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Drew
Hey, let me float real quick. Hey. Sucking on some dick for fun immediately.
Cody
Like, no. Wow. That was a really, really shocking and like, disturbing way to start this episode of Emergency Intercom. Literally all I can think about is all the people who start episodes with their parents and they're like, okay.
Drew
They're like, in the car or with their therapists. We need more people watching the podcast.
Cody
Did we talk about that on the Patreon episode? Where did we talk about that? Yeah, y' all are weird for that. I don't, but I guess I never got into a conversation where I was showing my therapist what I watched. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you're not weird. But like, I. I just can't imagine I say that as if I haven't had to, like, email my therapist a very long letter I received from people and that I was sending back and we had to use a secret, like, email. Like, she didn't want me to send it through any of my emails because it was, like, super personal. It was a super personal letter and she was like, we can't send it through it. It was not even that.
Drew
It was not that.
Cody
It was embarrassing.
Drew
Never. Never that deep. Never that deep. It's like, I'm gonna go through your email. Like, I've gone through your email and, like, texts and, like, a bunch. Just like. Because I'm, like, trying to see what you're saying about me, but, like, I, like. Like I would do that.
Cody
You've gone through my stuff?
Drew
Yeah. Like, even reading your, like, journals and diaries and. Whoa.
Cody
That is a complete invasion of privacy. You don't do that.
Drew
No, it's because that's, like, how I get to know you and how I.
Cody
Wanted to tell you things I would tell you. I, Like, I. I write really.
Drew
I know. You write really evil in there, and that's how I know. That's how I know how to manipulate you.
Cody
Oh, you. You have gotten really good at it. Did you just recently start that?
Drew
That's why we're such good friends.
Cody
Oh, okay. I mean, like, I guess I wouldn't trade that for our friendship, so I'll take it.
Drew
Exactly. I was talking to Orion the other day, just, like, talking about, like, past journal entries and how, like, in the moment when I'm, like, writing in my journal or writing in my notes app, like, something super emot. Like, really, like, just, like, cathartic and letting it all out. Like, I'll read it back. Like, even eight hours later. Like, I. Granted, I'm in the most suicidal moment of my life anytime I journal. I'm, like, fighting off the demons which are praying for my downfall constantly. These are praying for my downfall. Like, that's the craziest thing. They want me to.
Cody
Yeah, that is. I have been noticing that.
Drew
Yeah, they want me to feel really bad. But I was just saying how, like, after eight hours, even I go back and read it and it's the most appalling, embarrassing, like, shitty writing ever. And I literally think I'm, like, slaying down. Like, I think I'm eating boots.
Cody
Literally. You. You were literally giving. Like, I'm writing the next 8 24.
Drew
No, literally, literally.
Cody
They're gonna find.
Drew
I was gonna say that. They're gonna find this shit.
Cody
Like, I need to be back a position in my life where I'm getting the eight, like, the A24 monologue in my text. I need that. I need that back, but maybe I don't. But I think I do. But, yeah, I don't. I haven't read any of my journals, but even when I see the writing, I'VE like, publicly shared. I'm like, oh, my God, girl. Like, get a grip. But I still do it. I still, like, write down. I'm like, damn. Nobody knows. My brain. My brain. My brain is so good.
Drew
I, like, really love the way you see the world.
Cody
Thank you.
Drew
Like, I love the way you're.
Cody
You love seeing the world through. Negative 175.
Drew
Exactly. Exactly.
Cody
You're so blurred, Blur.
Drew
Well, what should we do? Should we get into serious, or should we.
Cody
Let's save that because we're on a good roll. Let's save the seriousness for later. I'm gonna insert a photo of the man's bare feet next to me on the fucking flight. For once, I went out of my way. I have been, like, out of LA for a long time. I got the option to upgrade. It was actually the best deal ever, because I thought I was. I was like, I'm going to even change it to tomorrow. And then they asked to triple the rate. Get the fuck off of me. I was like, you are fighting that. Way too funny. You fucking. Ew. I hit your foot so hard.
Drew
It didn't hurt, but was genuinely didn't hurt. Like, I swear. But was it, like, wet?
Cody
No, it was just, like, the weirdest feeling ever. Like, I like, because usually with your socks on, it's, like, warm.
Drew
Is it wet? Is my foot wet?
Cody
Was it moist?
Drew
I just. I just knew that was gonna.
Cody
But I finally was like, you know what? I'm gonna treat myself like I haven't been feeling my best. I'm gonna take this upgrade. Tell me why the man next to me had his bare feet out. I didn't even show you. I'm gonna show you them. I accidentally deleted it because I was making an A.
Drew
Can I go through your recently deleted.
Cody
Oh, my God. That's literally what they did to me in Paris. And it made me actually want to stop.
Drew
Who?
Cody
Remember at tsa? I don't think I said it on the podcast.
Drew
Oh.
Cody
Oh, I was. I didn't. I always forget that you can't film tsa, which is. And, yeah, because I'm like, also like. And I don't film people's faces. Like, I film, like, the tables and stuff because it looks cool. It's so weird, like, seeing all my stuff through an X ray. Like, that's what I want a picture of. I don't want video or picture of your fucking ugly, stinky ass because you've literally been standing in the room with everybody's bare feet for three hours, and you actually smell like Mildew soup. So fudge you. It's not about you. I want pictures and videos of the gear and the X rays because it's so weird to me. And it's also fake, but that's a different story. But we were. I was at fucking leaving France, and they always go through my shit. So for my vlog, I need a.
Drew
John Mayer documentary on tsa. Like, you know what? Filming with John Mayer?
Cody
No. What does that mean?
Drew
The documentarian on the scaffold.
Cody
Sometimes it feels like your brain, like, shuffles through words and just says them.
Drew
The scaffolding guy in New York.
Cody
I don't know. What. Oh, documentary Now, John Wilson. No, I knew Documentary now, John Mayer.
Drew
I literally knew that that was literally.
Cody
A joke, but I just wanted to film them going through my bag because, like, their hands. Again, I don't film strangers. But I wanted. I got, like, a video of my bag laid out, and I didn't think anything of it. It's like 6am and I'm super tired. I slept for, like, two hours. Whatever. The woman hadn't spoken to me.
Drew
Like, the only interaction, was too stunned to speak.
Cody
But she. The only thing she had said to me was she, like, in broken English, because obviously we had a language barrier. She was like, oh, is this a candle, like, in my bag? And I was like, yeah, it is. Whatever. And she's like, okay. And very kind, very nice. I did that. And then, like, I'm waiting for them to put it back, and she just looks at me and goes, give me your phone. And to which I said the. Like, I literally yelled that back because she. She. First of all, she switched on me so fast. She was so nice and like, a girl around my age. So I was like, oh, this is like, whatever. I. I enjoy when I'm interacting with people who live not psychological warfare lives like we do. I'm like, this is awesome. Like, we're the same age. Like, I like interacting with people my age out in public.
Drew
Exactly.
Cody
They get slick with me because I'm like, now we're on the same playing grounds, and I will jump over this X ray machine and beat the out of you because. Why are you yelling at me? So she, like, she screamed at me, which was also humiliating because I'm, like, standing there. She goes, give me your phone because. And I was just stunned. So I just go, the fuck? And I just look at her and I'm like, no. And I walk down to go get my shit.
Drew
I'm like, this literally got tackled in tsa. She's Going to ignore that fact. She got tackled to the ground with her pants around her ankles.
Cody
Jumped over, grabbed my bag, Sumo slammed it onto my head. I hit the floor. And if you know anything about hitting your head on the floor, you get a concussion.
Drew
Yes. If you know anything about, you know that.
Cody
But she like yelled at me and then her other friend came over and they started laughing and talking together. And then he looks at me and is like, give me the phone. And they're yelling at me.
Drew
So I'm like, they love the power, dude.
