scary stories 2

Summary

Emergency Intercom: Episode "Scary Stories 2" Summary

Release Date: January 12, 2024

Hosts: Enya Umanzor ("C") and Drew Phillips

---

Introduction

In the second installment of "Scary Stories," hosted by Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips, the duo delves deep into the world of scams, sharing both hilarious and harrowing personal anecdotes. The episode seamlessly blends comedy with real-life experiences, offering listeners a rich tapestry of stories that highlight human ingenuity and, occasionally, deceit.

---

Scam of the Year

Drew kicks off the episode by discussing what he considers the "Scam of the Year." He recounts a particularly ingenious scam involving a Twitter user named Elizabeth seeking an unvaccinated sperm donor. The scam leverages social media engagement and referral programs to accumulate significant financial gain.

Drew [03:23]: "She's probably made $20,000 off of referral 23andMe links. Just scamming, horny, nasty."

Enya adds her perspective on the absurdity and creativity behind such scams, emphasizing how seemingly innocent actions can be manipulated for deceitful purposes.

Enya [05:20]: "Which is so Vincent Gallo coded. It's actually insane."

---

Personal Stories of Scamming and Being Scammed

The conversation transitions into personal stories where both hosts share their experiences with scams—both perpetrating and falling victim to them.

Enya narrates her experience with a manipulative individual during a tour, detailing how she and her friends turned the tables on him after enduring persistent harassment.

Enya [19:10]: "He was sexually harassing everyone, every girl on the tour. So we all... we were like, dude, he's been doing that to all of us."

Drew humorously recounts his childhood scam, purchasing a call center in India at the tender age of seven to scam elderly individuals. This story highlights his long-standing knack for deceit, albeit in a lighthearted manner.

Drew [38:05]: "Since I've been seven years old, I've been scamming old people out of money through calls."

---

Modern Warfare 2 Scam Story

One of the standout stories features Drew's attempt to obtain modded lobbies in Modern Warfare 2. Eager to access unlocked features, he falls for an offer on eBay, leading to account theft and subsequent panic.

Drew [44:07]: "So I gave him my email and password, and then I'm just waiting for him to email me back. He doesn't."

The narrative culminates with Drew's parents intervening, showcasing a blend of teenage naivety and parental authority.

Drew [47:04]: "My mom logs into my brother's account, adds him, and gets on the mic and starts screaming at this kid."

---

General Discussion on Scams

Throughout the episode, Enya and Drew engage in a dynamic dialogue about the prevalence and evolution of scams in modern society. They explore various scamming techniques, from fake dating profiles to automated scripts that manipulate stock prices.

Enya [36:33]: "People are so smart, so devious and evil. Oh, my."

They also touch upon the psychological aspects of why people fall for scams and the ethical implications behind such deceitful tactics.

---

PsyOp Corner and Media Tidbits

In the latter part of the episode, the hosts introduce the "PsyOp Corner," a segment dedicated to bizarre and amusing media snippets. They discuss topics ranging from fictitious characters like "DD Mega Doo Doo" to humorous takes on popular culture figures.

Drew [58:33]: "And I was like, oh, my God. You were literally a child."

This segment serves as a lighthearted interlude, balancing the intensity of their scam stories with comedic relief.

---

Conclusion

"Scary Stories 2" wraps up with Enya and Drew reflecting on their shared experiences and the lessons learned from navigating the murky waters of scams. Their candid and comedic storytelling not only entertains but also serves as a cautionary tale for listeners.

Drew [62:05]: "And pucker those buttholes. Make daddy proud."

The episode concludes on a humorous note, leaving listeners both amused and thoughtful about the complexities of human interactions in the digital age.

---

Notable Quotes:

• Drew [03:23]: "She's probably made $20,000 off of referral 23andMe links. Just scamming, horny, nasty."
• Enya [05:20]: "Which is so Vincent Gallo coded. It's actually insane."
• Drew [38:05]: "Since I've been seven years old, I've been scamming old people out of money through calls."
• Drew [45:58]: "Yeah, I know. But I was like, I don't know. I was old enough to know not to do that, but I did it anyway."
• Drew [62:05]: "And pucker those buttholes. Make daddy proud."

---

This episode of "Emergency Intercom" offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful commentary on the nature of scams, making it a captivating listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Ryan Seacrest]

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway now through June 24th. Score hot summer savings and earn four times the points. Look for in store tags on Items like Pepsi 2 liter bottles, poppy prebiotic sodas, all laundry detergent and Kinder's seasoning blend. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in store or online for easy drive up and go pickup or delivery subject to availability restrictions. Visit Albertsons or Safeway.com for more details.

[Drew]

Our Are you still quoting 30 year old movies?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Have you said cool beans in the past 90 days? Do you think Discover isn't widely accepted? If this sounds like you, you're stuck in the past. Discover is accepted at 99% of places that take credit cards nationwide and every time you make a purchase with your card, you automatically earn cash back. Welcome to the now it pays to Discover. Learn [e-mail] credit card based on the February 2024 Nielsen report at Designer Shoe Warehouse, we believe that shoes are an important part of, well, everything.

[C]

From first steps to first dates, from all nighters to all time personal bests.

[Ryan Seacrest]

From building pillow forts to building a.

[C]

Life for all the big and small moments that make up your whole world. DSW is there and we've got just the shoes. But find a shoe for every you from brands you love at brag worthy prices at your DSW store or dsw.com welcome back to Emergency Intercom.

[Drew]

This is the last episode.

[C]

This is the last time you will ever see us. We came back into this kitchen and we decided. I actually don't know if people realize this is the corner of our kitchen.

[Drew]

No, we've said that like a thousand times.

[C]

I said that to someone recently and they were like, you do that in your kitchen? And I was like, yes, that's in our kitchen. Like, which actually I'm just going to take it as like, oh my God.

[Drew]

Wow.

[C]

Like, I would have never imagined something with such high production quality can happen in a kitchen. But you put a woman in the kitchen and you'll be amazed by what can happen.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I've been saying that. No, I've literally, we need to put.

[C]

Them back in the. We need to go back to doing like, what is it? Home, Ed. Like home, whatever.

[Drew]

I took a home class in high school.

[C]

Yeah, we need to go back to doing that. But only girls join that. And then the boys have to go run laps.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[C]

And pick up wood.

[Drew]

Yeah. Okay, so I want to start this with the scam of the year. Like, it for real is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in my entire life. Like, one of the most genius scams I've ever seen. Also, I saw a TikTok that someone made, and it was that audio of, like.

[C]

Yeah, the Adriana linker song of, like, you turn me outside.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly. And it was like, in. Yeah. Or if they don't. This is me listening to the podcast in 2050. If they don't stop vaping, or since they never actually stop vaping or something like. Like that. And I was like, damn, that's so real. Except I'm not vaping, so suck my balls.

[C]

Except also, like, I will simply get surgery. Like, I will simply have Vocaloid surgery, and then I'll just have tubes at the end of my fingers that I can, like, hold, and then I'll sound like those old videos in the 80s.

[Drew]

People performing remembered this. When I saw that commercial, the girl like, yeah, talking through the voice box on tv, I was so deranged and, like, you wanted up that. I wanted one of those. Like, I really, like, I wanted, like, the hole in my throat and everything.

[C]

That's what I love about you, though, is you take a childhood dream and you make sure it happens because you're getting there.

[Drew]

Exactly. And all these haters saying, oh, stop vaping, stop vaping. Like, no, I want a Vocaloid box or whatever the fuck they're called.

[C]

Yeah, you chase your dreams. I'm just gonna get a synthesizer attached to it. Like, I would just mod it the fuck out and everybody would be jealous.

