pride episode

Summary

Emergency Intercom: Pride Episode Summary

Episode Information

• Title: Pride Episode
• Host Authors: Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips
• Release Date: June 6, 2025
• Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedic exploration of various topics by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. In this episode, the hosts delve into themes surrounding Pride Month, personal anecdotes, and humorous takes on everyday situations.

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Introduction

The episode kicks off with a lively exchange between the hosts, Drew and Kai, setting the comedic tone. They discuss Drew's involvement with a spiritual guidance counselor named Ally (referred to as Ali), highlighting his recent experiences with psychedelics.

Notable Quote:

• Drew [01:24]: "She believes that Libras are top tier. But I'm okay that you guys think it's for gay people because I like gay people too."

Pride Month Celebrations and Outfits

Drew shares his decision to participate in Pride Month by getting a tattoo and choosing an outfit that reflects the festivities without being overly confusing. The conversation humorously touches on the challenges of expressing support without misinterpretation.

Notable Quote:

• Drew [03:00]: "I did it with white under, and then I was like, okay, I need to do the colors, because that's what makes it funny. And then. Oh, I look stupid."

Personal Anecdotes and Relationships

The hosts segue into personal stories, including Drew's recent car accident and discussions about relationships. Kai opens up about receiving numerous Pride-related messages, leading to playful banter about community interactions.

Notable Quote:

• Kai [05:02]: "The amount of happy pride text messages I got was, like, genuine. I'm literally not joking. I got 30 of them."

Mental Health and Well-being

Drew candidly discusses his mental health journey, mentioning daily use of psilocybin and upcoming appointments with his psychiatrist. The conversation shifts to Kai's struggle with sudden anger and dark dreams, fostering a discussion on coping mechanisms and emotional support.

Notable Quotes:

• Drew [09:42]: "I think sitting in my room and getting ready to do what is my job... really was freaking me out."
• Kai [23:11]: "I woke up furious today at literally nothing in specific... I just woke up mad."

Humorous Takes on Technology and Modern Life

The episode takes a humorous turn as the hosts critique modern technology, including Apple's App Store logo and the evolution of social media platforms like Threads. They poke fun at the absurdities of contemporary tech trends and user behaviors.

Notable Quote:

• Kai [13:16]: "This is a thought I had that I was like, the world needs to know the App Store logo sucks dick and balls."

Pop Culture References and Observations

Enya introduces topics related to pop culture, such as the notorious neighbor from Breaking Bad, sparking a lively discussion about celebrity homes and the intersection of fiction and reality.

Notable Quote:

• Kai [31:14]: "The lady at the Breaking Bad house is the realest bitch on this planet. I'm not. I need to hang out with her."

Mental Health and Substance Use Humor

The hosts navigate sensitive topics like substance use with their signature humor, discussing past experiences and fictional scenarios involving drugs. While maintaining a comedic approach, they touch upon the complexities of addiction and mental health.

Notable Quote:

• Drew [48:51]: "He's not joking. I watched him send that text message before the episode started, and when he."

Closing Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode wraps up, the hosts tease upcoming topics and express interest in future collaborations, such as attending comedy shows and exploring new adventures together. Their camaraderie and playful interactions highlight the dynamic nature of their partnership.

Notable Quote:

• Kai [35:24]: "I literally, like, I don't know if I've talked about this publicly before, but, like, she literally means something to me."

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Conclusion The Pride Episode of Emergency Intercom offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and sharp observations on modern life. Enya, Kai, and Drew engage listeners with their candid conversations and comedic takes on a variety of topics, making for an entertaining and relatable podcast experience.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Drew [01:24]: "She believes that Libras are top tier."
• Drew [03:00]: "I need to do the colors, because that's what makes it funny."
• Kai [05:02]: "I got 30 happy pride text messages."
• Drew [09:42]: "I was in such a good mood because originally I was gonna just stitch a little felt thing."
• Kai [13:16]: "The App Store logo sucks dick and balls."
• Kai [31:14]: "The lady at the Breaking Bad house is the realest bitch."
• Drew [48:51]: "He sent that text message before the episode started."
• Kai [35:24]: "She literally means something to me."

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This summary encapsulates the key discussions, humorous exchanges, and personal anecdotes shared during the Pride Episode of Emergency Intercom. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the podcast, this episode offers a glimpse into the hosts' entertaining take on Pride Month and beyond.

Transcript

[Drew]

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[Kai]

Oh my God.

[Drew]

India.

[Kai]

What? You're an ally.

[Drew]

No, this is for Ally.

[Kai]

Oh, Ally Spagnola.

[Drew]

No, no, no, no. This is Ali. Okay. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I. I am realizing now the comical timing of all of this. But if you listen to the last episode, I talked about doing shrooms for the first time. And through that video I got reached out to by a spiritual guidance counselor by the name of Ally. And I've done shrooms every day since. But. And I don't pay for.

[Kai]

Wait, is that a tattoo?

[Drew]

I don't. Well, yeah. Okay. Also. Okay, so her birth name isn't Allie. Her birth name is Sarah. But Ali stands for all Libras. Love you. Because she's a Libra and she believes that within like astrology.

[Kai]

Big Libra.

[Drew]

Yeah, big Libra. She believes that like Libras are top tier. But I'm okay that you guys think it's for gay people because I like gay people too.

[Anya]

Well, you know what month it is, right? Are you aware?

[Drew]

Yeah, it's like the gay festival month. That's what my groomer for Azul called it.

[Kai]

Yeah, Azul got groomed. It was really.

[Drew]

I know, I should have. I should have put.

[Kai]

You should have protected him, bro. Like, it was really, really scary. So you're an ally. Wait, I'm confused. Are you an ally or not?

[Drew]

I am by default because I do have a lot of gay people in my life. No, Hate to the game, but this is for my spiritual.

[Kai]

Why did you look at me, guy?

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

Why did you look at me when.

[Anya]

You said that it's your month?

[Drew]

Yeah. Look at your arm. I got my flags, and I'm waiting.

[Kai]

Wait, should I. Should I call people and come out to them on this episode? I'm gonna do that.

[Drew]

Who are you gonna call?

[Kai]

Okay. Who am I gonna call?

[Drew]

Well, I did. Okay, so I wanted to wear something festive for Pride Month, though. So I wore something that. I didn't want to wear the colors because I didn't want to confuse anything.

[Kai]

I wanted you to go all the way and, like, do the full range.

[Drew]

For anybody who doesn't know what this is referencing, we'll throw it up. But I don't have. I'm not kidding. I sat there for. It took me so long because for a second, I. I did it with white under, and then I was like. I was like, okay, I need to do the colors, because that's what makes it funny. And then. Oh, I look stupid. No, but I did. Okay, but before we get into that, my outfit. I just didn't want to confuse anybody, especially with this tattoo. I didn't want to, like, throw anybody off because people have been making that mistake, which makes sense, because I got. I got a discount on the tattoo because I got it on Sunday on June 1st, and I thought he was giving me the discount because I'm a beautiful woman and it was Sunday. But no, it was. I think he thought I was playing for that team, and I love that team. Go, team. But I'm not on that team. Also, if you don't know, that's a joke. I literally just got all of my acrylics removed. Like, get off of my dick. But. Oh, what was I going to say? Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait, I did do eyeshadow.

