gay guy hit by lightning

Summary

Emergency Intercom: Episode Summary – "Gay Guy Hit by Lightning"

Podcast Information:

• Title: Emergency Intercom
• Host/Authors: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
• Description: A comedy podcast where Enya and Drew navigate absurd scenarios with humor and candid conversations.
• Episode: "Gay Guy Hit by Lightning"
• Release Date: July 9, 2025

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1. Introduction to the Lightning Incident

The episode kicks off with Drew updating listeners about his friend Kai's recent mishap. While camping out of state, a storm struck, leading Drew to try and protect their rental car from hail. In the process, Kai was struck by lightning.

• Drew: "We went camping, and while we were out of state, a storm came in... and he got struck by lightning." [00:43]
• Anya's Reaction: Anya humorously expresses embarrassment over the incident, highlighting the comedic tone of the podcast.

2. Aftermath of the Lightning Strike

The hosts delve into the consequences of Kai being hit by lightning. Anya mentions that Kai sustained severe burns, covering about 70% of his body, emphasizing the seriousness of the situation juxtaposed with their comedic approach.

• Anya: "My body is burned. 70 of my body is burned." [01:48]
• Drew’s Advice: Drew suggests using aloe vera for Kai’s burns, adding a light-hearted twist to the discussion.

Despite Kai surviving the strike, Anya clarifies that he's not just alive but in a precarious state.

• Anya: "He's barely alive." [01:56]

3. Behavioral Changes Post-Strike

Post-incident, Kai's demeanor has shifted noticeably. The trio discusses how Kai has become significantly angrier and less like his former self.

• Drew: "Ever since the lightning hit him, he's been acting so mean." [02:14]
• Anya: "No, no, no, no... Gay guy gets struck by lightning." [02:18]

Anya further elaborates on the physical and emotional toll Kai has endured, leading to his altered personality.

4. Camping Experience in Utah

The conversation transitions to their camping trip in Utah, shedding light on the challenges they faced, including the harsh weather and the social environment dominated by Mormonism.

• Anya: "I really get it. We were only out there for like three days." [04:28]
• Drew: "Utah. America's best kept secret." [05:09]

They commend the local LGBTQ+ pride initiatives in Salt Lake City, despite the region's religious conservatism.

• Anya: "The pride in fucking Utah... is honestly so fire." [05:11]

5. Online Trends and Safety Challenges

Shifting gears, the hosts discuss dangerous online challenges, comparing past fads like the hot water challenge to newer, more malicious trends.

• Drew: "We should make [lightning strikes] a fad." [07:38]
• Anya: "Someone needs to make another trend where they make like mustard gas in their microwave." [07:45]

They express concern over the rise of harmful pranks targeting unsuspecting individuals, particularly on platforms like Instagram and Omegle.

6. Personal Relationships and Friendships

The episode takes a personal turn as Drew shares a heartfelt moment with his father, marking a rare instance of meaningful conversation about his future.

• Drew: "My dad... gave me advice about my future. It made me laugh." [14:33]

Anya and Drew reflect on their relationships, highlighting the dynamics within their friend group and the impact of Kai's incident on their interactions.

7. Mental Health and Coping Mechanisms

The hosts candidly discuss their mental health struggles, including Drew's battle with substance use and Anya's experiences with anxiety and emotional strain.

• Drew: "I'm smoking so much weed. I need people to understand." [39:07]
• Anya: "I was crying laughing... Do not expect me to shave my head alongside you." [32:32]

They offer humorous yet honest insights into how they cope with stress and the importance of seeking professional help.

8. Screen Time and Media Consumption

Enya and Drew explore their relationship with technology, particularly screen time and media consumption habits, balancing between intentional use and mindless scrolling.

• Anya: "I have at least like four days a week where my screen time is just two hours." [40:10]
• Drew: "I'm back to just watching tornado videos when I'm on my phone." [39:47]

9. Reality TV and Pop Culture Commentary

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing reality TV shows, specifically lauding "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives" for its authentic portrayal of drama and character development.

• Anya: "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives... it really is like America's best kept secret." [05:09]
• Drew: "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives... The first episode is the craziest." [35:00]

They compare it favorably against other reality shows like "Love Island," praising its intricate family dynamics and villainous characters.

10. Humorous Anecdotes and Banter

Throughout the episode, Enya, Drew, and Kai engage in playful banter, sharing funny stories and teasing each other about personal quirks, such as Drew’s cleanliness and Anya’s reactions to certain topics.

• Anya: "You just have to shut up." [02:12]
• Drew: "I wish you had a full pee on under there." [18:58]

Their chemistry and comedic timing keep the conversation lively and entertaining.

11. Hair Care and Personal Grooming

The hosts humorously discuss unconventional hair care methods and mishaps, including Anya’s experience with bidets and Drew’s wig collection.

• Anya: "I'm back on Red Bull. I'm back on my... getting on Chantix today to stop smoking dick." [38:40]
• Drew: "My Wally, you know, in Wally. A wig came with my Wally wheelchair." [33:26]

12. Closing Thoughts and Future Directions

As the episode nears its end, the hosts wrap up their conversations with reflections on their friendship dynamics and tease upcoming topics for future episodes.

• Drew: "You need to go to Zocdoc." [13:07] (Note: This is part of a sponsorship segment and would be skipped in the summary.)
• Anya: "We will see you next week, next Wednesday at noon." [53:07]

They conclude with humorous farewells, maintaining the episode's upbeat and comedic tone.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Drew on Kai’s Lightning Strike:
  "We went camping, and while we were out of state, a storm came in... and he got struck by lightning." [00:43]

• Anya on Kai’s Survival:
  "He's barely alive." [01:56]

• Drew on Behavioral Changes:
  "Ever since the lightning hit him, he's been acting so mean." [02:14]

• Anya on Utah Pride:
  "The pride in fucking Utah... is honestly so fire." [05:11]

• Drew on Dangerous Trends:
  "We should make [lightning strikes] a fad." [07:38]

• Anya on Personal Boundaries:
  "Do not expect me to shave my head alongside you." [32:32]

• Drew on Mental Health:
  "I'm smoking so much weed. I need people to understand." [39:07]

• Anya on Screen Time:
  "I have at least like four days a week where my screen time is just two hours." [40:10]

• Drew on Reality TV:
  "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives... The first episode is the craziest." [35:00]

• Anya on Friendship Dynamics:
  "We will see you next week, next Wednesday at noon." [53:07]

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Conclusion

In this episode of "Emergency Intercom," Enya and Drew navigate the aftermath of Kai being hit by lightning with their signature blend of humor and candid conversation. From discussions about dangerous online trends and personal mental health struggles to reflections on reality TV and playful banter, the hosts offer a comprehensive and entertaining narrative. Notably, they balance the gravity of Kai's injuries with light-hearted jokes, maintaining an engaging and relatable dialogue for listeners.

