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Drew
I've never felt like this before. It's like you just get me. I feel like my true self with you. Does that sound crazy? And it doesn't hurt that you're gorgeous. Okay, that's it. I'm taking you home with me. I mean, you can't find shoes this good just anywhere. Find a shoe for every you from brands you love, like Birkenstock, Nike, Adidas, and more at your DSW store or dsw dot com.
Enya
Okay?
Drew
Hey, guys. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Enya
Guys, this is a special spectacular bed episode, and I want to address how I was wronged today by Enya. I was. I was misled and lied to. And two days ago she said, oh, like, it would be so cute and cozy. Like, we can. We can do like a bed episode where we're in our PJs. I drove over here in my fucking PJs that are rotten dilapidated.
Drew
Okay, to be fair, I never told motherfucker this grown ass man to walk through the lobby of Chateau Marmont in those fucking wonky ass clothes.
Enya
There's holes, guys. Okay? I did dye the armpits black before as a bit. So this is not real. This is a part of the bit. No. Is it bad in certain lighting? In certain lighting it in super.
Drew
Definitely lighting. It's gonna look crazy.
Enya
Yeah, when it gets dark out, it's gonna. It's. It's cooked, it's fried. It's over for me. I'm gonna rope Max.
Drew
What is that?
Enya
Hang myself.
Drew
Oh. Oh, my God. Speaking of that, I spoke to a psychiatrist today.
Enya
Like, oh, how did that go? Actually? I mean, we don't have to spill tea on here, but why did I say that.
Drew
We don't have to spill tea?
Enya
That was like Saturday Sunday. No, that was like. That was millennial gay of me to say, let's spill tea. It's like the Kermit Frog sipping tea emoji. Or like. Noted. Noted.
Drew
We need to bring that back. Low key. Noted.
Enya
Was that was fire that died. That died way too quickly.
Drew
Oh, my God. That was good. And then. I can't believe we all used to, like, use the frog emoji. For real. For real. Like, the face.
Enya
The Kermit frog.
Drew
The Kermit with the tea with the.
Enya
Because he was sipping. We'll insert, like, the emojis on top of this.
Drew
No, People have to know what we're talking about, because if they don't, then we need to stop this.
Enya
We're on.
Drew
We're, like, old as. Because in my head, that's not that long ago, but I guess that was like, 2016. No, that wasn't that long ago.
Enya
That was a decade ago.
Drew
Years ago. Oh, my God, bro, you know what's up is I used to. When we first started our tradition, sitting around. No, like, come on. That was like. That's not even a tradition. It's like.
Enya
Oh. Of adding Kai as a third.
Drew
As. Adding Kai is the watcher.
Enya
As the polyamorous.
Kai
Oh, yeah. Guys, we have a Kai cam for this episode. I'll insert it right here.
Enya
Yeah, take it off now.
Drew
Yeah.
Enya
No.
Drew
Oh, he wanted.
Kai
I didn't even put it on.
Drew
He wanted. He. He had a bit plan. He wanted to sip his.
Enya
Oh, yeah, sip your.
Kai
Continue the podcast.
Drew
Ew. You really should have threw some apple juice in there. So he said, what?
Enya
You really threw me on. You threw me for a loop.
Drew
We should have put some apple juice in there so it looked like you were having champagne and not room temperature sparkling water.
Kai
Yeah, Drew gave me this warm ass water. I was begging him for some hydration. He gave me this.
Drew
Okay.
Enya
Actually, welcome.
Drew
Like, what?
Enya
Yeah, I went.
Drew
And also, Kai did the classic thing of, like, a. Who's too lazy? It's like, oh, is there any water in here? Like, you want one of us to get you water? Like, wow.
Kai
Like, no, I was saying that, and I was like, oh, is there any water? And then I. In my head, I was like, if you told me where the water was, I would have, like, bolted over and gotten it for myself.
Drew
Yeah, you would have.
Kai
And I would have poured you a.
Drew
Glass, and you would have tripped on the wire.
Enya
Oh, and you got the world's smallest room. It's literally close quarters.
Drew
And honestly, it was all I needed. Me and Orion just sat in bed all day, and that's what I needed. Like, I didn't need a big room.
Enya
I was like, I wait, y' all were in. Girls were in bed together.
Drew
We didn't have clothes on and stuff.
Enya
What the hell?
Drew
Also, Ryan's in The corner on her phone, silently.
Enya
I'm gonna take a picture of where Orion is.
Drew
You should just get in the cubby hole. That's where you should hang out. So you.
Enya
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Drew
Orion has the opposite of a cuck chair. She's, like, hiding, white covered.
Enya
Hello? Elron Hubbard. Shout out Scientology. I'm a big advocate for Scientology. No, no, no, no. What?
Kai
You're an advocate. I don't think they need advocates.
Drew
All right. Is that a cult? That's a cult, right?
Enya
No, it's my religion. And for you to call my religion a cult, I'm actually, like, offended as you're my religion. Bad religion. Like, the.
Drew
Dude, you kicking your feet, right?
Enya
Okay, whoa. Indiana.
Drew
Back up.
Enya
India and I defeated the nuclear family. We are in the process of defeating the nuclear family.
Drew
Yeah, we're rewriting the script, guys. We're going to get married and abuse the tax system like other people do.
Enya
Fraud. We're going to commit fraud. Tax fraud.
Drew
Would that be considered fraud? Like, who the fuck says my marriage has to be romantic?
Enya
It does. It has to. You can't, like, people try to fake gay straight vibes for the tax purposes. Or they used to. Now they can, like, legally get married. But I think if we claimed Kai and Josiah as our dependents, then it'd be fine. Then it would be really good.
Drew
Then it's like, we'd have kids. Wait, I'm still stuck on that. I can't believe that's actually illegal.
Enya
Yeah, it's like, I think it's tax fraud. Like, if we're not actually in love, or at least I'm getting my information.
Drew
Half those married are not in love.
Enya
I'm getting my information from that one movie with the Kings of Queens guy. What's his name?
Drew
So none of the information you're telling me, start your engine as viable because you're literally talking about a movie.
Enya
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's. It's probably, like, not real. Like a gay or two straight people getting in love.
Drew
And getting married is not straight people getting in love.
Enya
Like, having love together.
Drew
But, yeah, me and Drew are gonna get married and defeat nuclear families. You're welcome. Honestly.
Enya
And, like, we're buying a house together. Low key.
Drew
Take a screenshot right now, because this is the moment everything changes. Like, take a picture of this moment for the fucking history books. Can you believe there are going to be things in textbook books that are literally just screenshots of videos? Like, I guess that's actually what all textbook images Are. But I was thinking more so, like, at one point, I'm sure they have to, like, are we gonna take down in history and, like, write it down and teach it to people? How we've evolutionized technologically and how it's been a part of our society the way we saw about, like, movies, like, in 19.
Enya
I'm still not over the fact that when the very first movie had a train in it and everybody ran and jumped of the way, and now I see, like, Gooch sweat dripping in back shots on my iPhone, and I love it.