Cody
They love it. And I'm like, I will break your plastic badge with my fucking teeth.
Drew
Like.
Cody
Eat it. And then I'm just like, what? And I already knew. Then it clicked to my head. I was like, oh, I'm not allowed to film them. I always forget. So I delete it. And they're like, go to photos. I'm like, I just show them my, my photo roll. They grabbed my phone out of my hand, which immediately pisses me off. My iPhone 14 Pro Max and Android do not touch my phone. So he grabs my phone and without asking me, starts going through it and I'm like, what the fuck is happening? In any other case scenario, if there wasn't a language barrier and it was a 5am, I actually would have freaked the fuck out and become like the worst person in the airport and caused a scene and and alert manager because why are you touching my iPhone? I know legally you cannot touch my iPhone. That's one thing about, that's one thing about this great country is you cannot touch my.
Drew
I'm in America.
Cody
But I wasn't in our country.
Drew
Our great country.
Cody
But yeah, basically he like then goes to recently deleted and goes like this to show my face and bitch, what are you going through my text like what the fuck is happening? Why do you need my face code? I'm like, oh, he's going through my recently deleted. So I snatched my phone, go and delete it and don't give my phone back. And I'm like, it's gone. And then they just laugh at me because they think it's so funny. And then I became the worst person in the world because I was so mad. So I started slamming everything in that back and I did break Orion's like candle topper by doing that.
Drew
Cuz I was slamming my candle topper that I got for my candle explode just naturally explode. So it is so fragile.
Cody
But yeah, I became the worst person ever. And like all the bags were piling up but like they had gone through all My. And tore it up to find one girl.
Drew
That shit would never happen to me. I wouldn't let that shit happen. It would never happen to me in the first. First place because this face card never declined. So, like, they. They would literally never attempt it with me just because I look.
Cody
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look so fudgeing good.
Drew
Like, fuck these cards in debt.
Cody
It's a vision. But yeah. I don't know what. Oh, hey, your. Wake up.
Drew
Oh, that's you.
Cody
I was like, wow, you use that meet my 1220 alarm. I don't know why I said that. Oh, yeah, that was just somebody being really rude to me at tsa. And I got stopped again yesterday. I think that candle was just getting me stopped. And I think it was a mic. I had the mic in my bag, so. So I think it's the mic and the candle, but they never touch the mic. They go to the candle and they're like, what is this? I'm like, it's a candle.
Drew
Smell it, smell it. What was the other thing? You started that story?
Cody
Oh, because the man with his feet out.
Drew
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cody
I don't know how we got there. Oh, but then I did get stopped again before I got on the plane. And they went through my again. And they were being. So.
Drew
They did that on purpose.
Cody
He was like, are you not happy to be here? And I'm like, am I not happy to be at the TSA before my boarding when I'm about to get on a 12 hour economy flight? No, No, I am not happy.
Drew
They were.
Cody
But I didn't say all that. I just looked at him and I.
Drew
Was like, they did that because you were slamming your around. They got their lick back.
Cody
I had a orange sticker on my thing from the moment she got my pass when I first entered the airport. And I didn't know what that was. And it was like, get to gate an hour before boarding. And I was like, what? Like, I was like, I know. I know how planes work. Like, but it was literally. They looked at it and they were like, oh, this sticker means you were chosen. I was like, oh, just it.
Drew
For what?
Cody
And they're like, to be harassed again.
Drew
Germs all over your shit.
Cody
To have to stand barefoot at the dirtiest place in the world. Stop that. Fucking scared the fuck out of me. You need to stop with that.
Drew
I don't play with that.
Cody
What is wrong with you?
Drew
Stop.
Cody
It's so loud. Where did you get that? All I can think about is, like, me. When y' all try to Taste me with that double A battery taser from she. And it's just a guy shaking and taking the first running.
Drew
Literally me pepper spraying you.
Cody
Where is that from?
Drew
Pepper? I got it from this, like, flea market in downtown. But I went with this perfect segue. I went to this flea market to get a bunch of, like, burning oils, because you can buy a bunch of them for really cheap, and they have, like, dupes of, like, Leilabo and, like, all this. And I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go get that because I want to put, like, sontal 34 on these dryer balls that we got. Because if you put the oil on there, the perfume oil, it's like a lint roller or a lint sheet or a dryer sheet, and it, like, infects the clothes with that smell. But I was like, here I go, buying Sondhal 34 for $500 to spray it on there. Like, I'm not doing that. So I'm going to buy this.
Cody
Literally burn it away.
Drew
Exactly. So I went and bought all that shit. It was nice. I used it. It works my bed smell, like. So until now, it was genius, dare I say.
Cody
And you shouldn't make it up.
Drew
But no, no, no. I made up the song to all 34 of it. Oh, yeah. But I was laying in bed after I had just put my laundry in the dryer, and me and Azul were, like, chilling hard, and I think the worst 10 minutes of my life occurred. Like, genuinely, the worst 10 minutes of my life occurred. So many traumatic events back to back to back to back. So I hear, like, a sound on my carpet, and I just got new carpets in my room. They're really cute and kind of like, charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Like, they give whatever. They're. Azul loves playing on them. And he was, like, running around and, like, eating the corners of my carpet. And, like, when Azul eats the corners of carpets, they curl up or curl over.
Cody
She's like. She likes to pull them back.
Drew
Exactly. So there's, like, nothing you can do about it once it's done. Like, it's done. Like, it's curled like that forever. You can't.
Cody
It's one of them curled.
Drew
Yeah, two. Two corners are curled on the. The one you walk into the room. And so I was like, God damn it. And he had, like, ripped one of.
Cody
Them to shreds the next three months, tripping into.
Drew
I know. Literally. And so I was pissed about that.
Cody
So what does that mean me when you're gonna.
Drew
Why did I mean, you're gonna chip in your room. But I, like, am, like, fed up. So I chase Azul out of my room. I'm like, get shoe. Get out. You're not playing in here anymore. You're in timeout. Go to your room. Like, I'm done. Like, I'm not dealing with this. And so I get up, and I'm walking through the kitchen to get some, and I heard some going on in the hallway, and I was like, what the is that? I walk out, and I see a massive pile of cat vomit. Like, I've never seen this much cat vomit in my entire life. I was gonna take a picture to show you guys, but I was like, yeah, here I go posting Cat Mommy in the podcast. Like, that's too far. So I see it, and this is, like, seconds after Azul destroyed my carpets. So I see it, and I'm like, I'm not dealing with this. Like, I'm liter not. I was going to the bathroom to have, like, an existential meltdown because it's my safe space. I love going in there and, like, freaking out and pondering. I literally ponder and come up with theories in the bathroom. Like, where do I take these theories? Like, for real, girl, you flush them.
Cody
Down the toilet before you leave the bathroom.
Drew
So I love how, as you were delivering that, you realized it sucked.
Cody
No, I. I, like, I wanted to say something good, but I was like, there's nothing good to say. And I knew that was. Yeah.
Drew
So I am sitting in there, I have my meltdown, and I'm like, I'm gonna deal with this vomit afterwards. Does my breast stink or some?
Cody
No. I was smelling this jacket because I was. I can't remember the last time I washed it, but I know I washed it because the sleeves are small.
Drew
Oh. But I step out of the bathroom, and I completely forget the vomit's there. And I kick. There was a mound of it, and I kick it across the hall. It splatters on the wall. Then there's, like, a giant puddle that was leaking away, and I slip in it. So I hit it with both of my fucking socked feet, which, like, thank God I had socks on. But literally, nightmare. And then seconds after that happened, the dryer. I had just bought these new vials of really nice Dew perfume oil, and the dryer threw one of them off, and it exploded everywhere. And, like, just was glass everywhere. Like, oil everywhere. It was so bad. And then I took my socks off, went to my bedroom and pouted for another, like, five minutes and came out There and cleaned up the oil and the cat vomit at the same time.
