Going back to the kitchen

Summary

Emergency Intercom Episode Summary: "Going Back to the Kitchen"

Release Date: August 9, 2024
Hosts: Enya Umanzor (Kai) and Drew Phillips
Podcast: Emergency Intercom by iHeartPodcasts

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Introduction and Setting the Scene

The episode kicks off with Drew and Kai welcoming listeners back to "Emergency Intercom," humorously likening their return to an internet meme involving disappointing hotel room tours. They set a playful and candid tone, immediately diving into personal anecdotes and light-hearted banter.

Family Dynamics and Parenting Challenges

Early in the episode ([02:14] Kai), Drew and Kai discuss the complexities of parenting while managing busy lifestyles. Kai expresses feelings of guilt over leaving her child for several weeks, to which Drew jokingly labels her an "awful parent." This segment highlights the duo's ability to intertwine humor with relatable family struggles.

Notable Quote:
Drew: “I mean, you are an awful parent. And she'll like... she's gonna have crazy abandonment.” ([03:30])

Addiction Jokes and Personal Struggles

The hosts humorously tackle the topic of addiction, making light of various dependencies like Ozempic and meth. Though presented comedically, these discussions hint at deeper personal battles and societal issues related to addiction.

Notable Quote:
Drew: “Nobody talks about that online. Like, a lot of your faves are addicted to it because it makes me, like, literally high.” ([05:07])

Technology, Screen Time, and Mental Health

A significant portion of the conversation revolves around the impacts of social media and excessive screen time. Kai shares her efforts to curb her usage by implementing strict app limits, while Drew candidly discusses his own struggles with anxiety and the omnipresence of digital distractions.

Notable Quotes:
Kai: “I put a 15 minute limit on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube...” ([17:31])
Drew: “I have been so anxious the past... and it's only getting worse.” ([28:58])

Personal Anecdotes and Everyday Life

Throughout the episode, Drew and Kai share humorous and sometimes poignant stories from their daily lives. From Kai's disastrous attempt at DIY beard dyeing ([44:36]) to Drew's experiences with anxiety during flights ([29:36]), their storytelling offers listeners a glimpse into their personal challenges and triumphs.

Notable Quote:
Kai: “I completely damaged my skin barrier on this half of my face...” ([43:42])

Media, Music, and Pop Culture

The hosts delve into discussions about their favorite media and music. Drew mentions rewatching "Portrait of a Lady on Fire" and listening to artists like America and Chapel Roan, while Kai shares her recent endeavors in creating song covers. Their conversations reflect a shared appreciation for music and its emotional impact.

Notable Quotes:
Drew: “I rewatched Portrait of a Lady on Fire... listen to Chapel Roan.” ([50:21])
Kai: “I'm gonna play a few... This is magical.” ([32:34])

Humor and Inside Jokes

A recurring theme is the duo's use of inside jokes and playful insults, fostering a sense of camaraderie and authenticity. They frequently tease each other and their guests, maintaining an engaging and entertaining dynamic.

Notable Quote:
Kai: “We're allowed to. We're allowed to.” ([05:07])
Drew: “I'm addicted to banging your mom addiction.” ([04:43])

Closing Remarks and Reflections

As the episode winds down, Drew and Kai reflect on their journey and the importance of perspective in life. They emphasize gratitude and the value of their listener community, wrapping up with a heartfelt thanks and playful sign-offs.

Notable Quote:
Kai: “Perspective is key to unlocking your true potential.” ([31:09])
Drew: “We have a lot to speak... still working through my anxiety.” ([35:18])

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Conclusion

"Going Back to the Kitchen" offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and candid discussions on relevant topics like parenting, addiction, and mental health. Drew and Kai's dynamic interplay and relatable content make this episode a compelling listen for both returning fans and newcomers seeking genuine comedy and conversation.

Notable Moments Recap:

• Parenting Struggles: [02:34] - [03:36]
• Addiction Humor: [04:43] - [05:44]
• Screen Time and Anxiety: [17:31] - [30:00]
• Personal Anecdotes (Beard Dyeing): [43:42] - [45:18]
• Media and Music Discussions: [50:21] - [53:13]

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Note: This summary omits non-content sections such as advertisements and introductory/outro segments to focus solely on the episode's core discussions and themes.

Transcript

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[Drew]

Princess, look out the window and welcome to Genovia.

[Kai]

I just thought we were touching.

[Drew]

No, we were touching stuff. Like, it's like, sad. Okay. I know it's been 99 degrees in the house, but I don't know why you thought that glue would have like, pre liquefied and gotten that back up on the wall.

[Kai]

I know.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, guys. Yes, yes, yes.

[Kai]

We're so happy. We are so back. We are so, so back in a big way.

[Drew]

I was. Oh, also, welcome back to Emergency Intercom. I was saying to Drew, what this feels like is like that edit, like the sound on Tick Tock that everybody uses when they get a shitty hotel room. It's like, welcome, Princess of Genovia. And then they open the curtain. It's like the shittiest room you could get. That is what this is.

[Kai]

No, girl. What was her? Nikki Blonsky giving a room tour of her hotel at Comic Con or whatever the TV everybody needs. Everybody needs a TV this big in their house.

[Drew]

No, I think what's even worse is she goes, no one needs a TV this big.

[Kai]

She's so real. And then opening the blinds to the fucking parking lot.

[Drew]

So literally the parking lot. And then just a vacant deal.

[Kai]

The garbage cans. Yeah. We're so back. Y' all happy to be back here. Back in the. Actually, the reality is God clocked your tea. Cuz women belong in the kitchen. And he put your ass right back into the kitchen. Right back in the kitchen. Let's have that conversation.

[Drew]

It is so insane to be sexist like that, but start the sentence with the real tea is Glo. God clocked your tea. Like, that's crazy. Er, also, if you're wondering, oh, my God, where is the chair? The chair hasn't made it home yet.

[Kai]

Yeah, not literally.

[Drew]

Landed back in LA last night.

[Kai]

Yeah, it's not because we don't have custody over her. She'll be back soon. She'll be back soon. But I just didn't have time to go pick her Up.

[Drew]

Yeah. We literally landed back last night. And we're already back to it. Guys, we are just hard working girls.

[Kai]

Am I a bad parent?

[Drew]

Yeah, you're like the worst kind of parent.

[Kai]

Like, just, like. I just. I don't know. I just feel bad that I left her there for three weeks, four weeks.

