Hello it’s Alex Consani (DOONGA DOONGA DOONGA)

Summary

Emergency Intercom – Episode: "Hello it’s Alex Consani (DOONGA DOONGA DOONGA)"

Release Date: January 12, 2025

Hosts: Alex, Drew, and India

Summary:

Emergency Intercom, the vibrant comedy podcast hosted by Alex, Drew, and India, delivers a whirlwind of humorous anecdotes, candid conversations, and pop culture banter in this energetic episode titled "Hello it’s Alex Consani (DOONGA DOONGA DOONGA)." Skipping over the introductory advertisements, the trio dives straight into engaging discussions that are both relatable and hilariously exaggerated.

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1. Surviving a Car Crash in Paris

The episode kicks off with a riveting recount of a recent car crash in Paris involving Alex and Drew. India reacts in shock, highlighting the gravity of the situation.

• Alex (02:32): "We almost died in Paris."
• Drew (03:20): "It was literally a tap, but India flew across the car and I bruised my ribs."

The discussion evolves into a humorous take on the aftermath, including an unexpected hotel upgrade for India, which spirals into playful jealousy and admiration for the luxurious penthouse suite.

• India (03:58): "He upgraded me to penthouse."
• Drew (04:33): "They had Apple TV. That was the craziest vibe ever."

2. The Art of Gift-Giving

Shifting gears, the hosts delve into the topic of bad gifts, sharing personal mishaps and the awkwardness of family gift exchanges.

• India (06:17): "My family's the type where they gave me a suitcase scale. Apparently, my luggage was overweight!"
• Alex (07:14): "They forgot my gift and rewrapped my brother-in-law's present as mine. So evil."

This segment highlights the often humorous disconnect between intention and reception in gift-giving, resonating with anyone who's faced similar family dynamics.

3. Life After College and TikTok Stardom

India shares her journey from dropping out of Pace University to achieving TikTok fame during the COVID-19 pandemic, sparking a conversation about the unpredictable nature of online fame.

• India (09:37): "I started doing TikTok in 2020, and here's where it got me."
• Drew (11:16): "It's amazing how quickly things can change online."

Alex and Drew reflect on their own ventures into social media, emphasizing the blend of authenticity and persona that defines their online presence.

4. Navigating the Modeling Industry as a Trans Person

A heartfelt discussion unfolds about India's rise in the modeling industry as a transgender individual, shedding light on the challenges and triumphs faced along the way.

• India (26:24): "It's incredible to be celebrated and outwardly trans in this industry now, compared to the past where it was dangerous."
• Drew (27:19): "You've worked so hard to break down so many barriers. It's so deserved."

The hosts commend India's resilience and the positive impact of her visibility, fostering an inclusive dialogue about representation in media.

5. Authenticity vs. Mysterious Personas on Social Media

The conversation shifts to the pressure of maintaining mysterious public personas versus embracing authenticity online.

• Alex (30:45): "Authentically being yourself is the most mysterious thing you can do."
• India (30:51): "Yeah, no one wants to do it."

They debate the feasibility of being genuinely transparent in an age where digital footprints are hard to erase, advocating for embracing one's true self as a form of modern mystique.

6. Pop Culture References and Comedic Bits

Interspersed with the main discussions, the hosts engage in playful banter about celebrities like Charli D'Amelio and humorous takes on everyday scenarios.

• India (52:14): "I had an experience at a party where a bulky guy commented on my body. It was so cringe."
• Drew (53:38): "Men who can't handle authentic women are the worst."

These light-hearted exchanges add a dynamic and entertaining layer to the episode, keeping listeners engaged with relatable humor.

7. Planning Future Adventures and Media Sharing

As the episode winds down, the trio discusses potential future activities, such as attending Beyonce's Renaissance tour and collaborating on creative projects. They also share their favorite media picks for the week.

• Alex (62:33): "I'm learning to love smoking weed. I really want to get down to it."
• Drew (65:01): "My only media of the week is 'Walk a Thin Line' by Fleetwood Mac."

This closing segment reinforces the camaraderie among the hosts and leaves listeners anticipating their next lively conversation.

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Notable Quotes:

• Alex (02:32): "We almost died in Paris."
• India (06:17): "My family's the type where they gave me a suitcase scale. Apparently, my luggage was overweight!"
• India (26:24): "It's incredible to be celebrated and outwardly trans in this industry now."
• Alex (30:45): "Authentically being yourself is the most mysterious thing you can do."
• Drew (53:38): "Men who can't handle authentic women are the worst."

Conclusion: In this episode of Emergency Intercom, Alex, Drew, and India navigate through personal anecdotes, societal observations, and pop culture references with their signature humor and authenticity. From surviving travel mishaps to breaking barriers in the modeling industry, the trio offers a blend of heartfelt moments and laugh-out-loud commentary, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both entertainment and genuine conversations.

Transcript

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[Drew]

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[Drew]

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[Alex]

Oh, that was.

[Drew]

That was loud.

[Alex]

That was really nasty.

[Drew]

I was thinking it's something.

[Alex]

I'm here finally.

[Drew]

I'm genuinely late.

[Alex]

Such a long time coming.

[India]

I've been bothering these girls so much.

[Alex]

We've been bothering you. I feel like we've been like, please.

[Drew]

We're really bad with guests because we always, we forget that like the people we want on are our friends. And then we feel bad about asking our friends to do it because it feels like asking our friends to cover a shift.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah. It's like, please clock in. Please, but clock in. Well, we're so excited you're here today because this is long time coming. Very long time. Yeah. Should we talk about our car crash?

[India]

Oh, my God. You guys have gotten a car crash.

[Alex]

Yeah, like, almost died in Paris.

[India]

It was very Princess Diana.

[Drew]

And it was Alex's fault. It was literally Alex's.

[India]

Wait, was it? I was trying to connect to the accent.

[Alex]

Yeah. No, it was not.

[Drew]

No, it's literally not your fault. But it was so funny because Alex is like, can we get Bluetooth and the Uber instead of doing the thing where Ubers Pull aside and do it. And he literally was like, okay. And was looking down at his screen, and I feel like you tried to warn him.

[India]

Oh, yeah.

[Alex]

You were warning him.

[India]

We were going really fast. We were going really fast. And, like, he was, like, slowing down. Not at all. Wait, he wasn't slowing down. And we were, like. We were, like, going really close to the car, and I was like, ah.

[Alex]

You're, like, right here. Stop.

[Drew]

I know. Literally before you even got out, you're like, excuse. And then we hit. But honestly, it wasn't even that dramatic. I feel like we could have. It could have been more.

[Alex]

I mean, it was a tab. Yeah, it was a tap. But India did fly across the car because it was, like, two seats, like, facing each other. So India, like, was in the backseat, and me and Alex were in the front seat. And in your. Flew into us, and I broke bruise. Bruised my ribs, like.

[Drew]

And then we had the night of our lives.

[India]

H and M. Dinner.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Actually, honestly, the most, like, fun part about that night was going back to the hotel and just watching tv.

[India]

No, like, that. I. They, like, upgraded me at the hotel because I told them I was Italian, and I'm not really Italian, but the guy was, like, hot. And I was like, oh, are you Italian? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, oh. Period same.

[Drew]

He was like.

[India]

He was like. He was like, oh. Like, let me see if there's any upgraded rooms, y' all. He upgraded me to penthouse.

[Alex]

Like, like, it was nice.

[India]

It was fire.

[Alex]

Yeah, I know.

[Drew]

And me and Drew, literally, we walked in, we were like, we're sleeping in here?

[Alex]

Yeah, we were. Can I spend the night?

[India]

No. There was a bathtub, you guys.

[Alex]

Yeah, bathtub. Giant closet. Like, a separate bedroom. Like a living room that was the size of, like, a New York apartment. It was.

[Drew]

And they had Apple tv. That was the craziest vibe ever. I've never been in a hotel and been like, can y' all bring me an Apple tv? And they bring it. I've never had that.

[India]

And they had a golden cookie.

[Drew]

Golden cookie. Okay. The, like, the thing with, like, expensive treats. I can't with it. Like, I genuinely.

[India]

You like Sugarfish?

[Drew]

Like the sushi spot? Not really.

[India]

Isn't that sweet fish?

[Alex]

Sweet fin girl.

[India]

What's that? Shani called Sugar Fish is sweet. Don't play with me.

[Alex]

Wait, I gotta look it up.

[Drew]

No. Sugar Fish is a sushi restaurant.

[India]

I was about to say, don't eat my. Don't eat my kind fish.

[Alex]

Sugar.

[India]

Sugarfina.

[Drew]

Oh, I've never Been into a Sugarfina. Is it a vibe?

[India]

I don't know.

[Alex]

It's kind of cute. No, it's kind of cute. It's like the little boxes, like, acrylic boxes of, like, three candies that you pay $8 for that, like, you could probably get 70,000 bags of candy for the same amount.

[Drew]

I just don't fuck with the little acrylic cases.

[India]

I think it's locks. I think bougie.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[India]

And if I'm a. If I'm going to eat some candy, girl, might as well crack it open.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Also, just imagining, like, if I had kids, imagine being eight and getting that fucking box of candy. I'd be like, okay, we're getting socks.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[India]

What's the worst gift you ever got?