[Drew]

Yeah. Modular.

[C]

It'd be like the Hue app for. For your lights. Except it's for my phone and I can open GarageBand and start tweaking with.

[Drew]

My voice the way that. That is probably going to be a thing in our lifetime when we can.

[C]

We're going to see Ariana Grande when she's 90 years old on stage doing that.

[Drew]

Yeah, exactly. They're going to come. We're going to combine with, like, machine, and you're going to be able to do, like, all the TikTok voice filters, but inside of your phone. Okay. Scam of the year. I think they're a troll. I can't tell, but, like, whatever. I went to her Twitter page to screenshot these posts. I mean, it's truly amazing. Like, I have never seen anything like this in my life. And I don't think we'll ever see anything like this for a very, very long time. So this is the tweet. So it starts off by saying. Hello, Twitter peeps. My friend Elizabeth is looking for an unvaxed sperm donor. Her requirements are blue eyes, 510 or 511 or taller. STD free. Must be natural insemination and will not do IV DM me. Which is.

[C]

Which is so Vincent Gallo coded. It's actually insane.

[Drew]

Is so insane. And then she goes on to post. My next post tomorrow will be no makeup photos of Lizzie with her age, sexual pass, vaccination status, approximate location and price to inseminate her. I will take 10 of the matchmaking fee to qualify.

[C]

The broker for my girl getting.

[Drew]

Getting bones literally to qualify. To qualify, you will need to send her the investment price up front. Have two referrals coming from your unvaxed status. Send a clean STD test, send a close up photo of your eye color and pictures of your upper body. Marital status can be married, but wife must be okay with it. So that's already like the most insane thing you've ever heard, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[Drew]

So she goes on to post again. Hello again, Twitter peeps. Here are her details. And she posts three pictures of this like very beautiful woman, Germish, German, Swedish ancestry, body count, two people celibate for the two past two years, 23 years old, unvaxed, meat focused diet, blah blah, blah, blah blah. And then she will have the support system of her younger brother and grandmother. When this baby is born.

[C]

Which she's only 23. How old is her younger brother? Like 20. Like I wouldn't be. That doesn't sound like a trustworthy like trio. Like the oldest person in your family, your grandma.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[C]

You're the youngest person in your family, your little brother and then you, who's only 23.

[Drew]

It's. It's insane.

[C]

Can I see the picture of the woman?

[Drew]

They deleted it off of Twitter.

[C]

I wanted to see if I should apply.

[Drew]

I can find Twitter. She's pretty beautiful. Okay. But I'll find her. Then she posts this long post saying like she is not looking for a husband or boyfriend. She will remain celibate. After this. Your schedule must be free to accommodate her ovulation cycle. She will give you as much notice as possible. She has decided not to go through with the upfront fee, so don't worry about that. So the upfront fee that they were talking about is gone. She is asking that you remain in touch for the future. For. For re inseminations as she's looking to have three children over the next five years. As you can see, she's incredibly beautiful, intelligent and has a very Nice childbearing body. Your offspring. Offspring will be raised extremely well.

[C]

Okay, wait. As you can see, she's intelligent. Like, we don't know that, though.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She is asking. Oh, so this is. This is where it gets interesting. She says, please. Oh, my God, why can't I speak today? I've, like, literally stumbled over everybody just reading, and. You can't read. I know.

[C]

Literally, it's so that you can't speak. You can't read.

[Drew]

Okay. So then she says, please, DM me your application. I will be in touch with further.

[C]

It's okay.

[Drew]

With further details if she seems or deems you qualified. Thank you. Oh, you can kind of see her in this picture.

[C]

Oh, yeah, she's cute.

[Drew]

Yeah. So she goes to her DMs, this girl, the original poster, and she opens them to find thousands, I mean, literally thousands of messages from dudes who, like, meet her specific qualifications that are literally, like, begging to have sex with this woman and saying, yeah, my wife's okay with it. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, I want to have sex with her. Like, let me have my child with her. She's beautiful. I'm beautiful. Beautiful. Let's make beautiful babies. Like, whatever. So she goes through the DMS and then sends them all. She says, oh, by the way, like, I want. She wants you to take a 23andMe DNA test. So she sends them a link to sign up for 23andMe. And probably a thousand people respond, and they're like, oh, like, I signed up. I took the test. Here's my DNA results. I fit her qualifications. Well, people did some digging, and 23andMe has a referral program that she gets $20 every single person that signs up to do 23andMe with her referral code. So this girl probably made $20,000 off of referral 23andMe links. Just scamming, horny, nasty.

[C]

That's why she said the intelligent thing. She was literally just talking about herself.

[Drew]

No, literally. Literally. Is that not the most incredible.

[D]

Crazy scam?

[Drew]

Yeah, and it's like. Like, I. We won't. We won't see something like that in a very long time. And then that just made me think about, like, so much and how, like, there are so many scams happening right now that, like, we're not even, like, understanding that or something.

[C]

There's a crazy one I saw somebody talking about. But before I say that, that's what I'm saying is, like, you leave a woman in the kitchen, you'll be amazed what she comes up With. Because she later came out and said that she was in the kitchen cooking, and then she had that idea.

[Drew]

No, she didn't.

[C]

She did. She did. She got on her IG story, and then she also sent me a hello Fresh link, because she was like, I'm cooking this. And then I came up with this idea. You should Sign up for HelloFresh, and then you'll be amazed.

[Drew]

You're being scammed. You're being. You just.

[C]

No, I signed up. I have 1800 meals for this year.

[Drew]

So you gave her, like, what is 1800 times $20? Like, $40,000.

[C]

Well, I'm gonna be eating good, so that's a positive outcome of it.

[Drew]

I don't know. I don't know. But the. The one caveat to her scam, which I don't know if she didn't read the fine print or not, but I was looking through, and in the fine print, it says that it's $20. Amazon gift cards. But, like, you can get a lot of shit with $20am yeah.

[C]

You can literally, like, supply your whole house with new furniture.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[C]

Also, Amazon has everything now. Like, you can literally live a very. She could literally get an iPad off of there. Get a few iPads, sell them.

[Drew]

Yeah. And, you know, your money. You know what's hilarious is after going through a Twitter, I realized after she scammed all these dudes, she kept the scam and the lie and the fraud up and was like, all right, we found our bull. And, like, like, posted this man and her together, and it's obviously, like, fake photos of this girl that she just screenshotted off of somebody's Instagram account. And, like, it's her with her boyfriend or something. And. Yeah, it's. It was.

[C]

It's also so funny, because what are you going to do? Go to small claims court and explain that to a judge? Like, okay, so this might sound crazy, but my. My wife agreed that I could have sex with this really young, like, gorgeous girl.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[C]

But she stole $30 from me also.

[Drew]

Like.

[C]

Like, the judge would be like, okay, like, why are you here?

[D]

I used to run a scam in high school where we would scam Starbucks.

[Drew]

Oh. Yeah, we.

[D]

So basically, we would go in, we would order something.

[Drew]

Oh, and then just steal it off the table.

[D]

Well, you'd wait, and then they would put it out. They would say the name, and then your friend would come and take it. And then you would go up and be like, someone stole my drink. And they'd be like, oh, we're sorry. Here's A gift card and we'll make you another drink.

[Drew]

Damn. Damn, that's a lit ass scam. I was going to ask if y' all had any scams growing up, cuz I tried a few, but, like, nothing really stuck.

