Jojo Siwa is gonna be on the pod

Summary

Emergency Intercom Podcast Episode Summary

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Episode Title: Jojo Siwa is Gonna Be on the Pod
Release Date: March 22, 2024
Hosts: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast where Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips navigate through humorous and sometimes chaotic discussions, ensuring there's always an "intense need for attention."

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1. Introduction and Early Banter [00:45 - 02:22]

The episode kicks off with Drew expressing his strong desire for a puff bar, sparking a playful exchange between the hosts. Inya shares her recent experience with Zins, detailing the unpleasant aftermath of feeling nauseous and battling a severe headache.

Notable Quote:

• Drew: "I'm so happy. I want a puff bar so bad. Oh, my God." [00:48]

2. The Zins Experience and Aftermath [02:22 - 03:38]

Drew recounts his attempt to use a Zins puff bar, leading to an unexpected and intense burning sensation in his mouth and throat after mistakenly consuming it with his sandwich. This mishap resulted in Drew being sick for two days, blending humor with a cautionary tale.

Notable Quote:

• Drew: "I immediately got the worst burning sensation on the right side of my mouth. My throat." [02:42]

3. Personal Memories and Childhood Stories [10:15 - 17:47]

Drew delves into a vivid childhood memory involving a strict bus driver who enforced no eating or talking rules. This story highlights Drew's strong memory retention contrasted with Inya's fragmented recollections, emphasizing their differing childhood experiences.

Notable Quote:

• Drew: "She ripped open my book bag, saw it, and like, launched her hit." [14:13]

4. Reflections on Memory and Trauma [17:47 - 35:56]

The conversation shifts to how traumatic events shape memory retention. Drew discusses his ability to vividly remember specific incidents, while Inya talks about her limited memories, only recalling stories told to her rather than personal experiences.

Notable Quote:

• Inya: "I don't actually remember things. Like I remember stories that I was told and then they become memories, but I don't actually remember them." [17:28]

5. Discussing Jojo Siwa's Presence [05:44 - 09:16]

Inya introduces the main topic of the episode: Jojo Siwa's upcoming appearance on the podcast. She expresses her support and amusement at Jojo's entertaining persona, even if some aspects seem unintentional or over-the-top.

Notable Quote:

• Inya: "I support JoJo Siwa with my whole heart and soul. I think what she's doing is fudgeing hilarious." [06:05]

6. Media of the Week: The Will Smith & Chris Rock Slap [24:28 - 27:49]

The hosts revisit the infamous incident where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during an awards show. They discuss the shock and lasting impact it had on audiences, analyzing its place in entertainment history.

Notable Quote:

• Inya: "It's the most jarring thing I've ever seen on television." [25:31]

7. AI-Generated Content on Facebook [50:15 - 54:55]

Inya brings up the emergence of AI bot accounts on Facebook that generate images based on trending prompts. She finds the phenomenon both amusing and concerning, highlighting how it leads to bizarre and convoluted imagery.

Notable Quote:

• Inya: "They combine the two, and then it just, like, runs it through over and over again until it becomes, like, a monster of itself." [50:15]

8. Fortnite Frustrations and Gaming Updates [46:17 - 48:36]

The conversation turns to the popular game Fortnite. Inya shares her accidental purchase of the battle pass, while Drew discusses the challenges and frustrations with the new season's updates, expressing a loss of enjoyment in the game.

Notable Quote:

• Drew: "But I did get a win with Josie and I had 15 kills and that did do something to me, but it's too Hard. It's, like, not enjoyable." [48:19]

9. Travel Plans and Anecdotes [39:22 - 46:55]

The hosts talk about their upcoming trip to Lincoln, Nebraska, sharing mixed feelings about the city's cold weather. They reminisce about past travels, including memorable hotel room experiences and their evolving friendship dynamics.

Notable Quote:

• Inya: "We're going to Lincoln, Nebraska, in literally 48 hours." [39:22]

10. Final Reflections and Sign-Off [56:32 - 60:05]

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts engage in light-hearted banter about fast food preferences, unique pet names, and ongoing jokes within their group. They reflect on their content creation journey, expressing eagerness for future episodes despite a brief slump in engagement.

Notable Quote:

• Inya: "We might be in our, like, two week flop arc." [60:18]

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Conclusion

Enya and Drew conclude the episode with their characteristic humor, ensuring listeners are left anticipating Jojo Siwa's upcoming appearance. The episode blends personal anecdotes, pop culture commentary, and lighthearted discussions, maintaining an engaging atmosphere throughout.

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Transcript

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[Drew]

Hello.

[Inya]

Hello.

[Drew]

I'm so happy. I want a puff bar so bad. Oh, my God.

[Inya]

Well, Inya never needs to hit a puff bar ever again in her entire life. Because I went to a smoke shop and I saw that they had Zins, and I've heard a lot, a lot about them.

[Drew]

This episode is going to be demonetized because literally less than 10 seconds in, I'm talking about, like, how bad I want to smoke. Like, that's on me, though.

[Inya]

Is that a problem?

[Drew]

I don't know. Or is. Or is it cursing?

[Inya]

I think it's cursed.

[Josie]

I think it's just cursing.

[Drew]

Hey, don't try your best not to curse, Seriously.

[Inya]

But anyways, I saw Zins, and I was like, you know, like, I'm curious. Like, I know a lot of people that do them and, like, swear by them, and I'm like, oh, like, I want to try them. Like, let me just find out another method to put nicotine in my bloodstream. Like, the attic part of my brain, like, wins again. And so I went there and I picked them up and I bought the mint flavor and I tried them. And honestly, like, I felt very nauseous, and I had the worst headache of my entire life. And it's just, like, kind of not a vibe at all, but, like, it's kind of lit. Well, Inya grabbed one, and she did it for half a second and then spit it out because she felt the same way. But she threw it onto her sandwich wrapper in my car. And then when we got home, I just, like, wrapped the sandwich up and she brought it in, and it was just, like, sitting on the table, so I put it in the refrigerator. Well, she took the sandwich back out and literally took a bite and ate.

[Drew]

One of the worst is, like, Drew, when we got home, you put it in the fridge, and so, like, it, like, kind of, like, like, dehydrated with the spit and became, like, this string. And it was a turkey sandwich with, like, white cheese on it. So I thought it was a piece of turkey or cheese. And when I unwrapped the sandwich, a bunch of turkey and cheese had fallen out. So I scooped it up with my finger and, like, literally toss it in my mouth and chopped into it and immediately got the worst burning sensation on the right side of my mouth. My throat.

[Inya]

Spicy.

[Drew]

I was like, oh, my God. What is in here? And then I spit it out, and I tasted the m. And I was like, oh, my God, dude, I just ate half a zen.

[Josie]

Did you get up?

[Drew]

I mean, I. It wrap. Ramped up my fever, and I was sick for the next, like, two days.

[Inya]

Yeah. And you had sun poisoning, y' all. Literally.

[Drew]

I think it was a mix of sun poisoning. I started my period, and I had a fever. What? Oh, my God. You, like, almost barked, though. That was a crazy reaction. So, yeah, God was punishing me. I think I got food poisoning partially off of what I ate on the plane. Like, I had a midnight.

[Inya]

Didn't your sister get food poisoning from something y' all ate together?

[Drew]

Yeah, but she got it. Like, there's no way I got delayed food poisoning. The, like, it's literally.

[Josie]

You get the food poisoning on the plane?

[Drew]

No. Does it happen that fast?

[Josie]

I can. I.

