New set reveal

Summary

Podcast Summary: Emergency Intercom – "New Set Reveal"

Release Date: May 17, 2024
Host/Authors: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
Duration: Approximately 71 minutes

Introduction: Humorous Beginnings and Studio Excitement (00:19 – 01:55)

The episode opens with a comedic scenario where Drew and Kai find themselves seemingly gagged and bewildered about their location:

Drew ([00:19]): "Oh, my God. I can't believe this. Where are we?"
Kai ([00:27]): "How did we get here? What the."

This playful confusion sets a lighthearted tone as Drew eagerly announces the launch of their new studio space, expressing immense relief after being confined to a kitchen:

Drew ([01:26]): "Yeah, well, shout out laserdim and also shout out TMG because we have a studio now. What the fuck? It’s about damn time."

Kai echoes the excitement, highlighting the long-awaited return to a dedicated workspace:

Kai ([01:42]): "We worked very hard, and you better be excited."

Shout-Outs and Setting Up the New Studio (01:26 – 04:12)

The hosts extend shout-outs to supportive artists and collaborators, emphasizing the significance of their new studio setup:

Kai ([01:26]): "Shout out Laserdim... but no, we do a good job at cutting it out. We cut it out."

They humorously discuss the logistical challenges of moving out of their kitchen:

Drew ([04:15]): "We cut it out. Also, it was funny because one of the top comments was like, oh, just he just fell."

Exploring "Ozempic Babies" and Misinformation (05:35 – 07:18)

A significant portion of the episode delves into the speculative topic of "Ozempic babies," comparing it to past health crises:

Kai ([05:35]): "What no one's fucking talking about is Ozempic babies. They're going to be hella Ozempic babies."

Drew critiques the spread of misinformation, highlighting the responsibility that comes with discussing such theories:

Drew ([06:41]): "You always sit on this fudgeing podcast and you're like, oh, I just have this bad thing where I just take information from TikTok. That's me with you."

ABBA Holograms and Public Perceptions (07:18 – 09:13)

Drew shares his surprise upon discovering that ABBA members are still active through hologram technology, leading to playful banter:

Drew ([07:32]): "They just don't want to work anymore. All of them are alive?"

Kai and Enya join in the astonishment, reinforcing the humorous disbelief:

Kai ([09:00]): "Oh, we're dumb as fudge too, because I genuinely thought they were dead."

Squirrel Suits, Powered Paragliding, and Water Speakers (09:16 – 20:04)

The conversation shifts to extreme sports and quirky activities like squirrel suits and powered paragliding, with Drew expressing annoyance and fascination:

Drew ([17:03]): "Really, you're not paying me to get in that. I'm not getting in that."

Kai reminisces about water speakers, adding a nostalgic and comedic layer:

Kai ([11:26]): "I literally ordered them. And then I found them in Main Event."

Enya clarifies terminology, leading to more laughs and shared experiences:

Enya ([20:04]): "But it's called powered paragliding."

Personal Anecdotes on Eating Habits and Relationships (20:04 – 31:24)

Hosts share humorous yet relatable stories about their eating habits, particularly focusing on KFC consumption and its effects:

Drew ([28:15]): "I did drink a bunch of lean to like, ease my anxiety."
Kai ([31:24]): "I was talking to her about Tommy. Like, she always talks about her tummy, and I make fun of her for it."

They discuss the dynamics of living together, food habits, and mutual teasing:

Kai ([32:04]): "I literally have a hundred minutes at least of video footage of me eating these meals."
Drew ([33:40]): "I want to see E. Let me see. They're so nasty."

Social Interactions and Group Chat Misadventures (31:24 – 44:25)

Kai recounts accidentally joining a bizarre group chat where all messages are in Korean, leading to comedic exchanges:

Kai ([51:14]): "They literally sent me, like, a wire for $8,000, and I could have robbed them blind, but I'm a good person."

Drew and Enya participate in the humorous fallout from this mishap, emphasizing their playful camaraderie:

Drew ([52:06]): "All normal responses."

Relationship Dynamics and Self-Perception (44:25 – 54:37)

The hosts delve into their relationship dynamics, discussing insecurities and the humorous interplay of being perceived by others:

Drew ([48:32]): "Like, no one's like, oh, my God, this girl. Who is this girl? It's literally like they're like, who the is making all that noise?"

Kai shares thoughts on mutual support and the quirky aspects of their relationship:

Kai ([54:02]): "Come back to me. Is that a good. Is that Riz? Y'all let me know."

Scary Encounters and Shared Experiences (54:37 – 64:24)

Enya recounts a tense moment when Drew texted about potential self-harm, which turned into a misunderstanding involving a creative project:

Enya ([56:37]): "He shows me what he was working on, which were these schizophrenic ass a cappella covers."

Kai and Drew share spooky anecdotes about seeing bowls in mirrors and other eerie experiences, keeping the tone humorous despite the topic:

Kai ([42:52]): "Always there. I'm not kidding. I did it, like, six or seven times."

Media and Book Discussions (64:24 – 70:45)

The conversation transitions to discussing media, including books like Franz Kafka's "Metamorphosis" and music that evokes mixed emotions:

Kai ([64:53]): "Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. It’s really dark and sad. I bought a bunch of sad books."

Drew shares his struggles with repetitive music loops and their impact on his mental state:

Drew ([65:27]): "I've been listening to the same music for the past few months. I've been in a perpetual hole."

Final Banter and Set Reveal (70:45 – End)

The episode concludes with playful banter about personal insecurities, the new set, and humorous attempts to scream into the studio's acoustics:

Kai ([71:06]): "I got to get the second one out. The second one's the better one."

They wrap up by teasing future content and maintaining their signature comedic rapport:

Drew ([71:25]): "These better be good or I'm going to be pissed."

Notable Quotes:

• Drew ([02:59]): "I'm a warrior in this life, and my head is always up."
• Kai ([05:35]): "Ozempic babies. That's a thing."
• Enya ([09:23]): "I'm over here now if you want to hit me."
• Kai ([31:24]): "I make fun of her for it."
• Drew ([44:25]): "Men shouldn't be swinging. Men shouldn't be eating fruits of any kind."

Conclusion:

"Emergency Intercom – New Set Reveal" is a whirlwind of comedic banter, personal anecdotes, and lighthearted discussions on a variety of topics. From celebrating their new studio space to delving into quirky theories and shared experiences, Enya, Drew, and Kai offer listeners a blend of humor, relatability, and genuine camaraderie. Whether they're riffing on misinformation, reminiscing about past activities, or navigating the dynamics of their relationships, the episode provides an engaging and entertaining listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Drew]

Oh, my God. I can't believe this. Where are we?

[Kai]

How did we get here? What the.

[Drew]

Also, I thought you were actually like, oh, my God.

[Kai]

No, I literally am gagged, though. I'm like, holy.

[Drew]

I know. I'm like, well, first of all, welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I always say that. Welcome back to this episode. Welcome to this episode. So you might have seen what happened last week because that song is a classic.

[Kai]

Dude, I love that song.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. And that hurt.

[Kai]

That hurts so trap. So old. Gotta run out the house before the roof fall on me.

[Drew]

I kept seeing that comment. What song is that from?

[Kai]

It's Laser. Laser Dim. Like, when I was like, like, talking about him in, like, a few episodes before. I mean, I was talking about him a bunch before, but then I saw someone, like, make an edit to that song, and they were like, this crossover is, like, horrifying. Like, this should not. This should have never happened. But no. Shout out laserdim.

[Drew]

Yeah, well, shout out laserdim and also shout out tmg because we have a studio now. What the fuck? And, yeah, I, like, literally don't know what to say about it. I mean, it's about damn time. Like, we've been in that damn kitchen.

[Kai]

That damn so long, and we finally have our kitchen back, y' all. It's so great. Like, it's gonna be a movie. I was literally, last night, I was like, damn, we gotta start cooking again in. Yeah. And I was like, that doesn't even sound.

[Drew]

Yeah we would ever do. Also, like, I could imagine me cooking because, like, it's in my DNA as a woman, but I can period.

[Kai]

Period. Yeah, like, serve me.

[Drew]

You don't even eat.

[Kai]

Serve me. But, like, be submissive, like, just in general. Like, women should just be submissive in general. Like, that's what the Bible says or whatever. I've been. I've been reading the Bible a lot. But no, I. I broke my. No. Or my neck because the roof decided to target my head and my head only.

[Drew]

What happens when you're a good person?

[Kai]

Yeah, Actually, no, wait, that was very manly of me. Like, that was giving, like, bring back real men.

[Drew]

Like, I don't think so. You didn't, like, shove your head in front of mine to make sure you weren't damaged? Also, to clarify my neck when I went to the hospital after that, they were like, oh, my God. Everything about you is so straight. Your spine is straight. Your soul is straight. Your. Your mind is straight. No, so I don't Need a neck brace to, like, keep my head up, because I'm a warrior in this life, and my head is always up. And Drew, absolutely. They were like, okay, so not only is your neck not straight, they were just looking at him, and they were like, I can see something here.

[Kai]

Something is seriously sinister. And off here, something is very dark. No, that's not true. I'm straight.

[Drew]

Wait, Kai, have you made sure these.

[Kai]

Are, like, actually on? Are they recording?

[Drew]

Mic check first. Can you hurry? You're, like, moving slow as.

[Enya]

One sec.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Okay. So embarrassing.

[Enya]

So it's this mic.

[Drew]

Don't. I didn't say touch it. I said, did we do a mic check? I don't even know why you're, like. You're covering me.

[Enya]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Kai]

It's this. It's this.

[Enya]

My hearing's gone, and I'm kind of drunk, too, so.

[Drew]

Why would you be drunk? You can barely walk.

[Kai]

He's in pain.

[Drew]

Don't get. Go, go. Just go. Like, move faster. Like, move. Today.

[Kai]

I smelled the alcohol on him.

[Drew]

I know he reeked.

[Kai]

I smelled it.