Cody
And when stuff like that happens, do you think, like, I'm literally gonna leave that for. I need to clean when she gets.
Drew
I. I did think about it, but I was like, yeah, here I go. Leaving this giant mound of vomit for four days in the middle of the hallway. And like, I'm also like, I'm taking care of him right now. So, like, it's like kind of my job. But yeah, it was terrible. The worst vibe in the world. Upsetting. Couldn't believe that was going on. But yeah, I slipped in vomit.
Cody
Well, to make you feel better, here's the picture of the man's feet.
Drew
I want to. I want to smell those. Is that weird?
Cody
They smell really bad. They smell.
Drew
That is terrifying.
Cody
And he was old and he had. He has like four drinks.
Drew
How old was he?
Cody
Maybe like 60.
Drew
Those are like decent feet for a 60 year old man.
Cody
No, they look like he didn't. He wasn't like, he wasn't like, my toenail is crazy. I know. He wasn't like a working class person. Like, he's not like someone like my dad. He's like outside, like working on his feet. So why do they look like that? Maybe that is what happens when you sit too.
Drew
He might have Loki have diabetes because those are like swollen feet. They are, yeah, those are swollen diabetes.
Cody
I'm sorry. But they stunk and he. And you know what's worse is he wasn't wearing shoes without socks. He was wearing shoes with socks because when we were landing, he was putting his socks back on. Also, the woman next to me was rude. She asked for ice cream and espresso with her ice cream, which I did copy because like an avocado on the plane sounds fucking lit. Even though they put applesauce, like an apple cream all over and it tasted sour as fuck. But that's a different story.
Drew
But I think I had the same thing.
Cody
She was like, no, I didn't. Didn't have her tray down. And he was like, can you put it down so I could like, put these things down? And she was like, can I not just put it here in the middle thing? And he was like, yeah, okay. And then she, like, wasn't helping put everything down, so I had to put everything down. Operations.
Drew
Yeah, you have like hella operations.
Cody
Do you think? Do you mean op?
Drew
Yeah, like you got ops, like hella operations.
Cody
No, that's not what that.
Drew
Like, like so many feds. I'm literally federal as fuck. I'm A fed. I will tell on you.
Cody
I'll get rid of my car, because that's the car in New York. That's the new NYPD car. And I was watching a bunch of like, you're literally getting that car. I was like, oh, my God. That's how we look, getting into that car. They were nerds, and it was really embarrassing.
Drew
But, well, we don't have to do that anymore.
Cody
Yeah. Oh. Because Drew has a car.
Drew
I got a car, people.
Cody
Which.
Drew
I got a car.
Cody
Insane. I was thinking about the other day. I was like, whoa, Drew can, like, go somewhere anymore. Which, granted, I don't think you will.
Drew
I forgot I had a car for two days. The two days after I drove it around all day, I completely forgot I got it. And I stayed inside for two and a half days. And then the only reason I left was to get Azul food and litter yesterday.
Cody
Thank you. Yeah, I'm not paying you back for that, bro.
Drew
It was honestly not as expensive as I thought. I got a big ass box of litter because they didn't have the normal one you normally get. They just had 29 pound bag boxes of a litter. It was, like, crazy. And it actually, like, hurt my finger.
Cody
Like, scraped your fingers carrying it?
Drew
Yeah. No, it, like, pinched, like, underneath, like, the nerves, and it was crazy. But, yeah. And then I. What else did I do? Oh, I got a car freshener from Diptyque. Yeah.
Cody
You're literally so bored.
Drew
Yeah. And it's so powerful, you can smell it when you walk up to my car.
Cody
Actually, I am jealous of that. Well, I just don't like my car. But that car is now for my parents because I'm a good kid, guys.
Drew
Good for you.
Cody
Good kid. I'm gonna give my car. It's a car. Because their cars literally don't work. My parents have never had a car that works.
Drew
Like, I feel like that is true, like, every time, ever, every year I've met you, it's always been a car problem for them.
Cody
Yeah. Like, my parents just, like, we could never afford a car, a new car. So every car they've ever gotten, it's like, I was on my way to work and two minutes away from if I had a dollar for every time.
Drew
My parents said, dude, y' all are so broke, you've.
Cody
Oh, my God. What the fuck? Like, why don't they fucking work?
Drew
Like, literally, people should work for their things.
Cody
That's that. I mean, that's what they try to do, but then the car breaks down. On the way there, I was like, If I had a dollar for every time they've been like, you'll never believe this. I'm on my way to work. I don't even get on the highway, and it's done. The car's off. They have. I'm not kidding, Drew. I think I've heard that at least 30 times in my lifetime. And it's always. It's always the same. Yeah. So I could. I could pay for insurance on a 1962 Honda.
Drew
I was gonna say you could also buy a steak quesadilla and a veggie burrito bowl from. And a large Coca Cola from Chipotle for 26 bucks.
Cody
Is that. Damn. That's all you had? All that?
Drew
I didn't eat. I got one to eat and then one to eat later.
Cody
You are a nasty, vile woman. Oh, I am scared of microwaves. And I'm so glad we don't have one, because I was heating up my milk in somebody's microwave, and I was like, why can that do that in 10 seconds?
Drew
It makes no sense. It's evil. It's literally radiation. We have radiation in our house just, like, obliterating our food. Like, it's not chill and normal. Like, I'm so anti microwave.
Cody
What are you doing?
Drew
Me when I'm Superman, my chest just hurts really bad.
Cody
Literally, Me when I'm Superman.
Drew
Supreme Man.
Cody
Supreme Man.
Drew
Yes, I have.
Cody
Yes, you're. Oh, my God, bro. Like, where did you get those? Did you buy those?
Drew
Yeah, I bought over. Why does it sound like I'm crying? I bought them at Dover.
Cody
Because you're so happy. You're full of joy.
Drew
Was a gift from my friend Julian. And, you know, I said early on the podcast, I was like, I'm just gonna buy a fake one. Like, I'm literally like, you can screen print this at home. Like, I'm gonna buy a fake one, but this one's actually real, so don't.
Cody
I think it's fake. Like, why do I feel like it's fake?
Drew
It's from my panda. It's from my panda by haul. My. My 5 kilogram panda by haul.
Cody
What is kilograms a lot? It's 5kg a lot.
Drew
I have no idea. There's insane how I don't know the Imperial system at all.
Cody
Neither do I.
Drew
Are we the Imperial system? I think.
Cody
I think you're imperial, but I don't know the difference.
Drew
I got to look this up.
Cody
Well, I just recently find out that there's British people who are Latin. There's British people who could speak Spanish. So they speak like, oh, British, Spanish. But they don't sound British when they speak. They're not like, hola, I'm just sounding like a pirate or some like, well.
Drew
British people are literally nasty as.
Cody
But they just sound. They sound.
Drew
I'm joking, I'm joking.
Cody
And then they sound the way they do when they speak English. So they.
Drew
Why can't I think of anything to say? British or the telly?
Cody
Do it. You sound like a Victorian person who just like, got transported back.
Drew
Oh, I microwave wave. Or is she problem with this? Or is it a president's front? Yeah, yeah.
Cody
You eat the words when you do it.
Drew
Yeah, I like scrunch my face.
Cody
Oh, also, we are so obsessed with like, Victorian, Edwardian era.
Drew
Like, like, like Edward Cullen era. Yeah.
Cody
But I know they stunk. Like they had plumbing, but it was like the plumbing that was really, really poorly done. So, you know, they smelled four hella layers. So, you know that era smelled.
Drew
So as. Sorry to completely. 360 the Conversation.
Cody
I just want to say I know they stunk.
Drew
I just came to like, a really crazy realization. Okay. You know how there's like, Edward girls and then there's. What's the other one?