[C]

I had a scam, but where you're just going to have to bleep my mouth. And like, actually it wasn't. It wasn't a. Or oh wait, actually I do have a really good scam, but it was when we were on tour. There was somebody who will not be named who was literally sexually harassing the fuck out of me. Also, fun fact, this same person, I became friends with them because I might have said this story already, but tell it anyways. The same person I met when I was really young online because they were a Harry Styles fan. It was this like, cute guy. And obviously we all assumed he was gay because he would literally be online being like, I want to fudge chug Harry Styles. Like, so we were like, okay, like.

[Drew]

You'Re one of the. He thought he was scamming. That's the thing.

[C]

Yeah, he thought he was scamming and we were like, pro. You're one of the girls. No, but he did scam the fuck out of me, but I scammed him back later on anyway.

[Drew]

No, tell them how. Tell them how.

[C]

I have to start at the beginning because I think I told you this, but, like, I don't remember, but this part's just funny because, like, I didn't realize this until he started sexually harassing me. But me and him became pretty close. We were like tight friends. I. I thought he was gay. The way we interacted was so, like, I'd be like, blah, blah, blah. And he'd be like, yes, purse. I'm like, okay, yeah, like, whatever. Never talked about girls. Never flirted with me. It was very platonic. I was like, okay, this is a safe space. I thought I just had like a gay homie online. And then at the same time, like, while we're friends, there was this guy who had a really big crush on, and me and him were being like nasty fucking teenagers online. And I was like, I think I'm going to send him a nude. But, like, I'm scared to have never sent a nude. And this kid, literally, we'll just call him fucking Xavier. This kid Xavier literally was like, oh.

[Drew]

Like, where the fuck did you pull? That's like the most like, why not John Doe?

[C]

Okay, we'll call him fucking John. Okay. I only said Xavier because the first day I thought of. We know Somebody with that name. And then I was like, I'm not going to say that name.

[Drew]

Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense.

[C]

And it was the closest one in the Alphabet, so. So John, I. He was like, oh, just like, send me the nude first, and I'll tell you if it's, like, good enough to send to him. So I sent this kid a picture of my fucking boobs. At the age of, like, I was, like, 15, I sent him a picture of my boobs, and he was like, omg. Like, you look so fucking hot, girl.

[Drew]

You're eating boobs, Queenie Bee.

[C]

He kept it up to. He was like, girl, you look so fucking good. Like, oh, my God, you're serving boots. Like, whatever. And I'm like, oh, my God. Okay, fine. And like, whatever. So that passed. Time goes on. I joined this tour. John is on the tour. And at first I'm like, oh, my God, that's so fun. I get to meet my, like, longtime mutual. Who I'm friends with. He starts getting, like, really flirtatious when he finds out I'm getting on the tour. And I was like, whoa. And then I hadn't been on his Twitter for a long time because we kind of, like, separated by that time because I joined the tour when I was, like, 16, 17. So, like, a year had passed, and I go on his Twitter and he has a girlfriend, and I'm like, oh, oh, my God. And I start connecting the dots. Like, oh, my God. This motherfucker got nudes out of me. And I fully thought he was gay. So time goes on tour. I somehow never really see him while we're on tour because he was a fudgeing freak.

[Drew]

He was so isolated and weird.

[C]

He was such a freak. He was such a pervert. And, like, not in a lit way. He was a fudgeing perv.

[Drew]

Like, like, there are lip pervs. Like, your pervy uncle, like, can be kind of lit sometime. I'm kidding.

[C]

But he like, hello. Are you okay?

[Drew]

No.

[C]

You're hiding. So I. I somehow avoid him, but he keeps sending me, like, very sexual messages. Like, the whole time I'm on tour, I'm ignoring them because I'm also like, you have a girlfriend. Like, you are so weird. I'm not getting involved in this.

[Drew]

Also, you scammed or he scammed you.

[C]

For news, which I never confronted him about. But whatever. I was just like, I'll let bygones be bygones. I'll take my L to, like. I'll take it to the chin. Like, whatever.

[Drew]

Was he pretty?

[C]

To you at the time when I was younger, yes. But by this time I was like, girl like you, like, literally twink that.

[Drew]

I want to see what he looks like right now. Because I know he aged horribly because he was also like one of those, like, I'm not going to give any details into who he is, but just know he was like an emo scene team.

[C]

Yeah. So, like, that was like. But I. I actually thought he was cute, but I was never attracted to him because I was also just like, in my head, I had it so solidified that he didn't like women. So, like, there was no room for my brain to even go there.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[C]

But I'm walking down the hall one day, he opens the door. Also, mind you, he can't. Every weekend he'd be like, come to my room, Come to my room. Come to my room. Like on Snapchat. I'm like, leave me the alone. One day he somehow catches me walking down the hallway to my hotel room. And he comes out and he's like, you want to come inside? I'm like, no. And he's like, why don't you just come in? It's just me in here. And I'm like, that's why I'm not.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Going in. And then literally turned and kept walking. He proceeded.

[Drew]

He's evil and stalking you. He was stalking you.

[C]

I proceed to go hang out with our other friends and he starts, like, Snapchatting me. And I explained to the friends of ours what was happening at the time, and they were like, okay, start replying to him and we're going to take pictures. So I would reply and be like, what do you want? He started asking me, mind you, we are all fucking minors. He starts literally trying to solicit sex for money from me. He's like, if you come into my room and give me head, I will give you $150 also, no offense. Okay?

[Drew]

You're worth more than that, girl. Don't let that affect you.

[C]

Me having never given head, like, before my life, low key. Like, at face value, that is what it would cost. But I was like, what the fuck? We're taking pictures of it. And then I was like, I remember I sent him a picture of my id, and I was like, let me know if this matches your girlfriend's id, because I think you might be messaging the wrong account. And, like, we're just trolling him back and forth and then he won't stop. And I was like, hey, just want to let you know I have pictures of all of this. And if you don't just send me 150, I'm going to fucking post it on Twitter. And then he freaked the fuck out and sent me money. And then our other homegirls on tour did the same scam because word got around and we all were like, dude, he's been doing that to all of us. So he was sexually harassing everyone, every girl on the tour. And everybody, like one of our homegirls, literally without our knowledge, was doing the same thing to him that night and.

[Drew]

Sent him pictures of other nude girls.

[C]

Yeah, like.

[Drew]

Like she googled up hot nude girl and send it to him. And he sent her like 200 over.

[C]

Like he believed it was her. Mind you. Like, she sent like a tatted up girl too. And like, this girl did not have tattoos. But yeah, that's probably my best scam.

[Drew]

Is I finesse of a life.

[C]

I got 150. And then our home.

[Drew]

We should.

[C]

We should literally still went and posted all of it. Because he was like, no, literally, he doesn't get. He not only deserves to reap the financial consequence of that, but he. I just found out he was harassing all of y' all. No, he's not getting away with it. And he tweeted and then the fucking manager from the tour actually pulled me aside and started to yell at me and was like, I can't believe you did that to him. Like, why wouldn't you just say something to me? And I was like, do you see how you're reacting to this right now?

[Drew]

Well, he. Art. That manager was literally the worst person.

[C]

Yeah, he was literally a partner. So he was like, why are you throwing my boy under the bus? Like, can we live?

[Drew]

I. There are so many stories, so many evil, wicked things that happened that like, I. He's sued people before, so I can't talk about it, but like, dude, like, creepy. I'll just say one thing that happened to me with him, but I know this one I like, was, I turned 17 on the tour. Like, and I was away on tour when I was 17 years old and he got me a gift. And I was like, oh, that's like really sweet. Like, thank you for the gift. Do you know what he got me? He got me boxer briefs. Calvin Klein boxer briefs. Which, like, is it inherently weird? But don't get a 17 year old fucking underwear for his birthday when you.

