Our life is a movie

Summary

Podcast Summary: Emergency Intercom – "Our Life is a Movie"

Episode Overview In the "Our Life is a Movie" episode of Emergency Intercom, hosts Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips delve into a myriad of topics ranging from pop culture and personal anecdotes to deeper reflections on life and aspirations. Released on July 5, 2024, this episode offers listeners a blend of humor, candid conversations, and insightful discussions that capture the essence of Enya and Drew's dynamic partnership.

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1. Pop Culture and Halloween Costumes The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about Halloween costumes, showcasing the hosts' creativity and humor. Enya shares her enthusiasm for unique outfits, expressing a keen interest in designing advanced costumes.

• Enya Umanzor (02:12): “It's the greatest name of all time character. It's literally boobiala. Like bagabilla shout out Booby Allah.”

Drew playfully critiques the thought process behind costume choices, emphasizing the spontaneity versus planned approaches.

• Drew Phillips (03:09): “The Babadook only, like, was originated in the early 2000s. To me, the Babadook has a name that rings back like to the 1700s.”

2. Celebrity Encounters and Experiences at the Marc Jacobs Show Enya and Drew recount their experiences attending the Marc Jacobs show, highlighting their interactions with notable personalities such as Cardi B and Anna Wintour. Their enthusiasm for the event is palpable as they describe meeting celebrities and the vibrant atmosphere of the show.

• Enya Umanzor (18:26): “We spoke to Cardi B. Oh, my.”

• Drew Phillips (20:31): “Hermione Granger spoke to Alex, spoke to Mrs. Cardi.”

The hosts humorously navigate their encounters, illustrating their ability to connect with high-profile individuals while maintaining their signature comedic flair.

3. Social Media and Personal Insecurities A significant portion of the episode addresses the impact of social media on self-esteem and personal image. Enya opens up about receiving hurtful comments regarding her appearance, leading to a candid conversation about body image and self-love.

• Enya Umanzor (41:11): “I saw a comment that is the meanest thing anybody's ever said to me. And not only was it the meanest thing anybody said to me, 10,000 people agreed, at least. Girl, the comment was like, why? Every time I see Drew, he gets wetter. Like, he just looks wet.”

Drew adds his perspective on societal beauty standards and the pressures of maintaining an ideal image online.

• Drew Phillips (43:25): “You need self love. Yeah. I think our phones are destroying us because humans have always naturally been obsessed with their looks and shit.”

4. Health Concerns and Dengue Virus Discussion The hosts shift gears to discuss health-related topics, specifically focusing on the Dengue virus. They clarify misconceptions and provide factual information about transmission and symptoms, interspersed with their trademark humor.

• Enya Umanzor (29:04): “And there are 12 confirmed cases in Miami or in Florida, and that the mosquitoes are there.”

• Drew Phillips (30:23): “Oh, it is dang gay. Dengue girl. Of course.”

Their light-hearted approach makes the conversation both informative and entertaining for listeners.

5. Personal Reflections on Life and Aspirations Enya and Drew engage in a heartfelt dialogue about their personal goals and the pressures of deciding on a career path. Enya expresses her desire to create a TV show and documentaries, while Drew reflects on his aspirations in acting and music.

• Enya Umanzor (34:11): “I wanna make, like, a cartoon. But, like, animation is too hard. Inexpensive. I want to make documentaries because I have a bunch of good documentary ideas.”

• Drew Phillips (38:08): “I would like to make music just, like, later on in my life.”

They discuss the challenges of balancing creative pursuits with personal fulfillment, offering relatable insights for listeners navigating similar dilemmas.

6. Future Plans and Creative Ideas Towards the end of the episode, the hosts brainstorm innovative ideas to rejuvenate their creativity, including philanthropic acts and engaging content for their audience. Drew contemplates creating viral YouTube content by performing random acts of kindness, such as paying for others' meals in a drive-through.

• Drew Phillips (54:07): “Like, I'm gonna pay for everybody in the line. Like, here is like a gift card with, like $5,000. So everybody today gets free food.”

• Enya Umanzor (55:32): “We should try that out.”

Their enthusiasm for new projects underscores their commitment to evolving their podcast and engaging with their audience in meaningful ways.

7. Closing Reflections and Podcast Highlights In the final segments, Enya and Drew share snippets of personal experiences and humorous anecdotes, reinforcing the authentic and spontaneous nature of Emergency Intercom. They also touch upon plans for future merchandise and creative tributes, signaling continued growth and engagement with their fanbase.

• Enya Umanzor (56:30): “In memoriam of the old set, we had our friend Leon do a painting in his style because we love it so much and she lives on forever in our hearts.”

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Enya Umanzor (07:19): “Like, our life is actually a movie.”

• Drew Phillips (25:09): “It's so crazy. It's so crazy.”

• Enya Umanzor (31:51): “Just sad.”

• Drew Phillips (43:08): “You need self love.”

• Enya Umanzor (42:05): “I need buccal fat removal. I need Botox in my masseter muscles. I need zygote implants.”

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Conclusion "Our Life is a Movie" exemplifies Emergency Intercom's ability to blend humor with genuine conversations about life's complexities. Enya and Drew's candidness invites listeners into their world, offering both laughter and moments of introspection. Whether discussing the latest in pop culture, personal insecurities, or creative aspirations, this episode stands as a testament to their dynamic synergy and commitment to engaging, relatable content.

Transcript

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Drew Phillips]

From first steps to first dates. From all nighters to all time personal bests.

[Enya]

From building pillow forts to building a.

[Drew Phillips]

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[Enya]

Almost there.

[Drew Phillips]

Almost there. Hi. This is Drew. And I'm crazy.

[Enya]

And I'm Enya. And I am so crazy too.

[Drew Phillips]

And you're not so crazy as me.

[Enya]

Everything is crazy. We are so crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

You can never be as crazy.

[Enya]

And I'm so crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

Cuz you think you're the crazy girl. But I'm the craziest girl. Cuz you're not as crazy as me.

[Enya]

I'm the crazy person. I'm the crazy person. Hey, I'm the lazy person.

[Drew Phillips]

As you can see we are still in New York. We are back in the stray rats office using their space for free. As we should be.

[Enya]

Let me just tell y' all something. I just got a sneak preview.

[Drew Phillips]

Of the next like drop I think so.

[Enya]

Is that true? Is that true? And that goes hard.

[Drew Phillips]

It goes so a crazy because I'm so crazy. Who the is the Babadook? I already said that in the last episode or in one of the episodes we filmed. But seriously, like where does actually that was my problems. I didn't look up where the Babadook came from from but like that was cracking me up in bed the other day. The Babadook is like I feel like I'm so late. I never saw the movie.

[Enya]

It's the greatest name of all time character. It's literally boobiala. Like bagabilla shout out Booby Allah. If y' all know anything about boobiala, it's that it's my dream vacation spot with Orion. One day we'll end up there. But it's a port city In Australia. So it's like a concrete jungle similar to New York without all the buildings and fun. It's really just a shipping yard. Hard. But I really want to visit Boobiala because that name is so funny, bro.

[Drew Phillips]

The Babadook only, like, was originated in the early 2000s. To me, the Babadook has a name that rings back like to the 1700s.