[Drew]

I mean, you are an awful parent. And she'll like. And the thing is, you think, like, how old is she now?

[Kai]

Like, five years old.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. That's the worst.

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

She's at 12, 4 through 6. She's gonna have crazy abandonment.

[Kai]

She's actually a toddler, though. Like, when you think about it, like, it was living in my.

[Drew]

She's aging awfully. Those white genes are catching up to her spoiled milk.

[Kai]

Aging like a milk. Yeah. Fuck.

[Drew]

Why don't we say people age like cottage cheese?

[Kai]

I think people do cottage cheese.

[Drew]

But cottage cheese is so yummy.

[Kai]

Yeah. I mean, I feel like I give cottage cheese.

[Drew]

Guys, all I ate in Miami was tuna, so.

[Kai]

Bitch, I can smell it. I can smell it.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Yesterday, I felt so bad on the plane ride back. I was sitting next to some 19 year old who definitely has way too good of a life for a 19 year old, which also annoys me because I have a really bad issue where, like, if I'm next to somebody who. Who before the age of, like, 22, has a good life, it just makes me really mad for some reason. Like, whatever.

[Kai]

Your hair's pretty today with the braids down the front.

[Drew]

Thank you. I've had to start doing this because my bangs are growing so slow that I'm, like, this close to cutting my bangs again. But I already know, like, a lot of y' all are dealing with meth addiction. I'm dealing with bangs addiction. Nobody talks about. Those are as equally as hard.

[Kai]

And I'm dealing with banging your mom addiction.

[Drew]

And I'm dealing with an ozempic addiction.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, Kenya's hella on. No, the thing is Freudian slip. I said India's hella on Xanax, which is also true, but it's fentanyl laced, obviously.

[Drew]

But I us making, like, 18 jokes about addiction within the span of 30 seconds is fucking insane.

[Kai]

But, girl, we're allowed to. We're allowed to.

[Drew]

Yeah. Because I'm actively addicted. I'm addicted to. All right. Oh, we need to do that for people who talk about their, like, getting clean story and needs to be like, I'm addicted to it. I. And then it can transition into, like, an Adrian Linker song. Oh. Oh, I'm addicted to it. I could be a good mother if I try, but I'm really addicted to Ozempic guys, and it's not for the reasons you think. I'm addicted to it because it gives me a high, and nobody talks about that online. Like, a lot of your faves are addicted to it because it makes me, like, literally high.

[Kai]

Like, I look on the fucking camera. I look tiny. Like, do you see me?

[Drew]

Somebody met me in person the other day and was like, oh, like, I thought you were way taller. And then I was like, yeah. It's probably also because, like, when Drew's on that chair, you, like, think he's so tall, so I, like, look like, tall, like, if that makes sense. Because you're seeing his full body. So in your head, you probably. Oh, I'm just not seeing her full body. But you look so tiny, like a little guy.

[Kai]

I swear. Go. I am five seven. I hit five seven last week. I'm not five four. Like, Kai, I am five seven seven.

[Drew]

Are you actually only five seven?

[Kai]

No, babes, I'm five' eleven.

[Orion]

I just want to be clear. I'm not five' four. I am almost six foot. But we can talk about how I'm six' one.

[Drew]

You're not six' one.

[Orion]

I'm almost six' one. Five' eleven. Five' eleven is not that far off from six' one. If you think about the scale of.

[Kai]

The universe, it basically is. Like, if you really think we're basically.

[Orion]

Six' two, okay, five' eleven. Six foot, six' one. That's two inches. If a bullet hit you, almost hit you two inches away, that you'd be like, oh, fuck. Like, I almost got hit by a bullet. So why am I not almost 6 1?

[Kai]

Chom, chom, chom, please save me. Chom did.

[Drew]

I'm obsessed with, like, what's happening where? Like, now I saw somebody being like, kamala hq. Kamala hq. Like, I am so obsessed with the usage of, like, right wing Republicans being insane online and like, normal people using it for the other side. Like, it's so funny.

[Kai]

Like, the irony poisoned culture we live in is just so, like, the sense of humor that twink at Kamala HQ is using is so advanced and so confusing. And I eat it up every time.

[Drew]

And it's gonna do it for me.

[Kai]

It's gonna do it for me.

[Drew]

I don't give a if they're using the, like, Internet tools on me. It works. Like, that's why the Internet is there. Also, to be clear, I'm not on fucking Ozempic. Like, y' all ever heard of gaffing about themselves? Like, I gaffe about myself. You have no gaffes for yourself. Like, I mean, it's different.

[Kai]

Should we do a fridge tour right now?

[Drew]

Okay, we just got back and all that's in there's olives and rotten cheese. Stop. Please stop.

[Kai]

And 10 pounds of Wingstop Ranch that is three months old. And the lid is yellowing. It's bulging from fermentation.

[Drew]

Oh my God, I can't wait to get Wingstop tonight. I only had it for like one time, the past three weeks. And I got it when I was in Miami and they gave me the wrong order and I didn't even throw a fuss about it because my family got to have it. And I was like, yeah, this is the best night ever. It actually was such a cute night. We, me and my two younger siblings.

[Kai]

Was it a cute night?

[Drew]

I'm trying to. I'm doing this thing, I'm practicing backing up on the, like, specific jokes I make.

[Kai]

You really did bite your tongue. You really bite your tongue.

[Drew]

And I did a good job, but it was so cute. I played. My siblings are finally at that teenage age where they're like, back to being a little normal and like, nice, like.

[Kai]

And not too, too cool. They're still too cool.

[Drew]

Yeah, they're still too cool, but they still look at me and they're like, oh, I love my sister. But when your siblings, if you have like a large age gap between your siblings and you're not at this point yet, just brace yourself. 13 to 15, they become monsters.

[Kai]

Evil.