Drew
Oh, I love it.
Enya
Gooch Grease.
Drew
Stop. Isn't that Azalea Banks thing?
Enya
Oh, Is that actually her brand?
Drew
Or is it, like.
Enya
It's like, thank you, Orion. Thank you. All right.
Drew
Oh, you mentioning that reminded me the other day when I was in the bathroom, I went to go brush my teeth to get ready for bed. I was watching TikToks, and we have those, like, old guys yawning.
Enya
He's.
Drew
Yeah, he doesn't want to be there.
Kai
I didn't get much sleep last night.
Enya
I'm not asking you what you did.
Drew
Yes. Yeah, dude.
Kai
Okay. I love watching you guys. You know this. I love watching you guys do your art. The yawn had nothing to do with this, all right? It had to do with my crazy night that I had, so.
Enya
Oh, my God, guy, you're scaring me.
Kai
What? I'm having fun.
Drew
Just you in the corner. Also, you've been wearing shorts recently, which, like, something about it. I just have never seen you in shorts. And every time I do, I'm like.
Enya
Oh, I love Kai's thighs.
Drew
No, you have good legs, but it's just like, oh, you're really. Oh, you're wearing that outside. You're a whore.
Enya
3Amazing, amazing, amazing attributes.
Kai
Okay, I'm listening.
Enya
He has great legs.
Kai
Thank you.
Enya
He has a great nose, and he has really good eyebrows and washboard abs. Fun.
Kai
Drew came in and complimented me so much, he buttered me up before the episode.
Enya
Because I have bad news, and I'm gonna get to it later. I just wanted to raise you up so I can tear you down further.
Kai
Something to do with, like, me getting fired, right? Or, like. No, no. Okay.
Drew
As of right now, no.
Kai
Okay.
Enya
But, like, potentially in the next, like, 24 hours, like, you could be maybe.
Drew
In, like, how long have we been going? Probably in the next, like, five, 55 minutes.
Kai
Okay. But that could change. I could win you guys back in this episode, probably.
Drew
You're not winning now.
Kai
I could say something really funny.
Enya
Yeah. Try to Say something funny. Okay, but before, I didn't mean that for that to be mean. I did not. I did not mean that like that.
Drew
Okay, yeah, yeah, try that anyway, so. Oh, you're gonna try me funny. You go ahead and you do that.
Enya
But that was so real. But I did not mean it for like that. For like that. Okay, so this whole galaxy gas craze, guys, let's talk about it.
Drew
Like, what is your.
Enya
Y' all literally, like, don't know shit about shit. Because I was in hotel rooms when I was 16 years old doing so much melting my fucking brain. And now y' all have flavored no. 2 laughing gas. Like, come on now. You are a bunch of vags. Y' all are a bunch of, dare I say, pussies.
Drew
Oh, bragging about doing whippets before everybody else is.
Enya
Actually, no, it's. It's. It's cooked for me.
Drew
I remember, like, I didn't know what whippets were because in my neighborhood, that was like, not a thing. And I've never seen anybody very white thing. Yeah, it's a super white people thing, which is. The galaxy gas craze freaks me out. But whatever. I did not know what the fuck a whip it was. And we were in a hotel room with all our friends, all of our, like, white ass friends. And they were like, yes, yes, yes. Like, you just. Just like suck up this air and like your voice will get all deep and it'll feel like you're high. And I still mind you at this point. I hadn't smoked weed. I barely had alcohol like that. So I was like, oh, seems innocent enough. It's a whipped cream canister. Like, it can't be anything. I was obsessed with that. And I was at the table, like, you would have thought it was an open bar at like an event. Because I was like, another one, another one.
Enya
Thank you.
Drew
Another one, another one, another one. Thank you.
Enya
No. And then the most, like, nasty night of our life. Like, I need to. I need to make that very clear. Like, this was dark sided. Like, this was not fun. It was okay.
Drew
I was gonna bring it back to that because basically I didn't know what it was. But you pulled me aside into the other room and you were like, you need to stop. Like, stop doing that. And I was like, yeah.
Enya
I was like, you're melting holes in your brain already.
Drew
I was like. And then he was like, no, it's literally, that is like proven to kill your brain cells, like, rapidly. Like, imagine your brain in your head right now. All those whip It. You just did. It's like, like, of all your brain cells exploding. And I was like, oh, my God. And I just went back in the room, and I remember they were like, do you want another one? I was like, I'm full.
Kai
I swear, that has to be one of the most addictive drugs because it lasts only five minutes. So.
Drew
Yeah.
Enya
So you have to last, like, 30 seconds.
Drew
Yeah.
Enya
Like, that's the craziest part is, like, really, it. Like, it is only like, a 30 second to a minute long. Like, zooted to the max. Like, it is literally the highest.
Drew
All it feels like doing is, like, sucking the oxygen out of your. That's all it is literally, like, just like, if there was a balloon with air in it and you just went like this to it and then it exploded.
Enya
If I catch any of y' all doing Galaxy guys, I will be very. You're getting blocked and banned, and I do not promote that. It's not.
Drew
It is so disgusting. Also, what's crazy is the second Drew was like, this is the worst thing you could do for yourself. And mind you, I do plenty of things. I'm like, this. I have a puff bar on my leg right now. But that. That was the one line. I was like, I am not crossing this line. Y' all are crazy. And yeah, also, the train thing that I was gonna.
Enya
Don't touch me. That literally didn't hurt. So, like, it doesn't even hurt me at all.
Kai
I know that hurts.
Enya
It doesn't hurt at all. Wait, why is my skin so stretchy? Actually, wait. Surprisingly, it did not hurt that bad. Because I'm, like, a strong man or something. Like, oh, girl, I'm a big strong man.
Drew
When I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, I had my phone propped up on the toothbrush holder thing in our bathroom. It was a tick tock of a picture of Tokyo Tony, half her makeup done and half her makeup not done. And Drew came in and was looking down and looked up and literally goes, oh. And then he was actually like, bewildered. Like, it looked like I flashbanged him because he was just like, oh, okay. And, like, turned around. I was like, why? He was like, I don't know. I just thought that was real. I thought that person was here. I was like, wait, what? And he thought. He was like. His first instinct is he thought I was on FaceTime with Tokyo.
Enya
Like, I thought she was on FaceTime with Tokyo Tony 1 and 2. Like, I physically thought she was in the room with us. Like, that size. Like, I don't know. What connections my brain made.
Drew
But.
Enya
But that bathroom has been, like, haunted, dark sided, sinister energy recently.
Drew
Because that whole apartment, there's demons. I feel like one of you, one of our friends, if you see this, I. One of y' all brought a demon into my house. I need you to come by and pick.
Enya
I know exactly which one it was. I'm not naming names, but it wasn't you, Kai. It wasn't you.
Kai
Okay?
Enya
And it wasn't you or Ryan. But there is someone who I know for a fact.
Drew
Oh, I know who left demon.
Enya
You know who I'm talking.
Drew
I know who left the demon.
