enya passed away

Summary

Podcast Summary: Emergency Intercom – "enya passed away" (May 30, 2025)

Emergency Intercom, the vibrant comedy podcast hosted by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips under iHeartPodcasts, delivers another lively episode titled "enya passed away." Despite the dramatic title suggesting a dire event, listeners are treated to the usual blend of humor, candid conversations, and absurd anecdotes that Enya, Drew, and their co-host India bring to each episode. This summary delves into the key discussions, memorable quotes, and the overall flow of the episode, providing an engaging overview for those who haven't tuned in.

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1. Opening Banter: Dirty Socks and LA's Brake Dust

The episode kicks off with Drew lamenting his perpetually dirty socks, attributing the stains to brake dust endemic in Los Angeles.

• Drew (00:15): "I realized why all of my socks get dirty so quick. It's because I wet clogs and the brake dust from LA just gets into the fibers and stains it."

India and Kai engage in playful skepticism about Drew's theory, leading to a humorous exchange about chronic dirtiness in their living spaces. The conversation segues into the environmental impact of brake dust.

• India (00:50): "I set up a fan and it's all white plastic and within a week it was all black."

2. Air Quality Concerns and Air Filter Mishaps

The hosts transition to discussing air quality, with India sharing her experience of replacing an air filter tainted by wildfire smoke, only to find it thoroughly compromised.

• Kai (01:13): "You left the plastic on your air filter. Be honest."

This leads to confessions of improperly installed filters, highlighting the challenges of maintaining clean indoor environments in LA.

3. Episode Number Confusion and Voice Changes

The trio humorously debates the actual episode number, revealing minor technical hiccups and voice changes, particularly for Kai.

• Kai (02:09): "Has my voice changed?"
• Drew (02:16): "Yeah."

4. Birthday Dinner and Hate Crime Incident

A significant portion of the episode revolves around Kai's birthday dinner, where Drew shares a disturbing yet comedic account of being a victim of a hate crime.

• Drew (06:02): "We were at Kai's birthday dinner last night, and Kai was like... that part."
• India (07:10): "What were you wearing?"
• Drew (07:13): "I was wearing a rainbow pride flag outfit."

Drew's recounting of the incident where he was harassed for his pride attire intertwines with the group's light-hearted teasing and supportive camaraderie.

5. Pride Month and Public Perceptions

The conversation shifts to Pride Month, with the hosts discussing invitations to Pride floats and the complexities of public perception given past remarks.

• Kai (07:47): "Like, Mac is doing a Pride float, and they asked me and Drew if we wanted to be on it. I do want to be on it, but..."
• Drew (08:25): "I may tell them, yes, it would be fun, like, doing a solo mission."

This segment highlights the tension between personal expressions of identity and external judgments.

6. Mentalist Encounter and Sexuality Discussions

Drew narrates an encounter with a mentalist in Las Vegas, where pre-written prank messages seemingly led the mentalist to predict he wrote "nothing," sparking humorous speculation about mind-reading abilities.

• Drew (11:12): "I literally thought no one will point at me. And everybody started looking at me."
• Kai (13:04): "Did we speak to, like, what's that guy who reads your mind?"

The hosts delve into playful discussions about their sexuality, including interactions with their mothers about their sexual orientations.

7. Party Stories and Drug Experiences

A substantial portion of the episode is dedicated to recounting wild party experiences, including overindulgence in substances and its aftermath.

• Kai (23:29): "It's literally like the Memorial Day flag."
• Drew (24:37): "Also, famously, like, India has said she would literally never do a hallucinogenic terrified of shrooms."

Their tales of drug-induced antics are laced with humor, self-deprecation, and reflections on friendship dynamics during such events.

8. Friendship and Life-Saving Moments

The hosts emphasize the depth of their friendship, sharing moments where they supported each other through various antics and crises.

• Kai (20:23): "While being around Kai is making me scared because literally, Kai kind of saved my life."
• Drew (22:29): "Mason also saved you because."

These heartfelt exchanges underscore the podcast's underlying theme of camaraderie amidst chaos.

9. Media and Music Preferences

Towards the latter part of the episode, the hosts shift focus to discussing their current media consumption and musical tastes.

• Kai (51:02): "My media of the week is 'Check on It' by Beyoncé, 'Don't You Wait' by Solange..."
• Drew (51:33): "My media is 'Le Fleurs' by Minnie Ripperton, 'I Want You to Love Me' by Fiona Apple..."

Their diverse tastes reflect the eclectic nature of their discussions, ranging from classic hits to contemporary tracks.

10. Closing Thoughts and Final Banter

The episode concludes with light-hearted banter about everyday annoyances, like clothing mishaps and bathroom stall designs, maintaining the comedic tone that listeners cherish.

• Kai (44:19): "And I literally... have to pee so bad."
• India (49:32): "I have to take my poop scissors out."

The hosts wrap up the episode on a humorous note, leaving listeners entertained and eagerly anticipating future episodes.

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Conclusion

"enya passed away" showcases Emergency Intercom at its best—combining sharp wit, personal anecdotes, and a deep sense of friendship. Whether navigating the quirks of LA life, handling intense personal stories, or simply sharing laughs over everyday mishaps, Enya, Drew, and India create an engaging and relatable listening experience. This episode serves as a testament to their ability to blend humor with heartfelt moments, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

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Notable Quotes:

• Drew (00:15): "I realized why all of my socks get dirty so quick."
• Kai (02:09): "Has my voice changed?"
• Drew (06:02): "I was wearing a rainbow pride flag outfit."
• Kai (07:47): "Mac is doing a Pride float, and they asked me and Drew if we wanted to be on it."
• Drew (11:12): "Everybody started looking at me."
• Kai (20:23): "Kai kind of saved my life."

These snippets capture the essence of the episode's humor and depth, reflecting the hosts' dynamic interactions and candid storytelling.

Transcript

[Drew]

I got. I realized why all of my socks get dirty so quick. It's because I wet clogs and the brake dust from LA just gets into the fibers and stains it.

[Kai]

I don't.

[India]

No.

[Kai]

Is that really it or do we just have, like, chronically dirty floors?

[India]

I think that's the break dust.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's the break dust. It's all in our lungs. I was thinking about that when I was thinking about my dirty sucks, bruh.

[Kai]

Like, dirty sucks?

[Drew]

Yeah. There's gonna be like 2 inches of like brake dust all over LA if we weren't moving.

[India]

I set up a. It's like a fan and it's all white plastic and within a week it was like, black.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Are you joking?

[India]

I'm not joking.

[Drew]

No, dead serious. We're breathing in like, mad amounts of brake dust.

[Kai]

I literally have a vape in my pocket. One upstairs under my pillow. Like, I don't care.

[India]

No, that's a supplement. But in. In my room, I replace.

[Drew]

It's a nootropic. Nicotine is neurotic.

[India]

It literally is. That's the thing. I replaced my air filter and it was from the fires and it's black. Like. I know.

[Drew]

You know. You didn't and you're lying.

[Kai]

You left the plastic on your air filter. Be honest.

[India]

No, I didn't.

[Drew]

No.

[Kai]

The amount of people who left the plastic on their air filter, genuinely, like, actually, you were one of those people. Yeah, he was one of those people.