Whether you’re a regular follower or a new listener, this episode provides an insightful glimpse into the dynamics of Enya and Drew’s friendship, their coping mechanisms, and their humorous take on life’s unexpected emergencies.

Transcript

[Drew]

This is an I heart podcast. Hi, guys. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom through. Drew is still. Well, he's off of, like, a few meds right now, including, like, perks, Oxy's. There's that new one that people RP10. Is that what that keeps.

[Kai]

I don't know. I don't do drugs.

[Drew]

Yeah, he's off a few things, but he's okay for the most part. It's just. We went. We went camping, and while we were out of state, a storm came in, and Drew was trying to avoid the car because we had a rental car and he didn't get insurance. He never gets insurance on our rentals. And he was running out to make sure hail didn't break the windshield, and he got struck by lightning.

[Anya]

Roll the clip of me getting struck by goddamn light.

[Drew]

And.

[Anya]

Bro, this is so embarrassing. Like, it.

[Drew]

It's not like you need to reframe it. And I've.

[Anya]

I've been trying to explain karma. It's karma for me. Laughing at people getting struck by lightning and trees getting exploded. It's karma.

[Drew]

But three times. That's lucky. No, I'm. I'm trying to help him.

[Kai]

It's not lucky.

[Anya]

That's he's alive. That is the opposite of he's barely alive.

[Drew]

It's like, some people.

[Anya]

My body is burned. 70 of my body is burned.

[Drew]

Well, I saw on Tick Tock Shop, you could get this really good aloe vera for, like, 30 cents, and it's a gallon, so you should just get that and just rub it.

[Anya]

You just shut the up.

[Kai]

Whoa. Not cool.

[Drew]

It's. Ever since the lightning hit him, he's been acting so mean.

[Anya]

This is your fault. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Gay guy gets struck by light.

[Drew]

Becomes incredibly funny. Very, like, very peaceful, very tranquil. No. Becomes the angriest, almost straighter version of the gay guy that was there before.

[Anya]

You mad, too? You would be mad, too if your hair got burned off your fucking scalp.

[Kai]

All right, let's roll the clip again. Just.

[Drew]

I think you're just. I'm not kidding. You do have to re. Like, reshape that or, like, refashion it. Reconfigure it in your mind. God is giving you the lemons of getting what? Dude, now your ears are probably just gonna.

[Anya]

You don't hear that?

[Kai]

It's the sound of your skin cracking.

[Anya]

Okay.

[Drew]

You know when you, like, burst your ear drum and you can hear, like.

[Anya]

I literally have that right now. Is that what that is? This ear? If I press, like, my temple, it Feels like it's like the eardrum is going in and out. Like.

[Drew]

It's kind of impressive how you've made hair look like one of the hairs styles from like killer clowns from outer space.

[Anya]

Cynthia. I look like Cynthia. Yeah, that too. No, Cynthia from Rugrats.

[Drew]

Guys, Wicked 2 comes out in November and that's not that far away.

[Kai]

Are you serious?

[Anya]

Also, wait, we haven't like addressed the elephant in the room in ya. Hey.

[Kai]

All right. Something bad happened to his brain. The idea that the lightning heard you straight is really funny.

[Drew]

I think that's what it feels like ever since you've been all wrapped up. It's. Maybe it's because I'm missing your gay face because you just have. You have a gay face.

[Anya]

You know, I literally don't.

[Kai]

No, you don't.

[Drew]

No, I don't think you have a gay face. Some people do have gay face, though. You have a bit of. You have like.

[Anya]

If you look at your face.

[Drew]

Yes. You look at your face for more than three seconds in passing.

[Kai]

I do think he has gay penis.

[Drew]

Penis can't.

[Anya]

Girthy big and happy.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Doesn't even make sense.

[Kai]

No, it makes sense.

[Drew]

Well, we did go camping in Utah.

[Anya]

And it was so fucking.

[Drew]

I am not kidding. I fully understand how some motherfucker made up like, Mormonism out there. Like, I really get it. We were only out there for like three days. And I genuinely mind you, they don't have as much weed or smoke as much weed as I put down. Oh, boohoo. Nothing's changed. I'm going to rehab soon. But I like, literally get it because being out there, I genuinely felt like I started to build. Like, I think I have telekinesis.

[Anya]

No. It's such a special place and I hate talking about it because it is like America's best kept secret.

[Drew]

Utah. America's best kept secret.

[Anya]

No, it really is because everybody avoids it because of like the Mormonism and like the hyper religion, which I fully understand. But also T is like the pride in fucking Utah, specifically Salt Lake City and the surrounding area is honestly so fire. Like the amount of pride or flags that I saw hanging.

[Drew]

Get out your pride flags. I mean.

[Anya]

The was actually really amazing. Like, it really.

[Drew]

The thing is, he's not being.

[Anya]

I'm not joking. I'm literally not.

[Drew]

The one time you're expressing gay pride. In all seriousness, you look.

[Anya]

I'm wrapped in gauze. I'm a. No.

[Drew]

They were really about their gay there. They did not play.

[Anya]

They really didn't.

[Drew]

Granted their major City literally looks like if I took a vans and started my animal crossing island and then gave up like an hour. Cuz there's like three tall buildings and then the rest is like the city.

[Anya]

Is also a bowl and it's like a smog pit. Like it literally. It's dirtier there than it is in la and it feels crazy to say, but like. Like the amount of smog in the air is crazy. But like also that opens up another conversation. I literally don't give a shit. Like, like the air quality could be like the worst it's ever been. Like, I literally don't care.

[Kai]

Try to, try to be normal.

[Anya]

Take it off.

[Kai]

The look that you just gave me was so like helpless lobby.

[Anya]

I know, I know what you mean though.

[Drew]

Like, well, that's also because like, girl, let's face it, the air quality is.

[Anya]

Not getting better either.

[Drew]

We're living in pristine times right now. We're gonna be like, damn, the air quality in 2025 was so good. Like I could breathe out there. Oh, I did just order my Wally chair. They're finally. They have the pre order Wally wheelchair.

[Kai]

Nice.

[Drew]

The one I. Mine has an iPad in it. A rose toy. They.

[Anya]

I was gonna say mine has a.

[Drew]

Dildo at your butt.

[Anya]

Guys, I'm a bottom now. I'm exploring. Believe it or not, I wasn't before, but after the lightning, all I can.