[Kai]

Pretty. It's iridescent. The rainbow is there.

[Drew]

The rainbow is here in your heart.

[Kai]

Okay, who should I call?

[Drew]

Thank God I didn't get the tattoo I used to really want when my boobs sat perfectly on my chest. I wanted so badly to get a tattoo right here, bro. That would have been so up. It literally would have been like, when your child is growing and you're, like, marking on the wall. Line, line.

[Kai]

What were you gonna get?

[Drew]

Something.

[Kai]

Wow.

[Drew]

Some dumb Miami. I was gonna get, like, a heart or, like, a star. A butterfly or, like, an E. An E would be a vibe. I would start getting butterflies. But, like, I would have to get the E like, more down here.

[Kai]

Well, the amount of happy pride text messages I got was, like, genuine. I'm not. I am literally not joking. I got 30 of them. I'm I'm 30. I'm literally not exaggerating.

[Drew]

People think of you.

[Kai]

I know. They. They really do think. Don't think of me when it's 33rd people.

[Drew]

The 30 people is what? Like, did you get any happy prize?

[Kai]

No, they were all. They were all facetious because they know I don't play with that.

[Drew]

Facetious.

[Kai]

They know.

[Drew]

They also is. This sounds really, like, disruptive, I think.

[Anya]

When you do that. Yeah.

[Kai]

But not when you're just, like, chilling. Sure. Wait. Kai sent a picture. Kai? Every single time he's out of state with someone and they're at lunch, he sends me a picture of them together and then says, we're glazing you right now. So I want to know what the glaze is about, because you only say, we're glazing you, but, like, I want to know what the.

[Anya]

Have I done that before?

[Drew]

And why? Never me.

[Anya]

Because that's. That's, like, weird to do that to a girl. I'm not gonna glaze a girl that's. Feels misunderstood.

[Drew]

Wait. Because it's like, to me, I'm like, wow, you guys think he's, like, really funny and cool and awesome. Like, why can't that be happening for. Cause what is the glazing about?

[Anya]

Well, me and my male friends will sometimes get together and do, like, Male Pride. We'll do Male Pride. Or we'll just talk about. Gather, guys for hours.

[Kai]

What did y' all talk about?

[Drew]

Male Pride. That's just gay.

[Anya]

I can't remember what the exact thing was. I think we were just saying you're, like, incredibly nice and welcoming, and you have, like, a. Like, you're advanced, but you're very nice, which is very rare, you know, for someone to be, like, intimidatingly cool but also incredibly nice.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. Wait.

[Anya]

And again, we only brought that up because we were doing Male Pride hours.

[Kai]

I'm intimidatingly cool, but I'm also a good person.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Wow.

[Drew]

I could see that. Because your silence from the outside doesn't seem fearful.

[Kai]

It seems like, no, I'm listening. When you get in big groups. When I get in big groups, I realize, like, the reason I don't speak is because I'm listening.

[Drew]

You're too busy listening. I'm too busy trying to fill the silence because I don't want to be in a room with strangers in silence. Also, guys, y' all are gonna see my. I might put on a different shirt, because this is crazy. I'm, like, sweating crazy.

[Kai]

Oh, it is like, damn, you do sweat so much.

[Drew]

Yeah, I try to tell people I sweat so much. Like, I think I'm gonna get Botox all over my body so I stop sweating.

[Anya]

I brought in a topic to talk about. You know how, like, men that jack off are called gooners. Enya's a goonette.

[Kai]

Oh.

[Anya]

Oh, my God. Did I say something?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Anya]

What did I say?

[Kai]

You just called her a goonette.

[Anya]

Males are Gooners. And Anya with the rose toy. I just thought with the rose toilet.

[Kai]

Yeah, but you're.

[Anya]

It was a straight man.

[Kai]

You're a straight man. And it's weird when you think about her doing things like that.

[Anya]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

[Kai]

It's really destabilizing.

[Anya]

Yeah, you're right. Let me.

[Kai]

Can you compliment me a little more?

[Anya]

Oh, yeah. You look very handsome. I. I always see comments of people saying that you look really handsome. I personally think you have Pedro Pascal vibes. You wear, like, really cool clothes.

[Kai]

Thank you.

[Anya]

That fit you really well. You have a really. Oh, you know what? I was with my friend in New York recently, and she was like, skinny skater boys, they like the way that a shirt will fall on them. No one else. Like, it doesn't. Like, the same shirt will not fall on other people the same way. And you kind of have that vibe.

[Kai]

Skinny.

[Anya]

Yeah, like, the way that shirts fall on you. You have, like, wide shoulders.

[Kai]

I do have broad shoulders. I'm proud of my broad shoulders.

[Anya]

Yeah, you do. Yeah, exactly.

[Kai]

And I used to get compliments by older men when I was younger that I had broad shoulders, like, 11, 12 years old.

[Anya]

Oh, that's like, trauma.

[Kai]

It'd be like, you have an athletic build.

[Anya]

Yeah. I don't know. Okay, how old were these men?

[Kai]

Like, in their 40s and 50s.

[Anya]

Okay. Yeah, that's maybe a little bit inappropriate, actually.

[Kai]

Yeah, that was. After I said it out loud, I was like. Because that genuinely did happen.

[Anya]

I just want. Can I dap you up? Thank you for always keeping me in check.

[Drew]

I think sitting in my room and getting ready to do what is my job, which was putting the word Ally on my forehead, really was freaking me out. I can't lie. Like, I got here and I was in such a good mood because originally I was gonna just, like, stitch a little, like, felt thing and put it on that gold shirt. But then I remembered that picture, and I was like, oh, I love that picture. I want to do that. And then once I really got to it, I was like, whoa. Like, I don't know. It was a bit jarring. But the good news is I talked to my psychiatrist at 4 today.

[Kai]

Yes.

[Drew]

That'll be good news. And then the better news is I have my hair cut tomorrow, which is after my psychiatry appointment, which is amazing.

[Kai]

And she's doing the big chop, y' all. She's cutting it all off really well.

[Drew]

I'm. I'm doing the Demi Lovato shave this.

[Kai]

Side, and it's gonna be to the ear, kind of like that one always sunny art wig, the blonde art wig, and is going for that look on the other half.

[Anya]

That's gonna look really good.

[Kai]

It's gonna look awesome.

[Drew]

I'm really excited. I'm kind of nervous, but it's for free, so I think I'm just gonna do it.

[Kai]

I. Yeah.

[Drew]

What?