[Drew]

I left. I left the filter in the plast for like three months and was like, nothing about my room has changed. I'm actually sicker randomly. And it was because the filter was wrapped around. Or the plastic was wrapped around the filter and it was just like caking onto plastic.

[India]

What the. Anyway, guys, welcome to episode 50.

[Drew]

Bleep that. Welcome to episode. I don't know what episode 26. I think it's 190.

[India]

I think it's 27.

[Kai]

197.

[India]

27.

[Drew]

But we are up there in the 90s.

[India]

The real. The real answer is I think it's 194.

[Drew]

Oh, damn. Oh, gosh.

[Kai]

Guys. Hi, welcome.

[Drew]

How did this happen?

[Kai]

Have emergency intercom. I seriously am a new woman. Like, seriously, seriously. Has my voice changed?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

All right. I need to stop smoking. I was listening to myself the other day. I was like, oh, the frame Leap Woods Obsession is going like. It's going throat. Like, it's getting to throat era throat.

[Drew]

Go. Wow, we haven't said that in a long time. Fried gay homie. What was It. That part.

[India]

Oh, yeah, you're a gay homie that got hit by lightning.

[Drew]

We were. We were at Kai's birthday dinner last night, and Kai was like. He was like, oh, like, that part of the chicken is weird or whatever. And I was like, that part.

[India]

It'd be like, every. Every 30 seconds, Drew would just, like, light up and then say something and then just, like, go back to being silent.

[Drew]

Like, Kai or one of friends was like, oh, I just, like, I literally gagged. Like, it was so gross. I was, like, gagging, and it was.

[Kai]

Like, gay friend who got struck by lightning. That is what Drew feels like. Sometimes that's a better representation, because sometimes. I've always said this, but when Drew's in my passenger seat, it feels like the second he gets into my car, he turns into my uncle with, like, light amnesia. Like, he just becomes, like, a different person because he's not really there. And then every now and then when he. When he says something, it's like, oh, wow. On Memorial Day. Or, like, before that, we were passing a cemetery with flags all over it, and Drew literally has been dead tight the whole time, and he goes, those flags are for Memorial Day. And I was like, yeah, buddy. Yes. Like, that's what our conversations in the car feel like. It's like, yeah, buddy.

[India]

There's.

[Kai]

I didn't know what to say. I just went, oh, wait.

[India]

When you had, like, the beard and your hair would be all frizzy, that was your most struck by, like, lightning period.

[Drew]

I'm thinking about. I know. I'm thinking about bringing the beard back. Like, not because I think it looks good, because it's, like, probably my funniest.

[Kai]

So, like, de centering and destabilizing.

[Drew]

Yeah. It's really creepy, I guess. Yeah.

[Kai]

Thinking of you with, like, pictures of you. No wonder people actually maybe are confused about your sexuality, because I will say you don't look like the gay friend struck by lightning. When your hair is puffy and you have a beard, you look like the person who I need to lock my car.

[Drew]

I look like the Dina Bomber or no, Ted Kaczynski. I literally look like I'm, like, in the cabin in the woods.

[Kai]

That was your most, like, doppelganger time, too. That's when, like, everybody was looking.

[Drew]

They grew out beards. They grew. All the doppelgangers grew out beards.

[Kai]

What's happening now? Are you growing one back out?

[Drew]

Like, no, I just, like, am so lazy. I hate shaving. I hate shaving. I hate shaving.

[Kai]

How often do you have to shave.

[Drew]

Like, I should shave every day, but I just shave, like, once every two days.

[Kai]

Every day. That can't be good for you. Every day.

[India]

I shave every day. Or are you talking about your face?

[Kai]

Can you grow facial hair?

[Drew]

I thought we were talking about our buttholes.

[India]

I thought we were talking about our buttholes, but do you want to talk about face?

[Kai]

I don't want to talk about.

[Drew]

Kai can grow a beard, and if he did, he, like, better watch the out.

[India]

Yeah, but I look, like inside out, dad, and I don't really like that.

[Kai]

Okay. Like, literally, I literally do those. Stop. Like, you weird.

[Drew]

You're like that. I like that.

[Kai]

No, but can you actually grow facial hair?

[India]

I can.

[Kai]

You don't feel like somebody who needs facial hair?

[India]

I don't like the way I look.

[Drew]

No, he looks, like, only good to me.

[India]

What?

[Drew]

You look only good to me with facial hair.

[India]

What was Josiah. One time I, like, had some facial hair, and Josiah was, like, it went quiet for a second. He just turned to me and said, I think you still look good even with this.

[Drew]

By the way, just in.

[Kai]

Case you're insecure right now. I think you still look fine.

[India]

I got bodied. Drew, you kind of look like Pedro Pascal. I realized. Do you not see that? Because I, I, I'm not joking. Like, I. A little bit I'm joking, but I'm also like, you kind of do.

[Drew]

Yeah, I feel like it. Show them that. Put up on the screen the picture of me mogging you from last night.

[India]

Oh.

[Drew]

I'll show you right now.

[Kai]

I have fomo. I missed Kai's birthday dinner because I was at Disney for Salem. Is this yesterday?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. I can't believe I've been in Kai's room now. That was really, really. That was really.

[India]

You look like a Tom of Finland character.

[Drew]

Yeah, I know. My jaw is all big.

[Kai]

Why are you guys, like, so flirtatious today? Did something happen last night?

[Drew]

We're literally not. I feel like we're just average flirtatious, but yes, yeah, did happen. We got on Omegle together, and it was really traumatizing.

[Kai]

Oh, is that where you got attacked? I thought you got attacked.

[Drew]

I got attacked in real life, y' all. I was for real hate crimed by, like, 10 people.

[India]

That's true.

[Kai]

What were you wearing?

[Drew]

I was wearing a rainbow pride flag outfit.

[Kai]

What's today? It's not June yet. Yeah, you're pushing it.

[Drew]

Wait, actually, before I get into that story, one of our friends, like, was posting on his story, being aren't his close Friends being like, ugh. Like, I spent all my money, like, waiting for, like, the Pride Month brand deals to come in, and they're not doing them this year. So now I'm broke. So, like, please, like, someone pay me. And I just thought that was, like, such a funny mentality to have waiting.

[Kai]

On the Pride brand deal.

[Drew]

And they're not doing it anymore because Pride is literally, like, demonic now.

[Kai]

Not Pride is lit. I want to go to Pride. We got invited. I said no because, like, the reality of this, like, oh, I'm going to. Or no, I mean, to be on the Mac Pride.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah.

[Kai]

Like, Mac is doing a Pride flow, and they asked me and Drew if we wanted to be on it. And I do want to be on it, but, like, the idea of any gay person who's only ever seen a clip of me calling bisexual people evil, like, and me on the Mac Pride flow, like, I wish I could go on it so bad, because getting, like, up and getting on the Pride float.

[Drew]

I may tell them, yes, it would be fun, like, doing a solo mission.

[Kai]

On the prize, but want to watch. To, like, be there and observe. And that's why I'm like, I don't think I have it.

[India]

You're by, you're by, you're by.

[Drew]

And then I was, control him, control him, control him.

