out till 4am the other night.
- [26:32]
Drew
That is insane.
- [26:33]
Enya
Isn't that crazy?
- [26:35]
Drew
That's.
- [26:35]
Olivia
Is that the same night that I got asked to be a third?
- [26:38]
Enya
I was literally about to bring that up next.
- [26:40]
Drew
You got asked to be a third? For real? For real.
- [26:42]
Enya
We went to Akbar and. Which is the gay bar in la. The only gay bar in la haven't been in seven years. Because last time I went there, someone screamed in my face that I was a Viner and it really was destabilizing. So I did amigo.
- [27:04]
Drew
Like, or were. Were you there that night? I think I might have gone before.
- [27:10]
Enya
I have only been one other time. And I was like, you know what? Let's go again. Let's go get gay bar drinks. We went, and it was just as destabilizing. Some, like, within, like, 30 seconds of walking in, like, a group of kids, like, looked at me and laughed at me and then came up to me and was like, I really like your shirt. And I was like, oh, thank you. And then turned around and then they snickered and laughed again. And I was like, oh, my God. And gay people are so mean. They're so mean. But we were on the dance floor having fun, and when we left, it was me, Kai, one of his friends, and Mason. Mason vanished into the night. He was like, I'm gonna go outside and pee. And then literally never saw him again the second we walked in. But we were walking off the dance floor and this couple in their, like, 50s, like, pulled Kai aside and asked him to be a third.
- [28:04]
Drew
Oh, my God. Were they Hot. Were you flattered?
- [28:07]
Olivia
I was flattered. I was flattered, but I. I don't want to be a third in their relationship. But I was also like, this makes a lot of sense. I have a very stabilizing sexual masculine vibe. Of course I'm going to be asked to be a third at this gay bar.
- [28:21]
Drew
Of course a third in, like a watcher sense.
- [28:24]
Enya
But no, it was also by a.
- [28:26]
Kai
Man and a woman.
- [28:27]
Enya
It was. He would have been, oh, I was.
- [28:31]
Olivia
Trying to get out of it and then I was like, oh, I'm sorry, like, I'm not interested. This is my boyfriend. And I pointed to Drew and then immediately the other guy clocked it and was like, they're not gay. Or at least he's not pointing to me. And I was like, what the.
- [28:48]
Drew
Also, like, for some reason that, like, became like, what people do is their business. And I really don't judge if it gets you going. But, like.
- [28:58]
Enya
Asking Kai to be your third. No, you have to be deranged as to ask your third. Like, you have to be really psycho weird, like a danger, a dangerous person.
- [29:09]
Olivia
I don't think so.
- [29:10]
Drew
Put a pin in that. Because if we genuinely go down that road, we could be here for hours.
- [29:17]
Olivia
I just don't understand why that just doesn't make sense to me. Oh, I almost forgot.
- [29:25]
Enya
Office bottom.
- [29:26]
Drew
Hey, your rice is getting cold.
- [29:28]
Enya
The office bottom's out. Kai posted a picture and got called office bottom.
- [29:36]
Drew
Oh. Oh. But I was saying it's endearing, the thought of two men approaching Kai with that. The thought of a man and woman approaching Kai with that. There's something very, like, eerie about it. Does that make sense?
- [29:48]
Enya
Like, and the girl was the one that asked.
- [29:51]
Olivia
Yeah.
- [29:56]
Drew
Oh, my God, that is great. Loki should be illegal to go ask a stranger about that. Like, I know, I know people are down, like, whatever, but like, But I.
- [30:04]
Olivia
Don'T know if, like, it was flattering to me.
- [30:07]
Enya
I was getting sweet. It was. They were sweet. They were like.
- [30:11]
Drew
I guess I would be flattered if, like a very specific set of people ask me that.
- [30:18]
Enya
Yeah, no, I think, I think the whole thing was, like, sweet like, that. I was like, I support couples, like, diversifying their 25 year sex life. I think it's like, wholesome. I've had a whole spiel about it before, but I'm like, no, that's like ultimate trust and ultimate whatever. Not for me currently, but maybe in 25 years, who knows? Yeah, I'll be asking.
