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A
Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Are you ready to have absolutely nothing of true intelligence future into your ear for an hour? Like, I genuinely don't know that people walk away from this podcast learning anything, but maybe they learn to love.
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B
No, that's what I was about to say. They learn to love themselves because they look at two people that have loved themselves a little too hard. A little too much.
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A
A little too much. No, I think the point of loving yourself a little too much.
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B
And I'm Drew, and this is in ya.
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A
I was gonna say, I think the form of loving yourself a little too much is when you get to like a Jake Paul Logan. Paul level. Like a pure. Oh, speaking of YouTubers, Mr. Beast last video.
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B
Oh, he's a danger.
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A
He is actually going beyond. Like he is fully performing squid games.
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B
Like, no, he's. It's really, really. It's actually dark. Like the, the ending of that video was actually dark. Like I literally was like almost tearing up. I felt so bad for that guy. Also, I found out he is a friend of another Mr. Beast type creator, that Air Rack guy who was in Eric's really early videos. And I wonder if there's some like, drama or beef there because he left Eric. Yeah, yeah. To do the Mr. Beast thing. But he was hella athletic.
- [01:36]
A
I know. I was gonna say that has to just be one of his homies who is like very athletic. Because if you haven't watched, please go watch me. Please go watch. Yeah, but it literally is so odd. The water scene made me so anxious. And also just like him losing and then picking him up and being like, come on, buddy. And you think he would hug him and comfort him, but he, he just puts him on the platform and shoots him down into a pit.
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B
Like, no, we, we've, I mean, we've said this for the last six months. Like he is flying really, really close to the sun. And then he like posted about like a new video that he's doing where it's like this sterile ass white room. Also, the budget has gone up insane. Like that was like a five million dollar video with like the sets he was doing. And then he built out another set that's like super techy, like could be in Space Odyssey 2001. Like type, like very sterile white room, like high advance, like future whatever. And he's locking people in there for a hundred days. And if one, there's two people, if one of the people leaves, they both lose the money. And I think it's like a half a million dollars or something.
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A
Oh, my God. Half a million to split or half a million per person?
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B
I have no idea. I think I would assume to split, but it's probably knowing per person. Yeah, he's probably just doing that. But people were, like, actually upset with him. They're like, damn. Like, he actually is, like, becoming like, a rich super villain, watching people, like, brawl for money. But, like, then that. There's, like, the argument. Well, like, isn't every game show ever, like, making people who need literally why a lot of money, like, make fools of themselves? Like, that's the whole point of a game show. It's always been around. So, like, why is it a problem now that Mr. Beast is doing it? But I don't know, he's just taking it to a level that, like, that.
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A
Was never seen before. Sad. It was literally just so sad, the ending of that, like, I feel like with game shows. But I guess he still walked away with, like, a good amount of money, so. Boo. Who? It's just crazy because also, like, I was saying to Drew in that, like, video, he had to just keep going because. Or else, like, Mr. Beast even made a comment about it. He was like, or else I just won't have a video. So he literally kept pushing him towards the end of the video to keep going through the trials, knowing that he wouldn't win.
- [03:49]
B
Yeah. And even Mr. Beast was like, okay, like, this is their too much money on the line. Like, do not do this next one. And he was like, don't convince me to do the next one. And then he did it anyways and then flopped hard. But then it sucks because that's, like, the worst trap they made.
- [04:04]
A
I know. It's like the bunkers trap because it's literally just a squid games game.
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B
Squid games would get eating my sandwich watching squid game.
- [04:14]
A
Also last night, I was freaking the fuck out because I was just scrolling through Tik Tok and I stumbled on a live and. And it was like, we'll insert the picture, but it was like, just this screen. And I didn't recognize the app at first, but I could assume it was Uber. And you could see the guy was in Denver. He was, like, driving around and it was like two minutes to picking up Hannah and he's talking to the camera and, like, just talking. But, like, he did it in a way that it doesn't show the exact directions. Like, you know how on the Uber map, it'll have the map and, like, the line, but it won't show, like, where you're going because he probably has another phone it's connected to for the actual map. But I was watching. I was like, there's no way this man is about to stay on live and get a passenger in his car. He fully did. And he, like, interacted with her and tried to make conversation, but it was, like, late at night, and she didn't really talk to him. And that was freaking me the out, because how insane is that? That this Uber driver is just live picking people up, driving around, and there was a point where he showed a part of the map. When she got out of the car, he didn't move. And, like, he zoomed out and you could see the Lyft and Uber app open at the same time. And on the Lyft app, it shows, like, street names and stuff and that I'm not gonna insert. But I was looking at it. I was like, if I was actually. But this is also me just being extremely paranoid and fearful because I'm a woman, and I like, swear this is gonna happen to another woman, and it scares me. But if I was an insane person living in the Denver area and. And I saw that and I wanted to kill somebody, like, a random person I had no connection to. I literally could have found that girl's cross streets very easily. Gone outside her house, yelled, Hannah. She probably would have come out and been like, why is someone yelling my name? And I could have killed her. And then that's what was freaking me out last night, because I was like, oh, my God. Like, literally, it is such an invasion of privacy. And then I thought about it, because I get in Ubers, and if I'm with a friend, I say all my business. Like, we'll be catching up in an Uber. I'll be saying all my tea. Like, I say literally everything that's happening in my life. Imagine getting into a fudgeing Uber, and you're, like, on TikTok in the back seat, like, talking to a friend and scrolling through Tik Tok, and you just see a live stream and you're like, oh, like, there's an Uber driver live streaming. And you click on it and you fudgeing. Hear your voice and you're literally, like, without your knowledge, being broadcasted to a thousand.
- [06:34]
B
That's, like, my biggest fear coming true. Like, I literally think I'm being recorded at all moments of the day. Me and Kai talk about it literally all the time, where we're just like. It feels like there's, like, a camera on me all the time. Like, even in, like, safe spaces. I just, like, I don't Know, it's. It's bizarre. But my favorite genre of video, ironically enough, that you brought that up, is right now watching UVU jobbers kick out passengers out of their car for being psychos. And, like, it's so funny watching these people be, like, tyrants in the back and then, like, get humbled when they're like, get out of my car. If you're gonna act like I think you're forgetting, like, this is my car.
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A
This is literally my beat.
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B
Yeah. And, like, I' I've seen somewhere, like, people in the back are, like, lying and, like, will call the cops and say, he's trying to run me over. And they're like, they have, like, the camera footage, and it's just him sitting there, like, just being like, why are you literally lying right now? It's like, it's really, really advanced level to, like, bring up. But, yeah, we've definitely gone too far. We've said it a million times. Like, I was scrolling through my TikTok feed the other day, and I was just, like, watching live streams of just, like, the most bizarre. I mean, you saw it yesterday. I don't want to mention what it was, but it was just literally, like, people dying on my live stream and, like, people donating gifts. Like, it was so fudgeing. Weird.