[Kai]

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. It seriously is evil. I was talking about their. It literally is evil. Me and my therapist talk about it. It's evil. It's evil. It literally. It's the root of all my evil. I think.

[Drew]

I think it actually the root of all my evil.

[Kai]

A woman like me shouldn't have endless options. Like, no. Oh, no. I already have a phone. That was already bad. We're learning a lot about when you give women phones and bisexuality at the same time in the same century. Like, it literally. The world expands tenfold. Like, it's fucked up.

[India]

Did you know that all the witches that were burned in the Salem witch trial were by.

[Kai]

I would love to be burned at the stake.

[Drew]

I think that that's in your cards. In you.

[Kai]

Should we burn me in the backyard.

[India]

For episode 200 for the barbecue this weekend?

[Kai]

Oh, my God. We're literally accidentally having a pride barbecue.

[Drew]

No. That's what I was telling my mom on the phone. And I was like, we can't do that. And she was like, why can't you do both? And I was like, mom, we can't do that.

[Kai]

Everyone's gonna think we're gay.

[Drew]

Yeah, everyone's.

[Kai]

Everyone's gonna think I' Okay.

[Drew]

And then. So we're at. Oh, I'm just figuring out how to say this.

[Kai]

How to talk about your.

[India]

That was a perfect transition. 200 episodes of podcasting.

[Kai]

And then he really has been struck.

[India]

By Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.

[Drew]

And then we.

[Kai]

That was literally me on Sunday.

[India]

Like, Saturday also Drew. Yesterday.

[Drew]

Yeah, me yesterday. And then we are all sitting in a living room, and we're playing this game called Fishbowl. And for those who don't know what fishbowl is, it's a game where you take three pieces of paper, you write a random word. We played it at Devin's house at one time where, like, you put all the words in a bowl, and then someone's standing up and they're played with rain before. I don't know.

[Kai]

It's like a charades game.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly. And, like, the first round is you, like, get as many words as possible to get the word or to get your team to guess the words. The second round is you only get one word, and the third word is to just act it out.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Well, someone in that room, I have no idea who it was, put Pride month as one of the words. And not only Pride Month, but as one of the words. It was me. It was me.

[Kai]

I was like, wait, we did that also? That's like. Okay, keep going. Because you have to say the other thing you almost did to troll someone when you almost wrote, you're gay.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I have that written down. And so someone did that, and it was really scary. That was the first scary part of it.

[Kai]

Okay, so. And then essentially, you wrote those things, and it backfired on you. Okay, that's what I'm learning. Like, literally.

[Drew]

No.

[Kai]

And then you were the only gay person. Person in the room in a game of charades, and you put gay words in a bowl, and you were like, surely no one will point at me.

[Drew]

Every single time that word came up, everybody would just look at me. They would look at me in the craziest way. They would just look at me. Some people would maybe even say it, question mark. Who the fuck gave them permission? Because I know I did it. I know. That's for damn sure. And then. Oh, this is the worst. This is the worst part of it all. So someone was acting out the words, and they just pointed at me, and everyone was like, it was Pride month. So everyone in the room says, hey, crime. To me.

[India]

Oh, my God. I didn't even Think about Pride Month.

[Kai]

Yeah, of course you didn't think about it.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[India]

But the thing is, nobody even said it. They were just not a slowly point. I was gonna say, look at Drew. They knew that Drew wrote it.

[Drew]

Yeah. Every. Everybody would just, like, look, and then they'd immediately.

[Kai]

You're so annoying. Did we spoke to, like, what's that guy who. He, like, reads your mind? It was at the story A Mentalist at this Tory Bird.

[Drew]

My mom went to a Mentalist in Vegas, too, and did some really shady about me to him, but go ahead.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Your mom is, like, beefing with you constantly.

[Drew]

I know. We're, like, really, like, in a fight right now.

[Kai]

Me and my mom, too.

[Drew]

I screamed at her on the phone yesterday.

[Kai]

Oh, that's why your. The bottom of your socks are always dirty. Because I play with my mom's ashes sometimes.

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

And I think the dust gets on the floor.

[India]

Inappropriate.

[Drew]

What the.

[Kai]

How I grieve is my process.

[Drew]

Yeah. Kai, that was weird for you to not only check Anya, but a woman.

[Kai]

That's how I still play. Me and my mom still do cartwheels.

[India]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

I vaped my grandma. Or. Yeah, my grandma's dead too. I forgot.

[India]

Is that the thing that LeBron does?

[Drew]

Yeah. Seeing that with your mom's ashes.

[Kai]

Right, Right. Well, should I talk about my story, guys? My story?

[Drew]

The Mentalist. Yes.

[Kai]

Oh, the Mentalist. Oh, my God. We went to a mentalist, and Drew wanted to troll him, and he was gonna write, you're gay, because he wanted him to have to look him in the eyes and say, you're gay. And Drew didn't do it.

[Drew]

He didn't write, I chickened out. I wrote nothing. But he still somehow knew I wrote nothing. Like, it was so weird.

[Kai]

But wanted him.

[Drew]

No, no, no. But, like, him doing, like, magic tricks, like, that would be, like, really cute.

[Kai]

Yeah. Something about a man who's so upfront with his manipulation.

[Drew]

Yeah. Also just, like, magic is such, like, a nerdy cute thing. Like, I'm like, you're a fucking nerd freak bitch. Why are you doing magic?

[Kai]

I feel like having a partner who could do magic would low key be so embarrassing for me.

[Drew]

I wouldn't, like, like, imagine, like, them practicing the tricks and, like, failing.

[Kai]

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, I'm going to restart it. I'm going to restarted. I did something wrong. Like, that's. It would be a lot of that.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kai]

Just forget everything I said. Wait, hold on, hold on.

[Drew]

But my mom went to a Mentalist, and the Guy like, kind of explained how it works. And it's just like reading some, like, micro movements and like, oh, you raise your left hand when it's in your left hand just by, like, a quarter of an inch. And just, like, little things like that. And that's how they, like, end up guessing the things, right? And I don't remember.

[Kai]

That was crazy how he guessed mine, though.

[Drew]

Yeah, no, it was like.

[Kai]

That was crazy because I said Adelitas, which is just a random Honduran restaurant in Miami that I grew up going to. That's bomb.

[Drew]

You know, it's freaky because I wrote nothing, and he guessed that I wrote nothing, which is weird as.

[Kai]

Because you're giving nothing, so it's like, easy. Boom.

[India]

No, you're giving. I think you stole my beans.

[Kai]

I think Drew stole a pair.

[Drew]

No, no, no, no, no. These are from original.

[Kai]

Those are my jeans. I didn't think those were my jeans. Jeans, babes. I'm saying there's a pair of jeans, my acne baggy jeans that I wore all the time. They're missing. I have a light pair of jeans that look like your jeans. Where are my jeans? Because those are not my jeans. I know my jeans.

[Drew]

Didn't steal your jeans. I didn't steal your jeans.

[Kai]

I think you have my jeans. You took my jeans.

[Drew]

I'll let you go through my closet, see if you find them. But my mom was also at a mentalist, and she, like, the. The person was like, being like, like, I'll predict your future. Like, I'll predict a question you ask for the future girl. My mom asked this mentalist in front of 300 other contestants if I was ever gonna get married. Which is crazy. That, like, I've never even thought about my mom thinking about that for me. But I was like, oh, that's like, she, like, is genuinely concerned that I'll never get married. And I'm like, oh, that's kind of sweet.

