Emergency Intercom

Episode Title: Oh I didn't know I was in the Olympics I'm sorry
Release Date: April 10, 2026
Hosts: Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips
Notable Guest: Kai

Episode Overview

This episode of Emergency Intercom is a classic, chaotically comedic roundtable that dives into pop culture, personal anecdotes, playful banter, and philosophical musing, all with the infectious energy and irreverence fans have come to expect from Enya and Drew. While there's no "emergency," the need for attention is very real, as the hosts riff on everything from Austin live show announcements, movie culture (with a special fixation on Zendaya’s latest film), social dynamics, love-bombing, pride month, TikTok conspiracies, childhood memories, the art of sock removal, and nonsensical deep-dives into conspiracy theories like flat Earth and mud floods. As always, the boundaries between host and listener feel porous—in the best possible way—thanks to the show's meandering but intimate comedic style.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Live Show in Austin & Scalping Their Own Tickets (03:50–04:49)

• The hosts announce their live show in Austin on Sunday, April 12th, with playful threats to scalp their own tickets:
  • Enya: “Guys. Austin, Texas. We have a show this Saturday!” (04:50)
  • Drew jokes about buying and reselling the tickets himself.
• Light roasting and confusion over dates ensue, setting the tone for the friendship and inside-joking of the episode.

2. “Faces of Death” Movie Talk: Zendaya, Editing, & “Woke” Commentary (06:03–08:58)

• The trio discuss seeing an early screening of "Faces of Death," leading to a tongue-in-cheek assessment of Zendaya's role and bizarre scenes:
  • “One of my biggest qualms…was Zendaya twerking in the men’s bathroom. I thought that was really bizarre.” (06:30, Enya)
  • Skibidi Toilet memes and editing done by women come up; editing praised and nitpicked.
  • Kai: “Well, it’s the Skibidi toilet sex scene, which I thought was really weird and very tone deaf.” (06:46)
• They note the “woke” friend archetype, poke fun at their own film takes, and reflect on Zendaya’s career.

3. Movie Preferences & Gendered “Boy/Girl Movies” (09:01–12:17)

• Drew admits he rarely goes to theaters now (“twice in two years”) and explores gendered movie-watching:
  • “I'm not shocked. The boy didn't go see the girl movie.” (10:29, Drew)
  • Enya recounts a gay guy-filled party ditching to go see a drama film, leading to jokes about “being a boy.”
• Enya: “I love being a boy.” (11:11)

4. Pop Culture Deep Dives & O2L Memory Lane (15:05–17:37)

• Nostalgic riffs on YouTube personalities (Ricky Dillon, O2L), Snoop Dogg collaborations, and the intersection of online/real world celebrity.
  • “Snoop Dogg is always at the scene of the crime.” (15:21, Drew)
  • Kai admits to recently watching O2L’s Taco Bell video, characterizing 2010s internet culture.

5. Slayyyter’s Album & Brent Faiyaz: First Impressions vs. Repeat Listening (27:07–28:57)

• Enya raves about Slayyyter’s new album (“now it’s a masterpiece”), Drew discusses Brent Faiyaz’s shift to “relationship music.”
  • “The singles are like some of the greatest songs I've literally ever heard.” (27:07, Enya)
  • The hosts dissect their evolving music tastes and what sticks on repeat.

6. Personal Life: Paparazzi Paranoia & Polyamorous Jokes (22:00–24:22)

• Kai describes feeling stalked by People Magazine after dinner outings, leading to jokes about open relationships, jealousy, and who is creeping on whom.
  • “What's fucked up is Kai is cheating on our polyamorous relationship with a couple of fucking randoms.” (23:34, Enya)

7. Running Gags: Bidet Mishaps, Poop Confetti, Easter Whimsy (31:06–33:18)

• In classic Emergency Intercom form, scatological humor reigns:
  • Kai admits to accidentally spraying himself in the eye with the bidet (“poop confetti”, pinkeye jokes).
  • Enya describes her "Easter whimsy" (holding ducks, bunnies, turtles), contrasting with Drew’s low-key holiday feast.

