Reminiscing About Our Traumatic Pasts

Summary

Emergency Intercom: Episode Summary – "Reminiscing About Our Traumatic Pasts"

Release Date: May 13, 2022
Hosts: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
Podcast Description: Emergency Intercom is a comedy podcast by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips. There is no emergency, but there is an intense need for attention, so maybe listen up… You don’t want to know what happens if you don’t. (We will be violent.)

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I. Introduction and Personal Check-In

The episode opens with Drew Phillips humorously explaining his absence from the microphone, attributing it to his morning meditation practice aimed at disassociating from his body to be "present while not being here" (00:15). Enya quickly rejoins the conversation, lightening the mood with witty banter about reversing lobotomies and regeneration capabilities (00:58).

Notable Quote:
Drew: "Today, Drew is not here. He may look like he's here, but he's not actually here." (00:15)

II. Personal Struggles and Mental Health

The discussion takes a serious turn as Enya shares her struggles with depression, detailing her late-night habits of excessive snacking and watching anime as coping mechanisms (09:04). She expresses feelings of deep sadness and the challenges of seeking help, highlighting the stigma and misunderstanding surrounding mental health issues.

Notable Quote:
Enya: "I'm hella depressed. And, like, if that shows you anything or tells you anything about the level of depression I'm at right now, I don't know how to finish that, but I'm hella depressed." (09:04)

In contrast, Drew shares a more optimistic outlook, claiming to have "finally beat depression" and expressing his current state of happiness (10:45). However, this leads to a tense exchange where Enya reacts negatively to Drew's dismissive attitude towards her struggles.

Notable Quote:
Drew: "Well, I'm hella good. I think I have finally beat depression." (10:45)
Enya: "I would kill myself and write you in my fucking suitcase." (11:06)

III. Media Consumption: Television, Streaming, and Anime

The conversation shifts to their media consumption habits. Enya discusses the release strategy of new episodes on Hulu, noting the platform’s attempt to retain subscribers by releasing multiple episodes in a short period (04:34). They also touch upon their viewing habits, including watching "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and various anime series.

Notable Quote:
Enya: "These are the highest months that are days that people unsubscribe or something." (05:30)

Drew mentions his anxiety triggered by certain shows and his preference for calming content like ceramic pouring YouTube videos (03:17).

Notable Quote:
Enya: "Just popping back out of it and stopped having a seizure and Was immediately, like, trying to be." (02:26)

IV. Gaming and Its Impact

Drew and Enya discuss their experiences with Fortnite, including the rapid progression and acquisition of in-game items. Enya humorously shares her struggles with game-related fatigue and the impact on her productivity (07:31).

Notable Quote:
Drew: "I have a non binary anthem that I would like to share." (71:53)
Enya: "I'm active doing something equally as shitty for my brain." (08:12)

V. Infrastructure and Fictional Concerns

The hosts delve into a humorous yet critical discussion about infrastructure, particularly focusing on the construction of bridges and overpasses in Miami and Fort Worth. Enya expresses skepticism about the safety and longevity of new infrastructure projects, comparing them to fictional scenarios involving supervillains (16:07).

Notable Quote:
Enya: "Miami's literally built on sand. So it's like, gonna settle and crack and, like, it will erode." (18:05)

VI. Family Relationships and Personal Anecdotes

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing family dynamics and the emotional burden of potentially outliving one's parents. Enya and Drew share personal anecdotes about their relationships with their parents, grappling with fears of death and the inability to cope with loss (31:12).

Notable Quote:
Enya: "Mom and dad, that I will die before you. I'm sorry." (32:15)
Drew: "I don't think I can do it again." (32:14)

VII. Nostalgia and Childhood Experiences

The hosts reflect on their childhood experiences with early internet platforms like Omegle, sharing memories of being groomed and experimenting with their sexuality (33:05). They also reminisce about their first iPhones and the nostalgic feelings associated with early technological advancements.

Notable Quote:
Enya: "We were all groomed on Omegle. That's simply. That's what it is. We were all groomed." (33:40)
Drew: "Me and my brother shared the first iPhone." (40:10)

VIII. Discussing Pop Culture and Trends

Enya and Drew engage in a lively discussion about various pop culture elements, including makeup trends, memes, and favorite musical artists. They touch upon the cyclical nature of internet trends and how nostalgia influences their current media preferences.

Notable Quote:
Drew: "True romance is Charlie XCX's best album, and you cannot fight me on it." (49:22)
Enya: "Also, it's funny to have been like, the hydrating oil." (45:43)

IX. Conclusion

As the episode draws to a close, Enya and Drew share their latest media picks, including anime, movies, and music albums. They express excitement about upcoming projects and merchandise, reinforcing their bond through shared interests and humor.

Notable Quote:
Enya: "I just been drawing every day because we're designing things for merch coming soon." (73:32)
Drew: "And then, yes, "That's the thing is my nostalgia core brain." (78:29)

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Notable Moments and Quotes

• Mental Health Discussion:
  Enya: "I'm hella depressed." (09:04)
  Drew: "I'm hella good. I think I have finally beat depression." (10:45)

• Infrastructure Concerns:
  Enya: "Miami's literally built on sand." (18:05)
  Drew: "I don't trust new bridges." (16:40)

• Nostalgic Media Consumption:
  Drew: "Me and my brother shared the first iPhone." (40:10)
  Enya: "We were all groomed on Omegle." (33:40)

• Humorous Banter:
  Enya: "Shut up. You little bastard." (36:32)
  Drew: "I'm gonna guzzle that bird." (69:43)

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Conclusion

In "Reminiscing About Our Traumatic Pasts," Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips blend humor with heartfelt discussions, navigating topics ranging from mental health and family relationships to media consumption and nostalgia. Their candid and often humorous exchanges provide listeners with both laughter and relatable insights into personal struggles and everyday challenges.

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This summary captures the essence of the podcast episode, highlighting key discussions and notable quotes with corresponding timestamps for reference.

Transcript

[Drew Phillips]

Hey, guys. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today, Drew is not here. He may look like he's here, but he's not actually here. Took a few minutes, this moment, this morning to meditate and really disassociate from his body so that he could be present while not being here, which is honestly a very honorable thing for him to do. He just wasn't really feeling, like talking today. But it's okay. I have lots to talk about, lots to catch up on. How about you, Drew? Drew says that he's feeling okay. He's feeling the most at peace he's ever felt in his life, and he is very grateful that he took the decision to meditate away from his job today.

[Enya Umanzor]

I'm feeling great.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, you're back.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I reverse the lobotomy. I have regeneration capabilities after that, so.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't think that's what happens when you get a lobotomy. You don't get those kind of powers.

[Enya Umanzor]

I mean, have you had a lobotomy? Would, you know? No, not exactly.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay. Sorry. Is that your new tactic is just.

[Enya Umanzor]

To, like, don't come for me, huh? Don't compete. Don't compare where you don't compete. Damn.

[Drew Phillips]

I think it's don't compete where you don't compare.

[Enya Umanzor]

There's some slime mold on this.

[Drew Phillips]

No, stop it. I don't like that.

[Enya Umanzor]

Should I touch it?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. What is it?

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, it's just, like, wax.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh. What's up, girl? How was. How. How was your sleep?

[Enya Umanzor]

That's.

[Drew Phillips]

Let's start there. Let's start off simple. We don't always have to get into the cock and balls of it all.

[Enya Umanzor]

My sleep was great. I went to bed. I've been watching a lot of shows. Like, a lot. A lot of shows all over the spectrum of shows which have been keeping me up really late. But I still wake up super early. But today I did sleep in a little bit. But I, like, the reason I slept in today is because I wanted to finish my dream, and I finished that dream. And.

[Drew Phillips]

Are you gonna talk about the dream, or do you think it's.

[Enya Umanzor]

I literally forgot about it already. But I know it has to do with what's his face.

[Drew Phillips]

Jack Harlow.

[Enya Umanzor]

Jack Harlow going down a water slide and hitting his head on the water slide and then, like, seizing up, like. Like, Rigamortis style, like, where his arms were, like, up like this, and then that's, like, really where it ended, like. And then, like, he just, like, popped back out of it and, like, stopped having a seizure and Was immediately, like, trying to be.

[Drew Phillips]

No concussion, no nothing.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, yeah. Just popped out of it.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Enya Umanzor]

And that's literally where the dream ended.

[Drew Phillips]

I guess for Jack Harlow, it would be embarrassing of him to have, like, a head injury induced.

[Enya Umanzor]

Jack Harlow can make a seizure. Sexy. Let's just say that Jack Harlow is the sexiest man on earth.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, let's talk about it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Let's dive in. And that's all we have to say.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, that's it. That's about it. Well, I started watching the show. Drew started watching, which I guess this is technically us starting media early, but it was, like, the last thing my brain had. That show, for some reason, makes me so anxious, so I had to turn it off and watch. Like, I watched this girl on YouTube, but who. She doesn't undo them, but she does, like, ceramic pourings. And I guess she just bought a lot of those through and, like, pours.

[Enya Umanzor]

Them and then it's like a surprise every time.

[Drew Phillips]

And I fall asleep to those all the time because she literally has, like, 120.

[Enya Umanzor]

She does the, like. What is it? Roto spin molding where she spins it. Very deceiving.

[Drew Phillips]

I think we're talking about someone else. Because my girl, she does. She's not like, making ceramic on, like, the spin wheel.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, it's. It's like those blocks, and she pours the goop inside.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Spin it so that it's like, an even coating. Okay. Yeah. I thought you meant, like, the spin wheel. I was like, no, but we start. I started candy because Drew told me to, and then now we. I have to catch up. Did you watch episode three?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I finished episode.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, so I have to catch up before tonight, I guess. Tonight we have a concert, but after or before, we have to see if the new episode is out.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yes, there's new episodes because Hulu's doing this thing where they're releasing five episodes in five days or something. I don't know exactly how many episodes they're releasing, but it's a five day event, which I kind of like. I'm like, oh, it gives me something to come back to tonight.

[Drew Phillips]

Also, Friday is Friday the 13th. I wonder if that's why they did it this week. Because the name of the first episode.

[Enya Umanzor]

Is Friday the 13th OT. I was trying to figure it out. Why? Because I know, like. Like, streaming services that, like, release shows weekly and they're like eight to 12 episodes long. Like, force you to keep your subscription for that long, and it's like, damn, like, just release it. If they release it all at once. You would just binge it in two days, and then you can unsubscribe. So I was like, I wonder what the, like, purpose of them releasing this over five days is. And then I was like, maybe it's like. Like, these are the highest months that are days that people unsubscribe or something. But it's literally that because they wanted to.