[Enya]

Like Old St. Nick.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, yeah, like, to me, the name Babadook is like when humans first realized they could make up words and they were just kind of going crazy and going. Just making sounds like, that's what makes me out about like so many words is genuinely, how did we get there? Like, and I know I could look it up. I'm sure there is a in depth demonstration of how, like, words just started happening. But imagine the first human to hear their voice. Like, were they just silent? Like, I don't know, it freaks me out.

[Enya]

You should take a page out of their book before language is invented and be silent. Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay.

[Enya]

Thank you. Finally. I haven't had a moment of silence in years. The old ball and chain is always.

[Drew Phillips]

Talking and the old ball and j.

[Enya]

What was I gonna piggybacking off of Babadook and booby. Oh, my Halloween costume, y' all, I really need help. I really, really need help.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, do you want to say what? Okay. Also, this is July.

[Enya]

Like, I know. Well, I've been thinking about it since January, y' all. Like, it's really important to me that I have like an advanced costume.

[Drew Phillips]

What's crazy is it's not like it'd be one thing if you were like, Stossy baby. And like, those like, girls who really go in for their outfits, like, they commit and they like go in and they get like a full, full custom beat and like, fit and everything, but you just throw you down. You order something on Amazon like a week before.

[Enya]

Yeah, I'm eating disorder off Amazon. No, y' all. It's really important to me. I've just set the bar so high several times. I basically invented outfits for people to do. And they copy me now, which I am fully, fully down for. I'm like, yes, I guess gay little monkey and the pain eating grandpa.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, a paint eating grandpa is pretty huge. Harry Styles was a good one.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Damn, you have had bangers.

[Enya]

They're all bangers. And I'm having a conniption fit thinking about my next one.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, the problem is, if somebody recommends an outfit, like a Halloween outfit to you, you're gonna be like, upset that you're Taking somebody else. Like, you're such a brat.

[Enya]

They're gonna, like, give me. Yeah, well, it's a brat, Summer. Duh. We got intel the remix album is coming soon. I'm lying. I don't actually know if that's true.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, the remix album is coming soon, and we're going to be on it.

[Enya]

For real this time. No, but it's very important to me. So should we tell them my ideas or. If I tell them, it won't be a surprise anymore.

[Drew Phillips]

The thing is, one of your ideas, you cannot do, like, one. The. I'm so crazy.

[Enya]

The bag of chips on the head. Y' all see, that's a banger. Like, gluing a bag of chips to a headband and walking around like, I'm that girl in the grocery store. Like, I got a bag of chips, something. Can't take her anywhere. She's so crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

Is. Isn't it? Like, she took the picture of herself.

[Enya]

She put the bag of chips on her head, and she was like, you.

[Drew Phillips]

Can'T take me anywhere.

[Enya]

I think that's what it is. That's a bang.

[Drew Phillips]

There's something about you, yourself being like, you can't take me anywhere. It's like, you're not that crazy. Like, you're just not that crazy.

[Enya]

She's crazy. I'm going to look up bag of chips on girl's head crazy. She's so crazy. Love her.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, wait. Oh, so her friend did post it. You know what I'm thinking of? I'm thinking of, like, the girl who's doing the regular selfie, and then she's like, like, sticking her tongue out, like, making a funny face.

[Enya]

I don't know.

[Drew Phillips]

You know what I'm talking about? Where she's like. It's like her, like, smiling normal, and then she's like, do you know what I'm talking about?

[Enya]

I vaguely remember, but that just reminded me of a stabbing today. Stabbing today.

[Drew Phillips]

Dude, there are so many, like, beautiful moments that the Internet has given us. It's actually unbelievable. Also really wild. We really need to stop quoting random memes and stuff.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. With Devin last night. Bro, last night we were at dinner with Devin after the. After the Marc Jacobs thing. It's just so small. I forget that, like, we do it. Like, is that weird to say? Like, I just. Just so.

[Drew Phillips]

No. Like, this is a movie. Like, our life is actually a movie.

[Enya]

It's a movie, but it's regular for us now.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, it's gotten so used.

[Enya]

It's basically a documentary at this Point, like, it just gets boring by the end.

[Drew Phillips]

You feel like you already. It's like a docu series where you're like, okay, I watched three episodes. I kind of know what's happening.

[Enya]

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And you already had it leaked three years prior because the story already happened. Whatever. But we had dinner with Devin, and me and Inya, like, in unison, both go, Saturday, Saturday.

[Drew Phillips]

Because you're like, what day did you get here? And she was like, the 29th. And I was like, oh, that was Saturday.

[Enya]

And me and Drew go, Saturday, Saturday for Saturday.

[Drew Phillips]

But she. The thing is, she said it back. So she's like, oh, Saturday for Saturday. And then come to find out, I thought she'd seen the video. And I was like, oh, my God, this is like a once in a lifetime thing where we quote something really stupid to somebody and they know what we're talking about. And then we were like, oh, my God, you've seen the video. And she was like, what video? And we showed it to her and come to find out that her sister Sydney and their friend Drew. They have a friend Drew too. Yeah, because it's like, everybody.

[Enya]

A lit thing.

[Drew Phillips]

Everybody needs a Drew in their life. They quote it to her all the time, but they've never showed her the video.

[Enya]

Do you mean everybody needs a Drew in their life?

[Drew Phillips]

No, I was just saying that because, like, I don't know. I, like, had to fill up this. The rest of that sentence. Usually when I say something nice, it's because I had to fill up a sentence. It's not coming from my heart.

[Enya]

It's not genuine.

[Drew Phillips]

No, I'm actually very complimentative. And I mean it, because I'm a bad liar. So if I meet you and I don't give you a compliment, that's a bad sign. Yikes. That's also a lie. Because I don't want. I don't want anybody to meet me. And then I'm not like, you're beautiful. And they walk away and they're like.

[Enya]

She thought I was ugly. No, I'm not even just joking when I say this. Every single person that's ever come up to us to say what's up? Like, whether they knew us from online or, like, whatever, like, has been gorgina grand. Yeah. Like, and I'm. I'm not just saying that for, like, brownie points. Like, genuinely believe that with my whole chest.

[Drew Phillips]

We only attract pretty.

[Enya]

It's kind of crazy, but it makes attractive attracts attractive.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, it's like we're mirrors. That was all attractive attracts attractiveness no, no.

[Enya]

Attractive attracts tracked. Attractive attracts attractive.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, okay.

[Enya]

But if Edgar Allen Poe or whoever the said that, it would be on every poster in the world.

[Drew Phillips]

Somebody the other day, who was it? I think it was like, somebody was like, oh, like Edgar Allan Poe wrote it. Like, you know, like Shakespeare or something. And like, they were saying that Edgar Allan Poe was something that Shakespeare wrote. And for the first time, I was like, damn, I'm really not that dumb because you just said the craziest thing I've ever heard.

[Enya]

You're all in Poe. More like Edward Allen Poe. Ho. Edgar Allen Poe. More like Edgar Allen Poe.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, we need to talk about the epidemic of, like, staying up on the phone all night with, like, your first, like, crush or, like, person who you like when you're younger. Like, did you ever do that?

[Enya]

No.