[Drew]

It can, but it's a mystery. But it probably was just sun poisoning because I had a fever, I had chills, I had a headache, I had nausea. But the scary part is my, like, I didn't get sun poisoning in a way of, like, blisters and, like, crazy. Like, I did get burned, but none of my skin has peeled, which is actually my nightmare, because now I have the weirdest sun body ever, like, in my life, because I only got burned on, like, the back of my arm, the back of my shoulder, and my hip, and then right here. So it's not even, like, a full side of my body is tanner. It's literally I have, like, a really dark spot here, a really dark spot here that has a thumbprint because I was laying on my side talking to my family like this. So it's like a thumbprint, and then it's, like, goes into a sharp bikini line, and it literally looks like I got weird airbrush that has it come off. Like, I hate.

[Inya]

You got, like, what is it that means you can back in there for. And you want it to be like, if you can't figure that. If you want, like, and you can be suntan.

[Drew]

Stop it. What was that? Like, it's right there.

[Inya]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

Also, Drew does this thing. I pointed out that that wasn't you doing it but you do this thing where sometimes if he gets really tired, it usually happens later at night or after the day. And it's always with Josie because he wants to. Like, when you, me and Josie hang out, we have, like, joke competition, basically, and it's just us trying to see who can say something funny that will become the thing we repeat all day.

[Inya]

For the next four months.

[Drew]

Yeah. And Drew. I wish I remembered the sentence, but Drew was talking to us, and then at the end of the sentence, just gave up. But Drew does this thing. Instead of just stopping the sentence, he just goes.

[Inya]

I just, like, mumble it off.

[Drew]

Because he just, like, mumbles off. And you do it a lot with jokes. Like, if you start a joke that as it's starting, you.

[Inya]

You realize it's going to be funny.

[Drew]

You just like. And that's what I was.

[Inya]

I just don't finish it because it's not worth, like, the finish. But it's something I do unintentionally. But that made me think of something. What did you just say?

[Drew]

I just. I said what I said.

[Inya]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

I said that we just have joke competition all day. Like, all we want to do is say things that we will repeat forever.

[Inya]

Whatever. I can't remember what I was going to add to that, but. But what I really came here to talk about today is jojo Siwa. And it's not going to be the take that you think it's going to.

[Drew]

I know you're going to be nice.

[Inya]

I support JoJo Siwa with my whole heart and soul. I think what she's doing is fudgeing hilarious. And, like, even if it is unintentional and she is just actually crazy and delusional, I'm like, girl, I'm getting a goof and a gab. Like, this is actually, like, funny to me.

[Drew]

Yeah. I mean, she has us locked in every day. I'm checking. I'm like, where's this?

[Inya]

Look at how many views the views to, like, ratio on her Tik Tok account is all you need to know that she is an entertainer and what she is doing is entertainment. And she is eating down now. I did hear the song. She's been teasing. I was a bad girl, but that does not change my feelings. Do you know what I mean? Like, it really doesn't.

[Drew]

You don't like with the song, but you're like, honestly, you go and entertain.

[Inya]

Exactly. That is someone that I want on this podcast.

[Drew]

That is someone I want to get a new costume designer more than anything in my God.

[Inya]

Makeup artist, life Makeup artist, costume designer, please.

[Drew]

Just because that's my thing. And like, again, I'm not going to sit here and like, give a whole rundown of like the creatives. Like, I think that is just her vibe. And I've come to a point in my life at my big ass age that I understand I need to stop being like that shit's ugly. Because everything is subjective. Some people, that's just their vibe. And if their vibe is ugly, their vibe is ugly.

[Inya]

A lot of things is objectively ugly.

[Drew]

But that's. But what I'm saying is, like, some people like ugly. And if ugly is their pretty, ugly is the new pretty. Like, oh, okay, getting ugly.

[Inya]

And that's okay.

[Drew]

It's like ugly. But I know that's your thing, so it's amazing. So it's hideous.

[Inya]

Actually.

[Drew]

I just want her to get a new costume designer and like a new makeup artist. And then I unironically. I unironically think if she tweaked those two things, she could find her footing. Like, yeah, the song will be played in H and M. Do not fret. Like, if you change that costume, it will be played in H and M.

[Inya]

Did you hear the song? She, like, released a teaser video.

[Drew]

I saw a girl who guessed the way it would sound and like, the girl was like, karma stupid.

[Inya]

She quoted it and shit. Like, really revealed the full song. And it's crazy. Okay, the one thing that is not jojo Siwa. I don't know who the is singing that song, but it is not JoJo2. I actually like.

[Drew]

No, you were gonna say you like the song.

[Inya]

I don't. I don't hate the song. I. I don't like the song.

[Drew]

Worst thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Inya]

I don't like the song, but I don't hate the song. Song.

[Drew]

Oh, just wait till that earworm gets you. Next thing you know, you're listening to Don't.

[Inya]

See, that's what I was gonna say is like, it's giving earworm. Like, I hear it like three or four more times in a Tick Tock video and I'm like, like, it's not that bad.

[Drew]

Okay, but you also like, I love Everything's amazing. Yeah, it is. I was gonna make fun of you for it, but it actually is beautiful. You will. I can find the beauty everything.

[Inya]

I can find the beauty and everything.

[Drew]

I'm more like I'm. I do the thing that's. I feel like I'm trying to be nice, but it somehow is almost Worse where I'm just like, I don't like it. But like, I could see why somebody would like that.

[Inya]

Yeah. You had to be really weird and stupid.

[Drew]

You would have to be actually, like, deaf, dumb and stupid. But, like, never forget me getting called deaf, dumb and stupid by a high school counselor on the phone. And the guy was on the phone with my dad, and then my dad came to school and beat him up.

[Inya]

Classic. Classic.

[Drew]

And you don't. With a humanzord.

[Inya]

Exactly.

[Drew]

Don't say your name like that. And I'm gonna say, shut up.

[Inya]

Suck my ball. No, but my ability to like everything comes from a deep, deep seated fear of karma. I am like, I am so scared for you. I know. That's like the tea is. I heard karma in that song. And I was like, wait, I don't.

[Drew]

I just met thing.

[Inya]

But okay, that's all I had to say about judge of Seal. What do you want to talk about now?

[Drew]

I'm going to talk about the story. Actually, I forgot what the story was. Oh, the bus driver. I saw somebody comment was like, damn. I actually wanted to hear the bus driver story that I almost said last week about the bus driver who hit me.

[Inya]

Wait, what?

[Drew]

Last week? Or maybe it was two weeks ago. It's when you brought up the twin thing again. Right when I was about to say a story about a bus driver.

[Inya]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

And you were like, no, I'm not gonna say my story. And then we just moved on. And nobody said their story. But when I was in, like, kindergarten. Kindergarten. I had. I would take the bus home. Not to. I would take it home and I would take it alone.

[Inya]

Broke, no money.

[Drew]

Did you never take the bus?

[Inya]

No, I took the bus home. Yeah, it was a vibe. It was a vibe.

[Drew]

The big cheese bus. Cheesy bus. Actually, we. I did get big fun up. They'd be like, not you getting on the cheese bus. One time the cheeseburgers broke down and they shoved all of us into a minivan. And like, you know the wheel cap that's like, in the van. Me and my friend sat on it and we played with airheads. And we were like, making the airhead shorter. And I'll never forget that. But that same friend went on to call me, like, a bunch of rude names because he had a crush on me. And then once we went to middle school, I like distance from him. And he thought I was a bitch, but he was weird, for sure. Anyway, I would get on the bus and this bus driver was a fucking bitch. I feel like every Bus driver was a bitch. And like, honestly, not even in a mean way. You deserve to be a. Because if I had a car, even having a car full of y' all sometimes pisses me off. Having a car full of a bunch of children who are mine would piss me off, cuz they're annoying. But there were a bunch of rules. You weren't allowed to talk, you weren't allowed to eat. She separated all the kids all the time. So my bus didn't have, like, it wasn't full. Like, there didn't need to be two kids per row. It was a small enough amount of kids that she could put one kid in one seat. Skip a seat. Put a kid in that seat, skip a seat. So we were all fudgeing separated like we were going to jail. And we weren't allowed to talk. So it had to be like a 30 to 40 minute bus ride of dead fucking silence. Because she didn't want you to talk. She wouldn't play the radio. That was already a problem. Because you're fudgeing. Terrifying. You weren't allowed to eat snacks. Okay? That's where the problem comes in. Because after school, I'd be hungry as fuck. And I would buy hot chips from the vendors after school. Because at my school on Wednesdays, they would sell Papa John's pizza. Hot chips like pickled eggs. It was a fudgeing buy.