[Drew]

I think those are the clothes that he got crushed in, too.

[Kai]

Yeah. Randomly.

[Drew]

He hasn't changed randomly. He's been wearing the same clothes for a few days. Yeah. Also, this just came to my mind when I saw this clip, and somebody tagged me in it, and it was like, I can't stand when podcasters are like, all right, what time are we at? Yeah, they want to get the.

[Kai]

No, literally us. But we do a good job at cutting it out. We cut it out.

[Drew]

Yeah, we cut it out. Also, it was funny because one of the top comments was like, oh, just.

[Kai]

Yeah, he just fell. He just fell.

[Enya]

Sorry, guys. That's.

[Drew]

If your body is going to fall on the floor, be silent.

[Enya]

Okay, well, I need the crutches because both of my legs are broken, so that's okay.

[Drew]

Was that. Does it have anything to do with you?

[Kai]

No.

[Drew]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was like, why are you telling us that? But somebody.

[Kai]

Wait. We got a studio. Like, look where we are, y' all. I know this is big.

[Drew]

It's, like, so funny because I. It's like, I deserve this, so it's like, how grateful can I be when it's, like, deserving?

[Kai]

We worked very hard. We worked very hard, and you better be excited. And if you're not excited, I will find.

[Drew]

I literally don't want to hear about it. If you have comments, you should go to your journal and write it down.

[Kai]

Or your therapist challenge.

[Drew]

But, yeah, it's super exciting. It is funny. Now we have to actually leave the.

[Kai]

House for work, which was a struggle this morning. Enya yelled at me when I woke her up.

[Drew]

Hey, look at me. No, wait, can you actually move away?

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Did you put a fucking mirror in my thing?

[Drew]

Yeah, well, you have to be useful to me somehow.

[Kai]

Dude. I could feel it, like, literally cutting my neck. Like, the. The. There's, like. Can you see?

[Drew]

Yeah, I know, but that's how I know you're not a giving person is because you're already, like, putting on me. Like you want to help me, but you don't because you're putting it on me. Then why offer help?

[Kai]

No, this is fucking crazy. I'm just used. I'm just used, used, used, used, used. But anyways, we got that out of the way. Let's, like, tap into the episode and just, like, go in. Let's just go in. Okay, so something I've been thinking about a lot recently. So we know, like, we had the Xandemic and now we're going through, like, the Ozempic Demic.

[Drew]

Oz. And Demic.

[Kai]

Ozen. Demic. Ozem.

[Drew]

Pandemic.

[Kai]

But what no one's fucking talking about is Ozempic babies. They're going to be hella Ozempic babies. And I don't know if we did the research in the study on, like, Accutane babies.

[Drew]

Also, I just realized I have my. My lean Frank double cup. Like, I don't have my double cup right now, but I did drink a bunch of lean to like, ease my anxiety.

[Kai]

So you can sleep a little bit better on set. No, like, think about, like, Ozempic babies. Like, that's a thing. Like, you know, like, Zika virus babies when their heads get really small. Like, I'm imagining, like, them all coming out, like, hella premature and tiny.

[Drew]

Well, is it, like, kind of going to be similar to Accutane babies?

[Kai]

I don't know. I'm not a doctor, but I just know something seriously is going to.

[Drew]

Okay, so you're not a doctor and you're making assumptions.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So, like, see, you always sit on this fudgeing podcast and you're like, oh, I just have this bad thing where I just take information from TikTok. That's me with you. You just say things to me and I digest them as facts. And then I'm going to go and be the idiot with other friends and be like, did you hear about the Ozempic babies? Like, who knows what's going to Happen to them?

[Kai]

No. Like, I'm a class act, misinformation spreader. Like, that's, like my whole gig. Like, we know this, but no, no, no. This is strictly theory. Like, I have theories. Where do I take my fucking theories?

[Drew]

Me, when I'm making a TikTok and I'm scared of getting into a leg. Also, I said allegedly.

[Kai]

Allegedly. Allegedly.

[Drew]

Well, I had a George Harrison moment last night. So if y' all don't know, I am somebody who I recently, in the past six months, found out. Or like, I guess now it's been a year. I'm at my year anniversary of finding out that George Harrison was in the Beatles.

[Kai]

He, like, listened to George Harrison. And actively, while she was listening to George Harrison, she was like, fuck the Beatles. I don't want nothing to do with the fucking Beatles. Fuck them. They're evil. They're wicked. Because meanwhile, she was listening to the Beatles.

[Drew]

I was listening to the Beetle.

[Kai]

The Beetle.

[Drew]

But last night, I was on Tik Tok and I saw a clip from, like, the abba, like, hologram thing, and I was like, hologram? You don't know about that. They do a crazy hologram concert. It's like a full concert, and they have, like, AI or. I don't know how the. They get them to talk. I. Whatever. So. But this is where my brain was at first. I was like, how are they talking about 2024? Like, all those bitches are dead. Bitch. I thought all of ABBA was dead or something. They just don't want to work anymore. All of them are alive?

[Enya]

Oh, they're alive?

[Drew]

Yes. I looked it up, and they're all alive because I looked up living ABBA members, and then it was like, one of them is still performing. The others, like, just choose not to. And I was like, what? And I click this other thing. And they said, all of them. All of them are, like, 71. Which obviously, like, also, like. I mean, you don't got to get.

[Kai]

Up and like, no, we got to make the geriatric people perform. I'm tired of people stealing all of my Social Security and just sitting and rotting away.

[Drew]

I would say, I don't know if ABBA needs your money.

[Kai]

They took all of my Social Security, Specifically abba. I know it like, I'm targeting them.

[Drew]

But, yeah, I thought they were all dead. At least you kind you not knowing that makes me feel good. And you too. So I'm like, I'm not the only one.

[Kai]

Oh, wait, was that your moment?

[Drew]

Yeah, that was my moment. I thought all of Abbott was dead.

[Kai]

Oh, we're dumb as fudge too, because I genuinely thought they were dead. I just, like, literally found out about Abba like, two days ago. Like, I don't even.

[Drew]

Oh, I've known about.

[Enya]

You guys should do a hologram of emergency combo. The hologram of Drew should be straight for the.

[Drew]

It's not possible. I can only go so far. It like, there bounds.

[Enya]

I'm over here now if you want to hit me.

[Drew]

Are you going to hit him?

[Enya]

Oh, just one. Okay.

[Kai]

I'm dying.

[Drew]

Well, now. Now that we're with tmg, we have to watch how often. That's the only thing that's going to change is we can't hit Kai as often they said.

[Kai]

But I did our violation.

[Enya]

I paid off the producer, so he wants.

[Kai]

Oh, we can hit you.

[Enya]

Yeah, I paid him. I have to pay him.

[Drew]

Pay them off to be hit.

[Enya]

I don't know. That's something I have to work out in therapy. But, Drew, as long as you know that you're good, you can hit me as much as you want, period.

[Kai]

I will never forget his lips. I'll never forget the first time we hit you. Like, the clip went, like, kind of not everywhere, but, like, it got, like, a lot of attention and, like, it reached the other side of the Internet that, like, have no idea who the fuck we are. And they were like, oh, my God, like, wait, why is everybody acting like this is normal? And then all of our, like, viewers were like, in the comments being like, well, like he deserves it. Like, yeah, he hits him. It's not that deep. And he was like, so his boss hits him all the time. Like. And it was just like.

[Enya]

So I remembered, I commented, I feel so bad for him. And then people were like, oh, my God, this is the guy that got hit. And then people were like, how do you feel about this? Like, and there was a moment where I legitimately could have become, like, a martyr for men's rights, but instead you.

[Drew]

Were like, wait, no, I meant I felt bad for my boss.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Anyways, water speakers, y' all know, anyway.

[Drew]

So water speakers, y' all know.

[Kai]

Like, deer and vine era. There were these, like, fucking speakers. And if you know, you know, we'll insert a video of them playing, like, fucking Usher or some shit. Like, they are the most magical things. I think that they entranced an entire generation. Like, they were like.

[Drew]

I don't think I ever have seen one in real life.

[Kai]

I got a pair. I. I literally ordered them. And it was like, $80 for those speakers. And Then I found them in main event. No, no, no. Literally, like, six years later, I found them in main event, like, an arcade that, like, for, like, 500 tickets, which is, like, the equivalent of, like, 60 cents. Like, literally. But the way those, like, I think, actually shifted something in reality, like, genuinely, like, I feel like that was when, like, we all got consciousness, was when water speakers, like, first became a thing. Damn. Like, I just can't fucking say shit. Like, this is crazy. I just, like, say, say, say, say.

[Drew]

I was trying to think of what, like, water speakers have been in my life, and I think I've seen one video of them ever. So I. I just, like, was I in a bubble? Yeah, you were in a.

[Enya]

Well. Wait, how old were you when those came out?

[Kai]

Like, three or four water speakers.

[Drew]

I think you were older. You had to have it. If you saw a video of them online, you had, like, six or seven.

[Kai]

But it was like, 2,000. What, like 2014. 2015. When they were really making waves. What is. Yeah, yeah, it was like, 7:17.

[Drew]

Is that the math we're doing?

[Kai]

I'm 14. I've been 14. I stay 14 forever. Forever 14, y' all. Challenge.

[Drew]

Is that, like, a thing people say? Like, I'm forever 14?

[Kai]

No, it's like, when people die, they, like, are, like, solidified, like, forever 27 or whatever. I'm thinking about joining the 27 Club this year.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Or next year or in 10 years.

[Drew]

I did.

[Enya]

I did join the 27 Club. I killed myself.

[Drew]

No, girl, you, like. You were really late for your registration.

[Enya]

Oh, shit. Wait, what's the date?

[Drew]

Back a long time ago.

[Kai]

Registration. Oh, look, there's water speakers.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm saying, like, I don't know that what those do for me. Like, I think you might be in your hyper fixation. Like, you saying that what you just said would be the equivalent of you being like, Everybody was obsessed with coral reefs. We all know that.

