Emergency Intercom: Ins And Outs In 2023

Episode Overview Emergency Intercom, hosted by Drew Phillips and Kai Newman, delves into a chaotic and humorous exploration of their predictions for the year 2023. In this episode, titled "Ins And Outs In 2023," the hosts engage in a candid and often absurd discussion about what they believe will be popular ("ins") and what will fade away ("outs") in the coming year. Their banter is laced with personal anecdotes, pop culture references, and unexpected tangents, offering listeners a blend of comedy and unconventional insights.

Opening Banter and Setup [00:45 – 05:05] The episode kicks off with Drew and Kai reuniting after a month-long hiatus. Their conversation begins with playful teasing about their video setups:

• Drew Phillips [00:45]: "I hate how, like, high res and, like, high quality your setup is and mine is just my. Like, yours is scaring me."
• Kai Newman [01:12]: Expresses discomfort with being viewed on camera, leading to awkward humor about their video angles and appearances.

They transition into discussing their task for the episode—listing their "ins" and "outs" for 2023:

• Kai Newman [04:03]: "Things are really awkward as fudge. What is going on? What happened?"
• Drew Phillips [04:12]: "Why are you warning that? Because it says vagina or is it just like the size of the font?"

Predictions and Consensus on 'Ins' [05:05 – 17:30] The hosts dive into their lists, starting with the "ins"—trends they believe will gain popularity:

• Kai's Predictions:

  • Selling Your Soul: "I don’t mean I’m going to actually sacrifice children. And I'm just gonna tighten my up a little bit."
  • New Pandemic: Suggesting a need for regrounding society, albeit in a hyperbolic manner.
  • Being for the Streets: Emphasizing a survivalist or street-centric lifestyle.
  • Roller Coasters and Reptile Rooms: Including extreme amusement rides and exotic pet trends.
  • Getting High on Nutmeg: Advising against dangerous substance use.

• Drew's Contributions:

  • Smoking Cigarettes: "Smoking cigarettes is in… especially because now that like puff bars and stuff."
  • Iodine Pills: Advocates stockpiling iodine for potential nuclear threats: "Like, we're popping iodine pills all 2023 to prepare for nuclear war."

Notable Interaction:

• Kai Newman [03:32]: "I have size 7 font triggered…"
• Drew Phillips [05:57]: "Is being niche is no longer lit."

Their discussion is punctuated with humor and exaggerated fears, blending serious topics with comedic delivery.

Debating 'Outs' and Personal Revelations [17:30 – 34:22] Shifting focus to the "outs," the hosts discuss what trends or practices they anticipate will decline:

• Kai's Perspectives:

  • Climate Change: Expressing fear and frustration: "I'm really, really scared, y'all. It's coming, it's coming."
  • Grammar and Records: "Grammar, sis, is over. We don't need grammar anymore."
  • Football and Baseball: "Football and baseball are out. I'm tired of seeing it."

• Drew's Takes:

  • Overconsumption: "Another out is over consumption… addiction to shopping."
  • Coins and Dyson Vacuums: Criticizes the production of new coins and the necessity of Dyson vacuums.

Personal Insights:

• Kai Newman [09:55]: Opens up about mental health struggles: "I tried to kill myself."
• Drew Phillips [14:09]: Acknowledges his own challenges with substance use: "One of my ends is me having a drug issue."

Their candid admissions add a layer of depth to the otherwise lighthearted discussion, highlighting the hosts' willingness to share personal struggles amidst comedic banter.

Humorous Tangents and Interactions [34:22 – 49:50] The conversation becomes increasingly surreal, with unexpected interruptions and playful exchanges:

• Alter Egos and Sound Effects:

  • Unknown Voice [43:29]: "Looks like. Oh, there you go."
  • Kai Newman [59:52]: "I killed myself. I'm shooting myself with guns."
  • These interjections add to the chaotic and unpredictable nature of the episode, blending reality with exaggerated fictional elements.

• Pop Culture References:

  • Chernobyl Discussion:
    • Drew [17:49]: "I stayed up really late last night because I just found out what Chernobyl was…"
    • Kai [20:17]: "Chernobyl is the pause of the century…"

Their analysis of the Chernobyl series exemplifies their humorous yet anxious approach to serious subjects, intertwining fictional dramatizations with real-world fears.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts [49:50 – End] As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on their initial lists and share final thoughts:

• Self-Improvement Attempts:

  • Drew [50:30]: "I'm going to try and not be such a hater…"
  • Kai [50:49]: "I think everybody has hateful thoughts, but we just internalize them."

• Media Recommendations:

  • Kai [55:35]: Recommends the song "Stress" by Crimes.
  • Drew [56:11]: Shares his media of the week—Chernobyl—and discusses his anxiety-inducing experience with it.

Their concluding remarks balance reflections on personal growth with continued humor, encapsulating the essence of Emergency Intercom as a platform for both comedy and candid conversations.

Notable Quotes

• Drew Phillips [04:19]: "What are your predictions for the new year? Let's just jump right into. It's the new year, girl."
• Kai Newman [06:40]: "Maybe we target the youth this time, or no one dies and we just all get locked inside for two weeks."
• Drew Phillips [08:26]: "A girl like me has been living in a singularity because everybody fucking, like, wants to be me."
• Kai Newman [12:07]: "I have like ankle biter teeth on the bottom row. You know what I mean?"
• Drew Phillips [17:22]: "I do understand. Like, part of me was thinking this because you love to tell me you think it's disgusting that I like, occasionally she smokes like a."
• Kai Newman [21:50]: "Did we see the way the pandemic was handled? Oh, my God."
• Drew Phillips [34:05]: "Football and baseball are out. I'm tired of seeing it. Get it off my pages."
• Kai Newman [38:31]: "Don’t take the receipts. They’re from the lizard people trying to push their agenda."
• Drew Phillips [52:04]: "Excessive drinking, which, like, I don't necessarily do that, but I mean, in general…"

Final Thoughts "Ins And Outs In 2023" showcases Emergency Intercom's signature blend of chaotic humor, personal revelations, and unconventional predictions. Drew Phillips and Kai Newman navigate through their lists with spontaneity and candidness, offering listeners an entertaining yet oddly insightful take on what the new year might hold. Whether you're tuning in for the laughs or the raw honesty, this episode embodies the unpredictable and engaging spirit of the podcast.