[Inya]

There's a new Papa John stuffed crust calzone pizza.

[Drew]

Why do you know about fast food releases so often? Like, oh my God, did you hear about, like, Wendy's New Deal, the Biggie bag? Like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Inya]

Like, no, The Biggie bag is literally fudgeing crazy. It's like $5 and you get a burger and six nuggets and a shake. Like, it's crazy. It's foggy crazy. No, I keep up because I like, watch the seminars, like the release seminars of like, fast food places.

[Drew]

I don't even know they all did that.

[Inya]

Yeah, not all of them do it, but they like, will like release it or have like a video that comes out or like release a flyer with all the new shit or a PDF. It's like, you got to be tapped in. Like I am.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's like a weird thing to be tapped into. Anyways, so I would. All the kids would do it too. Like, I had this little, like, thing that I would. I would like, put my book bag on the seat and like, take a chip at a time and like, be looking out the window. Like, also, she's driving, so I Don't know how the she's seeing me. I'm not being loud.

[Inya]

Like, I. I was just going to say, like, they always see.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Inya]

Even if they, even if they act like they don't see, they always see.

[Drew]

So that was the start of it. And like, she came up to me and she looked down and she was like, you're eating. And I was like, no, I'm not. And she ripped open my book bag, saw it, and like, launched her hit.

[Inya]

Was the bus pulled over?

[Drew]

Yeah, she like, pulled over the bus. It was after a kid got dropped off. So in front of a random child's house, she comes to the back, she sees it, and she smacks the out of my thigh.

[Josie]

Physically hit you?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Josie]

I thought that you meant a bus hit you this whole time. I was waiting for the most insane twist.

[Drew]

No, but my mom did get hit by a bus when she was 14 in Honduras.

[Inya]

My aunt got hit by a bus. Run over, actually. And then a girl from my school got run over by a bus. And like, she was like, literally paralyzed for like a year. But she's fine. Spine now up her whole spine.

[Drew]

She gets a Sue.

[Inya]

I actually don't know if she sued or not. I'm. I bet she settled with addition because.

[Drew]

I think about this all the time and I'm like, at that time, we could have sued. We were in a position for reasons I can't say to sue. And I don't know why we didn't, but whatever. Also, I was like, I. We could have sued the Peter Pan peanut butter because when they had a recall, I got sick as from it because that's all I used to eat.

[Inya]

Till to this day, I am horrified of Skippy Peanut Butter because of that damn recall. Like, Skippy Peanut butter is on my do not eat list and I will never eat it again.

[Drew]

I got the worst food poisoning ever. Anyway, so she hit me once and then I went home and I told my parents. Actually, before she hit me though, the thing that got her in trouble and like, her hitting me was the second problem because she hit me that time and then getting off the bus, she grabbed me and she was like, you don't eat on my bus.

[Inya]

And why did she fucking hate you?

[Drew]

Hated me. And this wasn't the first offense she had against me because one time it's illegal to like, drop a kid off at their house and not wait for them to get in. That's why buses wait there, because they legally have to wait till the child enters the building. And I didn't Live in the best neighborhood ever. Why did this. Drop me off at school. She literally, she was like, get off. It's your talk. Like, stop. I got off and I go sit on the. The front porch. I was in kindergarten. I didn't have a phone. There was no way to contact anybody. I went and I was sitting on the front porch for so long. I was sitting there for like two hours. And then my godparents used to live across the street. And my God dad got back and he was like. My nickname was Bones. And he was like, bones. And I was like. And I just started talking. I was like, I've been here for so long. And then.

[Inya]

That's character growth.

[Drew]

Yeah. It actually was so funny and I don't think it affected me at all. It's like literally so funny that she smacked.

[Inya]

It's crazy that you fudgeing. Remember that though. Like that was like literally a decade and a half.

[Drew]

No, I have like, I'm not kidding. It actually scares me how vivid of memories I have. I remember everything. So never cross my path. You. Cuz I will remember that shit. And I might not bring it up, but when you turn around after being A to me, I will remember and I will turn and tell my girls and I might not even tell them that day. I might wait a few months till one of them comes to me was like, oh, you can't believe who was a to me. I'm like, you can't believe who was to me four months and three hours ago.

[Inya]

Four months and three hours. No, my memory from childhood has been completely erased. I was thinking about that like the other day. Like I literally don't remember anything and it was kind of scaring me. I was like, oh my God. Like I don't even remember who I am. Like I don't. Like I remember like fragments and like stories people told me. And then I. Fragment, fragment, fragment, Bullet fragments. But I don't actually remember things. Like I remember stories that I was told and then they become memories, but I don't actually remember them. I only remember like traumatic things that happened.

[Josie]

What age is the cutoff?

[Inya]

Like I can remember like little tiny things. Like. But again, they're stories told to me. Like I don't, like I literally couldn't tell you anything that happened like after. Before the age of like 12. Like I don't, I don't remember anything.

[Josie]

So like two years ago.

[Inya]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well like six years ago.

[Josie]

Six years, my bad.

[Drew]

18. Yeah, well, I need to take an Adderall one day and just Write down every memory. Because I actually do have a fear of, like, forgetting everything. But it makes sense that you remember, like, traumatic events more than other, because as a human, you are remembering the things that scared you or hurt you. Because you have to have reactionary, like, memories for the future. Like, that's why you are less likely to remember. No, I got that from Fiona Apple.

[Inya]

I was gonna say bring that up. No, Fiona Apple did eat.

[Drew]

She taught me that. And I was like, no. But I almost always know that. But I can't say what I was told as a child as to why I remember that, because that's my fucking business, so stop asking me. But, yeah, I remember a lot of things. A lot of things. I remember coming back from Burger King when they had the wizard of Oz toy, or I think it was BURGER KING Or McDonald's, like, I don't fucking remember. And they had the wizard of Oz toy. So I had a Dorothy toy. And I got back home and I was sitting by the front door. I think I already told this on this podcast, actually. I was sitting by the front door cutting her hair and playing with her. And I was bored as fuck. I was like, you know, I'm going to call the police.

[Inya]

It's got a couch.

[Drew]

Like, I love that. Every kid just goes like, I'm bored. I'm going to call the police.

[Inya]

It's taboo. Like. Like, I'm. I'm told I can't do it, so I, like, want to fucking do it. Because I had the same moment. I, like, remember calling the police. Then, like, leaving it on and running and hiding under the bed until they got there. And my parents were pissed. Like, they spanked the shit out of me.