[Kai]

Like, I mean, they were.

[Drew]

It's like your special fixation.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

Which is why I love you someone.

[Kai]

I had a coral reef, and I put thousands of dollars of money that I should not have been spending when I was, like, in high school into my coral reef. And it was around the same time we were doing the P Word tour, the tour that won't be named. And I had, like, a group of buddies that I would do, like, coral reefs with. Right. Well, I went away on tour one weekend, and I came back, or I got a call from my mom freaking the out, and she was like, it's Collapsing. The tank is collapsing. And I was like, yeah, you're exaggerating. And then she FaceTimed me. And, like, literally, the water was, like, cloudy. It apparently stank. Like, it was like death. It was, like necrotic flesh floating around in the water. It was, like, crazy. And I was like, how did this happen? I checked the water parameters, like, literally two days ago. Like, this is, like, a full tank collapse. Like, this is impossible unless copper is introduced. You. Unless copper is introduced into the system. Why was there, like, extreme levels of copper?

[Drew]

Because I dropped pennies in that.

[Kai]

No dead ass. Like, it, like, it completely collapsed. And I think one of my fucking ops got jealous of my tank. And they dropped, like, a couple in.

[Drew]

There at you and threw a penny.

[Kai]

In there, like, probably. But it was in the sump and, like, no one knows. No one knows.

[Drew]

But in the sump. What the fuck is the sump?

[Kai]

It's like the filtration system. You put, like, algae and, like, rocks.

[Drew]

Most I know about fish tanks is. I'm not kidding from that Nemo scene. That is the most burping and farting. And I only know those things because we just watched Nemo when he's, like, getting in the filter and stopping it from, like, moving the water.

[Kai]

Yeah. Damn. That is, like, literally a masterpiece. Like, did we even talk about that truly, like, how good that movie actually is?

[Drew]

No, but I think we might be, like, actually two decades late to talking about it.

[Kai]

Did it win any awards?

[Drew]

I don't know. I can't imagine.

[Enya]

I feel like it won an Oscar or something.

[Drew]

Nemo winning an Oscar?

[Enya]

Oh, it won for best sex scene.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, What? They didn't.

[Kai]

We're talking.

[Drew]

Wait, I don't think there's an Oscar for that.

[Kai]

I think we're talking about different movies.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Multi billion dollar. Damn. Deal.

[Drew]

What? What are you looking up?

[Kai]

I'm just. I don't fucking know.

[Drew]

I'm using my phone now.

[Kai]

Yeah, I'm still not over Ozempic babies. Like, we kind of, like, flew past that. Like, there's the Zika virus.

[Drew]

More people. More people getting pregnant because of Ozempic. Like, I. I saw that it was increasing the risk of getting pregnant, which, yes, I do believe that being pregnant is a risk, and that's why it is a risk to your life.

[Enya]

Get diagnosed with it.

[Drew]

Like, I feel bad. A lot of the people I know in my life are going to be diagnosed with pregnancy. And it actually makes me so sad. I just don't. Like. Bro, I've said this so many times. Also, I don't think anybody watches this. And it's like, oh, I can't wait for her to be a mother. No one has ever had that mother.

[Enya]

I can't wait for you to be a mother. I can't wait for me to be a daddy.

[Kai]

Oh, period. You know what's actually fucking crazy is Mother's Day was yesterday, and I only got, like, a couple thousand happy Mother's Day. Like, DMs and comments and, like, posts and shit, which was, like, actually, like, kind of fucked up because I'm mother to, like, a lot of you bitches out there.

[Drew]

And, like, no way anyone said anything to you.

[Kai]

They'll come back around on Father's Day for us, Kai. They'll say, daddy's Day for Daddy's Day.

[Drew]

Oh, y' all are fucking deceased.

[Kai]

I'm giving Daddy.

[Enya]

They should make MILF stay.

[Kai]

Yeah, true.

[Enya]

It's a callback, actually.

[Kai]

No, fuck that. Wait. And yeah, they should make MILF stay.

[Drew]

Oh, wait for me.

[Enya]

Okay, Well, I literally just made that joke, so.

[Drew]

Wait, what?

[Enya]

I just made that joke.

[Kai]

I think you're hallucinating because your fucking head got hit. Kai, I think you're over both of.

[Enya]

My eyes got gouged out.

[Drew]

Well, we need to talk about people who do squirrel. Like, skydiving. I made a list because this was pissing me off yesterday. Surfing is also so annoying to me. Like, I. I think part of that comes from envy because I wish I could surf, but also, like, bitch swear, like, you're like, I don't know.

[Kai]

I've been surfing before.

[Drew]

I've never been.

[Kai]

So I got sand in my wetsuit and it literally felt like. It was like, okay, there's, like, this Gerald Texas tornado. It was, like, one of the most evil tornadoes ever. And it literally, like, was sandblasting people's skin off. Like, sorry, that's, like, really graphic. But that's literally what was happening. That's what was happening to my fucking foot with the sand in my wetsuit. It was over.

[Drew]

How old are you, like, 10?

[Kai]

Like, 12.

[Drew]

Dude, I would pay money to see a video of your.

[Kai]

There's a video. There's pictures of it. It was like my Facebook banner for so long because I felt you were.

[Drew]

You felt like, so.

[Kai]

I felt so fucking cool because I was like, yeah, I surf, like. And that was like.

[Drew]

Also, you're from, like, a landlocked state, so people are also, first of all, just amazed you were near water.

[Kai]

Exactly. Like, not Lake Granbury, which has, like, brain eating amoebas in it like, trying to.

[Drew]

You had me jump in it.

[Kai]

Yeah, we did jump. And you got water up your nose. Like, that's probably what's wrong with you. Wait. Surprise. So not only do we have a new studio and a set, but we have merch.

[Drew]

Step right out. Get your merch.

[Kai]

We want to apologize in advance because it is very, very limited quantity. We know it's gonna make some of.

[Drew]

Y' all mad, but we will be doing our usual anniversary restock. We just had some cute little designs we wanted to get out to y' all in the meantime. So don't fret. Don't fret.

[Kai]

But this shit goes live emergencyenter.com right now. You can go pick it up literally right at this very moment. Emergencyenter.com.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Wow, look at this piece. I love this one. Oh, my God. Wow.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Who thought of that? Love is designed. Wow. What a genius.

[Kai]

Okay, bye.

[Drew]

All squirrel jumping suits piss me off. Like, why are you just jump. Like, that just pisses me off. Surfing pisses me off. And then the one where people put the fans on their back and they like. What is that called? Doing too much?

[Kai]

Para. What? Like paragliding?

[Drew]

Yeah, paragliding. I. Is it called paragliding? What is that called?

[Kai]

The big fan backpack.

[Drew]

They have, like, a parachute.

[Enya]

No, I don't know what the that's called it.

[Kai]

It's so.

[Drew]

It's called doing too much and you need to go home.

[Kai]

It's so dinky. I know someone that's, like, getting, like, training to do that.

[Drew]

And how do you train to do that?

[Kai]

I think you literally have to have, like, a pilot's license. Low key. But I could be spreading misinformation.

[Enya]

But it's called powered paragliding.

[Kai]

Yeah, see that? No, I. I will defend that because it goes. It gives funny. It's like goofy.

[Drew]

It is so funny.

[Kai]

Okay, I have to take this off because it's literally, like, actually cutting my throat. Like, I'm gonna have a line.

[Drew]

Oh, your neck is red. Do you want me to rub it for you?

[Kai]

Is it red? Actually, also, I was overheating in that.

[Drew]

You need that.

[Kai]

I have fever. Look at that.

[Drew]

That is so embarrassing. Okay, imagine this, like, hypothesis or whatever. The. This. What is the word? I'm cured.

[Kai]

My neck and arm are broken. I did break my collarbone before. Permanently deformed me.

[Drew]

Well, I've never broken a bone because some people, like me, have integrity.

[Enya]

Well, I popped my prostate when the ceiling fell on me, so.

[Drew]

You broke what?

[Enya]

I popped my prostate.

[Kai]

No, that was me.

[Drew]

No, that Was you had a pre popped pee. That is fucking embarrassing. Imagine this, you go on a date with somebody. Like, everything, it goes great.

[Kai]

Everything's going good.

[Drew]

Everything is so amazing. Same hum, same music, taste like you heard their families are like a little up, just like yours. And you're like, oh my God, we can connect. But they still have a good relationship with their family because they're like, they've just seen it through and like, whatever. All the things that make a partner your dream partner. Then you go, you date them for like two, three months. It's going amazing. You're like, oh, my God, I just found my lifetime partner. They're like, oh, we should go on a fun date. Like, I have this thing I really like doing. I haven't told you because I was a little embarrassed. And in your head you're like, oh, what's the embarrassing thing? Like ax throwing? I don't know, some other embarrassing that someone shouldn't be doing list of things.

[Kai]

People shouldn't be doing. Murder.

[Drew]

You go to a date and you see this motherfucker already pre prepped in this. I'm not kidding. I think I would turn around. I wouldn't be able to hide my laughter. Also, really, you're not paying me to get in that. I'm not getting in that.

[Kai]

I like, I feel like that would be like so right up your alley. Like, minus the outfit.

[Drew]

Oh, wow.

[Kai]

No, like, that gives you, like, that's like your outfit.

[Drew]

That is not my vibe. That looks like you ever said to that is not my vibe. I gave a whole hypothetical about how this is my nightmare. And you're like, wait, but that's literally right up here.

[Kai]

No, no, I get it. But like, I, I would love it personally. And it is at my alley.

[Drew]

I'm going to hit you in that.

[Enya]

What?

[Kai]

I literally would. It looks stupid.

[Drew]

If I saw you in that, I'd be your ass. I'd rip the wings off of the fan, like the blades off of it, and start smacking you with it. But that is my nightmare. And I don't know. Yesterday was actually pissing me off because I can't believe, like, the squirrel suits.