- [30:41]
Drew
I see the benefits of it. And I do think for a lot of people. It works, but it's just too funny to me. Like, it's literally like, it's too funny to. I guess actually, it's kind of. This is a crazy relation to make, but it kind of reminds me how as much as people make fun of Jojo Siwa, no one loves Jojo Siwa. Like, Jojo Siwa, like, that is the most confident person ever. She would never falter in an answer if asked if she, like how she feels about something she likes or whatever. Wait, is someone who's brave enough girl, she does as she pleases. And like, God, she's real as.
- [31:17]
Enya
No, that's what I'm saying.
- [31:18]
Drew
She's done. She pleases, bro.
- [31:21]
Enya
Like, also, speaking of the gay bar I got hit on down at the gay bars.
- [31:27]
Olivia
Yeah, Drew got swarmed.
- [31:29]
Drew
I'm not, like, joking. I don't care.
- [31:34]
Olivia
Well, I care, and it pisses me off because I didn't get any attention at that point.
- [31:40]
Enya
You got asked to be a third.
- [31:42]
Drew
If I was there, I feel like I would have got hit on even though I'm a girl.
- [31:46]
Olivia
You probably would have, because you're gorgeous.
- [31:48]
Enya
It was. It was lit. I, like, I. I. For the first time, like, last week, I'd, like, was desirable. I felt desired. It was awesome.
- [31:57]
Olivia
Dude, I swear to God, whenever we were in any. This is dead serious, by the way.
- [32:02]
Drew
Feeding into it.
- [32:05]
Olivia
Let me just say this. Whenever we are in a social situation, people are.
- [32:09]
Drew
Look at him. Look at how much it makes him smile. He's psychotic.
- [32:13]
Olivia
Gravitate towards you. Like, no one. I feel like when we would, like, be at a restaurant with Finn Wolfhard and people would walk past him to go up to you and talk to you because you have such inviting aura. That's true. That's true. I saw that happen.
- [32:26]
Drew
Well, that's because of this amazing phenomenon that me and Dream Drew are influencers. So anytime we're with any of our celebrity friends, we're like, the easy target.
- [32:35]
Enya
Like, and then they're like, no, no, no. It's. It's because I'm wholesome and I have good energy and I have a sweet, kind face. Strangers ask me for things all the time because I give off. I exude this.
- [32:49]
Drew
Strangers ask you to meet them in the bathroom and hook up because you're a. That's not strangers asking you for. Like, that's not strangers.
- [32:56]
Enya
Like, in Wolfhard. The strangest thing about this conversation is the hate I'm getting for being cute.
- [33:03]
Drew
Also, you are hella chilled back right now. You were laid the up.
- [33:08]
Olivia
Like, no. You're so relaxed.
- [33:10]
Enya
Uncomfortable.
- [33:11]
Olivia
Rub your.
- [33:12]
Enya
I got my heated blanket.
- [33:15]
Drew
Your heba diba blanket.
- [33:16]
Enya
My he Baba doobie blanket girl. How do you say her name? Because I say babadoobie and everybody's like, that's not.
- [33:25]
Drew
It's biba doobie, bitch.
- [33:27]
Enya
Babadoobie. That's literally what I'm saying. Be babadoobie. Wait, say it again, dude.
- [33:36]
Drew
Confusing me. Like, I don't know. I'm scared. Like, biba doobie.
- [33:41]
Enya
That's literally what I'm saying.
- [33:44]
Olivia
No, it's not. You're adding a syllable, dude.
- [33:47]
Drew
This is like you calling him Luca. Guadalajara. Who else do you like? Oh, new Kim K1 is Karma Kardashian.
- [33:56]
Enya
She's Karma. We got Karly Jenner and Karma Kardashian.
- [34:05]
Drew
Oh, my God, guys, seriously, this is what life is about. Just laughing with your friends.
- [34:09]
Enya
No, literally, I love laughing with my friends. Wait, should I go into, like, really, like, detail about how I got hit on?
- [34:18]
Drew
Dude, literally. No.
- [34:20]
Enya
You get so jealous. I'm telling. I'm telling them you. I'm telling them because one of them is actually crazy. I was walking off the dance floor after Kai and his friend left, and it was me and a buddy that I met up with, and we were walking off the dance floor and then we saw two people that we knew trying to go to the dance floor. And they were like, like. Or was it fun in there? And we were like, yeah, it's fun, but it's like too many people. And then as we're talking this, like, 55 year old, like, man, that's probably like five, six, grabs me, like, literally grabs my side and pulls me in and just like, kisses my face down. And then what? Just like walks away and winks at me? And then, you know, the people I was with was like, oh, I can't have a gun. No, it was crazy. Like, the people I was with, they were like, oh, do you know him? And I was like, no. Do y' all? And they were like, no. And I was like, oh, that's, like, literally insane that that just happened. Like, it was, like, wet. I felt his, like, beard and, like, his wet lips on my face. Not gonna lie, I enjoyed it. So no shade there, but don't do that to strangers. Question mark.