[Drew]

Do, I expanded something.

[Anya]

No, it's really, really, really expanded things. No, honestly, it's like poppers, like in.

[Drew]

A weird way, light getting struck by lightning. We should make it a fad. Like the hot water challenge.

[Anya]

Hot water challenge, y'.

[Drew]

All. Wait, what's the last time I had a challenge, y'? All? When's the last time we had a trend like that that was like devious.

[Anya]

And like making kind of innocence?

[Drew]

Because I genuinely do think, like, I don't think the person who started hot water challenge is innocent, but I think like the girl. I guess the last time was that girl feeding her dad churros. Tiempo pro bar. Los churros.

[Anya]

Wow.

[Drew]

What the heck?

[Anya]

Yeah. That bomb blowing up in his mouth. It's so crazy. It's really crazy. But yeah, no, someone needs to make another trend where they make like mustard gas in their microwave in the kitchen. Well, actually someone does not need to.

[Drew]

Do know because isn't there that guy who literally terrorizes on there? There's a bunch of guys who do it who like just go on Omegle and stuff and get kids to put.

[Anya]

Random shit in their microwave and they Explode and they destroy their microwaves. Dude, my Instagram reels, like, have been so insane recently. Like, it's literally just, like, the most evil prank you've ever seen in your life. Like, it's not even funny. It's just, like. It's just being mean to people. Like, it's literally like going up to someone and being like, hey, like, would. Answer. Answer genuine. Hey, would you want to go to the movie and hang out with me today, or would you want $100?

[Drew]

I'll take $100.

[Anya]

No, no, no. Say the friend.

[Drew]

Or say that said answer genuine.

[Anya]

Say you would want to go to.

[Drew]

Okay, I'm going to go with you to the movies.

[Anya]

And then he goes on and he's like, well, you fucking lose her. Like, oh, you want to hang out with another man? And it's like this poor old soul that really just wants a friend.

[Drew]

That. What's crazier is most of those people, it's not even about them wanting a friend. It's. They see an iPhone and it's like. At first, it's like, how. No.

[Anya]

And that's like, oh, wait, I'm being recorded.

[Drew]

I know. I would hate for someone to go to the movies alone.

[Anya]

Yeah. Double it or give it to the next person. Did irreparable damages to society because everyone's now on their best behavior on camera.

[Drew]

Like, I'm sorry. I'm not doubling it. I'm taking the hundred dollars. I'm not going to the fucking movies.

[Anya]

Doubling it.

[Kai]

I'm doubling it, too.

[Drew]

Doubling it and giving it to the next person.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

No. Is it Ash?

[Kai]

I'm a giver, so whatever. Some people are Ticker.

[Drew]

Baby. He's the giver, and Drew, he is the take.

[Kai]

Are you. Can you breathe? Like, are you all right?

[Drew]

He's fine. Oh, my God. Everybody's, like, all up on his. Fuck. I was saying something earlier and I forgot.

[Kai]

Put a popper under his nose. Wake him up.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I've been wanting to talk about this for so fucking long. I've been wanting to talk about this for so long, y'.

[Kai]

All.

[Anya]

So we know. Me and Timothy Chalamet are really close friends. Like, this is, like, a thing we talk about all the time. Like, we're really close homies. Well, I went to a birthday party, and he was there, and I made him laugh.

[Kai]

What did you do?

[Anya]

I had a whole bit about poppers. I think I had the last vial of poppers in la, by the way.

[Drew]

Can I see it?

[Anya]

It's in my yeti bag. Oh yeah, we're making yeti cool again. We're making Yeti cool again. Like on to the next like we're reclaiming yeti like come on.

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[Anya]

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[Drew]

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[Anya]

No, like literally, like let it happen.

[Drew]

Like that's what I'm willing to give you guys from my culture is is my yeti.

[Anya]

Oh, but also I'm not gay.

[Drew]

What? You were just talking about being bottom.

[Anya]

I'm more like straight guys can be bottoms. Like Kai is a bottom and he's straight.

[Kai]

Yeah, you can be both.

[Drew]

My dad on the phone recently for the first time ever, was just talking to me and like I've been talking to my family way more on the phone because I've always been like pretty bad at talking to them on the phone. And he was like just giving me advice and he was talking about my future and he's like, you know, like any like man or woman you end up with. And that is the first time he's ever like said something like that. And I'm not kidding, it made me laugh. Like it literally just made me laugh.

[Anya]

Like funny actually. It literally is hilarious.

[Drew]

Like not you having like my future to My parents has always been so unsolid. Other than the fact that, like, baby, I'm a giver. Like, there's no other, like, solid path for me other than the fact that I'm a provider in that way. But it's so funny because I only lend them more and more confusion about my future. Like, they're never getting grandkids. Nah, that's. That's a lie. I think I want to have kids already now.

[Kai]

Oh, dude, the X rays came back. Drew from when you were at the hospital.

[Anya]

Oh, yeah.

[Kai]

They got his, like, his head area.

[Drew]

That piece of shit.

[Anya]

Is it a donut?

[Kai]

No, it's poop. I thought that.

[Anya]

Wait, I thought you were going to show them this X ray of me. Hold on. I. My. I have to type my passcode in now.

[Kai]

I think it's like something that people respond to TikToks with. I think that's like a really bad take or something.

[Anya]

I thought you were going to show them this X ray. That is mine.

[Drew]

Dude. Like, the way you look from where I'm sitting is so crazy. Like, I just wish you were real. It's so sad that Drew's not real. I have been sleeping in Drew's bed almost every night still. Like, that's.

[Anya]

It's not a bit anymore. It's like I can't sleep without Anya in my room snoring next to me. It's like growing up, I couldn't sleep at friends houses if their dad wasn't snoring because my dad snored so loud that it would like, lull me to sleep. And I only broke free of that once I moved to la and now that Anya sleeps in my room, it's completely ruined me. I can't sleep without loud, thunderous snoring. Like, y' all snore.

[Drew]

Like an alcoholic dad who like breaks everything in the crib.

[Anya]

Like, it's crazy.

[Drew]

It's bad or. No, I don't feel like it's bad ever.

[Anya]

You are an alcoholic dad that breaks everything in the crib.

[Drew]

Oh my. I. I kind of am. Huh.

[Anya]

You really stomps around.

[Drew]

I break things by accident, dude. I am like, genuinely just too heavy handed and like heavy bodied.

[Anya]

Like, I don't intentionally remember what I was telling you to telling you and Orion about is it's like you need to start moving intentionally and slowly. Like, and I'm being dead. I'm being genuine right now. Like, once you, like, are aware of your movements and you move.