[Alex]

Ooh. Inya's presence in my life, I really. I hate it.

[Drew]

But it was a gift.

[Alex]

The worst gift, but still a gift. A gift. A gift that keeps giving.

[Drew]

I can't think of a bad gift. Have you gotten any bad gifts? Or, like, did you get a bad gift for Christmas? Which I feel like, sounds so spoiled, but my parents and people in my family, some of the gifts they give me. I'm so sorry. Why did you give this to me? Because where the Am I supposed to put it?

[India]

No, my family's the type of, like, family where they're like, oh, this is your big gift. And I opened it up this year, and it was a, Like, a scale for the suitcase.

[Alex]

That's shady.

[India]

They're like, oh, it's overweight. I'm like, right.

[Alex]

That's shady.

[Drew]

No, like, a utilitarian gift is good when it's actually something I fucking want. Because that scale, I would put money on the fact that you are going to lose that in the next, like, months.

[India]

No, but, like, it's the big gift.

[Alex]

So it's the big one. The big one that keeps giving. But I was forgotten on Christmas this year, actually. And I know my mom listens to every single episode. So basically, me and my family, like, we do Christmas where, like, all of the grandkids get, like, big, like, Christmases where they're unwrapping a bunch of gifts, and then, like, the adults get, like, one thing, and it's all the same thing across everybody.

[India]

Nothing.

[Alex]

They forgot my ass. They. They got every other person in the family.

[Drew]

Well, maybe it's because he did something. I feel like there's a side to the story.

[Alex]

And you know what's crazy is they acted like they didn't forget me because I was the one setting the presents out. So I, like, went under the tree, and I was, like, organizing it by pile for, like, the grandkids. And I was like, oh, okay. Like, here's my brother's gift. Here's my sister's gift. Here's my sister's gift. Oh, wait, where's mine? And all of the presents were gone. And then I went into the other room and. And I came back out and they're like, oh, we found your gift. We found your gift. Like, we found it. Turns out they rewrapped my brother in law's gift as mine. And then I only found out because, like, a week later, my dad shipped the same thing to the house. And it was sitting there and I was like. I put the pieces together and I was like, y' all are so evil.

[India]

They said, you get the tree. Take the tree.

[Drew]

Take the tree and the ornaments and the pines on the floor. You get to go and score. Scoop the pine needles that have fallen on the floor.

[Alex]

I mean, we have a plastic tree.

[Drew]

Is your family a plastic tree family? No. Okay.

[Alex]

Real tree?

[India]

No, no.

[Alex]

Real tree. Camo?

[India]

No, no, We. We do tree. We do tree in the Bay. Bay area.

[Alex]

It's just a big weed plant, bro.

[Drew]

I really can't believe you're from the Bay. I always forget that.

[India]

Can you schmise?

[Alex]

Wait, show. Show me the schmise, and then I'll tell you if I can need to.

[India]

See the full.

[Alex]

Bay Area.

[India]

Okay. Show it. Eh.

[Drew]

Oh.

[Alex]

Is that, like, offensive? Kind of, yeah.

[India]

Make sure it's coming for you, bro.

[Drew]

Wait, so when did you leave the Bay? Like, when did you move?

[India]

I moved from the Bay. Okay, here's my lore. So I moved to go to school in New York to Pace University.

[Alex]

Pace?

[India]

Hey, no, girl.

[Drew]

Is Pace just regular.

[India]

Yes, girl. I was doing sports management. What was the gba?

[Alex]

Sports management.

[India]

Yes, girl. I was trying to manage, like, the trades. I was in trades because I had a plot. I was gonna be like, oh, like, you know, like workers to lovers. But now my GPA was lit, though. Like, I did everything. I just didn't do enough electives. Yeah. And the community service, which, like, honestly, like, I thought I did, but I guess, like, people really be, like, pushing pee. Especially for colleges.

[Drew]

Oh, no. It was so hard for me to graduate. I had to get all my. Because to graduate high school, we had to have community service hours. And I had, like, three teachers fake that shit because I went. Yeah, I went to somewhere where I thought it was community hours, and I knew deep down it wasn't. Because it was just a busted ass museum that me and my friends would go and smoke weed and just chill at.

[India]

That's community.

[Alex]

Was it crispy? Was it crispy? Right, right.

[India]

But bridge is so loud, you guys.

[Alex]

I know.

[India]

It smells like feet. It's literally stank. And I don't know what happened.

[Drew]

No, please, dude, I'm not kidding. When you opened it, I was like, oh, that's so embarrassing. Like, also, it's like a slow creeping stink.

[India]

Yeah, it's a little funkle.

[Alex]

Yeah, well, it's apple cider vinegar that just like exploded inside of.

[Drew]

It's him and Josiah. They broke it. And I don't know how they broke.

[India]

I think it was just diet apple cider vinegar in the fucking fridge.

[Drew]

I low key think it was Josiah.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Or was it your apple cider?

[Alex]

No, it was mine, but I drink it every morning. Also. I get like high on it. Like, I don't know if this is just a me thing or if someone else can like can like back me up on this, but when I take a shot, I literally feel like a buzz that I would get from like an alcoholic drink.

[Drew]

I guess also you're like dead sober on all fronts.

[Alex]

Yeah. So really I'm raw dog in.

[India]

That's how I feel when I have erewhon.

[Alex]

Wait, but continue. Wait, do you know sports? Like, or.

[India]

I know sports. I've heard of a couple. I know long jump. I know basketball.

[Drew]

I've heard a few of their songs.

[India]

Yes. But no, I ended up dropping out.

[Alex]

Okay, respect.

[India]

I dropped out and then I lived in New York ever since. It's really lit.

[Alex]

So were you doing like tik tok while going to school or did you drop out by then?

[India]

No, I was. So I was doing tik Tok, like in Covid.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[India]

Yes. 2020.

[Alex]

Is that when you got your start?

[India]

Yeah, I got my start. I don't know if you've seen my famous viral video.

[Alex]

Oh, I've literally have been a fan.

[Drew]

Of since the Genesis. Yeah, I. I feel like me and Drew have been watching you since you were like a baby. Which is also insane because when I see old videos of you, it's really jarring cuz I'm like, oh my God.

[India]

I remember.

[Drew]

I was. What did you say?

[India]

Oh, nothing.

[Drew]

I remember seeing videos of you when like 18 and I'm like, oh my God. I've been seeing her face since she.

[Alex]

Was like a literal child.

[India]

No, but I've been doing it for like a long time. I had this video of me like painting on the wall. Louis Vuitton. I like, did Louis Vuitton wall. You remember when that was a thing.

[Alex]

That'S kind of like everybody's start because you had the Gucci slides, Emma Chamberlain had the Gucci shirt, and you had the Louis Vuitton wall.

[India]

It's literally working.

[Alex]

Yep. No, I dated a skeleton. Like, a literal dated a skeleton. Yeah, that was like. My whole thing was like, oh, yeah.

[Drew]

He bought a skeleton from Party City and he would make video, like, and.

[Alex]

Then it got me pregnant.

[India]

What was Josiah start that video of him? That video of him? Wait, did you guys record that video of him talking? He was, like, in line at, like, a therapy office or something, and he was like. It was like the cut one where.

[Alex]

He goes, oh, they're about to kill me in this dentist office, cancel my appointment, and escorted me out. And I'm actually like, what the. So we're at Wendy's. Oh, this actually looks good.

[India]

That's my favorite video I've ever seen.

[Drew]

We had to insert that, recorded that. It was.

[India]

Wait, what.

[Drew]

What was that for? He was at the doctor for, like. God knows. He's at the doctor all the time.

[Alex]

He stays at the doctor.

[Drew]

And he had Lucas outside filming him. And I was crying because I'm like, the people around you probably do think you are freaky as.

[India]

Hey, he freaky.

[Alex]

Yeah, he's free.

[Drew]

I know. I'm like saying people thinking is free. He's freaky. He is freaky. Like, wait, at what point did. Were you like, okay, school is not a vibe like modeling.

[India]

This is actually so kind. I walk Versace and then I went to school and everyone was like, wait.

[Alex]

You walked Versace before school?

[India]

No, while I was in college, like, I took two days off and, like, at my school, because I was doing. What's it called? Where you get, like, a scholarship? I was doing that, and it was like, full ride scholarship. Because, like, that was like, the only way I could have moved to New York. And I was like, okay. And I did Versace and I went back, and they were like, oh, you missed more than two days. So, like, you're failing everything. And I was like, okay, well, not Donatella. Donatello.

[Drew]

Versace.

[Alex]

Versace.

[India]

Yeah. No. So then I stopped and I moved to Lower east side.

[Drew]

That is so insane. Did you know people in New York before you moved there? Did you move there? And you were like, I just need to meet people.

[Alex]

Fresh start.

[India]

I knew people, but it was like, the funky gays. If you live in New York.

[Alex]

Not me. That's not me. That's not me.

[India]

Yeah, right. No, but you're really not funky.

[Alex]

Besides, the feet smell and I'm not gay, so.

[India]

Hey, period. Yeah, no, right.