[Drew Phillips]

Also, Hulu has the Kardashians now. They don't have to worry about people.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, actually.

[Drew Phillips]

Which I have watched the Dash, and I never watched Keeping up with the Kardashians, but I have been watching the Kardashians because I love Kris Jenner. She is. She.

[Enya Umanzor]

Apparently, she's good this season. Apparently, she's like a witch in every other season. But really, she's toning it down this season is what.

[Drew Phillips]

Dude, I think it's because she's genuinely, like, in her old, like, era. Like, she's just, like, an old lady in the room. Like, she's just, like, saying things. Dude, her commentary. Wait, actually, I literally have a clip of it, and I'm gonna play it because I thought this was, like, the funniest I've ever heard come out of, like, an older woman's mouth in my nerve. Okay. Apple. Why does my shit have to load if it's just in my photos?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I think that means mine's been doing that recently, and I think it's. You might have icloud photo turned on.

[Drew Phillips]

Stop. Don't say that to me.

[Enya Umanzor]

Years and years and years ago, we.

[Drew Phillips]

Started filming Keeping up with the Kardashians, right? Just all the wonderful things people said and how would an inspiration we were and how they looked up to you.

[Enya Umanzor]

I remember this.

[Drew Phillips]

And one person would write and go, listen, you look fat today. Listen, you look fat today.

[Enya Umanzor]

Calling out her child like that is crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

Also, like, not even that. Like, her delivery of that. Like, when she first listen, you look fat today.

[Enya Umanzor]

That's how all people that aren't her family sound in her brain. Everyone who talks shit to her sounds like that.

[Drew Phillips]

But, yeah, I love that show so much. So I, like, was watching that. All I've been doing is watching the Kardashians and playing Fortnite and, like, I say that every episode, but it's genuinely like. It's. It's, like, making me go backwards. Like, my IQ is rapidly. Not to say that the Kardashians are doing that, but Fortnite is doing that. The I buy V Buck so fast.

[Enya Umanzor]

It's. That's crazy. It's really bad to chill.

[Drew Phillips]

It's really bad.

[Enya Umanzor]

You do need to chill.

[Drew Phillips]

Are my Bing coming up?

[Enya Umanzor]

I don't know if that's what that is. Yeah, I guess it is.

[Drew Phillips]

But I got so many emotes recently and they're all so good, so, like, they know what they were doing.

[Enya Umanzor]

I want the Segway one really bad. And I just missed my chance. And I'm not going to get it because I have not been playing Fortnite, but I've been doing something equally as shitty for my brain. And I've been watching a lot of anime. Like a crazy, disgusting amount of anime. And you know what I do? And it's really gross. And I sent a photo of myself to Kai doing it is. I, like, play with myself.

[Drew Phillips]

You play with yourself?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

And you sent a photo of you doing it to Kai?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. No, I, like, will sit on my bed and like, I bought like, a McChicken and I just started, like, having sex with it and it was like. I was like, damn, this shit, like, feels really good. And then I was like, okay, this shit feels good. I'm gonna get a Popeye's chicken sandwich. Cause you know they mayo the fuck out of the Popeye. And you know, the. The crispy coating is like a little bit like, more ribbed. So I was like, oh, like ribbed for his pleasure. So I did it with the Popeye. It wasn't as good as a McChicken, is it?

[Drew Phillips]

Because it was like, more crispy. So, like, you found that instead of it being ribbed, it was.

[Enya Umanzor]

Is cutting. It was. Yeah. Cutting my penis.

[Drew Phillips]

Cutting your.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, it was like, literally bleeding all over the place. No, but I just like, I've been snacking like crazy. It's like a planned bit.

[Drew Phillips]

Why did you do that?

[Enya Umanzor]

No, it's. I've just been, like, sitting in bed snacking like crazy. And I'll order like, McDonald's at like, like 11pm like, and just sit in my bed, like, basically ass naked and like, eating. Eating McDonald's. Well, no one's here. And the door is open so Zool can come in and out because he's my little baby boy. He sleep with me every night and he, like, crawls up against my back and lays on me. It's really cute. And he's my little boy.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, so you've been snacking?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. And watching anime and, like, I'll have like, hell, like, dude, it was so gross. I had so many crumbs on, like, my comforter. And like, two days ago I just Was like, okay, I've had enough of this. And you know what I did sit.

[Drew Phillips]

There for two days. Yeah.

[Enya Umanzor]

You know what I did? You know what I did in ya is I grabbed it. I took all my plushies off. I grabbed it and just went and just like, did the wave and it just all flew off in my room. And then I remade my bed. Yeah, I vacuum.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay? I was like, you're just gonna step on all the crumbs and get them.

[Enya Umanzor]

You're ready. And go like this with your feet. No. Yeah. I just had Helichromes in my bed. And like, the worst part is I was eating, like, hot Cheetos and Takis in bed. So, like, the Takis dust would go off and then, like, it, like, I would lay on it in the middle of the night and, like, I would have, like, talky dust stains on my hip. And that's honestly my life. And, like, I was telling Kai yesterday, I'm, like, hella depressed. And, like, if that shows you anything or tells you anything about the level of depression I'm at right now, I don't know how to finish that, but I'm hella depressed.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, I'm hella good. I think I have finally beat depression. I don't feel sad ever. I'm the happiest I've ever been.

[Kai]

Same.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm fucking slaying. I'm slaying boots. I'm slaying house.

[Enya Umanzor]

Y' all should kill yourself slaying boots, huh, Beth? Y' all should kill yourself.

[Drew Phillips]

You shouldn't say that to your friends. What if I said that to you and you're depressed?

[Enya Umanzor]

I would kill myself and write you in my fucking suitcase.

[Drew Phillips]

Exactly. See how much power I have over you? You're pathetic.

[Enya Umanzor]

You're a freak. See, no. This is what happens. I cry for help and no one takes it serious. Enya makes fun of me.

[Drew Phillips]

More recently, I told Drew I was like, we should go out to a dinner and have, like, a talk. Like, I feel like you need to talk. And then it got around to dinner. I was like, you ready to go? And he was like, I'm ordering McDonald's. And he ignored the fact that I wanted to go.

[Enya Umanzor]

I'm not talking about, like. That's the thing is I don't talk about. That's my thing. I do talk about one thing about me is I'm not gonna talk about anything ever. Never, ever, ever. Like, I tried to talk with Kai and I was like, I'm not ready to talk about.

[Kai]

Was so crazy. He sat Me down. He's like, yeah, I'm going through something, but I just can't talk about it yet. And I was like, okay.

[Enya Umanzor]

It's lit, though. It's like, lit. No one's talking about this. This cured my depression for three days.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, let's go get more flowers.

[Enya Umanzor]

My flower arrangement. Yeah, but they're already dying. And I'm like, what's the fucking point? I spent so much money on this. Like, it was actually, like, I didn't realize how expensive flowers were until I was, like, buying them this time. And I was just like, oh, yeah. Like, a bouquet of flowers is like, three bucks, right? No, like, at the flower market, they're like 15 bucks each. Like, 20 bucks each. And I was like, I bought, like, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, like, close to seven different flower arrangements. And I sent a bag and I can't do that again. I hate it. I hated it. But also, I loved it. What? Motherfuckers. Damn. I'm a. I'm a comedian or something. I got you. Oh, I got. And I'm going to put comedian. My bio. If you have comedian in your bio, I can't with you. And you're not funny. I'm done with you. There's one person in particular that does that. Bleep this out.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, I, I. Without you even saying it. I knew it. I knew it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Who?

[Drew Phillips]

It's so embarrassing. Like, you're embarrassing.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, oh, my God.

[Drew Phillips]

Some people write these stories. Like, you need to get a grip. You are, like, clinically insane. Like, you are a psychopath.

[Enya Umanzor]

It's crazy. It really is crazy. And look, we didn't say the name publicly. And if they see this clip and they're like, what the. And I'm like, if the shoe fits, baby. Like, I'm sorry. You know, deep. That's something I've been. I want to start doing is like, I actually. I don't even know what I was going to say. Like, I. I really don't know what I was going to say. That's actually scary. Since we were on the topic of hella overstimulated.

[Drew Phillips]

You're overstimulating.

[Enya Umanzor]

The. Just the Internet is. Yeah, I'm like, like, I'm like, damn, there is so much happening, like, all the time. And, like, like scrolling through my TikTok feed and, like, the bright light, like, flickering in my face when I'm in bed at night. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's crazy. It's like, literally, I'm so overstimulated, it's it's scary as fuck. Like, we were talking about it yesterday. I was like, now, like, when I see that the world is ending, I just, like, scroll past it and I'm like, yeah, out of sight, out of mind. I don't give a fuck. Like, get it out of my face.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, oh.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, I'm, like, ignoring. I'm sorry. Like, I'm big oil companies or whatever. You want to fucking say it, but, like, it really will freak me the fuck out.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. I used to be somebody who was really, like, could easily, like, take in all that information, but I am like, again, I know this is, like, a privileged statement, too, but I'm just, like, at the point where I'm like, I actually can't. Like, I can't look at it. It's, like, gonna freak me out. I'm gonna, like, like, make awful decisions for myself to, like, try to feel better. Like, it's not going to be good for me. And I can just, like, gloss over it. And then I like.

[Enya Umanzor]

It's mental health. It's always mental health this, mental health that, period.

[Drew Phillips]

Speaking of you being mentally ill and wanting to die, I decided I want my tombstone if I died in the near future to be an Xbox. Like, I want my tombstone to be an Xbox, and I want a little screen in it with all my Fortnite highlights in it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Girl, like, your three highlights.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, I've gotten really good, guys. I'm really good. You know what I've taken on? I've been sniping the. Out of.

[Enya Umanzor]

Do you hunt people now or do you still. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see when we have.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't finish a game without, like, six to ten kills. Like, I don't even. In games where I do really shitty. Like, I, like, run in the middle of everything. You are so misogynistic.

[Kai]

That is like, I've ever seen Drew.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, I just. I saw the. The level that you left at, like, two weeks ago. And if you improve that much in two weeks, like, you are actually, like, a savant, and this is your calling, and you should only play Fortnite.

[Drew Phillips]

I literally. I don't know if you mean my literal level, but.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, I mean, like. Like, you're playing skill level, but you did level, like, 40 levels.

[Drew Phillips]

No, I literally.

[Enya Umanzor]

I mean, I guess it makes sense because you. That's all you did in New Year.

[Drew Phillips]

I literally left this house at level 30, and I'm at level 80 right now.

[Enya Umanzor]

That's crazy. That's psycho.