- [07:52]
A
Yeah. It's, like, gone so far. What you can see on livestream. Like, it can either be like you're invading someone's privacy or it's just the most random person ever. Which, actually, I will insert this woman who is doing karaoke on her live to, like, 30 people with, like, the eye contact filter on. And I watched her for so long. Like, I was just so mesmerized because I was like, damn, dude. She's literally just at work and she's passing the time, and this is awesome. But then you scroll another one and it's somebody, like, going around on the streets of la. I watched this one for a long time because last night was a really nice, foggy night. And I was actually so upset that I was high, so I couldn't drive around because I don't believe in driving while you're high, even though I feel like some people do that. And I'm like, you are literally actually insane. You're still under the influence. Like, get a life and, like, grow up. But I was so upset I couldn't drive around. But he. It's the dude. I feel like you've seen him. He's like, og live streamer on. He. He has, like, a police radio and he literally goes to scenes that police are going to, which is one, dangerous, two, also invasive. Like he was yesterday. This was freaking me out. He was at the crime scene where someone had gotten shot and he was just on live stream. And then also, like, that's a whole other thing. Because then I was like, dude, the 24 hour news cycle has gone. Gone to a new level where citizens are just partaking in it. And like, I don't know, it was like last night I was literally freaking the out. I was like, this is so insane that I'm just sitting in my bed and I can see everything happening, like, everywhere. Everything everywhere all at once. Like, literally.
- [09:21]
B
Remember, like, like two or three years ago, like, when Tick Tock was getting really, really huge and like, it was just like it was breaking through, like the mainstream. And like, they just wasn't like chronically online people on TikTok anymore. Like, everyone was on the Internet, like in the early pandemic. And we would see like, glimpses of like, different cultures. Like, like for. In China, for example, like, the most beautiful person you've ever seen, like, live streaming in like a cardboard cubicle underneath like an overpass, like bridge. And it was like hundreds of these girls just live streaming. And I remember seeing that and being like, dude, that is so dystopian. Like, I cannot believe that is happening. Like, what the. And now I like scroll down my Tick Tock feed and like, literally that's essentially what like everybody on every, like, fully. Just like, I don't know, like, and it's all selling something. Like, it's so bizarre. Like, everything is like. And I mean, I'm like even guilty of this, but like, everything I see on my fucking feed is like selling something and it's just like, it freaks me the out. Like, like, I don't know, like late stage capitalism vibes. For real. Like, I'm like, also like on Tick Tock, I bought one thing off the live store or the Tick Tock store. I bought. Like, this is so embarrassing. Oh my God. I bought Pokemon cards and it was crazy. I bought Pokemon cards for a guy to open them on a live stream and show me what Pokemon cards I got.
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A
So you paid for live disappointment?
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B
Yeah, no, exactly. Actually, I did get a hit. Like, it was actually fire. I'm gonna go. But.
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A
That is so insane.
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C
What is a hit? What does that mean?
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A
Like, he got a good card.
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B
A good card.
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C
Oh. Oh, well, they're all wrapped up.
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B
Yeah, but I paid for them on the live. I spent I think like $10 for him to open and ship the card. And he opened the pack live. And then now all my Tick Tock store feed has been is Pokemon related. And I'm like, damn, that algorithm is like vicious. Like, literally. I guarantee I could scroll down my feed right now and find like one Pokemon video within 10 minutes or 10, 10 seconds.
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A
I mean, like, it's so insane. Our timelines are so different.
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C
Didn't you buy something else too from Tik Tok?
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A
Oh, you bought food.
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B
Dude, stop. You bought.
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C
I think, I think we need to talk about this.
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B
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Like I literally. Oh, look, two videos back to back.
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A
I told you Pokemon.
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B
Yeah, yeah, but on the Tik Tok feed I was. Or on the Tik Tok Live store I literally bought. So. Okay, okay, like literally. Give me like props because like if you know, you know.
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A
But yeah, I. I partially understand this, but buying this online and non person is the cr. Dodge what makes this a crazy.
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B
I know it is. It is.
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C
Tell them what you got.
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B
True. I got a hot bowl which with queso flavored ruffles and coke. Like a Pepsi. Like, leave me the alone.
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A
Buying the Pepsi on the top of all that is just so insane to me.
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B
No, no, it was in on it. It was a part. Yeah, it was a bundle.
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C
Yeah. Was in the hot bowl.
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B
It was boiled eggs, red 40, like hot and sauce. Like it was sausage and like nasty. I literally. I'm not even joking. I did not have a bite of it because it took two weeks to get here. Like, and by the time it got here, it reeked. Inya actually had a bite of it. And it wasn't because I am like.
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A
I grew up eating hot sausage and pickled eggs. So I was like, oh, this might be good. But then when he told me he ordered it online, I was like, that's gonna sit in like that means this person transferred this to a container from the original container, made this mixture, put it into like a random container, they bulk bought and sent it to you with like no preservation of it. Also sat in a hot truck for.
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C
Two weeks that were in a dhl.
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B
Yeah, I think it flew because the Pepsi like was almost exploded. Like the end of it was like bulging out like the air pressure and fucked it up. But the craziest thing is it really did take two weeks to ship because TikTok has like, like the TikTok shop. Like if you don't ship your order out within three days of getting the order, the order is cancelled. So it like promotes like fast Shipping and, like, fast turnaround and processing times. So that means she shipped it out in three days, but it took 10 days to get because they probably stopped.
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A
It through the postal service and was like, what is this? Like, like a. A lukewarm bowl of soup with, like a jalape, those boiled eggs, sausages, and, like, onions in it.
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B
Like, I wish I took a picture of it. I don't think I got a picture. Which is, like, one of the biggest regrets.
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A
It tasted really nasty.
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B
No, no, I think India.
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C
Did anybody taste the egg?
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A
No. Because even as somebody who eats pickled eggs, like, at least pickled eggs, I know that, like, pickling foods is an old time process. But this wasn't a pickled egg. It was literally an egg she boiled and threw in that random ass bowl of like. But that's the kind of, like, Tick Tock convinces me to buy. Like, oh, the best white T shirt you'll ever have. Or like, oh, a lip stain. Like, blah, blah, blah. And Drew's like, oh, my God, do.
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B
You want to see my literal bowl.
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A
Of acid and Pokemon cards? I need that. And slime. Actually, he's bought slime.
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B
Oh, yeah. Hella slime.
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C
That's like a normal.
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B
All right, let's look at my cart right now, dude.
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A
I have a really good video, actually, of Drew looking at slime on his.
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B
Oh, fuck, dude, my cart. Everything sold out. I really do want Skittles, Axolotl, stress ball, Chamoy Gushers, and. Oh, I saw. I was looking at these Rice Krispie treats. Like the Rice Krispie treats on Tick Tock Shop go hard as.
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A
I think I've said this before, but you know when you go into a store and you're like, why did Reese's or like, Hershey's or all these brands, what is this new random ass candy they made? Like, why are they doing that? Or like, chip flavors and. And you look at it and. And most normal people walk into a store and they're like, so weird. They go for the thing they were there initially for and they keep it pushing. Drew will try anything. Like, your mouth is literally a garbage disposal. You will put anything in that mouth.
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B
Yeah. Oh, anything. Literally anything.
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A
Yeah, we know. Yeah, we know.
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B
I'll put anything in his mouth. Yeah.
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C
Also, guys, sorry that my voice is fucked up. I was screaming at the top of my lungs. I was locked in a room. I was trying to get.