[Anya]

Keep looking at Anya.

[Drew]

Because I look good. Or wait, is it kind of destabilizing to see me, like, with this on my head? I don't know, because I kind of think I did, like, an amazing job.

[Kai]

You did great.

[Anya]

That also took her two hours, by the way. Yes, it did. It was two hours.

[Drew]

Oh, suck my balls. Oh, he's the reason I do it.

[Kai]

Oh, yvl.

[Anya]

That's the pride handshake.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Oh, my God. Gay friend struck by lightning. Kai. That was repeated 8 million times this week.

[Anya]

That is so awesome.

[Drew]

Like, Drew would literally just, like, start doing the voice and be like, lightning.

[Kai]

Like, gay guy struck by lightning is one of the funniest things.

[Drew]

It's so real. Also, it's two of my favorite, like, things. Gay guys and lightning strikes. Like, literally best combo ever.

[Kai]

It really does not get better than.

[Drew]

They need to put that on, like, somebody's, like, menu. Like, you know how everybody does a matcha collab now, like, Erewhon does a smoothie with everybody. They need to do a gay French truck by lightning smoothie.

[Kai]

We'll make it.

[Drew]

That's gonna be my Erewhon collab, but it's gonna cost $38.

[Kai]

Girl, where is the pride air?

[Drew]

Once moody, they can't do that because if you mix it up, it'll just turn brown. Like, with it, it'll oxidize, and in.

[Kai]

Three seconds, it'll be, like, it'll go flat. Well, this is the first topic that I wanted to bring up today, by the way, y' all. This is something I have written down that I thought the world needed to hear. Like, I really. When I wrote this down, I was like, oh, this is fucking steamy. I'm not kidding.

[Drew]

That was so gross.

[Kai]

I ate all my fingernails off last night. Yeah, Hungry Hungry Hippo over here. No, I really just laid in bed. I'm not even kidding. Talking to Orion. And gnawed off every single one of my fingernails. And guess what? I ate every single one of them.

[Drew]

Like, swallow.

[Kai]

Swallowed. I swallow. Period.

[Anya]

70 calories right there. I just put it into my fitness pal.

[Kai]

But this is. This is a thought. This is a thought I had that I was like, the world needs to know the App Store logo sucks dick and balls. And we're not having that conversation. We haven't ever had that conversation. What is that? I know it's an A, and I know it used to be paintbrushes and rulers and. But, like, now it sucks.

[Drew]

Yeah, now it looks like.

[Kai]

And then they didn't ever.

[Anya]

I never realized.

[Kai]

And they didn't. They didn't want me to realize this because now I'm bringing it to everybody's attention. Look at the other fucking logos. They all suck. All of Apple's logos.

[Anya]

Apple, if you're watching this, which I know you fucking are, change the UI this month or else your apps are.

[Kai]

Okay. Not to. Not too much. Not. Don't scroll over. Two more. Oh, wait. Oh, we're good.

[Drew]

Actually, Wait, do you have them hidden?

[Kai]

No, I don't actually. I deleted them all.

[Drew]

Wow.

[Anya]

True. Spotty tensing up watching you.

[Kai]

I know. Like, what is she doing over here?

[Drew]

Yeah, that fucking sucks. It looks like a stack of fucking pretzels. But also, everything Apple does at this point is all fucked up. Like, we genuinely shouldn't. We shouldn't have gone past sidekicks. Yeah, sidekicks were lit as fuck. I would love that right now. I also want us to go back to, like. Remember that phone? That was, like, a BlackBerry, but it wasn't. And it had, like, a screen that you could draw on, and it had, like, a pen. Did you ever.

[Anya]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Drew]

I want that. Because when someone pisses me off, I want to, like. I want someone to turn over to. Did you just redownload that that quickly?

[Anya]

What was that?

[Drew]

That was Grindr.

[Kai]

It was Grindr, y' all. It was Grindr. I'm allowed to use Grindr. It's Gay Pride month or whatever the.

[Drew]

In three seconds, you just brought that up. Talking about. Talking about the App Store. And you don't like it.

[Kai]

Yes. Eight notifications. I'm sexy fucking hot. I made a new account. Hello? Like, people, like, really desire me.

[Drew]

It was Kai. Kai's on his phone on the other side. Oh, well, yesterday I got into a car accident, and it was awesome.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah. And it crashed her car again.

[Anya]

Oh, no.

[Drew]

Okay. Again.

[Anya]

Are you okay?

[Drew]

Crashed My car. I've never crashed my car.

[Kai]

It is actually crazy that your car has been crashed into or other people have crashed your cars more than you crashed your car. Yeah, like your. Your car is so like your vehicle is like the one that other people crash.

[Drew]

I know. I don't know what the vibe crash into. Like people just love hitting my car. But yesterday it was kind of my fault. But also not my fault.

[Kai]

It was a hundred percent your fault.

[Drew]

No, no, no, no, no. I. To be fair, it happened on the same side. That guy hit my car and you kind of can't tell which.

[Kai]

She hasn't gotten fixed yet. I've reminded her eight time now. Eight times.

[Anya]

Eight time now. It doesn't make sense.

[Kai]

It's just grammatically not what I'm going to world.

[Drew]

In what world would I get in my car on a beautiful pride month day and go to the car actually to fix?

[Kai]

Getting your car fixed is the most ally thing you can do as a woman. That is the gayest thing you can do.

[Drew]

No, the gayest thing I could do is leave my car fucked up because I bet it's a bunch of gay people who have been hitting my car.

[Kai]

See, there she goes. Deal with the ally tattoo on their forehead when you want to be saying.

[Drew]

Yeah, I've heard that a lot. They can't drive.

[Kai]

Okay, I've heard that a lot actually.

[Drew]

Actually I've seen it all over the Internet.

[Kai]

Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same Premium.

[Drew]

Wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying.

[Kai]

It's not just for. So do like I did and have one of your assistant's assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today.

[Drew]

I'm told it's super easy to [e-mail] Switch upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan equivalent to $15 per month required intro rate first 3 months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees, extra fee, full [e-mail] but I was at the movies with my friend and we were. Can you. I can't like you.

[Anya]

That's a really satisfying sound.

[Kai]

It is so good.

[Anya]

Okay, dude, seriously, we have to work.

[Drew]

Like it's like the pluck of a harp from the heavens. I guess this story isn't that interesting. Like I literally just hit someone's car. Like it's really not that crazy. My dumbass got in my car and I was with my friend at the Grove and we had decided we were gonna go eat Together after this movie. So we were like, yes. We had parked next to each other. We were like, let's go. And I. All of my friends are very slow movers. Like, any time we, like, carpool or not carpool, every time we meet up somewhere and we both have our cars.

[Kai]

Like, opposite of carpool, actually.