[Drew]

They become evil. Dark sided. There's something in the water. And then it just really makes you think about who you were when you were that age. And it's really scary to think about. And it's like, oh, my God, I'm going to give you grace. Because, like, this is just what your brain is literally like, might. You might as well be doing meth right now with the way your brain is like, developing. And God bless that. But now my siblings are back to normal and we played this game and it was cracking me up. It's this board game where it's like Unsolved Mysteries. And my little sister has played it before. I bought it for her once for her and her friends. And I wish I was recording her because she was cracking me up. She got this one about like aliens in space that we were doing because it's like unsolved crime and you have to like, look through all this stuff Read all this shit. Read way too much to fudgeing solve it. And at first I was impressed because I was like, damn, I can't believe she picked this game. It's like a, like a really like intellect, like academic forward game to pick. And she kept being like, this shit is way too hard. Last time it was just these two girls went missing and I knew who the fudge did it because it was easy as fuck. I don't give a fuck about space. This shit is bonk. And we all just ended up cheating. We sat there for like an hour like, no, yeah, no. And read this part. But like, all of us just were ignoring each other and not helping each other. And it was funny as because she just kept being like, bro, this is too fucking hard. This is not a fun game. We should take it back. Like, this shit sucks. And it was really fun.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Love my family.

[Kai]

My nephew that is hitting the age where they're too cool. I mean, literally growing up, I literally actually had the nickname dtc. Drew Too Cool. Because I became too cool around like age 11, 12, 13. So everyone called me DTC for like four years. Still to this day, I get called DTC.

[Drew]

That's actually such an awesome.

[Kai]

Like, it was. It was pretty advanced. Pretty fucking advanced. But it also ruined me. It like literally was psychological torture and warfare.

[Drew]

Because you were actively too self aware of yourself and your actions.

[Kai]

Yes, exactly. I was like, I literally attribute a lot of that for like, the way I perceive myself now, which. That's a whole fucking conversation that I want to talk about. Girl, when I'm walking through the airport, I am literally. I'm not joking. I am the hottest person that exists on this fucking planet. I look in the mirror and I'm like, bitch, I am eating all of y' all up. You're all flops around me. Don't even fucking come up to me. Don't address me. Don't talk to me. I am too sexy, hot and above you. But then I'm on those goddamn zoom episodes and I'm the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen. I really have no concep concept of what I.

[Drew]

Well, okay, the thing is, we weren't meant to have mirrors. We were meant to, like, over a pond and, like, see our reflection all jaded and, like, rippled. And we weren't meant to look at ourselves like that. I was re watching Nipple. I was re watching Portrait of a Lady on Fire because I hate myself. And at one point, one of the girls in the movies, like in the movie moves a sheet and looks in the mirror and she, like, looks a little jarred for a second. And at first my dumbass was like, yeah, it's because they weren't supposed to have mirrors, but it's literally because she saw something behind her. And then I thought I was on when I was like, no, it's literally because it's like, to have a mirror is so crazy.

[Kai]

Like in Parasite with, like, the lines, they start crossing the lines of symmetry of the movie. You thought you were unlocking some, like, crazy, bruh.

[Drew]

I know that there are some people who literally, like, are obsessed with going. So they could be the first one to be like, did you notice this? Like, that's their fudgeing job on this planet is to get on and be like, five things you didn't notice when watching. Like.

[Kai]

And I beat it up every time, and I'm pissed at myself. I didn't notice it every time.

[Drew]

I lied to myself.

[Kai]

And I'm like, I knew that you're not even teaching me anything, girl. I need rehab for. My fucking phone literally locked me up in jail.

[Drew]

It's because you were back in Texas. Because in Miami, my phone was getting the work.

[Kai]

Like, she was ran through. No, she was a rant.

[Drew]

Back hurts because I was like, getting back jobs. Crazy.

[Kai]

I was rubbing my phone's fucking clitoris all fucking day. You know this button on the iPhone Pros, where, like, it's like the mute or camera button or whatever? Like, bitch, I was pressing the. The out of that, like, making her squirt and shit.

[Orion]

Wait, can you do it so that when you.

[Kai]

Yeah, you can make a phone squirt? Yeah.

[Orion]

No, that's not. That's not my question. Can you do it so that you set it up so that you can do a voice recording with that button?

[Kai]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Orion]

And does it notify anyone that you're recording? That's scary. And I feel like that's. That should be illegal.

[Drew]

Personally, no. I record people all the time. But there. There is legality. Like, different states have different laws about recording somebody against their consent. But everybody I've ever recorded without telling them, I tell them after, and they're okay with it. And they're actually very happy. You might find they laugh about it.

[Kai]

Like, girl, what are we going to do with these fudgeing recordings? Like, post them on Instagram. Like, I don't want.

[Drew]

I just want them for when I'm old. Because I'm also convinced that I'm going to have bad memory when I'm older. And I'm terrified of, like, forgetting conversations, even though I'm somebody who forgets nothing. And I rehash everything 18 million times over. So for me to forget something would be actually crazy, because you cannot have a conversation with me without me walking away and rehashing the whole thing word by word in my head. Yeah, right, Right.

[Kai]

Well, Spotify has comments. Now go leave a comment on Spotify.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Can y' all, like, go and call us hot on Spotify?

[Kai]

Please comment on music. No, on podcast.

[Drew]

Which makes sense because a lot of their content, like, a lot of their podcasts that are just for them. I'm shocked that they never had comments because you could only watch certain podcasts on there especially was.

[Kai]

And it's, like, such a big community builder, so it's, like, such a vibe.

[Drew]

Well, I was watching this girl's video on YouTube, and at the end of it, she, like, says, wait, I need to. I wrote down what she said because it actually took me back. I was like, whoa. Like, wait. I said, I was watching this YouTube video on this, and this girl at the end of her video was like, thank you so much for spending that time with me. It was so cherished by me, and I appreciate it more than you will ever know. Thank you for watching.

[Kai]

No, Literally, me to the no.

[Drew]

And then I was like, okay. Like, I got taken back because I was like, okay, why are you calling me out? Like, you're trying to call me ungrateful for everybody who watches me? Because I've literally never said anything like that. And it literally made me insecure because I was like, oh, my God, I am just such a fucking, like, piece of shit, like, narcissist, that I just want attention, and I expect it. Like, I literally. I genuinely. I was talking to somebody.

[Kai]

I'm forever grateful for this.

[Drew]

I'm very grateful. But nobody talks about what it's like growing up on the Internet. Especially, like, my standards, specifically when it comes to romantic relationships. My standards for attention are so fucking high because I can post a picture of myself and literally, like, at least 50 people will call me, like, sexy, beautiful, and, like, literally want to just, like, tell me that I'm gorgeous. So now when I am, like, with someone romantically, if I send them a picture and they don't reply like, it's an IG comment thread, I'm like, wow, they're over. Okay. Wow. Like, you literally hate me, but I'm just an attention. But I am very grateful for all the views and people who care about us. But, like, her saying that. I was like to say like, I cherish this time with you. I was like, whoa. Like that, that's real. I was like, I literally closed my laptop and I got on Tick Tock after that because I was like, that was a lot.