Enya
And, like, it's also crazy. Like, we saw, like, videos of our house when we, like, first moved in. And we looked around and it is scary how yellow the walls have gotten. Like, how many cracks.
Drew
One of our friends was like, yeah, because all y' all became addicted to puff bar at the same time. So it started, like, caking on the walls like cigarette smoke.
Enya
Cigarettes, bro. Diana, you're by. You're by.
Drew
You're gay.
Kai
Oh.
Enya
You'Re by. That is literally. I thought about going for her as Halloween, but that's too esoteric. Like, you're by.
Drew
Wait, you should be her and I'll be the guy at the table.
Enya
That would be.
Drew
So that would be a really good, like, duo costume.
Enya
We'd have to find, like, a restaurant with a similar. Yeah, that would be iconic.
Drew
You are like this.
Enya
Cut it.
Drew
The gay monkey swiped.
Enya
Cut it. Oh, yeah, the orangutan. Kai. Kai. Can you get that?
Drew
Did you see that TikTok that? I was like, maybe bouncers are just like the orangutans in disguise. And she was just like, dude, dude, like the best.
Enya
I love that. Have you seen the original video?
Drew
Yeah, of him, like, at the window. The girls go there.
Enya
He's like, literally me watching when I was like, 14 watching Christmas haul videos. Like, come on. Like, we've seen enough of the beats by Dre.
Drew
When I watch a Vogue, what's in my bag?
Enya
Like, come on, I've seen enough of.
Drew
That product, dude, the Christmas holes. We can't do Christmas hauls anymore because a lot of y' all just live on a different kooky planet. Because it used to be even the rich girls you would watch are like, I got the, like, Maybelline baby lip gloss now. Y' all are like, I got the Hermes bag. Yeah. The BB cream.
Enya
The Maybelline, the BB Rex, our cream.
Drew
But, like, that's what it used to give. And even as, like, a broke kid, I Would watch that and be like, honestly, that's a good gift. But, like, I could have gotten that if I asked for that. So I was like, this is fun. I actually feel like I'm sharing with a friend and a peer.
Enya
Yeah, I know. The. The New age haul videos are, like, boring. Like, I don't want to see how much money your parents have. I want to see how many drugs you're doing. Like, I want to see what your nightlife looks like. I'm bored.
Drew
I can't believe I didn't sneak out as a kid. But also, where the was I gonna go?
Enya
Like, literally to the bodega up the street? Hello.
Drew
No, because that's like, the bodega. I got asked if I was a virgin at 14 by, like, a 40 year old man, and then the cashier laughed at me.
Enya
Randomly.
Drew
Randomly. He was right.
Enya
Like, I don't know how he scores.
Drew
Have I told that story, like, on the podcast? I think I have.
Enya
Like, in, like, the first episode.
Drew
Well, I'll tell it again. This is. Y' all are like, oh, why don't you like men, bitch? Any woman has. Any woman has 18 stories like this, which is crazy. Like, but I went to. My dad used to send us to this corner store to go and get.
Enya
Get off your phone. You're at work.
Kai
I'm writing notes about what Anya's saying. I'm so present now.
Enya
You.
Kai
You have no idea.
Enya
You proved a point.
Drew
Anyway, my dad used to be obsessed with tricky Coca Cola. And he would send us to the corner store, me and my older sibling, on our bikes, and we would go and my older sibling would stay outside with our two bikes watching them to make sure they didn't get stolen.
Enya
I want to be real. No, I want to be Coca Cola.
Drew
I want to be a 2 liter. We have to get a 2 liter.
Enya
We haven't had, like, we. Because we never order pizza. And I feel like you only get 2 liters when you order pizza or you're having a.
Drew
Or actually, no one talks about how, like, the coke, like, your family buys is a very tall tale sign of where you stand on the economic, like, space.
Enya
Did you ever have Shasta? Do you know what Shasta is? Have you ever had Shot the bootleg.
Drew
One that you told me about? They didn't have that in Miami.
Enya
Yeah, I figured it wasn't like, y' all weren't cool enough for that. No.
Drew
Oh, yeah. We're not Granbury, Texas. We're really missing out.
Enya
Shasta was my shit. Oh, Ryan, did you have Shasta you get it from Walmart, like, anywhere. Yeah, no, I know what you're talking.
Drew
Yeah, we had a brand like that. And I remember, like, it wasn't crushed, but there was like, oh, no. Publix brand soda was a big thing. And then. But then there was another brand. Maybe it is Shasta that I'm thinking about, because is it like the logo ribbons across the bottle like the can like that?
Enya
I'm sorry. I was looking at banana spiders, because I love them. Look at that.
Drew
Yes.
Enya
Big Red.
Drew
That was like some redneck. Big red is yummy.
Enya
And it would, like, stain your lips.
Drew
Oh, we did have Shasta.
Enya
This was like, my. Someone's selling a vintage Shasta orange fucking can for a thousand dollars.
Drew
Girls like my balls. Anyway, basically, I went to the fucking corner store, and when I went in to buy the Coke, I was standing in line with the cash in my hand, and the man behind me, right before I'm about to, like, put my thing down, goes, like, leaned over into my ear and was like, are you a virgin? And then I replied and I said, yes. And then he said, I can change that, mind you. He was like, 40 something. He was a grown ass, scary man. And what did the cashier do? He laughed at me. And what do I think? I think they should both be dead. And I would have dead mad if they got hit by a car. Actually, I don't even want you to die. I want you to get hit by a car like, 18 times. I want you to get hit by a car often enough that every time you leave the crib, you're like, you.
Kai
Know how I know that you didn't tell that story yet is because that guy's still alive. I haven't killed him yet. Every man that you've mentioned that has wronged you, me and Drew have murdered him.
Enya
You know, like Dexter. But of all the men that.
Drew
Men saying that stuff to me is actually such a big pet peeve. Like, obviously, I know you're joking, but I'm thinking about, like, I have this friend who literally said something like that to me. But being dead serious, being like, I know. Whose ass do I have to be? And I'm like, first of all, take a good look at yourself. You're not winning that fight.
Enya
You're not competing. Don't compete where you don't compare.
Drew
Because one thing you're not gonna do is go and fight in my honor and get your fucking ass whooped. And now I'm standing there like, duh, duh, duh, duh, do you know what we're referencing, Kai?
Kai
I have no idea.
Drew
From RuPaul's Drag Race, there's this thing called Snatch Games, so all the drag queens dress up like a celebrity that they, like, look alike or do a good impression of. And one of them did Miley Cyrus during Bangers era and had hammer was like, literally, like.
Enya
And, like, it's silent. It was, like, the most silent I've ever heard.
Kai
What was the Top Hat one?
Enya
Oh, that's Coco. That was her talent show, though.
Drew
Yeah.
Enya
Ladies.
Drew
That's literally what Orion went to for her birthday celebration the other night that.
Enya
She posted on IG in. Yeah, a Halloween costume. Coco Mont Tre. That would go crazy.
Drew
That would be good.
Enya
Okay.
Drew
The dress she's wearing in that clip also, last thing I'll say, it looks like if I poured water on it, it would, like, melt away.
