Gypsy Rose Met Us

Summary

Emergency Intercom Episode Summary: "Gypsy Rose Met Us"

Release Date: May 10, 2024
Host(s): Enya Umanzor, Drew Phillips
Guest: Gypsy Rose

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1. Introduction and Welcome

[01:46] Drew:
“Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Not welcome back. Welcome to Emergency Intercom. Welcome back to this episode because you're probably revisiting it because you're obsessed with me.”

[01:55] Kai:
“Exactly. I'm giving them like an upskirt shot right now.”

The hosts Enya, Drew, and Kai kick off the episode with their signature comedic banter, setting a playful and irreverent tone for the discussion.

2. Meeting Gypsy Rose

[08:44] Drew:
“Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.”

[09:04] Kai:
“I can't believe it finally happened. No, like, literally, that is manifestation, like, in its purest form.”

Enya and Drew share their excitement about finally meeting Gypsy Rose, their idol, expressing a mix of surrealism and admiration. They recount how their long-term wish to have her as a guest on their podcast came true, thanks to the efforts of their acquaintance Emily.

[10:14] Kai:
“Yeah, and we had a moment with her on the side, and it was pretty crazy, and it was very surreal, and it was kind of freaky, and so many emotions I felt, but ultimately, it was very magical.”

The trio describes the encounter as magical yet overwhelming, highlighting Gypsy Rose's charismatic and poised demeanor.

3. Impressions and Interactions with Gypsy Rose

[10:37] Drew:
“She was actually so nice. I wish we got more time to talk to her.”

[10:45] Drew:
“She was this light as a feather, stiff as a board. Like, we'll insert the live photo.”

They reflect on Gypsy Rose's professionalism and her ability to maintain her persona, making the interaction both memorable and slightly intimidating.

[12:14] Kai:
“I think I'm...”

[12:16] Enya:
“…it’s getting a little too real.”

Kia and Enya delve into the challenges of engaging with someone of Gypsy Rose's stature without being intrusive, opting to respect her space despite their fascination.

4. Communication Styles and ADHD Discussion

[16:14] Enya:
“I keep track.”

[17:03] Drew:
“I don't like that filth.”

The conversation shifts to their communication habits, particularly how they relate to others, possibly hinting at traits associated with ADHD. They discuss the tendency to dominate conversations with personal anecdotes, sometimes to the detriment of genuine connection.

[19:49] Kai:
“We can do whatever we want to do because we're all going to die soon.”

[20:02] Enya:
“Can I just say something? I feel like something big is not going to come.”

Enya emphasizes a personal shift towards a more optimistic outlook, only to be met with Drew's comedic pessimism, illustrating their dynamic interplay on serious topics.

5. Media Commentary and TikTok Trends

[35:20] Kai:
“Do people inject botch, like, botulism in their skin?”

[35:33] Drew:
“I wonder if it tastes like that out of the can or if maybe it was a little rotten.”

They critique and dissect various TikTok trends and misinformation, expressing skepticism about the authenticity of viral content. Their commentary ranges from diet Dr. Pepper experiences to fake camping videos, highlighting the absurdity they perceive in some modern media.

[36:15] Drew:
“Build that in one day. Rome wasn't built to today.”

[36:39] Drew:
“Like, you were fake.”

The hosts humorously explore the notion of authenticity in media, comparing viral antics to historical grandeur, and questioning the genuineness of both content creators and their own personas.

6. Personal Anecdotes and Group Dynamics

[44:37] Kai:
“You just had to be there. You guys had to be there.”

[45:39] Enya:
“I love this video. This is a classic.”

They share stories from a recent karaoke night, blending humor with introspection about social interactions and personal insecurities. Kai recounts selecting intentionally dull songs to disrupt the vibe, leading to humorous self-awareness about their influence in social settings.

[47:08] Drew:
“Like, we are literally sending the clowns by Coco.”

[48:00] Kai:
“No, no, no, no, no. What do I need done?”

The trio discusses their attempts to navigate group activities, often leading to comedic misunderstandings and exaggerated personas, further emphasizing their dynamic as the "clowns" of social gatherings.

7. Emergency Intercom Meals and Fan Interactions

[38:26] Drew:
“We'll do, like, when JoJo Siwa had, like, a bunch of fans, like, come listen to her album.”

[40:10] Drew:
“They are just acting and we were like, what is like something? Like. Like that is another example of that.”

They introduce and interact with their social media segment, "Emergency Intercom Meals," where fans submit photos of their meals while listening to the podcast. This segment is filled with humorous critiques and playful banter, showcasing their engagement with listeners.

[40:31] Drew:
“...the emergency Intercom meals account said, I know you're not talking with your chemical wasteland of a stomach.”

[40:45] Drew:
“...I wanted to post it on ig so people thought that the way they said that to me.”

The hosts humorously address and respond to fan comments, blending self-deprecation with exaggerated reactions to everyday topics like diet and meal preferences.

8. Positive Affirmations and Final Thoughts

[53:27] Kai:
“We have some people who would find a way.”

[54:12] Drew:
“You just had to be there. You guys had to be there.”

In the closing segments, they welcome their friend Violet for a positive affirmation, adding a moment of sincerity amidst the comedic turbulence. Violet encourages positivity and gratitude, providing a brief yet uplifting counterbalance to the episode's earlier chaos.

[54:52] Drew:
“Thank you. We needed that.”

[55:01] Drew:
“We could do the domino also, if.”

Violet's participation emphasizes the importance of positive energy and community, ending the episode on a hopeful note.

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Notable Quotes

• Kai at [16:14]:
  “We can do whatever we want to do because we're all going to die soon.”

• Drew at [24:45]:
  “But yeah, I will continue to do that, I guess.”

• Enya at [20:12]:
  “I'm going to push back on that and say that nothing bad's going to happen to me.”

• Violet at [54:12]:
  “Let's just thank God for being here for another day.”

Conclusion

In this episode of Emergency Intercom, Enya, Drew, and Kai blend humor with candid conversations, exploring their interactions with Gypsy Rose, dissecting modern media trends, and reflecting on their communication styles. Their dynamic interplay, filled with witty remarks and relatable anecdotes, offers listeners an engaging and entertaining experience, all while maintaining a thread of sincerity through fan interactions and moments of positivity.

Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, "Gypsy Rose Met Us" delivers a rich tapestry of comedy, insight, and heartfelt moments, encapsulating the essence of what makes Emergency Intercom a standout comedy show.

Transcript

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Drew]

Everything from first steps to first dates, from all nighters to all time personal.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Bests, from building pillow forts to building.

[Drew]

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[Kai]

No, I am the wife that is. Period. I'm ran through.

[Drew]

Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Not welcome back. Welcome to Emergency Intercom. Welcome back to this episode because you're probably revisiting it because you're obsessed with me.

[Kai]

Exactly. I'm giving them like an upskirt shot right now.

[Drew]

I know Lowkey, your freaking junk is going to fall out, period. So we've come to the conclusion of who's who in the Challengers.

[Kai]

Yeah, I think Kai has a take on it too.

[Drew]

Okay, I want to hear.

[Kai]

But wait, before we go, let's preface.

[Drew]

Okay, so if you have not seen.

[Kai]

It, Challengers, just listen. Yeah, do whatever. But there was a lot of conversation around me and Yen, Kai and who's who in Challengers and I feel like we all have different takes on it but I'm curious to hear everyone's and then I'll say mine.

[Enya]

Well I think it was interesting because at first everyone was like oh, Enya's Tashi just cause like the girl. But then people thought about it and they were like oh, but Drew's like manipulative.

[Kai]

Yeah, I'm kind of evil, I'm a little wicked.

[Enya]

But also brings out the best in people through very like horrible tactics and ways and he's the most ran through. So people are saying oh, oh.

[Drew]

Well I don't think anybody's like really?