[Drew Phillips]

And I left with one Emote to my name. And now I have a ring full of emotes, which includes Tussy Slide. I was going to say. Oh. I don't trust new infrastructure. I don't think more buildings need to be made. And I don't. I don't trust them.

[Enya Umanzor]

It's all made out of cardboard.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. I don't like new bridges. New bridges should not be made because. And which doesn't make sense because realistically, I should trust new bridges over old bridges because old bridges have been used so many times that, like, it's like, technically the likelihood of it, like, collapsing is higher. But I don't trust new bridges. They turn them up too quick.

[Enya Umanzor]

We're too lazy now, like, cutting corners with materials to save money.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't want to be the first bitch on the bridge. Like. No, I'm not going to be the first bitch crossing that bridge.

[Enya Umanzor]

I mean, I don't think many bridges are being, like, erected though, now.

[Drew Phillips]

No. In Miami, there's so many highways being built because of, like, it's like prepping for more people to, like, come to the city and so many highways and like, what are the. They called?

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, overpasses?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, overpasses are being built.

[Enya Umanzor]

I'm like, yeah, that's gonna fall. There's been, like, construction in Fort Worth. I'm not kidding. Since I've been born. They've been building these roads since I was like, three or four years old, and still they have not finished them. It's been like a 20 year project. It's like, actually crazy. And everyone's like, damn, are y' all ever gonna finish that shit? This is the most boring I've ever said, like, talking about. Talking about roads in Fort Worth.

[Drew Phillips]

No, but it's like, I would trust that over Miami turning up a bridge in like three days. I'm like, no, what is happening here?

[Enya Umanzor]

Also, Miami's literally built on sand. So it's like, gonna settle and crack and, like, it will erode. Immediately fall. The bridges will fall. Who. Who was the villain that blew up all the bridges? It was like a super villain that blew up all the bridges to Manhattan and trapped everybody in, man. But it. Maybe it was in a movie maybe.

[Kai]

I think, wasn't it Bane?

[Drew Phillips]

I'm like, is this real life?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, this happened in real life. It was a documentary that I watched recently.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, I was judging. I was like, when did this happen?

[Enya Umanzor]

I think there was the. Who cares? That's my vibe recently. Is who the cares?

[Kai]

Was it Bane or was it Riddler?

[Enya Umanzor]

I think it might. Riddler blew up the sea wall. He like, he flooded the city wall for New York.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm like confused.

[Kai]

I was really confused by that might be. But I know that they're like.

[Enya Umanzor]

But it's not building one. It's like.

[Kai]

It's like a fictionalized version of New York. But I do think that they are building like an anti global climate change sea level rising wall.

[Enya Umanzor]

That's like insane. Why are you building the wall? Literally keeping out the fish. Keep out that I'm with them. Keep out the fish. Keep out the fish in the water. New York. Build the sea wall. Build that wall.

[Kai]

You guys, it's like a very different type of wall.

[Drew Phillips]

No, they're building the wall.

[Kai]

No, this wall.

[Enya Umanzor]

You're not down.

[Drew Phillips]

No, I'm not.

[Kai]

This wall is good. This wall is good.

[Enya Umanzor]

Look, we can remain friends.

[Drew Phillips]

Walls are not good. You should be careful.

[Kai]

Walls can sometimes be good.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh my God, the sea wall.

[Drew Phillips]

No, not me seeing that movie. I mean like, oh my God. Could that happen? Like I literally have like. I'm like this. Well, this was kind of filmed in.

[Enya Umanzor]

I mean I literally know nothing. I think it could be happen. I don't know what.

[Drew Phillips]

Can New York be flooded by the Riddler?

[Enya Umanzor]

Look it up. Look it up.

[Kai]

You want me to Google that?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, Google that. Tap in. We need to get a TV right here so we can watch Kai what.

[Drew Phillips]

He'S doing or so we can just watch tv.

[Enya Umanzor]

We can just. What is it the. Where it's just the silhouettes and it's them like commentating on like space Odyssey.

[Drew Phillips]

Theater 3000 Science Theater or whatever. But yeah, we would have a TV here in the glare. Like we wouldn't see anything. We don't have curtains in any rooms in our house. We can't watch TV in the daytime, which is lit. It should be like curtains so we can finish candy.

[Enya Umanzor]

It'll be night time enough. Or we can hang up the sheet. I am so anti curtains. It's actually a problem. I think I am the naked neighbor. You know, everybody has a naked neighbor. I walk when I'm alone. I walk through this house. I strut through this house. Butt ass naked. Like I'll go to your and it's fucked up. I'll go to your room and look at myself in your mirror naked. And I admire my body.

[Drew Phillips]

I really don't like the idea that you've ever been in my room. But naked.

[Enya Umanzor]

I mean, it's the truth. I'm sorry. It's the truth. I'm just revealing my secrets.

[Drew Phillips]

You like, sprayed your dust on all my things. Yeah, I don't like that.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. Have you ever been in my room naked?

[Drew Phillips]

No, because I'm a sane person and I'm not going to your room naked.

[Enya Umanzor]

I've been in Josh's room naked too. Because they all both have the only two mirrors.

[Drew Phillips]

Get a mirror.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, there's no a mirror. Who. There's no spot to put a mirror in my house or in my room.

[Drew Phillips]

So what? In the hallway, you loser.

[Enya Umanzor]

Cover up the pink wall. Did you see that they painted the pink wall stripes?

[Drew Phillips]

It's because they tried to spice it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Up, which is actually humiliating and embarrassing. It looks so bad. Paint it pink.

[Drew Phillips]

Did you see that? The guy who posted the video originally, because all the comments were like, most of them were about us. He his next update video. He hashtag it and you Manzor and Drew Phillips.

[Enya Umanzor]

Because he has no idea who the we are. They're like, why do they care so much?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, it just showed up. All of the response was on my timeline and I looked at the hashtags and I was like, oh, my God, it's crazy.

[Enya Umanzor]

Crazy how fast the druth is spreading. Like the sleeper agents have been awoke or are about to be awoken. Everybody on just on literally every TikTok you see on your for your page. I'm not joking. If everybody here commented the Drewth is spreading with the demon purple demon head emoji, it would become scary. Just say the Dr. You don't even have to mention me. Just say the druth is spreading. Also, we have to get the spelling right. Is it D R E W T H or D R U T H?

[Drew Phillips]

Well, I think it's.

[Enya Umanzor]

It should be your name, Drew D.

[Drew Phillips]

But the problem is Drew Barrymore.

[Enya Umanzor]

This.

[Drew Phillips]

I. I wanna. I don't know if, like how long she's done that, but now on her.

[Enya Umanzor]

She hasn't done that.

[Drew Phillips]

She does Drewth or dare, which is fully like. It's not obviously her. It's like somebody who works on that production wrote it and was like, oh, this would be like a good little thing.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, the truth. The truth. They. I know one of her producers are watching this. I just know it and like straight up and I'm looking you in the soul you stole from me. You writer derogatory.

[Drew Phillips]

What's going to happen now?

[Enya Umanzor]

Nothing.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, I thought you like.

[Enya Umanzor]

Nothing's going to happen. I just want them to feel shame.

[Drew Phillips]

I thought you were going to like, like command your subjects to like, go and get it.

[Enya Umanzor]

But the Drew will spread all over you. The truth will spray all over you.

[Drew Phillips]

The truth will squirt all over.

[Enya Umanzor]

Exactly, Exactly. Okay, so everybody thought the pandemic was bad, right? Okay, does anybody, like. Does no one remember the Xandemic? The literal xandemic?

[Drew Phillips]

Wait, I.

[Enya Umanzor]

2016. I was crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

I was around someone, like, new. I met someone in New York who just was, like, in their house, and I, like, made the joke. I was like, oh, my God, I have so much anxiety right now. Like, I said that, and it genuinely, like, confused the out of them. They were like, you have Xanax on you right now. And then they seemed intrigued, like they.

[Enya Umanzor]

Wanted this person older.

[Drew Phillips]

No, they were like, maybe, like, five years older than me. So they fully would have been around for this pandemic.

[Enya Umanzor]

Cognitive, like.

[Drew Phillips]

But it was just so funny because they were like, what? And I was like, no, Zan, I.

[Enya Umanzor]

Think I know who it is. Do I know who it is?

[Drew Phillips]

No, you don't. I was like, I'm just mixing the words, like, zanxiety. And then, yeah, he was just really confused. He was like, are you on Xanax?

[Enya Umanzor]

Xanax made SoundCloud rappers.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. I was like, no. This rapper, Lilzan, he has, like, his song called Anxiety. And then that was embarrassing.

[Enya Umanzor]

He had Xanarchy. We're going to. We're going to go crazy. Literally, Xanarchy is just, like, taking a bunch of Xanax and, like, burning down a city, dude.

[Drew Phillips]

No, but the Xanax and have the fucking bodily will to go and burn down a city.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, yeah. It's just like being drunk. Like, you don't realize what's going on. And then you wake up the next day and you're like, wait, what did I do?

[Drew Phillips]

See in my head, Xanax, like, puts you to sleep. I'm like, you have to, like, be.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, it knocked my ass out. I was prescribed. Don't even. Don't even go there. No, Literally, not a single drug. Oh, they were going there there. They were going there. Xanax is not my drug.

[Drew Phillips]

Love the supporters of the druth. Or like, you, like, feel like they're against.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, the Drewth. We're not thinking that it was the other bitches that refused to join. Your day is coming.

[Drew Phillips]

Your days are numbered.

[Enya Umanzor]

Literally.

[Drew Phillips]

Saying that to someone is so menacing. Your days are numbered.

[Enya Umanzor]

You're gonna die soon. Saying that I have a really bad.

[Drew Phillips]

Habit when someone makes me upset, like, specifically a stranger, I go. And I get to say this because I've experienced this pain, and I know it Makes you a better person. But I'm always like, one of your parents will die this week. Like, one of your parents will be some girl. And when I was like, bumped into me. So crazy.

[Enya Umanzor]

Should we take it?

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah.

[Enya Umanzor]

Hello? Hello, this is an automated message from Spectrum about. They're trying to cancel our Internet.

[Drew Phillips]

It was gonna be a fun goal.

[Enya Umanzor]

I know they the fun ones. And it's real the fun one. Stop. I. Does anybody like. I think they like, crack down on toll calls or something because I'm not getting any good ones anymore. Like, it's always just like Spectrum calling me or. I don't know. Actually, maybe I am getting good ones and I'm just ignoring it. I think I am.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. I think you're ignoring all the good ones. But yeah, this girl, like, bumped into me like the craziest I've been bumped into in a very long time on the street when there was like, space to not bump into me. And when she walked away, I just turned around to my friends. I was like, what's crazy is her parents will be dying this week. Like both of them probably. And you don't want to with me because it happens. I've killed so many parents by accident.