[Drew]

I just have no patience. No, I genuinely do believe you I. Oh. Oh, God.

[Kai]

God damn it.

[Drew]

This is just like a new post lightning thing. He's just.

[Anya]

Oh my God.

[Kai]

He cries all the time now.

[Anya]

No, I did sit in here two days ago and sob in that blue chair. And I took a picture the vibe.

[Drew]

Of my chair up. That's why it's so weird in this chair, right?

[Anya]

You want to see the picture? Oh, do you look you crying crazy. I've never cried like that in my life. I was.

[Drew]

You're like, maybe you needed that.

[Anya]

I did. And then I tried to do like the India like cry photo and it just didn't work.

[Drew]

You look cute. But like, it's not like me though. But you look good. I just got blessed. But it's because I've like. I feel like seeing me cry isn't even that big of like a. Oh my God, she's crying. It's like. Oh, she's.

[Kai]

Yeah, she's doing it again.

[Drew]

She's crying.

[Kai]

That's what me Andrew said.

[Anya]

Bitches be crazy.

[Drew]

I feel like I just cry so easily.

[Anya]

Okay, actually, this actually is like kind of hurting me.

[Kai]

Nah, it looks good.

[Drew]

I wish you had a full pee on under there. Reveal yourself.

[Anya]

I'm like, move intentionally. Get the shit off of me. Get it out of life.

[Drew]

No, but that is how I move. Like every. No matter. Like I. And it actually is a comment I've gotten from partners is like, I can be. I am a very sweet person. I can be so like, I just like, I just like run through life. Like I literally just move through life so quickly. Oh my God. But yeah, I just like everything must be done immediately and quickly because if it's. If it takes too fucking long, I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to fudgeing kill everyone I know and I'm going to kill myself after.

[Kai]

Dude, my.

[Drew]

I wouldn't kill anybody. I would just only check myself.

[Kai]

Some guy did that to her unironically. The looking thing.

[Anya]

Don't say the people.

[Drew]

I've become like a custom. Yesterday Kai said my smelled good.

[Anya]

Oh, he did. He literally did. He stood in the doorway of our clay room and said it out loud.

[Drew]

It was crazy weird as.

[Kai]

Sorry if a woman around me is feeling bad about their ph that damn.

[Drew]

Oh yeah. I shouldn't feel bad. I did yell my stinks.

[Kai]

Yeah, that was.

[Anya]

And it literally does. No, it literally does. It smelled like tuna in there. Like I was so scared.

[Drew]

No, I'm about to phone a friend and call everyone who's been in my box and anonymously Anonymously. We're going to have to, like, alter.

[Anya]

Their voice so two people clock it.

[Kai]

I personally, and I think you're clam juice.

[Drew]

I do have to up my body count. I think that's what's missing from my life, actually. I need to go to the doctor and see why I have the kind of night sweats that literally, without.

[Anya]

So crazy. Is everybody night sweating right now? Leave a poll. Because there's like, I. Whoa. Leave a comment. Leave a comment. If you night sweat. If you night sweat. Because I feel like everyone is night sweating down right now. And I don't know if it's just the state of the world or what, but, like, some shit is, like, really going on in the stars.

[Drew]

Like, yeah, it might be, because every day we wake up to, like, ingesting actually the worst, most like, chatgpt kind of news. Like, it literally feels like somebody's like, what's something that could happen tomorrow that shouldn't happen?

[Anya]

The fabric of society. And we'll do it every day.

[Drew]

Should I wait? Should I show the video of the telekinesis? My telekinesis I've been practicing on? No, I sent it to you and you didn't respond for hours.

[Anya]

I don't remember it.

[Drew]

You were probably on drugs when you saw my telekinesis video. Which is crazy, because for me to trust you with, like, a video of me actually practicing something that I've been, like, really honing in on is up.

[Anya]

I don't remember this at all. Was I at the wedding? Wait, why did you get a gay lesbian app notification?

[Drew]

Dude, I actually.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. What the.

[Kai]

What was it?

[Drew]

I'm not kidding. I get so many gay dating app ads on my Tik Tok. The only ads I get that is date gay dating for girls. It's like, meet the trans girl of your dream. Meet the lesbian mask of your dream. Meet the, like, the butch queen of your dream. Oh, my God. What is my phone trying to say to me?

[Anya]

Clock it. Well, I stumbled upon something that I don't think society is ready for, because if they were ready for it, it would already be. It would have already been, like, a thing that everybody in the world was talking about. Like, remember, like, that doctor that would, like, up people and, like, give them the worst plastic surgery you've ever seen in your life, and it would just be like, their whole face covered in staples. Well, it turns out it was actually really good plastic surgery. It was just like, a day after the procedure and, like, the healed photos, like, kind of looked Decent. But I found something that is the most horrifying thing in this doctor needs to be jailed. He needs to be locked up six feet under the jail. He is fucking evil for what he does to these people. But, oh, wait, this is. This is actually so funny. Since we were on like a three week break, I was like, what if I don't know how to do the podcast anymore? Like, and I had, like, a lot of anxiety about, like, maybe I just, like, forgot how to do it and I just couldn't imagine myself doing it. And my buddy was like, well, like, just come prepared with good topics. And I was like, yeah, I've been like, writing topics down for like the last three weeks. And like, he's like, okay, well, like, what's your favorite topic? Like, what's the topic you want to talk about? And I was like, oh, eye color change surgery. Like, that's. That's my favorite thing. This is the topic I'm talking about now. But his response was, oh, oh, okay, cool. Cool, buddy.

[Drew]

Well, also, like, it's because not many people would like to sit around and be like, oh, my God, stupid people. Stupid people. These two people are stupid people.

[Anya]

Yes.

[Drew]

And literally improv geniuses over here. Eye color surgery. Boom. I want that.

[Anya]

I want that. But okay, so this is, this is a woman that just got her eye color changed. Click the video. Okay, no, no, no, no. Click play. Click play on that.

[Drew]

The other video is playing.

[Anya]

I know, but click play on that one.

[Drew]

Yesterday I had my eye color changed.

[Anya]

And you're a physician yourself, so.

[Drew]

I am a physician, yes. Yes.

[Anya]

So you know all about the inside information on medical procedures.

[Drew]

Okay, this is up. Because he's not the only one who needs to pay.