8. Conspiracies & Existential Dread

• Nukes aren’t real? Flat Earth? Tartarian mud floods? The hosts dive into internet rabbit holes, blending meme-logic and skepticism.
  • “I don’t think I believe in nukes. I think we might have a couple nukes, but I think they lie about the nuclear arsenal.” (34:27, Enya)
  • “My favorite genre of conspiracy videos are flat Earthers spending hundreds of thousands of dollars only to be proven the Earth is spherical.” (59:56, Enya)

9. Social Media, Love Bombing, and Relationship “Games” (38:32–41:19)

• The group reflects on how social media and algorithms shape how people approach relationships and vulnerability:
  • “I'm finding out that games are being played by everyone but me, and I need to start playing games.” (38:32, Enya)
  • “I also do fear that people now can't differentiate love bombing versus someone just liking them.” (40:13, Drew)
• They discuss “buzzwords” (love bombing, gaslighting) and how TikTok flattens relationship discourse, promoting only sad/dramatic stories.

10. Parasocial Fan Interactions & Come Tributes (41:22–44:23)

• Enya recounts a memorable, slightly perverted fan encounter, Drew jokes about wanting to be fawned over, and the crew reminisces about bizarre gifts received (“come tributes” from fans).
  • “If y’all meet Drew, just touch him. I give you permission to grope me.” (42:31, Enya)
  • “The only come tribute I got was from someone that I know in real life that I'd consider a friend.” (43:19, Enya)

11. Personal Growth, Aging, & Self-Love (64:02–64:39)

• The episode closes with a surprisingly tender moment, reflecting on personal evolution, nostalgia for their early 20s, and the tension between loving oneself and the world’s expectations:
  • “Every year I am more perfect, but every year, I can look back and think, that's the worst person on the planet, which is good.” (64:13, Drew)
  • “They hate that I love myself.” (64:25, Enya)

Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “You're so lucky. I love being a boy.” (11:11, Enya)
• “Snoop Dogg is always at the scene of the crime.” (15:21, Drew)
• “The singles are like some of the greatest songs I've literally ever heard in my life…now it's the only album I listen to…I think it's a masterpiece.” (27:07, Enya)
• “Kai has poopeye. The bidet sprayed poop into your eye.” (32:06, Enya)
• “If y’all meet Drew, just touch him. I give you permission to grope me.” (42:31, Enya)
• “The only come tribute I got was from someone that I know in real life that I'd consider a friend.” (43:19, Enya)
• “Every year I am more perfect, but every year, I can look back and think that's the worst person on the planet, which is good.” (64:13, Drew)
• “They hate that I love myself.” (64:25, Enya)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:50 – Show announcement / self-scalping joke
• 06:10 – “Faces of Death” movie discourse
• 09:01 – Cinema, gender, “boy movies” vs. “girl movies”
• 15:05 – Ricky Dillon, Snoop Dogg, & YouTube nostalgia
• 22:00 – Paparazzi paranoia & polyamory bits
• 27:07 – Slayyyter’s album and music obsessions
• 31:06 – Bidet mishaps & poop confetti
• 34:27 – Conspiracy theory banter (nukes, flat Earth)
• 38:32 – Dating games, love bombing, and TikTok relationship culture
• 41:22 – Parasocial fan stories & come tribute memories
• 64:02 – Sentimental closing: self-love and changing over time

Tone, Style, and Final Notes

The conversation freely oscillates from sardonic and absurd to unexpectedly sweet, with layers of in-jokes and meta-commentary on the modern internet experience. Nothing is sacred, but no one is truly mean; Emergency Intercom thrives on the chemistry between hosts and a communal willingness to overshare. Even as the trio lampoons pop culture, fan obsessions, and each other, there are glimpses of emotional honesty about loneliness, self-worth, childhood, and aging.

If you’re new to the show, expect tangents, internet depravity, shock humor, and an odd but rewarding sense that you’re among friends who speak their minds, even (especially!) when it’s nonsensical.

Suggested Episode Title Quote:
“Oh, I didn’t know I was in the Olympics. I’m sorry.” (38:50, Drew) — encapsulates the competitive, game-playing dynamic explored throughout this episode.