[Enya Umanzor]

It's crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

And I am sorry.

[Enya Umanzor]

But that's why I'm friends with her, because I don't want her to come after my parents. Next. I called my parents like I was watching this Tick Tock account also. I'm addicted to Tick Tock again. It's like really up. Like, I wrapped up nine hours and 14 minutes.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, I want to know what my screen time is. I'm hella on there again.

[Enya Umanzor]

But I, I literally, I relapse so hard. It's like crazy. It's literally crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

You don't have to say it like you're talking about an app. You don't have to like, say it like that.

[Enya Umanzor]

But I was watching this account and both of her parents have dementia and it was breaking my fucking heart. It was like literally the saddest shit I'd ever seen. And I don't know how she does it. She's like literally the strongest person I think ever. Like, if my parents couldn't remember me, I would freak the fuck out. That is genuinely the saddest thing I think that could ever happen to me is if my parents forgot who I am. But I called them crying and I was like, if you motherfuckers get dementia, I am locking you away. I am locking you in an old folks who home. I am not taking care of you. So don't even, like, think about getting it. Like, don't even.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, you should just make a song with your parents right now so then when they get dementia, you can sing it to them and they'll remember who you are. I learned that from Coco A. Oh.

[Enya Umanzor]

Wait, it's like gonna make me tear up, dude. She said the saddest I've ever heard. She was like this. No, this girl on TikTok, she was like, she was like talking like basically all of the tick tocks were her asking her dad to like, like spend the night. And like, do you want to spend the night tonight? I'll cook you dinner. And every time he would say yes. And someone was like, why do you ask him that? And she was like, well, like he doesn't remember five minutes or something like that. So I have to like ask him if he wants to spend the night and eat food because he can't go home. Like, he can't take care of himself. It's like a danger for him. So I have to ask him and I give him that choice. And then someone was like, what happens if like he says no, that he doesn't want to spend the night and eat dinner at your house? And she's like, honestly, it doesn't happen. He always does say he wants to spend the night and spend time with his lovely daughter. But there has been a few times where he's like, no. And then five minutes later I asked him again and he'd already forgot that he said no and he says yes. So I would freak out.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, that would green me out. I would become like selfish in the way that I'd be like, oh my God, this is affecting me way too much. Like it takes like a strong ass person to be.

[Enya Umanzor]

She is a boss. Like, because she also has a kid and a husband of her own, she's taking care of both of her parents. And like, she was like, I have like a little bit of help. But like, she was like, my mom goes away for like a week at a time and spends time with her friends or something. And I'm like, girl, you need real help. I don't know, makes me sad. She's a beast.

[Drew Phillips]

I know. She's like insane because yeah, I would chop out be like, I'd be like, I love you so much, but this.

[Enya Umanzor]

You'Re going home, you're going to the old.

[Drew Phillips]

I want to go have a girls night.

[Enya Umanzor]

I know. I need a drink. I need a drinkiana.

[Drew Phillips]

I get, I get my parents belligerently drunk.

[Enya Umanzor]

I need to go to the nice guy.

[Drew Phillips]

Me at the right age of 50. I need to go to the nice.

[Enya Umanzor]

Guy, literally, Drake's dad.

[Drew Phillips]

Be like, I need to go to Delilah's.

[Enya Umanzor]

Literally, I need to go to Poppy's.

[Drew Phillips]

What I gonna say? Oh, I was thinking about this, and what's crazy is my dad isn't 50 yet and I'm already 23, so I don't know that math. But he's young. That's it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Your dad is young.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, because Dante is turning 26 this year, so my dad isn't even twice Dante's age. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's woo woo crazy. Like, Like, I'm not kidding. That's, like, been blowing my mind.

[Enya Umanzor]

I guess My dad's 25 years old than me.

[Drew Phillips]

Your mom?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I think. I don't know.

[Kai]

My mom's only, like, 10 years older than me.

[Drew Phillips]

Really? Your mom had you when she was 10?

[Kai]

I guess I've never done the math, but I. I mean, if I think about it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. How is that even possible?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, like, what?

[Kai]

I'm just opening up to you guys.

[Drew Phillips]

Sharing now you're disrupting our, like, sweets. Like, talk about our parents with a little, like, thing. Like, a little thing that you thought of.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Enya Umanzor]

So freak.

[Kai]

My bad.

[Drew Phillips]

No, but actually, I was thinking about it. I was like, oh, my God, my dad is, like, young as bones. Like, I'm gonna be, like, 60, and my dad's gonna be, like, 80, because my dad won't live forever. Like, there's no doubt about it. And my mom will live forever. My mom's only, like, 43.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, my God. I have to die before my parents. I cannot outlive. I cannot survive their deaths.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I don't think I. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I don't think I could ever survive the death of a parent.

[Enya Umanzor]

Listen.

[Drew Phillips]

No, but, like, for real, I. I don't think I. I don't think I can do.

[Enya Umanzor]

I can.

[Drew Phillips]

I can't do it again.

[Enya Umanzor]

I can't do that, bro. Like, I. If my parents. No, I don't even. I'm not even gonna say it. I'm, like, knocking on wood, like, crazy. But just know, mom and dad, that I will die before you. I'm sorry.

[Drew Phillips]

They don't. I don't think they want to hear that.

[Enya Umanzor]

I'm sorry. It's the truth. Okay, so moving on. Pivoting. This is, like, a really crazy, crazy topic.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, you've had really crazy takes today.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, like, no, this one's actually Insane. Okay. We all used Omegle as children. We all did it. Like, without a doubt. Like, most of us listening used Omegle. Omegle, whatever you want to call it. Did you ever show knockers or hole on there?

[Drew Phillips]

No, not on there.

[Enya Umanzor]

I did. I did.

[Drew Phillips]

What? You showed your tits?

[Enya Umanzor]

No hole, no member? My member. But it was. I was begged to. And I had power and I felt powerful.

[Drew Phillips]

Wait, were you groomed into doing something?

[Enya Umanzor]

We were all groomed on Omegle. That's simply. That's what it is. We were all groomed.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't know if you had power, but I'm glad you felt that.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, let me, like, think of my trauma the way I wanted to get my trauma.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll let you have that.

[Enya Umanzor]

I had the power to do that.

[Drew Phillips]

Literally, me as a 15 year old being convinced that if I posted lewd pictures of my body, it was me taking my power back. I was like, yeah. I'm like, yeah, I'm claiming my sexuality before anybody else does. Me having kissed a person before like, that, like, that was like the greatest, like, extent of my sexual exploration is having kissed somebody.

[Enya Umanzor]

That's a lit. Yeah. I told you it was crazy. You didn't believe.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I didn't believe that.

[Enya Umanzor]

You didn't believe me.

[Drew Phillips]

No, I did not share.

[Enya Umanzor]

It was. It was between that. It was between that or me saying, why is Sprite low key lit? Cause Sprite is Sprite is lit. I got a Sprite the other day because I ordered two meals because I have this little hack. I order two meals at once on Postmate so I can eat one now and eat one later so I don't have to pay the delivery fee twice. Bitches catch on. But I got a Coke and a Sprite and I enjoyed the Sprite way more than I enjoyed the Coke.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm just such a Coke girl.

[Enya Umanzor]

That's what I thought. Like, I thought I was that too.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, a McDonald's Sprite is like, is that where it was from? Or. Yeah, yeah, like, but that's different. McDonald's sprite is a different breed of Sprite. Like, I can't just, like, go open a can of Sprite and, like, it's not going to give me the same flavor.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I want to take a bath in McDonald's, right?

[Drew Phillips]

It would, like, sting. Oh, you wanted to sting your members. Okay, I see how fast I catch on to you.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, you know my vibe, you little.

[Drew Phillips]

You little bastard prick.

[Kai]

Don't call her a Drew.

[Enya Umanzor]

She can call me a Bastard.

[Drew Phillips]

You're a bastard. I'm not. Am I lying? The thing was, I was not. I'm not a bastard. I literally am not. I was made within wedding vows. And like, I am perfect. I'm an angel. Some of like, I'm sorry, but some of you are bastards.

[Enya Umanzor]

Some of you are a bastard child.

[Drew Phillips]

Really embarrassing.

[Enya Umanzor]

Bastard children.

[Drew Phillips]

Yikes.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yikes. Couldn't be making that.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, let's bring that back. It's being like really up and being.

[Kai]

Like, oh, you're a bastard in like a medieval way.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like literally in the medieval way.

[Drew Phillips]

Really gnarly. Gnarly. Like, like racist, fucked up connotations to bastard. Because, like, what do you think? Like, like, why was it. I guess. But it's also just the connotations that, like, to have a kid without marriage made you like a. And a fucking demon. So that's why. But. Huh.

[Enya Umanzor]

It did.

[Kai]

Oh, damn.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, you're really bringing it back. You're not kidding.

[Enya Umanzor]

I'm not joking.

[Drew Phillips]

You're a bastard. You're a little bastard. I love the word bastard. Okay, Little bastard. You little bastard.

[Enya Umanzor]

You put emphasis on it.

[Drew Phillips]

Okay, you little shaytard.

[Enya Umanzor]

I'm a shaytard through and through. Like, where are we to rise up? The fandom is. The fandom is dying and we need to rise.

[Drew Phillips]

I literally was a shaytard fan. Like, I literally, like, that was some of the first YouTubers I watched that. And CTF XC.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, crucial.

[Drew Phillips]

I think I've said that before, but those were the first youtubers I wanted to be.

[Kai]

Was the first youtuber. I want that. And like a sexy philosopher.

[Enya Umanzor]

I don't know that one.

[Kai]

It's Philip DeFranco, but that's what his original.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, I was like, you watched a sexy.

[Enya Umanzor]

No.

[Kai]

Did you guys ever watch Kev Jumbo?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

No. I don't know.

[Kai]

Kev Jumbo was like. I was like, that's the goat.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I watched Kev Jumbo. I watched Shane Dawson.

[Drew Phillips]

Yes.

[Enya Umanzor]

I watched Desinate. They had like the random videos. I don't even know videos. And then any of like Shane Dawson's universe. Like, I think her name was like, Brittany.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh yeah.

[Enya Umanzor]

And I sent her a box of cupcake cereal because I was like a big Stan. So me and Madeline sent her a box of cupcake cereal to her P.O. box.

[Drew Phillips]

That's cute.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. It was like a huge standing for. Because she loved everything cupcake flavored.

[Kai]

Do you guys remember the Ijustine video where she like takes out the bill for the first iPhone.

[Enya Umanzor]

The. The Bill.