[Kai]

I agree.

[Drew]

The squirrel suits.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I would say I'd rather see a motherfucker jump out of a plane in a squirrel suit and be like, okay, that's my bae. They're crazy.

[Kai]

It is. Wait, wait. Actually, I do kind of agree, like, comparing the two. Like, the squirrel shoots are kind of like cunty. Like, like, damn. Like, this is like action packed. But that is like Also, my head.

[Drew]

You can't get more than like four feet off the ground with that. I don't think I've ever seen a video.

[Enya]

I've seen a video of a guy that goes to McDonald's.

[Kai]

Yeah, he literally like actually go.

[Enya]

And he flies, like, into the fucking clouds.

[Kai]

Yeah, they like, they like literally travel around in it.

[Drew]

Wait, I'm actually so confused. I don't know if I've seen a video of them moving. I actually. The only video I've seen of it, and this is fucked up. Is a guy falling from the sky in it.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

There was a video of a guy, he knocks the wind out of him. I think he broke his neck, but he.

[Kai]

I can relate to.

[Drew]

You've not broken your neck. Oh, the bungee incident. I'm sorry. Like, you're telling me that you're saying.

[Kai]

This and you're like, that looks like me. That was mean to myself.

[Drew]

Like, no, this is humiliating.

[Enya]

Drew arriving to a Grinder date on that.

[Kai]

I'm writing a movie. Yeah. No, me pulling up to a date.

[Drew]

Like, no, they don't get high enough for this.

[Enya]

Flying into the parking lot of Equinox.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's really.

[Kai]

No, they go up, they get high as fuck. That wasn't a good example. They like get high as fuck.

[Drew]

It's like an over exaggerated swing, which is also an ick of mine.

[Kai]

Swings.

[Drew]

Men shouldn't be on swings.

[Kai]

I agree.

[Enya]

There's nothing sexy to you about seeing a man be free and fly to the weightless.

[Kai]

No. Like, we need to bring back real men. Like, I've been saying that for years now. It's back under the forefront of my brain. Like, men shouldn't be swinging. Men shouldn't be eating fruits of any kind. Like I said, I mean, this is a classic don't fudgeing. Take selfies in a mirror challenge. Like, or in general.

[Drew]

Like, I. You know what? I can get past a man taking a mirror selfie. A front facing selfie is too much.

[Kai]

Yeah, a mirror selfie because the mirror selfie is like.

[Drew]

Like a fit check, whatever. Like I. That being like, whatever. And I'm like, okay, we're going to view scope of the hands. Do you have tiny hands, yes or no? Like, we're getting a view scope of that. Because one thing about me is if I think you're bad, girl or boy, I'm looking at those damn hands and you better have good looking hands because I'm gonna be pissed.

[Kai]

Do I have good looking hands?

[Drew]

Yeah, you have good Looking hands. I have really ugly.

[Kai]

I have like feminine hands. I give like femme fatal.

[Drew]

I do not think you have feminine.

[Kai]

I do, I do.

[Drew]

Just because you're going like this doesn't mean like you're like, I have feminine.

[Kai]

Heads, beautiful, pretty hands.

[Drew]

But yeah, that's really embarrassing to me. And I don't know, also we don't have to get into like my gripes with men because a lot of it is just like deep seated misandry. And I accept that. And I do think men should be free, just not around me.

[Kai]

Agreed, Agreed.

[Drew]

That's my boundary.

[Kai]

Okay. Have you been seeing the New York City Dublin portal?

[Drew]

Yes. And I'm jealous.

[Kai]

I want to go so fucking bad. I think it is the cutest thing that's happened to humanity in a very fucking long time. Like even all the wrong shit that they're doing in it. Like, like I saw like a video of like someone like in Dublin holding up like 911 to the screen and everybody in New York was like freaking the out. Like for some reason I find that funny and wholesome. I'm not going to explain any further, but my favorite moment that happened to explain it if you haven't seen it. Some artists put up like a big screen with a camera in New York and a big screen with a camera in Dublin. And if you're on the camera in New York, it's projected onto the screen in Dublin and if you're on the camera in Dublin, it's projected on the screen in New York. You can't see yourself. So like you're just like basically facetiming without seeing yourself and it's just like connecting random people. But the best moment I saw and I have not, they like scrubbed it from the Internet or some. My ear is ringing, someone's talking or I'm about to die. I have a theory that if your ear rings, you died in that moment in like a past life in some. Some way. And, and I, I think the lights came crashing down or the TVs all I've been thinking about this whole episode is like the TV's exploding behind me like, and like I fly forward you.

[Drew]

I'm sorry, but the past, like one minute straight of you talking has been the most insane thing ever. Like, first of all, you're claiming there's a wholesome TikTok that they scrubbed from the Internet.

[Kai]

Well, no, you, you haven't heard what it is.

[Drew]

Okay. Oh, never mind, I guess. Oh, is it the guy showing his butt?

[Kai]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he like literally gets in Front of the camera. It's all dudes in New York just wait. And he, like, pulls his pants down and, like, spreads his ass cheeks, and his ball balls are, like, dangling down and, like, his pants are around his ankle. And, like, every dude in Dublin is, like, laughing. And every dude and girl in the comments are like, that's Dublin for you. Like, that's us for you. Like, that's our culture. And they're, like, owning it. And the dudes in New York that were, like, witnessing it were, like, crying, laughing, and I don't know, I just thought it was, like, a funny moment. Why do we sexualize bodies? Like, let's talk about that. I think we should all be naked more in. Yan. Kai, get naked in front of me now.

[Drew]

No, I don't want to. Kai, you don't actually have to. Don't do that. Because I. I don't want that.

[Kai]

So I. I want that. No, no, but free the penis and free the nipple.

[Drew]

I don't know about the penis.

[Kai]

Free the penis and the balls.

[Drew]

No, especially. No. I don't think that's should be free.

[Kai]

Free the penis, balls, and the nipples.

[Drew]

I think I would be happy to never see an unwarranted penis ever again.

[Kai]

You're going to get 300 DMD by me. Do I remember y' all remember how toxic my unsolicited nude arc was?

[Drew]

No, dude. Wait, what? You did that?

[Kai]

Yeah, I was just, like, sending so many nudes to random people for fun.

[Drew]

That's, like, illegal. You shouldn't even, like, say you're doing that.

[Kai]

No, it was like. It was funny.

[Drew]

Wait, to who are they in my DMs?

[Kai]

Yeah, to me and to everybody I sent it to.

[Drew]

Two things about Drew.

[Kai]

One, sexy, too hot.

[Drew]

One, I will never take him commenting on me saying I have a stomachache ever again. Because I've realized Drew has been under my nose this whole time. Because everything you eat. Everything you eat, you're like, oh, I shouldn't have gotten that yesterday. He got kfc. He gets KFC like, eight times a month.

[Kai]

I get KFC once, three months.

[Drew]

Like a kfc. Like crazy.

[Kai]

No, no, no, no.

[Drew]

I did not.

[Kai]

I got Popeyes. I got chicken filet. Like, chicken filet? Yeah.

[Drew]

Wait, wait, wait. Also, last night, true, we were laying in bed. I don't know what we were talking about, but he's like, who's that rapper? The. The British drill rapper. Little cj. Little cj? Who's. Who am I thinking of? They go central C. Okay. And then kept going. I was like, you. Your brain went from Little C.J. to Central C. Like, where did the J come from?

[Kai]

I don't know. My mind works in mysterious ways that a lot of people wouldn't understand, but it's advanced.

[Drew]

But Drew does this thing where he waits till the middle of the night to order food. Then he comes to me and he asks me about his food for 20 minutes, and any advice I give him gets thrown out the window. I'll be like, oh, get that.

[Kai]

And he's like, I already have my mind made up.

[Drew]

Yeah. And he's like, no, I don't want that. And he just wants to hear me talk. And I'm like, honestly, respect, because I never decline because you always. I'm down.

[Kai]

You always suggest, like, fucking, like, bunk. Like, real restaurants. Like, I'm trying to eat, like, nasty. Like, greasy.

[Drew]

You want a 3D rendered meal.

[Kai]

Yeah, that KFC chicken like, you have to agree on. The Postmates app went crazy.

[Drew]

I was sitting on the couch high as watching Sex of the City, and he starts laughing to himself. He was like, I'm crying, laughing because I actually unironically just saw this. I was like, oh, that looks so good. It is literally a clay, like, drumstick. It does not look real. It was, like, the least. It was the least detailed piece of food I had ever seen an image of. Andrew was like, you can't lie and tell me that doesn't look good. And even in my extremely high and hungry state, I was like, drew, that doesn't look real. Like, it looks flat.

[Kai]

Literally, in the state I was in, I was hungy boots as. And it looked so yummersville. But I need to go back. I do not get KFC eight times a month.

[Drew]

Okay. KFC is the only thing that hurts his stomach, though. Every, like, three days, Drew will be like, I don't know why I ate that. My stomach feels awful. I'm literally that killed.

[Kai]

I literally. I'm. I genuinely trauma block that then because I don't remember. I do remember last night, and I was like, damn. I'm, like, talking to her about Tommy. Like, she always talks about her tummy, and I make fun of her for it.

[Drew]

That Andrew was trying to convince me to sleep in his bed because I was laying in his bed, and I was like, you have had 80,000 meals in this bed and have not washed your sheets, so I'm just re clocking you. It's like in the studio, we have to rebuild the aura, and we used to talk about your dirty sheets a lot. So I have to remind the public that Drew has dirty sheets.

[Kai]

Okay. No, I do not. I do eat every single meal in bed, but I make sure not to get crumbs in my bed. And if I do them on your crumb catcher. Yeah, I make a crumb catcher. I, like, get the bags that I get the food in, and I make, like, a big, like, tar. And I, like, eat over the boxes and.

[Drew]

Yeah, I've been watching you eat a lot. I scared the.

[Kai]

I mean, it's. It's hard for you to not see me eating because I'm, like, always eating and serving all day.