[Drew]

Whatever. Rows your boat. That's so insane though. Wait, so wait, how long have you. Because also, how old are you? I don't know. Why? I don't know your age off the top of my head. In my head. 21. You're 22?

[India]

No.

[Drew]

But you just turned 21, right?

[India]

Yeah. So I've been trans my whole life. No, I'm kidding. I'm 21. I just turned 21.

[Drew]

21.

[India]

21. Honestly, like, it was kind of sad coming out with my like 21. Like, oh, I'm 21. Because like all the trades were like, oh, bitch, you've been lying. And I was like, damn, damn.

[Drew]

How old were you saying you were?

[India]

I was like 25 in like 2018. But like with a smokey eye, with a smoky eye.

[Alex]

You couldn't tell.

[Drew]

That's how I feel when I look at pictures of me at 18. Because in my head I was like, I look like a 30 year old woman. I'm like, I'm grown as. And now I look at pictures and I'm like, I look like a child with makeup on. Like I look like a baby.

[Alex]

Speaking of trade, I have some to talk. So last episode I was talking about stalking my crush and that I found everything ever that there is possibly ever to find out about this person. Also. Wait one second.

[Drew]

Or Funko plus why is that word on your mind?

[India]

I've been saying all this.

[Alex]

Simon and Garfunkel.

[India]

Yes, the Garfunkel. I feel like that's. Isn't that Winkle? Isn't there like a show like a 1950s cartoon called like Winkle and Garfunkel?

[Drew]

Something about.

[Alex]

But so last episode I talked about stalking my like crush and I found everything there is a to find out about him. I even like went, oh, that's the trade. Bullwinkle straight.

[Drew]

We need to. You know there's a statue of him in Hollywood, period. We need to go take.

[India]

Go find our man.

[Alex]

Have you been to the pink wall yet?

[India]

Yes, I did. I have been.

[Alex]

There you go. You've been at the pink wall.

[Drew]

Okay, the pink wall is falling off. We need to bring it back.

[Alex]

Yeah, we're gonna bring in 2025. The pink wall is coming back.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's where it's gonna be.

[Alex]

The green wall.

[Drew]

We're giving it a new coat.

[India]

We need to do splatter paint on it.

[Alex]

Yeah, bring it Back.

[Drew]

We know we need to do, like, the UV splatter paint and replace the light so that at night people could go take uv.

[India]

Like, that's the worst type of.

[Alex]

But I was talking about this man, not boy man.

[India]

And.

[Alex]

I was just stalking him. Well, someone got on TikTok and made a video of them saying, like, exactly what I said. So I found out, like, this guy that I was seeing, like, stalked me and found my family. Is this like a red flag? And was acting like it was fucking me. And it wasn't him. It would never be him. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade.

[Drew]

Drew. It's only so mad because Drew has such a specific type and this man is the opposite of Drew's type.

[India]

So you never bought a Birkin, though. You never bought him? The barking. He did that himself.

[Alex]

I wish I had online.

[India]

And honestly, you don't need the Birkin. You know the Birkin. Like that.

[Drew]

Don't everyone know that is crazy.

[India]

Don't disrespect.

[Alex]

Don't. Don't do it. But the only reason I found out was because of Tyrell. And he was like, so you and Caleb. And I was like, who the is Caleb? Like, what are you talking about?

[Drew]

Wait, does Tyrell know this person?

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Drew]

Or was he just, like, gossiping for the sake of gossip?

[Alex]

I guess? Wait, how do you spell his name?

[Drew]

Bro, Tyrell's timeline is insane.

[India]

Not the.

[Drew]

Girl.

[India]

Your nails are so sharp.

[Alex]

I know. I need.

[India]

You should do that. No, girl, you know what you should do? You should do that thing where you go and cut them in, like. Did you see that?

[Alex]

Oh, the shark tooth.

[India]

The shark tooth, yes.

[Drew]

Oh, you should. And you should get like, acrylic builder gel, so they're hard.

[India]

Why did I just see that fucking man on my TikTok today? Was this about you?

[Alex]

Yes, but this is not my trade. And he's acting like he's my trade. And it was so crazy because I literally commented like, lmfao. Like, you. You're lying. His ass deleted me saying, you're lying. Fuck you, and just left lmao. So he literally got my ass and I have to respect it because, like, he genuinely got me like that.

[Drew]

You.

[India]

It's not you.

[Alex]

Like, it's not me. It is not you. But, like, you're fine.

[India]

Yeah, yeah, you're.

[Alex]

You're bad.

[Drew]

Like, he's like a good looking man, but it's just not someone you would go for.

[Alex]

Yeah, like, he's a baddie. Like, I can. We can all admit that, but.

[India]

But you got your wife right here.

[Alex]

Exactly.

[India]

But you got your wife right here.

[Alex]

Right here.

[India]

If you a mama, anybody got your.

[Drew]

Baby, and your grandma got the baby. The grandma was the baby.

[Alex]

Oh, the grandma is not the mama.

[Drew]

I love quoting that. And nobody knows. I thought that that was, like, the most known quote of all time. And recently I've just been like, I feel like the grandma who's the baby. Like, the grandma is the baby. And every time I say to a random person, they don't understand. And then when I show them, they don't understand even more. Like, when I was in Miami saying that to my Miami friends and I showed them that video, they looked at me like I had done meth behind their back. They were like, why is.

[India]

Honestly, nobody understands the grandma lore ever?

[Drew]

No. No one understands half the, like, shit we reference in public. And I'm starting to think it makes us the crazy people and not them.

[Alex]

No. A hundred percent, no. How about this? No.

[India]

No. You know what's crazy? Speaking of grandma, I was literally realizing that I don't want to have a daughter, but I want to be a grandma, and I also want to be an aunt, and I was, like, describing in full detail, and I realized that's literally what uncle Grandpa is. I want to be a grandma, and I want to be an auntie, bitch. That's Uncle Grandp.

[Alex]

No way. I literally. I did not realize that that's kind of what goes on in my head. Because when I think about, like. Because I hoard all of my shit. I hoard all of my clothing. A whore, a slut. I slut all my clothing, but I, like, hoard it all. And it's because I'm like, oh. Like, I just imagine, like, my grandkids going through it. Not one day. Not my children, but my grandkids. I'm kind of on the same wavelength because I'm like, I don't want children. I want grandkids.

[Drew]

Long, though. Like, to have grandkids, it takes. It's too long of a process.

[India]

That's why I'm saying I'm like, I don't want to have to deal with child. I want to, like, have like. Like, oh, come see grandma.

[Drew]

That is my vibe too. Like, I like the idea of having kids in spurts. Like, I'm like, oh, like, taking care of a kid for a summer sounds like a vibe all the time. I just don't Know what I would do with it? Like, I don't think I would want to chill with it that much.

[India]

Yeah, no, I'm good.

[Alex]

Guys, can I tell y' all something?

[Drew]

What?

[Alex]

So I paid 25 to get a facial analysis where they look at my face and tell me the plastic surgery, the fillers I need, what to do with my hair, what to do with my facial hair, my eyebrows, all that shit.

[Drew]

That only cost you $25.

[Alex]

It only costs $25 surgery. And I have. I have.

[India]

Is this website.

[Alex]

Yeah, I'll send it to you later. But I'm going to show you. They also Photoshop what you could look like later. Y' all want to see me got.

[Drew]

Photo of me and what someone thinks would make me look better, I would freak out.

[Alex]

Okay, so this is the photo I submitted, right?

[India]

Trade.

[Alex]

Yeah, Like, I'm giving. Like, I look good. Okay. I. I'm actually lowkey pissed that they thought I would look like this or would want to look like this. Like, I look, like shittier, right? Or am I tripping?

[Drew]

But you don't necessarily look shittier. But I'm not really understanding.

[Alex]

Me a little bit. Well, that's what they. They didn't change much because I'm already pretty perfect.

[India]

It's estrogen.

[Drew]

They're looking into the estrogen water that's turning the frogs gay.

[Alex]

So literally, the frogs are all gay now. Thinner, straighter eyebrows. I don't know why straighter is in here. Because I'm already the ish.

[India]

20, 25.

[Alex]

Yeah. Literally, goatee frames face better. I. They didn't put a goatee on it.

[India]

That's fucking ugly.

[Alex]

Cut hair at the top.

[India]

Sorry.

[Drew]

I know. I'm not. I'm not kidding. The goatees, like, unless you have, like, really dense, like, mustache, the goatees have to stop.

[India]

Also, like, what happens when you suck dick? I'm not saying you do that because you would never.

[Alex]

Exactly, exactly. Exactly.

[Drew]

Because you would never.

[Alex]

Like. I would. I would literally never. No, never cut hair at top, but leave the back long and permit to define the waves. Bitch. They didn't cut my hair. They made my hair grow more for some reason. And then they said jaw filler to widen jaw and cheek filler for stronger cheekbones.

[India]

Also Zac Efron.

[Alex]

Yeah, little.

[India]

They said become Zac Efron.

[Drew]

Also, I really wanna see who is doing that, because unless it's like some godforsaken, like, different universe where some supermodel is sitting behind the computer doing that. Like, why?

[Alex]

It's Alex.

[Drew]

Actually, it is Alex.

[Alex]

It's Alex.