[Kai]

I gotta shut my brain down. I gotta turn it off. I downloaded this app that actually bricks your apps. So I put. It's so embarrassing. I started it last night And I put 15 minute limit fives or hold on. I put a 15 minute limit on Instagram, tick tock and YouTube and I can only access them five times a day. And then there's a 10 second buffer from when I click the app and click Unlock between me actually being able to use it so I can like actually think. And I'm like, okay, do I actually want to wait for this? Do I want to use this app? Girl, look how many times I've used Tick tock already today. 13 out of 15. What is 13?

[Drew]

Wait, what time did you wake up?

[Kai]

Is that why I woke up at. I woke up at like 7:30 on accident. But I actually this morning I read 20 pages of my book and then I fell back asleep till 9:30, which was so fire. I forgot everything I read though. And then I open my phone. But the thing is, is once you click unlock it, like makes it so there's a 15 minute timer. It's not like me actively using TikTok for 15 minutes straight. Yeah, like after 15 minutes of time pass, not 15 minutes of like TikTok use. So I'm not actually on there for fucking 15, but I do use it a lot. Like I. Oh my God, it's so fucking bad. I literally looked at like my screen time in Texas and I was averaging 4 hours and 30 minutes on TikTok Al alone.

[Drew]

Wait, I need to look at my.

[Kai]

Screen on Tick Tock alone. Like, girl, what am I doing on there? And like I fall asleep scrolling to it. I'm like, literally what? Like what? Like I'll like scroll through it and then I'll have to like, like I'll fall asleep with my finger on the screen and I'm like, girl, what? But.

[Drew]

On Tuesday, July 30, I spent 14 hours and 45 minutes on my phone. Five of those hours was on tick tock, four of them was on YouTube.

[Kai]

At least I'm getting YouTube in there when I'm gooped.

[Drew]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, see, but like when I was in France, I wasn't on my phone at all. Oh my God.

[Kai]

Wow.

[Drew]

Yeah. My ab. My average last week was 9 hours and 30 minutes, guys. My average this week is only an hour.

[Kai]

What? You're so talented.

[Drew]

Okay, this can't be right, because it's saying on Monday, I only use my phone for an hour and 30 minutes. And I can say with my chest that that's simply not.

[Kai]

It's literally a lie.

[Drew]

Like, that is. It's saying on Sunday, I only.

[Kai]

The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is literally a lie. The girls that know. No.

[Drew]

Well, shout out to you every now and then. I remember that I do not know how to do the Heimlich maneuver, and it really freaks me out. Like, I'm not kidding. When people start to, like, even lightly.

[Kai]

You just get back shots, right?

[Drew]

I get.

[Kai]

Just give the person choking, basically.

[Drew]

Do. Yeah, I think.

[Kai]

I know. You go right underneath the diaphragm. You go lay some pipe. Consensually, obviously.

[Orion]

Obviously.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Anyways, yeah, it really freaks me out. And then I'm like, please don't choke around me because I, like, will not be able to save your life and you will be dying in my presence.

[Orion]

I've saved seven women's lives.

[Kai]

It was eight.

[Orion]

Eight women's lives?

[Kai]

Oh, yeah. It was eight, including me.

[Orion]

Yeah.

[Kai]

It wasn't seven or. It wasn't eight women. It was seven women and me.

[Orion]

Oh, yeah, I saved your life.

[Drew]

Do you mean because of back shots?

[Kai]

No, no. I was actually choking.

[Orion]

He was actually choking, and I immediately, like, again, I blacked out.

[Drew]

If you're actually hooked up, I don't think you would ever speak to each other again.

[Orion]

I think we would speak to each other, and I think that we would do a podcast for years afterwards.

[Kai]

Yeah. I mean, that's what happened to us if we did. I mean. Yes, of course.

[Drew]

I guess. That is like, everybody who has a.

[Kai]

Podcast, they need to give me my children back. Give me my kids back.

[Drew]

How old are kids now?

[Kai]

Like, 7 and 8. Most formative years of their life.

[Orion]

Your kids are 7 and 8? And I've never met them and I've never seen them, and they're not around, really.

[Kai]

That's what I'm saying. They took them from me. The fucking government took them.

[Orion]

Oh, I didn't realize they were taken.

[Drew]

Yeah, well, we technically just gave them up.

[Kai]

We were on tour. We couldn't do it.

[Drew]

We had better shit to do than voluntarily.

[Kai]

They couldn't. They couldn't give. We couldn't take care of them.

[Orion]

You had to pursue your podcast.

[Drew]

Yeah, I had to pursue my passion.

[Kai]

Y' all that pole vaulter's fucking big penis, bitch. Yup, that part for real. Just basically me if I pole vaulted.

[Drew]

No, it might be the opposite. Like, it's. It's. You're so concave down there that, like.

[Kai]

Oh, my ass is too big. Yeah, it goes out the opposite. What is the. The opposite of penis's vagina? Butt and boobs. No. Boobs and pecs. But there's no opposite of butt because.

[Drew]

We all have a butt.

[Kai]

We all have a hunger. We actually literally do.

[Drew]

I literally will never forget in El Coyote, like, Drew was trying to remember Hunger by Florence in the Machine. He was like. He was like, what's that one song that. Who's always hungry?

[Kai]

She's always eating, bro.

[Drew]

We all have a hunger. Someone named their baby after me, Actually. Yes.

[Kai]

No.

[Drew]

Swear to God. I have to try and find it, but this girl named her baby after me.

[Kai]

Wait. That is so cute.

[Drew]

I know. But don't. Don't get crazy doing that, because I like having a rare name.

[Kai]

Like, they ironically named their baby after me, too. Sorry, I tried to take your shine and it just didn't work.

[Drew]

I know. I'm used to it. I can ignore the out of you hoe.

[Kai]

Gouda pop money spread.

[Drew]

Okay, I will not be able to say her name.

[Kai]

What do y' all know about this?

[Drew]

Jatali.

[Kai]

That's the baby's. How is that named after you?