[Kai]

Like, I'm right here.

[Drew]

Well, no, we're going to get married. I'm just saying my mom doesn't understand that.

[Kai]

Yeah, people don't. Like, they try to, but they kind of.

[Drew]

They really. They really, really, really don't get it, and they don't understand how serious we are about it. And, like, I will marry you this year.

[Kai]

Yeah, I don't care. We basically, we genuinely, especially being around Madeline and Steven, we were, like, cracking up because we really do function like a married couple with each other. Because at this point, we also think the same things.

[Drew]

So every time predict each other's. Like wants and needs.

[Kai]

That's my man.

[Drew]

That's my girl.

[Kai]

But she asked if you were gonna get married and they said no. Correct.

[Drew]

I don't remember the answer. Let's actually call her. Hey, mom, you're on the podcast.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[Drew]

I was gonna ask. So you were really shady in Las Vegas. Like you. You shady. Yeah, I'm clocking your right now.

[Kai]

Don't call Pam. That.

[Drew]

What? You. You asked the mentalist if I was ever going to get married?

[Kai]

I did.

[Drew]

Well, what did he say?

[D]

He said, absolutely not.

[Drew]

Oh.

[Kai]

Oh. I mean, he said.

[Drew]

Well, he said.

[D]

He goes, I'm feeling.

[Kai]

I am.

[D]

I'm feeling you have two sons. And I said, no, no, I have three sons. And then he said, well, I'm feeling that that one is married. And he. He said the other two. No. No.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So this is.

[Kai]

Do I not count?

[Drew]

Yeah. Me and in are getting married, Mom.

[D]

What do you mean?

[Drew]

We're getting married.

[D]

Said that if you. If you guys aren't married by 30, that. That you're going to get married.

[Kai]

It's really inching up on us.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's getting close.

[Kai]

It's getting close. It.

[Drew]

It's.

[Kai]

It's really getting there. I think we spoke too soon saying that.

[D]

I'm okay with that.

[Kai]

A. We should have a wedding and you guys should come.

[D]

Yeah, I think that would be awesome. I've already got my dress picked out.

[Drew]

Mom, can I tell you something?

[D]

What?

[Drew]

Like, you might want to be sitting down.

[Kai]

I'm.

[D]

I'm laying down.

[Drew]

I kiss boys. I kiss boys.

[D]

Drew, I've been. I've been new. Is that what you say?

[Drew]

We beenouses. When was the first time you were like, oh, he's gay. As. When I was, like, nine.

[D]

I think I was more like five.

[Drew]

When I was literally doing headstands. I don't think I told you about that. I was obsessed with gymnastics, and I would just do headstands, like, all over the house, like, literally for hours.

[Kai]

I would do the same thing on a pillow. We lowkey would have vibed.

[D]

You'd be on your head just staring.

[Kai]

At the golf course.

[D]

That way you'd watch the. The guys come through on that green, and you'd be standing on your head just watching them play through.

[Drew]

Literally gay guys that got struck by lightning. Okay, Mom, I'll. I'll call you after. But, yeah, you have to come on the podcast. Okay, guys, comment if you want my mom on the podcast. All right. I love you. I'll see you soon.

[D]

All right, love you too.

[Kai]

Bye.

[Drew]

What a bro. Like, did you see hear the way she was talking to me?

[Kai]

Yeah, she doesn't like you anymore.

[Drew]

That was crazy.

[Kai]

I could feel it off of her.

[Drew]

Like, that was. It was the most jarring. Like, that actually ruined my day.

[India]

Wait, do you guys want me to start recording or are we. Are we ready?

[Drew]

I'm gonna hit you a classic bit. He's a classic.

[Kai]

While being around Kai is making me scared because literally, Kai kind of saved my life. The other night. I was thinking about it, I was like, damn, men get the easiest of praises because you saved my life, because you lived close. I actually am very grateful. But, like, I literally, all night or the next day, I was like, kai literally saved my life. And I was like, it's true. Technically, the grace of God, having you live that close to that ass club literally saved my life. But you did.

[Drew]

Technically, me and Rain saved your life.

[Kai]

Yeah, I just actually, technically, it started with Mason saving my life because Mason was the first person to shield me. Throwing up in that party. Like, I threw up at the party. Like, it started. Oh, wow.

[Drew]

Like, zooted beyond belief. Like, you know the video. Roll the clip of me laying on the concrete.

[India]

I mean, we could drive him to the hospital.

[Kai]

No, I'm not going to the hospital.

[India]

We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost $4,000.

[Kai]

The thing is, Mason, last night was literally throwing up, like, four times in a row, and we didn't take him to the hospital. So I'm like, why do we have to take Drew to the hospital? Look at him.

[India]

He's way worse than Mason.

[Kai]

This is like Project X. I had my moment.

[Drew]

Well, how old were you when that happened?

[Kai]

No, you weren't. 26. You were like, 23.

[Drew]

No, that was literally, like 22 do.

[Kai]

I'm just stunted. I'm stunted. I don't know if anybody can tell I'm a stunted person. So I'm just now getting to that point, I guess. It was awesome. I would do it again. Like, I would literally, I would do that whole night back to back again. Like, for me, it was the best night of my life.

[Drew]

For me, it was.

[Kai]

Everyone else was worried and scared, I'm sure. But, like, for me at one point.

[Drew]

And yet you literally, like, it was me, you, and Rain in the room, and Kai, Mason, and our other friend was in the living room, and they were all just talking back and forth, and you, like, bug eyed and, like, sat up and, like, you heard them laugh and, like, you literally thought, like, demons Were in the living room. Like, you literally were. Like, there's demons in the living room. Like. Like, who are. What is that? What is that? What was that? What is that? What is that? And I was like, india, it's our friends. You're okay.

[Kai]

I'm not kidding. I don't remember. Okay, I need to preface. It was Salem.

[Drew]

This clip. This clip.

[Kai]

Here. Oh, yeah, yeah. Did I want vape or what was I doing?

[Drew]

You wanted my hand. Is that not so sweet?

[Kai]

Scared. I was really. Like, I. Okay. I went to Salem's birthday party. Actually, the last time I got completely obliterated was Salem's birthday party. Like, four years. Every year, her birthday party. It genuinely brings something out of me. And if I am in a vulnerable space and I'm at Salem's birthday party, it's going down, but it's going to be the best ever.

[Drew]

It's literally my favorite thing to do every single year. Like, every year. Like, Salem, happy birthday, Queen.

[Kai]

Once, like, all of our friends who are like, what are April babies? Like, Taurus, question mark. Taurus or, like, whatever. Once, like, the birthdays in April start rolling in. That's when I know life.

[Drew]

It's about to get wicked.

[Kai]

Like, life is worth living. Is other people's birthdays rolling in.

[Drew]

It's literally a wicked summer. I decided, not like the movie, but, like, I'm going to be wicked.

[Kai]

No, it's bad. Like, y' all should have never let me go outside because it's done. It's around. Like, I had so much fun that night, but I got to Salem's and I was already. I didn't need anything else in my system. I was, like, capped already.