[India]

That's why I'm asking the website.

[Alex]

I'm like, don't air my shit.

[India]

Boom.

[Drew]

You're gonna send a cease and desist and be like, hey, so this is already kind of my.

[India]

No, girl. I feel like it's AI. Cause ain't nobody could. Ain't nobody could clock that mug.

[Alex]

Thanks.

[Drew]

You look. You already look so good. And they really didn't change enough.

[Alex]

I wanted to shave my face, but I forgot before we left.

[India]

So you guys should do a bit where you put your face on a mug. Muggy. Muggy.

[Drew]

That being a bit, like, last three seconds, muggy.

[India]

No, there's budget here, you guys.

[Alex]

Yeah, I mean, look around. Look around.

[India]

Budget here.

[Drew]

Spell the fridge.

[India]

Like, where's the Garfunkel?

[Alex]

I kind of feel that way.

[Drew]

I think I want to live in the woods.

[Alex]

Yeah, I think I want to live in the woods.

[Drew]

Like, that's outside. But then I just can't tell, though, because I'm like, what? What do you mean? Like, if my friends came to town, well, I would have to traverse, like, five hours and figure out where I'm.

[Alex]

Gonna stay because, like, my vibe is I like New York City for, like, short bits of time, but I would want to live upstate New York, and then I can come and visit this city. When is it?

[India]

Have you heard of Bushwick?

[Drew]

You're so annoying. Bushwick?

[India]

No, Bushwick is so upstate.

[Drew]

Bushwick is so removed.

[Alex]

No, I would.

[India]

Honestly, I would. Sorry. I would move to la.

[Alex]

You would?

[Drew]

You would?

[India]

Yeah, I'll do it.

[Drew]

Do you feel like you stay in New York for, like, friends and work at this point or.

[India]

Yeah, I mean, I'm there for, like, work, obviously. I feel like that's kind of where it is. Like, it's hard to, like, model in la, but, like, honestly, boohoo is current. Do it out here.

[Alex]

No Shade, Fashion, Nova, Billboard.

[Drew]

No, I really don't with the, like. I am so down for commercial modeling. I feel like it gets such a bad rep, like, to, like, online people. Like, E Commerce. Like, I just. I always hear people talking about, like, E commerce and that side of modeling, but I'm like, that is still such a vibe. If I see any face I know in a commercial store, the happiness it gives me. I need all of my friends. I need all of y' all. Like, I need you to be the face of, like, Lancome or l' Oreal so that when I go into a Sephora Ulta, I just see your face around. But also, it, like, in my head, I wish There was a world where you could do a campaign like that and do one of your silly faces, because that's what would really make me happy.

[India]

But when I'm the face of the Douche, I'll be, like, don't know. Clean and clear. Clean and clear. I'm literally.

[Drew]

I'm not kidding. I'm gonna put all my work this year into starting a brand to get you to be the face of it and put it in Target so I can have stands with your face.

[India]

Like, I'll be funky.

[Alex]

I know. Your Christmas gift next year. What a douche. With your face on it. Okay, I think we should address the elephant in the room. Oh, just kidding. Your model of the year. What does that feel like?

[India]

Hey, Honestly, it's so crazy. Like, I was literally just, like, talking with my friend about it. It's like, it's crazy that, like, I've only kind of been, like, doing, like, my job for, like, four years.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[India]

And then I'm getting, like, such a good, like, such good support. It's really great. But, yeah, I don't know. Like, I feel like, yeah, it's chill. I'm very blessed, and I feel like it's the kind of thing that, like, I've worked really hard for. So it's like, it's nice to have the opportunity to finally be seen and especially as a trans person, like, you know, it's definitely bad. And I've heard so many stories of, like, women who were, like, who are trans in the industry. And, like, I'm really close with, like, a lot of the older generation trans women, and, like, they were talking about their experiences, like, going to work with switchblades and stuff. It's so crazy that, like, I'm at a point now where, like, I can be celebrated and outwardly be trans when, like, there are people who literally had to pull up with, like, switchblades. Like, that's crazy.

[Drew]

That is so insane. Also, it is so amazing that, like, within four years, you and you have worked so hard, because I feel like, also in that in the industry you're in or just, like, in entertainment in general, of course, it is not comparable to a 9 to 5. And all of us come from working class families, so we see it firsthand. So I feel like in a position like yours, it's really easy to be almost. Like, I feel like, because we were with you, like, when the Vogue cover came out and everything, and me and Drew kept talking about and, like, we kept saying to you, you. You've been in such a whirlwind for the past four years that it's almost jarring. And it's not about being jaded, but it's more like it's almost hard to sit back and be like, oh, my God, I'm proud of myself because I did this. That you have been running around so much every time we've. I feel like that's partially why it took so long as you have been moving non stop. So, like, it is so deserved and I can't believe it. Also, this is so funny because, like.

[India]

I such a fart. I feel like people think I went back home and everyone was like. Like, I was talking with my friends and they were like, oh, like, I was worried you're gonna change. I'm like, girl, what?

[Alex]

How?

[India]

Like, I still suck dick on accident also, that's. I still suck dick on accident, but that won't change.

[Alex]

Let me drive the boat. But the craziest thing to me is that like, like, like a lot of people have like, Personas that they play up online. Like, that's like their.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's the whole gag is they're doing.

[Alex]

You're literally just batshit crazy. You're literally just that even in real life when there's no cameras on. And it's so admirable to me. It's so sick also, like, you being able to do that and like, to be taken seriously as a model is just like, genuinely amazing to me.

[Drew]

Yeah, I feel like you have knocked down so many barriers specifically on personality. It was such a thing that, like, I've been talking to Drew about it a lot too. Especially, like, we don't have to get into this conversation because it's like, so dense. But I've been thinking a lot about how media really does make people who they are. And it's such a normal that, like, to be a top model and to be this gorgeous woman, you have to be kind of, like silent and reserved and mysterious. And it is so awesome that you are batshit crazy and completely don't give a fuck. And you're so real. And you also, like, when you go to work, you go to work.

[India]

Hey, thank you. No, honestly, it's just annoying. Cause hoes are so mad and it's crazy now. Cause I was literally on TikTok and someone was like, this is what you should be posting on social media. And it was just like, be yourself. All this shit. When I started, they were literally like, delete everything. All the models that I know, all of their agencies or whatever, were like, delete everything. Start New be a mysterious bitch and you can't wipe my digital footprint. Ho.

[Alex]

Mystery.

[India]

I was with the fake Birkin in the Lil Xan hoodies. Dollar tree posted up on fucking spine.

[Alex]

The Xande hoodie. Like, it's like, what was I gonna say? I lost it.

[India]

Oh, he's losing it.

[Alex]

I'm losing it. I'm losing it.

[Drew]

No, it is insane. Also, just in entertainment in general, that is such a widespread narrative. I'm like, y' all want this weird, like, elitism to live so strongly that you will see anybody who is down to just be themselves and make their own path, and you want to crush it with all your money.

[Alex]

Yeah, I was gonna. This is what I was gonna say. Mystery is dead. Like, it's over. Like, I feel like only, like, four or five people were able to get away with being, like, a mysterious person. But it's just like, how about. How about. Yeah, exactly. How about you?

[India]

No one knew.

[Alex]

Authentically be yourself. That's the most mysterious thing you can do is authentically be yourself. Because no one wants to do it.

[Drew]

Yeah, I feel like that.

[Alex]

No one wants to work such a.

[Drew]

Vibe, because I feel like all three of us. There is mystery in being an extroverted person, because I feel like all three of us, somebody would be like, I know. I'll meet them. And I have a feeling it might be funny and entertaining, but we get the surprise of. Also, I'm smart.

[India]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So I'm emotionally intelligent and smart when you talk to me about serious topics. Like, all three of us, if we wanted to, we could get down into, like, a gnarly, deep conversation.

[India]

Yeah.

[Drew]

But we're just the life of the party.

[India]

Hey. No, for real. Literally, you guys, right before this, we were all actually sitting here silently doing math equations.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Cause we have SAT prop. We're retaking our sat.

[Alex]

Well, actually, we're. Should we tell them?

[Drew]

Yeah, we're.

[Alex]

We're writing the SAT this year.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Alex]

We're like, oh, my God. Yeah.

[Drew]

So we're prepping Alex so she could just get, like, a free. Like.

[India]

Yeah. So Venmo me if you want the answers.

[Drew]

I got y' all hunted class for the next sat. It'll be on the Dark Web. It'll be for sale on LimeWire. I know.

[India]

Dark Web is so scary.

[Drew]

I've never been on.

[India]

It's so scary. Me neither. And I'm not gonna be on.

[Alex]

Oh, I ran that. I used to, like, like, girl, what was you doing? Oh, I. So what I wanted to do was buy $50,000 in counterfeit cash. So how much? It was like I bought like $50 in Bitcoin and you get 50 grand back. But then like I started looking up like counterfeit cash and it was like 16 year old kid, 15 year old kid goes to jail for 25 years for paying with or for using real, real cash.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah, okay, that to me, that's pushing it. 25 years for fake cash.

[Alex]

I'm exaggerating, but like. And it was like I was that kid.

[Drew]

I know.