[Drew]

My mom was chill as fuck, and she knew it was me because at the time, if I was like, six when that happened, my sister had to have been, like, three. So it wasn't her. My brother was fudgeing asleep in the other room. I was the only. I was the only soul awake. I think my mom was also taking a nap. And I was just sitting there by the front door, and I was, like, cutting out. I was like, like, I want to call it police. And I remember, like. I remember the layout of the house so well that I was like. We had this couch by the front door that left a little gap. So, like, if you came in, you could squeeze past and go to, like, the, like, front, like, sitting area. And I was sitting between that and the front, like, door area with my feet up. And I distinctly remember sitting there and then just Getting up and I, I just like turned, walked like a few feet to the phone, like the home phone, and just grabbed it and clicked it, put it to my ear. Heard someone be like, your emergency, like Miami, like the police department, what's your emergency? I go and just slammed it back down and went. And I went back to that spot too. And I just sat there and I waited and I waited for them. I was like, let's see if y' all.

[Inya]

You were going to tell them off.

[Drew]

Yeah, like, and why the fuck are you at my house? I never.

[Inya]

You're. Wait, you were wasting resources very young.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's my vibe. Like, I learned from a young age. It's like, waste, waste, waste. Use, use, use, Landfill, landfill, landfill.

[Inya]

That just reminds me, I've probably told it 17 times on this podcast, but when my parents had like the DirecTV guy at the house and my. I vivid. Me and Madeline both share this memory of us hearing our mom say sing the JN Silent Bob song. Because it was playing on the TV and they were like, oh, they are like three year old twins, like, know the lyrics to the J and Silent Bob song. Because like, my older brothers loved that movie and watched the shit out of that movie. And I remember standing there, me and Madeline, at the end of my mom's bed, just saying, singing the song. And it's like really naughty. Like no 3 year old should be saying that shit. And then I remember my mom, like the, the DirecTV guy was mortified. He did not think it was funny at all. And then my mom got pissed at us and like, we got in trouble after they told us to sing the song.

[Drew]

You know, I'm gonna play our version of that was Tenacious D. Like, my mom would play the Tenacious D soundtrack in the car with us all the time and she let us sing the fuck out of there. But then we had majority, like kids like naughty songs.

[Inya]

Was this is the song.

[Drew]

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Inya]

Noise, noise, noise. Smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers, drinking beers, beers, beers.

[Drew]

Oh, let me get a nickel bag. That's awesome.

[Inya]

But basically there's this one part where they're like, fuck it, you. And we would sing along to it. We can bleep that so we don't get demonetized or whatever now.

[Drew]

But no, now you can curse. We're past that. We're past that.

[Inya]

The threshold.

[Drew]

Yeah, we had like, I think Tenacious D was it for us. But I don't remember any of the songs vividly. But what I do remember is I think it's like. What is it? It's like Zack and Brack and Daxter, like the late night show. It's like an old Adult Swim show that wasn't that profane or. I don't know if they had a kids version, period.

[Inya]

Profane. I like that word.

[Drew]

Is that a word or.

[Inya]

No? I like that word. I'm going to start using is a word.

[Drew]

Okay, wait, I need to find the song. Oh, this? It's Bracken. We had this on cd and I would sing all the.

[Inya]

This is the scariest I've ever seen in my life.

[Drew]

I love this. I love beans.

[Inya]

I love beans. This is so. What is that one dude that we, like, included him in our tour promo, like, first. What's his.

[Drew]

Jack Stauber.

[Inya]

This is Jack Stauber's, like, greatest inspiration.

[Drew]

No, literally, they were so lit. Like, they had a bunch. They had one about mashed potatoes. My mom was such a, like, trooper because we had this whole thing on CD and she would listen to this in the car.

[Inya]

Dude, it's crazy what happens to, like, parents brains because, like, even it's happening to me a little bit. Like, Madeline and Steven played the Imogen Heap happy song. That's like, apparently, like, made for babies brains. Like you can. A baby can be screaming and crying and you put this Imogen Heap happy song. It's literally, like, scientifically developed. Like, it's her and scientists develop this song and it will stop the baby from crying immediately. It's unbelievable. It's like an actual cheat code. Well, they played it. I'm not exaggerating. On our road trip to Missouri, like 400 times in a row and like, one. That song is fucking good. So I don't care. But to like. I just tuned it out. Like, it's crazy how good parents are tuning out shit.

[Drew]

Yeah. But my mom was also crazy because she would play that and only any CDs, so.

[Inya]

But any is a vibe.

[Drew]

I know. But to name me and you and be like. And you know what you're going to listen to? You know, we're going to believe.

[Inya]

Or a no Go flow on repeat 300 times. That is my favorite bit. Don't ever get into a fucking car with me because I will put Orinoco Flow on and play it for 2 seconds and then restart it. Play it for 15 seconds, then restart it. Play it for 5 seconds and restart it. It's horrible. And the intro to that song is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. Especially after it's like, yeah, I think that's after the 35th time. Like, oh, it gets so good. Okay, so something I rediscovered this week is the Will Smith Chris Rock slap, y' all. Okay. That is something that we like, grazed over and kind of just let slide as a society. That is like, it's really fudgeing crazy.

[Drew]

No, it's like, extremely. Like, when's the last time you watched it?

[Josie]

I think when it was.

[Drew]

I was with you, you were here and we watched it live.

[Inya]

It's.

[Josie]

I remember, like, blacking out for a second.

[Inya]

It is the most jarring thing I've ever seen on television. And like, rewatching it, like, it's almost hard for me to watch because, like, how he went from like, laughing at the joke to like, literally two seconds later walking up on stage and like.

[Drew]

People who just found out about the.

[Inya]

Will SM math, like, gnarliest slap I've ever seen.

[Josie]

Well, the weirdest thing was it seemed like it was a joke.

[Inya]

Yeah, exactly. Everyone was like, are we supposed to laugh? Cuz this is like, funny. But I don't know.

[Drew]

I'm trying to find the picture of us all sitting on the couch. What year was that?

[Inya]

2021, I think so 22 maybe. I don't know.

[Drew]

I can find it. I have a picture of all of us sitting on the couch. Like, all of y' all sitting, reacting to it, like, staring at the TV after.

[Inya]

Yeah, it's. It was crazy re watching it because I. I remember it being like, pretty intense, but like, it is. The uncensored version is crazy.

[Drew]

It's like, hard to watch. And I remember even being like, ah, who gives a?

[Inya]

Yeah, literally, who cares?

[Drew]

Two men fighting. Classic. I don't give a. That's funny. But re watching it. It is so stark and scary. Also, like, you can almost see Chris Rock's like, face kind of like, swell up a little bit and like, his mouth is like a little twisted from being smacked so hard. And it's so insane that that gets impressive.

[Josie]

Like, if I got slapped on national television, he recovered because he just like goes right back to making a joke about it.

[Drew]

But it kind of is sad because you could see him like, trying to recover and like, he was in the worst, like, the hardest position an entertainer can be put in is where like the, the like, what is it? The blanket of disbelief or the like, veil of disbelief? Suspension of just the suspension of belief, like, fully shattered in that because the audience was at a loss for words because they couldn't tell if it was real or not. And then he also was kind of like. Like, he genuinely got his fucking marble shook, bitch. He got slapped so hard, he had to, like, come to. I'm shocked he didn't have a concussion. I would have lied and said I had a concussion and sued him. Why did he sue him?

[Inya]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so my social battery has been at an all time low. Like, I literally hate hanging out with people. It's like, not my fucking vibe right now. It's like, not that deep. Like, don't hate me. I don't hate you. Like, it's not that deep.

[Drew]

But hanging out, he's like, here's all the people who texted me and I fucking hate.

[Inya]

Yeah, Hanging out with India and Orion at the same time is so great for me. It is literally the most. Like, hanging out in a trio is like, potentially the greatest thing that's ever happened to me because Inya and the other person can just talk the whole time and then I can just sit and like, rot on my phone and like, chime in every once in a while. And it's like I get like, my socialization for the day, but also, like, I don't have to speak at all. And, like, it's such a vibe.

