Podcast Summary: Emergency Intercom – "New Set Reveal"

Release Date: May 17, 2024
Host/Authors: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
Duration: Approximately 71 minutes

Introduction: Humorous Beginnings and Studio Excitement (00:19 – 01:55)

The episode opens with a comedic scenario where Drew and Kai find themselves seemingly gagged and bewildered about their location:

Drew ([00:19]): "Oh, my God. I can't believe this. Where are we?"
Kai ([00:27]): "How did we get here? What the."

This playful confusion sets a lighthearted tone as Drew eagerly announces the launch of their new studio space, expressing immense relief after being confined to a kitchen:

Drew ([01:26]): "Yeah, well, shout out laserdim and also shout out TMG because we have a studio now. What the fuck? It’s about damn time."

Kai echoes the excitement, highlighting the long-awaited return to a dedicated workspace:

Kai ([01:42]): "We worked very hard, and you better be excited."

Shout-Outs and Setting Up the New Studio (01:26 – 04:12)

The hosts extend shout-outs to supportive artists and collaborators, emphasizing the significance of their new studio setup:

Kai ([01:26]): "Shout out Laserdim... but no, we do a good job at cutting it out. We cut it out."

They humorously discuss the logistical challenges of moving out of their kitchen:

Drew ([04:15]): "We cut it out. Also, it was funny because one of the top comments was like, oh, just he just fell."

Exploring "Ozempic Babies" and Misinformation (05:35 – 07:18)

A significant portion of the episode delves into the speculative topic of "Ozempic babies," comparing it to past health crises:

Kai ([05:35]): "What no one's fucking talking about is Ozempic babies. They're going to be hella Ozempic babies."

Drew critiques the spread of misinformation, highlighting the responsibility that comes with discussing such theories:

Drew ([06:41]): "You always sit on this fudgeing podcast and you're like, oh, I just have this bad thing where I just take information from TikTok. That's me with you."

ABBA Holograms and Public Perceptions (07:18 – 09:13)

Drew shares his surprise upon discovering that ABBA members are still active through hologram technology, leading to playful banter:

Drew ([07:32]): "They just don't want to work anymore. All of them are alive?"

Kai and Enya join in the astonishment, reinforcing the humorous disbelief:

Kai ([09:00]): "Oh, we're dumb as fudge too, because I genuinely thought they were dead."

Squirrel Suits, Powered Paragliding, and Water Speakers (09:16 – 20:04)

The conversation shifts to extreme sports and quirky activities like squirrel suits and powered paragliding, with Drew expressing annoyance and fascination:

Drew ([17:03]): "Really, you're not paying me to get in that. I'm not getting in that."

Kai reminisces about water speakers, adding a nostalgic and comedic layer:

Kai ([11:26]): "I literally ordered them. And then I found them in Main Event."

Enya clarifies terminology, leading to more laughs and shared experiences:

Enya ([20:04]): "But it's called powered paragliding."

Personal Anecdotes on Eating Habits and Relationships (20:04 – 31:24)

Hosts share humorous yet relatable stories about their eating habits, particularly focusing on KFC consumption and its effects:

Drew ([28:15]): "I did drink a bunch of lean to like, ease my anxiety."
Kai ([31:24]): "I was talking to her about Tommy. Like, she always talks about her tummy, and I make fun of her for it."

They discuss the dynamics of living together, food habits, and mutual teasing:

Kai ([32:04]): "I literally have a hundred minutes at least of video footage of me eating these meals."
Drew ([33:40]): "I want to see E. Let me see. They're so nasty."

Social Interactions and Group Chat Misadventures (31:24 – 44:25)

Kai recounts accidentally joining a bizarre group chat where all messages are in Korean, leading to comedic exchanges:

Kai ([51:14]): "They literally sent me, like, a wire for $8,000, and I could have robbed them blind, but I'm a good person."

Drew and Enya participate in the humorous fallout from this mishap, emphasizing their playful camaraderie:

Drew ([52:06]): "All normal responses."

Relationship Dynamics and Self-Perception (44:25 – 54:37)

The hosts delve into their relationship dynamics, discussing insecurities and the humorous interplay of being perceived by others:

Drew ([48:32]): "Like, no one's like, oh, my God, this girl. Who is this girl? It's literally like they're like, who the is making all that noise?"

Kai shares thoughts on mutual support and the quirky aspects of their relationship:

Kai ([54:02]): "Come back to me. Is that a good. Is that Riz? Y'all let me know."

Scary Encounters and Shared Experiences (54:37 – 64:24)

Enya recounts a tense moment when Drew texted about potential self-harm, which turned into a misunderstanding involving a creative project:

Enya ([56:37]): "He shows me what he was working on, which were these schizophrenic ass a cappella covers."

Kai and Drew share spooky anecdotes about seeing bowls in mirrors and other eerie experiences, keeping the tone humorous despite the topic:

Kai ([42:52]): "Always there. I'm not kidding. I did it, like, six or seven times."

Media and Book Discussions (64:24 – 70:45)

The conversation transitions to discussing media, including books like Franz Kafka's "Metamorphosis" and music that evokes mixed emotions:

Kai ([64:53]): "Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. It’s really dark and sad. I bought a bunch of sad books."

Drew shares his struggles with repetitive music loops and their impact on his mental state:

Drew ([65:27]): "I've been listening to the same music for the past few months. I've been in a perpetual hole."

Final Banter and Set Reveal (70:45 – End)

The episode concludes with playful banter about personal insecurities, the new set, and humorous attempts to scream into the studio's acoustics:

Kai ([71:06]): "I got to get the second one out. The second one's the better one."

They wrap up by teasing future content and maintaining their signature comedic rapport:

Drew ([71:25]): "These better be good or I'm going to be pissed."

Notable Quotes:

• Drew ([02:59]): "I'm a warrior in this life, and my head is always up."
• Kai ([05:35]): "Ozempic babies. That's a thing."
• Enya ([09:23]): "I'm over here now if you want to hit me."
• Kai ([31:24]): "I make fun of her for it."
• Drew ([44:25]): "Men shouldn't be swinging. Men shouldn't be eating fruits of any kind."

Conclusion:

"Emergency Intercom – New Set Reveal" is a whirlwind of comedic banter, personal anecdotes, and lighthearted discussions on a variety of topics. From celebrating their new studio space to delving into quirky theories and shared experiences, Enya, Drew, and Kai offer listeners a blend of humor, relatability, and genuine camaraderie. Whether they're riffing on misinformation, reminiscing about past activities, or navigating the dynamics of their relationships, the episode provides an engaging and entertaining listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.