[Anya]

And the thing is, like, the thing is, is she had gorgeous, like, the most beautiful, like, golden eyes I'd ever seen before this. And then they did that to her. And then scroll down 1. We're about ready to go in and get your eye color changed. How are you feeling? Pretty excited. Been wanting to do this for a long time. Oh, wait, this is like a whole video. So you can see her eyes before and then skip to the end. So what do you think your friends are going to say? And their eyes are all, like, bloody and red. And like, I saw them like two week healed. Two weeks healed, post op, like, versions of it. And their eyes were still red and they were like, oh, yeah, like, my eyes are still scratching. I'm like, girl, you got like, bunk ass lasik and you're going to have to start Putting blood, eye drops.

[Drew]

You even do eye color change surgery. What the does that mean? It's literally resin casting. New contact in your.

[Anya]

Basically. It's basically a contact that they lift the first layer of your iris up and they slide it underneath. Because this guy films the whole surgeries, and it was blowing my mind.

[Drew]

That's what I've never understood. Even back in, like, Dr. Miami Snapchat days. How is that allowed?

[Anya]

You sign consent form.

[Drew]

No, I know, like, I'm sure I. I know about, like, the legality of them being able to do it in a way that they don't get sued by the patient. But I mean, why is your license not being removed? Why is there an iPhone in the operating room? Why is the iPhone in the room? Like, that's crazy. I don't want an iPhone near my open body. Like, what. What if you dropped your in my body? Like, what if you had one of those wallflower little, like, bejeweled things around your eye? Your cameras. And then when you're like, doing the surgery and taking a video. My intestines, some of the gems fall out.

[Kai]

Yeah, that somehow gets me.

[Drew]

Then I have wildflower gems in my stomach forever. Who's gonna be brave enough on only fans and let a really hot girl bite the out of their dick just to see what happens?

[Anya]

That's definitely a thing.

[Kai]

Yeah, that must happen.

[Anya]

The dark web.

[Drew]

Oh, never mind. Never mind. I see. I didn't mean it for kink purposes. I meant so that, like, somebody can, like, reap the benefits of, like, capitalistic ties to that. It'd be like a girl who, like, already has an audience. And like, I was thinking it was more funny, right? It not in like, the kink wet.

[Kai]

I got a bidet. I don't know if I told. Oh, you tried it, right?

[Anya]

Yeah, no, I sat on that for like 30 minutes.

[Kai]

Yeah, but you said it cut you.

[Anya]

No, the water is so sharp in these bidets. Like, the water is sharp. Like, it feels like a serrated blade is, like, stabbing my butthole.

[Drew]

Yeah, well, maybe it's like when you don't floss and like, your gums are hypersensitive because you don't technically wipe or ever, like, do anything like that.

[Kai]

It's more cuz I've been building my tolerance up to the bidet.

[Drew]

Yeah, the only time. No, I guess your butt doesn't get used ever unless you poop.

[Kai]

Well, that's.

[Anya]

I don't poop.

[Kai]

It used to not get used. Yeah, but now it's getting used a lot.

[Drew]

You're saying it like you're so jealous. It's like, crazy.

[Kai]

I actually don't give a. And I've completely moved on. I really don't give a.

[Drew]

Have. Have there been any points where Kai's, like, hit you up to hang out and there's just, like, someone else?

[Kai]

Not once.

[Drew]

They're just someone else who's like, show the text.

[Anya]

Kai said, gay sex in the morning is not sexy. Question mark, question mark. Here he goes. Like, I need to throw up. You're not bagging me, bro. Lol. As if I would ever. You lol. Who said you'd be me, you soggy bottom? We know this. Then he said, poke restaurant. I saw last night. Raw explosion. Raw explosion. Nasty. You're literally nasty. I want your raw explosion. Wait. Yes? Can I come over right now? Hello? Answer me. I'm close. Drew, answer. I have a boner answer. Where are you? Like, can you drop a pin emoji? All right, I'm gonna head out. Lol. No, I want you. No. Not happening. Okay. I don't give a. A middle finger emoji.

[Kai]

So crazy how you're twisting the back and forth.

[Drew]

Go.

[Kai]

It was at one point, it was just me texting him for, like, an hour.

[Anya]

I wish I was joking. I was like, at a wedding.

[Kai]

Cool. Whatever. We didn't ask, so I really don't give a. I really don't give a fuck. I'm playing around when I text you that at like, 3:00am yeah.

[Anya]

And then he sent me couple stretching and he sent Inya that.

[Drew]

Oh, he said that same thing. He's. Me and Drew have caught Kai twice this week sending us the same exact text. And we. I was so tempted, if not yesterday, like, two days ago. I wanted to, like, both of us text him the same things and, like, see if we could get the same replies out of Kai. And then I was like, oh, that's kind of mean. Because if you got caught doing that, I think you'd actually be like, a.

[Kai]

Little me texting you both. We should try stretching.

[Anya]

And the pictures. Crazy. What? Insert it. But let's look at my topics. Let's see what I have to talk about.

[Drew]

Well, I got tagged in this thing that it was like, oh, this a literature phenomenon of women versus woman. And like, how, like most people in our urge, this bitch is not in this field. But she was just saying she notices. A lot of women say women for woman, and women are you literally just moaning and groaning at that, like, at the thought of women.

[Kai]

I'm obsessed with women. So you can continue.

[Anya]

Kai really is obsessed.

[Kai]

No, you saw me. You saw my eyes dilate.

[Anya]

Yeah, keep going, keep going, keep going. I actually am intrigued by this.

[Drew]

Oh, she was just talking about how a lot of people don't know how to differentiate the two. And she wonders if over time, like, woman.

[Anya]

Women.

[Drew]

Yeah, like that. We'll just see it kind of blend into, like, we. I feel like there's probably a lot of words like that that we all just mispronounce and nobody really gives a. Like, subconsciously we're mispronouncing things and you.

[Anya]

Got to humber yourself.

[Drew]

Yeah, just like humber yourself and you.

[Anya]

Will continually grow because everything, everything is coming to fruition soon. Like, it's all coming to fruition.

[Drew]

The thing is, I feel like we started that joke between our friend group only because all of us mispronounce things to each other all the time because.

[Anya]

We won't all Josiah. It's all Josiah. Like, Josiah has come up with every single one of them.

[Drew]

Those.

[Anya]

Except for fruition.

[Drew]

What was.

[Anya]

Reigns like expandantly or. I love Expedition.

[Drew]

No, but yeah, I got tagged in that a bunch. And honestly, it's kind of up because. Yeah, that's it. I just count. I. I can't pronounce certain things. I'm sorry. There's so many things that I mispronounce. And I. I'm trying my best. I know how to say volume now, right, because. Volume. Volume. Yeah, volume. Did I say it right the first time? Volume.

[Kai]

He said it very wrong at one point.

[Anya]

Volume.

[Drew]

Well, because I. Josiah made fun of me for so long.