[Kai]

No one is saying that I'm ran through.

[Enya]

Oh, well, let me check my notes. Oh, okay.

[Drew]

You collected notes. Who said that? You didn't, like, take detail of. Who said that?

[Enya]

That's my job.

[Drew]

Well, whoever said that, you're done. I'm gonna find you. Don't say that about my boyfriend.

[Enya]

A lot of people said that. It had. The comment has like, 10,000 likes.

[Drew]

No, I. Well. And when he can't get it done.

[Enya]

Low key.

[Kai]

So in his pat in your arch or art.

[Enya]

I think that I am art.

[Kai]

No, Kai is the tennis racket and.

[Enya]

The I'm the churro.

[Kai]

Yeah. Way.

[Enya]

Because I get ate up. No, I. Okay, here's the thing.

[Kai]

Because you're sweet and spicy.

[Enya]

Exactly.

[Drew]

Churros are not spicy.

[Enya]

But I'm bad.

[Kai]

Like. Oh, like ketchup. No, no, no, no, no. We got to go back. So churros aren't spicy? You' saying ketchup isn't spicy.

[Enya]

Literally.

[Drew]

Okay. I feel like in this moment, it's only correct that I don't demean yalls culture.

[Enya]

Okay.

[Drew]

And I can understand that from your upbringing.

[Kai]

Have you ever had a slice of pizza? The red sauce on it is hella spicy. It hurts my tongue.

[Drew]

Red sauce.

[Kai]

It hurts my tongue.

[Drew]

God. You go.

[Enya]

The final thing I was going to say is I am art because I seek love and I'm not getting it.

[Drew]

And I've ever mad annoying, and I'm.

[Enya]

Annoying as, but my body goes crazy.

[Kai]

Yeah, but body. Body is.

[Drew]

Body is tea. Yeah. Body is tea.

[Kai]

Body is haircut. Haircut is t. Yeah.

[Enya]

Haircut embodies tea.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And I am Patrick because I'm conniving and I want to have fun, and I don't give a.

[Kai]

You're never. No, the reality is, is you were never in the wrong in the first place. Like, we were together. Kai came in. Bro up. I got with Kyle.

[Drew]

It's actually sounding like real life real.

[Kai]

As real as.

[Enya]

Yeah, it's getting a little too real. Maybe we.

[Kai]

I think I'm.

[Drew]

Let's talk about it. Yeah.

[Kai]

In my opinion, I'm all three of them in different ways.

[Drew]

Okay, so you're trying to see how you can center yourself in every situation.

[Enya]

Drew's the ball getting passed around. I literally. I agree. Well, Patrick also smokes cigs. Right?

[Drew]

Me as.

[Enya]

Yeah, that's you.

[Kai]

And you got brown hair, and you're like a little rodent that wished to.

[Drew]

Be no brown eyes. I actually think he has blue eyes.

[Kai]

I saw the greatest review on letterboxd, and it was like Art and Patrick are. Are like if two mice wish to Be human and that physically altered.

[Drew]

Like, the way I viewed.

[Kai]

The way I saw everything. But they're sexy, hot, and I don't give a. I want to. A little mouse.

[Drew]

Hey.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Oh, whoa.

[Drew]

Okay, we're gonna. I don't think you should say that.

[Kai]

Why?

[Drew]

Why would you. Like, that's like, bestiality. Oh, wait, I've never told this story. I'm like. Speaking of bestiality, there is a movie by the. The director's name is, like, your mama's voice. I'm waiting for you to say something to me.

[Kai]

Yolanda.

[Drew]

No, no. You know. You know what I'm looking for. Don't play with me. You interrupted me. What do you want? What do you think I want to hear?

[Kai]

I'm sorry. I love you.

[Drew]

Look at me.

[Kai]

I'm sorry. I love you.

[Drew]

You're not looking at me. You're looking around.

[Kai]

I love you. I'm sorry.

[Drew]

No. Me. Only times I look at me there, I'm like, I love you.

[Kai]

Say it to my face.

[Drew]

Y' all can't see, but I could do this awesome thing where I move only one eye, and Drew swears you can do it, but he's.

[Kai]

I swear I can't.

[Drew]

You can't. Every time you do it, you just cross your eyes.

[Kai]

Wait, hold on.

[Drew]

Look, I don't think the camera.

[Kai]

I have a video. I have a video of it.

[Drew]

No, we had a video of you trying to do. And you couldn't do it.

[Kai]

I can't roll my eyes either when I try.

[Drew]

Okay. Anyways, so we were, like, going. I was, like, going on a trip, and I was like, oh, damn, I want something to watch on the plane. So I was looking through my watch list, and I was high as. And I was looking through it, and I just, like, saw the COVID and the COVID just has this director's name really big. And I like, from the small, like, little box of it on my iPhone, I read it as animal. So I looked up Animal movie. The. The Search. Like, what it gave you back. I'm not kidding. I've never liked. I literally was, like, shaking. I was like, oh, oh. Like, on my iPad, like, trying to, like, delete it. And I was like, oh, my God.

[Kai]

And iPads on the airplane are the brightest thing ever.

[Drew]

I was so humid, like, projected it on the ceiling, and I was, like, moving stuff around. Her name was Amal. Like, a M A L, but from the little box. That's. I thought it was.

[Kai]

I was, like, saying that. What are you talking about?

[Drew]

Get your mind off the.

[Kai]

Again.

[Drew]

But yeah. That was my embarrassing story of me not clicking on something and looking at the. Because that's not even the title of the movie. I didn't know the title of the movie, and I was just like, oh, just look up the director. I'm sure, like, the movie will come up. It's, like, actually way too much stuff like that. Literally. I mean, it's literally illegal. I can't believe I can actually Google that, See it, like. Yeah. So if I end up not showing up for our next few episodes, you.

[Kai]

Set that up perfectly, because once you get caught, you can use this as evidence and be like, look like, I.

[Drew]

Wish I didn't do it.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Links don't play with me.

[Kai]

Okay, guys. Something like, absolutely massive, groundbreaking, earth shattering.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. Just break the table, actually.

[Kai]

Please, please. Something absolutely earth shattering, groundbreaking happened. And it's hard for me to talk about because the world doesn't know yet, but I met. We met our idol.

[Drew]

Oh, wow.

[Kai]

We met.

[Drew]

I almost forgot.

[Kai]

We literally did something so big and so huge, and we met Gypsy Rose.

[Drew]

Yeah. Insert. Insert clip and video here and picture. Whatever. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

[Kai]

I can't believe it finally happened. No, like, literally, that is manifestation, like, in its purest form. Like, literally. From the genesis of this podcast, I was saying, I want Gypsy Rose as a guest. She needs to be on here. I need to meet her in some capacity. And it finally happened. Shout out. Whatever. The. The people that organized people. That was her name. Jada.

[Drew]

Emily.

[Kai]

Emily. Shout out Emily.

[Drew]

No, Jada is actually. Jada is the girl from the company who likes our podcast.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

But she couldn't make it out. But Emily was there to, like, introduce us to Gypsy.

[Kai]

Yeah. And we had, like, a moment with her on the side, and it was pretty crazy, and it was very surreal, and it was kind of freaky, and so many emotions I felt, but ultimately, it was very magical. And she's a sweetheart, and she's cunty and blonde, and she knows her fucking poses. My bitch pose. Nasty.

[Drew]

Literally. We got, like, live photos, and me and Drew were moving around, and she.

[Kai]

Literally was, like, light as a feather, stiff as a board. Like, we'll insert the live photo.

[Drew]

She was not moving from that fucking pose. It felt like when RuPaul's on stage facing the spotlight, and, like, everybody's talking.

[Kai]

To him, and he's, like, like, not looking at anybody, not looking away from.