[Drew]

That's why you like Josie here so much. Because me and him and I can.

[Inya]

Just retire to my bedroom.

[Drew]

Feels like he's fully just like a part of something.

[Inya]

Yeah, it's. It's really is a vibe to not participate in the conversation at all.

[Drew]

That's okay. I'm back, guys. I am fudgeing back. I don't want to say it last week because I didn't want to jinx it, but the birds are fucking chirp.

[Inya]

Listen to the birds.

[Drew]

I get up and I dance. I literally am back to it. Like, for a while I wasn't getting up and being like, hey, Siri, play this song. And that is a sign that I'm down bad. Because if you don't know, it's so annoying to, like, say this ritual out loud because it makes it seem like I'm like, I swear I'm something, but it actually is. Something is wrong with me. And I wake up and I immediately need to hear noise so I don't get lost in my thoughts. But I wake up and I say, in your apple music library, you can ask me to play a radio station.

[Inya]

Shut the up, Siri. She's a stupid witch.

[Drew]

Like, damn, rotten hell, you're right. I'm saying I hate apple and I hope they die.

[Inya]

Yeah, Siri is rotten. She's Rotten inside and out.

[Drew]

Oh, yeah. But I wake up and I say hey. Because I don't want to say her name now because she's listening. I say, hey, play Don't Want To Break Up Again by Ariana Grande and I dance around my room.

[Inya]

Okay.

[Drew]

And then I give myself a headache because I'm at my big age. Jumping up and dancing around is getting hard.

[Inya]

The first listen through of that album, it was giving mid. Like, I was like, yeah.

[Drew]

I was like, I don't care.

[Inya]

This shit sucks balls. I'm sorry, Ariana.

[Drew]

We lost her.

[Inya]

We lost you. But there's a few good songs on there.

[Josie]

I haven't heard it yet. Does she mention spongebob in it?

[Inya]

Wait, open that drawer behind you and pull out Spinach Bob.

[Drew]

It's Spinach Bob in there.

[Josie]

Spinach Bob. Oh.

[Inya]

We have Spinach Bob here.

[Drew]

That's like only a joke that we made to, like, Josiah.

[Inya]

So stupid. Where did you get it, Josiah or. No, Lucas got it for me for Christmas. That was like my Christmas.

[Josie]

Is that canon or is that just like a.

[Inya]

Like, it's like as literally like as.

[Drew]

They didn't even change the color of his nose. Like, now he kind of looks more like an Elmo.

[Inya]

But it's. You can put your phone in here. It's actually really useful. I love it.

[Drew]

We have the link to it on TikTok.

[Inya]

Yes, but it's so funny you brought that up because I have something screenshotted that I need to know Yalls answers for. Okay. Literally, which one would you choose? And I need the we waiting room background music playing in the background as we decide which one you're going to.

[Drew]

Okay? So the problem with this is I was already sent this by a friend and I said I would pick Perk Overdose.

[Inya]

Okay.

[Drew]

Okay, so that's my final answer and I'm sticking with it because any of these. Oh, my God. I don't like.

[Inya]

Oh my God.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. I would purposefully get on a Boeing 737 that I know already has a faulty part, and I would get right next to the exit window and I would jump out because.

[Inya]

Wow. Wow, wow.

[Drew]

Oh, wow.

[Inya]

What's crazy is how much face Tune menus that we're not talking about.

[Drew]

Huh? How much face tuned menu?

[Inya]

All of those men like, oh, how much face tune.

[Drew]

I thought you said I like the way he said it. Like you said menus too close, so it sounded like you're saying menus like a recipe. He said it's crazy. How many FaceTime.

[Josie]

Which would you Choose?

[Inya]

Yeah, you have to choose one for.

[Josie]

A life partner to bang or like life partner probably Travis Kelce. Cuz I mean I feel like all.

[Drew]

Of them terrify me but also like all of them terrify me but we all know this, men in general terrify me. There's something like I was introduced to an. Like I was hanging out with friends yesterday and they introduced me to like another man but we had to go into his house and I never wanted to leave somewhere so fast cuz I was like, I don't know this man. I don't want to be in like in behind concrete with him. Like I, we need to be outside. Like I feel like I'm being trapped and I'm going to be thrown into a room. Like I don't want to talk to you. I'm so sorry. You could be the nicest person ever. But if you are a man, specifically too, if you are a man above like 28 and I don't know you and you're straight, I, I literally, I have nothing there. There is nothing there. Like unless you have a long term committed woman in your life who I just so happen to be friends. Actually that's even more reason for you not to exist because I met that girl without you and she's way better without you.

[Inya]

Sorry. Oh my God.

[Drew]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just, I don't.

[Inya]

So Kai, you have, there's no need.

[Drew]

No, we've known Kai for long enough. We met you before you were 28 and our first conversation was you wanted to kill yourself. I wanted to kill myself. He wanted to kill his son. That is a crazy vibe. We were all like, wait, there's a, there's a good vibe going here.

[Inya]

He gets it.

[Josie]

Drug addicts.

[Drew]

You know what it is too is because I've realized as we've gotten older, like I have a friend who moved here.

[Inya]

No, you literally no one's ever moved here. Duh.

[Drew]

Me saying the friend like it's a secret. I have a friend who moved here, but Sabrina the other day in the car with me, she just goes, you know, I've never met a friend group that like every single person struggles with anxiety or depression. I've never met that in my life. And in my head I was like, that's literally not true. That makes no sense. Every friend group has it. But the more I start talking to, the more I'm like, oh, you might be normal. Like you you might be normal and I might not be normal. Because in my head I am realizing this as self aware as I am. I have this weird thing where I meet somebody, especially if it's in our like, like community circle, that I assume we have this. Not only do we have the same beliefs, like morally about music, about art, whatever, but we all had the same brain chemistry for some reason. And I think I only had that delusion because all of us in our main friend group, other than like a given, like, to me is Zamar. I feel like Zamar is like pretty, like, well, like chemistry balance.

[Josie]

Yeah.

[Drew]

That's like the only person in our friend group who I know like that. And everybody else, like has their issues, like has their struggles mentally. So I just assume, yeah, everybody's going through it. But then I just recently have been like catching up with people since I've been out of town so long having lunch with them and then like saying my dark. That to me isn't dark. I'm like, this is like the usual. And I can see in their face.

[Josie]

That they're like, dude, I just had the same realization because I got on this medication that actually has helped with anxiety and like two months have gone by and I'm just like, oh shit. I feel like I got red pilled. And I'm like, oh, that's why people react to things that they're not insane.

[Drew]

No, literally, I'm just, oh, wow. It's such.

[Inya]

I feel like I'm the most normal person.

[Drew]

And you just said that your favorite part about hanging out with people is that you don't have to.

[Josie]

Do you download the KFC PDFs every quarter?

[Inya]

It's crazy. I have like a whole folder on my phone of all of the fast food.

[Drew]

We're going to find out that Drew has a whole separate email just destined to all his favorite fast food chain so they can email him about new products.

[Inya]

I love fast food. I think it's better than sliced bread. The best thing that happens in sliced bread is fast food.

[Drew]

I. I will say I hate when a. It's like that thing is like Little Caesars are so good when you don't have A in your ear.

[Inya]

Those little Caesar, like little stuffers or whatever the they're called. The puff are so good, y' all. They're so good. The hype is actually real. What this?

[Drew]

Like, why do we have only this light on? Like, I feel like it's like something about this is very odd.

[Inya]

We're glowing.

[Drew]

But I hate when A is like, oh, My God, fast food is, like, so bad for you. But then they go and get basically the same from a restaurant. Like, you're going and getting, like, a chicken sandwich from my leaf from Great White. Anyway, you're still having a chicken sandwich, except mine only took 10 minutes to get here.