[Drew]

No, I'm. I'm trying to say the mom's name. I don't know. I. And don't get on me, because I just can't pronounce names. But she named her baby Enya. Oh. And at first I was like, I wonder if she really means that. And then I was looking at all her videos, and that name has been hung up on the walls forever. And she dresses the baby really cute. Like, ah. See, when I see stuff like this, I'm like, that sounds fun. But then I actually remember, like, I don't want kids, so I'll just live through y' all having kids.

[Kai]

No, literally.

[Drew]

My God. My mom was annoying the out of me in Miami. Like, every time kids got brought up, she was like, when you have kids? And I was like, listen. I literally, at one point had to be like, back up. Back.

[Kai]

Back the up. I want kids so bad, y' all. I have, like, maternal instincts now. It's scary. Like, I was literally watching Luna play, and we were just, like, hanging out, and I was like, oh, my God, I would literally die for this child. Like, unironically. I would Die for Luna. But it's also because I want to die. Actually, I'm good now. I'm, like, on a good one right now. Like, don't fuck it up. Like, I'm manifesting good vibes.

[Orion]

Well, dude, someone made an edit of you, so that'll help.

[Kai]

Which one?

[Orion]

With your good vibes. To, like, increase them.

[Kai]

Bitch, I know exactly which one it is. The one of me fucking laughing. Can someone edit me, please? That one's up. Y' all are toxic. Unironically.

[Drew]

I love the, like, mods.

[Kai]

Ban them. Ban them from the chat. Mods. Ban that girl from this podcast.

[Drew]

Imagine. We started doing that when someone made a joke that low key artists. We were like, find them.

[Kai]

Find them. Behead them. Behead.

[Drew]

What is that audio? That's like, cuts his throat, girl.

[Kai]

I was watching Game of fucking Thrones and it's Cersei Lannister saying it. And when it came on, I was like, wait, oh, my God, this is the audio. I'm rewatching Game of Thrones. I watched House of Dragons. The last fucking episode pissed me off. Like, the last fucking season of Game of Thrones. Like, don't fucking play with me. Fuck them. Fuck the show writers. Fuck them for losing budget. I literally hope y' all die. Cause y' all built this fucking whole show up to the last episode. You took two episodes away from us. No, this is serious. This is real. People are agreeing with me. Like, I'm basically.

[Drew]

No.

[Orion]

This season sucked.

[Kai]

Fucking presidential campaign. It was four episodes were, like, good.

[Orion]

But first four were all right, but I was. Yeah, it costs $80 million to make that show. And it's just crackers talking.

[Kai]

It's so.

[Orion]

That's it. It doesn't have to cost 80.

[Kai]

So fucking annoying. And I'm like, y' all built this entire season up to not have one fucking battle scene. Like, girl, like, y' all are never.

[Drew]

Going to get me to watch that funky fucking show. Like, fuck that show.

[Kai]

Like, you should.

[Drew]

I'm not gonna.

[Kai]

No. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones.

[Drew]

I'm not gonna go.

[Kai]

You said that about Sex and the City and you loved it. Same with Sopranos.

[Drew]

Yeah, Sex and the City. It' girls having fun being crazy, Kooky Sopranos. It's about dysfunctional family being crazy, funny, kooky. Breaking Bad, crazy family, awful dad. Yeah, I'm watching that. Game of Thrones dragons don't play with me.

[Kai]

That's got nothing to do. It's like. Like Targaryen bloodlines. Like incest, like, boobs and it's honestly good.

[Drew]

So it sounds like. It sounds like it's being made for a very specific. Because incest and stuff. So it's a very specific.

[Kai]

Yeah, Me and you don't.

[Drew]

We don't have to bring that back up.

[Kai]

Girl. Also, apparently we're second cousins.

[Drew]

It doesn't count.

[Kai]

Apparently we're. I. Someone. I prank called someone at 3am you're so annoying. I can't get on. Tick tock. Do you have it? What did you just call me? I called you a little bastard. Why? True. Sorry, y' all. That's right, I said it. What are you gonna do about it, punk?

[Drew]

Oh, Drew.

[Kai]

Gagged. You can't say those things, Drew. You can't say those things. Where's Enya at? Go her.

[Drew]

You have to think hard about it.

[Kai]

I can say whatever I want. What are you gonna do, Drew? Where is Enya at?

[Drew]

Period me up, bro.

[Kai]

You don't know Enya. That's right. I don't know Enya. Yeah.

[Drew]

Have you ever said punks?

[Kai]

Yeah. Okay, I know who Anya is. So. What? Very scary.

[Drew]

The thing is, what's crazy is this is how we talk to each other in the house.

[Kai]

Like, this is when we're beefing what we sound like. Like when we're like, silent in each other's cars. This is like the conversation.

[Drew]

Exactly.

[Kai]

It, like punk. Punk.

[Drew]

Yeah. The edits. The edits this week have been good because there's also this one. You saw this one, right?

[Orion]

Oh, I saw that one. Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, I miss Josiah so much.

[Kai]

He's coming over. It's been a month. It's been a month. Hey, Ms. Joseph.

[Drew]

It's been more than a month for me because I. I haven't seen him since before I started doing my world tour.

[Kai]

Oh, also, he didn't come over and I stayed extra. I stayed extra days to hang out with him and Josh and fucking Josiah didn't come, which is heart been broke so many times, I don't know who to fucking believe. And then he didn't text me for like, literally three weeks.

[Drew]

Yeah. But then he texted in our group chat. He said, I miss you guys. And then we didn't reply for like, three days.

[Kai]

Yeah, because I don't play that. If you don't text me back. I'm not texting you back. I'm dead. Look at this. This is bullshit. I'm out.

[Drew]

I'm the worst texter ever. So I can't. This is low key.

[Kai]

I know, but it's like both of us, but because we reply to each other's texts in person. Like, that's what I realized.

[Drew]

We, like, see each other, and then we're like, well, also, like, I only am a good texter when I'm in, like, a weirdly manic state. Then I will text, text. I will talk. Like, when we were texting, I was, like, fully on a crazy one. Me and him texted for, like, six hours yesterday. It's literally because I was manic, because I have been so anxious. Talking to the psychiatrist this week about it. Don't fret. But I have been so anxious the past, like, six months, and it's only getting worse and worse and worse. And yesterday, I, like, I always have this feeling, like, I'm always thinking about my death and when I'm gonna die. And, like, that's all that, like, occupies my mind. But specifically when I'm taking off on flights, it's like, all, like, no, no, I'm.

[Kai]

I'm genuinely trying to help you because it's, like, opened up.