[Kai]

Yeah. Like, she had the very first iPhone, like, obviously, right? And then they got. She got the bill, which was like, at that point, they would send you in the mail a box which had, like, all of the data that you used, and it was like, oh, it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Was like a cell phone. Yes, yes.

[Kai]

I just feel for the data, but it was like. It was like a. It was like a script.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, there was. She. She was another one that I watched. I loved her videos, and I loved to, like, fantasize. There's, like, a photo of, like, the iPhone one. Like, I was. I remember sitting in my computer room because computers were massive, where we had, like, a room in our house that was, like. It was a closet configured to be, like, the computer room. And I remember looking up photos of the first iPhone on that and showing my parents, and I'm like, y' all have to get this phone. Like, it's gonna change the world. Like, please get me this phone. I was, like, fucking eight or something at the time. And they, like, wouldn't do it. But there's, like, a photo of that phone, and I would, like, look up, like, ebay listings, trying to convince them. Like, they were like, this one's, like, $200 cheaper. Like, you can get this one for me, like, and then, like, I can just use it. I didn't need a phone or an iPhone. But there's the photo of the iPhone with, like, the clownfish swimming through the anemone.

[Kai]

Oh, yeah.

[Enya Umanzor]

That was the most beautiful photo I had ever seen in my entire life. I swear to God. That was gorgeous.

[Drew Phillips]

Me and my brother shared the first iPhone, like, not that long after it came out, which makes it seem like we had a lot of money, but we had a guy who sold stolen products. So, like, every product I had up until, like, Even, like, being 19 years old, like, 18 years old, my first, like, camera was, like, I bought it from somebody who stole it. Like, my first computer. I bought it, which I. I think it's past. Like, that was, like, five years ago now. Like, it doesn't matter. And sorry to those people. You snooze, you lose. What can I say? But, yeah, we. Me and my brother had the first iPhone. Yeah. And we fully were sharing it.

[Kai]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

That's actually the first. That was the first phone I had that, like, me and my brother had a number so that we shared, and we would, like, give it to our friends. And I liked having the phone with me more because my brother didn't care. And I had it charging next to my bed one Night.

[Enya Umanzor]

And.

[Drew Phillips]

And I like woke up to like the ding of like a message. And I looked and it was one of those messages that's like, oh, send this to 10 people and your crush will kiss you tomorrow. Whatever. And I was like, I think maybe like in like fifth grade or something, like fourth or fifth grade. And I was like, oh my God. Like, I didn't think, like, oh, I could just delete this text so my dad doesn't see it and think I'm like being like a little like, like promiscuous kid. So. But instead I went and showed it to my dad. And my dad was so confused and he was like, who are you kissing?

[Enya Umanzor]

Carmen? When he said Carmen went, who is Carmen Winstead and why is she gonna kill you?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, like, like I was like, who are you gonna kiss? Like, who is this from? And I was like, I don't know. That's why I'm showing it to you. It's from. It's from a random number. Did I mention that I'm dead?

[Enya Umanzor]

The craziest thing is that came back. Yeah, Recently.

[Drew Phillips]

What's crazy is literally I. And I've known this forever is that like trends and everything are cyclical, but we were amongst the first people using the Internet in like a community based way. So like everything that we liked and enjoyed from the Internet and found funny, like fully, we're seeing it come back. Because now it's been long enough where we're seeing like newcomers. We're like 10 years apart from like the like 13 to like 17 year olds on the Internet. So we're seeing them like indulge in the things that we liked as kids. Kids publicly. And it actually freaks me the out like the fact that Lana is as big as she is still and it's amongst like people who were like my age when her albums came out. Freaks me out. Like that freaks me out. Well, but it's like sweet.

[Enya Umanzor]

She's not that big though, because she's not on the new Minions album produced by Jack Antonoff. So I mean, if she was really a star, she would be on the Minions.

[Drew Phillips]

Did you ever think she like turned it down?

[Enya Umanzor]

She didn't get invited.

[Drew Phillips]

Girl, how do you know that? Jack Antonoff is literally her boy.

[Kai]

There's a solid chance that's gonna be like legitimately good.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, it's gonna be very. I'm so stoked. I almost bought the vinyl for it. Like I straight up and I don't even have a record.

[Drew Phillips]

It looked like a ring pop. Like, you know, the really Good ring pops. That's what it looked like, but in like a gross way.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like the COVID art is insane. So, so bad.

[Drew Phillips]

It looks like an edit from 2014. Like, it literally looks like like someone just transpar like transparent this to put.

[Enya Umanzor]

On a background png.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, but yeah, that is like like the Carmen Winston. I feel like there's like so much that's. Oh. Like this is so stupid and like so insignificant. But I remember again during like the peak like lana era, like 2013, 2014, 2012, like those years, 2014, like during all of that, like a really popular blush to have when you were like a part of that was this too faced blush that had like the baby blush. It's. It was like it was like the heart shaped one and it has like imprints of like rabbits and stuff. And like too faced was the thing because it was so like dainty and like feminine. And somebody on my timeline had it the other day and was like showing it with a lot of song playing in the background and it actually like triggered. You greened me out. I was like, oh my God. Like also there's just something to be said like about Tick Tock Urban Decay being like the Tumblr of oh fully for this generation. Except like minus all the I can never say this word and anonymity. You're. You're stripping all that back. So it's. Most people like are showing their face, which is pretty scary because like what was fun about Tumblr is like being able to like build a little world and like fantasizing about who you could be. Because also things weren't as accessible. So like all the things we wanted, we couldn't have. But yeah, whatever.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. I just remember when my sister got like Urban Decay and that it was like her like it completely shook her world. And then those like little stick blushes, the BB cream ones.

[Drew Phillips]

I think I know which ones you're talking about. It says BB Cream on it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, those were.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, those were like this Maybelline. Maybelline had also like the foundation.

[Enya Umanzor]

I just remember like the white and blue. The colors were like summery and it was just like colors that they hadn't like the, the packaging design.

[Drew Phillips]

Also baby lips.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh yeah. I use the out of baby.

[Drew Phillips]

That doesn't work. Those chapsticks never worked. I'm trying to think of what I, I remember like how popular Kat Von D lipsticks were and Kat Von D had a lipstick shade called Lolita and that was like my whole thing. I was like, yeah, I have the Lolita shade of, like, this Kat Von D lipstick.

[Enya Umanzor]

I'm trying to find the OG ones. And then the. The milk cosmetics, like, clear gel. Do you remember it? It was like a. Like a milk cosmetics, like gold or silver, like, tube, and you would twist it up and it was clear and it was just supposed to make you look shiny, dude.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't remember that, but, oh, milk makeup was one of the first. What's crazy is glossier milk makeup being the first, like, companies that were, like, really running the whole, like, your skin, but better clean makeup. Like, nothing. You don't need anything. It's also funny to have been like, the hydrating oil.

[Enya Umanzor]

I felt, like, so sick having that.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, Oh, I loved that. And they had the blue one, like, the cooling one. Oh, yeah, that was good.

[Enya Umanzor]

It's crucial. I was like, yeah, I wear makeup. I'm a boy and I wear makeup. And it's literally just hydrating oil. It's just a moisturizer.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah. I don't know. It was just like, I. I, like, I used to be really, like, annoyed when younger people were into the things I was into, but now I'm finally at the age where, like, it's like, very sweet to me. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, like my sibling, like, my little sister is 13 and I'm just like, fuck, dude. Like, that's literally the age where, like, I was trying to explain to her, like, like Lana, like, which maybe I shouldn't be, like, explaining Lana to my little sister, but she's, like, not really into that, like, Sada music. But she does know, like, two Lana songs because of TikTok, which that was like, blowing my mind because I was like, dude. Also, we're in an era where, like, I feel like you used to have to know, like, all of an album and, like, all of an artist, because it wasn't like you were hearing these really, like, obscure singles from people, if that makes sense. Not saying Lana has the most obscure music ever, but you weren't on an application and being played over and over again this, like, pretty obscure song to the general public. It's like, if you were into it, you were really into it because you found it through this and, like, you had to listen to the whole album and, like, figure out if you liked it or not. But now we're like, really in an era where a lot of younger people's music taste is so, like, sprawled out over the spectrum of genres because of Tick Tock, which is honestly, like, Spotify. Yeah. It's like Pretty interesting. Yeah. That's the other thing is, like, we didn't. Like. I always. We had, like, Spotify and things, but, like, Spotify didn't used to be so good at, like, recommending other artists. Like, it wasn't really, like, that wasn't the setup of it.

[Enya Umanzor]

And also, I remember it being pretty good at, like. Like, that's why I use Spotify. And like. Like, ninth grade was because it just helped me find new music. But I just started listening to music in, like, fucking ninth grade. Even then, I barely listened to music.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't remember how I would find all the artists I liked. I think it was literally just from being, like, within the communities of those people on the Internet and, like, finding out a new people. Like, if you were a Lana fan, you were obviously like, Marina, Sky, Florence. Like, all those people kind of just like, funneled into that.

[Enya Umanzor]

Okay. But everything literally is embarrassing.

[Drew Phillips]

Into my hole. Everything is very embarrassing. And like, Grimes, dude, have you seen.

[Enya Umanzor]

I was. I just re. Listened to. Almost said art Pop.

[Kai]

Art Angels.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, Art angels. I almost re. Listened to that, like. Or I did re Listen to that recently, and that hits.

[Kai]

It's so good.

[Enya Umanzor]

There are so bang.

[Kai]

I wish she would go back to that style of, like, album art, too. Like, the 2D stuff that she was drawing.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah.

[Kai]

So cool.

[Enya Umanzor]

But, yeah, I, like, have always been very much a person that didn't listen to the album. I don't give a. Like, give me the best, like, three hits. They're the three songs that I like the most, and I'll listen to those over and over again. So you get an album listen or whatever. But, like, I am not an album listener. There are a few albums that I will listen to all the way through, but it's, like, very rare.

[Drew Phillips]

I had never seen that.

[Enya Umanzor]

I haven't seen this.

[Drew Phillips]

And then I saw it on my timeline. I was like, oh, my God, is this new? This is insane. But it's.

[Enya Umanzor]

It's.

[Drew Phillips]

It's old. I. I just had never seen it, which is odd because I was, like, a fan of all those people. I'm gonna say something, and it's. It's gonna ruffle some feathers. Like, honestly. But, like, this is just me. Like, in my. In my, like, nostalgia core brain. True romance is Charlie XCX's best album, and you cannot. You cannot fight me on it. It is literally, like, her best work. Like, I love that album. Like, that album is so good. I still listen to it, and it's so good. But that's also probably me on My nostalgia core. And I'm just like, you know what? Let's take it back to the basics.