- [35:39]
Olivia
I had a question for you guys. From the numbers of. From 1 to 10, which ones are gay and which ones are straight?
- [35:48]
Enya
Wait, numbers one through ten, which eight is gay?
- [35:51]
Drew
Not because of eight. Not because of, like, oh, you ate.
- [35:53]
Enya
But just like, no, Two holes those hoes get filled.
- [35:57]
Drew
She's two.
- [35:58]
Olivia
Like, what about one is that. I feel like that's one straight.
- [36:03]
Enya
One is straight.
- [36:06]
Drew
One is the kind of by.
- [36:09]
Enya
Oh, we're adding by now.
- [36:11]
Olivia
I said straight or gay.
- [36:17]
Drew
You tell me it's by. No, gay.
- [36:18]
Olivia
I guess you're right. I guess that's a good point.
- [36:20]
Drew
Dude. Bi people do exist, because evil does exist. Remember, gluttony exists. So by people, we. I'm. I'm still here, here, here.
- [36:35]
Enya
All the bi people in my life.
- [36:37]
Drew
Two is gay.
- [36:38]
Enya
Three is straight. That's a boring ass number.
- [36:43]
Drew
Four is straight. I think.
- [36:44]
Enya
Yeah. Four straight.
- [36:45]
Drew
Five is gay.
- [36:46]
Enya
Five is gay. Six is gay.
- [36:49]
Drew
Yeah.
- [36:49]
Enya
Six is seven.
- [36:51]
Drew
Seven to me, is also gay. Nine and ten straight for some reason.
- [36:56]
Enya
And they're the worst type of straight people.
- [36:58]
Drew
Like, oh, so annoying. Like, where's our month?
- [37:01]
Enya
Type, like, no, literally, it's like Andrew Tate, straight.
- [37:06]
Drew
Remember when that was, like, actually a genuine thing that was of concern is, like, straight people month.
- [37:11]
Enya
Month.
- [37:11]
Drew
Like, what?
- [37:12]
Enya
Oh, yeah. Where is our month?
- [37:13]
Drew
Fit in bed, bro. You look like one of the grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Like, you're mad comfy.
- [37:22]
Enya
Masculinity is confusing, and I've been taking lion's mane, but I don't feel like a lion, Mr. Tate. What is that from masculinity? Oh, with a president who looks like she's covered in Cheeto dust. I'm a nasty woman.
- [37:42]
Drew
Well, you know what's really bugging me right now? And I can't get an answer to this because, like, I don't have anybody in my life, like, all of my cousins and, like, my siblings are past this age of doing this. And also, I haven't heard of people doing this in a long time. But did y' all ever bring, like, do people still bring white T shirts, like, kids to school to get them signed? Is that still a thing? Did y' all ever do that?
- [38:07]
Enya
Maddox did that for field day.
- [38:11]
Drew
Did y' all do it, like, usually at the end of the year? Because that was our whole thing is, like, at the end of the year. Did you ever get to do that? Yeah, I didn't. That was, like, during the recession, and I just. I. My heart goes out to all the middle schoolers right now who won't get to have a white T shirt to get destroyed, because I'll be damned if my dad sent me out of the house in a white T shirt, and I came back with Sharpie scribbles all over it.
- [38:35]
Enya
Also because, like, mine was A vintage green Hollister shirt.
- [38:39]
Drew
See, that would have been smart if I got like a used shirt, but the whole thing was like a fresh Hanes tea. It was very. There was levels. There was levels. You couldn't just. And like, if you were the kid getting your a paper, a piece of paper signed, it was like embarrassing. Like, where's your shirt? Like, what? Like, yeah, your crush won't get get to write on your back. That's mad embarrassing.
- [39:01]
Enya
It's all about the touch and the feel.
- [39:04]
Drew
It is. It's physical connection. Did y' all cry at the end of school? Like, at the end of school, I cried.
- [39:11]
Olivia
I cried because I was like being carried around by all my teammates and they were like, you're the best quarterback that this small town has ever seen.