[Drew]

But I was like, we. We drank down at Rain's house before, by the way. Like, we had, like, five drinks before. And then also, you were, like, blasting weed into your brain and blood sugar plus edibles. Like, you were like, well.

[Kai]

So the thing is, for context, Salem's birthday is always a good birthday party. It's always full of, like, I've never been at Salem's party, and I'm like, oh, my God, Someone I don't with is here. Like, it's usually everyone I like is there. I know I can roam around a party and be like, wow. And I'm not gonna run into anybody who's gonna, like, really scare me.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

But I got there, and I was immediately offered shrooms. I've never done shrooms. It wasn't a lot. I found out it wasn't a lot.

[Drew]

Also, famously, like, India has Said she would literally never do a hallucinogenic terrified of shrew. Because you have, like, literally, disorders.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

In your brain now and in your DNA that's ready to just come out.

[Kai]

Yeah. So it was a crazy vibe. It was definitely like, oh, my God. It was a. But I say that all the time. I am like, I am a drug dealer's dream. Because if anybody offers me anything, for the most part, I'm like.

[Drew]

Me when I was 15.

[Kai]

If it's a friend, I'm like. Like, I really am. Monkey see, monkey do me.

[Drew]

During the Xandemic Saturday.

[Kai]

That's when you were the gangster. Highlighting Saturday, Saturday is Hyundai. How could you. When you were. During the Zandemic, how were you able to like, control your, like, gay accent when you were all fucked up around your friends? Did you not just get fucked up?

[Drew]

Hazy Zannies are hitting. Wow, these Xanaxes are hitting. Yes. I'm literally gagging at the Zannies. Guys, can we go to the drug dealer's house to pick up more Zanns? I hate I want Perk Attack.

[Kai]

It feels like a Muppet. Like, the first game, you know, like og, before they were allowed to put gay on media, they would do, like, that. Be like, did you know that this Muppet was gay? So, yeah, I did that. And, like, immediately I knew. I was like, I shouldn't have done that, because also, I took it. I put it in my mouth. I went to the bathroom with my friend and I took it out, and I was like, I'm gonna do this. This. Just know, like, things are about to go down. And then I just ate it. And then I went out and I told Kai, I told Mason. I told. I told any of my friends who.

[Drew]

I literally told everyone but me. I was the only person that did it.

[Kai]

I didn't see you. We got there and literally split up. Because that is what we do at parties. Like, famously, we get there and we split up. You usually end up with Kai.

[Drew]

Yeah. We were asking Amine if he wanted to be a part of our Three Man.

[India]

Yeah. Yeah. We were trying to run a Three man on other guys also. Then Drew went up to the thermostat at the venue and was just turning it all the way down.

[Drew]

No, it was locked. I would never do that to Salem. It was locked.

[Kai]

He wanted in there so bad. If it was open, you would have gone in there.

[Drew]

I probably would have. I was blacked out, y' all.

[Kai]

Drew got drunk enough that the second we got in the car, he started giving awful Advice and telling us to call people on our phones and say crazy. We were like, no. Like, he was like, call so and so and tell them you need help. I was like, my favorite thing.

[India]

Also, I want to clarify when I was like, let's run a three Man. Drew was down because he thought it was a threesome with three guys.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Oh.

[India]

He was really disappointed when he found out.

[Drew]

When I got to the three man, it was horrible.

[India]

I was so scared, pulling up to the three man, very confused, where's the guy?

[Kai]

So, yeah, I did that, and I was having the time of my life, and then suddenly. I don't remember. Actually, I do kind of remember.

[Drew]

Wait, are you and Kai dating?

[Kai]

Yeah, famously. No.

[India]

Well, I thought we weren't going to talk about it.

[Kai]

Oh, sorry.

[Drew]

Okay. Cuz for privacy. I'm getting an energy between you two right now. Like, there's something, and I feel like the world can feel it maybe, too.

[Kai]

The energy is all. Instead of going to Kai's birthday dinner, I went to Disney and all the food you can imagine is in my stomach right now, and I'm going to it out. That's the energy you're feeling. It's like the amount of food I ate yesterday. Actually, post Salem's party, what I did to my body is crazy.

[Drew]

It's crazy. But wait, finish Salem.

[Kai]

But I did get into a conversation with, like, two guys, and I think, like, just being in the state, I was talking to two men who I have no personal relation to genuinely was freaking me out. Also, I was just like, like, watching them interact, and I was like, I literally see the person you are d.

[Drew]

Like, competing over you.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was just like, it was weird. Which I was probably reading into it, and that wasn't what was happening. Cuz also, I do have to keep in mind that because me and Drew are like. Like, we're the clowns. Usually people, when we're talking, it does become like, let's make each other laugh all night long challenge. But I was just so up that I was like, why? Who are you people? Why are you talking to each other? Like, I literally, like, it was starting to green me out. And I just grabbed. Sabrina was like, I think I was just like, I need to sit down because I. I started laughing really hard and I was like, I'm gonna puke. Like, I think I'm gonna puke. I'm gonna throw up everywhere. And it was like everything was making me laugh. Like, I wasn't scared in a way that I was, like, gonna throw up and explode. But it was making me laugh because I wasn't having any, like, sort of, like, new thoughts I haven't had. I was just like, okay, cool, this. Like, what? Like, it was just. I don't know. I was. I was just cracking up. And then I went and I sat down, and I remember sitting there with Sabrina. I think I was trying to explain to her that I had to. I'm so nauseous. And she was freaking out. She was like, oh, my God, Are you good? Are you good? Because she thought I was, like, starting to green out crazy. And I was laughing because I was like, no, I feel fine. I'm just going to throw up everywhere. And, like, I was sitting next to this, like, planter, and I was just like, hold on. And I just turned and I threw up in it. And then Mason came, and I was like, mason, hold on. And I grabbed him, and I think I just, like, turned him in front of me, and I just threw up more. And I was like, okay, it's not gonna stop. I need to go, like. Because I could feel that I was just gonna keep throwing up.

[Drew]

And also, Mason also saved you because.

[Kai]

He, like, carried no Mason. I am not kidding, all of y' all. Looking at the videos from that night. That video of me on. I'm not kidding. I have a love surge for everyone in that. Like, the next day, I was like, I'm seriously having love surges. Like, this is, like, the best thing I've ever seen in my life. But I just. Yeah, I don't remember really being outside. I remember I started to get scared because I don't have parents. And that's all I could think about is, like, I don't have parents. I don't have parents. But then all my friends were on. I was like, oh, my God, these are parents. But then I started to get embarrassed because I was like, this is so humiliating. So I just wanted to cover my face, but I couldn't stop throwing up because I was so nauseous.

[Drew]

The amount of times you said sorry was crazy.

[Kai]

I was so embarrassed. I was like, this is also. I. I had no idea what time it was. In my head. I don't know. In my head, we had just gotten there. Like, in my head, we had. So I was like, I am ruining everyone's night because I'm the bitch who just got here and I am up. Like, I literally, Like, I can't move. Like, my body. It didn't feel like I could move my body. It genuinely was mind over matter. Like, it was mind over matter and I just kept like oh my God. I felt like everything. I don't know, it was freaking me out. And I kept throwing up and then I just knew I needed to go somewhere else because I was gonna keep throwing up. Like I was like, the throw up is not gonna stop the ride there. I don't remember getting in that car. I remember at one point being like I'm covered in vomit and in water and like piss or something. Cuz I just remember like I felt my whole body was wet at one point.