[Enya Umanzor]

I mean, Pop two has. Has to say hello.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, Pop two is amazing. But lest us not forget, let's just not forget true romance. Me, like, pushing my bangs down.

[Enya Umanzor]

Let's just not licking your fingers and jiggling, licking.

[Drew Phillips]

But, yeah, I miss I. But, yeah, I was talking to my little sister. I was like, I gave, like, my little sister and little brother, like, the whole spiel because, like, they're, like, 11 and 13. And I was, oh. And I was like, I know everyone will tell you this, like, who's older than you? But please trust I'm not trying to be, like, an old head and be annoying. And I'm not going to tell you what to do with your life, but please revel in the experience you are having right now. I was like, please. And then I was just like. I was like, I know you're. Both of your heads are set on, like, being adult and being able to go hang out with your friends when you want and being able to do what you want, being able to leave the house. But, like, there is something so nice about the solace you get to have from the ages of, like, 12 to 17 or 18, that, like, kind of independence that you have. You have such a strange independence because.

[Enya Umanzor]

It'S like, pseudo independence.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Because you're not genuinely independent, but you, like, have this isolation for yourself where you don't have to go see your friends. You can, like, take time for yourself to sit in your room and just fucking rot if you want. Or you can go outside if you want. Like, you can do all these things. And I was like, because when you get older, then you have to really, like, balance work and your friend life and your social life and, like, your family life and, like, all these things. And you have to actually tend to these things in a way that is, like, more. Maybe more difficult than you might imagine it. And I was like, please, just enjoy, like, the nothingness. Like, it was just, like, a Saturday, and, like, all the blinds in the house were shut, and it was like, like raining outside in Miami. And I was like, dude, what I would do to, like, be your age right now? Like, it's. It's like, the best thing ever. And I was just like, please, please hold on to it. And then I was, like, showing my sister. I was like, when I was your age, like, this was, like, an artist I was really obsessed with. And I was, like, showing her things, and she was like, yeah, I Know, like, a song from her and her. And I was showing her Florida kilos.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. Because I was like.

[Drew Phillips]

I was like, what's funny is, when I was your age, I heard this song, and I was like, this is so me. But, like, this song is talking about drugs. And that was like, not me.

[Enya Umanzor]

Not yet.

[Drew Phillips]

And we were just, like, laughing about it. And then I was like. Because in that song, Lana says, like, we should get high in Miami. People never die in Miami. And I remember, for me, like, as, like, a. When that album came out, I think I was 15, but, like, that meant so much to me because, like, to hear one of my favorite artists, like, mentioning Miami specifically, I was like. Like, did I just remember. Like, I have really vivid memories of, like, going to, like, my dad's friend's house. He had a really nice pool. And, like, I took, like, these, like, IG pictures at his pool. And I was listening to Florida Keyless, and I was like, yeah, I feel like Pablo Escobar right now. Like, I'm just, like, all my vibes, like, with drugs and stuff.

[Enya Umanzor]

And, like, I'm a fucking killer selling coke and drugs.

[Drew Phillips]

I was like, I'm literally the killer. Like, I am.

[Enya Umanzor]

You were. You had your killer arc.

[Drew Phillips]

And, yeah, I. I felt like Scarface. Yeah, get to the chopper. I've never finished that movie.

[Enya Umanzor]

That was a Terminator.

[Drew Phillips]

But, yeah. Last thing I'll say is, planes that don't have TV shouldn't be up in the air. They should not be up in the air. I should not be 30,000ft in the air on a mission that doesn't have tv.

[Enya Umanzor]

New infrastructure.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't trust old planes. Those shits were going down like flies. Like, I don't trust that. Why am I in this thing?

[Enya Umanzor]

Give me out. Let me out.

[Drew Phillips]

Why am I in here? Why am I staring at the back of a plastic seat right now? No, get me out.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, what are you. I've been thinking about that a lot recently because I'm watching shows that were, like, set in, like, the 80s and. And, like, literally, what did people do before the ice?

[Drew Phillips]

They sat and thought. Because I hung out with my grandma that can sit. She can't do. She can sit in silence. She does not look at her phone. She doesn't have, like, a phone.

[Enya Umanzor]

That's, like, the craziest vibe ever. And, like, you would think that that would make that generation, like, more stoic and, like, like, wiser and, like, know themselves better. But it probably fucked them up more than, like, we are now, like, all of anybody That I know from those eras that they grew up without iPhones, like when they were our age. Like, they're evil people, like, all of them. And I'm like, I don't know if it's better or worse to have an iPhone in your hand. I'm, like, not thinking those gnarly thoughts.

[Drew Phillips]

My grandma, I don't know, was shockingly, incredibly woke Slay. Like, I was genuinely shocked. She was saying things to me that I was like, I don't know why, I never expected that to come out of your mouth. But it's also saying she was just talking about being like, anti police. Yeah, but it makes sense because she lives in Honduras, which, if you, like, know anything about Honduras, the police system is really gnarly there, as it is in a lot of places. But it's. It's like super corrupt and like. But the people there are very aware of of it because it's like, super prevalent within those communities. She was like, this whole system is so fucked up, like, everywhere. But, like, in America, it's super apparent because, like, the gaps within how people live are just so fucked up. She was like, you shouldn't be watching on the news that, like, Ben Affleck and JLO are buying a $13 million house. And like, you're like, you can't keep the lights on and like, you can't, like, afford food for your children. She was like, seeing those kind of things in your face and then like, going to the store and seeing that everything is, like, going up in prices and like, just knowing that, like, the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. Like, it's like, not a good thing to be fed all the time. She was like, and now, like, with the Internet, it's like, at such a high rate. And she was like, it's just all fucked up. And that's, I think, why people are, like, making those, like, movements to being more like, inhumane because, like, they feel treated so inhumane. And I was like, hearing my grandma say that. I was like, girl, like, what? Like, okay, like, I don't know. It's like, for some reason hearing her, like, have those ideas was shocking just because she is like an older woman. She's like 72. Which also I have found out 72 is like, pretty young for my grandma or I don't know. But like, I feel like all my.

[Enya Umanzor]

Friends parents are like, my grandma's like, I think 82.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, my gammy is 72. I think she just turned 72. I found out her name and her Age. So that was a plus because I.

[Enya Umanzor]

Didn'T know my abuela's name, Abuelita.

[Drew Phillips]

But, yeah, she was just, like, saying a bunch of shit like that, and that was, like, weirdly shocking. And she really doesn't use her phone, which was, like, kind of making me anxious because I would hang out with her, and, like, we'd talk for hours, and then I'd be like, all right, I'm gonna play fortnite. And she would just watch me play fortnite. And. And I was like, do you want me to turn on the TV to something?

[Enya Umanzor]

Do you want to play?

[Drew Phillips]

And she was like, no, no, no. I'm, like, good to watch. And she would just sit there in silence. And then, like, if nothing was happening in the house and no one was talking to her, she was just sitting and thinking. I was like, dude, what could you be thinking about? Like, what could you be thinking about? You need to be looking at something.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, it's crazy.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, don't you understand? You need to be watching Tick tock right now. I do not understand that. And it made me really insecure to be on TikTok around her because I was like, oh, my God. Like, the self control this woman has where she can sit with her thoughts.

[Enya Umanzor]

Sometimes my pride takes over, and, like, if I'm at a dinner table with a bunch of people who are all on their phones, I'll, like, purposely not be on my phone, even though I'm, like, itching and craving it. I'll be like, yeah. I'm like. I'm like, not.

[Drew Phillips]

I do the same thing where I'm.

[Enya Umanzor]

Just like, y' all are just using your phone. Like, I don't need to do that. I can just, like, sit and, like, relish in my own thought. And then I just, like, spring up scary thoughts in my brain. Like, how the fuck? Like, like, what? Like, what are you supposed to do? Like, I don't get it. Like, when you have gnarly thoughts and, like, you don't have an iPhone, like, literally, what are you supposed to do?

[Drew Phillips]

I think read the paper.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, actually, like, eight hours.

[Drew Phillips]

That's, like, tapping in the media still. So there was still, like, media to tap into.

[Enya Umanzor]

It just wasn't like, also, I. In the shows that I'm watching, like, the people would go to, like, like, the movies, and it was, like, this big, like, event to, like, do and, like, go to the movies and, like, people, like, dressed up to go to the movies and shit. And now no one goes to the mo movies, period.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, no one now, like, movie theaters are struggling more than ever. I still love going to the movies.

[Enya Umanzor]

There's nothing better than going to a movie.

[Drew Phillips]

I love, like, going to a late.

[Enya Umanzor]

Showing of a movie, too. Like, I love going when it's light out and then coming out and it's dark, and I'm like, damn. I, like, wasted the whole day in there. Like, I can't. But, yeah, I love a. I love a good movie theater experience.

[Drew Phillips]

I was gonna say something, and I fully forgot, but maybe that's. Oh, in that show, when she went to go listen to music and she, like, plugged her fucking headphones into the vinyl player, I was like, oh, oh, me with my AirPods.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, why not just get AirPods Maxes? Like, why didn't they just invent AirPods?

[Drew Phillips]

I'm glad I convinced you to get yours because, like, you saw me with mine so many times, and you were like, I need those. But you couldn't afford. I got the blue ones, and Drew, like, couldn't afford the ones that, like, were, like, color. So, like, he had to get the white ones.

[Enya Umanzor]

That's. There's no price difference between them.

[Drew Phillips]

No, there is. It costs a little more to have, like, a cool color. So Drew. Drew did get the cheaper ones. He got the white one.

[Enya Umanzor]

Do they actually have a price difference?

[Drew Phillips]

No, they don't.

[Enya Umanzor]

I was like, dude, what the. No. Yeah, I got the silver ones because it matches all my devices.

[Kai]

Do you guys smell that?

[Drew Phillips]

Smell what?

[Kai]

It smells like something's burning. You don't smell that?

[Enya Umanzor]

That's your upper lip.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, it's literally your upper lip. You were giving head to a burnt piece of paper. So your upper lip.

[Enya Umanzor]

There's literally no smell.

[Kai]

Okay, you're having a. I'm having a stroke.

[Enya Umanzor]

Maybe, like, that's what that means. Yeah.

[Kai]

Smells like burnt hair.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, your hair is on fire.

[Enya Umanzor]

The children are burning.

[Drew Phillips]

Children. I really wanted to be, like, somebody who's really into horror movies in high school, so I tried to get myself to watch every Stephen King movie. And I started with Children of the Corn, probably one of the most boring movies I've ever seen. But I went to school the next day, and I was like, yeah, have you all seen Children?