[Josie]

And you're like, restaurant food is so bad for. I'm pretty sure I eat it. I'm like, no, this is bad. I know this is bad for you.

[Drew]

Not normal.

[Inya]

No, literally, it's like Accutane dyes your bones neon. I literally have that written down to talk about. There's no way.

[Drew]

I feel like I don't.

[Inya]

Yes, dude. People like, their bones, like, turn neon when they take Accutane. Like, and I remember when I was younger, I wanted to be on Accutane so fucking bad. Not because I had bad acne, but because I literally was like. I want to say I was on Accutane. Like, what?

[Josie]

Have the trauma.

[Drew]

We are.

[Inya]

Yeah, I know. It, like, causes really gnarly issues with people's brain chemistry. So if you're on Accutane, it'll get better, babe. Like, I don't know. Like, what? Like, I'm being brutally honest with you, and, like, I'm just getting shut fucking down constantly.

[Drew]

You're weird as fog. I'm really trying to find, like, us reacting to Chris Rock.

[Inya]

Chris Rock. What the fudge is wrong with us? We're level three, brain rot.

[Drew]

I feel like my brain is, like, pretty useful, though. I literally read two books in a week. Hello.

[Inya]

She's brought this up. This is the eighth time because I'm.

[Drew]

Actually so proud of it. But that is because I was so sad.

[Josie]

That's a huge accomplishment.

[Drew]

And now. Now that I'm, like, not as sad as I was two weeks ago, that's never happening again. Yeah, like, books are for sad people. Like, let's be honest, the most I read is when I'm sad as. And my phone isn't giving me dopamine, so I have to light my bedside candle and just sit there and read so I can disappear and then fall asleep faster. And when I'm happy, I'll use my phone for 18 hours. Actually, my screen time has gone way down in the past week, so.

[Inya]

Period.

[Drew]

No more. No more 20 hours for me.

[Inya]

You ate. Well, that sounded sarcastic, but you did eat.

[Drew]

It doesn't feel. I actually feel like I'm starving now. I didn't find that picture, but I found this.

[Inya]

Someone made a shrine of me in their bathroom at school.

[Drew]

Oh, I saw that.

[Inya]

It Happened, like, months ago, and I can't find the video right now, but literally one of the craziest shit things I've ever seen. Like, you're damaged, but I love you. Where is it? Oh, is this it? No, that's just my school.

[Drew]

Is that in, like, where in America? That's what freaks me out. Some of y' all are in parts of America that I don't know exists, and there's. It's so big here. Like, I hate that. Like, some of y' all are in places that I will never even get close to. That freaks me out. There's so many of us.

[Inya]

I mean, we're literally going to Nebraska in, like, Omaha today.

[Drew]

Lincoln, Nebraska.

[Inya]

We're going to Lincoln, Nebraska, in literally 48 hours.

[Drew]

American Airlines is so country. Because I got an email that was like, get ready for your big trip to Lincoln. I was like, girl, you know damn well nobody is fucking excited to go to Lincoln, Nebraska.

[Inya]

I'm excited to go to Lincoln, Nebraska.

[Drew]

I just hate that it's cold. Like, I thought about how it.

[Inya]

Is it cold?

[Drew]

It's. It's, like, colder than, like, now we're getting the good weather here, and that's what's pissing me off, is because I have to go do that other trip to the cold place for, like, a week and a half, and it just got good here.

[Inya]

The cold.

[Drew]

The cold place.

[Inya]

Yeah. Lincoln, Nebraska, is gonna be movie.

[Drew]

What's up is I actually do. My favorite part about the college shows, obviously, is the show itself, because I love seeing your faces. My favorite part. No, I actually do love it. It is fun. But my favorite part is it getting to be back in a hotel room with Drew, which is where our friendship started. Like, that's where we first started getting close. So we literally always get to the hotel, we order some shitty food. We get a bunch of snacks. I get high as. And then we sit around and kick our feet and giggle.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

For, like. And we're getting there early so we can start our sleigh early. Because we're not going out.

[Inya]

No, we never go out. But I'll never forget, like, one of the, like, first memories I have being together in a hotel room is like, us playing with your tampons and pads and, like, throwing them at the bathroom window.

[Drew]

Because we. One of our first times, like, hanging out, just us, was. It was on press play. We were in Colorado, and our scary manager gave us edibles. And I had never gotten high before. Like, I had never gotten high.

[Inya]

We were minors.

[Drew]

Yeah, we were minors. I had never gotten high before. I'd never smoked, never done anything. Like, I was barely starting to drink, which is such a funny thing to say about, like, a 17 year old. I was like, I was barely even.

[Inya]

Drinking at the time, but we barely even doing Percocets.

[Drew]

Yeah, I was. He was. He was barely giving me any painkillers at that time. But we took edibles and we got high. And I have videos of Drew. Like, we both got high and Drew kept being like, where am I? Where am I? And, like, just, like, jokingly being, like.

[Inya]

Inside my head.

[Drew]

Wasn'T a joke. Like, I feel like part of it was you being real because it scares you. I have a video of Drew girl about to find it because it's somewhere deep in one of my phones. But it's a beat. Like, I'm in my head. I'm in my head.

[Inya]

Wait, we have to put that in here?

[Drew]

Yeah. And I have videos of you throwing the tampons and pads at the window.

[Inya]

And then there was like, a heat lamp in the bathroom. And in just, like, literally thought she was being cooked alive. Like, she was so scared.

[Drew]

I think I've said that, but I'm going to say anyway, in case nobody knows it. But I went back to my room, and it was Colorado, so it was very cold. I'm from Miami. I didn't. I never even thought. I never could have imagined the technological advance.

[Inya]

A red light bulb.

[Drew]

A light bulb that heats up, like, on purpose. So I was in the bathroom about to shower, brushing my teeth, and I felt myself burning. I was like, oh, my God, the weed is making me burn. Like, it's burning my skin. My flesh is burning. And I got in the shower thinking, like, oh, like, it'll cool me down. But there was a bigger heat lamp in the shower, and I was literally burning alive. And I was so scared and high that I got out of the shower covered in soap and fudgeing, like, stopped and dropped and rolled in my bed.

[Inya]

Went to sleep, writhing around in your bed?

[Drew]

And that I was dying. Then I woke up the next morning and I'd sit in the bathroom. I was like, oh, my God, it's the light bulb that's hot. And I didn't even tell you that for, like, years.

[Inya]

It was years after. And that was in my, like, letting it crust over art where I wouldn't wipe my ass for, like, months at a time. And it would just, like, flake off in the bed like a perfect little ring.

[Josie]

Like a reptile.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

That is so gross.

[Inya]

Y' all didn't do that. You know, a girl's genuinely bad when she has you wipe in your ass.

[Drew]

You're so stupid. That's very.

[Inya]

Changing your underwear every day.

[Drew]

You letting it crust over Zonika burgers. Somebody was like, their fascination with Coco Montrese will, like, never fail to amaze me. Y' all. You know her.

[Inya]

You gotta look into Coco Montrese. Like, there's specifically one moment that changed. Literally. I'm not exaggerating. Change the trajectory of our lives and I will die on that hill. Like, it brought us closer in a way that, like, I can't even begin to.

[Drew]

Yeah. Because it was also at the beginning of, like, our relationship with Josie. I think that's where it started, is we started watching RuPaul's. RuPaul's.

[Inya]

Like, it's crazy. And the Lord behind it is so up. Like, it's so up because, like, it wasn't supposed to happen, but it did. And I'm so glad it did. But she probably would have, like, gone deep, cuz she's good at.