[Drew]

See my.

[Kai]

My teeth.

[Orion]

Dude, you lying is crazy.

[Kai]

Gas lighting.

[Drew]

But all I can think about when I take off on planes is, like, my life being over. But then yesterday, I was thinking about it. I was like, I wonder. Like, I. I know people are scared of dying, like, gadoy, but I was trying to get down to the bottom of why dying.

[Kai]

Okay, but doink a doink. Wait, that's my catchphrase. Badoinka.

[Drew]

Doink.

[Kai]

When I say, like, a zinger, like, oh, pole vaulter's penis. Bad oink a doink. No one commented on my gouda pop spread, but doink a doink.

[Drew]

Hey, we wouldn't be back home if.

[Kai]

We didn't have issues unless Kai didn't up his goddamn job.

[Orion]

I didn't it up. I didn't it up. That actually, again, was something that happened, and it was not my fault.

[Kai]

Ironically, wasn't his fault. It was not his fault.

[Orion]

Oh, also, by the way, just to, like, paint the picture for what it's like to be in this room for listeners. It's 120 degrees.

[Drew]

No, it's actually. It is actually 83 degrees in here. Like, unironically. It is so hot. My back is sticking to this chair. I am dripping sweat. Yeah.

[Orion]

Yeah. I have to hear Drew. And over the sound of the gas leaking from the.

[Kai]

Yeah, we have a constant, consistent propane natural gas leak coming out of our stove. I mean, but this is what it's really all about. It's all about. No, y' all unironically I've been fucking putting a lot of perspective into my thoughts. Like, it really. Perspective is literally key. Whoa. Perspective is key.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Kai]

Perspective is a key, key. Perspective is key to unlocking your true potential.

[Orion]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Of gratitude and peaceful. And peacefulness, happiness.

[Drew]

You and my dad would like the same Facebook content because something he. You saying that reminded me of, like, he is obsessed with this guy who goes up to people in public and acts like he's about to say something profound. And every time, the people are like, ugh. And, like, walk away from him. But one of the videos he showed me was like. It was this, like, Spanish creator, and he was like. He goes up to these guys and he's like, like, the key to opening doors in your life, it only takes two words. And they both stopped and they were listening. He was like, push and pull. And both of them went and, like, walked away from him. And I'm like, I could see you ending up doing that. Like, going up to people and saying.

[Kai]

Those kind of things 100%. Well, I did something specifically for my friends and my friends only. And I worked on it for literally hours and hours and hours. And I got paid dust in the fucking group chat.

[Drew]

Are you talking about the songs?

[Kai]

I'm talking about the song covers, and I'm just gonna play a few.

[Drew]

Well, to be fair, I was at a very sweet dinner with my dad and sister, so I wasn't on my phone, y' all.

[Kai]

I recorded a 10 song long cover album over the span of from 9pm or. No, it was 11pm to 1am so how long is that? Three hours, two hours?

[Drew]

I don't know.

[Kai]

But just to give y' all a little taste of what I was cooking up. Hold on. Which one should I do? I'll just do it, like, with this feeling, the vibrations. I love everybody. I love everything. Life is all about perspective. Let's have a little perspective together. Let's do it. You ready? 1, 1, 2, 3, 4. Let's go. If you. If you could return don't let it burn, don't let it fade. Gerard might be rude.

[Drew]

How are you reading? How are you reading the lyrics? And you're still fumbling over them. If you dance, I'll dance.

[Kai]

And if you don't, I'll dance anyway. I love y' all. This is the best one. This one, I was like, okay. Like, this is so.

[Drew]

It is sweet. You picked songs. Everyone in the group chat, all of us have memories with each other with.

[Kai]

This one is so good. And like, I was like, when I was sending these In. I was like, oh, my God. Like, imagine I die and, like, this is what I leave behind. Like, they're.

[Drew]

That's what we're gonna play at your funeral instead of your playlist.

[Kai]

Yeah. Like, this is magical. Okay. Hell, no. There's a world where I can go in. Guys, let me know if I should release these on YouTube.

[Drew]

I would love a, like, random throwaway YouTube account with all your covers. Can we do that? Can we make an account where I'm putting on, like. Yeah, we're gonna make a random account and just start. We should make music with Josie tonight.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I have a lot to say.

[Kai]

Literally. We have a lot to speak.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, I didn't finish my anxiety thing. Basically, I'm crazy. Okay.

[Kai]

This one's the worst one, y' all. Up my. Take a peek to find. This was, like, literally making me crying when I'm singing it. I love this song. Do you know that?

[Drew]

I don't know that song.

[Kai]

I'll show it to you real quick. I can't find it. I'll show you after. Hur Gerty, man.

[Drew]

I was going to say two things. One, I'm tired of the Mount Everest shit. Cut it. It's not worth it.

[Kai]

It's tried. It's boring. You're not special.

[Drew]

You just want to be, like, out to drinks with your friends and being like, oh, what did you do this past weekend? Oh, my God. I just finished climbing Mount Everest.

[Kai]

Like, okay.

[Drew]

I'm so tired of doing just to be annoying and brag about it. Like, you're so annoying. I don't care. Literally. I think if somebody told me, like, if somebody in real life was like, I climbed Mount Everest, I would not be impressed. I'd be like, you were extremely bored. You must relocate and, like, find a real purpose, because that is crazy.

[Kai]

So it's not even deadly anymore. It's like, girl, like, I could go up there and do it myself without any training. Like, try K2. Try smoking K2. Then I. Then we'll have a real conversation.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. I remember when I first moved to LA and I was like, in my little stoner era.

[Kai]

K2 is also a mountain that I think is actually deadly. That might have been, like, such an advanced joke, y' all.

[Drew]

When you first said it, I thought you were really talking about an actual mountain. But when I first moved to la, I was so fearful because I wasn't of age yet, so I had to buy, like, my weed illegally. Illegally. And I. For some reason, I never had this fear in Miami. But here I was convinced somebody was going to sell me K2. So I didn't smoke for like three years because I was convinced that I was Gonna accidentally buy K2. And I would look up videos of people on K2 and it would freak me out.

[Kai]

I'd be jumping out the window where it's like the camera and it's the couch and the windows behind and jump out of the window like that.

[Drew]

Also the kid who was like, I'm paralyzed. I paralyzed. I'm just paralyzed.

[Kai]

Like, he was just grinning out. I think, like, I think he was just made like he couldn't handle the.