[Anya]

Turn up the volume. Yeah, like Valium, anxiety drug.

[Drew]

But I see, I didn't grow up in the nasty, uncared for little disgusting places y' all grew up in. I grew up with parents who taught me right from wrong. So I wasn't interacting with Valium.

[Anya]

It's actually like a drug for anxiety disorder. So you're up.

[Kai]

Wow.

[Drew]

I don't give a.

[Kai]

That was really fun.

[Drew]

I literally don't give a fuck, bitch. I'm gonna go on a drive around LA and throw my Prozac at people.

[Anya]

And see if I was crying.

[Drew]

I literally think everyone just needs to get on Prozac. Not actually.

[Anya]

I was crying laughing the other day because, like, I saw, like, a video. This isn't why I was crying laughing, but I saw, like, a video of, like, someone with cancer shaving their head. Like, their friend was shaving their head and I, like, was laughing because I was like, if you have cancer and you ask Me to shave your head. Do not expect me to shave mine with you. Like do not have that because I do not have that in me. I'm sorry if that makes me a bad person. But like, don't try to trick me into shaving my head. Like do not do it and don't expect me to do it alongside with you. I will shave your head for you and I will, but I don't think I'll be buzzing my head.

[Drew]

You wouldn't shave your head for me.

[Kai]

And Enya will not be taking off her wig either.

[Anya]

Yeah, I forgot you wear a wig.

[Drew]

It's a new one.

[Kai]

It does look really nice.

[Anya]

You got a new haircut or a new wig cut?

[Drew]

Yeah, I went and got it trimmed because it was growing weirdly. Yeah, I have, I. Well I have a newer wig. I have like a very like extensive wig collection. It was a part of my Wally wheelchair pre order, but the wig came earlier.

[Anya]

Wait, what?

[Drew]

My Wally, you know, in Wally. A wig came with my Wally wheelchair. I don't know why that's so crazy. It was like a combination deal, but it was. I don't think they're doing it anymore. So if you guys try to get it, that's. You're not going to get that combination. It was like one of those things where the website had a big countdown that was following you around the website while you look. Why do websites do that? Like can the real chill the out? Like why Everything you put in a car on some sites, it literally it feels like a fucking bomb is about to go off because there's just suddenly like, like a timer of 20 minutes and what? I have 20 minutes to buy everything I can dream of before someone else is going to buy it. No one else is going to buy it right now.

[Anya]

And if someone, I wonder if it takes it off the site. If you put it in your cart.

[Drew]

It takes it out of your cart. So like you.

[Anya]

No, no, no. I mean like if you put something in your cart, if it takes it off the site for 20 minutes so no one else can put it in.

[Drew]

Their car, it gets put on hold. But I'm like ho.

[Anya]

But like imagine having like is hunting.

[Drew]

Me virtually for this sweater. Like who wants this sweater that bad that they're just like watching on hold and they're like oh, the second this gets out, like I've never had something get taken out of my car and like somebody scoops it up. Like it's not a in real life sample cell. It's endless online propaganda of like resold.

[Anya]

Did you see the Balenciaga sample sale that a bunch of people got invited to? There was a Balenciaga sample sale. And it was crazy, the prices of these Balenciaga pieces. And it was, it was actually like really disgusting and eye opening to see like the upcharge these brands do for.

[Drew]

This charge for a sample sale.

[Anya]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The pieces were originally four grand and they sold for 68 at the sample sale. And I was like, yeah. And that's like selling them above at cost, I'm sure. Which, like, it was so crazy. It was so crazy. It was greening me the out. And I was like, damn, Damn, damn, damn.

[Drew]

I mean, yeah, that's also like when you go to outlet stores even, like, it's crazy. But also some of that even for sample sales now I kind of wonder if they've like hit the outlet game and a lot of these brands are just making pieces for that because there are some sample sales. Not. Not Balenciaga. I didn't see that one. But there are some sample sales where I'm like, the whole point of this is it's leftover stock and samples. Like the sample of a product. Or like different, like. And that would be like varying sizes. Maybe the inseam is different. Like, that's my assumption of a sample sale. Why is there like this unseen product but you have like 300 of them. That's not a sample. But I guess a lot of things do. Like, you do have to order in bulk. But I have a hard time believing that.

[Anya]

Like it took 300 iterations to get one piece right. Like, girl, they don't give a that bad. Is this funny? A ran through side? What does it have calluses on his hand?

[Kai]

Oh, that's good. I like that.

[Anya]

Okay. I said that to one of my friends and they were like.

[Drew]

Like.

[Anya]

I don't get it.

[Kai]

Because they just watch, Right?

[Anya]

Well, no sides. Like jerk off.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Blow. They don't do top or bottom. So calluses on his hand. Like he was jerking off a dick so much he got calluses on his hand.

[Drew]

But like, wouldn't a side interact in sex just as much as like the average person? So wouldn't we like kind of all have calluses?

[Anya]

No, I'm saying ran through. Ran through. You're missing the point of the ran through.

[Drew]

Yeah, but what about his mouth?

[Anya]

I'm very like a ran through bottom. Oh, he has a loose, soggy hole. Or a ran through top. Oh, he has friction burns on his dick. Like, oh, I ran through side. He's got calluses on his hand.

[Drew]

Do you think you could actually get calluses from, like, jerking off that much? There's no way.

[Anya]

I mean, I think tmi, but I've gotten friction burns on my penis when I was like, 13 from jerking off like, six times in one day.

[Drew]

Well, I've gotten friction burns from having too much SAP. But, like, on. Wait, on your hand?

[Anya]

On my penis.

[Drew]

Oh, that. I don't think that's. I. I don't think that's sadly that uncommon, especially for people who are having, like, mid sex. Like, not at all. Friction burns are, like, not uncommon, I don't think. But, like, I mean, from your hand.

[Anya]

And I was 13, and I thought I had STDs, and I literally had never had sex, and I was like, oh, my God, it's over for me. I have herpes. Like, I have open sores on my penis.

[Drew]

Td the first boy on the planet to give himself. Oh, my God.

[Anya]

Well, mutated in my body.

[Drew]

Right? Right. Well, I don't think that really makes sense because you have to acknowledge the math. Oh, I was going to show you this song that would work if the side was somebody who, like, nobody wants head from.

[Anya]

God, I love Red Bull, y'.

[Drew]

All.

[Anya]

I'm back on Red Bull. I'm back on my. I need a vice I got on or I'm getting on Chantix today to stop smoking dick.

[Drew]

I'm actually so curious if it works. Works.

[Anya]

It will.

[Kai]

It worked on my friend who's, like, very, very addicted to cigarettes.