[Alex]

And then I also. I wanted to buy like hallucinogenic drugs and shit because.

[Drew]

Yeah, you were like looking up how to buy drugs online.

[Alex]

Yeah. And I also know stealth shipping methods. If anybody wants to tap in, I'll sell you them. Basically a DVD case. Put the drugs inside of the DVD case.

[India]

Oh, girl, you'd be great at shipping out fake IDs for all that. When I opened my fake ID, it was in a like literal rag doll. Like, what's the doll with, like the hair?

[Alex]

Raggedy Ann.

[India]

Raggedy Ann. It was literally in a Raggedy Ann doll.

[Drew]

You know, I never had a fake id. The fake ID I used was Orion. One time in a club in like 16, found Ashley Saldona. It was like this. I don't remember her name. I remember her name was Ashley. I won't put the last name because.

[Alex]

Like, obviously, dude, but that's your, like, person.

[Drew]

I know, but we would all. Me and Orion would switch off with this one fake ID looked nothing like me. And every time we went into a bar, I'm not kidding, I was shaking so hard giving my id, the fake ID over. And I was like, I'm literally gonna go.

[India]

You have to be confident. That's the tea. I literally went with Duncan like, like right when I moved to New York and I had this fake ID of this girl. I'm not gonna name her because I feel bad, but she, she has like this bob, like this black bob. And she was like, I want to say 30 something. And Duncan brought his Karen wig and we went to the blonde and he was confident and. Yeah, that is crazy.

[Alex]

Duncan is so sick. I love Duncan.

[Drew]

He's such a vibe. Also, Duncan, I think might be the most manner oriented person I ever met. Like, to me, he feels like he went to like one of those schools where you learn manners. Because every time we've hung out with him, he thanks me. Like, I just went and like cleaned his room for him. Like, he literally is so nice. When he left the house the other day, he was like, thank you so Much for your time and thank you for having us over. It was such a pleasure being here. And I was like. I was like, oh, my God. Wow.

[India]

He, like, is AI. Like, he literally is the AI generated answer. And I love him also.

[Alex]

His videos are so.

[Drew]

He's just. Yeah, he also is just really funny. I love him so much.

[India]

Yeah, that's my trade. Speaking of which, if anyone on here wants to be my man. It's hard out here, you guys. It's not good.

[Drew]

No. The dating pool in general right now. All of my friends who are single, literally, I haven't had one friend who is successful in the dating scene right now. I don't know what the fuck is happening.

[India]

It's so funky.

[Drew]

It really is.

[India]

Yeah. I was talking to a doordash. Not even doordash. Amazon delivery driver.

[Drew]

Wait, is this what you told us about in New York?

[Alex]

Yes. You have this. Can you tell them?

[India]

I'll tell you guys. Cause this is literally crazy. This man had the most audacity I've ever had, heard of, ever. This man was like. I met him when he was delivering packages and I was like, oh, you fine. Like, deliver one to me. I was like, oh, I'm rizzy. Whatever.

[Alex]

Deliver your package.

[India]

Yes. In this pussy.

[Alex]

Yes, exactly.

[India]

He wasn't gonna do that because tell me why. He was like begging me to hang out, whatever. I was traveling and then I finally was back in New York and he was like, let me pick you up.

[Alex]

I was like, bet he picks you up in the Amazon van.

[India]

He picked me up in a fucking two door Honda Civic. Which honestly.

[Drew]

Trade.

[Alex]

Yeah, that's a vibe trade.

[India]

But girl, he literally. That's why I hate being a transsexual. Because this man, he could not handle this grippy poo. This grippy poo. He literally, like, the conversation was coming up about like, whatever, like, transitioning. And he was like, oh, how is it getting a vagina? I was like, bitch, I would know. He said, get out.

[Alex]

No.

[India]

Yes.

[Alex]

I didn't know that.

[India]

Yes. A New Jersey turnpike it was.

[Drew]

Dude, that is so.

[India]

I was walking on the side of the freeway. If anyone has a video. I looked so kind. I was in like a white dress walking down the New Jersey turnpike, like, serving. No, but mommy and I found out after he was a czar security guard. So go steal.

[Alex]

Yeah, go to the.

[India]

Go rob a store.

[Drew]

Also so insane. I feel like that should be a legal offense. Like, I feel like there's a world where you should legally be able to take him to small claims court at this point I'm literally. I just want to start taking people to small claims court.

[India]

It's fine, girl. He had ash. He had ash marks in his chair.

[Alex]

He had boogers on the side of his seat.

[India]

No, literally. Oh my God, you guys.

[Alex]

Imprints on the window.

[India]

Speaking of booger and being in la, the first time I went to la, I went to this big content house. I don't remember which one it was, but it was like the one that like Bryce hall and all of them were in.

[Alex]

Oh, the Hype House?

[India]

I think so maybe one of those. But they had this party and I literally. I literally picked my nose and put it on the wal. Like, why? Of the Hype House. Like a fat booger. Like fat booger. And for the next month they were all dancing behind the sign. There was literally a chunk booger on the back. I want to find the footage. But like it was so funky.

[Alex]

Like that is so funky.

[Drew]

Also none of them like seeing it and being like, we should clean that.

[India]

They probably thought it was like dirt.

[Drew]

They were like, ew. Somebody bumped into here with their postmates and they got food on the wall.

[Alex]

Literally. We used to like troll the shit out of all of them too. Before it was the Hype House or whatever house they were in. Sway Boys. The Sway House before that.

[India]

Yeah, sorry, sorry. Not they. Are they valid?

[Alex]

Like, I'm glad you had your troll moment with them because we used to troll too.

[Drew]

They literally. Bryce Hall. I'm sorry. Like I literally hate him so much and I think I've told this.

[Alex]

Oh, wait, actually, yeah, no, him.

[Drew]

Yeah, he sucks balls.

[Alex]

Like I gave him a chance. I gave him a second chance and he squandered that.

[Drew]

You say you gave him a second chance. Like he gave a. Like he literally was never like, while they with me like that.

[Alex]

That's cool. I never with him. But I was like, you know what? I. There's, there's some validity to him, like being in his flop era for five years and then being able to come.

[Drew]

Well, cuz he used to be a vibe when he could take his flop.

[India]

Like I love farts in his sheets and like puts them right up to his eyes. Smell it all night. He like smell it all night, bruh.

[Drew]

We. We used to go. I feel like also you either come to LA and you go to those parties and something about you falls in love with it and you actually stay going to those things or you go as a spectator. And being a spectator in those parties is so fun. One time we were at one of those House parties. And Bryce hall was high as and literally tweaking out and stood on this balcony, like area ledge in the house. Cut the music off. It was like somebody stole my weed.

[India]

I was just gonna say I literally stole his weed from a party.

[Drew]

He was freaking out, but at that point, no one had stolen it. Like somebody found. It was like your weeds right here. And he's like, like, never mind. Like my bad guys. And put back on the music. But I was like, oh.

[India]

He would also up the party.

[Drew]

I know now you killed the vibe because all of us feel like you're about to come out here and roid out.

[Alex]

And he also would unironically go up two girls and just show his abs. Like, that was. It wasn't like a bit. It was.

[Drew]

He wasn't being funny. He would like pull up his shirt and be like, do you want to take a shot with me? And he did that to me once. And I literally. I'm not kidding.

[Alex]

I was like, wait, that's quite literally the funniest thing I've ever seen. If I saw that in a movie, I would literally cry laughing.

[Drew]

It was. I was going to leave. And he was like, you. Did you take a shot before you left? I was like, no, I have like alcohol in this bottle. And he was like, come take a shot with me. And I said, no. And then he pulled up his shirt and he said, how about now? And I just looked at him.

[India]

I was like, abs are literally so fugly too. I'm sorry. But I was looking back through like my snap memories and I remember, like, my friend got sent an ab pic and they were like, don't show anyone, girl. What you mean, don't show anyone? It's literally your belly, your torso, like, you're really burning.

[Alex]

It's like, not even the bur.

[Drew]

It really isn't crazy. I'm like, okay, a shirtless picture. You can go. You can legally step outside of your house like that right now. Like, it's not that crazy.

[India]

San Francisco.

[Alex]

Exactly. Did you know if you're the naked neighbor that like, if your view is like, if people can see you from the street into your room, like, you can get in trouble for that. It's not like the people perving on you, but they can take you to court and be like, they're get them in trouble type. Yep. Just don't walk by my. Don't walk by my window because.

[Drew]

Yeah. Are you gonna get curtains ever?

[Alex]

I have to. I have to because it is direct line of sight out of my Window.

[India]

Yeah. You need curtains. You need curtain bang.

[Drew]

Yep, curtain bang. We should straighten Drew's hair. We'll give him a little bowl cut.

[Alex]

It's so fun.

[Drew]

We'll do that today.

[Alex]

Should I cut my hair again or keep it like this length?

[India]

Definitely cut it all off.

[Alex]

Okay. Don't. You had to go ball.

[Drew]

Do you think he would actually look good with a buzz cut? Cuz I. He would look good.

[Alex]

Do you think I would look good?

[India]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, I've always told him that. I'm like, I think you feel like.

[Alex]

Y' all are setting me up.