[C]

Have the weirdest relationships with other young people on tour.

[Drew]

Like, he would also be like, oh, he's like, Drew, you're like the sassy one. Like, you're so sassy, and, like, you're so quick at the mouth and you're sassy. Like, I just love your sassy nature, which is him hate criming me, literally.

[C]

He was like, you're just so, like, crazy and, like, weird.

[Drew]

You're creepy. You're weird and not normal. And then one time I got into his car, and actually, we were both.

[C]

In the car when this happened. I think. No, I wasn't.

[Drew]

I was. He was taking me to the airport, and I got into the car, and you know how, like, on some cars, like, your phone automatically connects to Bluetooth? Well, he was sitting in the driver's seat, and then he was like, oh, I have to go check out Yalls rooms. Because we stayed back an extra day. And he went and checked out of our. Or checked us out of our rooms because we were not old enough to do it. And he left the car, and his phone was still connected to Bluetooth. And then I look at the screen on the car, and on the screen, it's like, the nastiest, grossest porn title I've ever seen. Like, and it's like, X videos. Like, I don't even want to say the title, but it was like, naughty, naughty, nasty, gross. And I was screaming, laughing.

[C]

I thought you were gonna say the Dropbox story.

[Drew]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Because the Dropbox story goes so incriminating, Crazy. Also the fact that, like, we allegedly allegedly.

[Drew]

Everything I've said is allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. None of this actually happened. I'm making all of this up. This is all allegedly nothing.

[C]

Writing this for, like, a really funny skit story. We're just hoping somebody will just make skits out of these jokes.

[Drew]

Yeah. So the Dropbox story is I had, like, a brand deal. I don't even know how the. How old I was. I was probably 16 or 17. It was near the end of the tour. Maybe. Maybe I was 18. I don't know. But I.

[C]

No matter what age you are, the HR violation. Yeah, that ensued.

[Drew]

And I think it was on purpose. The older I get, the more I'm.

[C]

Like, you don't do that and not know that that's on there. Also, like, okay, just keep going because it's so funny.

[Drew]

So I had to, like, do a brand deal. It was, like, my first brand deal, and I had no idea, like, what the fuck I was doing. And, like, I needed to, like, upload the footage to my email, but the video file was too big. So, like, I text my manager, and I was like, hey, I need to, like, I Need to know how to upload a video. I had, like, no money at the time, so I couldn't get my own Dropbox. And like, File Share or whatever that website is wasn't working. So he was like, oh, we just use my Dropbox. So, like, I'm like, oh, cool. So I'm like, trying to figure out how to use Dropbox and, like, I don't know what the I'm doing. So I'm like, like uploading the video. And then like, I noticed that there are files on there. And like, I'm a snooper. Like, I snoop. Like, don't give me anything.

[C]

Any person would have done this.

[Drew]

Like, don't give me anything with personal information on it because, like, I will find out what pills you're taking and know if I can get high on them. Like, I will find out your tax history if it's in a drawer in your house. Like, don't let me in your house because I'm a snooper. Especially don't let me in your Dropbox if you got this on there. So I like, am going through the Dropbox and like, there's just a bunch of inconspicuous, like, how much he's paying people. Like, whatever. Like his, like, payouts for other people. And I'm like, oh, this is fun. Like, this is fun seeing how much we're all getting paid.

[C]

Also, it was crazy because that was like the beginning of the end, because pay discrepancy.

[Drew]

Also.

[C]

Also to like, clarify for anybody who doesn't know, we were on this tour, like a social media tour, right at the beginning of like, that era of.

[Drew]

That style or C List magcon. Yeah, like, that's what it was.

[C]

So it was like that era, like, I think this era too, the magcon, like, series had come out and that was kind of the start of it. That, like, when Cameron. Not Cameron Dallas, the other, the really gross one, the like, Taylor something like the one who sucks. He was like, where's my per diem? And we were all like, wait, let.

[Drew]

Me Google what per diem?

[C]

And then we found out because we weren't being paid. Like, some people were being paid on tour, which we had no idea about until this.

[Drew]

Yeah.

[C]

But, like, none of us were being paid and we were all like, oh, this is just for, like, so we can see our friends and like, actually explore the world in a very small way. Because he'd be like, we're going to la. But we're like in torrent, stuck in a hotel with, like, no Ubers.

[Drew]

Like, Landlocked, and we didn't have money for Uber. And, like, there was no pool for money.

[C]

And he'd be like, no.

[Drew]

Yeah, but that was another big scam.

[C]

Well, that's what we're talking about. And we weren't being paid. And then you found all that out.

[Drew]

Yeah, Like, I want to see, like, more shit. Like, there must be good shit in here. And then I stumble upon a folder that was one of the most horrifying things in my life. And I'm not going to speak about that because, like, that's not chill.

[C]

But then I know that's. I was going to say. I was gonna say, you can't mention one of the things because it was so fudgeing weird. And, like, literally, I hope this person has sued this person. Yeah, whatever.

[Drew]

But then I scroll a little more, and I, like, find another folder, and in the folder are a bunch of nudes. And I'm like, oh, like, this is interesting. Like, what is this all about? And, like, I look and I see a. Just a lot of wicked, weird shit. And, like, I've never shut my laptop faster. And I wish I downloaded all that shit to my computer if I knew how to. I would have. But, like, oh, yeah, I.

[C]

And that was like, when Drew. When we all saw Drew the next stop, he was like, y' all need to see this. And we all, like, gathered around the computer, like, all those, like, little kids just, like, looking and being like, what? And at this point, we all fucking hated him because you told us about the money thing. And we were like, oh, word. Like, now we know how much money he's making us or how much money he's making. He's never paid us. Then we started finding out that, like.

[D]

He had never paid you guys.

[C]

We never got paid for a single show.

[Drew]

Got paid.

[C]

And the way he would, like, back it up, like, morally, is that he was like. He would always. One time, he literally tweeted a bunch of screenshots of him paypaling me for brand deals, which I never saw the contracts of. Like, that's the craziest part. We never saw contracts. We never saw anything. He'd be like, oh, this company wants to give you, like, a thousand dollars for this. Or, like, this company. Like, I think the biggest one was, like, One of my YouTube was, like, @ its height, they were like, oh, this company wants to give you $5,000. I was literally a senior in high school, and I was like, holy. I'm gonna literally get my parents. I'm rich. I'm rich. And then as I got older, I thought about it. I was like, at that time, my videos were getting a million views each. And then I was like, oh, my God, I never saw the contract. So he would just pick and choose amounts. And, like, he would, like, we got maybe each, like, four brand deals from him over the, like, four years of working from him. And one of.

[Drew]

One of the brand deals I got was a song pop brand deal. And there are people still playing against my bot AI song pops, like, account. And they're like, post it and be like, oh, my gosh, Drew, like, you're doing so good. And they probably think we're like, best friends forever. But, like, no, it's not me. Like, they made a AI bot. That was me on song pop too.

[C]

But yeah, he would, like, that was his way of, like, anytime we would be like, hey, you're not paying us. He'd be like, are you not happy? And we'd be like, I'm, like, happy, but, like, and not really.

[Drew]

He was like, well, we can just stop the tour now if you want to be paid because, like, and you'll never see your friends again. And he would, like, hold our. Our, like, friends.

[C]

He literally texted us that once. Like, I in the big group chat was like, I don't think I can keep doing this. Because we found out some people were getting paid and the amounts they were getting paid was fucking insane. So we were like.