[Drew Phillips]

It's cute, but it's so embarrassing. Like, girl, hang up that fudgeing phone that's just going to go next to your head.

[Enya]

Your bill is crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

The, like, electricity you're wasting for what? Just to be on the phone. Also, I feel like always I would wake up and the phone would call would be done. Like, somebody would always wake up before me and then hang up the phone.

[Enya]

I never.

[Drew Phillips]

What are you supposed to do?

[Enya]

I never had that. I've never had that.

[Drew Phillips]

That tracks.

[Enya]

Like, the do you mean by that?

[Drew Phillips]

I just. I don't know. I can't imagine anybody, like, meeting you and be like, oh, I'm gonna stay on the phone with him all night.

[Enya]

I got hoes.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, I actually. I do believe you.

[Enya]

I got hoes.

[Drew Phillips]

Stay up on the phone all night. Hoes.

[Enya]

Hell, no.

[Drew Phillips]

Hell, I would stay on the phone with you all night. No, I wouldn't, because I would rather just hang out with you.

[Enya]

Yeah, no, we would just go to each other's room. Also, I've been doing each other's. I've been doing this bit recently where I'll call in you at, like, 2:00am and then just be like, hey.

[Drew Phillips]

Hello. Hey, Are you okay?

[Enya]

I miss you.

[Drew Phillips]

We were staying in the same hotel but in different rooms. And I'm not kidding. The same second I walked into my room, I had just checked in or walked away from Drew, and the second I walked in, he called me and he was like, hello?

[Enya]

And she was like, what? What? What's is.

[Drew Phillips]

I got scared. I thought something was happening. I thought someone was in his room or something or someone followed him to his room. Like, I actually got really scared, and he was like, I just. I miss you. And then I Was like, girl, you and I hung up.

[Enya]

Well, we're doing Wingstop night tonight, y' all.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, we're gonna eat Wingstop. I'm so fucking excited. I won't be specific, but there are certain haters in New York about Wingstop. There's Ops. There's Ops over.

[Enya]

Maybe that's who the therapist or whatever the. She is. The girl that read my aura. Yeah, that's who she was.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, my God. That is who she's talking about. She's talking about the evil entity who has a problem that we eat Wingstop. The thing is, like, don't yuck my yum period. I'm getting my protein. I'm having my chicken. Like, oh, if. Oh, but. But if I was eating boiled chicken, sad rot in me with, like, broccoli on the side. Everybody like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like, yes, my queen, my healthy queen. Wingstop is just that. But happy.

[Enya]

Exactly. It's happiness. It's pure. Like, I don't think y' all understand. Like, no drug. Yeah, no drug on earth can give me the same feeling as licking the lid of a ranch cup from Wingstop. Like, that, like, really shifts. Shifts my. Like, whole night. Like, I could be having the worst day of my life. And then there's a Wing Stop cup there. I'm licking that goddamn lid, and it's literally giving me. Giving me Molly euphoria.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, I will say, though, as much as I ride for Wingstop, I'll ride.

[Enya]

For you Wingstop, because I ride for you Wingstop.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't know that I can have it. And someone's gonna get mad because I've been seeing people, YouTube comments, being like. And you're trying not to mention being high. Impossible challenge.

[Enya]

Like, just mention it without saying I was high.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, I would never have Wingstop sober. That's what I will say. The two things that will stop me from having wings up. I'm so sorry. Is the sun and being sober. Because I did that combination once. I had it when the sun was out and I was not high. Whoa.

[Enya]

I thought you meant exploding.

[Drew Phillips]

What?

[Enya]

Like, when you said, the only thing that will stop me is the sun, I thought you meant.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, no, no. I meant daylight. Like, that is a night time. If. Okay, I will say, like, I love Wingstop to death. You have Wingstop in the daytime. You are diabolical. Unless it's, like, a cold bite out of the fridge. But, like, ordering Wingstop at 1pm UV 9, you're literally going to jail. You are crazy. Something is wrong.

[Enya]

And the outside is cooked.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. There's just certain foods that should not be hatched when God is watching, when the lights are on outside and God can see you clearly and doesn't need to use night vision. There's just certain things you shouldn't be eating. And Wingstop is one of those things. I also feel like that about, like, most fast food for some reason in my head. Fast food in general is for the night time. Having it in the daytime, nighttime my time.

[Enya]

Literally nighttime, my fast food time.

[Drew Phillips]

If I was pregnant and I had quadruplets, I would die.

[Enya]

Did they take the baby? If I.

[Drew Phillips]

If I. If I. If I.

[Enya]

You know? What song is that?

[Drew Phillips]

I know a song.

[Enya]

What is it? If I. If I.

[Drew Phillips]

If I. If I lose you. If you lose?

[Enya]

Yeah, if you lose.

[Drew Phillips]

You are so bad at singing songs back. It's crazy. Wait, no. What was the song you were singing? I think it was a Steve Lacy song you were trying to sing the other day and you, like, were singing it to us. It was me and Rain, I think, and you were singing it and we were like, what song are you singing?

[Enya]

I don't remember what it was.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, my God.

[Enya]

No, it. Was. It the valley guy. Valley guy with the nails and his hair.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay. The valley guy with the nails and his hair.

[Enya]

You know what I'm talking about? Shoulder pads, T. Yes.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah. No, it was a Tizo song. You were the valley cuz he has.

[Enya]

A song about, like, a valley dock. I've already. We've already had this conversation.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay. A valley dock. I don't think he talks about that.

[Enya]

What? His new song that, like, you really like it has four parts to it.

[Drew Phillips]

Come on, girl, I'm outside. Hurry up.

[Enya]

I'm leaving.

[Drew Phillips]

He was trying to think that's because.

[Enya]

Giving me a reason. Come on, girl. I'm outside.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, you sounded really good.

[Enya]

Holy. See, I was, like, using my vocal inflection. I was using my diaphragm to push the words out instead of screaming them. Because every time someone's singing around me, I can tell they're screaming the vocals. But like me, it just comes out naturally. And I'm enunciating the vows. I'm dropping it. I'm dropping it down. I know a lot about singing, y' all.

[Drew Phillips]

You really don't. Were you in, like, choir or anything growing up?

[Enya]

No, I was too. Or I was in, like, a church choir up until, like, fourth grade when going into fifth grade, I dropped out. No, no, I was in it in fifth grade going into sixth grade. Since we Were moving to the middle school. I dropped out. But you had to do, like, an audition in front of the whole class.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, hell.

[Enya]

And I had so much social anxiety. I was friends with literally everybody because my school, like, class was so small, But I had so much anxiety, performance anxiety, that I literally, all of my friends took the class and I was the only one that didn't. And it was so fun. And I had FOMO all year because they would go on, like, choir trips and all this. And I wasn't allowed to because I didn't do that performance in front of everybody. But in grand grade school, like, young, young school, I was like, like elementary. I was in church choir.

[Drew Phillips]

Do they take you on field trips in high school? Because I don't remember going on any field trips in high school that was.

[Enya]

I might do them for, like, certain clubs, but I don't think.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I did, like, speech and debate trips. Like, those debate.

[Enya]

What are you debating? Penis. I'm trying to get a good one. Wait, that one's a good one.