[Drew]

You're never eating. No eating happening. And then at night, I'm like, oh, my God, the one time he can eat, but it's inside.

[Kai]

No, no, no. I. I serve and I eat. Like, I'm constantly devouring the competition.

[Drew]

No, no, that's what I meant. Like, you do not eat all day.

[Kai]

And you're a bitch.

[Drew]

But I was laying on his bed, and I realized I was literally just ill. Look at it.

[Kai]

I know. It looks like a cat leg. Like, if you, like, cut a cat leg off and deep fried it.

[Drew]

I was, like, laying on his bed, and I realized I was just laying on the quilt that's, like, covered in crumbs. And he literally just, like. He goes like. Like this and drags this quilt across the end of his bed and puts all his food on top of it. Then when he's going to bed, he, like, just slides it off.

[Kai]

And I have, like, literally, like, probably like a hundred minutes at least of video footage of me eating these meals. Because I was convinced for, like, months that I was gonna just, like, start uploading tiktoks of my midnight meals. And I started editing them, got lazy and stopped. But, like, it's also crazy, the food that I eat. Like, I'll eat, like, a big meal, and it'll be like some fast food place. And then I'll have the leftovers from last night joining in on the party. Then I'll have, like, some sort of hot chip, some sort of chocolate, and some sort of candy. And then I'm like, damn, I'm, like, pre diabetic. Like, I gotta change something. And every single night, I'm eating candy and chocolate.

[Drew]

I will say living with him is fun, because if I'm hungry at night, I just go to Buffet de Drew. Yeah, I just go into his room, and I get to have bites of everything.

[Kai]

Buffet de Drew. I like that. Chateau de Drew.

[Drew]

Also. You know what I realize? I feel like on this set, right now, since we're, like, new to it, I feel like I went to somebody's house to hook up with them, and I'm, like, sitting.

[Kai]

I know exactly what you mean.

[Drew]

Like, that's exactly the mode I'm in right now where I'm, like, getting comfortable as time goes on.

[Kai]

But there will be growing pains. We'll get used. We'll get back to it. But, like, yeah, for the first 10 minutes, I was like, oh, this is different. Like, something is.

[Drew]

Because we don't have the scary energy that our kitchen gave.

[Kai]

I know, I know, I know.

[Drew]

Oh, actually, I need to talk about something because y' all. Okay. In the last episode, y' all had a lot to say about my pit stains. I sweat, too. Like, I'm a girl, but I sweat. And I fart and I poop, and.

[Kai]

Like, girls don't do anything.

[Drew]

No, girls do that. Like, I am, like, the example, and.

[Kai]

Girls can't come, and I don't even want to hear you say it.

[Drew]

Well, I guess you wouldn't know from experience, because, like, when's the last. Have you ever. Hello?

[Kai]

No, girls sweat. I got Botox put into my armpit, so I don't sweat.

[Drew]

I actually want to do that so bad because y' all are making me insecure. See what y' all are doing to me? Y' all are making me literally consider Botox.

[Kai]

They want to tear a pretty girl down. It's always. It's always the ugly girls tearing a pretty girl down, and it's not fair. It's not fair.

[Drew]

I looked at some of the people who were making fun of me, and.

[Kai]

They were really goodlook, so they're all hot. I mean. Yeah. It actually, like, truly is, like, curious that every person that listens to this is randomly the most beautiful person.

[Drew]

I unironically have never, like, met someone in person, but, like, this is ugly. And they were a fan of us, so, like, we just attract, like, pretty attractive.

[Kai]

The aura. Yeah, yeah. Like, we're artists.

[Drew]

What the are you talking about?

[Kai]

I don't know. I don't know. But what was I saying?

[Drew]

The episode with, like, Oz epic babies. Yeah, it's allegedly. It's a theory. I don't know. And they mean, like, I'm.

[Kai]

It's all. No, no. I'm saying, right in this episode, in two years, when the Ozempic babies are, like, sentient or, like, being borned.

[Drew]

Y'.

[Kai]

All are gonna reference this clip. That's all I'm saying. You're gonna reference that and be like, damn, Drew. Is on to something with that. Like their bones are gonna be neon brittle or something. Like Accutane.

[Drew]

Has anybody ever had neon bones?

[Kai]

Why is that Accutane? They gave people neon bones.

[Drew]

Neon Bones just sounds like an indie sleaze band from like 2012. Like, Neon Bones would be like a litany.

[Kai]

That's a good.

[Enya]

Wait, that's not a real thing though, that people had colored bones.

[Kai]

Yes.

[Drew]

Wait, why is that so bad?

[Kai]

People that so bad?

[Enya]

That's not what I'm. That's not what I'm saying.

[Drew]

No, but no, that's what I'm saying.

[Kai]

Is like, wait, yeah, literally. What? No, no, no. Accutane gives people neon bones. They give them neon bones.

[Drew]

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying is like, is that like bad scientifically? Like, what are we like? Oh, my God. Neon bones are bad for your health?

[Kai]

I don't know. I just know it happens.

[Drew]

Imagine being like, you know when you donate your body and they like slice you into thin pieces of salami meat and they look at your bones. Imagine having colorful bones.

[Kai]

Okay, no. Kai took me to a scary place.

[Enya]

I did. That's my bad.

[Kai]

Kai took me to a very. No, no, no. In your defense, we were talking about it like a month prior and I was like, I want to go and experience the art world because they're like dead eyed as like really creepy, scary vibes. And you were like, oh, I've been. Something's coming up, let's go experiencing it together or experience it together. No. And we went and it was just as I thought. Like there was crazy. Obviously all the people we knew were like normal coated as fuck.

[Enya]

But like, they were like the billionaires walking around. No, literally 80 year old guys with like see through skin and like coming up and sniffing us girlfriend.

[Kai]

Like, it was crazy.

[Enya]

Well, they were sniffing, Drew. They weren't really sniffing.

[Kai]

I know. Wait, did you see me like getting rid all over?

[Enya]

Yeah, it was. It pissed me off.

[Drew]

And they were doing that. Drew pulls baddies. It actually pisses me off because I realized, like a lot of y' all thirst over me. Thank you. Thank you for doing your service because I do not get thirsted after in public. And you know what it is? It is because I've said this in an episode before, but although y' all find me charming or what, actually I don't think any of you find me charming. Like, so that's a big statement to make. Although y' all thirst over me, for whatever reason it may be, people in public see me and maybe they're like, oh, she's kind of cute. Whatever. But then they come up to me and speak to me, and they're like, whoa.

[Enya]

Well, I think it's because, like. Because I don't get thirsted over either, but I think it's because we're, like, statuesque, and, like, we're intimidating. Intimidating.

[Drew]

And Drew's like, an easy, like, oh, I can.

[Enya]

And Drew's kind of, like, you know, in those montages where they take off the glasses. Yeah, the glasses are still on. He's very approachable.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

So people will just be, like, flocking towards him.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah.

[Enya]

And, like, yeah, we're alone.

[Drew]

But once you get your baby filler.

[Kai]

And y' all are both.

[Enya]

Okay. All right, dude. I mean, that actually was too far.

[Drew]

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

[Kai]

But your neon bones. Sticks and stones may break my neon bones, period.

[Drew]

Hurt me.

[Kai]

What the Were we talking about before?

[Drew]

I got talking about your art show that y' all went, oh, no, no.

[Kai]

No, no, no, no, no. We were talking about how sexy hot I am and approachable I am. I don't think that's a thing. Y' all are giving, like, Medusa.

[Enya]

Oh, okay.

[Kai]

Y' all look. Y' all give Medusa. Medusa.

[Enya]

Medusa was a baddie, though, I'm pretty sure. I know.

[Drew]

Yeah. The whole thing with Medusa, she was so sexy that you. Oh, my God, Kai, we are Medusa. Like, so sexy. Sexy that, like, you know, looking would turn you to stone, but you want to do it.

[Kai]

Oh, that's actually tracking Fiona.

[Enya]

Well, Fiona had a gatatui, so.

[Drew]

Okay, no, we're done.

[Kai]

Okay, well, Fiona, bone smashed and looks maxed. I can't say in front of. God damn.

[Enya]

Anyway, we went to this art opening. Drew had an incredible time. We got a bunch of attention. Yeah, there were some, like, old guys that Drew kept on being like, who is that? I would turn, and it was, like, some guy that looked like fucking George Soros. And I was like, dude, I'm not connecting you with this dude.

[Drew]

That was, like, at the gym. Was it yesterday? I saw this man. Immediately, I was like, I know this motherfucker's gonna say something to me. And I was already laughing. And I hit the elevator, and the guy walked away, and he's like, you.

[Kai]

Know, he was in front of the fucking water station, and I was like, like, damn, I need some water. All of a sudden. Hold on. And I was, like, gonna lean over, But I was like, actually, I'm gonna respect his personal space. And then I went back To India. And I was like, I need water.

[Drew]

And then he was like, I actually love. I love something in there. I'm gonna go get it. Yeah, I love something. I'm gonna go get it. And I was already laughing before because I was like, I know he's gonna say some stupid.

[Kai]

I left some in the locker room.

[Drew]

That moment I did look at you and I was like, wow, this is like literally my friend for life. Like, I'm not even lying. Like, I had a thought lot because also I saw really, like, this is not me commenting on you. You already know how I feel about you. But Emily, like, Emily June, friends with Drew Mack, she made like a really funny tick tock where she was like, a lot of y' all, what you need is the unconditional love of a twink because it will change your life and get you through everything.

[Kai]

For clarifying, you're not talking.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm not talking about you. But I do genuinely believe, like, the connection I have with Drew is like, so beyond. Like also people, like, for anybody who thinks we actually, like, some One of our friends said that to us the other day and I was like, girl, like, really?

[Kai]

You're not wrong. You're not wrong.

[Drew]

Like, we don't anymore. We stopped because it was bad for.

[Kai]

No Hella people, literally. Hella people literally do think we like, have hooked up in the past before and like.