[Anya]

Long time smoker.

[Drew]

I don't think I'm ready to quit, like, all my life. I'm just not there yet, you know? Like, I can recognize problems, and I'm very aware of them. It's okay, guys. Calm down.

[Anya]

I think just a little, little less. I think you should cut your dose in half.

[Drew]

I know. That's what me and my therapist were talking about. She was like, you should get CBD joints because I smoke so much weed. But I genuinely need people to understand point. For the most part, especially when I'm just, like, sitting around the house, it becomes like it's become now the way I used to smoke cigarettes. Which is why I stopped smoking cigarettes because I'm just an oral fixation person. And I genuinely do. Kai opened his eyes wide as at.

[Kai]

That, by the way, I was excited by Drew's. The anticipation of Drew's reaction.

[Drew]

But I. I just love smoking, guys.

[Anya]

Literally. I missed y' all so much. You have no idea.

[Drew]

Yeah, I did. I did but it was really nice to not be on my phone because that's. I like genuinely haven't been using my phone the past month and I think I kind of want to like keep to that. I'm back to just watching tornado videos when I'm on my phone and that's good for my brain, it's intelligence.

[Anya]

Like there I have at least like four days a week where my screen time is just two hours, which is lit. Yeah, it's probably.

[Drew]

No, my screen time is probably crazy.

[Anya]

But no, I have like three days a week where my screen time is like less than three hours, like bordering two. Like it's honestly so lit. But then I just have my mega dose days where I just get it all in, in one. One sitting, one doom, one doom scroll, get all the information and intel.

[Drew]

Me saying my screen time's been down. Oh wait, no, this doesn't count. So much of it is YouTube and I listen. Oh okay, never mind it's YouTube and Hulu because I have been binging Mormon.

[Anya]

Housewives dog that like why did no one tell us about that show? I'm actually kind of pissed because I know, because that show is good. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is, is a goddamn reality TV show masterpiece. It is so rotted and gutted and terrible and these like you can tell like what makes it so good, I'm like, I really thought about this. What makes it so good is all of the girls on that show recognize that they are in a reality TV show and they know how to make good reality tv. And like people aren't afraid to be the villain and like we always need the villain. Like that's why Drag Race sucks right now is because everybody wants to be Miss Congeniality. That's why the new season of Love is sucks, is because everybody's trying to be like, oh, you're my girl. Like oh I love you so much. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Like they're all evil and they know they're evil and they play up the evil and some of them actually don't know they're evil. Like Whitney is truly, truly an evil person. Which I can like respect because like.

[Drew]

Well I just started season two and like I'm not, I'm not that far in. But remember your sister in law was telling us that like apparently there's a switch up. Like cuz we started watching it because when we went to Utah I was talking about Love island, but I was kind of falling off of Love island, which I kind of have been because as most people know this season is just like, what the is happening. Like, literally none of y' all like each other. This is weird. Like, in terms of coupling, like, I don't care for any of the couples. Last year, I think, genuinely was like, a feat of dating reality tv. And it won't be beat. So I was falling off, and she told us to start Secret Lives of Mormon Housewives. That show is so good.

[Anya]

Too good. And episode.

[Drew]

The first episode is the craziest. Like, like, yeah, girl, what the bro? And the thing is, like, being back in Miami and going out with my family and hearing what everyone said.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

That's why I like it.

[Anya]

Yeah. It's like just family drama.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

It literally just feels like, oh, he's in prison again for his third dui.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. No, Learn. And then when he comes out, it's like, we love it. Like, it literally. It's so just like, it's not. I don't even. Because I don't think it's necessarily rotted. Obviously, there are a of. Lot, lot of parts of it that are rotted because. What the do you mean? It's just the basis of this friend group is your online presence together. And I do think they all have real relationships, but that's a whole other thing. But it really is just some local. That's why it's good. Like, they're actually. Yeah. But I'm curious if the second and third season are that crazy. But I don't know.

[Anya]

Like, Taylor. Taylor, like, they tried to make her a villain. Like, also, if you haven't watched, like, like, sorry, this conversation means nothing to you, but it's very important to me to have this conversation with Enya Taylor. They tried to make her a villain.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

And like, she's the realest on that show. Demi, too.

[Drew]

She's the most normal. I like Demi. I really like. To me, my favorites are Taylor and Macy so far. Like, those to me are the two girls. And I with Jen, she's like the hair girl, the hairstylist girl.

[Anya]

Her new salons are crazy, too.

[Drew]

Again, I think I'm so upse obsessed with all these women because literally all of them remind me of people in my family. Like, Jen reminds me of my one aunt who is like, oh, repeating information doesn't make you the saint, but God bless. Like, literally, that's like my. Like, everyone in that show is someone in my family, and I love it. And sadly, like, I don't think I'm Whitney, but they're. My biggest fear is that I am Whitney.

[Anya]

Yeah. And like, you're Whitney, baby.

[Drew]

I think there are parts, but I think there's parts of Whitney in all of us. Because I've like, like, I don't know. I think you get to a Whitney when you let your people pleasing tendencies take a hold of you and put you on moral high ground, which I think is really easy to get lost in because it's just like, I'm helping people. I can't be doing the bad thing. Like, it's like. No, because you're helping people for you.

[Anya]

Exactly. Also, he has got green aura with flies. He's got a fly flying around her. See, I'm telling you. Tuna. You smell the tuna filling up the space.

[Drew]

Stop. Because I actually, I will say I think I am the cleanest and you.

[Anya]

Are the most neurotically clean person I've ever met in my life. It's actually, like, annoying how often you clean yourself. Like, it actually affects my day sometimes. You don't stink. I swear to God, I would tell you if you stop.

[Drew]

No, I know. I don't think. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's actually crazy. Oh, I was thinking of something. Oh. I have a scab on my head and I cannot express how happy I am because I've been picking the out of it. And like, it probably will lead to infection, but that's okay because that's even better because for me, a wound that I can pick at and then have to tend to is amazing. I was going to say something else there something about my ocd. I like, realize, like a thing I do to myself, but I can't remember what.

[Anya]

You're weird, bro.

[Drew]

What? The scab feels so good. And you know what I mean, Like, I miss bleaching my. Get crazy. Burn scabs from burning my scalp and picking at those scabs. My birth mom, one of the, like, few things I remember her saying to me is as like a kid, I had to have been in like fourth grade and I was in her closet and I said something closet. I like. Yeah, no, I. You know what's crazy?

[Anya]

You weren't.

[Drew]

I've literally.

[Anya]

You were openly, like, gay, pansexual. Like trisexual. Whatever the.