[Drew]

The thing is, my all of my green outs for the most part, other than my one really bad green out with my mother and everybody. Like, no, even the one I had with you, that was mild for me. Like, because I was like, we were around a bunch of people and I got up and I removed myself and then you followed me and I told you what was happening to me. But other than that, like, all of them have been relatively silent for me. Like my green outs post that have been isolated to like one person being around me. Because even in a green out, I've been so shameful of the fact that I'm greening out.

[Kai]

But yeah, I don't think y' all have ever seen me green out, have you?

[Drew]

No, because you just disappear into your room.

[Kai]

Yeah, I just like cry myself to sleep.

[Drew]

Yeah, you go to your room and you freak out. I've seen you have like a panic attack. Like I've seen you have panic attacks, but not like weed induced. Just seen you have panic attacks. Just literally I've had to rub your belly.

[Kai]

What was it about?

[Drew]

I don't remember. I remember it was in your room and you texted me something because people were over and you went to the room and you were like, I'm literally having a panic attack. And then I had to go and sit in bed with you and like rub your.

[Kai]

I can't remember what it was about.

[Drew]

I had to rub.

[Kai]

I think it was about Sam. Yeah, she rubbed me off the back of my penis. Hello. Kai knows the back of my penis like the palm of his hand.

[Orion]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Okay, well, the other thing I don't understand is why the did they give us those big ass sharpeners in class? Like the ones that made the most noise ever. Like, I was watching a video that those sharpeners have been around since like 1827, but when we were in school, there was already the normal ones. Like, we didn't have to do that. Like the ye old. Like, y' all don't know what it's like to turn your pencil. Like, literally no one will ever know. Half the people listening to this, I don't even think had to experience getting up in the middle of class. And you were either one of two types of kids. You either were extremely embarrassed to go and sharpen your pencil, or you were like me. And you were an attention whore from a very young age. And you lived for the moment you would break your pencils on purpose. So you had a reason to go and sharpen that fucking pencil.

[Kai]

So everybody look at you. Like, wardrobe. What is it? Your uniform that everybody had to wear, but you got to accessorize it with a coat that no one gets to talk about.

[Drew]

You got to accessorize it with a coat.

[Kai]

It's like, okay, well, going back to House of Dragon, I promise it's worth it. Kai, since you watched do you know Varys?

[Orion]

I. I only watched half of the last episode.

[Kai]

Technically. Okay. But the Varys, the dude with the cane hobbles around. Someone emailed me and said that we are uncanny. The verbiage uncanny that we look like twins. Oh, my God.

[Orion]

It doesn't. I don't think it looks like him.

[Drew]

Wait, it's crazy who Drew gets compared to. Every now and then, when people realize the size of my forehead, I get called Lily Rosedep.

[Kai]

No, they're toxic.

[Orion]

Like, it doesn't look like you.

[Drew]

That does not look.

[Kai]

And they sent this screenshot not.

[Drew]

Oh, no. Oh, that's up.

[Kai]

It's toxic.

[Drew]

Also, like, it's up for us to look at a picture of another human being and be like, that's up. To say you look like that. That's literally my favorite thing is, like, when you really think about how the people you know look in your dreams and they kind of don't look like that. Like, does that make sense? Like, that's if my brain was trying to remember how you looked like in my dreams.

[Kai]

Yeah, no, literally. Wait, did it. I think it said, like, robotic.

[Orion]

Yeah, I get that. Does not look like you.

[Kai]

Literally sick. Like, y' all.

[Drew]

Also, I think this week I'm going to go and buy a bunch of bars of soap and start making the zop. The Zope. The soap crunching content.

[Kai]

Cuz I really.

[Drew]

With the phone. Cuz I really want to do that. But I was watching this video of this girl put a bunch of soaps into like. Like pond. Like amount of water in her sink and letting it sit there and then playing with it and I was, like, squidging it. This is pushing it. Like, first of all, all of the soaps looked used. Like, none of them were brand new. All of them looked used to the same thinness. And I was like, is there a world where she's really just sitting in her kitchen and washing her hands for, like, 30 minutes to get all these soaps this thin? And then my other thought was, I just gaffed all over myself because I really want to crunch soap. Also, to clarify, I keep saying gaff. I don't know why, but it's literally just giving a. So I gave a all over myself.

[Kai]

Yeah, it just can't stop. I just can't stop gaffing. I just can't stop gaffing.

[Drew]

I think it's because I kept texting people, like, I don't. Like, I don't give a. Like, ID gaff. And then I was like, I need to stop saying I don't give a. Because really, at the end of the day, I gaff. Like, and I gaff hard. Does. Is gaffing a real word?

[Kai]

I need to remember that people that hold the mics, they're gaffers. And then gaffing. Gaff is like a.

[Drew]

Wait, but gaff is an actual verb. I forget that the English language is, like, actually very broad. And I shouldn't just be saying things, because gaffing actually means the whales are gaffed, speared, or knifed to death.

[Kai]

So it's like stabbing people. Stabbing people. Stabbing today. Stabbing today. Well, I went into Brandy Melville, and.

[Drew]

None of the clothes fit you.

[Kai]

I literally. Bitch, you fucked up my joke. Because all of the clothes literally slipped off my body. Like, they were so big on me, even the smallest size.

[Drew]

Actually, I took my teenage sister to Brandy Melville, and she verbatim goes, all of these clothes are too big. And I was like, wow, okay, nice.

[Kai]

I must be nice. What is it?

[Drew]

You know what my workout routine has been? Because I feel like now that people know I'm not on Ozempic, they're gonna be like, oh, what are you doing?

[Kai]

Doing?

[Drew]

I've just been doing those white lady classes. The exercise classes.

[Kai]

Exercise balls with the drumsticks where they.

[Drew]

Do everything but work out. Dude, I found a new one. Drew.

[Kai]

They, like, call it, like, 10. 10 reps of hip hip hoorays.

[Drew]

Hip hip hooray.

[Kai]

What the is that? What the is that? Wait, this song actually eats looks? Maxing and pheromone maxing. Why? Why do we pit two people against each other? We're both God's precious creatures. Maxing any.

[Drew]

Okay. E. Drew the sound. I fear I have nothing else to say.

[Kai]

Oh, I got. I got some to say I got.

[Drew]

Some to say and I really have to poop.