[Drew]

Don'T. We don't.

[Kai]

I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything. Yeah, no, but this is my babe for life too. And you know how I know that is because, like, you can like, go and like, go be with like whoever you want to be for a few days, but I'll always be back and we'll always come back together and be together and rot in bed. And I was thinking because were a couple moments where I was like a little bit insecure, cuz I was like, damn, like she's not spending any time with me. But then I really thought about it and I was like, no, she always comes home to me. Like, literally exactly. I was like, I'm gonna let her go do her thing, but like, I'm.

[Drew]

Gonna stay here cuz I will always go to your room and be high.

[Kai]

Yeah, be. I was trying so bad to go to sleep. I was dropping like hella hints. I was like, like, oh, I'm just so tired right now. And then you was like, like, oh, yeah, yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I be like, oh, I'm going.

[Drew]

To like And I kept him up for an extra hour. Yeah, well, the thing is, Drew doesn't close his door, so to me, it's an open invitation to walk in.

[Kai]

Yeah, I don't.

[Drew]

And even when he does close it, I do this. I act like I give a. And I, like, knock, and I just push it over.

[Kai]

No, I, like, sleep with my closet in my bedroom door cracked. I feel like it has bad energy if they're shut.

[Drew]

Well, I've been going to sleep with my closet door wide open. And literally, at night, like a small child, I look at the light. Like, the void, black space, and I actually get terrified in it. And I'm not kidding. I don't look at it again. When I turn off the lights, I lay in bed, and I see it, and then I just look away, and I do my best not.

[Kai]

Oh, my God, I forgot to tell you about this, but do you remember when we had those, like, mixing bowls on top of the refrigerator? Anytime I would go to the bathroom at, like, midnight or whatever? Like, in the reflection, it would be dark in the kitchen, but the lights would be on. And I'd look into the kitchen in the reflection of the bathroom mirror, and I'd see those bowls, and I'd like, like, who the is there? And it was always there. I'm not kidding. I did it, like, six or seven times. Like, I did not learn my lesson. And then I moved the bowls.

[Drew]

I want to. I need to start scaring you again, because I scared the out of Drew the other day when he was eating. I was talking to Josh's room, and then I, like, went into the hallway, and I was standing, like, at the crack of Drew's door watching him. And I watched him eat and, like, just exist for two minutes without him noticing. And it. There was, like. You know, when you're about to scare somebody, it gets to that point where you're like, this is really weird. I've got them, and, like, they are not acknowledging me anymore. And I was like, this is really creepy.

[Kai]

I had no idea.

[Drew]

I feel, like, a grief. Like, I was watching, and I know he didn't know. What if you started doing those fries?

[Kai]

If you saw me do something, like, really embarrassing, would you have, like, just turned around and not said anything?

[Drew]

It depends on what it is.

[Kai]

Like, what if I started playing with myself?

[Enya]

I was about to say, you, like, put your hand in your pocket, but, like, you're not even conscious of it. You're just, like, playing with it.

[Drew]

Yeah, well, no, because. Ew, like, okay, not to, like, Out Josiah. But Josiah's like, of those people who literally always has his hand in his pants when he's sitting around. It is so comfortable.

[Kai]

You literally would not get.

[Drew]

I know. I get it. But I save that for the comfort of, like, now me and Orion will literally just be laying in bed with our hands.

[Kai]

Porcupines.

[Drew]

Yeah. Like, we'll just be like, sitting around like that. So we. I save it for the comfort of. With my homegirl in my bed doing unforeseen things. But we.

[Kai]

Let's talk about unforeseen things.

[Drew]

You want to talk about it?

[Enya]

No, this is actually on topic, but have you guys seen what they're making now? This. It was at the gallery. They were serving this. It's a product.

[Drew]

What?

[Enya]

It's called Box Water.

[Kai]

That's been a thing for like a decade now, Kai. They milk the clitoris.

[Drew]

No, that is not the box.

[Enya]

You think that's disgusting?

[Kai]

It's like, why is that disgusting?

[Drew]

I actually. Box.

[Enya]

They're selling water. Box Water.

[Kai]

What is the.

[Enya]

You think that they're.

[Kai]

Okay. Handsmade tail. They handsmade tail squirt juice into the box water and that's why it's named Box.

[Drew]

Never seen that show.

[Kai]

Neither have I. I just know they, like, trap women or something like that. Like make them get pregnant.

[Drew]

So you're insinuating that the company Boxwater is holding women captive and.

[Kai]

Yeah. Asa, I think I'm wearing your socks today.

[Drew]

You are so.

[Kai]

I hate when my fucking leg hair shows through my pants.

[Drew]

We should get you waxed.

[Kai]

No.

[Drew]

Would you let me, like, wax a part of your leg?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Because your reaction would be really funny.

[Kai]

I would let you do it.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Because I know you wouldn't hurt me.

[Enya]

Would you let me give you a long ass massage?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Are you certified? Like, why are you offering?

[Kai]

He's a certified freak.

[Enya]

Yes, sir.

[Kai]

A three hour certified monster. I need to go back to the KFC thing. I just need to make it very clear that I only eat KFC once every few months.

[Drew]

You're so defensive that I think you do eat it a lot. Like, like.

[Kai]

No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen.

[Drew]

Oh, no. You know what he ate? Don't even get me, okay? Cuz KFC is better than this. I will say I did have a bite, but I was not in the state of mind to give a correct opinion on it. But Drew ordered a hot dog with Mac and cheese on it. He ordered.

[Kai]

It was good from Wiener Schnitzel, y' all.

[Drew]

And he was like, oh, it's so good. Because the Mac and cheese and the hot dog are so fake. Like.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was good, though.

[Drew]

It did taste like the way I remember kind of vomiting at my daycare tasting.

[Kai]

Yeah, it was like. It was very pl. Clay. Like, never drying clay. Like you have to bake it to dry it, like that beat. But that hot dog with the Mac and cheese was good, but when you dipped it in the mustard, it elevates it to another level, y' all. It kind of tastes like. Like bile. Like, you know, like stomach acid when you have, like, acid reflux.

[Drew]

Why do you want to taste that?

[Kai]

Because it reminds me of my childhood. I melted all the enamel off my teeth because I would have really bad acid reflux as a kid. And when I was asleep, it was. Would, like, bubble up into the back of my throat and just, like, sit in my mouth as I slept at night and just melt all of, like, the minerals off my teeth. So now I have, like, demineralized teeth, and it's really fucking sad. And, like, I have to go to the dentist more often.

[Drew]

Drew was talking to me about getting veneers.

[Kai]

Like, seriously, I want veneers.

[Drew]

I'd be so.

[Enya]

I think you would look so good, right? Slightly oversized veneers.

[Kai]

I was thinking about veneers like cheek chin implants. Like a little nose contouring, like, maybe a little facelift. Because when I do this, like, I go crazy.

[Drew]

Hey, you're perfect the way you are.

[Kai]

Thank you. I love you.

[Drew]

Okay. Yeah, but I said you're.

[Kai]

There's a few things you could change to get to perfect. Like, there's a couple little neurotic things that you do.

[Drew]

Oh, so they're all mental?

[Kai]

No, Physically, too, I think, like, bigger boobs.

[Drew]

Why would I need bigger boobs?

[Kai]

Oops. I can't with this shit any fucking more, y' all. No, no, no. Back to the party of me being hit on. Yeah. Like, it always has to come back to.

[Enya]

Is crazy, though, dude. Like, people are so attracted to you. You're so magnetic, and sometimes I feel like you can't see that within yourself, but everyone else does. But I actually don't give a fuck about that. I'm so lonely, and I brought you there to get attention, and all the attention was just sucked away from me.

[Kai]

Me. Kai. No. People were, like, obsessed with you.

[Enya]

Yeah. You're low key, right?

[Kai]

I knew everybody there.

[Enya]

Yeah. Tell me more about that.

[Kai]

People were obsessed with you, and people loved your aura. And, like, you just, like, know how to communicate with people very well. And I was, like, taking Notes the whole time. Because I was like, damn, like, I am a monster. Talking to strangers slash people that don't know who I am already. And yeah, that's something good that Kai does. And in you, something good that you do is you're just a powerful soul. Like, when you walk into the room, all eyes are on you. You're loud as no.

[Drew]

Like, no one's like, oh, my God, this girl. Who is this girl? It's literally like they're like, who the is making all that noise? And then they turn it to me.

[Kai]

And they're like, oh, no. You're a selfless person and you teach people how to love.

[Enya]

It's true.

[Drew]

Thank you. Wow. Anything else?

[Kai]

No.

[Enya]

I'm going to change the subject really quick off of Anya being so amazing and just say that I don't fucking feel like I belong at this studio. I don't feel like I belong at Tiny Meat Gang.

[Drew]

Why? Because of the name?

[Enya]

Because I have a huge.

[Kai]

Oh, my God, bro, I thought you.

[Drew]

Were going to say something for real.

[Enya]

No, I just feel like my shit is way too big to be here.

[Drew]

So you probably should, like, stop lying because maybe that's why, like, you feel alone is because you lie a lot.

[Enya]

That may be it.

[Drew]

Yeah, I think that might be it.

[Kai]

It's possible.

[Enya]

Kyle, I just had that feeling that you when you realize someone said some real ass to you.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Enya]

And it just like, I was like, oh.

[Drew]

Like, I can't remember the last time I felt that because it's usually me saying the real.

[Kai]

Oh, you know what we didn't fucking talk about at all. Okay, so this is funny. This is funny. So I went and got a facial and. Shut the fuck up. Not that kind of facial. Like, I needed.

[Drew]

No one was gonna say that.

[Kai]

No, everyone thought it. Anytime I hear the word facial, like, oh, I got a facial. The first thought that comes to my mind is like, oh, like, you got a facial, like, period. But no, I got a facial like six months ago. It was during, like, the emergency intercom pop up era at Heaven. And I did it, like, for weekend too, because I was like, I got it like a few days in advance because, like, by day two or three, like, your skin looks, like, perfect. Y' all. Changed my life. I want one every fucking time I, like, need to do anything. Like, I swear to God. God, like, it changed it, like, literally.