[Drew]

She was supposed to lip sync and dance to a Janet Jackson song. And they couldn't get the licensing for it, so instead she danced to, like, a 1930s ass beat. Like, it literally made. Do you know what I'm talking?

[Inya]

Look it up. Crazy. It's crazy.

[Drew]

Look up Coco Montrese All Star Season 2 dance.

[Inya]

It was like the talent show portion of. And it's literally the greatest season of Drag Race ever. Like, season two All Stars, season five.

[Josie]

That was this the one.

[Drew]

They gave her that royalty free ass music to dance to instead.

[Inya]

I'll never forget this. I decided to step out of my box just to show you.

[Drew]

Also this part. I really hope it works out.

[Inya]

Like, I love this. And she's offbeat when she rolls the hat. Choices.

[Josie]

Is this the right one?

[Drew]

Yes, girl.

[Josie]

I know I haven't seen the hat yet, so.

[Inya]

Oh, it comes up choices. That was a choice. That was a choice.

[Josie]

All right, here it is.

[Inya]

I don't even have to see it to know this.

[Josie]

Someone doing that with a hat will always be fun.

[Inya]

Like, oh, my God, that's. That's my Halloween costume.

[Drew]

You'll be that and I'll be Detox it. Supersonic.

[Inya]

Supersonic.

[Drew]

Like, best. Best show ever. Best. However, I want another episode. I can't believe we have to wait, like, four days.

[Inya]

Yeah. Okay. Wow. That was good. That was good for me.

[Drew]

Good laugh. Okay, guys, I actually think I'm over Fortnite.

[Inya]

You have not been playing at all the new season sucks.

[Drew]

The new season is too much. Like, damn, y' all took a too much pill. Like, it's literally too much.

[Josie]

Like, it does feel like Fortnite.

[Inya]

Like, what's up is I got on and I'm not even kidding, it was purely an accident. Cuz all you had to do is click one button and I was looking at the battle pass and I accidentally bought the stupid battle pass. Of all the stupid, like, dumb characters that I don't care about at all.

[Drew]

There is a. What's her name? From Avatar, though.

[Inya]

Oh, really?

[Drew]

Katara? Is that her name?

[Inya]

Oh, Katara Kira.

[Josie]

Wait.

[Inya]

Anyways, I bought the battle pass and I was like, oh, I'm not even going to fret because like, you can refund on Fortnite.

[Drew]

And I went, you can't read.

[Inya]

You can't refund the stupid battle pass. And it's the worst thing ever. So I literally wasted.

[Drew]

That's the annoying part is I usually get my trust and believe I get my battle pass. Ran through very quickly.

[Inya]

Did you buy it this season?

[Drew]

I have it on auto pay.

[Inya]

Oh my God, dude. In is a Fortnite member. She's a member. She pays 15 bucks a month.

[Drew]

So I get Battle pass and crew pack. Hello. At least I think that's what it means.

[Inya]

Means you're deranged.

[Drew]

Y' all are jealous. You're jealous. I actually, you know what's worse is I. I think. I don't know what it means. I think I might be paying for Battle pass and crew pack separately.

[Inya]

No, no, I think that's what it means.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Inya]

But yeah, India hasn't been playing Fortnite at all. We tried to play the other day and got absolutely on destroyed and it was just like not fun at all. And like, I'm not gonna play. That isn't fun. Like, that's me. I'm not gonna like, try to force having fun.

[Drew]

Okay. Yeah. Actually, guys, not to toot my own horn or toot epic games horn, but crew pass is lit because I got my crew pack and I got my battle pass and I get V bucks.

[Inya]

The cool thing about the battle pass, though, is that once you complete it, you get the V bucks you spent on it back, plus some. But I'm not finishing that stupid battle pass because this season sucks.

[Drew]

Yeah, the season. It's also like. Like there's too many moving parts that it's extremely hard. But I did get a win with Josie and I had 15 kills and that did do something to me, but it's too Hard. It's, like, not enjoyable. The wings, the lightning bolts. Like, it's annoying. And I just find myself playing it.

[Inya]

Like, about bone in wings. The wings. Like, I want chicken nuggets.

[Drew]

But I did have a crazy experience. I forgot what I was watching. Oh. I was showing Josh and Lucas my favorite streamer Prospering. He is the goat. He is literally the best. He's the best streamer ever. He is so good. He already got. I don't think he's cheating because that's my king. And also he shows his accuracy, and he'll have, like, 39 accuracy. So I'm like, would a cheater miss so many shots? I don't think so. But he already got a 40 kill. A 41 kill. Let me put some respect on.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

41 kill win this season. But I was showing him to Josh and Lucas, and he has all these sayings that are, like, really sweet to me. Like, he'll be like, squad wipe. Like, and he's so monotone. I literally love him showing his videos to Josh and Lucas. And it was an older video where he was landing an old map. And I had, like, the most visceral feeling.

[Josie]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Like, it was like if somebody showed me a video of where I grew up in Miami. Like, I had the same feeling. I was like, I've been there. I've spent my summer there. I have literally spent a summer there.

[Inya]

That's literally why people lost their mind at the OG map. Because that's the feeling, like, everybody got when it was, like, being teased. It was like, oh, my God.

[Josie]

Like, I didn't have enough time with OG Fortnite. I feel like they could have done that for another, like, three months.

[Drew]

I think they have, like, a full map of just OG now.

[Inya]

Yeah, they're bringing it back.

[Drew]

Yeah, they're going to have it. Like, how? There's, like, zero build ranked and everything. They're going to have just og.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So your wish will come true, King.

[Inya]

So the last thing I want to talk about.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Inya]

Is it's literally.

[Drew]

It's not gonna be the last thing you talk about. We're gonna have another episode.

[Inya]

Oh, true, true, true, true. Is Facebook AI, it has gotten out of control.

[Drew]

Like, the metaverse.

[Inya]

No. Like, people. So on Facebook, they like, I can't believe I showed you. That was, like, my favorite one. But basically, on Facebook, people make these AI bot accounts that just, like. Like, post AI generated photos. And it, like, collects data, gets likes and views, and, like, it. It's just, like, it's basically to make Old people fall for this trap, and it'll be like a picture of Jesus, like, saving a woman. And, like, people will be like, amen. And, like, we'll just, like, love it. Well, then these AI bots, like, I don't know how they do it, but they, like, track the likes on, like, the. Like. What is it called when you put it into the AI? Like, the topic.

[Josie]

The prompt.

[Inya]

Yeah, they, like, track the prompts that they put in and track, like, the, like level to the prompt, and then they start, like, generating images based on, like, the amount of likes. I mean, they post, like, I'm not exaggerating. 300 AI generated photos a day on Facebook. And, like, it is to the point where it's become so convoluted and messy, and it's, like, literally the funniest I've ever seen. So this one on Love God and God loves you. Made it with my own hands. Thanks to everyone who appreciates this. And basically, like, it. It just, like, gotten so lost that, like, they saw, like, beach and, like, people like beach photos, and they, like Jesus photos. So they combine the two, and then it just, like, runs it through over and over again until it becomes, like, a monster of itself.

[Drew]

Like, what. The one I thought he was laying down when I first saw on your phone.

[Josie]

Oh, my God.

[Inya]

And then, like, they have somewhere, like. So this is, like, the prompt that, like, God gets a bunch of likes. Like, building Jesus.

[Drew]

Like, my artwork.

[Inya]

Yeah. And, like, it gets hundreds of likes, and it. It's the funniest ever.

[Drew]

And then the person looks really real in that.