[India]

I think you should do. I think you should do like, you remember when, like, everyone that all the trades, like, bleached their hair and did, like, a star?

[Alex]

Oh, yeah, the cheetah print, like the heat mat.

[Drew]

You should shave your head, bleach it, and then let me and Alex dye Takis into your head. Oh, yeah. That could be a vibe for you. Just like, all right.

[Alex]

Hot Cheetos or Takis Rockies.

[India]

Chester's fries.

[Alex]

Chester's fries are the best. Wow.

[Drew]

I saw somebody the other day was like, hot fries don't take this taste the same now that the bag isn't see through. And I know they're made out of corn and not potato starch, but I haven't had hot fries in a minute, and I don't think they changed.

[Alex]

They didn't.

[India]

They're so good.

[Alex]

They're so good. And you can eat, like 20 of them at a time. Oh, it's because they're so bad. Yeah.

[Drew]

They're literally not real, but also, like.

[India]

You can fit 20 of them.

[Alex]

That's what I mean. Like, you can fit 20 at a time and then finish the whole bag in like, 0.3 seconds.

[India]

No, I think I have jeffree star disease. Have you heard about this?

[Alex]

No.

[India]

It's where you can't eat too much food. Cause you, like, have a small throat. Have you seen when he did a whole video? He's honestly come for this? He did a whole video and he was like, my throat was so small. Like, it's so empty. I have to get surgery.

[Drew]

Why does like for him. That feels like a sexual thing for him to say out loud.

[India]

I mean, it has to be just like, I don't know, my petite throat.

[Alex]

Like, my tight.

[Drew]

If only you could help me with that.

[India]

Well, my throat is so tight, I could probably only eat 60 Takis sometimes.

[Drew]

Wait, why did he say that? Did he just say that on a live stream or in a video?

[India]

No, he made a full video about Getting the surgery. Like, he was like. He, like, couldn't, like, digest food because it was, like, so small. Like, it was like. The whole thing was like, oh, my God. It's literally so small. Like, it's so tight. I was like, me too.

[Alex]

That is crazy.

[Drew]

How do you even realize that, though? Like, are you just, like, eating and you're like, ow, no.

[India]

Yeah, it's giving. Like, he would always have, like, the last tortilla chip, like, stuck in the back of his throat.

[Alex]

It's like, triangle, like, sticking to three sides. Kids. Well, usbc. So, like, the chargers.

[India]

Oh, Like, I think that was, like, a TV station.

[Drew]

We're back to talking about school.

[Alex]

So when USBC came out, I was like, oh, my gosh, this is gonna be amazing. Like, I'm gonna have one charger for all of my devices. It's gonna be such a vibe. Like, I'm not gonna have 30 cables coming out of the wall. And now that it's a reality and I have one cable for all of my devices, it's quite literally the worst vibe ever.

[Drew]

No, it is, because everything dies at once, and I don't know what's charged first. And, like, I'm like, do I charge my vape? Do I charge my laptop? Do I charge my phone? And then I do this really something where I charge my laptop, I plug my phone in, and then if I have another plug, I'll plug, like, a vape or something, and I'm just charging everything through my laptop.

[India]

I just hate to be that. That's like, oh, do you have a phone charger? And they're like, oh, which one? I'm like, the new one. Like, they're like, girl, shut the up.

[Alex]

We know. We know.

[Drew]

I hate when someone asks me. It feels like I'm being such a bitch if somebody's like, oh, do you have a phone charger? And I bring out the newer one, and they're like, oh, it's the old.

[India]

And I'm like, but that's how I felt until literally a week ago when I got my new phone. So you're not wrong if you still feel that way, period.

[Drew]

Yeah, I bet.

[India]

So expensive. Two bands for a phone. It's fucking diabolical.

[Drew]

No, it makes no sense. I genuinely. I don't think I am ever upgrading my phone again.

[Alex]

I know.

[Drew]

Like, this is it. Like, I got the 15 because my fucking last phone was. Was literally dying on me. This is the last phone.

[Alex]

I might literally downgrade my phone because one. This camera. Evil. It's evil.

[India]

That's what it's giving in that camera.

[Alex]

Oh, also, you saying, just vote. Like, using it in the context that you used it in. Legitimately changed, fundamentally changed my life. Like, we say it all the time on here now. And I'm sure other people are so starting to say no.

[India]

Y' all should really just vote.

[Alex]

Like, just so important.

[India]

It's so important.

[Alex]

And you can say it in so many different ways. It's like the word. Like. Like, you can say like, or. Or you, like. You know what I mean? Like, you can say, like, just, oh.

[India]

That'S how I feel with my Shayla recently. I'm just like. I'm literally like, oh. Like, I'll see someone from, like, like, 2014 that I was like, homegirls with. I'm like, oh, my Shayla. Like, there you are.

[Alex]

Oh, wait, that's actually a vibe.

[India]

Or let's steal a bottle and be like, bye, Shayla.

[Alex]

Oh, also, the. The first time we hung out, I don't know if you remember this, but we went to Beyonce Renaissance. Was that the first time we hung out? And we drank in the movie theater. We got that east.

[India]

The birthday.

[Alex]

It was a vibe as fucking. We got those, like, yeah, the TikTok drink bags.

[India]

The one with, like, a full, like, drink you can make.

[Alex]

Yeah. And we drank in the theater and then.

[India]

Theater.

[Alex]

We drank in the theater. Theater. And someone in the same theater as usual made a video about us afterwards and was like, yeah, they were in our theater. They were loud.

[India]

They were drunk.

[Alex]

As they were drunk.

[Drew]

Such a vibe, though.

[Alex]

Like, it literally made it.

[Drew]

I feel like we need to go back and get those, like, a mixer bag. But also now alcohol makes me go to sleep because on New Year's, every time Tyrell took a shot, he was like, take a shot with me. And I took one, and I'm not kidding. I was like, oh, my God. I'm about to, like, go in a corner.

[India]

You ever try vodka?

[Drew]

I haven't had vodka since I was, like, a child.

[India]

That's the problem.

[Alex]

Since I was nine years old.

[India]

Since I was nine, Vodka's, like, fab. Like, I literally feel like an old white woman when I say that, because everyone's like, you not lit? But no, vodka's so fun.

[Alex]

Have you seen those martinis they're making recently? Like, I saw, like, a. I heard of that.

[Drew]

Someone did a wing.

[Alex]

Do you know what a martini is? No. They make, like. What is the one with the breadsticks? The restaurant with the breadsticks?

[Drew]

Olive Garden.

[Alex]

They make Olive Garden martinis. I saw one that was like.

[India]

Like savory.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Drew]

It's so gross. I genuinely. I'm like, this has to be a troll, and you'll have to be trying to make me mad because. What the. Do you mean you made a Wingstop Martini?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[India]

Like, that's so fun.

[Alex]

Pickled onions Martini.

[India]

Ranch martini.

[Alex]

Wait, Wingstop Ranch Martini.

[Drew]

This girl doing it? Wait, she's doing.

[India]

Not that point.

[Drew]

She's playing a chick fil. A martini.

[Alex]

Is that chicken?

[India]

Ew.

[Drew]

It's chicken and fries.

[India]

Notice how she didn't drink it, though.

[Alex]

Notice how it's full?

[Drew]

Like, she has to just be trolling. Like, she is. But this is crazy.

[Alex]

It's also, some of them are legitimately gorgeous. Like, they're beautiful.

[India]

I better be. If there's a chicken leg in a.

[Drew]

How much money for you to eat the chicken wing out of this Wingstyle Martini? Lowkey. I probably would just eat the chicken wing.

[India]

No, I do it for a million dollars.

[Drew]

For a million dollars, would you eat this whole bowl of fruit for $20,000?

[Alex]

It's literally, like, the greatest meme of all time. And I think it, like, spawned, like, a whole new generation of, like. Like, funny tweets. But it's like this picture of a bowl of a plate of fruit, and it's super manageable. Like, one person could eat it in, like, five minutes. And it's like, would you eat this whole plate, this giant plate of food for $10 million or whatever the fuck it is? And it's like, obviously, yes.

[Drew]

It was literally, like, a plate like this, and somebody tweeted it, being dead serious, like, would you eat this for $20,000?

[Alex]

It literally changed my life.

[India]

Me, as a kid, I would have been like, nah, no, me with, like. Like, beans. I'm like, bitch, no.

[Alex]

Strawberries are the candy ice cream of the earth.

[Drew]

They aren't, though. They don't taste the same.

[India]

They're, like, hot. Take diva.

[Alex]

Wait, did. Did strawberries. Like, did they change the flavor because they don't taste like they used to.

[Drew]

Well, that's because none of the food we eat is real anymore.

[India]

Like, have you guys seen the avocados? I actually ordered a salad with the avocados, and they did not squish. Like, they were, like, rubber.

[Drew]

Literally rubber. Like, they're not real. Every vegetable I've had recently, it tastes like I'm eating plastic. And I'm. I believe in the conspiracies.

[Alex]

Wait, do y' all remember in, like, 2009, 14 or some like that, when, like, that video of the lettuce went around, and it was like the workers making lettuce out of lettuce. Yeah, it's.

[Drew]

It definitely was for those, like, display foods, but somebody tweeted it, and everybody believed that we've been eating wax lettuce for, like, true.