Enya
It's made of, like, cotton.
Drew
Like, I wonder if that was, like, her.
Enya
Like, everything isn't made of cotton. I meant cotton balls. Like, synthetic cotton balls. Don't those melt in water?
Drew
Yeah, but no, it's like rice paper. Like, when you put it on, it slowly absorbs it, like, dispersing.
Enya
Did you ever put Styrofoam? Oh, this is something fun I used to do. I used to put Styrofoam inside of. So I would get a big bowl of my mom's nail polish remover, and she would always get so fucking pissed at me because I would leave the cap off and it would evaporate, and I would take Styrofoam and I would put it in there and it would melt. And then I would take the goo that the Styrofoam and acetone made, and I'd mix it with wood shavings from my dad's, like, planer machine. And then I would put a little bit of gasoline in it, and I would make napalm.
Drew
Well, I didn't do shit like that, but I did get in trouble all the time when I was younger because we had a lot of wood surfaces in our house, and I would always use acetone to take off my nail polish and put a fucking cotton ball down on the varnished wood, and it would get stuck and I would freak out, bitch. A lot of vases were moved. A lot of aces were.
Enya
A lot of coverups happened.
Drew
A lot of placemats got placed. A lot of placemats.
Kai
I'm noticing that the light on Kai Cam is, like, a little harsh. And I'm wondering, like, oh, could we get a softbox or something? Just to, like, even it out here.
Enya
I'll show you my softbox, my butthole, and I'll fart air into your direction and make your hair blow back.
Kai
I would enjoy that, probably.
Drew
I'm gonna find a softbox, put you in it, and ship you to somebody who could maybe give a fuck about. But the problem is, oh, there is nobody to receive the package. It's going in the garbage.
Enya
It's going into the landfill. So it's gonna be in transit for eternity. Guys, guys, guys.
Drew
For eternity. I will never get over rain randomly in my backseat one day being like, y' all. I seriously, I don't know if hell is real or not, but, like, the idea of being there for a fucking eternity is freaking me the fuck out.
Enya
And she was just in the back.
Drew
Seat thinking about if she got sent to hell, she'd be there. Cuz she was like, we have no concept. We have no grasp of what the eternity is. Also, what the is buffalo sauce.
Enya
Oh.
Drew
What? I. I like. That's something I don't.
Enya
I don't need to know. It's probably, like, buffalo bones or something. Like, no.
Drew
I was looking at it today, and I was like, this might as well be, like, oil spill. It's like, what made the tumbler, like, oils, like, on the ground and make it a rainbow. That's what I feel like is in Buffalo.
Enya
Guys, I'm changing my name to Mike Hunt.
Drew
Oh, hell no.
Enya
No, I killed like that. Kill, bro. Don't leave. Okay, good.
Drew
My pants are doing the thing where because they're so baggy, when I sit up, it looks like I'm wearing, like, a cosplay costume with, like, it's two inches.
Enya
Yeah.
Drew
It's like, raising up literally, to my ribs right now.
Enya
Like, you have a boner.
Drew
I do. I always do.
Enya
Guys, so we all know I've been taking a iPhone. I've been. I've been hitting or. Oh. Oh, wow. I've been hitting myself. Oh, no. I've been taking a break from my iPhone. Like, this is known. I've talked about it for the last, like, three episodes. Well, yesterday, the app that I used, what's fucking crazy is it's a free app, but I love it so much, and I use it, and it changed my life in such a drastic way that I donated to this app. I gave them $5. It's a free app. And I was like, no. Like, I want you to keep it free so as many people as possible can use this app. Like, thank you. Donated to it. Drew the app Fucking glitched. The app glitched. I lost my 30 day streak on all my apps. And then also none of my apps locked. None of them locked. So I was just like, it. This is a sign from God to relapse. And I'm not kidding. I use my phone all day fucking long yesterday, and I was sitting in bed, like, actually crying real tears about how inspired I felt and how good it felt to use my iPhone. I was literally, like, looking at. I was looking.
Drew
You were traveling the world.
Enya
I know. Literally, I was looking at Orion's page. I was looking at India's page. I was looking at all my friends pages. I was looking at, like, other creative people's pages. And I was like, damn, I am so fucking inspired right now. Like, this is what it's all about. Like, this is what the iPhone is all about. And I proceeded to use it, I'm not kidding, for like six hours straight. And it was like a tolerance break. Like, it was literally like a weed tolerance break. Like, I took a break and then.
Drew
Now the high is better than you could have ever.
Enya
Exactly. I'm not. I don't have to chase a magic dragon anymore. Like, it's there. So I decided that I'm gonna do that, like, once every two weeks. Like, have a day where I'm just like, let's go crazy. But I really crazy. I really was at rock bottom. And I didn't realize it. Like, my phone made. Not having my phone made my life, like, a living hell. Because, like, what did I do? Like, actually, because I wasn't watching YouTube on my computer, I was, like, painting. Some days I was reading.
Drew
Well, you were in the living room with us more. You spent more time with us.
Enya
Oh, that's why it was hell. That's what. That's why it felt so poor and bad.
Drew
Right? Right. What the fuck was I going to say? Oh, last night I was in bed, and because I'm at a hotel, I was like, I need to watch a crime series on the tv. If y' all know. Y' all know that I used to be obsessed with watching, like, murder mysteries before going to bed. And then I stopped because I felt like it was the worst thing. I was obsessed with watching all that stuff, and I was like, I need to stop. This can't be good for my mental health. Did I see any benefits from not watching it? Not really. If anything, actually, I have a lot of anxiety.
Enya
Like, a lot of the things that are bad for you, like, ultimately, they.
Drew
Keep you on your toes.
Enya
Yeah, exactly.
Drew
Like heroin oh, well, no, I will say now that when I watch something about murder, I'm actually shocked. I'm like, I cannot believe this happens. When usually I would be like, oh, okay, that's like, not the craziest story I've ever heard. But now I'm like, like, so shell shocked bitch. Last night couldn't find a fucking crime channel. There was no crime channels on there. But what I did find was one. There is a Draft Kings channel where all they do. I passed this channel like four times. And I was like, this is the longest commercial ever. Every time I pass this channel, it's still Talk about ass. DraftKings and I'm not saying this in a positive way. I think that shit's fucked up. And it's literally just like incentivizing average people to gamble when they definitely shouldn't be gambling. Because gambling is a drug, imo. Whatever. There goes our ability to ever work with them ever. But I actually don't think I would.
Enya
I don't want.
Drew
Yeah, but I kept passing it. I was like, damn, this is the longest commercial I've ever seen. My God damn fucking life. I finally decide to stay on the channel and I'm recording because I'm like, I need to catch when this ends. And also because it was the weirdest layout of a commercial I had ever seen. No, it's the whole channel. All they do is talk about, like, it's so good, it's so good, it's so good. Let's hear from somebody who uses it. And then it's somebody who's like, it's awesome. It, like, automatically actually takes money out of my account. And I'm like, what are we talking about? Like, you could put on automatic bets. I'm like, that's crazy. You're not even getting the satisfaction of, like, using your finger to make a risk. It's literally just automatic risk taking.