[Drew]

Yeah. I've been thinking a lot about, like, how can I double up my pollution? No. Me and my friend live on different sides of town. But we were both leaving, and I'm used to my friends. Like, we all sit in our car for a second because we're all the type of. To be like, what song are we gonna listen to? I'm gonna look at myself and chill. So I got in my car and I plugged my phone in, and I'm, like, looking at my phone, and I have my rear view on. So, like, you can. I can see that there's no one behind me right now. And I'm looking at my phone. I'm trying to figure out, like, putting in directions, all that.

[Kai]

And then from, like, putting in directions. Right?

[Anya]

Right.

[Kai]

More like looking up two dudes kissing. God, that sucked so fucking bad. Can we cut that, please?

[Drew]

No, no. I'm, like, looking here, and in my peripheral, I see, like, a car. Like, a car extremely similar to hers, like, backing up. Like, I just see it backing up and speeding off. And then, like, I don't look to my left, which was the dumbest mistake I could have made. I should have just looked to see if she was still there. But, like, I'm still looking at my phone in my head. I'm like, damn, she's, like, getting the out of here, right? Like, I'm. I'm following her at this point, so I'm like, oh, I should just follow her the directions. And then I, like, go to back up because. And then from, like, this peripheral, I see her car zooming past. I'm like, oh, my God, she really is whipping the piss out of her car to get out of here. Like, I don't want to keep her waiting. I'll just follow her. So I go, Like, I just, without looking up, go like this. And literally within two seconds, I just feel my car slam, like, back. And I hit her car.

[Kai]

She killed three people. Like, she's literally, like, leaving so much out.

[Anya]

Yeah, okay.

[Drew]

It's not that bad. In the grand scheme of things, three people's pretty bad.

[Anya]

That's three more than most people have done.

[Kai]

That's like 60 less than me, though, period.

[Drew]

But, yeah, I guess that story isn't that funny. I just hit the. Out of her car and I. I wanted to kill myself. I was so humiliated. But it was. It was not a big deal. I don't think there was any damage. I didn't really look too long. Like, if I. I haven't hit a lot of people's cars, but when I do, I'm like, oh, if I could go up to it and I would go like this and the, like, the mark goes away. I'm not touching it anymore because I'm like, it's.

[Kai]

It's good, it's good. It's okay. Okay. Well, they, like, we all know this. They've been trying to make real ID a thing for. Was it 25 years now?

[Anya]

Yeah, it's around 25 years.

[Kai]

25 years now.

[Drew]

Are you okay?

[Kai]

I just. I don't know what this note is.

[Anya]

Well, read it. Read it out.

[Kai]

Doing literally anything but getting real id.

[Anya]

Okay, so the concept is procrastinating, getting real id. No, we can work with that.

[Kai]

Using the wing. But instead of getting real id.

[Drew]

Well, I have something amazing to show you. This is like, genuinely, I've seen a lot of things in my lifetime I never thought I would see this and.

[Kai]

That I use on a daily basis that I got from Walmart that I don't even know what I would do if I wouldn't go to Walmart. I don't even know if I would be happy if I wouldn't go to Walmart. He's a Walmart ally now.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Oh, my God.

[Anya]

Oh, he looks good. What?

[Kai]

Period? He does.

[Anya]

His skin looks good.

[Kai]

He looks great.

[Drew]

Like, duh. He literally is bad. That's what he's known for.

[Anya]

Like, you think the Walmart guy is bad?

[Drew]

Oh, also, this is his legacy. He's bad. Like, he doesn't play well.

[Kai]

I don't even know what they sell at Walmart. What is the Justin Bieber?

[Anya]

I was going to say I tightened the mic so you don't have to fuck with it anymore. It should be much stiffer now. Or. Well, I shouldn't have said it like that, but I fixed it.

[Drew]

I wouldn't have noticed, but thank you. Okay. Weird as fuck. Like, I'm. So.

[Kai]

I went to the batting cages for pride yesterday. I literally, like, that was a conscious thought I had. I'm like, I want to go to the batting cage cages for pride and let out all my anger, all my gay anger. That's a good idea.

[Drew]

Did it, like, work? Because you seem to be, like, so really upset.

[Kai]

No, I. Y' All. I literally don't know what is going on with me, but I woke up furious today at literally nothing in specific. I just woke up mad. And I. Kai did mention something about bad dreams and like it kind of destabilizing your day following. And I did have really dark sided dreams last night, so I'm going to blame it on that for now until I find the root of this anger. But oh my God, I want to punch holes in walls. Like, I've never wanted to hit walls, but like I was in the fucking kitchen with Kai and I was like, oh my God, I want to punch the wall. I really, I get it. I see them. I like, see, I saw them for the first time. I saw you, Kai, punching holes in walls.

[Anya]

That's not my vibe at all.

[Drew]

That's actually why the ceiling in the last apartment broke. Yeah, broke is because we told Kai to stop punching holes in the wall so he started punching holes in the ceiling.

[Anya]

Yeah, I have anger issues, but I feel like the rest of my vibe makes up for it.

[Drew]

Well, I feel bad because I'm on like the complete opposite. I woke up today in such a good mood. Like, I literally woke up today with a smile on my face.

[Kai]

We do that. We really do. Flip flop. Like, you have a awful week, I have a good week. You have a good week, I have a bad week. Like, that is soulmate though, because you're there to take care of me. Like I was there to take care of you.

[Drew]

And that's why you need to literally just run away from all your problems and be avoidant.

[Kai]

I know. Like, literally I'm like, girl, I'm done facing my demons.

[Drew]

Not actually, but I think it gets to a point where like you can only go in circles around the things upsetting you so much and that's like, well, now what?

[Kai]

I'm going to start taking opium again?

[Drew]

I mean, yeah, I, I have been doing shrooms every day, so maybe that's what's making me so happy.

[Kai]

Been really.

[Drew]

I just can't stop doing shrooms.

[Kai]

I just can't stop. Maybe.

[Anya]

Yeah, your brain chemistry was rewritten.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

I mean, you're feeling pretty good.

[Drew]

Well, says it all.

[Anya]

Yeah, I guess you're right. But maybe, maybe the psilocybin created new neural pathways in your brain and now you're happy all the time.

[Kai]

You all know the mycelial network.

[Anya]

Oh yeah.

[Kai]

Is alive. The earth is alive. Mother Nature is a real fucking thing. Trees use their root networks and their mycelial networks to warn each other that fires are Coming.

[Anya]

It's true.

[Drew]

I feel like you've told me that before.

[Kai]

It's a thing.

[Drew]

And everything you say, I believe you said as a thing.

[Kai]

It is a thing. Hello. I love the Mycelial network. So, like, a little bit that I play on India is no matter. My phone is connected to every single Bluetooth object in this house, in our old house, my car, literally everything. And I only really do it to you. And it's only a thought that I have to do to India. But, like, when she, like, turns on a speaker in the kitchen or whatever and my phone automatically connects to it, like, I genuinely. I don't have like, a thought. Like, I. I don't think it. My body just like, goes into action and like, I immediately, like, clock that my phone is connected to the speaker.

