Family dymanics w/ Josiah

Summary

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Emergency Intercom: "Family Dynamics w/ Josiah"

Podcast: Emergency Intercom (iHeartPodcasts)
Hosts: Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips
Guest: Josiah (+ Kai)
Date: July 3, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Emergency Intercom" features the usual chaos, humor, and candid conversation from hosts Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips, joined by their close friends Josiah and Kai. The focus loosely centers around "family dynamics," but, as always, the discussion sprawls in a million directions—childhood memories, group living horror stories, personal hygiene, Josiah’s new music, internet conspiracies, and friendship drama. The episode is a blend of sharp banter, chaotic confessionals, and nostalgic tangents, all laced with the hosts’ signature irreverent humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. The Shared Bathroom Dilemma

[01:43–05:17]

• Josiah complains about the state of the bathroom shared by podcast members, calling out Kai and Josh for bad habits like not flushing and leaving used toilet paper in the trash.
• Kai's "Eco" Defense: Jokingly blames not flushing on environmental activism—“think globally, act locally”—and the hosts riff on the absurdity of personal responsibility vs. corporate accountability.
• Quote:
  • Josiah: “No, he pees in his fucking toilet because he doesn’t flush it. I walked by yesterday, it smelled like a men’s restroom at a LA baseball game.” [02:01]
  • Kai: “I wiped my ass. I threw it in the trash can because I want to fix everything, but it stinks, Kai.” [05:03]

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2. Bathroom Pranks & Living Room Horrors

[05:17–06:12]

• The infamous "liquid ass" prank gets relived, with Kai admitting he sprayed fake poop smell in the studio. The smellfulness lingers in memory (and maybe reality).
• Quote:
  • Enya: “Literally was the first time in my whole life somebody—I came… like, it was still hanging in the air kind of.” [05:52]

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3. Josiah’s Music Release & Inside Jokes

[06:19–10:49]

• Josiah talks about his new single and music video; discussion shifts to how friends can artificially boost stream counts (by playing it on repeat on mute).
• It spirals into a meta-conversation about music editing, budget production values (Kai “outing” Kai Sanat’s editing choices), and their decade-long inside joke about “saving money on editors.”
• Quote:
  • Josiah: “If everybody does that, Josiah will get a $10 million record deal.” [07:39]
  • Kai: “Ellen's like, saving money on editors... like, it looks like shit.” [10:45]

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4. Group Living: The Old Apartment Memory Lane

[10:58–13:15]

• Throwback to their early 20s: crappy apartments, makeshift blackout curtains, split-level filth, and even a possible poltergeist (fire started under their old house).
• Quote:
  • Josiah: “We were living like dog shit. Like, we had curtains hung up by, like, couches broken. The window was never cleaned...” [11:19]

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5. Childhood Stories & "Family Dynamics"

[15:11–17:30, 22:23–24:37]

• Josiah shares (with candid, dark humor) confused childhood moments—friends discovering masturbation, tough family circumstances, and ridiculous small-town drama.
• Confessionals about lost friendships and the formative moments that inspire creativity.
• Quote:
  • Josiah: “He would come in there, put us to bed, and he would say, like, describe a monster and I'll draw it. And I just remember these drawings, like, in my head forever... it was a really, really pivotal moment in my childhood.” [23:50]

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6. Concert Recaps & Substance-Addled Nights

[30:17–33:43]

• Drew and Enya recall a Calvin Klein-sponsored Rosalia concert—Enya was super high on edibles and “looking through the looking glass.”
• Afterward, Enya drank, played Fortnite, and described her entire experience as if she was watching TV.
• Quote:
  • Enya: “I'm looking through the looking glass right now. I can't stop feeling like I'm watching tv.” [32:23]

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7. Intrusive Thoughts & OCD Riffs

[33:54–34:44, 34:51–35:51]

• Enya opens up about her obsessive fear of drink-spiking, even at coffee shops, and needing to constantly monitor her drinks.
• The group riffs on how these intrusive thoughts entangle with their “family dynamics” and misused terms (e.g., “dynamicies”).
• Quote:
  • Enya: “Ever since I found out about people drinking, drugging people’s drinks... anything I’m drinking from, I’m like, that is literally territory for destroying my life.” [34:51]

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8. Sexual Orientation, Friendship Dynamics, and Perceptions

[22:23–23:15, 52:06–54:32]

• The hosts joke about perceptions of sexuality within their group—who's "actually" gay, straight, or just confusing. They debunk rumors, clarify nicknames (Josie for Josiah), and even argue about who’s more repulsive as a sexual partner.
• Quote:
  • Josiah: “Enya, like, is so fucking hideous to me. Like, disgusting.” [52:21]
  • Enya: “And that's how I feel about Drew.” [52:39]

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9. Meeting Celebrities & Industry Whispers

[25:06–25:45, 39:43–41:17]

• Josiah and Kai recount running into Demi Lovato and Sky Ferreira, recounting how some celebrities couldn’t believe their group’s sexual orientations.
• Quote:
  • Josiah: “She was like, so everyone in our car, our Uber over, was straight? And I was like, yes. I'm being serious.” [25:30–25:39]

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10. Wild Tangents: Data Farms, Simulation Theory, Group Identity

[49:03–50:05]

• The group jokes about population math, simulation theory, and living in a “rendered” reality, claiming only what’s in front of them is “real.”
• Quote:
  • Josiah: “The world doesn’t render past my... It would cost too much money.” [49:19–49:35]

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11. Media & Music Recommendations (End Segment)

[59:44–66:34]

• Everyone recommends music, movies, and their favorite absurd media.
• Josiah’s Media: “Police Scanner” by Chanel Beads, “Thank you” by Dido, “Creep” (Social Network version), “Waterworld” (film)
• Kai’s Media: “Bad Girl Good Girl” by Miss A, “Cinderella” by i5, “Waiting for You” by Kenya, “Madagascar 3”
• Collective agreement: “Deep End” by Josie (Josiah)
• Plus chatter about starting businesses, doing yoga, and a potential squad cruise.
• Quote:
  • Josiah: “For real. My ass is the deep end. Also, his new EP coming up, which you heard it here first.” [62:52]

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Notable Quotes & Banter (with Timestamps)

• “He pees in his fucking toilet because he doesn't flush it. I walked by yesterday, it smelled like a men's restroom at a LA baseball game.” — Josiah [02:01]
• “I wiped my ass. I threw it in the trash can because I want to fix everything, but it stinks, Kai.” — Kai [05:03]
• “We were living like dog shit. Like, we had curtains hung up by, like, couches broken.” — Josiah [11:19]
• “Enya, like, is so fucking hideous to me. Like, disgusting.” — Josiah [52:21]
• “I can't stop feeling like I'm watching tv.” — Enya [32:23]
• “The world doesn’t render past my... It would cost too much money.” — Josiah [49:19–49:35]
• “My media is Josiah Song. Deep in Deep End by Josie Goes Stream it. For real. My ass is the deep end.” — Josiah [62:52]

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Final Thoughts

This episode epitomizes Emergency Intercom’s unique brand—chaotic, honest, and always hilarious. Under the loose theme of "family dynamics," the group reveals the messy, weird intimacy of chosen family and friend groups, blending nostalgic tales with contemporary anxieties and irreverent humor. Listeners are treated to confessions both hilarious (bathroom etiquette, concert mishaps) and poignant (OCD thoughts, childhood inspiration), all delivered with an infectious ease.

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For New Listeners:
Expect to feel like you just sat in on a fast, wild group chat—messy, sentimental, a little too honest, and never apologetic.

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Transcript

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[Josiah]

Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. We have a special guest.

[Enya]

You'll never guess who it is.

[Paul Verze]

Oh,

[Josiah]

the whole world shook. They felt that in Indonesia. Watch out, a tsunami's come in. Josiah walking in.

[Kai]

It wasn't that big of a jump. Not that big. Really nice welcome for your guest. Wow, that's very nice. I'm back.

[Josiah]

Well, we have something to talk about now that all four of us are in the same room because it's been really freaking me out because you two are the only two that use the bathroom off the podcast studio. That's what I'm saying. You and Kai are the only two. No, he does not.

[Kai]

He does. He pee all the time.

[Josiah]

I know he pees in his fucking toilet because he doesn't flush it. I walked by yesterday, it smelled like a men's restroom at a, like a LA baseball game. Josh's. Josh's bathroom. But I got to the bottom of it. His parents house that he's at half of the time has automatic flushing toilets. So he just walks away.

[Enya]

But anyways, awful because that means that Josh, for the most part, is not just a. A menace to his own living space, he's a menace to society. Yeah, like wherever he goes, the pee will not go away. When he goes, the pee stays.

[Josiah]

But anyways, I walk into that bathroom today to water the plant that Josiah is sitting on right now. It's up his ass, if y' all were curious.

[Kai]

It hurts.