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A
Were you in the Mr. Beast video?
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B
He's actually Mr. Beast's newest victim. He's literally, like, developing Logan Paul syndrome because that kid in that video, like, cut his leg open. It was like dripping blood down his leg. And it's getting really close to him accidentally beheading someone. And I'm just waiting for the day, like, when David Dobrik flew his friend around that. Whatever. What is that thing? A ski, dude.
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A
The tractor thing. I don't. Girl, you're asking us what that machine is.
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B
The crane. Yeah.
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A
Cranes in the sky.
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B
He. Mr. Beast is getting really close.
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A
Yeah, really too close to the sun. And literally just like, he's gonna just.
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C
Like put people in cannons and shoot them into the. Into the ocean.
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A
Literally. He's like, we're gonna see if this guy can go over three school buses via a cannon we made. And it's like they put like, just only a helmet on him and then a mister.
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B
Actually, no, they would cover him in.
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A
The chocolate bars and be like, this will cushion your fall.
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B
Yeah, literally, this a really good idea that I think Mr. B should do more oiled up twerking booties in.
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A
That's what I'm saying.
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B
He.
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A
He wants to reach an algorithm. You made such a Good point. Like, Mr. Beast wants a billion views on a video. So, like, that's his dream. I feel like he. He has like, some videos that are like half a billion.
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B
I don't think so. I think the Most is like 280,000 on Squinch Games.
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A
Squinch games? I think got almost a billion.
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B
No, no, I think it's. I don't even think it's at half a billion yet. I think it's 280 million. But it might be 400, but no.
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A
Yeah, 500 million.
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B
Oh, wow.
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A
For Squinch games.
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B
Wow. He wants a billion views so bad. But then I was thinking about it. I was like, how the. Does he secure budgets like this? But like, of course some venture capitalists would want to be a part of this. Like, he's getting more views than like any TV show has ever gotten ever. Like, it's. It's unlike. It's unprecedented. It's unlike anything we've ever seen before. Like, I wonder what so sustainable to.
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C
I wonder what the, like, GDP impact. What state does he live?
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B
South Carolina. He run. He. Dude, he bought part of the Charlotte Hornets basketball team. Like, he like, is running shit. Like in fucking.
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A
He's running for mayor. Oh, my God. He needs to run for president.
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C
He. He would win.
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B
He would have a.
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A
Well, no, because most of his audience is too young to, like. Too young.
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B
Well, like 12 year olds and 14 year olds run the fudgeing Internet. So like we're getting to the day and age where like 14 year olds might be able to vote soon.
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A
Yeah, in four years.
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B
I mean they already technically do because they like swing the decisions of so many fucking voters in different directions.
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C
But wait, what age can you vote?
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A
18.
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C
It's 18, right?
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B
Yeah.
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C
I mean Mr. Beast definitely has like a handful. A good amount.
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A
I mean we are literally three mid 20, late 20 year olds sitting here talking about Mr. Beast for 15 minutes. So he definitely has 18 year olds.
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C
When if he runs for president, he will win.
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A
Yeah.
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B
We were talking about if Taylor Swift ran for president, it would be like a third party. Like Republican, Democrat. Swifty, like she would literally.
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A
No, she would get those votes.
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C
That was real, right? With the diapers.
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A
What diapers?
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C
You know, there were like photos of like seats at Taylor Swift concerts covered in. Because people. You didn't see that?
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B
No.
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C
Yeah, it was like people walking through like cleaning up after the, the concert and there was like stains on the seats. I'm pretty sure this is real where there was.
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B
Can I pull up a picture? I literally need to see this.
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A
So why is it cuz people like even during intermissions, like they didn't want to. I guess it is like the longest concert ever too. It's like three hours.
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B
That is so funny.
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C
Performing like people wearing diapers and then it like going out of the diaper, having a blowout.
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B
Like I know like when babies sit in car seats and have like liquid poop butt, they like have blowouts up their back. Like that's literally what was happening to Taylor Swift fans as they were having, they were sitting in those damn seats for too long. Like they were like camping out and they just had like a backpack full of loaded diapers and then they just like had to empty them somewhere, but they didn't want to go to the trash can.
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C
Maybe I made this up because I'm not seeing it, but it might have been scrubbed from the Internet. People confirmed were diapers though. And you know, people were shooting in the diaper.
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B
Yeah, 100%. I mean that's like one of my dreams. Like I want to pee and poo in a diaper.
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A
Like I want to say it like it's not like an attainable dream. Like you can do it. You, I think your body just, I.
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B
I, it's, it is an attainable dream. But like it is so like, you know, like internal homophobia. Like I have like internal diaper phobia. Like I literally like, I'm like, I don't think I can do that? Like, I don't know, like if morally I'm allowed to. All over my butt. Luna standing up.
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A
Huh?
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B
Luna is standing up. What?
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C
Really?
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B
Yeah. Isn't that happens that fast, bro? No, she's just advanced. I swear to God, she's like the most advanced.
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A
Not as advanced as that baby that we saw on Tick Tock.
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B
That was two year old reading.
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A
This guy was.
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B
No, that's scary.
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A
Two year old baby. He was like, just found out randomly at this petsmart that my 2 year old son can read.
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B
That's scary.
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A
And it literally is. He was holding his baby, looking at the fish, and the baby just looked at the label and read it and was like, like, Zebra Finn. And he was like, what? And he was like, what?
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B
And no, he was saying like words like tetra and zebra and danio. And I was like, if I looked at that, I wouldn't even be able to read it. It's like dead ass. Some like glitch in the matrix, like, stream of consciousness.
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A
Like, you know, give my baby away.
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B
Like I. I always say, like, if you have an idea, act on it immediately. Because there is like this thought ether that like, everybody's inspired by the same and everybody's getting this same stream of information. So if you think of something, someone else will think of it because you had that thought. So act on it immediately. But it has to be like something like that where the kid tapped into like a wavelength that we like can't even understand yet.
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C
The crazy is, how do babies learn.
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B
How to stand and walk?
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C
Have you seen the babies that like flip through TikTok filters and they'll choose it and then they'll stand back and they'll like, yes, dance, dude.
- [22:11]
B
Luna is like, dude, the. The iPhone.
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A
Terrifying.
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B
The iPhone is literally like so evil and wicked and like, it is literally harvesting of all us, of all of our juices and energy and money and like all of our time and energy. Like, it's crazy. And it's so good at doing it. And it's so like, scientifically dialed into like, activate every chemical in synapse to fire in our brain all at once that like, when Luna sees this phone, she has no idea what this is. She's not cognitive enough. She's never even used one or like, been able to understand what people are doing on it. But when she sees this fudgeing screen light up, she crawls to it immediately. Like, it's like. And she has the biggest smile on her face and she like, knows like, what this is. And it's just so fucking weird.
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A
It literally is so scary. It's. And it's because she's around. Every human she's seen with cognitive abilities has held one in their face and, like, smiled at it and laughed at it. So she is immediately programmed to be like, that's a good thing. Like, I need that too.