[India]

You entering that Uber was so funny because we, we had an Uber come and the guy was like.

[Drew]

And you threw up on his car for literally like 10 minutes. And then he was about to re. Yeah. And like he, we were. He was about to leave and he was literally like such a trooper. He was like, no, she.

[Kai]

Like he saved my life too. That man.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[India]

I was like, it's all right, we'll call another one. He's like, like we can take care of her. Like we can do this. It's only seven minutes away.

[Drew]

Yeah. He was like, you got it. Like you got it.

[India]

So we got in first. That any could be by the door to exit as easily as possible. And I vividly remember sitting and then Sabrina's like, all right, Enya, come in. And then you like looked at us for a second and then you pulled your skirt off and then jumped in like Superman into the car.

[Kai]

I was like all I could think about, okay. Cuz the whole, not the whole night for the most part while before getting in the Uber I was just crouched down and I like from throwing up, I don't think I got throw up on me, but that's all I could think about is I was like, I am covered in vomit right now. Like I felt like literally there was vomit under my skin. I was like, I am covered in vomit. I'm gonna get it all over this guy's car. Also I think one of those waters because we got a glass water bottle. Which giving a glass water bottle at a club is literally why. Like why? Because was the bottle glass? Why did the bottle explode? Like there was water all over my skirt and when I stood up, the first thing I felt was like that skirt has like all those layers. And I felt all of the layers like stick to my skin and I was like, if I have to sit in this car with like wet fabric on me. Cuz the. I can't describe the feeling of the skirt landing on my butt when I stood up and I felt like a Like, of, like, all of the wet, and I thought about all the dirt that had been dragging on it, and I was like, I can't have this on.

[Drew]

On.

[Kai]

So I took it off. Also, when I got in the car, I'm not kidding. I felt like I was in so much. I was. It took everything not to vomit in that car. Like, it literally. Wow, wow, wow. Like, Yeah. I don't remember getting. I do remember launching in the car, because I remember, like, so I. I don't know if someone was behind me, but I remember crouching down and just, like, getting up, and I was like, yeah. I just, like, had to put my body in because I was like, I'm not getting in. I was so scared. Also, I was kind of convinced y' all were gonna leave me there, which would never happen. But I was like, holy. What if they all get tired of me, like, acting like this? And, like, it's not funny, because that's all I kept thinking. I was like. I was laughing really hard, and I was like, I'm not laughing because this is funny. I'm laughing because I was, like, really embarrassed. And also, it was just a funny situation, but I was, like, convinced that y' all were gonna be like, this isn't funny anymore. We're going back inside. Or we're just, like, leaving her because she won't stop vomiting.

[Drew]

Because in my head, no one would let me. I was trying to rally the troops to keep raging.

[Kai]

It was my karmic. My karmic, like, subconscious was like, we.

[Drew]

Don'T need to take her with us. Like, you don't need to. She can find her way home.

[Kai]

I don't remember getting into Kai's room. In my head, Mason carried me up, like, 18 flights of stairs. Like, you could have told me. He literally carried me up to. Like, I don't. Like, I. In my head, it took so long to get there. And then when I was in there, I remember just, like. Like, coming to me like, oh, my God, this is not my room. Where am I? Like, literally, like, oh, Honestly, amazing. I was so scared, and I covered my face the whole night. And I threw up all in Kai's bed.

[India]

At one point, I went into my room, and you were just, like, face down, not moving, and there was just hella bagels around you.

[Drew]

Yeah, no, like, the bagels, like, one.

[India]

Bite out of each of them.

[Drew]

And the thing is about the bagels is they were so stinky. Like, they smelled, like, bad.

[India]

Like, they were, like, onion everything bagels.

[Drew]

Or something, and they, like, cooked Kai's room.

[Kai]

That bagel and the apple you guys fed me genuinely saved my life. Like, I had nothing in my system. It was so crazy. Also, I felt like I was running into your bed, if that makes sense. Like, I felt like I was, like, genuinely trying to escape through your mattress. Like, I don't know if that makes sense. Like, yeah, and I thought y' all were the killers. At one point, I was just really, really, really scared. But also, it was the best night of my life. Now looking, I'm like, that was literally so fun. Like, I would do it again if you guys would want to carry me around. Also, my shirt that I was wearing, I'll post it. It looks like I got hit by a car. Like, my shirt, it's all like, I don't know where my skirt is. I think rain has it. She said, like, were covered in vomit, so I'm, like, really scared to see those because they were like. Like, they're like these braided, like, shoes.

[Drew]

I'm like, well, no. Rainwashed them at Kai's house.

[Kai]

Literally. I have the best friends ever. Like, you guys seriously saved my life.

[India]

Well, sort of. But Drew kept on. He would come out of the room and be like, where's the afters? Like, what are we doing after this?

[Kai]

That's okay. Like, he needs that. I was gonna go. I'm not even kidding. What's up? Is, like, when I came to, I was in a vibe where I was like, let's get. Like, if y' all. If. When I came to, y' all put my clothes back on me, and we're like, let's go. I'd be like, yeah.

[Drew]

Like, your brain was so close to being permanently rewired. Like, it was not. It was.

[India]

I feel like There was a 45 minute period where you were on mushroom.

[Drew]

Yeah. You were like. But you were, like, writhing around super drunk. Like, literally screaming.

[Kai]

I remember in the car, I literally. I have a vivid memory of my hands in your pods. Pockets. Like, I remember, like, taking my wallet. I was taking his ID or like, I just remember, like, when I was in the car, I grabbing at one point, I felt my hand in your pocket. And then I was like, oh, my God, these are people I know in this car. Like, this is, like, real people in this car. And yeah, there were, like, moments. There was one moment where Sabrina was touching me, and I'm not kidding. I was like, oh, my God. Get the. Like, I genuinely. I felt that. I think that was when I took my skirt off. I think that's like, the second I got in the car, up until at one point when I woke up in your room. I do know at that point I was like, it was a miracle I was alive. Like, I genuinely, like, I was in my head. I was not there because at one point when I opened my eyes in your room, I was so confused. And the room also, like, because of all of us in there. It was so weird. It just felt so weird. It kind of felt like I was in, like, an episode of Nurse Jackie and I woke up in the hospital bed and I was like. But yeah, I was really scared. It was so fun for me, though. Like, seriously, guys, I didn't really explore any parts of my mind I haven't gotten to because I think my OCD has already showed me, like, all the scariest parts of my mind I can be shown. It was more just like, it felt like a taunting voice of, like, yeah, girl, your is and look at you right now. And I was like, I know, look at me. We're so silly. But yeah, best night ever. Would do it again.

[India]

Like, literally wasn't an inconvenience, though. Like, I. I genuinely think we all would have left. Left that party at the same time. And then it was an excuse for us to hang out for another, like, two hours, basically.

[Drew]

It was. It was like, literally perfectly timed.