[Drew]

Shifted is you already have good skin. I can't stand a with good skin talking about something they did to make it better. Like, you already have good skin and don't let that get to your head. That's genetics. Has nothing to do with you.

[Kai]

I take care of myself.

[Drew]

No, you don't.

[Kai]

I eat good. I take care of myself.

[Drew]

Juris proof that, like, you either have good skin or you don't. Because with the way he eats, he should have, like, boils forming under his eyes.

[Kai]

Boils. Hold on. I'm looking for the chat log dog. Shiny.

[Drew]

Well, I think I want y' all to diagnose me and tell me if this is normal, because I know I'm like, I have germaphobic tendencies. But I was thinking about the other day, and it was actually cracking me up because Azul had a turd stuck to her butt, and I had to clean it, and I just taken a shower.

[Kai]

Horrible. We had to, like, hold her down. And it was just like, this big.

[Drew]

Thing, and it was so annoying. But I literally was so mad because I was like, I just took a shower and, like, I'm so annoyed because now I really feel like I need to wash my whole body again. Let me know if you would also feel like that. That's it.

[Kai]

After. After it. I just, like, licked my hands clean. Okay. So I got put into a group chat with 16 people, and the numbers are very bizarre. They're very bizarre numbers. And I can't put it in here because I don't have any of their numbers saved. Or maybe I'll just add fake names so it takes them off so I can screenshot it. But the first text was a wire application and instructions. So they literally sent me, like, a wire for $8,000, and I could have robbed them blind, but I'm a good person. And then they started. Every single person texted in Korean. Like, every message is in Korean. And I translated it, and they're like, why are we in this group chat? Like, I think you accidentally put me in this group chat. Like, I've been here, but I shouldn't be getting this message. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then someone.

[Drew]

All normal responses.

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah. Someone said, hi, Debbie. This is Dr. Phillips. Wife. Wife, Beth. Me and my daughter are on this chain. Okay. And so I responded with a picture of me from my Met Gala look.

[Drew]

Yeah, your Met Gala look before you left for the carpet.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Did anyone say anything to it?

[Kai]

They said, we are going to remove ourselves from this conversation. And then I said, help. Help. Help. Help me. No. Help me, Please help. And then I sent two more, and actually, I'm gonna text them back. Hello.

[Drew]

Hello.

[Kai]

Are you getting my messages? Seriously? We'll see if they respond Back. But that wasn't funny. Actually, yes, it was. Hey, was it. Am I funny? No.

[Drew]

You are the funniest person I know, which is actually annoying.

[Kai]

I don't actually think I'm funny.

[Drew]

I think you're funny. But, like, you literally, your existence is really funny to me, and not in a demeaning way. Like, I think you're the most interesting person I've ever met. Like, yeah, sometimes when I hear you speak, I look at you, and you freak me out.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Just.

[Kai]

My brain just is wired differently. I see the world different. I love the way I see the world. Wait, if I'm on the way you.

[Drew]

See the world would freak me the out if that's how I saw the world? Because you, like, sometimes you talk about something, and I'm like. Like, why is your brain making up so many things about this? It could be so simple.

[Kai]

Yeah, I'm. I'm special. And next time I'm on a date, this is how I'm going to open it. We're going to be talking for, like, three to five minutes, and then you look at me, I'm going to grab.

[Drew]

Their hand, and I'm going to yawn because I'm like, oh, state sucks. I just want to hit.

[Kai]

I just love the way you see the world.

[Drew]

And I'm going to go. Where'd you go? Hey, I'm right here. Where you go?

[Kai]

Hey, come back to me.

[Drew]

Come back to.

[Kai]

Come back to me. Is that a good. Is that Riz? Y' all let me know.

[Drew]

No, I think if you did that, like, actually, I love the way you. If you go on a date soon, can I come and watch?

[Kai]

Yeah, actually, just, like, literally. That would actually be so fun.

[Drew]

Like, I would love to watch us. Like, as if the other person involved wouldn't be mortified if they were being stared at.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Cuz I feel like anybody who you would go on a date with would obviously know my existence in your life. So the problem is they would see me across, like, this bar, her, like, restaurant, be like, why is she here?

[Kai]

Like, we just happen to be. Yeah, yeah. Wear the big hat.

[Drew]

I'll wear the big hat, the trench coat, and I'll tie my hair back. What was I gonna say? No.

[Kai]

My acapellas.

[Drew]

Yeah, dude. The thing is, I leave Drew at home alone all day, and I'm, like, out hitting my social errands, like, seeing the people I need to see. And I come back to Drew, and.

[Kai]

First, no, no, no. She leaves me alone alone with my thoughts for hours.

[Drew]

I just stopped Inviting Drew places, because every time I do, he's like, no, I'm busy.

[Kai]

I don't want to. I got it. I got to watch Tornado compilations.

[Drew]

I have to watch a basketball game. Tornado compilations and also be on my phone. If I don't get 10 hours on my phone, I might die.

[Kai]

Yeah, no. Literally no dead ass.

[Drew]

But. Okay. Well, I came home, and he was showing me what he's been doing on his phone, and it was. Was freaking me out. What freaked me out the most is. I don't know if you saw the video he made with Aul.

[Enya]

No, I don't think so.

[Kai]

I'm texting them right now.

[Drew]

He recorded a video of Aul. Of him terrorizing Aul. And I was like, who did you send that to? And he's like, nobody. So he just has a video of him, like, across the room, like, like, terrorizing a. And Aul looks so scared in the video. And I thought he would have sent that the in text. Nope, it was just for him. And then.

[Enya]

I got a text from Drew, like, what was it, Thursday or Friday last week? Wait, what is it?

[Kai]

Butter in the bathroom? This one's gross in you.

[Drew]

I want to see. I want to see E. Let me see. They're so nasty.

[Enya]

It's just, like, the third most disturbing thing that's happening.

[Drew]

Dude, when Drew has a goatee, something shifts. Like, I feel like that's when the San Andreas fault shakes a little more is when Drew has a goatee.

[Kai]

Yeah, no, it's really. It's like, the nastiest thing.

[Drew]

You look really creepy.

[Kai]

Yeah, no, I literally look like a fucking creepy monster.

[Enya]

Last week, Drew texted me. He was like, oh, Enya left. I'm alone. I'm gonna kill myself. And I was like, okay, I'm gonna pull up.

[Drew]

Cause and then when you pull. By the time you pulled up, I was already home.

[Enya]

I knew you weren't actually gonna kill yourself, but I was like, oh, maybe he is, like, sad. Let me just, like, pull up and support him. And I get.

[Kai]

There's a dark place for.

[Enya]

And he, like, scurries down the stairs and, like, cracks it open. He's like, oh, come in. And I come inside. I'm like, all right. Like, are you good? What's going on? And then he shows me what he was working on, which were like, these schizophrenic ass acapella covers.

[Drew]

Also, the songs sound nothing like the songs. You and me. Thought one of them was, like, Bohemian Rhapsody or something.

[Kai]

Oh, no, we gotta play them.

[Enya]

There are songs that don't exist. They're also, like, keys that don't exist.

[Kai]

I am alive.

[Enya]

This is the most cooking.

[Kai]

That's me debut.

[Drew]

This is the one that we, like, me and Kai, literally could not understand. What, bro?

[Enya]

I have no idea. It's the bar.

[Drew]

I will say, I don't think these are necessarily easy to make sound good. So I can't go that crazy happen. I don't even have.

[Kai]

They sound good.

[Drew]

I. I have too much pride to even try.

[Kai]

They sound good.

[Enya]

Those do not sound good.

[Drew]

I love you subjecting us to listening to all of that.

[Kai]

Yeah, no, I'm going again.

[Drew]

How many did you make? I thought that was it.

[Kai]

I made four. Was that four?

[Drew]

Yeah. You played four.

[Kai]

No, we didn't.

[Drew]

What is this one? Did we talk about us reading the Nemo script in the voices?

[Kai]

Oh, no. So I've been doing this thing. I mean, we've been doing this thing. I'll, like, just start, like, I found this website that, like, has, like, literally thousands of movie scripts. And I'll just, like, go on there and read them. And it's, like, actually really entertaining. But me and Anya in the living room the other day, I pulled up the Nemo script and. And it was the first time in my life I was like, oh, my God. Like, we're giving, like, theater kid right now. Like, I know.

[Drew]

We are, like, really annoying in that moment. I was like, we are so fucking annoying. We were in the living room with, like, three other people and just taking the floor and performing for them. They never asked. They weren't laughing.

[Kai]

Like, they did not give a fuck. And we were crying, laughing. It was fun. But basically, I played Marlon and I was playing Coral as Gabe Marlin.

[Drew]

Gay Marlon and Horrible.

[Kai]

Grab the kids. Go back to the anemone. Yeah, we read the opening scene.

[Drew]

Yeah, I think we did good. I think Rain has a video she could send us.

[Kai]

Oh, really?

[Drew]

She recorded?

[Kai]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send it.

[Drew]

Rain was probably the only one amused everybody else.

[Kai]

I give actor. Like, I give actor.

[Drew]

When's your next break? When's your big break coming?

[Kai]

Soon, dude.

[Enya]

I'll never forget when Ivy was at your apartment, dude. And, like, I think it was like, me and Josh just sitting on the couch.

[Kai]

No, I was there.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah, you were on the couch.

[Kai]

We were all there.

[Enya]

I know, but, like, Kenya's room. And it was just like, me and one other guy on the couch. I forget who it was. I think it was Josh.

[Kai]

I don't think I was there.

[Drew]

It might have been Josh.

[Enya]

We were just like, sitting there in silence, and Ivy was, like, performing these Broadway songs. She screaming at the top of her lungs.