[Drew]

So we were selling more tickets than everybody. Me and Inya, we had, like a ticket pass together. And near the end of the tour, we were selling like, a ton of tickets and we were seeing no money. And the only way we got paid was through merch sales at the show.

[C]

Even that he would be like, oh, my God, guys, you sold 300 hoodies. Congrats, here's $50. And we'd be like, oh, my God, Yay. And then as we got older, we were like, wait a second. Each hoodie is like $50. Why did we only get $50? But yeah, we had friends on tour who literally, like, had crazy merch sales and saw nothing of it. Like, we all were ending up leaving the tour because we started to realize how much money he was making. Because when we were kids and we first joined it, like, I don't even think I ever looked at the ticket, like, how much tickets costed, because I was just like, oh, this is a fun thing to see my friends and I get to meet followers. Like, I never thought that would be, like, a thing I get to do. And then as time Went on. And as we got older, we were like, wait a second, these tickets are like, incredibly expensive.

[Drew]

Yeah, like thousand dollar ticket packages. Like, crazy.

[C]

Also, like, he would work us to the fucking bone because we would land on a Friday after school. So we would. I would leave school, go straight to the airport, land, have to get to the airport, get an Uber on my own dime. Like, it was crazy. Like, I would have to get myself an Uber. Also, he would put us on spirit flights all the time.

[Drew]

And his nasty, stinky, decrepit, gross, rotten, disgusting, evil dog would sit first class with him on the plane.

[C]

Yeah, he would get himself and he.

[Drew]

Put us in the back on spirit where my iPhone couldn't even fucking sit on the table. And my ass would literally fall off on these goddamn flights because I'm sitting on fucking cardboard and next to like, oh, my God. Oh my God, I'm getting angry again, dude. It's crazy. Also, he held us hostage with drugs. Like, he would literally, like, get us high. And then, like, we would be like, oh, if we go away, we get high. Like, it was, it was, it was.

[C]

Like, literally, if I go away, I can have like any substance.

[Drew]

Painkillers, like, painkillers, muscle relaxers, weed. Like, it was alcohol.

[C]

Like everything you wanted as a child, like you could have. Because this fucking crazy man. Also, he would put us on like, the craziest. Like, I just went to Atlanta for the first time, like, actually leaving the airport. I have been in the Atlanta airport 8 million times. Because not only would he put us on spirit flights, but we'd be going to, like, New York. And he would be like, okay, here's like a double stop flight from Miami to New York. That's only a three hour flight. And it would become like a five hour excursion. We would land and then have to do a meet and greet, like, through the night. And then we would get fudged up and wake up, like, shaking hungover because he fed us alcohol and drugs. Full blown withdrawals, withdrawals, and meet like 400 people. And then he'd be like, all right, now go home.

[Drew]

Like, we would have. It was. It was so crazy. And meanwhile, while all of this was going on, my mom, like, was very concerned about it all. She was like, dude, like, I don't know about this. Like, I want you to be able to do your thing and like, like, like be happy, but, like, something feels wrong about this. And, like, so she would be talking to this guy, the manager of it all, and he would just be blatantly lying to my mom. About everything. And like, I don't know, it was just such a, like such a bizarre experience. And like, I wouldn't trade it for the world. Literally. I'm not even kidding. Like at the end of it all, like it was lit. Like we were up. Like we. I. I don't know, it was, it was super sick. That's like the one thing is I.

[C]

Met like, like all of my. Literally, you, Christian and Orion, I all met through that. And you guys are like some of my main like long time friends.

[Drew]

Do you remember the first time we hung out? Like, that was so sweet. That was so sweet.

[C]

It was awesome. And there's a picture to commemorate it.

[Drew]

Yeah, we're.

[C]

Yeah, but yeah, it was so crazy. And then like towards the end I just started becoming like subordinate as like I became literally a monster to him because I was so pissed. And one time in front of everybody, like nearing the end because he was like refusing to pay us.

[Drew]

He was so greasy, gross.

[C]

He was like refusing to pay all of us. And we were sitting in the like the dining hall of this fucking hotel and we were having our lunch break and he, in front of everybody was trying to like clock me and like, like, literally just boss up on me to like show like I still have power. And in front of everybody, he was like talking to everybody about like posting links for the next weekend for Tick. And then he points me out, he goes, you haven't posted about like the shows in like weeks. Like you're not doing your part. And I was like, I'm not. And I remember I said him, I was like, if a brand has to post for me, like, pay for me to post a link. You need to pay me to post a fudgeing link if I'm going to be selling tickets for you in front of everybody. And then he was like, are you serious? Like, are you trying to have this conversation with me right now? Blah, blah, blah. And like I just ignored everything he said. I can't remember what he said because he was so disgusting. And he was wearing a gray shirt. He was sweating through it and he just looked so nasty.

[Drew]

Like I have a picture of him in my head and when I think of him, that's the moment I think of him. When he had like beads of sweat going down his face and like he was all shiny and like had like just gross like nasty old man hair.

[C]

Like, and he was wearing a gray shirt and sweating through it. And I was like, I literally, in front of everybody go, why are you always so sweaty? Like you are Always sweating through your goddamn clothes. It's cold here. And then he was like, I have. I have kidney stones. Don't talk to me like that. And I was like.

[Drew]

He stormed out.

[C]

Does kidney stones have to do with it? And then he literally left the room. And we just, like, ate and went back to meeting people and acted like it didn't happen. And, yeah, I just became, like, so awful to him. And, like, in front of everybody, I would do all the time. Like, one time he was trying to get on my ass again, and I had found out that he bought, like, one of the people, one of his, like, minions, a bunch of YouTube equipment. And then I was like, you need to buy me a fudgeing ring light and a tripod. And he was like, no, I don't. And I was like, that's funny, because I found out that you bought so and so and so and so that shit, so why the fuck don't you do it for me? And I was like, I'm literally getting the fuck out of here. Like, I'm not doing the meet and greet. And I got up to, like, act like I was walking out, and he was like, fine, fine. Like, what's your address? And I stood over his shoulder while he got on Amazon and ordered me a bunch of stuff.

[Drew]

And I was like, stole his debit card or didn't steal. He gave it to us. And then we went to 711 and we spent, like, 500.

[C]

Like, we spent so much money. And I bought myself a bunch of Amazon gift cards. And then finally we quit because everybody started quitting because we were all like, oh, my God, it's almost like you're scamming a bunch of children. This is bad. But on the same track of scams.

[Drew]

Before, I was about to say, I have, like, a couple things, some scams to talk about.

[C]

I can't believe I was actually able to ring this back in and just remembered it. Like, God is amazing. God is so good sometimes. But the scam I saw recently is this girl was telling a story about how she got stood up on a hinge date. And she, like, went to the restaurant, she got stood up, and she was like, whatever. I already got all nice and pretty, and I'm not about to just walk out of this restaurant. I feel too embarrassed to do it. I'm just going to order myself a nice meal and just be like, this person didn't show up.

[Drew]

There was a segment on the podcast talking about scams.

[C]

Yeah. And she was like, yeah, I just decided to sit and have A meal to myself, because I was, like, sad, and I just want to treat myself. Another girl stitched it and was like, I have a very similar story. And I was talking to my friend. She had a similar story. And they looked into it and found out that there are restaurants making fake Hinge and Tinder profiles and catfishing as people to bait people into going into restaurants. Because they know that nine times out of ten, if a woman shows up to a restaurant and gets to stood up, she's probably still going to dine there. So restaurants are doing it as a ploy to get people into restaurants to get meals and to, like, boost their business. Because then the chances are that person's going to be like, oh, this restaurant's nice. Like, I'll come back here.