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B
So babies just, like, nowadays are growing up. Like, I saw this funny picture, but it was like baby's first time at Disneyland. Like, from their p. Or from our pov, it's like us taking a picture of the baby, but from their pov. There's just like a black box in everything they see. And it's just like, literally, like, so real. Like, babies are gonna grow up with, like.
- [23:36]
C
With that, me and Drew will be waiting in line for the Vision Apple Vision Pro. Yeah, I'm going to suck and fuck my way to the front of the line. Yeah, I'm going to spend seven grand on the attachments, the battery, the vibrator, whatever.
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B
It kind of sounds like you're talking in two times speed right now.
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C
Does it actually?
- [23:55]
B
Yeah. Like, you're the way you're.
- [23:56]
C
Because I'm trying to, like, I'm trying to compensate for the fact that my voice is fucked up, so I'm like, pushing.
- [24:00]
B
Kai, your morning voice is sexy.
- [24:05]
C
Is it actually morning voice? Do you like that?
- [24:08]
B
I like a nice morning voice.
- [24:10]
C
All right, we're going to get demonetized.
- [24:12]
A
Ew.
- [24:14]
B
Sorry.
- [24:14]
A
When is that coming out? Like, what? Is that actually coming out?
- [24:17]
C
Next year?
- [24:18]
B
Yeah, next year.
- [24:19]
C
I'm pretty sure.
- [24:19]
A
Why the would they announce that so early?
- [24:21]
B
To revolutionize the game. Like, I don't think y' all are understanding.
- [24:24]
A
It's literally just to lay claim. It's like, we're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it.
- [24:28]
B
Exactly. I know it looks bunk as and it's probably not going to be that good, but, like, do we remember what the first iPhone did for the world? Like, now we cannot live without a device with a touchcreen in our pocket. Just imagine in a few years when, like, they figure this out, where they make it smaller. It's the size of a glass, and then in 20 years, it's the size of a contact. Like, we will literally be living in augmented reality. Like, it's very, very real. Like, we are on the precipice of, like, becoming borderline cyborgs right now. But, yeah, me and Kai are waiting in line at the Apple store for it just to feel something, because, like.
- [25:07]
C
I just want to feel Happy. I just don't feel good.
- [25:09]
B
I know. And it's. It is. It does feel good to wait in line for something. Like, it's like, line. Like, your obsession with lines is, like, very, like, real. Like, because, like, if you think about it, like, there's such a big reward. It's like.
- [25:21]
A
It's not about. It's literally about, like, nation.
- [25:24]
B
It's about the journey.
- [25:25]
A
No, literally. It's, like, so much fun can happen in a line. If you're with a friend, you can make some of the best conversation you've ever made because you're literally struggling to be entertained.
- [25:33]
B
You're, like, generous.
- [25:38]
A
You're, like, going through the ups and downs. There's moments where you feel defeated, and you're like, why did I wait in this line? And why am I in this line? This is so stupid. I feel like an idiot. I could have done better things. And then there's moments where the line picks up a little speed, and you're like, oh, my God. Like, I'm getting so close. This was worth it. I'm so happy we waited. Imagine we didn't wait. Like, look how long the line got. Now, like, imagine we left and came back. Like, we would have been like, there are so many things that happen in the human brain, and then you finally get to the thing, and you have the biggest peak of dopamine or serotonin you've ever had in your life, and then it immediately drops because the thing you waited for was not as.
- [26:11]
B
It doesn't.
- [26:13]
C
That's why foreplay is so important.
- [26:15]
B
Yeah. Yeah. No, it. I feel like everything I've ever gotten has not lived up to the hype. I've, like, wanted it to be, like, ever. It's never, ever. Nothing is ever good enough. I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough. I'm not good enough.
- [26:29]
A
I was gonna say I'm right here and you got me. Why not the best?
- [26:34]
B
No, you're really scary, actually.
- [26:38]
A
Well, I'm not tapping into fucking augmented reality because I live in the real world, and y' all are fucking weird. And also, why does breastfeeding but organizing the milk sound?
- [26:50]
B
Breast milk is really good in florally tasting.
- [26:54]
C
Florally floral. Like, it tastes like flower.
- [26:57]
B
It tastes flowery. Yeah, like flowers.
- [26:59]
A
Have you had breast milk? No. You haven't?
- [27:01]
B
Yeah, I've had hella breast milk. I love breast milk. I don't know why you're buying that off Etsy, bro. Oh, it's good protein.
- [27:08]
A
No, you Buy it off the Tick Tock shop. We're like two seconds from people selling their breast milk.
- [27:12]
B
I bet it's on there because they sell, like, weed chocolate on there. I've seen people selling psilocybin chocolate. Oh, my God. I signed a psilocybin thing yesterday. I can't believe I have done this.
- [27:23]
C
I literally believe you've done this.
- [27:25]
B
I, like, can't believe it. But what was I gonna say? What did you just say about. Oh, the apple. The apple glass. One last thing and then we can move on from it. And then we'll give in the breast milk.
- [27:36]
A
But I mean, I'm done with it. I was just gonna say organizing my breast milk sounds fun.
- [27:40]
B
I think it's like, what does that mean?
- [27:42]
C
Is that, like, when you.
- [27:43]
B
Wait, wait, wait, let me say this.
- [27:43]
C
Wait. A bunch of bottles?
- [27:45]
A
Yeah. A bunch of baggies to save.
- [27:47]
B
Okay, so this is the last thing I'll say about, like, appleglass and augmented reality. But, like, literally look around. We are living in, like, a suffering dystopian society. Like, it is a literally dystopia. And, like, we are finally getting, like, the good things of a dystopian future. Like, fucking apple glass augmented reality. Yes. I want to fucking escape this shit. Like, okay, we're seeing, like, the big sphere in Las Vegas. Like, it's really scary and big, but, like, buildings are, like, animated now. Like, we're about to have, like, this is the one.
- [28:20]
A
You consider that the. The good part.
- [28:23]
B
That's. That's what I'm saying. Nothing is good in dystopia except for augmented reality and buildings that are covered in led.
- [28:29]
A
But they literally destroyed everything around us to force us into.
- [28:33]
B
That's what I'm saying. Like, thank God we're getting the good things finally. Like, it. Kai gets what I'm saying, but I'm so against.
- [28:40]
C
Thank God we have the TV sphere, like, literally watching emoji on.
- [28:45]
B
But also we're like, two step away from. You've seen the drone shows where they, like, send up the drones. Those are going to be Coca Cola advertisements in, like, five years. They're going to be floating above the SOFI stadium, turning, but. All right, let's get back into breast milk.
- [29:00]
A
I'm just so against that dystopian ass future. Like, and I also don't believe in it. Like, I literally don't believe in an augmented reality. I don't believe in it being fulfilling. I believe in it. Like, to me, it's like the same ideas like cryptocurrency and stuff where it's like people who are going like a little too ahead because they wanted so badly to be the martyrs of a cause, just to turn around and be like, okay, so that didn't work out, but that's okay because that's just the first run and we'll try again next time.
- [29:28]
B
And it's like, yeah, fail to succeed.