[Josiah]

But I wanted to water it because it hadn't gotten light or water in probably over a year. Shocking. It's still alive.

[Kai]

It really is. Because also. That one's from the apartment. No, from 1304.

[Josiah]

Yeah, it's from 1304 big did it Natalie make the vase Natalie, We've had it forever. But anyways, I go in that bathroom, I turn around, there's a trash bag in there. Used fucking clobs of toilet paper are sitting in the trash can with Brown on it. Kai, Josiah, explain yourselves.

[Kai]

I take dookies in there. I do. This is my case, I'm making my case. I make dookies in there because I'm like okay, yeah, here I go. Going to one of yalls bathrooms to stick out.

[Enya]

Yeah, I simply wouldn't allow it.

[Kai]

It's the boiler room. Like it's like we would to do it in there.

[Enya]

I would let you poop in my bathroom. I feel like I've let you poop in my bathroom before.

[Josiah]

I don't like pooping in.

[Kai]

I'd rather go to that one.

[Enya]

I'd let you poop in my bathroom.

[Josiah]

Pooping in Enya's bathroom is really bad because the flush power on her toilet like oh it will for like 75% of the time leave a turd behind like you don't know for certain. I've walked into your bathroom, turd floating in the toilet, didn't know it was flush. No toilet paper by the way. No toilet paper.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

So that means.

[Josiah]

And yet either doesn't wipe her ass or the toilet paper happens to go down the toilet without it or yeah,

[Kai]

or her hole eats the paper because

[Josiah]

it is like a vacuum, it's really, it's really suction but Kai, explain yourself.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I didn't flush the toilet paper because. Do you guys have any idea how much water a data center uses?

[Enya]

What is that?

[Kai]

How does that have to do with anything here? Well so are you like preserving water

[Enya]

for the data centers?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Well so they're building a lot of data centers and that's really bad for the environment. So what we have to do is we have to do stuff on our own. We have to think globally, act locally.

[Josiah]

Oh it's like using paper straws instead of plastic straws so the billionaires can fly their jets all over the world.

[Kai]

Yeah, they place the blame on us.

[Enya]

Trickle down economics and what they're doing is very smart.

[Josiah]

It's very smart actually.

[Kai]

But it's also very dangerous.

[Josiah]

It's very smart but it's also very dangerous.

[Enya]

And they get to put the, the like concern onto society so then they get to like

[Josiah]

our job.

[Enya]

Okay, but why is it take care

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

of the planet, not the three corporations?

[Kai]

Okay, so you're admitting to it?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah, I wiped my Ass. I threw it in the trash can because I want to fix everything, but it stinks, Kai.

[Josiah]

It really. The poopy on the unironically. There were flies coming out of the trash can and I was like, literally. This is hilarious.

[Enya]

The liquid ass guy sprayed liquid ass.

[Dani Shapiro]

That was actually.

[Kai]

I was here for that.

[Josiah]

I don't know if I was on

[Kai]

the episode or I was just in the room. Kai. It smelled. I could not believe that you did

[Enya]

that so bad for so long. This room does have, like a smell to it that's really jarring.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah.

[Kai]

I think it's because it's right off

[Josiah]

the bathroom with turds. Just on the trash can and then our garbage pile.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

When I did that prank, I. I really did think I got in trouble for a second.

[Josiah]

Yeah, you felt it.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Cuz I was spraying the out of it.

[Kai]

I could not believe it. I could not believe that you did.

[Enya]

Literally was the first time in my whole life somebody I came cuz. Also, like, you explained enough that it was like, still hanging in the air kind of.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah, it was kind of foggy in there.

[Josiah]

I thought Kai just pulled down his pants and then pulled them back up and the smell came from his balls.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah. Yeah. I do famously have a very stinky clam.

[Enya]

Anyway, Josiah has a single and a music video out. Josiah, how do you feel about it?

[Josiah]

And I'm in the COVID Drew actually

[Kai]

is in the COVID I know.

[Enya]

And he can't help but mention everyone. Every single time it's come up in casual conversations with a random person, he's like. And I was on set because I

[Kai]

was on the COVID and it actually was an accident. Drew was trying to get out of the shot and.

[Josiah]

Well, no, it was kind of on purpose, baby. I'm not gonna lie.

[Kai]

Well, it looked good because it was like he. You got him in motion and he kind of just looks like a guy.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

It's hard to not get him in the shot.

[Kai]

Well, yeah, he's everywhere.

[Enya]

Everywhere but home.

[Kai]

Drew, it's okay. It's not a big deal.

[Paul Verze]

Whoa.

[Kai]

That. Can you add an effect, Cairo?

[Josiah]

That's what I wanted. I was gonna tell Kai to do that for Josiah. I was gonna make Kai do that for Josiah when you walked in, but you decided to jump in, but your single came out.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

How do you feel?

[Kai]

I feel good. I'm a really optimistic person most of the time, so I feel like, good about it.

[Josiah]

Okay.

[Enya]

What's so funny about being an optimistic person?

[Kai]

I'm very optimistic. I can be unrealistic, though. That's my Caveat. I'm like, ooh, I can be unrealistic, but I'm super optimistic. So the single is good and it's great and God has blessed me with the voice, period. I'm not wait to do an event

[Josiah]

we're doing and I'm happy. Everybody join in on the fun. We are taking Josiah's single, turning our phones all the way down to zero volume, clicking play. Make sure it's on repeat and repeat that song on zero volume all day long. If everybody does that, Josiah will get a $10 million record deal.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Well, Josiah, it's on my sex and

[Kai]

then we're all going to eat.

[Josiah]

Oh, so that's why it has so many streams.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

That's why it has so many streams because I'd be going for hours.

[Kai]

And that's how you save so much on editors.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Editors. On editors.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Actually, can I. Okay. Everyone knows about the editors conversation. Kai, you know about that, right? Like, I was like, oh, Ellen saves money on editors. Of course I didn't bring that up on the podcast. These two jackasses decided to tell everybody my business.

[Josiah]

What the fuck?

[Kai]

But really, I mean, it was.

[Enya]

You be hanging around mad old people

[Kai]

and you can tell like, okay, okay.

[Josiah]

Putting his phone up to.

[Kai]

I was watching Kai Sanat streamer University video. I'll love to Kaisernat the editing was questionable. I was like, okay, he has so much money. Why. Why is he saving money on editors and also sound editing? I was like, what is going on? He's running a multi million dollar huge production. What happened when it came to the editing and I was sitting there with Josh and I was like, listen, I know I have a past of saying this but like, it's not crazy to think that maybe he saved a bit of his.

[Josiah]

Probably saved money on editors.

[Kai]

I have actual audio proof and I'll just play it. Okay. Kaisernance new video has really bad editing and really bad audio editing video. It looks like shit for somebody who has so much money. And I'm guessing that's probably how he saves money. So. Josh Defect is a good point. I feel like it doesn't look like shit, but I will say he's probably cutting some. Like he's not spending as much as he could for sure. And he's probably. It's probably financially motivated, so. So he's saving money. Yeah. On editors. I don't know about

[Josiah]

two things.

[Kai]

Two things.

[Enya]

Two things did that out of him.

[Josiah]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Like you literally.

[Josiah]

You're creepy. We got to secretly recording him.

[Dani Shapiro]

Yeah.

[Kai]

He didn't know I Was recording five things.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah, we have to define evidence because that. That's not evidence. We just. Yeah, that was.

[Josiah]

That's extortion.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Making someone very uncomfortable and scared.

[Kai]

No, it wasn't their own home.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

In my.

[Kai]

Was at my house. That was at my house.

[Enya]

That's even worse.

[Josiah]

You lured him to your home secretly recording.

[Kai]

He has to come over. He was really excited to come over. And we were watching it. He actually put the fucking video on. And that should be enough to prove that maybe I'm not that crazy. I'm actually a little bit smart here when it comes to editing.

[Josiah]

You are a little smart. But for the people that don't know. Years and years and years and years and years ago, Josiah, we were watching, like, Ellen's game show. And very seriously, he goes, damn. Like, Ellen's like, saving money on editors. Like, it looks like shit. And like, I can give you the exact. Yeah, give the exact.

[Kai]

I said, well, the reason Ellen is,

[Enya]

well, how do you think she's so rich?

[Kai]

How do you think she's so rich she doesn't spend jack shit on editors?

[Josiah]

And he was being dead serious. And so that has become like a joke for the last decade in our friend group.

[Kai]

And I said it, and it was dead.

[Josiah]

It was horrible.

[Kai]

You can hear.

[Enya]

You know what's worse is I remember that day so clearly. That was in the old apartment where I had gotten these shitty, like, white blackout curtains. And I'm using quote marks there because they were literally just fudgeing like mat.

[Kai]

Did we have them up with the books at that point?

[Enya]

Yeah, it was like hung up all poorly tape. And we were all like, super hungover.