- [39:19]
Drew
Quarterback with your builder too. You're much too short to be a quarterback back.
- [39:24]
Olivia
I'm literally six, actually.
- [39:26]
Enya
That is interesting. You were the first five, three quarterback.
- [39:29]
Olivia
What's that?
- [39:30]
Drew
Oh, my God. Wait, were you actually.
- [39:32]
Olivia
No, I wasn't. I'm a little guy.
- [39:35]
Drew
Dude. You know what's crazy? It's up because Kai's name is Kai and they would say little Kai. Like, little guy.
- [39:41]
Olivia
No, little Kai.
- [39:43]
Drew
Like, when somebody was acting like.
- [39:45]
Olivia
No, they were a baby, they'd be.
- [39:46]
Drew
Like, don't be a little Kai.
- [39:48]
Enya
Like, no, they would call him kai Dick appointment, 30 o' clock.
- [39:53]
Drew
Because you were always getting digged down at.
- [39:55]
Olivia
No, I would be dropping dick off. Crazy. And in between winning games, Kai's the.
- [40:02]
Enya
Postmates of dick drop offs.
- [40:05]
Drew
That's illegal.
- [40:11]
Olivia
No, I'm six. I, I honestly, I know we joke a lot, but I, I'm like six. What is it? Six, three. Whatever, it doesn't matter. But I'm six three. I don't want people to think that I'm super short.
- [40:21]
Enya
No, he's six.
- [40:22]
Olivia
And I was on the. I was. Oh, and also Friday Night Lights was based off of my hometown. Whatever.
- [40:28]
Drew
What is that?
- [40:30]
Olivia
That's like a football. It's a football movie.
- [40:33]
Drew
Oh, I think I only know about that because I'm pretty sure Drew Gooden talked about watching that in a video. And I was like, what is that? That's mine.
- [40:43]
Kai
Also.
- [40:46]
Enya
Kai.
- [40:56]
Olivia
What? Don't do that. That was weird. What you just said was weird. And it made me not feel safe. It didn't make me feel safe.
- [41:06]
Enya
Should I read a journal entry from my diary?
- [41:08]
Olivia
No.
- [41:11]
Enya
Hold on.
- [41:11]
Drew
Trump polling poorly for how he's doing in his first hundred days of presidency reminds me of when that one guy, Kim Kardashian's old friend posted a picture of himself and was like, should I go live? And everyone said, no. Like, that's the equivalent of it. It's like, wait, was that food I was seeing? Yeah, food. God. Every time I was seeing the news, it'd be a picture of him, and then they'd be like, like, with his disapproval rates. It felt like I was seeing a screenshot of that live.
- [41:40]
Enya
Of, like, being like, no, no, it's raining today. I love the rain.
- [41:51]
Drew
That's not it. That was your groundwork, your world building. Okay, I love it. World's building.
- [41:57]
Enya
No, I have two whole pages, but I'm not reading them.
- [42:01]
Olivia
I'll read one of mine. Oh, that's it. I've had it. They called me short again. I can't do this anymore.
- [42:08]
Enya
I'm bringing.
- [42:09]
Olivia
Every day I run home, I run.
- [42:11]
Drew
Into my room bringing a gun to the next episode.
- [42:18]
Olivia
No, I'm not.
- [42:19]
Drew
Kai, would you tell me not to come to the studio the next day, or would you let me bear witness?
- [42:26]
Olivia
I would tell both of you guys to not come to the studio.
- [42:29]
Drew
And you would.
- [42:30]
Olivia
Then I would go to the studio and kill myself.
- [42:32]
Drew
That would actually be really fucked up because we would have to clean it.
- [42:36]
Olivia
Well, what about the interpersonal aspects of how that's fucked up? Like seeing my dead body?
- [42:40]
Drew
No, no, it would just. I mean, we'd probably get it done. Quick date.
- [42:44]
Olivia
No, you wouldn't. I'm fucking. I'm very heavy. Because of muscle. Because of muscle. I have a lot of muscle. Muscle is denser than fat. And that's absolutely right. And pulling me out of there would be very, very hard because I'm 6 4.
- [42:59]
Drew
I genuinely feel like I could pick both of you up. Not at the same time.
- [43:03]
Olivia
You probably could. You're very strong.
- [43:05]
Enya
Yeah, you. I mean, you probably could. Because I weigh 37 pounds.