[Drew]

Yeah, I've never been in the closet. You can't make me not say, like, what? Like, I don't give a. Give me your box. Give me your ill. What do you even call a wiener? I don't want to say that.

[Kai]

That.

[Anya]

And balls.

[Kai]

And ball torture. We never talk about. And ball torture.

[Anya]

I Love cbt.

[Kai]

Maybe we could have a whole segment.

[Anya]

Well, we'll do Joi. CBT.

[Kai]

What is that?

[Anya]

J.C. jake, jerk off instructional video and cock and ball torture.

[Kai]

Okay, I can, I can definitely do the and ball torture stuff because I've done a ton of research.

[Anya]

Research?

[Drew]

You've done a research but you haven't practiced. So it's not really a passion. Because if you like, if it was, I just don't believe in like to me that's like going to college and studying. But you're not taking any of that knowledge into the real world.

[Kai]

Can you not say that? Because I do have an imposter syndrome about this.

[Anya]

Does hairspray cause cancer?

[Drew]

Huh?

[Anya]

Does hairspray cause everything does? Because look at what you're sitting on. For real. Like it's gonna happen. Like the hairspray mixed with the foam chair. I sprayed it and it got all over my face and it's like really freaking me the out.

[Drew]

You're fine. Do you know there was somebody who put gorilla glue on their head like four years ago and they were fine.

[Anya]

Wait, what was the outcome of that? Did she have to pull her hair out?

[Drew]

I don't know.

[Anya]

How did she get it out?

[Drew]

I think she had to go like to the hospital and they use like a medical grade.

[Anya]

Like hate how clowned on she was. Like that was a very dumb thing to do. Like we can all recognize that as a society. But like, like looking back, I'm like, I mean I've seen crazier.

[Drew]

Yeah. I mean I've done stupider.

[Anya]

Yeah. I put mo. Yeah, it was pretty crazy. I take kind of that back. I. I kind of take that back.

[Drew]

Like that such dumb things. I haven't. But I really did get her from the beginning because there's that one Joe that's like oh, Moo the gorilla. Or like whatever. It's like Gorilla Booker that. So I was like, oh, maybe that's what she thought it was. But like does gorilla glue should just make hair stuff? Yeah, I feel like they would make.

[Anya]

I mean that might, that might really be very confusing for people actually.

[Drew]

Yeah. And it also might be like a legal issue.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Cuz the mix up would be crazy. But you just don't sell the hair glue in Home Depot. Like no one's going to Home Depot.

[Anya]

You know that redhead girl that loves gelling her hair down?

[Drew]

The one who was in the army? Yeah, yeah.

[Anya]

That'S it.

[Drew]

I also love.

[Anya]

She started her own jailbreak.

[Drew]

I love our new vocabulary is like, you know, so and so yeah, like we are. It's going to be so confusing in the future, cuz I don't know that person. I don't know her name, but I.

[Anya]

Know her face and I know the.

[Drew]

Room she used to sit in. You take me to that room. I know my way around.

[Anya]

I know she started a gel brand.

[Drew]

And I know her carpet is beige.

[Anya]

And I know she loves slicking that damn hair. Back. Back. Oh, hell no. Guys, guys, this is just temporary. Something else is going to go here. Maybe we'll see what happens. But that was really scary.

[Drew]

That's the second time that's happened when me and Kai first put it up.

[Anya]

You should take it down before we leave the studio.

[Drew]

No, cuz it's going to crumble and I'm going to kill myself.

[Anya]

Guys, do you like the new studio? I love it.

[Drew]

Or the new art cover? The COVID guys.

[Anya]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kai]

Oh, is that done already?

[Anya]

Ready? No, no, it will be done by the time this. But she might go here, she might go there.

[Drew]

She might have to go up here because I think she might be too big. Or she could go here.

[Anya]

Yeah, I was going to say on one of these two shelves too, but yeah, Enya did her damn thing with.

[Kai]

The COVID and then Kai Cam's gonna go like right here on the right to the right of me to get my good angle.

[Anya]

Okay. There's no good angle, baby.

[Drew]

Yeah, I was gonna say, cuz. Oh, you can AI that.

[Kai]

Good luck. No, that's just. Just continue. That one hurt.

[Anya]

Guys. I love gay bars.

[Drew]

You love gay bars?

[Anya]

Yeah, I love gay bars.

[Drew]

I know. Drew's trying to convince me to go to a gay bar with him this week. Am I allowed to go to a gay bar though?

[Anya]

Yes, you're gay.

[Drew]

Not that kind, actually. No, that's literally a lie. My. My taste in men is like a twink's taste in men. So actually I shouldn't go to a gay bar because I'll be like, okay, well, my media of the week is I watched the peewee docu series and that was amazing. I watched the Ali Willis documentary right after and that was really good. Mormon Housewives. Yeah, that's what I'm about to do right now and finish the set. They're the COVID art.

[Anya]

My media is under your spell by Snow Strippers, grins by Charlie XCX and 24 hours by Sky Ferreira. That song, I'll give you all one more Just because I'm a good person. There's like this little. This song is having such a little moment right now that no one's talking about, but Party for you by Charlie XCX is a banger.

[Drew]

What is that?

[Anya]

It's a small little song, but no, that song is so good.

[Drew]

That song at the end of Bottoms I genuinely think was the best use of a song in this generation in a movie ever. Like, that was the most.

[Anya]

Wasn't at Do Bottoms or was she just in it?

[Drew]

I think she wrote it. She co wrote it with Emily. Who is this number that keeps calling me because I'm literally not gonna answer? Like, you need to leave me a fucking voicemail right now.

[Anya]

You need Instagram. Jezalavi. Yes. And then Jasmine demo by Jai Paul. Oh, that album. So good, that album, y'. All. Oh, my God. Transformative.

[Drew]

Oh, my. Music media is nothing in the world by love or nothing in the world like Love by Laby Sifray, which Drew hates.

[Anya]

That song really feels like I'm at the fair in the 1940s. It feels like Coco Montrese with the hat.

[Drew]

It's such a good song, but it does make me feel like, what's the Bjork music video where she's dancing around the street. You fall in love single. Wow. But that song reminds me of that, like, Labby song. Be like a woman by Chris Rainbow, star of The Story Part 2 by Veda and favorite daughter by Lord.

[Anya]

Let's hear it for the men of the men in the music business conference.

[Drew]

Let's hear it for the music business conference.

[Anya]

Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Thank you guys for watching. We will see you next week, next Wednesday at noon.

[Drew]

We're on Wednesdays now, baby.

[Anya]

Yeah, we're on Wednesdays now. Surprise. Sorry.

[Drew]

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