[Josiah]

We were for real living like shit. We were living like dog shit. Like, we had curtains hung up by, like, couch broken. So when you sat on it, you slid off curtains hung up with books. Like, the window was never cleaned. We cleaned it because, like, there were bubbles between the glass panes. Like, it was crazy.

[Kai]

And we chose that. We really were like, are we talking

[Josiah]

about, like, I'm talking about both places.

[Kai]

Well, we're frugal.

[Enya]

Yeah, but you know, I know. I don't even think it's that. I was just talking about this yesterday. I was genuinely obsessed with the second place we lived in. Like, I always was like, this is a great place.

[Josiah]

That was dog.

[Enya]

You can. You can vouch for me. I always was like, this is a really nice apartment. And it was and is.

[Kai]

I love it.

[Josiah]

I loved it. I thought it was cursed ever since I was attacked in my own home by a Dire shape people. I don't. I mean, I'm sure we talked about it, but someone went under our house and lit our house on fire. Like, by the way, it might have been haunted.

[Enya]

I think we talked about that. It was like one time I was home alone. I went to go take a shower. The water wasn't running, and I was like, that's weird. And then I went to the sink and the water wasn't working. I was like, okay, I guess the water's off. And I was like, 2021. I was like, I'm not calling nobody about this. I'm just going to sit around and hope it turns back on. And I went and sat around and then got a call from my landlord after hearing my neighbor talk about, like, being scared. Called and was like, oh, yeah, come outside. Because, like, the water got shut off. And then they had found that somebody had gone under the house and tried to start a fire and shut off the water on our side of the building.

[Kai]

Little did we know that person was actually me.

[Josiah]

I. We find out. And who drank the Red Bull?

[Kai]

Girl, don't bring that up. I mean, we know that that person is not in this room. I know.

[Enya]

Like, there's a weird part. Actually, no, I think. I think Christian.

[Josiah]

Yeah, it was not me, Kai. That was weird.

[Kai]

What?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Wait, did you guys talk about Sauron winning? Or do you guys want to talk about something else besides the fire thing?

[Kai]

Sauron Mandani.

[Enya]

We talked like that.

[Kai]

He won. That happened a while ago.

[Josiah]

That's why the lights blue, baby.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I just don't want to talk about the fire thing anymore if you guys want to just move on because.

[Enya]

Oh, that was you.

[Kai]

Why don't you want to talk about the fire thing, Kai?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

What is this? What is this?

[Kai]

It's an SD card, bro. We didn't even know that.

[Enya]

Why were you doing that?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

What is.

[MC Jen]

Drew.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Do you know what this is?

[Josiah]

That's an SD card. Why did you light our house on fire and turn the water off?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Kai]

Okay. I guess we just leave it at that.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah, because I didn't. I didn't do that. I didn't break in later and try and put stuff in Drew's butt, but he had a knife, and I couldn't get. I couldn't get close enough because he had a knife, so it doesn't matter. But anyway, do you remember this grooming child?

[Kai]

Yes.

[Josiah]

Was that also you, Kai? Abducting children? Dude, that one was crazy. Yeah, that one really was crazy.

[Kai]

There Was video of it. And it was like.

[Enya]

This

[Josiah]

sounded like we were so schizophrenic. It sounded like they said in his name.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Oh, my God, that one.

[Kai]

Chills. We were so bored back then.

[Josiah]

For real, bro.

[Enya]

Calm down. We were so bored back then.

[Kai]

Literally, we're bored.

[Enya]

Josiah was here two days ago, and I was bleaching Lucas's hair and he was playing. He was going between playing chess and Fortnite while Drew scrolled on his phone and, like, went.

[Josiah]

I wasn't scrolling on my phone, baby. I was playing TikTok. In game or in TikTok? Game.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, that's true. He was. He was. He was actually doing.

[Enya]

Which honestly is worse because I forgot that part.

[Kai]

Yeah, no, he's basically.

[Enya]

He's. He's micro dosing, like, gambling. Like, he's microdosing gambling right now.

[Josiah]

But I'm not actually spending money.

[Enya]

I know.

[Josiah]

And I know that though this boy I grew up with showed me that he could come at the age of eight.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

He showed you?

[Josiah]

Well, no. Okay, so this guy stopped typing so fast.

[Enya]

No.

[Josiah]

Okay, so here's the story. It actually ends quite sad because I lost a friend, but

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

then he killed himself.

[Josiah]

Yeah, well, it is the same guy that I found hanging in the closet.

[Dani Shapiro]

No.

[Josiah]

Sort of. God.

[Enya]

Okay, but he didn't kill himself.

[Josiah]

No, but I didn't lose him as a friend. I lost my best friend because. Just let me get to the point. Okay, so basically what happened is I was hanging out at his house. It was just me and him. He was like, oh, by the way, like, this weird white stuff is coming out of my penis. And at the time, I knew what coming was. He didn't. And I was like, ooh, show me. I was eight years old. I was like, I want to see. So he goes to the bathroom, jerks off, can't come, and then goes to his mom the next day and is sobbing and is like, white stuff is coming out of my dick. I don't know what to do. She's like, baby, baby, baby, it's okay. Not going to answer your questions now. You're eight years old, but you'll learn what it is. But it's okay. Well, I'm playing basketball at the courts in my neighborhood with that guy and a couple older boys. And then my best friend at the time comes up. We play Pokemon together.

[Kai]

We like.

[Josiah]

He was like my best friend. He ate hot dogs and Cheez its. That was his only diet. I was friends with autistic kids.

[Kai]

He ate hot dogs and Cheez itself.

[Enya]

The attributes you choose to show the significance of the relationship.

[Kai]

He ate hot dogs and cheeses.

[Josiah]

Pokemon hot dogs and cheeses. Oh, he also actually, guys, I'm fucking it up. He would eat malto meal for breakfast every morning. He would eat malto meal.

[Kai]

My mom would.

[Josiah]

And his mom played bookworm crazy. Like she was like a superstar. Like it was so sick. And then I would hide under their dining room table because his father was really scary and alcoholic and would scream. He was also my T ball coach. And he yelled at me. And I cried one day because he yelled at me.

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[Enya]

And just then, we felt the plane turn in the air. So much so that the bags that were under people's seats just kind of flew into the aisle.

[Dani Shapiro]

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[Kai]

My daughter, she's pretending she doesn't know, but is trying to cook and feed

[Dani Shapiro]

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[Podcast Host]

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[Dani Shapiro]

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[Josiah]

It's that and then there's everything else.

[Paul Verze]

He would just shout one line and it would murder.

[Josiah]

Marie, lunch.

[Paul Verze]

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[Josiah]

It was great.

[Paul Verze]

The guy on Penn State, we were on the field, field, and the player thought Joe was his former coach. And he hugged him, and he hugged him and Joe just went with it. The guy goes, what are you doing here, coach?

[Josiah]

And Joe just goes.

[Kai]

And you walk in and it is bananas. I mean, it's a feast for the eyes.

[Josiah]

And I was like, it's like, it's

[Kai]

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[Kai]

Ah, we made it.

[Josiah]

We made it.

[Paul Verze]

Yeah.

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[Josiah]

You know, I'm like, I know these

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[Kai]

Did you walk up to the gate?

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[Kai]

Hey, open the gate.

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[Kai]

Oh, wait. When you were a gay kid, it was probably T ball.

[Josiah]

No, it was really giving tea balls. Emphasis on the balls.

[Kai]

Let me see those balls. Are they too? Anyways, anyways.

[Josiah]

Anyways, my best friend, he's, like, a few years older than me. He comes up and he's like, you asked Slider to jerk off and show him come? And I was like. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. And he was like, you're a. Aren't you, drew? And I was like, no, no.

[Kai]

And then I ran home, and I never. I, like, literally could cry.

[Josiah]

I never spoke to him again. Still to this day, if I was

[Enya]

there, I'm not kidding.

[Kai]

He's not gay.

[Enya]

I would know, bitch.

[Josiah]

I would have swung in her cookie monster pajamas. He's not gay.

[Enya]

I would have swung. What grade was that?

[Josiah]

I was eight, so.

[Enya]

Oh, bitch. Yeah, I would have swung. I was already mad.

[Josiah]

No, and he was. He was like. He was. He was 11 or 12.

[Kai]

Oh, he was like, weird. As for hanging out with you, anyways.

[Josiah]

Because he's way older. Yeah. But he was like, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.

[Kai]

You should.

[Josiah]

And if you. If you said anything about hot dogs, Cheez its, and Monto meal, he would have, like, gone ape on you. Like, that was a pressure point for him. His dad.

[Enya]

And this is the Pokemon guy.

[Josiah]

Yeah, this was the Pokemon guy. His dad.

[Kai]

His dad.

[Josiah]

But his dad was also kind of sweet and inspired me to, like, create because we would. Would be in his room when we were like, probably, like, 6 and 8 or whatever. 6 and 9.