- [29:31]
C
I feel like I will suck and fuck my way into the front of the line for the Apple Store. But I do agree with you 100%. I feel like it's net negative. Like we're just creating bigger and bigger problems. Like the AI shit, we're just creating like the Matrix goo pod. Like we don't need that. You know what I mean? And I also. The theme of my thought process over the last year has just been like, I wish I just didn't know like any of this.
- [29:55]
B
Yeah, I wish I was Ted Kaczynski. Let's move to the woods and blow up the. Yeah, let's blow up every technology ever.
- [30:02]
C
Pro blowing stuff up. But I am like, I'm pro, like not knowing.
- [30:06]
B
I just said he was pro blowing things up.
- [30:09]
A
That was a weird thing to say because Drew was testing you and I passed it. 2121.
- [30:16]
B
That's where everything went wrong. Like, that was the end of everything.
- [30:21]
A
Like, to me, the furthest technology has to play in my life is the fact that we can sit and re watch the same YouTube videos and laugh. Like, that is as far as I need technology to take me. And like posting my fun little pictures and doing this. And then I just don't need it anymore because it literally is so, so weird. It is. Last night, I'm not kidding, I was like freaking the out in my bed. Like I was trying to sleep, but I literally couldn't because I was just being bombarded with how scary it is that like just 247 surveillance. And I used to not care. Like when I was younger, I'd be like, who gives a? Like, watch me through my MacBook. I don't give a. And now I'm like, what is there on this planet for me and just me. Nothing. Cuz I also won't shut the up. So like that's. That's a different.
- [31:07]
B
Okay, but back to breast milk. Can I has your breast milk, please?
- [31:13]
A
I'm. I'm forcing all my friends to drink some of my breast milk when I have some.
- [31:17]
B
You're not gonna have to force me. I'm gonna be drinking along with that fucking baby.
- [31:21]
A
I'm gonna make everybody oh, my God. I'm gonna be the first person to do a breast milk infused smoothie at Erewhon.
- [31:27]
B
Oh. I mean, breast milk is hella good for you. Like, if you have, like, psoriasis or some, like, inflamed eczema on your skin, like, pour a cup of breast milk into your bath water and, like, that shit will fix it.
- [31:38]
A
I need Madeline to give me some for the eczema around my mouth. It's. It's. Yeah, it literally is because there's women whose babies have bad eczema and psoriasis and they'll mix like an oatmeal. Oatmeal bath because, like, oat is really good for dry skin with their breast milk. And they're like, it is insane how, like, quickly it changed it because they used to just do, like, oat baths and, like, all these medicines. But a lot of the medicines that you use for eczema and psoriasis are literally, like. Because it's not necessarily, necessarily curable, but a lot of them have steroids in it to make it seem like it cured your situation, but really your face becomes reliant on it. Because that's literally what's happening to me. Like, I have really bad eczema around my mouth and the cream I use, I'm 100% allergic to. Like, it makes all around my lips, like, overly sensitive and, like, warm and, like, feel really weird and it burns my eyes.
- [32:28]
C
Just, like, treating the symptom.
- [32:29]
A
Yeah, you're just, like, treating the symptom and you can't cure it, but breast milk does, like, eradicate the fuck out of it. So I need some of Madeline's breast milk for my face.
- [32:37]
B
Yeah.
- [32:38]
A
And me, I need her to just squirt it directly onto my face, though.
- [32:41]
B
Oh, that's my fucking sister.
- [32:42]
A
Okay. And that's my girl.
- [32:44]
B
Well, me and Kai and Ino, we're having a very serious discussion and they fully agree with me on this. And, like, this is borderline, they're saying, but they agree that women should stop breastfeeding in public because it's nasty and you're a slut.
- [32:57]
A
Oh, my God. I don't. I don't think we said.
- [32:59]
B
Oh, now you're saying.
- [33:00]
A
I was actually saying the opposite. I was saying, you know how, like, they're scared kiss cams. There needs to be tick cams in public places. So if a woman is breastfeeding, the camera goes onto them and then it gets displayed to everybody and actually it's like, really up and, like, weird. I don't know why I'm admitting that. I think that's okay.
- [33:16]
B
It is really bizarre that, like, women can't freely breastfeed in public because people like Kai are there.
- [33:23]
C
Dude, what are you talking about? I look away immediately. If I notice that is happening, I actually will sprint away.
- [33:29]
B
So you hate women's body is weird. It's so weird. Like, why is that a sexualized thing?
- [33:33]
A
I know. It is fudgeing insane. It's like that baby literally needs its food and you're going to force this woman into a pod. Like the airport pod. This is too crazy. It's so crazy that, like, in the airport there's literally pods. Why can't this mother sit at the gate and feed her child without people being fucking freaks? People are just weird and nasty and, like, women will never escape the cycle of being sexualized. And it is so upsetting and awful. And I think men should kill them.
- [34:00]
B
Maybe we give.
- [34:01]
C
I agree. Men should kill themselves. I agree.
- [34:03]
B
Can I suck your boobs now? Wait, I actually.
- [34:07]
C
Just taking that 10 seconds.
- [34:09]
A
Well, I hate when you're standing in line for the bathroom, which I don't feel like you all would know this experience, but when you're standing in line in a woman's restroom and, like, the line is filling up and there are people who just like, cut through to, like, look to see if the bathroom is actually full. You. If you do that, you piss me the fuck off.
- [34:27]
B
That is so. You coded.
- [34:28]
A
Do you think? No, because I was literally about to get so upset because why the do you think we're standing in line in a public restroom right now? For fun. The line to the tampon machine. Like, what the do you think we're in line for? I hate when do that. And then they'll look and they'll be like, have you checked if the stalls are open? Like, are you dumb right now? You want me to.
- [34:50]
B
One of the greatest inventions ever. I see it at airports and bathrooms are the green and red lights above the toilets in the parking spots. Like, that's cool. Like, that's. We ate with that. Like, if the light is green, it's open. If it's red, it's occupied and you don't have to walk up to it.
- [35:06]
C
Is that a thing?
- [35:07]
B
Yeah.
- [35:07]
A
I don't know if it's in bathrooms.
- [35:09]
B
Yeah, I've been in airports with those.
- [35:11]
A
Wow.
- [35:11]
B
Yeah, it's really. It's really fun.
- [35:13]
A
How does it know? Is it because of the lock?
- [35:16]
B
Actually, it might be. I was gonna just say some. That there's Like a sensor in there, but it probably is like, the lock. But those. You know those cameras on the toilet that, like, the sensors are actually cameras looking up your vag china?
- [35:29]
A
I without fail always think that, and I will never not think that. And I'm like, it's like how ever since I saw the video of somebody taking the thing out of an ATM or like a gas station pump, like, the card thing.
- [35:39]
B
Oh, I do that every time.
- [35:40]
A
Ever since, like, I saw the video of somebody committing fraud. And, like, they rip it on. They're like, dude, they were scanning everybody's cards. I look at everything and I'm like, that is fake. And it is a replica on top of the actual thing to surveillance me right now. It is literally tracking me.
- [35:55]
B
This is going to be augmented reality in a couple years.