- [43:10]
Drew
That's actually really bad. Where's the rest?
- [43:12]
Enya
The wind blew me away yesterday. Kai saw it. We'll insert the video.
- [43:16]
Olivia
There's no video. There's no video.
- [43:18]
Drew
No, there is.
- [43:19]
Enya
There is recording.
- [43:20]
Drew
It's crazy that you're not saying that. No, there is a video, Drew.
- [43:23]
Olivia
No, there is not a video of you getting blown away by the wind. That's impossible.
- [43:26]
Enya
I was literally holding on to my tree and my legs were flat, flapping also.
- [43:31]
Drew
It's literally tornado season.
- [43:33]
Olivia
Did a tornado. Yeah, did a tornado come through la? Because that's the only way you're getting lifted up off the ground.
- [43:41]
Enya
No, like a 5 mile per hour gust and it flapped me away like a napkin.
- [43:49]
Olivia
Yeah, you and a bunch of other trash got swept away.
- [43:55]
Enya
Take those oh, my God. Glasses off. And you, take that damn wig off your head.
- [43:59]
Drew
No, I saw a Lyft ad, and it was a Coco Montrese clip.
- [44:09]
Kai
Wait. Actually.
- [44:15]
Drew
It'S like, it is from the Lyft account, and it's them just using this clip.
- [44:25]
Kai
Wait, is it just that?
- [44:27]
Drew
Yeah, it's just that looping.
- [44:29]
Enya
My car broke down for Lyft.
- [44:31]
Drew
Hello? Her car broke down. She needs a lift.
- [44:34]
Enya
That is a buyer. That social media manager that makes me.
- [44:38]
Olivia
Feel so dark for some reason.
- [44:40]
Enya
No, that.
- [44:40]
Drew
No. The darkest part about it is I'm like, this was targeted to me in a crazy way. I was on a random page. I was on a random. Like, I wish I saved how I got here, but I was looking through a random account, and then I kept getting this ad, and at first, I thought the person whose account I was looking at, I was like, why did they post Coco Montrese and Alyssa Edwards?
- [45:03]
Olivia
You know, what was the turning point for me when I realized that we should start to get concerned about the state of advertising was. Do you remember that viral clip of a car driving into a gas station? That was. It was like, a year ago, I'm pretty sure.
- [45:19]
Enya
Did it explode?
- [45:20]
Olivia
It didn't explode, but it's from the POV of someone in the gas station, and on the ground are a bunch of these energy drinks, and, like, throughout the whole store is energy drinks.
- [45:31]
Drew
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
- [45:33]
Olivia
It was. It was like a piece of guerrilla viral marketing, but it just. It totally just read as. As a. Just, you know, a car driving into a gas station, some sort of catastrophic event. And I was like, this is bad. This is really bad that we're at this point where we're driving cars into real gas stations and tricking people into thinking that. That calamities are happening is the need. Yeah. In order to sell Celsius or whatever.
- [46:01]
Enya
My. My. The moment for me was when all of the food accounts started interacting with each other and bullying each other on, like, the Internet. I was like.
- [46:11]
Drew
Dude, no one was on Twitter replying to random tweets that had nothing to do with Burger King. That's when I knew it was a wrap. Like when Burger King and Wendy's were trying to get the top tweets. Yeah, because you're not making me wait.
- [46:25]
Enya
Did y' all hear me?
- [46:26]
Drew
I'm not going to lie. I.
- [46:29]
Enya
Wait, can y' all hear me? Hello? Hello? Hello.
- [46:31]
Drew
Yes, I can oh, I'm ignoring you. I would up a baked potato from Wendy's though.
- [46:37]
Olivia
They baked potatoes. That sounds good.
- [46:39]
Drew
It's kind of the only thing I eat there now.
- [46:42]
Olivia
Yeah, whenever I see Uber comments on a tick tock, I get really angry.
- [46:46]
Enya
I'm also like, just send them free.
- [46:49]
Drew
I know. Send a gift card. Enough with the comments.
- [46:52]
Enya
I know. I like that people are like kind of wisening up and they're like, girl, you send me something. Like, I've seen that like 10 times.
- [47:01]
Drew
Girl, you.
- [47:03]
Enya
No, it's literally giving like, girl.
- [47:04]
Drew
Oh. But then I kind of feel bad for the intern who has to like.