Enya
Thank God gambling is not legal in California because I would be so addicted to it. Like, gambling gives me, like, the same high that, like, opiates gave me when I was younger. Like that. Yeah. Like, it could become a problem. Thankfully, like, I don't like casino gambling. Like, that shit's, like, boring. Like, old as fuck. Like, it smells like cigarette.
Drew
Like, that just sounds like a fun thing to do for maybe 10 minutes exactly. Like, maybe 10 minutes.
Enya
You go, you bring a hundred dollars with you in cash, you leave your cards in the car, and you just like, lose it in five minutes and then you leave.
Drew
Like, oh, but even that, I'd be like, Bruh, I could have gotten three meals off Wingstop.
Enya
I could have gotten 1 13th of the new leather mew mew New Balance shoes with that.
Drew
Yeah, you could have gotten the to like the toe section, like a little.
Enya
Yeah, I love toes, babe. I love eating feet.
Drew
Anyway, the other thing I saw on TV that really freaked me out because I'm taking so long to tell the stupid story is they still do like call to book flights. Which my up head was like, damn, they still do that. I need to start that business and scam the out of old people. Because in my head I was like, I bet they're scamming people. But I do want to call it tonight and like be like, oh, we want a flight from like LA to New York, round trip for these days. What's the price? And at the same time be on Google flights and see if the flight. If they're like overcharging you for fees.
Enya
For that flight, is it through the airline or is it through a different air or company?
Drew
No, it wasn't an airline thing. I'll literally tell you what it was. It felt like I was fucking stuck in 1982 watching that shit.
Enya
Crazy.
Drew
But it low cost airlines.
Enya
It should be that you get to smoke cigarettes on those flights.
Drew
I know if I'm calling to book my flight, bitch, let me, let me like light up.
Enya
There should be no TSA pre 911 TSA and cigarettes on board and. Yeah, never mind. I'm not gonna say that joke.
Drew
I'm crazy.
Enya
I'm so crazy. Everything I do is so lazy. Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up. Wait. What was the verse? I'm E.T. i'm an alien. I'm. Extra. Read all about it, read all about it. E.T. i'm an alien. Extra. Read all about it. You know like extra, extra, extra, extra. Read all about it, Read all about it. Like the newspaper boys.
Drew
Extra, extra. I think that was like a late night old news channel that would talk.
Enya
About like Mario Lopez, like posted it. Extra.
Drew
Mario Lopez, bro. He is alive right now. God bless. He's like alive and well and breathing as he's saying.
Enya
A person who did it right grinded through his 30s, grinding through his 30s, period through his 40s, and then dropped off the face of the worth earth. I don't know, you know, I think.
Drew
He'S still like doing that kind of stuff.
Enya
Honestly. Chase the bag. Chase the bag.
Drew
Whoa. Well, I never ended up finding something that was a crime thing to watch on the TV and I started this YouTube video. It scared the fuck out of me. Like, I've never been watching a YouTube video and started it being like falling asleep and then just waking up and open my eyes and be like, oh my God. Actually was scaring the fuck out of me.
Enya
And yeah, stop. I was gonna bring this fucking up. This is what I was talking about on the phone with you and our manager when I was back in Texas, when I was like, I have a crazy story that like, if I broke it would solidify me in the Internet zeitgeist forever. And everybody was like, nah, don't do it, don't do it. And I was like, yeah, you're right, I don't want to get involved in this. Look how many views that has.
Drew
Yeah, but then you would have the killer on my back too. I don't want who I am, y' all.
Enya
The Schoolboy 09. Wait, I didn't literally, I'm not going to like spoil anything, but literally, like two months ago, I. Yeah, I remember.
Drew
When you mentioned this, I was like, girl, you sound fucking crazy. You need to get off that damn phone.
Enya
I found. That's what I said, literally. You did? I found his accounts with like 12 likes. And like no one had ever. I was even sending them to you, Kai. Like, oh yeah, that like creepy guy. And you were like, can you please stop? Like this is really scary. And so I stopped. But literally I found him like so long ago. And I was like, this is crazy. Like, no one is talking about this shit. And then it's all that my TikTok feed has been the last week.
Drew
It's really spooky, Uki, but this video, like, this was giving me spooky vibes. Like high this, like creepy accounts pretending to be kids.
Enya
Creepy accounts pretending.
Drew
And I was like, oh, I'll just watch it. And then when they started showing me what he was posting, I got. I'm not kidding. This room was so pitch dark. Orion was dead asleep. And I kept looking at the door.
Enya
Cuz I was like, no. And yet that's what I was saying. Like, that gives me like. Like it gives me the same feeling that I get when I see like demonic presences in a movie. Like, I don't. I never watched Long Boy because I didn't want to see that long legs. Yeah, I didn't see. I didn't want to see that movie because people were like, it's really demonic hand and long. Because, like, I can't handle demonic shit. Like, I really don't even believe in that shit fully. Like, it just freaks me the fuck out. For some reason, it gives me dark, sinister energy. That shit gave me the same icky.
Drew
No, it vibes so gross. It's, like, disgusting. There's halfway in the video like that. I know. It's, like, very terrifying. And there. It feels like there's no winning, too.
Enya
Because we find out it's Kai.
Drew
Dude, it's not like that.
Kai
Let me see it again.
Drew
No, you.
Enya
It kind of looks like him.
Drew
See yourself.
Kai
No, it doesn't. Let me see it one more time and then I'll tell you.
Drew
Wait, wait, one.
Kai
It has, like, really high cheekbones and, like, very sucked in.
Enya
PSL 7. So it's Chad Light.
Kai
Okay.
Enya
PSL 6 is above average. That is so Kai.
Drew
That is Kai. I never even thought about it.
Enya
That is actually so Kai. Vibes. Okay. We are so back and better. So many cuts this episode. Oh, wow. Okay, so Speedrun. The animation that someone made of the podcast was literally, like, one of my favorite things ever.
Drew
Oh, yeah, it was really cute.
Enya
It was so cute. And it, like, literally made me feel like, oh, my God. Like, we could do, like, the Duncan Trussell thing with our podcast where we just, like, take certain clips and, like, animate it and make, like, a freaking mini short of, like, our interactions. Like, that would be really cool to do, but shout out that will insert it. Let's talk about Finsta. Have we ever talked about Finsta? Oh, my God, it was super cool. More. More animation, please. More animation.
Drew
Dude, I have the gnarliest migraine right now, and it's like, it kind of started when Kai, like, first got here and started, like, talking, and then I, like, this might have been like, the more he talked, this smell started filling the room, and I think it's just like, yeah, you.
Enya
You smell that me? And licked his lips.
Drew
What are you talking about?
Enya
Did turn me on a little bit.
Drew
Ew.
Enya
Like, whispered that I got by Kai. I got rizzed up by Livy Dun.