[Drew]

I'm talking to Drew. I'm like, your competition left us wanting more. Like, that's what he does, but that's what Gypsy was Doing. And it was so good. She was actually so nice. I wish we got more time to talk to her. But also, I didn't want to be one of the, like, million people who were, like, harping and, like, breathing down her neck.

[Kai]

We had a moment to, like, off the record, quote unquote, like, have a conversation with her, but we opted out because she was having a siggy. And, like, she had been going, going, going since she landed in la. And we were like, girl, we want to give her, like, some fudgeing space to breathe because she's been, like, doing panels, interviews, carpets, and then she had to talk to our dumb asses, which is, like, always overstimulating, which we made her laugh, like. Oh, yeah.

[Drew]

Laughing her ass off.

[Kai]

Yes. I know when she was first meeting us, she was like, who the are these people? Like, why did y' all bring them? Because we were literally the only, like, people from our, like, career there. Like, I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. I don't know if people said everybody.

[Drew]

Else opted out because they're like, yeah, I don't know.

[Kai]

I don't know.

[Drew]

But I know Brooke and Tana, apparently.

[Kai]

Yeah, they FaceTime face timed her and I bet they were just on tour and they couldn't make it.

[Drew]

Yeah. Cuz yeah. I'm like, there's no world in which we're the only people.

[Kai]

Yeah. But it was. It was awesome. And she was probably like, who are these people? Like, what did y' all do to me? Y' all are watering down my image. Like, get them away from me. But little did she know that we can make a girl that.

[Drew]

I know we were making her crack up. And then we filmed our little tik tok with her and then we parted ways. And I wish we got to speak to her more. I literally just wanted to ask about, like, her vibes. I was. I wanted to be like, what do you do with your free time? Like, I'm actually so curious, but I actually don't think she's had any free time since post. Did you just hear my stomach?

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

That was your stomach?

[Drew]

Yeah, that was my stomach.

[Enya]

Oh, I thought there was a motorcycle.

[Kai]

Sound, like a helicopter flying over.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm about to shit myself, guys. Like, but I wish we had more free time with her. But, yeah, and I wish I smoked a cigarette with her and I told somebody on her team. I was like. They were like, oh, yeah, she's going to, like, take a smoke break in a second. So when she does like, you guys are free to like go talk to her. And I was like, oh, I want to give her one of my like Korean cigarettes. And they were like, make sure it has nothing but cigarette on it because she literally can't have anything else. Like she has to report back to people. Don't give her some. And in my head I was like, damn.

[Kai]

Then I was like, oh, wait, she's literally on parole.

[Drew]

Right?

[Kai]

It was, it was very surreal. And I had a bunch of questions lined up, but ultimately decided to not ask them because I did not want to put her in a weird position. And what was it? What was it?

[Drew]

Was it the rose toy?

[Kai]

There was the rose toy. And then, oh, I so long ass time ago on Twitter, I posted a side by side photo of me and Gypsy and I did my smile and we looked the exact fucking same. Like, when my face was still twinkified, like I could like get into character and get into Gypsy and I was going to show her that, but I was like, actually no. Like, this is maybe not a dark, dark time in her life. Like, I'm not going to put her through that. This is her big day. And yeah, that was.

[Drew]

Anyway, she became obsessed with us, asked for a number and she like won't stop talking.

[Kai]

I know. She's like, oh, she was begging to be on the podcast.

[Drew]

Yeah, she was like, please put me on, please. Like I like, can like catch up with your vibe. Like it'll be a vibe I actually don't foresee, like meeting her. I was like, oh, you are so normal. Like, I already knew that. I already knew she was going to be like a very normal like 32 year old. Like just like your average, like CEO and boss ass, like 32 year old. Like, she was in that damn ass blazer.

[Kai]

She was getting her pick the damn ass blazer.

[Drew]

Like one thing about a 30 something year old woman is she's going to have that blazer on. Like, she's got to put that blazer.

[Kai]

On because she's a working girl.

[Drew]

Yeah, she's like, she got to show them she means business. But she was like so normal that I can't actually imagine her on the podcast.

[Kai]

Like, it would be really bad for her.

[Drew]

It would, it would literally be like, would you ever wear thrifted clothes? Like, hell no.

[Kai]

Hell no. Right, right.

[Drew]

Or it would be like when we get in situations with like introverted and.

[Kai]

Never, ever, ever put us into a situation, like rule number one, don't put us into a situation like that.

[Drew]

Anytime we're like around an introverted person. I just find myself, like, literally bombarding them with my, like, extroverted tendencies because I can't tell if they're uncomfortable around me. And I. I think I just make them more uncomfortable. But they always call me back.

[Kai]

Yeah, like, that's. Hey, I saw this. Like, what were you gonna say?

[Drew]

I was just gonna say, we are literally sending the clowns by.

[Kai]

No.

[Drew]

By Coco. No, wait, Grace Jones.

[Kai]

It is crazy. When we get invited to parties in la, we do not fit in at all. It's like the craziest cast ever. And then they bring us in and we're literally the clowns. They bring us in because we're like.

[Drew]

We're comedic relief. Like, for real. For real. It's actually insane.

[Kai]

We get on the dance floor and dance and then everybody follows. Are we not wrong?

[Enya]

Kai, you're right. That's actually one of the first things you said to me when I first met you.

[Kai]

Really?

[Enya]

Yeah. You're like, I feel like when I'm at these parties, I just feel like it's sending the clowns vibes. I've never forgot that.

[Ryan Seacrest]

That.

[Drew]

Because that was, like, the peak era of that, too. That's when we were really going to parties and we started to realize. We were like. Because every time after those parties, people be like, you were so funny and fun or whatever. And then after a while, we were.

[Kai]

Like, is that all we.

[Drew]

I wasn't making that many jokes.

[Kai]

I was existing in my chilling.

[Drew]

What's so funny? The. They're like, you were so funny last night. And I was just, like, drunk and dancing and being silly, and I'm like, I did not crack a single joke to you, though. I didn't speak to you all night. So how the do you know?

[Kai]

How do you know? But yeah, I saw this, like, Tick Tock Psychiatrist talking about, like, people with adhd. And I went and looked it up afterwards because I was like, I can't ever trust A on Tick Tock anymore.

[Drew]

Like, me when I Trust everybody on.

[Kai]

TikTok, literally, the amount of misinformation. The amount of misinformation is alarming, and I fall for it every time. And I'm so happy that, like, only a select few of y' all say. Because, like, if everybody called me out for the amount of times I spread misinformation on here, oh, it would be over for me. So keep it that way. How about that? But the Tick Tock Psychiatrist was talking about people with ADHD and how, like, we communicate and converse and, oh, my God. She read us to.

[Drew]

I don't like that filth.

[Kai]

Like, it was. It was horrible, horrifying. I was like, oh, my God.

[Drew]

Video. I just got it from Drew. So there's probably misinformation even in that reading.

[Kai]

Yeah, literally. So she was basically talking about, like, when, like, you're talking to someone with ADHD or when she's talking to someone who has undiagnosed adhd or she knows, like, the. The one way she can know for certain that something is going on in their brain is that if you're telling a story to them and they reciprocate with a related experience, or, like, they reciprocate with, like, oh, well, this happened to me, and blah, blah, blah, blah, bl. And then they start going on a tangent about it, and, like, it scared the out of me because that's literally how we talk to each other and how we talk to everyone in our life. And I was, like, reading the comments, and all of the comments were like, yeah, like, it makes me feel slighted. It makes me feel weird when people do that. And I was like, look. Oh, my God. Like, do I put people in uncomfortable positions? Because I'm, like, dominating the conversation. And I was like, I literally don't give a fuck because you're boring anyways. Like, your story was boring, and I'm relating to your experience, and I'm trying to make you feel comfortable and better. Like, suck my nuts from the bag.