[Inya]

This is another prompt that they have is like, they love planes for some reason. And, like, stewardess, I guess. Like, old men. Like, like, women. That. Yeah, literally. So they, like, wait, what the Is happening? That's what I'm saying. They have, like, Jesus holding a plane. Stewardess, Beautiful cabin that's being attacked by sharks, like, flying through the air. Like, it's crazy how, like, this one's insane. They've gotten.

[Josie]

Is that Jesus?

[Drew]

It's Jesus carrying Rosalia.

[Inya]

And then it gets with, like, sharks works.

[Drew]

That's her. That's her Coachella set up.

[Inya]

Then there's, like, the Jesus. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was like, oh, I need to, like, have, like, AI, like, make me prompts, and then I paint it. But this one is, like, insane. And all of the comments are like, wow. Like, he's so creative. Like, amen. Like, we need to say amen. They. They think the kid built this. Like, they think the Kid built it. Like, all of the comments are like, he built that. Like, oh, God's good. God is good.

[Drew]

Help follow all single mothers.

[Inya]

That's what I'm saying.

[Drew]

President tv.

[Inya]

It's gotten so long.

[Drew]

That one's awesome.

[Josie]

Oh, my God.

[Drew]

What does the single mothers thing have to do with anything?

[Inya]

I guess people just like single moms. What the.

[Josie]

Dude, you know, it's the next level down, though, in that. That I saw is that all of the. All of the accounts that are commenting is also AI that's viewing the thing that Internet theory.

[Inya]

Yeah.

[Josie]

Yeah. So I feel like I saw something about that where it was like, exponentially the. The activity on Facebook is all just like, AI, like, generated and AI responses that's like, feeding into it. And I remember it was like episode 100 where we were talking about, like, content being over. Like, we're. We're like. We made some call of like, oh, like, we're about to enter, like, the post content era. And it literally feels like that.

[Drew]

Yeah. 100. It's like Bjork made all the sounds she could make. Yeah, like, we've done. We're done making sounds music.

[Josie]

We're done.

[Inya]

So over. But yeah, then I started thinking about dead Internet theory. And if you go into, like, a.

[Josie]

Damn. The birds are chirping.

[Inya]

Literally, the birds. If you go into a twitch chat, that is proof of dead Internet theory. That's all I'll say there. But the last thing.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's like. If you go into my twitch chat, it's like, so overloaded that it's like, oh, my God. The last can be real.

[Inya]

The last thing I'll talk about is, okay, so Kai drives a Prius and I saw it on the street.

[Drew]

You say that to him.

[Inya]

It's. This is a fact. Well, I saw it on the street the other day. True.

[Drew]

Me without a car or a license. I'm like, I'm so sorry.

[Inya]

I saw it on the street the other day and I just got, like, so riled up and horny. And then I took a picture of after I left it, and I left his car like this.

[Drew]

How did you do the back part of it, though?

[Inya]

You don't want to know.

[Josie]

Yeah, this shit actually took me a long time to clean up.

[Inya]

And no, the story behind this is even fucking crazier. So there was like, this semi truck carrying hagfish, and they make, like, a bunch of slime. And it opened up and just destroyed like, 20 cars. Like, it sprayed, like, juice, like, all over it.

[Drew]

Would low key be a Hagfish.

[Inya]

Literally. Literally. Literally. Okay.

[Drew]

Oh, wait. They're kind of cute.

[Josie]

But, like, I have a. I have a note to bring up. It's that Drew is a male pog.

[Inya]

I'm poggers as fuck. No, no, dude, I'm poggers.

[Josie]

Yeah, I meant P, A, W, G.

[Inya]

What the. Did you just call me?

[Drew]

Perfect ass.

[Josie]

Like, girl, isn't it fat ass, White girl.

[Drew]

See, I just think about life.

[Inya]

No, it sounds like a homophobic slur.

[Josie]

No, no.

[Inya]

Wow.

[Drew]

Oh, I was thinking about it.

[Inya]

Oh, wow.

[Josie]

No, I was complimenting you and your perfect body.

[Inya]

But poggers foggers in the chat. Yeah, right.

[Josie]

Okay. Never mind that. That kind of backfired.

[Drew]

Yeah, you just shouldn't say guy's been.

[Inya]

Playing with Spinach Bob. That's what I'm saying. It's multi. Multifaceted. Like, it's literally a great thing.

[Drew]

I hate that it's called Spinach Bob. It's like you thought of spinach.

[Inya]

I don't remember. We were in the back of the car. I think it's Josiah. I think Josiah came up with Spinach Bob.

[Drew]

This guy's so funny, it's annoying.

[Inya]

Okay, let's do psy up.

[Drew]

Media of the week. All I've been watching is RuPaul's Drag Race. Like, I'm not kidding. I finished Love is Blind, and I was watching.

[Inya]

Oh, yeah. The Love Is Blind reunion was crazy. I want to do, like, a Love Is Blind show.

[Drew]

Like, you want to be on one?

[Inya]

Yeah, like, and I wanna. Or no, no, I want to do, like, a podcast, breaking it down after. Because I see things other people don't see, and I want to start the conversations. No, Love is Blind is lit as. And the reunion episode was insane.

[Drew]

Well, my media of the week. One of the songs does come from RuPaul's Drag Race, and it's Dim all the Lights by Donna Summer. That song is so good, It's a Shame by the Spinners and Don't Want to Break Up Again by Ariana Grande. That's like the literally three songs I've been listening to.

[Inya]

Okay. My media is Sold out by Young, Lean, and Blade because they say Drew in it a bunch of times, which is great. They literally say Drew in it. It's actually crazy. And they say Drewth and too. And that's the only song I'm giving y' all. Okay, Drew Sigh Up Corner.

[Drew]

We've moved media before. Drew side corner to make them listen to media.

[Inya]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Potheads will tell you that they function better when they're high and then sit in silence with their mouth open, drooling for two hours. I know a few people will slam heroin, but tell the Wendy's drive thru lady no tomato.

[Drew]

That's good.

[Inya]

Those are from Kylie. Gay sun or deadly Panera lemonade.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Inya]

Damn, y' all. That one that killed.

[Drew]

That one wasn't.

[Inya]

No. People love it. People love it. I'm telling you right now. Wait, what is this one? I'm sorry. Oh, this one's crazy. I'm sorry for doing this, and I usually don't ask for a lot, but can someone please eat my p word? Like a dehydrated orangutan locked in a room with only a water bowl.

[Drew]

Oh, wow.

[Inya]

Giving a blow.

[Drew]

That's equivalent to when I said that I. The thing about the submarine guy that I. Oh, literally.

[Inya]

That was Greer that submitted that one.

[Drew]

Really?

[Inya]

Yeah. Not like Greer Greer. Oh, but somebody with their names Greer giving a blow job at a funeral. Call that top of the morning. Think about it. Morning. Okay, Jules. Shout out. Man, y' all. Bro, I'm never doing.

[Drew]

The first two were really, really good. Again, the first two were really, really good. They were solid.

[Josie]

Yeah, you forget about the big laughs that the first two got.

[Drew]

No. Also, I repeated your Boba joke yesterday.

[Josie]

Oh, I've said that to three people.

[Drew]

Boba is really good. Boba, Boba, Boba.

[Inya]

Okay.

[Drew]

Oh, I almost just said something that way.

[Inya]

Well, that was the episode.

[Drew]

Thanks, guys, for watching the out of my face. Seriously, not enough thirst trap to me recently. Do I need to post more pictures or what? Like, they're like, flopping. Like. Or am I flopping? Huh?

[Inya]

We might be in our, like two week flop arc. I think that's like, kind of the vibe right there.

[Drew]

We'll get it going. I want. No, I guess I need more content of me out there. Damn it. Guys. I will post a few IG stories this week. Don't worry, I'll give you the content you need.

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