- [36:00]
A
You're so annoying. But, yeah, I only even said the bathroom thing because we were in Malibu at this restaurant, and this woman came in, and there was a regular restroom and then the employees only restroom. And she was like, what's that? And then we were like, it's employees only. And she goes, well, we can just go in there. And all of us literally said nothing. Because we were like, you need to kill yourself. Because if she went and wiggled the handle and tried to open the employees only bathroom, she was like, why don't you. One of you go get the key to, like, ask one of the employees. Since the line is.
- [36:33]
B
So why don't you.
- [36:34]
A
I know. And we were like, none of us said anything, but I know. All of us were like, bitch, why don't you fudgeing do that. And she just got in the line. She's like, this is ridiculous. And we were. We've already been in the line for 15 minutes, so, bitch, why the fuck are you getting in this line? And, like, trying to, like, start conversation with us. Like, shut the fuck up. And then the man she was with got behind her and was like, oh, now I see why it's taking so long. Because you girls. You girls just take so long in those bathrooms. And no one said anything. And no one said anything. And then one girl was like, like, yeah, I need to go in there and do my blowout. Like. Like, do, like, a hair blowout.
- [37:04]
B
Blow her back out.
- [37:05]
A
Yeah.
- [37:06]
B
With what?
- [37:07]
A
Well, she had her. She had a rose toy in her hand, which I was like, wow, Level.
- [37:11]
B
Three rose toy, level three.
- [37:15]
A
What is.
- [37:17]
C
What was that?
- [37:18]
A
Dude, that was like, not.
- [37:21]
C
What was that?
- [37:21]
B
I'm E.T. i'm an alien. I'm extra. Hey, See, there's levels to this bar that if you get it, you get it. But, like, you gotta read between the lines.
- [37:35]
A
You're shaking.
- [37:39]
B
I'm not. It's just when I like my tendons.
- [37:42]
A
You have no dexterity.
- [37:44]
B
No, I got that.
- [37:44]
A
Because you don't be fingering.
- [37:47]
C
You don't be fingers.
- [37:48]
B
Yeah, look at this. I got too much.
- [37:50]
A
You're literally shaking so bad. You're, like, trembling.
- [37:55]
C
Drew, look at your nails. Really quick. Look at your nails.
- [38:00]
A
Okay, what were you seeing if he was gonna go like this?
- [38:05]
B
What?
- [38:05]
C
You know the. The gay test for middle school?
- [38:08]
B
Yeah. I never saw that. Hella. I just know it.
- [38:12]
C
I did. I failed that. And I actually remember it in seventh grade. And everyone was like, oh, you're gay. And I was like, that doesn't make sense.
- [38:19]
B
I remember, like, not knowing what it was in seventh grade and someone doing it to me and me passing as a straight man and, like, literally being like. Like, I literally am straight. Like, I'm not hiding anything.
- [38:34]
C
Yeah, I remember that. Like, actually kind of, like, being, like, determining for people. Like, for that week. Being like, oh, I guess maybe I am questioning my sexuality.
- [38:41]
B
Queer questioning.
- [38:45]
A
I wonder what. Like, if that. That has to still. Those antics have to still be a thing in certain areas.
- [38:51]
B
Like, they've probably gotten so much worse. Like, I guarantee, like, the pendulum has swung. Like, yeah, yeah, they're evil. Like, I'm literally scared every time I walk next to a kid. Like, like. Or a 17 year old. I'm, like, terrified of 17 and 18 year olds right now. Like, y' all are scary. And I know you're watching this. You scare me, you know, too much.
- [39:14]
A
Wow. Yeah. I don't like seeing groups of teenagers out because it really upsets me. Also, where are your parents? Like, I don't know. Like, when we went to Halloween Horror Nights, there were so many, like, groups of teenagers hanging out late at night. And I was like, literally, where are your parents? Like, I can't believe your parents left you here alone. Also, why is it legal for them to be there alone? Like, I don't know why. I just felt. Felt so, so odd. Like, we're in a place where they serve alcohol. Like, why are you here alone? Like, it feels really not normal.
- [39:45]
B
No, it's like a vibe. I remember going to Six Flags alone for the first time and it being like, I'm like a grown up now. Like, I can do things like this, but my mom was just waiting at the Denny's across the street. Like, they're there. But Halloween Horror nights was lit like.
- [39:59]
A
It was so funny.
- [40:01]
B
Like, I was like, I'm not scared of like, nothing scares me. And then like when those with the chainsaws like, came up and blew that exhaust in my face literally gave me carbon monoxide. Like, literally was like, like blowing the exhaust my face. I was like, bruh, like, chill. I can't breathe. I lost brain cells. I was actually scared.
- [40:20]
A
I'm just like. So I realized like.
- [40:29]
C
Oh my God.
- [40:30]
B
Okay, yeah, sorry.
- [40:35]
A
I've just realized like, I'm not. I'm like, not easily scared like that. But more than anything, like, I'm just so embarrassed. Like, I'm so easily embarrassed by like the antics of it. And I understand. That's just me being a bitter person, a bitter hater. I know, I know. Trust and believe. But, like, I just like, couldn't. Like, I. I couldn't. Like, I just would see them and I'm like, ew. You're literally in a costume trying to scare me right now.
- [40:59]
B
Bobby Brown's residency, like in the Stranger Things. She does much.
- [41:03]
C
Is she getting paid to do that?
- [41:05]
B
Only like 60 bucks a day.
- [41:06]
A
What?
- [41:06]
B
Yeah, she did it because she loves her fans.
- [41:09]
A
Millie.
- [41:10]
B
Bobby Brown fell the off. No, but she ate the girl at the end. I was like, like the theatrics of it all was like.
- [41:37]
A
Yeah, that's the thing is like, so at Halloween Horror Nights, there's a bunch of themed houses. So there's like Stranger Things, Last of Us, like an Evil Dead one. Like, there's all these themes, but the ones that are like show based. Like the Last of Us, they have actors in there, like playing scenes. And this is so up. And I like feel so bad for saying this, but there was this one part where Elle's character, whatever her name is from Last House, like the character also, like, it's just so funny to see. Like, obviously they cannot hire a 14 year old to play a 14 year old. It has to be an adult playing a 14 year old. But all the adults playing the 14 year old, like, looked 28. They were short. They were just like really short girls. And there was this one scene where like walking through, she's like behind the gate and she's like, this is awkward and like moves. And I really wanted to get it on video. So I stood there trying to get it and it was dark and I stood there for way too long. And she saw me to film her because it's literally her behind the gate going, oh, this is awkward. And I'm moving to the side and I got a video.
- [42:39]
B
It Was so sad.
- [42:41]
A
So I'm so sorry. Hiding from me.
- [42:46]
B
She literally ran away from the camera and she missed her cues. Like it also like thinking about how Halloween or like haunted houses work. It's just him repeating like the same motion over and over and like it has to be on time and they have to like, like know it on time. But like it was just playing on the speaker and she wasn't like banging on the glass. Well, this is awkward. Like she wasn't.
- [43:07]
C
Oh, that was her line, dude.
- [43:09]
A
Yeah, that was her line.
- [43:10]
C
Oh my God, dude.
- [43:10]
A
If you watch the show, like some of that girl's dialogue sucked so bad. So it's literally dialogue from the show. And some dude, some of the. They made that kid say. I was like, what the is happening? But that's.