[Drew]

Okay? That's the thing. I immediately went into, like, defense mode where I was like, no. But, like, I, like, no. Okay. So, like, the reason I do it is. And I. As I was doing that, I realized, oh, yeah, I am somebody who does that, and it can be annoying, but I would like to think that one.

[Kai]

We can turn it on.

[Drew]

Do it, too. You got adhd, too? Because we're just telling stories back and forth. Like, when I think of any conversation I have with my friends, it's like, this happened. This happened. No, this happened, this happened, this happened, this happened. And I always just saw as a form of, like, we're catching up.

[Kai]

Like, we're catching up.

[Drew]

Like, I'm getting. Like, we're getting our intel back together. We're getting things in line. And then from there, it could be stupid. Like, look at my iPhone. Like, look what's on my iPhone.

[Kai]

Also, like, why do you need the floor, you narcissist? Like, let us share this moment together. Like, you need to, like, be on your soapbox, like, talking. Your.

[Drew]

Like, it actually kind of scared me because it's made me question my idea of communication because I always felt that that was a proper way of communicating and building community is relating. And I don't think, like, I don't think we're wrong.

[Kai]

I think we can do whatever the we want to do because we're all going to die soon. There are big earthquakes coming, y' all, and it's Yellowstone is going to pop the off and cover the cloud in a mile of ash or cover the sky in a mile of ash, and all veg is going to die.

[Enya]

Can I just say something? I feel like something big is not going to come. For the first time in a while, I feel very safe. I feel very optimistic about my future. And I feel like nothing bad.

[Drew]

Oh, no. Something bad is probably going to happen to you.

[Enya]

You know what? I'm going to push back on that and say that nothing bad's going to happen to me.

[Drew]

Okay. I'm going to push back on you. And you don't talk to me like, hold on.

[Kai]

You're going to push back on him? You're going to push back on him? Push what back on him? Because my. Between me and you and between me and you, not between y' all.

[Enya]

That makes sense.

[Kai]

This is too much.

[Drew]

Why are you making it about you?

[Kai]

Yeah, babe, I'm Zendaya. Like, what are we talking about? And I look like her, and I give outfits that look like hers. Like, we are like fashion girls.

[Drew]

A picture of the way Drew's jeans fall on his feet. I can't with these jeans anymore, bro. He looks slew foot as like, he literally like it. Like, Drew's feet basically have looked like the sound that, like, spongebob's like, like that Squidward's feet make like.

[Kai]

Wait, we need to edit that.

[Drew]

You can't see your. You trying to elude that. There's more space in this kitchen than like, three by four feet.

[Kai]

But no, I'm giving Zendaya outfits constantly. No, those jeans, y' all. I'm telling you, one of the, like.

[Drew]

Greatest fashion icons of our generation. Right now. You're like, that's kind of my butt.

[Enya]

Did you see that? She did the hat thing. Now that you guys have the hat.

[Kai]

Exactly. It's crazy. Exactly.

[Enya]

That's insane saying that. She.

[Kai]

She copied us. Yeah, she took that from us.

[Drew]

No, you guys are remembering that we did. We got the hat because of her.

[Enya]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Drew]

Damn. That's how you know you're a fashion icon when literally even you're like, what People perceive as like, your busted fit. Bitches are like, I'm gonna get that.

[Kai]

No, See, my whole arc, like, I'm about to go down is Zendaya twin era. The pictures of her, like, in her twin, like, what happened to Zendaya's twin? Like, that's the real conversation that we need to be having. Like, where did she. Where did. Oh. Oh, my God. That literally. Oh, my God. That freaked me out, that moment. And yeah, I'm like, actually having a connection fit. I feel like we're in a movie right now.

[Drew]

What's.

[Kai]

I feel like we're literally, like, in. Like, everybody's looking at me. Stop. Y' all need to stop looking. What.

[Drew]

What movie are we in?

[Kai]

Not. I'm literally going to have an actual psychotic break. I'm going to have a psychotic.

[Drew]

Okay, do you want me to just keep talking?

[Kai]

Yeah, this.

[Drew]

Wait, what were we saying before we told you that your life is going to be awful? Oh, we were talking about communication.

[Enya]

Right. Okay.

[Kai]

How do you communicate, Kai?

[Enya]

No, I genuinely have been having this thought where I've been talking to people.

[Kai]

Right, right, right. Okay. Yeah, I've been having the same thought period. Like, me too, me too.

[Drew]

I had that thought so long ago, though. Like, I was thinking that I.

[Enya]

Seriously, in the last, like, six months, I've been like, I need to respond to this person, not with my own story and tangent, and I need to, like, ask them questions and, like, get outside of my own head because I do the same.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Enya]

And I was like, you guys are talking about.

[Drew]

I'm like, right.

[Enya]

I don't think I have adhd, but.

[Drew]

But I don't know, I think, like, it can be confused because I do think there are appropriate times to do it. But for the most part, I feel like when I think about moments, especially if somebody is having. Going through something emotionally based or like, traumatic or whatever, I will bring up scenarios. Not. And I won't go into extreme detail, but I will throw in and be like, try to, like, help them, like, grieve this, like, situation or go through it emotionally and then randomly throw it and be like, I. I throw it in as a. Like, well, don't feel bad about it or don't be hard on yourself about that because I've also had that and, like, it will pass, blah, blah, blah. And I don't go like, oh, yeah, well, and me, and me. And me. I feel like I just throw it in as a touching base so people don't feel, like, embarrassed or. Yeah, like, yeah, alone.

[Enya]

I think there's like healthy ways to do it because I'll notice. I'll do it sometimes and it feels good. I'm like, oh, this is like a pure use of it. And then other times when I'm like, not in a good mental state, I'll do it for like more narcissistic reasons and I'll just be like, very self centered. But like, I do feel like you could do it both ways where you're relating to the person with a direct experience, a corollary experience. And it's like, it's helpful.

[Drew]

Like if somebody says, oh, like I. Like I smashed into someone's car. Whatever, whatever, what am I supposed to say? Damn, you smashed into their car.

[Enya]

Yeah. Damn, that's crazy. Or I'm sorry.

[Kai]

Yeah, I hope you have insurance crazy.

[Drew]

Like, no, I'm gonna be like, well, When I was 15, I got into a hit and run.

[Kai]

Hitting not a person that part. No. Hitting them with the 38th. Damn, that's crazy. And they're still not catching the hint. I'm like, damn. No, that is literally crazy. You're crazy.

[Drew]

You are crazy.

[Enya]

The 38th. Damn, that's crazy.

[Kai]

Damn. Home. Damn. Damn.

[Drew]

But yeah, I will continue to do that, I guess. But I don't know. I feel like I have people in my life who they didn't with that they would.

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Kai hasn't been eating sugar and he just sniffed a marshmallow.

[Kai]

He's been sniffing marshmallows and yeah, doesn't.

[Enya]

Want me to be happy. He's trying to knock me out of ketosis by trying to get me to eat sweets.

[Kai]

I'm. I offer him a sweet every single time I see him because I'm like, everybody needs a little more sweet and sugar in their life. But then I was like, oh, wait, I am that too. Kai. Kai doesn't need to supplement sugar because I am his sugar bae. Like, I'm everything he needs.

[Drew]

Like.

[Kai]

I was saying, while Kai is asleep at night, he thinks he's in ketosis, but I've been macro dosing him with sugar in his sleep by just sprinkling a little on his lips.

[Enya]

Nerds clusters.

[Kai]

Did you eating a nerds cluster right now would implode. You like, ew, like a bird.

[Enya]

Yeah, I would explode if I ate one of those right now.

[Drew]

When's the last time you had sugar?

[Enya]

I had sugar two and a half weeks ago. And I'm losing my mind. I just.

[Drew]

I just don't. Like, there's no world in which I would Keep myself from sugar. Y' all have a too much of a key. There's something actually happening, and I'm scared.