[Drew]

So that's the jarring part, is how quickly you realize that's exactly.

[Kai]

I know, it's weird. It is. It is weird. And so I go and start playing fart sounds or porn sounds on the speakers. Most of the time it's fart sounds. I tried porn sounds, but I don't think they worked yesterday.

[Drew]

Oh, I didn't hear it.

[Kai]

Yeah, I tried. I really tried because it was playing through my phone. And then I got, like, really uncomfortable because I was like, what if Josh just hears me listening to like gay porn? Loud as in room. And I was like. I honestly, at one point was just owning it. I was like, I don't give a. Like, this is my house.

[Drew]

I'm gonna play really loud porn but walk around so it sounds like I'm.

[Kai]

Like, it's like a podcast on my.

[Drew]

Phone and, like walking around. Like, I'm gonna be in the kitchen doing dishes and I'm just gonna have like a porn open and like peeking.

[Anya]

Over, rewinding to see what you missed.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm gonna put the suction, the octo buddy on the, like, any surface and just have like the porn playing.

[Kai]

Why can't we.

[Drew]

Why is that about?

[Anya]

You can actually right if next to you.

[Drew]

Because that's kind of essentially what the screen asks you. It's like, yo, before you watch this.

[Kai]

Wait, I saw who's sitting next to you. I saw a clip on Instagram of this, like, probably seven year old, like, boy sitting in the middle seat. And he was watching like kids cartoon or adult cartoon. I don't remember what it was, what show it was, but there was a scene in it where this, like, girl, like, tripped and fell into this dude's lap. And then she like, I guess the Funny part of it was, like, just started twerking on his lap. And this kid, I'm not joking, rewinded that clip, like, 30 times. And this woman behind her got the whole thing on video. And it's like. And it's like, you know, like, the. The joke where it's like, no one, like, moves quicker than a baby hanging up on you on an iPad. Like. Like, just, like, quick as fuck. That one guy that you think is hot, Kai, that, like, can catch things, like, that's a baby hanging up on an iPad. But he was. It was crazy. Like, it was like, robot.

[Drew]

I want to say it was.

[Kai]

It was robotic. Like, he would. Like, it would. It would end. She would get up, the clip would end, and then she would go. Or he would go and, like, rewind it back the perfect amount. And if he would rewind it back too far on the plane and if he would rewind it back too far.

[Drew]

But I guess he's a kid. He has no idea. Like. Like, he's not thinking, like, oh, people are gonna think anything of this. He's just like, whoa.

[Kai]

Yeah. He's like, what the was that? But she said she told his mom in the comments because everyone was like, you better have told his mom. And, like, she was like, I did tell his mom because, like, it was four times too many. Like, he did it so many times. But to answer your question, yes, I watch porn on airplanes.

[Anya]

I think it is legal. But the only reason why is because I remember when I was, like, 12, I was at the library, and a guy was watching porn on a computer, and I was like, sorry, Kai. No, it's okay.

[Drew]

I mean, this was 1968.

[Anya]

It wasn't 1968. It was not even close. It wasn't even close to that.

[Drew]

Not too much on the guy. It was different.

[Anya]

I walked up to the librarian, and I was like, he's watching porn. And she said, yeah, that's fine. You're allowed to do that. And I was like, what are you talking about? She said, yeah, there's actually legally nothing that we can do about that. Well, that's what that one librarian said. So I don't know if that's changed or.

[Drew]

She's down. She's like, fuck it. Let him go crazy.

[Kai]

I want to see what I'm into.

[Drew]

I want to see what he's watching. I want to get into.

[Kai]

I'm into it.

[Drew]

No, that is fudgeing insane. Like, but I guess it's kind of like the thing that, like, if you catch someone shoplifting At a lot of stores, you're not allowed to do anything. So I wonder if there is a weird legality. It's like how there's weird loopholes to all the freak want to do because are freaky and nasty.

[Kai]

No kink at pride.

[Drew]

Is that a thing?

[Kai]

I think so.

[Anya]

Really?

[Kai]

That's like a movement.

[Anya]

What is. Do you guys know what aftercare is?

[Kai]

Hell, no.

[Drew]

What is that?

[Anya]

That sounds weird, as I actually don't know.

[Drew]

And aftershave.

[Kai]

Aftercare. Like, after sex care.

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Why would you do that if, like, you throw just, like, a rotten, moldy towel at the person and that's aftercare. And then you tell them to get the out.

[Anya]

Really?

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

Yeah. I was gonna say, usually it's like, that way.

[Anya]

That's great. Well, you know, aftercare is for me. I will pull out my acoustic guitar and start playing a. Dude, I am not kidding.

[Drew]

I am not kidding. I think I would stab you. I think I would stab any person. Person who did that. If somebody actually, like, I think I would just leave. I would be so like, that, to me, is such a threat in a way that I genuinely can't describe. What were we talking about this morning?

[Kai]

We were talking about the Breaking Bad lady house.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[Kai]

Okay, y' all. So, I mean, we've all seen it by now, but the. The lady at the Breaking Bad house is the realest bitch on this planet. I'm not. I need to hang out with her. Like, I. No cameras. Like, I really just want to pick her brains. Chair, beer, camp, beers, like, cigarettes, all of it. Because I know, like, she has the craziest takes of any human being on this planet. Like, literally just her psyche is so fascinating to me because, like, you'd think at some point she would just be like, whatever. Like, it's not that deep. But now she literally sits in her front yard all day long yelling at people, taking pictures of her house. Which, like, respect. Like, I wouldn't want people taking pictures of my house, but, like, spraying them with water hoses. Like, throwing rocks at them. Like, I don't know if she throws.

[Drew]

No, I love. I'm obsessed with the water hose. I'm so obsessed with that.

[Kai]

No, she's so real. Like, she. Like, she. She has the time. Like, that's the thing is she has it and she executes.

[Drew]

I both understand and don't understand, because to me, it's like, well, you moved into the most famous house on tv. But then I also understand because, ho. I just saw Breaking Bad, like, two years ago, maybe the bitch didn't give a fuck about Breaking Bad. Like, it was like, if you told me that I was buying, like, an apartment in front of Abbey Road two years ago, I would have been like, who's Abby? This is not her road. I'm moving in. Like, this is my crib now.

[Kai]

Paid for the Breaking Bad.

[Drew]

And I would have been so mad. I also would be mad if randomly, there's hella on the street all the time. Like.

[Kai]

Wow. The house is listed for sale for 4 million when it's closer to value of 350k.

[Drew]

She's literally. I love her. Like, seriously, if we put some of that delusion in ourselves, I genuinely think we would be further. I just don't have that kind of motivation for anything.

[Kai]

I just don't love myself.