[Kai]

She literally performed to all of us for, like, an hour. And everybody was crying, laughing. She is a fucking star, y' all. Like, she has the.

[Enya]

It was.

[Kai]

Or whatever.

[Enya]

Honestly, one of the most prolific.

[Kai]

But then everybody kind of got overwhelmed and left, and it was just kind. Josh. And she was still, like, she didn't even. Like, she was dancing and every, like, tab dancing, upstairs neighbor activities.

[Drew]

Well, you're right.

[Kai]

I owned a fire belly toad.

[Drew]

No, you didn't.

[Kai]

Yeah, when I was younger. No, I know. I. When I wrote this note down, I was like, damn, I can't believe I've never, ever talked about this, but I owned a centipede, and I owned four fire belly toads, and I was terrible at taking care of them.

[Drew]

Did they die?

[Kai]

Yeah, eventually. But the. Eventually, the millipede that I owned, I was so proud of it. I was genuinely, like. Because I wanted. I wanted to own exotic animals so bad. When I was younger, like, I was fully convinced, like, right now in my life, like, at the place I'm in now, I would have liked a, like, basically a zoo in my house. Like, I wanted every.

[Drew]

You wanted to be one of those YouTubers who has, like, 8 million animals in plastic containers?

[Kai]

Exactly, exactly. Like, I wanted, like, a thousand geckos. And, like, it was. It was, like, awful energy, and I probably would have been addicted to opium as well, but they. I had my millipede one day, and it was crawling all over me, and I loved holding it, and it would, like, crawl up and down my arms, and it was like. Like, it was actually cute to me, and it would, like, curl up into, like, a spiral, and I would, like, hold it, and it would sleep on me. And one day, I was walking down, like, a hallway in my house, and, like.

[Drew]

And you're.

[Kai]

No, no, no. I, I. That's probably. No, no. So what happened was, like, I started smelling, like, a musky, like, musty scent, and I was like, what the is that? And then, like, my centipede is, like, crawling up my arm. And for some reason, like, in this moment, I was. I was, like, filled with fear of that thing, and I went and, like, flung it off, and it, like, hit the ground and bounced, and I, like, I started screaming, crying, because, like, there was, like, nothing in me that wanted that to happen. Like, for some reason, I just got freaked out of it, like, because it was on my bare skin, and I just, like, fled my arm, and it literally freaking Died. And I was, like, 7 or 8. But I was, like, mortified. I, like, cried for weeks. And my parents were like, we can go get another one. We can go get another one. And I was like, no.

[Drew]

Me with your butt drug.

[Kai]

No, literally, when you killed my moth with vinegar.

[Enya]

Are you saying the musky smell was the centipede?

[Kai]

I think it, like, sprayed or like.

[Drew]

I think it was Drew hitting puberty and not understanding it and smelling his own armpit and then looking down, smelling it even more.

[Kai]

It wasn't like bo. It was like. Like, you know, when snakes. No, like, I think it, like, released, like, a Jim.

[Enya]

Bugs fart.

[Kai]

I know there's some bugs that can shoot acid out of their ass. I'm not kidding. They spray acid, like, all over bugs and, like, kill them. And.

[Drew]

Well, I saw a video of somebody sobbing before going down the aisle of this man. And I don't know, like, huh? Like a wedding. And I don't know if I would be flattered by that. Like, if somebody was, like, about to marry me and they were sobbing before saying yes, I'd be like, wait, we need to unpack. Because, like, there's no way, like, I. I've had very happy moments, and I. I've, like, teared up, but I don't know if I've, like, sobs unless it's like, a breakthrough with depression or something. But no relationship as happy or sad as they made me have made me sob like that. Out of happiness.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So if somebody was sobbing before tying their life to me, legally, I would be very concerned. And I don't think I would be flattered, but I can see how it can be flattering.

[Enya]

I want my spouse, or soon to be spouse, to be maniacally laughing like the Joker during the wedding.

[Kai]

I want mine to be laughing like the Riddler. The Rizzler.

[Drew]

Okay, well, media of the week. Eek, eek.

[Kai]

Kai made fun of me, but I was reading the Metamorphosis. Am reading Metamorphosis by. What is it? Franz Kafka?

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Well, actually, in his defense, I was, like, describing the book like it was my own idea. And Kai was like, you mean Kafka? Like, what? And, yeah, it's cool. It's really dark and sad. I bought a bunch of sad books.

[Drew]

Anything right now? Yeah. Any. I've never read a book that made me, like, I'm happy. Like, I'm happy. Every book I've ever read has made me so.

[Kai]

Yeah, I don't know. But it makes me feel good, like, seeing other people be sad. It makes me feel good seeing other people.

[Drew]

Well, because it makes me feel normal. Okay.

[Kai]

People scare me.

[Drew]

I've been listening to the same music, like, for the past few months. I've been in like a perpetual hole.

[Enya]

That's Drew's situation too. Drew's also in that situation.

[Drew]

Yeah. And you could never be sis. When's the last time you were in a hole, let alone a perpetual one? So, yeah, I got you thinking. I got. I fell in a hole. My name is Carmen Winstead.

[Kai]

My name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I'm very similar to you. Did I mention that I'm dead?

[Drew]

I was pushed down a hole. I really don't have anything. Guys. I've been listening to the new Raven Lynae song, Love Me Not. That's a good one.

[Kai]

Love Me.

[Drew]

Love Me.

[Kai]

My friends asked me for a bunch of album and I'll give them to you right now, Carrie. And is it LA well by Sufjin Stevens? How the do you say that?

[Enya]

Carrying Lowell?

[Kai]

Yeah. Carrion Stevens. How do you say it?

[Enya]

Sufyan.

[Kai]

Yeah. Sufian Stevens. I love that album. It's really good. Then you played a song off this album and I started listening to it again. Oil of Every Pearls on Insides by Sophie. Rest in Peace, Go Goat as. And then I made Kai listen to an album and it was like, I'm keeping it for myself. Actually, I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it. It's top secret Sauce, y' all. All right.

[Drew]

Well, mine. I'm just gonna say a few songs that will always make me happy, but in a sad way. Good. My Goodbye Don't Meet I'm Gone, Carol King. I said goodbye to me, Harry Nilsson. And I've been listening to Uncle Ace by Blood Orange because of Challengers. And then I've. I'm still listening to the MCD album like a bunch because that album is so good. Candy is one of my favorites right now, especially after watching like the live version. And yeah, I really need to do some deep diving on music because I've been in a loop and. And it's scaring me. But I do find new songs. But then I just become obsessed with it, which I think is like a big habit of mine. Like, I become obsessed with the same songs and I listen to them like a hundred times and. Yeah, but also now that I have a car again, like, I can actually listen to music. And I think not having a car, I realized how much less I was listening to music because, like, I wasn't listening to It. While moving around, I was listening to music in my friend's car. But yeah, that's it. And I'm trying to think movie. Oh, we rewatched Problemista. Or did I say that last week? No, I didn't.

[Kai]

I don't think so.

[Drew]

No, I'm not. No, I not. We re watched Problemista, and that movie is so good. If you haven't seen it, you need.

[Enya]

To watch it because I've heard so many people said they love that movie.

[Drew]

Dude, it's.

[Enya]

I haven't seen it.

[Kai]

It is like, such a great debut. Like, I directorial day. Yeah, I haven't like, seen a directorial debut as, like. It also just feels like we're at, like, the start of something. Like a start. The start of, like a new.

[Enya]

Like, so many good movies have come out.

[Kai]

Out.

[Drew]

Yeah, too many good movies.

[Enya]

Too many. What the. No, there was like, I feel like eight years where not one good thing happened.

[Kai]

Yep.

[Drew]

I haven't been alive as long as you, so I don't know if I've had that long of a streak.

[Enya]

You've been alive for at least eight years.

[Drew]

Not cognitively. All right, well, guys, thanks so much for watching. Oh, Psyop Corner.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

These better be good or I'm going to be pissed.

[Kai]

If I try to sneak a picture of you and the Flash turn on, I'm slapping the out of you.

[Drew]

Okay.

[Kai]

Okay. This one's, like, mainly pertaining to me. My dick is so big, I be scared to go to sleep because it be hanging off the bed and I don't want the monsters to grab my dangling dick.

[Drew]

Is that it?

[Kai]

Yeah. Oh, no. I got two more, actually. One more. Teach your kids their real name. No, that one. That's. No. Yeah, that's it. I don't know. You tell me.

[Drew]

Teach your kids their real name. The damn teacher called this baby name nine times. He listening for Stank a Butt.

[Kai]

He's listening for Stank a butt. That was from Sienna and Maddie. Submissions.

[Drew]

Well, I have one that's not necessarily. This one's kind of gross. Gross? This is not a Psyop Corner or a meme. I just thought about it in the car. I already said it to you. Eating with a dental dam must feel like taking a saran wrapped prepackaged chicken thigh home and tonguing it. Just a thought I had. But do practice safe sex.

[Kai]

Womp, womp. Losers. Prudes.

[Drew]

All right, that's wrapping the first episode.

[Kai]

In the new set.

[Drew]

Shout out tmg. Damn, that echo.

[Kai]

Holy.

[Drew]

That's good. Should I give a better scream Should I scream again? Let's see how, like. Okay, are we gonna do scream challenge? Okay, should I pull this back? Is it gonna, like, peak? I have to get in. I have. Was that good?

[Enya]

Dude, it echoes for, like, 10 seconds.

[Kai]

I can't do it.

[Drew]

Scream.

[Kai]

Wait. I gotta get ready.

[Drew]

And I want to scream, but I don't want to take up space and disturb people.

[Kai]

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

[Drew]

You have a lot to live up to.

[Kai]

Yeah, I know it's hard. It's a tough act to follow.

[Drew]

Why do you always have to do one where it's like one and then another?

[Kai]

Because I got to get the second one out out. The second one's the better one.

[Drew]

All right, well, thank you guys so much for watching. Bye. Bye, Sam.