[India]

I watched this.

[Alex]

So they were like, this is how lettuce is being made now. Like, it's gmo.

[India]

Oh, I would eat it funky as. That's what the toilet gives in here, y' all.

[Drew]

That's what my In N Out burger.

[Alex]

That's what the refrigerator gives in here.

[Drew]

I want In N Out. I used to be an In N Out hater, and now I really.

[Alex]

You really are into it major right now.

[India]

It's so Cali vibes, honestly, like, living in New York, I'm from the Bay, and, like, I've missed. Missed. That's the one thing that I've missed so much. And every time I come here, no one's, like, trying to get. Trying to get in now I'm like.

[Alex]

We should get in and out.

[Drew]

I would be so down to get it today because we wanted it yesterday, but we couldn't get it. So I really want some. I never used to like it, though. I used to. Not with. Oh, my God. You know what it is? It's. My Prozac is helping my ocd because I used to not eat burgers because my fingers, like, I would be convinced they're gonna smell like burgers for, like, eight.

[Alex]

Burger finger.

[Drew]

I literally had. I literally. I'm not kidding, Alex. I suffered from burger finger. Jeffree star has tiny tonsils or, like, tiny throat. And I had, like, burger finger. But my medicine fixed my burger.

[India]

It was only burger.

[Drew]

It was mainly burger. It was. That was, like, the specific food, like, because I ate other food with my hands, but for some reason, burgers, like, thank.

[Alex]

I had burger upper lip. You had burger fingers. I had burger upper lip. Jeffree star had tiny throat.

[India]

Have you always had a mustache?

[Alex]

Since I was, like, like, two years old. Three years old, yeah.

[Drew]

That just doesn't even make sense.

[Alex]

I grew it out, like, seven years ago, and I kind of. I've only had it for, like, probably, or I only have not had a mustache for, like, a year.

[India]

Do a twist. Hey, do a flip.

[Drew]

If you start wearing your mustache like that.

[India]

Get a monocle. My sis is smart. We really are smart, you guys.

[Alex]

Wait.

[India]

Illuminati. Have you guys been asked to join the Illuminati?

[Alex]

We're not allowed to talk about it, but, yeah, several times. Yeah, same yeah, so it's, like, very major. We watched, like, the intro to Scientology, and, like, if I was at, like, a very, very low point in my life, I was super lonely. Like, I had just lost my job. I moved to a new state. Like, some, like, major life stressor event happened. And I saw that. I feel like I could figure it out in my brain to, like, believe it.

[Drew]

Oh, no, they were selling it in that DVD that they got.

[India]

Like, I bet they were. Girl. Have you seen all the offices they have around here? Oh, yeah, they have, like, PR office, and it says PR office.

[Drew]

Also insane is. I'm confused because, like, I really still don't understand it. I'm like, okay, so it's like a freaky ass religion that, like, some freak just made up and, like, is it just a cult? Is it basically a cult?

[Alex]

Do you remember the necklace that went.

[India]

Around that The Charlie d' Amelio.

[Alex]

Yeah, the Charli d' Amelio.

[Drew]

Oh, is that a Scientology one?

[Alex]

Yeah. Is that not. That's literally the funniest.

[Drew]

Having a picture of her in a Scientology.

[India]

I literally made this video, like, in 2021 about, like, that, and I was like, oh, my God.

[Alex]

Blah, blah, blah.

[India]

And someone fucking reposted it recently. And she responded.

[Alex]

Charlie did.

[India]

Yeah, she responded. I'm like, I don't know. Like, I didn't even remember what she said, but I was just like, damn, girl. Like, I don't care. Like, you valid now. Like, honestly, like, no, you guys, Charli d' Amelio lives in Bushwick. She literally does.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, Yeah, I feel like. Were you telling me somebody was saying.

[India]

She'S on the block? She's on my block. Like, trust and believe. Like, I have.

[Alex]

Y' all need.

[India]

No, I' ma see her in the deli.

[Drew]

Yes, dude, I would be. So if I ran into Charli d'.

[India]

Amelio and Bushwick, I'd be like, no, I haven't. But I saw her Instagram once, and I was like, girl, you lit. Lit.

[Drew]

Oh, what does she do? Like, where. I wonder where she goes.

[Alex]

She's on Broadway, right?

[India]

Yeah, she's on Broadway.

[Alex]

Yeah, that's the vibe.

[Drew]

But, like, I wonder if she's hanging around Bushwick or if she's just, like, going there sleeping and then going into the city. Probably that, because I can't imagine her chilling in Bushwick.

[India]

No, honestly, it's.

[Drew]

Wow.

[India]

There she go, leaving again.

[Alex]

You're throwing shit.

[India]

Wait, honestly, I have something to say, so sit down, because this is the real tea, girl. I had this Experience that changed my life and I just wanna say it. I was at a party in the Bay Area and I was wearing a bikini. And this is the first time I'd ever worn a two piece bikini. Untucked, of course. And the tradiest of the trade. Like DL as fuck. Not even DL like straight. Like this big bulky fucking guy came up to me and goes, yo, you got the fattest I've ever seen in my life. I felt so cunt today. So to this day, I still walk around fat puss.

[Alex]

That is so funny.

[Drew]

No, it literally is a vibe fat. Like coochies are in. Because did you see like, people buying, like, don't disrespect. Yeah, you throwing. That is really crazy.

[India]

That's bad.

[Alex]

I was reading it, girl.

[India]

They're gonna send drones with CDs. Come just finish you.

[Drew]

The CDs are gonna shoot.

[India]

Shoot through the window. Oh, no.

[Drew]

But people buy padded coochies, too.

[India]

Hey, I got one for free, bro.

[Drew]

Already Insult.

[Alex]

Hell yeah. But there was something we were about. Just about to get into.

[Drew]

Trolling annoying ass answers. No, you were gonna talk about Scientology because you, like, brought up the book or. We were talking about that, but.

[Alex]

But maybe. Maybe we got over it, but. Should I do Drew S Corner?

[India]

Yes.

[Alex]

O Drew. Can you sing it?

[India]

I don't know it.

[Alex]

You say Drew S Corner. Just sing it however you corner. Drew Scop.

[India]

Yeah, Drew S up Corner.

[Alex]

Wow.

[Drew]

Good. Wait, why should we make a song today?

[India]

Truth. Wait, that was good.

[Drew]

Singing on camera. I didn't know you could sing like that. Okay, guys. Sign Alex.

[India]

I'm gonna be on Broadway.

[Drew]

You're gonna have your egon next year, girl.

[India]

I hope you're so beautiful. Too true.

[Drew]

Why do you have to, like. No, you. You're not getting the same.

[India]

Oh, my fucking God is fucking good. Oh, my fucking God is so fucking good.

[Alex]

Somebody's in a twin bed right now. Posting. I'm tired of sleeping alone. Like they're. They like they got any room for another motherfucker in there?

[Drew]

That's you.

[Alex]

Literally me for five years. When you want to key his card but he ain't got one, so you bend his bus pass.

[India]

Well, he's still a key, though.

[Alex]

Exactly. Said I'm magically delicious. More like vaginally suspicious. Sit down. Musty charms.

[Drew]

That's so stupid.

[Alex]

Musty charms. I can't drink.

[India]

Oh, I can't drink.

[Alex]

Wait, actually, what is this one, bro?

[Drew]

Literally.

[India]

Drew, do people send these in or do you make them?

[Alex]

Yeah, people send them in, period. I can't no, literally, I can't stand a motherfucker who drink coffee in the morning with no job. The fuck are you trying to stay up for? Asking people for money. To ask people for money. Want to turn $40 into 400? Put $40 in your tank and take your stupid ass to work, Period.

[India]

I was going to say. Go on. Jubilee.

[Alex]

Jubilee, wait. Big things coming. Big things coming.

[Drew]

The cut. The cut.

[India]

Just vote what you guys do, Jubilee.

[Drew]

Like, in theory, yes, but realistically, no.

[Alex]

I want to do a button dating one really bad.

[Drew]

I would just want to be so specific. I don't know which one it is.

[India]

I talked to this guy that was on the button and I didn't know until after. He's literally horrifying. But this girl, it was one of the guys that the girl, like, clicked the button before it turned red and he was like, girl, I had no clue. When I seen that shit on TikTok, I was like, oh, right. I'mma click the button now, too.

[Drew]

Something about, like, being rejected publicly like that. Because I've been rejected, but to be rejected on camera like that in front.

[Alex]

Of a million people.

[India]

I would do the balloon pop, though.

[Alex]

Oh, really?

[Drew]

Oh, cuz that also just sounds funny as like. I would love to just, like, watch someone come with that bubble wrap.

[Alex]

Yeah, right there.

[Drew]

We should do a bubble. A balloon pop in our friend group.

[Alex]

Wait, let's do one right now.

[India]

Just do. Jump into a split if you're not with it.

[Alex]

So I'm gonna walk in and then if y' all want me, don't pop. If y' all want me, pop it.

[Drew]

Okay.

[India]

Oh.

[Drew]

I think you understand.

[India]

I want you. I want you. Munch, munch, munch.

[Alex]

My munch, my munch, my munch.