Kai
It might have been a coincidence. I feel like there's no reason why me talking would make you have a headache. Like, that's. Sure.
Drew
Well, it's because this stench that followed, it followed.
Kai
Okay, we established that that's the buffalo sauce in the bathroom.
Enya
No, that's.
Drew
No, that's you.
Enya
That's your soggy bottom, dude.
Drew
If y' all ever wanted to know what Kai smells like.
Kai
Smells like asop.
Drew
You just have to, like, get buffalo wings and then put them in, like, a fridge.
Kai
A lot of people like the smell of buffalo.
Drew
It. What's it called? What's it called? What was it say, oh, yeah. If you want to know what Kai smells like, get buffalo wings, put them in, like, a fridge, and then just open the fridge really fast so all of that, like, stench wafts out at you. And that is. I'm not kidding. That is exactly what Kai smells like.
Kai
Oh, but here's the thing.
Drew
People with a little bit of mildew.
Kai
People actually will get wings. They'll get buffalo wings and their mouth will water because it smells so fucking good and delicious. So think about that. You're saying people's mouths water when they smell me?
Drew
No, I think when it comes from a human juice.
Enya
When I. My fucking pussy is wet when I see Kaiser.
Kai
Did you mean that? That I had nice legs?
Enya
Of course.
Kai
Thank you, guys.
Enya
Body is tea lately. Stop.
Drew
Okay, so keep it up because it can fade quick.
Enya
Y' all. You guys gotta chill. Like, y' all really actually, like.
Drew
Okay, so y' all.
Enya
No, literally, they gotta chill because they are in my business, email messaging me diagnosing me with autism and with a hernia. I don't know what I did. Literally, I don't know what I did in the last episode, but I got, like, three emails saying I had autism and one that said I had a hernia. But the hernia one was a miss. Like, they didn't understand what I was saying. Like, I know what a hernia is. I had a hernia when I was, like, nine. This is just when my colon gets full of poop and constipation. It bulges out a little bit, but it's not like the bubble that you think of when you see, like, a hernia in the abdomen.
Drew
That is so disgusting.
Enya
But I did book a ZOC doc appointment because I was like, what if I've just had a hernia this whole time? Haven't been yet, but we will update.
Drew
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, please. The picture, the picture.
Enya
Okay. It's actually perfect that Orion is here because. Orion, come here. Okay, so India and I were sitting on the couch and we were trying to find your John Lennon photo.
Drew
She found it. She has it.
Enya
Oh, okay. So. Oh. Oh. All my shit got deleted.
Drew
Which one's the original? Because I have, like, 800. Yeah, when I was looking, I didn't know which one was.
Enya
Dude, it's like, literally the greatest photo of all time. We'll spare you Orion. We won't post it and unless you want us to. Oh, really?
Drew
Acting like you respect. Like, I never posted.
Enya
I probably have posted on. Yeah. My story.
Drew
But no, I don't know if I've ever seen it online.
Enya
Like, well, I got all of the karma just like thrusted right back at me. Orion. Cuz I had my John Lennon moment in a Marc Jacobs shoot.
Drew
Oh, wait, I need to. That's not you, bro.
Enya
It's like, it doesn't. It's straight up, like a.
Kai
Wait, is that actually a photo of Drew?
Drew
And you know what's worse is it's a live photo. So, like, you can really see that it's him. Hello? Oh, it's a screenshot of a live photo on my phone. Looks like your brothers with that picture of you in the back of the car.
Enya
Stop. That's what we were referencing.
Drew
You're like this, like, siblings, like, that version of y' all. It's so gross. I hate it.
Enya
This shit. I just.
Drew
It's also the red lighting. Like, me and Drew just need to avoid fudgeing red lighting because we start looking fucked up. Red lighting, like, objectively makes somebody look hotter.
Enya
I mean, when you're me and I am proving points, improving points.
Drew
It looks like day was that like, it was in February.
Enya
Yeah, it was when we did the Mark shoot. But that literally, that photo change the trajectory of my life. And I'm not kidding, I started like, it, like, it sent me into an episode. Like, literally, I was like, is this actually what my profile looks like? And it was just like, very bad timing, obviously, because I don't look like that.
Drew
No, you are perfect.
Enya
Thanks.
Drew
No, sometimes when I look at you, that's kind of just. You are perfect.
Enya
Okay.
Drew
No, sometimes when I see Drew, that is what he looks like, though. I'm gonna be honest.
Enya
Okay. Ms. Backseat.
Kai
You never look like that. You don't. You always look good. I feel like your jaw is very defined normally.
Enya
Thank you. Okay. Ryan, I just wanted to show you that iconic moment. Yeah. Orion literally has been inside the cupboard the whole time. Sorry, what'd you say again?
Kai
Kai, your jaw looks super good normally.
Enya
Thank you. Wait, actually, could you say it one more time?
Kai
Your jaw looks good and it looks very handsome.
Enya
It's actually so random that I cannot hear you.
Kai
Oh, your jaw looks.
Drew
Getting you to repeat yourself.
Kai
Oh, he's manipulating me.
Drew
Yes, once again, he's manipulating you.
Enya
I'm a manipulator.
Drew
Pictures. You just look, like, scary.
Enya
Oh, wow.
Drew
Like, you. That's just not you.
Enya
Yeah, I really don't know who that person is. Like, it's really jarring. It's really jarring. And what's crazier is that, like, they thought I looked good.
Drew
No, you did look good and all in the pictures that we got taken of us. You looked good or.
Enya
No, no, my. The person. Our manager thought I looked good.
Drew
My bangs look up. It looks like I have like a huge, like, mullet.
Enya
The bangs were banging.
Drew
Okay, wow.
Enya
Well, okay, well also, I know this has been talked about one bajillion times online, but I figured we would need to talk about it as well, because it is a very. A very crazy thing that exists that I don't think enough people are talking about. There is literally a ticket out right now that when it bites you, literally when it bites you, it makes you allergic to meat.
Drew
I don't know if that's real. I don't know if I believe it.
Enya
It's real. It's. It is literally real. You're supposed to say, oh, you need.
Drew
To get bit by that, my good sis.
Enya
Wait, why?
Drew
Because you are gay.
Enya
Oh, because I like me. Wow.
Drew
Because you're obsessed with me.
Enya
I told Enya yester was like, when I bring this up, you're supposed to say, oh, you need that tick. Like, I set her up for a slam dunk, like, gay joke and she fumbled like crazy.
Drew
Well, cuz I was just actually intrigued in the conversation. Like when you speak to me, I'm just like, yes, yes.
Enya
So present. Wait, that was weird. We're like dapping up right now. We need to like, hold our. Each other. Yeah, that's more. That's more like.
Drew
Feels a bit unnatural. Like, this just seems unnatural right now.
Kai
Oh, Drew is Elijah. You're Elijah from Girls. They're just connected. Seeing you guys do that and how like, clearly uncomfortable you are touching a woman's hand.
Drew
You know that we could fire you for being homophobic, right?
Kai
Yeah, no, it's an un.
Enya
I'm reporting you to hr, which is me, and you're done.