[Kai]

6, 7.

[Josiah]

And he would come in there, put us to bed, and he would say, like, describe a monster and I'll draw it. And I just remember these drawings, like, in my head forever. Like, whoa. You can, like, create Things from people's words. And it was really, really pivotal moment in my childhood. That night, me and my friend that called me a later slept in the same bed. He pissed the bed with me in it, and I woke up wet. And then he fucking blamed it on me. Still to this day, they think I pissed the bed. It was that motherfucker that pissed the bed.

[Kai]

I don't know. It's on the camera.

[Josiah]

It was not me that pissed the bed, motherfucker. And you know it, motherfucker. It was not me. And then the kid I found hanging in the closet slept on my swing, pissed on my mom's leather chair.

[Kai]

Everyone was pissing in that town.

[Josiah]

And then he threw my. He broke my iPad.

[Enya]

Feeding y', all, bro.

[Kai]

In that town. Peeing everywhere.

[Josiah]

I know. Pizza leaving piss everywhere.

[Kai]

Where'd you grow up? You're in town, y'. All. We need to get these numbers up because I need to be doing interviews where I can talk about how I'm an optimistic, confident person.

[Josiah]

Get the numbers up. If you want to see Josiah on Genius, bro.

[Enya]

But you can't pull a stunt leg, be like, did y' all see Epstein? Then you wouldn't be able to be optimistic.

[Josiah]

Crazy, because they're gonna get you.

[Kai]

Well, I don't care. You know what? I was at an event recently where I kind of thought. I was like, there was, like, some high profile people there, and I was like, you know what I'm talking about?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

At this event. We just. We had to look Demi Lovato directly in the eyes and explain that Josiah was straight.

[Josiah]

Yeah. Also Adela. Also Sky Ferreira. Sky Ferreira didn't believe Kai was straight, by the way.

[Kai]

He.

[Josiah]

She was like, so everyone in our car, our Uber over, was straight? And I was like, yes. I'm being serious.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

She couldn't believe it.

[Josiah]

She couldn't believe it.

[Kai]

I sit down at a table here, and I'm like, listen, the single had come out that night. I really wanted to get out the house.

[Josiah]

And I was repeating it on silent.

[Kai]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, you were. That, like, didn't get me in my mouth.

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[Kai]

Come on.

[Josiah]

Yummy. Guys, we gotta get it to you.

[Kai]

You can't be completely silent, though. It has to be one volume bar.

[Josiah]

Oh, really? If silent doesn't count, none of my streams counted.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

You know, it's on my sex playlist. And I go for hours.

[Kai]

Well, basically.

[Josiah]

And he has bodies.

[Enya]

Is that the only song in there, though?

[Kai]

Because the bodies, right? And Left Hand and a dildo. And a dildo. But basically, what I'm saying is, I wanted to go out, man. Chat gbt.

[Josiah]

I'm becoming too gay. I can't catch things.

[Kai]

Chat gay by trans, period. I didn't never realize that.

[Enya]

Subliminal.

[Josiah]

No, it's GPT.

[Kai]

No, it's ChatGPT. Silly.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

ChatGPT.

[Josiah]

Wait, who are you talking about? G. Y' all have G. What is G?

[Enya]

Chat GPT.

[Josiah]

G. I have ghp. Oh.

[Kai]

Basically, what had happened was I sat down at this table.

[Enya]

They're bad enough to waste a no song.

[Kai]

Well, no, I think maybe they don't like me. And they're like, we gotta take them out.

[Josiah]

They love you.

[Enya]

Actually, I'm not kidding. Something I thought about today and I went to go write it down in my notes while I was backing out of lot, but I used voice to text. My car got towed again yesterday. This morning I woke up, I went to LA Dot. I got a release form. I went to the. I walked to the toilet. LA dot. Like, what is it?

[Kai]

Anyone say it? La Dot. That's some fancy store she went to this morning.

[Enya]

Because I'm not giving you all my syllables, you dumb. I wasted enough breath walking from there to.

[Josiah]

And I could smell it.

[Enya]

I went, I got my freaking car. And then I took it to the dealership. And then they were like, we don't do service here. You need to go here. And I was like, actually, before I took it to the dealership, I took it to get an oil change because that car was like a thousand miles over.

[Josiah]

I got an oil change, too.

[Kai]

Mine was also a thousand.

[Paul Verze]

Yeah.

[Enya]

I was like, I don't want to take it to the dealership. Because I'm like, not.

[Kai]

Dude, we meant to own this car, okay?

[Enya]

This car already has, like, that hit in it I never got fixed. And I'm about to take it to the dealership where they're gonna really look at this hoe. Because it's not min.

[Kai]

Are you leasing it?

[Enya]

Yeah. I was like, oh, let me go get the oil change. I took a hour.

[Josiah]

Mind you. Mind you, the guy that hit Enya's car in. Yeah.

[Enya]

Had the opportunity to play.

[Josiah]

Yeah. The. The video of me saying. What did I say? I looked all gray and weird.

[Enya]

There's just something to me, like, okay, first, what did I say?

[Josiah]

Kai, do you remember you.

[Enya]

I think you literally go, yeah, there's some.

[Josiah]

Some weird. The videos out there. But I was literally gray and, like, looked emaciated and cr. Um. Oh, oh, oh. See, there it goes. Don't break it for real, because I love that piece no, no, no.

[Kai]

I know. I don't think I'm going to. I think I weigh a good amount.

[Josiah]

Um, but the guy that hit in his car said he would pay to fix in his car. But I think the time has passed.

[Enya]

Okay, first of all, it's like the first bump on my car was after I did two valet scenarios, and I hadn't looked at the car before after, because I'm not the type of bitch to, like, check somebody even if they fucked up my car. I'm not going to be like, hey, like. Like, now what? Like, that's a up. That's, like, waiting to happen. These people are meant to rush around cars all day. So that happened. I was like, whatever. I guess I'll just get that fixed eventually. And then the other hit happened. And in my head, I'm like, what am I going to do? Hunt this random freak who's whipping around the corner at, like, 10am probably rushing to his job, and I'm going to be like, yo, dude, you owe me 1500 right now. I need to get this fixed. Like, I don't want to hunt someone down. So I decide to take the L in the sense that that will it probably harm my credit and reputability in terms of future leasing experiences? Possibly. Is that a way I'm willing to bear? Yes.

[Kai]

But you'll save money.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

What would I.

[Josiah]

Your arm looks big.

[Enya]

But basically, I don't have my car right now. It is at the office, and I got told I would receive a text that it got like. Like, like, oh, it's there. And then I never got a text, so I don't think the man heard my phone number correctly. So I think after this, I'm going to have to just call because so

[Kai]

some other person's going to come pick up your car and be like, I got a free car.

[Enya]

I'm not kidding.

[Josiah]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Enya]

You left, like, a little.

[Josiah]

So basically, me and Inya went to Rosalia with Calvin Klein the other night, and it was legitimately, like, obviously, like, Renaissance is better. Like, that Alex G concert we went to to in upstate New York. Like, that was a very special experience. But I would put that as, like, top three concert I've ever been to in my entire life. Like, it was like, when the album first came out, like, I was like, oh, I can appreciate the art. This is a masterpiece magnum opus. Like, this is a really, really special body of work. But, like, is it something I'm gonna listen to, like, regularly? Not really. There's a couple songs that are in rotation. But how I was describing it to people is like, oh, like when someone, like, tells you to watch a movie and they're like, do not watch it on your iPhone. Do not watch it on your laptop. You have to see it in theaters or on a big screen. Like, do not watch it on your phone. That's how I feel about this album. I'm like, this album was made to

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[Josiah]

And it was. Was incredible. It was beautiful. Like, I was like, oh, art is real, baby. Like, we're so back. Like, people are creating things and, like, have passion and I don't know, it was very inspiring. And, like, if you have the chance, go to the concert. Thank you, Calvin Klein, for bringing me an Inya. Because it was unforgettable.

[Enya]

So crazy. Also, I had taken, like a high dose of edibles.

[Josiah]

Six. Six of them.

[Enya]

Or I took like 60 milligrams because I was like, oh, okay. It's like a two hour concert. I'm not going to be able to smoke. Like, it. I'll just like, I'll do that. And then when we sat down, I was sat in this, like, box thing that Calvin Klein had a few of us in. And I was sat right behind a panel of glass that it was exactly shaped like this stage. It was like the little rectangle. And I literally can kept scooching over to Drew and being like, I'm looking through the looking glass right now.

[Kai]

I can't stop feeling like I'm watching tv.

[Enya]

And then.

[Josiah]

And I was going to sit there, but you made me scoot over to the middle. I didn't forget that. Wow. Yeah.