Cody
Jacob.
Drew
Jacob. Edward and Jacob. And it was like, Edward is like this emo, like, vampire. And then Jacob is like this masculine, like strong, normal, normal person. Okay.
Cody
Checking your brain to see if that was fun.
Drew
So Edward. If you were an Edward Gurley, you're more likely to be liberal. Like, you're a liberal person. Abnormal and liberal, as am I. And if you were a Jacob Gurley, you're Republican. Ah. Because it's like the norm. Like, like middle of America. Like, corn fed. Like big man. Big, big man.
Cody
Yeah, I guess I don't know anybody, but I was. I'm gonna be honest. I was like, into Jacob more than Edward when I was growing up. But I guess that would. Yeah, that does.
Drew
I was about to say that tracks.
Cody
It does track. I hate that that's the reaction you had for that thought. You literally acted like you just thought of something that nobody, no one has ever thought about. I haven't heard that. You. You said it like it was the most insane thought ever in terms of, like, intellectual.
Drew
Prove me wrong.
Cody
I can't.
Drew
Prove me wrong.
Cody
I guess I could, but I would have to do, like, a charting of, like, who liked who. But I guess I don't see, like, in the comments of Jacob. So there's a lot to be said. There a lot to be.
Drew
Oh, my God. New Lana album coming.
Cody
I'M coming, I'm coming.
Drew
I'm coming all over him. But that was also, I believe that I decided. Why did I say that? What was the joke of, like, the call of duty? Like, call out.
Cody
He's coming. He's coming on my back. He's coming all over us.
Drew
Yeah.
Cody
Well, I decided men are not allowed to be on swing sets anymore. You have no business moving your legs like that.
Drew
That's true.
Cody
Like, like big grown ass men getting on. And like.
Drew
Who did you see on the swing set?
Cody
I saw a tick tock of somebody, like, on. Of like, I don't actually remember. I just saw a swing set and then it was like, it was supposed to be sweet. It was like a dad and his daughter. I was like, get him off of there.
Drew
That is very feminine.
Cody
Get him off of there. Like, why are you on there? You need to get down. It's just like, why are you using your feet to throw yourself around in a playful, joyful manner? Like, you build the swing set, we get on. That's the way it works.
Drew
Literally. I just realized. How is it recording still? Yeah, just making sure. I just realized how, like, insane our, like, topics are in the, like, in our episodes. Like, if you think about it, like, we go from talking about TSA to men not being allowed to swing on. Like, and it's like one stream of consciousness. And don't get me wrong, I love it and I would never change it. But like. And that's like, like the thing. But it really is, like, a feat that, like, is.
Cody
It makes no sense. But you think about it, it does make sense. Because why is TSA so nasty, disgusting and miserable? Because it's a bunch of predominantly men running around thinking they have power. And why are men on swing sets so disgusting? Because you're a nasty man. And why are you enjoying yourself and throwing yourself around? You're disgusting and annoying. Flailing around, which should, like, actually, the two, like, don't intersect. Because if there's a commentary on masculinity, me commentating on the lack of masculinity, like, it should. Like, that's just me. Like, I'm just.
Drew
She's different.
Cody
Like, I draw my lines in the sand where I want.
Drew
We should ban masculinity.
Cody
Oh, my God. Yeah. How would you ban that, though?
Drew
I don't know. Don't ask me. I just.
Cody
Oh, my God.
Drew
Literally, we are literally living in Satanic Panic 2.0, you know?
Cody
Satanic panic.
Drew
Do you know what that is?
Cody
That's lit. I need that on a shirt.
Drew
Yeah, that's like 1980s.
Cody
That's like Ted Bundy, like, Friday.
Drew
Or that one guy from Stranger Things.
Cody
Is it Ted Bunny? Okay, no, don't do that.
Drew
You know that one.
Cody
I know the clip.
Drew
Eddie, I think. Is his name Eddie Burbank?
Cody
Is that his name?
Drew
Eddie Bareback?
Cody
What did I say?
Drew
I literally Love Eddie Bareback's YouTube videos so much.
Cody
Wait, who's Eddie? Is Eddie Burbank a person?
Drew
Yeah, he's a YouTuber.
Cody
Oh, so that last name is a real last name? Yeah, but that's when I'm literally a city. Like, like.
Drew
No, his videos are fire.
Cody
My name is Enya. North Miami.
Drew
My name is Enya. Yeah, I'm from North Miami. Yeah. Okay. What the Was it? Oh, Satanic. So the original Satanic panic was, like, 1980s, early 1990s, and it was literally just a bunch of people terrified that, like, Satanism was taking over. And it was just a big conspiracy that, like, every visual, like, it was all from, like, music and movies and all that, and people were just, like, scared of, like, Satanism, like, and how everyone is selling their soul. And literally look at, like, all of the conversations happening right now. And it's all, like, Illuminati and, like, why is little Yachty dancing in front of a demon on stage? Or, like, why is Playboy Cardi acting like a demon and acting like that? Like they sold their Souls. Satanic Panic 2.0, early 2020s. Boom. Mic drop. Don't have anything else to add to that. Oh, my God. I literally just itch my head and, like, like, flakes fell out. It was, like, nasty.
Cody
Your skin is crumbling.
Drew
I know.
Cody
We need to get shirts that say Satanic Panic, though. Like, there has to be those shirts because Manic Panic.
Drew
Hair dye. We should dye our hair.
Cody
Satanic Panic At Manic. At the disco.
Drew
I see you. But yeah. And then what else was I gonna say? I was gonna.
Cody
Yeah, I guess also, I think that makes a lot of sense that. That why that's a conversation, too, is because of, like, Catholicism becoming such a big pinpoint for fashion and aesthetic, which. I hate saying that. And I saw something that yesterday. It was actually the worst tick tock I've ever seen. But that's a different story. But somebody said Catholicism era. Or, like, Catholic. No, Catholic core. I'm taking that word away. No more core. No more core. No more core. What you need to do is open that book and get to the core of it so you can expand your mind.
Drew
What you need to do is get to the core. Of your mental issues.
Cody
Yeah, we need to get to the core. What the is wrong with you?
Drew
Well, unless it's druth core.
Cody
Hope core, actually.
Drew
Hope core is kind of. Yeah, I love that. But Drewth core is probably cool.
Cody
Yeah, Drew's core.
Drew
Can y' all make a Drewth core edit someone? Yeah, I know someone's out there that can do it.
Cody
But all the comments were like, catholicism is not some fucking aesthetic. This is a religion. And I was like, oh, wow. I didn't realize that there was people who actually, like, are hardcore behind Catholicism, which, like, obviously I know that because my family Catholic roots, Not my immediate family, though. But obviously there's still people who follow Catholicism religiously. But I didn't realize that there would ever be an overlap of people being upset at, like, the popularity of, like, using crosses and, like, super religious pieces and jewelry and on clothing and all these things. So then that would make sense that, like, that mix with people going super, like, off the written path of visuals again. Those two intertwining would start. Oh, my God. Roc Nation.
Drew
No, Illuminati.
Cody
Illuminati.
Drew
See, the thing is, you're so Illuminati here and say that I'm in the Illuminati and no one would believe it. And then in two years, someone would clip it and be like, it's been right in front of our faces the whole time.
Cody
Like, well, that would mean you would have to, like, own a jet in two years. So maybe like, in five years. Yeah, you will give five years, But I don't know if in five years you'll have a jet, so.
Drew
Well, I am in the Illuminati.
Cody
I wish.
Drew
Oh, my God. Like, literally, I wish my life would.
Cody
Be so, like, what. It would be so lit.
Drew
Right? Well, I'm just, like, thinking about it, like, what it would mean to be in the Illuminati.
Cody
I just don't know that I would mean much.