[Kai]

I can't lie, y' all. I. So, typically, when I come back to Texas, right before I come back, I just shave my beard off because I'm like, it's disgusting. I want it off my face. But I was, like, like, freaking the out one night, and I was like, I don't know why I did this to myself, but I was like, I want to see what would happen if I dyed my beard darker. Like, I wanted to do it. I did it. I dyed the entire bottom half of my face brown. So I can't shave my goddamn beard till it comes out. But I think it's mostly out now, girl. I recorded the whole thing because I.

[Drew]

Think that's what people low key do is, like. It's like, guys with thinning beards will do that so that their beard looks more full.

[Kai]

I recorded.

[Drew]

We gotta take Drew swimming on the first day.

[Kai]

Wait, hold on.

[Drew]

Oh, Drew, you gave yourself a line.

[Kai]

I know. I literally had, like, a proper line. This was, I think, like, pre wash, but, like, it's pretty much that.

[Drew]

No, it doesn't look like that anymore.

[Kai]

No, no, not. Not close. I, like, I made, like, a concoction of, like, olive oil and isopropyl alcohol, and I grabbed, like, my mom's, like, grainy exfoliator. I completely damaged my skin barrier on this half of my face. It's ruined for months, if not years, but I just scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed until it, like, came out of the closet.

[Drew]

Well, I was talking to my dad because for some reason, I had this idea that my dad was somebody who never got high, and he spent his 20s high as fuck. Like, when he first moved to the.

[Kai]

U.S. we both have gay dads.

[Drew]

He said he would go to concerts, and he was, like, the kind of person that if somebody handed him a blunt, he would just smoke it. He didn't give him.

[Kai]

He was laced, so he was literally.

[Drew]

He was literally. He was talking about how he was so high one time that he had to, like, crawl up to his apartment because he was scared of falling down the stairs.

[Kai]

Been there. Except I took.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, my mom's calling.

[Kai]

I took Trazodone and lunesta and fainted 10 times. Drew Siop. It's Drew Siop. It's Drusiap Corner. Drusayup. It's Drusayup.

[Drew]

It just sounds like you're Saying you're calling yourself Drew Siah Corner.

[Kai]

Bitch. If you need three to four edibles to get high, stop wasting your money. You're ready for cocaine.

[Drew]

That's up.

[Kai]

Be like, I'm a Scorpio. I don't give a. If you got scoliosis, lick my balls.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Kai]

Whooping. Kids nowadays don't work. You gotta pepper spray those little.

[Drew]

That's literally how I feel. My siblings.

[Kai]

I heard the government was putting chips inside of people. I hope I get hot Cheetos. Ladies, don't let a man who drinks Boba tea raise his voice at you. You talk to him woman to woman.

[Drew]

That's good. Dude, this mike has been like slowly descending into hell. This whole episode.

[Kai]

Hanging out with Orion and Inya is like going to therapy where no one gets better.

[Drew]

No, Orion and me, genuinely. I mean she posted a tick tock once because all we do is go like exactly in our tax. And we've done that before. That was a meme. And that's all we say to each other. We're always saying exactly. No, exactly.

[Kai]

Whoever made those foot long subway cookie mukbangs with the bowl of ice milk need their ate for 32 hours straight.

[Drew]

That wouldn't. That would be painful.

[Kai]

Also, I just need to shout out Preston. Been carrying. Preston sends me like at least eight a week and I use at least one of them.

[Drew]

That makes me so happy because I would like to assume that that person just sits in their bed high as fuck and screenshots shit, knowing that they're going to send it to me.

[Kai]

I think that's literally the fucking vibe. And I don't know if It's Preston the TikTok user that also sends me emails for drusia. I don't know. Also Emily Fulmer sent one, but I'll do one freaking more. Lick her C section scar and say I love you, my little Ziploc baggie. That one's kind of gnarly, huh?

[Drew]

No, nothing will ever be more gnarly than the the cemetery.

[Kai]

Oh, the haunted pussy with STDs calling themselves a snack. Okay, 7 million pounds of boarhead meat that was recalled for listeria.

[Drew]

Dude, I actually have been so scared of listeria.

[Kai]

Okay, food poisoning. Shout out Ashton. And those were my gay little psyops for this week.

[Drew]

Well, this is my media of the week. I rewatched Portrait of a Lady on Fire. Whatever, man. And I'm still listening to Tin man by America and honestly, the only song I want to shout out is Can't Do a Thing by Chris Isaac. Oh. And actually, I've been listening to so much Chapel Roan. Like, it's actually diabolical. And now Chapel Roan reminds me of my sister and my dad, because in Miami, every time we got in the car, I would just play it. And my dad likes Chapel.

[Kai]

He's.

[Drew]

He was like. He was like, this is good. He was like, this reminds me when music was so fun. And then my dad was just talking to me about, like, all the music he really liked. And it was really sweet because I was like, damn. I wonder if, like. Because I know there are some people who actually don't, like, give a at all about music. Like, there are people like that in the world who I think are the killers. But I've convinced myself that it is genetic to like the same music as your parents, because all the music my dad grew up listening to is the music I love. But also. But he didn't play it when I was growing up. But whatever.

[Kai]

This is my media. The end of the album. You ready? People I know places I go make me feel tongue tied I can see how people look down there on the inside here's where the story end and then this one driving on, you could be a shadow.

[Drew]

Okay, we should just redo these with me doing the backtracking vocals and see if we can make them sound really.

[Kai]

Good, actually make them sound. But what people don't realize is at the end of every song. Hold on. Wait. What is this? Dude, I'm so bad at singing. Wait, this is a good part. This is a good part.

[Drew]

So fun. It's just everywhere. It's fucking everywhere. It's coming.

[Kai]

My leg.

[Drew]

That's a good media. Honestly.

[Kai]

Yeah, I feel like that's pretty advanced. Like, it's. There's songs I like, and unfortunately, I was singing them.

[Drew]

All right, well, thank you guys so much for watching. Thanks for sticking with us through this funky transition.

[Kai]

Back in the kitchen, baby. Some of y' all got what you wanted. I saw. We need to get them back in the kitchen. I saw that. Y' all said y' all didn't even like the set in the first place.

[Drew]

I know.

[Kai]

Fake as, but look, we're back.

[Drew]

He designed that set. So pull it down like we.

[Kai]

Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. But, yeah, thanks for sticking by us. Peace and love and unity and respect. You're amazeballs.

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