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[Enya]

Oh, yeah. So that you weren't seeing through. Well, because I was really worried. I was like, oh, my God. If I'm seeing through the glass, if I'm looking through the looking glass, Drew is seeing half glass, half glass, half irregular.

[Josiah]

But also, Inya drank a cut water and was faded, prostheted to oblivion.

[Kai]

She. She came home. She was like, yeah, I'm drunk. And I was like, what? She was like, yeah, I'm drunk. You want to play Fortnite?

[Josiah]

She was lit, guys.

[Enya]

And I did not expect that to happen.

[Kai]

Like hot water.

[Enya]

I had a few sips of one and I was like, okay, okay, that's a vibe. And then I had a glass of champagne and I was like, okay, I do not want this. It's actually going to make me fucking. Actually, it's just going to make me burp. Because anything.

[Kai]

It's a water weight.

[Enya]

Yes. Okay. Yeah.

[Kai]

So I'M going to start floating. I guess.

[Josiah]

I think we should put the buses 16ft in the sky.

[Enya]

Oh. Anyway, yeah, I got fucked up. And that concert was so amazing. I really want to see it again.

[Kai]

Me too.

[Josiah]

We're going tonight.

[Kai]

We are.

[Josiah]

I'm buying me and Josiah a ticket.

[Kai]

You're not coming.

[Enya]

Oh, and I could kill myself.

[Josiah]

No, you're coming with us.

[Kai]

You guys went without me last time. Yeah, let's have the conversation.

[Josiah]

And I went to Ariana.

[Paul Verze]

Wait.

[Enya]

Okay, I have to read the note. I know. And we know you did that bitch. And we know.

[Josiah]

Have you noticed that I have not talked about that concept?

[Kai]

That's true, that's true. You've been good about it.

[Josiah]

Yeah, I did not want to. I did not want to rub it in.

[Enya]

Okay, this. When I was backing out from getting my oil change, I was doing a voice to note thing because I wanted to talk about this. And it says an intrusive OCD thought that I have a combative thought against it is that ever since I found out about people drinking, drugging people's drinks, I. No matter where, what time of day, who, what where? Oh my God. There was a crap.

[Josiah]

You had a stroke while you started

[Kai]

the people do the drinks.

[Enya]

I started getting confused because there was a crash happening in the last few words. It's like, who? What? Like wait, there was a crash and then I stopped my car.

[Josiah]

Wait, but what was the original thought?

[Enya]

I hadn't reread it since like I was driving.

[Josiah]

I know you're scared of your drink being spiked.

[Enya]

So an ongoing thing in my head is since I found out about that, it does not just abide to like alcohol. Like in my head, anything I'm drinking from, I'm like. That is literally territory for destroying my life. And like, like territory.

[Kai]

This is my territory.

[Josiah]

Wait, what's territorying?

[Kai]

I think terror.

[Josiah]

What's the new one we came up with?

[Kai]

Complicated.

[Josiah]

Yeah, complicated. My family dynamics is very complicated.

[Kai]

My family dynamics is very complicated. You're jumping over conclusions.

[Josiah]

Obviously you're pissing me on.

[Kai]

You're pissing on me.

[Josiah]

But there was one about dynamics. We had like, we.

[Kai]

Dynamics.

[Josiah]

Oh, dynamic, dynamic, dynamic.

[Kai]

My family. Dynamic, dynamicies.

[Josiah]

But I like what you just said better kinda.

[Kai]

Dynamics, dynamics. My family here is not healthy, favorable.

[Josiah]

It's complicated, flavorable. But no, it's complicated.

[Kai]

Very complicated. Very complicated.

[Enya]

Okay, but I thought was. I thought people were always out to drug me. Like it literally, I don't know what it is. It was just like an OCD thought. But today I Had that. And then it made me laugh because something that I had to tell myself before I was on medication is every time I would freak out like, that this would be like, if I didn't stand next to, like, the bar at that. Not even just an alcohol bar. Like, if it's like a cafe and the barista puts my coffee down for two minutes and I do not see it before I put a lid on, I will genuinely. I. I will not.

[Kai]

I don't.

[Enya]

Not

[Kai]

me when I'm a donut me

[Josiah]

when I'm a cop.

[Kai]

I donut me.

[Enya]

After seeing the video of Ariana Grande licking the donut. And then somebody asks, she.

[Kai]

I do not. She was ahead of the curve. She was talking about all this, oh, I hate America.

[Josiah]

This dumpster.

[Kai]

And everyone was like, how.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Wait, did she get, like, mini cancelled for saying she doesn't like America?

[Josiah]

It wasn't left.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

So weird. What a different time people were at that point.

[Kai]

I think Obama was still president, so people were still decently proud to be American.

[Enya]

I think that would still make it to the news now.

[Josiah]

Well, yeah, like Fox News News, but that doesn't count.

[Kai]

I think you don't watch Fox News.

[Enya]

I think even, like, all I watch

[Kai]

247 loop.

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[Josiah]

What?

[Enya]

But basically, the way I used to make myself feel better, especially in the daytime, was like, that's okay. The worst thing that'll happen is, like, I'm getting away from the person who

[Josiah]

drugged me, and you're getting faded. Josiah's writing the Sibian right now. Sorry, the Howard Stern Sibian?

[Enya]

What is that?

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So where did.

[Kai]

When did you go?

[Josiah]

Wait, we're like Gen Z, Howard Stern.

[Kai]

You're Howard Enya's Robin. And I'm definitely one of the porn stars that they bring on and make

[Josiah]

fun of the Sibian and Kai.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I'm the Sibian. I'm the Sibian.

[Josiah]

Kai's the Sibian in question.

[Kai]

I'm the camera.

[Josiah]

You know, Robin Quivers.

[Enya]

I do not know who the fuck you are.

[Josiah]

She's a goat. She's literally, like, actually cool.

[Kai]

She said a lot of questionable things about women in the industry. Like when they would always pile up on Britney and everything. So like them to an extent. But, like, she's really funny and I love her voice. I could listen to my voice forever. Howard. I don't care. Light him on fire. Drop a shipping container on his head. I literally.

[Enya]

I don't know either of them, but

[Kai]

Robin, she's the goat.

[Enya]

All of Robin quivers. Robin thick Robin quivers. Quivers being your last name is just

[Josiah]

kind of a bar, especially for Howard Stern. Like, that being your last name, too is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Kai]

He'd bring porn stars on and be like, all right, take your tops off and get in the mud. Mud wrestle.

[Josiah]

Mud wrestle.

[Enya]

Have we explained mud wrestle? Yeah, I think we did. I defended mud.

[Podcast Host]

Russell.

[Kai]

We basic. Oh, yeah, we talked about it in the Taco Bell video. That's where we talked about it.

[Josiah]

Go stream Tuesday at Taco Bell.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, we're back on YouTube, baby. Afternoon at Arby's.

[Josiah]

Yeah, afternoon.

[Enya]

Say we're back on YouTube. Just because you posted one video.

[Paul Verze]

One video.

[Enya]

There's, like, things like, uploaded, like, ready to go, guys?

[Josiah]

We're doing afternoon at Arby's tomorrow.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah.

[Kai]

And you're super excited. She owns Arby's. She owns one of the franchises.

[Enya]

I have equity in Arby's.

[Kai]

She does. And I have equity in Spotify. Hulu. Spotify. And, well, Hulu, that's a whole different story. I don't want to get into that, though.

[Enya]

Yeah, well, Hulu was kind of up. Hulu was your first heartbreak, in a way.

[Kai]

Yeah, Hulu. Heartbreak break. But what was I gonna say? Oh, I met Demi Lovato, man.

[Josiah]

I know.

[Kai]

I sat down at this table, and if you know me, you know, it's really hard to leave me speechless. It's very rare that I will stop talking. I sat down. I look up. She's right there. She's like, I'm Demi.

[Josiah]

It was really amazing.

[Kai]

I almost said, yeah, I know. That is my number one. When she came back, I rode so fucking hard for her on Facebook. I posted. I was like, she's back. She's the strongest person we, like, we. We need to be supporting her. I'm surprised I didn't make a fan page. I couldn't believe that I was sitting there right with her.

[Enya]

I mean, yeah, the fact that you

[Kai]

can speak, the fact that you control

[Enya]

someone is like, that says so much.

[MC Jen]

No.

[Kai]

What were you saying?

[Enya]

Skyscraper.

[Josiah]

But no, you were saying something about skyscraper on Facebook.

[Kai]

Like, oh, when that video came out, I, like, posted the out of it. I was like, yeah, this is my go.

[Enya]

His ass was literally telling people.

[Kai]

She's like, I mean, it makes two tattoos.

[Josiah]

Why? Sky Ferreira thought you were gay.

[Kai]

Her, I don't even give a. Whoa.

[Enya]

I have nighttime my time tattooed. Pipe. Pipe down.

[Kai]

No, but, you know, I'm all love to her. But her, you know, that's my competition. Now I'm putting music out, y', all, so. Y' all gotta start acting like this too.