Drew
I hate to say it, but our HR rep has a huge bias against.
Enya
You, so you're kind of good.
Kai
Okay.
Enya
What?
Kai
Well, all right. I was just kind of observing something. It wasn't homophobic at all. I actually love gay people. You know that. Everyone knows that. That's a. We know that because you love me. We're friends. We're good friends.
Drew
Who said that? Did you ever say that to him?
Enya
What if I said that?
Drew
Who said that?
Enya
Okay, well, that was like a sneak dis Kai, so. Oh, Kai's so shady. Kai's a shade.
Drew
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday what? Saturday fest.
Enya
What the people with eye issues do before glasses were invented.
Drew
Get a headache. Like. Oh, that's why I Have a headache right now. I haven't been wearing my glasses all day.
Enya
See? No, but actually, like, did they, like, just. Were they blind or did they not exist until, like, there were holes in the ozone layer?
Drew
Nobody needed glasses before we had phones.
Enya
It's that damn phone. It's always that damn phone, bro.
Drew
Okay, I need to clarify. I obviously don't think that's true because sometimes I really do sound like the dumbest person on this podcast. And recently it's been getting to my head.
Enya
There's only two of us, so if you're not the dumbest, that makes me the dumbest.
Drew
No, there's Kai.
Kai
There's a third. There is a third. Thank you. Wow. You know what?
Drew
You're stupid.
Kai
To. To which at in your favor of that statement of, like, oh, well, maybe people's eyes were better in the past. There's, I think, a lot of evidence that people's teeth were better.
Enya
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kai
So maybe there. I don't know, maybe there's something to that. Like, we're unnaturally looking at.
Drew
I could see, like, there being a connection between how much LED we stare at and our. I mean, look at the Blu Ray lights. Like the Blu Ray lens.
Enya
Okay, well, when India, like, there. There's like, always, like, when we're going out, there's like an hour long period, bro. It's like, really haunted. Like, bruh. Like, it's haunted.
Kai
You got bodied. It also looks like you have no hair, like, in the middle of the top of your head.
Drew
I know. Like, weird as fuck.
Enya
No, it's like, literally, it's my backseat. And also the way I'm staring. I have, like, beady little eyes. Like, I look, like, scary. I look like I have, like, a big nose. My jaw is recessed. Like, it's really, like, everything that I hate about myself and what I see in the mirror.
Kai
I will say you never, ever look like this.
Enya
Yeah. Thank you.
Kai
Ever.
Enya
Thank you. But Anya does look like Enya does look like the backseat photo. Like, that is what I look like in person.
Drew
Yeah. Most of the time people turn to me and that's what I look like.
Enya
Even thinking about that fucking photo makes me cry, laughing. You're so, so bad. Okay. But there comes a night or point in every night when we go out where Enya asked me, like, what does she want? Or which outfit should she wear? And, like, I don't think you realize how seriously I take that. Like, I. That has become like, Anna Wintour.
Drew
Like, I'm living tour.
Enya
Yeah. That's the Girl, Yeah, I take that very seriously. And I don't think I've made a wrong choice yet.
Drew
Yeah, I don't think so. I feel like you give really good advice. Like, you give practical. You take into, like, account the practicality, the vibe of it, the look of it, how it will hold through the night. Like, you're like, well, are you just gonna doing this? Are you going to do something after? Like, what's your vibe?
Enya
I'm always thinking about if cigarettes are involved, like, getting.
Drew
Oh, it's going to, like, get all over my clothing. But I don't smoke cigarettes anymore, so that's not a problem. And now at this point, when somebody smokes near me, I'm like, girl, like, you're going to make me stink. Which is crazy because I used to stink.
Enya
Yeah.
Drew
Now I just smell like digital.
Enya
Yeah. Okay. The last thing I want to bring up is, finally, I did me in India. I downloaded this app that scans your face and then gives you, like, a rating out of 10 guys. I did so good on it.
Drew
He did so many. Like, he has so many.
Enya
Oh, wait, Kai, this is what I was gonna show you. Come here.
Drew
I just saw a picture of, like, you shirtless, and that was, like, the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Enya
Oh, that's just me body checking.
Kai
Oh, shit.
Enya
Yeah, this is what I was. Yeah, this is what I was gonna. Yeah, it's definitely because it was blurry and the lighting was crazy. But no, I was gonna send that to you, but I was like, I want to show them in person.
Drew
You should start uploading, like, Facetune pictures of you shirtless and, like, huge.
Enya
Well, no, I'm gonna go on a testosterone, like. Like, trembalone. Like, TRT protocol. Yeah. Or, like, do some. Just some general anabolic steroids for six months. I'm gonna blast it. Like, I'm gonna go hard as.
Drew
Love yourself.
Enya
That's exactly what I'm doing. Now. I'm gonna get big as, and then y' all are gonna be like, whoa. Drew's, like, really angry and mean.
Drew
What? Does that stuff make you mad?
Enya
No, it just makes you your real self.
Kai
Wait, was that the thing you're gonna tell me earlier? You said there's horrible news. No, I'm not saying that.
Enya
You said my body is like.
Kai
No, no, no. I did not mean it like that. I genuinely.
Drew
No, we're gonna tell you you're fired at, like, in, like, 10 minutes.
Kai
But I still have my job right now.
Drew
For the next 13 minutes. Yes.
Kai
Okay.
Enya
Okay. So the first one I did.
Kai
I could still get it back. I could still get it back.
Enya
No, the first one I did, I got a 7.6 and I was like, okay, that seems, like, really high. That doesn't make sense. So then I edited a picture of myself with Facetune and I submitted it. It got a 9.6 and I was like, oh, wait, it's kind of accurate. So then Josh did it and got a 7.6, and then Enya did it and got like a 7 point something. And I was like, damn. So then I was like, hold on. Like, let me mind you.
Drew
I think it can only really identify you, like, masculine as a man, because every time it'd be like, masculinity, your jawline, like, you're the top 1% of men. I'm not a man of my girl.
Enya
You're not a girl. And then I did it and I got an 8.4 and I was like, oh, whoa. Like, that's crazy. And then, y' all, I ended it off with a 9.3 on a real photo of my.
Drew
Can you see it that he took?
Enya
I don't have it. I took it real time in Apple. But, like, I'm kind of giving now.
Drew
Okay, I think I need to take an Advil because. Or I need to put my glasses on because I'm not kidding.
Enya
And I'm dancing for fun. Oh, baby. Oh. That echo was, like, sharp. It sounded like we hit metal.
Drew
I shouldn't be doing that because my.
Enya
Head drew psy up corner.
Drew
These don't make me laugh. I'm hitting you tonight.
Enya
Burger King got chicken sandwiches now what's next? Pee at the poop store.
Drew
Okay.
Enya
Folklore evermore canker sore. I don't give a fuck. Where is the liquor store?
Drew
Dude, these ones suck in, like, the best way.
Enya
I need some coochie, quill and hedonol from in y' all or India. Kai sent this to me. Imagine. And he typed imagine this is. This is his word.