[Kai]

No. Challengers changed us. We were saying that, like, something really shifted in our brains.

[Drew]

Well, I think that's wrong, But I'm straight, and I'm sad my friends won't be meeting me in heaven.

[Enya]

We're going to heaven.

[Drew]

That's what you think. I've never been. What if I turned into that kind of person? I just said, I'm not gonna see you guys, Girl.

[Kai]

No, you literally are that person. You put on a facade for the podcast. Let's talk about it. No, I was telling Kai we need to bring back homophobia for real, like, in a big way. I wasn't saying that Kai was saying all that.

[Drew]

I kept. No, Kai was saying that he did come inside, and he was like, oh, my God. Like, I was just so homophobic out there. You don't want to know what happened.

[Kai]

So good.

[Drew]

He was like, it feels good to just be me.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

To be free. You know that. You know that audio on TikTok that's like, oh, I'm finally me again. I haven't felt like this in ages. That was Kai when he came in.

[Kai]

I inferred the be who you are as being casually homophobic, period.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah.

[Enya]

No. I walked in the apartment, made everyone feel safe as. And I was like, oh, how's everyone doing? Is everyone.

[Kai]

That is. Yeah. I do agree with you, though. Like, I actually think you are in a very secure place in your life and a very safe place, and nothing bad is going to happen to you.

[Enya]

Right. Okay, can we please just go back to that?

[Kai]

Just touch on that briefly.

[Enya]

Do you not look at me and you're like, that person is going to be okay forever?

[Drew]

Like, that person is so.

[Enya]

Yeah. Happy physically, mentally, and spiritual.

[Drew]

Sugar. So happy. Oh, happy.

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

No, you do. You have been in a really good.

[Kai]

Right?

[Enya]

Yeah, Everything's gonna be fine.

[Drew]

Are you cooking? Oh, that burnt.

[Kai]

The out of.

[Enya]

Was slowly lighting the house on fire.

[Kai]

Hold on, y' all. We almost set the house on fire.

[Drew]

You just cooked all the germs in that bowl.

[Kai]

Oh, no.

[Enya]

Oh, the allergy.

[Kai]

Yeah, my allergy. My baby.

[Enya]

There's a candle for the audio listeners. There's a candle underneath, beneath Drew's, like, expensive baby. Glowing algae cooking slowly.

[Drew]

No, they're definitely boiled. You just made shrimp. You just boiled some shrimp.

[Enya]

They're cooked.

[Kai]

You're telling me a shrimp fried? You're telling me a candle fried? These shrimp candle fried. Rice.

[Drew]

Hey, Candle.

[Kai]

Fried shrimp.

[Drew]

Okay. I told you. I told you. I told you like a bustin soldier that I told you, already told you. I hate that when I see that shirt, that's what I think of. And that's like some random rhyme Josiah made up because his user on Fortnite is Pom Pom Soldier. And I was like, what the fuck is Pom Pom Soldier? He's like, like cheerleader for the Boston Soldiers. I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, like a pom Pom soldier that I told you, already told you. Like a Boston soldier. And I was like, literally, what the fudge are you talking about? And that rhyme has never left my head. And every time I read this shirt, I think like, that I told you, already told you. And that's what I think of when I see the shirt now. Which is sad because also I was wearing that shirt out in public. Not enough people gave me compliments. Not enough people were looking at me and being like, oh my God, I love that movie.

[Enya]

You're so amazing how many people gave you compliments. So maybe focus on the positive one. Oh, that's not enough.

[Drew]

That's not.

[Enya]

That's not. I thought it was going to be like seven. No, it should have been.

[Drew]

I wanted at least three. I wanted to be stopped and stream be like, oh, my God, not only are you sexy enough to be in that movie, but I love that movie. And you're making me as horny as that movie made me. Yeah, and why did Lou say this in the gift card they gave me? It said, why are you so horny? When I opened my box.

[Kai]

What they literally did.

[Drew]

I'll show you. When I opened my order. Look at what it said.

[Kai]

What?

[Drew]

Why would they say that?

[Enya]

What the hell?

[Kai]

Yeah, they're over, Loewe. It's over.

[Drew]

I made that happen. It said, do you want to leave a gift card? And then I wanted to post it on ig so people thought that the way they said that to me. Well, I've decided that camping is like the weirdest thing we decided to do as humans. Like, it makes a lot of sense.

[Kai]

Grimes eating spaghetti and being homeless for three months. It's like the same vibe.

[Drew]

No, literally, it's like, why did we like, evolutionized into having like, running hot water on command? Like food in a fridge that can be safe and kept well so that you don't die from like, bacterial disease. And then we got all that and we were like, damn, but I low key miss sleeping outside. Like, I Want to do that instead? Also, I've been seeing videos.

[Kai]

Do people inject botch, like, botulism in their skin? Like, wait, I know Botox and shit, but, like, hold on, Wait, what? Like, can you get botulism from botulism injections? It clocked it. Oh, my God. Botox is botulism.

[Drew]

Wait, what is botulism?

[Kai]

The. That's like, inside of the canned foods and like, the.

[Drew]

Yeah, I know the term, but I'm like, running guts. Botulism. Do.

[Kai]

Botulism kills, like, millions of people a year and like, during, like, wartime, and they were, like, getting botulism and literally out their intestines.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah. It's like, localized, though.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Enya]

Wait, but what, like, weaponized it?

[Drew]

Like, what does Botox have to do with that?

[Enya]

Because it's like the thing that paralyzes parts of you, but on command versus, like, chronically.

[Kai]

Yeah, it is. That's crazy.

[Drew]

Why'd you even think of that?

[Kai]

I don't even know. I've, like, I connected like dots in my head. I was like, botulism, and I probably already knew that somehow, and then it just, like, all came together at once. But I never really actually thought about it because I always thought it was like snake venom or some. But like. Or spider toxin.

[Drew]

Have you ever thought of getting Botox?

[Kai]

Yeah, but, like, should.

[Drew]

But what was I saying? Oh, camping. I've been watching weird ass videos.

[Kai]

No, no, no, no, no. What do I need done?

[Drew]

I'm just saying you need some baby Botox.

[Kai]

Where?

[Drew]

Forehead, cheeks, smile lines. Maybe we could get you some filler in your cheekbones.

[Kai]

Don't you look at my masseters and not say that. My biggest insecurity is my jaw.

[Drew]

No, because I was gonna say you should get jaw filler. And then I was like, no, if you got chalk filler, it'd be really.

[Kai]

Scary to be more gorded out. Y' all know I want ambassador. Okay, well, I was gonna say you.

[Drew]

Talk about your face all the time, but you have a really good face shape. It's literally just like you do.

[Enya]

You have such a.

[Drew]

And he. That's what he wants. And that's why you can't say anything. Oh, yeah, because that's what he wants. He wants you to be like, no, you're gorgeous. So he can literally knock his head forward and be like, oh, that's some.

[Enya]

40 chess Toshi shit. Yeah, you have a great jaw, dude.

[Kai]

Thank you. No, I actually genuinely am, like, genuinely care about this. And I want masseter Botox, but I Know I'd be the. That got a injection in my jaw just goes lopsided.

[Drew]

Anyways, I've been seeing these girls who camping, and I need to find the video. Y' all are going too far. Because it went from going to wanting to sleep outside, which I get. Like, I also want to in a hole outside. Like, it sounds fun, but these are going into a capacity that I don't understand. Oh, well, I'm crazy because I want to in a hole.

[Kai]

No, no, guys, I don't know what. Kai is laughing. I just literally existing, and Kai started laughing. Is that a Range Rover?

[Drew]

I don't know what the. It is. Like, is this fake? Did they have, like, a fake.

[Kai]

She's jacking someone else's swag, by the way.