Drew
Infinite chrome hearts. You can get a bunch of chrome hearts. You know what chrome hearts is? The modern day supreme. Dare I say.
Cody
Dare I say. But it's been. I think it's been a round longer than.
Drew
Yeah, it's been. It's been here for ages. The popular.
Cody
Where it falls. It falls in the same circle as the people who.
Drew
It's having its peak right now.
Cody
Peak. I'm. I'm peeking right now. Oh, my God. What the hell? Oh, my God. No way.
Drew
You'Re laying in that bed. Oh, you're laying in a bed that 10 men have laid in in the past year. I bet you feel real good about yourself. Oh, my God, I love that.
Cody
Is it poetic to you?
Drew
Yeah, it actually is.
Cody
Yeah.
Drew
But, like, the connotation and context behind it is really dark. But, like, if you just said that to me, like, without all the evil behind it, it'd be really deep and beautiful.
Cody
That'd be deep.
Drew
It's all her facial movements in it that really.
Cody
I know. She. She's really good with her facial movements. I've never seen anybody scrunch their eyebrows as deeply as she can. Like, she literally has 8 million tiny muscles here that she has full control of. Well, we missed a vital sign. We always talk about how society has gone too far. Things have gotten excessive and crazy. But you know what the first signs of that were? And we all just like, like, glazed over it. Sugar Factory. That was the first signs of capitalism going too far.
Drew
Of just like, I've never been glutton.
Cody
Me either. And we actually have to go. We should go this week.
Drew
I'm down to literally go to.
Cody
Are they still open?
Drew
Or we should go before sza.
Cody
Oh, but Jester's art show is right before, I realize. So we do have to do that to cruise, but we should fully go. Is there Sugar Factories? Sugar Factory Las Vegas. If there's. Oh, no, it's called it Sugar. That's. No, it. Sugar is the. The candy store. There's no sugar factories. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Drew
There's gotta be one.
Cody
Dude. No, they all permanently closed.
Drew
Makes a lot of sense.
Cody
Okay. Oh, my God. Wait, is Sugar Factory out of business? I think Sugar Factory is, like, fully closed unless we go to Las Vegas.
Drew
Someone order a 24 karat burger on there from there?
Cody
No, it's in Las Vegas. There's still a Sugar factory in Las Vegas. So I guess we have to go.
Drew
To Vegas Road trip.
Cody
But that is when things were going too far. The moment we stepped into the realm that waiters are doing performance art for us with a fucking, like, $50 dessert. That's when it goes too far. I was at a restaurant, and the dessert was, like, 24, which is still way too much for what it was. It's so expensive. It was like, an expensive restaurant. And. And the man very slowly, and it was, like, way too theatrical. And I was like, what the is happening? Like, drizzling chocolate all over the thing. And it felt almost sexual, like, you need to back up. Get the. Like, your groin is close.
Drew
He's jizzing all over your food with the chocolate sauce.
Cody
But no, he was actually very cool. And Like, I didn't feel that crazy about it, but I was overanalyzing. I was like, what does this mean? Like, why? Like, I could have done that. And I would have enjoyed drizzling my own chocolate on my thing. But, like, he was like, you ready? And we were like, yeah, yeah. And then he did it for us and was really slow and he was like. But then he left it behind, so I was like, so we could have done it, but whatever Sugar factory. That was. That was the moment that we went too far. It was too much. It's just. So what? Like, why?
Drew
Also I'd be gluttony. I think it's just. It's like fun. I don't know.
Cody
Yeah. Cuz what's. But what, like, what about it is.
Drew
Fun getting pink burgers.
Cody
Pink burger. Pink burger.
Drew
Pretty patties. Wait, I would up a pretty.
Cody
I wish, like, we understood the. The size of it. Because in my head, the sugar factory cups are.
Drew
They're fish.
Cody
Humongous.
Drew
They're like this big.
Cody
Yeah, they're like, humongous. But are they really that big? Like, nobody needs to be eating this.
Drew
Yeah. I was gonna say, like, I think Las Vegas is literally a dangerous place. Oh, that looks so delicious.
Cody
I hate that you think that looks.
Drew
No, the. That.
Cody
Oh, this. This looks disgusting.
Drew
Drew, that looks. Y. Ville as.
Cody
Oh, you. Something's wrong with you. But, yeah, we need to go. But this was the moment that we went too far. It's literally called Goblet Bar. Goblet Bar.
Drew
What's. What's that one dude with the slit in his eyebrow that people say I kind of look like sometimes?
Cody
Drake?
Drew
No. Oh, yeah, I do look like Drake. See, I didn't even have to say that. She said it that time. Yeah, see, I would that up in a dangerous way. But no, no, like. Like John Mayer esque. He's a singer songwriter. He writes the songs of the summer. Okay, now watch this.
Cody
Jack Anson.
Drew
No, no, no, no.
Cody
Well, he writes the songs of the summer.
Drew
Grubbies. I want my grubbies.
Cody
Charlie Puth. See, the song of the summer.
Drew
I.
Cody
He is. He is the personification of that joke. Like, like. Wait, why did I just write this?
Drew
No, like that, like, ate a little bit when he said grubbies, I will say, because it's in my vocabulary now.
Cody
No, no, he says.
Drew
No, he says grubbies.
Cody
He says grubbies. I thought he said something else, like hung. No, he said hung.
Drew
Hungies. He said hungies. Oh, my God.
Cody
I'm literally so hungies. Is in our vocabulary, though he did give that to us.
Drew
I'm hungies as and I'm looking for some grubbies.
Cody
Do you think he's ever heard somebody. He was like, on fart and been like, gino F. No.
Drew
F. No. You were flat that, babe.
Cody
You were flat that time we got.
Drew
To the queef, we got to pump it up. Oh, I'd just be queefing after sex, Especially after missionary.
Cody
Something's like, wrong with you. But yeah, right, right.
Drew
But yeah, John Mayer vibes. Oh, I'm like dizzy John Mayer. Why the is that in my head? I don't think I've ever heard a John Mayer song in my goddamn.
Cody
I don't think I give a single flying about John Mayer. I've seen him in real life. And literally, if you had a spike, if you had me connected to see, like a lie detector test to see if, like, anything in my, like, rhythmic. Whatever the is happening in my body changed. Literally nothing happened.
Drew
I don't know if I could even recognize him. I'm just. I'm. But I'm bad with, like, celebrities.
Cody
I'm almost too good at it. But I'm just. I'm really good at faces. And, like, if I've met you or seen your face before, I will always, like, remember you when I see you again. But I'm really bad with the names to the face. Like, sometimes we'll see someone and I'm like, that. That's from. From the.
Drew
Yeah, Survivor.
Cody
Survivor.
Drew
Well, Jeff Probst from Survivor.
Cody
Who's that?
Drew
He's lit. He's lit.
Cody
I still haven't watched a season of Survivor.
Drew
Once you watch one, you'll watch 30. Like, it's impossible not to just watch one season of Survivor. But, like, I don't know how I'm gonna. Actually, I think I shouldn't be saying that, cuz I think he's, like, got in trouble for something or. No, I think the show did.
Cody
Oh, he's a producer.
Drew
He's like the host.
Cody
Oh, yeah. I guess. Let's see if he's gotten in trouble. No, he's fine.
Drew
Or maybe it was a show. Or maybe that was Bachelor. I don't know.
Cody
You're thinking of the Bachelor. The Bachelor host was, like, replaced and fired, but I don't remember why. It was because I don't watch that. We have to catch up on MILF Manor.
Drew
MILF Manor. Oh, my God. I have been watching Race so many shows. It's crazy. But yes, we need to watch Drag Race all the way through because it's about to be the finale, and we're gonna get spoiled.
Cody
Oh, yeah, we have to watch it. What do we have, like, five episodes to watch?
Drew
I think, like, four, maybe. No, probably five or six even. But which? And this is, like, a decent season.