[Josiah]

And I did. I who I did have a word with Steve Lacy.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, Steve Lacy decides to chart block me same day. Say, I'm gonna put this single out. Hey, how about this? Go yourself, motherfucker. How about that? And also, same to you, sombre Denver. And also Sombers. And also Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodriguez. There we go.

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[Dani Shapiro]

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[Enya]

And just then, we felt the plane turn in the air. So much so that the bags that were under people seeds just kind of flew into the aisle.

[Dani Shapiro]

Each week, we dive headfirst into the complex power of secrecy. How it shapes our identities and relationships and how it ultimately can reveal to us our truest selves.

[Kai]

My daughter, she's pretending she doesn't know,

[Podcast Host]

but is trying to cook and feed

[Dani Shapiro]

me and keep me alive because I

[Podcast Host]

wasn't eating anything and me pretending like everything was fine.

[Dani Shapiro]

He kind of shoved me out of the way and said, move. And he. He went out the front door and he jumped in a car and drove off. And that was the last time I saw him. Listen to season 14 of Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Paul Verze]

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[Josiah]

It's that and then there's everything thing up.

[Paul Verze]

He would just shout one line and it would murder.

[Josiah]

Marie, lunch.

[Paul Verze]

Let's talk about the best moments that we had on the road. I would love a cocktail. Dude. Joker, get last row, middle seat on a Southwest Airlines flight. Joe, how was your fight?

[Josiah]

It was great.

[Paul Verze]

The guy, we were on the field and the player thought Joe is his former coach. And he hugged him and hugged him, and Joe just went with it.

[Josiah]

The guy goes, what are you doing here?

[Paul Verze]

Coaching?

[Enya]

Joe just goes.

[Kai]

And you walk in and it is bananas. I mean, it's a feast for the eyes.

[Josiah]

And I was like, it's like, it's

[Kai]

not my thing either, but we're here.

[Paul Verze]

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[Podcast Host]

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[MC Jen]

You said to me, yo, you know, keep at it. Cause you let me rap for you. It was magical. For all of us, they were, ah, we made it.

[Kai]

We made it.

[Paul Verze]

We can't.

[MC Jen]

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[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Let me think.

[Kai]

Did you walk up to the gate?

[MC Jen]

That was me.

[Enya]

That was you?

[MC Jen]

That was me the day we found out that you and the whole crew was at Hit Factory. The mission was to get me to go to the gate, start freestyling and see if I could get in the studio. I'm rapping and then suddenly I hear a voice.

[Kai]

Hey, open the gate.

[Podcast Host]

Let.

[MC Jen]

Let him in the gate. Slowly went. They all there watching and they watch me walk into there. And that is a moment that I will remember for the rest of my life. Listen. And last but not least, with McGin on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Kai]

She all depressed, but I'm like, I need to put a song out. How about a little bit for me, y'?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

All?

[Josiah]

What inspired your song?

[Enya]

Give him a slice of the cake.

[Josiah]

Sorry, I wasn't supposed to.

[Kai]

She hit me. Basically. What inspired the song, it was written in like December of last year. It was a lot of the lyric and the shit on because it's. I'll say it here. It's. It's not announced yet, but it's leading up to ep obviously. But a lot of it was based off like the lyric was based off old journal entries from like 2021 when I was like in an awful relationship. Cuz now I'm like happy and like content. So I'm like, what the fuck am I about to write about? You know, most of the EP is about that cuz it's just old.

[Enya]

That was our streamer University.

[Josiah]

No, Liz.

[Kai]

It was very interesting. But yeah, y. There's a music video.

[Josiah]

Is it your favorite song you ever made?

[Kai]

No.

[Josiah]

What's your favorite song you ever made?

[Kai]

Another one on the ep. The like inner Ludy one. Because I'm like, that's nice.

[Josiah]

Oh yeah, it's nice.

[Kai]

Sounds nice.

[Josiah]

I'm gonna creative direct Josiah's album Roll Out.

[Kai]

It's gonna be me with like 10 long, 10 foot long hair. Rainbow, butt naked.

[Enya]

No, no, not rainbow. Make it like peacock feathers.

[Kai]

Like he's peacocking on a boat.

[Josiah]

Because everyone did think Josiah came out as trans.

[Kai]

Yeah, no, I have several questions about that because I change Josie, which a lot of people, at least people who watch this, like know Josie is like a nickname. That's been my nickname for years and years.

[Josiah]

It's like Drew for Andrew to explain it.

[Kai]

I changed it to Josie because Josiah is too hard to pronounce, too hard to spell. It's been the bane of my existence my whole life. Josiah. Josiah. Josiah. Joshua. Joshua. It's a nightmare. And also it's so serious of a name. It's so strong and biblical and I'm like, I love that. But like let's be real. Like, Josie's a little. It's cute. Chiller.

[MC Jen]

It's cute.

[Kai]

It's normal.

[Dani Shapiro]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Josie is, like, sweet. It's easy.

[Josiah]

And we're your Pussycats.

[Kai]

Well, a fan said that. They said it in the comments. They were like, and we're the Pussycats. And I was like, wow.

[Paul Verze]

Wow.

[Enya]

That's amazing.

[Josiah]

Your audience. Y' all heard it here first. Breaking Josie's audience.

[Enya]

He will be referring to all of you as the Pussycats.

[Kai]

The Pussycats. I've been in that alley.

[Josiah]

I tell them cats. I've been in the alley. Let's talk about Tyga.

[Kai]

Wow. Anya dated Tyga for a very short.

[Josiah]

That was.

[Kai]

Have you ever talked about that?

[Enya]

It was really scary. I don't want to talk right after

[Josiah]

the car poppies with Tyga. Crazy.

[Enya]

Well, it was just like, you get treated like a vip, but by everyone except him.

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[Enya]

It's so crazy.

[Kai]

He's not a.

[Josiah]

You're not too busy catching brawls?

[Kai]

Catching brawls? Sucking. Oh,

[Paul Verze]

Dude.

[Kai]

How do you think everyone has a birthday?

[Enya]

Because there isn't enough time.

[Josiah]

I'm so confused, though. If there's 8 billion people and there's only 365 days.

[Kai]

I think about this a lot.

[Josiah]

Like, how does that work? I'm like, actually so confused.

[Kai]

I don't know. Because, like, think about it. How many people do you probably know, though? Like 300?

[Podcast Host]

Hundred?

[Josiah]

That's what I'm saying. I think the world is a lot smaller than we are leading on. There's. They've. It's these 50 square miles numbers. Yeah. It only. Whatever's in front of me is the only thing that actually exists because the world doesn't render past my.

[Kai]

Well, it would cost too much money.

[Josiah]

Also Data farm. Wait, why are they building more data farms?

[Kai]

To generate more cities, obviously. Yeah, silly. Have you ever gone on tour? Kai's been on tour. Y' all have been on tour. You see how it generates as you drive down the highway?

[Enya]

It really does.

[Kai]

The birth. Stuck in the sky. Stopped flying.

[MC Jen]

He hit it.

[Kai]

He hit a render wall. He's completely.

[Josiah]

Or you drive by a plane that's landing and it's stuck.

[Kai]

Exactly, Drew.

[Josiah]

Exactly.

[Kai]

This is what y' all need to be talking about on here More a little bit of real shit.

[Josiah]

What's another conspiracy?

[Kai]

It's never ending. That you're gay and Enya's Latina. I feel like that's not actually true. Kai, what are you supposed to.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

You're What Conspiracy? Oh, what am I?

[Kai]

Like, what are you white guy.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Like my ethnicity. You're asking me what my ethnicity is?

[Josiah]

I am. You have good eyebrows.

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[Josiah]

I wish I had bushy eyebrows.

[Kai]

Well, Kai's gorgeous.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I. Bushy. They're bushy.

[Josiah]

Shave the bushy bush. No, they're not bushy. No, they're. No, don't shave the bushy bush. Do you have a bush that's like a. It's a desirable trait?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I have a. Well, I have a very small bush.

[Josiah]

Oh, I don't seen your bush. That's actually crazy.

[Kai]

I've seen. Seen his bush.

[Josiah]

Oh, yeah.

[Paul Verze]

He.

[Josiah]

I have a forest.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

Wow.

[Podcast Host]

It's crazy.

[Enya]

I have done my very best to avoid ever seeing any semblance of a private part from you. Like, that would.

[Josiah]

Yeah, yeah.

[Enya]

He's seen it all, bro. I've, like, spread in front of you on some funny.

[Josiah]

Like, have you ever seen, like, a ball fall out of my shoulder?

[Kai]

Imagine.

[Enya]

No, I don't think so.

[Josiah]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Enya]

That would suck.

[Kai]

I've seen that.

[Josiah]

Yeah, I've seen that.

[Enya]

Why are you laughing so hard, bro?