[Drew]

I don't give a. She's a girl. She could do that. Girls get to steal.

[Kai]

This is literally. When I got my car, this is what I wanted to do. I'm not kidding. Like, I want.

[Drew]

She goes too far, basically.

[Kai]

Like, all that for one night. Like, it's crazy. See, projector.

[Drew]

You're doing far too much. Like, far too much. If I went camping and I set up, I would literally go, like, stab holes into the tent.

[Kai]

It's giving fake rain. And it's.

[Drew]

I know.

[Kai]

It's a setup like. Like, what's it called? Those, like, tik tok channels that, like, clean the house because their boyfriend got home. And it's like, them unboxing packages and putting things everywhere. It's giving, like, one of those ads.

[Drew]

Or it's like that channel that was acting like it was just two guys with their hands making full houses in the woods. And then it turns out that, like, some guys. Yeah, there's, like, a huge construction.

[Kai]

Like, you didn't know about that?

[Enya]

No, I didn't know about that.

[Drew]

Yes.

[Kai]

It was outed that they had, like, like, cranes and, like, 20 people working on these projects at once. Like, the whole thing was fake from the beginning. And then, like, there was probably one real one, but even that one turned out to be really icky because the dude was just, like, forcing these, like, indigenous people to, like, do manual labor. And they were making millions and millions of dollars, like, paying them and literally not paying them at all and just keeping all of the money to themselves. And they probably didn't Even know what AdSense or ad rev was at all. Like, they just, like, took everything. Yeah. Primitive technology, all of it was.

[Enya]

I would only watch those, like, once.

[Kai]

Every six months and watch every single one of them in one.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah. I would become, like, randomly obsessed with them and watch them to follow sleep like that.

[Enya]

I did notice, though, that the structures started to get a little crazy. Like, David, do you know those, like, YouTuber houses that are, like, very minimal with, like an infinity Minecraft house? It was getting dangerously close to, like, a neon sign.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah. They fully crossed the, like, the suspension of belief. When they had, like, twostory buildings they were building. I was like, okay. And I know the rock and stick not holding all that.

[Kai]

They had literal M.O. with like, sharks and alligators in it. Like, they were going, like, way too hard. Me and Josh were talking about this yesterday. Like, how, like, looking back at all the prank videos we used to watch, like, they're so obviously fake now, but they felt so real to us in the moment. Like they were all just acting and we were like, what is like something? Like. Like that is another example of that. Like, those felt very real and, like, they did a good job. But looking back, we'd probably be like, yeah, no.

[Drew]

Build that in one day.

[Kai]

Yeah. And we were trying to think of things that in the moment right now are probably fake. Like, happening.

[Drew]

What's is nuts didn't build Rome in a day. Rome wasn't built to today.

[Kai]

To today. You know what I just realized? Actually, it's Kai and India. Kai and India are the fake that everybody's gonna look back on and be like, oh, they were so fake. But in the moment we thought we were, they were real.

[Drew]

Like, I'm not real. Or like, I'm a.

[Kai]

You're fake as.

[Enya]

Oh, I'm not fake, Kai.

[Kai]

You're fake as. You know what?

[Enya]

I am fake. But I really don't give a.

[Drew]

Thank you.

[Enya]

I really don't give a.

[Drew]

Actually, don't you feel like that's the new trend forecast?

[Enya]

Like, that's five. Being a horrible person.

[Drew]

I'm so sad that you're, like, not ahead of the curb like you usually are.

[Kai]

So it's sad to see, like, I'll always be good. I'll always be good. And I'll be waiting, arms open for when people come back. Running to people.

[Drew]

They're not going to come back. They don't like you anymore. No one likes you anymore.

[Kai]

And that's okay. I'm comfortable in myself and I love myself.

[Drew]

You know when you go to head and you hear the voices? That's all the people that don't like you.

[Kai]

They're talking to me. They're transmitting radio frequencies. Right?

[Enya]

Okay, well, really quick. I just want to shout out, I went to the Pink Panthers show.

[Drew]

I got scared you were about to do, like, your own ad read or something.

[Enya]

Yo. Yeah. Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, I thought you were gonna be like, okay, quick, I just want to shout. Let me just scrub, Daddy.

[Enya]

Do an ad read version for Audible. No, I was at the Pink Panthers show and.

[Kai]

No, you weren't.

[Enya]

A girl came out to me who's a fan of the. Of the podcast. Yes, I was. Drew, you can't make me angry right now because I'm above you and I. I'm no longer playing with your little games. I didn't get angry. That didn't even affect me. She came up and she was the first clip channel for Emergency Intercom.

[Kai]

Oh, which one was it?

[Enya]

Emergency intercombed or Emergency intercomed?

[Kai]

That's fire.

[Enya]

I don't know why I pronounced it.

[Kai]

Shout out them. That's fucking lit. I've been seeing them, like, be like. Like, looking for us in la, and every time we do something, they're out of town or some, and I'm like, one day we'll link.

[Drew]

We're like ships passing in the night.

[Kai]

One day we'll do, like, a Lincoln build session with all of the goaded fans.

[Drew]

We'll do, like, when JoJo Siwa had, like, a bunch of fans, like, come listen to her album. Except it's y' all coming and listening to the podcast and being very unfulfilled by the experience. Like, just coming to, like, not even a live episode, but, like, we're just gonna play the episode and watch you watch it, and you're going to feel really uncomfortable and feel like you need to laugh and fake laugh. And the second we catch you fake laughing, something bad is going to happen.

[Kai]

It's going to be over for you. We have a new account that I've been fucking loving loving down. It's Emergency Intercom meals, and people submit photos of the food that they eat while watching Emergency Intercom. And some of y' all really need a lot of help. Like, a lot of help. Because it's crazy what y' all are eating. And that's coming from me.

[Drew]

I know you have to say the interaction you have.

[Kai]

Yeah. So someone posted. Submitted their photo, and they posted it, and it was like, four cheese taquitos, two Go Guts, and some random beverage. And I, like, commented, because I was like. I said, this one's crazy. And the account responded back saying, like, hold on, let me read it verbatim.

[Drew]

Was no one gonna tell me that I have the most square head on the planet. I don't think, like, I just saw myself in that. Like, I keep looking over at myself, and I can't believe I look like that. And y' all let me just, like, sit here and look like that. Like, that's actually up.

[Enya]

You don't have a square head.

[Kai]

Someone.

[Enya]

Okay, I said a normal head.

[Drew]

No, I have gray head, sis.

[Kai]

I said, this one is wild. And then someone said, girl, don't act like you don't eat Takis. Dipped in fucking chipotle bowl.

[Drew]

Dipped in chipotle bowl.

[Kai]

Then someone said, girl, that looks like your meal. And then someone said, the emergency Intercom meals account said, I know you're not talking with your chemical wasteland of a stomach. Your stomach acid should be considered a war crime. And then I responded back. Ate me up, to be honest. Right.

[Drew]

Right.

[Kai]

Oh, it's a ginger ale that they're drinking, which. Drinking a ginger ale off of an airplane is crazy work. I'm sorry. Like, I don't give a if you're drinking an air or a. Yeah, whatever.

[Drew]

Well, we got given Dr. Diet Dr. Pepper by Wendy's last night. And Diet Dr. Pepper.

[Kai]

I don't even know who the drinks.

[Drew]

That diet Dr. Pepper actually tastes like. If I would. If I had water in my mouth and I had a litter box that I hadn't changed out for two weeks, and I lifted it up and took a smell of ammonia right before I swallowed my water. That's what that tasted like. The. The fact that I had a burger and some chicken nuggets in my mouth, and I was like, oh, I can't wait to wash down this nasty ass Wendy's meal with a Dr. Pepper. The doc. I was like, the Dr. Pepper will save this mouthful of stinky Wendy's food. I almost threw up because of that doctor.