[Kai]

It was genuinely, like, so awesome. And then the next day, I woke up at rains and we sat around all day and ate shitty food. We had John and Vinnie's seafood boil, leftover Mac and cheese and meatballs. Like, literally, I ate like a fucking king. And then I knocked out at her house. And then the next day, we went to Disney for Salem's birthday and I ate everything. And literally, it felt like my. I. It felt like, honestly, the past week I was reborn. Like, that was my cleansing day. You guys helped me clean and now I'm reborn and I feel genuinely amazing. Like, I would do it again. That part, that part. But actually, maybe not. I don't know. Like, I will say the demons, honestly, I don't know. I literally, like, I got down with the demons. I partied with the demons and I had a good time. Like, I'm not scared of them. Like, I literally had a good time. Like, what? Invite them back? Like, the demons are welcome.

[Drew]

Gets addicted to mushrooms.

[Kai]

The demons. No, I will say, thankfully, because of my extreme guilt and disgust with myself. Because as much as I'm talking about it, I genuinely have, like, seeing Kai today. I can't lie. When you first got here, where I. When I Heard the doorbell, it genuinely felt like somebody I'd hooked up had gone here and I was like, I have to see this person. Because y' all all did see me in. Like at one point I was borderline butt naked. Like at like, Like I didn't wear the right underwear to be taking off my skirt. Like, I like y' all think, like the bush is a joke. Like I'm about my like and I had see through ass underwear on. I am very aware. Like I looked bat.

[Drew]

You're lucky. That's family.

[Kai]

I know I'm lucky. Like ID gaff. Like, what are y' all gonna go do? Right?

[India]

It was see through but you a bunch.

[Drew]

So we covered it up.

[Kai]

Oh, I was so scared of pissing myself because I had to pee so bad. I was so.

[Drew]

Kissing yourself in Kai's bed?

[Kai]

Yeah. I'm not even kidding. In your bed? I was like. Because at one point when I came to, the first thing I did was wet and peed and I was like, the whole time I was in your bed, I had to pee so bad. I was like, if I pissed in Kai's bed, that would be like, that's pushing it. I really enjoyed using the treadmill after. That was fun. That was like really fun. I'm not even kidding.

[Drew]

That was a vibe.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was awesome. But I wouldn't do that again because throwing up like that in front of every anybody and everybody is crazy. Like, like the nausea is not for me. I don't like that. Like, I'd rather just like smoke weed and then get scared for like 10 minutes. Cuz it's like kind of same effect. Actually. Not really, cuz I don't know where I went but like it was fun. Like, I don't know. I would do it again. Right, right. Nobody should do that though. Cuz I'm pretty sure like the concoction I was putting in my body was like ruthless.

[Drew]

Yeah, no, it was a lot. Well, I went out like a few weeks ago, a couple weekends ago, and I went out with my buddy and we were at his house before and I had brought multiple shirt options because I was like, ooh. Like I don't know what to wear. Like, I don't know this crowd. I've never been around these people. Like, what's the tea? So I had him pick out the shirt that I was gonna wear and he picked the one that I was going to wear. Like I wanted to pick it, but I didn't know if like it was a good look for the night. Well, he Was like, oh, no, everyone's gonna love that. Like, that's like, literally everyone is gonna be so gagged by that shirt. Like, yes, please, please wear that shirt. And so put it on. I'm feeling confident in myself. Literally, the first person I talk to just, like, berates me for my shirt. And then, like, five seconds later, another person asks me about my shirt and is like, what is that? Like, what are you wearing? And then literally five seconds later, after that, another person that actually shared the same name as me comes up and is like, oh, you're sure? And was, like, really shady. Not exaggerating. Within, like, 15 minutes of being at a party, three people had bullied me for my shirt that I was wearing. And it was so bad that I, like, literally took it off and turned it inside out. Because I was like, this is. Is. I can't keep doing this. Notice, not once in my goddamn life other than when I'm wearing this shirt do I get even compliments on the shirts I'm wearing, let alone just, like, bullied for it. So my buddy set me the up.

[Kai]

And yeah, there is something about wearing graphic T shirts in certain locations. Like, we went to Perfect Circuit, and I was accidentally wearing. I was. What shirt was I wearing? I was wearing a. A. I was already wearing a music shirt. That was, like, a annoying cuddy. Like, a guy would come up to me, like, like, not a vibe. So I was. And then I had my Apex Twin zip up with me, and I literally, before going in, I got so self conscious, and I turned it inside out and zipped my shirt up because I was like, the idea of somebody seeing me coming here and be, like, coming in here to play with SIDS in your Apex Twin shirt and your Bjork shirt.

[India]

Like, well, for context, the shirt that Drew was wearing, it said blue Lives Matter, and it had the blue Eminem on, which is.

[Drew]

Which is like, I should be able to express myself.

[India]

Like, I just think you should be, like, aware. Like, if people think that shirt's bad, like, you should just know that, you.

[Drew]

Know, hello Kitty says aab.

[Kai]

The thing is that design is so barned. Like, the. The blue lives matter. They didn't even put some pep in their step. That was, like, the laziest I've ever seen conservatives do with their merch. Because, like, conservatives don't play about the merch.

[Drew]

Like, they don't play.

[Kai]

Which is also, like, kind of goes back to proving the point that, like, a lot of conservative people just need, like, music or, like, movie hobbies. Because I feel like, liberal people, they wear, like, merch of fun things. Like, whoa.

[Drew]

Conservatives wear merch of, like, killers. Yeah.

[Kai]

Literally. To, like, start the worst conversation and vibe ever. It's literally like a form of vibe terrorism. It's like, how do I genuinely. Because at most waking moments, it's like, you're not even going to get into a conversation about that ass shirt. You're literally just going to make people uncomfortable. Like, you literally in the farmer's market, and I'm going to see you and be like, holy. Like, that is like a deep spa.

[Drew]

And they all look the same. It's like a white guy that looks hairless.

[Kai]

And I literally.

[Drew]

Hairless. Like, literally alopecia down.

[Kai]

Like, male.

[Drew]

Like, freckles on his shoulders. Like, glasses that have the hook that goes around the back. Like, nasty, nasty, nasty.

[Kai]

We do need to talk about the fact that, like, some people still smell like mildew. I was behind somebody yesterday at Disney, and he reeked of mildew. Like, mildew is crazy. I know you smell it. Anybody who smells like mildew, I know you smell it.

[Drew]

No, nose blindness is a thing. It's a real thing, bro.

[Kai]

That's.

[Drew]

And you smell like mildew. Wait, actually, yes.

[Kai]

Really?

[Drew]

Yes. That's like, your whole thing.

[Kai]

Oh, you. Because I believed you. Because my. I can't lie, though. My mumu I wore to sleep last night was a bit mildewy. I can't lie, but I just was so cold and I didn't have anything.

[Drew]

I destroyed my favorite pair of jeans in the washing machine.

[Kai]

I ate them.

[Drew]

But I went and got it.

[Kai]

I pissed from them tonight.

[Drew]

Oh, wait. Yeah. I went and got a new pair of jeans yesterday. I just went. I was like, it. I'm just gonna go. I went to the gym before Kai's birthday.

[Kai]

It's literally like the Memorial Day flag.