[Drew]

I mean, me either, but, you know.

[Kai]

No, I literally hate myself.

[Anya]

Really?

[Drew]

Yeah.

[Anya]

Your dead ass.

[Kai]

Dead ass.

[Anya]

That's crazy.

[Drew]

Well, I love you.

[Kai]

I love you.

[Drew]

I need to see the video of her. I, like, need it. I'm, like, shaking. I'm withdrawing from the video of her.

[Kai]

I'm trying to find out how much she got paid to live or to rent out her house for that. Because, like, I mean, she's retired since before. I think she might have bought the house. I. I don't know.

[Drew]

Hi. We need to talk to her.

[Kai]

Oh, wait. This article, quote, unquote, we're done. Owner of Walter White's house, and Breaking Bad puts it on market for 4 million. We're done. Turn it into an Airbnb. Like, what? Like, literally Airbnb that out. They did that with the call me by your name house. And, like, I'm sure they retired off of that. I want to go to that house so bad, y' all. I literally started crying, not even watching call me by your name. But just thinking about it, unrequited love does something to me that, like, I genuinely like. Oh, my God, I want to rip my heart out of my goddamn chest. I love unrequited love, but I hate it.

[Drew]

The yearning.

[Kai]

The yearning. No, I've decided I hate yearning.

[Drew]

What?

[Kai]

I don't want to yearn. I don't want to yearn anymore. I'm different.

[Drew]

Well, I think there's, like, different levels to yearning. I think the audience has now assumed that yearning has to be negative. But I'm like, yearning can be fun, but yearning, I think, is usually fun.

[Kai]

When it's yearning on both sides, I'm crazy.

[Drew]

Like, that's the problem. That's why you don't like yearning is because you're not yearning. You are literally losing your.

[Kai]

I'm a crazy person, y' all. Like, you really think it's a bit. But, like, no, like, I'm genuinely crazy. Like.

[Drew]

He'S not. I guess. You have crazy. You don't do crazy actions. You have crazy person thoughts. Yeah, you can convince yourself of everything. That's why you need to meet Ali. I know Sarah. I'll call her Sarah so you don't get confused.

[Kai]

At least Bagnola is my queen. Come on the pod. I really want to pick your brain.

[Drew]

I actually would love to talk to her.

[Kai]

I literally, like, I don't know if I've talked about this publicly before, but, like, she literally means something to me. And I feel weird saying this because we go to the same gym and she sees me and I think she's scared of me, but I am obsessed with this woman in a way that, like, I've never been obsessed with another.

[Drew]

I mean, yeah, for you and Josie, it's.

[Kai]

I'm gay. Don't worry.

[Drew]

It's like, it's how I feel about, like, Evan and Caitlyn and like, even, like, a Sofia video. Like, I watch, like, certain people genuinely, because I'm just like, wow, you bring me, like, a comfort. And I also like falling asleep to your comments.

[Kai]

I love.

[Drew]

But that's the difference. I like falling asleep to those, like, people. And you. You know what? I'll give it.

[Kai]

Thank you.

[Drew]

It's like, I thank you. No, I don't.

[Kai]

Just vote. No, I love spag. What were we talking about before I derailed the conversation like usual? Oh, yearning, crazy person thoughts. No, I don't do crazy things. That's embarrassing. If you do crazy things, you're embarrassing. Get a grip on reality. I. But, oh, I can convince myself of realities that do not exist better than I think anybody else on this planet. Like, I. I really like, the thoughts that I have in my head become so real, and there's even a part of my brain where I'm like, I am crazy. And I know this is crazy and I'm making all of this up, but I still believe it. I still believe it.

[Drew]

Well, yeah, I don't. Well, at this point, I don't know what you believe. Like, I'm not even kidding, because it's so confusing to keep up where your brand lands on it, where your brain lands on anything, because you. You go back and forth, but it's just because you're indecisive in nature already. And I'm indecisive, but I'M more willing to be impulsive. You're not. You're indecisive. And you are, like, literally held down by, like, it is. Trump wants to put that anxiety dome over the U.S. if he really wants to protect the U.S. he needs to put Drew's anxiety dome no over the US because everyone who comes up, I'd.

[Kai]

Run this like a lesbian behind a McDonald's counter. Like, put me in office. What the was I gonna say?

[Drew]

I think you just, like, I. I.

[Kai]

Guess I just need to get on medication. But I really, like. I don't. Don't do it. Don't put me on meds. Like, literally.

[Anya]

I'm gonna stab you with a syringe of Wellbutrin.

[Kai]

I would. I honestly do that at some point. I'm a stab you in the brain with a blunt forced object. I'm from the Bronx. That's all right. What is it? I'm from Brooklyn. That's all right.

[Drew]

The Australian dude who's claiming he's from.

[Kai]

Brooklyn, I think he's even from New Zealand.

[Drew]

I always mix up Australian and New Zealand because to me, those, like, the accents sound so similar.

[Kai]

I have trade in New Zealand. When I pull up to New Zealand. I'm not even kidding.

[Drew]

When the are you going to New Zealand?

[Kai]

I was planning.

[Anya]

How long have they been waiting?

[Kai]

I was planning a through hike pre pandemic.

[Drew]

I got traded for six years.

[Kai]

Yeah, like, no, since 2019. I have them on a short lease, too. Short lease, too. I'm like, oh, if you hook up with anybody else, I'll kill you guys. I'm joking.

[Anya]

He's not joking. I watched him send that text message before the episode started, and when he.

[Drew]

Didn'T get a response, he said, hello, I know you read this.

[Anya]

He sent it with the invisible effect.

[Kai]

Too milky.

[Drew]

Milky.

[Kai]

What the fuck, dude? I'm just like. I'm so rotted by Jonas right now.

[Drew]

Who?

[Kai]

Jonas. Aircut. Air. Cut. I want to go to one of his comedy shows so fucking bad. His sets kill me.

[Anya]

We should go to the next one.

[Kai]

When are they. I know. There was one on Friday, and I wanted to go, but I had obligations.

[Drew]

I forgot what I was going to say.

[Kai]

Hold on. I. Hello. Hi. It's true. I just wanted to let you hear my voice for the first time over the app. Yes.

[Drew]

Was that a. What was that?

[Kai]

God damn it. My bad.

[Anya]

That was the guy?

[Kai]

Yeah. That was his response. He sounds like Lady Gaga's bodyguard.

[Drew]

What does that mean?

[Kai]

You know?

[Drew]

Seriously, what does that mean?

[Kai]

She.

[Drew]

I know.

[Kai]

You Want to make bad dude turn me around. I know you want me to be. Turn around.

[Drew]

That's not her actual bodyguard. No, it is the vocalist in the song.

[Kai]

Yes. What song is that?

[Drew]

I don't know, but, like, why would you think that act.

[Kai]

No, it is. It is. It is. It is. Hold on.