Kai
I didn't type this out. Someone emailed this to me.
Enya
Imagine hiring a gay dude to cry at your op's funeral.
Drew
Oh, my God, I love that one. I saw that today. Taking notes.
Enya
Demon emoji literally noted as. Guys, can we bring back Noted.
Drew
Please?
Enya
Like, like, please can we do it? And I think that's all I have to talk about.
Drew
Yeah, that's kind of it.
Enya
The last thing that I was like, I already talked about this, though, was how me buying the Tick Tock shop hot bowl was, like, really one of the worst points in my life. Like, that was really dark sided, dude.
Drew
It definitely has to be illegal to like ship containers like that out.
Enya
Yeah. Like raw eggs or like eggs across the country and like heat boiled eggs. The Pepsi, like, the point of almost exploding was like crazy. That like it was next to an egg. So that means it was like so hot that it was like boiling or like the pressure was so high that it was like crushing it. Crazy.
Drew
All right, well, here is my freaking media.
Enya
My media is that little ginger in my life.
Drew
Gabor Sable. Photographs and memories. Jim Cross. How do you say his name? Orion. Bro, she can't hear us in that cabinet. She's losing oxygen in there. I don't. How do you say Jim Crow? Is. Is it Jim Crow? Crosh. Okay. Photographs and memories. Jim Croch and just a New York poem by Nikki Giovanni. The. That album reminds me of rain. Like, this is. Feels like her life. And that's it for my fucking media. Honestly, no movies, no nothing. Leave me alone.
Enya
My media is twisters and 40x. It's going to be a movie. I'm going to see it tomorrow. Super excited. And then this. I found this like anime that was like, like a three part, like short trilogy, but, like together it made like one long story. It's kind of like Black Mirror vibes, like. But it was made in the 90s and it was so good. Oh, I can't open it. But I'm just gonna unlock it. Doesn't exist. But it's like Magnetic Rose or some like that. Let's see if I can find it. It's. It's.
Drew
I'm gonna make Magnetic Rose toys. You put the magnet in your cooch. Oh, sticks to you. So no hands.
Enya
That's actually a really good idea. But there's a song from that. How would you say that? From that? Anime Corral or Corral C H O R A L by Yoko Kano. But the soundtrack for the thing, the thing is called Memories. So go watch Memories. And the soundtrack is lit.
Drew
Probably sounds like exactly what I thought. Sounds like you could listen. Listen. You could listen to this kind of all you want.
Kai
I love this.
Drew
God will know you had Grinder.
Kai
I love this type of stuff.
Enya
Drew, you're dead to me.
Drew
Hey, come here. You're by.
Enya
You're by.
Drew
All right, well, I'm going to go.
Enya
Take a huge dump and I'm gonna go back home. No, you're gonna hang and love my life.
Drew
Please stay the night with me. All right.
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Emergency Intercom: The Galaxy Gas Episode Released on September 6, 2024 by iHeartPodcasts
Hosts: Enya Umanzor and Drew Phillips
Guests: Kai and Orion
The episode kicks off with a light-hearted yet heated debate between hosts Enya and Drew over the concept of a "bed episode." Enya expresses her frustration about being misled into dressing in worn-out pajamas for a special, cozy episode idea, leading to a humorous exchange about their attire and the logistics of the recording setup.
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Enya confronts Drew about the logistics and preparation for the bed-themed episode, highlighting her disappointment with the outcome versus the initial promise. Drew responds by defending his actions and teasing about their attire, setting the tone for their dynamic banter.
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The hosts reminisce about past slang and social media trends, particularly the "spilling the tea" phrase and the iconic Kermit the Frog sipping tea emoji. They express a desire to bring back these expressions, reflecting on how language and trends evolve over time.
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A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the "galaxy gas" trend, which they equate to the use of laughing gas or "whippets." Enya shares her alarming experience with galaxy gas at a young age, emphasizing its dangers and addictive nature. Drew echoes similar sentiments, recounting his initial ignorance and subsequent realization of the substance's harmful effects on brain cells.
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The hosts delve into personal anecdotes, sharing unsettling experiences that paint a picture of their lives and relationships. Drew recounts an uncomfortable encounter in a corner store where a man inappropriately asked if he was a virgin, leading to misplaced anger and dark humor about the individuals involved. Additionally, they touch upon supernatural elements, suggesting their living space feels haunted, injecting humor and intrigue into their narrative.
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Enya discusses her relationship with her phone, highlighting the addictive nature of technology and its impact on her life. She narrates a recent breakdown caused by app glitches, which led her to unintentionally relapse into excessive phone usage. Drew complements this by sharing his struggles with limiting screen time and the constant presence of digital distractions.
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Throughout the episode, Enya and Drew explore deeper emotional territories, touching upon topics like mental health, anxiety, and personal growth. They candidly discuss their vulnerabilities, such as Enya's fear of being diagnosed with conditions like autism and her humorous take on receiving incorrect medical advice via emails.
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Despite tackling serious subjects, the hosts maintain a playful and humorous tone, engaging in witty exchanges and teasing each other. They joke about physical appearances, upcoming plans, and even potential firing by fictional HR, adding levity to the episode.
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As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on their discussions, sharing final thoughts on media consumption and personal interests. They express excitement about upcoming projects, such as animated versions of their podcast moments, and continue their signature banter, wrapping up the episode on a humorous note.
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Key Takeaways:
Galaxy Gas Awareness: The episode highlights the dangers and addictive nature of galaxy gas (whippets), backed by personal stories illustrating its impact on mental and physical health.
Technology's Double-Edged Sword: Enya and Drew discuss the challenges of balancing technology use, acknowledging both its benefits and the difficulties it can pose to personal well-being.
Humor Amidst Depth: The hosts successfully blend humor with serious topics, creating an engaging and relatable narrative for listeners.
Dynamic Host Interaction: The chemistry between Enya, Drew, and Kai (guest) adds depth to the conversation, making the episode both entertaining and insightful.
Notable Moments Recap:
Conflict Over Episode Theme: Enya expressing frustration with the "bed episode" setup. (01:19 - 02:27)
Reflecting on Past Slang: Nostalgia for "spill the tea" expressions. (02:43 - 03:38)
Discussion on Galaxy Gas: Detailed recounting of experiences and warnings. (10:50 - 14:07)
Corner Store Encounter: Drew's unsettling story involving a close-aged man and a cashier's reaction. (18:21 - 21:14)
Haunted Apartment Feelings: Anecdotes about the eerie environment of their living space. (15:07 - 16:44)
Face Scan App Ratings: Enya and Kai explore the accuracy and implications of facial recognition apps. (50:04 - 52:33)
Humorous Interactions: Ongoing playful teasing and fictional HR firing discussions. (45:21 - 56:57)
Conclusion
"The Galaxy Gas Episode" of Emergency Intercom offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and critical discussions on contemporary issues like substance abuse and technology addiction. Enya and Drew, along with guest Kai, navigate these topics with a unique comedic flair, making the episode both entertaining and thought-provoking for listeners.