[Drew]

Shit. Do you have any media you want to share? Usually at the end of an episode, we share media. Media. Like favorite songs, favorite movies.

[India]

Oh, okay. My favorite movie is Monkey Man. I watch it on mushrooms. That was lit.

[Alex]

This is like the third time you brought it up.

[India]

It's lit as fuck.

[Alex]

It really? That's. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

Wait, who is that again?

[India]

Oh, is that.

[Alex]

Just vote.

[Drew]

Is that the hot guy from. He was in Girls at one point or am I tripping? I might be tripping.

[Alex]

He was. He was in that movie. Like the green. Like the.

[Drew]

Oh, he was green.

[Alex]

Brainstorm. You said brainstorm.

[India]

Brainstorm.

[Alex]

Green needle, green needle.

[Drew]

Oh, no. He is so.

[Alex]

He's so fire.

[India]

He's fine. What else is fine? What else is not? Drew's hair. Oh, do a flip. Let's See, have you seen that meme? That's like. Have you seen that meme? That's like. How long have you been doing hair for? Yeah, do a 360.

[Drew]

Let me see.

[India]

No, honestly, you guys, I think it's time for a change.

[Drew]

What do you mean?

[Alex]

Wait, and should we go to.

[Drew]

Where you go. What is she.

[Alex]

Oh, oh, oh. What's she doing?

[Drew]

She's cutting your hair.

[India]

Mother.

[Drew]

Ew. Ew.

[India]

It's kind of gross. This is over. I'm done with this. You know what this looks like? You seen those things from Minecraft? Like, the little, like, runny thing?

[Alex]

Oh, yeah, the silverfish.

[India]

Yeah, silverfish. This is the silverfish I was talking about.

[Drew]

Ew. It's kind of nasty.

[Alex]

Should we frame this? I feel like we should frame this. Or put, like. No, burn it, burn it, burn it. Should we. I mean, framing it.

[Drew]

You've had it for, like, two months, like, now.

[India]

I think the trade will stop making tiktoks.

[Alex]

Yeah, true.

[India]

Wait, do a spin. Let me see if I did good.

[Drew]

Oh, perf. Yeah.

[India]

Wait, does it blend in?

[Drew]

It's kind of gross the way the little bits. Let me touch it.

[Alex]

Get back.

[Drew]

Give me.

[Alex]

For me and me only. No, I'm gonna put, like, a glob of hot glue right here to seal it in and then tape it to the wall.

[India]

I. This is.

[Drew]

We should make it into, like, earrings.

[Alex]

I thought about that, too.

[India]

Wait, why do you guys have the same hair color, though?

[Alex]

No, we're literally twins.

[India]

Wait.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm gonna use it as, like, a little hair extension right here. I'm gonna bring it into my hair.

[India]

Why was it in a braid?

[Drew]

Why are we playing?

[India]

Why was it in a braid?

[Drew]

Wait, I'm gonna.

[India]

Just flies away.

[Alex]

Rat tail flu.

[Drew]

Wait.

[India]

It's healthy.

[Drew]

I know. It is actually kind of nice. What is that?

[Alex]

What was that?

[India]

You see this? What is that?

[Alex]

What was that?

[India]

Can you believe this? No. Isn't it crazy that you call a lice a singular lice? A la.

[Drew]

Is that.

[India]

That's. It's called A la la. A singular louse.

[Alex]

A louse in my house.

[Drew]

The last lous.

[Alex]

The louse house. Well, what's your favorite song?

[India]

I don't know, girl. I don't knew, girl. I've been listening to a lot of 21 Savage recently. Yeah, he lit. Oh, my God. No, there's this one song. Okay, I'm dropping the hair.

[Drew]

I don't know if you guys.

[India]

Who Alabama Barker is is. But she. But she has really good music taste. I'm not Even going to lie. Like, she ate this song. Wait, hold on.

[Drew]

Oh, I know.

[India]

No. Like, you can't even see, but it's moving. No. Yeah, yeah. So she ate with that one. If she has a Spotify, I'd follow it. I want to do a group jam with her.

[Drew]

You publicly requesting Alabama Barker's Spotify?

[India]

Babe, I want everything. You saw her Birkin for Christmas.

[Drew]

Yeah, I will say, like, I can't even be mad at a kid with money because honestly, I would much rather respect a kid who comes from so much money and is just being, like, an obnoxious teenager than the ones who are crawl around LA and New York and act like they have no money.

[India]

Girl, I want to get into a full story time about that one girl, because I was friends with this bitch who literally pretended she had no money. And she goes, oh, like, let's go on a trip. Let's go shopping. I was like, okay, okay, okay. She literally. This is when I went to pace my school, and she was like, oh, I'm gonna pick you up. Let's go shopping. And I was like, period. The bitch picks me up in a black. Uber black. We drive to the New Jersey private private jet center, and we literally took a private jet to Miami for a day to go thrifting.

[Alex]

Are you kidding me?

[India]

And the walked around acting like she had no money. Venmo me the cookie. Can you Venmo me for the sugar cookies?

[Drew]

Include the tip on your Venmo because, like, I got. I gave a good tip.

[Alex]

Also, flying in a private jet across the country to go thrift shopping.

[Drew]

No, to go thrift shopping in Miami is especially good.

[India]

No. She was like, it's so good and cheap here. I was, like, lit, like, honestly, like, down. Why do we take a jet? She goes, let's do this more. I'm like, I'm a leaf.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[India]

I'm literally going to leave.

[Drew]

She's like, we should do this more often. This was really good for us, right?

[Alex]

I go three times a week.

[India]

I think teleportation is coming in 2025. What do y' all think is coming in 2025?

[Alex]

Me learning to love smoking weed. I really want to try it. Hey, like, I really want to get down to it.

[India]

You're the right girl.

[Alex]

I know. Literally.

[India]

There we go.

[Drew]

When we were cleaning because we, like, lived here for also. Wait, let's end that.

[India]

Ew. You almost just slipped on the hair.

[Drew]

Oh, we have to pick the hair up so it doesn't fall out of the braid. Oh, Drew got it.

[India]

Ew. That is saved on the bench.

[Alex]

My. My media of the week is the Challenger soundtrack. I was listening to it through and through the past two days, and God, it's such a good album.

[Drew]

God. God, I wish I could sleep. God, I wish I could sleep. There's babies.

[Alex]

The babies.

[Drew]

There's babies.

[India]

Adopting babies.

[Drew]

Gabbie, Hannah, she crazy, scratching edges. Like, the babies are adopting babies.

[India]

Is she still in la?

[Drew]

I think so. I think she actually.

[Alex]

She's a yoga teacher now.

[Drew]

Like, yeah, she like. I think she went off and got, like, help and she's normal as now. She made, like, a whole video being like, I'm really sorry. I was, like, going through a manic episode.

[India]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Which is the first time I've seen somebody, like, other than, like, a Trisha Paytas who's come back and been like, oh, I was not.

[India]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Love Trisha.

[India]

Well, I hope she's at Ello. Oh, my God. Wait, how is it meeting Trisha?

[Alex]

It was so good.

[Drew]

She's so nice. Like, she really is. She feels like a mom.

[Alex]

Like, she's so maternal. She's so sweet. Like, y' all would get along.

[India]

So I saw you guys met her and I was dying.

[Alex]

You need to go on her pod.

[India]

I know, but how we'll make it work. Maybe we all.

[Drew]

Maybe as a trio, we go.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And it'll be the four loudest people on the planet in one room.

[India]

Right? It'll literally. The microphones will be, like.

[Alex]

Cutting off. But yeah, she's the guy.

[Drew]

Yeah. She was so nice and she was such a vibe. She literally is just so sweet. She asks a million questions and she actually gives a. Like, it's not the usual LA where. It's like, where are you staying now? Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, that's good. Okay. Yeah.

[India]

Well, like, yeah, she has, like, a Birkin, right?

[Alex]

And she's been trying to sell the rainbow Birkin for, like.

[Drew]

Nobody wants that rainbow. Like, no one's gonna buy it.

[Alex]

I'll buy it.

[India]

Oh. Oh.

[Alex]

I'm just kidding.

[India]

Hot take.

[Drew]

I was gonna say, I don't think.

[Alex]

You can, but if you want to give it to me, I'll take it.

[India]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah.

[India]

Or like, fnf. Friends and family.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Yeah. Do a friends and family sale in.

[Alex]

Your closet or loan it out to me. Like, I'll wear it me.

[Drew]

When we literally haven't even, like, we need to be on her podcast.

[Alex]

I know. For real.

[Drew]

We're gonna hold the hosting, the co host or guest on the podcast until we get a Birkin from Trisha.

[Alex]

Exactly.

[India]

That'll be the payment.

[Drew]

That's all want. Okay. Well, my only media of the week is Walk a Thin Line by Fleetwood Mac. That's the only song I care about. And thank you so much for being here.

[Alex]

Yeah, thank you. Hey.

[Drew]

Love you guys.

[Alex]

I love you so much. I'm so glad we made it work. And I think we should do this more often cuz this is a vibe.

[India]

Okay, well, when you're on the podcast with your show, honey.

[Alex]

Yeah, exactly. Bye. Bye.

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