Cody
Like, yeah, it's so easy to binge because we binged, like, four episodes in one night, and we were like, damn, is that really it? It?
Drew
But I literally watched both seasons of Ted Lasso in one day. Like, literally in one night. Like, two seasons worth. And then I watched both seasons of Fleabag the very next day. So I watched four seasons of a. Or of two different shows in two days.
Cody
That's insane.
Drew
And then I watched Fleabag is so good.
Cody
I think. I also think I binged Fleabag in, like, two days.
Drew
I, like, watched the first episode, like, when you first started watching it, and I was like, I don't know if I. If I fully would like this. I only watched, like, seven or eight minutes of it. And then I watched it again. I started in the bath, and I was like, oh, wow. This is genuinely a masterpiece.
Cody
It is easily one of the best shows ever. I love good female driven and written shows or movies where it's actually a real woman and it's not some, like.
Drew
Written by a man.
Cody
I'm crazy, but I'm fun But I'm deep, but I'm silly.
Drew
Yeah. But, yeah, that Fleabag is, like, genuinely a masterpiece. Like, I'm so sad there's only two seasons.
Cody
I know, but it's one of those Lasso.
Drew
Ted Lasso is really good, actually.
Cody
I need to watch that. But I also need to finish Severance. Like, I. We literally only watched one episode, and I really liked it, but then I refused to pay for Apple tv. But now I have Apple.
Drew
I have Apple tv.
Cody
I have Apple TV because Timothy was in that commercial. I was like, dude. Like, when we saw him, I was like, it was literally so good. It made us get Apple tv.
Drew
Timothy's Apple TV commercials. I was like, damn. Like, I miss being his friend.
Cody
I miss seeing him as much as we used to. But that's normal within friendships to, like, have, like, super, like, intense times of maybe being close, and then both parties get caught up in work and life changes, and you just keep it pushing. But you'll always have the memories we have with Timothy.
Drew
Yeah, but, like, it just ended on such a horrible note. Like.
Cody
Yeah. I mean, with me personally. No, but, yeah, I can see why from your end. It's, like, hard to imagine being friends with.
Drew
Yeah. You just should even tell that.
Cody
No, I don't think you should, because I'm still friends with him. Don't, like, draw some weird, like, line in the sand. Also, like, I think pull the knife on me, but I think that's a simple apology. Like, fix. Like, he. Like, he was a bit drunk and.
Drew
Like, no, he tried to kill me. Me.
Cody
Well, you did say some, like, evil things to him. You said some really, like, bicycle seat face.
Drew
Like, that's a funny joke that everyone.
Cody
That's like, literally, if you heard something about twin.
Drew
Like, people say that, like, that's.
Cody
No, if you hear something all the time, it, like, becomes hurtful. And then to hear from your friends, like, he was vulnerable with you when he told you that, that hurt his feeling.
Drew
He. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah, I'm just saying.
Cody
I'm just saying it was something that needs to be discussed here.
Drew
He just came at me with a knife.
Cody
I don't think it's that big of an issue. Like, me. Me and Tim Tam get along hella good. That's my nickname for him, by the way.
Drew
He wouldn't let me call him anything other than Timote. I don't think he ever wanted to be my friend. I don't think he can be friends with other men. Like, I think he can only be friends with women. And it's like this weird, like. Like almost maybe misogynistic or. No, I think it's misandrous.
Cody
Oh, yeah. He is misandrist, but that makes him a slave in my books. And if he's not down for other men, like, I. For me, that is amazing.
Drew
Well, Timothay Timmy T. Tim Tam.
Cody
Timmy Tam Tam Tam. Timmy Tam Tam.
Drew
This is over. But. All right, let's get on to the serious and real.
Cody
The reality. The reality of the realness.
Drew
Should we do media first or just this and then media?
Cody
Let's do the media verse.
Drew
Okay, so Ted Lasso Fleabag. Watch Fleabag over Ted Lasso. But like, Ted Lasso, the character that Jason Sudeikis plays is literally just so wholesome and lovable and, like, it's such a different, like, take on that, like, idea of a show. And I think that's why I love it so much is because it's like, like different. Like, you normally see someone who's like an anti hero in that situation, but he's like a hero hero, which is really just cute and fun. And then Fleabag, like, and you just said is just like, it's such a.
Cody
Like, it's so. Such a believable story.
Drew
Yeah. Believable story. Like it's new. Jaw dropping moments. Like you'll laugh the hardest you've ever laughed at a show. I haven't laughed out loud at a show like that. I don't think ever in my life. Life. You'll cry. Like never cry. I saw.
Cody
Yeah, dude.
Drew
And I had.
Cody
Oh my God. Where I almost wish you didn't watch it so I could re watch it again with someone.
Drew
There were moments where I felt the same anxiety that I felt in climax. Like that edge of the seat. Like the moment when the big reveal happens and she's running through like the cages.
Cody
Yeah.
Drew
Oh, and there was a moment with her makeup, like running halfway down her face, like, and she's walking. Also her care. Dude. Dude, her haircut, like the way they style her. Like, everything is just. There's so much attention to detail. That show is perfect.
Cody
I wouldn't watch it so bad. I. I liked that show so much. I started it sitting up at my imac and I binged the whole thing sitting in a hard ass chair just staring at my computer because I like couldn't believe it. So watching on a TV might be nice. Well, I'm still watching the Sopranos. I'm gonna start succession tonight, I think. Think. But the new season literally comes out when I think this episode is out. So I'm just like to. Or it comes out the 26th. So yeah, like by the time this comes out, it comes out on Saturday. So I'm just like, oh my God, I won't be able to catch up. I know everybody in my life is going to be watching it and I just want to watch it so that I can like be a part of the conversation. And I know it's a really good show, but I have a hard time watching more than one show at a time. Like I can't do that. And I just got to the fourth season of the Sopranos. I love that show so much.
Drew
Girl, you need to shut the up about the Sopranos and just say on.
Cody
My story one time. And like multiple, like at least 50, maybe even 100 people. All the replies were, what show is this? What show is this? Which is insane because it really ages it because it started in 99, so it's a 24 year old show.
Drew
Oh my God. What's her name? Nurse Jackie. In real life, she's.
Cody
She's in Nomadland.
Drew
She's not. But that's Francis McDormand. But they have the same vibe. And I literally said that exact same thing to Josh Yesterday. Someone already is shouting it at us.
Cody
Wait.
Drew
Yeah, it's. But it's another. She's a major act. She's, like, literally one of my favorite actors.
Cody
Eddie Falco.
Drew
Like.
Cody
Like Carmela.
Drew
Yeah.
Cody
Yeah.
Drew
She's one of my favorite actresses. Oh, my God.
Cody
She's Nurse Jackie.
Drew
Yes.
Cody
And you have to watch.
Drew
No, you have. I swear to God, that show will literally change your life and how you perceive certain things. Like, it's really, really, really. It's another masterpiece. And it's another role, like you were saying, in Fleabag, where it's, like, a woman, like, experiencing, like, real things and not just being written by a man. It's crazy.
Cody
Oh, my God.
Drew
Yeah. You would love.
Cody
I literally. My body is numb because I can't believe I get to watch her act more. I love Carmelo.
Drew
Yeah.
Cody
Carmela is.
Drew
Mother to a lot of these people.
Cody
Mother slay queen. Real. I need. I need her to do certain things, though, because, like, I couldn't be a Carmel. Look, but she's so brave for being a Carmela because it. In reality, I would be a Tony. I would be a cheating, thieving, lying bastard ass.