[Drew Phillips]

That one was really good.

[Enya]

That one.

[Drew Phillips]

Dude. My favorite video will always be the video. James Charles and somebody, like, added him, like, doing an explosive part to the toilet.

[Enya]

The. Yeah, the Marc Jacobs show. We didn't really talk about that, y' all. We did it again.

[Drew Phillips]

Did it again.

[Enya]

We pushes pushed boundaries. Saturday, Sunday. It was fun. We spoke to Cardi B. Oh, my.

[Drew Phillips]

God, she was so nice.

[Enya]

Was crazy. I'll let you talk about that moment.

[Drew Phillips]

So if you don't know, Marc Jacobs just did their show. I still am not really sure if it. Oh, no, I think it was the fall winter show. I'm pretty sure. Or maybe it was spring, summer, who knows?

[Enya]

Definitely fall. Winter.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. They did their full winter show and it was freaking amazing.

[Enya]

We're talking about us, though. We're not talking about that brand. We're talking about us here.

[Drew Phillips]

But we usually go and they'll have us, like, this is our second time going. We go and we, like, interview people and talk to people, which is very fun, but also nerve wracking because we basically have to chase after people and, like, hope that they're not mean to us and will just, like, let us ask them a stupid question. Most people are very nice. Cardi B. Was so nice.

[Enya]

Alex Kinsani is literally like, I know y' all see who she is online. But, like, in person, like, she's, like, angelic. Like, it's crazy. She's so funny too. Like, she's so witty. Like, like, quick. Like, it's even like, Comedically intimidating for, like, me.

[Drew Phillips]

I know it's rare around somebody, and, like, I feel like they make me feel quiet. But Alex always makes me feel like a quiet person. Like, she's so quick to a point where I'm like, okay. Like, also, the second you get into a conversation with her, she can, like, drop a funny thing, especially when the camera is around. She is, like, so quick on her feet. She is so born to be an entertainer. It is actually insane. She's one of those people. And, like, Barbie is one of those people.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Who? Barbie is, like, so witty and so quick that. Around, like, someone like Barbie, too. I'm Sometimes I'm like, fuck. I'm like, not. Like, I'm literally not fast enough to keep up with you.

[Enya]

But Alex, like, if she wanted to, she could drop modeling, drop the Internet, everything, and pick up, stand up, and genuinely be so good at it.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Like, 100.

[Enya]

The way her mind worked, y' all. Her mind.

[Drew Phillips]

Hermione Granger. Hermione Granger spoke to Alex, spoke to Mrs. Cardi. I'm trying to think of who else we spoke to. That was, like, a key. Oh, I went up to Anna Wintour.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

And bothered her. Which. That's what I'm gonna say.

[Enya]

All I said, all I could get out was, thank you for everything. Thank you for. Like, what did she do? Thank you for what? She was probably like, who are these psycho tweaks? I was terrified that, like, I don't know. I thought she was gonna, like, spit on me or something. Damn. But, yeah, we also spoke to Tara. Yummy. Who was a key.

[Drew Phillips]

She's super nice.

[Enya]

She's really sweet. We sat next to her on at the show, too. She was. She was a vibe. I mean, I didn't think that she wasn't gonna be a vibe. I've only heard, like, good things about her, but she was a key. I didn't realize how many likes she got on ig.

[Drew Phillips]

You were so stuck on that girl.

[Enya]

That blew my mind. I was like, okay, she's getting, like, literally likes. Like, I don't ever pay attention to that. Literally ever. But for some reason that you met.

[Drew Phillips]

A superstar and you didn't even notice.

[Enya]

You made me feel good about myself because I'm so not tapped into, like, anything. I'm just, like, in my own world and focusing on my own craft and my own arts, and I'm doing this for me that, like, I'm not trying to appease, like, other people, you know, like, because when once I start trying to, like, do it for other people, it becomes a job because it starts becoming, like, monetarily incentivized, and that's just no longer creative or fun. So what I try to do is I create things for myself in peace and in solitude, and that's where I find the most cathartic releases.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Yeah. But you were amazed by Tara.

[Enya]

Yeah. No, she was so sweet.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, she was really, really nice.

[Enya]

I could dunk on her, too.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah. She's the smallest person I think I've ever met.

[Enya]

Yeah, I could, like, dunk. I could jump over her standing.

[Drew Phillips]

She, like, reminds me, like, of what I wanted to be in, like, high school when it was, like, a braggadocious thing to be like, yeah, my feet are tiny. Like, that's like, to me, Tara, like, when you're like, yeah, I still, like, in high school and middle school, it would be like, yeah, I still, like. My Jordans are. I wear a size four. So.

[Enya]

Wait, look how small my hand is. Wait, that's actually crazy. And just handed, like, dwarfs mine. Do you have giant, ginormous hands or do I just have a little baby?

[Drew Phillips]

Don't say that about my hand.

[Enya]

That was crazy. Did you see that?

[Drew Phillips]

But yeah, we met Tara. She was super, like, sweet and funny. It was also hilarious because we were, like, filming intros and stuff, and we kept saying to the camera that we, like, before I got in there, we were like, our friend Zara's here. So everyone on the Mark team thought we, like, already had met Tara in person. So then they went up to her and they were like, oh, like. Like, Drew and Enya are here. And she's like, oh, cool. And they were like, you guys are friends? And she was like, not. I don't know them.

[Enya]

They thought there was, like, beef.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. We accidentally, like, made everyone curious.

[Enya]

But no, it's because if we give actor, we give actor boots.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. 100.

[Enya]

Like, it's just hard.

[Drew Phillips]

We're just, like, quick on our feet. We're actresses. Actress.

[Enya]

What else? Oh, I was supposed to meet Little Uzi Vert, but that didn't happen. But we're gonna make that happen one day.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Enya]

I have a bit planned with Little Uzi, and he said yes to it. So it's gonna happen.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Enya]

So just be prepared for that.

[Drew Phillips]

It never happens.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

People, like, in five years are gonna be like, remember when, like, Drew Phillips randomly said he was gonna, like, hang out with Little Uzi?

[Enya]

Well, it's not shocking because, like, Shawn Mendes, Justin Bieber, Jacob Elordi, all twins of mine, by the way are all really close to me and Timothee Chalamet, like, when he was filming Bones and all, like, he was really method acting, and, like, he was trying to eat my fingers, and. And I was like, bro, we're like, friends. Like, you can't eat me.

[Drew Phillips]

You don't know him. My biggest dream is that one of those people somehow stumble upon a clip of Drew just being crazy and publicly saying that they're friends.

[Enya]

I mean, I did meet Shawn Mendes. We'll insert the clip.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't know that I would consider that a meeting video.

[Enya]

No, that was fully meeting, considering me standing 45ft away in a public grocery store. Him, like, hiding from the cameras.

[Drew Phillips]

We should start saying that every time we're in a room with, like, a. A huge celebrity, be like, oh, yeah, I've met them, like, three times.

[Enya]

Like, literally, bestie. I mean, we got tea, but we can't say it out loud.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Enya]

It's so crazy. It's so crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, the show is very fun.