[Drew]

I can't lie. The only bodyguard lore I've, like, relatively kept up with is Beyonce.

[Kai]

Yeah, famously. That's her bodyguard. You have Allied tattooed on your forehead and you don't know that.

[Drew]

Ally. It is Ally. It is Ally. I didn't get it tattooed with the colors with that in mind. Every other month of the year, no one is going to think it says that word. It's only in June, right? And if anything, maybe I'll get a discount everywhere I go because it's been happening. I've gotten a lot of free coffees in Echo Park.

[Kai]

Yeah, Alfred's. Alfred's hooked it up. They sent two bags of coffee today.

[Anya]

Drew, I didn't want to bring up something that I think you might find interesting, which is that they're building brains to. They're making computers out of real brain cells.

[Kai]

Now, I've been seeing this. Keeping up.

[Anya]

Yeah. And they're. They're planning on building, like, a huge server in the United States, which is.

[Kai]

Out of human brains.

[Anya]

It's going to be brain. Yeah, Human brain cell, computer.

[Kai]

Are they taking the tissue from people or are they.

[Anya]

I don't know. I don't know. But this is, like, real. This is happening.

[Kai]

And they imagine they take your brain tissue and it, like, splits your personality.

[Anya]

I think it's, like, from a real brain cell, and then they, like, clone it. I don't know.

[Kai]

But whose brain cell they need to take? Mine. I will literally give them mine. I'm not even kidding. They can, like, go in and take it.

[Anya]

Build the gay supercomputer.

[Kai]

Yeah. Instead of. Oh, wait, no, wait. This is. We need to. We need to workshop this right now.

[Anya]

Super intelligent.

[Kai]

No, we need to workshop this because, you know. I got it. I got it. Computer speak in binary. The gay computer speaks in non binary. Wow, that cooks. Wow.

[Anya]

I know. You feel better now. I know. That should just let you out.

[Drew]

The thing is, I genuinely think we need to back the up because. What are you even talking about? Like, what? That shouldn't be happening. And I think I'm going to start ordering a bunch of random chemicals and then mix them up and get my pilot's license, similar to Nathan Fielder. But really what I'm going to do is put all of those random chemicals into the back of my private plane because I will be allocating the funds to buy a small personal flyer jet.

[Kai]

That's going to take you 30 years.

[Drew]

No, I have my ways. I have hole. So, yeah, it's gonna get. Oh, trust and believe. It's gonna get done.

[Kai]

We're gonna leave a poll in the comments. Should India start selling whole for me to give me money?

[Drew]

You don't pay me.

[Kai]

No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying. No, you pay me.

[Drew]

That's what I'm saying. Like, yeah, you sell whole at this point, you make me pay you.

[Kai]

Oh, my God. It's because you don't have to bring this up publicly, bro.

[Drew]

Is that not weird?

[Anya]

I don't think we should. Is that not podcast? I feel like it's not appropriate.

[Drew]

Is that not weird, though?

[Anya]

It is weird that I have to.

[Drew]

Pay to have sex with my partner.

[Anya]

It's weird. But again, I don't think we should. This isn't the right.

[Drew]

It's just weird platform to talk about it. And he. He has sex with a bunch of other people and he makes them pay him to.

[Kai]

Women, not people. Women make that very clear.

[Drew]

Just to be clear, I really want us to go on, like, an old show. Like, you know, when they would get like. Like back in the golden age, when they would get celebrity couples on live TV and have them duke it out publicly, like, in an interview setting. I need that.

[Kai]

We would literally cook. We would fry. America.

[Anya]

Have you seen the couples therapy show?

[Kai]

Yes, we were just talking about it.

[Anya]

Did you watch the poly one?

[Kai]

No, not yet.

[Anya]

It's so good.

[Drew]

Oh, wait, I think I did get to that.

[Anya]

And I was like, it's so funny. Really? I watched. I was like, this is really interesting. And maybe this is something that I'm interested in, is doing this.

[Kai]

No. CT is like, I think I. I think I have a poly bone in my body. But I am also super territorial, and if the person I'm with hooked up with someone, I would kill both of them.

[Drew]

The poly bone in my body is. I'm a. Yeah, that's the poly. Yeah. Like, I just don't give a. Like, what.

[Anya]

I don't think I could do it. Honestly, I don't think I have the mental fortitude for that.

[Drew]

I don't. I would actually. It would be there. There is no world where I think I have the mental strength to remove sex from a point of, like, intimacy and admiration and, like, what it means to me. There's new world.

[Kai]

Like, what I like, decided. I don't give a about sex. I really don't care.

[Anya]

That's cool.

[Drew]

That's good. I mean, to go from like the kind of you were to that is genuinely proof that anything can happen. The gay computer is right here.

[Anya]

To go from flying to New Zealand to have sex to not having sex or even enjoying it.

[Drew]

No, not even. He was going to fly to New Zealand and do a backtrack backpacking trip.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And fuck.

[Kai]

Random through hike. A thru hike of trade. My trade through hike. This is. This was real. I'm not kidding.

[Drew]

Honestly, like, if there was a gorgeous like. Because that would be gorgeous. No, it's like backpacking through New Zealand.

[Kai]

It's the most beautiful hike on the world. In the world.

[Drew]

But there's a bad bitch every couple of miles. Bitch. I'm getting it done in record time.

[Anya]

I'm literally sprinting to the next one.

[Drew]

Yeah, I would sprint there to save time on the walk and then take like a 30 minute power nap and then wake up and like brush my teeth in the backyard with like one of those, like, Amazon ass, like, to go toothbrushes.

[Anya]

Drew, where did you go.

[Drew]

To his trade?

[Kai]

In his mind.

[Drew]

He went into the depths of his.

[Anya]

Mind to think about astral projecting to go hook up with your trade.

[Kai]

We're so back.

[Drew]

That hearing you so funny. Like, all I need is three seconds about my trade. It'll ground me. Can I have your armband, Kai?

[Anya]

Yeah, of course.

[Kai]

Wait, Kai, before.

[Drew]

Hey, you dropped a bunch of stuff.

[Anya]

That feels good when we do that. Oh, it was so easy to get that off of my slender arm. It kind of fell off, actually.

[Drew]

Oh, my God, Kai, you're a monster. He couldn't find the right thumb hole and he ripped through.

[Anya]

No, I swear. I found.

[Drew]

He literally ripped through on the other side. Can't find the right hole.

[Anya]

That's not true.

[Drew]

I guess that's Kai vibe.

[Anya]

I have a 100 success rate with finding everybody.

[Drew]

Keep that in mind if you're interested in.

[Anya]

It's not. That's not real. Okay. They look good. I really liked how my arm looked.

[Kai]

In that I have one hole and Kai can't find it.

[Anya]

You have more than that.

[Drew]

He what?

[Anya]

He has more than. Than one.