[Drew]

People are so smart, so devious and evil. Oh, my.

[D]

I heard another Hinge scam where this guy made an AI. He, like, generated, like, this really hot girl and made the photos super realistic. And then they matched with, like, like, thousands of guys in cities that had Soho Houses, I'm pretty sure. And she. He had it so that her profile was, like, the ideal date would be getting drinks at Soho House. So then, like, she gets on, like, the top, like, what hottest people on hand, whatever, matches with, like, tens of thousands of guys. He automated a script to do this, and then the price of Soho House's stock, like, went up because they had a bunch of dudes with 7,000% increase in people that signed up for Soho House. And then he, like, longed the stock or something and made, like, a million. Yeah.

[Drew]

Holy. Dude.

[C]

People are like, that's. Scammers are no joke. Like, when they're genius, they were about their money.

[Drew]

Like, scammers put their energy. Actually, no, I'm not even gonna say that. Literally, stay scamming because you're making bread. Like, that's literally the economy. Yeah, like, stimulate the economy, bro. Dude, this one scam I did when I was, like, probably, like, 13 or 14 is. I don't know if I should say it, but I. I'm not gonna say it. I decided I'm not gonna say.

[C]

I have some that I feel like I can't say because.

[Drew]

No, I was. Okay, what I did.

[C]

Evil. But they were like, I don't want to give literal children awful ideas.

[Drew]

Okay, I'll tell you what I did. So what I did is, when I was really young, I went on a vacation to India. And while I was there, I found a call center for sale for $30. I bought it. And so every time your Grandparents.

[C]

How old were you when you did this?

[Drew]

7. Every time your grandparents get a scam call, it's lining my pockets, motherfuckers. And that's how I make my money. And if you take that away from me, you're gonna burn. You're gonna burn with the rest of the people that tried to take it away from me. Remember the people buried in Central park by the big rock? Oh, they tried to fuck with my pockets. They tried to fuck with my money.

[C]

And they learned their lesson.

[Drew]

And they learned their lesson. Yeah, they learned their lesson. So, yeah, since I've been seven years old, I've been scamming old people out of money through calls.

[C]

So why do you do the podcast then? Because, like, this, in comparison, this isn't, like, as financially, like, fulfilling.

[Drew]

It's because I am passionate about it.

[C]

Oh, okay. And this is your passion project?

[Drew]

Yeah, I'm passionate about it.

[C]

You're so stupid. I was like, what are you gonna say?

[Drew]

No. But I did get scammed before, and I love my get scammed story. Have you all been scammed before?

[C]

Yeah, I've been scammed so many times. One time I like, this one's a stupid scam, but it was still in the, like, the beginning era of Grailed I. It's actually so mean because I bought it for my friend and then I just, like, looked like a liar, but I showed him the receipt and showed him I got scammed. But me and my friend in, like, geometry class or some shit, we would always joke, Geometry, Geometry. Is that not, like, how you say it or do. Oh, wait, no. You're only 13, so you don't have that class yet.

[Drew]

What geometry is?

[C]

Oh, it's like a math related class. You'll get it.

[Drew]

In high school, math is just numbers. Why don't they just call it math?

[C]

Well, it's because it's like, a little more. I. I don't know why. Actually, that's a really good question. Someone like you is so insightful.

[Drew]

It's beyond Geometry is.

[C]

Is geometry not, like, when it's, like, shape based?

[Drew]

Yeah, I was, like, so scared. You didn't know.

[C]

No, I know that. I only know that question because that was the only type of math I was good at for some reason.

[Drew]

Dude, that math is fun and lit. Because you can visualize.

[C]

Yeah. Because you're looking at images. So it's like, ooh, Like, I bet I could guess how long this. This side of this triangle is. And it's, like, fun. But then, like, algebra and stuff.

[Drew]

I was really bad Algebra, dude. I literally failed. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so sad. It was like I was, like, going into, like, sixth grade, and we were taking, like, pre algebra classes, and all the cool kids took the pre algebra class, and I took it, and I.

[C]

Did really good going into seven beasts at pre algebra. And then they get to algebra.

[Drew]

It's like, yeah. And then in seventh grade, the first week of class, I had no idea what the was going on, and I was just guessing, and it was so. And all of my friends and peers knew what to do. They were passing. It just wasn't clicking with my brain. It was so bad that my teacher pulled me out of the class to have a conversation with me and was like, look, Drew, like. Like, you don't know what you're doing, and, like, I don't have time to teach you what. How to do it. So, like, you need to really, really consider going to a regular math class. And I went to a regular math class, and I cried in the hallway because I was so embarrassed because I had never not been good at something I tried, and that was the first time it happened. And I learned a big lesson first and last time.

[C]

Yeah, well, I was so bad at math. Like, I'm just really bad.

[Drew]

Can I tell my scam story real quick?

[C]

Yeah. This is, like, so quick, though. When I did the SATs, I forgot that I had to bring a calculator, and I bombed the math section. Like, I literally. It was senior year, and I couldn't even remember how to do long division at that point. And I was like, damn, I am fucked.

[Drew]

Is actually the first person to get a score on the sat below 10?

[C]

Yeah.

[Drew]

I was like, she got a seven.

[D]

Like, 100 for writing your name?

[Drew]

Yeah. She didn't know how to write. She didn't have.

[D]

Oh, geez, dude.

[Drew]

She didn't have a calculator. Calculator. How is she gonna write her name?

[C]

I just, like, drew boobs in all the, like, spots, and I was like.

[Drew]

Bro, if I was grading her grades.

[C]

This is really horny.

[Drew]

I was gonna say, if I was great in that test, you would have got, like, a 3, 000.

[C]

I did really good on reading and writing, though. Like, I killed that.

[Drew]

Yeah, you always been like.

[C]

But then, like, my SAT score was just passing because I got, like, almost a hundred percent on reading and writing. I, like, killed it. And then what, like, plummeted my score? Was. I. I'm not kidding. I don't even think I got above, like, an 800 or, like, what what's, like, the total tally? I think it's 1500 anymore. I think I got, like, a 1300. And it's because I got, like, almost 800 on my SAT, and then I literally got maybe 300. I don't know if those are the right numbers. It was actually so long ago at this point, it's kind of scary. But, yeah, it was really bad.

[Drew]

Yeah. Was I gonna say your scam? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is about me getting scammed, because I feel like it's only right if we talk about scams. We've done that. We have to talk about scams. We've got got by. And, like, everybody's been gotten by a scam at one point in their life. I know it, and you might not know it, but you were scammed. But one scam that got me, which I feel like it's almost like a rite of passage, like, for boyhood, is I was playing Modern Warfare 2. And, like, if you know anything about Modern Warfare 2, you know that there were, like, modded lobbies, like, randomly where you would join the lobby and you would have every gun unlocked, every camo unlocked, every attachment or not attachment, every, like, calling card and emblem and all that would just be unlocked. And I wanted that so bad. And it would be on your account for, like, 24 hours. It was like a virus. I forget what they called it, but I wanted it so bad, and all of my friends got it. They would just randomly end up in these lobbies. And I was like, what the. Why don't I have good luck? Like, invite me next time. Like, what the hell? Like, text me or something. Like, I want to be in one of these lobbies, because all my friends had everything unlocked, and I was just still, like, a scrub. So I had the wise idea to get on ebay, because I know. I knew you could buy. Because I. I, like, had a JTAG Xbox because I wanted to learn how to make modded lobbies myself. And, like, I wanted a lag switch. We've talked about those before in the last episode, and I saw links that you could buy these modded lobbies where, like, if you bought it, you would be invited to a modded lobby of, like, 40 people, and they would infect you with the mod. So your account would now be able to infect other people with the mod. So I was like, oh, I could, like, even sell this. Like, this is lit. Like, I could sell this to my other friends that don't have it. So I bought it, and it was like, 20. I remember it was 25.50. And I bought it on my dad's credit card because I didn't have any money. And so I took his card, bought it, whatever. So I wait for the email. I get the email, and he's like, okay, like, what?