[Enya Umanzor]

You were, like, in your letterbox era in high school. Yeah, I smell like our neighbor, like, cooking ramen.

[Kai]

Okay.

[Drew Phillips]

Kai's never smelled like a good home cooked meal.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

So he's scared.

[Kai]

Yes, I have.

[Enya Umanzor]

He hasn't smelled good. He hasn't smelled like, spiced food before because he's white, and white people don't do spices. They don't do spices. Like what? A good salt soup is good. Like water and salt warmed up. Like, that's good. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's good. No, Sometimes having no spice is nice. I'm sorry. I'll say it and I'll go to my grave saying it. It's okay sometimes.

[Drew Phillips]

Well, that's because I know what you're trying to say, though, because some, like.

[Enya Umanzor]

Chicken noodle soup with just no spice is lit sometimes.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I. I kind of get what you're saying. Because especially. I think especially if you're, like, sick or something, like.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, like a. Exactly.

[Drew Phillips]

Crazy flavor. But I had, like, a breakfast soup the other day, and it didn't have much spice in it. It just had, like a chili oil and, like, tiny scallions in it. But it was like rice. It was like rice, mushrooms. It wasn't like a spice soupy soup, but it was like. Like, rice and then like, some soup over. And it was so delicious, but it wasn't super flavorful. It was just, like, fresh and nice. So I get what you're saying.

[Enya Umanzor]

Fresh and so damn clean.

[Drew Phillips]

I went to go see Moulin Rouge.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, the play, and plays are boring.

[Drew Phillips]

I am the biggest cunt ever. Because it was like, it's a musical.

[Enya Umanzor]

A musical. I hate musicals. And I literally. I cannot do it. I hate music.

[Drew Phillips]

That's what I always say. But I did. I love Hairspray. Like, Hairspray is so.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, see, I cannot do musical movies. I can go to a musical, I think, and enjoy it, but in, like, La La Land. I like La La Land, but that's like Hairspray. No, no, no. We re watched Hairspray and I was like, mo, they should be acting, not singing. I don't get it. But, like, going. You know, what is that? I don't know. Going to the musical, like, and seeing it live is a different story.

[Drew Phillips]

Like, no, see, that to me, is worse because I'm like, oh, my God. Also, I didn't know, Like, I didn't know what Moulin Rouge was. Whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know, I know. It's, like, so historically great.

[Enya Umanzor]

Never heard of that.

[Drew Phillips]

Neither had I, but I guess it's like some. That's been around forever. So, like, it's like the Beatles.

[Enya Umanzor]

My ignorance. Like, am I ignorant for not.

[Drew Phillips]

It's just like, when something is that old, like, the hags will speak. Like, it's like the Beatles, like, because they are that old. Like, they will the Hags will come out the window.

[Enya Umanzor]

They'll come out of the cracks and have some shit to say.

[Drew Phillips]

But they were doing like renditions of like new songs. And that was one of the renditions.

[Enya Umanzor]

They were like rapping and.

[Drew Phillips]

But they weren't changing the lyrics. They were just like singing them and like they did like Katy Perry, like fireworks.

[Enya Umanzor]

What was it? What is it? Wicked. That raps.

[Drew Phillips]

No. Hamilton.

[Enya Umanzor]

Hamilton.

[Drew Phillips]

Hamilton.

[Enya Umanzor]

I really go uttering those words on this podcast. I can.

[Drew Phillips]

You know what it is? Okay. So I walked out and I was like, that was good. Like I didn't mind being there. But like, What? I spent $250 on a ticket ticket to see that ever again.

[Enya Umanzor]

250.

[Drew Phillips]

$250. Granted, it was Mother's Day weekend.

[Enya Umanzor]

Holy.

[Drew Phillips]

And we got the tickets the day before.

[Enya Umanzor]

Absolutely not. Buy it. Arcterics jacket. Oh wait, is that new?

[Drew Phillips]

I was going to ask Ary.

[Enya Umanzor]

Ary.

[Drew Phillips]

You got that from the outlet, right? That's like a really old colorway.

[Enya Umanzor]

Arye.

[Drew Phillips]

Did you get that for on sale at the outlet?

[Enya Umanzor]

No, I got it from rei.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, you got it on sale.

[Enya Umanzor]

You can't let me just enjoy anything. But literally it's true.

[Drew Phillips]

It's true.

[Enya Umanzor]

Just going to a musical, like. No, I just.

[Drew Phillips]

You know what it is?

[Enya Umanzor]

Wait, no, no. I'm like not even saying what I wanted to say. I want to go to a musical.

[Drew Phillips]

Have you been going?

[Enya Umanzor]

I need to go to Hamilton. I want to see Hamilton. So I can either know that like, because I know nothing about it. I know like literally, I'm not joking. 2% of the information about it. But going to. It may change my mind and I may be like, damn. Like people like this for there's. That's what I'm saying. People like this for a reason. People like imagine dragon. Imagine dragons for a reason. Like there's something to it. And I need to get into that mind frame and mindset to understand why. Because it's one of those things that I'm like low key hating it. Because it's like the most popular thing in the world right now. Like that and wicked. And I'm like. But I also just know I don't like musicals. And I'm like, maybe like, I just need to experience that and go. Because I loved Rocky Horror Picture Show. That is.

[Drew Phillips]

That's a certified classic. But you know what it is too.

[Enya Umanzor]

Is my dad was trying to come out of the closet when he showed that to me 300 times. He. My, my straight ass dad. That was like his Favorite movie. Like, literally his favorite movie growing up was Rocky or Picture. There's some. He sus. He's a sussy baka for that. He's. He's Sussiana Taylor. Ms. Tolar.

[Drew Phillips]

Shut. You know what I think it is too, is because you look at the communities who are fans of that stuff, and you don't see anyone who looks like you, around your age, who's into the other same things as you.

[Enya Umanzor]

Why you're not.

[Drew Phillips]

Shut up. You know what I mean? So you're not, like, you're not invested in the idea of looking into it. Because if you, like, saw who was fans of it and it was like friends of yours and peers of yours, you would be more intrigued. But because it's like Disney adults, you're like, oh, never mind. Like, never mind. Yeah, we should see it in August Hamilton.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I'm down.

[Drew Phillips]

We should maybe get our.

[Enya Umanzor]

There's also that. And then there's like the Mormon one.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, I want to see by the South Park. Yeah, I really want to see that. My friend was saying that that's apparently, like, really funny.

[Kai]

Wait, Book of Mormon.

[Drew Phillips]

My hair is so up right now.

[Kai]

That is actually like a very good.

[Drew Phillips]

I have to go fix my hair. I'm sorry.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, but. And just taking a hair break. Hair and makeup. What you don't see is the entire hair and makeup team behind the scenes doing Enya's makeup and hair. And I do my shit naturally.

[Kai]

It took them, what, three hours to do your. Your hair for the Halloween episode?

[Enya Umanzor]

No, I did my hair.

[Kai]

Oh, you did your hair for that?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. No, what was it? The. The one where I looked British, like a beetle.

[Kai]

Which one was it? Yeah, you had, like. You had it where it looked like your hair was just on backwards. It looked like a Lego hair piece when you, like, put it on the wrong way.

[Drew Phillips]

You mean when you had a wig on?

[Enya Umanzor]

You mean so clean, so fresh and so damn clean?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, it was like. The thing is, all of their voices were insane. And like, some of the actors, I just liked their characters. There was like, like four characters. Like, the two, like, sidekick friends. If you've seen it. The two, like, sidekick dudes. I can't remember their name. Like, the sidekicks to the Christian character and the, like, head of the house, like, oh, the head of the, like, burlesque, like, show place. They all ate, like, they ate regardless. Like, no matter what was happening, they were like, killing it. But I don't know, I think I'm just like, I. I have a lot of my own insecurities and like, the idea of me doing that is so embarrassing.

[Enya Umanzor]

So seeing someone else.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I'm like fully projecting cuz I'm like, that's so embarrassing. Like, you're literally. You were belting with your chest right now. Fireworks by Katy Perry. Let that sink in. Let that sink in. I feel like I'm watching American Idol right now.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, I like, kudos to them.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, God bless them.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, you being able to do that shit is crazy. Being opera trained from like 7 years old lit sauce, that's something I want to see as an opera Loki. But I just feel like I'd like, after three songs, I'd be like, let me out of here.

[Drew Phillips]

She wanted me to go see an opera with her and her friends, but I was busy the next day. But they were like. They were like, no, it's actually so beautiful. Like, I cry. I cry.

[Enya Umanzor]

There was something that I was. We were watching. Oh, the premiere me and Kai went to last night. Like, I was like. There were several points where I was like, can this be over? Like, could it be? Can end right now, please? And I want to move on with my life. But it was good. It was good.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Enya Umanzor]

I really enjoyed it. It's like a solid 6 out of 10. Could go up to a 7, maybe a 7.6, depending on how the season plays out. But it was like a. It was. It was really fun. I enjoyed it a lot.

[Drew Phillips]

I want to have sex with the whole cast of Breaking Bad.

[Enya Umanzor]

The whole period.

[Drew Phillips]

Everybody. Everybody.

[Enya Umanzor]

Everybody, everybody.

[Kai]

What about, like, the old grandpa? The really old one?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. He can give me kind of lingo.

[Drew Phillips]

Oh, yeah.

[Kai]

Really?

[Enya Umanzor]

Sure. He gets sloppy top. He takes out his dentures. I know he gives good top.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm going in.

[Kai]

What about the bird in the logo of El Pollo Hermano?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I'm bottoming for that bird.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, I'm going in.

[Kai]

You're gonna bottom the bird. All right.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah.

[Kai]

I was just fact checking to see if you guys were really.

[Drew Phillips]

I'm gonna guzzle that bird.

[Enya Umanzor]

Like, I'm going to, like, choke that chicken. Yep. Okay, well, this is the last thing I have to say before we move on to media, but do all moms think that they have cute babies? Like, I think every mom thinks they have a cute baby because.

[Drew Phillips]

No self aware. Some of them are like, damn, my thing is gross.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, my mom was not self aware because I was genuinely the ugliest baby. I looked like a fucking alien fetus, like, dropped from a meteor and hit the earth and was like, Bloody and disgusting and red and scarred. Like, I was disgusting. I was the most rancid looking baby I'd ever seen in my entire life. We'll insert a photo and my mom is convinced that we were cute. And, like, we were not cute. Madeline was ugly as fuck. She looked like a hairless rat. Like, it was gross. I was like 300 pounds heavier than her. And I was like, just like, my head was giant and it looked like if I stood up, I would, like, fall over because my head was so big. Like, that's one thing is I grew into my head and I still have a giant head. Like, my head was this side when I was at baby looking at myself.