[Enya]

The looks were gorgina. We chased after Mark after the show. Humiliatingly did not want to speak to us, but we were literally forced, like animals to chase afterwards.

[Drew Phillips]

Like clowns to run after Marc Jacobs and tell him that his show was amazing. And he had his huge box mod in his hand, and he just looked.

[Enya]

At me and those long ass. Damn ass nails.

[Drew Phillips]

Those nails, bro. People are obsessed with the nails. You already on the nails, though.

[Enya]

Yeah, I was on the foot nails, like, before. Everybody, like.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, it's not that shocking to see, like, a man in long nails. We want to see them on your feet. Show your feet.

[Enya]

Show your feet. Like, let me see your feet. Like, I'm not kidding. Let me see the.

[Drew Phillips]

You know, when lady guys, I. Show me your teeth. Like, show me your feet, dude. The video of Rihanna high As at Coachella. Like, watching lady garbage be like, show me your teeth. Why did I sing it? Like, it was so spooky.

[Enya]

I don't know.

[Drew Phillips]

I also got blisters from wearing those kiki boots, so that's.

[Enya]

Oh, my picture of me and the Kikis.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, the scary video of you.

[Enya]

I was tearing up the Runway, y' all. They almost let me wear them. Actually, I decided not to wear it.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, because your toes were curdling, y' all.

[Enya]

I'm not kidding. My pinky toe. What? Like, is, like, my thumb right now. It was, like, curled underneath, and every step I took, I would have to, like, arch my toes like this so I didn't literally rip my pinky Toe off. I could feel it, like, the fibers connecting my toe, like, ripping. It was really scary boots. Wait. Scary boots. We'll insert the Kiki video, though.

[Drew Phillips]

No, you're walking really, Like, I don't think you should wear those.

[Enya]

Oh, my God, my stomach.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't know why it pisses me off so bad when I smile and wave to a baby and they don't smile and wave back. Like, something about that pisses me off so bad. Because you're not better than me. You're a baby. You can't even walk. You have to get pushed around by your parents hearts. And I'm going out of my way to smile and wave at you smiling.

[Enya]

That's character growth. That's character growth for them. And it gets. You're giving that hi and hello to them to, like, grow their brain, and they're just not reciprocating that energy. And I just. I feel like it's like, really toxic.

[Drew Phillips]

No, it is. It's them being like, how are you a baby? And you have such a big ego already. Like, you need to grow.

[Enya]

Like, you're literally not better than you're.

[Drew Phillips]

A baby, but you can't even walk like your ass. I'm literally gonna push you over and you're gonna roll around on the FL water bottle.

[Enya]

I need to start wearing diapers again because it's been like five years.

[Drew Phillips]

I can't believe babies just piss and poop in their diaper. That probably gets so cold.

[Enya]

I want to pee in a diaper still, y' all.

[Drew Phillips]

Ew.

[Enya]

I want to stand in the shower and pee in a diaper. Not in like a gross, like, sexual way, just to see what it feels like.

[Drew Phillips]

Wasn't there a time where we were, like, bored as during Company and we were like, lowkey. We should get diapers and just all.

[Enya]

Pissing them sit on the couch for four days.

[Drew Phillips]

Covet had us bored as we were. Like, what if we all just got diapers?

[Enya]

Diaper? No. Dead serious.

[Drew Phillips]

Anybody else during COVID just really want to piss in a diaper for some reason, the weather during COVID was, like, gorgeous. But it's probably because there was less.

[Enya]

You weren't allowed outside.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, there was less emissions from all of our cars on the road.

[Enya]

No pollution layer over la, but.

[Drew Phillips]

But if that happened again, I would.

[Enya]

Be pissed because, like, well, the Dangay virus is happening and. No, it's not.

[Drew Phillips]

No, it's July, so that's not.

[Enya]

No the Dan Gay virus. There are 12 confirmed cases in Miami or in Florida, and that the mosquitoes are there.

[Drew Phillips]

Drew, your dad being gay is not a virus. Dan gay. You can't just say, oh, Dan gay virus. Like, that's up.

[Enya]

That's actually two. I didn't even think about that. That is really toxic. I actually really didn't even think about that. Then, bro, I add so many words that are so unnecessary. Like, I'll be like, literally. Actually. I didn't even actually, literally think about that. It's, like, so annoying.

[Drew Phillips]

You're, like, verbally drawing.

[Enya]

I really, actually, literally didn't even think about that.

[Drew Phillips]

Wait, but is, like, is that a virus that's been around for a long time or is that a new one? Cuz I saw somebody on Tik Tok here. I don't know if it was false information, but there was, like, a mosquito that if it bit you, it made you allergic to me.

[Enya]

Oh, yeah. There's 12 cases in Florida right now. And it's from mosquitoes in Florida. It's not like a traveling case. Like, someone travels somewhere and gets it and then comes back like, it's happening here. And then there's also probably hundreds more because a lot of the people that get the virus don't show symptoms.

[Drew Phillips]

Is it not pronounced dengue? Dengue fever.

[Enya]

Dengue. I heard gay when I was watching the video.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, it is dang gay.

[Enya]

Dengue girl. Of course. The dengue virus happens right after pride. Like, you. Like, you people can't just, like, take what you get.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, my God. The dengue virus is transmitted to humans through the bites of infected female mosquitoes. So it's the slut mosquito.

[Enya]

Women of every single.

[Drew Phillips]

Always, always being bloodthirsty, scary animals.

[Enya]

Succubuses. You both take, take, take.

[Drew Phillips]

Cubas. Oh, my God. Wait. Josie literally had fucking dengue fever. He might have abdominal pain or tenderness, lethargy or restlessness. Laboratory finding of increasing HCT concurrent with rapid decrease in plants. Okay. Plant to Lent count. Girl. What the. Persistent vomiting. Okay. Do you die from it? Yes or no?

[Enya]

I think so. The fatality rate's, like, pretty gnarly.

[Drew Phillips]

Less than 1%.

[Enya]

Oh, that's immortality, right?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Oh, girl. Maybe I'm thinking of Zika or some.

[Drew Phillips]

You might be thinking of Zika virus.

[Enya]

Wait, no, there's Zika. Malaria. I'm thinking of malaria.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. So dengue isn't even that bad.

[Enya]

Girl. It's not even that.

[Drew Phillips]

Get sick.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, you're good.

[Enya]

But imagine Everybody gets it. 1% of the world gets it and dies. That's crazy. All right, y' all. I'm so sad lately.

[Drew Phillips]

Why?

[Enya]

Just sad.

[Drew Phillips]

What's making you sad? Do you want to talk about it on our podcast to, like, a huge audience?

[Enya]

No. Oh, no. Y' all know the fig tree? What? Oh, oh, gag, gag, gag, gag. Y' all. We were in Times Square on a billboard. Yeah, we were on a billboard in Times Square. The Times Square. And it wasn't in some bunk ass spot a street over. Like, it was in the thick of it all. It was there.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. And we went. We took pictures with it and everybody was staring at us. And like, like, also, it's so funny because our. The billboard said Drew and Enya instead of, like, emergency podcast.

[Enya]

Yeah. Emergency podcast.

[Drew Phillips]

I just want Wingstop so bad.