- [47:07]
Enya
Go through and reply, you know, who ruined it all. Oh, no, actually I. I would. I was gonna say Duolingo ruined it all, like, with this marketing style, but I lowkey like the girl. The Duolingo ads, like the Duolingo social team.
- [47:24]
Drew
Yeah, they eat. And also to me, I'm like, duolingo, like learning in a language that's good, that's good. That's like, useful and information. Although, like, I. I've never completed any kind of language application. I've never. Any app that's for something like that has never been opened more than once on my phone.
- [47:41]
Enya
But I also just like, I learned Swahili for two weeks through Duolingo.
- [47:46]
Drew
Yeah, you did. Well, the Duolingo app isn't sick on my phone anymore.
- [47:50]
Enya
Niniwi. Drew.
- [47:53]
Drew
Your name is Dr. To end this episode. I thought me and Drew have been going to acting classes for the past, what, four years? Drew?
- [48:08]
Enya
No, five. We're coming up on five.
- [48:10]
Drew
It has been five years. Oh, my God. Okay, well, big bite. But we just wanted to. To put it out there while Drew Kai chews on his right. If any casting directors are watching, this here is me and Drew acting out the scene in Little Women just to show you guys what we've been working on. Okay, wait. Oh, sorry. Losing the script.
- [48:36]
Kai
No, Teddy, please don't.
- [48:41]
Drew
It's no use, Joe. We've gotta have it out.
- [48:45]
Kai
No.
- [48:45]
Enya
No, we don't.
- [48:47]
Drew
I've loved you ever since I've known you, Joe. I couldn't help it. And you've been so good to me. I would have tried to. I've tried to show it, but you wouldn't let me. Now I'm going to make you hear and give me an answer because I can't go on like this any longer.
- [49:05]
Kai
I wanted to save you from this. I thought you'd understand.
- [49:09]
Drew
I've worked hard to please you and I gave up the Billiards and everything you didn't like. And I waited and never complained for. I hope you love me though I'm not half good enough.
- [49:23]
Enya
Yes, Joe. Wait. Yes, you are. Wait. Yes, you are.
- [49:28]
Kai
No, I'm done with this.
- [49:31]
Enya
I'm like, that was so good.
- [49:34]
Drew
Was that good though?
- [49:35]
Olivia
That was so good.
- [49:36]
Drew
Okay, whose performance was better?
- [49:41]
Olivia
Enya's was obviously better because she knew the lines and didn't stop halfway through. Also, your emotion was crazy.
- [49:49]
Drew
Yeah, thanks.
- [49:50]
Kai
Also.
- [49:52]
Olivia
It'S from Little Women and you are a little woman and Drew is a big ugly man. So it was hard for me to really get into it.
- [50:00]
Kai
Big, big.
- [50:04]
Drew
So you're saying I look like Timothee Chalamet? Don't like Kylie Jenner around me. Hey. Okay, we need to go.
- [50:12]
Kai
Drew, sigh up corner. Drew, sigh up corner. Drew, sigh up corner. Drew, sigh up corner.
- [50:16]
Enya
Oh, my God, no furniture. Be like, get the fuck out of my girl.
- [50:21]
Kai
Fuck you and your dance studio.
- [50:27]
Drew
Oh, damn.
- [50:29]
Kai
This one is literally about Kai. I'm not even kidding. You're crying over a dude with one outfit? You knew he was never going to change.
- [50:41]
Drew
Look at him in his fake house, bro.
- [50:44]
Kai
Wait, he has an invitation here?
- [50:46]
Drew
Yeah. How did he just disappear into the couch? He's in the couch.
- [50:52]
Kai
Inya has STDs and has the nerve to squirt. Girl, that is pepper spray.
- [51:00]
Drew
It's really jarring cuz I can't tell if Kai's back in the room. It feels like a presence is amongst us.
- [51:04]
Kai
Wait, how did he come from the side?
- [51:08]
Olivia
Hello.
- [51:09]
Drew
How'd you come from the side when you disappeared into the couch? Oh, okay, guys, ad break. Go. See. Now you see me two. That was just a sneak peek of what you'll get into during that fun movie. Kai is on set right now for the new movie. He's really excited.
- [51:26]
Kai
Thank you for sponsoring this episode of Emergency Intercom.
- [51:29]
Olivia
And I love magic. I just love magic.
- [51:33]
Kai
Elon Musk. Sounds like the name of a lesbian deodorant.