[Drew Phillips]

This whole episode, and I'm like, damn, I got a big head.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I grew into this head, like, as a baby. Like, this was the size that my head was when I was a child. And then I grew into it. But, yeah, do all moms think they have cute babies? Because my mom was convinced. Is convinced, and my dad is honest. He was like, yeah, y' all were fucking gross. Y' all were ugly. Which, like, I respect the honesty because I was an ugly baby. But then, like, when I was like a toddler or something, we, like, grew into it.

[Drew Phillips]

I've seen, like, moms on Tick Tock show their babies, like, before and be like. Like, I cannot believe this turned into this. Because, like, my baby is cute now, but this was scary.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. I think just infants are disgusting in general. Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

They're, like, uncooked. They. They, like, need more time to, like. We gotta keep them things in there till they're like, one and a half.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I literally. I'm not joking. I text my sister this once every two months, like, asking for those pictures of us. And I. I just never.

[Drew Phillips]

You need to, like, see, say them somewhere. Freak. Okay, so I have a non binary anthem that I would like to share.

[Enya Umanzor]

Okay.

[Drew Phillips]

This is for my non binary listeners out there. This one's for you. Dedicated to you. This one's to all the Yosters. To all the. To Jester and all the Yosters.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Did you see one of Jester's last ID post? They captioned it like, this one's for the Yosters. The TikTok that, like, I don't think they made it. I think their friend made it. But, like, of them being, like, paparazzi. And then there was, like, the stadium footage of, like, the wave of hands going up, like, to celebrate, like, Jester just, like, dancing and, like, dude, that had me cracking up. They've done like, so much shit. And it's always, like, on their close friends. And in my head, I'm like, this needs to be public. But I get it. It's because Jester is living their, like, they're, like, mysterious fantasy. Like, who knows what Jester gets up to? And that's it for this episode. Unless Drew has anything else.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, nothing else. I just have drawing. Every day is lit and then bloody gums feel so good. There's, like, pains that feel good. Like. Like, and one of them is, like, flossing until your gums bleed. And, like, just, like, oh, yeah. Like, I just know the pain. There's, like, a little node that, like, you just, like, keep hitting, and it's, like, bleeding and, like, oh, I love that feeling. And getting up in between your molars. Like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna go floss after this. It's gonna be very sexual. And, yeah, just drawing every day is lit because, like, it's just lit.

[Drew Phillips]

It makes you better at it.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. I just been drawing every day because we're designing things for merch coming soon. And. And just. Nice.

[Drew Phillips]

How am I not supposed to squish my newborn baby's head?

[Enya Umanzor]

Just poke the soft spot.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah. Like, how am I, like. I, like, if I, like, I, like, have to squish it, so how am I not gonna do that? I don't think I will be able to. So my baby will pass immediately. And then I have. Oh, I have. I want my tombstone to be one big vibrator so people who visit me can just sit on it and have a good time. I don't want it to be a sad experience. I want it to be full of pleasures. Baby wipes feel like I shouldn't be wiping my lazy oh, my lady hole with it. Like, baby wipes are for, like, your butthole. Like, I don't feel like a baby wipe should graze my. Like, my member.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

And then this was. Okay. This is my hot take. I know. I've been silent on the subject, but how are abortion rights even in question? When Taco Bell recently started selling lattes as a country, I believe we need to regroup.

[Enya Umanzor]

Wait, they started saying latte?

[Drew Phillips]

They sell fucking Cinnabon flavored lattes. Cinnabon delight lattes.

[Enya Umanzor]

I know.

[Drew Phillips]

You know what's worse is I know this because a fucking freak on my timeline drank it.

[Enya Umanzor]

I know those taste good. Like, I know they taste good. Dude.

[Kai]

They probably taste so fucking good.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, they just like. Like, it's just pure processed bullshit. Like, I know. It's like, so delicious. I know. It doesn't even taste like coffee.

[Drew Phillips]

I just know that gives you a UTI immediately. Like you have that and immediately like your urinary retract is infected.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. Okay, let's move on to the memes. Okay, so this one is. He don't got a single song where he needs to be doing this. Like that's true.

[Drew Phillips]

Cracking up. Like, is that real?

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, it's real. It's very, very real.

[Drew Phillips]

It's so fucked up.

[Enya Umanzor]

Okay, the next one is getting away with this. The next one is I'm straight but Red apples be so good. I mean, yes, true. And then I have like. Oh, you know which one it is? I'm her. I'm literally her. Like I'm like literally her standing like bone chillingly still after getting no touching or what did she say? Keep your hands off of me.

[Drew Phillips]

I don't even know what she says.

[Enya Umanzor]

But yeah.

[Drew Phillips]

Did you see my comment? Did you see my comment?

[Enya Umanzor]

No. Oh yeah, you said like sourcing this meme or something. Where's my credit? But Kai, airdrop those to you. Okay, so now media for the week. Okay, I'll go first. So I've been listening to this album called Deltron 3030 over and over and over again and it's so good. And the songs Virus and Time Keeps Slipping are crazy. And I'm not sure this is probably not true, but I've been obsessed with Kid Koala for a long time now because he has like these songs like Nine Bit Blues and Two Bit Blues and shit, which are like literally classics to me. And I'm pretty sure he produced Deltron 3030, but I don't fully know. But Kid Koala has two songs off of one of his albums. Like one of his first albums or their first albums, Beijing Street Blues and Stomping at Le Savoy. And though those are my media, like those four songs like have been keeping me going for the past four weeks. And then I watched Sword Art Online the first season. It does not keep up to my brain what it like thought it was. It's. It's really fun and good, but it's just not what my 16 year old, like Virgin to Anime brain like, thought it was. It was like the first one of the first animes I watched. Then I watched Mob Psycho. That is probably my favorite anime of all time. Not. Not my favorite anime of all time, but it is up there like close to Hunter X Hunter. And like I've watched that the entire first season of Mob Psycho. The entire first Season of Sword Art Online. And then I watched, oh, this anime that Josh and Lucas put me on called the Ranking of Kings. And that is so good. It's about like this like, deaf prince who like, without spoiling anything, it's about a deaf prince that like, is like, is he gonna take over his father's kingdom or is he not? Like, and just like, it's so good. And it's like this little Boji is his name and he's like this little dinky boy. And it's very much like super sweet. It's so cute. It's so cute.

[Drew Phillips]

When you said the name, I was like, oh, action. You know what I realized? I'm like an action action girl.

[Enya Umanzor]

No, this one. This one, you would love it. It would make you cry your eyes out. It's so cute.

[Drew Phillips]

Dude, there's so many, like, animes I need to watch. You know what I need to re watch is Dead Man Wonderland.

[Enya Umanzor]

Have you seen that? I haven't. You showed me it a long time ago. I haven't watched it in a very. Is that the one where they're like, in prison?

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah. That was like one of the first animes I've ever watched. And like, I have been looking for it everywhere and it does.

[Drew Phillips]

I think it's on Netflix now.

[Enya Umanzor]

Oh, really?

[Drew Phillips]

Because I. I might be tripping, but I remember there wasn't enough funding to do like, season two. But I think there is a season two now because I think the, the manga kept going and then the like, show got cut. Will there be a season two? Unfortunately, there won't be any next season.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Drew Phillips]

Yeah, the company that was doing it went bankrupt.

[Enya Umanzor]

While I also watched Assassination, Assassination Classroom. Like, and it's just not as good as like, the others.

[Drew Phillips]

Big fan of it. I like the. I love the characters. All the characters look so cool. But yeah, that was an anime I tried to watch and I was like, I'm not really into this. I really want to watch. I'm gonna re watch Dead Man Wonderland. I haven't been watching any anime recently, but that's because I like, have so many, like, movies to catch up on since I just now came into the age where I can watch movies. So for my media of the week, we're all going to the World's Fair.

[Enya Umanzor]

It.

[Drew Phillips]

It's like a really good movie, but I think it just like, I think it didn't need to be that long. It's like, really good, but a lot of it is dragged out and I think maybe it had to do with like. Because don't movies have to be a certain length to get into like festivals and things? Like, they have to be like feature length films to be in a festival. So I think maybe that's why it was that long. Like I. I'm not sure why, but that's just like, I. I just feel like it was like too long. Like. Like it could have been. If it was shorter. It would be like one of the like my favorite movies ever. But the soundtrack for it is my other media. It's so good. It's by Alex G. And it like that album is so good. And it's honestly what made me like the movie even more was the soundtrack of it. I finally saw three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. Cried my ass off. Like, oh my God, that movie was so good. Like it should. It deserves like awards or something. Like, I know it came out a while ago, but like, I feel like we need to like it deserves like an Oscar or something. Like, I don't know. And then Desperate Living by John Waters. So funny. Pretty gnarly. But like just like good comedy. Like just really funny. And yeah, that is my media movie wise. I've been reading Milk Fed. I know I'm a piece of. I love that book. Whatever. Suck my balls. And then my music of the week, Shake back by Coda Black Kodak Black is such a good song. Couldn't love you more. John Martin, Seabird Innovations. And then that whole Alex G album is so good. Yeah, I need to go back to making playlists because I've just been listening to my likes and it's a nightmare.

[Enya Umanzor]

Yeah, I actively don't listen to Alex G. Really. Like, it's like Alex G, when I found out that he did Babylon with 100 point, never really broke my heart. I don't know why I can't. I don't. There's like a few. A few people. It's like Alex G and Cemetery. I like actively don't listen to.

[Drew Phillips]

Alex G. Has really good music.

[Enya Umanzor]

I know. And that's the thing is like, all of his music I really like, but I just. I don't know. There's something. Something about it. Something about it that like makes me just like.

[Kai]

Is it because it's like the male manipulator anthem?

[Enya Umanzor]

I don't know. Like, I just.

[Kai]

Because I really like Alex G. But there is a specific type of guy that lives in San Francisco.

[Enya Umanzor]

I think that might maybe be it. It's just like. But also, it's not that I just, I just like actively choose not to listen to him which like sucks because I do realize he has like really great songs because all of the songs that I like by him are like some of my favorite songs like ever but yeah and then cemetery I just.

[Drew Phillips]

Can'T do well you're gonna hear me playing Alex, you're in the house and you're gonna have to listen to it because it's so good. It's like the songs I was playing yesterday when I was showing y' all my airpods trying to convince you to get like a cooler pair because your white ones were like the cheaper like.

[Enya Umanzor]

Alternative I had them first and then.

[Drew Phillips]

Better than you didn't though. That's so weird you just decided to like be weird and chill them first. But I don't believe in like showing the things I buy cuz like I actually care about them I had them first. That's it for this episode live laugh love your weight and Sam.