[Enya]

I know. And then we have to go hang out with 36 people.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, we have to go hang out with a bunch of friends because we're so pop. But I'm not getting Wingstop does something for me that's, like, really good. But I won't, like, bring the conversation back to Wingstop because we already went for, like, 10 minutes.

[Enya]

Okay.

[Drew Phillips]

But yeah, we had a billboard and it was freaking awesome. And I waited till the last five minutes of it being up to go look at it.

[Enya]

Yeah, I have a good video of me, like, doing the Tyler dance in front of it.

[Drew Phillips]

Something is wrong with you. The fact that your mom filled films, that is like, what's so crazy that.

[Enya]

Talking about my mom filled me? That's like a Kai joke.

[Drew Phillips]

She filled you with Milkies.

[Enya]

Milkies, Milkies.

[Drew Phillips]

I want milk. Wait, but why have you been sad? I'm confused. I'm confused.

[Enya]

Fig tree.

[Drew Phillips]

What about your fig tree?

[Enya]

Like, all the fruit on it is going to rot off because I can't make a decision on what I want to do with my life.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, you mean that quote about the fig tree?

[Enya]

I really. It's got me. It has me thinking. I even wrote down a list of everything I want to do in my life and I'm like, cool.

[Drew Phillips]

What is it you want to do that's going to take that much time?

[Enya]

Literally everything. It's embarrassing to say, so I'll tell you in private. But, like, I wanna. I wanna make, like, a cartoon. But, like, animation is too hard. Inexpensive. I want to make documentaries because I have a bunch of good documentary ideas.

[Drew Phillips]

You're only 26. You have, like, more than enough time to do most of the things you want to do.

[Enya]

But, like, I'd have to commit to one of them now.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, and I pick the. The. That's what I want. And, like, start working on it on the side.

[Enya]

All of them are difficult.

[Drew Phillips]

Documentary is hard because you would have to, like, dedicate, like, a lot of time, so that would have to be way later, y' all.

[Enya]

I have such a good documentary idea, and it's. I already got a yes from the dude that I want to make it on, but I just know it's a can of worms. I just know once I go in there, like, it's gonna end up me being me, Josh, and Lucas filming it for, like, three months. But also, I'm just so bad at interviewing people. But, like, I know, like, the Werner Herzog method is, like, to get them to do, like, 30 different takes and, like. Like, them delivering it like they were angry, like. Or like they were happy or, like, they were sad. So then he can, like, go back into the edit and, like, fully contrive the story how he wants it to be. But I don't know. We'll see.

[Drew Phillips]

I feel like you could do one, like, the cartoon one, I guess, actually, yeah. A lot of it does take a lot of time, but specifically, a lot of it takes a lot of time and money and you be able to do, like, other work. But you know what? It's not that deep because you were literally 26. If you live up to 75, you have so many.

[Enya]

I do have 69 years. I've 69.

[Drew Phillips]

You're not 17. You're not. Like, you have to come to terms with the fact that you are and you're not. Pretty, man. And I'm okay with that. You. You're saying you're going low because I'm trying to bring you back to a reality and help you confront something that is upsetting you and giving you.

[Enya]

My reality. Is my reality.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay.

[Enya]

Real reality.

[Drew Phillips]

But, yeah, I feel like you have a lot of time to do stuff, but also, you're talking to somebody who has, like, an empty brain and not a lot of wants. So I can't relate to wanting to do anything?

[Enya]

No. I think the main one I'm gonna pursue is our TV show. Yeah, that's the one that was.

[Drew Phillips]

It sets off, like, a domino effect to do, like, other things in the creative industry.

[Enya]

TV show coming soon, y' all. We're manifesting. We're claiming that energy.

[Drew Phillips]

We'll see.

[Enya]

We're claiming that energy. Just everybody claim that energy for us, please. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Sorry, universe. I'm not cocky. I'm literally, like, genuinely just so grateful for everything that you've blessed me with. Thank you, universe. What do you want to do with your life.

[Drew Phillips]

Literally nothing.

[Enya]

That is the dream.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, my dream is to be at a point where I can like sustain and like help my family and then disappear. That's what I do this for.

[Enya]

Remember when I used to say, once I get $7 million, I'm gonna disappear? Mind you, not even.

[Drew Phillips]

You haven't even chipped. You haven't even chipped the first step.

[Enya]

I literally said. I said, if I don't have a million dollars by 25, I'm killing myself.

[Drew Phillips]

And look at you, alive and well.

[Enya]

Without a million dollars. I just like got mental health, dude.

[Drew Phillips]

I actually don't know, like, I don't know how people are supposed to make like that much. But we don't need to get into.

[Enya]

Yeah, we don't need to talk about. Talk about all that. But.

[Drew Phillips]

But yeah, I don't have like, I don't have like any extreme wants us especially like as of right now. Like, there's certain things that I like, would like to do. Like at one point in my life, I. I don't have anything that's like necessarily career driven.

[Enya]

Like, you know what?

[Drew Phillips]

I think it'd be cool to act in something like that would be fun for me. Like. Yeah.

[Enya]

And we'll direct it.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. But also I kind of want to be in like someone else's thing that's. But I want to be in like a small thing. Like I would like to be in like a small, funny, like, like almost indie vibe. Yeah, like an indie thing. Just to do it. Just like, I really just want to do it, to experience it. Because the things I have been able to be a part of, I'm like, wow, this isn't insane. Like, it's cool to see the inner workings of the machine that makes content of that form.

[Enya]

Girl, we literally were in a movie. An indie movie. Oh yeah, daddy. Yeah, go go check out Addie, Daddy, Me, Enya, Josh and Lucas were in it. And Lucas and Inya's characters were so funny.

[Drew Phillips]

But yeah, I. I would like, like to do something like that, but I'm not like hell bent on it. It. I eventually would like to make music, but like in my head, I want to make like cute, sweet music when I'm like 40 or one lap steel guitar, bro. Yeah, I want to make like, well.

[Enya]

You know what you could do is start a pop career right now because everybody won't shut the up about your song. Like, I didn't have one.

[Drew Phillips]

I know Kai and Drew are low key jealous. Like y' all are making them jealous because Low key.

[Enya]

I'm high key. No, I'm. I'm literally just joking.

[Drew Phillips]

Feel bad. I. I literally feel bad because it was, like, Kai's idea to, like, make songs and stuff, and then everybody was talking about mine so much, and I was like, damn. I feel like I, like, intruded on something.

[Enya]

No one gives a flying. Me and Kai don't. But no, I've been, like, such a big advocate for you singing for so long, like. And you know that I've been telling you for the last five years.

[Drew Phillips]

I know. Every now and then when we're in the car, drill be like, why don't you just make music? And then I'm like, I don't know. And then I keep singing my little songs. Yeah, I think I'd want to make music just, like, later on in my life. But, like, yeah, I don't have any, like, goals that are, like, I need to do this to feel fulfilled because they're not, like, the problem. I'm, like, waiting. I'm waiting on, like, I feel like I wait for things to come to me, and then I accept them. I'm not, like, searching for any kind of thing to. For fulfillment because the things that are going to fulfill me is making sure my family's good.