[Drew]

What are you doing? Why are you muffled? Oh, for the audio listeners, Kai had Drew's balls in his mouth.

[Kai]

Really long.

[Anya]

Do you think it'd be a funny bit if I was doing whippets during? And then sometimes I would respond. It's like a really deep voice and I'm Cooked.

[Drew]

I actually would love that. Dude, I'm not kidding. Like, I'm a few scrolls away on my iPhone from meth. I'm just a few scrolls away.

[Anya]

I will say meth is one of the drugs that I am interested in.

[Drew]

You know, let's do meth together.

[Anya]

Kai, I'm just. I would. Anya, I'm serious. I would fucking love that. Sorry, I need to chill out, but.

[Drew]

I know, like, you kind of lit up.

[Anya]

Whenever I, like, look up stories of what people do on meth, I'm like, this is cool.

[Kai]

It sounds fun.

[Anya]

Actually building a bicycle out of, like, build.

[Drew]

Me and Kai are gonna exit the home. We do meth, and literally with, like.

[Kai]

A production, they, like, paint their walls and tally marks. That sounds lit as, like.

[Drew]

No, I. I genuinely think I would be completely addicted to math. I'll watch you do math. I'll be your meth trip sitter if you want to do math.

[Anya]

Oh, that's really sweet.

[Drew]

Yeah, I'll take care of you.

[Kai]

I just don't find this funny. As a previous meth user. In a past life.

[Drew]

In a past life.

[Kai]

I've done meth before on accident.

[Drew]

Well, one of my alters does meth a lot, and it actually upset me. That's me, cuz.

[Kai]

This is my body too, girl. That's you. You can't blame your addiction on an altar.

[Drew]

It really upsets us when she does that to the.

[Anya]

One of Drew's altars is ran through, and so he.

[Drew]

That's how me and Drew compartmentalize.

[Kai]

Like, what?

[Anya]

One of Drew's altars has a thousand bodies.

[Kai]

One of my alters was planning a trip to New Zealand. That was not me.

[Drew]

Next time.

[Kai]

I just saw one of the Metro cars drive by the Metro Ubers.

[Drew]

Oh, I haven't seen those. Yeah, I didn't see it.

[Kai]

It was a micro. It drove by.

[Drew]

There's not even. I'm not kidding, guys. We're not in a room with a window. I don't know what the Drew's talking about.

[Kai]

He's like, one of my altars is obsessed with public transportation.

[Drew]

One of your altars is outside.

[Kai]

Yeah, guys, we know, like, we know.

[Drew]

We get to see Kai tomorrow. Kai, doesn't that make you happy?

[Kai]

Bro?

[Anya]

That does make me happy. I'm very lonely.

[Drew]

Oh, are you? Actually, no, but men gonna say, I feel like you're always around people.

[Anya]

Men tend to isolate as they get.

[Drew]

Older, so you can't just, like, read off, like, Uber packs.

[Anya]

That was a tweet that I made from my pro Male Twitter or X. Sorry. My followers, like, when I call it X instead of Twitter, they get really.

[Kai]

Mad when I call it Twitter.

[Drew]

Is that like, a thing?

[Anya]

I think so, yeah.

[Kai]

100% a thing.

[Anya]

I think there's, like, evil people that are like, don't. Basically, don't dead name Twitter.

[Kai]

Does anybody use Threads?

[Anya]

We'll see. No, I don't think so, dude.

[Drew]

I don't know. I feel like if I met someone and they had, like, an abundant life that they were living via thread, I would be.

[Kai]

That's a scary.

[Drew]

Because, like, they. They kind of. It's hard to get in there.

[Kai]

Dangerous.

[Drew]

Like, you need a whole other app. You can't get up. You need the app to get on there.

[Kai]

I know. Instagram does get me. Like, they get me. They put, like, really fascinating topics that are being talked about on thread.

[Drew]

Fascinating topics and questions. Like. Like Camila Cabello and John Mendez video for 20. 20 of them walking during the video.

[Kai]

Yeah, no, it's literally like, slime. Like, that's the fascinating topic. But no, it's like, it'll be like a graphic and then, like, some text, and they have ellipses at the end, and it's like, oh, I want to know what the end of that says. And I click on it, thinking it'll just open it up. But I don't have that shitty app on my phone. They tried it and I never get to see. I never, ever, ever get to see.

[Drew]

I haven't met anybody who uses it. You seem like you would have a Threads account.

[Anya]

I don't have a Threads. Oh, I have one for the week that people were on it.

[Kai]

Look at my Discover page. It's all male plastic surgery for those who are curious.

[Drew]

Oh, is that what this is? I was like, what is. What am I looking at? I don't really understand. Oh, it is a lot of, like, ew. Like, it's actually so annoying. Like, how do men take everything from women, like, seriously? Now you guys are taking over the ed space. Like, women can't have. Have anything. Like, I'm not even kidding. You guys can't even let us have the thing that you put on us and destroyed us with. Like, oh, now you want to come up in the game and make some money off of your diet plan?

[Anya]

Yeah.

[Kai]

Yes.

[Drew]

When. When is the man. Like, when is there going to be a man who really gets in and starts, like, the Avon and Mary Kate Foreman? But there has to be something like that with protein shakes. I know there's some of y' all who are Paying way too much for protein shakes or something from some random person.

[Kai]

Literally me.

[Drew]

My media of the week is. Honestly, I've been listening to like the same over and over.

[Kai]

Taco Truck X Venice by Lana Del Rey. This is a driving song. No one knows it. But that's like the song you drive to.

[Drew]

No one knows it.

[Kai]

Everyone knows it. That's my media.

[Drew]

My media is. I love you secretly. The Miracles and Marvin Gaye. Hold tight Lucy. Centipede, Reby Jackson. She is mine. The psychedelic first tomorrow. The Brothers Johnson and movies, movies, movies. I really can't remember what movie I watched the other day. It was my first. Oh, Thelma and Louise. Oh, so good. That's my media of the week.

[Kai]

Cereal is good as hell. Every 200 weeks.

[Drew]

That is so real. I've been on a big cereal kick. I love cereal right now. I love raw dogging cereal. Oh.

[Kai]

The more the market rate. Influx. Cyber Security.

[Drew]

I'm Mr. Sterling's right? I like to bring this post out of the woodworks every five months. Dude, listening to someone else's phone. Not the watcher. It's like the most eerie ever. Like, they got us. They literally got us. They got us. They isolated all of us. Families don't watch movies in the living room anymore. They're all too busy watching shows for them to separate them.

[Anya]

Like, like, yeah, people watch porn alone now.

[Drew]

Like, seriously, what is wrong with you? You actually need to see help. Like, you need to seek help.

[Anya]

I was adding on to your point about.

[Kai]

Yeah, that made a lot of sense.

[Drew]

Which one of us isn't him?

[Anya]

Either way, good with me.

[Drew]

You're dying, Sam.