[C]

I literally ate that. I left because I thought, Dee dee.

[Drew]

DD. Mega doo doo, guys.

[C]

I keep saying DD McDonald, but it's.

[Drew]

All right, we'll get into that in a second. But so I bought it, and I'm waiting. I get the email. And in the email, he's like, okay, for you to join my lobby, I need your password and your email to your account. And I was like, oh, okay. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I give it to him.

[C]

Stupid.

[Drew]

Yeah, I know. But I was like, I don't know. I was old enough to know not to do that, but I did it anyway.

[C]

Definitely, like, had Twitter and stuff at this point. Like, you should have known.

[Drew]

Yeah, no, no, it was like, before pre Twitter, it was like, I guess.

[C]

Yeah, because.

[Drew]

Yeah, yeah, I remember. Like, it was before Twitter because, like, actually, shortly after this, my friends were trying to explain to me what a hashtag was, and I literally could not comprehend what a fucking hashtag was. And they couldn't explain it either. And I still, to this day, don't think anybody can actually verbalize what a hashtag is on Twitter. But it's like, literally, like, just like a silent rule that we all know. It's so weird. But I given my email and password, and then I'm just waiting for him to email me back. He doesn't. And I'm like, oh, cool. He just took my money. Like, this guy. But he had given me his gamer tag. So I join a party with him, and I'm like, hey, like, when are we gonna do the thing? And he was like, oh, are you? And then said my gamer tag. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, oh, like, we're hosting the lobby soon. Sorry, I forgot to send you the email. And he was like a kid my age.

[C]

Yeah.

[Drew]

And I was like, oh, word. Like, this is interesting. This is exciting. Like, I'm going to be in the lobby soon. And then I am sitting there and I get logged out of my account like 3 seconds after I join. Join his party and talk to him and leave the party. And I'm like, oh, that's weird. So I go to log back in, and I'm able to log back in. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like, that was so weird. And Then so I joined his party again and I just like wanted to chop it up with him and he was like, just talking to me about random. And then I get logged out again and I'm like, what the is going on? And then I can't log back in. So I'm like, dude, like, he changed, like the, the kid changed my password. So then I like start running and screaming because my dad's card is on that account and I didn't want him to like, get his information somehow. So I finally tell my parents I got scammed and they're pissed. So then my mom is like, how do, how do I talk to this kid? You were talking to him. How about I talk to him? And she was like cussing at me and she was angry. So my mom logs into my brother's account, adds him, and gets on the mic and starts screaming at this kid. He's like, he's like. My mom's like, give me your mother, I need to talk to your mother. Like, screaming at him. And like, he's like, giving my kids account back. If you take any of our money, we're suing you. We're going to ruin your life. And like all this shit. And the kid starts crying and gets his mom on. And my mom starts talking to this mom about scamming. And the kid is in the back like screaming like, no, no, like, please, I didn't do that. Like, and the mom's like, give me, give the kid the password to the account. So then he gives me the new password and the email and I log back in, I get my account back, my older brother changes a password, and that was the rest of that.

[C]

My ass would have taken that to the grave. Like, like, I wouldn't have told my parents. I would have been like. And just like prayed that I got like no word back from it.

[Drew]

So scared, dude. I remember it was like the most scared I've been in my life until I got chased by a man in my own home who was a Kai.

[C]

It was being scammed on Modern Warfare and then being chased by a burglar.

[Drew]

Chased by a burglar. Modern Warfare 2 hacker. Yeah, but fun into the story is I actually ended up getting a modded lobby.

[C]

And I had everything you wanted.

[Drew]

I had the 10th prestige emblem and everything. And if you know, you know, 10th prestige was the go. It's like the spinning skull.

[C]

I only even thought of the Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo because I was thinking about like, oh, I wish I could hack my Fortnite and like, play A hacked lobby and like thinking about that. And then I thought about me playing it last night and not somehow ending up.

[Drew]

I don't remember how we got there, but.

[C]

Oh, because I was watching the Gypsy Rose thing, which if you are watching the Gypsy Rose lifetime thing, I am so upset. This is a spoiler, but I think you would get to this anyways and you would stop watching too. They are trying to make it like a reality show Kardashians ass thing where it's like the drama, the drama between their marriage. Like they're already like, like, and they're doing like interviews with the husband and stuff. And this is before she get got out. And like, I literally stopped. I think it's episode seven or eight. I stopped watching last night because I was like, no, you're not, you're not about to brainwash me into watching like a TLC reality show of Gypsy Rose. Like, I want the tea. I want crazy. I don't want this like made up thing of like he's sitting down with the family, trying to convince them he loves her. Like, what the. Am I watching you? I don't give a. Like that. And I, I just don't with it.

[D]

And I'm like, no, the comments.

[C]

The D was fire.

[D]

Yeah, the D was fire.

[C]

The D is fire the D. And then he goes, exactly. Care about the haters. Come and get it.

[Drew]

Yeah, he sex. He a.

[C]

That is also.

[Drew]

He looks just. Okay, let's talk about this. He looks just like her mother. Which I was talking. I was thinking about it last night. I was like, dude, like, that girl is never gonna have a normal life. It is so dark. Every single person that comes into her life is going to be using her for fame, money and fortune. I'm not saying that he is, but she will never have a friend. Like, she can never leave this guy. Like, it's just so dark to me. So like, it's such an evil situation.

[C]

Her life is being projected in such a way that she'll never just walk into a random place and people not know who she is.

[Drew]

Yeah, it's, it's.

[C]

It's like even more so than before. Like her life was already headed for that. But the fact that she got on tick tock and immediately got like 10 million followers, like, you're toast.

[Drew]

But I will say something else funny that happened with the gypsy stuff is like before when she first got out and everyone was commenting like, slay like your mother. Slay mother. Your mother. Like you're serving, like, slay mother, slay mamas. Like, all that in her comments, and everyone or someone was like, wait, maybe we shouldn't say that because she literally slayed her mother. Like, she literally slayed her mom. Like, maybe we don't say that.

[C]

Start saying that in our comments. I saw yesterday also, like, in the last episode, it was like, she goes, I'm literally a murderer. And that kind. I was like, all right, let's reel back a little because you didn't do.

[Drew]

No, like, you did not do.

[C]

You're not a murderer. You're just like, you instacarted a murderer. You're not a murderer.

[Drew]

It's like, if you poke the bear enough, they're gonna attack.

[C]

Yeah, Like, I. I was just like. But for some reason, like, I was like, all right, now you're trying to get street cred that you don't really own. Like, no, she is.

[Drew]

No, she' killer. She's hard as.

[C]

Yeah, she's like the killer, but, like, metaphorically. Like, she.

[Drew]

She's killing the game. But yeah. Also, Ariana Grande dating someone that looks just like her brother. There's some weird creepy going on.

[C]

That's always a thing, though. It's like, I can name, like, three other people who. I'm like, the person you're dating is literally related to you. But that's like, classic. That's like sibling or. Or relationship.

[Drew]

Also, we never talked about Frankie Grande's I'm a rock and roll. I'm a rock and roll queen of the evolution, baby.

[C]

I'm an icon, baby. An institution. But yeah, we got to DD mega doo doo. Because I was watching it and they kept saying dd and I was just.