[Drew]

Like, yeah, guys, it was Kai's birthday. Hello.

[Kai]

I know. Happy birthday, Kai. I genuinely do. I hate that I missed it, but, like, I did have the best night of my life, if you were wondering.

[Drew]

It was. Honestly, your birthday was literally perfect. That was, like, the most ideal. Not. Not even just saying that. Like, it legitimately was cute.

[India]

And there's also so much anxiety as the person whose birthday it is when you get, like, a group of people together and I'm like, I was afraid. But, dude, it was so fun. We basically, we got dinner, then we played Fishbowl. Drew got hate crimed, and then we went on Omegle with, like, eight people.

[Drew]

That is Omegle was so.

[India]

And we had, like, I Swear to God, eight good interactions with people, which is probably seven more than I was expecting.

[Drew]

Yeah, it was sweet. Like a couple of them. I was like, oh, wait, this is like. I could see how if I was like a lonely 19 year old, how I would like love to be on, on this app. I mean, I literally was that kid. Except I was being groomed.

[Kai]

Yeah, I liked to go on the texting part and lie and say that I was old and then get groomed.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Yeah, that's kind of my Omegle vibe. I was like, can I talk to an old person who sees me as an equal? Because everybody in my life treats me like an equal, but nobody wants to have sex with me because I'm 12.

[Drew]

The. Oh, the, the. The Something I've been thinking about recently. Like, I mean, it's not. This is not what I've been thinking about. But like, it's. It preface this. It prefaces what I really have been thinking about. But like, okay, like this gap in the bathroom stall, like, that's crazy. Like, if I can look out of the bathroom stall, gap in, like, lock eyes with a person in the mirror of the sink. Like, that's really crazy. Like, fix that. Like what? Like there's some perv that designed it to make it a thing. But what I didn't think about is, is the girls, is the girls that wear rompers. Butt, ass, butt, naked, nasty. In a stall with a gap. Like, what the.

[Kai]

I'm not kidding. A gap in a stall has never crossed my mind. I don't give a. Take a peek. I don't care. Like, what we're literally, to me, like, to me, a bathroom is the least sexual place ever. I actually get. Like, I genuinely think about this and it annoys me because I'm the kind of person that I don't like to fiddle with my belt buckle and my buttons after I've peed. Because in my head I'm just like, like, well, I've just peed. I want to wash my hand before I start playing with the thing I'm going to touch all day. And like, that's going to be exposed to the world. So I will literally leave a stall with like my pants half down and like my underwear out and my belt unbuckled and people will give me the craziest look, bro, I don't want to. You. I'm in the bathroom. Like, this is the bathroom. I don't want to. You like, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

[Drew]

You're not even bad people brushing their teeth in the Airport bathroom, like, is really one of the most.

[Kai]

I brush my teeth in airport bathrooms.

[India]

The worst is in airport bathrooms. They have the gap on the bottom.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[India]

And I always take my socks and shoes off to.

[Kai]

When you get barefoot in the bathroom, do you put, like, towel down or.

[Drew]

You just, like, he's grounding.

[India]

No. Yeah. I want to ground before I get into the plane, dude.

[Drew]

The worst. The worst thing for me is the gaps underneath. Like, never mind.

[Kai]

I'll hold my pants the whole time. I know that is something I won't. You let, like, in an airport bathroom or any bathroom or plane bathroom, I am so aware of my clothes touching anything. Like, it becomes, like, a game of not, like, bumping into anything. That's something I care about. But, like, I'll put my feet on anything. Yeah. I'll get, like, bare.

[India]

I'm always, like, at the airport. I. I have to.

[Kai]

You have to.

[India]

I have. Well, I have to take my poop scissors out.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[India]

And use them, bro.

[Drew]

They take them at TSA now.

[India]

I know.

[Drew]

That is so.

[India]

So then you have to bring the plastic ones.

[Drew]

Ugh. Like, the safety scissors, it, like, does not work the same. Same. Guys, I got fasting all wrong. I thought it was when you ate quicker. I know my deepest, most honest intentions, and they are all pure. I haven't acted in malice once. EMDR therapy to forget things. Sorry, I'm just reading my notes. Oh. One of our friends was telling us that, like, you can do EMDR therapy to literally, like, forget things. And so, like, if I ever commit a crime, I'm just gonna go to EMDR therapy for, like, smart six months. And so when they lie detector me, I pass with flying colors.

[India]

Eternal sunshine of the spotless crime.

[Drew]

Do not use the vibrators from temu. It just blew up my cushions. Hold coochie. God, I'm so bad at reading. I'll literally never be able to read. Huh?

[Kai]

I mean, if you practice, I think you just can't read out loud.

[Drew]

I. I can read, like, when it's myself.

[Kai]

I kind of think you can't read or write or text because sometimes also, like, I'll text. The miscommunications we have over text are actually mind blowing.

[Drew]

I know. It is weird. As.

[Kai]

Should I go into my media?

[Drew]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kai]

Oh, my media of the week is Check on it by Beyonce. Sunny side of Heaven, Fleetwood Mac, don't you wait by Solange. Memory Lane, Mini Ripperton. And I'm not in love. 10cc. Oh, my God. Sure. I have, like, I. I haven't really?

[Drew]

Don't forget it.

[Kai]

I have a lot of music shirts, but usually it's vans that I. I like. Not because I actually think that matters, but because I hate the idea that somebody could come up to me and ask me a question. But the 10cc shirt I have is for an album I really, really, really don't like. And I went to a record store and the guy was asking me about it, and I was like, no, yeah, this album. This album's good. I like this album. And I lied my ass off. But that album sucks. It's like, bloody Taurus.

[Drew]

My media is le Fleurs by Minnie Ripperton, I want you to love me by Fiona Apple, and if any women want to have sex with me, let me know. I listen to Fiona Apple. Everything means nothing to me by Elliot Smith. And then I've been listening to Driving on nine so much recently, but there's, like, a reason. There's, like a gay reason. And then I watched the entire first season of a show, not at night, not over through the night, in the middle of the day, called Bet. It's on Netflix. Terrible. Like, literally. Well, I watched, but I literally. I haven't been enthralled by, like, a lead character's, like, acting, like, in so long in that way. Like, she ate so bad. And it's like, like an adaptation of a manga into, like, a live action. And, like, it was the best live action anime manga I've seen, I think, ever. But the show was like, the first three episodes are so captivating, and you just get, like, sucked in immediately. And then after that, it falls off tremendously. But you do want to find out what happens next, so I do suggest you go watch it. Don't expect to watch, like, the greatest show ever, but it was. It was fun. It was really cool.

[Kai]

I watched Ultimatum, the lesbian edition, and that is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

[Drew]

That's gonna be me today.

[India]

Oh, guys. Tesla's sales have gone down by 50%.

[Drew]

Thank God.

[India]

Let's go.

[Kai]

Hey, thank God. I have the negative Tesla stocks. That's when you bet on the opposite side. I'm not kidding. We should do that. Like, that should be a game.

[Drew]

It's too late.

[Kai]

No, for everything now.

[India]

For everything. Bet against everything.

[Kai]

Yeah, I'll bet against everything. Well, thank you guys so much for watching. I'm gonna go explode poop out of my butt. Yeah, Sam.