- [43:22]
B
She was like 37 in the show or like in real life, that's a 37 year old woman.
- [43:27]
A
The girl who played. Yeah, no, she's literally like 37. You scared me. I was like, dude, damn, she looks really young.
- [43:36]
B
She looks great.
- [43:38]
A
But yeah, I got a video of her like hiding because I couldn't see like at first because I was just in this like loud room. I was looking at my phone and I was like, where is she? Like I'm not seeing her on camera. I was like, oh, maybe it's just too dark. So I turned my flash on and then I realized like I was like, oh wait, she's literally hiding from me. And you can vaguely see like through the crack. She's like at the side like waiting for me to move so she can keep doing it.
- [44:01]
B
Cuz she's going to be blinded by your flash.
- [44:03]
A
But I felt really bad and I. If somehow this crosses your page, I swear I'm not making fun of you. It was just funny to me that this is awkward in this like haunted house. And I'm really sorry, but it's cracking me up.
- [44:17]
B
What they need like a really actually scary haunted house. Like one like the scariest thing I can imagine. And this would be really easy to do is just a, A haunted house where there are no oiled up twerking booties like everywhere. Like imagine a world like imagine a world like where that's not happening. Like I can't even imagine you coming out shaking, like sweating, like I'm withdrawing from opiates because I like need it.
- [44:43]
C
I had a, I had a question. Would you guys still let me be the, the producer of the podcast if I was a worm?
- [44:50]
A
No.
- [44:51]
B
Yeah, you're.
- [44:52]
A
You're barely making it now. You're barely making the cut now. I'd squit you. All right, when you say worm, the thing is, like, this really ghost. See, like, goes to show how I view you, because when you said worm, I was thinking more like maggot larvae. Like, this big worm. Like, I wasn't even thinking. Like, you weren't even, like, an earthworm.
- [45:13]
C
Yeah, like, in my mind, I'm an earthworm.
- [45:15]
B
I was thinking of you, like, as a fishing lure. Like, yeah, Like a caterpillar that's about to turn into a butterfly and metamorphosize into something great.
- [45:22]
C
Okay. All right. We. I got the answer. Okay.
- [45:26]
B
Yeah.
- [45:26]
A
I mean, don't ask the tough questions that you don't want the tough answers.
- [45:29]
C
You're actually hella right.
- [45:30]
A
Also, I stopped watching plane crash videos and murder documentaries, and I am no happier than I was before. Like, if anything, like, I was saying, like. Like, I just need to, like, tap back in.
- [45:40]
B
Like, drinking Cokes or stopping. Like, it's the same idea. Like, when I stop drinking a coke. Like, stop drinking sodas and, like, doing cocaine and shooting up heroin and smoking meth. Like, you didn't get worse. Like, I feel worse, so I just fall back into those habits. Like.
- [45:58]
A
Like, it's like, the people who are like, I cut out coffee. Oh, whoa. I cut out coffee. Like, ah. Like, I feel so much better. One, no, you don't. Two, you're lying to yourself. Three, you're boring.
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C
Four, is coffee bad for you?
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A
I think people. Because it's like, if you take melatonin a lot, you are depleting your natural chemicals that, like, make you sleepy.
- [46:20]
C
Can I just say one thing? Don't talk to me until I've had my cup of coffee. Okay.
- [46:26]
B
Exactly.
- [46:28]
C
Just don't even speak to me until I've finished it.
- [46:30]
B
Don't talk to me until I've macro dosed porn. Yeah, y' all are on that. Microdosing with porn.
- [46:38]
C
Like, don't talk to Drew until he's gooned for seven hours.
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B
Edging and gooning session.
- [46:44]
A
I don't know what that is.
- [46:46]
B
Honestly, that makes me so happy for you. You know what edging is?
- [46:50]
A
I know what edging is. I don't know what kind of the same thing.
- [46:53]
C
Okay, Edging is good for you.
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B
Yeah. Promotes testosterone. Makes you last longer in bed for the ladies. Oh, we all know those 30 seconds and over. Guys.
- [47:08]
A
Whoa.
- [47:09]
B
I met five nights at Freddy's. I literally did. Like, I'm not even.
- [47:30]
A
Dude, you're, like, literally on a crazy tip. How do we get invited to the premiere of Five Nights at Freddy's. Like, I feel like we could make that happen.
- [47:37]
B
I think we did.
- [47:38]
A
Nah.
- [47:39]
B
Yeah, I think. Oh, no, no, no, no. I got invite invited to the premiere of. Never mind. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not bragging. Okay, well, one last thing I want to talk about before we move on to media and Drew Cyop Corner is, y' all, have you seen the insurrection of Mojang? No, Mojang. Minecraft. Mojang. They are. The community is finally.
- [48:12]
A
I was thinking of against the restaurant Mojangles. I thought. I thought. That's Bojangles.
- [48:18]
B
Yeah, it's Bojangles.
- [48:19]
A
Oh, I thought you were talking about a restaurant.
- [48:21]
B
No, I'm talking about Minecraft. The community is finally, like, uniting and rising up against Minecraft and all their crimes against the community. Like, every so often, like, there's a voting system where you get to vote for, like, a new critter to be added to the game. They could add all three. Like, why don't they add all three and they make us vote? And the community is like, just add all three of them. You already have three of what? The critters. Like, the new animals, like the bees, the cows, the horses.
- [48:50]
A
That's what this is about. I thought it was like, they were taking money from, like, developers.
- [48:54]
C
I always imagine, like, a January 6th.
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B
6Th.
- [48:56]
A
Yeah.
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B
They know they are.
- [48:59]
C
What?
- [48:59]
B
Look, but it's over.
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A
The critters. We need to do that for Fortnite and get rid of the chickens and all the animals that attack you because it's so pointless. Like, the amount of times I've been on such a grind. But I get caught in the storm and then I get out and a chicken is attacking me. Like, that's the last thing on eat on my.
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C
Do you remember the wolves in Fortnite, dude?
- [49:17]
A
Yes.
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C
They were so annoying.
- [49:19]
A
They were so annoying. We had such a domestic, like. Like, last few nights together that it was literally cracking me up. Like when we were sitting watching Love is Blind on the couch and we were both in PJ sitting there, I literally was looking at you. I was like, oh, my God. This is literally what married couples do. Like, we ate dinner and then we were sitting and watching tv and, like, it felt so funny. Like, it was just cracking me up.
- [49:40]
B
And we made dinner last night.
- [49:41]
A
Yeah, Sometimes we fall into such a. Like, yeah, we literally made dinner for Orion and she came over. I was like, this is literally so funny. Like, this.
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B
This.
- [49:49]
A
We are. We have fully hit mid to late twenties like, we've just. We've. We are there. Like, there's no. Wait, what?
- [49:58]
B
Our mid 18.
- [50:00]
A
Oh, yeah. Because you're 17. Are you excited to turn 18? I feel like it's been forever.
- [50:04]
B
Yeah, I'm excited to finally be legal.
- [50:07]
A
What. What's the first thing you're gonna do in your legal age?
- [50:09]
B
Vote.
- [50:10]
A
Oh, wow.
- [50:11]
B
Vote for Joe Biden.