[Kai]

It was. That was horrific, y' all. It was horrific. I. I've been on a Dr. Pepper kick. I've kind of been indoctrinating India into the vibe a little bit. And I was like, oh, I want a Dr. Pepper. This is gonna kill. And I was drinking Orion's drink. And I was like, damn, they didn't give me a Dr. Pepper. Whatever, I'll just drink this. And then I grabbed Orion. Grabbed a drink. And I was like, oh, I've been drinking a Ryan's drink. So then I was like, oh, let me grab this. Took a sip, y' all. That literally, like, it was like drinking battery acid. I'm not kidding. It was, like, the worst flavor.

[Drew]

It was rotten. It's rotten.

[Kai]

Yeah. No syrup is giving Rotten soda. I literally could not tell if this was a real drink that people drink or if, like, the soda machines had, like, black mold that they just, like, didn't clean out properly. And it out in my drink, and I was just drinking mold, like. Like, it was so insane. And I'm sorry. If you like diet Dr. Pepper, stop listening to our podcast now. I want nothing to do with you. You scare me. You're dangerous. You're evil. You're wicked.

[Drew]

I wonder if it tastes like that out of the can or if maybe it was a little rotten.

[Kai]

I don't. I really don't. I don't even know if Wendy's has Diet Dr. Pepper. Like, that's the tea. Like, I don't know where the.

[Drew]

Yeah, I just took a sip of it, and I assumed it was Diet Dr. Pepper because it tasted like. If Dr. Pepper had, like, a tummy tuck. Like there's no other way to describe it. Like, it's. It tasted like if Dr. Pepper had a gastric sleeve, like, surgery. Okay, that's what the taste of that makes sense.

[Kai]

But, yeah, it was.

[Drew]

I thought you were looking up to see if they had it to make sure we weren't drinking rotten.

[Kai]

No slides. They did not have it. Or at least not immediately. They have Coke. Zero medium Diet Coke. Fanta small Coke. Drink.

[Drew]

Wait, no. Now I need to know. No, no, they do. They do. Wait, wait, guys. We might have had rotten soda. I didn't even know soda could be rotten, though. Like, sona could be expired. Something should expire, like, in my head. Pickles don't expire.

[Enya]

Or something with the syrup they put in.

[Drew]

Okay, they do have diet Dr.

[Kai]

Pep. Okay, thank God. I was, like, actually starting to think, because I was like, what the fuck were we drinking? Literally, what were we drinking? All right, well, no, I got a couple more things. We're not. You're not. You're not done with me yet. We did karaoke last night, and I fucking ate y' all walking into that room. It was like a blend of, like, a couple groups. So, like, not everybody knew each other, and we had to all get comfortable with each other being fools. And I could tell the energy was off. So I took them stage. I took the stage first. I did what I had to do, and I just, like, tried to ease everybody into it. But then I started thinking, and I was like, oh, my God, Karaoke is low key. A humiliation ritual. Like, it was giving humiliation ritual vibes. Like, we were literally, like, indoctrinating people into our squad. I need to Stop saying that damn word because I don't need it in my vocabulary. But.

[Enya]

Yeah, squad's a bad word.

[Kai]

Yeah, I know. I hate it so much. But okay, I'll just read the list of songs that I did last night. So I started with My Way by Frank Sinatra. Classic.

[Drew]

He actually did sound good, I'll give you that.

[Kai]

Yeah, I got a night. Or no, I got an 84 on that one. They. They did not with my.

[Drew]

My Way, your rendition. But you did it your way, so.

[Kai]

But I did it. And then I did no Surprises by Radiohead. That was horrible.

[Drew]

Then, oh, we did Stay the Night.

[Kai]

By Z. Yeah, we did. Me and Inya did a joint Stay the Night by Zed. Then I did a joint with Jester and did up by Cardi B.

[Drew]

And y' all were literally this video. Like, we have to insert the video. Wait, I have to look it up to show Kai.

[Kai]

And then I did Radioactive by Imagine Dragons, which was a banger. And then I finished off with idiotech, and that was the worst karaoke song of all time.

[Drew]

This is literally them.

[Enya]

Oh, I love this video. This is a classic.

[Drew]

Well, I decided that.

[Kai]

What songs did you do?

[Drew]

What? I don't remember. Oh, I did It's Too Late by Carole King, which is not a really good karaoke song. But I was like, I'm feeling my hair, so I feel like Carol King. So I want to do Carol King.

[Kai]

Hey.

[Drew]

Also, that karaoke bar had multiple pages ripped out of the book, so there was, like, just multiple songs that were missing.

[Kai]

Also, the song selection is from, like, 2016 to, like, 2018, and they haven't updated since. Obviously, they have, like, classics and old songs, but, like, the cutoff is, like, maybe actually 2016. There's, like, no songs beyond that. But my intention with the song choices I made was to absolutely destroy the vibe. And Josh was recording, and, like, I wanted, like, it to be me, like, singing very seriously, like, a shitty, boring song. And then everybody just, like, being on their phone and being bored, and it worked.

[Drew]

That's the funny thing about karaoke is it feels like the one place. And I think that's why it's such a good group activity where it feels so dismissive and up to be on your phone phone. Like, it feels really rude to get on my phone when somebody's singing, because I'm like, oh, my God, they were giving me their undivided attention. I cannot be on my phone. I need to, like, tap in.

[Kai]

I need to cheer them on here. Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, dance with them. Like, I Need to give them all. Because that, like, especially when you go to karaoke with, like, more introverted people, I feel like I become so hyper aware of their every move and I'm over analyzing them almost to a point of, like, insecurity. And I'm like, I hope I'm not making anyone insecure, but I will literally just stare at somebody while they're performing, which in my head, then I'm like, oh, my God, is this too much? Like, am I giving them, like, too much attention? And they're, like, getting uncomfortable because I'm looking too much. So I'll, like, do a mix of, like, looking and cheering and then, like, looking through the book and then being.

[Kai]

Like, no, I just sit on my phone the whole time and just boo people if they suck.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Like, you're terrible at karaoke. Like, this is boring. You're horrible. This is like 95 of the song is just be.

[Drew]

Dude, it's dead silent. Everyone was talking.

[Kai]

You can hear their voices better than me singing. Okay, well, I think I want to be in a coma, like, really soon. I think that's, like, something I want to try out. But no unironically, though.

[Drew]

Why? Because you just want to know what your brain. I don't think your brain does anything. You're not dreaming.

[Kai]

No. Imagine, like, okay, like, you're in a coma. Like, people cannot be mad at you for, like, not hanging out. Like, you can. Literally.

[Drew]

We have some people who would find a way.

[Kai]

Yeah, literally. Literally, you can't. They can't be mad at you for not hanging out. They can't be mad at you for, like, missing work obligations. Like. Like. Like I'm in a coma. Like, what am I gonna do? Like, challenge. And I just want to disappear in a coma for two weeks and then come out and be chill.

[Drew]

But isn't that gonna suck, though? Because then you'll have, like, all this work and social work.

[Kai]

Like, if I do two months, I'd literally do two to six months. Like, would be nice, dude.

[Drew]

But all your work would just stack up against you. And then when you wake up, it's not like, oh, okay, like, I have no work obligations. It's then, like, every day, like, in and out. You're gonna have, like, 18 things to do. Yeah.

[Kai]

But I also think it would be, like, good character growth.

[Drew]

Actually would be good because I could replace you really easily.

[Kai]

Oh, wow. You. No, I was thinking we could. I could be in a coma, but you know how you're, like, semi lucid and, like, you can hear the People around you, like, I'd love to see who showed up to my bedside. Like, it would be so gaggy because I'd be like, oh, like, they didn't come. They didn't come. This is tea. Because, like, I've been keeping track of who wished me happy birthday, who gives me birthday gifts. Like, I keep track.