[Kai]

Cuz I said imagine Drew. Straight after you say that, like, I spread to him as a joke, and he's just like, in his head, he's

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

like, I'm into the Drew being like, period to any.

[Kai]

Spreading your shit.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

And then he runs to his room and talks.

[Kai]

No, I asked y' all that recently. I was like.

[Enya]

He runs to his room and cries.

[Josiah]

Yeah, No, I really do. Vaginas are so scary.

[Enya]

No, they're not.

[Kai]

They're beautiful. They're like a flower.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I do. I feel that, honestly.

[Kai]

You know, they're like. It's like a red pepper peony. Like, it's like a Georgia o' Keeffe painting. It's like. It's a work of art. There's layers. There's layers to this.

[Josiah]

And odors.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

And flavors.

[Enya]

That's very misogynistic of you, because I would argue there's odors and flavors as well. And it's like, dude, like a biome of its own.

[Kai]

Like, barnyards. Tuck cheese.

[Josiah]

That's what I'm saying.

[Kai]

Wait, wait. I was gonna say something. I asked y' all recently, do you think you guys are waiting till the very last minute, like, right before you die?

[Enya]

Oh, have sex.

[Josiah]

No, I don't. I literally. Like, that ship has sailed for both of us.

[Kai]

Yeah, get them on a lie detector test. We'll see. I'm still convinced they're getting it out.

[Josiah]

I have zero desire. Inya, like, is so fucking hideous to me. Like, disgusting.

[Kai]

Don't say that.

[Josiah]

Like, I would fuck a girl. Like, I would. But Inya, like, absolutely not rancid.

[Paul Verze]

Yeah.

[Enya]

And that's how I feel about Drew.

[Kai]

Nasty. I think Drew is not gay.

[Enya]

I think I would a bottom. But, like, this one is disgusting.

[Josiah]

And guess what? Guess what, actually, let me show you on my safari what I did today. I was very productive.

[Enya]

He looked up how to make it go back to.

[Kai]

He went on.

[Enya]

Sniffles who the is Freddy? Huh?

[Kai]

Who's Freddy?

[Josiah]

The gays know.

[Kai]

Oh,

[Josiah]

the gays know.

[Enya]

Oh, five nights.

[Josiah]

Yes.

[Kai]

Anyway, wait, wait, wait.

[Josiah]

You know. Oh, my God. I really thought I got the part. I really. I really thought I got the part.

[Enya]

I mean, you know what?

[Kai]

Everyone.

[Enya]

Everyone needs to feel that.

[Josiah]

Come here.

[Enya]

What?

[Josiah]

I just want to say I actually think you're very beautiful and pretty.

[Enya]

Oh, I know that. I know that.

[Kai]

How about me?

[Josiah]

Josiah, I think you're gorgeous too. And I don't like that you've been calling yourself ugly in the last six months because you're not. You're actually quite attractive.

[Kai]

I don't think I'm confusing to look at, which is true. And I'm okay with that. That works for the time time being, I'm a little confusing. People all the time, they go, ma', am, sir, sorry, you look like Vecna. Which to me, so I'm like, if I was a girl, I'd be ugly as. What is going through your head right now where you're looking at me? You're like, oh, fuck. She was not blessed.

[Josiah]

The airport, sir, ma', am, at the

[Kai]

same time, I don't think you're gay. I think the guys that you bring around are just friends. And I think that you do and still got a little crush. I think they're gonna get married. What if I genuinely thought that? What if I was like, after eight years of friendship, I was like, nah, they're still probably like.

[Josiah]

I mean, there's a photo of us from the concert that someone took of me and Enya. And I was like, whoa, we for real are giving couple right now.

[Enya]

No, it makes sense that people think we're a couple. It fully does. And everyone without fail, somebody recently that was we were with asked if we were a couple.

[Kai]

Where were we? People think me and Kai are a couple. Like in Palm Springs when we take our little gay baby, actually, because y'

[Josiah]

all just watch gay porn together. Y' all sleep in the same air mattress and watch gay porn one time

[Kai]

where we were drunk.

[Enya]

You know what they say, once a pig, always a pig.

[Kai]

Who says that?

[Enya]

I think I'm also using that because the Black Mirror episode, when they made that guy a pig or, like, and it. So it didn't matter if it did or didn't.

[Josiah]

It is a sad saying. It's like, even if you do something or even if you didn't do something and you get called that thing, you will be that thing for the rest of your life.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Because people already just have that mental reference.

[Kai]

Wait, Drew's a skinny legend.

[Josiah]

Yes. And Josiah's a crackhead.

[Kai]

I have crackhead energy.

[Josiah]

Crackhead. Wait, Kai's a crackhead.

[Kai]

We are the last four brain cells in Mama Bertram's head, and that's on what period? So I'm crackhead, y'. All. Also, do y' all have any questions for me?

[Josiah]

I have asked you a couple, and yeah, it's in. Your turn.

[Podcast Host]

Here we go.

[Kai]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Paul Verze]

Oh, my God.

[MC Jen]

Here we go.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

First interview for his rollout.

[Kai]

This is my first interview. And you know what? Every time. Well, I ask this every time I come in here, I always ask you guys. So is it this time that you guys organize some questions for me?

[Enya]

To be fair, I forgot you were coming today when I got. I had just gotten back when.

[Kai]

Yeah, we were eating breakfast, and she was like, you.

[Enya]

Oh, they're straight men who, like, aren't necessarily evil. But I'm like, wow, you are so stuck in a bubble of just, like, being close with other straight guys that you can't identify gay people.

[Josiah]

And then a lot of men call it, just say. Say it's about me, bro. It's not.

[Enya]

Yeah. You trust and believe you're safe. And if your ear is ringing, get a fucking Q dip.

[Kai]

Oh, she ate that. Get a.

[Josiah]

It's like when you're younger and, like, you're getting eaten up, like, someone's, like, calling you a bunch of names and shit, and you try, like, one of your, like, cool comebacks.

[Kai]

Yeah, we're like, we're gonna. We're gonna beat your in. Did y' all see that, TikTok?

[Josiah]

No, I didn't see it.

[Kai]

Beat your pussy in.

[Enya]

It's like, I can't get too mad when I start arguing with people because I say some weird, like, yeah, I'm

[Kai]

gonna beat your very warm in here.

[Enya]

You keep saying that, bro. Like, just take your clothes off.

[Kai]

I already took my sweater off.

[Josiah]

I shed one layer that's mine. And in his thing with guests is we, like, try to get them too hot so they have to start shutting.

[Kai]

That's what Eric Andre does. He makes it hot as in there. And you see in every interview, they're always like, sweating and they're like, it's very hot in here. So I think y' all should keep it up and if anything, make it a little hotter.

[Josiah]

Yeah. Do you have any questions for us?

[Kai]

What. What would I be wondering?

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Ask him some questions about your rollout and.

[Kai]

Yeah. Did you have sa. Yeah. Let me ask you guys questions. Do you. Did you eat sausage yesterday as well or just today for breakfast?

[Enya]

Yesterday. And it was chicken sausage.

[Kai]

Okay. Neato. Drew, did you eat candy last night before you bed? Of course. Okay, I figured. So did you have Wingstop?

[Wix Harmony Advertiser]

No.

[Kai]

Did you eat some other thing? Jack in the box or something? Okay, cool.

[Josiah]

Because you get a buy one, get one burger on Postmates.

[Kai]

All right. Yeah. See, and I probably could have guessed that. I probably could have guessed that. That's why I'm saying, ask what you did with your night.

[Enya]

Like, Mr. Psychic Smoke.

[Kai]

She smoked, maybe stayed home. Or you hang out with Rain or Sabrina and maybe you watch tv.

[Enya]

I told you.

[Josiah]

I think she probably spilled more water on my carpet because what is it, like four times now that you've spilled on the carpet?

[Kai]

And here we go.

[Enya]

One thing about Drew is he's gonna keep a tax in. The Drew tax for the carpet is crazy.

[Kai]

He's not playing by that carpet.

[Josiah]

The list is Drew does not play. Every morning I wake up and I see a Zol scratch the carp and pisses me off for 10 minutes.

[Enya]

No, you can.

[Josiah]

You can literally feel my bad energy. Like, let's face the Valentino bag.

[Enya]

We'll all be chilling in the living room, and then Drew comes in for his, like, 30 minute inspection to see if there's anything. It doesn't matter.

[Kai]

You're gonna be such a perfect dad who's like, dude, did you turn the AC on? And they'll be like, no, I didn't.

[Josiah]

Oh, that's the other thing, because the AC is in Josh's room, and he always has it, like 68 ye. I mean, that it's never going to reach.

[Kai]

Sitting in his room with a jacket on.

[Josiah]

I'm like, it's never going to reach 68. Just keep it on 72.

[Kai]

Yeah, 72 is a perfect, sensible temperature. Maybe even 70, but, like, it won't ever reach.