- [50:12]
A
That's really responsible.
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C
Vote for Joe.
- [50:16]
A
We did it, Joe.
- [50:18]
B
I'm gonna vote for Marianne Williamson. She likes birds. It's a real person. She likes birds, and she's really sweet, and she's like, really?
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A
Oh, wow. Well, that was this episode.
- [50:33]
B
Wait, no, no, wait. Do, like.
- [50:35]
A
My name's Jessica. No, I had a really good one the other day. Oh, I know. Our other one was. My name is Sadie, and I like to sing.
- [50:45]
B
Josiah, come here. Josiah, come here.
- [50:53]
A
I had a really good one last night. Oh, wait, I know what mine was. My name is Sadie, and I like to sing. My name is Danielle, and I built Large Mon Village. Yeah. My name is is Steven Peterson, and I built Lar Village. My name is Tyler, and I love the Hollywood Bowl.
- [51:23]
B
What is. What is that? What does it become like?
- [51:27]
A
My name is Jessica Bale, and I've won 18 Emmys Oscars. Is Jessica Bale not a person?
- [51:37]
C
Jessica.
- [51:38]
A
Oh, beal veal. Like steak, no mistake.
- [51:43]
B
Like goats. I'm the hey, goaded. Hey, greatest of them all.
- [51:47]
A
Yeah. If we cut you up and ate it, and we'd be eating veal.
- [51:50]
B
Yeah. And if we cut you up and ate it, you would be like ground sausage.
- [51:56]
A
No, I'd be like ground sardines. I'd be a sardine paste.
- [52:01]
B
Fishy, fishy, fishy.
- [52:03]
A
All right, well, media of the week is Love is Blind. Duh. And my. I only have one thing to say for song media, and it's I want you the deluxe version by Marvin Gaye, which I think is what I said last time. And then I just listened to when the Morning Comes by Daryl hall and John Oates like eight times this morning, and it made me so happy.
- [52:30]
B
Mine is Wonder Wall by Ryan Adams. Sugar Ross, I think. Sugar Ross. I love them. Just listen to the music. Get into it. Yeah. Then what the was that song I was listening to? I was blasting it in the car. Oh, well, y' all want to get those, too? New. What'd you say? Oh, yeah, yeah. The new 100 Tricks Point Never album. Y' all tap.
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A
That first song is, like, so goddamn good.
- [53:07]
B
One of the best intros to an album I've ever Heard in my life.
- [53:12]
A
Other than Bambi by Claro. I re listen to Sling and Bambi is such a good opening song to an album. It's crazy.
- [53:20]
B
The whole album is literally just so cool. It's like the best parts of all of OPN's music and albums that I like mixed into one album and it's really freaking good. Please.
- [53:32]
A
An Invisible man by the Breeders.
- [53:35]
B
Please listen to it. Okay, let's get in to Drew's Psyop corner. Welcome to Drew Psyop Corner. I need a couple of yalls ugly ass boyfriends to sit on my porch this Halloween.
- [53:49]
A
Let's do it. You looking for applause? Oh, you're. Wait, no. You're calling me and Kai the ugly boyfriends?
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B
Yeah.
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A
Oh.
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C
Oh.
- [53:59]
B
I pray body dysmorphia is real, because if it's not, I'm ugly as. Imagine if you died on Spotify Rap Day and your friends had to figure out what they were gonna post to their stories first. Your obituary or they're Spotify wrapped.
- [54:20]
A
Dude. If my friends mix up their story with me and their Spotify robbed, I would literally haunt them from the dead. Like you can't just wait a few days.
- [54:29]
B
Imagine if you died on emergency intercom release day and your funeral was planned at the same time and you have to decide if you're going to listen to emergency intercom or go to your friends.
- [54:41]
A
You just said imagine if you died.
- [54:44]
B
Die, die, die. All of you die. I have one more, but it sucks. I definitely would have been stoned to death in a town square.
- [54:52]
A
I don't think that sucks. Because it's true.
- [54:54]
B
Yeah, it's true. Oh my God, Drake. I cannot believe I did not put this earlier in the episode. And we might have to put this earlier in the episode because I know are not listening this deep. Drake. You. You. Drake. Oh my God.
- [55:11]
A
What did he do to you?
- [55:12]
B
Piss me the off. So one he wants to go online and say, oh, everything Drew is saying about us hooking up and is not real. I have the footage. Do you want me to release the footage of your tiny penis? You and Kanye giving each other back shots? Because I will. And then you have the audacity, the audacity to put a song about me on your album. Hello, Drew's a Picasso. Drew is a Picasso. You. Now you're calling me a work of art all of a sudden? Yes, I have a nice body. Yes, I have a monster dick. Yes, I blew your back out. How the are you not? Oh my God, I'm so actually pissed.
- [55:45]
A
You shouldn't even do. Like you were ignoring the fact that you signed, like a crazy NDA. And I don't know why you're saying all of this like you're gon.
- [55:52]
B
He knows if he break. If he tells me I broke the NDA, he knows his nudes are getting leaked and he's embarrassed. He's an embarrassed guy. Drake, delete the song or tell him it's who it's.
- [56:02]
A
Have you listened to the song? Cuz I haven't. I haven't either.
- [56:05]
B
It's probably, like, terrible. The new album is good.
- [56:08]
A
Actually, unironically, the Sexy Red song is like the one. That's the one. All right, well, thanks for listening to this episode, guys. I hope you have an amazing day, and I hope nobody had any comments to make about my scary bangs. All right.
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B
Oh, someone made a this is Drew Phillips playlist.
- [56:27]
A
I like that cover.
- [56:28]
C
Drew, can I use the toilet?
- [56:30]
A
No.
- [56:30]
B
Absolutely.
- [56:31]
A
You need to go home and use your own toilet.
- [56:33]
C
Can I please use yours? I have to pee.
- [56:37]
A
He's gonna get our released.
- [56:41]
B
What did you just ask me? What did you just ask me?
- [56:48]
C
Drew? Can I please use the toilet? I need a piece so bad. Can I please use the toilet?
- [56:54]
A
Ew, look at his legs. Ew. Are those new shoes?
- [57:00]
C
Yeah, these are new shoes.
- [57:01]
B
You actually ate them up.
- [57:02]
C
I had to tap into the sambas just as they were exiting.
- [57:06]
B
You're the last person to wear sambas.
- [57:08]
A
You were the last person known to mankind to purchase sambas.
- [57:11]
B
You know what fucking sucks is now the. The Onasuka Tigers are literally the new sambas.
- [57:21]
A
And that's okay because it's such a niche bubble.
- [57:23]
C
That's why I got.
- [57:24]
B
I posted them first.
- [57:25]
C
I'm such a annoying, ugly.
- [57:29]
B
You cannot be saying that, Kyle. I said Kai.
- [57:33]
A
I used to call him Kyle.
- [57:34]
C
Can I please pee in the toilet?
- [57:36]
A
Drew, no. Okay, stop. Cut that because you're done. You're done.
- [57:39]
B
Crazy. I'm the toilet and you're saying you're gonna pee on me? No.
- [57:47]
A
All right, thank you guys for listening by. Yeah.