[Drew]

Okay, so you were evil.

[Kai]

Yeah. And I will intentionally not wish someone a happy birthday if they don't wish me a happy birthday. Like, I don't give a fuck. I don't fucking play with.

[Drew]

I don't know if I do that. But what I will do is, like, if I'm like, I didn't wish that person a happy birthday, it does ease my anxiety if they didn't wish me a happy birthday. Like, I will, like, go back and look to see if they did. But then if I see that they did, I'm like, oh, God. Like, oh my God, I have to say something. And then I open up TikTok and I immediately forget and I'm like, oh, it didn't exist anyway. Like, it's not that big of a deal. And also, like, I know you in real life and you know I love you. So like, why to do I have to say happy birthday?

[Kai]

Stop playing with me. Exactly.

[Enya]

You know what's crazy is I. I guarantee I would be the one that like sponge baits you and actually does all that.

[Kai]

Cuz you get to do it.

[Drew]

Because you would want to do it.

[Enya]

I would be so excited that you were in a coma.

[Drew]

I would not sponge bathe you.

[Kai]

No. And you would not take care of me, like, if I was paraplegic and you would literally throw me to the.

[Drew]

Wolves, like, if you were yourself. I'm not dealing with it. I swear to God. I'm not dealing with it.

[Enya]

I'm dealing with it and I'm celebrating it.

[Kai]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Drew]

You went like this with your hand, like, and I imagine you grabbing Drew and like, like playing in here. Oh, I saw this on Tick Tock. It was like, just got this in the mail and it's this higher new family on something road. We are the new family, the Bansons, residing at Blah blah blah road. Thank you for having us here. We ask only one thing. Please don't talk to us. We have nothing against any of you. We are just in a religion where we don't want you to talk to us. Do not approach us. Do not welcome us. Nothing wrong with our family. We just wish to stay alone. That is literally me. Like, that is me at the Gym. That is how I felt after that. I was like, nothing against you. God bless you. I hope your life is fruitful and you find joy and happiness, but you will not be finding it here at my footstep. Like, do not come up to me. And we need to make one of these when we move and, like, give it out to people so people think we're crazy.

[Kai]

I low key think this is, like, an artist. Because I went to the comments and it was. This is one of Alan Wagner's amazing works.

[Drew]

Well, we're gonna do that for real. We need to take the scary sounds away from Tick tock. Y' all put, like, some eerie sound on Linister robot. I set my school on fire. The agent.

[Kai]

Look what this teacher made his entire class do today.

[Drew]

I had a girl order a huckleberry and. Okay, so this Tick Tock that everyone's talking about the stripes and the toothpaste.

[Enya]

So much would I pay.

[Drew]

The thing is, this is my ideal hangout.

[Kai]

Yeah. Like, sitting and rotting on the hangout.

[Drew]

Is me and the people I love the most sitting on our phones and not speaking to each other and then being so lazy that we send links of the tiktoks. We just.

[Kai]

I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it. Just sitting and rocking because we can communicate through TikTok.

[Drew]

Okay, well, I'm. I'm not kidding. I'm actually about to myself.

[Kai]

Okay, let's do psyop and media. Should we do s first and media? Drew.

[Drew]

Something about doing this podcast makes me need to. Y' all. What if I stopped doing the podcast and I stopped, like, the correlation between the two. Anyway, I keep going.

[Kai]

I opened a can of tuna and busted out crying. I miss in you so much, y' all.

[Drew]

I knew it was coming.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

If the problem is, if I ever started actually smelling rank as I wouldn't even know if y' all are being.

[Kai]

For real, I would. I would let you know. I would let you know.

[Drew]

Thank you.

[Kai]

I'm not arguing. I'm not arguing. I'm not arguing with. No. With eczema. See you later, alligator.

[Drew]

That's a good one.

[Kai]

The Teemu Vape reverse my cilantro soap gene. That's like a funny Twitter account. Beam doll Bema. And then this one is from Joan of Arc. Instagram account says, challengers this, challengers that. I challenge you to go outside. Right, Right. That's all I got for y' all today.

[Drew]

Should we let Violet come in for a positive affirmation?

[Kai]

Yes. Violet, come here.

[Drew]

Okay. If y' all don't know. This is our friend Violet. Violet or die on Twitch Queen. We just need some positive energy because Drew is being scary.

[Violet]

So that's all you know.

[Drew]

Right?

[Violet]

Let's just thank God for being here for another day. Only give us the nutrients of this podcast. Thank you to the people who cooked it. And yeah, let's just lift the vibes. Let's all be positive. Let's have a great day. May is the best month of this year, so Amen.

[Kai]

Who cooked us? We could do the domino also, if.

[Violet]

You guys don't know about the domino effect, it's basically like. Well, for example, like, let's say I smile, right? And yeah, look at her, she's smiling. That's a domino effect.

[Drew]

Look, now he's smiling. See, I hate.

[Violet]

That's a domino effect.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Violet]

So if you don't know about it, get into it. It's really important to the way of life.

[Drew]

So, yeah. Wow. Thank you. We needed that.

[Violet]

Hey, madam.

[Drew]

Hey. The last true Christian on earth. By the way.

[Kai]

She does pray over every single meal we eat. And it's not a joke. Like, it's very real and I love it. And every time, every time she does it, I'm like, oh, like, Like, I am going to start doing that. Put in my head so I don't freak people out.

[Drew]

Did. The reason we brought up the domino effect is cuz we were literally all together at Rain's house, eating around her really nice table. We all had wing stop and it was stinky as, but we were all about to eat. And then Violet was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We need to pray. She did her prayer and then she was like, she just got up and pointed. She was like. I think she. What did you say? Did you. Did she mention the domino effect? And then went on, on. She was like, and we all need to laugh and love each other more because if you, like smile at somebody, it goes on and we all start laughing at her. And she goes, no, because it's the domino effect. Started pointing at us and like, literally was going on like a huge, like, tangent about it. And we were cracking the up and.

[Kai]

You just had to be there. You guys had to be there. Like, if you weren't there, you weren't a part of the vibe.

[Drew]

Sorry, guys, I need to go take a. So everything had to stop for me because that's kind of how my life goes. Like, yeah, you can like do your little media thing. All you.

[Kai]

You're just full of. You're just full it.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Kai]

Okay, let's tap into media, though. Media of the week. Okay. Mine is 10x from the challengers, Trent Reznor at Chris Ross Drew the Light in Lana Del Rey. Heavy on that song.

[Drew]

Yeah, well, my only song of the week is literally just Ribs by Lord, because that song is a classic.

[Kai]

Dude, I love that song so much.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. And that hurt.

[Kai]

That hurts so bad.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Kai. I didn't even think about Kai.

[Kai]

My. Oh, my God.

[Drew]

Oh, my. Dude, his bones are broken. Dude, check his smash.

[Kai]

He's smashed Smash.

[Drew]

What do you mean? Oh. Oh, Were you checking for an insurance?

[Kai]

Yeah, the damage. I got his wad. I got his wad.

[Drew]

Wait.

[Kai]

As well.

[Drew]

Wait, why'd you get money from it? Don't you come back here. Oh, my God. Dude. Oh, we don't have. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Kai]

We're murderers.

[Drew]

We're literally. We were the killers this whole time. We were the killers this whole time. Oh, my God.

[Kai]

And you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Guy, wait. We got to go. We have to go. We have to leave. We have to leave America right now.

[Drew]

Okay. Verified on Instagram. Dude. No, he's actually dead. Oh. Oh, my God. Okay, we can leave.

[Kai]

No, it's.

[Enya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

It's fine. It's fine. We did, like, 100 episodes. We were, like, good. It's.

[Kai]

We made enough. So, like, we made it enough to move.

[Drew]

Yeah. We'll be rich in my team.

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