[Enya]

You don't have to run your AC until it's like, damn, I'm hot. Then you can just run it till it gets to, like, 72, 73, and then you turn it the off.

[Kai]

Or you just.

[Enya]

Or you could start by opening the goddamn windows. Because a lot of yalls rooms smell like bounce balls in my.

[Josiah]

Y' all need fresh air. Wait until. Until the paint is dripping off the wa. Yes. Should we do media?

[Kai]

I don't have any.

[Josiah]

Actually, I have a lot.

[Kai]

The single.

[Josiah]

Josiah's single is my media. I've unironically been streaming the fuck out of that goddamn song. I love it. It's really good. I know every word. Don't ask me to sing it right now.

[Enya]

I was gonna say.

[Kai]

Wait, can you.

[Josiah]

I'm gonna click play just so I can catch it and then.

[Kai]

Well, no, no, I'll just sing. I'm my head. I'm way off the deep end.

[Wix Harmony Advertiser]

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[Kai]

Last night. That's impressive.

[Josiah]

You were here. I don't want to pretend that's impressive.

[Kai]

Getting like the tail end has an end. This is impressive for Drew.

[Enya]

You always like learn a sentence in the one full sentence you learn, you change out one word that makes it seem like you heard the song in Spanish and then translate.

[Josiah]

Well, that is how I did it.

[Kai]

Well, yeah, cuz he always changed from like past tense to like present.

[Josiah]

But if you've ever. If you've ever heard me speak for real though, like, I do mix up past tense pretense all the time.

[Kai]

I don't know what happened.

[Josiah]

And genders in language.

[Enya]

That one cigarette your mom smoked.

[Josiah]

Yeah, that fucking cigarette.

[Kai]

Well, Drew, his second language is English. His first language was Japanese.

[Josiah]

Swahili.

[Kai]

No, Kapanese.

[Josiah]

My media is Josiah Song. Deep in Deep End by Josie Goes Stream it. For real. My ass is the deep end. Also, his new EP coming up, which you heard it here first. EP coming soon.

[Kai]

It'll be called Baby youy're at the Wrong Strip Club.

[Josiah]

Sad guy makes sad songs.

[Kai]

Yeah, I am very. I'm a very depressed person underneath it all. Or I'm not anymore really, but.

[Josiah]

Well, the one who makes the others laugh the most is the most oftentimes.

[Kai]

Tyler said that. Tyler said that. He said the loneliest person in the room is usually the loudest person in the room. Don't tap that glass, y'. All.

[Josiah]

Don't. Do not tap the glass.

[Kai]

Do not tap the glass.

[Josiah]

My other media is Police Scanner by Chanel Beads and thank you by Dido, which was put back on my radar because of the Rosalia concert and then Creep. But the Social Network version, I've also been learning that on piano, but I'm not as far.

[Kai]

Yes.

[Josiah]

And movies I watched Waterworld last night again. That movie is fucking insane. It was like, at the time, like, in. For decades after, the most expensive movie ever made. And it did, like, okay in the box office, but it was just, like. It was really epic at the time. They, like, built giant pools to make these. The whole concept is like, the world is now just seawater, and it, like, land and fresh water is like rare commodities. So it's like the events that transpire. World, water, world. And then I watched Enya sleep Kai out your window. Kai has a window right into his bedroom from the street. So every once in a while, I'll drive by and just make sure he's not beating his meat.

[Kai]

I put a camera. I can send you the link.

[Josiah]

Oh, good.

[Kai]

It's like a live feed.

[Josiah]

My deflock. We need to deflock the cameras. Miley Cyrus being an ambassador for Flock is fucking crazy, by the way.

[Kai]

I know, Palantir.

[Josiah]

It's like the cameras that, like, AI scan you and shit.

[Enya]

I mean, that's like Kylie Gender doing her own Ray Bans. Yeah, like everybody when it's.

[Josiah]

I'm joking, by the way. She is not an ambassador for Flock.

[Enya]

What's crazy is I would have believed that. I'm like, everyone just, like, turns when it comes to a check.

[Josiah]

I guess, except for us saying no to McDonald's.

[Kai]

I'm not.

[Josiah]

And better help I'm. And all of these brands, millions of dollars.

[Kai]

We say no because you can't support that.

[Wix Harmony Advertiser]

I know.

[Josiah]

That's why we said no.

[Kai]

See? But I will not say no. I will be joining Palantir. I'll be joining the board this year.

[Enya]

I mean, yeah, I think I'm gonna sign up for AI right now. Sign up, like, get really acquainted with

[Josiah]

it and start to understand Witching Hour xxyy Sorry, what?

[Kai]

Witching Hour XXY XX oh, my media

[Enya]

is wild and Blue by Suicide. Blue Cigar by Midnight. Sister. And then love is overtaking me. Arthur Russell, the. What is this? Redux.

[Kai]

And then what about you, Josiah? Well, what do you have anymore?

[Enya]

That was it. And then I said I watched Battle Royale.

[Wix Harmony Advertiser]

Deepen. Deepen.

[Josiah]

Deepen by Josie.

[Enya]

Oh, Deep End by Josie.

[Kai]

Yeah, I've been hearing about that. There's been, like, chatters everywhere.

[Josiah]

No, there are actual whispers in the industry.

[Kai]

My media is my single, obviously. Oh, Madagascar.

[Enya]

Okay, that's a good one.

[Josiah]

Fortnite has been going triple platinum in our house.

[Enya]

Oh, I know.

[Kai]

I can't believe Fortnite. Everyone's back on Fortnite.

[Enya]

I need to go pick up my car. For my service spot.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yes, we should. And then my media is no fear by Ice Age, Deep End by Josie, Satellites by Frost, Children Street Hassle by Lou Reed.

[Kai]

Mine is actually Bad girl Good Girl by Miss a, Cinderella by i5. And actually, what's that one song Waiting for you by Kenya. And then also Madagascar 3.

[Enya]

That's not a movie.

[Josiah]

Also Inya's new. What was it in his new company? Ninja Dam Business.

[Kai]

Oh, Ninja damn business.

[Josiah]

But there was a company that we started when she was doing our hair.

[Kai]

Oh, Anya Salon.

[Josiah]

No, it was like Ninja up in your hair or something.

[Kai]

Up Anya Hair.

[Dani Shapiro]

Yeah.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Yeah.

[Josiah]

And you started a new salon in our living room and its title is up in your hair.

[Enya]

I did not come up with this. I had nothing to do with it. But I did bleach Lucas's whole head. I've not seen what it looks like.

[Kai]

Looks like, man.

[Enya]

Does it really? Yeah.

[Josiah]

I mean, he wouldn't let you tone it though.

[Kai]

Yeah, it just needs more. More toning. Well, but I don't know how much it'll actually tone.

[Enya]

No. If he comes back, I could do another light bleach.

[Josiah]

We're doing yoga on Friday. He'll probably be over.

[Enya]

I thought that was. Oh, today's Wednesday.

[Josiah]

We, I, we didn't have time today.

[Kai]

Be confident.

[Josiah]

And then we're going on a cruise. The whole squad.

[Enya]

I don't know if I'm doing a cruise.

[Kai]

Just.

[Josiah]

So what, everyone's gonna go but you.

[Enya]

Orion said yes.

[Josiah]

Oh. Ryan said yes. Josh said yes. Lucas said yes. Everyone said yes. It's like if you don't go, like, it's actually going to be.

[Kai]

It would be weird. It's like a two day thing.

[Enya]

No, I'm, I'm, I'm not kidding. Like I, I'm going to freak out if I can't find. Like the rooms I've seen on cruises freak me the out. I need to.

[Josiah]

They are really cursed.

[Enya]

That's what I'm saying. Like, no, I can't. Like, I, I.

[Josiah]

My parents was really nice.

[Enya]

I'm just not one of those people who's like, where I stay doesn't matter to me, babes. Yes, it does. Like where I decompress and spend my time by myself for a second while

[Kai]

in a strange place.

[Enya]

Place. Yeah.

[Josiah]

Oh my God. I'll get to people on the boat.

[Enya]

I know. I'm like, it's exciting for you in that sense.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I'm so excited for the cruise. I was the first one to get invited. Also, I do have to go because.

[Josiah]

Yeah, of course you're invited. We're bringing everyone.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Of course. But I have to leave, so we have to end the episode because I have to drive for two hours back to my house.

[Josiah]

It's like one and a half now. It's already past the time. You might as well just chill until traffic dies and play Fortnite with us.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

Do you have alcohol that I have?

[Wix Harmony Advertiser]

Quality.

[Kai]

The.

[Josiah]

Of course for you, bro.

[Unknown Male Speaker (possibly Kai)]

I didn't say I needed it. All right, guys.

[Josiah]

All right. Peace and love. Thank you for watching and tuning in.

[Podcast Host]

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