[Drew]

Like, dd mega doo doo. God, dude, that's one of the best videos ever. I'm sorry, I forgot to say, like, my thing this year is gonna be poop. Like, I love, like, the word poop again.

[C]

I hate that so much because he said it in the car, dead serious. Like, we were shopping for a candle for the house, and he was like. He was like, should I ask if they have poop scent? Like, and he said it. You said it loud enough for the guy to hear. And he kind of chuckled. And I was like, oh, my God. You were literally a child.

[Drew]

Do you think they make poop flavored perfumes?

[C]

Because I really want poop flavor perfume.

[Drew]

I really want to smell, like, feces. And, like, when you're in, like, a nice establishment, like a leilabo or a diptyque, you can be like, do you have, like, fecal scented perfume? Because it's like, more elegant to say fecal matter rather than poo. Yeah, pork. But I also wanted to bring up the fucking video I sent in the group chat today of Ricky Dillon.

[C]

You know what's crazy, Drew? Look at this. Wait, please look at this. I saved this at 11:19pm last night, and I saw you in the group chat, and you know what I wrote? I said, it's fudged up. Even in a lip sync video, I can tell you have a list. Like, you cannot escape the lisp allegations even when you are not saying a goddamn.

[Drew]

I think lisp wisps are cute. Like, I'm not even. I'm not even.

[C]

I mean, look at this video. Like, this video is actually.

[Drew]

It is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[C]

And this is something Josiah would do.

[Drew]

I know. We need. That's literally. We need to give Josiah money to do this. Like, I will fund. Also, the fact that Ricky Dillon has a song with Snoop Dogg will never not be the funniest thing ever. Also, no one's talking about this, but Snoop Dogg is actually 2 inches tall and living inside of Ricky Dillon's colon.

[D]

When it flashes that quickly.

[C]

Did you see this?

[D]

It's, like, awkward. Orange.

[C]

Did you see they stole Quinn's face and made a mannequin out of her?

[Drew]

Are you kidding?

[C]

Like, look, somebody, like, made a mannequin head, and it's literally Quinn's face, Like, and then somebody make up to it, and it's literally her, and she's like, wait, should I sue? Because they're literally stealing my face, dude.

[Drew]

That's crazy.

[C]

Also, but, like, you have to be a different level of sexy, hot, beautiful for people to be like, we need that also. I need that in my house.

[Drew]

The people that, like, recognize that you have to be, like, so hot that, like, people like.

[C]

Or, like, this is Quinn.

[Drew]

Yeah. That's so fire.

[C]

But, yeah, it's crazy that you said that this morning, because I was like, oh, my God. But my last tidbit is, I've decided that free black coffee as an amenity is the biggest slap in the face we have. Let go under the rug. Like, explain. Because, like, I feel like, for example, like, in lounges and airports, it's supposed to be like, ooh, like, I'm so much better than thou. Like, you're gonna go down there with all the stores and, like, no seats, and I'm gonna come up here and get free food. And, like, the free food in question is, like, some of the scariest food you've ever seen in Your life. Like, I. I don't know why, like, buffet style shit just scares me in general because I'm like, not only is this just sitting here, but people are like, all touching and interacting with it. And that grosses me out. But then it's like, okay, you get free that and then free black coffee. Like, that is literally the cheapest drink you can give to people for free. Like, it is such a, like, low blow. Like, you might rather have me nothing water. Yeah. And the fruit water is also the craziest.

[Drew]

Like, it's like banana water.

[C]

Cut up a single cucumber and put it in a big jug.

[Drew]

Banana water. People cut up bananas and people do.

[C]

Not put bananas in the water.

[Drew]

Literally. People put bananas in the water, girl. There's fluoride in the water and there's bananas in some water. Like, let's talk about it.

[C]

All right.

[Drew]

Banana water. Hold on, I gotta find the picture.

[C]

Like, also the side. Banana water. Like, who is so not, like, within their cognitive mind able to go up and see that that's literally a cut up banana in the water. Like, yeah, putting a label on that is also like a dig at the intelligence of the people interacting with it.

[Drew]

Fruit water. Hey, that's what they call me. All right, Me when I'm douching.

[C]

Do you have psyop corner or no?

[Drew]

Yeah, I have Psyop Corner. Yeah, I forgot to do it. We've been forgetting the end of the episodes. The last couple episodes. Okay. Jerusyop corner. Better eat your girl before her homegirls do it. Is gay as these days.

[C]

Okay, okay, that's good.

[Drew]

I forgot to do this one. How the your breath stink around Christmas. It's free peppermints everywhere.

[C]

That one's really good.

[Drew]

After I die, I'm a come back as a pecan tree so can eat my nuts. This is like the certified classic. Smoke their whole pregnancy and ask why the baby keeps crying. He needs an eighth. I have like eight more, but I should just save them do one more. Being called a liar when I know I took time to make it sound true gets me so mad.

[C]

Oh, my God, that's good. Okay, my media of the week is I only have one song and it's overkill by men at work. I, like, can't stop listening to that song. I listened to it a lot as a kid because of my parents, and, like, that song makes me so happy. It was also in the adults, which I don't think, like, people loved that movie, but I liked that movie, so.

[Drew]

Suck my ball, guys. I was so depressed on the airplane and I like, I don't know why I was so sad. Like, it was just such a weird vibe. And I was like, well, you know what would hit right now was Kid A an OK computer. And I downloaded both of those albums and listened to it all four hours of the flight. Actually it was like five hours because I was on the tarmac for one hour each way. It was hell. But I listened to okay computer and Kid A and then a little bit of In Rainbows that I had downloaded. No one's talking about Radiohead. Like, literally no one is having this conversation.

[C]

Like, why did I call it Radiohead? Cause it's always on the radio and it's stuck in my head.

[Drew]

Oh my God.

[C]

But how did this Just texted me because he. We like for my one birthday excursion is I. I think you know about this. Actually. I don't know. So Marv was like, oh my God, they're doing the Michael Jackson musical in LA and we should all go. And I was like, oh my God, that could be my birthday excursions. Getting a few people and going. And then he just texted me. Our only texts have been about that, by the way. And he goes, bro, I had a mj, the musical nightmare. They were trying to kill me and eat my body.

[Drew]

Sounds about right. Let's check and see if Michael Jackson was on those flight logs. Oh, actually one thing I saw, Trisha Paytas did has one of the funniest things I've ever heard and I never heard it until like last week, but she was like, I love the colors like of the trans flag. It's almost like a gender reveal. And she's like, oh. And I was like, oh, she's so smart. Like, that's so funny. Literally me and you talking on the phone. But how to Disappear Completely by Radiohead? Oh, don't even get me started. It'll get me started. Is that Rick Owens? No, seriously, who is that? It's the bird.

[C]

True.

[Drew]

Oh, the fact that he's 386 years old.

[C]

The fact that every now and then he comes out with a song that he. It sounds like a Brock Hampton song. Is like awesome.

[Drew]

Yeah, we need to have that conversation. Brock Hampton stole their entire swag from RuPaul. I don't think we're ready for that conversation.

[C]

All right, well, thank you guys so much for listening. I hope you have an amazing week.

[Drew]

And pucker those buttholes. Make daddy proud.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway now through June 24th score hot summer savings and earn four times the points. Look for in store tags on Items like Pepsi 2 liter bottles, poppy prebiotic Sodas, all laundry detergent and Kinder's Seasoning Blend. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event. Long savings. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in store or online for easy drive up and go pickup or delivery subject to availability restrictions. Visit Albertsons or Safeway.com for more details.