Drew
Exactly. With your Coca Cola. Okay. And then I'll give you some songs. I've been on a really ambient vibe. Nothing in particular. I've just been listening to, like, my playlist. The Heart Wants what she Wants. Another moment where I was, like, journaling and depressed and trying to kill myself. Not trying to, but, like, thinking about it. And I thought I was literally serving with that name, but. Creek by hiroshi Oshimura. Anastasia102 by Aphex Twin Cross Selling Oval or Oval. The Test of the Machine too. By the Test of the Machine too. Every Day the Field and Port Gentle by Porter Ricks. Also, what's the title of the Dean Blunt song?
Cody
The new one.
Drew
Is it the new one?
Cody
I think he dropped, like, three singles recently.
Drew
It's. I think it's one of. It's his, like, Most popular song. 100. That song is like.
Cody
Wait, he dropped one. Oh, I'm dumb. I'm thinking of Baby father, which, if I'm correct, Dean Blunt's a part of Baby Father. Because I think baby three people, that.
Drew
That might be the most blow my.
Cody
Mind false information of all time. Yeah. Yeah. No, he. Dean Blunt is baby father.
Drew
That's crazy. I literally never knew that.
Cody
I, like, for some reason, I feel like that's wrong and I'm scared of somebody yelling at me and being a goddamn about it. Dean Blunt of Hype Williams has shared a new Track as Baby Father. Yeah. And that would make sense. I love Baby Father and I love Dean Blunt. And because I remember when I first started listening to Baby Father, I was like, this sounds like Dean, dude.
Drew
Our baby father arc was so crazy.
Cody
I know. But super high school vibes, but in the best way. Well, mine. My media is they Long to be Close to you. The Cranberries cover, I just love it because I feel like. Like her singing that octave is really sweet because it's like. It's a very nice cover, but it's like, not the best cover. I don't know. I was listening to it with a friend and they were like, you do like this cover. And I was like, yeah, because it's like Sweet White Nights by Psychic TV is such a good song. That album Dreams Less Sweet is so good. Far Eastman by George Harrison is probably one of my favorite songs I've heard in a long time. And I've been listening to it a lot, a lot, a lot recently. Casilia by Finess. I don't know how to spell that. And I'll give any Arthur Russell song, but the Deer in the Forest part one is really good. And I'll give one more. High Flying by. I don't know who this is by. That's the problem is I can't read after.
Drew
Give me those songs.
Cody
Hiro Masa Suzuki.
Drew
Do you remember all the songs that you just said? Because I made a playlist on my Spotify that I just added them to.
Cody
Do I remember the song. Oh, to share a playlist or just for you?
Drew
For me.
Cody
Oh, here. They're all right here. They Long to be Close to you by the Cranberries. White Nights by Psychic tv.
Drew
The Cranberries or the Carpenters?
Cody
No, it's the Cranberries cover. So it's the Carpenters, but it's the Cranberries. Another the C. We'll do this after, but. Well, now into the realism.
Drew
Buckle up, y' all. It's about to be a ride.
Cody
You won't be seeing us for a while. We're going away. We're leaving you.
Drew
We're taking an indefinite break.
Cody
Yeah, we don't know how long we'll be gone, but we will be back. Make sure you stay posted. Make sure you keep up. Turn on your notifications. Notifications go on instagram.com follow us. We'll definitely keep you guys posted, but, you know, I'll mainly speak from my part because I feel like a lot of it is me. I have not been my best. I hate having to Be serious. It's so fucking annoying. I haven't been feeling my best. It's been, I think, something that's been bubbling up inside of me for a while now. And as most of you know, I'm really good at being, like, I just have caveman brain. I don't know. I don't know. But methinks I've been in a bit of a disassociative state.
Drew
This. It's real. All the fortnight is very telling.
Cody
Yeah. All the fortnighting. I can't wake up at any reasonable time anymore. I can't sleep at any reasonable time anymore. I've been unhealthy in multiple ways in my life and avoidant and scared and pretty numb and just not my best. And I just. It's. I think it's starting to reflect personally in my work on my end of things, and I just want to be the best version of myself. If I'm going to be doing the things that I love and I want to be loving the things that I'm.
Drew
Doing, that's the biggest thing.
Cody
And, yeah, that's the biggest thing right now is I'm not loving doing this. And not to say I don't love, love doing the podcast. I love the podcast, but it's been bringing me a lot of unwarranted anxiety and, like, sadness for some reason. So I get on here and I'm. I just don't feel like I'm performing my best. I feel like I could be giving a better performance. I feel like I could be a star, But I'm star. I'm a star, but I'm not doing that. I really thought I was gonna cry, but I don't think I'm gonna because I'm just like. Like, I don't know, like, we've all heard me cry.
Drew
No cry. We need to make it a thumbnail and then make the title. Something Big is coming.
Cody
Something big is Dying. But, yeah, I just, like, haven't been happy. And it doesn't really have to do with the podcast as much as it has to do with my own issues. And I guess, I don't know, part of me is, like. I don't know that it's, like, necessary to dive into them. But, yeah, I just. It's been a sadness. It's the sadness. Lingering.
Drew
Brewing. Brewing.
Cody
Yeah, I feel bad. I don't really have much to say, but I just haven't been very. Feeling very fulfilled in a lot of things. I'm lacking motivation. I am lacking satisfaction. I don't remember the last time I did something and actually felt satisfaction out of it, which is upsetting because my life is super awesome, but I don't feel awesome at all. And I'm hoping that it just, like, kind of picks up and passes and that if I just step away and. Yeah, I just. I want to feel good about the things I'm doing. I feel really insecure in a lot of ways, not just visually, but I'm just not feeling my best, and I want to, like, recoup and figure out, like, what makes me happy and, like, what satisfies me. And I think I just got a little bit lost because I haven't been doing a good job of upkeeping my mental state. And I've been definitely putting it off because I hate having to deal with this, because at the age of 24 every year, it's just annoying to know that, like, the feeling lingers, she comes.
Drew
Back, it follows Creed 3.
Cody
But, yeah, I just. I. The basis of it is I just want to be happy. And I think that, like, when I am or not happy, because I don't think in this, like, whenever we come back, I don't think I'll. It'll be, like, phew, like, not short amount of time I turned my life around, but I just want to be able to make the steps to alleviate some of the feelings I've been having. And also, we could take that time to, like, improve on things and just make this all around, like, a better experience for not only me, but you guys.
Drew
Yeah, that's, like. Another thing is just. I mean, I'm. I'm sure you felt it. It's gotten repetitive and, like. Like, it's gotten, like, just not boring. Because I don't think we're boring. I don't think anything we ever create will ever be boring, but it just doesn't have the same, like, energy it did in the beginning. So we're coming back in a few weeks, and we're gonna, like, refresh it. It's gonna have a little facelift. It's not gonna change. Don't be afraid. We're gonna be back. Don't be afraid. But, yeah, we're just.
Cody
We just don't have an exact timeline right now.
Drew
Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, we're just. We're both feeling that way. Like, just something is up. Something is a brewing, and.
Cody
Which is literally seasonal depression.
Drew
Exactly. We're just lucky enough to be in a position where, like, we can step back, step back and be okay. And we hope, like, you guys understand that like, like that's just needed right now.
Cody
Yeah. And it's so funny because our last break was like we're going to Japan. Like you, we're out of here now. It's like I was like help me. He goes like help me. Yeah, no, his is so good, dude. He like whisper screams. But yeah, hoping I find joy in my life. Hoping I can wake up for 1pm you did today.
Drew
You did good.
Cody
I know because I had to today. I like have work to do. But yeah, that's the other thing. Dude. I know it's bad when I, I literally like can't wake up and I'm. I was in New York and I like to get up and move around and I went there cuz I was like feeling like this in my head. I was just like, you know what? Like maybe running around and doing the things I do here will make me happy. But I literally fell, felt absolutely nothing. And I just slept in most days till 2pm and then couldn't even get ready to get out of the house before the sun was down. And I was like, oh, this is. I've been here before. What's funny is I got a like, you know how Instagram gives you like the. Oh, a year ago today is I literally posted a year ago today. But it was or it was like a year ago, like in a month later and it was like, oh, here goes that pit in my soul that I don't know how to feel. Like it's so annoying.