[Enya]

Yeah. Also, like. Like having, like, financial and material things in your head that are, like, these are the things that, like, once I get, I'm gonna be good and I'm gonna be happy. And then you get those things and it's just onto the next, and it's like a perpetual evil cycle of wanting more and more, More, more, more, more, more, more. And you're never truly happy once you realize what you got and what you have in front of you and around you. That's true, true happiness. Because, like, we are all fed. We all got roofs, we all got family, and we got, like, great found family friends. Like, that's really all you. Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm, like, super grateful for where I'm at. So I think that's also why I'm like, I don't really need much else as of right now. Like, of course, I could always, like.

[Enya]

Want stupid, but the new Prada bag.

[Drew Phillips]

The new Mew Mew collection, wouldn't hurt.

[Enya]

I saw a comment that is the meanest thing anybody's ever said to me. And not only was it the meanest thing anybody said to me, 10, 000 people agreed, at least. Girl, the comment was like, why? Every time I see Drew, he gets wetter. Like, he just looks wet.

[Drew Phillips]

You're moist you're moist as.

[Enya]

That's right.

[Drew Phillips]

That's up. Because that's like a huge insecurity of yours. You were constantly being like, do I look oily? Do I look oily? Do I look wet?

[Enya]

My oil on my face. But it's also my fault because I use that snail mukin, and that's what makes me glossy and shiny.

[Drew Phillips]

And for a while it's pronounced snail mucin.

[Enya]

I was like, oh, this is cunt. Like, this is giving everything I wanted it to give. But apparently I look slimy. Like a snail's.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't think you look slimy. You look slimy in a way where, like, I wouldn't trust you. But not slimy. Like, in a way where you, like, actually look oily. Oh, you're drinking come water.

[Enya]

Yeah, of course you look slimy in a way. I was gonna say I got you. Like, you're wet because I'm so sexy.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh.

[Enya]

And you're like, bless you. Leaving a snail trail behind every time you look at me. Because I'm attractive.

[Drew Phillips]

You are attractive. You know that?

[Enya]

I literally. No, I'm not. Don't even, like, don't even get me started. Because everybody's gonna. Everybody's gonna leave mean comments about my appearance.

[Drew Phillips]

No, people always say you're hot, like you're crazy. You know what it is, is like, Drew went from getting no comments about his appearance ever to being called, like, sexy way too often. So now your bar of what you need to, like, suffice.

[Enya]

I need buccal fat removal. I need Botox in my masseter muscles. I need zygote implants.

[Drew Phillips]

What the fuck is zygote?

[Enya]

I think they're the, like the zygomatic bone in your cheek. I need a face lift. I need a haircut.

[Drew Phillips]

You need self love. Yeah. I think our phones are destroying us because humans have always naturally been obsessed with their looks and shit. But the vocabulary and the way it's infiltrated our day to day lives now is so scary. And we already had like Tumblr. Tumblr and things like that that made you feel less than and made you feel like you had to chase beauty standards. And the Internet was doing that. But now Tick tock is so interesting because it's like in such a subliminal way. Like, it's become just modern vocabulary to make a comment about the way you look in a demeaning way. And we need to change the vibe and everybody needs to just be like overly cocky to undo and swing the pendulum the other way. And everybody needs to be like, I am sexy, I am hot. I am so slay. Like we, we need.

[Enya]

I am hot. I am free.

[Drew Phillips]

I am free. I am crazy. I am sexy.

[Enya]

Everything is so crazy. Everything is so crazy. Because we're so crazy. We're so crazy. Should we scroll down tick tock and see what comes up? I mean, Pride month is over. Thank God. They're ripping down all the flags. Like, I'm tired of seeing all that around anyways.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, dude, I literally couldn't stop laug about the idea of, like.

[Enya]

Sorry, it was an Allen Iverson edit. Should I go on my Allen Iverson tangent? No, no, it's actually really lit. It's actually really lit. Basically, when he was 17, he was in a brawl at a fight, and every single school in the world dropped him, and the only school that stayed around was Georgetown. He got sentenced to 14 years in prison.

[Drew Phillips]

What?

[Enya]

Yes.

[Drew Phillips]

For wearing a bra?

[Enya]

No, no. He was in a brawl at a bowling house, bro.

[Drew Phillips]

I thought he got all that backlash for being seen wearing a bra at a game. And I was like, holy, we are. So you went to jail for wearing a bra?

[Enya]

This was, like, in 1993, by the way.

[Drew Phillips]

A brawl. Why the didn't you say fight?

[Enya]

Because I have a great vocabulary. Like, duh.

[Drew Phillips]

No, because you. You have that weird southern draw, so you cannot say brawl. Like, yeah, because it sounds like you're saying bra.

[Enya]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, so he went to jail.

[Enya]

He went to jail for four months and then was pardoned by the mayor of, I think, West Virginia or whatever, the Virginia town. And then he proceeded to be one of the greatest NBA players of all time. He brought swag to the league. He's the dude that got cornrows side stay or like, on.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, he's getting his hair done.

[Enya]

Oh, my God. Literally the most iconic sick moment.

[Drew Phillips]

The only thing I care about in basketball is the TNT guys making fun of the outfits that the basketball players wear. That to me, is so funny. And then that one basketball player who was getting, like, so made fun of because he was just copying a bunch of other players who. And their reactions to winning the potato. Yeah. Just being like, anything is possible. We did it.

[Enya]

Like, so crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

We did it. It.

[Enya]

We did it, Joe.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, well, this is where my brain was at last night, if you're wondering, bruh. Me saying I was a minor would be like, me saying, like, oh, I was in silent films. Like, that's the equivalent at this point.

[Enya]

Wait, what? Like a minor or a minor?

[Drew Phillips]

No.

[Enya]

So, dude, it's Actually crazy that I'm a minor still. I feel like I've been a minor.

[Drew Phillips]

For like, you are a 26 year old man. Man with a podcast with a mustache who eats fast food every night. You are a grown man.

[Enya]

Don't even. Don't even go there, because you know that's not true. You know that's not true.

[Drew Phillips]

But I was saying, like, it's crazy because I saw this tick tock that somebody commented, what is Vine? Like, oh, I saw that. What's Vine? And that freaked me out because I was like, oh, my God, vine is literally vintage. Like, vine is a vintage decade. It's a decade so old now. And I was saying, me telling a young person like, oh, I was on Vine. Would the equivalent of somebody being like, oh, I was in silent films. Like, oh, I was in the black and white pictures. Like, I was in the movie on the silver screen. Yeah. Like, it's literally like, I would. I'm so embarrassed to be like, oh, I was a Viner.

[Enya]

I would never claim that.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, because young people would be like, you were a. What the are you talking about? Like, even saying musically, like, it feels so old now. It just feels so far removed. So saying I was from Bind is really clocking my age in a way that I don't want to be doing. So I will not be saying I was on Vine. I was never there. I was too busy being young and fun and somewhere else. And I just got a podcast and it just happened miraculously.

[Enya]

Thank God for giving me my two eyes that I got to open today.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm not happy about opening my eyes today because I want two eyes.

[Enya]

Sleep, two lungs.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Enya]

Livers. You know, we don't.

[Drew Phillips]

We do not have two.

[Enya]

Yeah, you got two of every organ. You got two of every organ.