- [51:40]
Enya
Elon Musk.
- [51:42]
Kai
Elon Musk.
- [51:43]
Enya
You and your family will burn in hell.
- [51:48]
Kai
Elon Musk.
- [51:49]
Drew
Unleash your inner feminine. Elon Musk.
- [51:52]
Kai
Oh. Combine your masculine and feminine with Elon Musk.
- [52:02]
Drew
No one's the boy in this relationship. Elon Musk. Okay, okay. I'm gonna do media. Oh. Oh my God. Wait. Actually, this comes out on Friday. If any listeners are from or live in Miami, our friends at Stray Rats are doing a 15 year anniversary at Lower east coast in Miami. And Happy Nine Nine and Heaven and a bunch of brands are going to be there, and it's really cool. And I just wanted to shout that out because it's very rare that Miami has spaces with like, a collection of things from brands that are all kind of like homegrown and.
- [52:55]
Olivia
Yeah, and can I do a shout out?
- [52:59]
Drew
Oh, my God, bro. What? Shout out. Boiled rice. Why is you sitting like that? Just dig off.
- [53:10]
Olivia
I am doing a show in Austin on May 2nd. It's gonna be a movie, but it's already sold out, basically, so you probably can't get a ticket to that.
- [53:17]
Drew
So why are you.
- [53:18]
Olivia
However, however, in New York, there will be a sequel to the movie in New York at Webster Hall. If you want to get tickets, I'll put them in my bio. They're not in there right now, but I'm going to put them in there now. And then by the time the episode is out, it'll be in my bio. You can buy tickets to The Webster Hall 1 if you're in New York. It's going to be a sequel to the movie.
- [53:39]
Drew
I'm not going to sequel to La La Crocodile.
- [53:41]
Olivia
No, it's going to be a sequel to.
- [53:44]
Drew
Which made millions.
- [53:45]
Olivia
No, it's going to be a sequel.
- [53:46]
Kai
To La La Land.
- [53:49]
Olivia
La La Land. Because there's music and moonlight, people dancing. Well, I don't know if it'll be moonlight.
- [53:56]
Drew
I need to make it clear for anybody because I don't know what the state of, like, anyone's mind is, but Kai does not make millions of dollars at his DJ set. I mean, I feel like I needed to, like.
- [54:09]
Olivia
No, no. Yeah. I make millions of dollars.
- [54:11]
Drew
I mean, look at that damn fucking house. This is the. My media of the week is Horsing around by Prefab Sprout. Hello. Like, before Bill Withers and Rich off Cocaine by Rick Ross.
- [54:39]
Kai
My media is hacks.
- [54:41]
Enya
I watched the first season of Hacks.
- [54:43]
Kai
And I cannot believe that show's been out coming out for four seasons and I've literally never once heard a single thing about it. But it's won a bunch of. It's like, critically acclaimed, apparently. And then I watched it and I was like, oh, this is actually kind of good. And the second season sucks dick and balls, but apparently the third season's actually good again. So we'll see. We'll see if it picks back up. But the first season was awesome.
- [55:14]
Olivia
And my media is stateside by Pink Panthers. Shout out Harrison for producing that where's your love now by this is Lorelai and Easter Pink by Fake Mink. I snuck it.
- [55:26]
Drew
It felt like you were trying to, like, rush that.
- [55:31]
Kai
And the Milamista Bad. And. And the Milamista.
- [55:34]
Olivia
Yep. All right, well, that was my media. Oh, and Abracadabra by Lady Gaga. I saw her live recently, and it was incredible.
- [55:42]
Drew
So you and everyone else.
- [55:45]
Olivia
Kai, not everyone else. Oh.
- [55:47]
Drew
I actually saw her live about, like, two, three years ago now. It's okay. It's okay. Because she did like a lot of her classics, so it was a very different vibe and it was very intimate. Although it was a stadium.
- [56:00]
Enya
She did her classics.
- [56:02]
Olivia
And then. Did you see her do a performance that came in three acts?
- [56:05]
Drew
Oh, actually, did you say. Did you say Lady Google was performing live at Coachella weekend eight? Because I'm gonna go.
- [56:15]
Kai
What did you just say?
- [56:17]
Drew
Okay. All right, well, bye, guys. I'm gonna kill myself.
- [56:24]
Olivia
Okay. Okay. I'm also gonna kill myself, guys, so.
- [56:55]
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