Drew
Cuz we, we literally like both of us experience this every single year. And for some reason a year passes and like by the time the year has passed, I've completely forgotten that I've just gone through this and so I feel like it's this new experience that I'm experiencing and it feels new and it feels even scarier than it ever has. Like it's just anxiety and it's just like, like I, I don't know how to process these emotions. Especially when I'm like performing for all the time. But like yeah, it's, it's something we literally deal with every year and we just forget that we dealt with it last year. And like. Yeah, I don't know.
Cody
Yeah, I mean also then like every year there's, it's easy to forget too because every year during this time or during any time, there are things happening in your life that can cause anxiety. Whether it be work related, relationship related, family related, all these things. Things. So then because you're also facing a new set of problems, the Feeling is so. Like. Yeah, it feels new and foreign because it's like, you. You're so convinced that the way you. You're feeling these things because of these problems. But then we always sit back and we're like, oh, no. I've literally felt.
Drew
It's insane because in three months, I'll look back on this and I'll be like, I cannot believe that I felt that way. Like, I know it's. It's so funny. Like, it's so. So weird that, like, I'm. Like, I feel the way I feel right now, but even. It could even be a week. Like, it's insane how, like, I know.
Cody
One day you just wake up and it's gone. And I'm hoping it leaves soon, but I think I also need to definitely make some movements to make that happen because I've been getting a little comfortable in it. And again, I do think me for, like, the past, like, three months, being like, I have nothing to say because I literally have had nothing. Like, I have nothing in my head. It's crazy.
Drew
Breading ourselves thin. Like, we've been moving too much. We've been, like, traveling a bunch. Which, like, yeah, is like a.
Cody
A blessing.
Drew
It's a blessing that we're able to do that. But, like, also, like, we were not designed as, like, literal, like, critters to do that. Like.
Cody
Like.
Drew
So I think for me, at least, like, I'm trying. Like, I. I said at the beginning of the year, one of my revolution resolutions is, like, my year of rest and relaxation. Like, I don't want to travel as much. Like, I just want to be here. And I've already traveled way too much, and I already have too much travel planned. But I'm just. That's, like, my addiction. Like, if it wasn't Percocets, it's gonna be travel.
Cody
Yeah, it's gonna be, like, moving around. Yeah. I don't know. It's. It's like a. A plethora of things, but definitely, I just need. Can I have a moment of silence? But then I think about it. I'm like, dude, that's literally January and February. I just sat in this house, and what did I do? When I look through my camera roll, it's actually disturbing because I had friends being, like, coming into town, and when I went into town being like, what have you been up to? And I'm. I just don't have an answer. Cause I sat in the house and ate the same thing every day. I'm doing shit for three weeks. Whatever that's okay. I hope you guys can understand. You know, when we're back, maybe things will be a little different, but in good ways. Only good ways.
Drew
And, yeah, let's just say I won't be here.
Cody
Yeah, let's just say I'll be back if I survive. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding.
Drew
Oh, no, I meant, like, I'm quitting.
Cody
Oh. Oh, you're going to quit on me?
Drew
Yeah.
Cody
Oh, my God. Wow. Okay, first car, now you. So it's like everybody's just leaving me. All right, well, thank you guys so much for watching, at least. I. I do feel like this was a good episode to leave off on, hopefully, unless everybody thinks otherwise. But if you do, keep that to yourself because I actually am nobody. I posted on my story and deleted it and I saw somebody repost and be like, girl, we know. Or somebody replied. It was like, we know, like in my DMs. But I was like, nobody knows. I'm suffering through a mild depression right now. But yeah. All right. Thank you guys so much for watching and listening, and I hope you have a fabulous, fabulous next few weeks.
Drew
We'll see you sooner than later. Fear not, because emergency intercom will return.
Cody
Oh, I'm getting. No, it'll work. It.
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Release Date: March 24, 2023
Hosts: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
"Goodbye..." marks a significant and heartfelt episode of Emergency Intercom, where the hosts, Enya (Cody) Umanzor and Drew Phillips, navigate through personal challenges and announce a temporary hiatus from the podcast. This episode diverges from their typical comedic banter, delving deep into themes of mental health, personal struggles, and the complexities of maintaining a creative endeavor amidst turmoil.
The episode opens with Drew initiating a conversation about a distressing encounter at TSA. He recounts an aggressive interaction where TSA agents scrutinized his belongings, leading to physical confrontation and emotional distress.
Drew on TSA Encounter:
"[02:17] Drew: Hey. Sucking on some dick for fun immediately."
(Note: This quote indicates the abrupt and shocking nature of the episode's start.)
Cody's Reaction:
"[02:50] Cody: That is a complete invasion of privacy. You don't do that."
"[09:53] Drew: Yes. If you know anything about, you know that."
The vivid description of the ordeal highlights the frustration and helplessness both hosts felt during the incident. Drew emphasizes the violation of privacy, while Cody expresses disbelief and anger over the aggressive behavior of the TSA agents.
As the episode progresses, the conversation shifts towards the hosts' personal lives, revealing underlying struggles with mental health, depression, and the impact of these issues on their podcasting journey.
Cody candidly discusses feelings of dissatisfaction, lack of motivation, and the toll these emotions have taken on both personal well-being and the quality of the podcast. The admission reflects a vulnerable moment, showcasing the importance of mental health awareness even among content creators.
Drew adds to the conversation by acknowledging the cyclical nature of their struggles, suggesting that despite recurring challenges, there’s a persistent effort to overcome them. This mutual support between the hosts underscores the depth of their friendship and shared experiences.
Towards the end of the episode, Cody and Drew make a joint announcement regarding the future of Emergency Intercom.
Cody's Announcement:
"[56:08] Cody: Yeah, we don't know how long we'll be gone, but we will be back. Make sure you stay posted..."
"[57:05] Cody: ...I just haven't been feeling my best. It's been, I think, something that's been bubbling up inside of me for a while now."
Drew's Support:
"[61:49] Cody: Yeah, and it's so funny because our last break was like we're going to Japan..."
"[62:19] Drew: He wouldn't let me call him anything other than Timote..."
Cody and Drew express their need to take a step back to focus on personal well-being, with Cody detailing feelings of numbness, lack of fulfillment, and the necessity to address their mental health challenges. Drew complements Cody’s sentiments, emphasizing the repetitive nature of their struggles and the importance of taking time to heal.
The episode concludes on a poignant note, with both hosts reassuring their audience of their eventual return, while simultaneously acknowledging the uncertain duration of their hiatus.
"[02:17] Drew: Hey. Sucking on some dick for fun immediately."
Context: Abrupt and shocking start to the episode, setting a raw and unfiltered tone.
"[12:06] Cody: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look so fudgeing good."
Context: Light-hearted banter amidst heavier topics, showcasing the balance between humor and seriousness.
"[57:37] Drew: Doing, that's the biggest thing."
Context: Highlighting the impact of personal struggles on their creative work.
"[63:56] Cody: One day you just wake up and it's gone..."
Context: Reflecting on the fleeting nature of debilitating emotions and the hope for improvement.
"[67:46] Cody: ...Emergency Intercom will return."
Context: Reassuring the audience while announcing their temporary departure.
"Goodbye..." serves as a heartfelt departure episode where Enya and Drew lay bare their personal battles, offering listeners an intimate glimpse into the challenges behind the curtain of podcasting. The episode underscores the importance of mental health, the courage to take necessary breaks, and the enduring hope of returning stronger. For loyal listeners and newcomers alike, this episode stands as a testament to the human side of content creation, reminding us that behind every voice is a story of resilience and the pursuit of happiness.
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