[Drew Phillips]

You're literally lying because I don't have two hearts.

[Enya]

You. You literally do hearts. No, I'm just with y' all.

[Drew Phillips]

It's just one night. Always together. No way together. Damn.

[Enya]

Media, media, media, media.

[Drew Phillips]

You don't have a psy up corner. I miss psy up corner.

[Enya]

I don't have a psy up corner. I don't have a sign up corner or a drew stand up. I've been ran down, worked to the bone. I can't do anything. I don't have any time for myself. And don't expect them in the next four episodes either, cuz they're all getting recorded in two weeks or in one week. I'm cooked. I'm fucking fried, y' all. Hi. Are you A top. Hey, no. Sorry. Never, never, ever apologize for being yourself. That's how the straights kept us down for hundreds of years. I want to suck your dick till you nut in my mouth and your toes curl up asap. Who is this? Sorry. Wrong number. Hell no. You got the right number this time.

[Drew Phillips]

Dude, I feel like I'm dying. Oh, my God. Before we started this episode, I. Okay, I started taking chlorophyll because it makes me not stink, but does anybody else have this? It constipates me. It literally. When I take the dropper fluids, it gives me diarrhea. Doo doo. And then when I take the pills for chlorophyll, it constipates me. So I guess I'm just meant to be stinky as this summer. And the thing is, a lot of people see pretty girls and they're like, oh, she definitely doesn't stink. No, pretty girls smell the wor. Worst. That's the new rumor I'm starting, so keep that in mind.

[Enya]

That's true. It's. It's a factually true statement. Yeah, I don't got for y' all. Sorry. Y' all have also been lacking in the emails. Bro.

[Drew Phillips]

Here is my media of the freaking week. Summer Breeze by Piper. Deep Blue Sea by Art Loan.

[Enya]

Y' all need to stop filtering your pics. You go missing. We're looking for Miss America instead of Bigfoot. Savannah sent that one.

[Drew Phillips]

We Let the Stars Go by prefab sprout. And then that's the end of my media.

[Enya]

Those BBL caskets gonna look like a guitar case.

[Drew Phillips]

That's really good.

[Enya]

I hate smoking with paranoid. The. You mean you saw the hash slinging slasher?

[Drew Phillips]

Dude, my favorite rendition of that is like Yoji Yamamoto.

[Enya]

The. You mean you saw Yoji Yamamoto?

[Drew Phillips]

I saw one too. Where I was like, the. You mean you saw Michael Jackson?

[Enya]

Message me if you eat Twizzlerds. I need you to bite somebody's tires for me. Be like going shopping and forgot to put the lifting at the end. That's in. Yeah. When she stole from Sephora me in.

[Drew Phillips]

High school when I was addicted to. I almost said smoking when I was.

[Enya]

Those were from Summer. Summer's carrying right now. I need some dick filet with a Balinesian sauce. I need. I need some dick filet with some Balinesian sauce.

[Drew Phillips]

Guys, my favorite psy up said was I hate anxiety. Like, ooh.

[Enya]

Oh, no.

[Drew Phillips]

What if something happens? Like, it's so real.

[Enya]

Literally, what if.

[Drew Phillips]

What if something happens and I don't know what's going to Happen, and it still happens.

[Enya]

So basically, this person messaged me on my business email, business inquiry.

[Drew Phillips]

And this doesn't mean that a bunch of y' all do this.

[Enya]

I swear to God, if it's not Psyop Corner or Stand Up Bits, I don't want to fucking see it.

[Drew Phillips]

But if you're not being a free writer for the show. I don't.

[Enya]

Exactly. Exactly. But they messaged me saying that they've been lying to their friends about being cousins with me and Enya for a very long time. And they started questioning them and they asked us if we could send them a video of us being like, hey, cousin. Hey, mija, or hey, mijo. But anyways, we sat in the car and sent them a video of me and Ninja saying hello. Like, that's our best friend, that's our cousin. Like, come to la. We'll fly you out. We miss you. We haven't seen you in a few months. Never got a response.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, they never responded.

[Enya]

So don't ever try that.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. So that was the first and last time I will ever be nice.

[Enya]

See, because I did that and I was like, oh, this is going by viral. I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. No, I just wanted to see the reaction, like in the email or whatever.

[Drew Phillips]

I know. I wanted to see if they actually showed it to their friends. Also, I think what I'm gonna do is like, I. I've been having this idea because I've just been feeling, like, so creatively in a fog. And, you know, I just, like, think, oh, I might be hitting burnout. And then I'm like, okay. So you know what would make me feel better is if I, like, did something good, but filmed it and made a YouTube video out of it. So I'm starting to think I might do.

[Enya]

Oh, like, giving, like the.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Or like going to, like, through a drive through and being like, I'm gonna pay for everybody in the line. Like, here is like a gift card with, like $5,000.

[Enya]

That's actually really.

[Drew Phillips]

Everybody today gets free food.

[Enya]

Because you'll get a lot of praise online.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. And, like, I'll, like, quadruple that income if the video goes viral. Like a Mr. Beast video.

[Enya]

That's actually, like, fascinating.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Enya]

So you'll make more money than you give away, right?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of the end goal. The end goal is to, like, like, give a little away. So maybe not 5,000. I was thinking, like maybe $50 on a gift card, but never saying the amount, but being Like, I'm paying for everybody behind me, and it's insinuating that I paid for, like, 50 people's food, but really, also, my friend is going to be in the car behind me, so it's my food. Actually, that's a crazy scam, like, doing like a pay it forward, but really you're just paying for your own meal in the back, like, for the car behind you, but filming it and making it seem like you just, like, did something amazing.

[Enya]

We should try that out.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, we're gonna do that. So if you see a video where it's like, me and all of our friends in our own cars in a long drive through line, and we're like, we're gonna pay for everybody's.

[Enya]

Don't say shit. Also, also, also, hold me to it. I need to record a doppelganger video soon. A Drew's. Go through the Drew's look alike account. Yeah, bully me until I do it, because I really want to start posting on YouTube again. Okay. My media. Let's just pick a random playlist and scroll through it.

[Drew Phillips]

All right, scroll to it.

[Enya]

Ooh. Breathe by Telepop music and Angela McCluskey inner voice by Hoover Phonic Strings of Life. Derek maybe.

[Drew Phillips]

I love that song.

[Enya]

35 Summers Plaid Peace Seeker Jaimera Love Himera Michael Wilson Tanner and see you no mo. DJ Godfather. No mo. No mo. No mo.

[Drew Phillips]

I just had to let you know.

[Enya]

Let you know let you know and one last thing.

[Drew Phillips]

A remembered forever in memory.

[Enya]

In in memoriam of the old set, we had our friend Leon do a painting in his style because we love it so much and she lives on forever in our hearts. And let's just say big things coming soon.

[Drew Phillips]

And let's just say we're putting this on a shirt. We're putting that on a shirt.

[Enya]

Merch drop soon.

[Drew Phillips]

All right, well, thank you guys so much for walking. I almost said walking. Thank you guys so much for watching.

[Enya]

Thank you for walking.

[Drew Phillips]

And if we seem out of it, it's because I'm losing my freaking mind. So.

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